The Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1837-1867, 1838-01-02

ny IA wa liz nm this side the lord chancellor
uoton' stood M and sad--"lf you lie on po'l'
sides, whom will you have me to believe =
DIR BRANDRE1Y4 .0ants no college, no s' Sat
ttOn, no monopoly, charter ne 0e'ng G"tce Sd
o4 10 yest on Tic R@tTeGgf = VI TEG
ETABLE pills, cstaDiished IN Emg s o nI1,
"Scienco should contribute TO the COMFORT "o"''"
and happiness Of mankind.
vBYUESE celebrated Pills OF winch elehly tnou
| 4 sond boxes have been sold in N. YORK since
| Julv 1895 are now recommended by thousands
persons whom they have cured OF cohsu'nP.on, ~ -
Huonza dyspepsia, headache, pans ana scmso l., -
GniIncss in tic back part of the head usually th'
symptoms of apoploxy, Jaundico, Fever ana ngne
bilious. scarlet typhus, yellow, and common ioVel'
of ali kinds, asthma, govt, rheumatism, nervous
Diseases liver complaint, pleurisy, lhWula Wo"N
uess depression of the spirits, ruptures, hluilll"
tons sore eyes, fits, palsy droPsy small pox' mea
sizes Group, coughs, whooping cough, qulhZy, Gnor
ic, cholera morbus, gravel worms, oyscni1'y, acG
ness, ringing noises in the head, Kings GVi',
la, oryspelas or st anthony fire, salt rhonm "hlt'
swellipgs ulcers some Of 30 years standing, Gun
GERS tunors, swelled feet and legs, piles, costive
ness all eruptions of tho skin, rlghtiui Dreams 10
male complaints of every knu' esPec'"'S ''''''0
lions, relaXations, &c. r. 81;
$500 testimonials have been received from ilui
viduas of the highest respectabllily' lhey ~ 'ao
prove, and the cures they make, that there ~ H~
necessity for any other medicine.
Although DR. b. has enumerated by hanie '''o "a
hove disoases he is nevertheless OF OPINION WIN
his grandfather the late celebrated Or WIN, nl"n "
dreth that there is ony one disease an lmpu!lty u
the blood which by impeding the circulation, ofhS'
on inflammation and consequent deranSpioi'; -
the organ or part where such impurty OF the pioo.
settles; and that it is the different appearances "io
this inflammation or arrangement put oh' tn"t nav "
caused medical men to designate sucn appear"
nv various names, bat which are IN TACT, only Tue
same disease, with more or less vlrulence' III w ~
Brandreh was fully convinced OF the truth Vi Tue
above simple theory, thai he spent 81 years IN GA
IoI,n
nro1ertics of the numerous plants composing t''
| Vegetable Kingdom; his object being 10 coinPose
a medicine winch should at once PURIFY, "'iu pr
duce by specific action, removal OF an pua huhoi
from, the blood by the stomach and bowels, Us ny
tho continuation of the use OF such medicine
humors are sure to be carried of, and the blood as
sumo state of purity; and whoever iaNes
Pills, and perseveres with them, will De sa,sheo
that DR. VIM Brandreth fully attained his philah'
thropic object. 1t is now an absolute ana N'om a !
fact that every disease, whether 1t be IN the heao
or feet in The brain meanest member; Whethei
il be an outward ulcer, an inward abscess, are
all, though arising from many causes, reuuC'pie u
this one grand effect, namely, impurity OF blood
In all cases they will be found safe ana sii'Pl'
remedy vet all powerful for the removal OF disease
whether chronic or recent, infections or otherwise
and what makes them particularly adapted 10 TINS
country is that there is not the slightest ilaDty
cold when taking them, indeed the system IS ao;o
uely less susceptible of cold when under their IN
huence, than at any other time-tcroiore IN thl
climate they are Invaluable Neither DO thcy he
uuirc change of diet or care OF any KIND IN Eng
land these Pills have been the only medicine o
many families for periods varying from forty to six
ty years and have always proved eilecuai IN restor
ing health whenever an alteration from IL mas DC
Cured. In many casos where inc dreau'ni ray d
ges of liberation had laid bare lgaments and bone
and where TO all appearance no human means coul'
save life, have patients by the use OF these pli
been restored good health, the dcvourlng disease
having been perfectly eradcated.
In consequence Of the pleasantness of their op
Grafton and the dose not generally being required
be more than four or five pills. (merey Keeping II
view the drain upon the humors,) they are fast su
perseding every other preparation OF proiesset
similar import. Cases may occur where 1t VIII Dc
proper to take twenty or even thirty or more Pills
this must be considered with reference TO highly in
hammaory disease, or when great PAIN is eXPen
enced.
AS Bandreth's pills prevent scurvy, costivencs'
and its consequences, seaaring men, and all travel
crs to foreign regions, should not be without them
in order to resort to on every occasion OF illness
N B. Time or climate affects them not.
Southern gentlemen will find this medicine one
which will ensure health to people on Their estates.
Cancers. Several cases ofcure can be referred to
the cure is sure if perseverance is used.
Consumption. Reference can be made to mum
bers who have been cured in New York and Brook
Ign, of this disease.
TIE proprietors of other medicines, as u mercenar
. quack, because he is said to recommend his medi
cine in large quantities., and that no good medlcIn
is required. The fact is, that any medicine hav
could not BIO taken in large doses, because fit wer
such medicines would destroy life at once. ii
: does not say the medicines to which he audes hav
those ingredients in them, but it is evident, fron
their directions, that great care is required in til
; taking of them. Now, Brandreths Vegetable U
Universal Pills can be taken at all times, in large
small doses, according TO urgency of symptoms.
4 Such is the reputation, and so great the deman
[ for the Genuine sBrandreth's Vegetable Universe
Pills that counterfeit article is made, adoertiSc
q and sold genuine-and some individuals who sci
the counterfeit pills, have advertised themselves
; my agent--that have found it necessary to pre-
serve the reputation of my pills, and save the pull
lie from imposition, to furnish every agent with
certificate, which is follows,
Z; 'Brnndreths Vegetable Universal Pills."
; SECURITY AGAINST CoUNTERFEITs.
n The within named, Fare ~ Parmelee of Mid
dleown, Conn. are my appointed General Agen,
for the State of Vermont, Connecticut Except Fail
field Co. y Hampden, Hampshire 81 Franklin Cour
ties, Mass; Cheshire & Sullivan Counties, N. L
in the United States of America; And this lette
t which is signed by me, B. BRANDRETH, in my ow
y hand writing, must also be signed by the with
a named General Agent, whose names will also az