The Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1837-1867, 1838-03-27


given him. he replied, $50 distinguish me from
rest ofnfy trade, who are all great rdscais.
DIR BR.A.NDREI'H aOantS no college. no insta'
tuition, no mopopOy, no charter, ne 6eiMg qutce Sat
listed to rest on the patronage 81 ne Pu0L'c J0r me
success of his grandtaher'S UNIVERSAL IEG-
EIRBLE PILLS, established in England, l7ol'
"Science should contribute 10 the comfort heai'h'
and happiness OF mankind.
YEyHESE celebrated Pills OF which eighty thou-
\ snnd boxes have been sold in N. YORK since
July, 1885, are now recommended by thousanus "
persons whom they have cured OF consumPt'on, III
huenza, dyspepsia, headache, pans ana sense "
f,Ilness in the back part of the head, usually the
symptoms of apoplexy, Jaundce, Fever and ague'
bilious scarlet, typhus, yellow and common levers
of all kinds, asthma, govt, rheumatism, nervous
diseases, liver complaint, pleurisy, inward weak
uess depression Of the spirits; ruptures, lnfamma-
tons sore eyes, fits, palsy, dropsy, small pox mea-
ses Group, coughs, whooPing cough, qunzy, choi-
ic, cholera moIbus gravel, worms, dysehlery ueal-
ness ringing noises III the head, Kings eViy scroiu-
la erysipelas or st anthony fire. salt rhenm, white
swellings ulcers, some Of 30 years standing, can
GERS tumors sweed feet and legs, piles, costiVe-
ness all eruptons of the skin, inghtiul dreams, fe-
male complaints of every kind, especially obstruc-
tons, relaxations, &c .
1900 testimonials have been received from indi-
viduais of the highest responsibility. They IN fact
prove, and the cures they make, that there Is no
necessity for any other medicine.
Although DR. b. has enumerated by name the a.
his grandfather, the late celebrated DR. VIM. Bran
dreth that there is only disease, impurity of
the blood, which by impeding the circulation, brings
on inflammation and consequent arrangement Iii
the organ part where such impurlty OF the blood
settles and that it is the different appearances which
this Inflammation or arrangement put on, that have
caused medical men to designate such appearances
by various names, but which are in TACT, only the
same disease, with more or less vlruence DIR VIM.
Brandreth was fully convinced of the truth Of the
above simple theory, thai he spent 30 years in ex
pertinent and laborous research into the medicinal
properties Of the numerous plants composing the
Vegetable Kingdom; his object being TO compose
medicine winch should at once purify, and pro-
duce by specific action, removal OF all bad humors
from the blood by the stomach and bowels, as by
the continuation of the Of such medicine, such
humors to be carried off, and the blood as
sumo state of purity; and whoever takes these
Pills, and perseveres with them, will be satisfied
that DIR WIN. Brandrelh fully attained his Phllan-
throplc object. ii is now an absolute and known
fact that every disease, whether il be in the head
or feet, in The brain or meanest members whether
it be an outward ulcer, or an inward abscess, are
all, though arising from many causes, reducibe 10
this one grand effect, namely, Impurlty OF blood.
In all cases they will be found Il safe and simple
remedy, yet all powerful for The removal OF sedse
whether chronic recent, infections or otherwise;
and What makes them particularly adapted 20 tins
country, is that there is not the slightest liability to
cold when taking them, indeed the system is abso-
lutely less susceptible of cold when under their in
huence, than any other time-thereiore in this
climate they are invaluable. Neither do they re-
quire change of diet of any kind. In Eng
land these Pills have been the only medicine of
many families for periods varying from forty to six
ty years and have always proved etectual IN restor
ing health whenever an alteration from II has &C.
Cured. In many cases where the dreadful rava-
ges Of liberation had laid bare ligaments and bone,
and where TO all appearance no human means could
save life, have patients by the OF these pills
been restored good health, the devouring disease
having been perfectly eradicaed.
In consequence Of the pleasantness of their OPP
Grafton and the dosenot generally being required
be more than four or five pills, (merely keeping in
view the drain upon the hulnors,) they are last SUI
perseding every other preparation of protested
similar import. Cases may occur where 1t will be
proper to take twenty even thirty or more pills;
this must be considered with reference to highly in
1anmaory disease, or when great pain is expert
enced.
AS BIandrehs pills prevent scurvy, costiveness
and its consequences, seaarug men, and all travel
ers to foreign regions, should not be without them,
order TO resort TO on every occasion of illness
n. b. Time or climate affects them not.
Southern gentlemen will find this medicine one
which will ensure health to people on Their estates.
Cancers. Several cases of cure be referred to;
the cure is sure if perseverance is used.
Consumption. Reference can be made to mum
bers who have been cured in New ok and Brook
lyn of this disease
Vindicatjon. DR. Brandreth has been assaulted by
tie proprietors of other medicines, a mercenary
uuack because he is said 10 recommend his medI
cine in large quantities, and that no good medicine
is so required. The fact Is, that any medicine hav-
ing Mercury, Arsenic, anumony, or Hemock in il
could not be taken in large doses, because if it were
such medicines would destroy life at once. He
does not say the medicines to which he aludes have
those ingredients in them, but it is evident, from
their directions, that great is required in the
taking of them. Now, Brandreth's Vegetable U
Universal Pills can be taken at all times, large
small doses, according to urgency of symptoms
Such is the reputation, and so great the demand
for the Genuine 'Brandreths Vegetable Unive
Pills that counterfeit article is made, ADVERTISED
and sold as genuine-and some individuals who sci
the counterfeit pills, have advertised themselves
my agent-that have found it necessary to pre-
serve the reputation of my pills, and save the pub
lie from imposition, to furnish every agent with
certificate, which is as follows,
| "Br0ndreh's Vegetable Universal Pills"
/ SECURITY AGAINST CoUNTERFEITs.
The within named, Fare a. Parmelee of Mid
dleown, Conn are my appointed General Agents
for the State OF Vermont, Connecticut Except Fair
field Coz Hampden, Hampshire 81 Franklin Coun
ties Mass: Cheshire 81 Sullivan Counties, N. II