Morning herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1837-1840, 1838-06-16

ton bsys eschswsd gambling OF oil xmas gfsoes'
shades and complexionsi bat il appears BY the iol-
lowing in the Boston Transcript that they are quite
aa felt as the game of BRAe. Hear what walter
says:- TT
"The New Workers canRot screw their thermeme-
Ter up beyond 66-no how. They are monsTonsiy
yexed 10 think that We have had II no TO ~. Inc
fact H. we can beat them at yhng but dirty streets
and locofocosm." &
Now would any one believe that this came from
city where they compel man TO buy 10 gallons OF
liquor At lone fell swoop7' We plead guilty to the
charge Of filthy streets and locefocoism; they both
abound ls great extent in this community and we
have suffered some and considerable on account
thereof; but we will not allow ourselves 10 DO beaten
in the matter Of heat" To be sure, our thermsme-
tiers were rather low, until we had four and twenty
Boston editors all Of row here and they got SO
creadfully shot" that they affected the atmosphere,
and the mercury has been on the rise since. Out
of the two Dozen only half found their way down TO
the John w. Richmond in time TO return in her. All
the balance have not been found yet. One Of them
was met going mp Broadway towards the Lunatc
Asylum, the day after he landed here, and
Being Bss Aus pemi 'ull of wine
HIS course direct, but serpentine
He laid hold of young man, and began kissing
you wantr' asked the youth. The editor looked un-
utterabe things and after ess sHss essng long time,
family ariicula,ed "sieam;' he would have said
steam boat" but the boiler Of his talking engine
burst, and steam" was all he could give vent to-
Go to bed" replied the youth, for you've had too
much steam already;" and he left the editor lying
alone IN his glory, on the bread OF his back Ia the
gutter. Ascend member of the editorial eorpses,
l.. Il II -. sIa Unsnlr
booker about the 'wee short hour ayont the twa; )"
nd planting himself before Amos Allen, rapidly re-
pea.ed the words "lodge-lodge- dse'-three
times and fell at full length on the floor, being taken
thence to bed. A third of these corpses" wended
his winding way down into John Davenporls Bowl
ing Alley. SEEING big bowl, he rolled it out nte
the street. up two pair of stairs Being informed OF
his error, and by the assistance of friend, made to
face TO the right about, he resoucly rolled his bowl
int the kitchen, where pretty young IRISH girl was
cleaning knives; the ball striking her amidshipsa nc
laid her the broad Of her back and all her knives
and rattle traps fell upon the floor Our here who
Is almost as renowned as the one sung of by Homer
of old, hearing the girl squawl, and the knives rattle,
and net being sufficiently sompos menfis to dstin-
gush the philosophy of sounds, or OF one sound
from another, very vociferously called Out, II knew
i'll knocked over all the pins-there, that's glory
enough for one editor no other papers got the
news!" And dancing about the room in ecstasy, he
did not discover his error until the poor girl rushed
in and Selling him by the hair of his head, began to
cudgel him most numerically eyes you dirty
spapeen," she cried, "you did knock down all my
pins and I'll let all the papers in the city have the
news" Our Boston brethren did "miss figure"
most sadly when here; they to avoid the Bss-
ten license law, which will not allow them to buy less
than Is gallons Of liquor al time, and no doubt they
meant in all sincerity TO take quiet hsrn with US
in small way but they could have done as well Al
home for less money for there was not soul OF them
that did not take home at least l6 gallons in gooe
skin, and bsund with broad buff belt. There wal
not a Green hand amongst them, in the matter 0
wo,eis, tIcy welv uSvoiInnenfL .fhaj aSenHadsp
seed men eat and drink SO in all our lives! Sixtee
on em had their brandy and water hocassed! Som
on EN- had 10 be pumped cut and some had to
pumped up n" And for fear they should think tina
they have heretofore been scandalized upon this sub
ject, we will simply say to them, by way of conso
aiieh, that !" NO OTHER PAPERs GOT THE sEwsp
DURHAM, THE Drc1AroR, DIcrArISe TO VAN Blu
RES.-Much nonsense 10 running the round of tn
papers relative TO the special messenger, Col. Grey
4
rial fools prs,eRd state the terms Of that message
and the "ComnerciaP' and other papers here forth
with proceed 70 comment on the matter. The con
summa,e fools! Do they no. know that from tn
very nature OF the il must be a srcret message
and can only be known to those Immediately con
cerned in it. viz the Earl HIMSELF his private secre
tary and the messenger, Col Grey. What folly ther
| to speculate upon suggestions.
SAD DEATH.-LET OTHERS TAKE wARsINs.-W,
sincerely greved to learn that the poor young fe
lew who was overcome by rowing in the Edwin For
rest, died yesterday. Our gallant boat club member,
are very valuable members of this community, and
not thus rsshly risk their lives again. by rowing
at MONDAY in summer.
ASorHER VIENNA young man dropped dead
yesterday in Brooklyn, from drinking cold water
when heated.
FosnTH OF JrLy.-Om Newark friends are preps.
ring for the 4,h OF July celebration; il 10 time some
stir was made in this matter in our own city.
BETTsn LATE THAN NRvER.-Thc United States
Northern District Grand Jury have found bills Of in
dctment against Mackenzie and Van Rensselaer,.
There is now some hope that these lswless rsseals
will be properly punished.
II The thermometer again stood At 86e yesterday