The Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1837-1867, 1837-12-19

like the little wings but it has large snout, ana
the place where the eyes ought to be Is coVereu
with shin-plusters
Of human diseases,to which the NeSeaoie LIE l'S
are well known to be nialhblo;- Ct
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the hrst
and second stomachs, and creating now OF pure
healthy bile, instead OF the stale ana ucI'u N'nu'
getite Heart-burn and Headache, ReSttess"csS, ~
tcmpey, .Aa1icty Languor, and Jietancholy, when
are the general symptoms ofDyspePsla,wil VANISH,
as natural consequence OF us eufo ',b
solvent process and without violence; all violent
purges leave the bowels costivc within two days;
Di0rrhOea and Cholera, by removing the sharp acfu
fluids by which these complaints are occaslohea,
and by promoting the ubrcative secretion OF the
musctIs membrance. Fe0erS 81 all ktndS,by restor-
ing the blood to Il regular circulation, through the
process Of perspration IN some cases. ana inc thos
ough solution of all intestinal distractions IN others.
The LIFE PILLS have been known to euro hhe~-
qnatisn permanently in three weeks, and G0nt IN
half that time, by removing local inflammation iroAr
the muscles and lgaments OF theJoihs: DL" PSit G
of all kinds by freeing and strengthening the KID
news and bladder; they operate most delightfully."-
on these important organs, and hence have ever
been found certain remedy for the worst cases OF
Gray6L Also, Worms, lromlts lodging from the
turnings of the bowels the symy matter to which
these creatures adhere; Asthma and Consumption,
by relieving the air vessels Of the lungs from the
mucus, which even slight colds VIII occas on ,Wh'cn
those dreadful diseases SCuroy, Ulcers and InceL-
crate Sores, by the perfect purity which these Lille
Pills give to the blood, and all the humors Sc0rb@hc
Eruptions, and Bud Compilations, by their Alternative
effect upon the fluids that feed the skin, the morbid
state of which occasions all Erapttce cOmFtdtntS,
SaILoao Cloudy, and other djSGgTeea6Ie fomple1to"S
The of these Pills for very short tne,WHi ell
feet entire cure of SAT- rheuEn, EfyS1Pe@S, ana
striking Improvement in the CteGTneSs OF the siam.
Common Colds and Influenza, will always be cured
by one dose, or by two, even in the worst cases;
Pucs-as a remedy for this most distressing and
obstinate maady, the Vegetable Life Pills deserve
u distinct and emphatic recommendation 1t is we'll
known to hundreds in this city, that the Proprietor
Of these invaluable Pills, was himself afflicted with
this complaint for upwards of hirty;F1e gears, and
that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed with
in the whole compass of the Matera Medica lie
however, at length, tried the medicine which he
now offers to the public and he was cured in very
short time after his recovery had been pronounced
not only improbable, but absolutely impossible, by
any human means.
DIRECTIONS FOR UsE.-Tho Proprietor Of
the Vegetable Life Pills does not follow the base
and mercenary practice ofthe quacks otthe day, in
advising persons to take his Pills in large quantities
No good medicine possibly be so required.
These Pills to be taken at bed time every night,
for a week or fortnight, according TO the obsuacy
of the disease The usual dose is from = to D, ac-
cording TO the constitution of the person Very del
icate persons should begin with but two and increase
as the nature of the case may require; those more
robust, or of very costve habits may begin with
3, and increase TO H. or even 5 Pills, and they will
effect n sufficiently happy change to guide the pa
tent in their further These Pills sometimes
occasion sickness and vomiting though very seldom,
unless the stomach is very foul; this, however, may
be considered a favorable symptom, as the patient
will find himself at relieved, and by porsever
ance will soon recover They usually operate
within 10 or ~ hours, and never give pain, unless
the bowels are very much encountered. They may
BE taken by the most delicate females under any
circumstances.-lt is, however, recommended, that
those in latter periods of pregnancy should take but
ON at mn Keep
open: and even two may be taken when the patient
is very costive. One pill in solution OF two table
spoons full OF water, may be given TO an infant III
the following doses--a tea spoon fall every TWO
hours till it operates; for child from one to five
years of age half pill-and from five to ten pill
THE PHOENIX BITTERS, are so called, be-
cause they possess the power Of restoring the eX-
pirng embers of health, 10 glowing vgor through
out the constitution, AS the Phoenix is said to be
stored to life from the ashes oft own dissolution
The Phoenix Bitters are entirely vegetable, COM
posed Of roots found only in certain parts of the
western country (which will inallibiy cure FEN ERS
AND AGUES of all kinds; will never tatfto eradi-
cate entirely all the effects of Nlurcury, fntiniteig
sooner than the most powerful preparations of Sfr
saparrilla, and will Immediately cure the determine
alton of BLOOD TO THE HEAD; never failing
in the sickness incident to young females; and will
be found certain remedy III all cases of marcus
de6tlty and acedhllGSS of the most impaired constlu
tons. AS remedy for Chronic and intdmm0t0ry
Rheumatism, the efficacy Of the Phoenix Bitters will
be demonstrated by the of single bottle. The
usual dose OF lneSe DlltefS is nan vine glass; lu,
in water wine, and this quantity may be taken
two or three times day, about half an hour before
meals, or less quantity may be taken at all times
10 those who afflicted with indigestion after
meals these bitters will prove invaluable, they
very greatly increase the action Of the principal Wis
cera, help them to perform their functions, and
able the stomach to discharge into the bowels what
ever is offensive. Thus indigestion is easily and
speediIy removed, appetite restore, d and the mouths
OF the absorbent vessels being ceansed nutrition is
facilitated, and strength of body and energy ofminG
are the happy results. For farther particulars of
MOFFAT'S LIFE PILLS, and PlIEENIX BIT
IERS, apply at Mr.. Moffat's office, No SAG Broad
way, New-York, where the Pills can be obtained
Tor - cents so cents 81 Der box and the Bitters
loF Sl or " per bottle d Numerous certificates
of the wonderful efficacy Of both. may be there n
spected. 1'' i"-
. IN some obstinate and complicated cases of chron-
&c &c and Inilammatory Rheumatism, Liver COMPLAINS
Fever and Ague, Dyspepsia, Palsy, Piles, tnjmr;cs
Jfom NE use Of mercury qunine, and other diseases
81 0ng SGndtng, 1t may be found necessary to talk q
both the Life Pills and the Phoenix Biters. in tho
doses before recommended.
N. B.-Iheso Pills and Btters will get all mer-
n Tho ,Cx..z