The Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1837-1867, 1837-12-26
.MOFF!4I'tS LIFE PILLS and PHG.NIX
BITT1ERS.

MA CONTRAST. All nations, from the re-
hottest ages, have had ships, but Columbus only
found out the way TO America. Before the time Of
the great Spanish navigator, people were only en-
abled to paddle about the shores Just so with the
Life Medicines. 1t is but two short years since
first ventured upon an unknown ocean, and have
discovered the precious object was in search Of
HEALTH. Vegetable medicines were indeed
known when l commenced my search, but their
not. By the Of them, have not only
passed from the ejected iuvald,to the hale, hearty
and active man Of business, but, comparatively
speaking, have renewed my youth. can thus.
with cohdence in my own experience, advise with
my jellow-citzens. Does the reader want proof
that the VEGETABLE LIFE MEDICINES are
suitable his own case have on file at my Office
$40 Broadw hundreds Of letters from some OF the
most respectable citizens Of this my native land.
voluntarily offered in testimony of the virtues Of 4
GOOD VEGETABLE MEDICINE.
Persons whose constitutions have been nearly ru-
med by theaIlintallible preparations 90 the
day, will bear witness, that the Life Medicines.
and such only, are the true course to pormaHout
good health. JOHN MOFTAT
GENERAL REMARKS RELATIVE TO MoFTAT's LIFE
PILLS AND PuENIX BITTERs.
These medicines have long been known and APP
preclated, for their extraordinary and imme diule
powers Otrestorng perfect health 10 persons suler-
ing under nearly every kind Of disease which the
human frame is liable.
In many hundreds of certlcated instances, they
have even rescued sufferers from the very verge of
untimely grave, after all the deceptive noslrums
OF the day have utterly iailed and 10 many thou
sands they have permanently secured that uniform
ENJOY ment OF health; without which life itself is
but partial pleasing. SO great, indeed, has their
efficacy invariably and in!allibly proved that it has
appeared scarcely less than miraculous to those
who were unacquaiuted with the beautifully phlo-
soPhlcal principles upon which they compound
ed, and upon which they consequently act. 1t was
to their manifest and sensible action in purifying
the springs and channels Of life and enduing them
with renewed tone and vigor, that they were in
debted for their name, which was bestowed upon
IF prnli ,,li
uals whose lives they had obviously saved
lhe proprietor rejolces in the opportunity afford
ed by the universal dtlnslou of the daily press for
placing this VEGETABLE LIFE PILLS within
the knowledge and reach of every individual in
the community. Unlike the host of pernicious
quackerea, which boast Of vege table ingredients the
Life Pills are purely and SOLELY vEGETABLE and
containing neither Mercury, Anthony, Arsenic
nor any other mineral in any form whatever. They
are entirely composed Of extracts from rare and
powerful plants the virtues of which though long
known to several Indian tribes, and recently 10
some eminent pharmaceutical chemists, are alto
Sether unknown to the ignorant pretenders to med
zeal science; and were before administered in
so happily ethcaclous combination.
Their first operation is to loosen from the coats
OF the stomach and bowels. the various impurities
and crudltes constantly settling around them and to
remove the faces which collect in the COW olutlons
OF the small lnlestnes. Other medicines only par
Tally cleanse these and leave such collected muses.
behind, as to produce habitual costveness with all
It's tram of evils, or sudden darrhoea with its imi-
nent dangers. This fact is well known 20 all req
ulaf ANTAGONISTS, VINO examine the human bowels
after death: and hence tho prejudice of these well
informed men against he quack medicines Of the
age. The second effect ofthe VEGETABLE LIFE
FlLLS Is TO Cleanse the kidneys and the bladder,
and by this means, the liver and the Iunos the
healthul action Of which entirely depends upon the
regularity OF the urinary organs Tie blood which
takes is red color rom the agency of the liver and
lungs before 1t passes into the hea1t being thus p-
rihed by them, and nourished by food coming from
the clean stomach courses freely through the veins
renews every part Of the system, and triumphanty
mounts the banner of health in the blooming cheek
The following are among the distressing variety
of human dseases,to which the Vegetable Life Pills
are well known 10 be infallible-