The Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1837-1867, 1837-09-26
DIR BRA.WDREI,H aOants no college. no iatsti-

UnLTOUUyG
success of his graudfather's UJVIVERS.4L TEG-
EIABLE PILLS, established IN England, .l75l
Science should contribute to the comfort, health,
and happiness OF mankind"
TENHESE celebrated Pills OF which eighty thou
a. sand boxes have been sold in N. York since
July, 1885, are now recommended.by thousanos OF
persons whom they have cured ofconsumption, IN
anenza, dyspepsia, headache, pains and sense &C, Oh
lulness in the back part of the head, usually the
symptoms of apoplexy, Jaundice, Fever and ague,
bilious, scarlet, typhus yellow, and common levers
of all kinds, asthma, govt, rheumatism, nervous
diseases, liver complaint, pleurisy, inward weak
uess, depression of the spirits, rupures, iniamma
tons, eyes, fits, palsy, dropsy, small poX, mea-
sizes, Group coughs, whooping cough, quincy, choi-
c, cholera morbus, gravel, worms, dysentery, deaf
ness, ringing noises IN the head, kings evil, scrou
la, eryspelas, st anthony fire, salt rheum, white
swellings ulcers, some of 30 years standing, can
GERS, tumors, sweled feet and legs, piles, costive-
ness, all eruptions of the skin, fghtful dreams fe
male complaints of every kind, especially obsruc
tons, relaXations, &c.
$500 testimonials have been received from indi
viduas of the highest responsibility. They in fact
prove, and the cures they make, that there is no
necessity for any other medicne.
Although DIR B. asentmerated by name the a.
bove diseases, he is nevertheless of opinion with
his grandfather, the late celebrated DR. VIM Bran
dreth that there is only one disease, impurty of
the blood, which by impeding the circulaton brings
on inflammation and consequent arrangement Iii
the organ part where such impurity of the blood
sees and that it is the different appearances which
caused medical men to designate such appearances
by various names, bat which are in fact, only the
same disease, with more or less virulence DIR VIM.
Brandreth was fully convinced of the truth Of the
above simple theory, thai he spent 80 years in
pertinent and labonous research into the medicinal
properties of the numerous plants composing the
Vegetable Kngdom his object being to compose
medicine winch should at once purify, and pro-
duce by specific action, removal of all bad humors
from the blood by the stomach and bowels, as by
the continuation of the Of such medicine, such
IN hn rrIn ut and ho tnfhI
sumo n state of purity; and whoever takes these
Pills. and perseveres with them, will be satisfied
that DIR Vim. Brandrcth fully attained his philan-
thropic object 1t is now absolute and known
fact, that every disease, whether it be in the head
or feet, in The brain or meanest member; whether
it be an outward ulcer, inward abscess, are
all, though arising from many causes, reducible TO
this one grand effect, namely, impurity of blood
In all cases they will be found safe and simple
remedy, yet all powerful for the removal of disease
whether chronic or recent, infections otherwise;
and what makes them particularly adapted 20 this
country is that there is the ghtest liability to
cold when taking them, indeed the system is abso-
lutely less susceptible of cold when under their in
huonce, than at any other time--therefore in this
climate they are invaluable. Neither do they re-
qure change of diet or care of any kind. In Eng
land these Pills have been the only medicine of
many families for periods varying from forty to six
ty wears and have always proved efectual in resor
ing health whenever an alteration from it has &C.
cured In many cases where the dreadful rava-
ges of liberation had laid bare ligamens and bone
and where TO all appearance no human means could
save life, have patients by the of these pills
been restored 10 good health, the devouring disease
having been perfectly eradicated.
In consequence of the pleasantness of their op-
Grafton and the dose not generally being required 10
be more than four or five pills, (merely keeping in
view the drain upon the humors,) they fast SUI
porseding every other preparation of professed
similar import. Cases may occur whore it will be
proper to take twenty or even thirty more pills.
this must be considered with reference to highly in
hammaory disease, or when great pain is expert
enced.
AS B1andreths pills prevent scurvy, costvoness
and its consequences, scattering men, and all travel
ers to foreign regions, should not be without them
IN order to resort to on every occasion of illness,
n b. Time or climate affects them not.
Southern gentlemen will find this medicine one
which will ensure health to people Their estates.
Cancers. Several cases ofcure be referred to-
the cure is sure if perseverance is used.
Consumption Reference can be made to num-
bers who have been cured in New York and Brook
lyn, of this disease.
Eradication. DR. Brandreth has been assailed by
the proprietors Of other medicines, as u mercenary
quack because he is said to recommend his medi-
cine in large quantities, and that good medicine
is so required The fact is, that any MEDICINE hav-
ing Mercury, Arsenic, anthony, or. Hemock in it
could not be taken in large doses, because if it were
such medicines would destroy life at once He
does not say the medicines to which he audes have
those ingredients in them, but it is evident, from
their directions, that great care is required in the
taking of them. Now, Brandreth's Vegetable u
small doses, according to urgency of symptoms.
Such is the reputation, and so great the demand
for the Genuine 'Brandrcth Vegetable UNIVERSAL
Pills that counterfeit article is made adpertised
and sold as genuine-and some individuals who sell
the counterfeit pills, have advertised themselves as
my agent-that have found it necessary to pre-
serve the reputation of my pills, and the pub
lie from imposition, to furnish every agent with
certificate, which is follows
"Br0ndreth's Vegetable U,aioersat Pits"
SECURITY AGAINST CouNTERF EITs. .....a
The within named, Fare 81 Parmelee of Mid
dletown, Conn. are my appointed General Agents
for the State Of Vermont, Connecticut Except Fair
field Co. } tlampden, Hampshire ~ Franklin Coun
ties Mass; Cheshire 81 Sullivan Counties, N. Ii
in the United States of America; And this letter
which is signed by me- B. BRANDRETH, in my own
named General Agent whose names will ALSO Mo nn
pear in the principal papers in the United States.
This caution has become absolutely necessary, TO
guard the public against the numerous counterfeits
which are out of the above popular medicine.
b. BRANDRETH, M. ID.