Burlington free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1827-1865, 1838-05-18

Persons whose constitutions have been nearly
ruined by the " all-infalliblc" mine raj prepara
tons of the day, will bear ne Witness tha, the
Life Medicines, ~ such only are the true course
TO permanent good health JouN MoFFAr.
General Remarks relative to Mofafs
Life Pills anil Phanir Bitters. .
These medicines have long been known and
appreciated for their extraordinary and immediate
powers OF restoring perfect health to persons sur
orng under nearly every ind Of dsease to which
the human frame is liable.
In many hundreds ofcortiicatcd instances they
have even rescued sufferers from the very verge
Of an unt'ineiy grave, after all the deceptive nos
trums OF the day had utterly failed and to many
thousands they have permanently secured that
uniform enjoyment OF health without which life
itself is but partial blessing. So great indeed,
has their efficacy invariably and infallibly proved
that has appeared scarcely less than miraculous
to those who were unacquain.ed with the beau
tiiuly philosophical principles upon which they
are compounded and upon which they consequent.
ly act. Ii was to their manifest and sensible &C.
ton in purifying the springs and channels oflfe
and cndung them with renewed tone and vigor
that they were indebted for their name which was
bestowed upon them at the spontaneous request
of several individuals whose lives they had OBJ
vlously saved.
The proprietor reioiccs in the opportunity af
lOIutu ny lHc ulllNcTSnl NlNuSlOn OF INC OalIy
press fer placing his VEGETABLE LIFE
PILLS within the knowledge and reach of every
individual in the community. Unlike the host
ofpornicious qunckerics, which boas. of vcgeta
bic ingredients. tho Life Pills are purely and SOLE.
VEGETABLE and contain neither Mercury An.
tlmony Arsenic nor any Otncr mneral,l in any form
whatever. They are entirely composed o! ex
tracts from rare and powerful plants the virtues OF
which though long known to several indian tribes
and r.NoptlV ia nh "a,
chemists are altogether unknown TO the ignorant
prctcnders to medical science and were never
before administered in SO happily efficacious
combination.
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the
first and second stomachs and creating flow Of
pure healthy bile instead Of the stale and acrid
kind ;--Flatvlcncy Pulpitation IF the Heart Loss
Of appetite Heartburn and Head.ache, Restless
ness W-temper Anrieiy Langu0r and Melancholy
which are the general symptoms of Dyspepsia will
vanish las 4 natural consequences ofits cure. Cos
ireneSs, by cleansing the whole length OF the
mestincs with a solvent process and without
violencc all violent purees leave the bowels
:ostive within two days. Diarhna and Cholera,
~ removing the sharp acrid fluids by which these
som olaints arc occasioned and by promoting the
ubrlc alive secretion Of the mucus membrane
Fcrers If all Girds, by restoring the blood to a
regular circulation through the process of pers
,iration n some cases and the thorough solution
Of all in festival distractions IN others. The
LIFE III LIS have been known TO cure Rleu
u,atiSm per nanently in three weeks. and Govt in
nalf that tim by removing local inflammation
from the mus clcs and ligaments Of Ike joints
Dropsies Of all %nds by freeing and strengthening
the kidneys and bladder; they operate most de
lightfully on these important organs and hence
have ever been 70 and Il certain remedy for the
worst cases of Grarel Also Worms by dislodginp
from the Earnings of the bowels the Shiny matter
% which these creatures adhere 1sthma ana
Consumption by relic, lg the air vessels of the
lungs from the mucus which even slight colds
will occasion, which il not removed becomes
hardened and produces th ose dreadful diseases
ScurUy Ulcers and Inreici ate Sores by the per
feet purity which these Life Pills give 10 the blood
and all the humors, Scorhpfic E,uptions & BAD
Compilations by their aera'Ivc effect upon the
fluids that feed the skin the mo ibid state of Which
occasions of Eruptire complaiH Is Saliow Clouds
and other disagreeadie Compiler IONS. The use OF
these Pills for a very short tim C will effect az
entire cure OF SaH-rheRme, Ecysipelas and
striking improvement in the Ciedrncss Of the
skin. Common colds and Mjfue,o "a will always
be cured by one dose or by two even in the worst
cases. Plcs,-asa remedy for t,,is most dis
tressng and obstinate malady he Vegetable
Life Pills Deserve dis,lnc, and mphauc re-
commentator. II is well known 10 hundreds il
this city that the Proprietor of these invaluable
Pills vas himself afflicted with this complaint
for upwards OF thrty.fre years and tha : he tricu
in vain every remedy prescribed within nc whole
compass OF the Materia Medica. lie however
at length, tired the medicine which he ow of
fers to the public and he was cured in very
short time after his recovery had been pronounce
ed not only improbable but absolutely impossible
by any human means.
THE PHOENIX BITTERS, are so called be.
cause ihey possess the power of res orng the
expiring embers OF health to glowing vigor
throughout the constitution as the Phoenix is
said to be restore to life from the ashes offs
own dissolution. Thes Phoenix Btters are en-
hrely vegetable, competed Of roots found only
IN certain parts oflhc wesern country, which will
intalllbly cure FEVER AND AGUES of all
Kinds; never tai! in the sickness incident to young
females; and will be found certain remedy in
all cases OF nervous debility and weakness of the
most impaired constitutions.
AS remededy for Chronic & Imhamitory Rheu.
malism, the efficacy of the Phoenix Bltters will
be demonstrated by the use OF q single bottle.
The usual dose OF these bitters is half wine
glass full, IN water or wine, and this quantity
may be taken two or three times n day about
half an hour before meals, or less quantity
may be taken at ull times. To those who are
aiiiicted with indigestion after meals, these Bit
tiers VIII prove invaluable, as they very greatly
increase the action ofthe principal vscera, help
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