The Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1837-1867, 1837-10-31

T ,a NV 70 no PUPPY" 81 do sir, said Mr.
WassIov y as he stepped round and passed. on.
80 = ,,otnrol consequence of its cure Conferences,
oIonsing tho whole length ofthe ntestines with
'soIvent nrocess and without violence; all Voienl
nurces leave the bowels cosiive within TWO DAYS;
D;0ryhoea and ChoIfra ,by removing the sharp acIIa
fluids by which these complaints are en-
and nv promoting tho ubricatiyo secretion oil the
| muecHis membranes Fcoers Of all hands by restor-
ing the blood to a regular circulation, .nrousn tno
urocess Of perspiration in some cases, anu o i''o
nugb solution of all intestinal obstrucohs III
,r5o LIFE PILLS have been known to cure hhen-
2n0tis1n permanently in three weeks, ana uo@t ~
half that time, by removing local lnliaih'Haiioi
the muscles and gaments of the joints DvopStSs'
0f all kinds by freeing and strengthening tne NJ, ~,
| noys and h adder; thoy operate most delghtiulIy
on these important organs, and hence nave e'eI
been found a certain remedy for the worst cases oi
Gravel. Also, Worms, from disodglng rom in nt'
lurnings of the bowels tho slymy matter 10 WHICH
these creatures ADHERE asthma ana ConSamP1so"'
by relieving the air vessels Of the lungs from ihe
mucus which even slight colds will occasion, Which
if not removed becomes hardenea anu PLod luz,
those Dire adrul diseases. Scuruy, Ulcers and loes-
crate Sores, by the perfect purity which these Lle
Pills give the blood and all the humors; Scor0uC
EruptiOns and Bad C0mplerSOnS, by iholr aleraiiVe
effect upon the fluids that feed the skim the morbid
state of which occasions all Eruptire complaints,
SalLOao CLOudy and other disagreedDLe tomPtertons
The use of these Pills for very short tlme, ell
feet entire cure Of Sail rheu'n, Erys'peLaS' ana a
Common Colds and Influenza, will always be cured
by one dose, or by two, even in the worst cases:
PHes,-as remedy for this most distressing and
obstinate maady, the Vegetable Lie rms deserve
Il distinct and emphatic recommendation. 1t is well
known to hundreds in this city, that the proprietor
of these invaluable Pills, himself afflicted with
this complaint for upwards of M0tytt0e gears ana
that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed win
in the whole compass of the Matcria Mcdca. lie
however, at length, tried the medicine which he
now offers to the public,and he was cured in very
short time, after his recovery had been pronounced
not only improbable, but absolutely impossible, by
PERCEPTIONS FOR UsE.-Tho Proprietor of
the Vegetable Life Pills does not follow the base
and mcrcenary practice of the quacks OF the day, IN
advising persons take his Pills in large quantities
No good medicine can possibly be so required
These Pills TO be taken al bed time every night,
for a week fortnight, according 10 the obsnacy
of the disease The usual dose is from 2 to 8, nc
cording 10 the constitution of the person. Very del
cale persons should begin with but two and increase
as the nature Of the case may require; those more
robust, of very costive habits may begin with
g. and increase TO a, or even Pills, and they Will
effect a sufficiently happy change TO guide the pa
tient in their further These Pills sometimes
occasion sick ness and vomiting though very seldom,
unless the stomach is very foul; this, however may
be considered favorable symptom, as the patient
will find himself at once relieved, and by persever-
ance will soon recover. They usually operate
within 10 or II hours, and never give pam, unless
the bowels are very much encountered. They may
be taken by the most delicate females under any
circumstanccs.-It is, however, recommended, that
those in latter periods of pregnancy should take but
one at time and then continue to keep the bowels
open: and even two may be taken when the patient
is very cosvc. One pill in solution OF two table
spoons full of water nay be given to an infant IN
the following doses-a tea spoon full every two
hours till it operates; for child from one to five
years of age half p-and from five TO ten one pill.
THE PHOENIX BITTERS, so called, be-
pring cm6ers of health to glowing vigor through
out the constitution AS the Phoenix said to be
stored life from the ashes of its own dissolution
The Phoenix Bitters entirely vegetable, COM
posed OF roots found only IN certain parts o EN- INC
western country which will inG,llib!y cure wv EMS
AND AGUES of all kinds; will never fail TO cradI-
cate entirely all the effects of Murcury, infinitely
sooner than the most powerful preparations OF Sar-
snparrila, and will Immediately cure the determin-
alton of BLOOD TO TIE HEAD; never falling
in the sickness incident to y0&ng females; and will
be found certain remedy in all Of ncTr0uS
debility and aceakneSS of the most impaired constitu
lions. AS remedy for Chronic and ihRamntat0rY
Rheumatism, the efficacy of the Phoenix Btters viii
be demonstrated by the use Of single bottle. The
usual dose of these bitors is halfa wine glass full,
in water or, wine, and this quantity may be taken
two three times day, about half an hour before
meals, less quantity may be taken at all times.
To those who afflicted with indigestion after
meals, these bitters will prove invaluable, us they
very greatly increase the action of the principal Wis
cera, help them to perform their functions, and en-
able the stomach to discharge into the bowels what
ever is offensive. Thus indigestion is easily and
TeuloNou, appellte anu lioHtilS
of the absorbent vessels being cleansed, nutrition is
facilitated, and strength of body and energy ofmind
are the happy results: For farther particulars of
MOFFAT'S LIFE PILLS and PIIUENIN BIT
TIERS, apply at Mr.. Molfat's office, No, SAG Broad
way, New York, where the Pills caa be obtained
for % cents, so CENTS 81 Der box and the Btters
for S of So per bottle. Q-j7Numerous certificates
of the wonderful efficacy Of both. may be there IN
speced.
In some obstinate and complicated cases of chron-
ic and nfammatory Rheumatism, Liver Complaints,
Fever and Ague, Dyspepsia, Palsy, Piles, injuries
from the use Of mercury qm'nine, and other diseases
Of Tong st0ding it may be found necessary to take
both the Life Pills and the Phoenix Biters, in the
doses before recommended.
N. B.-These Pills and Biters will get all mor-
curry out ofthe system infinitely faster than the best
preparations of Sarsaparia, and a certain RENE
y for the rushing Of blood to the he4d, all gio'c"
he0daches,ttc douleureuT, &c--All persons who are
predsposed 10 apoPLeny, palsy, &c, should never
be without the Life Pills the Bters for one dose
in time will save life They equalize the crcula-
ton of the BLOOD draw all pressure from the head,
restore porspiration, and throw off every impurity