The Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1837-1867, 1838-04-03

aIIv cleanse these and leave such collected masses
behind, to produce habltuai cosuVeness; WIN al
tsItrain of evils, sudden darrhoea, with ITS lm-
nent dangers This fact is well known 10 all reg
uIar anatomists, who examine the human bowels
aher death: and hence the pre- udice of these well
informed men against the quack medicines OF The
are Tbo second effect ofthe VEGETABLE LIFE
PILLS is to cleanse the kidneys and the bladder,
land by this means, the liver and the lungs, the
heaIhfll action of which entirely depends upon the
regularity of the urinary organs. The blood which
taxes its red color from the agency Of the liver and
lungs before ii passes into the heart, being mus pu
rified by them and nourished by 1000 coming from
the clean stomach courses freely through the veins,
renews every part of the system, ana uluhphahtiy
mounts the banner of health in the blooming cheek
/ The following are among the distressing variety
of human diseases,to which the Vegetable Life Pills
are well known 10 be iufallblo:-
| DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the first
and second stomacLs and creating ilow Of pure
healthy bile instead of the stale and acrid kind;
-Fyatuleacy, PalpitatiOn Of the Heart, Loss Of 4p-
gctite Heartburn and Head-Gche ReShes$ncsS, ~
temper, 4na5eiy, Lang"oT' ga neSano"0Sy Wl,Gh
are the general symptoms ofDyspepsia,Wlh vanish
as 4 natural consequence of its cure. C0StIceacSS,
Inv cleansing the whole length OF the intesunes with
solvent process, and without violence; all Vloeht
nurOes leave the bowels costiye within two days
DfGgyh0sa and Cholera, by removing the sharp acIId
! fluids by which these complaints are occaslohGu'
and by promoting the ubrcative secretion OF Inc
musc1s membranGe. teUorS Gt al h1ndS,by resloF-
inn the blood to a regular circulatlon through the
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ough solution Of all intestinal distractions IN olners'
! The LIFE PILLS have been known to cure Rhcu-
n.atism permanently in three weeks, and Go@t Ill
half that time by removing local inflammation rom
the muscles and lgaments OF the joints proposes
Of ali hindS, by freeing and Strengthening the ktu-
news and bladder; they operate most denghuul'y
on these important organs, and hence NAYS CIV ei r
been found certain remedy for the worst cases oi
! Cra1I AIso Vorns fromits lodging from the
| turninrs Of the bowels the slymy matter 10 Wnlch
these creatures adhere Asthma and Consumption,
by relieving the air vessels OF the lungs iion he
mucus which even slight COLDS Wlll occasion, Whch
| if not removed becomes hardened and produces
those dreadful diseases. ScurUy, Ulcers and Inrc-
crate Sores by the perfect purity which these Lio
Pills give 10 the blood and all the humors; Scor0Ic
| ErQgfiOns, and Bad ComplcrtOnS,by their Alternative
effect upon the fluids that feed the skin, the morbid
state Of which occasions all ErUPtIUe c0mptdtntS,
SaIlcgc Cloudy, and other disagTeeabe 0mPte1tons
The Of these Pills for very short tune Will ell
feet entire Of Salt Thcune EfySlPcLGS, and
striking Improvement in the CieGTneSS 81 tie Shln,
Common Colds and ERfuonza, will always be cured
! by one dose, by TWO, even in the worst cases.
PIcs,-as a remedy for this most distressing and
obstinate maady, the Vegetable Lille Pills deserve
Il distinct and emphatic recommendation. 1t is well
known TO hundreds in this city, that the Proprietor
OF these Invaluable Pills himself afflicted with
this complaint for upwards o. thi7ty;ce gears, and
that he trud in vain every remedy prescribed with
in the whole compass of the Macra Med!ca. lie
! however, at length, tried the medicine which be
now offers the public and ne was cured IN very
G.
not only improbable, but absolutely impossible, by
any human means
! DIRECTIONS FOR USE.-Thc Proprietor OF
the Vegetable Life Pills does not follow the base
and mercenary practice fthe quacks OF The day, IN
advising persons to take his Pills in large quantities
No good medicine can possibly be so required.
These Pills to be taken at bed time every night,
for week fortnight. according to the obstihacy
Of the disease. The usual dose is from to ., ag-
cordng TO the constitution O. the person. very owl
si,,t,l e.
as the nature of the may require; those more
| robust, of very cosve habits may begin WIN
| 5, and increase to l. or even Pills, and they VIII
! effect sufficiently happy change IL guide the pa
| tient in their further use. These Pills sometimes
occasion sickne and vomiting though very seldom,
unless the stomach is very foul; this, howeVer, may
be considered a favorable symptom, as tie patient
will find himself at relieved; and by pcrseNer
ance will soon recover. They usually operate
within 10 II hours, aud never give pam, unless
the bowels are very much encountered. They may
| DE taken by the most delicate females Under any
cirCumstauces.-It Is, however, rccommended, that
those in latter periods Of pregnancy should take but
one at time and then continue to keep the bowels
open: and even two may be taken when the patient
is very cosve. One pill in a solution OF two table
spoons foil of water, may be given to an infant III
the following doses--a tea spoon full every two
hours till it operates; for u child from one 10 hyc
years of ace, half a p-and from five to ten ,onepuI
THE PHOENIX BITTERS, are so called, be-
cause they possess the power of restoring the cA-
piring embers of healh to glowing vGor through
out the constitution, the Phoenix is said to be re
stored 10 life from the ashes of its dissolution
The Phoenix Biters are entirely vegetable, com
posed of roots found only in certain parts OF The
western country which will iniIlIibly cure FENEltS
AND AGUES Of all kinds; will never fail to eradl"
cate entirely all the effects Of Murcury infinitely
sooner than the most powerful preparations OF Sar-
saparrilla, and will immediately cure the determn-
alton of BLOOD TO THE HEAD; never failing
in the sickness incident to y0ung females; and vii
be found certain remedy in all cases of NERVOUS
debility and aceakneSs the ostlmparod conslItn-
lions. As remedy for Chronic and Infam"atoriy
Rhean1atjsnnth me efficacy of the Phoenix Buffers WIZ
be demonstrated by the Of single bottle ne
usual dose Of these bitters is hafa wine glass luh,
in water wine, and this quantity may be taHeh
two three times day, about half an hour he'o'o
meals, or IA less quantity may he taken all tunes
To those who afflicted with indigestion after
meals, these bitters will prove Invaluable, as they
very greatly increase the action of the principal Wis
cora help them to perform their functions, and en-
able the stomach to discharge into the bowels what
ever is offensive. Thus indigestion is easily and