Morning herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1837-1840, 1838-05-09

mo such thing-he's going there to fight Bennett
Bennett will hex him like fury If 10 cae0.es
hin in Londsa.
sYes the Gsneral will be cock on his swn duneni
ihsre. ~ --&s~
| "Hell have rare spor, with Webb-he'll touch his
up in the Times.
"Webb went out TO fight Wood. ID 4
| "Oh no-hc got alarmed at Bennet's going-and
he followed to neutralize Benefits influence out
| there. tfnl
"Hes as afraid Of Bennett as he is of the devil.
| "And good deal more"
81 guess he'd give $4,000 to any one that would
blow Benefits brains out"
"Would'nt he give 81, 0OOT'
ooh, hush |"
"Well do what he may, he can't catch Bennett
up /; he's few ohalks ahead of the Colonel"
And so he is, and whilst have have head, heart
and hand to support him. so he shall always be.
Reader am famed for the fertility Of my invsn-
tive faculty. have stated only truths here. should
be ashamed to call il the work of Imagination.
am like the man in the State of Mane-who was
staying in shanty on farm, where grasshopper
wosld starve in a fortnight-the entire produce
up his horse look at the scene of sterlity man
poked his head through an unglazed window
"Jadge," said he, al know what you're thinking of !
but amt such darned fool as to own any of this
The materials in this shanty were all furnished me,
and got well paid for putting them together" So
with me. have carelessly culled few wild flow
ers, and brought nothing of my own bat the thread
that ties them.
rA notice of Roy's Hebrew Dictionary, toner
row.
II Now that Mr.. Bennett is absent from the city
the children Of Israel are quarreling with each other.
One Of them -hided stem of the tribe of Levi, at
the corner of Howard street and Broadway, on Mon
day morning. What was il all about? We must
send steamboat express fer Mr.. Bennett to keep
these Hebrews in order.
10 The Boards Of Aldermen and Assistant Alder
men were organized yesterday. In another column
will be fosnd graphic account Of the proceedings
Before they enter upon the discharge Of their official
duties next Monday, we intend to read them heavy
and serious homily. They are called the "iathers
of the city'-very well. Bns some fathers treat
their children like 6sgs-devosr their offspring
OUTRAGE ON DEcsxcY-The old Board of AAer-
men on Monday night insulted the community and
outraged common honesty, by reversing two hoaest
verdets of "a respectable cizeas sworn before their
Creator to Justly. They put their dirty paws into
the pockets of the people, lched herefrom el6s and
paid il TO one Benthuysen who had shamefully NAL
treated a good citizen Oh, shame! where is thy
blush? Alderman Benson, did hepe better things
If you; YOU have fallen SO per cent in our esteem
Hoxie and Defoest-pagh! Siamese twins! We
Know these GatchmeR and their dirty doings. We
have not done with this subject.
IF Young Tom Macauisy has returned from his
ud geshp in India, in the way that the old man,
his son and the jackass went tho bridge; he has
pleased nobod y-but Tom has pockeied $500, 900 by
the operation in less than four years. This comes of
turning patriot Tom wrote those admirable articles
the "Review Of Hallam's History Of the Middle
Aces" and the "Review Of Milton" They were
never surpassed. Had Tom stuck to scrlbbling he
might have pleased the million and died poor He
has done better-pleased himself and pocketed the
specie. Nothing like cash business.
ry vandenhoff had good benefit at the Nation
al on Tuesday night. He perpetrated speech, in
which he desean,ed upon the beneficial effects of
steam. Few know the effects Of steam better than
players; some can't get along at all without they
a full head of steam on.
fr Two brutes in human form at Bradford, ERg-
land, recently beat one another badly, that one
died in consequence. The murderer escaped.
az The ship China, sailed from Charleston for
Liverpool few days since, with 1000 bales Of Gotten
on board worth about $4,000.
NJ Levers reprint OF the Quarterlies and Month
lies is very valuable; they are correctly and hand
somely printed. He must be encouraged
U- The steamboat Neptune made very quick
passage from Charleston The whole distance from
Augusta 10 Boston, over 1000 miles will be performed
in 70 hours. 8E.. tr.. .sgt#
~ In 1866, there were emily Is vessels Of all kinds
belonging to Liverpool. How many had New York
about that time
OLrnPIc THEATnE.-This establishment has been
opened under the most favorable auspices-Mrs
Hambln being the conductress. On this evening
will be performed the excellent drama of Faith and
Falsehood in which the whole strength Of the CON-
pany will be brought forth, and conclude with the
Imaginable farce of the Lady and the Devil. Play
going folks attend!
FrAxxus THEArnE.-Mr w. b. Blake takes