Vermont watchman and State journal. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1836-1883, 1837-07-04

hardly have been penned by rusty old
bachelor: "Keep him at least three PAGES
distant who loves not music and the laugh
OF child"
A lady who was in the habit ol spending
most Of her time in the soc eiy of her neigh
bors, happened one dav 10 be taken sudden
" i'll, and sent her husband in great haste
for physician. The husband ran a few
rods, but soon returned, exclaimng; my
dear, where shall find You when | come
back?
"Md--l'm next to the head" You
don't say so Billy? How many are there
in your class, my boy! 81 and Sol Dean
"What have DONE" said laboring man
"thal cannot get days work in Roch-
ester, where | have lived for len years"
Oh replied "a Van Buren, man, ''it is all
owing to speculation" "Why have not
speculated!" rejoined .lhe laborer.
FoR FIT OF DEsPoNDENcy Look on the
good things which Cod has given you in
this world, and at those which he has prem.
ised TO his followers in the next. He WHO
goes in to his garden to look for cobwebs
and spiders, no doubt will find them
while he who looks for flower, may return
into his house with one blooming in his
Saisbwy,( Eng Her.
A sick man observed TO his wife, my
dear am not well 10 day. VIII you pre-
pare me a light dinnerW
what will you have, Mr.. Az
Apple dumplirgs.'
They were accordingly made, and Mr.,
A. sat town solus to dish Of eighteen.
A fer having despatched seventeen and
half, and showing strong symptoms OF fin
ishlng the remaining mor,el, a little urchr,
son Of his, cried out, % dadda, gin M
that
He very emphaica lIy replied, GO away,
my son. Poor dad is sick
What is the matter with that man. ask
ed passer by as he recognized fellow
lay ing in the gutter-'He is slowed p Whu
slew hmH Odd jamaica
He who has no bread to spare should
not keepa dog.
The School Fund Of Connec tjcut now
amounts 10 SS2,027 ,402.
News from all sections of the country rel
alive 10 the crops, are OF the most CRAFTY
ing character.
Mr.. E. S. Greeley, the agent employ
ed 10 take the census of Mahawaska, has
been again arrested while in The PERFORM
ance of his duty, and is now in jail al Fred
ericion. II will be recollecied that The
Sheriff refused TO commit him The first time
he was apprehended, when Mr.. Greeley
returned % Madawaska, and Recommended
counting noses. The facts being represent
led To Sir John Harvey, The Governor of
New Brunswick, he entered with the Crown
officers and The result was an order 10 Capt.
Mclaughlin, the agent OF The Crown
Lands, 10 have Mr.. Greeley arrested and
thrown into Jail.
Mr.. Greely writes that he confidently
looks TO his own government for relief, aud
he certainly has constitutional claims ON
her protec'on.-Republican.
Tacre are said to be several cases of
small poX in Gardiner, some Of which are
of persons who have come from Boston or
sea.
Keep your children's faces washed, mend
their cohs and spread a clean able cloth.
il you have nothing but bread and water
TO place on it.
Protect the poor widow and the orphan.
and keep bright eye on the penny sharks
and skyIocks.
The Boston Recorder says il is ascertain
ed that about twenty-five millions hushels
ol grain are consumed by The distiIleries in
the United States, annually.
The Legislature Of the State Of Con-
nectcul adjourned on Saturday. Previ-
Gus to adjournment, they passed bill au-
ihorzing the Banks 10 issue notes, payable
in The current bills Of New York end Bos-
ton, and suspended the operat on oil the
small bill law, which prohibis the oircule-
ion oil The small bills Of The other States,