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to permanent good health. JouN MorFAr.
General Remarks relative to Mofafs
Life Pills and Phenir Bitfers.
These medicines have long been known and
appreciated Tor their extraordinary and immediate
powers OF restoring perfect health to persons suff
crng under nearly every kind ofdisease to which
tho human frame is liable.
In many hundreds ofcertiicated instances they
have even rescued sufferers from the very verge
OF an untmely grave, after all the deceptive nos
trums OF the day had utterly failed and to many
thousands they have permanently secured that
uniform enjoyment of health, without which life
itself is but partial blessing. So great indeed,
has their efficacy invariably and infallibly proved
that it has appeared scarcely less than miraculous
to those who were unucquain.ed with the beau.
TRULY philosophical principles upon which they
are compounded and upon which they consequent.
ly act. 1t was to their manifest and sensible ac-
ton in purifying the springs and channels oflife
and endung them with renewed tone and vgor
that they were indebted for their name, which was
bestowed upon them at the spontaneous request
of several individuals whose lives they had OBJ
viousy saved.
The proprietor rejoices in the opportunity at.
iorded by the universal diffusion of the daily
press FIR placing his VEGETABLE LIFE
PILLS within the knowledge and reach Of every
mdivldualin the community. Unlike the host
OF pernlcious quackerics, which boast Of vegeta
bic Ingredients the Life Pills are purely and SOLE.
LY VEGETABLE and contain neither Mercury An.
tlmony Arsenic, Moran utner mineral, in any form
whatever. They are entirely composed of ex
tracts from rare and powerful plants the virtues Of
whish though long known to several indian tribes
and recently to some eminent pharmaceutical
chemists are altogether unknown TO the ignorant
pretenders to medical science; and were never
before administered IN so happily eficacious
combination.
DYSPEPSIA. by thoroughly cleansing the
first and second stomachs and creating flow Of
pure healthy bile instead of the stale and acrid
kind ;--Flatuicncy Palpitation Of the Heart Loss
Of appetite Heartburn and Headache, Restless
ness M-temper ANXIETY LanguOr and Melancholy
which are the general symptoms of Dyspepsia will
vanish as 4 natural consequence ofts cure. Cos.
tireness, by cleansing the whole length Of the
lntestines with Il solvent process and withou!
violence; all violent purges leave the bowels
osvc within two days. Diarrhna and Cholera,
~ removing the sharp acrid fluids by which these
son, olants are occasioned and by promoting the
ubrc atiyc secretion Of the mucus membrane
Ferers Of all kinds, by restoring the blood to q
regular circulation through the process of pers
,ira,ion il some cases and the thorough solution
Of all in festival distractions in others. The
LIFE ri LIS have been known TO cure Rheu
ism ,cr manently in three weeks, and Govt in
oalf thai TIM o by removing local inflammation
from, tho rms clcs and gaments of TIE joints
Dropsies all k,ndIs BIZ freeing and Strengthening
HE kidneys and bladder; they operate most de
lightfully on these important organs anu hence
have ever been 70 Und certain remeHY LOT the
worst cases of Grarel Also Worms by dislodteine
from the Earnings Of the bowels the Shiny mattel
70 which these creatures adhere: asthma ano
Consumption by relieving the air vessels Of the
lungs from the mucus which even slight colds
will occasion, which il not removed becomes
hardened and produces tn ose dreadful diseases
Scurpy Ulcers and Inretc, ate Sores by the per
feet purity which these Life Pills give TO the blood
and all the humors, Scorhufie Eruptions & Bad
Compilations by their Alternative effect upon the
fluids that foed the skin the mo ibid state of which
occasions of Eruptire complain IS Salloo Clouds
and other disagreeabic Compiler IONS. The use OF
these Pills for very short time will effect ar
entire cure of Salt-rhenme, Erysipelas and a
striking improvement in the Ciearness Of the
skin. Common colds and Influenza will always
be cured by one dose or by two even in the worst
cases. Plles,-as remedy for t,,ls most dis
tresslng and obstinate malady the Vegetable
Life Pills deserve distinct and mphatc re-
commendaon. 1t is well known to hundreds it
this city that the Proprietor of these invaluable
FILLS was himself afflicted with this complaint
for upwards OF Ihirty-fve years and tina he tricn
IN vain every remedy prescribed within NC whole
compass Of tho Matera Medica He however
at length tired the medicine which he + ow of
fers to the public and he was cured in a very
short time after his recovery had been pronounc.
ed not only improbable but absolutely impossible
by any human means.
THE PHOENIX BITTERS, are so called be.
cause 'hey possess the power Of restoring the
expiring embers of health to glowing vigor
throughout the constitution as the Ph9nix is
SAID TO be restored to life from the ashes of its
own dissolution. Thes Phoenix Bitters are en-.
hrely vegetable, competed of roots found only
IN certain parts oftho wesern country which will
inallibly cure FEVER AND AGUES of all
kinds; never fail in the sickness incident to Young
females; and will be found a certain remedy in |
all cases OF nervous debility and weakness of The |
most impaired constitutions. /
Asa remededy for Chronic g. Imhamitorv Rheu.
ima'ism, the efficacy of the Phoenix Bltters will |
DC demonstrated by tho use of single bottle.
Inc usual dose OF these btters is half wine
glass iul, in water or wine, and this quantity