Maumee City express. [volume] (Maumee City, Ohio) 1838-184?, 1838-08-18

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"Ever since last May"
"But it requires oafut absence for thre
years to sustain petition for divorce.
i "Does itq' said the fellow, and his lip
dropped; he crnmmed his hands into his trow
sers, shook his head and muttered-
elbows that; misterr said he: "Did yol
say total abstinence for three years?"
Exactly"
"Well then guess I'll wait SPELL"
And he mizzled. t ..st
| A western editor, learning that Talleyrant
died at his own hotel, inferred from thence
that he was tavern keeper.
The Royal palace at Versailles, thirty mile
from Paris, built by Louis the fourteenth at al
expense of two hundred millions of dollars, il
to be changed into great National Museum
| 0FsPost Masters have an undoubted righ
to destroy Bonds speech. Why2 On thu
ground of self preservation--the first law o
nature. s
Fourteen columns of mortgage sales arr
advertised in Monroe county, Michigan.
1t must certainly be happy country, where
justice is administered SO pentifn!ly.
% The Ohio Statesman is trying its bes
to bolster up "our talented young Senator,
"our young SENATOR" "the Hon. William AL
lem"
He is right; prop up the weak spots if yor
can.
The Cincinnati Republican says that ar.
rangements are in progress for tho shipment Of
the editor of the Ohio Eagle to Cincinnati, tc
conduct the organ of the Loco Focos in tina,
city.
They will have to 60 twice, if they take the
whole of him. .a.
HYDRoPHoBIA.--The papers of this week
record two cases of death by this terrible dis.
ease. This is more misery than all the dogs
in creation could compensate for.
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The editor Of the Manhattan Advertiser
spells the name of the President thus MAI.
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Ah! brother Smead this isn't right. Don't
tlifle with the smallest and second best. 2
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PoP-GUNs AND SMALL BEER FOR ONE AMI
A AHALF.--The Editor of the Toledo Blade has
devoted column to us; we will dedicate d
square to him. He seems to be cutting teeth,
from his disposition to bite, but as those things
are more dangerous to the patients than to
their friends, we do not suffer very much. II
the editor should ever get to be a man, and
will come up and call on us, we will convince
him that he is making great fool of himself.
The Columbus Statesman, has an article
upon the prospects of the loco foco and anti
bank party in Lucas county and triumphantly
points to the doings of a late meeting at Toledo,
over which Daniel Chase, President of The
.Nanhdttan Bank presided, to show that the
people of Lucas are up and doing in opposition
to Banks! tsaf l
REwARD.--Gov. Mason has offered a reward
of five hundred dollars for the discovery of the
persons who placed obstructions upon the line
of the Central railroad. Z.
Principe cigars, Cologne water
and champagne for the Florida war; oysters
for the Exploring Expedition; ice for the Trea-
sury department, ~
Captain Gage, Q fellow who knocked himself
down, cut his own hat, bruised his own face,
and robbed himself at Rochester, has been
smoked. Poor fellow! He fought bled and
died for nothing ,l *
The New Orleans Bulletin proposes to. the
people fthe South, that instead Of expending
millions of dollars at the North every simmer.
they should stay at home and pay their debts
with the money. Thispwould be true econo-
my. nss y WI,
NOVEL MODE OF CLEANING LAND.--The San
dusky Democrat says that the rage for specu-
lation swept over the land, uprootipg the tall,
est oaks and bending the saplings to the Blast.
He must be a sap-ling. go
THE LOST SHEEP, The Democratic papers
are exemplifying the joy that is felt at the re-
pentance Of a sinner, in the hurra they are ma.
king because Gen. jackson has become Pres
byterian. Probably he was atough subject.
PocKETiNe AN INsULr.---A verdict Of " not
guilty of wilfnl insult to this nation'' has been
rendered in Capt. Maryatt's favor at public
dinner given to b;s honor at Cincinnati. We
are inclined to think the jury, if not packed,
must have been pickled at least.