The Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1837-1867, 1837-12-05

reneWs every part OF the system, ulu "iu"iP"ai'iy
mounts the banner ofhealth in the blooming cheek
The following are among the distressing variety
of human diseases,t to which the vegetable Lie rl's
arc we'll known TO be lnialllDe;-
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing inc hrst
and second stomaclis, and creating flow OF pure
healthy bile, instead of the stale and acrid kind;
-Fgatuency, Palpitotion Of the Heart, Loss % Up
petite Heart.Jurn and Head-ache ReSttesSnesS, ~
tcmper Anaiety, LanguOr, and Melancholy, when
are the general symptoms Of dyspepsia, will vanish,
as a natural consequence of its cure: Costs0enesS,
by cleansing ihe whole length OF the ntestinesiwth
n solvent process and without violence; all violent
purees leave the bowels costive within two days.
DiarrhOea and Cholera by removing the sharp acrla
fluids by which these complaints are occnsioned,
and by promoting the lubricative secretion OF the
muscus membrance. FcUerS Of all kindS,b restor-
ing the blood to a regular circulation, through the
process of perspiraton in cases, and the thor
ough solution of all intestinal distractions in others
lhe LIFE PILLS nave been known TO cure Rhcm-
n.0t,sm permanently in three weeks, and GoH In
half that time by removing local inflammation from
the muscles and Iigaments of thejonts. Dro Psics
Of all kinds, by freeing and Strengthening the kid
neys and bladder they operate most delightfully."-
on these important organs, ana hence have ever
been found certain remedy for The worst cases OF
! Gractt. Also, Worms, fromits lodging from the
turnings of the bowels the slymy matter to which
these creatures adhere; Asthma and Consumption,
by relieving the air vessels Of the lungs from the
mucus which slight colds will occas on, which
if not removed becomes hardened, and produces
those DIRE adful diseases. ScurUy, Ulcers and inret
Pills give to the BLOOD and all the humors Scor0uttc
EruptiOns, and Bad Compteronsb by their Alternative
effect upon the fluids that feed the skin, the morbid
state of which occasions all ErupttUe Complaints,
Saloao, Cloudy and other disagreeabLe COmPieItons
The of these Pills for very short time will eff
feet entire cure of Salt rheum, Erystpelas, and
striking Improvement in the CIearneSS file skin
Common Coids and Influenza, will always be cured
by one dose, by two, even in the worst cases
Pucs,-as a remedy for this most distressing and
obs innate malady, the Vegetable Life Pills deserve
Il anhn nnh nt ic [ =
known to hundreds in this city, that the Proprietor
of these invaluable Pills, was himself afflicted with
this complaint for upwards of Muty.tt0e gears, and
that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed with
in the whole compass of the Matera Medica He
however, at length tried the medicine which he
now offers to the public and he cured in very
short time, after his recovery had been pronounced
not only improbable, but absolutely impossible, by
any human means
DIRECTIONS FOR USE.-Tho Proprietor of
the Vegetable Life Pills does not follow the base
and mercenary practice ofthe quacks ofthe day, in
ad visng persons take his Pills in large quantities.
No good medicine can possibly be so required.
These Pills to be taken al bed time every night,
for week or fortnight according to the obsnacy
of the disease. The usual dose is from to 5, ac-
cordng the constitution of the person. Very del
icate persons should begin with but land increase
as the nature Of the case may require; those more
| robust, of very cosvo habits, may begin with
& and increase TO A. or even PILL, and ,hoy will
effect sufficiently happy change to guide the pa
tent in their further use. These Pills sometimes
unless the stomach is very foul; this, however, may
be considered favorable symptom, the patient
will find himself at relieved, and by persever-
| ance will They usually operate
within 10 or IL hours, and never give pain, unless
the bowels are very much encountered. They may
be taken by the most delicate females Lnder any
circumstanccs.-lt is, however, recommended, that
those in latter periods pregnancy should take but
one at time and then continue to keep the bowels
open: and two may be taken when the patient
is very costve. One pill in solution of two table
spoons full of water, may be given to an infant IN
the following doses-a tea spoon full every two
hours till it operates; for child from to five
years of age halfa pill from five to ten ,one pill
THE PHOENIX BITTERS, are called, be-
cause they possess the power ot restoring the
pirng embers OF hcaith, 10 a glowing vgor through
out the constitution, las the Phoenix said be re-
stored to life from the ashes of its dissolution.
The Phoenix Bitters entirely vegetable, COM
posed of roots found only in certain parts of the
western country (which will iniallibly cure FEVERS
AND AGUES of all kinds; will never fail to oradi-
cate entirely all the effects of Murcury, infinitely
sooner than the most powerful preparations of Sar-
saparrilla, and will Immediately the deermin-
alton of BLOOD TO THE HEAD; never failing
in the sickness incident to young females; and will
be found certain remedy in all cases of nervous
debility and aoeakneSs ofhe most impaired constitu-
tons. AS remedy for Chronic and Infamn,atoru
Rheumatism, the efficacy of the Phoenix Bitters will
be demonstrated by the of n single bottle. The
usual dose of these bitters is half wine glass foil
in water wine, and this quantity may be talk en-
two three times day, about half an hour before
meals or less quantity may be taken at all times
To those who afflicted with ind digestion after
meals these bilters will prove invaluuble, as they
very greatly increase the action of the principal Wis
cera, help them to perform their functions, and
able the stomach to discharge into the bowels what
ever is offensive. Thus indigestion is easily and
speedily removed, appetite restored and the mouths
of the absorbent vessels being ceansed nutrition is
facilitated and strength of body and energy ofmnd
are the happy results For farther particulars of
MOFFAT'S LIFE PILLS, and PHGENIX BIT
TIERS, apply at MIR. Moffats office, No. SAG Broad
way, New York, where the Pills can be obtained
for 25 cents, so cents, 81 Der box and the Btters
for 81 of So per bottle o. Numerous certificates
of the wonderful efficacy OF both, may be there IN
spected.
In some obstinate and complicated cases of chron-
ic and iniammatory Rheumatism, Liver Complaints
Fever and Ague, Dyspepsia, Palsy, Piles, injuries
rom the use Of mercury qu'n'ne, and other diseases
IF long standing, it may be found necessary take
both the Life Pills and tho Phoenix Bters, in the
doses before recomm ended
N. B.-These Pills and Btters will get all mer-
curry out oftho system infinitely faster than the best
preparations of Sarsoparlla and certain reme-
dy for the rushing Of blood to the head all violent
hEHdlcHes tic HOnIeure,lr ALI