Morning herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1837-1840, 1838-05-18

ous .xnression of many joyous soul, on hrst meet
inc his friend ar aequantance about sunrise these gor
oss Nav mornings Bat not so with an Editor. Tou
gu coafrairs.
His first exclamation on rising in the morning is
@Say what shall be our toll today, as well as 10
night" Dear patrons, yoa purchase 10000 paper
ofus day-and dear readers, there at least 5000
of you who daily read what we hourly write. Com
then, and let US gossip for hour and wen tell yo
the trials and troubles Of an editor during one day
his eventual life r.
We have the prettisst and the ncatest edtona
sanctum in the city, and we are honored with as nu
meroas and as respectable, and as handsome Sc
OF visitors as any belle that graces the pace of Broad
way on bright May morning; but so far from theI
allowing MS any enjoyment in this life, they lay
body and brains under many contributions that
they fatigue the and Supply the other But listen
10 our tale and Judge for yourselves.
IL was vergiag midnight, and weary and IA
ngued with the labors of the day, were about
throwing ourself on our humble settee to court
Tired natures sweet res,orer, bamy sleep"
and try to doze il into morning. We were aroused
from dreamy dog Sleep by faithful dog Sirius,
fwho snoozes away the night by our sde) as he
gave low grewl in the unknown tongues, which
being translated iuto readable English meant, ssWho
Socs ueie, Stranger, quickly tellF
We translated his talk, or bark, for him in these
very words, and received the exciting answer
@Packst below, SIR"
"Ay, ay, Tom Boxer is that your
"Ay, ay, SIR"
" What packet, Tem?"
=" The Silvie de Grasse, sir from Havre two days
later"
Too late Tom; papers gone to PRESS
q
"what is il, TomT'
I" The KamschatkaRs have whipped the Rus
SLAMS" ......M-, 5-4s..r
"No affair OF ours Ton-it won't affect the funds
IN Wall street, the price Of George Halves beef
the Fulton Market nor Sweeney coffee, nor one of
Brundage's superb coats, or exquisite vests made by
that unrivaled vest maker, Miss E. R. But you must
mean the Crcassians."- saf lawg 49, st-ll}
"Its all the same sir it's that place where the
women 50 VERY beautiful that they're nice enough
10 eat; it's the only place in the world where ever
heard of their turning women to good account" 'e
/" File, Tom, the Herald's crew. like the Herald's
editors, cashier, reporters and printers down to the
very devil, must love and reverence lovely woman ~
" So we do, SIR, yea they behaves-but women
Amt got nothing 10 do With the foreign news though
there is unaccoun,able queer of erin. in
"Galynigany's Messenger"
"Galignani, you mean-whst is it, Toni"
"Why, it's fellow as blows on the horn at Com
Woa GaEdsn !heha,er, has been making horns grow
This meddng with matters in Petticsat lane,
Tom, is delicate business. We can't insert that"
"Yhe Star will have i, in tomorrow, sir"
"The Star is no criterion for as, Tom the Star
published the most indicate article about Mackie
boring holes in the floor of his store that ever appear
cd in this city," -,.a s
Well, know the Gazette will have il in too,
Sir" r..r -.....t. .
Neither is the Gazette criterion, Tom; the Ga
zette had in paragraph worded thus:
FoR sALE.-Tbe subscriber, residing Wind Gap,
sners for sale two mich Of which has oa
And commented on It most iadelicaiey by saying
that they thought the pleasure wagon would make an
excellent with rail road car" We can't
publish it's there any other newsf"
There's been hurricane near Naples"
"Thats matter of no importance to us-we can
get up better hurricanes home than are be met
with in any part Of the world. Any thing else1"
Marshal Soul, is going TO attend the Queen Vic
toria's coronation" ..l. .
$50 10 Mr.. Bennett, and the one visit is about az
important as the other. Any thing else Z"
The Spanish chief Negir has abandoned hi.
post" -I .....s ....-.
"He's meyer for SO doing, but we knew that be
fore. What else 2" ...4 r.. ... r F.
"A wreck on the coast of Norway"
How many drowned r. .r
"0nly fvew ....-. ...Hf
Not werth waiting for; can't step the press tc
put in wreck where less than dezen are drown
ed wrecks are getting to be SO common that nobo.
dy reads them unless something horrible 10 attaches
20 them What other matters of moment ~
"A great rush Of rascals and fools n Vienna to &C.
cure shares IN some joint stock compsny.n nasa
We see such scenes here every day-they've lost
their interest 60 on "a. .ssss .,N
"Three boats taken by pirates close to the De,iPs
xsLonds, near Salonca."
:" Served them rght-they should have crused in a
mere respectable neighborhooj. What neItl"
"rhey hav'n: discovered the North West pas.
sage" .sr.s@
"Nor ever wll-we can't stop The press TO tell Gu,
readers what they already know Tom"
The Star will have il all in, sir"
"The Star never contains any thing else bat TRIES
Good aight, Tom" a
And not beng able TO compose ourself to slcey
again soon, we stroied out Of the Office TO the top
Ann street (which by niQht and by day, and all nigh