Morning herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1837-1840, 1838-09-06

- asor 81 Asvs Scuyrs 70 che standing dishes d
"loungers" and drsnmers," andn oar sntrswsts b
found wanting in rsciness favor We beg the kinp
reader, for whsss delicate palate serve them up
attribute the defect 70 the unsk fulness Of the artist
rather than 70 the mstsnal, msis nsxs vsrrsxs.
We shall begin, like charity, nearest home; and
our big belsd friends the amable brothers Besncer
shall have the high honor Of heading our list, fol
which We doubt not their we'll known character fol
msgnanimity will induce them 70 make IN approPri-
ate acknowledgment. We beg the world to bear in
mind what we now solemnly avow, that neither envy,
hatred nor malice, nor any other Of the fruits of un
righteousness, have caused to undertake this SER
vice; but simply desire to benefit the rising gene
ration, these sketches are intended to illustrate and
will begin our labor.
BouNcER 4 Co.-These are respectable jobbers,
and rich who have stood it through all the panics
although they can boast high descent, they are by
no means "above buttons but on the contrary, deal
in that artcleprety considerably; whether they are re-
lated to certain noble family in the south of Ireland
not, are unable to tell but certain II 49, they
came from Duchess, and two Of them have formed
alliances with the fair daughter Of rich Knight or
the hammer, with fortunes In perspective, while the
third, Whit cunning than his brothers, has es-
poused the fair inhabant of enc of our groves with
q fortune in possession. One who may have seen
the gallant Lord John Townshend cannot Of being
struck with certain abdominal resemblance which
all three Of them bear to that noble noblemaR. Two
Of the Bosneers are bank directors, and the other is
the President Of company In politics, one il
wing, one conservative, and one lsco-foco-so
that all their customers may be accommodated with
man te their taste. Neither Of them, we believe, Is
an abslitionst, because their Forte lies At tho south
That gentlemen happily situated should have smi-
ing faces, rosy gs, and big bees,s not matter to
excite wonder but that wealth and ease, and honors
which sneryate the minds and fansies of ordinary
men should havea contrary effect on them, 10 worth
noticing. The fact j. les petit romans OF Bouncer
Go. have gained them reputation not tsbe sneezed
at. Their fights Of fancy are at times astounding,
overlapping whole rows Of twelve shilling Gases
Such rich and surprising romances ought not to be
to tho narrow bounds Of rag dealers,
ronsers which would make the nap Of a 6ve point
blanket stand end bat il 10 not for q small genius
like ourseIf to follow the fights Of bettsrs; and
we leave to ADLER pens than the task Of sky
eapng with Bouncer and Co., and proceed TO put on
record, for the benefit Of pesterity, enc Of the
WAYS TO GET RIcH.-Sometime during the sus-
pension of specie payments, when western bills were
At discount of fifteen to twenty per cent, Messfs
Bouacer & Co received from a customer ina western
state draft on one Of our city banksas remittance
with Instructions pay certain part Of it TO one OF
their neehbors also jobbing house The fertleim-
aginatons Of Bouncsr & Co. suggested to them the
beautiful idea Of making an honest penny by paying
their neighbsrs their portion Of the remittance in
" Wild Cat" and other deprecated bills bat these
enlleman rather kicked at the oPeration-feellng
pretty certain that their customers weuld not have
sent them such trash. Bat BSuncer q Co. swore sp-
on their Aenors was the case, and Of course their
neahbors were obliged to receive it, which they did;
but bore the matter in mind and when their western
customer came down in the spring to make his psr-
chsses, they had the curiosity to enquire Of him what
kind Of money he sent to Boaacer q Co. to be
paid over to then and on learning the truth, they
merely remarked to bystsnder, that Bsuncer e. Co.
had the lvelest imaginations Of any jsbbers in town.
Omar AND Goop.-This is most desirable and
attractive caption any article but it is not de-
sirabls and attractive than the subject Of the arti
Gle. IL has been 50 longs saying thar Dsthing good
can be cheap that the remark seems to have become
. settled axiom. The first Now made At this maxim,
however was done BY the small papers, particularly
the Herald; for though the cheapest paper in the
words was found to be the best, the next blow was
given by the sxPenny crdWsries. Now although they
were locked ccldly on n FIRST by the grsndees of the
city, yet stern necessity compelled them to cit Down
sizPenay ordinary often, that II lest that be-
csmea pleasure which was commenced ga necessity,
And the consequences ia that all RATIONAL men now zee
the foly of paying % fer dinner when they get
abundance of ths best with az much clares as man
ought to drink at sitting, for shilliDss; and IL that
10 too much an excsent dinner ale included, can be
20, for three sixpeness. aye syer says oar
readers, "but whereT' Why at Joha Sweeny's, LA
Fuson street. Those who have mover been there
have no idea how comfortable. clsaaly, snd we'll.
cooked every thing 10 in his establishment The
As,sr House never served up better PIC Of ross,
or boiled than 10 to ~ found on Johns table every
day. Its cheap and good II combines the stiis ct
dxics. What folly 10 il to throw away money upon
sx,ravagant eating and drinking; nothing to snow
for il bu, sickly countensnce. Go 70 John Swee-
nys; you canno. ask for dish (sxcept weodcock
and oysters) thsthe cannot supply you with in excel
lent style. You cD eat hide or much, - yosr appe-
lite hslds, and ysu pay bat tnas Tor excellent
meal. Tits IN old saying that
!. The dsesdiairseiss;sx ss1 me. ssus .s .erss
That may be the case at the As,sr and other places
bat il is not 80 q, John Swesnys He will serve ysu
NJ most excellent steak or plate Of 6sh balls, ~