Morning herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1837-1840, 1838-03-20
NO. s5o.

FicroRIAsA.-The only subject of neruanept inte-
rest of qualification TO high and low
rcnand poor IN England, is found in every thing relating
10 the yoathiui Queen. her person. and habits News.
paper writers are compelled cater for bis and
iudicrous enough are their efforts to invest the re ,on;
with novelty As the subject will necessarily he nc
cePtabe TO our fair friends, Irvine together Soma az
these wild flowers of the London satirical a. b
show that in England, rank however exalted no
person. however sacred escape the shafts Of public
writer's and that there is nothing but what is looked
upon as fair game, both by the public, and the parties
themselves who are the subjects ofthe satire
In the present case, it is her Most Gracious and
Sacred Majesty Queen Victoria, who is shewn up
LORD ELPHISsroSE's REcALL-It has been an
nounced that Lord Ephinstone is about retursng from
Madras the reason for his recall we must leave our
readers TO guess and think there will be no difficult
ty about it, 1t srumored that certain exalted person
age sent his lordshp autograph letter. which has
greatly disconnected the Cabinet His Lordship will
arrive before her Majesty coronation at which new
Office Will be expressly created The Ministers, we
suspect will find young girl difficult to manage as
an cid man the vivacy Of youth proves perplexng
as the obstnacy age The question our hereditary
government will shortly be agtated as well as thar Of
our hereditary legislation since it quite certain that
the King OF Hanover knowing his chance Of
even should he survive the Queen, to be extremely
doubtful will stir up his party in this country to protest
against her Maesys free choice. The sooner the time
comes the better.
THE ORDER OF MERIr-Her Majesty is about To
institute new order, since thank heaven she is
the mead OF the Hanoveran order II is to be called
The Order of Merit; = and is be conferred on civ
ans as well as those belonging the naval and military
services The following parties have been mentioned
to as as likely TO be distinguished by her Majesty:
To Lord Byron, for his uRrufiled patience as q Lord
in Waiting; he having been frequently seen to stand
three hours behind her Majesty chair fixed and i'm
movable as the Monument
To the Honorable Colonel Cavends for the COM
handing manner In which he invariably calls her Ma
jesys carriage and for his promp,tude in lowering the
steps.
To Lady Barham for her accomplished elegance in
tying her majesy's pnafore and for her skill in
drawing the little chase used by her Majesty when
| taking private airing.
| To Lord Pamerston for his taste in millinery and
valentines and for the delicate manner in which he re-
cites sentimental poetry.
To Lord John Russell for his astonishing ability in
playing at hunt the slipper" and setting riddles
which nobody solve but himself
To Sir George Quentin for his talent in backing her
Majestys shoes and for his willingness to do any dirty,
work to obtain the favor Of the Court.
To Sir James Clarke for the very delightful way in
which he compounds uleps and cordals for the Royal
palate, thereby rendering physic gate a luxury.
To Spring Rice for his industrious perseverance in
obtaining many nice pckings for her Majesty and
her august mother IL is expected that he will be made
Chancellor of the Order.
There will certainly be much difficulty in finding
husband for Queen Victoria there being many can
didaes for the honor Another swan has endeavored
TO force bis way into Buckingham Palace who declares
himself to be shepherd by the Lord to look az
ter the royal lamb" There are plesty OF wolves in
Sleeps clothing all eady looking after her. and her Ma
jestys present shepherd will have pesy TO do to keep
them out Of the fold But her Majesty must be an ex
traordinary little creature turn peoples brains in
this way she must be married soon or there will be
the devil to pay.
THE HErREss AND THE FRENCH CoUST-Thef fol-
lowing have been handed us rs something very like
the original correspondence which lately took place be-
tween of the most exclusive Of Paris dandes aRd
French nobleman his friend fer some time past resi-
dent in London:
my dear D.-The charming A-B-h has be-
come. am told, great hciress. You know how much
tie commission which have doubt you will execute
for old friend. As your happy married state pre-
vents your taking advantage of so favorable oppor-
tunity Of establishing yourself do, my dear fellow Of
fer my hand and my heart to the girl am GER
tain she will do all honor-I am my dear D.
your obliged friend, DE M
My dear De MI am very sorry TO say the fair A.
B. has contracted engagement with a distinguish
ed Englishman which prevents her doing Justice tn
your merits hope yeu will not be cast Down on this
occasion, and recommend you above all thing TO come
at TO London, there is another person
rank whom your appearance and manners must
make impression. She is rich, young and beautiful
and moreover her mistress-I allude to Queen
Victoria the hrst. Pray come on, my dear fellow
am yours, M J.
IL PERCY, SPIRIT LAMP MAKER Mo- aae Dtv,s-
II. icnst lone door from cnton) H. returns his thanks