Morning herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1837-1840, 1838-06-29
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- June 4. ia
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Yale! Well, you must pay us q visit this summer
and enjoy the beauty Of scenery together with the
pretty smiles and love lit eyes of our beauteous bellies
An annual commencement VIII happen on the 10Th OF
scrprion in your paper. Say whether you will come
or not for the report gets abroad that COM
ne il villinoneQes % lhe that great
, sss. ssy ss cys s yea. ' Sd
ia I've 8 Z dsssiPSsG dsLoss lovely forms that
sksoss 81 SS*ysa susse. aaa loss With eyes Of
they 60 10 or come from the post Office Come, and
expain WHY il 10 that most ladies' are promenadlng
our Broadway" at the hour when most Students
are expected there. know il is not 10 Mr, Bennett
/ ann writing knew it 10 TO- one who - well ni'ed
to discharge the trust WHICH mas been commttea "
him. would have written TO you long before this
Time but it has been hot here that no Think
much less write The heat has been intense that
fears have been entertained of the college Zee house
being mentioned az another case ofspontaneous COM
bustion The faculty can hardly crawlto the reca-
ton rooms--and the students dare not sit under the
trees, lest the old elms should ignite and consume
Them y ~ gagl 4 80 rs. gslsf N -a' ,ts ieHd,
As wish 70 give yea all the news Of our little re-
Literary Magazine we have new publication, call
ed the "Yale Literary Quidnunc" -edNors, Lucifer
& Company-their book seller is - Crimes Esq. II
is good publication, bat rather personal in ITS app
cation and filled with notices Of very little subjects
The animal you have mentioned once or twice in
your paper called "Baaams ass" is no more. He
is gone from these hallswed walls, and fears are en-
terlaned that we may never look upon his like again.
When last SEEM he was vending his way towards
Ohio, with q package Of AbbOfs advice on his
shoulders in the shape of 20 dollar bill addressed
ven. As deep and piercing grief pervades the hearts
Of all lthis community at his unexpected departure
the following note has been Published in the Quid
nunc," in hope of inducing some person to lead back
the stray beast 10 its alscons0lae owner.
- M"srRAYED STOLEN, 8l -.r
From the premises Of Mr. Eldrldge 81 N. M an
animal well known by the name Of Baaam's ass"
The ass is Of the ordinary size of his species of rather
Estimating appearances and easily discovered oy
his appearance he 10 much gwen to smoking segars,
and will answer TO the name 81 Bxct. He 70 passion
ately fond Of eastern nexeN and has been known 10
enter the arcana OF Amos Kendall IN search OF Ando
yer bills. He has agreat aversion TO all names that
end in kiss, such Hotchkiss, for example-is fond
of taking his provender IN what is known as cub."
He is very doclc and amiable in disposition, except
ockjaw and makes him serathy. He Is highly pleas
ed by being patted on the back and will prick up his
ears If Yea call him Bully or Buell. and run after you
like dog. Any person who willrestore said animal
10 the affections Of distressed community, will re-
ceiye one weeks board in club at cost and stew
ards bill included" $500.
The following is the production Of this same ami
NAL which he 10 said to have literally brayed upon
the paper. .sraa
"Dssr Arnsld-Havn seen a honid ssnfustifca-
tion in the "guidxunc" about my lamened cepar-
ture from my all my maker (Ama Mater n l write
to yeu, 10 let you know am well. ! have been
aiming a great many minsr. aiis and ] will send
you books full Of them, which will make young
cab. sn.it Of fxctoss and ayreen dip-oe Kits.
i am going TO explore Grand River or ~ some say,
Salt Riper, where there are 40 spdy shes Of shells
Of these will send you books chock full TO the care
Of Prof. O., which will make your cabby kHn
of an though its mother had found my father. ride
out on horseback often, and always make my saddle
q mule, a. il 10 between horse and On ass. ana
going to teach the young 'uns here how TO bray
tho Young idear hew to shoot. fear shall have to
bid o-deU to all my loving classmates, for whom
shall cherish lasting remembrance. Ask At if
he has got the parcel from Little Falls fer fear that
little falls his way. Remember me TO Shocks, San
deran, Tlmkns and the glorious nine. Excuse all
miss takes, as have taken many things a-miss Di-
rect your communications 10 Payings- viile, though
live some distance from that place, having great
aversion 70 every thing connected With paying.
"Yours dd morfuun, BALAAM's ASS"
Thus we 60 at Yae-always something new.
We are going to have college meeting, and our
orator, R-n, is to deliver the funeral Grafton over
his departed donkeyship. Sic transit gioria mnndi-
Names requiesoe0t in pace. .-...
But dear sir, YOU must pay rs visit, and then you
will appreciate the glories Of institution. Yale,
rale, pro fsrpsre. Semper tuus.
TIE PAnx-Mr. Edior would call your atten-
ton the sverbcarng conduct Of the keeper Of the
Park-"who struts about like turkey Geek order
ing the girls and boys cut Of their own public prone.
made, who, going there for the purpose of trundng
resent it and loudly call for redress If this petty ty
rant does not desis he will hear anon from offend
ed, HooPro.
Humors or the III Ohio ken Turtle Club