Morning herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1837-1840, 1837-07-22

We have more say upon this subject another day.
We bear think of the situation Of these lovely
| and virtuous females Something must be done and
that Immediately Think of it, young men-thnk Of it,
generous ladies-think of it. ye rich-and for
your sins aud extravaganza in years past BY your bcne
Violence to those who thrown upon your sympathies
and charity for aid
! BALTrAoRB BEAvTIEs--MApAMx BoNApARrE-
| Oh Baltimore, Baltimore, thou art the city of monu
lnents of mobs, and of pretty women. Forgive me,
thou pa ase of beauty, ii associate they virtues and
thy cices with thy beauties; thy many splendid monu-
ments and thy dlviniiles lfthy daughters are beau
/ tful, they also aspiring often do they reject
the addresses of swans from the north Butitcannot
be heped-t must be endured, and alas for the YAM
| KEGS in Baltimore.
| |. was unfortunate for the fair of Baltimore that
| some of the slsterhood welded distinguished men,
| Mis- Patterson married Jerome Bonaparte; one of the
| Miss Cations welded the Marquis of Camarthan;
another united in holy wedlock with an English
nobleman, whose name do not now recellect, and
the consequence is, that no lady in Baltimore can
make up her mind wed plain yankee dealer in cod
| fish and treacle
Speaking OF Madame Bonapart late Miss Patter-
son. am reminded 10 say hat the lady now resides
/ in this city. She came on from France the last
mer, took private hotel in the monumental city"
and here she lives like plain republican dy. saw
| her today She is most remarkable woman. BY
! looking SCOTS life of Napoleon find that Ma
dame Bonaparte must now be almost hfty-our or i've
years Of age and yet look at her, you would not
suppose her 10 be over five and thirty She is second
| Nnon De l. Enclos, and like that wonderful woman,
sheIetdlns much, if not all of her original beauty. IL
she should live 10 the age of one hundred doubt not
| she would sull retain her charms Sac is respected
and beloved by all whe know her, and the storyofher
life would form most exquisite noye:-Boston Post
| DEsTRUcTVENEss.-Aw wretch at Madison Indiana
recently sentto catch horse and the horse giving
| him trouble he deliberately the animals
| eyes with knfe.--Jocksonriile Journal.
This scamp deserves to have his eyes operated
upon by Sohn Williams, occulist TO the king of France
| Portland Ado
Or scratched out by barberry bush-1IAedgeuiue
Journal
| Or glued up with red hottar.-Arcadian Recorder.
| He ought to be rode a rail Niagara Falls
Genera Gar.
And then made to leap TO the bottom to Sam Patch.
Utica Tshgraph
| He might well be Phitos garden a toast
| na fork-AB. Microscope.
Let INN be dragged neck and heels up Mount Ararat.
--Eastern telegraph
| We will give him a kick over the other side-Frce
| Press.
And we Il kick him too.--Morristonn Journal.
| And we ttrce.-P eterboro' Whig.
Let him come TO Boston, and wen grind off his organ
Of destructiveness with hoop.-Boston Herald
CoUSrERrEITETs ARREsTED.%Considerab excite.
prevailed in this city during last Sunday afternoon
/ in consequence of the of person who stay
| ing at one OF our hotels, and whose and APP
pearance seemed To be those of gentleman This per-
/ son, whose name is N. c. Noble, apprehended by
police officer Burr under the charge OF passing
erfeit of the Bank of the United States On the
examination of the prisoner before Justice Coote
proved that he had passed three $40 counterfeit
notes a certain person, who testified against him.
The prisoner however, denied that he knew that the
notes were counterfeit and said he had received them
from another person. The three counterfeit notes,
which were proved have been uttered by the prison
cr were signed n. Bddle President, and ;. Jaudon,
Cash iar NJ tho Rink a tlp
dated the 18th of September 1929 and March and IL,
1896 On searching the room which the prisoner had
occupied parcel Of l2l $40 notes OF the Bank of the
United States, (some filled in and others blank was
found hid under the carpet. The prisoner, it seems
arrived at the National Hotel only the night before he
was arrested He is, however, we understand, well
known in this city, having brought a large quantity of
groceries from Baltimore and sold them auctionhe
during the last winter After full examination by the
magistrate the prisoner being assisted by emnct
sell committed u jail for tria he not being able l,
find the required bail for his appearance At
After the prisoner was lodged in JAIL further eSami
nation of his trunk eft in his the hote took
place Monday morning. The officers discovered
therein another parcel Of blank counterfeit drafts l29
in nmnbe-l Of the Branch Of the Bank Of the of
Alabama At Montgomery, payable to order. Only
of these drafts filed in. Ii is made payable 10 the
order Of Nathaniel Green, he prisoners name Is, We
understand, Nathaniel Green Noble and IL drawn up
on the Merchants Bank New York, for twenty eight
hundred dollars, and it is dated Montgomery, May -
1897.
has wife livngin Baltimore. He conveyed to
prison in hack, by X. X. Burr the officer who de
serves much credit for the which he took
cure the prisoner.-NGt. Intel. July 20.
MYSTERIOUS ADDICTION or THE LADiEsl-Mr.
Cuthberi jurgler present exhibiting in New York.
among other fcats puts out of the way, and
makes her vanish in a marvellous manner. A bachelor
friend of has offered valuable consideration,
IT, in noticing the fact, will attach continent, offer
ing the iuggler Unprecedented puff he viii exercise
this desirable faculty upon the body corporate of his
the bachelor s-,r1slcvuomaa, who is dunning
him FOR the payrnenof bill for washing linen
casonally il the furihcrance of love suit which pro-
we'd unsucccssiuopiv from he fact that his SHIRT collar
was 40 stiily sarched by said washerwoman that upon
a. occasion when one little welltined kiss would have
i led the matter in his favor and made him the happy
posse ssor of fair girl and fair dover his gaanry
and enterprise love and prosperity. were eiectuay de-
fcated bv the inpossiby Of getting over his too
starched collar which like envious wall twixt lovers
towering bent not an atom from the signs which batter
ed il And 50 he lost his suit and the fair married
/ \ man whose washerwom,n consideracl
We can only wonder at the audacy Of the laundrcss
In urescn,inr her bill under such circumstances and
r;nusy suggest TO our bachelor friend the proprcty OF
suene her Cor damages the value Of the los. spouse
| and snug dowcr.-Bost. Hraid.
| The M PLus ULTRA or THEyEs-Thc Partisan
thieves have not m absolute monopoly Of ccverness and
| ,odacity At Copenhagen, also, these antsocial ope-
ra,;,es furnish instances Of told exploits For