Constantine republican. [volume] (Constantine, Mich.) 1836-1838, 1837-11-01
M9 From tie Detroit Norhin. Pasf.
rlHE POLITICAL BURLEsQUE,
ALAuG,IABLE FARCE.
IN ONE ACT. p.

HshE k'OLnTlCAL BURLESQU T.,
A LAuGlABLE FARCE,
IN ONE ACT.
Written Iy Jupiter Tonans, Esq, and
performed 10 "A small aud select audience a.
nd rolrs Ui mlrh.
SCENE FIRST.
Bar Rom al Uacle Ben's' PRESENT,
Johnny Wrong, an ex.woiking man roo
snporiani TO- his salio,, Uhcie Ben, Gle.
er. good na'ured, z'-alo Is wing, and scvc-
Il OH RS, ex.oilicr mol hers vino want their
~ places agaii'--all getting spirits up BY
ouring spirits down"
JoHNNY.--Well, gentlemen, this ere IS
rdc. that Gov. Mason promised me an Of
zee, and he didn't give it TO mo no how.
That's the reason went over to the
= ags mean to break 'cn doxn-theln
democrats.
A WHlG See here, Johnny call
'ourself an Old democrat and get up Il
SAFE Convention. and make third nolni.
i,ali0n. s
JoHNNy.--Gooi, by the hocu.. Batwho
/, iail 1t be
|; WHIG.--Sone man who calls himself "a
lemo:rat, bat vino opposes every demo
ratio measure, aud VINO possesses nuch
OCULAR slang, without extraordinary jiiig
amt. .G
JoHNSY.--E?hraim ID. Alias, is the We.
y man then. But'Il he conseutl
VHIG.---Colsent ia, Ina, ha, ha.
Yes, il yoa'll put him up for town crier he
OiS,'nt.
JoHNNY.-There's another difficulty in
me way. I--lem-am --ss poor ~ Jobs
AT. I'm 100 proud TO WORK, TO beg ava
,sr,mcd.'
UNCLE BEN.--We wings II find the Q mot
'5ut make II appear " be asgs0cr2sic
novement.
JoHNNY.--No danger Of me. Hic--hic
-ood hrandy-'Gc--this vi yours, Uncle.
- lulk doyn-inc-a n0,her lass. Iii pa
-,lc Iii, when set-iIc--,o b. sscre,a
$ Oh State. Est 4
A WIG --Three cheers for Jonnn,
Wrong the tool OF the Wings. Hurra, hur.
~. hurra.
Er,unt like Virginia feace.
SCENE SECOND.
Capitol in Detroit. Srrss present.
JOHNNY WRoNG.--(senileu,en ihis err.
ntion. Surprising iia, yoa mig,'m D..
ware for what we are con log .tl,er. ~
II y.u.> We-vlnt cF;es. We asys ia.
10 get them under Inc 81 ! al M aistr.,.oI;
al We saolId il it had'n 'en iof Oae We.
slight dliiculty--ihlt Is, we co ild'u,
,rtoun the duics. | for one, can drive
nail much more easier than can drive /,
All. Bll an Office must have, any how
N getting out at The elbows move
q appnint committee to nominate IA
'.rsdent. foar Vice Presidents and tso
JOIN BoTHER'EN.- That III take tls'
,ole.
SAINT ASK FOR Ir.-Give ne an Office al
,iy rae.
The Convention comes 10 order and is f.
div o'salizei.
CHAlRMAN.--H ~ no gcrnmsn noihin "a
,sopose Ike Z, soutlOn>l
JOHNNY WaoNG. Yes. Mr.. Presi,.ni.
We go some. Tncs,. ere are en-.
RPsO'prd. A. the sense OF ,lis COnven
ion that We will yield our undivided sup
ost 10 sIch caudriael To-, Office Oay, as
all openy 1d ua;q,ivo.aly alori Is a
sure guarantee tat hy UiH g,re us Q@ces
f eieft'd.
Resolued, That while we have a profound
regard for the long established usag,s
ri regular noinnltions We mast and Wi,
reserve 'i,e right OF independent action ~
'a>es where those DOnlpaIOns are no
nad. in accordance with osr desire or o.
fees.
R,so'red, That we aiu in favor o. TIE
free,lon ut the press as the great palls II
un of our liberty and that we are in tago
Of no trafnncls Ike ,dscency or respect 20
prir ne character. an tttst zoe pIrtca,iriy
recommend ihe Spy and advertiser.
They fhcn proceed Io nominate EpHRAra
u. ALIAS for Governor, aud JouN RIDDLE
for IT.. Governor, aud pass the following
resolu ions.
Resolved. That the candidates this da,
no minated be- respectfully requested to give
their views to the electors of this State
touching the views entertained by this Con.
vcnnon. reliiire to their ,cishes Of personal
ayr Indictment.
Resoiced. That The proceedings Of this
Convention be published IN the Spy All
| .dvrriiser.
/ JoHNNy.--Let us conclude The meeting
by singing,
Except the people build the house,
TIE builders build in vain;
Except the people finish it,
Twill tumble down again.
Ereum.
froa the Coiwa or q server.
The candidates for Governor aud Lieu
.suaut Governor are known to- evary indi