The Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1837-1867, 1838-05-29
DIR BRANDREI,H wants no college, no ipsti

syeeess of his grandfather's UNIVERSAL VEG
! ETABLE PILLS, established an England, 175l
aScience should contribute to the comfort, health
| and happiness OF mankind
VVHESE celebrated Pills OF which eighty thou
| IL sand boxes have been sold in ~ York since
July, 1885, are now recommended by thousands Of
persons whom they have cured ofconsumpton, in
iuenza, dyspepsia, headache, pains and sense of
lullness in the back part of the head, usually the
symptoms of apoplexy, Jaundice, Fever and ague,
bilious, scarlet, tyPhus, yellow, and common fevers
of all kinds, asthma, govt, rheumatism, nervous
diseases, liver complaint, pleursy, inward weak.
uess depression of the spirits, ruptures, inAamma-
tons, eyes, fits, palsy dropsy, small pox,
sizes, Group, coughs, whooPing cough, quincy, chol-
ic, cholera morbus, gravel worms, dysentery, deaf
ness ringing noises in the head, kings evil, scrou-
la, erysipelas, st anthony fire. salt rhenm, white
dwellings, ulcers, some of 80 years standing, can
GERS, tumors swelled feet and legs, piles, costiye
ness all erup'ions of the skin, frightul Dreams e
male complaints of every kind, especially obstruc-
tons, relaxatons &c.
1900 testimonials have been received from indl-
viduais of the highest responsibility. They In fact
prove and the they make, that there is no
necessity for any other medicine.
Although DIR B. has enumerated by name the a
bove diseases, he is nevertheless of opinion with
his grandfather the late celebrated DR. VIM Bran
dreth, that there is only disease Impu-ity OF
the blood, which by impeding the circulation, brings
on inflammation and consequent arrangement In
the organ part where such impurity OF the blood
settles and that it is the different appearances which
| this inflammation arrangement put on, that have
caused medical men TO designate such appearances
| by various names, but which are in fact, only the
same disease, with more or less virulence. DIR VIM.
Brandreth fully convinced of the truth OF The
above simple theory, thai he spent 30 years in ex
pertinent and laborIous research INTO the medicinal
properties of the numerous plants composing the
Vegetable Kingdom; his object being to compose
a medicine winch should at purify, and pro-
duce by sneciic action, removal of all bad humors
from the blood by the stomach and bowels by
the continuation Of the of such medicine, such
humors to be carried off, and the blood
sumo a stale of purity; and whoever takes these
Pills, and perseveres with them, will be satisfied
that DR. VIM Brandreth fully attained his philan-
thropic object. Ii is now an absolute and known
fact, that every disease, whether it be in the head
or feet, in The brain meanest member; whether
it be an outward ulcer, inward abscess
all, though arising from many causes reducible to
this grand effect, namely, impurity of blood.
In all cases they will be found safe and simple
remedy yet all powerful for the removal of disease,
whether chronic or recent, infections otherwise;
and " hat makes them particularly adapted 20 this
country is that there is not the slightest liability
cold when taking them, indeed the system is abso-
lutely less susceptible of cold when under their in
iuence, than at any other tme-therefore in this
climate they invaluable. Neither do they
Qure change of diet of any kind. In Eng
land these Pills have been the only medicine of
many families for periods varying from forty six
~ years and have always proved efectual in restor
ing health whenever an alteration fromit has
cured. In many cases where the dreadful
ges of liberation had laid bare gaments and bone.
and where 10 all appearance human means could
save life, have patients by the use of these pills
been restored to good health, the devouring disease
having been perfectly eradicated.
In consequence of the pleasantness of their OPP
Grafton and the dosenot generally being required 10
be more than four or five pills, merely keeping in
view the drain upon the humors,) they are fast
persediI every other preparation of professeCl
similar import. Cases may occur where it will be
proper to take twenty even thirty pills..
this must be considered with reference highly in
fammatory disease, or when great pain is expert
enced
AS BIandreth's pills prevent scurvy costiveness
and its consequences seafaring men, and all travel
lers to foreign regions, should not be without them,
order 10 resort 10 on every occasion of illness
N. b. Time climate affects them not.
Southern gentlemen will find this medicine
which will ensure health to people on Their estates
Cancers. Several cases ofcure be referred to-
the cure is sure if perseverance is used.
Consumption. Reference can be made to mum
bers who have been cured in New York and Brook,
Ign, of this disease.
Eradication. DR. Brandreth has been assaed by
the Proprietors of other medicines, as mercenary
quack, because he is said TO recommend his med
cine in large quantities, and that good medicine
Is so required. The fact is, that any medicine hav-
ing Mercury, Arsenic antimony, or HemIock in il
could not be taken in large doses, because if
such medicines would destroy life once He
does not say the medicines which he aIIudes have
those ingredients in them, but it is evident, from
their directions, that great is required in the
taking of them. Now, Brandreth's Vegetable u
Universal Pills can be taken at all times, in large
uo'eS accounting W urgency VI synptuins.
Such Is the reputation, and so great the demand
for the Genuine Brandreths Vegetable Universal
Pills that counterfeit article is made, adcertscG
and sold genuine-and some individuals who sell
the counterfeit pills, have advertised themselves as
my agent-that have found it necessary to pre-
the reputation of my pills, and save the pub
lie from imposition, to furnish every agent with
certificate, which is as follows
"BrGndreth's Vegetable Universal Pulls"
SECURITY AGAINST CoUNTERFEITs.
The within named, Fare d Parmelee OF Mid
detown, Conn my appointed General Agents
for the State of Vermont Connecticut Except Fair
field CO.. Hampden, Hampshire 81 Franklin Coun
ties, Mass; Cheshire & Sullivan Countless NJ H.
in the United States of America; And this letter
which is signed by me, b. BRANDRErH in my own
hand writing, must also be signed by the within
named General Agent, whose names will also ap-
pear in the principal papers in the United States
This caution has become absolutely necessary, to
guard the public against the numerous countereits