The Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1837-1867, 1838-05-22

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as natural consequence of its cure. COsti0enesS,
by cleansing the whole length ofthe intestnesiwith
a solvent process, and without violence; all violent
purges leave the bowels costive within two DAYS
DGrrhoeG and CholeTG,b by removing the sharp acrid
fluids by which these complaints are occasloned,
and by promoting the lubricative secretion of the
muscus membrance. Fevers Of all kinds by restor-
ing the blood to regular circulation, through the
process of perspraton in some cases, and the thor
ough solution Of all intestinal distractions in Others
The LIFE PILLS have been known to cure Rheu
matism permanently in three weeks and G0ut in
half that time, by removing local Inflammation from
the muscles and ligaments of the joints. DrOpSicS
Of all kinds, by freeing and strengthening the kid
neys and bladder; they operate most delightfully."-
on these important organs, and hence have ever
been found certain remedy for the worst cases of
! GrdUeL. Also, Worms, fromits lodging from the
turnings of the bowels the slymy matter to which
these creatures adhere; .AsthmG and Consumption,
by relieving the air vessels of the lungs from the
mucus which even slight colds will occasion, which
| if not removed becomes hardened, and produces
those dreadful diseases. SCuroy Ulcers and huet-
erate Sores, by the perfect purity which these Life
Pills give the blood, and all the humors SCorbutic
Eruptions, and Bad Compilations by their Alternative
effect upon the fluids that feed the skin, the morbid
state of which occasions all Erupti0e complaints,
Saloao CLoudy, and other diS0gr eeabLe OmpLcriOns
The of these Pills for very short time, will eff
feet an entire cure of Salt rheum, ErySipeias and
striking improvement in the CeGrneSS Of the skin.
Common Colds and Influenza, will always be cured
by dose, or by two, even in the worst cases.
obstinate maIady, the Vegetable Life Pills deserve
distinct and emphatic recommendation. 1t is well
known 10 hundreds in this city, that the Proprietor
of these invaluable Pills. himself afflicted with
this complaint for upwards of MutyfUe gears and
that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed with
in the whole compass Of the Materia Medica. He
however, at length tried the medicine which he
now offers to the pubicand he was cured in very
short time, after his recovery had been pronounced
not only improbable, but absolutely impossible, by
any human means.
DIRECTIONS FOR USE.-The Proprietor of
the Vegetable Life Pills does not follow the base
and merconary practice of the quacks fthe day, in
advising persons to take his Pills in large quantities.
No good medicine can possibly be required.
These Pills are to be taken at bed time every night,
for week or fortnight, according to the obstinacy
of the disease The usual dose is from to S.
cording the constitution of the person. Very del
cate persons should begin with but two and increase
the nature of the case may require; those more
robust, or of very costive habits, may begin with
3, and increase TO a, or even Pills, and they will
effect sufficiently happy change to guide the pa
tent in their further use. These Pills sometimes
occasion sickness and vomiting though very seldom,
unless the stomach is very foul; this however may
be considered favorable symptom, as the patient
will find himself at once relieved, and by persever-
ance will soon recover. They usually operate
within &c or II hours, and never give pain, unless,
the bowels very much encountered. They may
be taken by the most delicate females Under any
is, however, recommended, that
those in latter periods ofpregnaney should take but
one at time land then continue to keep the bowels
open: and even two may be taken when the patient
is very costve. One pill in solution of two table
spoons full of water, may be given to an infant
the following doses--a tea spoon full every two
hours till it operates; for child from one to five
years of age half pill-and from five ten ,one pill
THE PHOENIX BITTERS, are so called, be-
cause they possess the power of restoring the ex-
pring embers of health, 10 glowing vigor through
put the constitution ,as the Phoenix is said be
stored to life from the ashes of its own dissolution.
The Phoenix Bitters are entirely vegetable, com
posed Of roots found only in certain parts of the
western country, which will nallibly cure FEVERS,
AND AGUES of all kinds; will never fail to oradi-
cate entirely all the effects of Murcury infinitely
sooner than the most powerful preparations OF Sar-
SaparrlIa, and will Immediately cure the determln-
alton of BLOOD TO THE HEAD; never falling
n the sickness incident to young females; and will
De found certain remedy in all cases of
debility and aocakneSS the most impaired constitu
lions. As a remedy for Chronic and IntlammatOry
the efficacy of the Phoenix Bitters will
be demonstrated by the use of single bottle. The
usual dose of these bters is hafa wine glass full,
in water or wine, and this quantity may be taken
two or three times day, about half an hour before
meals, or II less quantity may be taken at all times.
To those who afflicted with indigestion after
meals, these btters will prove Invaluable, rs they
very greatly increase the action OF the principal VS.
cera, help them to perform their functions, and en-
able the stomach to discharge into the bowels what
ever is offensive. Thus indigestion is easily and
speedily removed appetite restore d and the mouths
Of the absorbent vessels being ceansed, nutrition is
and strength of body and energy ofmind
are the happy results. For farther particulars of
MOFFAT'S LIFE PILLS, and PHI CEENIX BIT
TERS apply at Mr.. Moifats office, No. SAG Broad
way, ew-York, where the Pills can be obtained
or % cents 80 cents or S. Der box; and the Bitters
or 81 of So per bottle. G5Numerous certificates
IF the wonderful efficacy of both. may be there IN
spected
In obstinate and complicated cases of chrou-
C and infammatory Rheumatism Liver Complaints,
Fever and Ague, Dyspepsia, Palsy, Piles, injuries
from the use Of mercury quenine and other diseases
IF long standing, it may be found necessary to take
both the Life Pills and the Phoenix Btters, in tho
doses before recommended.
N. B.-These Pills and Bitters will get an mer-
curry the system infinitely faster than the pest
preparations of Sarsaparilla, and certain RENE
iv for the rushing ofbtood to Tie head or all 0iotent
teadachestic doaiettreur, &c.-All persons who are
predisposed apopzery, palsy, &c, should never
be without the Life Pills or the Bitterso one dose
IN time will save life. They equalze the crcula-
on of the blood, draw all pressure from the head,
restore nerspration and throw off everY-impurity