The Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1837-1867, 1838-02-06
lJOFF.aTnS LIFE PILLS and PHOENIX
RIYUTERS.


MA CONTRAST. All nations, from the re
hottest ages have had ships, but Columbus only
found out tho way to America Before inc ti'he q
the great Spanish navigator, people were only Gu ,
abled TO paddle about the shores. Just so WIN INC
Life Medicines. 1t is but two short years since
first venturcd upon an unknown ocean, and nave
discovered the precious object was III search OF
HEALTH Vegetable medicines were lndeec
Ino,vn when | commenced my search, but then
use was not. BY tho use of them, nave not only
passed from the detected invalid to the hale, hearty
and active man Of business, but, comparatively
smoking | have renewed my youth. can thus
Win cofidence in my own experience, advise will
INV f,lloV-ciitZens. Does tho reader want proc
that the VEGETABLE LIFE MEDlClNES arc
suitable to his own case? have OIL ME at my once
SAG Broadway hundreds of letters from some OF the
most respectable citizens of this my native land
Voluntarily offered in testimony of the virtues OF
GOOD VEGETABLE MEDICINE.
Persons whose constitutions nave been nearly ru
med by inallible neutrality-suspicious. OF the
day will bear mo Witness that the Lille Medicines
mood LonJtb JOHN MOFFAT.
GENERAL REMARKS RELATIVE TO MoFFAr 5 LIFE
PILLS AND PpENIX BIrTERS.
These medicines have long been known and APP
preciatcd, for their extraordinary and immediate
bowers of restoring perfect healhto persons suffer
ing under nearly every klnd OF disease 10 "hich TIC
human frame is liable.
In MANY hundreds of certilicated instances, they
have even rescued sufferers from the very verge oil
an unmely grave, after all the deceptive nostrums
Of the day have utterly lalleuj ana 10 lahf tnou-
sands thew havo permanently secured that uniform
ENJOYMENT of health, without which LIE itself Is
but a partial blessing. So great, indeed, mas thelt
efficacy invariably and n!aby proved, that II mas
appeared scarcely less than miraculous 10 lhose
,yho we're unacauanted with the beautifully philo-
sophical principles upon which they are compound
ed and upon which they consequently act. III was
TO their manifest and sensible action In PURIFYING
the springs and channels Of life, and endung them
with renewed tone and vigor, that they were IN
debted for their name, which was bestowed upon
them at the spontaneous request OF severai lhulViu
uals whose lives they had obviously saved. -
The proprietor rejoces in the opportunity Afford
ed bv the universal Gfnson of the daily press, for
placing this VEGETABLE LIFE PILLS within
The knowledge and reach of every individual IN
Tho community. Unlike the host of perniclous
ouackeres which boast ofvegctable ingredients,t the
Life Pills are purely and SOLELY VEGETABLE, and
containing neither Mercury, Anthony, Arsenic,
nor any other mineral in any form whatever Ihey
are cnti,ely composed of extracts from rare and
powerful PLANTS, the virtues of which, though long
known to several Indian tribes, and recently TO
some eminent pharmaceutical chemists, are alto
gether unknown to the ignorant pretenders to med
ical science; and were never before administered In
so happily eiiicacious combination.
Their first operation is to loosen from the coats
of the stomach and bowels. the various impurities
and crudities constantly settling around them and tc
remove the frees which collect IN the conVolutlons
of the small intestnes. Other medicines only par
tally cleanse these and leave such collected masses
behind as to produce habual costlveness with al
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nent dangers This fact is well known TO all reg
ular ANTAGONISTS, who examine the human bowels
after death: and hence the prejudice OF these well
informed men against the quack medicines OF the
age. The second effect ofthe VEGEIAbLE LIZ
FILLS is to cleanse the kidneys and the bladder
and by this means, the liver and the lungs, the
heathiul action of (which entirely depends upon the
regularity of the urinary organs. The blood which
takes its red color from the agency of the liver ant
lungs before it passes into the heart, being thus pu
rtied by them, and nourished by food coming from
the clean stomach courses freely through the veins
renews every part of the system, and trlumphantly
mounts the banner of health in the blooming check
The following are among the dstres slng variety
of human dseases,to which the Vegetable Life Pills
are we'll known TO be infallible:-
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the frs
and second stomachs, and creating flow Of pure
healthy bile, instead Of the stale and acrid kind
-Fyatulcncy Paipitation Of tie Heart, Lass Of .4p
petite, Hea,i6urn and Head-ache, RestlesSncsS, H.
temper, An1iety, Languo', md Melancholy, which
are the general symptoms Of Dyspepsia, will vanish
as natural consequence of It's cure. CoSti0eneSS
by cleansing The whole length ofthe intesnesi with
solvent process, and without violence; all vioien
purges leave the bowels costive within two days
Diarrhoea and Cholera by removing tho sharp acrit
fluids by which these complaints are occasioned
and by promoting the lubricatve secretion OF thu
muscus membrance. FeUerS of all kinds, by restor
ing the blood to a regular circulation, through the
process of perspiration in cases, and the thor
ough solution Of all intestinal distractions in others
The LIFE PILLS have been known to cure Rhcu
nGtiSm permanently in three weeks, and Gout il
half that time, by removing local inflammation from
the muscles and ligaments of the joints. Dropsics
Of all kinds, by freeing and strengthening the kid
neys and bladder; they operate most delightfull
on these important organs, and hence have eve
been found a certain remedy for the worst cases o
GraueL Also, Worms. iromits lodging from thu
turnings of the bowels the slymy matter to which
these creatures adhere; Asthma and Consump tion
by relieving the air vessels of the lungs from tn
mucus, which even slight colds will occasion which
if not removed becomes hardened, and produce
those dreadful diseases, ScarUy, Ulcers and Inret
crate Sores, by the perfect purity which these Llf
Pills give to the blood and all the humors; ScorJuti
EruptionS, and Bad Comperions,b by their alterativ
effect upon the fluids that feed the skin, the morbi
, state of which occasions all Eruptice complaints
Sallo,o Cloudy and other disagreeaJie Complexion,
The of these Pills for very short time will e
feet entire cure of Salt rheun, Erysipelas, and
striking Improvement in the Ctearness of The ski,
Common Colds and Influenza, will always be cure
| by dose, or by two, even in the worst case,
PHes,-as a remedy for this most distressing an
obstinate malady, the Vegetable Life Pills deserv
distinct and emphatic recommendation tits we