The Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1837-1867, 1838-09-18
.MOFF.ATnS LIFE PILLS and PHOENIX
RJTrTER,S

hottest ages, have had ships, but Columbus only
found out the way to America. Before tue the u
the great Spanish navigator, people were only en-
ablod TO paddle about the shores. Just so with the
Life Medicines. 1t is but two short years since
first yentured upon unknown ocean, ana nave
discovered the precious object was in search Oh
HEALTH Vegetable medicines indeed
known when | commenced my search, out tner
use was not. BY the use of them, have not oniy
PASSED from the detected invalid,to the hae nearly
and active man of business, but, comparatively
spealling, | have renewed my youth. can thus'
with cofdence in my own experience, advise WIN
my feow-ciitizens. Does the reader wanS Pio wv
that the VEGETABLE LIFE MEDlCiNEoo ale
suitable to his own case? have on file at my ONCE,
SAG Broadway hundreds of etters,f from some ., lie
most respectable citizens of this my naive ia e
voluntarily offered in testimony OF the virtues u
GOOD VEGETABLE MEDICINE.
Persons whose constitutions have been nearly ru-
ined by the"a-i nfaibe neutrality-suspicious. OF the
day will bear witness, that the Lie Medicihes
alo heaI,b JOHN MOFFAT.
eorNrpAIpEMARKs RELATIVE TO MoFFAT's LIFE
PILLS AND P9ENIX BITTERs.
These medicines have long been known and APP
preclated, for their extraordinary and lmmeoia'e
Of restoring perfect heathto persons suffer
ng under nearly every kind of disease to which the
human frame is liable.
In many hundreds of certihcated instances, they
have even rescued sufferers from the very verge OF
nm untimeIy grave after all the deceptive nosirums
of the day have utterly failed; and to many thou:
sands they havo permanently secured i.at un'orh'i
enjoy ment of health, without which ne liseii Is
but partial blessing So great, indeed, has their
efficacy invariably and nalbly proved, that It has
appeared scarcely less than miraculous 10 those
who were unacquanted with the beautifully phiio
ed and ,ipon which they consequently act. 1t was
to their manifest and sensible action In PURIFYING
the springs and channels of life, and enduing them
with renewed tone and vigor, that they were IN
debted for their name, which was bestowed upon
them at the spontaneous request OF severai indiViu-
uals whose lives they had obviously saved
The proprietor reoices in the opportunity Afford
ed by the universal dttnson OF the aay press, Ior
nIocino this VEGETABLE LIFE PILLS within
The know ledge and reach of every Individual IN
the community. Unlike the host OF pernicious
uuack erica hch boast of vegetable ingredIens,hl
Life Pills purely and SOLELY yEGETABLE, ana
containing neither Mercury, Antimony, Arsenic,
nor any other mineral in any form Whatever they
are entirely composed of extracts from rare and
powerful plants, the virtues OF which, though long
known TO several Indian tribes and recently 10
some eminent pharmaceutical chemists, are alto
gether unknown to the ignorant pretenders TO med
cal science; and were never before administered III
so happily efficacious comblnation
Their first operation is to loosen from the coats
of the stomach and bowels, the various impurities
and crudies constantly settling around them and to
remove the faces which collect in the nvolutions
of the small intestines. Other medicines only par
tiay cleanse these, and leave such collected masses
behind as to produce habitual cosveness, with all
its train of evils or sudden darrhoea, with its m
nent dangers. This fact is well known to all reg
Mar anatomists who examine the human bowels
after death: and hence the prejudice of these well
informed men against the quack medicines of the
age The second effect ofthe VEGETABLE LIFE
PILLS is to cleanse the kidneys and the bladder,
and by this means the liver and the lungs, the
healthfu action of which entirely depends upon the
regularity of the urinary organs The blood which
takes its red color from the agency OF the liver and
lungs before it passes into the heart, being thus pu
rified by them, and nourished by food coming from
the clean stomach freely through the veins,
renews every part of the system, and triumphantly
mounts the banner of health in the blooming cheek.
| The following among the distressing variety
of human diseases,to which the Vegetable Life Pills
are well known 10 be nfallble;-
! DYSPEPSIA by thoroughly cleansing the first
and second stomachs, and creating flow of pure
healthy bile, instead of the stale and acrid kind;
-Fgatulency, Paptation Of the Heart, Loss of .Ap-
pet;te, Heartburn and Headache, RestlessneSS, H.
temper, .4n1icty Languor, and Melancholy, which
are the general symptoms ofDyspepsa, will vanish,
as natural consequence of its cure. Costioeness,
by cleansing The whole length the intestines with
a solvent process, and without violence; all violent
purges leave the bowels costive within two days.
DiaTrhoea and Cholera by removing tho sharp acrid
fluids by which these complaints occasioned
and by promoting the iubrlcatlye secretion of the
muscIs membrance. Fcvers Of all kinds,b restor-
ing the blood a regular circulation, through the
process of perspiraton in some cases, and the thor
ough solution Of all intestinal distinctions in others
| The LIFE PILLS have been known to cure Rheu-
,natism permanently in three weeks, and Gout in
half that time, by removing local inflammation from
the muscles and ligaments of the joints. Dropsics
Of all kinds, by freeing and strengthening the kid
neys and bladder; they operate most delightfully."-,
on these important organs, and hence have ever
been found certain remedy for the worst cases of
GraveI Also, Worms, fromis lodging from the
turnings of the bowels the slymy matter to which
these creatures adhere; Asthma and Consumption,
bv relieving the airwessels Of the lungs from the
mucus which even slight colds will occasion (which
if not removed becomes hardened, and produces
those dreadful diseases ScurDy, Ulcers and Inoet-
crate Sores, by the perfect purity which these Life
pills give to the blood and all the humors Scorbutic
Eruptions, and Bud Comple1ions,by their Alternative
effect upon the fluids that feed the skin, the morbid
state of which occasions all Eruptioe complaints,
SaUoao, Cloudy and other disagreea6te tomptertons
The use of these Pills for very short time will eff
feet an entire cure of Salt rheuns, Erysipeas, and
striking Improvement in the Ctearness Of the skin.
Common Colds and Influenza, will always be cured