Morning herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1837-1840, 1838-09-07

As tito say l am Sir Oracle,
And when ope nv mouth Let no dog bark

the ridiculous rhodemontades that ever were strung
together in one weak, wasAy, everlasting mood OF
words, that which appeared IN the Columns OF me
"Ceuner" yesterday must most assurediy, take pre-
cedence Of all others. Now, in our humble opinion,
Webb, instead of trying TO kick up row, and divide
the Wing party just on the eve of an election, had
better by half 90 on TO New Orleans and fight Con-
duit 1.-THE reputed husband of the woman called Mrs.
Condu) for asserting that Webb was quite as init
mate with his wife as was safe for the peace of the
one, or the purse Of the other.
But Let us inquire as to the how and the why Webb
is SO indignant against the French and against The
Mayor Now II will be well remembered that Webb
(whe is good fellow in some things, but unacky
in his specuations) had hand, according to Means
account tremendous lot Of saitpere
Oes ofthe bowels OF the harHsiess earth,
Which many good tall fellow has destroyed,
at the ume of the expected rumpus between General
Jackson and Louis Philippe. And on seeing this pa
ragraph in the "Courier yesterday, "the same high
considerations prompted as subsequently TO sustain
him in compelling France to do Us justice while
every other whig press in the nation stood aloof,"
we are induced believe that Webb has still got that
lot Of sallpetre on hand Well reasoning upon these
premises, we can easily account for his psrnacous
laundering about the Mexican blockade, in g which
every other whg per in the country stood aoof"
at least did oppose the doctrines Of the Courier
cause why the statements Of that paper were so
stupid thar no other paper cesld be found to follow
in its wake.
Well not being able to kick up row on that score,
as derRier resort he has flag at the Mayor, JUS
tice Boodgoed, the French authorities and to make
ceck-su Of having victim somewhere, and some
how, he nings the two officers Glchrist and Lyons,
into the bargain as a sort OF make weight. He at
tacks the head, the heart the body, ana then has
A1p at the arms and legs to be sure of killing the
whole animal.
We do not think that the fable of the belly and
members was ever mere admirably illustrated than
in TIL. kidnapping case, as it is called.
.Ths very kssd and front Of this offending"
is the magistrate, Mr.. Justice Bloedgood. Had he
not committed an error, the men never would have
left the city under the circumstances that they did.
The heart Of the thing is the Vice Consul, who got
hold OF the warrant The belly IS the poor Mayor
every thing goes INTO hlH and gees out Of him-he
Il bound to receive all, ana ts get rid OF all in
some way and il would seem that he is to be abused
by all-altheugh benefitted by none. He has 10 d.
pest all the coarse materials thro 10 hm-to nocr
ish TO sustain and 10 satisfy all and 10 please none
Trulv he i aot now, il ever he was Fortunes Fa-
yore.p And lastly the arms and legs are poor GU
christ and Lyons.
tn. aCeurier, /" attacks the whole beiy,con amOrs,
from the very love that it has for row. In TACT
like Paddy O'Raferty, if Webb was not poor, ne
would do every man Il ghting fer nothing and treat
them in the bargain. Well might Mr.. Bennett be-
Ieve that if Webb ever entered the Kingdom OF
heaven. the first thing that he would do would be to
knack down the angel Gabriel, and call on, the arch
angel Michael.
Ru et M tell the public the secret Of all this am.
mostly and superintendent patriotism displayed by
tho aCour;er.n Webb and Bloodgood are bitter en-
emies-personal and political. Webelieve JACK once
b.lned 10 throw Webb gu, Of the window al Tam
many Hall. Besides Jack nsulted Wesb's reporter
the oiher day, because that genius chose TO break
faith with the magistrates and his brother reporters
goodgood refuses Webb's reporter the sight oil some
p.,ers Webb would have gone up to the police Of
fee and challenger Jack, bat on former occasion,
a. Hopson tells us, Webb came TO him on similar
GRAND. and was sent away with flea IN his ear.
arh, tsy Of Frasee, With forty thsusssd mer,
Msreh'd az tbs hn asa then marched do~s sgsin"
pss;des. Jack pii fight, and Webb knows It. There
fore Webb sends this paper bullet at him -" Justice
rsouires Dir. Blsodgood's removal from position,
the duties Of which, he either cannot or Will not faith
fully discharge" Nov, justice does not require this
bu, Webb requires IT, because Jack Is democrat anu
refused hIs reporter papers.
Aqs,n, be il understood, gentle readers, that in the
Office Of the New York Cosuer' there Is power
behind the throne greater than the throne itseli-
webb-the renowned and retoubtable lighting
yem-the frs-saung .maa a-day-EdItor, IS
harmless and powerless AZ \ new-born babe IN
the hands of the Ursa Ma,sr Of the establish.
mert surly old Tom Snowden. Now Tenn Is
n shrewd old chur-lovss nothing IN the world
and has bsen said to quarrel with his own shadow
because he once fancled during the hot weather that
twas growing less Tom has printing Office 81 MS
own-we said he loved no,hlng-wc are wrong-he
il passonstely fond Of money; and every public &C.
t,blshment that does not give the Urea Major the
pnn,ing has to ruu the gauntlet Of abuse in Tom's
paper, the Courier
We'll, ,ae poor fsvorite Of fortune Aaron Clark,
t~ho like the man that carried the iackass over the
bridge, tried TO please everybody and pleased nobody
with the most innocent ignorance one day gave some
lucrative printing! to
a man that was no, Urss Nsjs"
Tom quauellcd with the Msyor-his enmity, as Il al
ways does, settled INTO malignant hatred, and hence
the abuse Of the Mayor in the Courier, Torn paper
OF which Webb is the walking and fighting, but not
the writing editor. This was the objectionable sir