Morning herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1837-1840, 1838-08-09

Any old pots and kssAss 10 ssswd-LosShing ky-
snds f-c:--Wc ass nov shout 10 hin two smds wiih
nese twins. and scossdngly We don, chose 10 play
the part - a. so esfarsen," and separass them. Ne.
is a juvenile uBker-we mean, I'm neschant God
save the mark, IN Catherine sueet-and No. does
roe by virtue Of which he Of calls hlmsef
merchant Our heroes, as we have said, have been
brace Of insepsTables; where ever You saw the one,
you might be sure the other was within gunshet, and
this partnership was quite udiceus, because they are
both wits; but unfortunately: owing to the tasteess
ness of the age, they get no person 10 laugh al
their jokes but themselves. They have also other
causes for sympathy-for they are both marveisusly
fond OF the both marveIlously fond VI mint
Julaps occasionally interarded with GIN cockiali;
and both have such marvellous aversion to work,
that their chielest industry consists IN seeing VINO
shall be the greatest dler from one week end TO the
other When we say work, we mean matters OF ase-
fulness for in other affairs worthless are complete
busy bodies. No, 4, for instance, who by the way,
II no relation TO the editor of the He add will do the
eenteel BY many cobblers al sitting AZ any other
young gentlemen about town. and then he can tear
away ike the capper Of a mill about his conques,s
among the ladies'; and there Is such thing as trng
hun oat al borrowing odd shlings from neighbors,
until The "tomorrows" which never ceme. And
then for No. s. he IS, il possible, more indetatl-
gable than his second self. In the first place, he has
ridden bis brother In laws poor old eGrt horse al
most TO death in his ambition to pass off among the
Hats for dashlng young buck from the country; and
then he must "shake Leg every public ball
within ten miles round, Notwithstanding he Is SO
awkward dancer that he was short time since
nearly the death of young lady at the Shakespeare
BY tripping her up land placing her "hors du combat
IN waltz sesides he can eat nlolasses candy with
the skill and industry OF nngal monkey and asfor
the eobblefs il is rumored that even No Ais hardly
a match for him. These aentes are bath lntolerablc
bores because they are so long winded; for however
interesting their little pecuarities might make them
for few minutes, they become somewhat more DIM
cult TO bear than the too,haehe when they have bored
you with their society for three mortal hours, which
is their general system. In appearance, No. is
anky looking fellow, with black hair, and sewage
OF CRIMSON round his eyes, which give sufficient evil
eence OF the slaughter he has committed IN the fields
of brandy and OF midnight sacrificed the shrine of
Menus No s is ansst the parallel of the above,
but If difference must be made, he is not so well
locking; though, If the truth must be told, neither of
tAem have great deal 10 brag OF IN the way et
beauty.
We have said our heroes were nseperable cronies,
but alas! its long lane which has no turns so our
Samese twins have had quarrel OF late which will
most probably end in tragedy. Ii appears that the
father of No. A. envious Of his sons progress tho
high road Immortality bundled HIM off to sea, in
order that he might improve himself IN morals before
the mast. During his absence No fell deeply in
love, and then had rHIng quarrel with The lady In
the meantime back cane No. A whom No. shortly
after sent on a mission of pcacemaking TO his mann.
olrata. But, alas / No worked the card well for
his friend he worked it better for himself; for in
week after, he regularly installed her most devo
ted, while poor No. 5 was thrown on the shelf like
old slipper Ii is said that No. A, like Othello,
successful BY discussing OF the wonders he had came
across in his travels for by all accounts, he shas
been among Gavers Lihipntions, and Brobdg
nags and alsO IN other countrics-In one OF which
the men carry their heads under their arms-n an
other where the inhabitants have neither heads or
arms at al--and in third, where the children grow
upon bushes. We have not heard that he has been
TO the moon during has rambles, bat he locks SO full
We have said that the busting affair led to quarrel
between the friends, and we have TO add that they
may now be seen any day in the week chasing each
other with Bowie knives and pistols, but, neverthe-
ers way for Of equences. Oar visit shall
be TO Mott street, then 10 Beekman street, then 10
City Hall Place, and SO on.
p. S. Some people take much trouble TO discover
the writer OF these sketches, but they might well
endeavor 10 discover the perpetual motion. Our
trends b. in South street. D IN Plat street, nj. in
City Hall Place, r. in Park Place. b. in Beekman
street, T. in Ann street, b. in Front street, M. in
Bayard street, and NJ. bankrupt editor, have been
Suspected but, nevertheless, those whom it may
concern are wide OF their mark ever BY the
way, we were perhaps too severe No. g. who, a
ew pecu'larhes excepted, is as clever fellow as
any IN town.
Loungers No. T." w his-Serando Club,
These werihies have had meeting, and are maxi
ing great forts TO find the author Of sketch No. A.
hth suFpti~h 10 ul,oH yobuA man Wuo mas sui.
fered little hlmself;' but, your gentlemen you
are altogether wrong in your suspicious. They raj
lied something stronger on their last meeting. Yeu
should not be 40 "wraihy" and fery'-you should
not let your angry passions rise, and fall such
trivial question ms the morality Of bathing in pre-
sence Of females on the romantic shores Of Long Is
land, with "leaiher aprons'--for like the Kilkenny
cats, ye will devour yourselves
There is ne denying but the young gentlemen are
great favores with the ladies'. The dear creatures
IN their personal appearance there is denying but
they are kilhng-"vonde we're do they bury their
dead, and who !. their unde-takcr7 These young
gentlemen are about turning their attention TO mill.
tary affairs" o my country! Are you 20 ny TO the
lines my bys, to perfect the "neuraiiy'' Of your
adopted countryl Brave bys, what weeping and
wailing We will have AT your departure! DO ye re-
member the" Irish GreensP' Copy by then, bys,
and fab, ye will do your country some Service
gut the erls, the "darlnls, will fret after you so
take them along at all hazards for after shooting MT
your fathers cern foes the Oraneem, n, the 9th
de Of the lines, ye will want same lovely ones
soothing care and languishIng love TO rest your
ry limbs.
Oh, how beautiful 10 the attachment of woman in
mans adversely! Such heroic young men will want
some lovely being 10 smooth their pillows alleviate
then pans-for the GLORIOUS circumstance OF war has
pains. SO take he "darhnls" along, thor attach
mcnts are strong.
"womsnl bles, partner Of osr joys ard woes!
Even IN the DARKEST hour of earthly M,
DISTINGUISHED yet thy fond shvc,.n gIews
Thr BIS 9Th o ch pule, a. bats vi evr~y thrill!
B'ishto'.r the ~sted scene thou hovereasll,
Asg~i comfort tn the fSiag solL
sorrow nte he he, ub er frvcrixh main