Burlington free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1827-1865, 1837-11-03
GENERAL REMARKS RELATIVE TO
MOFFAI'S LiFE rms AND PHE.
NIX BIJJTERS

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NIX BITTIER&.
These medicines have long been known and
appreciated for their extraordinary and immediate
powers OF restoring perfect health TO persons suti-
erng under nearly every kind ofdisease to which
the human frame is liable.
In many hundreds ofcertifcated instances they
have even rescued sufferers from the very verge
of an unumciy grave after all the deceptive nos
trums of the day had utterly failed and to many
thousands they have permanently secured that
uniform enjoyment Of health, without which life
itself is but partial blessing. SO great indeed,
has their efficacy invariably and inallibly proved
that it has appeared scarcely less than miraculous
to those who were unacqualn.ed with the beau
titully philosophical principles upon which they
are compounded and upon which they consequent
ly act 1t was to their manifest and sensible ac
ton in purifying the springs and channels life
and onduing them with renewed tone and vlgor
that they were indebted for their name, which was
, bestowed upon them at the spontaneous request
of several individuals whose lives they had OBJ
viously saved.
The proprietor reioices in the opportunity af-
| forded by the universal diffusion of the daily
press for placing his VEGETABLE LIFE
| PILLS within the knowledge and reach OF every
individual in the community. Unlike the host
of pernicious quack cries, which boast of vegeta-
|
Ly VEGETABLE, and contain neither Mercury An
tmony Arsenic, nor any other mineral, in any form
| whatever. They are entirely composed OF cX-
tracts from rare and powerful plants the virtues OF
which though long known to several indian tribes
! and recently to some eminent pharmaceutical
chemists are altogether unknown to tie ignorant
pretenders to medical science and were never
before administered in so happily eilicacious a
combination.
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the
first and second stomachs and creating a flow of
pure healthy bile instead of the stale and acnd
kind ;--FLatulency Pa!pjtatj0a Of the Heart LoSs
of Ippetjte Hcart-burn and Head-achc, Restless
ness W.tempcr anxiety LaHg@or, and .Neiaach0iy
which are the general symptoms OF Dyspepsia will
vanish as natural consequence otlts cure. Cos
tireneSS, by cleansing the whole length OF the
intestnes with a solvent process and without
| violence; all violent purges leave the bowels
costive within two days. DiarhHa and cIo'erG,
by removing the sharp acrd fluids by which these
complaints are occasloncd and by promoting the
lubricative secretion of the mucus membrane.
FcrerS Of all hWdS by restoring the blood 10 "A
regular circulation through the process OF pers-
piraton in some cases and Tue thorough solution
of all intestinal Instructions in others. The
LIFE PILLS have been known to cure EheH-
matiSm permanently in three weeks, and G0W IN
half that time by removing local Inflammation
from the muscles and ligaments OF TIE joints
Dr0pSies Of nh k1Hds by freeing and strengthening
; the kidneys and bladder; they operate most de-
li4httully on these important organs and hence
have over been found n certain remedy for the
,,nrst ,osos of Er,yJ Also Vo,2gs bv Il slod riro
from the,arnings of the bowels the shiny matter
= to which these creatures adhere asthma ana
! Consumption by relieving the air vessels OF the
lungs from the mucus which even slight cold,
! will occasion, which II not removed becomes
; hardened and produces those dreadful diseases
d ScUyrY UlcerS and Inreterate Sores by the per
, feet purity which these Life Pills give to the booC
and all the humors: Sc0rbutic EtnptionS s. BqG
C0nDlcrioHs by their Alternative effect upon the
finds that feed the skin the morbid state OF which
occasions of Eruptice complaints Saiiow Gioudl
= and 0fher diSagrea6ie COmpierioHs. The use o
these Pills tor very short time VIII eject al
entire cure OF SaI-fhc"me' EfYSPe'"S ana
striking Improvement IN me ''e"TReSS o. I"
SKIN. common cotdS ana MF"cH@" VIII AWAY
be cured by one dose or oy Two even III inc WOE
- cases. f'"s,-as Il remedy Tor 'n's most u's
tress.n@ ana obstinate MANDY 'he N'ee'ao''
> lhle rms deserve a ulslhc' ana eH'phGuc re
q commentator. IL IS well known 10 huhureds II
Is thus cIty that the proprietor OF 'hese ihVa'naol
u rms was hlmseii alIiLc'ed win ms cohPla'h
Tor upwards o. 'hlry-lNe years anu that "e 'iIc'
1t IN VAN every remedy prescribed "tnlh 'no ""o'
J. compass OF the Materia Meolca, ne hoWeNe
" at length tired the med'cne "h'ch ne now Oh
iers to the public and he was cured IN yer
short time after his recovery had been pronounc
> ed not only Improbable but absolutely lmpossibI
by any human means.
THE PHOENIX BITTERS, are so called be
cause they possess the power of res oring tn