The Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1837-1867, 1837-10-31


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DIR BR.ANDREI,H Dants no college, no s''Sfi-
tution no mOnopOly, ehaTter ne 6esng g"'te Sal-
isfed 10 rest on the patronage ne PaDhc J0r ne
success of his gYandfather's UNIVERSAL IEG-
ETABLE PILLS, estaJlished in England, 175l'
tScicnoo should contribute to the comfort, health,
and happiness OF mankind, ,.l.
VEyuESE celebrated Pills OF which eighty thou
n sand boxes have been sold in N YORK since
| July, 1885, are now recommended ny ihousuhus OF
persons whom they have cured oiconsuinpt'on, IN.
fuenzn, dyspepsia, headaches pans ana sense OF
symptoms Of apoplexy, Jaundico, Fever and ague,
bilious, scarlet, typhus, yellow, and common fevers
of all kinds, asthma, govt, rheumatism, nervous
Diseases liver complaint, pleurisy, inward weak
uess depression Of the spirits, ruptures, iniamma-
tons sore eyes, fits, palsy, dropsy, small pox, mea
sles, Group, coughs, whooping cough quincy, chol-
c, cholera morbus, gravel, worms, oysehtery, dear
ness ringing noises in the head, kings evil, scrofu-
Ia eryspelas, st anhony.s fire, salt rheum white
swelngs, ulcers, some of 80 years standing, can
cers tumors, swoled feet and legs, piles, cosliye-
ness all cruptions Of the skim frighuul dtcams ie-
male complaints Of every kind, especially obslruc-
tons, relaXatiOns, &c .
$500 testimonials have been received from ind-
vduals of the highest responsibility. They in fact
prove, and the cures they make, that there is no
necessity for any other medicine.
Although DIR 3. has enumerated by name the a
bove diseases, he is nevertheless OF opinion WIN
his grandfather, the late celebrated DIR WIN Bran
dreh that there is only one disease, an mpurty oil
the blood, which by impeding the circulation, brings
on inflammation and consequent derangoment IN
the organ part where such lmpurIty OF the Diood
settles and that it is the different appearances which
this inflammation or arrangement put on, that nave
caused medical men to designate such appearances
by various Names but which are in fact, only inc
same disease, with moro or less virulence. Or WIN
Brandreth was fully convinced of The truth OF the
above simple theory, thai he spent 81 years IN OK
pertinent and !aborous research mo ihe medIcina
pro 7ertios Of the numerous plants composing tho
Vegetable Kingdom; his object being TO compose
n medicine winch should at once purify, and pro-
duce by specific action removal OF all bad humors
from the blood by the stomach and bowels, as by
The continuation of The use OF such medicine, such
humors to be carried off; and the blood as
sumo a state of purity; and whoever takes these
Pills, and perseyeres with them, will be satisfied
that DIR VIM Brandreth fully attained his philan
thropic object. 1t is now an absolute and known
fact, that every disease, whether it be IN the head
or feet, in The brain or meanest member; whether
it be an outward ulcer, an inward absccss, are
all, though arising from many causes, rcducibe &c
this grand effect, namely, impurity OF blood.
In all cases they will be found Il safe and simple
remedy, ct all powerful for the removal Of disease,
whether chronic or recent, infections or otherwise;
and what makes Them particularly adapted 20 this
country, that there is not the slightest liability TO
cold when taking them, indeed the system is ahso-
lutoly less susceptible or cold when under their in
hucnce, than at any other limc-thorcforo in tins
climate they are invaluable. Neither do they
quire change of diet or of any kind. In Eng
land these Pills have been the only medicine 0f
many families for periods varying from forty to siA
ty years and lave always proved ,fcctua in restor-
ing hoalh whenever an alteration from it has oc.
Cured. In many cases where the dreadful rava-
gcs of liberation had laid bare ligamcnts and bone,
and where TO all appearance no human means could
save life, have patients by the use Of these pills
been restored to good health, the dcvouring disease
having been perfectly eradicated.
In consequence of the pIeasanlness of their OPP
Grafton and The dose not generally being required TO
be more than four or five pills, (mcrey keeping in
view The drain upon the hunorS,) they are fast su-
persedlng every other preparation of professod
similar import. Cases may occur where ii will be
prof cE TO take twenty even thirty pills;
Ills must TO considered with reference to highly in
fdnm2tory disease, or when great pain is expert
onccd.
As B!andreths pills prevent scurvy, costivencss
and its consequences, seaiaring men, and all travel
iers to foreign regions, should not be without them,
IN order 10 resort TO on every occasion of illness
N. Il. Time climate affects them not.
Southern gentlemen will find this medicine one
which will ensure health to people on Their estates.
Cancers. Several cases ofcure can be referred to;
the cure is sure if perseverance is used.
Consumption. Reference can be made TO num-
bers who have been cured in New OK and Brook
Ign, OF this disease.
FindicatjOm. DIR Brandreth has been assailed by
TIE proPrletors OF other medicines, merconary
qlaci; because he is said to recommend his medi-
cine in large quantities, and that good medicine
Is so required. The fact is, that any medicine huv-
ing hietcury, Arsenic antlmony, or Ilcmlock in il
could not be taken in large doses because if wero
such medicines would destroy life at once. lie
does not say the medicines which he alludes have
those ingredients in them, but it is evident, from
their directions, that great is required in the
taking of them. Now Brandreths Vegetable u
UNIVERSAL Pills can be taken all times, IN large or
small doses, according TO urgency of symptoms.
such is the reputation, and so great the demand
TOR the Genuine 'Brandreth's Vegetable Universal
PlliS that counterfeit article is m,;& adcertiscd
ana sol" as genulne-and some individuals who sell
the counterfeit pills, have advertised tLrsAseires as
my agent-that have found it necessary TO s+<as,,
serve the reputation of my pills, and save Inc pub
lie from imposition, to furnish every agent with
ceruhcate which is as follows,
" BT"adreths Vegetable Uaiucrsat PITS" xrgfF
mi SECURlTY AGAINST CoUNrERFElrs.
, The within named, Fare q Parmeee lof Mid
aletown, Conn are my appointed GcneraY Agents
Tor the State Of Vermont Connecticut (ex5ept Fair
held Go.) Hampden, Hampshire q Franklin Coun
hcs, Mass; Cheshire " Sullivan Countless ~ H.
winch Is signed by me, b. BRANDRErH in my own
nana writing, must also be signed by the within