Morning herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1837-1840, 1838-05-18

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1Bhi--hs says Ne don't care for pictures-hs's !
pcter himself amt herr
Buy 4erald, slr-got full account Of the trials
q the sesaionsn
'Pve ncthing tode with the trials atthe sessions
Get ont Of the way, boy"
"Vell-you locks VERY like as if you would know
summst about being tried the sessions some day
4 "Want Herald, sir; fall account Of the nuptals
in high life?''
1--WE nothing to do with nuptials-and never shall
have. I've none 10 bless me-none whom ] can
bless. e20 .ub a o
"Lord bless you, sir, I'll bless you if you buy
Herald-it's the only sure cure for consumption.
A man bought one Of me yesterday morning, and
il set him laughing till he laughed all the inhamma-
ton out of his Lungs"
"Saucy Herald, sir; news from South Africa and
the Hottentots."
give no friends amongst the Hottentots."
"Its got marriage tween blask man and vito
woman"
"We've plenty of such marriages at home with
out gong abroad for specimens.
"Bennetfs Herald sr--all about the Loafers Log.
GIVE nothing TO do with the Loafer's Logs"
"Jem, he says he's nothing TO do wh--his looks
belle him."
"Morning Herald sir, only two cents"
GIVE read the Herald"
Impossible, sir we're the first boys down to the
boat"
swell then wrote the Hsrald-se clear out"
| ala! ha that's the loaier vot wrote the log =
| no! no!
We escaped these little two cent cormorants. The
air on the battery had braced our body and sharpen
| ed our appetite. We became cruelty hungry-editors
unfortunately eat and unfortunately not little
satisfies them; for the drain Of the body By the brain
requires much, rery much TO replenish IT, We
have breakfasted at Sweeny's and dined 1t Down
ings for many months, and know of no tive better
restsnrafeurs in the eity-so to Swecny's we went
John ever smiling, ever attentive lively and cheerful
JOHN Sweeny served up dish Of his superb coffee
and we felt happy for Q few moments ASH we were
human being and had nothing to do with the
press. gang" as Jack honest Jack Bloodgcsd clas-
scally calls them. s,.7
Nm. pleasure 81. s are me sSp.s; . sSss
Or, like the snow fail tie river, a s.8si 6.rsf
- Amoment white, then gone fnrever."i 4I4ase E
And 80 with an editor-his happiness, sach - II is,
is Of short duration The slipping of SweeDys osf-
fee was soon over, and we were in our sancsrm
An adipossre looking face was thrust in al ths dsor
we turned round. -.tts..e
swell, what's wanted?"
"Copy, Sir" yshsaaf e .t is q sifHt q
"what have you got in hand T.
"Not line Sir" s'let e
"How many mea waiting pc : 80 flJ
"Havs ysu set up the TRANSACTIONS from The Paris
papers I" ,r..s5 l.. arr.'l4 $3.50
aYes, Sir"
set up this about the British army in Canada"
Down came another ,r. N. v. .-...
"Well." qsel taaA13
"Copy, Sir"
Shave you any poetry on hand y ,e ~
"Set up this piece about " Cousins" i. N ran Yr
humor."
Athird came-the old story.
] "Copy."
"Have you had any thing about animal Magnet
| ism lately ~
"No, Sir" ~..,... s e
aThen set the extract marked from Elliottson's
PLY sioogy-the public appetite requires little ami
NAL magnetism once week By way Of spice or salt,
10 it's other food"
fourth intruder.
"Copy, sir"
"Set up this about mans fain,ine in Congress
that's the only novel thing done there lately"
We breathsd for few inmates.
Rap iap-tap, at the door.
Come in"
"A really handsome, opcn.faced, opeR-h hearted
young fellow entered, hat in hand, and bland smile
playing round his handsome features. oFfNv Is
"Thc editor" a. af,ia as r- sg
"The same" ~
III beg your pardon-my names Campbell-I was
the Deputy Collector-you've made mistake in this
mornings paper. made no disclosures-I had none
to make despise alike rogue and IN informer.
"Sony il happened, sir. Bot eur reporter-hury
business -informed-rectify Uncommon
| glad. ef. a.r p .e /. n na ttY HqasUt
"Happy- NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
"Good morning" r TIE saeH .It
"Good morning."
Another pause. A gentle rap
1 Come in"
A respectable lady Of forty entered. ,r.s
I" Beg pardon sir,-I have mother 81 years old
they threw her out OF the Hsrlaem rail cars-broke
her leg-swore at memo redress come TO you-all
powcrful-hopet the best" 49,. sssfrisss
at shall re done, madam-we'll bring them TO
their senses-shameful- -insolencc----boys--
drivers holders-Board OF Aldermen--indiena
tion-poor old lady-brekcn lcg-bad--p painful
very" .ef 9isi. .a
| "Good morning, srn