True American. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1835-18??, 1838-11-17
MIR. WILLIAMS, OCULIST

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mo =! hand, stating, amongst great many othe
things, that had actually run a vav from Louisville
to escape the effects of the wonderful magnetic nee IL
OF doctor Snip, the knight of the thimle ans A ) $
My return however, proves that the fable of The bo
ana wolf, IS applicable to the Journal The fable is
"A boy was employed TO watch and give the alarm
"nen the wolf appeared; he being either footman'
taors sn p or liar frequently cried out the wolf il
coming, to the great dismay of the citizens I'll W
last found out his real character: thar he was a liar
and not to be believed even when he spoke the truth
ne TACT Is, that causes must produce their effects. Sc
IL Will PROVE of the all wise writers, Dr. Snn Il Co. il
the journal. | would advise them to provide them
selves with steam engine press in order to meet the
wonderful demand and increase of that paper az il is
well known, there are many who seek for nothing bu
falsehood of sheer love the vendors of thn rt
Gle. But unfortunately for Goah Snip, of needle and
tumble celebrity, the great of the millions Of A.
Interchangeable, are famed and far famed as lovers al
truth. Therefore they will tns effects produced by the
cause naturally say want to read paper that
snpstr'ber to the other journals, whose statements
will not prov, false. Their last statements are too pal
p"hle to requlfe r.futation; yet will state:
| LIST. ! am again In TINS hotel.
Cd That shall remain I'LL the 31st Jul tho Or
Snip 81 Co, have letter threatening my life,
| ii remained after the Goth.
Sd. That from this shall proceed to Cincinnati for
fourteen days only, of which wish DR. Snip d Co., to
inform the afflicted, in their own aniabe
never fail TO bring me patients.
9TH. That from Cincinnati shall proceed TO The
Falls of the Niagara to be at Blfao, (fDr Snip & CO.
do not take away my lf the LIST of September ana
at Ne, YORK on the st November pend the hole
Phlistines; the medical GoaIs of Boston, philadel.
phia, Memphis, Nashville aud Louisville, who VIE;
probably. (before that time arrives
doors, Goliah LIST, Rope and tire
Goah I'd. Cutrier &c. Gotta mako.
tor asses, mules, &c. Goliah 4th Corn cutter Coli
an 9th, Paints and drug, and pickle store GoIiaL 9Th
tne most magnificent of ALL DR.. Snip, alias Bell, &c.
patcher to the propretors and editors OF the Journn
Lastly. | would have the noble Dr. Snin g. 60 !,
Know, that long before hey able to thread nc,r
a'eor spread blister had been for years. in the HABIT
1t OF restoring sight to the blind, and that too When n
was collector of his Maesy's customs IN tr., Itt
am Twas even then employed. Did tho t,raa,
spinner the Gurrlori the harness maker for asses The
corn CUTTER the paint and drug store keeper and ta
magnificent doctor Snip, ever even more Inn J, a',
of being able do the like? | wish the n,rnn I' ~
Tn,S snail receive ladies' and slra gers from 10 to
day,to obtain my opinion without fee, as usual
In great haste,
JOHN Williams, Dentist
Jefferson House, Louisville, July ~ 1897
L. S.-Since writingmv last, have been informco
mat one OF the causes, why the peor lacnuev Of thc
Journal and his noble MASTER are 50 well pIeas,d win
ine,,s tor not assocaling them together in nv late re
marks as they perfectly sembe each other: thav
fu the a'age, 'birtis Of feather flock Together
u, :: For not paving the latter, Mr. Prentice, alias.
kght OF the rail-, of the county of Canterbury Nase
snchusctts, the respect due to such adpnifrd
age II is true, he might have been so elevated ,n.
ofnamenrd with tar and the plunIage of another
upon h's own dung-hilI," without any moral merit do
:,
tat some were burnt alive, others hung bva halter
whilst some were raised to be emperors or elevated
be knights OF the rail Though some saw they ouqht +,
have rather been the knights of the miller Rnf or,
worthy knight is yet not only alive and alb e. from his
pr"c hrans to join his brother, :he knight of The
u'''ine' Ill Illuminating the world, but is still in
pPf'"'t health, and us blooming as full blown rose
Srrciay on thai proiectie, we, the vulgar call nose.
nnt OF winch, the great DIR. Bell ali IS =. knight If
the hnhe, &c. willcxpain to me- in lis diving sDrncbt
ue echlca' rllrascologv of that winch sometimes An
t,,,l,nr t.;t !
i''nc as comes from The use of gurr leeks or n,rnn
so much Apr we'd OF by some Indies.
Of o. ,h'' mGnent only, Tread the as'clegnn Specie
Q. > OF tn i"h, saving something about the mc,icof
h"lahs, ALIAS knights Of the drug and mai, tnnJ n;,
e stores Of Memphis. Those grea. ones rcl,r tn \
y nfa nut when he spoke OF 200, was aImostnfr.iI
IL was ~ prove That he and his noble brothers The 90
mhs OF the city hal actually re-tnred to SINH ,Nnr.
persons than had since arrival, Dear me thinks
10 mstrli perhaps the knight of the thinble, &C..
have gined the gage, us hid only re stored IN sill
one gentleman nil day Yesterday, whose cnsr thnn~h
Is "iAcf singular, and will please the Golias lie Gnb
a. tly 'ost N" sight in Texas. He left 70 New Or
lt".'' Thefe ne hoped to me. had left for The
wsst tie followed me, mud yesterday 10 o'clock first
becNihe my patient Within one hour he couid rIeri
T"S ", .}; which were nor visible to him before 10
|" asoniH' all who hear him lie saws his orr ;, Us
ms no bounds, though he paid all the money Irnnn.
u''i; ana INIT had he paid me n thousand ,oImrs he
S Wha lp I' = SIS grateful both to God and to me-
Mnen SIked II he approved the remedies with which
dressed nus eyes, sal ha would rather nay 500 Than
loose SINGLE drop He came upwards of 1000 miles
The steel pens of the worthy knights Of The rail o,,
t tumble will SCARCELY mark lcgbly, after readno
me M We hssty letter. However Little anodvue Is
',c '1i,h OF drink or two Or three will set ali RIGHT
ana 'e' Will no dount prepare something to suit Tho
nch'a appettes OF their raaders AT breakfast an Mnn
gay morning. Fortunately for them there is n whoIa
dirty work. I vi, ~" ~, No NO theif
n. B. have just received letter daicd d., l.,
ins's on my masking an apology 10 the druggists
IS ahs city; Inc writers style themselves "Kenluc
Screamcrs, pretending tlatI alluded to them in NV
lust letter. They may assured, did nor knnv ny
even suspect any Goliahs among the druroists;I VI
sviile; yeti the cap fits any gentleman he must q
course wear IT, though not intended bv me
Jefferson House, Saturday, 22d July, 1887.
JEFFERSON HOUSE, LOUISVILLE,
July 49, 1887.
To he Editor Of The CITY Gazette:
SlR-flavlng listened to the entreatiss of NV NON
epnI'ents am resolved, ifmy health permits TO re-
main IN this city till the end of ,uy ' :" "
l. 10 try to do them good
-, :. 10 convince the inhabitants that the vile en-,
thets the Medical tioliahs 5. &c, have applied to me-
belong Ct to then as their lawful right. '''
s. That am roady to depositr two hundred ,J,l,, |
III notes of the U. s. Rank, in the hands of lie U
the Mayor of this city, against similar sum IN h. m
posted bya the graf and m ghty Doctors $. g. Co,
.at restore TO Slht more aged mdile-aged, Young
persons ana children, who totally or portnliI
blind, than they do; and that am enabled tp cnr. y
greater number of short, weak ur dim sighted nrrso
u"lh my SHUT WISH, thhh they do. Yet W II non
my wise caunnators to call in to their aid al the YER,
deservedy ctlebrated professors and Doctors OF nil the
medl. al colleges as well as all the doctors and n,ck
doctors o be found in private practice who are nor,
iew IN the States of Kentucky, Ohio Indiana and wa,
IN ennessee where there are indeed some two othre
famous doctors whose names Dug to be handed dow
as low possible to latest posterty.
a. 1t must lie clearly understood that all the cures |
II any, on both Sides must be Erove1 shall have been
performed without the aid of any surgical operution
whatever.
3. Those who really merit the epitlets thcy have g,
iheaiiy appiisd to me, sh" forfeit ,he $500 for the
dement, OF the aims houses i'll this city, and the other r
ty shall nke back his own 5000, whoever he or they
may be- II even the mighty medical humbueger 81 |
should prove one OF the successful candidates / will
iulh the old proVerb, and give the 'od gentleman his
due! '''
&. AT all events | would advise the asst mined Goc
nan D not to suffer that letter stand alone as il zone
Tor smpleton" well "sapient,'' both yestcrinp |
anu sodar;F but advise him aud to it its esitutu
companions placed before it, in alphabetical or,es
then The Independent inhabitants of the city wouII nj
ways know the writer by the melody of his voice
JOHN WILLIAMS, Ocuiist
Il was weak enough read the mass OF falscboojs
signed 81 which deserve nothing but my silent con |
tempt.
lah known last evening of the great Importance of
,, should have treated the last of the three some
what differently: but let that pass. | will. however
compliment his master of the Journal, for his sagarity
to employ The former knight not OF the garter or of the
THISTLE bu ofthe needle tkinble, in order that he
may XIII two birds with one stone c. patch the
holes that may be in his natural political garments
and, ii may Judge from that excellent paper the Ad |
Neriser Dr. Snps master is, politically, in constant
need ofhis services.
When any circumstance occurs, whether homestead,
or politically, which requires blister whether on hi
own nose or on the reputation OF those who do not hap