Maumee City express. [volume] (Maumee City, Ohio) 1838-184?, 1838-09-29

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In the state of New York, the Wings have
nominated William H. Seward for Governor
and Luther Bradish for Lieut.. Governor.
We copy the following from the Bufalonian
a three penny by 9 of some sprightliness.--
We don't know what point upon the Maumee
the six bottles went from; but as the letter ac-
companying them is signed "Toledo, Maumee
and Manhattan" we take it there were two
bottles apiece from each. 1t may be a moo,
point which place has the honor of furnishing
the bottle that killed the cat and shivered the
devil. We shouldn't like to say positively tha,
1t want taken from the mouth of Swan Greek.
However that may be, if the editor of the
Buffalonian should have occasion hereafter to
obtain few bottles more decidedly poisonous
to the denizens of Buffalo, we confidently re-
commend him to send to the Welland Canal.
That's the most ulhealthy channel to Buffalo
we wot of.
I VILE CONSPIRACY TO PoIsoN THE EDITOR
OF THE BuFFALoNiAN.--Seldom, in the course
of human events, are we called upon to record
SO base an outrage as has been attempted upon
the health, and perhaps the life of the editor Of
this paper. 1t is with feelings ofthe most pain
full character that we give publicity TO the de-
tails of this horrid conspiracy. ,as..t
It is known to most of our readers, that in
our "Trip to tile West" regardless of our
own personal snfety, and intent only upon their
qualification, we dared the noxous efluvia of
the Maumec Riyer--dared its tefFible masma,
and despite the fevers and agues, which we
felt lowering in the air about US despite the
glimmering tapers that shone in almost every
house, like the warning bencons of disease and
death-despite the sallow, cadaverous, and al
most ghost like appearance of the few remain
ing inhabitants. stayed two nights at, Toledo. 4
Our constitution triumphed over the effects
of the climate, and we came away unsmitten by
the dread destroyer. Since that time, the
most violent and abusive paragraphs--some of
them evidently written in fit of the ague, have
appeared in the papers, published on the banks
of this terrible river, because we did not risk
our precious life, by going father into the in
terror. ,......-.. 4 .....lss,., M
Disappointed in the expectation that these
violent Maumee fever paragraphs. would use
us up, these horrid conspirators have tried an
other expedient. Yesterday, on going to the
office, we found a large box directed "To the
Editor of the Buffalonian--G -Glass--this sldeup
with care" On the end was marked, to allay
any suspicion, g Superior Lemon Syrup."-
We opened it, and found six large bottles, cork
ed, sealed with red sealing wax, stamped with
an M. and labelled 'Maumee Water, A. No. L.
Accompanying this, was the following let
ter. u .,. ... x, go.
To The Editor Of he Bnfaloniaa: s5x 5s
DEAR SIR-Believing that your journey thro'
the West, and especially through our own vici-
nifty, may have in a slight Gegree impaired
those energies whica have SO long rendered
you the admiration ofthe world, and especial
ly ofthat beautiful secondary terrestrial forma-
ton known as the ladies', we take the liberty
to present you q few bottles of the Maumee
water, long known and celebrated for its quali-
ties in repairing the functions ofthe inner indi-
vidual, when worn and attenuated with over
exertion Of the untiring and heaven. enlightened
mind. Youwil, therefore, receive these as tes-i
timonials of our pure and unadulterated admi-
ration Of your noble qualities-qualitie as pure
as the golden and limpid element we send you
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