Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1837-05-12
MOGat's Life Pills and Phwnfx
Rifters.
Operations Of The Life Pin, and Phoenix Bitters.


The following are among the distressing va
riety OF human diseases, TO which the Vegeta-
Bile Life Pills, are we'll known to be infalli-
ble:--
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the
first and second stomachs, and creating flow
OF pure healthy bile, instead of the stale and
acrid kind, fhtutency, Paipifdtion of The
heart, Loss Of appetite, Heartburn and
Hedd-dche, Resticssness, Ht-temper, Anrie-
ty, Longuor, and Melancholy will vanish, us
a natural consequence Of its cure. Costire-
ness, by cleansing the whole length of the
ntestines with solvent process, and without
violence all violent purges leave the bowels
costive within two days. DarrhGa and Chol-
era, by removing the sharp acrid fluids by
which these complaints are occasioned, and by
promoting the lubricative secretion of the mn-
Gus membrane, E'euers of all kinds by restor-
ing the blood TO o regular circulation. through
the process OF perspratlon in some cases, aud
through solution OF inestinals distractions
in others. The LIFE PILLS have been
known to cure Rheumatism permanently in
three weeks, and Gout 10 half that time, by
removing local inflammation from the mus
Giles and ligaments of the joints. Dropsies
Of all kinds, by freeing aud strengthening the
kidneys and bladder, they operate most de-
! lighlfully on these important organs, and hence
have ever been found certain remedy for the
worst cases Of Gravel. Also, Horns, BY dis
lodging from the turnings of the bowels tha
Shiny matter 10 which these creatures adhere,
asthma and consumption, by relieving the air
vessels of the lungs from the mucus; which
even slight colds will occasion, which if not
removed become hardened and produces those
dreadful diseases, Scurrey, Ulcers, and b,ret-
crate sores, BY the perfect purity which these
Life Pills give to the blood, and all the hu-
mors, Scorbutic eruItions and bad Compiler
ions, by their Alternative effects upon the fluids
that feed the skin, the morbid state OF which
occasions all Ernptire complaints, SALON,
} Cloudy, and other diSagreed6te Complications.
The use of these Pills for very short Time,
will effect an entire cure of Sali-rheunt, Eyp-
sepeids, and striking, Improvement in the
Ciedrness Of The skin. Common colds and
!; Influenza, will always be cured by one dose,
; or by two, even 10 the worst cases. Piles
as remedy for this most distressing and OF
stinate malady, the Vegetable Life Pills de-
serves distinct and emphatic recommends.
! lion. 1t is we'll known TO hundreds in this city,
that the Proprietor Of these invaluable Pills,
was himself afflicted with this complaint for
upwards OF hirfy.fre years, aud that be tri-
ed in vain every remedy prescribed within tho
whole compass of Malera Medica. He how
ever at length tried the medicine which he
now offers 10 the public, and he was cured in q
very short time, after his recovery had been
pronounced not only improbable, but absolute
ly impossible by any human means.
THE PHOENIX BITTERS, are so call
f ed, because they possess the power OF restor-
q ing the expiring embefs of health, 10 a glow
o ing vigor throughout the constitution, as the
u PhGnix is said 10 be restored TO life from the
Y ashes Of its own dissolution. The PhDnix
Y Bitters are entirely vegetable, composed Of
e roots found only in certain parts Of the west
il ern county, which will infallibly cure FE-
t. VERS AND AGUES Of all kinds; will
d never fail TO eradicate entirely all the effects Of
;, Mercury, infinitely sooner than the most pow
erful preparations OF Sarsaparlla, and will i'm,
mediatey cure the determination of BLOOI
8 TO THE HEAD; never fail in the sickness
incident 10 young females; and will be ioun.
a certain remedy in all cases of nervous de6iL
iiy and treakness Of the most impaired con
situations. AS remedy for Cronic and In
fdmmdtOry Rheumatism, the efficacy of thu
a Phoenix Bitters will be demonstrated by th
le use of single bottle. The usual dose of ihes
le bitters is half a wine glass full, in water o
i wine, and this quantity may be taken two o
~ three times a day, about half an hour befor
le meals ora less quantity may be taken at al
= times. TO those who are afflicted with ind
u gestion after meals, these Bt,ers will prove in
> valuable, as they very greatly increase the ac
" ton of the principal viscera, help them to per
form their functions, and enable the slomac
), to discharge into the bowels, whatever is OF
- fensive. Thus indigestion is easily and speed
lily removed, appetite restored, and the mouth
of the absorbant vessels being ceansed, muir
:. ton is facilitated and strength Of body and ell
- ergy of mind are the happy results. For fa'
= = ther particulars of MOFFAT'S LIFE PILL;
: aud PHOENIX BlTTERS, apply at III
RECESS Brattleboro, where the pills ca
= be obtained for 25 cents, so cents or 81 p,
box ; and the BrTrERs for 81 or 81 per boltl'
n5. Numerous certificates Of the wonderii
efficacy of both, may be inspected.
~ B.-These Pills and the Bittcrs will G,
all mercury out of the system infinitely fast'
q than the best preparations of Sarsaparilla, an
s are certain remedy for the rushing Of bloc
10 Me'head, or all rioient headaches, tic dor
a. eureer, dc. All persons who are predispose
: to dpOpiery paisey, &c should never be will
out the Life Pills or the Bitters, foi one dos
* in time will save life. They equalze the eli
= culaiion of The blood, draw all pressure froI
the head, restore perspiraton, and throw of e,
cry impurity by the pores of the skin.