The Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1837-1867, 1838-07-03
DIR BR.AN-DRE7,4 sOants no college, no insti

isGed to rest the patronage 81 me pOtac J0r nse
success of his erandfathers UNIVERSAL VEG-
ETABLE PILLS, Established IN England, l75l
"Science should contribute to the comfort, health,
and happiness Of mankind.
TENHESE celebrated Pills OF which eighty thou
Il sand boxes have been sold in N York since
July, 1885, are now recommended by thousands oil
persons whom they have cured ofconsumpton, IN
huenza, dyspepsia, headache, pains and sense Oh
iullness in the back part of the head, usually the
symptoms of apopexy, Jaundice, Fever and ague,
bilious, scarlet, typhus, yellow, and common fevers
of all kinds, asthma, govt, rheumatism, nervous
diseases, liver complaint, pleurisy, inward weak
uess, depression of the SPIRITS rupiures, lntamma-
TONS sore eyes, fits palsy dropsy, small pox, mea
sles. Group, coughs, whooping cough, quincy, chol
ic cholera morbus, gravel worms, dysentery, deaf
ness ringing noises in the head, kings evil, scrotu-
la erysipeas st anthony fire, salt rhenm, white
swe lines ulcers some of 30 years standing, can
GERS, tumors, swelled feet and legs, piles costve-
ness all eruptions of the skin, frghtu dreams, fe
male complaints of every kind, especially obstruc-
tons, relaxatons, &c. .
$500 testimonials have been received from indi-
viduals of the highest responsibility. They in fact
prove, and the cures they make, that there Is no
necessity for any other medicine.
Although DIR b. has enumerated by name the a
boye diseases, he is nevertheless of opinion with
his grandfather the late celebrated DR. VIM Bran
dreh that there is only one disease, an lmpurlty OF
the blood, which by impeding the circulation brings
on inflammation and consequent arrangement Iii
the organ or part where such impuriy of the blood
settles: and that it is the different appearances which
this inflammation or arrangement put on, that nave
caused medical men to designate such appearances
by various names, but which are in fact, only the
same disease with more or less vruence DIR VIM
Brandreth was fully convinced of the truth OF the
above simple theory, thai he spent ~ years In ex
pertinent and aborlous research into the medicinal
roperties of the numerous plants composing the
Vegetable Kingdom; his object being to compose
| a medicine winch should at once purity, and pro-
duce by specific action, removal OF all bad hunors
from the blood by the stomach and bowels, as by
the continuation of the of such medicine such
humors to be carried OFT, and the plood as
sumo state of purity and whoever taxes these
Pills and perseveres with them, will be satished
that DR. WIN. Brandreh fully attained his philan-
thropic object 1t is now an absolute ana known
fact that every disease, whether 1t be In the mead
or feet in The brain or meanest member; whether
il be an outward ulcer, or an inward apscess, are
ALL though arising from many causes, reducpie 10
this one grand effect, namely, lmpurity OF blood.
In all cases they will be found safe ana simple
remedy vet all powerful for the removal OF disease,
whether chronic or recent, infections or otherwise;
and what makes them particularly adapted 70 this
country is that there is not the slightest haolty 10
cold when taking them, indeed the system Is aDso-
lutely less susceptible OF cold when under their in
fluence than at any other time-therefore in this
climate they are invaluable. Neither do they re-
qure change of diet or care OF any KIND. In Eng
| land these Pills have been the only medicine OF
many families for periods varying from forty to SIX
ty years and have always proved etectual in restor-
ing health whenever an alteration from II mas oc'
cured In many cases Where the ureaolul ra'~
ges of liberation had laid bare ligaments and bone,
and where TO all appearance no human means could
save life, have patients by the use OF these pills
been restored good health, the devouring disease
| having been perfectly eradlcated.
! In consequence of the pleasantness of their OPP
Grafton and the dosenot generally being required 10
be more than four five pills, (merely keeping in
view the drain upon the humors,) they are fast SUI
perseding every other preparation OF proie,ssed
similar import Cases may occur where 1t will be
proper take twenty even thirty or more pills;
this must be considered with reference to highly in
fammatory disease, or when great pain is expert
enced.
AS Brandreth's pills prevent scurvy, costiveness
and its consequences, seafariug men, and all travel
lers foreign regions, should not be without them
IN order to resort 10 on every occasion OF illness.
N. b. Time climate affects them not.
Southern gentlemen will find this medicine one
which will ensure health people on Their estates
Cancers Several cases ofcure can be referred to-
the is sure if perseverance is used.
Consumption. Reference can be made to mum
bers who have been cured in New York and Brook
| Ign, of this disease.
! Vindication DIR Brandreth has been assailed by
the proprietors of other medicines, as a mercenary
uuack, because he is said TO recommend his medl
cine in large quantities, and that good medicine
is SO required The fact is, that any medicine ha, :
! ing Mercury, Arsenic, antmony, or Hemlock In 1t
could not be taken in large doses because If 1t were
| such medicines would destroy life at once He
does not saw the medicines to which he alludes have
those ingredients in them, but 1t is EVIDENT from
their directions that great care is required 10 the
taking of them. Now, Brandreths Vegetable u
Universal Pills can be taken at all times, in large or
small doses, according to urgency of symptoms
Such is the reputation, and SO great the demand
for the Genuine 'Brandreths Vegetable Universal
Pills that counterfeit article is made adoertised
and sold as genuine-and some individuals wi sell
the counterfeit pills, have advertised themselves as
nv agent-thatf have found it necessary pre-
serve the reputation Of my pills. and save the pub
lie from imposition, to furnish every agent with a
oh, In
"BY0ndreth's Vegetable Universal Pills"
SECURITY AGAINST CoUNTERFEITs.
:. The within named, Fare ~ Parmelee of Mid
dletown, Conn, my appointed General Agents
for the State of Vermont, Connecticut Except Fair
field Cos Hampden, Hampshire 81 Franklin Coun
ties, Mass; Cheshire s. Sullivan Counties, N. II
in the United States of America; And this letter
which is signed by me, B. BRANDRETH, in my own
hand writing, must also be signed BY the within
pear In the principal papers in the United States.
This caution has become absolutely necessary, to
guard the public against the numerous counterfets
which are out of the above popular medicine.