Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1838-07-06

: virtues Of a GOOD VEGETABLE MEDI
, CINE.
Persons whose constitutions have BEEF
nearly ruined by The Gall infaliabIe" minera
preparations Of The day, will bear me witness
that the Lille Medicines, and such only, ar
the true course to permanent good health.
w JOHN MOFFAT.
General remarks reIatire 10 Nofdrs Lif
Pills aud PHOENIX BIT7'ER.S.
Thes medicines have long been known an,
appreciated, for their extraordinary and imme
date powers of restoring perfect health, e
persons suffering under nearly every kind o.
disease to which the human frame is liable
In many hundreds Of certifcsted instances
hey have even rescued sufferers from the very
verge of an untmely grave, after all the de-
ceptive nostrums Of the day had utterly fail.
ed and to many thousands they have perma-
nently secured that uniform enjoyment oil
health, without which life itself is but par
tial blessing. So great, indeed, has their ef-
iicacy invariably and infallibly proved, that il
has appeared sea rcely less than miraculous TO
those who were unacquainted with the beauti-
! fully philosophical principles upon which they
are compounded, and uron which they conse-
quenlly act. IL was to their manifest and sen
! sible action in purifying the springs and chan
nels oflife, and endung them with renewed
tone and vigor that they were indebted for
their name, which was bestowed upon them
at the spontaneous request Of several ndivid-
uals whose lives they had obviously saved.
Tho proprietor reioices in the opportunity
afforded by the universal diffusion Of the daily
press, for placing his Fegefdbie Life Pills
within the knowledge aud reach of every indi-
vidual in the community. Unlike the host Of
pernicious quackeries, which boast of vegeia-
BILE ingredients, the Life Pills are purely and
solely Pegefdbic, and contain neither Mercu-
ry, Antlmony, Arsenic, nor any other mineral,
IN any form whatever. They are entirely
composed OF extracts from rare and powerful
plants, the virtues of which, though long known
10 several Indian tribes, and recently 10 some
eminent pharmaceutical chemists, as altogeth-
er unknown to the ignorant preienders 10 med
ical science aud were never before admins
tered IN so happily efIcacious combination
The first operation is TO loosen from the
coats OF the stomach and bowels, the various
impurities and crudities constantly settling
around them; and 10 remove the hardened
faces which collect in the convoluiions of the
small intesiines. Other medicines only par-
tally cleanse these aud leave such collected
masses behind, as to produce habisual cos
uveness, with all its train of evils, or sudden
disrrbGa, with its imminent dangers This
Tact is well known. TO all regular ANTAGONISTS,
who examine the human bowels after DEATH
aud hence the prejudice Of these well inform
ed men against the quack medicines of The
age. The second effect Of the VEGETA-
BILE LIFE PILLS is TO cleanse the kidneys
and the bladder, and by this means, the liver
and the lungs, the healthful action of which
entirely depends upon the regularity of urin- |
AIRY organs. The blood which takes lis red
color from the agency of the liver and the
lungs before II passes into the bearl, being
thus purified by them, and nourshed By food 4
coming from clean stomach, courses freely |
through me veins, renews every part of the /
syslem, aud triumphantly mounts the banner
OF health in the blooming cheek.
The following are among the distressing va.
riety of human diseases, TO which the Vepota-
bic Life Pills, are well known to be infalli.
ble:--
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the
first and second stomachs. and creating a anw
Of pure healthy bile, instead of The STALE and
acrid kind; Fiatuiency, Pdipiiation of he
heart Loss Of Appefite, heartburn, and
Head ache, ResfiessRess, M-femper. dDyie-
", Languor, and NeidRchoIy, will vanish. ne
natural consequence of its cure. Cosfir, Il
ness, by cleansing the whole length Of the
n'es'nes with a solvent process, and without
'iolence all violent prrges leave the bowels
'ostive within two days. DiarrhGa and Chol-
ra, by removing the sharp acrid fluids by
when these complaints are occasioned, and by
promoting the ubricatve secretion of The mn
us membrane, Ferers Of all kinds by reslor-
ng the blood TO regular circulation. through
ne process OF perspration 10 some cases, and
hrough solution of intestinals obstruciions
others. The LIFE PILLS have been
nown 10 cure Rheumatism permanently in
hree weeks, and Gout in half that time, by
emoYing local Inflammation from The mus
les and llgamenis Of the joints. D,opsies
I an hinds by freeing and Strengthening the
Idneys and bladder, they operaie most de- |
shtiuiiy on these important organs, and hence a
ave ever been found a certain remedy for the
yorst cases Of Gravel. Also, Horns, by dis :
1dglng from the turnings of the bowels the !
limy matter TO which these creatures adhere
SHhnld and consumption, by relieving The air
essels of the lungs from the mucus; which
ven Slight colds will occasion, which If mo-, ,
emoved become hardened and produces those
readiul diseases, Scm'ry, Ulcers, and h,ref- ;.
rate sores, by the perfect purity which these
life Pills give 10 the blood, and all the bn- Y
iors, Scor0uttc eTuptions, and bad Cogipie,- e
ms, by their Alternative effect upon the hn;ds
nat feed the skin, the morbid state of wb;ch :
ccaslons all ErupiiDe complaints. .SoJJos, Y
LOUDLY, and other disagreea6le Co,nnle r;a,''
he use OF these Pills for very short linz
III elect an entire cure of .Sait-rheun Eru' z
lPeias, and a striking, Improvement in ,So
iearness Of Lhe skin Common colds ny =
Ya"enza will always be cured BY one dose
oy iwo,. even 10 the worst cases. Pills - ,
remedy Tor this most distressing and ob-
mate maiady, the Vegetable Life Pills. de- 70