The Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1837-1867, 1838-01-09

Gentlemen and Ladies, please call ana lahe on
what Goods we have on hand, and new supply
shall be forthcoming. SHEDD & JEWETT
St. Johnsbury Plain, Nov. 1, 1887 l4-u
l7OFF.41'.S LIFE PILLS and PHOENIX
BIIIERS.
MA CONTRAST. ALL nations, from the re-
hottest ages have had ships, but Columbus only
f,und out the way to America. Before the time of
the great Spanish navigator, people were only en-
ablcd to paddle about the shores. Just so with the
Life Medicines. 1t is but two short years since
first ventured upon an unknown ocean, ana l nave
discovered the precious object was Ill search OIL
HEALTH. Vegetable medicines were indeed
known when l commenced my search, but their
use was not BY the of them, have not only
passed from the detected invalidt to the hale, hearty
and active man Of business, but, comparatively
speaking, have renewed my youth can thus
with coidcnce in my own experience, advise with
, ,%g the VEGETABLE LIFE MEDICINES are
suitable to his own case? have on file at my ohce
$40 Broadway hundreds of letters from some OF the
most respectable citizens of this my native land
voluntarily offered in testimony of the virtues OF "A
GOOD VEGETABLE MEDICINE.
Persons whose constitutions have been nearly ru-
med by all-infallible neutrality-suspicious. OF the
day, Will bear me witness, that the Lie Medicines,
and such only, are the truc course to permanent
good health JOHN MOFFAT.
| GENERAL REMARKS RELATIVE TO MoFFAT's LIFE
PILLS AND POENIX BITTERS.
These medicines have long been known and APP
preclated, for their extraordinary and immediate
powers of restoring perfect health,t persons suffer
ing under nearly every kind of disease to which the
| human frame is liable.
In many hundreds of certificated instances they
have even rescued sufferers from the very verge of
an unmely grave, after all the deceptive nostrums
of the day have utterly failed; and to many thou
sands they have permanently secured that uniform
enjoyment of health, without which life itself is
but partial blessing. So great, indeed, has their
efficacy invariably and n!alby proved, that it has
appeared scarcely less than miraculous to those
who were unacqlainted with the beautifully philo-
sophcal principles upon which they are compound
ed, and upon which they consequently act. 1t was
to their manifest and sensible action in purifying
the springs and channels of life and enduing them
with renewed tone and vigor, that they were in
debted for their name, which was bestowed upon
them at the spontaneous request OF several lndlvid-
uals whose lives they had obviously saved.
The proprietor rejoces in the opportunity afford
ed by the universal dffnsion of the daily press, for
placing this VEGETABLE LIFE PILLS within
the knowledge and reach Of every individual in
the community Unlike the host of pernicious
quackeres which boast ofvegetable ingredients, the
Life Pills are purely and SOLELY VEGETABLE, and
containing neither Mercury, Anthony, Arsenic,
nor any other mineral in any form whatever. They
are entirely composed of extracts from and
powerful plants the virtues of which, though long
known to several Indian tribes, and recently to
some eminent pharmaceutical chemists, alto
gether unknown to the ignorant pretenders to med
ical sciences and were never before administered in
so happily elicacious combination.
Their first operation is to loosen from the coats
of the stomach and bowels, the various impurities
and crudities constantly settling around them; and to
remove the fEces which collect in the convo lutIons
of the small lntestines. Other medicines only par
TALLY cleanse these and leave such collected masses
behind, as to produce habitua costIveness with all
its train of evils sudden diarrhoea with its imi
nent dangers. This fact is well known 20 all reg
ular anatomsts, who examine the human bowels
after DEATH and hence the prejudice of these well
informed men against the quack medicines of the
age. The second effect ofthe VEGETABLE LIFE
PILLS Is to cleanse the kidneys and the bladder
and by this means, the liver and the lungs the
healthtul action of which entirely depends upon the
regularity of the urinary organs The blood which
takes ITS red color from the agency of the liver and
lungs before it passes into the heat being thus MI
rIhed by them, and nourshed by food coming from
the clean stomach, courses freely through the veins
renews every part of the system, and trumphantlv
mounts the banner of health in the blooming cheek
The following among the distressing variety |
OF human diseases,to which the Vegetable Life Pills
are we'll known to be intlllibIe:-
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the first
ana second stomachs, and creating a flow of pure
healthy bile, instead of the stale and acrid Kind
PdlpttdtiOn Of tile Heart Loss of an
pe"te, Heart-0nTn and Hcad-acho, RestIessncss ill.,
temper, .7n1tety, LaRguOr, and MeLanchoty which
are the general symptoms ofDyspepsla will vanish,
as natural consequence of its cure. Costireness
by cleansing The whole length OF the intestines!witb
soVent process, and without violence: all violent
Purges leave Inc bowels cosve within two davs
Otarrh0e" and thotera by removing the sharp acrid
luIdS ny Whlch these complaints are accustomed
md by promoting the lubricatve secretion nc 49,,
nuscus membrance. Feoers Of all kinds bv restnr1
ng the blood to a regular circulation. thr0uah H.
process OF persplration in cases. and the tbor
ugh solution of all Intestinal distractions in otbar
The LIFE PILLS have been known tn cnro pL