Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1837-04-28
MOnat's Life Pills and Phgnix
Hkiffers.


around them; and 10 remove the hardened
faces which collect in the convolutions of the
small intestines. Other medicines only par
tally cleanse these aud leave such collected
masses behind, as TO produce habtual cos
tiveness, with all its train of evils, or sudden
diarrhUa, with its imminent dangers. This
fact is well known TO all regular anatomists,
who examine the human bowels after death;-
and hence the prejudice of these well inform
ed men against the quack medicines Of the
age. The second effect of the VEGETA-
BILE LIFE PILLS is to cleanse the Kidneys
and the bladder, and by this means, the liver
aud the lungs, the healthful action Of which
entirely depends upon the regularity Of urn-
any organs. The blood which takes its red
color from the agency of the liver and the
lungs before il passes into the heart, being
thus purified by them, and nourished by food
coming from clean stomach, courses freely
through the veins, renews every part of the
system, and triumphanty mounts the banner
OF health in the blooming cheek.
The following are among the distressing va
riety of human diseases, 10 which the Vegeta-
bic Life Pills, are well known to be inialli-
! ble-
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleaz.Sn-,--sle
first and second stomachs, and creating a flow
of pure healthy bile instead of the stale aud
acrd kind EIdtuiency Paipitdtion Of The
heart, Loss of appetite, Heartburn and
Hedd-dche, Resttessness, W-tenper, ARrie-
ty, Longuor, and Melduchoiy will vanish, as
natural consequence of its cure. COstire-
ness, by cleansing the whole length Of the
intestines with solvent process, aud without
violence; all violent purges leave the bowels
costve within two days. Darrhpa and Chol-
era, by removing the sharp acrid fluids by
which these complaints are occasioned, and by
promoting the lubrcative secretion of the mn-
Gus membrane, Feuers Of all kinds by restor-
ing the blood TO a regular circulation, through
the process of preparation in some cases, and
through solution of intestnals distractions
in others. The LIFE PILLS have been
known to cure Rheumatism permanently in
three weeks, and Gout IN half that time. by
removing local Inflammation from the mus
Giles and ligaments Of the joints. DropSies
Of all kinds, by freeing and Strengthening the
kidneys and bladder, they operate most de-
hghtfully on these important organs, and hence
have ever been found certain remedy for the
worst cases Of Gravel. Also, Horns, by dis
lodging from the turnings Of the bowels the
Shiny matter 10 which these creatures adhere,
asthma and consumption, by relieving the ali
vessels Of the lungs from the mucus; which
even slight colds will occasion, which if no,
f removed become hardened and produces those
dreadful diseases, !Scmrey, Ulcers, and Inpet-
} crate sores, by the perfect purity which these
Life Pills give 10 the blood and all the hu.
mors, .Scorbntic erupfions, aud bad Compiler,
ions, by their Alternative effects upon the liuid:
e that feed the skin, the morbid state of which
I occasions all Eruptire complaints, Sailor
. Cloudy, and other disagreeaJie Complications
D The use Of these Pills for a very short time
, will effect an entire cure of .Sdit-rheum, Fry
sepelds, and striking, improvement in III,
Gedraess Of The skin. Common colds am
0 Influenza, will always be cured by one dose
: OF By two, even lathe worst cases. Piiss,-4
as remedy for this most distressing aud OBJ
stinate malady, the Vegetable Life Pills, de
serves a distinct and emphatic recommends
) ton. Ii is well known TO hundreds in this city
4 that the Proprietor Of these invaluable Pills
was himself afflicted with this complaint 70
upwards Of nirty.fre gears, and that he tri
ed in vain every remedy prescribed within tn
whole compass Of Materia Medica. He how
q ever, at length Tried the medicine which h
u now oilers to the public, and be was cured in
:. very short time, after his recovery had beel
Z pronounced not only improbable, but absolute
ly impossible by any human means.
THE PHOENIX BITTERS, are so call
ed, because they possess the power OF restor
ing the expiring embers of health, 10 a glow
/. ing vigor throughout the constitution, as tn
!. Phanx is said to be restored To life from tn
I, Bitters are entirely vegetable composed q
i roots found only in certain parts of the west
~ ern country, which will infallibly cure FE
= VERS AND AGUES Of all kinds; vii
\ never fail to eradicate entirely all the effects
: Mercury, infinitely sooner than the most pow
:, erful preparations of Sarsaparilla, and will in
mediately cure the determination of BLOOI
TO THE HEAD; never fail in the sickRes
"A incident 10 young females; and will be foun
: a certain remedy in all cases of nervous debi
ify and treakiiess of the most impaired col
situations AS remedy for CroRic and II
q fammatory Rheumatism, the efficacy of III
- Phoenix Bitters will be demonstrated by th
p use Of single bottle. The usual dose Of thes
bitters is half wine glass full, in water {
wine, and this quantity may be taken two
= three times day, about half an hour befor
meals, or less quantity may be taken at a
times. To those who are afflicted with ind
gestion after meals, these Bitters will prove il
valuable, as they very greatly increase the az
tion Of the principal yiscera, help them TO pc
form their functions, and enable the stomac
TO discharge into the bowels, whatever is o
fensiye. Thus indigestion is easily and spec,
- iiyrfemovcd, appetite restored, and the mouth
of the absorbant vessels being cleansed, muir
ton is facilitated and strength of body and Ell
ergy of mind are the happy results. For ia
- ther particulars of MOFFAT'S LIFE PILL
n and PHOENIX BITTERS, apply At Il
RECESS, Brattleboro, where the pills ca
be obtained for % cents, so cents, or y p
81 box and the BlTrERs for S. or 81 per boutl
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