The Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1837-1867, 1838-05-22
MO FF.4I'S LIFE PILLS and PHE.NLA
BIIYERS.

Ty7A CONTRAST. ALL nations, from the
hottest ages, have had ships, but Columbus only
found out the way to America. Before the time of
the great Spanish navigator, people were only en-
abled paddle about the shores. Just so with the
Life Medicines. 1t is but two short years since
first ventured upon an unknown ocean, and have
discovered the precious object | i'll search Of
HEALTH. Vegetable medicines were indeed
known whenf | commenced my search, but their
use was not. BY the use of them, have not only
passed from the detected invalid to the hale, hearty
and active man of business, but, comparatively
speaking, have renewed my youth. | can thus,
with cofdence in my own experience, advise with
my feow-c citizens. Does the reader want proof
that the VEGETABLE LIFE MEDICINES are
suitable to his own case? have file at my Office,
SAG Broadway hundreds of letters from some of the
most respectable citizens of this my native land,
voluntarily offered in testimony of the virtues OF A
GOOD VEGETABLE MEDICINE.
Persons whose constitutions have been nearly ru
ned by the"all-infabe' neutrality-suspicious. ofthe
day. will bear witness, that the Life Medicines,
and such only, are the true course to permanent
good health JOHN MOFFAT.
GENERAL REMARKS RELATIVE TO MoFFAT's LIFE
PILLS AND PmENIX BIrTERs.
These medicines have long been known and APP
preciated, for their extraordinary aud immediate
powers of restoring perfect heah,to persons suffer
ing under nearly every KIND oil disease 10 Whlch me
human frame is liable
In many hundreds of certihcated instances, they
have rescued sufferers from the very verge OF
an untmely grave, alter all the deceptive nostrums
sands they have permanently secured that uniform
enjoy ment of health, without which life itself is
but partial blessing. So great, indeed, has their
efficacy invariably and n!alhbly proved, that 1t has
appeared scarcely less than miraculous to those
who were unacquainted with the beautifully philo-
sophical principles upon which they are compound
ed, and upon which they consequently act 1t was
to their manifest and sensible acilon IN purifying
the springs and channels of life, and endung them
with renewed tone and vigor, that they were in
debted for their name, which was bestowed upon
them at the spontaneous request OF several indiv'd-
uaIs whose lives they had obviously saved
The proprietor rejoices in the opportunity afford
ed by the universal dnslon of the daily press, for
placing this VEGETABLE LIFE PILLS within
the knowledge and reach of every individual in
the community. Unlike the host of pernicious
quackeries which boast oivegetabe Ingredients the
Life Pills are purely and SOLELY VEGETABLE, and
containing neither Mercury, Anthony, Arsenic,
nor any other mineral in any form whatever. They
entirely composed of extracts from rare and
powerful plants, the virtues of which, though long
known to several Indian tribes, and recently 10
some eminent pharmaceutical chemists, are alto
gether unknown to the ignorant pretenders to med
ica science; and never before administered III
so happily efhcacious n combination.
Their first operation is to loosen from the coats
of the stomach and bowels. the various impurities
and crudities constantly settling around hem ana 10
the faces which collect in the convolutlons
of the small 'ntestines. Other medicines only par
TALLY cleanse these and leave such collected masses
behind as produce habtual costlveness, with all
is;train of evils, sudden diarrhoea, with its lml-
nent dangers. This fact is well known to all reg
ular ANTAGONISTS, who examine the human bowels
after death: and hence the prejudice of these well
informed men against the quack medicines of the
age The second effect ofthe VEGETABLE LIFE
PILLS is to cleanse the kidneys and the bladder,
and by this means, the liver and the lungs the
healthful action ofwhich entirely depends upon the
regularity of the urinary organs. The blood which
takes It's red color from the agency of the liver and
lungs before it passes into the heart being thus pu-
rified by them, and nourished by food coming from
the clean stomach courses freely through the VEINS
renews every part of the system, and triumphanty
mounts the banner ofhealth in the blooming cheek
The following are among the distressing variety
of human diseases,to which the Vegetable Life Pills
are well known TO be infallible-
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the first
and second stomachs, and creating flow of pure
healthy bile, instead of the stale and acrid Kind
-Fatulency, Patpttotion cfMe Heart, Loss Of .ap-