Richmond Indiana palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1837-1839, 1837-08-12
A PARABLE.

I. A certain man going down from Youth 10
Manhood, fell among grosshoPs, where ne was
stripped Of his money, his character, and his
friends, and left poor, ragged, and halftead with
disease.
?. And by chance, there came down a GER
tain Moderate Drinker that way, and when he saw
him, he scorned him, and passed by on the oth-
3. And likewise friend ofTemperance came
where he was, and when he saw him he passed
by on the other side.
4. But a certain Temperance Man, - he
iourneycd, came whore he was, and, when he
saw him, he had compassion on him, and wePt
over him and besought him with tears, to repent
and reform.
5. And he persuaded him to sit upon his own
breast, Total Abstinence, and brought ham to ms
own family, and they took care Of him. And on
the morrow, he spake kindly to him and offered
prayers for him, and departed. Which OF the
three was ucighbor to him that fell among the
erogskops?
A KISS, A LONG KISS, AND KISS alIToGETnER.
When young chap steals a kiss from an Ala.
bama girl, she says, IL reckon it's my time now"
and gives him box on the ear that he don't forget
in q week.-Irrinfocn Herald.
When a clever fellow steals kiss from q Louis
lana girl she smiles, bushes deeply, and says
nothing. We think our girls have more taste and
sense than those of down east and Alabama II a
from them, they are perfectly satis6ed.-Ner
Orleans Picayxne.
When female is here saluted with buss, she
puts on her bonnet and shawl, and answereth
tbus-sJ am astonished at thy assurance. Jedcdi-
all; for this indignity will sew thee up"-Ly""
Recorder.
The ladies' in this village receive a salute with
Christian mcekness. They follow the scripture
rle-when smitten on the cheek they turn
the other also-BMngtorn Chronicle.
As for the New York girls, they go on the regu-
lar spoils Of victory principle. man must hight
for kiss as If for dear lifc-head dress. sleeves,
&c. not taken into account. Bat if he takes the
citadel nc can then erjoy the spoils to his hearts
the girls never give up until all
their strength is gone.-N. y. Commercial
liza young man should happen to hook kiss
from hoosicr lass he must be swide awake and
duly sobcr,- or he will stand chance Of getting
his Shin kicked.
The Louisville Journal, gives the following I'M
portant cure. performed by the oculist, now IN ths
city, short time previous to his departure tor
that place. 1t almost rivals Dr. Johns Certih- |
tie from Dayv Crockett in this morning Gazette,
where the bear hunter had both his eyes gouged
out, and by . few drops Of DR.. William Johns
elixir they were not only restored, but very much
improved in size and aPpcarance.-lCIn wing.
"a man, Who had lost one ofhis cye-balls, and who
mad hoesc IN the same predScameut, called up
on the oculiss to prescribe for him and his beast
The oculist,n is well known, keeps one bottle Of
cye-watcr, with which he can create = new eye |
for . mao, and another, with which be can make
a new eve for horse. On this occasion, howev-
or, he unfortunately got his bottles changed, and
tAss made q kssss eye for his horse aid q horse
CT for nas.
ss'Tbe editor Of the Globe, driven into corner,
gives il Is his opinion, that 'sif man Is = knase
in politics he will turn out to be knave in every
thing else" The experience Of the editor Of the
Globe IS conclusive as far rs il goes