The Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1837-1867, 1838-11-20

! muscus membrance Fepers of all kinds, by restor-
ing the blood to IA regular circulation, through the
process Of perspirnton in some cases, ana inc tno
ough solution Of all intestinal distractions IN others'
The LIFE PILLS have been known to cure hhen-
2nQkisnn permanently in three weeks, and G0M IN
half that time, by removing local Inflammation rom
the muscles and ligaments of the joints. DroPStcs
Of all kinds by freeing and strengthening the KIN
news and badder; they operate most delightfully."-,
on these important organs, and hence nave ever
been found certain remedy for tho worst eases OF
Grauei. Also, Worms, fromits lodging from the
| turnings of the bowels the slymy matter to which
these creatures adhere; Asthma and Consumption,
by relieving the air vessels OF the lungs rom the
mucus which even slight colds will occas winch
| if not removed becomes hardened, and produces
those dreadful Diseases. Scuroy, Ulcers and in0et-
crate Sores by the perfect purity which these Life
Pills give to the blood and all the humors; Scor0utsc
E,uptions, and Bnd COmpo1ions,by their alterative
effect upon the fluids that feed the skin, the morbid
state of which occasions all Eraptire COMPLAINTS,
SaHoao Cloudy and other disagreca6te Comptentohs.
The use Of these Pills for very short imewill ef-
feet entire cure of SAT- rhe"ns, ErysPe.as, ana
striking improvement in the Ctearness Of The shtn
Common Colds and Influenza, will ways be cured
by dose, or by two, even in the worst cases;
PHcs,-as a remedy for this most distressing and
obs nate malady, the Vegetable Life Pills deserve
distnat and emphatic recommendation. 1t is well
known to hundreds in this city, that the Proprietor
of these invaluable Pills, himself afflicted with
this complaint for upwards of huty.tioe years, and
that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed WIN
in the whore compass of the Materia Medica. lie
however, at length, tried the medicine which he
now offers to the public and he was cured in very
short time, after his recovery had been pronounced
not only Improbable, but absolutely Impossible, ny
any human means. .
DIRECTIONS FOR USE.-The Proprietor Of
the Vegetable Life Pills does not follow the base
and mercenary practice of the quacks OF the day, IN
advising persons take his Pills in large quantities
No good medcine. can possibly be so required
These Pills are to by taken bed time every night,
for week or fortnight, according 10 the obs'lnacy
al. l1nn1 Ifl HE-
cordng the constitution of the person Very del
icate persons should begin with but increase
the nature of the may requirej those more
robust, or of very costve habits, may begin win
g. and increase to a, even Pills, and they VIII
effect sufficiently happy change to guide the pa
tent in their further use. These Pills sometimes
occasion sickness and vomiting, though very seldom,
unless the stomach is very foul; this, howeVer,nay
he considered a favorable SYMPTOM the patient
will find himself at once relieved, and by persever-
ance will soon recover. They usually operate
within 10 or IL hours, and never give PAIN, unless
the bowels very much encountered. They may
be taken by the most delicate females Under any
circumstnnces.-It is, however, recommended, that
those in latter periods ofpregnancy should lake but
one at a time land then continue to keep the bowels
open: and may be taken when the patient
is very costve. One pill in solution of two table
spoons full OF WATER may be given to an infant IN
the following doses--a tea spoon full every two
hours till it operates; for child from one to hive
years of half pilland from five to ten ,one pill
THE PiiGNlX BIrTERS, called, be-
cause they possess the power of restoring the ex-
piring embers of health, 10 glowing vigor through
out the constitution las the Phoenix said be re-
stored to life from the ashes of its own dissolution
The Phoenix Bitters entirely vegetable, com
posed of roots found only in certain parts OF the
western country which will intably cure FEVERS
AND AGUE of all kinds; will never fail to eradl-
cate entirely all the effects of urcury, infinitely
sooner than the most powerful preparations Of Sar-
saparrila, and will Immediately cure the de;ermin-
alton of BLOOD TO THE HEAD; never failing
in the sickness incident TO young feates; and will
be found a certain remedy in all cases Of RcrO0us
debiliLy and aceakncSS of the impaired constu
tons. AS a remedy for Chronic and Infammdt0Ty
Rheumatism the efficacy of the Phoenix Btlers will
be demonstrated by the use of single bottle. The
usual dose of these bers is half wine glass full,
in water wine, and this quantity may be taken
two three times day, about half an hour before
meals a loss quantity may be taken at all times.
To those who afflicted with Indigestion after
meals, these bitters will prove invaluable, as they
very greatly increase the action of the principal Wis
cera, help them to perform their functions, and
able the stomach to discharge into the bowels what
ever is offensive. Thus indigestion is easily and
speedily removed, appetite restore,d and the mouths
of the absorbent vessels being cleansed nutrition is
facilitated, and strength of body and energy ofmind
are the happy results. For farther particulars of
MOFFATS LIFE PILLS, and PIICEENIX BIT
TERS apply at Mr.. Moiat's office, No. SAG Broad
way, New York, where the Pills can be obtained
for 25 cents so cents, l Der box; and the Bitters
for 81 of So per bottle. u Numerous certificates
of the wonderful efficacy of both. may be there
spected.
In some obstinate and complicated cases of chron-
ic and inlammatory Rheumatism, Liver Complaints,
Fever and Ague, Dyspepsia, Palsy, Piles, injuries
from the Of mercury qatnine, and other diseases
Of long standing, it may be found necessary take
both the Life Pills and the Phoenix Btters, in the
doses before recommended.
N. B.-These Pills and Bitters will get all mer-
curry fthe system infinitely faster than the best
pre- parations of Sarsaparilla, and certain
dy for the rushing Of blood to the heador all oolent
headachestc douleurear, Sc.-Al persons who are
| IN ODie3 DUJc Syr r,f,
ao %popIy pa,Sy' shou,u never
in time will save life They equallze the circula-
tion of the blood, draw all pressure from the head
restore perspration, and throw off every mpurty
by the pores of the skin. 66--ly
For sale by L. JEWETT, st. Johnsbury.
PROOF POSITIVE OF THE EFFICACY
OF PARIS SOOTHING SYRUP.
To the Agent of DR.. Paris Soothing Syrup:
NEAR SIR The great benefit afforded to my
~ suffering infant by your Soothing Syrup, in IA