The herald., 1837-03-11
The Lsafers ina the Field.
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Rcbelle! against the belly. - Certolnnus.

Rcbee! against the belly. .+-Certoanus.
Ignorance, folly, ambition, discomfort vulearty'
are the same in every land-,he same under any form
of government. There is no period OF public pros
perty that is not attended with degree of evil
xll classes of the people are equally content-not
equally successful equally Industrious The last
Two years in this city have been years of great pros
perity, and great derangement-grcat profits and
great losses-great excitement and great dsceutent
There has been general agitation III every branch
of industry and ether countries and other lands
the worst materials Of human nature have foated for
n time the top. After boiling over for many
months, the whoebo of the loafers in New York
have held their usual riots and meetings, and now
organised as apolnical party, determined to "dress
the commonwealth, and put new nap uponit."
tell thee Jack cade the eohier dcsstha
mqnweai,h and @ i9rn " and nd sci sci anew nsr aponlt . ~
neytt merry World Engisad >nce sent men came VI
Jsha The nobility Il ink scorn to aon leather aprons
The loafers are organised. We have Ming and
jacques, and SIAM and Bang, and Dang and Hang,
md Suang, ndFudge,a and Bulge, and Grudge and we
do not know how many thousand mere all in the field,
drumming and fifeng-determlned TO reform society
and set a new face upon the world around them.
The loafers organized. They are born with teeth,
like Richard Their pains of parturition were awful,
nalized the beginning of their great reform with an
original measure bring down the price of flour by
pouring il into the street, they now determined
10 carry the world by storm, put in loafer mayor,
and aoafer city government, and to change the whole
face of society in little less than time. In every
ward they holding meetlngs-denouncing the
banks-and crying out against the miserable rich de-
wills, who know not the extacy of empty pockets or
the happiness of hungry bellies. Sandy Ming and his
patriots have entirely outstnpped Jack Cade and his
rabble in the reign Of Henry vi.
Be brave then for captain is baye and elor
aon There shall be IN Ensa 5 eSen sa on on @ @
make felony link small beer al the ea shall be in com
am king tqr king will beI =
cade Thank good peoshere ere shall be no money all
s % eat ~ aa % s.n nav n.re Ike botbe and wop me Their
Dick The drs, thing we do let. kill all the lawyers.
Our modern Jack Cadc proposes the wonder
full reforms. As soon Ming and his troops CT loaf
ers have got hold OF the corporalion as they mean
10 do, if they can keep sober enough till that tme
they intend to make New York the great Athens Of
modern mes-lhe godlike city of the west-the
head quarters of gold, silver and beef n cent per
pound. All the flour is 10 be sold S. barrel i'm
medlately, and what they don't want is to be thrown
inte the rver useless. The oafer Mayor will take
immediate possession of the City Hall, live day and
night there, have his cooks and kitchen under way,
and deal out soup and roast beef TO the people with
out stint, and in large lcdefuls. There will be glo
nous times IN the Park and Battery. Sleeping
ihe grass and eating fat beef will be all their employ
menl. Wall street is 10 be boarded up, or let for
plot TO grow cabbages and parsley in. all the banks
and bank charters will then come to clese--mo-
nopoly will cease forever. Sandy Ming the great
leafer and Jack Cade of the day. has decreed damna
Ton to all the banks and bank currency in the
ry. The per currency will be taken and used for
lighting the segars of the loafer aldermen who,
soon as elected, will each gs pair Of breeehes
from slop shop, that will be taken under charge
rs Hart's flour was. For the first time the
banks in Wall street will then shell out specie-no
in handfuls-but in shsvelfms. The eagles, half ca
gles quarter eagles dollars, half dollars, will be run
ming up and down Wall street. and absolutely of their
accord going into the pockets of the great loafer
reformers.
great reform will also take place in the PRISONS
and courts of justice. Sing Sing, Bellevue, Black
wells Island the city jail, will all givoup their tenants,
who will thenceorwad be the great oaier lords ofthe
city, and do nothing but promenade Broadway each
with joint of cold meat asd jack knife their hands,
eaimg The Judges, Police Justices, Officers and all
Constabes will be capped into the Penitentary, and
set TO earn an honest living either by picking oikum
or hammcring stone. Most glorious times for
thieves, pickpockets rogucs rioters, and loafers!-
They steal any more, for they will have need
of They will never again pick pockets, for all the
pockets Of the rich rascals in the city will have been
picked in the first week Of the dynasty and there
will be nothing pick afterwards
The Washington and Fulton markets will be also
reformed In three days after the Loafer Mayor and
Corporation are in power, large fires will be erected
around the markets, hung with kettles filed with fat
beefor the loafers around TO eat and he joyful. The
market women and the butchers for the high prices
will be turned out of their precincts neck and heels,
and thence into the penitentary, states prison, or
either Of the rivers just they may choose, or
cording to the and convenience.
But we must stop. 1t is utterly impossible 10 emu
merae all the great changes that will take place when
rhe Loafer ticket aided by the Hamblin gang, will
succeed in New York At this moment there il a
complete unon between these precious squads Of
hickens. The penny organ of the Loafers is
aged by of the convicts Of that famous gang and
the promugator Of the principles, as they call their ri
dculous notions on banks and currency, are its daily
topics and constant theme.
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