Rutland herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1823-1847, 1837-04-04
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THE TROUBLES OF COURTSHIP.
A TRANSPORTING STORY.

Be!ored Reabr ;-Doub,les. the fascination o f
this ti,u,r will move You to pnss over these Prefa-
tory rcma rks to that paragraph which forms the
nencemen, of this story as this true legend is in
dned only for ladies, and know 1t to be rule
with them % pass over the outward man. TO the
treasures contained within even as thcy leave
tho paste % cooks and kitchen girls, but mix the
ingredients Of the mice themselves. Beloved res-
dsrs, oy more properly speaking, Beloved Lades, to
show that uuderstsnd human nature, aud to save
YOU, dear souls. the trouble, commence the story
at the beginning. Wherefore. all readers who arc
looking below, with female 'nquisiivenes. for The
story or the catastrophe had better save their time
and commence where | did.
SsIIy Loveonc lived with family in the inferior
of chs Thanksgiving loving State, where she ass
instructed in the mysteries Of spinning and wcav-
ing and the fabrication of pumpkin pies out of vel.
low potatoes and IN these desirable qualifications
Sally wss we'll initiated before the commencement,
Of this story. Sally was good girl, that is. she
could IN huge back log and mend her own stock
ings but she had two Of tho fsiings so universal
in your sex, end agsips, the indulgence Of whic b.,
I Intend at sofne future time to advise you. Sal
~ never cav riding whip long as her tongue.
and riding whip did much execution among
sssuly children, as did this ssme OMNIBUS weapon.
Bot 10 addition her love of arg uuient sally would
---thc SCI are tH aiAe mas btcH pfnheA upon NY
own persoa-Ssliy would fall in love and when
shs set shout il, rock never sank deeper IN water
lhsp Sally did ~ love, and said rock never made
more splsshing than DID SsHy's perpetual motion.
] never heard her talk bv, once aud, by the bles
sings OF good pair Of heels. never will sgsin.-
a mutton chop which she was braing 81 The time
sss absolutely oorered g.ih huge drops Of persp
ration, and the batter she had pu, upon il positive.
" stopped melting. 10 astou'shncni. For myself
~ss skulkag swsy. but the seneh lsid both ha nd.
on my quese. and held nc fast us'il l tainted. -
How 20, out Of the house wih unstokea bones
10 yet . mystery TO me but when recovered m,
senses, Sally was singing II nothing had hap
pesed.
have never passed by that house since. all housl
am swsrc that Salty has been marrsd. and la
gees To i've ~ the Western country yet Cannot
nss'er nv Tears sufficiently to enter that kitchen
ha, Ia my story which cane from Saliy's mistress
HAPPY woinsu rhe wss hard Of hearing.
Sally Loss7ne iauielsd lnto . puddle OF tie ten.
der passion. merely through obstinaey slihougi
.ss made many sOfoi s'rogsiss. snd threw sbGs
her limbs like drowning person. che ~ss only IL
up 10 her spkles. and nigh, have walked oct will
TIE smsllss, eIeriion. II she had been Inclined
Dat alas che vss not inclined, for che had stolen
apples 10 her yosih. and keew fall well that sou
grsPss vefs eester than sweet cnes. n che bo
hsipss hsref ias,ssd Of being helped. The pls,r
trsth 70 her mistress wished TO cook up match be-
tsssa sally, her e~Os. and hsr o~n son bot Sal
sss I'll erinssons. sas tbe modest yosib elaSs