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Morning herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1837-1840, 1837-09-12

JESSE CADY, Aucuone~r.
ny JESSE CADN. Store Nos. 4 IL An

JESSE CADY Auctlone~r.
b Day Al . S ps s ccse l and s ~ w.:
assrs LOT cash large and general Of sL<l
ng guns pistols se with AZ assortment, q GOOD ssis
uoh ~ an advertisement Of this kind
A. PrvaiS Sae-Io 600 dozen Combs, kindS
rely mag .nable
geo dozen Collars and Bosonis
,p5s 600 gross Buttons cost ves and Pearl dslss
n ni, STUFF Boxes, Pins, &c. &c Gc
cha asa Rhode e Island 'e"ssy ls'
,ionon Fr as gesensn Nj PECK who hough b
s G0 Is respectfully requested to call and eIe bis bill imss
si.iw
Street : .; gE :; CO.. Sore No lss Pea.
lion room, Hardware, Cutlery CONSISTING ~ % W.
DIRK knives Or cards and u dcIens and on
eye spectaeles; steel and brass taeled pistols nerpss
Fancy double es sos ss s. ..
periumery, French asd English wsier Ie
shoes. ' oo's' she
Also invsice Of Jewelry-Conssne Of rO,. se.,
riggs. Watches bresstpins, claim, &c. &c. ia
The Grotto-Ios Cedar street.
IL EDWARD RlLEY-lae assistant at the shades-re-
specially informs his friends and the public that lac has
up The above HOUSE where he intends keep choice
Welsh Raresis in their season sziw
a.. u NEW baaNDkETHIAN OFFICE, 10 wesl street.
f asSy tom ootand street, aud directly opposite the
Dr bransreth has established this Office fora Smple
touGn sunlclent reason namely because supply
the PUBLIC with the TRUE GENUINE Brandslh Pills re-
tail and whole sale.
The Office wi be open from in the morning O'Clock
the evening
STEAMBOAT PASSENGERS
wanr pulls previous to starting will find this Office peculiarly
convenient slim
IysTIUG TIOy ON TIE PIANO FORTE.
II Nes FRANCIS, from London who has for several
years given Lessons on te Piano Forte il this city respectfully
vacancies her classes and viii be glad instruct ION the
same liberal and advantageous terms which have heretofore
acquired for her so highly respectable and patron
aeD any young ade. who desire become proficient
players. residence, No. IL Watts saw
Morning herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1837-1840, 1837-09-12

CUCCORv-ioc asis Of superior suA,ity g~-wsn soees
~ ", received for sale upou the recrskc tssm
by DR. LEWIS rEUCHT~AhGRG,
suT removed 10 No. 2 UcuEsa.s~-. A.
Morning herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1837-1840, 1837-09-12

vU,o Txxr sSSIrok hhbs.MM nisx SPECIFIC
SYRUP all OF nerts. Ills generally known In this coun-
try that hc herb mecinss the safest 70 be taken
THIS Indian bpeehc syrup will Dyrepsy Liver Com
plnir Cholera Cramp ChaIcs, Cholera Morbus, shornes
OF nresst o. me Breast, 0ddnes Of the Head Loss
WORM sHkUP, of herbs for aged persons childenRe
moving tape worms - onE length from aged perons, and
sfice, No 16S Chuvch st.
UNIVERSAL SALvE for the core of xonpds and cores
Of l0ag staDdtng, and hss neverhevn hnovnso fail
COkN SALvE-Cosns cured In three app,isaons nv this
salve
BYE WATER, 70. weaA eyes dinness This wash !,
perfectly ss6e Or wesk Eyes
ssses tsv. The seh does not d cay aer usine thesr
v~A prepsr~d ,ov the cure Of rcts.s seurvy xiro, n
~ sss~iss Dody Mad. Two hssdrpd persons az
ring - wear hseaed N Neir ~ puksjr
Peons by leaving their nsmsssnd nsmbeis win NJ vailed
upon.
Chipping Leechiug done The proprietor kasnsc
this bis study three yea Ne win tc fosoz 81 NO
l55 Chorch street, New York sssts
Morning herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1837-1840, 1837-09-12

Ir To THE PRINTERs OF NEW YORK.-whereas
n report gone forth add generally credited that the
poSors Engaged u The Office Of the Daily News are Rats in
behalf take this method al cenyng the report
sI5'is. h. SUMMERS RALPHs
UCTION NOTlCE.-sale OF cisthng, dry qoodt
IN and pledged articles Tomorrow 10 o'clock in the sales
fine lot Of superior co,hng,
smeres linen, muslin calico, aquany OF jeweiry. silver
and plated n Watches and Other articles taken FROM
pawnbrokers si2 THoS BELL. AucL
UCTION NOTICE-Furniture-w at 10
n O'clock II the sales valuable aoi.men Of SUPER
furniture OF all descriptions, both new and second hand
SRA 9HOS BELL Abci
UCTION NOTICE-Elegant Furniturc-Thursday,
o. Sc Lagiu ST. Johns Park, comprising
neral variety every thing valuable elegant and useful IN
housekeeping; piaSos, sofas clocks vases casets cut
glass &c. si2St THUS. BELL hnei
A UCTION NOrICE--cataogoe sale Of warranted
Acty made furniture win take place this Tuesday, 18th
' sisis y 800 NV o. MrLDEBERGER.
V,O CAP MAX ERS.-sEALOTS-3 bales asserted
cslors and qualities just received and for sale Tow for cash
by si2as X BAGE CO., i57 Water st.
OsT-A diamond bres pin going from l75 Canal
IL 10 Laghl The highest value attached 70 this PIN from
geu~rous reward will be TO TIE finder by delivering
the the subscriber either a No ITO anal street or 81
No: N CourtIand st. hAtoN LEVY
si2iw-
CAaehan a., the sign of mo Mstake.o
Behold say, and ~ soy on oil,
To No Mistake 70 anil Inv clothes Tor the fall
Won yin find them from 81 TO ~i5 suit,
1 which are very cheap, and wears very good
Nmsmber tosave money Is inyour behalf
Then please 70 call IN Chatham y q SCI u
| number. sl2 Inn
Morning herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1837-1840, 1837-09-12


ON Sunday, 10Th inst al Elizabeth Port " j. by the Rev.
Dir Moore, Of Eiz abcth Town, Henry Fiager Isabel
daughter al Captain John Vanderbilt the former place
on sunday. 10th nst By the Rev T. j. Sawyer James H.
Griffin, To Mary 4. Carmsn all OF this city.
On sunday, 10th inst, by the Rev. r. j. SAWYER Gilbert
geam, to Is,nsa r. Schenck, all OF this city
On thursday, 7th inst, by the Rev. Air. STAR Edward o.
Byrne OF Savannah, 10 Ann Cunningham Of TINS city.
on Saturday OH inst, Chiffon Farm Cohoes Georre
Nayhew. Of Cohoes to Eliza Maple of Princeton, y. ).
AtNevburg Thursday 7th INST, Charles iiuse OF New
York, 70 Sarah r. Nicholson, OF the former place.
DIED.
on Monday Ilth inst Mary Reed wife OF Archibald Reed
In the s4h year OF her age.
Funeral win take place this afternoon al bah past O'Clock
nom No 20 Mott street.
ON Monday, nth inst, Elizabeth, youngest daughter ol
Richard Coup and, aged 2years.
The friends and relatives family attend
IN, funeral this afternoon O'clock from 12j Mott street
on Saturday evening last OF short Illness Grace Ann, young
est daughter Of William A. and Grace Ann Francis
on saturday 9th nst Fraoklo, soa Of Dane aud Elins
~. Bay.es, aged III months and l9 days.
On Saturday, Douglaswlam Robinson, son Of Douglas Ro
bipson, aged days Ut -
On Thursday oscar Augusta OF Samuel w. and Sarah
Dsbrow, IN the 7th year OF his age .
At Albany Robert Martin, prate formerly ose oil The edi
tors ofthe Albany Daily Advertiser, aged 80 years.
Morning herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1837-1840, 1837-09-12

SiLykk-sILyER-SI
ar small cnangc such shngs. xpences. ten and hve
ce,i reces will given exchange for gs, aavesor nuN
i,r dollars. Apply al the desk ofths office. sf2h
uy IrSuLvENT FIRE COMPARTMENTS
PLUS EARNiNGs-A meetng will he held on "wednesday
evening next at O'Clock, Masonic Hail. Broadway, OF the
toc kers who DESTROYS OF receiving the above sur
pus and of being ncaded in the therefore, res-
vral attendance IL desirable si&.,mSw-
boy WANTE u.-wnntsd, smart active lad, from
ID 7vesrs III nge. One that can write good hand and
would he willing 10 himself generally useful may bear
81 good situatoa ny applying Of the desk Of thisefee
sl2tw
LTRENCH. SWISS AND ERMAN GOODS.
" Thw offers Tor sale. I'm Quantities % suit the
tail ealer the following goo IS viz Hosiery colored gros
black gros de Swisse, fancy sk chay
nd hhet shaws printed baavennes, figured silks hgurcd
ch n,erincs Turkey red prints figured PLAIN striped and
ckcd Swiss uuslne, collars capcs and bands
Also, superior gum elastic suspcnders, suitable Tor er
chant tailov Ao fal jcwcly Also game 'es OF differ
xnt sizes ssd colors.
~hesp for cash J.r BLACK
si2-Iws l38 Pearl st. Wall, up stara
A CARD.-MRs JOHNSON respectfully informs her
n friends ard the - at she hes opened school fov We
insccr 81 yo.sg La |. the varsoss brsrh Of solid
The srstss I'm - paid - ssc morals and depor
n the pupils entrusted 70 her care.
Tuition ia music ands crg
Terms on auucatian will he found moderate
S<c School Ne 40 Harrison street, New Yors si;%
Morning herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1837-1840, 1837-09-12
Els BkITANslc MAJEsTY's Ccssug.ATr,
New XnrL LII AInr IeQr Z

Ut IN conformity with law passed by the Legislature OF
th state on The 2l day of April last entitled IAN Act
euae Toe powers ard duties Of Public Administrators andsur
roaes relative To the property and effects Of Foreigners
Netce Is hereby given that and aer this date the
perry and effects of all subjects Of His Majesty may
their way or 10 this city nestate property effects
arriving In tins state placed under the Office and
not under HAT Of the public administrator heretofore The
undersigned consequence herso requests notices here
toore sent TO the public administrator this
where information the effects subjects OF
his Resy shall al all times be furnished without any
charge whatever.
The health officer and others the Quarantine are respect
iuy requested TO make their Office
where all expenses connected herewith will be paid
Morning herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1837-1840, 1837-09-12
CLEARED.

Briggs Argus Webb, ST. Thomas; Jones, Huh, Charleston
fctou, Doane, Halifax: Granite Gray Wilmington Nesmtl
Leeds. Schr. Mary, Nickerson Boston.
AIslIEEn.
Morning herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1837-1840, 1837-09-12

EhEA ~ hEiEAO THE subscriber respectfully
- turns ms thanks 10 his friends and the public for liberal
encouragement gwen him since he establishing
Weekly Asze OF his Bread Owing arrivals of
Flour This week. holders have their and
held al ten dollars Barrel The weight of his bread
this week viii be ~ for shilling and "a for six pence.
IL can be had ct the size Bsdy OF Grand
Suffolk ss Dusenbey, Buckley l. Co l36 Cherry
Catherine market; H. Williams Co.'S 365 Pearl near
Frank 10 % Dearcy ST. ne ar the Bowery and ar
ms BAKERY, Soo, Cherry street. p. II. BRADY.
loaf. ri sS
Morning herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1837-1840, 1837-09-12

DHOSPIORUS.-Af few parcels of superior French
Phosphorus hand. for sale Wholesale and retail by
sl1 J. A. DAMOUREUX CO. SIT Broadway.
Morning herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1837-1840, 1837-09-12

kLEECKER STR Set GARDEN 255 near
- CarnneJOHN WYBLIE begs leave to return his most
grateful thanks for the liberal pas received
since opening the above establishment tn
announce 10 his friends ana the public that in addition 10 his
nrner premises he has taken In more ground ogether
very numerous collection OF and beautiful plants well
worth he notice OF batanists He has also engaged very
ect Band 81 Music attend Tuesday and Thursday
evenings His Confectionery and Ice Cream are OF the rst
quality, surpassed by IN this city.
The most strict order decorua is duly observed.
Vanilla Cream Candy Of the finest quality.
~. u. Ambulance q he Carder gratis an I9-lms
Morning herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1837-1840, 1837-09-12

ITO SPOHToMEN.-Ah horse, wagon and harness, all
Wi oe shot for at the Ned House. near I'd Ave
nue. or Weanesday 18th instant at IL A. NJ Also 10 birds,
each y dollars subscr ption wishing
house. sl2-5tA
Morning herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1837-1840, 1837-09-12
MAXINE Pnv HIIiNnS F rnsns 81

4 Offs To LET.-Roorly and convenient Ions IN
al Cedar street Alan, 1n2 BROADWAY. Annie N
22~ WILLIAM JACKSON, io1 Broadway.
DLEASE rO TAX a. NUT1CE.@L PIER
I SON co y Wholesale Cloak Washouse is IN T.sdsr
street. mp starr LADIES' oensneas asd Chldrrns cIonks
In great variety anIAim
ANEW yOHk AND BHOOKLYN OLAF
COThe Stockholders thss Company are M
The and last Instruments doe and they ire resues
ed call AZ the Trsasurcrs sce Ne Asor Hous~ Bsrcs
81, ard pay The same.
CoAL-The company Delivering from The yard
corner Of Greenwich and King aochoder wso ksw
paid up the four instalynents
,ilm' soLyMoN Brown PRESIDENT
II HEosOTE FDH TupTTtACu-in any evan
~ uty, may he bad, With frll dnectrns for u@e, Nv
ye2y Or LEWIS FEUCHTwAN8ER.2 Csrilapdt
GEuMA sUCCOEy COFFEE.-io cssss of
~ This superior article much approved - iWpang very
agreeable hsss 70 cceee r .dc npon ,he mos reasonable
eius, by DR. LEWIS FfUCHTwANGFR
a ofce Courtlandts n.
Morning herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1837-1840, 1837-09-12

IIALF PRICE MUA7C~-New AMI ssshonsbse as.
sved Mss'c Cor ne hanocvse ard vlste. as cess
n neRRIsoNs rIILe-rhe sesvs,. uvr,~s tyssv,r
sIMedsa 81 the Brsh College n Health k.eheN svm
= ceres 10 -. setam nRa KfN0's % staAA.
i1s-y H1 rnker street. seAr Bread~sv
Morning herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1837-1840, 1837-09-12

e. hEkkSWANTED FOR THE SOUTH WEST
book.keepers by double entry only demand The
and WATER sales of merchandise at Of ou
continent s year, viii far exceed in gloomy
euaions OF our responding SPECTATORS This
be plainly proved om the number OF book keepers
employed TINS month, al Firms Office for instructions
scepng NO. ia Broadway; also from the OF or
des receved by Mr. r. toeet supplied Salaries huctua
from ssoo to yi4Oo No student under
VIII DC received at the above ONCE which
open Tor The reception OF only young old who will IT,
accomplished in the shortest time possible and qualified 10
world " 49, "s
NIB Situations seasonaby procured for all as usual
Morning herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1837-1840, 1837-09-12

VANILLA CREAM CANDY-The subscriber has
brace the Sugar refining and hereafter Gregorys Vanilla
Cream Candy will be made Of refined sugar and for sale
wholesale and retail lSl William by H. Gregory and
retail, by j. w. Wilder, 52i Broadway; j. j. Codinglon,
49l Greenwich Mr. Burdge, 2z7 Spring Mrs. Lockhart
Hudson Mrs Vansein 1914 Grand ST. Mrs Hayes l53
Fuiton ST., Brooklyn. sll-lms
Iowa news. [volume] (Dubuque, Upper Mississippi Lead Mines, Wisconsin Territory) 1837-1841, 1837-11-15

Doggery was on about half way ground,
and that two settlements were about
equally represented. The fight CONF
ImaneedI tell you there was no time
ito swap knivesI pitched into Dan
twas Just like two studs kicking-we
had it so good and SO good for long
time-at last Dan was using me up,
when Squire Woods (who had got
through whipping his MANI slipped up
and legged for me, and l rather think
gave Dan Sigh kick-Dan sung out
and the Devils Fork triumphed.
/ reckon there were all sorts of 4th
July's cut over the fellows eyes-and
or nose and fingers were plenty. We
started home just about dark, singing
Ingen ali the way. ! didn't want Dad
Edy to see me that night, so / slipped to
the stable loft-next morning started
ont hear hunting, the particulars of
which ] will write you some of these
times. Ever yours.
PETER MILESTONE.
Iowa news. [volume] (Dubuque, Upper Mississippi Lead Mines, Wisconsin Territory) 1837-1841, 1837-11-15
Fru1a the Boston lnts-igE
TO A RORRIS.

Esoa, se1 -bsgas- spagrae: On tEaa l7se.
o. s.e-, and 10 fns sag.
Thy nosea sy.nd r1sz. ano soa % me
O. sTesiT ID iaey ing!
Sweet pir6 ihor an z EsndeTe- sss-
Thou E4ass no acar.ts u tss,;
TIER has. ID gscs g irouoif lSss-
No rinter IN tar rex.
O. happy bird, ] 3Onz . be
Companion d Iby araIt:
o. mad wings, IL ay win thss.
And nsret-nsFef paT1.
Tita o1oyart f,aarzs-frtsrs tsrda1s Ger.
We-o Fl: ,ss 2Eads-aYs sss-;
We uaany countries soaa Elsada SET
To Pzra6Iss EsF1 soaI.
Gene h.rs, sEeet 5;sd. con,-.ss. 0. us!
Come Ell p7ron r1y faano -
TneIe snail M harU .,s DONG - -nees-
Ass;a tar wings expand
Bu wins-T costs vii soon appssrs
Ard taos viii take rhy fight.
To southern c1i1ass. aaers no1gni Is dssz--
Where 6eias zfs eFe: bright.
Whes genial Spring sgain SEE,
Do tnos. gmssi bid. return.
And bsild tay aes Oh ina; zane ties,
And with ns here soeosgn.
Thr lisls oaes, In watch with care,
And keep ftaeis FOES ~ bar;
Tin they are Ssdg7d-snd able are,
Tosoar. with itee.--aSaT,
Iowa news. [volume] (Dubuque, Upper Mississippi Lead Mines, Wisconsin Territory) 1837-1841, 1837-11-15

KEEPsAKEs.-Few thing in this
weary world are SO delightful as keep
sakes. Nor do they ever, to my heart,
at least, nor my eyes, lose their tender,
their powerful charms. How slight,
how small, how tiny menori1 ss,es
a beloved one from oblivion; worn on
the finger, or close to the heart, espe.
cially if such loved one be dead. No
thought is SO insupportable as that Of
entire, total, blank forgetfulness, when
the creature thatonce laughed and sung,
and wept with us close to our side, in
our arms, as if her smiles, her tears,
her kisses, had never been. She and
them are swallowed up in the dark
nothingness of the dust.
Iowa news. [volume] (Dubuque, Upper Mississippi Lead Mines, Wisconsin Territory) 1837-1841, 1837-11-15
An HoNoRAn1r D..


), AN HONORABLE PIzDer.-1h,;.
the casual sway Of Napoleon il Fs e.'as
and when the CONSUMPTION. laae.
full force, there lived in on. 80. g ! .
provinces ofthe south very ,sed 4 y ~
whoexercised the profession i . nm!
and had twelve sons, all Of rha. .al'of,
we'd in the armies Of Napoleon. ' ne e.
one day having obtained leave = ta.y
sencc from their regiments, mad !. 20 a.
OF the opportunity to go and yis; tt t1 e
aged parent; but on their arrival vi . .ss
were shocked to find that he w, Wa, 'ney
du y in circumstances as tobe;nv..se. =.
OF food. No breadv excl,in. sn ant
oi them, tine man who ha, s;ss. ss :
conscr'pts to his country! We Ven mn. :.
procure him sustenance:-v.. mu'!
we are ourselves destitute: j, tb vr.
no pawabroker in the neighborho a,d;s
exclaimed the youngest, who 1 n',,sa
gIea. confidence in The compassion a.
! human beings, as well as reli,ne. !" ~
ms Creator. "A pawn-broker! WIZ :.
good would that do? We have ;na.. ~
nothing to PLEDGE sYou shall -. h,s
ther. Our father is known to i. =,
honest citizen, who has exercised IL
trade long enough, and being destitu,
OF bread, that il sufficient proof Of ii,
integrity. We have all served dur;n,
several years, and no one can cast ths
slightest imputation on our honor, :.
Let us pawn this shonor'-
there will be some one who will vii.
lingly lend US fifty louis d'ors on .ueh
a pledge!'-This idea was immediate.
~ approved of, and the twelve broth.
ers wrote out and signed on the SPOT the
following billet
"Twelve Frenchmen, (sons Of tai.
Tor, who, at the age of nearly ninety
years, is fallen into the deepest power
ty,) all Jealous in the cause Of their
country, request from the directors Of
the pawn-broking establishment the
loan of fifty louis d'ors, to assist an un-
fortunate father. sAs a security for the
payment we pledge our 'honor,' and
promise to repay the said sum within
the space of one year.
The billet was brought to the mo.
ney Office, where the benevolent di.
rectors Immediately counted out tn:
fifty louis asked for, and tore the OBJ.
legation in pieces; pledging themselves
at the same time to provide for the old
man as long as he lived.
IN. Y. American.
Iowa news. [volume] (Dubuque, Upper Mississippi Lead Mines, Wisconsin Territory) 1837-1841, 1837-11-15
pOQgzgaY.
TuE .LIss or HOME.
aY raoa. y. LIZZIE.

By Tgoz. II. sHsEyE.
Mine be the joy which CLEANS asoufd.
The hearth where pure affections dwell
Where lore eafo5so 10 smiles IS Quad,
And wraps the s5isi, wits its spell.
Iw,uN moi seek exei,emsni's vh:d,
Where pleasure wears Ger tinsel crown,
And Passion silsoss upward ead,
Neat, Hs:rsd's darby gathering f.o~n.
Tae desr.ss boyn forn Hssren ADORE,
Il cae which brightly hsiioEs hosne;
Wis s1aljsa; 70 1as szosid oflose,
...sss I If psrs 1isie gIsaol, Is foas.
1nere is sFDrzrag o.nsaEE.
Which rJasscsaiss t7s social shire,
Ro5s grisfof gioo1a aad 5osa irnoan
A JOY 20 gsaaas. al disins,
l.E'eacss froza ths Iini;isg ere,
E1ca DER AEsesion Eseerisss ;esiE
Il EFss deep passass 70 Is. siga
Waira ANGUISH from the 5osozs reads
], plsFs zroaai IL. smiling ls7,
Waea Lore bascEs ne sssstias i:r,
Ard spsrsIss IN sarh csp IRE sip
Kouad N. dcaasssis 5as.1 9. b.sss.
lie. c.ae- ss@I II rsss.a 81 fame.
A .slen6sd pain u.aesecE % .es5-
TS rather wear 4 iowiie- rEEne,
W!.n icYess ensizaE.zstE1s suaad ). SGD.
FaDsss 5Et s light 70 gid fae g-sse.
And sFeaa-b Gan arrer cslrn ire orcsss-
BIZ Lyrs. hzscFon On Liie7s wETe,
Ex.n s,vwe. sr seytss Is E.rJfes % -sE-
Iowa news. [volume] (Dubuque, Upper Mississippi Lead Mines, Wisconsin Territory) 1837-1841, 1837-11-15

Diogenese being asked, the biting Of
what beast was the most dangerous?
answered-"If you mean wild beasts
its the slanderer's; if tame ones, the
fatterer's.'
Iowa news. [volume] (Dubuque, Upper Mississippi Lead Mines, Wisconsin Territory) 1837-1841, 1837-11-15
RECENT Occurrences.

RECENT OCCURRENCES.
Squint-eyed fellow brought before
the Recorder for insulting female in
the street Severely reprimanded. Of
fender places the end Of one thumb to
his nose, joining the tip of his or her
thumb in a strait line to his finger.
Action evidently premeditated. His
honor says nothing, but looks a very
thick volume.
Lady arrested for shop-litting; shows
sincere repentance: weeps till her
handkerchief is wringing wet, and
expresses a wish to retire, and get a.
mother.
Mercury on Wednesday at SO de-
grees. Boy crying shot CORN" very
properly apprehended, as provoking
a breach Of the peace.
Man at Mobile goes down in d.
wing bell, but forgets to come up.
Great alarm in consequence. Careful
search made in one place only;-ought
to have searched divers places.
Locofoco sued for rent. Defends
himself with singular wisdom and in
genuity. Wishes to know, with be-
coming impressiveness, 'sif the eagle
pays for its rock, or if the fox makes
any return for his cover?-if the spar
row does not chirp rent free, and if
the rabbit does not burrow gratis?"
Magistrate admit locofoco's eloquence,
and landlords claim.
Exquisite tells widow that he shall
"sink into HIMSELF" if she refuses.
Widow says she hardly knows what
would become Of society, if such a
fashion was generally adopted.
Custom-house officer at New-Or-
leans seizes some hundred pairs of
stockings. Reason-fet-id.
Lady deserted by one man, appeals
to twelve. Declaration, that the roof
of her heart is SO much damaged that
another can't occupy. Five thousand
dollars wanted for repairs. Jury say
they'll think about it.
Fortune-hunter at the springs mar
ries the West India heiress. Regular
take in. Heiress says earthquake has
swallowed every rupee Of her estate.
leaving her nothing bat a lively trust
in her husbands affections.
Matrimonial alliance contracted at
the same place between the youngest
hope of millionaire and a celebrated
belle. BELIEFS beauty of the quadrill.
Young man, with settled determine
ton, looks her in the face for further
particulars, and wishes she had re-
NAMED an ungathered bud.
Editor in Boston discourses learned
ly about the succession to the British
crown in general, and the youngest
sister Of the queen in particular. Edit
ors in New-York, with unheard Of cru
city, perform the "C@sarean operation
upon the kings unborn, and "cut up''
the editors still born.
Young man crossed in love wishes
to live down in the grave. Looks up
on the wormy pitasa comfortable couch
cider down at the bottom, and silk
curcams at the sides. Resolved on self
slaughter. Calls an apothecary for a
dose Of arsenic. Instead of deadly poi
son, man gives him salutary aperient.
Purgatives fatal to romance.
Manufactures in Connecticut quits
town with young woman, without
the formality ofleave-taking.
Loafer, with ventilating rent in
his breeches, rolled off Coonties slip
by naughty boys. Rises at short dis
lance with whitening reproof in his
eyes, and dead eel in his mouth.
IN. Y. Sunday Morning News.
MISUNDERSTANDING girl Of twen-