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st. Johnsbury Plain, Sept %, 1887 ST
yNOFF47'S LIFE PILLS and PHOENIX
BIIIER.S.
l-3eA CONTRAST.-AI nations, from tho re-
molest ages, have had ships, but Columbus only
found out the way to America. Before the TIME OF
the great Spanish navigator, people were only en-
abIed to paddle about the shores. just so with inc
Life Medicines 1t is but two short years since 1
first vcnturcd upon an unknown ocean, and have
discovered the precious object | was in search Oh
HEALTH Vegetable medicines were indeed
known when | commenced my search, Dut lhGir
use was not BY the use OF them, nave not only
passed from the detected invalid, to the hale, hearty
and active man Of business, but, comparatively
speaking, | have renewed my youth. can mus,
with coiidence in my own experience, advise WIN
my Gellow-ciitizens. Does the reader want proof
lIat The VEGETABLE LIFE MEDICINES are
suitable to his own case? have file at my office,
SAG Broadway hundreds of letters from some OF the
most respectable citizens of this my native lane,
voluntarily offered in testimony OF the virtues OF ~
GOOD VEGETABLE MEDICINE.
Persons whose constitutions have been nearly ru-
ined by e"all-inalhble neutrality-suspicious. OF the
day, will bear me witness, that the Lille Medicines,
and such only, the true course to permanent
GOOD health JOHN MOfEAI.
GENERAL REMARKS RELATIVE TO MorFAT LIFE
PILLS AND PmENIX BITTERs.
These medicines nave long peCH hHONIl ana APP
prcclated. for their extraordinary and immediate
bowers OF restoring perfect health TO persons suffer-
ing under nearly every kind OF disease to which The
human frame is liable.
In many hundreds of certfcated instances, they
have even rescued sufferers from the very verge Of
an untimey grave, after all the deceptive nostrums
of the day have utterly failed; and TO many thou
sands they have permanently secured that uniform
enjoyment Of health, without when me ltson IS
but a partial blessing. So great, indeed, has their
efficacy invariably and n!alibly proved, that 1T has
appeared scarcely less than miraculous to those
WHO were unacquainted with the beautifully phllo-
sophical principles upon which they are compound
cd and upon which they consequently act 1t was
TO their manifest and aeHsiJio action in puri yng
the springs and channels of life, and enduing them
with renewed tone and vigor, that they were in
debted for their name, which was bestowed upon
them at the spontaneous request OF several indlvId-
uals whose lives they had obviously saved.
The proprietor re occs in the opportunity afford
cd by the universal Glnsou Of the daily press, for
placing this VEGETABLE LIFE PILLS within
The knowledge and reach of every individual in
tho community. Unlike the host of perniclous
quackeries which boast Of vegetable ingrcdiGns,the
Life Pills are purely and SOLELY VEGETABLE, and
containing Mother Mercury, Anthony, Arsenic,
nor any other mineral in any form whatever. They
entirely composed of extracts from rare and
powerful plants, the virtues of which, though long
known to several Indian tribes, and recently 10
some eminent pharmaceutical chemists, are alto
gether unknown to the ignorant prctenders to med
zeal science; and were never before admlnlseredln
so happily e1llCaClOuS IL COnDlIallOu'
Their first operation is to loosen from the coats
of the stomach and bowels. the various impurities
and crudies constantly settling around them; and to
remove the fEces which collect in the convoutons
of the small intestlnes. Other medicines only par
TALLY cleanse these land leave such collected masses
behind, as to produce habitua costlvenoss, with all
its train of owls, sudden diarrhoea, with its m-
nent dangers, This fact is well known TO all reg
uar anaomiss, who examine the human bowels
after death: and hence the prejudice of these well
informed men against the quack medicines of the
age The second effect the VEGETABLE LIFE
FILLS is to cleanse tho kidneys and the bladder,
and by this means, the liver and the lungs, tile
healthful action of which entrey depends upon the
regularity of the urinary organs. The blood which
takes its red color from the agency of the liver and
lungs before it passes into the heat, being thus pu-
rified by them, and nourished by food coming from
the clean stomach courses freely through the VEINS
renews every part Of the system, and triumphanty
mounts the banner ofhealth in the blooming check
The following among the distressing variety
of human diseases to which the Vegetable Life Pills
we'll known TO be lniallblc-
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the first
and second stomachs, and creating flow of pure
healthy bile, instead of the stale and acrid Kind
-FIaucncy, Paipitation Of the Heart, Loss Of .4D-
petite Heatt-burR and Head- ache, RcStlesSncSS Ill.,
temper, 4a1icy, Langu0r, and Melancholy, which
are the general symptoms ofDyspepsla,wiIl vanish
a natural consequence of its cure COStiUeneSs
by cleansing The whole length of the ntestinesjwith
a solvent process and without violence; all violent
purges leave the bowels costive within two DAYS
D1GrTh0e0an Ch0tGF0,Dy removing the sharp acrd
fluids by which these complaints are occasoned
and by promoting the lubricatve secretion OF the
muscus membrance. FeUGrS Of all kinds by restor-
ing the blood to regular circulation, through the
process Of perspiration in cases, and the thor
ough solution of all intestinal distractions in others
The LIFE PILLS have been known TO cure Rheu
ne0tiSm permanently in three weeks, and Gout in
half that time, by removing local Inflammation from
the muscles and Igaments of the joints. Dropsics
Of all kinds, by freeing and strengthening the kid.
neys and bladder; they operate most delightfully."-
on these important organs, and hence have ever
been found certain remedy for the worst cases of
Graoet. Also, HORNS. from dislodging from the
turnings Of the bowels the siymy matter to which
these creatures adhere; Asthma and CONSUMPTION
by relieving the air vessels of the lungs from the
mucus, (which even slight colds will occasion which
if not removed becomes hardened, and produces
those dreadful diseases. Scur0y, Ulcers and Inuet