Martinsburg gazette. [volume] (Martinsburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1833-1855, 1837-07-05
Every Nan his own Physician.
=" Science should contribute to the Com
fort, Health, and Happiness
Of Mankind"
DIR. Esrandretii,

Wants no College, no institution, no "I0''"P"
~. no Charter he being quite sdti.fted 10
rest on The patronage of the Puot'c'Jor
the success ofhis Granqfatter's
Vegetable Universal Pills,
Established in England, 1851.
DEATH AND DISEASE A Colloquy.l
Mems sana, la Corpore sano.
"a mind well lodged, and masculine OF course.
Death met Disease The other day,
And thus they gossipp'd on their way.
Death How comes Il friend, in every shape,
You let so many folks escape
few years back, aud every Elf,
Once sick, you laid upon my sheltf
Dyspepsia then, had power TO Kill
Asthma deceived the doctors skill;
The lancet, too, al all times sought,
It's hecatombs Of victims brought.
Then Cosiivencss could fatal prove,
And rheumatism no power remoyej
A simple cold, where'er you went,
A subject 10 my kingdom seat,
How comes It, then, that now days
Folks slip your grip and 60 their ways
Asthma subsidCs-Dyspepslac cured
The lancet is no more endured
The sick, TO day, forget all sorrow,
And laugh at both Of US TO morrow.
Disease Dread sire ! use all means ] can
To abreviate the life Of man.
| dog his footsteps from his birth,
TIL he returns TO mother earth
And though tits true that my success
Is daily growing less and less
This satisfaction can feel,
have not slackened in my zeal
] use all means | used o. old,
Changes Of weather-hot and cold
give them colds give thom pains;
/ rack their boDes-l fire their veins
roison them with rancid bile,
In place Of the digestive ehyle;
Yet all is understanding kills
Deait-How's thati
Disease They all take BRAEoRETn's PLLs.
GAS the 18Th of May. 1885, these now
w truly celebrated Pills were first made
known in the United States.
DR. b. Drandreth is of opinion with his
grandfather the late celebrated DR. Wm
Brandrelh, that there is only one disease
an impurity OF the blood. which by lWpe
ding the circulation brings on inflammation
and consequent arrangement IN the organ
or part where such iinpurlty Of the blood
settles; and that it is the different appear
ances which this inflammation or derange
ment puts on, that have caused medical
mon TO designate such appearances by va
the same disease, with more or less vifu
lencc. DIR. WIN. Drapdreth was so folly
convinced OF the truth of the above simple
theory. that he sPeut thirty years IN expe
rlment and ,dbofIous research into the me
dlcinal properties Of the numerous plants
composing the Vegetable Kingdom; his
object being 10 compose medicine which
should al once purify and produce by spe
cific action, removal OF all bad humors
from the blood by the stomach aud bow
els, as by the continuation of the use of
such medicine, such humors are SUITE to-
be carried off; and the blood assume
state of purity; and whoever takes these
Pills. and perseveres with them, will be
satisfied that Dr. VIM Brandreth fully at
tanned his phllanthropiC object 1t is now
an absolute and known fact, that every
disease, whether ii be 10 the head or feet
in the brain or meanest member; wheth
er it be an outward ulcer or an inward
abcess, are all, though arising from many
causes, reduclble to this one grand effect,
namely, impurity of blood.
Therefore, impurity of blood is, in fact,
the only disease we have to cure or, 10
other words, our only object 10 attain the
best state OF health, is TO purify and keep
in a state OF purity our circulating fluid
Who ever knew any one i'll whose blood
was pure Who ever knew any one IN a
state Of health whose blood was impure T
Dr. BrandIeth's VEGETABLE UNlvERsAl
PITTS, for purifying the blood stand unri
vailed. and have Only to become know
TO be appreciated In New York they are
almost the only medicine used, and ALSO
lutely require three Offices for their exclu
sive sale. In Philadelphia, they are yer,
highly spoken Of, and their sale is Up
wards of four hundred dollars per week
though scarcely introduced there twelve
months. Experience has fully establish
ed them as the most lnvigofatng purga
tive extant, and wherever they are intro
duced they soon become known by thei
own virtues.
Reasons why they are especially adapt
cd TO this climate:
No care required in using them.
No change OF diet
The body less liza ble to cold when undel
their influence than at any other time.
May he taken morning. noon, or night
with a certainty OF good results.
8S-No Chemists or Doctors have the
genuine Brandreths Pills for sale. PUR
CHASER ask TO see the certificate Of Agen
cy. All who sell the Genuine Medicine
have one.
K. r. GREEN, Gen agent,
No. u, Sayatogast between
HOteard and Eufdg st..
Baltimore