Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1838-09-14

! that the Lille Medicines, and such only, are
the true course TO permanent good health.
JOHN MOFFAT.
! General remarks relative 10 MoGdrs Life
Pills and PHOENIX BIT7'ERS.
Thcs medicines have long been known and
appreciated, for their extraordinary aud imme-
date powers of restoring perfect health, to
| persons suffering under nearly every kind of
disease to which the human frame is liable.
! In many hundreds Of cerlifcated instances,
hey have even rescued sufferers from the very
verge of an untImely grave, after all the de-
ceptiyc uositums of the day had utterly fail
cd and to many thousands they have perma-
nenty secured that uniform enjoyment Of
| health, without which life itself is but a par
tial blessing. SO great. indeed, has their eff
tcacy invariably and iuiallibly proved that II
has appeared sea rcey less than miraculous to
those who were uUacqualnted with the beauti-
fully philosophical principles upon which they
are compounded, and upon which they conse-
quently act. II was 10 their manifest and sen
sible action in purifying the springs aud chan
nels life, and cnduing them with renewed
tone and vigor, that they were indebted for
their name, which was bestowed upon them
al the spontaneous request OF several indyid
uas whose lives they had obviously saved.
Tho proprietor rejoices in the opportunity
afforded by the universal diffusion of the daily
press for placing his Vegetable Life Pills
within the knowledge and reach OF every ndi-
vidual 10 the community. Unlike the host Of
pernciuus quackeries, which boast of vegeta-
Bile ingredients. the Life Pills are purely and
solely Vegetable, and contain neither Mercu-
~, Anlmony, Arsenic, nor any other mineral,
IN any form whatever. They are entirely
composed of extracts from rare aud powerful
plants, the virtues of which, though long known
TO several Indian tribes. and recently 10 some
eminent pharmaceutical chemists, as altogeth
er unknown TO the ignorant pretendeIs to med
zeal science and were never before admins
tered IN so happily efhcacious combination.
The first operation is to loosen from the
coats Of the stomach aud bowels, the various
impurities and crudities constantly settling
around them; and 10 remove the hardened
frees which collect in the convolutious of the
small inIesiineS. Other medicines only par
tally cleanse these and leave such collected
masses behind, as 10 produce habltual cos
lIveness, with all its train Of evils or sudden
diauhna, with its imminent dangers. This
fact is well known to all regular anatomisis
who examine the human bowels after death =
aud hence the prejudice Of these well inform
ed men against the quack medicines Of the
age. The second effect OF the VEGETA-
BILE LIFE PILLS is to cleanse the kidney
and the bladder, and by this means, the liver
and the lungs the healthful action OF which
entirely depends upon the regularity Of URN
airy organs. The blood which takes its red
color from the agency Of the liver and the
lungs before il passes into the heart being
thus purified by them, and nourished by food |
coming from a clean stomach, courses freely |
through the veins, renews every par, of the !
system, aud irumphan,ly mounts the banner |
Of health in the blooming cheek.
The following are among the distressing va
-iety of human diseases, to which the VegeIa-
Die Life Pills, are well known to be infalli-
lle:-
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the
irst and second stomachs, and creating a flow
If pure healthy bile, instead Of the stale aud
lcrld kindi fIqtutency, PaipHafion Of The
,edrt Loss cf appetite, Heartburn and
Head ache, Restiessness, M-temper, Aarie-
y, Lnngaor, and Melancholy, will vanish. as
| natural consequence Of It's cure. Costire-
'ess, by cleansing the whole length Of the
ntestines with solvent process, and without
'iolencej all violent purges leave the bowels
ostive within two days. Diarrhna and Cho-
ra, by removing the sharp acrid fluids by
which these complaints are occasioned. and by
Promoting the lubrIcatiye secretion of the mn-
us membrane, Fepers Of all kinds by restor-
ng the blood 10 regular circulation. through
he process of perspiration in some cases, and
trough solution of intestiuas distractions
n others. The LIFE PILLS have been
nown to cure Rheumatism permanently in {
hree weeks, and Gout in half that time, by
emovlng local Inflammation from the mus
les and lgaments of the Joints. Dropsies
all hin"s, by freeing and strengthening the
ldneys and bladder, they operate most de-
ghtfully on these important organs, and hence
ave ever been found certain remedy for the
worst cases of Gravel. Also, HORNS, by dis
odgng from the turnings of the bowels the
llmy matter TO which these creatures adhere. 4
sthn'a and consumption, by relieving the air /
essels of the lungs from the mucus which
ven slight colds will occasion, which if moi j
emoved become hardened and produces those =