True American. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1835-18??, 1838-07-02

NEW ORLEAI
~ me Nlasara-theieiore resolved Tuesday last trir
y cincinnati, for one day only returned again ns
.ghf; begin TO feel thit ani yery ;mportant ind
n ma as ms instant the Journal Of this city was pu
m: X nand stating, amongst great many othe
.aings, that ] had actually run ayay from Iou;syll
10 escape the effects of the wonderful magnetic nee i
2, doctor Snip the knight of the thinbe alias,
and feanfi however, proves that the fable of The bo
~ woii' Is applicable to the journal. The fable is
a hoy was employedta watch and give the alarm
wien inc wolf appeared; he being eilker sootman
aior sn p or liar frequently cried out the wolf il
Ionng, to the great dismay of the citizens III
anu not to be believed even when he spoke the truth
me act Is, that causes produce their effects ST.
VIII prove, of the allwise writer's DR.. Snip a. CO.. If
ae Journal | would advise them to provide them
seves with steam engine press, in order to meet tile
wonderful demand and increase of that paper az il is
@eli known, there many who seek for nothing bu
sehood, out of sheer love to the vendors of thai rt
It But unfortunately for Goliah Snip, of needle and
people, alied, and far famed as lovers Of
ruin Therefore they will las effects produced by the
eauses naturally say, want to read paper that |
may rely on, therefore will seek such, and become
subscriber to the other journals, wllase statements
VIII hotprs>. false. Their las Statements are too pal
pabie to requlre r,futation; yet will state:
| Isl. ain agalnln tits hotel.
8, "a. That shall rernai,t he 3lst Jul tho DR.
|
| il remained after the Goth.
81. That frtm this, shall proceed to Cincinnati TO,
fourteen days emily, of which wish DR. Snip & Co., te
, nnsar y The afflicted, in their own aniabs
never tails to bring me patients
4th. That from Cincinnati shailnroceed TO ire
rails OF the Niagara, TO be at Bllalo, (ifir Snip & Co.
90 not take away my iie on the LIST of September ann
a,New York on the list of November ospenJ the Who'll.
OF the next summer in order laugh a. all the wbolll
fhistlnes; the medical Goiahs of Boston, Philadej.
Pima, Memphis, Nashville aud Louisville, who lei
probably, before That time arrives
doors, hoiah LIST, Rope andtnre
sioliah I'd. Currer &c. Gotta matt.
i9r asses mules, &c, Goliah 4th Corn cutter. Col;
an 9th, Paints and drug, ard pickle store. Goloh Gh
Tue most magnificent of ALL DR., snip, alias Bell. te,
paithe TO the propretors and cditors of the Innrni
| Lastly would lave tile noble DR.. snn a "a ,
know, that long before they were abe to thread noe
dleor spreada ulster had been for years in the h., n,
II ct restoring sight to The Blind, and that ,on tyhr
was co ector of his iIaesy's customs Ia rea, IL,
spinner; the currieE the harness maker for assa he
corn cutter; the paint and dug store keeper: and s
magnificent doctor Snip, ever more than drse'r
state shall receive ladies and stra gers tjHn IL
a VI. and gentlemen from 3 to o'cloc p NJ. eve,
day,to obtain my opinion without ZEE as usual
In great haste,
JOHN WILLIAMS Dcu,is,
jefferson House, Louisville, JuIv II 1897
P, S.-since writingmy asst have cen iutor,oe,
that one OF the causes why the poor acuuev of tie
Journal and his noble masterare so well pleased W H.
me'is tor net tssoca'ing them together in NV late re-
. ufs as they so perfectly i,mbc each other lhey
q For not paving the atlei. Mr. Prentice. aI;os
"knigh of the rail- Of the county of Canterbury Vase
sach'iseta the respect due to such ign!isd
ase. A. IL rue, nc might nave been elevated, anc
ornament d with tar and the pumage of another Goo
upon ms own dung-h" without any MORAL merit dn
deserving on his part find by ancient hsterI +
.na1 some were burnt alive others huRg bya halter
whist some were raised to be alpcrors or peyoteJ
be knights of the rail. Though some say they ouqh II
have rather been the knights Of tie halter But on,
worthy knight is yet not only alive and ab e. from his
pfoll,c brains, to JOIN his brother he knight of the
tumble, IN illuminating the void bur is n 81 still il
perfect health, aud blooming Is a fail blown
espetaliy on thai proectile we, the vuigui call noaa
but OF which, the great DIR. Bel, aIi s. s. kaight of
ne .h'nble Sc wlexplan TO ne in his dying speecbt
the technical phsaseoogv Of thai whcl, sometimes A.
ceves the snuff, and at others e. lis delicious p,nr
tune as comes from he use of slriic leeks or on;nn,
so much Apr we'd OF by some illics
"a. rms moment only, reNd iAc las elegant sucec
o. OF IN loth, saving something aboat the incident
noliahS AIMS knights Of the drk and part and pick
e stores OF Memphis. Those grel: ones rcfertn n
ford; but when he spoke Of 200 was almost afr id
was 20 prove mat be amt his node brothers, tin. 90
hahs OF the city, hai actually restored % s,t more
persons than had, since my alri,R Dear me- ,hin,
! to myself, frr1apH the knight If the thmhle Ne
have ganeA the gnge had onl restored tn s;,lt
one genlem'H s'i lay Yesterday Shsse case tlo,,eth
- ~. . S:7l ,ttca.s X y :
ariy lost ~ sigGt IN Texas ~ laIt 70 ! New Or
tans, where ~ hoped TO meet meN | had left for the
west. lie followed me, and ,estpMay 10 O'clock Grst
became my patient Witlin one Itur he could clearly
see objects WHICH not visible % him before IA
dry this gentleman is so much in troyed in sight MS
to astouisil all who hear him. HI says his era ude
has no bounds, though he paid ali money daionn
dH, aud that had he paid m, ib5Hsnnd dollars, h4
should nothe 'ss graceful .botli 6 and to me-
when asked ii he approved the rcd 'des with which
dressed lbs eyes, said ia would ra Ter pay &20, than
loose single drop He came tards of 1900 miles
to me.
The steel pens of the worthy KIM hts of the rail and
the thmblc will SCARCELY mark lesioy, after reading
the alb We hasty letter. However little anodyuc ;S
the form of drink two or three lvii set ali rght
and they will no douot prepare SOMETHING to suit ha
mental appetites of their readers at breakfast on Men
day morning. Fortunately for theI, there is whole
Sabbath day, (to-morrowl in which hey can do heiI
dirty work WILLIAMS,
N. B. have just received leulr, dated Dist Ju
y, insisting my making an aDolooI TO the DRUGGISTS
lof this city. The writers style them elves "Kentuc
ss s,sr that nIud to them in my
even suspect any Gonhs among the druggists in Lon
isvie; yet if the cap fits any gent.s man he must
course wear il, though not intended 81 me.
- wv.
jefferson House, Saturday, 22d Jul 1887.
JEFFERSON HOUSE, Lou1syIL,s,
July 10, 1887. II
To The Editor Of The Guy Gusette:
SlR-Having listened to the entire tiles of my poo
Spatients, am resolved, ifmy health PERMITS to re-
main in this city till the end of July
|. Totry to do them more good x,
2. TO convince the inhabitants at the vile cpl
thsts the Medical Goliahs S. &c, hay applied se,
belong to them, their lawful right
3. Tn am roady to dcposite two hundred dollars
in Of the u 5. Rank, in the ha, ids Of his Honor
the Mayor OF this city, against sniilr to be de
posted by all the gr at and gy Electors s. & Co.
that restore to sight more aged m thle-aged, Young
persons and Children who were tolally or partially
blind t.an they do; aud that am cd bed to cure "a
greater nulbe of short weak or iiutI iglted person
during my short visit, than they do, Slet W Il ALLOW
my wise calunniators to call in to thenaid all the
deservedly c,ebr ted professors and 3lrtors OF all tn
medl al colleges, as well as all the doe rs and qGaca
doctors o be. found in private praccd ,who are
few in the States of Kent cky, Ohio Ia In IA aud 1vsi
in Tennessee; where there are indeed lie two tl,a,
famous doctors, whose names our ttoi Ii 'ldtd dow
us low possible to latest posterty i
4. 1t must he clearly understood tll all the cures
If any, on both sides, be proyei ail have been
performed ithout the aid of any sui Ical Grafton
whatever.
5. Those who really merit the epithtls they have Sc
literally applied to me, shpl forfeit Ill S-UO for Tt
benefit OF the aims houses in this city, all the oterfa
y shall take back hi, own $500 whit yer he or they
may be. If even the mighty medic Il hamburger 81
should prove of the successt, edl hdates, will
fulfil tine old proverb, and give the sold Gentleman" his
duel
s. AT all events would advise the Hast named Goc
ah s. moi to suffer that letter to stand Hone, as 1t gone
for "smpleton'' us well as "sapien" bota yesterday
ant today;* but advise him to add to / its legitimnu
companions, placed before it, in al babetical ordes
then the independent inhatal,ts of tbd city would al
ways know the writer by the melody of bis voice.
JOHN WILLIAMS, Oculist.
Il was weak enough to read the n,o.,s OF alsehoods
signed s.. which deserve nothing but Hay silent con
tempt.
Had known last evening of the GREAT importance CT
IS should have treated the last of the three
what differently: but let that mass. will however
compliment his master of the Journal fer his saga ty
nIny tho G,r,,,, of tlt