Cheraw gazette. [volume] (Cheraw, S.C.) 1835-1838, 1837-08-23
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r0fr1r;n. .7uU Is, 1929.

fered extremely within ayear pouSSn'
the "Kaieeb Brjwmn," and was imme9dla'e'.
ly cured. by rubbing coptents of.one bottle
on the end Of my nose: >
|. Gratefully yours, JAMES GULL. ::
= (Tfaislation)
-: - =. CHam9uni May 80; 1890.
Illustrious sir; Hunting last fall; tWas.
buried. by an ava3anchc--frozen stitf-dnsg
out by my neighb urs this 'spsihg-thawed
by tive bottles. " J.
-, PIERRE HsANJACQUE:
My dear IIumbug, Some tenyears since.
was SO unfortuneate rs to-catch the "n1a-
MIA .a.potd," which continued to deludc my
system in an. extraordinary degree. From
1.-The combined efforts Of the two cpidemics,.
| have been in tho ''Insane Hospital" forty:
nine times. Cured BY my wife shouting
six times in my ear, "Keieeb Briwmn!'''
A. c.. .DEWBERRY. :
Philadelphia, Jan. 3, 1881.
-. Lyons Feb, 1881.
Mon cheur Docteur I.was one scrape
-sacre-telrible. was engng d to play
at de concert-de camPalgne was assem-
ble-de mare was dare. ef tou:e de nobi.
lie, when tuning my violin-parblue-de
string nsincreasuer-break no more good in de.
city. What | do? Lrub one leelle ofyour ::ke.
ecb Brjwmn" on de dos-back ofmy feeble,
when de strings grow out surprising long,
and Jour bein and savemy credit.
Mile graces votre medicine. : ::
|, PIERRE FRANCOIS. Z.
rNeuln, May28, 1885.
: Sir: was taken with violent attack OF,
the bilious fever. The canker collected on
my stomach. in prodigious quantities. 1
took Lobelia under Thomsonian, until
threw up every thing but my boots and Toe
nails, land entangled my intestlnes into hard,
knot. was so low that | had the. death
rattle in my throat, and the death dew on
my brow, for six weeks. Cured by1read:
ing the directions enveloping the bonle.-
Your medicines is invaluable.
WM. THROGMORTON.
Wilmington dug. 81, 1884:
Dear Baron: was blown up by the ex-
plosion ola powder mill a short time ago.,
when happening to remember that | had
some of your Kaieeb Briwmn in my pocket,
took but one drink, and came down as:
LIGHT as a feather. Your lriend,
JAMES AIRY.
These are bat a few ofthe 79l,7 cer-
tificascs which in the month of March, 1887,
had already been filled, yet they will give
some faint idea Of universal usefulness of
the "Kaieeb Brjwmn" Or "Grand Imperial,
Vegetable Renovator," and Doctor. Won
Humbug only asks of the scepacal to give
him a call and try for themselves.
n. D. Doctor Jansen Won Humbug is
the sole agent for this State, and of all the
Kajeeb Brjwmu offered by Thompsonan
Doctors or any body else, is worthless and
spurious.
N. B. End. Since writing the above we
have received by the Express mail, the fol-
lowing certificate
Tumbzng Springs, dug. s, 1887. :,
Most renowned and. humane doctor: |
deem it my duty owe to the sovereign peo-
pie and your puissant self to add my feeble
testimony to the numerous previous certti-
Gates of your invaluable kajeeb Brwmn
have been afflicted from my childhood
with all the diseases in the calender Of hu-.
man evils that flesh is heir to, apd part,cu.
larly with indigestion: and have tried all the
physiciansin the known world, and the eele-
brated "Vegetable Elixir" besides, without
finding relief, until met with your adver-
tisement; whenlo! upon reading II, and try
ing to pronounce the name oflhe medicine,
was seized with violent retching, which
continued until | had thrown up pair of
shovel and tongs, three legged stool, and
dozen of knives and forks I! wallowed
while was child through the carelesness
of nurse. | now cordially recommend it
10 the afflicted throughout the world.
Yours forever.
JOSEPH DUMFLUGGINS.
N. B. A supply of Brjwmn. never TO be
exhausted, is kept by MEMO N. NoBoDE
in the village OF NorulNG, three doors un-
der tie groggery; where tobacco chewers &
smokers are invited to smell the bottles gra.
tbs. Warranted to cure them of the ac.
quired taste for the sickening weed.
absence Of Mind.-Roue!la, the 'cele-
brated French chemist, was remarkable for
his extraordinary absence of mind. One
day in the absence Of his assistant, being left
to perform his experiments before large
class, alone, ,Ihe,said, "Genlemen,you see the
cauldron upon this brazier. Well, i'll were
to cease stirring for Ia single moment, an
explosion would ensue, which would blow
us all into the air." This was no sooner
said than he forgot TO stir, and his prediction
was accomplished; the explosion took place
with horrible crash, all the windows ofthe