The Charlotte journal. [volume] (Charlotte, N.C.) 1835-1851, 1838-09-07
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LIFE 5 ELIXlR. :.

LIES ELIXlR.
Dedicated 20 DR.. Peters Of Netc iork.
The Nofld Is vastly out OF inne,
And seems beyupd correction;
But I've spell that very soon
VIII make il all per.sc,isn;
VIII soen expelt disease snd pain,
So none shall be Affected
And then shalt cure all Ills amain,
To which men are addicted.
o. would YOU know this seonrge Of lis,
So vsrious and Sc glorious
They ere The vegetable piIls
Uf Peters, 50 victorious
q yes, They are thuse pills of pride,
Which all the world are praising,
For never did the gods provide
A poStrufn 50 maxhg.
Ths' spleen os ehot'ra rack you through.
Hiihshis you need mol fear them;
L gaat sfiiet, and eslic TN
a box owtso viii clear them.
Ano II your IissT's OUT of ,unc,-
II ai.d war Dead Is aohing.-
jsun6iee dyssyoa ike the aeon,
Or agoe sets 90 shaking;
lfgfip dyspepsia thins your chyle,--
II devils bloc are grinding;
Ii YOU are plagued " iih grips or bile,
Or levers loose or binding,
O tell up 4 'esor OF your lie.
NoT trust 10 baths or lsncing;
Bot face the rogues with Peters pitts.
And soon yo,s'h send them prsncing.
O say, thou prince Of doctors, say,
VITA, are those pills 30 gllrions,
Whloh thus cab dsise old death away,
That s;lis arc ruund "a pressing.
Cln rous irom head, o. heart, or hnib,
Aud make mans life blessing
lou surely have 10 Persia becn,.
And found that stream so gracious,
Which Aoss with !i(s's eIirIr keea,
Through caves Of diamond spacious;
And thus your secret stands betray'l,
White rivals sisnd eoulouud,d.
TIE sluif VI y hieh nian's soul ls made.
l. wItii your pills compounded,
Thus, not cor Por,sl plo.us 4l,ue,
Are BY their charms obirudcd;
but every al 10 moTtt sno"o,
Are Iasi as soon excluded.
Ambition, eayy, impotence.
PfiGe. anger, OF yeNstioa,
The m'sef's THIRST for boarding pence,
The ladies' Tor fluss,ioa.
Art thou Loco Foco s,,rn.
Three precious pills taht nightly,
And soon some b suty You'll diso.ta,
10 Wings hoS SO uasighuy;
And 1--we afistocrs,s 50 grand.
~ DOW tosmcut yuug liie, sir,
And eyeu Kiss queen ytctorias hand,
Or take her Tor aft, sir
Ar thou Wing in silAen hose.
Woo sips The purrs, mohu,
And loves 70 curl Thy dandy nose,
\; any Loco Foco,-
Jass taAe boI ny ieur day.
- Jour contempt - ~ tack soon.
Or T. - fast steam away,
Aud then you'll vote ior Jackson.
AT tbsu an ab0lltioni.i.
Who raves 80 fast and furious.
LIT three 4 sIght be aeyrr inis-'d,
Aid see they are hot spufinns
So shall ysu sosu your wrath i1fswear,
And prove By rule snd figures.
That wA:te- a.ay be y whipp'd 18th care,
As deceGi .Olk as nigses.
AR thou i southern planter warm,
BE- lao your daily potiou,
AHd Igsi.ee l. nch y1uil som reform.
And like aBkee notion;
And you shall grow 50 nd amain,
That shatso'er may happen,
a'a'ii drosa .he hesl'bs Ia god chamPaign
OF Garrison and Tappan.
Art thou dandy stiff ant prim,
Thcre pills day will quickly
Expei conceii IN bust OF siuib
Or face 50 wan and siekl,,
Viii make yru squeczs your toes no more,
10 bots al! beat on slIug
Yea. deem your very stays above.
Add even your perfufne6 water.
Art thou maiden fair to sce,
Whose tower has been wheeling,
TAKE every evening" two or three,
Add soon ynufl iind him kneeling
Fof they = I'll so insure your eyes,
He'll hover round their glory,
Jusi ike bird that snly flies,
ffo'a ba'iisk 20 gcfy.
Ar ihon lover hosrse With signs,
And gam dispair unhuli,
Iase three per evening, IL yon'r. wise,
IL make ganr heart beat slowly;
4 = they'll fll yoar prayer. ~ith love,
, hli fogf brow ath spiendor,
on night yefy mlil..,one move,
hpeii less a maid SO lender
Ar thou soldier bouad for Grht,
Mo isin NuUij he rctrcalirg,
Just take pili OF isgo anighi,
And oA You'll gn defeating
The = serve your arm snd heart with power
And mike son feel 70 hearty,
! hat ION shall kill your man an hour,
Add rigal Bounspaue
Ar t!Inu csuniericitor man,
u Roger, Dyke. % stHltpsn,
Il than'!i but take hux 4san,
No mere you'll play iiie piilman;
IhcFII iay your cOH,eicuce ,iae whip.
winch cr.i had known 20 n,nchiog
AID 20 fau'il give Old Nick the zip
And save yoursell from LyacAiag.
IL short, sr, whafsn'er lhgu at.
You need some Fefofmation,-
IL health 10 geHIus, or ia heart,
IL feeling or ~ station.
Then eotne and take these pills sublime,
Thpse s0Gd' r. Df creation,
Ard u our @iidesi wishes climb.
Sans further hesitation.