The Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1837-1867, 1838-12-18
yMOFE.aI'S LIFE PILLS and PHOENIX
RIT'TERS


nPA CONTRAST All nations, from the re-
hottest ages, have had ships, but Columbus only
found out the way to America. Before the time OF
the great Spanish navigator, people were only en-
abcd to paddle about the shores. Just so with the
Life Medicines. 1t is but two short years since
first ventured upon an unknown ocean, and have
discovered the precious object was in search Of
HEALTH. Vegetable medicines were indeed
known when | commenced my search, but their
use was not. BY the of them, have not only
pissed from the detected invald,to the hale, hearty
and active of business, but, comparatively
speaking, have renewed my youth. can thus,
with cofidence in my own experience, advise with
nv fellow citizens. Does the reader want proof
that the VEGETABLE LIFE MEDICINES are
suitable to his case? have on file at my Office,
SAC Broadway hundreds of letters from some OF the
most respectable citizens of this my native land
voluntarily offered in testimony of the virtues Of A
GOOD VEGETABLE MEDICINE.
Persons whose constitutions have been nearly ru-
ined by the'all-nfalbe" neutrality-suspicious. OF the
day, will bear me witness, that the Life Medicines,
and such only, are the truo course to permanent
good health JOHN MOrFAI.
GENERAL REMARKS RELATIVE TO MoFFATs LIFE
PILLS AND P9ENIx BITTERs.
These medicines have long been known and APP
preclated, for their extraordinary and immediate
powers Of restoring perfect Ito persons sner-
ing under nearly every kind of disease to which the
human frame is liable.
In many hundreds of certihcated instances, they
have even rescued sufferers from the very verge of
an untmely grave after all the deceptive nosirums
sands they havo permanently secured that uniform
enjoy ment of health, without which life itself is
but partial blessing. SO great, indeed, has their
efficacy invariably and in!aliby proved, that it has
appeared scarcely less than miraculous to those
who were unacquanted with the beautifully philo-
sophical principles upon which they are compound
ed, and upon which they consequently act. 1t was
to their manifest and sensible acton IN purifying
the springs and channels Of life, and endung them
with renewed tone and vigor, that they were in
debcd for their name, which was bestowed upon
uals whose lives they had obviously saved.
The proprietor re oices in the opportunity Afford
ed by the universal dilnsion of the daily press for
placing this VEGETABLE LIFE PILLS within
The knowledge and reach of every individual in
the community Unlike the host of pernicious
quackeries. hich boast ofvegeRble ingredents,the
Life Pills are purely and SOLELY VEGETABLE, and
nehss fns2
are entirely composed of extracts from rare and
powerful plants, the virtues of which, though long
known to several Indian tribes, and recently 10
some eminent pharmaceutical chemists, are alto
gether unknown to the ignorant pretenders to med
cal science; and never before administered in
so happily efhcacous a combination.
Their first operation is to loosen from the coats |
Of the stomach and bowels. the various impurities
aud crudites constantly settling around them; and to
remove the fEces which collect in the cow buttons
IF the small ntestines. Other medicines only par
tally cleanse these and leave such collected masses
behind as to produce habitual cosuveness, with all
is train of evils, sudden diarrhoea, with its mi.
1ent dangers This fact is well known TO all reg
liar ANTAGONISTS, who examine the human bowels
,fter deah and hence the prejudice of these well
informed men against the quacl< medicines of the
,ge. The second effect ofthe VEGETABLE LIFE |
PILLS is to cleanse the kidneys and the bladder,
md by this means, the liver and the lungs, the
,eathu action of which entirely depends upon the
regularity of the urinary organs The blood which
axes its red color from the agency of the liver and
ungs before it passes into the heart, being thus pu-
flied by them, and nourshed by food coming from
he clean stomach courses freely through the VEINS
enews every part of the system, and triump hantly
mounts the banner of health in the blooming cheek.
The following are among the distressing variety
If human diseaseso which the Vegetable Lille Pills
ire well known 10 be niallible:-
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the first
md second stomachs, and creating a flow of pure
healthy bile, instead of the stale and acrd KIND;
-Fatucncy, Paipttation Of the Heart, LoSs o. up
,etite, Heartburn and Headache, RestlessneSS, Ill.,
emper, .4naiety, Languor, and .Nelanchoty, which
ire the general symptoms of Dyspepsia, will vanish,
is natural consequence OF its cure. CostloenesS,
W cleansing the whole length OF the intestiues with
solvent process, and without violence; all violent
urges leave the bowels costive within two days.
Di0rrhOea and Cholera by removing the sharp acrd
lulds by which these complaints are occas'oned,
md by promoting the lubricative secretion OF the
nuscus membrance. Fcoers OF alt kinds,by restor-
ng the blood to n regular circulation, through the
process of perspiraton in cases, and the thor
,ugh solution of all intestinal distractions in others
rhe LIFE PILLS have been known to cure Rheu-
ndtiSm permanently in three weeks, and t'out IN
lalf that time, by removing local inflammation from
he muscles and ligamenis of the joints proposes
If all kinds by freeing and strengthening the XIV
loys and bladder; they operate most delightfully."-,
IN these important organs, and hence nave ever
,een found a certain remedy for the worst cases OF
Grayel Also, WOrmS iromits lodging from the
urnings of the bowels the siymy matter to which
hese creatures adhere; Asthma and Consumption,
~ relieving the air vessels of the lungs IRON Inc
nucus, which even slight colds will occasion which
f not removed becomes hardened, and produces
Jren nj
rate Sores, by the perfect purity which these Life
Pills give the blood, and all the humors Seorout'c
and Bad Complementary their Alternative
fleet upon the fluids that feed the skin, the morbid
tate of which occasions all Ernpti0e complaints,
,aoao Ctoudy and other disagr ceabte 'omptcrtoms
rhe use of these Pills for very short time, will eff
ect an entire cure of Salt rheum. Erysipeas, and
trikng Improvement in the Cfearness Of the skin.
Common Colds and Influenza, will always be cured
" one dose, by two, even in the worst cases.
'ues,-as remedy for this most distressing and
Estimate maIady, the Vegetable Life Pills deserve
distinct and emphatic recommendation. tits well
noxvn 10 hundreds in this city that the Pronriator