The Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1837-1867, 1838-09-04

49, ANSON SANBORN.
Irasburgh, Aug, 10, 1888. 55-3w
MOFFA1'.S LIFE PILLS and PHOENIX
BIIIEES.
l-PA CONTRAST. All nations, from the re-
hottest ages, have had ships but Columbus only
found out tho way to America. Before the tme OF
the great Spanish navigator, people were only en-
abled to paddle about the shores. Just so with the
Life Medicines. 1t is but two short years since ]
first ventured upon an unknown ocean, ana 1 nave
discovered the precious object was In search OIL
HEALTH. Vegetable medicines were indeed
known whom | commenced my search, but lhelf
use was not. BY tho use of them, have not only
passed from the detected invalid,t to the hale, hearty
and active man of business, but, comparatively
speaking, have renewed my youth, can mus,
with cofdence in my own experience, advise win
nv fellow-ciitizens. Does the reader want proof
that the VEGETABLE LIFE MEDICINES are
suitable to his own case2 have file at my office,
SAG Broadway hundreds of letters from some OF the
most respectable citizens of this my native land
voluntarily offered in testimony Of the virtues OF
GOOD VEGETABLE MEDICINE.
Persons whose constitutions have been nearly ru-
ned by lhe"all-infalIibIe neutrality-suspicious. Of the
day, will bear witness, that the Life Medicines,
good health JOHN MOFFAT.
| GENERAL REMARKS RELATIVE TO MoFFAT S LIFE
PILLS AND PnENIX BIrTERs.
These medicines have long been known and APP
preclated for their extraordinary and immediate
powers of restoring perfect healho persons suffer
ing under nearly every kind of disease to which the
human frame is liable.
In many hundreds of certfcatod instances, they
have rescued sufferers from the very verge OF
an untmely grave, after all the deceptive nostrums
of the day have utterly failed; and to many thou.
sands they have permanently secured that unlorn
enjoy ment Of health, without which life itself is
but partial plessing So great, indeed, mas thelr
efficacy invariably and niaiby proved, that 1t has
appeared scarcely less than miraculous to those
who were unacquhned with the beautifully phlIo'
sophcal principles upon which they are compounds
ed, and upon which they consequently act IL was
to their manifest and sensible action In purifying
the springs and channels of life, and endung them
with renewed tone and vigor, that they were IN
debted for their name, which was bestowed upon
Them at the spontaneous request or several mdiV'd'
uals whose lives they had obviously saved.
The proprietor rejoces in the opportunity afford
ed by the universal dlinsuu Of the daily press, for
placing this VEGETABLE LIFE PILLS within
the knowledge and reach of every individual III
the community. Unlike the host of pernicous
quacker.ea which boast vegetable ingredients the
| Life Pills are purely and SOLELY VEGETABLE; and
containing neither Mercury, Anthony, Arsenic
nor any other mineral in any form Whatever. They
are entirely composed of extracts from rare and
powerful plants the virtues of which, though long
known several Indian tribes, and recently IL
some eminent pharmaceutical chemists, are alto
geher unknown to the ignorant protendcrs to med
zeal science; and were never before administered in
! so happily oihcacious combination.
Their first operation Is loosen from the coats
| of the stomach and bowels. the various impurities
remove the faces which collect in the conYoluuons
of the small intesnes Other medicines only par.
tI1y Cleanse tnese,aud iuuve such collected masses
behind as to produce habltuai costIveness, with all
its train of evils, sudden diurrhoea with it's imi
nent dangers. This fact is well known to all reg
ular auatomsts, who examine the human bowels
after death and hence the pre- ludce of these well
informed men against The quack medicines of the
age. The second effect ofthe VEGETABLE LIFE
PILLS is to cleanse the kidneys and the bladder
and by this means the liver and the lungs the
If tiral,, a.
regularity of the urinary organs The blood winch
takes its red color from the agency of the liver and
lungs before it passes into the heat, being thus pu-
rified by them, and nourshed by food coming from
the clean stomach courses freely through the veins
renews every part Of the system, and triumphanty
mounts the banner ofheatl in the blooming cheek
| The following are among the distressing variety
of human diseases,o which the Vegetable Life Pills
are we'll known to be inlallbe:--
| DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the first
and second stomachs, and creating flow of pure
healthy bile, instead of the stale and acrid kind
{-Fiatulency Patpttdti0n Of tie Heart, Loss Of .4p
petite, Heartbarn md Head-ache, RestiessneSs, ILL.,
temper, An2icty, Langu0r, and Meiancholy, which
are the general symptoms ofDyspepsia, will vanish
Il natural consequence of its cure. C0stiUeness
by cleansing the whole length ofthe intestnes.witl
solvent process, and without violence; all vioIe
purges leave the bowels costive within two DAYS
Diaryhoe@ and Ch0te'd,by removing the sharp acrid
! fluids by which these complaints are occasioned
and by promoting the lubrcative secretion of the
musous membrance. Fe0ers Of all kinds,by restor
ing the blood to regular circulation through the
process of perspraon in some cases, and the thor.
ough solution of all intestinal distractions in others
The LIFE PILLS have been known to cure Rheu.
Datism permanently in three weeks, and Govt in
half that time, by removing local inflammation from
the muscles and ligaments of the joints Dropsics
Of all hinds, by freeing and strengthening the kid
neys and bladder; they operate most delightfully."-
on these important organs, and hence have ever
been found certain remedy for the worst cases Of
| Grauet Also, Worms. fromits lodging from the
turnngs of the bowels the slymy matter to which
these creatures adhere; ASTHMA and Consumption
by relieving the air vessels of the lungs from the
mucus, which even slight colds will occasion which
! if not removed becomes hardened and produces
those dreadful diseases. Scurvy Ulcers and Inyei
crate Sores, by the perfect purity which these Life
Pills give to the blood, and all the humors Scorbutit
Eruptions, and Bad Compte1ionSby their Alternative
effect upon the fluids that feed the skim the morbid
state of which occasions all Eruptioe COMPLAINTS
Salioo, Cloudy, and other disagreeabte omplerions
The use of these Pills for very short time, will eff
feet an entire of Salt rheun, Erysipeias and q
striking Improvement in the Clearness of the skin