Morning herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1837-1840, 1837-09-14

me ana The gate-pos, IS an gant splclmln OF com
position, Mister Bennett, eroo He decalved me In
it SO he did, before il was mt; and he decaved
nor me, by maxim them behave he was for a bank.
but by the powers, was up TO snufl and can see as
lar through mlllstone as his exceency, good luck
TO HIM. seen what he would be at and that he and
his honor the Speaker wasn't cosetted often for
nothln al all, at all. Och the way he decaved the
Ialmadge men was caution! He let on to them
that he was goln to recommend the credit system,
and onld them they must vote for Polk. But whln
the spache read by his honor, the fat clark o the
House. blood and turf! what hubbus they kicked
up, i seemed like mouse in beehive They swore
by the holy poker and all the heather Gods that they
woudn be decaved IN that way agn; and so whin
the printers election come on, they as stubborn
as the dlyll, and sooner nor lit Blair have the prnn,
they protested they'd turn to Clay which means a
wing. BY my sow, think they're all whit demen-
tod here, Mister Bennett, eroo. Sorra bit can
comprehend it. Win his excellency heard that Al
len had been elected the primer, by the powers, l
thought the little man would faint.
sinister Van Buren," says !, sure it was pale about
the gis he was, Grouse up yere honor, nvir fear,
don't be atther beln dlshhurbed in the ast IL Tady
will stand by ye I'LL the last, and your excellency's
ganlus will nivlr forsake we, sorra Bit" saysI.
Tady," says he, "ifs ginerous We are, know,
and if all my friends were as thrue as ye it's Pres
dent shud be for life but Tady, my good fellow, I'm
left IN the lurch in the House the Conservatives have
Joined the Wings, and all my schemes will be defait-
ed"
81 thought, we're honor" says l. Z" that we were
friendly to Mister Allen and wished him to be elected
printer to the House, and mouth piece TO yere he.
nor"
"Poo, poo Tady, yere not up t. schamin," says he,
"us been the business O. my life, and il made me
what am, Tady," says he, !. / used to decaive my
father when was a little lad and made the Guild man
behave the moon was made o. greene chase, and that
was trundn cabbagcs TO Market whia it was cur
ryin horses was, and pickn up the pennies for my
self"
"But isn't Mr.. Allen better nor Mister Blair that
ugly spalpeen, says, by way Of comfortln his ex-
cellency
''Poo poo, Tady, yere goose, man. What dc We
think we politicians care about goodness all we want,
says he, is men that II be supple and obadient and
lie like throopers to decaive the people. Besides Ia
dy, It looks divish bad yshe, ito see majority
In the House against me- seem that am SO concill-
atory and SO accommodating and to give the println
too, Tady to them chaps o the Intelligencer, that
are always exposin my Weaknesses, and laughln at
my schames. Oh, it's too bad, Tady my friend"
And his excel ehcys whiskers looked grizzly, and
his little gray eyes sparked wit rage.
by my sowl, Mister Van Buren," says l. rye
give Yourself dale ohrouble for nothn at ALL at all.
In ould Ireland" says |, Eve do these things differ
ent, and thought" says i, "yerc honor up to
snuff Cant ye bring them over, and make thin yere
frlends?" saysI "sure it's an asy matter, seeing
that the Bank ownes the whole establishment, as yer
organ, Mr. Blair, says"
"To the diyil with the fellow" says his excelen-
cy, the blockhead hasn't ganIus enough 10 tell
good lie but is always bundern like fool and bring
in himself and me into throuble wit his bare faced
thumpers. But, Tady, my man, what think We o my
printed spache?'
"Och, by the powers, we're honor, it bates the
shamrock in beauty all TO nothin, says l. TITS as
smooth as rashur, as oily as the rump O. goose,
and as could as ice BY the powers itexceeds any
thing ever seen in leangth and depth, the ginira
could mt how'd candle to yer honor in spache wri
tin" says l. and councillor Phillips was but rush
light TO you. Upon my veracity," says |, IL was
quite dlsholyed tears when read the aflectn pas
sage about the benefccnce of Providence, which had
given such abundant crops, if to show that yer
honor had been the OF it. Och: it's nate ar
tcle that, yere excellency and does your heart and
ganlus great credit, so il does. But how come ye,
says l. ito commit yourself again. by proposin that
treasury schamer'
"How could help il, Tady," says he, that oud
gniral hangs To me like the little oud man in Sinbad
the Sailor, and cant shake him off or that red, rosy
faced disciple o. Bacchus, Sllas Wright, my shout
ders Bul eidn't manage famousy, Tady7 J tell
em fthey don't like my schame they can adopt
other, aud III not be in the last offended"
II was quite kind and considhorate IN ye,' says
i. But the merchants are maxim devil o hub
bubaoo about the spache and cay that we've kilt them
altherethor."
"Ncycr mind the merchants" says hc-"thcyre
Troublesome set to dale wit, Tody, and name
TO hand EN- over TO the little 'premontory symptom,
IN the House; and my rosy faced gain'us Of mint
uleps in the Senate"
ais il Mr.. Wright, yere honor mancs7' Gays I.
/" by the holly poker, think yere honor II hnd him
Mister J1ronp. before we're done wit him. But yere
gainius is surpnsn Mister Van Buren, for whilsh ye
feel oblecgaeI to offend the Rarchants ye take caro-
10 consulate the farmers and spake good word TO
the paple, thathey may not forget ye AT the election
"lBut beiunc you and me, ycre honor, It's my rcl
gous bela hat we're spache will be the ruin o. ye; its
aIthegether too locofoco," saysI, sand the dacent
and refectn part o the paple will be in dv,l o
furry about IT, Mister Van Buren, arrcgal. And
there's yere Secretary @ the Treasury" says ],
SHAT has sini bait TO the members, says "ofier
in thIra space to hush their CAB, and TO buy thin
over says Och by the powers, its too bad, that
same yere honor"
but they Ike IT," says hc "Men now s-days,
Tady" says he, !" must he bought; and the members
take little racin, very kindly Tsdy. They get ten
and twelve per cent their pay which Is not TO be
snazed At Tady," Gays he; and which 10 tempta-
ton to the ocoiocos that they cannot resist at ALL at
all" says he.
But they name to make dvl o bother about
it," says l. "and yerc ExcelIency will be the suf-
ferer."
"Niver fear, Tsdy," says he, my Secretary knows
human natur; and that a dog amt apt TO growl nj
good pace bafe that may be cast at him., says he.
"Well, ycre honor" says ], well see; but yerc
spache snt the right thing, says land we're advise
wont be followed al all, nj ALL I'm thinkin," saysi
"To he sure, don't l know that" says no, saint
there majority o 2b against IL in the House its
content III be, II they only allow 10 reign eight
years" says he. "Wha the divil do care about the
currency ~ says he "ifI can houId my place and be
President az long az Grnerai Jacksonf"
"And why notT says l. "Bood and thunder,
INIT We M good and as KNOWN rs the Ginersl, good
luck to him"
IT. IL