The Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1837-1867, 1838-02-20

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JJjP BR.4.NIJREIlIi aOant8 no college, no 'nstt
tutiom no monopoly, no ehartcr he icing g"ise sat-
isfed 10 rest on The patronage (he Rabdtc J0r ne
s sScrss of his grnndfaMer'S UNITERs.4L VEG
ETABLE Pills, established an Engcamdi ~ 10,
Science should contribute to the comfort, he"'"'
and happiness Of mankind o,,
vuVuESE celebrated Pills OF which eighty tnou-
Il sand boxes have been soId III ~ o'N ~
July, 1885, now recommended ny ,,,tinn in
porsons whom they have cured oicohsu'nPl'o,', ~
Hncnzo dyspepsia, headache, pains ana sense VI
lulness in the back part Of tho head, usuay ''le
symptoms of apopleXy, Jaundice FeVer anu "ano,
bilious scarlet, typhus yellow, nnu eu meryo,,s
of all kinds, asthma, govt, rheumatism, Nervous
diseases liver complaint, pleurisy, inward "eoh
uess de preston Of the spirits, rupiufes, i"iii,n"
lions, sore eyes, fits, palsy, droPsy, sha'' poN' moI
c cholera morbus, gravel, worms, dysehtery, uecl
ness ringing noises in the head Kings eVl', sclHiu
In. eryspelas or st anthony fire, salt rhGnn'' Whte
swellinns ulcers, some of 30 years stnndlhS' Gun
GERS JUNIORS sweled feet and legs, piles, cosIve-
ness all erupons of the skin, frighuu dreams, ie-
male complaints of every kind, especially opsruc-
tons, relaxations, &c. !.
$500 testimonials have been received from lndl-
viduois of the highest responsibility. They III lact
prove and the cures they make, That there /" no
necessity for any other medicine.
Although Is.
hove diseases, he is nevertheless of opinion with
his grandfather, tho late celebrated DR. w m iran
dreth that there is only one disease, an inpn:y Oh
the blood which by impeding the circulation, pTlSS
on Inflammation and consequent arrangement III
the organ part where such impurity OF the biooa
settles and that it is the different appearances winch
this inflammation arrangement put on, that nave
caused medical men to designate sucn appearances
by various names, but which arc in fact, only Tue
same disease, with more or less Vlruionce Or W m
Brandreth fully convinced OF the truth oi Inc
above simple theory, thai lie spent ~ years IN OK
pertinent and laborlOus research INTO the nediciha
pro peros Of the numerous plants composing me
Vegetable Kingdom his object being to compose
a medicine which should at once purify, and pro-
duce by specific action, removal oi All O"a huu"'S
from the blood by the stomach and bowers, as pf
the continuation of the OF such medicine, such
humors are be carried oil, aud the b""o as
sumo state of purity; and whoever taxes theSc
Pills and persevercs with them, Will be sallshed
that DR. VIM. Braudroh fully attained MS philah-
thropic object. 1t is now an absolute ahu NhoWLi
fact that every disease, whether 1t be IN inc hGau
or feet in The brain or meunest member; whether
il be an outward ulcer, or an inward aoScess, arc
ALL though arising from many causes, reducIble TO
this one grand effect, namely, lmpurly OF blood.
! In all cases they will be found safe and simple
remedy vet all powerful for the removal OF disease,
whether chronic or recent infections or otherwise;
and what makes them particularly adapted 10 TINS
country is that there is not the slightest liability to
cold when taking them, indeed the system is ao:o-
utely less susceptible OF cold when under their in
| luence, than at any other tlme--thcretOre IN thls
climate they invaluable. Neither do they re-
quire change of diet or care OF any KIND. In Eug-
| land these Pills have been the only medicine Of
many families for periods varying from forty to SIX
y years and have always proved cttectua IN res'or-
! ing health whenever an alteration from it has oc'
Cured. In many cases where the dreadful rava-
ges Of liberation had laid bare lgaments and bone,
and where 10 all appearance no human means could
save life, have patients by the use OF these pills
been restored TO good health, the devourng disease
having been perfectly eradlcated
| In consequence of the pleasantncSs OF their OPP
Grafton and The dose not generally being required to
be more than four FIVE pills, Onerey keeping in
view the drain upon the humors,) they are last SUI
perseding every other preparation OF protested
similar import Cases may occur where 1t VIII be
proper to take twenty or even thirty or more piiS;
this be considered with reference to highly i'll
! hammatory disease, when great pam is oXper.
enced.
AS Blandreth's pills prevent scurvy, cosiiveness
and its consequences seaiaring men, and at! travel
lers foreign regions, should not be without them,
in order resort to on every occasion OF Illness
N. b. Time climate affects them not.
Southern gentlemen will find this medicine one
which will ensure health to people on Their estates.
Cancers Several cases OF cure can be referred TO;
the cure is sure if perseverance is used.
Consumption. Reference can be made to
bers who have been cured in New York and Brook
! iyn, of this disease.
! TIndicati0n. DIR Brandreth has been assaled by
Tie proprietors of other medicines, as merconary
quacll because he is said to recommend his medl
cine in large quantities, and that good medicine
ing Mercury, Arsenic, antmony, or Hemlock in il
could not be taken in large doses because if it were
such medicines would destroy life at once. He
does not say the medicines to which he ailudes have
those ingredients in them, but it is evident, from
their directions, that great is required in the
taking of them. Now, Brandreth's Vegetable u
Universal Pills can be taken at all times in large or
small doses, according TO urgency of symptoms.
Such is the reputation, and so great the demand
for the Genuine 'Brandreths Vegetable UNI versal
Pills that counterfeit article is made, adoertscd
and sold gouuino-and some individuals who sell
the counterfeit pills, have advertised themselves as
my agent-that have found it necessary pre-
serve the reputation Of my pills. and save the pub
lie from imposition, to furnish every agent with a
certificate which is follows,
"Bynndreth's Vcgetadie Universal Pills"
SECURITY AGAINST CoUNTERFEITs.
The within named, Fare ~ Parmelee of Mid
dletown, Conn are my appointed General Agents
for the State OF Vermont Connecticut Except Fair
field Coz Hampden, Hampshire 81 Franklin Coun
ties, Mass; Cheshire IL Sullivan Counties, n. Ii
in the United States Of America; And this lette