Richmond Indiana palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1837-1839, 1837-10-14

so full, that folks shouldn't throw him, posatoe
: they owe him, yet before he older, was tip
ped cold shoulder, and Kendall and Benton,
won't lend HIM ! cent on, his best expectations, OF
any more rations, bee ausc they all guess, he's
quite out Of the mess, whcrc Levi Woodbury.,
hands out the food for We, account Of the bags,
that are fall of old rags, and lie in the House that
Jack built.
This is old Van, who was never tho man, 70 he
put in the station, Of head Of the nation yet per
/ formed such a wonder, by means Of a blunder,
and sticking like to old Hickory's tracks, and
has stewed to his wish fine kettle Of fish, with
babbie 10 plaster the rabble, and play
yiainous pranks with Uncle Sums banks, but dis
coy cred that Blair wouldn't do to a hair, and so
cut him adrft in desperate Shift while hard
hearted folks stop his mouth with their jokes, rec
cllecting with curses. when he talked OF silk pur
ses, and fail of sinners, which those cunning d.
vincrs, Benton, Kendall and Woodbury., were sfo
conjare all good for We, by desperate pull, from
the pockets SO fall, OF simple John Bull, to re-
plenish the bags now stuffed with old rags, that
belong to the House that Jack built.
| This is Nick Bidd,c, who don't care q fiddle
sticks end for the fellow, whose coin IS not yel-
low, and has strong box, hard for the knocks
which old Hickorvs club, sent rub a dub, dab,
down on il like thunder, for pure lo:c Of plumber,
I yet all could not smash that deposite Of cash.
which shallow old Van, has lunntic plan, TO
plunge in disasters, by his patent shin plasters,
bit believing the nation, will its salvation, 10
Kendall and Benton, who only intent on,
holding fast by their places, and keep making girl
maces. to bam5ooz'e the nnnies. who believe in
gold Cuineas, and Levi Woodbury., who vows its
good for vc. TO disturb the bags, all full of old
rags. that lie in the House that Jack built.
This is poor Uncle Sam. who was gulicd by n
sham. and though: that his winning, was Just in
fb@b apIc Tod IN
in clover. bat met his mishaps, by listening TO
chaps who preached fine story. about ''blazes of
glory" and told him III CANNON, his shad were oil
[Almon, yet in ciutching MS poll, has discovered
himself, alack and alas! TO have beer huge ass,
and pcrceives that old Van, is bv no means the
man, to retrieve his disasters, BIZ means Of shin
plasters, and that Kendall and Benton, deserve |
to be sent on, jirnt Of dismsson, for their vile
imposition, and that each precious Pet, is COM !
p!etcly upset, and the humbug Of guineas, can |
cheat only the n:nnics, and that Woodbury's bugs,
with all their old rags, before matters are done,
will as sure gun, upset the cid House that
J ack built.-[B Boston Courier.
Loss AND GAIN-Tbc author of tho letter to
Shcrrod Williams, took possession Of "fic gorcrn-
uacnf'' the 18th Of March last, and has Tor six
months been threading in the Footsteps Of his IL
ustrious predecessor. Within that time the peo-
pie Of the States Of Maryland, Arkansas, Missis-
sippi, North Carolina, Tennessee, Kentucky, Indi-
ana, Michigan, Rhode Island and Maine-ten
States, have been called TO express their opinion
,pon his administration. The result shows an av-
-rage
Van Bsircn gain Of 1000
And an average loss Of 56,546! ,
A few more such months, and the glory will
ave departed from the little man, and he will ex-
lain in the language Of the old Caicf. truly "our
offerings is intolcrabic. ~ Gin (faz
QUEEN VICToRIA--Has taken possession Of d
Windsor Cas,lc-Triumphal arches, flags, royal d
.andards, crowns Of flowers, boqucis, and ever c
rccns decorated the route of the royal cavalcade.
young hcrcss in this country would have taken k
ossession of her estates, 18th less than humid 81
eth part Of the trouble. is
The new gatc-ways in Hyde Park were opened o
y the Duchess of Sussex, with great parade, "
nd named Victoria. Her majesty IN high spirits fr
assed through. ''and was graciously pleased to p
c much amused by the proceedings" n
She has conferred the honor Of knighthood on d.
,e Chemist. Professor Faraday. c.
Rumor declares Lord Elphinstonc the favored a,
,itor for her majesfy's hand, the ground Of ii
reference while she subject As Queen Ia
lie may choose who pleases her. So may any
fair damsels.
The city of London has invited Miss Victoria A
dine at GudhalI. The expense Of the dinner GU
estimated at 100000. This promises great W
.str.lction of roast beef and plum pudding. She sc
omiscs TO attend the Engham races. pl
Among the late presents to the Queen, are an CT
live Tree from Jerusalem with dozen healthy fol
anchcs, in a box Of clay from the holy city. Al to
fine young Sturgeon, the first caught in the pc
names since her accession.--fCin. Gaz. of
Ynt
LEDyaRo's CHARACTER OF WoNEx.-SI have be
ways remarked saws Ledyard, the American SUI
weller, that all countries civil and an
liging, tender and humane. To woman, wheth- no
civilized orsavage, never addressed my self, in IN
= language Of deccncy and friendship, without on
,civing decent and friendly answer. With thi
ID it has often been otherwise. In wandering
er the barren plains of inhospita6le Denmark,
.ough honest Sweden. and frozen LapIand. rude sta
churlishFinland, unprinciPed Russia, and the ins
de spread regions Of the wandering Tartar; If del
ngry, dry. cold, wet sick, the women have the
,r been friendly to me, and uniformly And as
add this virtue, worthy the appellation Of wa
1eyoence, their actions have been performed fv.
so free and kind manner, that fl was dry, ted
nix the sweetest draughfs, and il hungry, ate the
coarsest morsels with double relish
The President ofthese United States, and Com lis
nder in-chef Of all the soldiers in pursuit Of viii
cola Florida, said exceed all his prede tor,
in the magn6cence Of his dinners, suPPers. ten
ball displays. 81 Dutch musicians played the xIs
AIDES of Kindcrhook.- at the first Lcvee OF has 'ted
ral Highness. How princeIy the Warrington mig