Morning herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1837-1840, 1837-11-18

may be given to seine poor but vrtuous girl in order
to enable her TO marry and rescue some signing swain
from such a state of Indebtedness as hive IN !
am not married,
IT'S true It's pity and pity Ills tits true
But yet hope may alleviate and soften the pun
lshmcnt, VIXEN they learn the fact that my condition
IS not exactly my own fault. ! have been several
times on the edge of matrmony but, unfortunate y,
the lovely creatures bolted could not walt TIL my
mind was made up. have encountered the most
awful pcrs by and perils by land to get wife,
but somehow or ether some handsome fellow would
step in and carry her of. Ny heart IS like riddle
absolutely like riddle-so much battle have done
in these matters. Now think If | am TO be punish
ed for not being married, these unhappy crcumstan-
ought to be taken in mitigation OF damages The
editor Of the Transcript IS certain TX hev. Tom
Dewey. He belongs 10 very pous confederacy OF
good men in Wall street. who do large business IN
shnplasters vacant lands, mortgages on valuable lots
at elsewhere" If he will only 90 TO work and
pick out wife for me- there is yet chance OF escape
Since began the Herald have had no time TO select
partner for life And indeed some think am too
fasdlous. l was not always SO fastdious, bat taste
improves If only could chance to fail upon the
angel that fills my minds eye'-that beau ideal
that dream of night and day, except when am
writing editorials would be married tomorrow Oh |!
for Beatrice!
Mons FEMALE CoRREspoNDEScE.-Thc heart of
Woman is reused. Her dearest feelngs-her most
engaging emotions have been nsuted by the savages
Of the Wall street press. Letters and afectionaIe
communications written in female hands, are pouring
in me from every quarter. can only select one
day. The following, written in most beautiful, small,
elegant style Of chrography and post paid 100, came
TO me yesterday from Newark +
NEWARK Nov ie 1887.
II knew half Of the trouble and anxiety you
sion would fly, yourself like the PostCE
oe wS our Ge for h e ans VIM
We do receive the Herald, your Morning Herald until a.
bur for the sake Of my dear father the rest iu
must know that at INST, he would read nothing but the
large papers the and Evening Post tsome
times)
"why, the Herald, dear ather-Mr Benefits Herald pa
: The Heraldt The Herald lie -" the would almost
sweat that vile Hera.d-who put such vulgar stuff within
"why, James papa-asw how do you kn its yus stuff
father, YOU neverreaa it,"
must be, chidevery epsctable paper from The city
But would you believe caught him day porting over
and ne ted and so he was from that day nothing
W. sa e eo M my @ S "a Goa
Post eiee for the Herald" Away g"s Jamts put sn u,
rome in ths mail, father, this niorning"
Those r,scaly mails ihose sccundrels-go back
Irsttng-a Why Kate he'll exclam, what shall ds-how
survive the days that conounded Herald from
all relish for the other papers they STALE nat I'M
pro6tablelhai fellow OF the used to think cever-veiy
ceve-bu Bennett has rubbed him sousdy OF late the No
Israere then Kate, want 70 this Bennett
that article about Moses wasn't the thing"
office mills New York early that the papers
DID not resch ,he Office IN time INA. VII hsrn
Sit YOU down. Ka,e-s,yor down child, and write Mr.:
endure an intellectual anime daily"
And YOU how duol have been 50 Ibeseech YOU
send the Morning Herald the Office in time Awod for my
sell now We To have the grand bachelors bail ms WIN
usual knorp YOU be nvisd-do come, do Mr.
Bennett ous you, and cont say any h,Rg
more about Moses Thine. KATHERINE.
When man, dull, stupid mana savage and
coward every man that belongs to clique is,
gives me advice, say STOP sir; keep your advice
to yourself. | ask no adyce-I take no advice. !
know my own business best" But when lovely,
aectionate intellectual woman comes smiling up and
asks me, "Do, Mr. Bennett-don't say any thing
more about Moses" | only reply with bow,
and putting my hand on my heart-."your will be
done, charming Katherine" The best advice ever
received was from woman. "Never marry my boy"
said my grandmoher,'" ill you able TO support
wife, and then she'll love you. Love in cottage is
no great things my grandson" will therefore obey
my fair Katherine and for her sake drop Moses in the
wilderness.
As TO the Bachelors Ball she may rest satisfied that
shall be there. Let me only know the time shall
also see what's the reason that the Herald is delayed
don't think il is at the Post Office here, for our clerks
are very clever, attentive young gentlemen, and are
favortes of the Herald
The CELRBKATIoN.-Great preparations are making
10 give this celebration in the highest STYLE grand
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