Burlington free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1827-1865, 1838-06-01
General Remarks relative to NIofat'
Life Pills and Phnnir B;fters

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These medicines have long been known and
appreciated for their extraordinary and immediate
powers OF restoring perfect health to persons suff'
ering under nearly every kind of disease to which
tho human frame is liable.
lnmnny hundreds ofccrfcatcd instances they
have even rescued sufferers from the very verge
OF an untmey grave, after all the deceptive nos.
trums OF the day had utterly failed and to many
thousands they have permanently secured that
uniform enjoyment Of health, without which life
itself is but partial blessing. So great indeed,
has their efficacy invariably and inallibly proved
that it has appeared scarcely less than miraculous
| to those who were unacquain.ed with the beau.
TRULY philosophical principles upon which they
| ore compounded and upon which they consequent.
| ly act TWAS to their manifest and sensible &C.
ton in purifying the springs and channels of life
| ard onduing them with renewed tone and vigor
| that they were indebted for their name which was
bestowed upon them at the spontaneous request
| OF several individuals whose lives they had OBJ
| vonsly saved.
The proprietor rejoices in the opportunity af.
| lorded by the universal diffusion Of the daily
press FIR placing his VEGETABLE LIFE
PILLS within the knowledge and reach of every
individual in the community. Unlike the host
ofperncious qunckerics, which boast Of yeceta
Bile ingredients, the Life Pills are purely and soLE
LY VEGETABLE and contain neither Mercury An.
tlmony Arsenic, nor any othor mlnera lin any form
whatever. They are entirely composed of ex
tracts from rare and powerful plants the virtues OF
which though long known to several indian tribes
and recently to some eminent pharmaceutical
chemists are altogether unknown TO the ignorant
prctcnders TO medical science and were never
before administered IN so happily efficacious a
combination.
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the
| first and second stomachs and creating flow oil
pure healthy bile instead of the stale and acrd
kind; --Flatulency Palpitation Of the Heart Loss
Of appetite Heartburn and Headache, Restless
ness M.temper ANXIETY Longuor and Melancholy
which are the general symptoms of Dyspepsia will
vanish as natural consequence gifts cure. Co.'S
tireness, by cleansing the whole length of the
| ntestines with solvent process and without
violence; all violent purges leave the bowels
ostive within two days. Diarrhna and Cholera,
~ removing the sharp acrid fluids by which these
com oaints are occasioned and by promoting the
ubrlc atiyc secretion Of the mucus membrane
Ferers cC all kinds, by restoring the blood to
regular circulation through the process of pers
2iraton in some cases and the thorough solution
Of all in festival distractions in others. The
LIFE ri LIS have been known 10 cure RAeu
oiatism per manently in three weeks, and Gout in
nalf that tim by removing local inflammation
from the mus clcs and ligaments Of TIE joints
Dropsies of oil 6lnds by freeing and strengthening
the kidneys and bladder; they operate most de
lightfully on these important organs and hence
have ever been 70 und a certain remedy for the
worst cases Of Craze! Also Worms by dislodgna
from the Earnings Of the bowels the Shiny matter
20 which these creatures adhere Asthma ana
Consumption by relieving the air vessels Of the
lungs from the mucus which even slight colds
will occasion, which il not removed becomes
hardened and produces til ose dreadful diseases
Scurpy Ulcers and Inretc, ate Sores by the per
feet purity which these Life Pills give to the blood
and all the humors, Scorhutie Eruptons & Bad
Complcrions by their Alternative effect upon the
fluids that feed the skin the mo ibid state of which
occasions of Eruptire complaints Saliop Clouds
and other disagreed6ie Compiler IONS. The use oil
these Pills for very short time will effect ar
entire cure of Salt.rhenme, Er'ys'pelas and
striking improvement in the Ciearness Of the
skin. Common colds and InRuenza will always
BE- cured by one dose or by two evcn in the wors.
cases. Pilcs,-as remedy for t,.ls most dis.
tressing and obstinate malady the Vegetable
Life Pills deserve q distinct and emphatic re-
commenda,ion. 1t Is well known TO hundreds it
this city that the Proprietor of these invaluable
Pills was himself afflicted with this complaint
for upwards OF thirty.fve years and tina : he trcn
in vain every remedy presc. bed within hc whole
compass of the Materia Medica. lie however
at length, tried the medicine which he / ow OF
iers TO the public and he was cured in very
short time after his recovery had been pronounc.
ed not only improbable but absolutely impossible
by any human means.
THE PHOENIX BITTERS, are so called be.
cause they possess the power of restoring the
expiring embers If health to glowing vigor
Throughout, the constitution as the Plianix is
said to be restored to life from the ashes OF it's
own dissolution. Thes Ph1niA Bitters are en-
tirely vegetable, competed Of roots found only
in certain parts ftho wesern country which will
intallibly cure FEVER AND AGUES of all
kinds; never fail in the sickness incident to young
females; and will be found certain remedy in
all cases OF nervous debility and weakness of the
most impaired constitutions.
Asarcmededy for Chronic g. ImAamitory Rheu.
matsm, the efficacy Of the Phoenix Bltters will
be demonstrated by tho use of a single bottle.
The usual dose Of these bittcrs is half wine
glass full, in water or wine, and this quantity