The herald., 1837-03-25
CHEESE.

diu VhoiD nus uohos'"s'
CHEESE.
.la, times we had here eating cheese,
Eating the f,ma ofM,. Meachem.
The cheese has sone-his fame must ccase-
Yet this the worth OF fame VIII teach en-
His fate is sad for in venty
Cheese goes not down 10 posterty-
II goeth doton, bu. doth not reach EN-
Alackaaayi for Mister Meachcm.
Stop, stop err-the Vestsi
Made classic cheese in Italy,
Whist Gaadnrama CASTLE town.
Possesses quite u cheese renown-
Thus shall the reiga preceding Mats
BE famous for its cheese and rats.
Obi what is fame, A school boy bubble,
Bright in the sun. and full of trouble,
MIR. Wise saws, " Come let's iupeach 'im"
4ill give him cheese" cries Mister Meachn.
One would bchea l-aaother crown him
One would cxat-asother drown him.
The word called fame eapnnge, erase,
And write yeu HunBUd in its place.
THE ASSAULT.
The day was cold enough to freeze,
when Jackson cut the Meachem cheese;
As noisy as flock of ge Sc,
Were thousands taking of the cheese;
The White house seem'd a hive OF bees
With people swarmng in for cheese;
A solnd was borne along the breeze,
A cry Of" Liberty and chease;''
The wekin the sound did seize,
AID echo echo'd " cheese, cheese cheese"
The startled kitchen lsft their grease
TO even share the spoils Of cheese;
Foreign plenipoteniries
Were likewise there devoulii ig cheese;
Knights of The cross and golden fleece
With zest discuss'a the great big cseese;
Mfn, women, children, all degrees,
Cnmmd s,omachs, work bags, hats wi IA checse
Generals, Majors, all ofthese
Were wearing for piece Of chez Sc;
sidshipmen all forgot the seas,
And wore a5sut 10 board the cheese;
whist sailors with n thousand D's,
Hsvcto to lay in store Of cheese
Grim deyo,ecs upon their knees,
Insfead Of souls, pray d for some cheese;
ALocofoco sworc by jesse
A parsoS stopo'd his mouth with cheese;
Cried Sail, her loving beau " tease,
"Im VERY fond f--Medchenns chesse;"
The dramatists forgot Miss Trees
Perfsrnances in thoughts of cheese;
nm alden aust spoke to her aeicc,
sl,s only ask her bout the cheese;
The Irish who pronounce peas paze,"
Were there to get piece OF" chaze;'
whist Yankees, vhs pronounce Pare peas"
Were also there to taste the cheese;
The vryia Mis- who wish'd TO p ease,
Spoke not of love, but taIk'd OF cheese;
whist he word rive her hand squeeze,
And to her softly whisper cheese"
THE RATS.
(Tune, Maibrook.)
The Lion thrasoncal,
" no does ut care for calm squall,
Who sent the British packing all,
The old mans eating cheese.
The Lamb dminative and small,
whs-e locks about his whiskenial.
ne TOO IL in the castle hali,
And he is goeing cheese.
TIE secretary nautical,
Sc awkuar stih, o lank and tall.
IL &c sdng in the Jackson stall
whcw how he bolts the cheese.
Aai he who keeps the treasures all.
Who nothing sccs an'optcal,'
Wha's halfand half as,rid, the wall,
Lord don't he 20 the ahccsci
'rh1re, too, s the great poet, Keld- all,
Most fansus because he did mend all
rhe faults Of Mister Barry Spend all
Par, Amos, spale the cheese.
Tbhtman, the world The Col'nel call.
1h- man Of -aJ-the man of gall
Cssc him chance he'd ,wallsw all,
Asd thus gxpusoK the cheese
The hero a a--ntggeT bali,
Who did nj make Tecumsch sprawl
In fhe eighteen fourteen brawl,
issiowiag in the cheese.
Fer God sake, cram tive rhine AMI all
Down The throst editorial
ofhn, the vilest, ,basest thraIi
wbo paragraphs Of cbecsc.
Rcuss, thieves and scullions, one and all
The tai, the lean, the great the small.
Tom Gcorgeio~p to the capital,
Dcvowd Meschcm's choose.
lshosse was clcar'd-thc firth Of March came on
Twas IA the evening dark a, that,
We one, from out the mansion all were gone
And who was bel THE PRESIDENTIAL RAri
MORAL
n gnaw gnawi snswi-G law ike this hold rat cook
snaw 4 lbs way 10 Washington from Kinder erhoek
Com WITTALs.
Pantry of Vans Kitchen washingt sn March f~b 1877
letters before the committee from western hanks. ia
: sa,s " lido not isterfcre IN poiic-" &C. &c &c
Lady Mary wortley Montague.
ons who have read the spirited and spriqhtly
,opdence Of Lady Mary Wortley Montague,
pleased with the annexed specimen other early
lry writings. II Is an extract from letter 10
IN with whorn she had consented to elope. Ii
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