The Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1837-1867, 1838-03-20

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as a natural consequence of it's cure COstiDeness,
by cleansing The whole length OF the intestinesiwith
n solvent process, and without volencej all violent
purges leave the bowels costive within two days;
Djarrhoea and CholerG,by removing the sharp acrid
| fluids by which these complaints are accustomed,
and by promoting the Iubricative secretion oil the
muscts mcmbrance. FeUerS Of all kinds by restor-
ing the blood to regular circulation, through ue
process of perspiration in cases. and the thor
ough solution Of all Intestinal distractions III olners.
The LIFE PILLS have been known to cure Rhe1-
matSm permanently in three weeks ana e'om r ~
half thai time by removing local inflammation from
the muscles and gaments of the joints. Dr0pSics
of all kinds, by freeing and Strengthening the kid-
news and bladder; they operate most dellShuuiiy
on these important organs, and hence have ever
been found certain remedy for the worst cases or
GraueL Also HORNS, fromits lodging from the
turnings Of the bowels the siymy matter TO which
these creatures adhere; Asthma and C0nsampt'on,
by relieving the air vessels of the lungs from the
mucus which even slight colds will occasion, (which
if not removed becomes hardened, and produces
those dreadful diseases. Scur0y, Ulcers and InOeL-
crate Sores by the perfect purity winch these Liie
Pills give to the blood and all the humors; Scorbutic
EruptiOnS and Bad Complert0nS,by their aiteralive
effect upon the fluids that feed the skim the morbid
state of which occasions all Erupttue complains,
SaLi0aD CIOudY, and other diSdg' eedGte ompteIonS
The use of these Pills for very short time VIII Ell
feet an entire Of Salt rheum, ErystPeLas, and
striking Improvement in the CLeGTneSS Of the skin.
Common Colds and Influenza, will always be cured
by one dose, by two, even in the worst cases.
PHcS,-as a remedy for this most distressing and
obstinate malady, the Vegetable Life Pills deserve
distinct and emphatic recommendation. 1t is well
known hundreds in this city, that the Proprietor
of these invaluable Pills, himself afflicted with
this complaint for upwards of Muty.i0e gears, and
that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed with
in the whole compass of the Matera Medica. He
however, at length, tried the medicine which he
now offers to the public and he cured in very
short time, after his recovery had been pronounced
not only improbable, but absolutely impossible, by
any human means.
DIRECTIONS FOR USE.-The Proprietor of
the Vegetable Life Pills does not follow the base
and mercenary practice of the quacks OF the day, in
advising persons to take his Pills in large quantities
No good medicine possibly be so required
These Pills to be taken at bed time every night
for week fortnight, according to the obstinacy
of the disease. The usual dose is from to 5, &C
cordng the constitution of the person. Very del
icae persons should begin with but two and increase
as the nature of the may require; those more
robust, of very costive habits, may begin with
3, and increase TO a, even Pills, and they will
effect sufficiently happy change to guide the pa
tient in their further use These Pills sometimes
occasion sickness and vomiting though very seldom
unless the stomach is very foul; this however,may
be considered favorable symptom, as the patient
will find himself once relieved, and by persever-
ance will recover. They usually operate
within 10 or II hours, and never'gve pain, unless
the bowels are very much encumbered. They may
be taken by the most delicate females Under any
is, however, recommended, that
those in latter periods ofpregnancy should take but
one at time land then continue TO keep the bowels
open: ana even TWO may be taken When Inc pauenl
is very costive. One pill in solution of two table
Spoons full OF water, may be wen TO an infant IN
the following doses-a tea spoon full every two
hours till it operates; for IA child from to five
years of age half pilland from five pill
THE PHOENIX BITTERS, are so called, be- |
cause they possess the power of restoring the ex-
piring embers of health, TO glowing vigor through
out the constitution las the Phoenix said to be
stored to life from the ashes of its dissolution.
The Phoenix Bitters entirely vegetable, com |
posed of roots found only in certain parts of the
western country (which will inlubly cure FEVERS |
AND AGUES of all kinds; will never fail to eradi- |
cate entirely all the effects of Murcury, infinitely
sooner than the most powerful preparations of Sar-
and will Immediately the determin-
alton of BLOOD TO THE HEAD; never failing
in The sickness incident to young tnates; and will
be found a certain remedy in all cases of Nervous
debility and aoeGkneSS of the impaired constitu
lions. AS a remedy for Chronic and InfanmatOry
the efficacy of the Phoenix Biters will
be demonstrated by the of single bottle. The
usual dose of these biters is half wine glass full,
in water or wine, and this quantity may be taken
two or three times day, about half an hour before
meals or less quantity may be taken at all times.
To those who are afflicted with digestion after
meals, these biters w ill prove invaluable, they
very greatly increase the action of the principal Wis
cera, help them to perform their functions, and
able the stomach to discharge into the bowels what
ever is offensive. Thus indigestion is easily and
speedily removed, appetite restore d and the mouths
of the absorbent vessels being cleansed, nutrition is
facilitated, and strength of body and energy ofmind
are the happy results. For farther particulars Of
MOFFAT'S LIFE PILLS, and PlIGENIX BIT |
TIERS, apply at Mr.. Moffat's office, No SAG Broad
way, New-York, where the Pills can be obtained |
for 25 cents so cents ST. Der box; and the Bters
for 81 of So per bottle. u Numerous certificates
of the wonderful efficacy OF both. may be there 1n-
spected.
In some obstinate and complicated cases of chron-
ic and niammatory Rheumatism Liver Complaints,
Fever and Ague, Dyspepsia, Palsy, Piles, injuries
from The use ct mercury Quenine and other diseases
Of long Standtng 1t may be found necessary TO take
Lii lis Ina in tho
doses before recommended
N. B.-These Pills and Bitters will get all mer-
curry out OF the system infinitely faster than the best
dy for the rushing Of blood to the head or all uioiout
headaches,ttc douteureun, Sc.-All persons who are
Predisposed 10 opopLery, patsy, &c, should never
be without the Lille Pills the Biters, for dose
IN time will save life. They equallze the circula
ton of the blood draw all pressure from the head,
restore perspraton, and throw off every impurity
by the pores of the skin. 10y
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