Maumee express. [volume] (Maumee City, Ohio) 1837-1838, 1838-05-12
$50 tremendously disproportionatc TO
its quality. He sayssA wM
1.-THE subliIncst bore Ii creation is

its quality. He sayss ww
"The subliFaest bore ID creation is
your man q ninth rate iatellect, who.l
smitten with the love Of his own voice,
inAiets his wish-washy stuff on every un-
fortunate ipdiyidualswho can claim blood
kin to JOB"
There IS no mistake in this ! A stream
Of mental dish-water, pouring its floods
from The tasked brain Of some laborious
proser, who thinks he has never dischar-
gedahis duty to you, ill he has poured
forth the whole contents Of his mental
water.skip upon you, is. if not sublime,
only .,one step sfrom'it. My friends,
lie YOU meet with man Of this stamp,
shun him as you would a mad dog; if
he approaches, take TO your heels, lest
be drop an ocean of his SLAYER upon
you if heseize you by the button, sac
riice il, II he corner you, bear it silent
ly, andif he stop for breath, say not q
word. for he will seize.it as q cue and 60
ON in a new channel, stronger d fercer;
and as a last resource, 60 10 sleep, or
pretend to'do so, as soon as you can.
lathe first Kiss" a tale, isvery pref
t;fv told g-
,l4,s |" lt's,of a sailor and hisilass,H loIsi
and holdeth forth as follows ;I,w q iaaw
"Susan, let's get spliced.s
"Well, John, who shat. shat. splice rs ?"
"Sue FL lsvks eyes were as bright
as heart-water could make them-"PT.
son Shepherds true blue, and no skulk-
er." He never payed out a line to the
Devil, since he's been steering yonder
life-boat and he always throws his net
on the right side Of the ship. He'll tie
our painters together, Sue,in knot
that Davy Jones himself can't unite. -
Say the word, and III bear away with
dispatches for commission as COM
mander of this little craft, Susan, that
shall never run out. What say to Par
son Shepherd" 'laF.t 9 ,,- -r W
y OF the remaining papers Of the Hes.
perian, and Of the q Rival Whiskers,"'
and the incidents of the debate upon
the act of incorporation Of the "Potato
Bug Company" shall they not be writ
ten in future number Of the Maumee
Express. slsIga..aa e4.e, d an1ul hnu
BALTIMoRE ELEcrroN. N.--Ano,her Wing
victory, another rush to the head wa
ters of the Salt River, has taken place.
In the District formed blythe city of Bal
timore, and the county Of Anne Arundel,
John r. Kennedy. a firm Wing has been
elected to Congress, in the place of the
late Isaac ,McKim, deceased by anna
iority of nearly nine hundrcd.,saThis dis
trict has for years, given large MAORI.
ties for the Administration. Mr.. Kene--
dy is a man cf talents, and the author p o. Of
several, popular works. sssIg Sos4 a,,s
soWe understand, that The Board ofCa-
nal Fund Commissioners in this state.
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have affected a loan onthe credit Of the
state. of one million, three hundred thou.
sand dollars,ifor the purpose Of carry
ins on the public works Of the state. p
William Wall Esq, member of the
late Board ofpublic works, has been APP
pointed Resident Engineer,5 upon 50
much Of the line ofthe Wabash and Erie
Canal. as lies between the Head of the
Rapids and the State line, and has al
ready entered Upon The duties Of his Of
.s.1usg SRO .s6JShaGi aloNN ti9gl Jr"i
ppfcee' 'eni Aa.s .nM bag bahnAaE zgv aarn
aThe editor Of tie Toronto Patriot,
having his Ire stirred at the employment
Of Yankee 10 navigate British dredg1
ing, ,maehino,i sayssr4+t.S.:Haxe wetnot
cnodghofl Yankees, that they must be
invited here TO take the breadlout of the
mouths Of ouf Veteran seanenal 'Shamel
ShameLl Shame We. hope also, that
the proper authorities,willi ediaselgI
turn their artentiont oriddingythe conns
try Of Yankee Schoolmasters.fh sfiI !. Se
idopSt the 3 sch 0ofmastsf 3 will abe
obliged v gosa abroad ! at abe command and