Burlington free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1827-1865, 1838-06-22
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of-BEALTH. Vegetable medicines were indeed
known when l commenced my search but their
use was not. BY the use OF them, have not only
passed from the detected invalid, 10 the hal near
ty and active man ofbusiness, but. comparatively
speaking, have renewed my youth. can thus
with confidence OF my own experience aovise
with my fellow citizens. Does tho reader want
proof that the Vegetable Life Medicines are suit.
able to his own case? have on file at my office,
SAC Broadway, hundreds of letters, from some OF
The most respectable citizens Of this my native
land, voluntarily offered in Testimony Of the vir-
tues of A GOOD VEGETABLE MEDICINE.
Persons whose constitutions have been nearly
ruined by the " all-infallible" mineral, prepare.
tons Of the day, will bear NE witness, tina, the
Life Medicines, d such only, are the true course
to permanent good health JoHN MoFFAr.
General Remarks relative to Mofafs
Life Pills ami Phenir Bitters.
These medicines have long been known and
appreciated for their extraordinary and immediate
powers OF restoring perfect health to persons stuff
ering under nearly every kind of disease to which
the human frame is liable.
In many hundreds ofccrtiicated instances they
have even rescued sufferers from the very verge
OF an untllneiy grave after all the deceptive nos
trums OF the day had utterly failed and to many
thousands they have permanently secured that
uniform enjoyment o! health, without which life
itself is but partial blessing SO great indeed,
has their efficacy invariably and iniallibly proved
that it has appeared scarcely less than miraculous
to those who were unacquan.ed with the beau.
tiiul)y philosophical principles upon which thew
are compounded and upon which they consequent.
ly act. 1t was to their manifest and sensible &C.
ton in purifying the springs and channels oflife
and enduing them with renewed tone and vigor
that they were indebted for their name which was
bestowed upon them at the spontaneous request
OF severa! individuals whose lives they had OBJ
viously saved.
The proprietor rejoices in the opportunity at.
iorded by the universal diffusion of the daily
press FIR placing his VEGETABLE LIFE
PILLS within the knowledge and reach of every
individual in the community. Unlike the host
OF perncious quackercs, which boast Of vegeta
bic ingredients. the Life Pills are purely and SOLE
LY VEGETABLE and contain neither Mercury An.
timony Arsenic, norany other mineral in any form
whatever. They are entirely composed of ex
tracts from rare and powerful plants the virtues Of
which though long known to several indian tribes
and recently to some eminent pharmaceutical
chemists are altogether unknown TO the ignorant
prctenders to medical science ; and were never
before administered in SO happily efficacious
combination.
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the
first and second stomachs and creating flow Of
pure healthy bile instead of the stale and acrd
kind ;--Flatvlcney PulpitatiOn Of the Heart Loss
Of appetite Heartburn and Headache, Restless
ness W.temper ANXIETY Languor and Melancholy
which are the general symptoms of Dyspepsia will
vanish as n natural consequence ofits cure. Cos.
treness, by cleansing the whole length Of the
lntestines with solvent process and without
violence; all violent purges leave the bowels
ostve within two days. DiarhGa and Cholera,
~ removing the sharp acrid fluids by which these
com olants are uccasoned and by promoting the
ubrc alive secretion Of the mucus membrane
Ferers If all kinds, by restoring the blood to a
regular circulation through the process of pers
,iraton in some cases and the thorough solution
of all in festival distractions in others. The
LIFE ri LIS have been known TO cure Rheu
matism per manently in three weeks, and Govt in
nalf that tim e by removing local inflammation
from the mus clcs and lgaments Of TIE joints
Dropsies of all binds by freeing and strengthening
the kidneys and bladder; they operate most de
lightfully on these important organs and hence
have ever been 70 und a certain remedy for the
worst cases of Grarel Also Worms by dislodginp
from the Earnings Of The bowels the shiny matter
20 which these creatures adhere asthma ana
Consu,n ption by relieving the air vessels of the
lungs from the mucus which even slight colds
will occasion, which il not removed becomes
hardened and produces tn ose dreadful diseases
Scurry Ulcers and Inretc, cte Sores by the per
feet purity which these Life Pills give to the blood
and all the humors, Scorhufie Eruptions Il Bad
Compilations by their Alternative effect upon the
fluids that focd the skin the mo ibid state of which
occasions of Eruptire mplaint IS Salloo Clouds
and other disagreeabie Complex IONS. The use Of
these Pills for very short time will effect az
entire cure Of Salt-rhenme, Eyyspelds and a
striking improvement in the Ciearness Of the
skin. Common colds and Influenza will always
be cured by one dose or by two evcn in the worst
cases. Piles,-as a remedy for l,.ls most dis.
tressing and obstinate malady the Vegetable
Life Pills deserve distinct and emphatic re-.
commordaion 1t Is well known to hundreds il
this city that the Proprietor of these invaluable
Pills was himself afflicted with this complaint
for upwards OF lhirty.tive years and tina he tricn
in vain every remedy prescribed within t We whole
compass of The Materia Medica. lie however
fers to the public and he was cured in very
short time after his recovery had been pronounc.
ed not only improbable but absolutely impossible
by any human means.
THE PHOENIX BITTERS, are so called be.
cause they possess the power of rest orng the
expiring embers of health to glowing vigor
throughout the constitution as the Phoenix is
said to be restored to life from the ashes Of its
own dissolution. Thes Phoenix Bitters are en-
tirely vegetable, competed Of roots found only
in certain parts of the wesern country, which will
infallibly cure FEVER AND AGUES of all
kinds never fai! in the sickness incident to young
females; and will be found certain remedy in
all cases ofnervous debility and weakness of the
most impaired constitutions.
Asa remededy for Chronic g. Imhamitory Rheu-
matism, the efficacy Of the Phoenix Bltters will
be demonstrated by the use of single bottle.