The Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1837-1867, 1837-11-07


MAR nnatomsts who examine the human bowels
after death and hence the prejudice OF 'hese wen
informed men against the quack medicines Oh tne
age The second effect ofthe VEGEIABLE LII IL
PILLS is to cleanse the kidneys and the bladder,
and by this means, the liver and the lungs, the
heahful action ofwhich entirely depends upon the
regularity of the urinary organs. Inc Diood WHICH
takes lis red color from the agency OF the ver ana
lungs before it passes into the heart, being thus pu-
rfed by them, and nourished by food coming from
the clean stomach courses freely through the veins,
renews every part Of the system, and trlumphantiy
mounts the banner of health in the blooming cheek.
The following are among the distressing variety
of human dseases,to which the Vegetable Life Pills
are we'll known 10 be infallibe:-
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the first
and second somachs, and creating flow of pure
healthy bilo instead of the stale and acrld KIND
-FyatulenCy, PnipitatiOn 0fMG Heart, LosS Of .AP-
petite, Heariburm ind Head-ache, ReStlcssncss, H.
temper, -4n1iety, Langu0r, ma 'Nctanchoty, which
as natural consequence of its cure. CoStt0eacsS,
by cleansing The whole length the inestines with
solvent process, and without violence; all violent
purges leave the bowels costive within two days.
Diarrh0ca and CAOiero,by removing the sharp acrid
fluids by which these complaints are accustomed,
and by promoting the lubrcative secretion OF the
muscus membrance. FcccrS Of all htnds, by restor-
ing the blood to regular circulation through the
process of perspiraton in cases, and the thor
ough solution of all intestinal distractions in others
The LIFE PILLS have been known to cure Rteu-
matiSm permanently in three weeks, and Govt in
half thai time, by removing local inflammation from
the muscles and Saments of the joints. DrOpStcS
Of all kinds, by freeing and Strengthening the kid
neys and bladder; they operate most delightfully."-
on these important organs, and hence have ever
been found certain remedy for the worst cases of
GrdUeL. Also, Worms, from dislodging from The
turnings of the bowels the slymy matter to which
these creatures adhere; asthma and Consumption,
by relieving the air vessels Of the lungs from the
mucus which even slight colds will occasion, (which
if not removed becomes hardened, and produces
those dreadful diseases. Scuoy, Ulcers and meet
crate Sores, by the perfect purity which these Life
Pills give to the blood and all the humors ScorbutC
Eruptions and Bud C0mplccl0nS,by their Alternative
effect upon the fluids that feed the skin, the morbid
state of which occasions all EruPti0e complaints,
SaL0ac, CJoudy and other diSagr cca6te OmpeGiOns.
The of these Pills for very short time, will eff
feet entire cure of Salt rhcum, rySipeLdS, and
striking improvement in the CicarReSS Of the slam.
Common Colds and Influenza, will always be cured
by DOSE or by two, even in the worst cases.
PiLeS,-as a remedy for this most distressing and
obstinate malady, the Vegetable Life Pills deserve
Il distinct and emphatic recommendation. tits well
known TO hundreds in this city, that the Proprietor
of these invaluable Pills. was himself afflicted with
this complaint for upwards Of thuty;f0e gears, and
that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed with
in the whole compass of The Malera Medica. lie
however, at length, tried the medicine which he
now offers TO the public, and he was cured in very
short time, after his recovery had been pronounced
not only improbable, but absolutely impossible, by
any human means.
DlhGC IIONto FUN OSE-l lie proprietor OF
the Vegetable Life Pills does not follow the base
and mercenary Practice olthe quacis fthe day, in
advising persons to take his Pills in large quantities.
No good medicine can possibly be required.
These Pills 10 be taken at bed time every night,
for week fortnight, according to the obstinacy
of the disease. The usual dose is from to 3, &C
cordng 10 the constitution of the person. Very del
icate persons should begin with but and increase
as the nature OF the may require; those more
robust, of very costivo habits, may begin with
3, and increase to 4, even Pills. and they will
effect sufficiently happy change to guide the pa
tent in their further These Pills sometimes
occasion sickness and vomiting though very seldom.
unless the stomach is very foul; this, however, may
be considered favorable symptom, the patient
will find himself at once relieved, and by porsever-
ance will soon recover. They usually operate
within 10 or II hours, and never give pain, unless
he bowels are very much encountered. They may |
DC taken by the most delicate females dnder any
is, however, recommended that
hose in latter periods ofpregnancy should take but
)ne at a time and then continue to keep the bowels
open and even two may be taken when the patient
s very costive. One pill in a solution of two table |
spoons full of water, may be given to an infant IN
the following doses-a tea spoon full every two
hours till it operates; for child from to five
years OF age half pand from five to ten ,one pill
THE PHOENIX BTTTERS, are so called, be-
cause they possess the power of restoring the ex-
pring embers of health, to glowing vigor through
out the constitution las the Phoenix is said to be re-
stored to life from the ashes of its dissolution.
The Phoenix Btters are entirely vegetable, COM
posed of roots found only in certain parts of the
western country which will infaby cure FEVERS |
AND AGUES of all kinds; will never fail to eradi- |
cate entirely all the effects of Murcury, infinitely
sooner than the most powerful preparations of Sar- !
saparrilIa, and will Immediately cure the determin-
alton of BLOOD TO THE HEAD; never failing
in the sickness incident to young females; and will
be found certain remedy in all cases of nervous
debility and aceahncsS the impaired constitu-
tons. AS remedy for Chronic and In4ammatory
the efficacy of the Phoenix Bitters will
be demonstrated by the use of single bottle. The
usual dose of these btters is halfa wine glass full
in water or. wine, and this quantity may be taken
two or three times day. about half an hour before
meals, or less quantity may be taken at all times
To those who are afflicted with indigestion after
meals, these bitters will prove invaluable as they
very greatly increase the action of the principal Wis
cora, help them to perform their functions, and en-
able the stomach to discharge into the bowels what
ever is offensive. Thus indigestion is easily and
speedily removed appetite restore d and the mouths
of the absorbent vessels being cleansed nutrition is
and strength of body and energy of mind
are the happy results. For farther particulars Of
MOFFAT'S LIFE PILLS, and PHOENIX BIT
TIERS, apply at MIR. Mofat's office, No. SAG Broad
way, New-Yor>, where the Pills can be obtained
for S0 I,or hov "A tbo