Morning herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1837-1840, 1837-09-19

am imbued with love of my calling and cannot
;nnk, as many appear to DO that 70 Dc drummer amer
beauties as Sock Robin" and "a Bounce" are
my motto. The generous and the correct l esteem
as men and bIothcrs the dscreditable and foolish,
are yet to come. How pleasant thing IS egotlsm!
Already have written too much of Myself
Don Whiskerandos.-An incorporating cox,
combs has generally remarkably shallow head and
the Don is an evidence of BOTH See him in the pre-
sence of female! His hand is ever and anon fur
ance to the most ridiculous commonplace, followed
by an air that says " ana l not irresistible" II is
really aughable to see the criter.
Truth, says my favorite Byron, us stranger than
nctlon, and here is an evidence. Some few months
back, narrative (he hero is there described as Mr..
Kitchen Cook,) subscribed "A LOCKER on in Venice,
appeared in the Herald the substance of which is as
follows:-Mr. Kitchen Cook and young lady were
engaged; but doubts Of the sincerity OF the gentle
man beng entertained by a branch Of the family, an
anonymous correspondence was opened with Mr..
Cook-in which fair lady expressed her admiration
OF MS handsome person, and offered herself and for
tune SAID to be over $50,0OO-the bait took-the gull
blt--ihe coniding girl to whom he was engaged, was
deserted without delay and ardent lover solicited
an interview with his fair ncognta the request
granted. and at the corner of B street. carriage
was to wait for the expectant youth a certain eve
nlng Punctual at the hour and "perfumod like
mlllner" appeared Mr.. G. He entered the carriage.
"Is it really your? said faterng voice. The ardent
YOUTH pressed long and sore, that the trembling fair
should raise her veil. Twas done and from beneath
that envlous screen appeared the laughing eyes and
expressive grin of a mullatto wench p who excaim-
ed La, Massa Kitchen dat you - "Massa Kitch-
en- and Don Whlskerandos are the sane. And need
ought be said of him in addition He is marked
character-and "joy go with him."
LITcHFIELD, Sept. II, 1887.
To JAMES G. BESSETT-Sir,-ln your paper of the
Goth ult there appeared letter addressed TO you,
headed Boarding Schools" and dated Litchfield,
Conn.,, August 9th, 1887. In order to correct some
of the mistakes contained in that letter. the writer of
this ARTICLES induced to give you honest statement
Of facts which may all be confirmed by sober inquiry
have been for many years resident ofLitch6eld,
and speak of the schools of the village from par
tcular knowledge The Young Ladies' Academy IS
al present under the care of intelligent and highly
accomplished young lady, and the school merits
equal patronage from the public with the schools Of
the hrst order IN the counlry and il is certainly la
menable thing that the reputation and usefulness as
teacher of highly gifted individual should be ex-
posed to injury by the levlty of scnbbling school
girl.
The writer is also acquainted with the DR.. Able al
luded TO IN the letter, and has personal knowledge of
his treatment of the curvature of the spine, and can
confidently affirm that his success has been without
parallel. The doctors remedies for that disease are
purely mechanical founded as have no doubt, upon
correct physiological and philosophical principles,
and as he is thoroughly and intimately acquainted
with every branch of his profession and possessing
talents of no ordinary stamp, he is able 10 reduce his
knowledge to practice His treatment of his patients
is humane, and mingled with as much kindness as
benevolent heart, guided by Judgment will allow
The applications are in all cases under the control of
the individual to whom they are made, and can be
graduated by the patients at pleasure. No pain or
uneasness is given beyond the wishes of the numer-
Gus patients under his care, if they have arrived at
mature age-and those who have been committed 10
his care will readily testify 10 the genteness Of his
manners-to his easily excited sympathies, and to
the kindness and benev0lence Of his feelings. DR..
Able has had the management of great variety of
cases OF this descrpiion-ihe number probably ex-
ceeds that of any other ply sicaHs in this or any
other country-havng more experience, il is there
fore fair presume that he is better acquainted with
the proper and eilicacious method OF treatment; con-
sequenty there has been under his care with
oul being vastly improved, and great proportion en-
trely restored SO TAR from inJurng the health, the
process has uniformly been Of benefit TO it--where
health was wanting, il has usually returned in pro-
portion the distortion Of the body has been reduced
Your fair informant has fallen into mistake relating
TO the frequency of the doctors visits He seldom
sees those particular patients more than once day.
and never often unless particularly desired to do
50 by their frends-in general he attends them once
in tive or three days The lady, therefore could not
have been acquainted either with those who are sui.
ferng under the spinal disease with the facts re-
laung to the doctors practices and the distorted
count which she has gwen you is only faHcys
sketch"
The Efforts made by DR.. Able 10 alleviate that
dreadful malady has been rewarded by an extensive
patronage. His patients are from all parts OF the
United States, and continually on the increase
The writer has now gwen you an unadornsd state
ment of facts, which hope will disabuse your own
mind, and by publishing it will disabuse that of the
public. III.
: NEwsuRcu, Sept H. 1887.
DEAR BEssETT IL s the first time yrpiured 10 write
YOU although read excellent paper every aay and
have letters and rsm New IIa
Peekkil NC Isena you few lines to give Your read
SYLVIA.
when scarce eight years Rad run their round
Fen while wore my bib,
Love made my heart in gamDols bound
On love my tongue glib.
JinNy, whose chubbed cheeks my eyes
Were ne'sr fatigucd with viewing
whose rosy lips and manly size,
weened, were formed for woonp-
Would of ere Phebus gilt the morn
His matin streams iorego,