Martinsburg gazette. [volume] (Martinsburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1833-1855, 1837-10-11
DIR. BPandrefb.

DF. Esrandrefkl,
Wants no College, no Institution, no Nonono
Iy, no Charter he being quite satisfied %
rest on The patronage Of the Public, for
the success Of his G~randfaAer's
Vegetable Universal Pills.
Established in England, 1851.
DEATH AND DIsEAsK.--IA ColIoquy.l
Mems snnG, IN Corpore sano.
"A mind well lodged, and masculine Of course D
DEATH met Disease the other day.
And thus they gossipp'd on their way.
Deafh--How comes il friend, in every sb,oc
You let so many folks escape
A few years back, and every elf
Once sick, you laid upon my shelf,
Dyspepsia then, had power to kill
Asthma deceived the Doctors skin.
The lancet, 100, at all times sought.
Its becatombs Of victims brought.
Then CostiYeness could fatal prove
And no power remove.
A simple cold, where'er you went
4 subject TO my kingdom sent,
How comes IT, then, that now a DAYS
Folks slip your grip and 60 their WAYS
asthma subsides-Dyspepsi cured
The lancet is no more endured
The sick, TO day, forget all sorrow.
And laugh at both Of us to morrow.
Disease-Dread sire ! ! use all means I can
To abreyiate the life OF man,
dog his footsteps from his birth.
Till he returns 20 mother earth
And though It's true that my success
Is daily growing less and less
This satisfaction ! can feel,
have not lackened in my zeal.
use all means | USED Of old.
Changes Of weather-hot and cold
give them colds give them pains.
rack their bones-l fire their veins,
poison them with rancid bile,
In place Of the digestive chyle;
Yet all is useless--nothing kills
Death-How's that?
DiseaSe-They all take B~RANpRETH's Pute
IN the 18th Of Nav, 1885. these po,v
W truly celebrated Pills were first made
known in The United States.
DIR. b. Brandreth is of OPTION with his
grandfather. the late celebrated DIR. WIN.
Brandreth. that there is only one diseap
an impurity Of the blood, which by imne.
ding the circulation brings on inhamstlon
and consequent arrangement in the organ
or part where such impurity of the blend
settles; and that il is the different sppcar.
ances which this inflammation or deranee.
mcnt puts on, that have caused medical
men to designate such appearances by va.
nous names. but which are in fact only
the same disease, with more or less yiru.
ience. DIR. VIM. Brandreth was so fnllv
convinced Of the truth of the above simple
theory. that he spent thirty years 10 expe-
riment and laborIous research into the me.
dIcinal properties of the numerous plants
composing the Vegetable Kingdom; his
object being TO compose a medicine which
should at once purify and produce by spe.
chic action, a removal of all bad humors
from the blood by the stomach and bow.
els, as by the continuation of the use of
such a medicine, such humors are sure 10
he carried of !; ard the blood assume q
state oi purity ; and whoever takes these
Pulls. and perseveres with them, will be
satisfied that DR., VIM. Brandretb fultv At.
tanned his phiIanihropic object. II is now
an absolute and known fact, that every
disease, whether it be in the head or feet.
10 the brain or meanest member wheth.
er II be an outward ulcer or an inward
abcess. are all, though arising from many
causes, reducihle to this one grand effect,
namely, impurity of blood.
Therefore, impurity of blood is, in fact
the only disease we have 10 cure or. in
other words, our only object TO attain the
pest state oil health, is 10 purify and keep
N a state OF purity our circulating fluid.
W no ever knew any one iii whose blood
was pure ? Who ever knew any one in a
state of health whose blood was impurep
DR.. Brandreth's VEGETABLE UNIvERsAL
PlLLs, for purifying the blood stand unri.
vailed, and have only TO become known
10 be appreciated. in New York they are
almost the only medicine used, and abso-
iutely require three Offices for their excIu.
sive sale. Ia Philadelphia. they are very
highly spoken Of, and their sale is up
wards of four hundred dollars per week,
though scarcely introduced there twelve
months. Experience has fully establish.
ed them as the most invigoraling purga-
tive extant, and wherever they are intro.
duced they soon become known by their
own virtues.
REASONS Why they are especially adapt
ed to this climate:
No care required in using them.
no change of diet.
The body less liable TO cold when under
'helr iLliuehce than at any other time.
May be taken morning, noon, or night,
with a certainty of good results.
9E-No Chemists or Doctors have the
genuine ~Brandreth's Pills for sale. PvR-
CHASER ask 10 see the certificate of Agen-
Icy. All who sell the Genuine Medicine
have one.
II. r. GREEN, Gen .4gent,
NO. ~, Saratoga st. Getreen