Morning herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1837-1840, 1837-10-09
WOLF MEL L.
From our evening edition Of Saturday.
Fanny Wright's me w In n gled Notion

Tor sne is IN the scar ana yellow lcdi - 80 80
Fanny who has had crack at almost every 'hhg ior
the last fifteen yearssfrom the French regciae ro"oy
ismup 10 settling the vast concerns OF an eternal
scene'-who mas "moved heaven and earih and
kicked hell from the face Of acknowledgement and
laid down laws for the angel Gabriel and proved that
washngtons trumpeter Gideon is the man appoint
"a TO sound the last trumpet at the resurrection NOR
ning-Fanny. who has fallen in love with French
men iddles and antaslicals of every grade, shade,
character and caste,--has modestly made her nine
hundred and nney-nnth movement in the queen CT
" of the Empire State by coming out at the Masonic
Hall in the character of lecturer commerce, in
which she declares that Martin Van Buren, has, bona
fde made formal declaration of love for either her,
self or her system" preparatory to putting the same
in practice from end of the Union TO the other.
Soon after seven clock last evening, every seat in
the large room of Masonic Hall was occupied by a
curious collection of christians and nfidels, wings
conservatives, locofocos, lOafers loaferesses, and
otis true tis pity, and pity It's true,
not few fine looking lades--most of them being
unmarried
Fanny came forward on the platform, with afrown
on her furrowed brow, and many wrinkles on her
w.thercd checks; and after slipping something from
goblet on the table, Fanny eschews Temperance So
cietes,) and few locofoco hens and haws, common
ccd her discourse upon commerce by informing her
fair and foul hearers of the fact that there more
or less of TRUTH or less oferror in every thing
under the SUM-" and that when the truth was un-
questionably deficient it would be found, after a
full research and patient investigation, that this was
owing to the prepondcrapse of error and rice
At the announcements this great discovery and
addition to the doctrines of locofocoism, the ladies
looked lovely-the loaferesses seemed asonished
and the leafers and locofoces absolutely yelled with
delight Fanny proceeded:
"All knowledge came to man some way or other ;
If il didn't come from God il didfrom the devil; pro-
vided always that it could be proved there dew
land if it didn't come from either of these func-
tonares why, then il was her decided opinion that it
came from somewhere else-posslbly from the angels
when they took unto themselves wives from the
daughters of men," How she obtained her knowl
edge, whether from Satan or the Queen Of Shcba-
would form the subject of a succeeding lecture. But
she slightly hinted as well we could understand
her. that for the future ladies would be conducted in
the car of conceit along the railroad Of rowdysm to
the habiiaton of happiness by means ofanimal mag
netism
She continued
Men were men and women were women, and that
the scripture saying, that man anda woman by being
weak invention OF the priests. She had been single
ence-she was now married-she spoke from expc-
rience-men and women were as completely two at
ter marriage as they were before and that to what
ever extent any of the family Of the banks might in
termarry with any Of the family of the States, they
also would be two distinct things, as much as her
self and her husband, and their divorce just easy
and natural as the divorces that constantly grant
ed to uncongenial couples all over the Union. For
her own part she wanted divorce, and would use
eyerymeans in her power to procure one without loss
of time; for she was getting old and hadn't much
time to spare.
"The world was IN a wretched state
Twas very good world @ liyein
But 10 beg or to borrow aud get hold Of ones own,
Twas the very worst world that ever was known
BY the aid Of the Locofocos and their l2i cents
head she would Sc, rghtrsgIate the affairs Of the
universe-aboish shinpasters- parsons to pur-
gatory-fnd protector for every pretty girl in the
place-procure dvorce-narry Martin Van Buren,,
Become the mother Of or
locofocos and Fanny Wnghts. She could not be
otherwise than right-she always had been Urigh
and, though married, still retained her Wright
name.
"Congrcss had always been composed OF old wo-
men-ihey never knew any thing-and If they STUN
bled the right track now, it would be because they
had tired every wrong one previously The beginning
Of the base banking system made by Hamilton
who Struggled the commercial treaty with Great Br-
tain through Congress, when its members oil
drank He also gave the British tories claims on the
landed domain Of the West whence nobody but the
devil could drive them out
The domestic debt rs sweed and funded by Ha-
milton, was only seventy Millions yet the stock
jobbers, and Stockholders, and stock holders, and
stock tranferers, and Jews and Gentes bu, no inf.
dels claimed nominal debt Of ninety millions Great
Britain hod no wealth not copper. Their only ca
ptal was their debt; and this through the hocus no
Gus Of banking and funding was called capalD
"All the townships, and cities and pleasant place,
in this country including many of the pretty women
were the property Of foreign scoundrels and repub.
can reprobaies these had devoured all the wealth OF
the old world on their own hook and by the ass,s,.
ance Of Satan and his son Nick Blddle, had swallow
ed all the wealth and great many Of the women in
the new.
The COMMERCIAL Treaty at the close Of the 70.
,ou,ionary war and the funded system had blasted
al the good frv gained by the Declaration Of indie.
pendencc. Tho British banking and funded scheme
Sc, in operation ~ this republic had re- Effected the
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