Rutland herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1823-1847, 1837-01-03
Bachelors Consultations.
NO. NO! NO! WON'T

Henry HsUwcN gave oitcfance 10 thes mono f
sylIsbl.s In his loudes tone ofvoice. Henry Hart
well ~ss Ia q passion. Henry llar,Woli was
brave mar. or lie ould never dared TO have said 70
many bard words TO hs pretty wife, though she
had been ieasing him.
Henry lIauwel"s Wife We a. pretty wife a.
any man need TO have. She was neither short nor
tsll-of beautiful proporiicns--with hp--an eve
che had tao of each. They locked Ike ihou-
sand other lips and eyes. Bot what IVES she teas.
ing her sficc,ionsje husband Hbouti What could
make Henry lIsrwell, the most smiabe aud low
ing Of husbands, SOY "Noi no no - won't' to
his besutiu' wife. We Vii nov 60 back aud ck.
plain.
'Jsli., my love. good evening, said Henry
Har,~ell. as he entered bs beautiful psrlor the 9TH
or evening
Tired, my dear, s tea ready =
1T will be an moment. sail, o. Sally came
IN with The tea snd ,oas'. Henry llsrwed sa,
st eide Of tie tablo--his wife sat opposite
Three weeks sf1et the marriage with pretty WIFE,
Is what don't happen every day, and both husband
and wife msde the most Of II. Their mutual en-
dearmon,s sofiencd and s~eeened The bitter cup
Of life. very much as their sugar and cream added
TO the paiafatiihy Of their Tyson.
My dear. is your tea sgrcebe ,
Excellent. my love.
VIII you take smother piece Of toast, ny desrr
~ very niue, my love- ~ you please.
That Was well enough. Young married coup
les have an undoubled rgl, 10 make foole Of them
selses if,hey please. And the fact Of their being
young married couples Presopposes the fret tia,
they have lost their wits.
Julis ard Henry Henry and JuE, OF 10 other
words Mr. and Mrs iIatwell. were a happy couple.
Not single storm bad couded their connubial ho,
rizon they acted It's perfection the shor, and
lsughable farce Of Matrimonial Felicity,
Henry ilartwcll eat on the sofa with has loving
BRIDE beside hm--wha, suhieo, for painter
Henry, my love said the fascinating wife. i
never knew happiness TIL now
III my love can make you happy you must be
the happiest Of women.
so I am, niy ionry-aud am sure you DO love
II should be wreiehed II could think Otherwise.
know you would do anything to contribute to my
happiness
Can you doub, II, my DEAR
NO, will not. We'll, have htle ,ffe
10 ask am sure you will grant II as soon as ask
ed, and ! know YOU ANXIOUS TO assure the OF
your affections az sm proud 10 deserve IT,
Name L, my love. and Il it is IN my power. |
shsll deligh, 10 grs,ity you--what is i,r
We'll. my love, Mrs Splash has been here this
afternoon. and
\ don't like Mrs Splash. interrupted Henry.
You dout--how strange IL think her very
nice woman. Well she says that Mr. Cotton has
purchased beautiful carriage and spon Of grave
and ihs, Mr. Porter Em.ly's husband you fuow
my love, has bought a mos; elegsn, eoach and we
beautiful bag horses. Nov, my love. Mrs Splast
ssys that you really ought to set Up carnage.
Ny dear Jus, you mus, consider that though
Mr Cotton and Mr. Porter can sJofd 20 keep car
rage my business and fortune Mil by no mean
warrant IT.
%. Mr. Ilsu~ell. how can you say 90 ~ben eN
sry one says hos ell you arc doiae am su''
my dear, you can aford It as well as others
great many Others. Nov. my dear. know yoi
GILL fcf my sake. only th'nk-to have Mrs Co,
ton and Mr. Porter riding in Their coaches. an
your wife going 90 foot
Mrs Ilan~eli. should be happy TO ob!ige 20
in any thing reasonable Bot A. preseni esnnot al
tofd 10 psy tao thousand dollars fof coach en-
span ofgoys-so. hope you wall be eou,ente
To Neii sniil am few thousands richer 4
Henfy Ilsnwe sail thu. lie fose from the 81
and boitoned up HE coat. 10 otder. NC suppose f,
Strengthen be resolution. Nhich he perceived BY
sort Of ns,,scl 10 be pa, 10 the test. Tn
frat eenssbisl ,qDsbke . an Iskwsfd sasif cor
pared to what they are ~hsa one 's more sceustou
ed TO them.
Nos NJ iisr~sli. do thias you are almoi
,s s,ingy 80 Mr. Splash s,!' you are : sad Jolu
hs,f pgstibg-hslf lsughing.
Cafse A' SPlssh.' ssid ths ba.bsnd s,th no he
sIpressson Of eo0ntehsnee.
'iIow csa yos tau shoot ms 0.ends
HstSeI = $40 Mrs II. stlh decided pout. e,
twe-thirds o. ffoSn.
'ioor ffasnds ore quite 0aSlous Ia M saslu
ssid Mr. ~. 6essfmineely.
Jslss ss.h no time fsr inahug now. 81
sSos,het COL the froEs. contracted he pest. a.
With sdasfsbie ssfosihsss agtsl isio food cite.
whleh ~oUl1 hsFs carried s~.y a setker nt=
resaisiios.
Hsrs pfere- p'see - .iiir s-1i-f
wh.ss ihs featei 80 P'esss &c 'nssihf