Canton herald. (Canton, Miss.) 1837-1839, 1838-09-26
From the Louisville Journal.

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From the Louisville Journal.
Some of The tory organs affect to
hink that Mr. Nan Buren, can carry
Tennessee. They cannot lie so silly
IS they would have their readers be-
icvc. Can they really and seriously
that Tennessee, after having
iefed all the wrath Of the chieftain
ii the Hermitage, will quietly bow
herself down before the little man Of
Kinderhookl
Why is il that none Of the Tory
presses, in ennmerating Ike names Of
The leading abolirionists, ever make
mention d Thomas Morris, the tory
Senator from Ohio, who during the
late Congressional session, actually
proposed NJ 8w Of resolutions TO
Tic Scnpy3 6y Of total abolition
and uttered Il 6Hhtcr amount Of in
tlammatotY lafnation upon that
subject than the other members Of
Congress nut together.
A worthy surgeon.dcntisl was late.
|ly making d wing speech in one Of
The interior counties Of this State
lsWhat do you ask for pulling tooth,
Doctorg' exclaimed a loco loco in the
crowd. u viii pull your tooth for .
shilling and Your nose Tor half the mo-
.Iney,' replied the speaker.
i Editorial Difficulties The editor
!, Of the Christian Advocate and Jour-
nal, makes the following remark in his
-llast:-~.'Thc difficulty Of selecting
suitable articles for the paper, Of dis
4 posing Of written communications 80
as 10 satisfy all parties, and Of writing
an occasional editorial, is greater than
any human being, except an editor or
Y his assistant can conceive
!. Johnson, the photographer, once
i made d bet with Boswellthat he could
! 90 into fish market and put q Billings
i gate woman in a passion without say
|. IND word that she could understand
q we DO not happen 10 have the origl
dlnal version of'thc unecdote by US, AM
I shall therefore tell tho story IN on
!. own way. The doctor commence
|. by silently Indicating with hisnose tina
4 her fish had passed the state IN who
al a mans oliactories could endure thel
of|flayor. The Billingsgale lady made
q verbal attack, comIaop in vulgar pa
lance, which impugned the classlflc'
elton in natural history Of the doctor
r.lmother. The doctor answered, "yc
j are an article, madam "Nomore
,dEan article than yourself, YOU blood
(. m.sbegottcn VILLAIN" "Yon are
nnEnoun madam "You- you-you".
y stamn,cred the woman, choaklng w
eeeI rage al i list Of titles she could mol y
ora derstand. ssyou are proposition
taa The beldam shook her first in speed
.ia.|less rage. sYou are verb; an
theI verb; an adjectiye;a conjunction
.es.lpreposition; on intcrjection" solen
hisly continued the doctor, applying
toIharnalcss epithets at proper lnterv'
the The nine parts OF speech comPle,'
On. conquered the old woman, and
|, ofldumpcd herself down in the mud, c
leiri withragc at being thus ''blackg'
al ded.p in setof unknown terms, WI
nv. not understanding, she could not
and swer.
,un. CLAnrSosr, N. little way
,lus. people are dunned in this busting
Mo- driving little town is a caution, a
over would Judge from the number Of
,ent. yertisements in the Eagle. One
sion. declares, in calling upon his deb
lsed. .to pay up that he is in earnest
and another advises them 10 ''saye {
Is by paying before the sides OF MAJ
oods another willleaye theiraccountsl
.souId with with an attorneys" another Z
aged tens TO play me deuce' pu' uon w "
lst Of " say what ne intenGs oy u. W. ",
If ll.Epect all this "isn't topass Tor noth
avcn But they ought to live in harI
their there--they have the town OF I'M
.apacL nnc side. Goshen ON another, or