Richmond Indiana palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1837-1839, 1838-01-13


ny innocence would be rccognized."- French ?
PAPER. f"
From the N. o. Picayune.
The following fragment picked up few :
days since, in manuscript, in the street. We q
think that we have heard something like it be- ,
fore, but whether orig inal or not, the author y
takes very sensible view Of the subject: 4,
MATRIMONIAL SmANE.-Of all the various ,
kinds Of shame that can afflict the sensitive I
mind, matrimonial shame should conceive to be
the most CALLING and distressing. Indeed, the Z
necessity Of being continually put to the blush 5
by the being whom one has sworn to love and $
protect, is sufficiently mortifying, where the
noyancc is only incurred by solitary quccrness
in the wifc-such striking ugliness, excessive {
age, large feet, and thick ANGLES, gruff voice,
eternal smile, dancing out of time, singing
out OF tune But when 4 single individual
possesses all these qualities, especially if she has
them vanished with the quintesscncc Of
vulgarity, which makes them doubly palpablc,
what ought to be the least sum that could induce
man Of refinement and delicacy to take her to
wife? Answer $ll 900 year.
Above all things, conceive a snoring wife to
he Of the most abomnablo annoyances that
can befal 4 husband. huge pig and fat
priest the two ordinary associations that
full .scnorous generally hrngs 20 my mind;
ami really any mortal nerves endowed with the
least portion Of sensitveness, must be annoyed
by the assimilation Of the aforementioned OBJ
jects.
A northern editor defines hard times as s'sit- |
ting a cold gr;ndstonc and reading the Prcsi-
dents message"
a VAN R.,: .--:.;;-';;'nc following statement
of the result Of tho great battle in New York, be-
tween the Wings and Loco Focos, may be relied
upon as correct, it is taken from the Albany
Argus, the regency organ:-"kllicd. none;
wounded, several; missing, 10000 loco focos"
Fruits of .he Florida Campaign.-Since the
Florida war broke out, The regulars and volun
tccrs. combined, have made out to kill ono Indian
g. only one, that they arc sure of. We hope they
will not continue this destructive extcrminating
warfare Sorry should be to publish the
death of the ''last Of the Scminolcs.'
NEW ORLEANS MARKET, Dec ~, 1887.
.Slrnder-Denand increasins-sales brisk Of late.
Lx,-Cannos keep up the suppy-los spoken for in adj
Neutrality-suspicious. article in tbs market, which goes
off rapidly. Genuine. none TO be had
Rascality-Sale, prohibsd yet some do snug business
.WoraEty-Flucsuasins. Sales depend
A NEW KIND OF SUpsCRIprioN.-At the dcdica-
ton of il Methodist Church in n. O:leaus on
the 18th, Il number of subscription papers with
pencils were handed round and one was gwen to
a man who had just arrived with a lot OF negroes,
and whose acquaintance with church affairs was
rather limited.
. ..What shall do with this says he. "Pu,
down any thing you please" was the reply.
"Any thing p!case?'
..Ycs write what first comes into your head.''
Taking the request literally, he wrote as fol
i tina, he has Just arrived from Virginia with thirt,
u seven fine. likely negroes, men and women
Il Among them are good washers and ironers, house
I, servants, carpenters, coachmcn, &c. &c. Ihos'
c wishing to purchase will please make immediate
y. application at No.--,"street- o. Terms cash
,t Full guarantee given in all cases.
DuxxINc ExrRAoRDrNARY.-Lord Bath owe'
:, a tradesmau eight hundred pounds, and woul'
u, no, nav him. The man was determined to pei
ID" sccu,c him till he did, and one morning folowe
- him to Lord Win chelscs'. and sent up word I
=. speak to him. Lord Bath came down and san
:, Fellow wha: do you want OF me-! My moi
CIV ~ said the man, loud as he could bawl, 81
. fore all the sevan;s. He babe him come tn
o o. ncx, morninc-and then would not see hin
a. The next Sunday the man followed HIM
~, church, and got into the next pew; no leaned
nc YER and said-..My money! give me my money
% The sermon was avarce, and the tex
~ ..Cursed they that heap uo riches. II
- man proaned out .sOh, Lordt' and pointed to n
n' Lord Bath: in short he persisted much, al
's drew the eyes Of all the congregation, that n
~ Lord went out and paid it directly
yer
On Presence OF MrNp-BUsINEss HAB1rs.-N
sed John X. Simpson. who received such severe &C
ral fusion in the head the other day by the upseti
Of an omnibus ia South Boston. that It was Z
to thought he could long survive; without stoPP'
wcs to make complaints OF pain. or even waiting
cen the wound to be dressed. calsd, Tor pen. INK
him paper, & drew up his will with as much regular
his and precision as if nothing had happened. Thu
ner was no doubt at the tnne but his skull was Ir
ZEN tured: bu, il was afterwards asccrtained q
-cur such was not the fact, and he is out of d
and ger. 1t requires man OF sterling ousin
his habits TO transact business matters WIN 50 m.
he'd. composure, when he CONSIDERS nimsen hangi
lent, as it were. upon the 'niesao'c Oh c.en
sure Even stephen Girard himself quaiied when
DAYS grim tyrent stared him full IN the face.-lnos
tho Times.