The Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1837-1867, 1838-04-10

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St. Johnsbury Plain, Sept. 20, 1887. ST
LIOFFqL".S LITE PILLS and PHIyNLA
BLIG 442S.
rgA CONTRAST. ALI nations, from the re-
moicst ages, have had Ships, but Columbus only
found out the way to America. Before the time Oh
The great S aush navigator, people were only en-
ablcd 10 middle about the shores Just so Wit HE
Life Medicines. 1t is bul ,Wo short years since
first voniurcd upon i'm unknown ocean, and nave
discovered the precious object was in search OF
HEALTH. Vegetable medicines were indeed
known when 1 commenced my search, but Their
use was not. BY tho OF them, have not only
PASSED from the detected iuyad,to the hale, hearty
and active man OF business, but, comparatively
speaking. [ have renewed my youth. / can thus,
with cofdenco in my own experience, ndYiaH WIN
my fellow citizens. Docs the reader want proof
that the VEGETABLE LIFE MLl.CE-,AD are
suitable to his own case? Eayo on file ut my office,
SAG Broadway hundreds Of letters from some OF the
most respectable citizens Of this my native Iana,
Voluntarily offered in testimony of !ho virtues OF &
GOOD VEGETABLE MEDICINE.
Persons whose constitutions have been nearly ru-
incd by l-ull.ible uncraP OF the
day, will bear me witness, that tIc Life .odicines,
and such only, are the tuo co9r59 10 P5rj;n.adneHt
good health JOIN "LOA al
orNrRAIREMARHs RELATIVE TO MoFFAT's LIFE
PILLS AND POENIX BITTEES.
These medicines have long been known and ap-
preclued, for their extraordinary and Immediate
powers OF restoring perfect heoItho persons suffer
human frame is liable.
In many hundreds OF certihc0tod instances, they
have even rescued sufferers from the very verge OF
nm untin1cIv crave after ali the deceptive uUsrums
Of the day have utterly failed; and 10 many thou
sands thew have permanently secured that uniform
nioyment Of health, without which life itself is
but partial blessing. So great, indeed, has tier
efficacy invariably and uably proved, tl!at il has
appeared scarcely less than miraculous to those
who were unucquaintcd with tie beautifully phlio-
sophica principles upon which they are compound
cd. and upon which they consequently act. 1t was
10 their manifest and sensible action in purifying
the springs and channels os life, and endunS them
with renewed tone and viEor, that they Were IN
debtcd for their name, (which was bestowed upon
them al the spontaneous request OF several lHuIVo-
uals whose lives they had obviously saved.
The proprietor rejoces in tho opportunity afford
ed by the universal Cilnsuu OF tie daily press, Tor
placing this VEGETABLE LIFE PILLS within
the knowledge and reach Of every individual in
the community. Unlike the host Of peralcluus
quacker.es vhIch boast ofvegcablo ingrcoonts,thc
Life Pills are purely and SOLELY VEGETABLE, and
containing neither Mercury, Antlmony; Arsenic,
nor any other mineral, i'm any form Whatever. They
are entirely composed Of extracts nom rare and
powerful plants the virtues Of which, Though long
known TO several Indian tribes, and recently 10
some eminent pharmaceutical chemists, are alto
gether unknown TO the ignorant prctcndcrs 10 med
cal science; and were never before cdmluIseredlu
SO happily eiicaciouS combination.
Their first operation is TO loosen from the coats
of the stomach and bowels. tho various impurities
and crudies constantly setting around them; and TO
remove the fEccs which collect in the Cuny CutUnS
Of the SMALL ntescines. Other medicines only par
tiay cleanse these and leave such collected misses
behind, as to produce hahlual costyencss, with all
lis train of evils, Sudden dlarrhoea; with its iml
nent dangers. This fact is well known 10 ali reg
uur ANTAGONISTS, who examine the human bowels
after death: and hence the prejudice Of these well
informed men against the quacN medicines OF The
are The second effect otthc VEGGA.A Il LIE LITE
PILLS is to cleanse the kidneys and the bladder,
,,,Ib ~, IL, he lN IA
heullhlul action (which entirely depends upon the
regularity of the urinary organs The blood which
takes its red color from the agency Of the liver and
lungs before it passes ntotho heat being thus pu-
riticd by them, and nOursheG by food coming from
the clean stomach courses freely through the veins,
renows every part Of the system, ana uiunphantiy
mounts the banner OF health in the blooming check.
The following are among the distressing variety
of human disGases,to which the Vegetable Lille Pills
are we'll known to be inia' billet
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the first
and second stomachs, and creating flow Of pune
healthy bile instead of the stale and acTid kind;
-FlQtulency, Palpitati0n ofGe Heart, Loss Qf 42-
Lgct;te Hca7j-6u.n end Hc0d-ache RcSttessncSs III
Temper, AaIjety, LGaga0F, and aetaNchoty, which
are the general symptoms OF Dysp2psla, Wi vanish,
as Il natural consequence OF It's cure. COSiGgep2SS,
by cleansing The whole length OF the intesuGs with
solvent process and without violence; ell violent
purges leave the bowels costlvc within two days
DieTrh0ea and Ch0eyG, by removing the sharp acGd
fluids by which these CONT plants are ocCasioner,
and by promoting the ubrcatiyo secretion Of the
musc1s membranes. Fc0oys IF aj AiadS,by reslor-
ing the blood to j regular cirou!ation, through the
process Of Precipitation in some casos, and the thos
ough Solution ofalI Intestinal distractions iii others
The LIFE PILLS have been known 10 cure Ei5c1E-
qnatism permanently in three weeks, and cont in
half that time, by removing local Inflammation from
the muscles and gament5 Of the joints. Dropsics
Of all kinds, by freeing and strengthening tie kid
neys and bladder; they operate most delightfully."-
on these important organs, and hence have ever
been found u certain remedy for the eases Of
GraveI. Also, Woras. iromils lodging from the
turnings OF the bowels the slymy matter to which
by relieving the air vessels of tho lungs from The
mucus which even slight colds will occasion, which
if not removed becomes hardened, and produces
those dreadful diseases. Scur0y, Ulcers and Ilret
Pills give the blood and all the humors; Scorbuie