The Pearl River banner. (Monticello, Miss.) 1837-18??, 1838-01-20
NUNfEsE8k Is.

CONSTITUTION,
W Ne Lgaies .Aah-laee-too-tighf-Socie
Estogt@.ea a. sfaantam, linn DIM. 1881.
Ladies have lheir4adies rights,
4 And they're sufe 70 die if they lace tho e;oh,
Article |. The Object Of Ills
soc'ety shall be to entinla-
dies those distortions of nature.
seen N the wasp, Ilornet, ana
other insects quite cut ia Two in
\ the middle.
Art. II No member Of this
society shall wear stays made
OF strong ermateri is than hemp.
whae-boDc and steel.
| Ar! III. NJ cord Shall be u.
sed in lacing If more than AN
inch III diameter, nor shall the
same be Of tougher texture than
well twisted cat-gut
Art. Nv. No stronger means
shall be used in bringing The
stays home than that of a Wind
las worked by a niger, or the
crptain Of schooner with cook,
sculllon and loblalaboy at the
bars.
| Art. V. No member Of this
society,when she shall distinctly
hear her ribs crack, shall tell
the man at the wheel 10 give il
another turn, bit shah always
delay at that point.
Art. vi. No member of this
society, whatever may be her
shape, shall compress her waist
within less than one hind of it's
natural Dimensions.
Art. VII. No member of this
society. 50 .lacel by accident or
otherwise, that her heart has 10
seek her throa, for breath shall
complain Of headache, giddi-
ness, suii"ca'ion or apoplexy.
Art VIII. Any member of
this society who Shall violate
any of the foregoing articles,
shall be expelled Tor life. and al
her death shall be delivered o.
yer to The surgeons who may
CIT and carve 1T wall, and re-
port IN their medical books, any
shocking phenomena, they may
discover as a warning to All,
who may now refuse tojoin this
aEli-!ace-loo-ligh t-socicty.
A sTR9NGER IN THESE PaRTs.
according 10 ihe Taunton Wing, they
have Mississippi rnarer IN tina, peace
ini village. The description which th,
'cri'tur' gives Of himself is this:
! II N very much ike a whale, with
little shade Of the zig elephant-and
light touch oftt,e wild catanouo,. I'm
raj catas'ropbe--a small creation,
mount Vesu,as at the top, with red hot
lava pouring out The crater, AM routing
nations; my eyes are two blast furnaces
tears red bot melted iron, and every
tooth in my head granite pillar, my
ieet are Virginia plantations my legs.
branch Railroads ct whalebnne--fi,sis
rocky mountains, and arms, Wing liberty
poles, with cast steel springs. Every
slep ! take is an earthquake, every blow
.tIike is clap Of thunder, and every
breath breathe is a DO; my DISPOSE
ton is Dnponl's best, aud goes Of IN a
lash, when blast, ihele'e be Just moths
Ing left bat hole three feet ia circnmfer.
enre, and no end 10 be- depth. NJ, gig
IS wildcat, with hoop.snake wheels my
team. a tandem OF sea serpen,s. With rsl-
lie snake reigns, four roaring lloas for boz
dy guard; and advance and rsiIeatlike
a hurricane.
A gentleman who had snuff box that
PLAYED drops Drops of Brandy aud
The glasses sparkle 90 the board went
10 dine with friend few miles out
oftowr, one :'uaday. t,kiug his box in
his pocket. He accompanied the, family
to the parish church, and by some acci-
dental pressure, he. about The middle &c
The ser ic'. touched tie spring Of the box,
which sruckup Drops Of brandy most
nerriy. Every eye aud every ear was
directed lo'he 500, % the great dizzy
OF the gentleman, who .eudeayored 10
stop the box but 10 doiI & - he only caus'