The Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1837-1867, 1838-03-27


pelitc Heart burn and Head-ache, ReSteSSncSS ~
te,nper Anaiety, LanguOr, and Metanchoty whiGh
are the general symptoms OF dyspepsia VII valisn
as a natural consequence of its cure. C0ShoeaeSS'
nv cleansing tho whole length OF the intestnes win
solvent process, and without violence; all NIoeht
purges leave the bowels costve wllhln TWO days;
Diarrhooa and ChOlera,by removing the sharp aero
fluids bv which these complaints are occasioneu,
and bv promoting the lubricatve secretion oil the
muscus membrance. Fe0erS ot all hteds,by reslor-
ing the blood to regular circulation, through TIE
process Of persplraon IN some cases, ana lne tho'
ounh solution Of all Intestinal distractions IN oters
The LIFE PILLS have been known TO cure Rheu-
7natis7n permanently in three weeks, ana uOut III
half that time, by removing local Inflammation from
the muscles and ligaments OF the joints Dr0PStGS
Of all kindS by freeing and strengthening tile h'u
news and bladder; they operate most delightfully."-
OH these important organs, and hence nave ever
been found n certain remedy for the worst cases OF
GraueL Also, WOrmS, iromits lodging from the
turnings of the bowels the slymy mater 10 Wnich
these creatures adhere; ASTHMA ana ConSGmpto",
nv relieving the air vessels Of the lungs from me
mucus, w hch even slight colds Will occasloh,whlch
if not removed becomes hardened, ana produces
those dreadful diseases Scuruy, Ulcers ana in0e.-
ergtg Sores by the perfect purity which these Lie
Pills give TO the blood, and all the humors; Scor6uhG
EruptiOnS, and Bad COmpLcGlOnS,by their alleraiVe
effect upon the fluids that feed the skin, the morbid
state of which occasions all EruPtt0e Complaints,
SallO2r Cl0udu and other diSGgTc enGte ompteItOnS
The use of these Pills for very short time, will Ell
feet an entire cure of salt rheum, ETyStpeGS, ana
striking improvement in the CLeGrneSS OF the Shtn
Common Colds and Influenza, will always be cured
by dose, or by two, even IN the worst cases;
PiIcs-as a remedy for this most distressing and
obs innate malady the Vegetable Life PMS deserve
Il distinct and emphatic recommendation. III Is wen
known hundreds in this city, that the proprietor
of these invaluable Pills, was himself aiiilced'wlti
this complaint for upwards of MutyJtoe ye@rS ana
that he trIed in vain every remedy prescribed Win
in tho whole compass of the Maierla Medlca' he
however, at length, tried the medicine Which lie
now offers to the pubhc,and he was cureu III very
short time after his recovery had been pronounced
not only improbable, but absolutely impossiDle' ny
any human means. .
& DIRECTIONS FOR USE.--The Proprietor of
tie Vegetable Life Pills does not follow the base
and mercenary practice of the quacks OF the day, IN
advising persons take his Pills in large quantities.
No good medicine possibly be so required
These Pills 10 be taken al bed time every nlSht,
for IA week or fortnight, according 10 the obstlnacy
of the disease. The usual dose is from < 10 D. aG-
cordng 10 the constitution of the person Very del
icae persons should begin with but and increase
as the of the case may require; those more
robust or of very costive habits, may begin win
3, and increase 10 a, even Pills, and they VIII
effect sufficiently happy change to guide The pa
tent in their further use. These Pills sometimes
occasion sick ness and vomiting, though very seidoi
unless the stomach is very foul; this, howeNer,may
be considered favorable symptom, as the patent
will find himself at once relieved, and by perseVer
ance will soon recover. They usually operate
within 10 or II hours, and never give pam, unless
the bowels are very much encountered Ihey may
be taken by the most delicate females Under any
circumslances-It is, however, recommended, that
those in latter periods ofpregnancy should take but
at a time and then continue to keep the bowels
OPEN and even Two may be taken when the patent
is very costive. One pill in a solution of two table
spoons full of water, may be given to an infant IN
the following doses-a tea spoon full every Two
hours Till it operates; for child from one to i've
years of age, halfa pll-and from five to ten one pill
THE PHOENIX BlrTERS, are called, be-
cause they possess the power Of restoring the ex-
piring embers of health TO glowing vigor through
out the CONSTITUTIONS the Phoenix said to be re-
stored to life from the ashes of its own dissolution
The PhoGniX Btters entirely vegetable, COM
posed of roots found only in certain parts OF the
western country (which will infallibly cure FEY Frs
AND AGUES of all kinds; will never fail 10 eradi-
cate entirely all the effects Of Murcury, infinitely
sooner than the most powerful preparations OF Sar-
saparrla and Will immediately cure the deermln-
alton of BLOOD TO THE HEAD; never failing
in the siehnesS incident to yOung females; and will
be found a certain remedy i'll all cases of nervous
de6iity and 2ceahneSS of the impaired cOnsttu-
tons. AS remedy for Chronic and Infa1nmat0ry
Rheumatism the efficacy of the Phoenix Btters will
be demonstrated by the use of single bottle. The
usual dose of these bters is half wine glass full
in water wine, and this quantity may be taken
two three times day, about half an hour before
meals a less quantity may be taken at all times.
To those who are afflicted with indigestion after
meals, these bitters will prove Invaluable they
very greatly increase the action Of the principal Wis
cera he them TO perform their functions, and
able the stomach to discharge into the bowels what
ever is offensive. Thus indigestion is easily and
speedily removed, appetite restore ID and the mouths
of the absorbent vessels being cleansed nutrition is
facilitated, and strength of body and energy ofmnd
are the happy results For farther particulars OF
MOFFAT'S LIFE PILLS, and PHOENIX BIT.
TIERS, apply at Mr. Mohats office, No. SAG Broad
way, New York, where the Pills can be obtained
for % cents, 80 cents, 81 Der box; and the Bitters
for ST. of So per bottle. u Numerous certificate.
of the wonderful efficacy OF both, may be there IN
spected.
In some obstinate and complicated cases of clron
c and inaammatory rheumatism Liver Complaints
Fever and Ague, Dyspepsia, Palsy, Piles, i1guric
from the Of mercury quanine, and other diseases
of long standing it may be found necessary to tax,
both the Life Pills and the Phoenix Bitters, in tn,
doses before recommended.
N. B.-These Pills and Bitters will get all mer
curry out ofthe system infinitely faster than the hes
pre- aratons of Sarsaparia, and a certain RENE
dy for the rushing Of blood to the Aead or all violcn
headachestic dOulereur, &c. All persons who arr
predsposed 10 apoplezy palsy, &c, should neve
be without the Lie Pills the Bitters for one dos