Piney Woods planter and Amite union literary reflector. [volume] (Liberty, Miss.) 1838-1838, 1838-10-13

~ v@nsurU w buy tb1t INC Cnuufbt WUulu na
., as difficult task TO perform in easing d
y Judges conscience, (if he has any,) as d
y knight ofLamancha did in convincing b
n squire that new adventures were prefer
e bic to baked duck on an empty stomac
Q 1.-THE Judge means by the word "st,
kerr" Technically an assistant, then h,
. he complimented instead of ridiculcd M,
. for he could not have placed me in NOR
: enviabie light than that Of assisting T.
! Spurlock, or any one else, in carrying ou
and Perpetuating those principles laugh
J by the great apostle Of American literty
and putting dozen that DErEsrApLr do.
trine 'chich hcJUDoE RIMsELy ADVOCATES
viz: that the PEOPLE ARE INCAPABLE n,
sELF-GovERNMENT; but if he mean, 10 =
ply il as derivasive Of the verb to strike
taken in its general acceptance. viz. !,
beat will reply that notwithstaDdino
Mr.. &pariock is devoted friend. We, /
would sooner be his "strikcr" than ,ha, Of
a romdns 'Hosi soft qui NAL . pense .
Viewing the word "striker" in the .bov.
light; il appears that J. J. Graves com.
very near getting "striker' some time
last spring, and that TOO, (Oh! who could
have thought i.!) in the person Of nj. bo,
orable colleague; for have very good an
'norlty tor saying that the Judge purchas
ed a pair Of pistols for the crprcss pxroo.-
81 SHOOTING J. J. Graves, for his mal.,re.,
ment towards one of the editors of,hs
pressme, however, this was
Inc cause; the pistols being purchased and
The threat made during the controversy
between the Planter and Advocate /,
appears, upon the whole, however, that the
Judge has but little predilection for be- |
coming the "striker" of the masculine gen
Ier' being VIGOROUSLY known as the .ssr;-
:er" Of the other SEX; still, in cou.idcra-
ION Of the Judges courtesy in honorins
ne with the title Of 'SpuRLocx's srRrkrR.,
WISH 70 De as courteous as himself, and
y the same rule that he obtained a title
Or me, will derive one for uIa,--if from
no verb strike comes the noun striker. 40
'on the verb kill comes the noun killer;
nus, with but little trouble TO myself, and
hope much honor to the Judge, have
REQUIRED him a title, and forthwith, (by au-
aority, dub him "GrGres' killer
"---murdcr, though il have no tongue will {
speak, Il
With most miraculous organ----" In
le says, that neither the article nor the
ritter shall receive any notice from him, $
ct, forsooth, ne has noticed nothing else !
nee Neegator made his appearance !
hen ne was not taxing his ingenuity in !
venting scurlous cpithets, or running !
er his vocabulary Of blackguard;sms, in b
arch Of some name to apply TO the wri-
r, his critical eye was busily engaged in K
aiming the precision, perspicuity, style, v
c. &c. Of the article; and what do you .
ink was the fiat Of this Rhadamanthus? :,
re il is, that the article, Neegator, and !. :.
!, should be cast into outer darkness. :,
'cause the commencement Of that article 4
as too Jfippaat to suit his refsed taste. q
ow, as we are fond Of pleasing all Jad- a
-, whether Of the Rhadamanthus, legal, 9
literary order; would recommend the Q
ldge to read again the third paragraph !.
this article, and will venture to say that 9
will find dis, at least, sufficiently racy,
ZEN to stand his acknowledged critical v
:umen. 4,
Cne more remark will reply to and ii
smiss the Judge, 50 far as his remarks e. y
,ited by 'Neegator' is concerned, He :,
ys the writer Of thar article is endeay- II
ing to establish character by writing :,
ga paper" True, the writer would =
Ie to establish character" but not =;
Oh arharacter as "A Corn PIanscr' es- to
blished, (hem,) l wonder ifthe Judge has ii
rgotten that he once wrote in ga paper" -
0? Twonder If he does not recoIlect the u
ne when Jehu Wall was the subject of y
nversation-spcaking Of his qualifca- '.
ms as Senator, that he Smith said that II,
did not consider himself qualified to b,
charge the duties incumbent on Sen OF
'r, and to prove that Wall was not, said W
II when Wall was measuring corn by The fr'
cK, and wHIsKEY By The giH, that he
IS then figuring largely in ga paper,r 10 10