The Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1837-1867, 1838-01-02
c,---= lisooso. 10 which the Vegetable Life Pills

~ well" veil known TO be infallible:-
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing me iirst
- eocond s,omachs, and creating How OF pure
hnoI,hy bile instead of the stale and acrd KIND;
Fzat.lencv, Palpitation Of the Heart Loss Of up
o,;te Heari.burn and Head ache, ReStlesSness, ~
temper, .1naiety, Languor, ma .MetancnoY wren 1
are The general symptoms ofDyspePsiaWill vanish,
No natural consequence of its cure. CosttoenesS'
by cleansing the whole length OF the lntest,nesawili
a solvent process, and without vioence al 'io'ene
nuroes leave the bowels cosve within TWO Gays;
Dorrhoea and Cholera by removing the sharp acrid
fluids by which these complaints are occasioheu,
and by promoting the lubricatye sccreuoh OF ihe
muscus membranes. fGoeTS ~ Gn h"'aSpy iGst w.
inc the blood to regular circulation, through the
nr9coss of perspraon in some cases, and the ihor-
nugh solution Of all Intestinal INSTRUCTIONS III otners'
re LIFE PILLS have been known 10 cure hheu-
49, Item permanently in three weeks, ana 60ut III
%"Ir ,moi lime by removing local inflammation rom
,he rouscles and lgaments of the joints DroPStGS
Of all kinds, by freeing and strengthening ai,e
news and bladder they operate mos. uei ra aSr
an these important organs, and hence nave cNei =
ham rnund certain remedy for the worst cases Vi
| Grand Also, Worms, lromils lodging rom tnS
mrnings of the bowels the slymy malter u W,.'oh
,Loen Creatures adj ere; Asthma ana S0nSaWPesy",
t oIiayiny the air vessels Of the lungs from me
mucus which even slight colds will occas,on'whlcn
if not removed becomes hardeh9u anu Iorc,,
those dreadful diseases oc@roy o; thnse life
cr0tc Sores by The perfect purity which 'hese Inc
pills give TO the blood and all the huinors'
Eruations and Bat CompLc1ions by their al'eraltG
Eject mon the fluids that feed the skin, Inc motpu
| tnia nf
SnJio,o CIoudy and other diSag' eea6e Nomplet0"sc
Tho use of these Pills for very short .l"e WIZ e.
feet an entire cure of SAT- rheut. Erysteff H. En
striking improvement in the Cfe1TheSS ~ I'o' creJ
Cannon CoIdS and Influenza, VIII always pe 49,
| by une dose. or by two, even In inc "ois' '"'e"
PiLcs-as remedy for tins most u'S 1 EsS"s a"u
obstinate malady, the Vegetable Lire rms aeseiSu
| II distinct and emphatic recommendation. ils wen
known to hundreds in this city, that the proprietor
of these invaluable Pills, was himself ut1cted,w ih
This COMPLAINT for upwards of thi,tyoe gears, and
that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed with
in the whole compass of the Maeria Medica lie
however, at length, tried the medicine which lie
now offers TO the public,and he was cured IN very
short time, after his recovery had been pronounced
not only improbable, but absolutely imPossi"e' W
DIRECTIONS FOR USE.-The Proprietor of
the Vegetable Life Pills does not follow the base
and mercenary practice OF the duacks oil me aay n
advising persons to take his Pills in large quantities.
No rood medicine possibly be SO required
These Pills TO be taken at bed time every nlght
for week fortnight. according to the oDstlnacy
of the disease. The usual dose is from to D, ac-
cording TO the constitution of the person. very del
icate persons should begin with buttwo and increase
MS the nature of the may require; those more
robust, or of very costive habits, may Degih WIN
g. and increase to a, even Pills, and they WIFI
effect sufficiently happy change to guide Inc pa
ten, in their further use. These PIlls sometmes
occasion sickness and vomiting, though very seldoh'
unless the stomach is very foul; this, loweNer,may
be considered favorable symptom, as the patient
will find himself at once relieved, and by persever-
ance will soon recover They usually operate
within 10 or IL hours, and never give pam, unless
the bowels are very much encountered. They may
be taken by the most delicate females Under any
crcumsanccs.-lti is, however, recommended, mat
those in latter periods preguancy should take Dut
one at Il time and then continue to Keep TIE poWeS
open: and even may be taken when the patent
is very cosve. One pill in solution OF Two table
spoons full of water, may be given to an infant III
the following doses--a tea spoon luIl every TWO
hours till it operates; for a child from one to hye
years of ase ,hafa p-and from five to ten one pill
THE PHOENIX BITTERS, are SO called, be-
cause they possess the power of restoring The en-
piring embers OF health, to glowing visor through
out the constitution the Phoenix Is SAID TO be re-
stored life from the ashes of lis own dissolution
The Phoenix Bitters are entirely vegetable, com
posed of roots found only IN certain parts OF me
western country (which will nfallibly cure FEW EKS
AND AGUES of all kinds; will never fail to eradi-
cate entirely all the effects of Murcury, Infinitely
sooner than the most powerful preparations OF Sar-
saparrila and will Immediately cure the determn-
alton of BLOOD TO THE HEAD; never failing
in the sickness incident to young females; and VIII
be found a certain remedy in all cases of ntrO0uS
debility and aoeakness the most impaired consiiu
tons. AS Il remedy for Chronic and Int0nmat0ry
Rheamatism, the efficacy Of the Phoenix Biers will
be demonstrated by the use of a,single bottle The
usual dose OF these biers is halt VINE glass lull
in water or wine, and this quantity may be taken
two three times day, about half an hour before
meals, or less quantity may be taken at all times.
To those who afflicted with indigestion after
meals, these bers will prove invaluable, as they
very greatly increase the action of the principal WIS.,
cera help them to perform their functions, and en-
able the stomach to discharge into the bowels what.
ever is offensive. Thus indigestion is easily and
speedily removed, appetite restore d and the mouths
of the absorbent vessels being cleansed, nutrition is
facilitated, and strength of body and energy fmint
are the happy results. For farther particulars of
MOFFATS LIFE PILLS, and PlIEENlA BIT
TIERS, apply at Mr.. Mofat's office, No. SAG Broad
way, New York, where the Pills can be obtained
for 25 cents so cents, 81 Der box; and the Btters
for 81 of So per bottle. % Numerous certificates
of the wonderful efficacy of both. may be there IN
spected
In some obstinate and complicated cases of chron-
c and inhammatory Rheumatism, Liver Complaints
Fever and Ague, Dyspepsia, Palsy, Piles injuries
from the use Of mercury quanne, and other diseases
EFF long standing, it may be found necessary to take
both the Life Pills and the Phoenix Btters, in the
doses before recommended
N. B-These Pills and Btters will get all mer-
curry of the system infinitely faster than the best
preparations of Sarsaparilla and certain reme-
dy for the rushing Of blood to the heado all viotcnt