Morning herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1837-1840, 1838-05-10


make some good girl happy by marrying her. It's al
most time he turned into twice laid asthe saiors
call it..
LORD DURHAM.-The following clever cat al John
Lambon anluse alike his friends and foes and must
be acceptable all who desire know the length and
breadth Of the new Governors brains and brceches
pockets
When first announced ambassador for Russia the
emperor absolutely refused receive him, because of
his Polish speeches AMI radical principles Represen-
tatons however, made to the of the inora
vanity Of the man, his of education and know
ledge and general weakness of character. These
points urged the emperor felt their force; he
received. We speaking OF our own knowledge of
and facts and circumstances After his first special
embassy the emperor entirely satisfied about the
truth of the representations made TO him Lord Dur
ham the of all others he preferred because he
was the easiest TO be duped Not one word that
mission said officially to be for the object. did Lord
Durham utter about the Poles. But he expressed TO a
friend his great regret that in parliament he had
uttered syllable disrespectul Of the emperor in refer
to the Polish question, about which he said he had
been grossly deceived and that the emperor all in
the right. Moreover he stated such the cars
confidence in him, that he determined to treat and had
treated, with him himself not liking to trust Nessel-
rode On his second mission the reception and the
cozening was the same, nay, much beyond. The em-
perez was accustomed to carry him to his country
palace, and here, said he let us be en- anHe You call
me by my family name, Romanoii, as l Will you by
yours Of Lambton. So il was they romped together,
Ronanoff and Lambton and they remped away the in
erests of Great Britain This atriie alter all in
comparison with the Grand Cross Of St. Andrew OBJ
tanned by Lord Durham, which carried with it all the
other Russian orders. Well might the Empress of
Russia write her father, the King of Prussia that
" they quite content with Lord Durham he had
nothing OF the democrat about him his opinions
all that could be wished" So said also Coun, Orlof,
the emperors favorite to than friend of ours.
We state nothing bat what have the of know
ing to be fact where ourselves ray be person
ally cognzant Of IT, Lord Durham himself must con-
firm il in chief if he be obvious, will help his
memory with particulars less grateful and which to his
countrymen would certainly be surprising. There
reasons why we do not choose TO do il now, but
shall not volunteer them; there is time for all things
Lord Durham does not mean to go to Canada il he
help it although he will pocket all the outfit il he
had really intended. The right honorable gentleman
mot credably known in the city,, his acotum, is ON
the alert, and we anticipate, therefore, nbrogiio-
The Canadian governor. &c neralship invented
get rid of Lord Durham; bnt il the be placed
at home premier foreign secretary what should hin.
der old friend Ned Ellice being made governor
general OF Canada with 2oooL ayesr that he
could look after his tremendous share OF the Ingls
Ellice, Co laudation-thc Beauharnais estate there
all under head, and thousands Of
agency Meantime Lord Durham rides the ministry
Eard really in about going His exactons
multiply day by day. The last demand was for two
men ofwar carry himself and suite. with table Of
twen,ysix The governor general Of India il
usually content with frigate.
No LYING IN ESoL.sp-There is no such ,hingas
lying in England We agree with the editor of the
Monthly Repository, whose number opens with
this subject that people lie in rrance-they lie In Italy
they lie in Spain and Porugal-they lie in Asia AZ
rica and America; !" but in England lhow different
would IL be il we all voted by ballot y nobody lies We
desbt that the traaer will be amused if not edited
by our monthly msralist's catalogue ofproofs -
What is lying 7" said the English courier.
x "Cant say, indeed, sir" says the foonan.
Never heard oft" says the tradesman.
Never boroughmongcred with IL" says the Peer.
Never bribed with IT," says the Member ofPsr
Never subscribed the ,hirty.nine article, with it,"
Never pretended ,oa call with !" says the clergy
Never rolo episcoyair' with H." saws the bishop
"Neverplayed ruse dc gsere with IL" says the gen.
Never told il to a woman says man Of gaantry.
Never argued for H." says the barrister. m
Never sent in a medicine with IT," says the apothc-
Never jockeyed with it," says the tsrfulsn.
Never dealt with it," SAYS the man Of Crockfords.
"Never WRITE great A with IT,, says the underwri-
Never took in the cusomhouse with it," says the
captain
:. Never doctored my Port with it," says the wine
Never praised condemned with it, says the
critic.
Never conseaIed motive with it," says the par
uzsn.
Never pufrd with it" says the bookseller.
"Nor l." says the manager
"Nor l." says the suctioneer
Nor L." says the qusck doctor.
Never used IL in my bread" says the baker.
" Nor in BILL" says the tailor
Z" Nor in measure" says the goldman.
"Can't conceive how anybody ever thought Of it,.
says the innkeeper.
Never made excuse with H." says the hne lady.
Nor T." says the milliner.
Anna horrible sinner. but never so far that"
says the Methodist
Never uttered my wife, pretty, jealous SOUL
says the husband.
Nor 10 my husband poor man" says the wife.
Nor to my mother" says the little boy.
:" Nor in one Of my speeches" says the king
"Nor IN mine" says the minister.
Nor at foreign court says the dplomatst
SHOULD never forgive myself such thing" says me
pick pocket
"Couldn't live under it." says the beggar
Never sav'd myselffrom starvation by IT, ssyslno
Irishm-n.
Nor get a bawbee." says the Scotehnan
" Nor 4 a penny" says ALL ENGLANp:
Never told n lie in my life, says inc goVs'n"Ss
spy.
Tvs BALLOT AND SLAvERY.-h appears u,o ~. .uo
siueteenth report of the Commlitee on luoic
delivered on Thursday. that the nuneer ~ PgeuoI
nreaeeted m the House of Commons niavor o' INC u
la, this sesstoe was 353 whioh ls4,2ll Mgsatues
we're atiached against the ballot only Tour Peuu9ns-
rL a,oos g,r he abolition ~ negro aprrenftceship
s.e,,ed - the esth ut, were 966 with 262SO6 sigma
lures.