The Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1837-1867, 1838-03-06
.NOFF.AI"S LIFE PILLS and PHOENIX
BIYrIERS.

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.MOFFAI"S LIFE PILLS and PHOENIX
BIIIERS.
rysA, CONTRAST. All nations, from the re-
hottest ages have had ships, but Columbus only
found out the way to America. Before the tine OF
the great Spanish navigator, people were only en-
abed to paddle about the shores just SO WIN anG
Life Medicines. 1t is but two short years since
first yontured upon an unknown ocean, and have
discovered the precious object was i'll search oil
HEALTH. Vegetable medicines were indeed
known when | commenced my search, but their
use was not. BY the of them, l have not only
passed from the detected invalid to the hale, hearty
and active man of business, but, comparatively
speaking, have renewed my youth can thus,
with cofdence in my own experience, advise with
NV fellow citizens Does the reader want proof
that the VEGETABLE LIFE MEDlClNES are
suitable to his own case? have on file at my ONCE,
SAG Broadway hundreds of letters from some OF the
most respectable citizens of this my native land,
voluntarily offered in testimony of the virtues OF "A
GOOD VEGETABLE MEDICINE.
Persons whose constitutions have been nearly ru-
inod by the"a-infabe" neutrality-suspicious. OF the
dav will bear me witness, that the Life Medicines,
and such only, are the true course to permanent
GOOD health JOHN MOFFAT.
GENERAL REMARKS RELATIVE TO MoFFATs LIFE
PILLS AND PGENIX BiTTERs.
These medicines have long been known and ap-
precated, for their extraordinary and immea1ale
powers of restoring perfect heaih,to persons suler
ing under nearly every KIND OF disease 10 WHICH INC
human frame is liable
In many hundreds of certifcatod Instances, they
have even rescued sufferers from the very verge OF
an untimely grave after all the deceptive noslrums
of the day have utterly failed and to many thou
sands they have permanently secured that uniform
enjoy ment of health, without which life Itself IS
but partial blessing. So great, indeed mas tneir
efficacy invariably and u!aliibly Proved that 1T has
appeared scarcely less than miraculous to those
WHO were unacquainted with the beautifully phito-
sophica principles upon which they are compound
ed, and upon which they consequently act IL was
to their manifest and sensible action in purifying
the springs and channels of life, and endung them
with renewed tone and yigor, that they were IN
debted for their name, which was bestowed upon
them at the spontaneous request OF several ihdlVio
uals whose lives they had obviously saved
The proprietor rcjoces in the opportunity afford
ed by the universal diffusion of the daily press for
placing this VEGETABLE LIFE PILLS within
the knowledge and reach of every individual in
the community. Unlike the host of pernicious
keree,whch boast Of vegetable ingredients, the
Life Pil are purely and SOLELY vEGETABLE, ana
containing neither Mercury, Anthony, Arsenic,
nor any other mineral in any form whatever. They
are entlely composed of extracts from rare and
powerful plants, the virtues OF which, though long
known to several Indian tribes, and recently 10
some eminent pharmaceutical chemists, are alto
gether unknown to the ignorant pretenders to med
cal science and were never before administered In
so happily eilicacious a combination.
Their first operation is to loosen from the coats
of the stomach and bowels, the various impurities
and crudties constantly settling around them; and to
remove the faces which collect in the convouto
of the small intestines. Other medicines only par
TALLY cleanse these and leave such collected masses
behind, as to produce abitual coslyeness, with all
itstrain of evils sudden darrhoea, with its im-
nent dangers. This fact is well known to all reg
ulur anatomsts who examine the human bowels
after DEATH and hence the prejudice of these well
informed men against the quack medicines of the
age. The second effect oftho VEGETABLE LIFE
PILLS is to cleanse the kidneys and the bladder,
and by this means, the liver and the lungs, the
healthful action of which entirely depends upon the
regularity of the urinary organs. The blood which
takes its red color from the agency of the liver and
lunu be( nj q
rfed by them and nourished by food coming from
the clean stomach courses freely through the veins,
renews every part OF the system, and trlumphantly
mounts the banner ofhealth i'll the blooming cheek.
The following are among the distressing variety
of human dseases,to which the Vegetable Life Pills
are well known TO be intabe:-
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the first
and second stomachs, and creating flow of pure
healthy bile, instead of the stale and acrid kind;
P0iPitatiOn Of the Heart, Loss Of Up
petite, Heartburn ard Head-ache, ReSticsSnCSS H.
temper, .4n1icty, LanguOr, and Meiancholy, which
are the general symptoms of Dyspepsia, will vanish
natural consequence of its cure. CoStiCeneSS,
by cleansing the whole length ofthe intestnesSwith
solvent process, and without violence; all violent
purges leave the bowels costive within two days
Di0rrhoc@ and ChOicra,by removing the sharp acrd
fluids by which these complaints are accustomed,
and by promoting the lubricative secretion of the
muscus mcmbrance. Fevers Of all kinds,by restor-
ing the blood TO regular circulation, through the
process of perspraon in some cases, and the thor
ough solution OF all Intestinal distractions in others,
1nattsm permanently in three weeks, and Goat in
half that time, by removing local inflammation from
the muscles and ligaments of the joints. Dropsies
OF all lands, by freeing and Strengthening the kid
neys and bladder; they operate most delightfully."-
on these important organs, and hence have ever
been found certain remedy for the worst cases of
GraneL Also, Worms. fromits lodging from the
turnings of the bowels the slymy matter to which
these creatures adhere; asthma and Consumption
by relieving the air vessels of the lungs from the
mucus (which even slight colds will occasion which
II not removed becomes hardened and produces
those dreadful diseases. Scuroy Ulcers and Invel-
crate Sores, by the perfect purity which these Life
Pills give to the blood and all the humors Scorbutic
Eruptions, and Bad Compilations by their Alternative
effect upon the fluids that feed the skim the morbid
state of which occasions all Eruptt0e complaints,
Sal0ao, Clomdy, and other disagrecabte tomplcrons
The use of these Pills for very short time will eff
feet an entire cure of Salt rheum, Erysipelas, and
striking Improvement in the Ctearaoss Of The skin.
Common Colds and Influenza, will always be cured
by one dose, or by two, even in the worst cases
Pses,-as remedy for this most distressing and
obstinate maiady, the Vegetable Life Pills deserve
distinct and emphatic Recommendation II