Iowa news. [volume] (Dubuque, Upper Mississippi Lead Mines, Wisconsin Territory) 1837-1841, 1838-04-28
&c. MORIIZER, Prcsd't.
Attest-Jos. r. FALEs, OK.

| ADVICE TO suNDRY PEopLE,-When you feel
your passions rising, never conine or suppress thom
How many. boilers haze been burst by TOO close al
! imprisonment Of their contents.
| Always proclaim tho faults of others. There
should be no secrets in republican government.
Never give up your opiaon though you know
you are wrong: it shows that you have no ndcpen-
| dcnce.
| WhencveryoI attack your neighbours character,
do 1t behind his back, as not to wound his ioel-
| iNgs.
Make II rule to keep company with rogucs and
rascals: and then il you should be prosecuted for
an offence you have committed, and your comrades
should be called as witnesses against you, no body
w:ll believe them, add so you viii gat clear
Never forgive an injury. The power Of pafdon-
lag belongs TO the governor.
When you have done an act of charity, publish
it to others, SO TINT they may do SO too.--Besides,
every man can preach best from his own no"es!
Never pay your debts, it is unconstitutional; for
payment lmpresses the obligation of contract,
and even the Legislature has no power to do that.
Temperance is n great virtuo; therefore always
be moderate III tho OF ardent spirits. Six glass
es Of sling before Breakfast is good thousand
When you are AT church, 60 10 sleep. Sunday
is day of rest.
liza secret has been committed to you to keep,
take special care to keep it safely; md i, may be
well for cautions sake, to get one two TO help
you.
And as woman is called the weaker vesseI,' she
should have half dozen TO help her. Fast
bind, fast fnd.'
Life is short, and as things nre now managed,
womnn's work is never done; she mus, therefore
work double tides: that is, she should talk and
laugh at the same time. Years Of life may be sa-
we'd in this way.
In telling story, season it with laughter as you
90 on, and give notice when you have done, that
others may know when 10 join in tn. laugh.
Some people sigh ia the old fashioned way; and
some give long sigh through the nose. The for
mer mode occasions much wear and tear of the
heart, and tho latter saves the wear and tear of
pocket handkerchieE.--f Portland Transcript.
An editor is but creature of Imagination. No
body ever an editor. Nobody hath known him.
He is invisible, impalpable, immatcrial. lie is
not an individual being, for he is WE! An sI,'
is defined, substantial entity, which all can IN
derstand who have lookng-glass before them;
but swc,'' singular plural. nlultun, IN parUo,
is mystery that cannot be comprehendcd by COM
mon brains.
MONUMENT IN HONOR OF De Writ CLINTON.
MIR. Denniston has introduced into the House
Of Assembly of New York, a resolution for
the erection of monument in honor Of the
late De Witt Clinton. The stateof N. York
should long since have paid that tribute of re-
spect to the memory Of her greatest statesman,
and her wisest chief magistrate; but the me.
mory Of De Wit Clinton needs no monument
to insure its perpetuity. Stored Urn, or ami
mated bust, cannot give additional lustre TO
name which is written in indelible characters
upon every great achievement OF American en-
terprise. Where are not monuments in honor
of Witt Clinton4 They are to be found in
every valley and on every hill. The cast, tho
west, the north and the south are full Of them.
They are to be found in the hearts THE whole
American people. DE Witt Clinton gave an
impetus 10 the mind Of the age in which he il.
we'd. His gigantic intellect accelerated the