The Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1837-1867, 1837-12-12
MOFF.AI",S LIFE PILLS and PHOENIX
BIINIERS.

IyA CONTRAST All nations, from the re-
hottest ages, have had ships, but Columbus only
found out the way to America Before the time of
the great Spanish navigator, people only en-
ablcd to paddle about the shores. Just with the
Life Medicines. 1t is but two short years since 1
first ventured upon an unknown ocean, and have
discovered the precious obi ect was in search of
HEALTH. Vegetable medicines were indeed
known when | commenced my search, but their
use was not. by the use of them, have not only
passed from the detected invalid to the hale hearty
and active man of business, but, comparatively
speaking, have renewed my youth. | can thus,
with cofdence IN my own experience, advise with
my fellow-eiitizens: Does the reader want proof
that the VEGETABLE LIFE MEDICINES are
suitable to his case? have on file at my office
SAG Broadway hundreds of letters from some of the
most respectable citizens of this my native land,
voluntarily offered in testimony of the virtues of A
GOOD VEGETABLE MEDICINE.
Persons whose constitutions have been nearly ri
ined by the'all nfabe "mincrapre operations Of the
day, will bear me witness, that the Life Medicines
ana such only, are the true course to permanent
good health JOHN MdFFAT.
GENERAL REMARKS RELATIVE TO MoFFAT's LIFE
PILLS AND PmENIX BITTERs.
these medicines have long been known and APP
precIatcd, for their extraordinary and Immediate
powers of restoring perfect health to persons suffer
ing under nearly every kind of disease to which the
human frame is liable.
In many hundreds of certiicated instances thew
have even rescued sufferers from the very verge of
an untmely grave, after all the deceptive nos,rums
OF the day have utterly failed; and to many thou
SANDS thcy have permanently secured that uniform
enjoyment Of health, without which life itself is
but partial blessing. So great, indeed has their
efficacy invariably and in!ably proved that it has
appeared scarcely less than miraculous to those
who We're unacquainted with the beautifully philo-
sophical principles upon which they are compound
ed, and upon which they consequently act. 1t was
to their manifest and sensible action in PURIFYING
the springs and channels of life, and enduing them
WIN renewed tone and vigor, that they were in
debted for their name, which was bestowed upon
mem at the spontaneous request of several individ
ua rs, whose lives they had obviously saved.
The proprietor re oices in the opportunity afford
ed by the universal dnsion of the daily press for
placing this VEGETABLE LIFE PILLS within
the knowledge and reach of every individual in
the community; Unlike the host of pernicious
quackeries which boast of vegetable Ingredients the
Life Pills are purely and SOLELY VEGETABLE. and
containing neither Mercury, Antimony Arsenic
nor any other mineral lin any form whatever They
are enuiely composed of extracts from rare and
powerful plants, the virtues of which, though long
known to several Indian tribes and recently to
some eminent pharmaceutical chemists are alto.
sether unknown to the ignorant pretenders to med
zeal sclence and were never before administered in
so happily efticacious n combination
Their first operation is to loosen from the coats
OF the stomach and bowels, the various impurities
ana crudities constantly settling around them and to
remove the fEces which collect in the convoIutIons
OF inc small lntestines Other medicines only par
aly cleanse these and leave such collected masses
oehnd, as to produce habitual costlveness, with all
Its train of evils or sudden diarrhoea with its im-
hent dangers. This fact is well known to all reg
ular anatomsts who examine the human bowels
alter death: and hence the prejudice of these well
informed men against the quaci medicines of the
age. The second effect ofthe VEGETABLE LIFE
FILLS is to cleanse the kidneys and the bladder
and by this means, the liver and the lungs the
healthn action of which entirely depends upon the
regularity of the urinary organs. The blood which
takes Its red color from the agency of the liver and
lungs before it passes into the heart being thus pu
rIhed by them, and nourished by food coming from
the clean stomach courses freely through the veins
renews every part Of the system, and triumphantly
The following are among the distressing variety
OF human diseases,to which the Vegetable Life Pills
are well known TO be infallible:-
and second stomachs, and creating flow of nmra
healthy bile, instead of the stale and acrd lf;nd
-f7at4.ency, Polpitation Of the Heart, Loss Of 9o'
Dessse 7eartorm Gnd Headache, Restless,,css. H.
empeT' An1'ety, Languor, and Melancholy. which
are the general symptoms Of Dyspepsia, will vanish