The Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1837-1867, 1838-08-14

gether unknown to the ignorant protenders to med
zeal science and were never before administered in
so happily efficacious combination.
Their first operation to loosen from the coats
of the stomach and bowels, the various impurities
and crudities constantly settling around Them and to
remove the fEces which collect in the cow olutons
! Of the small intestines. Other medicines only par
tally cleanse these and leave such collected masses
behind as produce habitnal costlveness, with all
its train of evils, or sudden darrhoea, with its m
nent dangers This fact is well known to all reg
ular anatomisis, who examine the human bowels
after death: and hence the prejudice of these well
informed men against the quack medicines of the
age. The second effect ofthe VEGETABLE LIFE
FILLS is to cleanse the kidneys and the bladder
ard by this means, the liver and the lungs the
heathful action of which entirely depends upon the
regularity of the urinary organs. The blood which
takes its red color from the agency of the liver and
Lungs before it passes into the heart being thus p-
ritied by them, and nourished by food coming from
the clean stomach courses freely through the veins
renews every part of the system, and ,riumphantly
mounts the banner of health in the blooming cheek
! The following are among the distressing VARIETY
of human diseases TO which the Vegetable Life Pills
are well known 10 be infallible:-
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the first
and second stomachs and creating flow of pure
healthy bile, instead of the stale and acrid kind;
-FYatuiency PalpitatiOn of the Heart, Loss Of I'm.
pe,ite Hea t-burn and Head-ache, ReSttesSncSS H.
temper, Anaiety, LaaguOr, and Melancholy, which
are the general symptoms of Dyspepsia, will vanish
AS "a natural consequence of its cure. COStivencSs
by cleansing the whole length of the intesneswith
u
purges leave the bowels costive within two DAYS
DarrhOea and ChOiera, by moving the sharp acrid
fluids by which these complaints accustomed,
and by promoting the lubricative secretion Of the
muscus meinbrance. FeUerS Of all kinds, by restor-
ing the blood to regular circulation, through the
process of persPraon in some cases, and the thor
Ough solution of all intestinal distractions in others.
The LIFE PILLS have been known 10 cure RheA-
aaatiSn permanently in three weeks, and G0ut in
half that time, by removing local inflammation from
the muscles and ligaments of the joints. DrOpSicS
Of all kinds, by freeing and strengthening the kid
neys and bladder; they operate most delightfully."-,
on these important organs, and hence have ever
been found certain remedy for the worst cases of
GrGueL. Also, Worms, fromiis lodging from the
turnings of the bowels the slymy matter to which
these creatures adhere; ASTHMA and COnsu7nytion
by relieving the air vessels of the lungs from the
mucus, which even slight colds will occas on which
if not removed becomes hardened, and produces
those dreadful diseases Scurpy, Ulcers and Luvel-
crate Sores by the perfect purity which these Life
Pills give the blood, and all the hunors: Scorba,tic
EruPttons, and Bad Complementary their alternative
effect upon the fluids that feed The skin, the morbid
state Of which occasions all ErRp6Ue c0npLaints
SaIi0lc, CI0udy and 0ter disagI eeabte omDierione
The use of these Pills for very short time will ef.
feet entire cure Of sui rheuqn, Eyysipejas and
striking Improvement in the CYearnoss of tbe skin
Common Colds aud Influenza, viii always be cured
by one dose, or bN two, even in tho worst cases
PHeS,-as remedy for this most distressing and
obstinate nuady, Tie Vegetable Life Pills deserve
u distinct and emphatic recommendation 1t IS we'll
known 10 hundreds ~ tins city, thar the Proprietor
~ these invaluable mus, himself aft with
this complaint Tor upwards Of thiTtV6oe Years and
that he tried In vain every remedy prescribed with
in tho whole compass of the Maleria Medca. He
however, at length, tried the medicine which he
now offers to the public, and he was cured in very
short time, after his recovery had been pronounced
not only improbable, but absolutely imp possible, by
any human means.
DIRECTIONS FOR USE.-The Pronretor Of
the Vegetable Life Pills does not follow The base
and mercenary practice ofthe quacks ofthe day in
advising persons to take his Pills in large quantities.
No good medicine can possibly be so required
These Pills to be taken at bed time every night
for week or fortnight, according the otstinacy
of the disease. The usual dose is from to s. ac-
cording 10 the constitution of the person. Very del.
icate persons should begin with but and increase
as the nature of the case may requre those more
robust, or of very cosiive habits, may begin with
J, aud increase to 4, even Pills. aud they will
effect sufficiently happy change to guide the pa
tent in their further use. These Pills sometimes
occasion sickness and vomiting Though very seldom,
unless the stomach is very foul; this however.may
be consldered favorable symptom, the patient
VIII nnd himself at once relieved, and by persever-
ance VIII soon recover, They usually operate
within 10 or IL hours, and never give pain. unless
the boweis are very much encountered They may
be taken by the most delicate females under any
is, however, recommended that
those in latter periods opregnancy should take but
one at time, and then continue to keen tie bowels
open: and even two may be taken when Tie patient
is very costive. One pill in solution OF two table
spoons full OF water, may be given to an infant ia
the following doses--a tea spoon full every two
hours III 1t operates; for child from one TO five
yeaTs OF a2ehatia pi-and from five to one pill,
THE PHOENIX BlTTERS, are so called be-
cause they possess the power of restoring The ex-
prIng embers OF health TO glowing vigor through
out the consiitutlon,as The Phoenix is said to he
stored to life from the ashes of its own dissolution
lhe Phoenix Filters are entirely vegetable, COM
posed OF roots found only in cerlain parts OF the
western country which will infallibly cure FEYERS
AND AGUES Of all kinds; will never fail to crndi-
1a'e entirely all the effects of Aiurcury infinitely
sooner than the most powerful preparations of Sar-
saparrilla and will Immediately cure the de;ermin-
alton of BLOOD TO THE HEAD; never falling
in the sickness incident t0 young females; and will
be found a certain remedy in all cases of nervous
iebijty and aoeakHess ofthe most impaired constiu-
tons. AS a remedy for Chronic and InfanmatorY
Rheumatism the efficacy of the Phoenix Bitters will
be demonstrated by the of single bottle. The
usual dose Of these bers is halfa wine glass full,
n water or wine, and this quantity may be taken
wo or three times IA day, about half an hour before
meals. less quantity may be taken at all times,
To those who afflicted with indigestion after