The Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1837-1867, 1838-07-24
MOFF.AI"S LIFE PILLS and PHOENIX
BITTERS


.MOFF.4I"S LIFE PILLS and PHOENIX
BII'TERS.
TPA CONTRAST. All nations, from the re-
motest ages have had ships, but Columbus only
found out the way America. Before the time oi
the great Spanish navigator, people were only en-
abled TO paddle about the shores Just so wild the
Life Medicines. 1t is but two short years since
first ventured upon unknown ocean, ana nave
discovered the precious object was in search OIL
HEALTH. Vegetable medicines were indeed
known when l commenced my search, but their
use was not BY the of them, have not only
PASSED from the detected invalidto the hale hearty
and active man Of business, but, comparatively
speaking, have renewed my youth can thus,
with cofidence in my own experience, advise win
nv fellow citizens. Does the reader want PROOF
that the VEGETABLE LIFE MEDICINES are
suitable to his own case? have file at my othce,
SAC Broadw hundreds of letters from some OF the
most respectable citizens of this my native land
voluntarily offered in testimony OF the virtues OF
GOOD VEGETABLE MEDICINE.
Persons whose constitutions have been nearly ru-
med by tn" nfallble' neutrality-suspicious. OF the
day will bear Witness that the Lille Medicines,
GOOD health. JOHN MOFFAT.
GENERAL REMARKS RELATIVE TO MoFFAT S LIFE
PILLS AND PDENIx BITTERs.
These medicines have long been known ana ap-
| preclated for their extraordinary ana iniueoia'e
mowers of restoring perfect heah,o persons suffer
ING under nearly every kind of disease to which the
human frame is liable.
| In MANY hundreds OF certlncaleu lHStduces, they
have even rescued sufferers from the very verge OF
an untmely grave after all the deceptive nostrums
of the day have utterly failed; and to many thou.
sands they have permanently secured that uniorml
enjoyment of health, without when ire ltselt IS
but partial blessing. So great indeed, has their
efficacy invariably and ip!aibly proved, that 1t has
appeared scarcely less than miraculous TO nose
who were unacquainted with the beautifully phlio-
sophcal principle upon winch they are comPou
ed, and upon which they consequently act. 1t was
TO their manifest and sensible action In purifying
the springs and channels of life, and endung them
with renewed tone and vgor, that they were IN
debted for their name, which was bestowed upon
them at the spontaneous request OF several lndlVid-
I uas whose lives they had obviously saved. .
The proprietor reoices in the opportunity afford
ed by the universal dfnson of the daily press, Tor
placing this VEGETABLE LIFE PILLS within
the knowledge and reach of every individual IN
the community. Unlike the host of pernicious
quackeriea hich boast vegetable ingredents,the
Life Pills are purely and SOLELY VEGETABLE, and
containing neither Mercury, Anthony, Arsenic,
nor any other mineral lin any form Whatever. They
are entirely composed of extracts from rare and
powerful plants, the virtues OF which, though long
known to several Indian tribes, and recently to
some eminent pharmaceutical chemists, are alto
gether unknown to the ignorant pretenders to med
ical science; and never before administered in
SO happily efficacous combination.
Their first operation is to loosen from the coats
of the stomach and bowels. the various impurities
and crudtes constantly settling around them; and to
remove the fEces which collect in the outIons
of the small intestines. Other medicines, only par
tialv cleanse these and leave such collected masses
behind as to produce habtual costveness, with all
its train of evils sudden diarrhoea with its imi-
nent dangers This fact is we'll known to all reg
ular anatomsts, who examine the human bowels
after DEATH and hence the prejudice of these well
informed men against the quack medicines of the
AGE The second effect ofthe VEGETABLE LIFE
PILLS is to cleanse the kidneys and the bladder,
and by this means, the liver and the lungs, the
, heatlful action of which entirely depends upon the
regularity of the urinary organs. The blood which
takes its red color from the agency of the liver and
lungs before it passes into the heaIt being thus pu-
> rifed bv them and nourshed by food coming from
the clean stomach courses freely through the veins
renews every part OF the system, and triumphanty
mounts the banner of health in the blooming cheek
The following among the distressing variety
of human diseases,to which the Vegetable Life Pills
are well known to be infallibe:-
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the frs
and second stomachs and creating flow of pure
1t healthy bile, instead of the stale and acrd kind
e-Flatalency PalpitatiOn Of the Heart, Loss Of ap
;, Matte Heartburn and Headache RestlesSnesS, I'LL
e temper, Anaiety Languor, and Melancholy which
D are the general ynptoms ofDyspepsla will vanish
as n natural consequence of its CoStiUeneSs
bv cleansing the whole length of the intestnesIwitl
= solvent process, and without violence; all vioen
purges leave the bowels costive within two days
DinTrboea and Cholera, by removing the sharp acr
y fluids by which these complaints are occasioned
II and by promoting the lubricative secretion of tn
y musctIs membrance. FeUers of all kinds by restoI
ing the blood to regular circulation, through tn
process of perspraton in some cases, and the thoI
ough solution of all intestinal distinctions in other:
The LIFE PILLS have been known to Rhea
qnatism permanently in three weeks, and Govt j
9. half that time by removing local Inflammation fror
, the muscles and igaments of the joints. Dr0Pst6
= of all kinds, by freeing and strengthening the kit
neys and bladder; they operate most delightful