Burlington free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1827-1865, 1837-10-13
JOHN NOFFAT.
GENERAL REMARKS RELATIVE TO
MOFFAI'S LIFE PILLS AND PIU-.
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These medicines have long been known and
appreciated for their extraordinary and immediate
powers OF restoring perfect health TO persons su-
erng under nearly every kind ofdlsCase to which
the human frame is LIABLE
In many hundreds ofcertfcaed instances they
have even rescued sufferers from the very verge
OF an untlmely grave, after all the deceptive nos
trums OF the day had utterly failed ; and TO many
thousands they have permanently secured that
uniform enjoyment Of health, without which life
itself is but partial blessing. So great indeed,
has their efficacy invariably and ntalibly proved
that it has appeared scarcely less than miraculous
to those who were unacqualneG with the beau
titully philosophical principles upon which they
are compounded and upon which they consequent
ly act. 1t was to their manifest and sensible ac-
ton IN purifying the springs and channels OF life
and endung them with renewed tone and vigor
that they were indebted for their name, which was
bestowed upon them at the spontaneous request
OF several individuals whose lives they had OBJ
viously saved.
The proprietor rejoices in the opportunity af-
forded by the universal diffusion of the daily
press for placing his VEGETABLE LIFE
PILLS within the knowledge and reach of every
individual in the community. Unlike the host
OF pernicious quackercs, which boast OF vegea-
bic ingredients, the Life Pills are purely and SOLE.
l.
timony Arsenic, nor any other mineral in any form
whatever. They are entirely composed of ex-
tracts from and powerful plants the virtues of
whlch though long known to several indian tribes
and recently to some eminent pharmaceutical
chemists are altogether unknown to 4 ignorant
pretenders TO medical science and were never
before administered in so happily eficaclous Il
combination.
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the
first and second stomachs and creating flow OF
pure healthy bile instead of the stale and acrld
kind ;--Flatulency Palpitation Of the Heart Loss
Of appetite Heart.Lurn and Head.ache, Restless.
ness W,temper anxiety Languor, and Melancholy
which are the general symptoms of Dyspepsia will
vanish as a natural consequence GIFTS cure. Cos
tireness, by cleansing the whole length of the
intestines with solvent process and without
violence; all violent purges leave the bowels
rosvo within two days. Dmrrhga and ChOlera
by removing the sharp acrid fluids by which these
complaints are occasioned and by promoting the
lubrlcatlve secretion OF the mucus membrane.
FererS Of all KINDS, by restoring the blood to a
regular circulation through the process OF pers-
piratlon in some cases and the thorough solution
of all intestinal Instructions in others. The
LIFE PILLS have been known TO cure RheU-
matism permanently in three weeks, and Govt in
half that time by removing local inflammation
from the muscles and llgaments of Tie joints.
DropsieS Of all lands by freeing and Strengthening
the kidneys and bladder; they operate most de-
lightluly on these important organs md hence
have ever been found certain remedy for the
worst cases o Grarel. Also Worms by dslodging
from the Earnings OF the bowels the Shiny matter
TO which these creatures adhere: ASTHMA ana
Consumption by relieving the air vessels OF the
lungs from the mucus which even slight colds
will occasion, which IT not removed becomes
hardened and produces those dreadful diseases.
Scuruy Ulcers and Inpeterdte Sores by the per-