Morning herald., 1838-08-24

Nh EpIroa-I have Of late been much pleased
with the Loungei" articles that have be,ines ap-
psssed N your enliysning ionrns and the idea sug
oa : :s Grs1s Is.ns fSsy hsss qs ne sss d
ferent class from your Loungers," profession
ais and are perfect exclusives. Here is No. l, and
Will continue them every week.
Every body knows, at least know, and If | am
not every body is not my fault that there is gen.
tleman, (hope he'll pardon me for ttling him thus
who rides about ts his own edlfication on very sp
rlted black horse he is generally met in the Bowery
about 2. NJ. The horse once was new-there has
been falling off; yet is very convenient to hang
ones hat on ones horses ribs. BY the way, we
heard a certain person say, that he had certain
number of mortgages on certain black horse,-but
don't mean to insnuate that thlsls the same horse
oh no! did not say that his name was Barley, but
do say that he came here from Balyraggon, and at
tempted TO study physic but he didn't physic to
any great extent in this community-because the
folks wouldn't let him. BY blarneying, he got into
Tammany Hall-physicked the Locos" with two
or three pills-we mean speeches-and then, such
speeches: "FellOw citizens, | come not here this
nlght-hem-thls night to-in expectation ii have
my heart so full-my thoughts fowl thank you for
the honor which you have seen ft (runs his fingers
through his hair to bestow on me, and shall fcel-l
hope you will excuse me, have very bad cold, and
fee-very unwell."
As natural consequence, he was nominated the
ensuing fall for the Assembly, and elected TO the
Legislature in 1895; and there he distinguished him
self above all the rest-and the opinion was unanl-
nous that he was perfect ass Board was cheap
in Albany just about then, judging by the way some
body paid his board bill dom tpretend TO say how
much the learned Doctor owes for boarding himself,
and the other animal, in this city but do say, that
some body don't pay any talors' bills, because ne
says, by SO doing they will certainly remember him,
DEAR Gisinterested, amable man. And then-how
somebody can sing Tom Moore e'-and what a love-
ly head of hair somebody wears, and such neat spec
tacles as somebody uses-and then when somebody
GrfSr ahttpah IN
street, how much somebody looks like rat peeping
out from bunch of oakum. He positively killing
$50 travelled monkeys, their grimacs improve,
Polish their grin-nay, sigh for ladies' love"
But his literary powers. Byron, Shakespeare, Burns
hide your diminished heads Johnson lite
rary Hercules-but nay Doctor is literary Samp-
son.
His ssid sense by inches you must tell.p
He2 Why he is, was, and ever will be the main
stay the prop of certain paper, so universally cele-
brated for its scurrty, nonsense and foolery mo- it
is not called the Story Teller" Oh, it would set
one TO sleep calmly II were to go about reading
one of his charming lucubrations the Doctor says,
the narcotic powers that his poems (save the mark)
exert prove their sublimity. Exactly But that has
nothing TO do with his agreement with Major Noah.
When he went TO the Assembly he told Noah that he
would forward him documents &c. if he would credit
them from the Honorable =" which he did.
But then il very striking coincidence TO think,
that ten or twelve "stars containing such announce
ments, went regularly in the next packet for "Ould
Ireland" don't mean to nsinuate that the Doctor
sen them-Oh, no! | suppose they went themselves
on their own hook very smart papers them.
l will conclude this number with conversation l
heard between the Doctor and friend Gt wasn't Mr..
Mel ehanced to hear. He met his friend, and
shook hands with him.
"Did you see the Times todayT' said the Doc
tor
81 did," said the other.
1Well, did you see thai capital article in it about
me3'
"Idd and it was fne, and praised you very high
Iy," said his friend.
" Egad, it was fine, /" said the Doctor, 81 wrote it
myself"
Farewell Doctor, dear, and Mr.. Editor, until my
next. SPoRUs.