Columbus Democrat. [volume] (Columbus, Miss.) 18??-18??, 1838-08-04

Of the bank party and as heartless and pno,'s-.
pled a man ever liyed.-Frss Trade. ''''
The Natshez," new SPLENDID steam i.
designed to run between New York and h. A..
ishing young city whose name ii bears, lslt ~
York for its place Of destination yesterday.
The Louisville Journal does some,im., :,
the truth by mistake Southern .Msrearg.
All yes, but you are never guilty Of any IN,
blunder.--L Louisville Journal.
You consider it blundsr then, to l,Hs
truIh.--.N'ashriiis Union.
Self control. He that has not a mast.r -.
his nclinatons; be that knows not how 10 ~
the importantly Of present pleasure or pain, {.
sake Of what reason toIls him is fl 10 be do..
wants the true principle Of virtue and iDdu,lr,.
and IS in danger never being good for any thin,
Hurried Legislation 1t is said that no,.
bills were passed during the three last day. Ofs
late session Of Congress, than in all the rs,t !,
the time! And there is still left unfinished mo,,
than they would probably have completed b,}
they extended the session 10 seven or .pb,
months mote.--.Mont. .4dr.
Teras indemnify. by Proclamation Of 4,
President of the United States, il appears that
Convention has been ratified between our Gov.
eminent and that of Texas, by which the Latte,
agrees to pay the sum Of 81, 1850 asSindsnniy
for the capture and partial detention. some time
sincei OF the briggs Pocket and Durango, belong.
ing TO American citizens.
There is deep moral conveyed in The follow.
ing pleasant anecdotes
IAN editor in the far West has brought rae,
horse, for which he paid two thousand dollars
On being asked what an editor had 10 do w&a
race horse, he replied, that he was to be used 10
catching runaway subscribers"
An old Bird caught Nth Chaf.-We motto,
in an exchange paper the marriage Of Mr.. Al
salon Bind aged SO, to Miss Julia Chaf aged
| fifteen.
| A French traveller puts The Americans down
as the cleancst people upon the earth; "iOi'
said he, "their very Capital is called Washing
.on."
Conundrum.-Why is the life Of an Editor ih
the Book Of Revelations Because 1t is iuld
"types and shadows" and a mighty voice, Ike
the sound of many waters, is ever saying mS
.him-Wle.
In the window Of shop in country tow
stood Jar labelled "Taors' Delight
knight of the needle, anxious TO know whats
was, went in and enquired, when he found IN
be picked cabbage.
Foot rs. Face.--The Editor Of the New o.
leans Herald says, he "would rather marry
pretty foot than pretty face"
The Editor OF the Boston Times hereupon
asks, "What is this but saying that be had rather
have pretty kick than pretty kiss!"
A notorious topper used to mourn about mol
having regular pair of eyes, one being black
and the other light hazel.
at is lucky for YOU" replied his friend "a
if your eyes had been matches, your nose would
have set them on fire long ago."
In peace prepare for ,rar--The wife Of B. T.
Cannon, of New Salem, lately presented her huf
band with four small cannon,. or swyels. This
fine little park of artillery was, at the last ac'
counts, in fine serviceablc condition. The lady
deserves an appointment in some Of The public
.armories.
Tobacco in China.-The cultivation Of To-
bacco has been checked in China by royal edri
on the plea that it is not necessary 10 humane he
The Boston Post says, sic bread is the staff o.
fe,' potatoes must be the cruiches."
Latest Absence Of Mind. "A lcafer the other
day passed by his favor,e grog shop without cali
ing 'or his glass; and did not discover bis mistake
until he found himself going home sober
We have been told that lady dropped her'ea
into the post office instead Of the letter, and a'
moi discover The mistake unt,l the clerk asked f
| whether she was single or not.
, A recent flood in the Junlaia River, Pehn'|'
yania, injured the State Canal to the amouns
100000.
r Hard Times.--At recent sale o. nv, !
E Buffers private stock Of Wines, at PhlIadelpnA
i 100 demiihons were disposed Of, bringing y
; wards Of $4,000. Fifteen demijohns s csos
e Sll7 so each; ten at $ll0, seventeen al wv
!, thirteen at $l02 SO, &c,--being for The D'', !
! the comfortable price Of so cents per VINE sA''
y A Chance.-A Yankee writing homel!O% ~. =
: West, speaks of its great matrimonial aes..
Il and adds, suppose you get our girls sOns.@'
n toeth and send them OUT VI
: Scrupulous.-A man in New York,
death bed could not think Of dying until w
+ satisfied that all his newspaper accounp VI
! paid Reader may your last days be i'ke NV
IS An Irritation. --Say, nigga, cum and " np :.
= de pleasure of OBJ dinin wis your mos huus' :
n pent, woun't you, hehl'
al why look he Sam--Pso not particular.
my socashuns- wish TO know ius' Os'" y.
10 vail myself OBJ your perlits Importation S'" 4
y hab your lodjins.' a.s
= NO difference, niger, whar lodge. r 49,
Il II axe you 10 sleep wild me--but only to Gu ''
y in great soshumbily.' :.
&c TOusis given at the Democratic fesO''''s
y y mouth Mass. on The Fourth. ,..,..1
/. Wing arguments addressed 10 The sAa a,,s;,.
ing.-Webster, or the burial Of the Co .ss.,,T
Clay or "war pestilence and iamlhe'' =. vi q
lis revolution; bank OF blue RUIN, rags oI"s s.a
lie Post Office rebellons; thObs BY ''gen .n. md