Lincoln telegraph. [volume] (Bath, Me.) 1836-1846, 1838-08-16
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"NEW DOCTR NE"

| "NEW DOCIR NE.
awe consider the brain and spinal ma ROW, as
the galvanic battery and the nerves, the conduct
ors of the galvanic (nervoces) haid, which orgi
nate all our motions. pleasures pains feelings, af-
fections, thoughts and sentiments and yet, as the
nerves form part of system, their healthy ac-
ton depends upon the blood If The blood be Vi
tated, the fluid, made from the blood, must
be the same, and vitiated fluid cannot pro-
duce healthy or proper motion. thou hts, feelings OF
sentiments, III at quarrelS, murders suicides and
EVERY KIND Of crime and cruelty may he leg1ta-
! mately traced TO BAD CORRUPT STATE OF
THE BLOOD" [Brandreth's Advertisement.
The first part of the above paragraph contains no
new doctrine, in the sense in which it appears that
the prince of empyrics would have believe. he
knowledge of Cavansm is of recent date. but The
4octrine of Calvanic influence in the operations of
the animal economy B. Brandreth never thought of,
till it was advanced by others, and made subjecl
of scientific discussion among men, whose reputa-
ton were founded upon a more substantial basis,
than that of imposing upon the public, through the
medium of Grandtather's name. J he last pat
of the paragraph however, willing To place
fully to the credit of this man of pills, though we
should not be surprised TO knowt at even that is
borrowed plume, Notwithstanding all the intrinsic
evidence of its being the natura! growth Of his own
added crest.
Among the 25 propositions given as, facts the first
10 are neither original nor new but the 18th and
18th deserve 10 be considered in connexion with the
20h which last is an assumption of superiority so
far beyond the ridiculous pref nsiors of the thousand
vendors of nostrums that nest the world at the pres
ent day that Martnus Scriblerus, were he now v-
ing would honor the name of this autocrat of pill
boxes with specimen Of the Bathos.
Hail Branlreth Hail! God of tn. healing power;
Thou Dearest thy Grandsre's mantle thy back,
The morld S Sa, cation rests upon thy soul;
Go ior,b, thy pills proclaim, and save Mankind
Let us consider the last sentence oft paragraph
with the three propositions. lf the blood be vita
ted the nervous fluid made from the blood must be
the same and vated nervous fluid cannot produce
healthy or proper motion, THOUGHTS, JeHngs or
sentm EMS; so that quarels, murders suicides and
erey kind Of crime or cruelty, may be legiimafely
traced to a bud stare or corrupt Of the blood"
81 here is no c1ecual method of purifying the
blood, except by tho use of vegetable physic
"1 his vegetable physic must be of such nature,
that it may be taken for any length of time without
injury of tn digestive organs
"rHE ONLY MEDICINE KNOWN to possess
those properties is DR. Brandreths Universal Veg-
etaJie PMs"ut
! We shall not stop TO compare DIR Brandreth
claims with those of the multitude of other nlanufac-
rers of professedly infaIhle noslrums Suffice it to
speak of the Dr's pretensions aone. He in effect
processes be the Sariour of the world. Now GER
tain famous DR., not 40 miles from ,professed to
be 'called by the Savior - but we presume he did
not mean Or rrandreth The Dr. tells us that ali
evil "thoughs, feelings, sentiments and every kind
of crime and cruelty depend upon bad state OF
the blood That the only medicine KNOWN 10 pos
sess those properties purifying the b'cud) is Or
Brandieth's Universal Vegetable Fill's''
Hail Brandreth hail!--Cod of the healing power!!
We advise all such professed ministers of the
gospel as look with single eye to the prosperity of
Zion and with taco to their own tenpoia al interests,
when they prepare to enter the pulpit to take box
of Brandreth's pills that they may be purged fom all
evil thoughts and selfish feelings and be enabled TO
preach ard pray with faith ard sincerity, and as a
consequence will never fail to have their prayers
swered And we suggest for The benefit of their
hearers that they never fail to prepare themselves in
6 like manner for the duties of the Sabbath in order
that they may effectuay refrain from all thoughts
Of their worldly business ard induce pure and ho
y state of the affections and especially important do
we deem it, that the members of the church who re-
qpe great things of him who fills the sacred office
should take double portion of the pills that they
may with pure and understanding hearts hear to
EDIFIcArIoN' thus becoming howl and hum
be, and not through medding spirit of self esteem
and sef-righteousness, eLdeavor TO seek the des
truciion other minister. We cannot fail to per-
ceve tina. if the pill doctrine be reduced TO univer.
sal practice throughout the arorld, according TO the
"New Doctrine of Dr. Brandreth, that all persons
born after that important era, will be as pure ant
sness. as our first parents before the fall and al
differences deducible from this position we leave
the consideration Of divines, on reminding them
the Necessity o. continuing the pills to prevent
second transgression.
!, We advise all party politicians but more especial
" those of the Van Ruren LocoFoco Fanny Wrigh
School to be well supplied with. and liberal in the
application ofhese pills, to the end that they may BE-