The Arkansas advocate., 1837-03-27
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 There is not tbe least doubt that ths Hits of the drolIest country from the Hoaeht0s home to the sul- tan of Maseats kingdom. Ihg old Romans talked of denocraey,and the Greeks pfeiended something n that way. Batiorthe genuine, ppre, patenErght denocfa- cy our goyernFnsnt against lac Vorld Ihls IS v ash fon's Birthday, you know. The President, the De- pargmenia the Senate, and we, who are mshiier than all,--we the people, ! mean, have celebrated its-by eaiinQA-a big CuEEsgl The Prasdents house WAS thrown open The multitude swafmed in. The Sen ate of the United States adeulHed. Ihe Secretaries of the various Departments tuned out hepresenta-
 lives ir sauadrons left the caRto--aad 8l for the pur pose Of eating cheese Yes, a for ths Pepose q eat sag ehsesei Mind ye, don't langn at f. Who has better right 10 eat cheese than we Il s all the speis we can gel, and others nhble at hs 4teasuy why on earth should not the people ubbe at the big cheese kr. Fan Buren was there 10 eas cheese.-- Mir Woodbury with his most aIniable lady was there 10 oat chsese. Mr Secretary Dickerson (onhappY man, hs has no lady) was there b eat cheese. The gallant Col J. Hewson was eating cheese. The Court, inc Fashion, tue 6eauty, of Washington were ali eating cheese Officers in Washington, Foreign Represenatiyes in stars and garters, gay joyous, dash ing and goreaels women in all the pride, and pano- ply and pouap of wealth, were there eating cheese.
 Cheese, cheese, cheese, WAS every bodys lip, and in avery body's mouth. All you heafd was cheese All you saw was cheese. All you snelt was cheese. It vas cheese eAG88Sg GH9ese. 5V5dfts tEt SHet5E were going up in the Avenue in every body's fists.
 Balls Of cheese were in a hundred pockets Every handkerchief suelf of cheese. The whole atmosphere for half mile around was infected with cheese.
 Undoubtedly you fancy thal l exaggafaie because you find t difficult to believe that whole city, the metropolis of this vast Union, where crowd the mghiy or the land could al be ongaged iR ealing eheasa.- Upon my word tell you nat halfiha tale. tSeafges town and Alexandria ioo poured tofh taif crowds ca purpose to eat cheese. The Senate q lhe Dnted Siales, where Webster thGnaers,--whefe Glay hulls lis bolts,-whera Pfestan fiashes,and Benton reafs adionFned--on purpose to aat ehaessl he aisese of Representatives the refuge oi the peoaes soYerga ty, that cave of Hos het always laehes with siera where Adams sits Ike Reraas, and AHsler, CT Earns ever fages to-day was hashed and ean6 as fer almost all is members were of ealiag cheese. aloquence was wllsimed ia cheese. 1Ae steiia at words sas uusiiat 1T a atfIiu for cheese. 8ias iuf hle Adams, aal hfr. Clay, end hIT White, and Rss Calhoun aud Mf. Bell, that hey ssteh terms with the Pres idaal that they cannot gn to es his cheese Af, }if Calhoun, If you had only been aa sly mouse as Hr Van Buren, you would have been to-day under the Presidents wing insisadsof him, nibbng cheese. ] did not see this naenstFous cheese at al. met it's fragments Tn many fists upon the Aeenoe as ] ran down. srulEed t in every breeze rushed with tho crowd to gei . bt and even with q look would have been content, but alas, unhappy ms got no cheese smashed my hat in yaia3 pushed over n3EfC Anu fAsn8ed up D0hnetS--~a pNsNea ana @fes- lad and struggled a the crowd, and maddenea atlast with dssnefatlon. mounted tho very shoulders of7 the mss for cheese. But 1t wss gope al goae l Nourhtbut few strsgging, suspicious crumbs we're laEl when reached the tAhle which if had been spread. Col. Benton he'd lusap, winch ho was expatating. On how my mouth Wasered for ihas irmp of cheese Totha day of my daaih shall remember, got no cheese.
 fars say f RErs Trollape, hat wicked woman had bsen n Washington to-day, she would have made terrible story of his mode of celebrating the brh-day of tke Father ol hs country by eating cheesel she would have held US p.as horFd people, and set ail Europe n a roar of laughter because we assembled n she mansion o our beloved President to eat cheese The peopie have done but le elsa since the official aaneuncsment.fFst appsaed in tho Globe bal 10 talk os and think of this eating ofcheese True, tae crowd ,vas immense, and not select oe may sec ia the Palace oeSt. James, when King William gives a e- vec True bacxs aud whes and mnlsttoss, and boys Tn rags and men yegimenias, mingled, speekled coneougse together,bat then, this is free country, you know. True, the boys storlned the East Room, mounted tho walls outside, aud rolled through the in- siaNil dirty fsetoysr Turkey earees, apd were there reflected a papsisn mirrors, -bu his s free coun- try you know. True, every room in the Nhte House actually sunk ,pafdan this. Amereans,--but t IS fashoaa0le English work in every pretty English mouth over sea1 slssak wth cAeescs--but the cheese was bg one, and Jellfrson there had chsese aad the cond Jefferson also should do tho same you know-- A. ali thess hiaes, undoubtedly, She bfitsh Anhas raaor. oT 1he French sgaofse may urn nP an aflso- cratic nose,-hut this is tie American way ol doing things yoas know. .sle ara . free people, This Is n biz conntry. ssNe vhipi ths Briiish al New. Or lesns. We searsd the Ffanchn you know "Ths is the last shufrakn can giva to Jaekson,--aud as for gaa Buren, there is no hurrsh about his nameo you KNOW.
 Ch.ese chesssl eheesei Ny hands. ny clothes, my hrad ana imagination 60 infected with cheese that ol cheese alone can think. Rnt have aaargn- nen,, and naat rusa 10 il. sn5 forget the chaase. lay down his pFappaiiion speaking