Morning herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1837-1840, 1837-12-09

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three"
Sam gave . comical look in reply. and the old gentle
nan having broken obstinate lump Of coal, with
countenance expressive of much earnessness and ma
lice a. il had been the head Of Of the widows last
mentioned, said
In short, sammy, feel that amt safe anyveres
but on the box" ns
How you safer there than anyveres else !! IN
terrupted Sam
Zoos a coachmans privileged individual" re-
Piled Mr.. Weller. looking fxedly At his son. Cos
not cos coachman may be on the very amcablest
terms With eighty mile O. females, and yet nobody thnk
that he ever means to marry any yun among m. And
wot other man can say the same, sammy Z
"Vell, there's soncthin in that" said Sam
If your gov'nor had been coachman," reasoned
Mr.. Weller, do you spose as that ere jury nd ever
ha' convicted him, sposin it possible the matter
could ha gone to that extremity They dustnt na
done it,"
"vy not o. said Sam, rather disparagingly.
"vy not |" reioned Mr.. Weller "'cos it I'D ha,
gone agn their consciences A reg lar coachmans
connectin link bevixt sagleness and matrmeny
and every practicable man knows ~
"Wot you mean they're genral tavrites, and nobody
takes advantage on 'esn, praps?' said SAM
His father nodded.
How ii ever come to that ere pass" resumed the.
parent Weller I" can't yay;vy it is that long stage
coachmen possess such insiniwations and is always
looked up to-adored may say-by ev'ry young 90
man in ev'ry town he vurks through, don't know, I
only know that it is it reg ation OF natura dis
pensary as your poor mother-n-lawuse % say
!" dispensation," said Sam, Correcting the Old gen.
ternan. @s.. VI
"Wery good, Samive, dspensatien8 yoa IKE il
better" returned Mr. Weller Icalln adisp9hsary,
and it's always writ up the places we're they gives
you physic for nothin, in yosr own bottles thats
all"
With these words Mr.. Weller filed and rclighted
his pipe and once summonng up medltative ex-
preston of counlenasce, confined as followe4r
Therefore, my boy, as do not see the r9bality
o. sioppin here TO be married vether want ~ not,
and as the time do wish to separs yself
from them inierestin' members o society altogether
have to the determination o drivin the Safety,
and pRttip up at the Bell Savage wen is
my} N born element Sammy.v
ITS to become O. the bs'ness 7" enquired
a. ness, samivel" replied the old gentlemap,
good vi. stock and fxters viii be sold by private
con tact and out O. the money two hundred pound,
agreeable to rckvest o. your moher-in-law to me-
little afore she died. will be invested in your name in
wot do you call them things again 7"
' Wot things 7" enquired Sam.
Them things is always go.n up and down in the
City,"
.'Omnbuses ?" suggested Sam.
Nonsense" replied Mr.. Weller. Them things as
is always fuctooatn and gettin themselves involved
somehow another With the national debt and Chez
auers bills and all that"
"Oh the funds" said Sam.
"Ah ~ rejoined Mr.. Weller, the funs two hun
dred pound o the money is to be invested tor you
Samve in the funs four and half per cent reduced
counses, Sammy"
"Wery kind o. the old lady to think o. me-" said
Sam, I" and I'm very much obliged TO her."
/" The rest viii be invested in my name" continued
the elder Mr. Weller; and ven I'm took off the road
it'll come to YOU take you don't spend it all at
vunst my boy, and mind that wilder gets inkn' o
your FORUM, or you're DONE.
Having delivered this warning, Mr.. Weller resumed
his pipe with a serene couatenance the disclo
sure Of these appearing have eased his mind
considerably.
RuIHoUs CONSEQUENCES OF GAMlYG.-What mel
ancholy tale have to unfold of young gentleman who
was stripped Of his last shilling, in similar Of in
quiy-I here mean private play-although not by the
same party, about years back in Calais. / have
the satisfaction Of thinking that have made attempt
this person from destruction; but he would not
avail himself Of my services. We were perfect stran
gers each other; but knowing him to- be the nephew
Of ofou celebrated masters Of fox hounds and
being intimate with another member Of his family /
ventured address him, nearly in these words ~
hope sir, you will me, perfect stranger to
YOU in cautionng you had been informed that he had
Just succeeded to some property attaining his major
ity and that he had already been loser from playing
for high stakes in this Should you lose, your
ney will be received with pleasure by your adversares
but should you win large stake the great probability
u.s. that the means of payment will be wanting" He
thanked me for this hint and promised profit by it,
In few days afterwards, however I met him in the
street and he thus addressed me "I am very sorry
did not take your advice They 60, eighteen Hundred
francs from me last nght-six thousand in all" i am
sorry my reply, and passed on being aware that
il would have been waste Of time and breath to have
said another word the subject and the upshot Of the
matter was this They succeeded in winning from him,
at ecarfe the entire Of his fortune about thou
sand pounds when he followed TO England by two
OF the pay-ene Of them already convicted Of foul play
and robbed Of his last shilling private play. The
noorety Of this affair does away with all necessary
poogy for the mention Of il; action brought
against the parties for conspiracy Of them the al
ready convicted "captan" he calls himself many
months in the Queens Bench, pending the charge and
I read in the Morning Herald reward offered for the
apprehension OF the other with minute description of
his person. then lost sight Of the affair; but told
that compromise had been effected which prevented
farther exposure circumstance very much to be
greued.-Nimrod in Fras0s Magazine.
THE SPANISH FAKDANGo-The fandango has been
described by many travellers and has been decred
immodest and immoral, more especially by those
vellers who have represented II in the most mmodest
manner But in truth, there is nothing mmodest in il,
except the DESCRIPTIONS OF these gentlemen particular
ly Of certain English travellers in whose prurent ina
gnatons there is but step from prudery indecen
cy. suppose IL is the same thing with these persons
when they look at the Venus de Medic a picture
of Titan or Albano Il is with the andango and boe
ro But that is their affair they give their
ing what they and all we shall reply to them is,
quote their royal motto. "Honi soft gui mai
pensc" To endeavor to describe dance a melody is
the steful business In the word for whatever
trouble might take yet the end all that could Ne
said Of the fandange would be. that il is
sion of the graceful positions and movements
Of which the male female body is capable--that
the body the limbs, the head. the eyes, the impas.