Morning herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1837-1840, 1838-07-03
MORNING HERALD.
TUESDAY. JULY 3, ls3s.


:, ,bs rreuth like rabid whelps. Internal hot! IL
was utterly impossible to get COOL Even zoe suffer-
sd our editorial gall TO boil over. Nothing was in
IT'S right place. The spring winter man had not fur
nishsd our supply, and the ice genius had placed
lump of the "pure Rockland" upon the window sill
in anticipation Of the water man. the limped streams
from which were meandering their way beneath
promontory Of valuable pamphlets and periodicals IN
the opposite corner Of the room. Strong symptoms
in the lobby that Sirius had left his provisions behind
him when he accepted the invitation OF the Turtle
Club at HobeKen. The tables were covered win Inc
remains of some half dozen deceased JulaPs from
which myriads of blue bottles were banqueting ana
10 crown our felicity, who should pop IN but caaa
verous Ratchet faced individual holding IN one hahd
q Morning Herald folded down TO a particular para
graph, and cudgel in the other. M Eas r.gi.
"Sir, will you favor me with the manuscript Of this
paragraph" a
al wrote il yself-what OF itF H e..r,-1
a GOOD deal or it, sir. want to know what you
mean by that - pointing at the words STAT LADY,"
whats it TO you, what we mean by fat lady-it
don't apply TO you, does it n M. irse, .an. M
HNo, bat guess know whoit does apply to; and
allow me TO say sir that the Islander case is not TO
come on in the Court OF Common Pleas, as you have
enormously stated neither will the be tried at
all, sir. III BET you ore hundred dollars you don't
know the parties, sir; and allow to tell you, sir
that the lady is not fat sir" ae se
"Well." astoo she at bsaf N@ seh
"WelI sir, you have rot stated the thing correctly
you got your information 'front.' guess know
whoa pcttdogger sr.' 4 81 A
Please to tell US the names of the parties the title
Of the suit the office Of the lawyer and we will re-
port your case in FULL"
Wouldn't yoa like to know ~ placing his thumb
upon his nose.
"well-welI" we replied, out of all patience, at the
fellows impotence, " what do you want us to deg
"Why, sir, woald just like that you would say
nothing more about the matter"
"We referred him to ourindefatigable business man
below stairs who always attended to that sort of
business" aaNetn a
We had scarcely recovered from the fever of this
interview, when in walked our venerable and highly
esteemed friend and fellow citizen Chambers the boat
builder. Chambers stated his case. He had been
injured through communication subscribed "White-
halter" in the Herald last weck-deeply injured
damnably injured. The Whitchaers had said that
he never built fast boat. II was false. He had
built the Invincible, the American Star-the cele-
brated American Star, that beat the "Hussars FAM
ed Thames boat-the "Amerean Star" was the
pride of the Whitehaers-the glory OF the Knck-
erbockers, and yet he told that he could not
build fast boat. Ii was a monsrous charge, we
admitted, and promised do him Justice in our next
Fourteen dealers in ueacle s,ruted in, one after
another, all of a muck, about the "Trnidad" bust
ness. They were all in ferment frothng out al the |
bungs-ottracting the flies abominably-so we
despatched them in short ORDER with preliminary
caution to 90 through the ceremony Of knocking at
The deor the next time they favored with visit.
.t.~I HILL e H. u
appearance, like all the rest sans ceremonie, and ap.
prsed indispensable JOY that his brains had
been beaten out against the stone waus by Tom
Hyer had been stated. Coggsweil is capital Jail
keeper-gives prisoners plenty of mush-becf soup OF
excellent quality every day makes them stand around
like afterguard men, and to be familiar Nothing
could give greater pleasure than 10 be able 10 state
from thatworthy officers own lips tina, "Hyer could nj
begin to beat him to DEATH" The keeper OF the alls
of Justice will sson be at no loss keep order among
his subjects; If the surrounding neghborhood is not
speedily improved, death will effectually silence the
wretchcd inmates of that unhallewed abode of mi
sery.
A fine, sHHburnt gallant looking fellow next ap-
peared. He was the only decent man we had seen
in the forenoon. We invited him to sit down. He
placed his eisurely under his left arm while with
his right he took from his pocket Morning Herald,
folded neatly down to police report. The bearer
was non-commssioned officer, stationed at Bed
loe's Island. The paragraph which he pointed out
with his finger, threw stigma upon the respectable
recruits al that post There no such sergean, at
Bcdoes Island as the one named in the report-his
scrgeants were al a, their quarters the night spo-
ken oft was an entire mistake-solders never are
permitted to get drunk in reeimcntals ard side arms
hoped we would correct the statement, rs far as
related to Bedoes Island. The hero OF the gutter
was citizen soldier and not under the pay of ncle
Sam. We promised to explain in our next He was
satisfied and retired.
Next peurs upon a mass OF correspondence
vlllaineus compound Of ignorance, impudence and
ridiculous presumption. But il must all be "looked
over" and passed upon. The following lamenta,on
we cannot refrain from giving to the public =
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