The Hillsborough recorder. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1820-1879, 1837-08-25

g. neah eaiFt aMu uis eyes Aufntn ~
20 ihe attic windows. - IL aposlrophlsing
the nurseTy-maid over Ihe wav.
= must 90 out; Tor only listen a mo-
meni 10 those eternal Miss Thampsons
next door. beating ROssinl 70 death with
wires. and be deserves the marlyriom;
that 'nloleTsble Italian has done more 10
hreik the peaee nj The country lAsn all
Tie radieals and rioiisis IN the last guar
ter al century. And there's that Betty
below, buzzing about ike Ice, with that
e'eraai Bsrran,ie! l begin 10 he Of opin-
ION with Mrs. RuEdelI. domestic Cock
cry, 9. u, } that lRaifs sLnuld be hung
W fnr IRE day al least mus, 90 ont,
Tor Il STAY a. home shsli De bored again
with lhal rhuharh-Lradci Doctor counting
nv Pnlss aud The fractional parts of his
lee II she same time--one, two, three,
fur, I've shillinss h. means.
IN irHeT seconds: snd looking a. nv
io"gus--pah! what's my tongue - him,
the quarkl as Figaro sings. Let hIm
look H. hrs own
YES, IN 20 oui; for il il a. SAT-. out
Of doors a. IN. More Wind there's a
eush ! Trinidad tornado j. a trumpet So
10 ln u! Moe sIeri--aow suow--snJ
that's ram! What a cline! Good hea.
veu.. iiere's a gus. lIah' hah! hah! the
chimney -pols ~ NJ. 10 are uf on 4 visit
Ia thn-e Of M. "a: and VI. iuN that sur.
mounted the iiue 81 M. q - at his nld
tricks with the pigeons a, No :. Nhew!
welt a"au. pigeons, we'll ron, lax'--
Dave ne. - over the paTspti, Wuh a
Tunnne accompaniment 1T tiles ard co.
ping ."pc.! That slow gru'lrman with
the gfhptr.,a--ihe Whole 90 hIs lead
dnN h' g's.! he l. kile, muIdeil no,
~ 'e gets agaln. away zoe. hts ua,hrt.'-
l., aud nDw hts hail q ,tregle chasr o.,
ss,!rR,4p to his pur-uul The. ha,r tttn.
I'd he corner, hat. umhr, Ia aud genile-
m,nl Two 10 one un TIE hat 30 takeis'
uh, iachH muse laughter, melancholy
uir,h!
Hrs. F"ndltman, Il any hing should
happen To me IN my absencr--, Why dn
Won smrl", madam ---m, tdnrs are al.
r.ngrd--you will hnd my ~liI IN ,hr
wnuag desk: and the cash IN the drawer
will dtsburse your account Tor the last
quarter"
la, sir! are YOU out Of Your sensrs"'
d" Suppose ] am, madam. have nol |,
n an Enghshman. the birth-rghi To be
81. II ! choose! Not word more, ma
dam. bu' give me nv parabnues. my
cloak. nv umbrella. and let me 90, fur
Z" ! will! 1t Is a sullen aud savage
s@u~lsc,Ion. in a day like this, when
Naute plays the chufl. aud make, one
darn and damp al the heart As herself, Ia
look abroad a, her in her own wretched
woods and swampy f"lds. anil 10 see
that she Is as melanch-h t"3 ''''nrah!G
as she has made her Unhar.s' r,Ablrcr
-pish! pah! poh' rain. slr''. tat sn'w
Merry England! But un m.'tcr--"ut
| wiR ca. No, ! wiH mol have a cnach--
a hcarse would he mnre lprmane III The
weather IL is of no use your dissuad
ing ne. Madam. | am delermlned!-
&" WI. herse am. care not how ma
nv miles from town. that charuel-hous,
Of cheertulness. What walk have
had! Walk, wade, should have said
Why should ducks have webbed feet
Men, al least English men. have more
necessity Tor them! What a rIghulul Sc
ties of faces have met all along the road
land all, | am happy 10 say. 10 all ap
pearance, as miserable a. mysrIf--al
olImate-struck wiater wrelched, English
happy. 80. Blu am wei, weary ana
hungry--wherr shall dry myself p
where dry myself. Psha! " hat Is the us,
OF driving or dining either! 7;Rdet me II
t8!
What have we here! 'Fhe Mari
borough Head Another glorious cul
, thrnal's fighting face, making five in lei
miles: two land and three amphlbious
/ wonder when the men Of peace ma,
: hope to have. their heads hung up in
! signs Well, the men OF war are weIc"n
10 the preference, aud may divide thei
oui.of-tlnor hOnours with the Blue Boar
. aud Red Lions of less naval and-mllitar,
publcans. Nurses taken in to bait
: ave, and asses too-l'll en'er ....
Curse the bell-rope!--wOven Of cobweb
5 thai it may be added as an item 10 the bill
!. Wanerr
Il T Enter Boots. -" Eur"
i :" What brute. 10 smOck-lrock tick
= ed up--one hand in his pocket (umblln
$ his halfpence-a head like hedgehog
z mandrake in top boots aud corduroys-
6 | with Sdlishury-Plaln OF cheek-the Ell
y tire creature personliralion OF tina, eli
e CANT compound. chatc-baeon. Wha,
: man, il this Cyclops is one! =. Has
It you any thing 10 eat!''
2 i" Zur"
h e" Why do YOU stand there rubin
!. your hair down! It's Nat enough, yO
II sleek roughness! Send your mastrr."