The Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1837-1867, 1838-07-24

IL GCe g Save your thanks, my hearty said the
ntber sGor I only saved you from the water in the
hone that might have the pleasure OF seeing
Won hung for the wilful murder OF your passen-
gers
& ,Lo.a in,portant organs, and hence have ever
Son fopnd n certain remedy for the worst cases OF
Grny6L Also, Worms, romits iouBins non ~:
urninas of the bowels the slymy matier 10 w,ion
these creatures adhere; dst@ daI n~s fT"m the
hv relieving the air vessels OF the lungs rom ;n
,5,cns which even slight colds will OCCASION nl
II not removed becomes hardened ana pIo9uoee
those dreadful diseases, Scurvy, oscers anu G..
crate Sores, by the perfect purify wlici So,b,;e
pills rive TO the blood and all the humors 9eoToao
Erupf;ons, and Bad Compe1ions,by their ai'eruatd
effect mon the fluids that feed the skim the morpio
state Of which occasions all Eruptioe COMPLAINTS
Salon, Cloaldy and other dtsagreeG0e onpets1SI
The use of these Pills for very snorl .la,e "a
feet an entire cure of Salt rheum Erys'PecaS' anu
striking Improvement in the CeGrness OF the Shtf;
Common Colds and Influenza, will always DC cureu
Inv one dose, or by two, even in the WORST cases;
Piles-as a remedy for this most dis,ressi"s a,'u
obstinate maady, the Vegetable Life Pills deserve
distinct and emphatic recommendation IT'S wen
known 10 hundreds in this city, that me
of these invaluable Pills, was himself anicteu'wi'
this complaint for upwards of hHtyJIoe gears anu
that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed WIN
in the whole compass of the Materia Medica lie
however. at length, tried the medicine when he
now offers to the public, and he was cured IN very
short time, after his recovery had been pronounce
not only improbable, but absolutely imPossioe' oy
any human means. p
hIRECTIONS FOR USE.-The Proprietor of
the Vegetable Life Pills does not follow she base
and mercenary practice of the quacks OF the gay, III
advising persons take his Pills in large quantties'
No good medicine can possibly be so requ!l1u'
These Pills are to be taken bed time every night,
for a week or fortnight, according to the opstlnacy
of The disease The usual dose is from z to D, ac-
cordng TO the constitution of the person very del
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as the nature of the case may require; those more
robust or of very costive habits, may begin with
g. and increase to a, or even Pills. and they VIII
effect sufficiently happy change to gulde tie pa
tient in their further use. These Pills sometimes
occasion sickness and vomiting, though very seldom
unless the stomach is very foul; this, however,may
be considered favorable symptom, as the patent
will find himself at once relieved, and by PerseVer-
ance will soon recover. They usually operate
within 10 or IL hours, and never give pam, unless
the bowels are very much encumbered lhey may
be taken by the most delicate females amer any
circums,ances.-It is, however, recommended, that
those in latter periods OF pregnancy snou,d 'aNo
one at time land then continue to keep lhe ooWe's
open and even two may be taken when the pauent
is very costive. One pill in solution OF Two taoie
spoons full of water, may be given to an infant III
the following doses-a tea spoon luli every tmo
wears of ace half pil-and from five to ten,one p
THE PHOENIX BITTERS, are so called, be-
cause they possess the power OF restoring Inc eX-
pirng embers of health, to glowing Vlgor through
ont the constitution as the Phoenix is said to be re-
stored to life from the ashes of its own dissolution
The Phoenix Bitters entirely vegetable, COM
posed of roots found only in certain parts OF Tue
western country which will iniallibly cure VEINS
AND AGUES of all kinds; will never tail to eradi-
cate entirely all the effects of Murcury, Infinitely
sooner than the most powerful preparations OF Sar-
saparrilla, and will Immediately cure the determn-
alton of BLOOD TO THE HEAD; never falling
in the sickness incident to young females; and will
a nervous
deb;lity and aoeainesS ofthe most impaired constn-
lions AS a remedy for Chronic and Ia4ammatory
atisnn the efficacy of the Phoenix Bters VIII
be demonstrated by the use of single bottle. Inc
usual dose of these bitters is half wine glass full,
i'm water or wine, and this quantity may be taken
two or three times day, about half an hour before
meals, or less quantity may be taken at all times
To those who are afflicted with ind igestlon after
meals. these bitters will prove invaluable, they
very greatly increase the action OF the principal VS.
cera help them to perform their functions, and en-
able the stomach to discharge into the bowels what
ever is offensive. Thus indigestion is easily and
sneedv removed appetite restore d and the mouths
of the absorbent vessels being cleansed nutrition is
facilitated, and strength of BODY and energy of mind
are the happy results. For farther particulars OF
| MOFFATS LIFE PILLS and PHI CEENiA BIT
TIERS apply at Mr.. Mofats office, No. $40 Broad
way New-York, where the Pills can be obtained
for 25 cents so CENTS ST. Der box; and the Bitters
for $I of So per bottle. UPNumerous certificates
of the wonderful efficacy OF both. may be there IN
spected.
In some obstinate and complicated cases of chron
ic and inAammatory Rheumatism Liver Complaints
Fever and Ague, Dyspepsia, Palsy, Piles, inJurie.
from the use Of mercury qu'ninc and other diseases
of long standing it may be found necessary TO take
both the Life Pills and the Phoenix Btters, in The
doses before recommended.
N.B-These Pills and Bitters will get all mer
curry out of the system infinitely faster than the hes
preparations of Sarsaparilla, and certain RENE
dy for the rushing Of blood to the head,o all gioten
headaches, tic douIeureur, &c.-All persons who arr
predisposed to apoplery, palsy, &c, should neve
be without the Life Pills the Bters, for one dos
in time will save life They equallze the circula
zion of the blood, draw all pressure from the head
restore perspraton, and throw off every impurit,
by the pores of the skin. 10y
For sale by l.. JEWET'T, st. Johnsbury.
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