Morning herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1837-1840, 1838-08-10

ths mart sf ars bst,cssn and separate thsm No.
4 10 q juvenile tinker-we mean, lin merchant God
save the mark, in Catherine sucet-and NO: Gees
few odds and ends for pros,.oa ssi ,s h,n =
mcrchant Our heroes, as we have SAID, have been
brace Of inseparabes; where ever yeu saw the one
ven might be sure the other was within gunshe and
this partnership quite judicioas because they are
both wits; but unfortunately. owing to the tasteess-
ness of the age they get no person TO laugh at
their jokes bat themselves They have also other
for sympahy-for they are both marvellously
fond of the lades-both marvsilously fond OF mint
juaps occasionally nterlarded with gin cocktail;
and both have such marvellous aversion TO work,
that their chelest industry consists IN seeing who
shall be the greatest der from one weeks end to the
other. When we say work, we mean matters OF use
fness; for other affairs worthless complete
busy bodies No. d, for instance, who, by the way,
relation TO the editor of the He aid, will do the
genteel by many cobblcrs al sitting any other
young gentlemen about town. and then he can tear
away ike the capper Of mill about his c0nquests
among the ladies'; and there is such thing firing
him out at borrowing odd shlllngs from nclghbors
until the "tomerrows" which never come And
then, for No. 5, he Isl II possible, even more indefau
gable than his second self In the first place, he has
ridden his brother in laws poor old cart horse al
most to death in his ambition to pass OH among the
flats for dashng young buck from the country; and
then he must shake Leg at every public ball
within ten miles round, Notwithstanding he IS so
awkward dancer that he was short time since
nearly the death of young lady at the Shakespeare
BY tripping her up ,and placing her "hors ducombdf
in waltz; besides, he can eat molasses candy with
the skill and industry of rngta monkey, and asfor
the cobbeIs ii is rumored that even No. 10 hardly
a match for him. These gendes are both intolerable
bores because they SO long wlnded; for however
interesting their little peculiarltes might make them
for few minutes, they become somewhat more dim
cult bear than the toohaehe when they have bored
you with their society for three mortal hours, which
is their general system. In appearance, No. 10 a
lanky looking fellow, with black hair, and selvage
OF CRIMSON round his eyes, which give sufficient EVIL
dcnce Of the slaughter he has committed in the fields
of brandy and of midnight sacrificed az the Shrine Of
Momus. No - amest the parallel OF the above,
bat if difference must be made he is not SO well
looking; though if the truth must be told neither of
them have great deal TO brag Of in the way sf
| beauty.
We have said our heroes were inseperabe oronies,
but, alas! its long lane which has turn; our
Siamese twins have had quarrel of late which will
most probably end in a tragedy. Ii appears that the
father of No. A. envious Of his sons progress on the
high road to Immortality, bundled him off to sea, in
order that he might improve himself IN moralsbefore
! the mast. During his absence No. fell deeply in
love, and then had trang quarrel with the lady. In
| the meantime back carae No. d. whom No. shortly
ourata. But, alas! ii No. worked the card we'll for
his frieRd he worked better for himself; for, in
week after he regularly installed her most devo-
| ted, while poor Mol was thIown en- the shelf like
old slipper. II is sad that No. A. like Othello was
successful bydscussing of the wonders he had came
across in his travels for, by all accounts, he has
| been among Gullivers LiuipAtions, and Brobdig.
nags, and also in other countres-in one OF which
the men carry their heads under their arms-in an
other where the inhabitants have neither heads
arms at all-and in a third, where the Children grow
/ upon bushes. We have not heard that he has been
10 the moon durng his rambes, but he locks full
of importance since his retrnthat we think II likely.
We have said that the oustiRg affair led to quarrel
between the friends, and we have TO add that they
may now be seen any day in the week chasing each
other with Bowie knives and pistols but, neverthe
II tboyf AZ al l0ar trfo
ore way fer tear Of consequences. Oar visit shall
be TO Mott street, then to Beekman street, then TO
Ety Hall Place, and 30 on.
p. s. Some people take much trouble to discover
the writer Of these sketches, but they might well
endeavor 10 discover the perpetual motion. Our
friends b. in South street, d. in Plat street, M. in
City Hall Place, r. in Park Place, b. in Beskman
street, II. in Ann street, B. an Front street. III. in
Bayafd street. and NJ, bankrupt editor, have been
| suspected, but, nevertheless, those whom il may
| coscern are as vide OF their mark az ever BY the
way, we were perhaps too severe on No. 3, who,
| few pecularites excepted, is as clever . fellow as
| any Ia town.
LounGcrs No. 7--.A W hisLera nds Club.
These worthless have had meeting and are max
ing great eforts TO find the author Of sketch No A.
Their Suspicion 10 upon young man who has suf-
Sered little hnselfs" but, yourg gentlemen, you
ere altogether wrong ia your suspicious. They rail-
should not be 20 wrs,hy" sad "fiery'-you should
not let your angry passions RISE and fall out such
trivial question as the morality Of bathing in ore
senee of females the romantic shores Of Long 10.
land with "leather aprons'-for, like the Kilkeany
| eats, re will deuour yourselves.
There is ne denying but the young gentlemen are
| great favores with the ladies' The dear creatures,
in their personal appearance there is denying bsf
they are killing wonder we're do they bury their
dead, and who 10 their undertaken Thcse young
Gentlemen about turning their attention 10 mil.
nry affairs" my country Are you going to the
lines, my bys 10 perfect the "neurality" Of your
adopted country7 Brave bys, what weeping and
waling we will have AT your departurei Do We re-
member theJ" Irish Greensp Copy By them, bys
and faith, We will do your country some se.vce.-
But the grs, the "darhnaA will fret after you; 90
take them along all hszards-for after shooting af
yoar fathers cern foes, the OranRemen, the 9TH
side Of the lines, ye will want some lovely ones
soothing care and langsshiRg love to rest your
~ limbs.
Oh, how beautiful 10 the attachment Of woman in
mans sdversityi Such heroic young men will want
some lovely being 10 smooth their pillows. alleviate
their pans-for the glorious circumstance OF has
pains. SO take the "darlnts" along. their attach
ments are strong.
woman! biest partner Of osr Joys and vocal
Even In the darkest hour OF earthly W,
Urtarnished yet thy fond sfIectsn rlsws.
Tbrebs with each pufe, and beats viii every thrill
Bright or the wasted se~De thou kovcrcst sui,
Angel OF comfort 10 the falling soul
when sorrow ads the heart whes feverish pain
wings the hst DIRE ps of anguhh from the brow,
To socth the soul, 10 c~ol the burning brsis,
o! ~ho " welcome and % prompt a. thou'
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