The Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1837-1867, 1838-08-07
DIR BR.ANDREIH aoants no college, no irsti-


success Of his granafather's UyNTIERsaL PEG
Edible Pills, Established IN England, 1751
HScience should contribute to the comfort, health,
| and happiness of mankind
NNHESE celebrated Pills OF which teighty thou
| n sand boxes have been sold in ~ York since
persons whom they have cured ofconsumption, in
fluenza, dyspepsia, headache, pains and sense of
iullness in the back part of the head, usually the
symptoms of apoplexy, Jaundice, Fever and ague,
bilious, scarlet, typhus, yellow, and common fevers
of all kinds, asthma, govt, rheumatism, nervous
diseases, liver complaint, pleurisy, inward weak
uess depression of the spirits, rupures, infamma-
TONS sore eyes, fits, palsy dropsy, small pox,
ses, Group, coughs, whooping cough, quinzy, chol-
ic, cholera morbus, gravel worms, dysentery, deaf
ness ringing noises in the heae Kings evil scr1iu-
swellfngs, ulcers, some of 30 years standing, can
GERS tumors, swelled feet and legs, piles, costve-
ness all eruptions of the skim frghtui dfeams fe-
male complaints OF every KIND, especially opsuuc-
! tons, relaxations, &c.
| $500 testimonials have been received from indi-
viduals of the highest responsibility They in fact
prove, and the cures they make, that there IS no
necessity for any other medicine.
| Although DIR b. has enumerated by name the a
bove Diseases he is nevertheless of opinion with
his grandfather, the late celebrated DIR WIN Bran
dreth that there is only disease, an impurity of
the blood, which by impeding the circulation, brings
on inflammation and consequent arrangement IN
the organ or part where such impurty OF the blood
settles and that it is the different appearances which
this inflammation or arrangement put on, that have
caused medical men to,desgnate such appearances
by various names, but which are in fact, only the
same disease with more less virulence. DIR VIM.
Brandreth fully convinced of the truth OF The
above simple theory, thai he spent ~ years IN eX
pertinent and laborious research into the medicinal
properties of the numerous plants composing the
Vegetable Kingdom; his object being to compose
| medicine which should at once purify and pro-
duce by specific action, removal OF all bad hum0rs
from the blood by the stomach and bowels, by
the continuation of the use of such medicine, such
humors are to be carried off, and the blood
| fnI-o FL.
Pills, and perseveres with them will be satisfied
that DIR Win. Brandreth fully attained his philan-
thropic object 1t is now an absolute and known
fact that every disease, whether it be in the head
or feet in The brain meanest member; whether
it be an outward ulcer, or an inward abscess, are
all, though arising from many causes, reducbie TO
this grand effect namely, Impurity OF blood
In all cases they will be found safe and simple
remedy, yet all powerful for the removal of disease,
whether chronic or recent infections or otherwise
and what makes them particularly adapted 20 this
country, is that there is o the slightest liability to
cold when taking them, indeed the system is abso-
utely less susceptible of cold when under their in
fuence, than at any other time-therefore in this
climate they are Invaluable Neither do they re-
quire change of diet or care of any kind. In Eng
land these Pills have been the only medicine of
many families for periods varying from forty to six
ty years and have always proved eectual in
ing health whenever an alteration from it has &C.
cured. In many cases where the dreadful rava-
ges of liberation had laid bare ligaments and bone
and where 10 all appearance no human means could
life, have patients by the use of these pills
been restored to good health the devourng disease
having been perfectly eradicated.
In consequence of the pleasantness of their OPP
GRAFTON and the dosenot generally being required
be more than four or five pills, (merely keeping in
view the drain upon the humors) they fast su.
perseding every other preparation of professed
similar import Cases may occur where 1t will be
proper to take twenty even thirty more pills.
this must be considered with reference to highly in
hammatory disease, or when great pain is expert
enced.
AS Bandreth's pills prevent scurvy, costivenoss
and its consequences scafaring men, and all travel
ers to foreign regions, should not be without them
IN order to resort TO every occasion of illness.
N. b. Time climate affects them not
Southern gentlemen will find this medicine
which will ensure health to people Their estates.-
Cancers. Several cases ofcure can be referred to;
the cure is sure if perseverance is used.
Consumption. Reference can be made to
bers who have been cured in New Y ork and Brook
Iyn, of this disease.
Vindication. DIR Brandreth has been assaed by
the propretors of other medicines q mercenary
quack, because he is said TO recommend his medi
cine in large quantities., and that good medicine
is required The fact is, that any medicine hav-
ing Mercury, Arsenic, antmony, or Hemlock in it
could not be taken in large doses, because if
such medicines would destroy life at once. He
does say the medicines TO which he alludes have
those ingredients in them but it is evident, from
their directions, that great is required in the
taking of them. Now, Brandreth's Vegetable u
Universal Pills can be taken at all times, in large or
| small doses, according to urgency of symptoms
Such Is the reputation, and so great the demand
for the Genuine 'Brandreth's Vegetable Universal
Pills that counterfeit article is made, advertised
and sold genuine-and some individuals who sell
the counterfeit pills, have advertised themselves as
| my agent-tbat have found it necessary to pre-
serve the reputation of my pills, and save the pub
lie from imposition, to furnish every agent with
certificate which is follows,
| "BrGndreth's Vegetable UniDersat PiHs."
SECURITY AGAINST CouNTERFEITs
The within named, Fare q Parmeee OF Mid
dletown, Conn. my appointed General Agents
for the State of Vermont, Connecticut Except Fair
field Coz Hampton, Hampshire 81 franklin Coun
ties, Mass Cheshire 81 Sullivan Countless N. III.
in the United States of America; And this letter
which is signed by me, b. BRANpRETH, in my own
hand writing, must also be signed by the within
named General Agent, whose names will also APP
pear in the principal papers in the United States
This caution has become absolutely necessary, to
guard the PUBLIC against the numerous conntarEaits