The Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1837-1867, 1838-01-30
TOFF.aIDS LIFE PILLS and PHG1VlA
BIJIY,EIRS

modest ages, have had ships, but Columbus ohly
found out the way to America Before the t,,ie %
the great Spanish navigator, people were only en-
abled TO paddle about the shores. Just so WIN the
Life Medicines 1t is but two short years since
first ventured upon an unknown ocean unu my c
discovered the precious object was Ill searc
HEALTH Vegetable medicines were thdeed
known when | commenced my search, but their
use was not BY the use of them, have not only
nnssed from the detected invalid to the hale, hearty
and active man OF business, QUIZ con LJ
speaking have renewed my youth can mus,
with cofidence in my own experience, aaNisn WIN
nv fellow-ciitizens. Does the reader W ant ant ptoo
that the VEGETABLE LIFE MEDICINES are
snitahIe TO his own case? have on file at my once,
SAG broadway hundreds OF letters from some OF the
most respectable citizens of this my native iand'
voluntarily offered in testimony OF the virtues 0' "a
GOOD VEGETABLE MEDICINE.
Persons whose constitutions have been nearly ru-
bv INTERPRETATIONS OF the
dav, will bear me witness, that the Life Medicines
anu tnua I Ianl,h 0"'5' JOHN MOFFAT.
rn,,n,r ppu,pKs RELATIVE TO MoFFAT's LIFE
PILLS AND PpENIX BiTTERs.
These medicines have long been known and APP
preclated for their extraordinary and immeaia'e
powers of restoring perfect health,to persons suer-
ing under nearly every kind of disease to which the
human frame is liable.
In many hundreds of certiiicated instances they
have even rescued sufferers from the very verge OF
an untmely grave, after all the deceptive noslrums
of the day have utterly failed; and to many thou
sands they have permanently secured that UNIFORM
enjoyment of health without which life itself is
but partial Plessng so 8eat n"eed , haI t hn
appeared scarcely less than miraculous TO those
WHO were unacquanted with the beautifully phlo-
sophcal principles upon which they are compound
ed, and upon which they consequently act. 1t was
to their manifest and sensible action in purifying
tho springs and channels Of life, and enduing them
with renewed tone and vigor, that they were IN
debted for their name, which was bestowed upon
them at the spontaneous request OF several lnuVld-
nails Vyh0 had obviously
The proprietor rejoces in the opportunity afford
ed by the universal dtfnson OF the daily press, for
placing this VEGETABLE LIFE PILLS within
the knowledge and reach of every individual in
the community. Unlike the host of perncious
quack cries which boast olvegetabe ingredients the
Life Pills purely and SOLELY VEGETABLE, and
nor any other mineral i'm any form whatever. They
are entilely composed of extracts from rare and
powerful plants, the virtues of which, though long
known to several Indian tribes and recently TO
some eminent pharmaceutical chemists, are alto
gother unknown to the ignorant prctenders to med
ica science; and were never before administered in
so happily ctfcacous combination
Their first operation is to loosen from the coats
of the stomach and bowels. the various impurities
and crudes constantly settling around them; and to
remove the fEces which collect in the convolutions
of the small intestnes Other medicines only par
tally cleanse these and leave such collected masses
behind as to produce habitual costveness, with all
its train of evils or sudden diarrhoea, with its imi-
nent dangers. This fact is well known to all reg
ular anatomsts, who examine the human bowels
after DEATH and hence the prejudice of these well
informed men against the quack medicines of the
age. The second effect ofthe VEGETABLE LIFE
PILLS is to cleanse the kidneys and the bladder,
and by this means, the liver and the lungs, the
healhfu action of which entirely depends upon the
regularity of the urinary organs. The blood which
takes its red color from the agency of the liver and
lungs before il passes into the heal being thus pu-
riiod by them, and nourished by food coming from
the clean stomach courses freely through the veins,
reneWs every part Of the system, and triumphantly
mounts the banner health in the blooming cheek.
| The following among the distressing variety
of human dseases,t to which the Vegetable Life Pills
| are well known TO be infallibe:--
| DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the first
and second stomachs, and creating flow of pure
healthy bile instead of the stale and acrid kind;
petite, Heartburn and Head-ache, ResttcSsncSS H.
temper, .4naiety, Languor, and Melancholy, which
are the general symptoms of Dyspepsia, will vanish
as a natural consequence of its cure. CoStiueness
by cleansing the whole length of the intesnes;with
solvent process, and without violence; all violent
purges leave the bowels costive within two DAYS
DiarrhOe0 and Cholera, by removing the sharp acrd
! fluids by which these complaints occasioned
and by promoting the ubrcative secretion of the
muscus membrance. FeoerS Of all kinds, by restor-
ing the blood to a regular circulation through the
process of perspration in cases, and the thor
ough solution of all intestinal distractions in Others
! The LIFE PILLS have been known to cure Rheu-
matism permanently in three weeks, and Gom in
half that time, by removing local inflammation from
the muscles and lIgaments OF the joints. Dr0psieS
Of all kinds, by freeing and strengthening the kid
neys and bladder; they operate most delightfully."-
on these important organs, and hence have ever
been found certain remedy for the worst cases of
Graoet. Also, Worms. fromits lodging from the
turnings of the bowels the slymy matter to which
these creatures adhere; ASTHMA and CONSUMPTION
by relieving the air vessels of the lungs from the
mucus, which even slight colds will occ ion which
if not removed becomes hardened, and produces
those dreadful diseases Scuroy, Ulcers and Inuel-
crate Sores, by the perfect purity which these Life
Pills give to the blood, and all the humors Scorb,tic
Eruptions, and Bad Compilations by their Alternative
effect upon the fluids that feed the skin, the morbid
Saloao, Cloudy, and other disagrceatte Complications
The use Of these Pills for very short time will eff
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