Martinsburg gazette. [volume] (Martinsburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1833-1855, 1837-06-21
Every Man his own Physician.
Sssnse should contribute to the Com.
fort, Health, and Happiness
Of Mankind"


fort, Health, and Happiness
Of Mankind"
DIR. Rrandreth,
Wants no College, no Institution, no Moaols
", no Charter; he being quite sati.lSd 10
rest on the patronage Of the Pubtic,J
tbs success Of his Gyaudfathr's
Vegetable Universal Pills,
Established in England, 1851.
DEATH AND DISEASE. II a Colloqay.l
Meme sana, In Corpors sano
"A mind well lodged, and masculine Of course
Death met Disease the other day,
And thus they gossipp'd on their way.
Dsans--How comes i, friend, in every shape.
You let so many folks escape?
A few years back, and every elf,
Once sick, you laid upon my shelf
Dyspepsia then, had power TO kill
Asthma deceived the Doctors skill;
The lancet, too, at all times sought,
Its hecatombs Of victims brought.
Then Costiveness could fatal prove,
And Rheumatism no power remove;
A simple cold, where'cr you went,
A subject TO my kingdom sent,
How comes it, then, that now-a days,
Folks slip your grip and go their ways
Asthma subsides-Dyspepsa cured
The lancet is no more endured
The sick, TO day, forget all sorrow,
And laugh at both OF as TO morrow.
Dsssass-Dread sire | use oil means eaa
To abrevia,o the life Of man,
] dog his footsteps from his birth,
Till he returns TO mother Garth;
And though It's true that my success
Is daily growing less and less
This satisfaction ] can feel
have not slackened in my zeal;
] use all means used Of old,
Changes OF weather-hot and cold;
give them colds--I give them pains;
rack their boncs--I fire their veins
poison them with rancid bile,
IN place Of the digestive chyle;
Yet all is useless---nothing kills
How's thatf
Dissass--They all take BRAsDsETn's PILIs.
GhS The 18th Of May, 1885, these now
W truly celebrated Pills were first made
known in the United States.
DIR. b. Drandreth is of opinion with his
grandfather. the late celebrated DIR. VIM
Brandretb, that there is only one disea,e
an lmpuri,y Of the blood, which by mpe
ding the circulation brings on inflammation
and consequent arrangement in the organ
or part where such impurity of fho blood
settles; and that it is the different appear.
aoces which this infamaton or derange
mcnt puts on, that have caused medica al
men to designate such appearances by va.
Ii0us names, but which are in fact only
the same disease, with more or less vru
lence. DR.. VIM. Brandreth was so fully
convinced Of the truth Of the above simple
theory, tina, he spent thirty years in expe
rlment and laborious research into the me
diclnal properties of the numerous plants
composing the Vegetable Kingdom his
object being 10 compose medicine which
should at once purify and produce by spe
cific action, a removal of all bad hunors
from the blood by the stomach and bow
els, as by the continuation Of the use of
such medicine, such humors are sure to
oe carried OF; and the blood assume a
state Of purity and whoever takes these
Pills. and perseveres with them, will he
satisfied that DR.. VIM Brandreth fully at
tanned his philanthropic object. I, is now
an absolute and known fact, that every
disease, whether il be 10 the head or feel,
IN The brain or meanest member wheth
er il be an outward ulcer or an inward
abcess. are all, though arising from many
causes, reducible TO this one grand effect,
namely, impurity Of blood,
Therefore, impurity Of blood is. in fact.
the only disease we have TO cure or. ia
other words, our only object TO attain the
best state Of health, is 10 purify and keep
in a state OF purity our circulating fluid
Who ever knew any one iii whose blood
was pure? Who ever knew any one IN a
state of health whose blood wss impure ?
DR.. Brandreth's VEGETABLE UNIvsRsAL
Pills, for purifying the blood stand uni
vailed, and have Only 10 become known
20 be appreciated. In New York they are
almost the only medicine used, and ALSO.
lutely require three offices for their exclu
sive sale. In Philadelphia, they arc very
highly spoken Of, and their sale is up
wards of four hundred dollars per week,
though scarcely introduced there twelve
months. Experience has fully establish
ed them as the most invigorating purga
tive extant, and wherever they are intro
duced they soon become known by their
own virtues.
REAsoEs Why they are especially adapt.
ed TO this climate:
No care required in using them.
No change Of diet.
The body less liable to cold when under
their Influence than at any other time.
May be taken morning, noon, or night
with a certainty Of good results
S5-No Chemists or Doctors have the
genuine Brandfeth's Pills for sale. PvR
CHASER ask TO see the certificate of Agen.
cy. All who sell the Genuine Medlcine
have one.
r. II. GREEN, Gen agent,
NO. 70, Saratogas 81. 6ettceen
HOtcdrd and Eaia,c st.,
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