Cheraw gazette. [volume] (Cheraw, S.C.) 1835-1838, 1837-08-23
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KAJEEB BRJWMN, OR

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. KAJEEB BRJWMN, OR
Grand Imperial Vegetable Renorator.
Doctor Jansen Won Humbug, Il gradua-
ted disciple of the great "Royal Seminary
Of Observation-Disclosures Of Barataria.' foun.
ded by his.illnstrious brother the Baran Won
Humbug, has the Distinguished honor to
inform tie citizens ofthc Borough Of West
Chester, that he has taken an Office Of few
doors from the '.Insanc Hospital" where
he can be found by any who may require
his professional services or his invaluable
medicine. The system of Baron Won Hum.
bug isshort s. SIM pie being the application Of
q single medicine, and having been fully
tested by countless millions within the last
thirty years has been found to be the only
true system YET discovered that will Intaisla.
,bv cure sail The ills that flesh is heir to-" =
1t comprises not within itselfany ofthose
poisonous compounds, mercury, antlmony,
No. 4, No. 5, arsenic, No. Is, Cayenne,
Lobelia, &C., which physicians, Quack and
Ernperical Pretenders make use o., at the
risk of destroying the vital energies and
constitution Of the patient; neither does it
embrace the materials ofthose infalliable
pills. which when taken in proper quantities
arc said to heal hole in mans coat, or
grow his lips together in q single night, but
it is mild and pleasant in its nature and
and operation, being compounded of a vege-
table found by Barataria Lunalic in a u-
cid interval. whilst searching for birds nests
in mangrove swamp. and thus provden.
TALLY brought into notice for the benefit Of
an afflicted world.
Wen we look around Us and see SO many
dying daily, the strong man. and the braye,
the ynnng and the beautiful, aie we not kept
continually lachrvmose and melancholy, and
DO not ask yourselves why this should be
50? To hose who understand it, the rea.
sons is obvious. |: is that the pa'i2nt has
not taken the Kajeeb Brjwmn, the Grand
Imperial Renovation, which cures all dlseas-
es, heals all wounds, sets dislocated limbs,
makes the blind walk and the lame see,
and restores to pristine vigor and health
with the greatest facility ten out Of nine that
have been given over by Thomsonian and
all kinds Of Physicians.
Come then all ye afflicted to the Fountain
of Health, drink of its pleasant waters, taste
Of the Kajeeb Brjwmn, and whether ye be
afflicted with gout, or with rheumatism,
with cancers, canker, coughs cholera, or
consumption, with headache or with heart
aches, with dis,ocated arms or with dsloca.
tednecks,ye shall Ibe made assoundas apipin
in the twinkling ola bed post, for no malady
is too obstinate, no fracture too compound
TO resist its unparalleled potency.
The Kajeeb Brjwmn is in such astonish-
ing repute and demand, that the illustrious
Baron Won Humbug is obliged to employ
fourteen Steam Engines and three thou.
sand labonrs in the manufacture, and has
appointed agents to vend it, in England
Laputa, France, Catfraria, South America,
,Baratara, Lilliput, Flanders, Iceland! New
South Wales, Newlin, Marlborough, and
Oregan, and measures are in active prepa-
ration to have it introduced by balloons 10
the moon, two recantng Thomsonian phys
icians, aided by couple of the most sane
and intelligent Of Lunatico- -medicos being
about to start in month.
So numerous are the certificates in its
favor, that the proprietor is obliged to en-
ploy thirty.six clerks in filing them, three
steam presses in printing them and the dI-
rections to envelope the bottles.
In order to show the estimation in which
il is held, few Of the briefcst o!the certiti.
Gates to the illustrious professor ofthe sys.
tenn are herewith subioined.
LONDON. May 22nd, 1921.
Dear Baron: had the erysipela.scro.
fularia for forty years, found no relief from
any of the Doctors, heard Of your medicine
tried it-cured with two bottles.
JOHN SMITH.
Dear Doctor: | was stone blind for six-
teen years, and tried the Thomsonian Med
icnes, from Nos. l to 20 inclusive, and got
worse-or course. Bought a bottle of your
invaluable medicine, and BY merely looking
in it was restored 10 sight lmmedlatel y
Your grateful friend,
JAMES STONE.
Lapu.a Nov. 5, 1885.
Ny dear Sir: For twenty years was as
deaf as post. Nothing gave me relief
Bought your medicine-s.net it the cork,
and was as sound as trout in u minnie .
Ever yours.
FRED. Won STRETCHEM.
Barataria Feb. l, 1927.
Botany Bay, Fe5. l, 1927.
Honorcd Sir have all my lie. laborcd
under an undue expansion Of the bump Of
acquisitivencss, and had come here for the
benefit Of the air, but found i. ofno avail
Cared with half i bottle, Yours,