The Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1837-1867, 1838-01-23

"IIalIo, Jim, which way now, so last -
HThe fact is, | have taken two boxes of fash
ionnble pills. directions, boxes and all, without
DOING me any good. Pm going 10 swallow the
AGENT now, to SEQ what effect he will have"
half that time by removing local inflammation rom
tho muscles and ligaments Of tho joints DroPStes
IF 0U kinds by freeing and Strengthening the kid
news and bladder thoy operate most deilghtiully
on these important organs, ana hence haVe ever
been found certain remedy Tor nc Wotst c orseS W
GyapeL Also Worms, fromits lodging from me
turninas of the bowels the slymy matter W W.'oh
these creatures adhere; AStIt'n" an@ Co"Se"sP''ym
by relieving the air vessels OF the lungs lrotii tI
m nous which even slight colds Will occasl oh,Who
if NOT remoyed becomes hardened, and produces
those dreadful diseases. SCur0y Ulcers ana im0cc
crate Sores, by the perfect purity winch theso Lo
Pills give the blood, and all the hunors;
EruptiOns and Bud Complementary their aiIeTa'iH1
effect upon the fluids that feed the skin, the nopo
state of which occasions all Erapttoo c0mPt0t"tS'
Sali0ao Cl0ud, and other disGg1 eeGdte omPtec0"S
The use of these Pills for very short time,wll ell
feet an entire cure Of Salt 7heum, ErysIPeIaS' ana
striking Improvement in the CteGrncSS o. he Sht"
Common COtdS and Influenza, will always De cured
by one dose, or by two, even IN the worst cuses;
PHcS,-as Il remedy for this most distressing ana
estimate malady, the Vegetable Lite Pills deserve
distinct and emphatic recommendation. It's wen
known to hundreds in this city, that the proprietor
of these invaluable Pills, was himself ailllced,wlth
this complaint for upwards of th1tyfoe gears, and
that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed VIII
in the whole compass of the Mater!a MedlGa' ne
however, at length, tried the medicine winch nc
now offers TO the public, and he was cured IN very
short time, after his recovery had been pronounced
not only improbable, but absolutely Impossible by
any human means. r.
the Vegetable Life Pills does not follow the base
and mercenary practice ofthe quncks ofthc day, IN
advising persons TO take his Pills III large quantities.
No good medicine can possibly be so required
These Pills to be taken at bed time every night,
for n week or fortnight according TO the obstlhacy
of the disease. The usual dose is from 2 TO 5, ac-
cording the constitution OF the person very del
cate persons should begin with but wo,and increase
as the nature of the case may require; those more
robust, or of very costve habits may begin with
3, and increase to 4, or Pills, and they Will
effect Il sufficiently happy change to guide the pa
tent in their further use. These ills sometimes
occasion sCkDess and vomiting, though very seldom,
unless the stomach is very foul; this, howeYer,may
be Considered n favorable symptom, as the patient
will find himself ut once relieved, and by persever-
ance wall soon recover. They usually operate
within 10 or 10 hours and never give pain, unless
the bowels very much encumbered' lhey may
be taken by the most delicate females Under any
circumstances-It is, however, recommended, that
those in latter periods ofpregnancy should take but
one at time land then continue to keep the bowels
OPEN and even two may be taken when the patient
is very costive. One pill in u solution OF two table
spoons full of water, may be given to an infant IN
the following doses-a tea spoon full every two
hours till it operates; for child from one to five
years Of age half pil-and from five to ten one pill
: TIE PHOENIX BITTERS, are so called, be-
cause they possess the power OF restoring the
pirng embers of Health, 10 glowing vigor through
out the constitutions the Phoenix is said to be re-
stored to life from the ashes of its dissolution.
The Phoenix Bitters entirely vegetable, COM
posed of roots found only in certain parts of the
western country (which will inGallibly cure FEVERS
AND AGUES of all kinds; will never fail To cradi-
cato entirely all the effects of Murcury, infinitely
sooner than the most powerful preparations OF Sar
sapnrri!Ia, and will Immediately cure tie determine
alton of BLOOD TO THE HEAD; never failing
in the sickness incident tn young females; and will
be found a certain remedy in all cases Of nervous
deJUHy anil aceahneSs ofthe most impaired constin
tons. AS remedy for Chronic and LIjldmmat0ry
Rheumatism, the efficacy of the Phoenix Biters will
be demonstrated by the of single bottle, The
usual dose of these bitters is hafa wine glass full,
in water or wine, and this quantity may be taken
two or three times day, about half an hour before
meals, less quantity may be taken at all times.
To those who afflicted with indigestion after
meals, these bitters will prove invaluable, they
very greatly increase the action Of the principal Wis
cera, help them to perform their functions, and
able the stomach discharge into the bowels what
ever is offensive. Thus indigestion is easily and
sPeedilly removed, appetite restore, d and the mouths
OF The absorbent vessels being cleansod, nutrition is
facilitated and strength of body and energy ofmind
are the happy results. For farther particulars of
MOFFAT's LIFE PILLS, and PHQiENIX BIT
TIERS, apply at MIR. Motlats office No. SAG Broad
way, New ork, where the Pills be obtained
for 25 cents, so cents 81 Der box aud the Bttcrs
for 81 Of So per bottle. u Numerous certificates
of the wonderful efficacy of both. may be there
spectcd.
la obstinate and complicated cases Of chron-
ic and iuAammatory Rheumatism, Liver Complaints
Fever and Ague, Dyspepsia, Palsy, Piles, injuries
trom The use Of mercury guntne, and other diseases
Of long standing, it may be found necessary take
both the Life Pills and the Phoenix Btters, in the
doses before recommended
N. B.-Theso Pills and Bitters will get all n,er
curry orthc system infinitely faster than the best
preparations of Sarsaparilla, and certain RENE
dy for the rushing Of bood to the head,or all oolont
headachcs tic douteureur, dSc.-A persons who are
predisposed 10 aPoplcry, patsy, &c, should never
be without the Lie Pills the Bitters, for one dose
in tune will save life. They equallze the circulu-
ton of the blood, draw all pressure from the head
restore porspiraton, and throw off every impurtv
by the pores OF the skin l0--Iy
For sale by l.. JEWETT, st. Johnsburv
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