The Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1837-1867, 1838-06-26

| by cleansing the whole length OF the intestnesswith
a solvent process, and without violence all violent
purges leave the bowels costive within two days.
Di0TrhOea and ChOLerG,by removing the sharp acrid
| fluids by which these complaints are occasIoned,
and by promoting the lubrlcatve secretion oil tue
muscus membranes Fe0ers Of all kinds by restor-
ing the blood to a regular circulation, through the
process Of Precipitation in some cases, and the thor
ough solution Of all intestinal distractions in others
The LIFE PILLS have been known to cure Rheu-
m,0tGSm permanently in three weeks, and Goat IN
half that time, by removing local inflammation from
the muscles and gaments of the joints. DropSieS
Of all kinds, by freeing and strengthening the kid
neys and bladder they operate most delightfully."-
on these important organs, and hence have ever
been found certain remedy for the worst eases OF
GrautL. Also, Worms, fromits lodging from the
turnings of the bowels the symy matter to which
these creatures adhere; .AsttnlG dnd Consumption,
by relieving the air vessels of the lungs from the
mucus which even slight colds will occasion (which
if not removed becomes hardened, and produces
those dreadful diseases. Scur0y, Ulcers and in0et-
crate Sores by the perfect purity which these Life
Pills give to the blood and all the humors ScOrbIc
Eruptioas and Bad COmpleGiOnS,by their Alternative
effect upon the fluids that feed the skin, the morbid
state of which occasions all ErUptioe complaints,
Suo1o Cloudy, and other disdgreeabie Compte1tonS.
The use of these Pills for very short time, will eff
feet an entire cure of Salt rheum, ErystpeLas, and
striking Improvement in the CLeGrness Of the SKIN.
Common Colds and Influenza, will always be cured
by one dose, or by two, even in the worst cases.
PHeS,-as a remedy for this most distressing and
obstinate malady, the Vegetable Life Pills deserve
q distinct and emphatic recommendation. 1t IS well
known to hundreds in this city, that the Proprietor
of these invaluable Pills, was himself afflicted with
this complaint for upwards of thirty.toe gears, and
that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed with
in the whole compass of the Materia Medica lie
however, at length, tried the medicine which he
now offers to the public and he was cured in very
short time, after his recovery had been pronounced
not only improbable, but absolutely impossible, by
any human means.
DIRECTIONS FOR USE.-The Proprietor of
the Vegetable Life Pills does not follow the base
and mercenary practice of the quacks the day, IN
adj vsing persons take his Pills in large quantities.
No good medicine can possibly be SO required.
These Pills are be taken at bed time every night,
for week or fortnight according to the obstlnacy
of the disease. The usual dose is from 2 to 3, ac-
cording TO the constitution of the person very del
icate persons should begin with but two and increase
as the nature of the may require; those more
robust, or of very costive habits may begin with
g. aud increase to d, even Pills, and they will
effect sufficiently happy change to guide the pa
tent in their further use. These Pills sometimes
occasion sickness aud vomiting, though very seldom,
unless the stomach is very foul; this, howevermay
be considered favorable symptom, as the patient
will find himself at once relieved, and by persever-
ance will soon recover. They usually operate
within 10 or IL hours, and never give pam, unless
the bowels are very much encountered. They may
be taken by the most delicate females Under any
circumstances-It is, however, recommended, that
those in latter periods ofpregnancy should take but
open: and even may be taken when the patient
is very costve. One pill in solution of two table
spoons full OF water, may be gwen to an infant IN
the following doses-a tea spoon full every two
hours till it operates; for child from to five
wears of age half pil-and from five to ten one pill.
: THE PHGNIX BITTERS, called, be-
cause they possess the power of restoring the ex
pirng embers of health, TO a glowing vigor through
out the constitution las the Phoenix is said to be
stored to life from the ashes of its dissolution,
The Phoenix Btters are entirely vegetable, com
posed of roots found only in certain parts of the
western country which will infallibly cure FEVERS
AND AGUES of all kinds; will never fail to eradi
cate entirely all the effects of MurcurY, infinitely
sooner than the most powerful preparations of Sar
saparra, and will Immediately cure the determin-
alton of BLOOD TO THE HEAD; never failing
in the sickness incident to young females; and will
be found certain remedy In all cases of nervous
debility and aoeakReSS of the most impaired constltu
tons. AS a remedy for Chronic and InfGmmatory
efficacy of the Phoenix Btters will
be demonstrated by the use OF single bottle The
usual dose of these biers is half wine glass full
in water wine, and this quantity may be taken
two three times day. about half an hour before
meals, or less quantity may be taken at all times
To those who afflicted with indigestion after
meals, these btters will prove invaluable, as they
very greatly increase the action of the pncp pal WIS.,
cera help them perform their functions, and en-
able the stomach to discharge into the bowels what
ever is offensive Thus indigestion is easily and
speedily removed appetite restore ID and the mouths
of the absorbent vessels being cleansed nutrition is
facilitated, and strength of body and energy ofmnd
are the happy results. For farther particulars of
MOFFAT'S LIFE PILLS, and PHOENIX BIT
TIERS, apply at Mr.. Motfat's office, No. SAG Broad
way, New York, where the Pills eau be obtained
for IS CENTS SO cents, l Der box and the Bitters
for 81 of So per bottle. G7Numerous certificates
of the wonderful efficacy of both. may be there
spected.
In some obstinate and complicated cases of chron-
ic and inhammatory Rheumatism, Liver Complaints,
Fever and Ague, Dyspepsia, Palsy, Piles, injuries
from the use Of mercury qurine, and other diseases
of long standing, it may be found necessary to take
both the Life Pills and the Phoenix Btters in the
doses before recommended
N. B.-These Pills and Bitters will get all mer-
curry out of the system infinitely faster than the best
preparations of Sarsaparilla and certain reme-
dy for the rushing of blood to the head or all violont
headaches, tic doteureur, &c.-All persons who are
predisposed TO apoplery, palsy, &c, should never
be without the Life Pills or the Bitters for one dose
in time will save life. They equalze the circula-
ton of the blood, draw all pressure from the head,
restore perspiration, and throw off every impurity
by the pores OF the skin 10y
For sale by L. JEWETT, St. Johnsbury.