The Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1837-1867, 1838-11-06

ted by loud talking, stopped snort, When W.,
| man. eager for the honor of the sex, arose and
said sYour reverence, it is not among u.s. so
much the better answered the priest 1T will be
sooner over
and second stomachs and creating flow OF pure
! healthy bile instead of the stale and acrld kind;
! = Eyoiuyeary Plantation 0fhe Heart, Loss o. up
Detitc Heartburn nnd Head-ache fcsHesSneSs, ~
! temper, Anaicty, LanguoT, and me1"mc"oIy' Wi;IIh
are the genera symptoms o. dyspepsia" W.,
MS n natural consequence of its cure. Cos@0e"esS
NV cIennsinq tho whole length the lntestnes WIN
solvent process and without violence; all Vl0ehl
purpes leave the bowels costive within TWO days
Dj0yyh0ea aud Choerd,b by removing the sharp acfa
fluids by which these complaints are occhslohea'
and nv promoting the lubrcative secretion OF the
musc0s membrunce. FeoerS OF dlt ht"dS'py restp'-
iug The blood to regular cWculnGon, through t"o
process Of pefspraton.n some cases, ana inc NOR
ouol solution of ali Intestinal distractions IN others
The LIFE PILLS have been known 10 cure h'sct''
motism permanently in three weeks, ana "o%s ~
half that time, by removing local inflammation fo'"
tho muscles and ligamenIs OF the joints. DfdPStoS
IF all Ei09s by lrcning and Strengthening the kiG-
IneVa and bladder; they opernte most dellghuui(;
on these important organs, ard hence nave ever
been found ceruin remedy for the worst Gdses oi
Gr0oet Also W0rm1S. rouis lodging nom the
urnngs of he bowels the siymy matter to Wl'1n
these creatures adhere; asthma and c0nSamP't9"'
by relieving the air vessels OF the lungs fi"ih me
mucus, which even slight colds viii occaSon iwhch
if not removed becomes hardened, and produces
those dreadful Diseases, SCur1y, Ulcers and met
crate Sores by The perfect purity which these Lie
Pills give to the blood, and all the humors; Scorouf1f
EruptionS and Bad COmptcrjORs,by their Alternative
effect upon the fluids that feed he skin, The morbid
state of which occasions all ErHptioe comPt0tHfs,
SajIOqo, CiOudy, and other diSagteea6Le onPie10h>
Tie use of these Pills for very short time will ef-
feet an entire Of salt rhGum, EryStpelaS, and
striking Improvement i'll the CteGrneSs Of ute S6|n
Common Colds and Influenza, will always be cured
by one dose, or by two, even IN the worst cases,
Pucs,-as remedy for this most distressing and
obstinate malady, the Vegetable Lite PIls deserve
II distinct and emphatic recommendation. 1t well
known TO hundreds in this city, that the Proprietor
of these invaluable Pills, himself afflicted with
this complaint for upwards of H1ty,tre gears, aud
that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed with
in the whole compass of the Ma,era Medica lie
however, at length, tried the medicine which he
now offers to the public and he cured in very
short time, after his recovery had been pronounced
not only improbable, but absolutely impossible, by
any human means.
DIRECTIONS FOR USE.-The Proprietor of
the Vegetable Life Pills does not follow the base
and mercenary practice oft the quacks OF the day. in
advising persons take his Pills in large quantities.
No good medicine possibly be required
These Pills are to be taken bed time every night
for week fortnight, according To The obstinacy
of the disease. The usual dose is from tO5, ac
cording the constitution of the person. Very del
icate persons should begin with but and increase
the nature of the case may require; those more
robust, or of very costive habits, may begin with
3, and increase TO 4, Pills, and they will
effect n sufficiently happy change to guide the pa
tient in their further use These Pills sometimes
occasion sickness and vomiting though very seldom,
unless the stomach is very foul; this, however,nay
be considered favorable symptom, as the patient
will Ii nd himself at ouce relieved, and by perSever-
ance will soon They usually operate
within 10 or IL hours, and never give pain, unless
the bowels are very much encumbered IhCy may
be taken by The most delicate females Under any
circumstances. is, however, recommended, that
those in latter periods ofpregnancy should take but
one a time aud then continue To keep tho bowels
open: and even two may be taken VIII en- the patient
flnn Mill "a ,lnp DI tNynt tab
spoons full oi water, may be given to infant IN
the following doses--a tea spoon full every TWO
hours till it operates; for child from one TO five
years of half pill-and from FIVE ten one pill
! THE PHOENIX BITTERS, are so called, be-
cause they possess the power of restoring the eX
pirng ,embers ofhealth, to glowing vigor through
out the constitution ,as the Phoenix is said he
stored to life from the ashes of its dissolution
The Phoenix Biters entirely vegetable, COM
posed of roots found only in certain parts OF the
western country, which will inialiby cure FEW ERS
AND AGUES of all kinds will never fail to eradi
cate entirely all the effects of Murcury, infinitely
sooner than the most powerful preparations of Sar
saparrilla and will Immediately cure the dc;ermn.
alton of BLOOD TO THE HEAD; never failing
in The sickness incident to young females; and will
he found certain remedy in all cases of 5crroaS
deJty and seeakneSs the most impaired constitn-
tionS. As a remedy for Chronic aad iIfGmmat0ry
Rheumatism, the efficacy of the Phoenix Bitters Will
be demonstrated by the Of Il single bottle. The
usual dose of these bitterS is half wine glass full
in water wine, and this quantity may be taken
two three times a day, about half an honr before
meals, or less quantity may be iuken at all times.
To those who afflicted with Indigestion after
meals. these bittcrs viii prove Invaluable, they
vely greatly increase the action OF the principal Wis
ezra, help them to perform their functions, and en-
able The stoniach TO discharge into the bowels what
ever is offensive Thus indigestion is easily and
speedily removed, appetite restored and the mouths
Of The absorbent vessels being ceansed nurit9n ls
iaciGtajed aud strength OF body and energy otmnG
are the happy results For farther partcuias OF,
MOFFAT'S LIFE PILLS, and PHI QEENIA BIT