The Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1837-1867, 1838-12-04


mounts the banner of health in the blooming cheek
The following are among the distressing varIet,
of human diseases,t to which the Vegetable Life Pill
are well known 10 be infallible:-
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the ars
and second stomachs, and creating flow of pure
healthy bile, instead of the stale and acrld KIND
-Flafulency, Patpitation Of the Heart, Loss Of Up
Det;te Hsayi-burn and Headache, RestLessness, HL
temper, .4naiety, LanguOr, and .MeLanch0ty, which
are the general symptoms of Dyspepsla,w vanish
as natural consequence of its cure: Costsoeness
by cleansing the whole length OF the intestneslwti
solvent process, and without violence; all Vioieh
purges leave the bowels costive within Two DAYS
DiarrAoea and Cholera, by removing tho sharp acro
fluids by which these complaints are occasioned
and by promoting the lubrlcanve sectetlon OF .me
musc1s membrance. FeDerS Of all kinds by restor-
ing the blood to a regular circulation, through the
process of perspiration in some cases, ana the ,or
ough solution of all intestinal distractions IN DINERS
| The LIFE PILLS have been known to cure hhen-
natiSm permanently in three weeks, and cont In
half that time, by removing local inflammation rom
the muscles and lgaments OF the joints DT0PSteS
Of all Kinds, by freeing and strengthening the K,u-
news and bladder they operate most delightfully."-,
on these important organs, and hence nave ever
been found a certain remedy for the worst cases OF
Grooel. Also Worms, fromits lodging from the
turnings Of the bowels the slymy matter to which
these creatures adhere; Asthma and Consumption,
by relieving the air vessels of the lungs from the
mucus, which even slight colds will occasion, winch
if not removed becomes hardened, and produces
those dreadful diseases. ScurUy Ulcers and Inoet-
crate Sores by the perfect purity which these Life
Pills give to the blood and all the humors Sc0r6utsc
Eruptions, and Bad COmpLeGi9nSby their Alternative
effect upon the fluids that feed the skin, the morbid
state of which occasions all Eruptire complaints,
SaIOao CL0udy and other diSGgreed6te tOmpte1tons
The use of these Pills for very short time, will eff
feet an entire of Salt rheum. ETys'peLaS, and
striking improvement in the CtedTnGSS Of he SIAN
Common Colds and Influenza, will always be cured
by one dose, by two, even i'll the worst cases.
PHeS,-as u remedy for this most distressing and
obstinate malady, the Vegetable Life Pills deserve
FnfIn
known to hundreds in this city, that the Proprietor
of these invaluable Pills. was himself afflicted with
this complaint for upwards of thiyty.ttoe years, and
that no tried in vain every remedy prescribed with
in the whole compass of the Materia Medica. lie
however, at length, tried the medicine which he
now offers to the public and he was cured IN very
short time, after his recovery had been pronounced
not only improbable, but absolutely impossible, by
any human means.
DIRECTIONS FOR USE.-The Proprietor of
the Vegetable Life Pills does not follow the base
and mercenary practice of the quacks Of the day IN
advising persons to take his Pills in Large quantities.
No good medicine can possibly be so required
These Pills to be take al bed time every night,
for a week or fortnight, according to the obstnacy
of the disease The usual dose is from 2 10 s, ac-
cording the constitution of the person. Very del
persons should begin with but two and increase
Us the nature of the case may requires those more
robust, or of very costive habits, may begin with
3, and increase To A, even Pills, and they will
effect sufficiently happy change to guide the pa
tent in their further use These Pills sometimes
I'll
unless the stomach is very foul; this, however,may
be considered favorable symptom, as the patient
will find himself at relieved and by persever-
ance will recover. They usually operate
within 10 or ~ hours, and never give pain, unless
the bowels very much encumbered Ihey may
be taken by the most delicate females Under any
circumsta nces.-It is, however, recommended, that
those in latter periods of pregnancy should take but
one a time and then continue to keep the bowels
OPEN and even two may be taken when the patient
is very costive One pill in solution of two table
spoons full of water, may be given to an infant IN
the following doses-a tea spoon full every two
hours till it operates; for child from one to five
years of half piland from five to ten ,one pill
THE PHOENIX BITTERS, are so called, be-
cause they possess the power of restoring the ex-
piring embers of health, to glow ing vgor through
out the constitution as the Phoenix is said be
stored to life from the ashes of its own dissolution
The Phoenix Bitters entirely vegetable, com
posed Of roots found only in certain parts OF the
western country, (which will infalliby cure FEVERS
AND AGUES of all kinds; will never fail to eradi-
cate entirely all the effects of NJ urcury, infinitely
sooner than the most powerful preparations of Sar
saparrilla ant, will Immediately cure the determin-
alton of BLOOD TO THE HEAD; never falling
in the sickness incident - yoEng temaes and Will
be found certain remedy in all eases OF neroo"s
debility and aoeakness of the most impaired constitu-
tons. As a remedy for Chronic and InfamDs@tory
Rheumatism the efficacy of the Phoenix Btters will
be demonstrated by the use of single bottle. The
usual dose of these bters is half wine glass full
in water or wine, and this quantity may be taken
two three times day, about half an hour before
meals, or less quantity may be taken at all times.
To those who afflicted with indigestion after
meals, these bitters will prove invaluable, as they
very greatly increase the action of the principal WIS.,
cera, help them to perform their functions, and en-
able the stomach to discharge into the bowels what
is offensive. Thus indigestion is easily and
speedily removed, appetite restore, ID and the mouths
Of the absorbent vessels being ceansed, nutrition is
facilitated, and strength of body and energy ofmind
are the happy results. For farther particulars of
MOFFAT'S LIFE PILLS, and PHOENIX BIT
TIERS, apply at MIR. Moflats office, No SAG Broad
way, New York, where the Pills can be obtained
for % cents, so cents, Der box; and the Biters
for 81 of So per bottle. 10 Numerous certificates
of the wonderful efficacy of both. may be there III
spected. . . ...
In some obstinate and complicated cases of cchron-
ic and nhammatory Rheumatism Liver Complaints,
Fever and Ague, Dyspepsia, Palsy, Piles, injuries
from the use Of mercury qai,nine, and other diseases
both the Life Pills and the Phoenix Bitters, in the
doses before recommended.
N. B.--These Pills and Bitters will get all mer-
curv infinitely faster than the best