Liberty advocate. [volume] (Liberty, Miss.) 1835-1866, 1838-05-05

to the moons decHase.
In chapter of Definitions published in
the Columbia Spy, are the FLOWING:
Aninlal Magnelism.-The faculty that
a hog is endowed with; which enables il
to find it way home when carried away
blind(olded.
Iunnel.-A great bore.
Ai6um.--A register of blink ideas, kept
by little girl.
Encouragement Of Literattre.--Ten gen.
tlemen clubbing twenty cetd each for one
newspaper.
Encouragementofthe eS.-KMr. Prin-
ter you'll insert my Pill ADVERTISEMENT free
gratis as Pm subscriber.
Encouragement of 1rade,-"N. B. High
est price given for rags
D Fashionable Nopel. -HiEory of puppy
and puppet. A low priced wrapping pa.
per.
A KEEN REroRT+-The following squib,
with the reply Dit, we find in the New
York Wing;
The time, we trust, is not far dishnt
when we shall have to inscribe over hc
Webb-whig party,
''Here lies the body Of w. w.
Who never more will trouble you, trouble you"
Mem Era.
There is no need of being poetical in
writing the epitaph Of the Tory party.
The inscription "Here it LIES" may be
found every where.-Picayune.
stall oaks from lille acorns gro,o.''
We clip the following from "a few gen.
tie strictures," which have been styled by
our democratic neghbors, ga long article
that is as good as il is long" Whether It
be "too good to be true, or too true to be a
JOKE" we leave for others to decde-re-
minding them that this is "an age of won
ders." S.
But who saved the State of Mississippi
from the indelible disgrace Of casting heI
electoral vote for such crazy fanatic'
The Piney Woods Plant'r, Mt
patriotic sons Of Erin's green isle. These
gentlemen were the guardians of Misss.
sippi's honor, while you slept. Do you not
now bless them for it?
free Trader Extra.
FIGHrrNG.-Two loafers fought due
at Troy, New Ygrk, a few days since
Weapons, muskets loaded with onions
at fifty yards; result, neither hurt bu
some few tears shed. The Baltimore SUI
furnishes the item.
A Hopeful Picture.-The Boston cor
respondent of the New York Sun says
sour Artists are all out of work; one o
them is engaged upon Scenic Farce II
be entitled the Three Degrees Of the Arts,
or Poverty, Begging, and Starvation"
The election is over--the excitemen
was considerabe--news Of the results
from the other counties comes slow; only
three have yet been heard from, our ow'
Amite and Democratic Pike, gave major
ity to Claiborne and Davis. We(Y cleo
ted H. l.. Tously County Surveyor
Prentiss fell short Of his November vote
38, in this county. Wilkinson gave as
was expected, a large vote for the bank
candidates.---Piney Woods Planter.
A very silly young man, who knew a
scrap or two Of French, and was exces
sively vain Of his accomplishment, accost
ed gentleman in the street, with "Quelle
heure est liz" Chat is, what o'clock is it |?
The gentleman replied in Latin, "Nescio,'
(that is, know no'.)--HBless me-" said
the other, 81 did not think it was so late
A HARD HIT.-The Philadelphia Focus
after relating some facts respecting one
Of our small fry political neighbors, dis
courses thus: Notwithstanding that this
paper thus lends itself to the prostitution
ofthe ballot box and the destruction Of lib
erty, it vauntingly declares itself 'Deuo
roted to orr common country and ITS BEST
NrERRsrsr"-P icdyune.
A specimen Of a new currency is men
toned in the Philadelphia Gazette, illus
tratiye Of the results Of the Stumble eff
forts to restore the constitutional curren
Cyl" Of certain Distinguished financier
On one side it contains an ass in full gal
lop. with this inscription--"l folloD in tn
footsteps Of my HIustrioas Predecessor z
On the other side is tortoise moving slow
lily along with sort OF iron chest on it
back, branded "Snb- Treasury" Below
the tortoise is inscribed, 1897, Fiscal A
gent, and around the margin, "Executlvs
Experiment."-ib.
QUITE LoNEsoME.-The keeper ofi
tenantless Jail in New Hampshire, says
he feels quite lonesome since the courts
have cleared all the occupants. It seems