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ny MR., COOKE Pppneor and Manager Of III. Circus
mot respectfully and gratefully presents his hckno
To the PuL Now York tor the support afforded him
profess ly ana privately His SEASON at the CIRCUS will
Fl day Feb H. but he begs advertise the
first appeaarce OF hs whse Company ana stud 81
Horses Il the New American Thea Bow Monday
Feb Goth in the Grand Spectacle Drama OF MAZsPPA upon
which the whole of AIR Cookies London Establishment
will be to bear including frs class OF Ar
department Damatsts Pantomln'st. Dancers comhaans
fun and scientific Orchestra conducted by ackno
legged merit Dresses Costumes Decorations SUIT. of
press prepared London md of the endia
be md ofthe magnificent description aided By the
dant resources of the Bowtry Theatre fiT-2t
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MARRIED.
On Tuesday evening, the lh by the Rsv Mr. Johnson
David Brown Hawkes. Esq., ofpswlch Mass Miss
tharne, daughter OF MIR. Isaac Ball, Of this city.
At Brooklyn L. hs 18th by j. Spencer,
Mr. Jas Seymour 70 Miss CathQrme Cook daushefof DR.
Andrew b. Cook Y. g. Navy al OF the former city
At Great harrington Mass Feb By the Rev Sturges Gilbert,
Mr. Henry Warner OF Wat roo NJ " Mlss daughter
Samuel Rosscter, of the former place.
DIED.
On Thursday morning, 18th Judah
respectable inhabtant OF this city, aged VI years.
On Thursday 18th inst, Samuel Moon aged IA, of Mr.
Joseph Norton
On Tnun ay sth inst Of consumption Mr. Frederick Kendall
aged D yean.
On Thursday morning 18th instant Of consumption Eleanor
b. eldest daughter of the late Edward c. Priest aged
On Thursday mning sIh inst Mary Elizabeth daughter Of
DIR. stephen X. Harris, aged and months.
On Thursday ishas Francis Of Joseph and Ann Char
lotie Baggot, aged and "a days.
Funeral o'clock Sunday the 10th inst from iss Rvinesn
street
tnas W. Day, agcds3 years.
The friends othe family invited her funeral
ocosk from the residence Of husband s7s
Broadway, New York N. }.
AT Paterson j. 18th inst, James Qun, eldest OF
Patrick Gum. Of tins city.
At salisbury someet Nd the inst Miss Martha
X White celebrated dwarf only y inches high and aged about
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park THEATRE.-rHis EVENING viii he per-
cLARI-Duks vvaIdi, Mr. whsatey-Jocoso Richnes-Ca
riS sxlssI, r. he In:erss Of Of osr 49,
cA AfI Tash the sN Gsp ss g ~
Catherine, Miss r. wheat.ey
Doofs at Of Performances commence at before
soc". Boxes u; Pit SO cts; Gallery IS els
FRANKLIN THuATRE.-rnIs EVENING will
THE YOUNG REEfER-JuIan, Mrs Kent-simon Penny, Mr..
Anderson. s
sT1eads with the Grasd Legendary Tale Of Horror entitled
Warner Mr. John seton-Adine Mrs. Kent-Rosolia Miss
Doors open ats. Performances commence at clock pre.
cisely. Boxes SO cents IN rs.
NATIONAL THEATRE-THIs EVENING w,lbe
nv q arsssNb Ss F cHospunme c.e. NJ
Mrs M sket Mr.. Watts
After which. the Nuiiacal Piece of
TOM CRAGLE-Ton CrHge, Mr. j. II, Scott-Elizab:t TIL Mrs
Watts.
GREEK kf and be oFPRsR
The Death S,rugg for Nations Frredomi
WIhnew and Appropriate Scenery Dresses Music Properties
Banners, BanneIets, Suits fAmor, Weapons of Warfare
HORSES, cAMELs, DReMEDARIEs ELEPHANT III.
BRAS, DC.
engaged or express purpose
eeat the extraordinary effects attacked tins production
Doors open at Performance Boxes 81 Pit
80 cents Gallery 37t
NOW EXHIBITING at the American Academy,
bme painngs The Temptation ana Expulsion OF ADAM and
EVE painted by Dub@af the king Charles X, Of France,
They hive been exhibited during the foar OF the
ncai c. Of the United states, to as lively qualification OF
Abundance 25 cents. Season tickets cepts.
noor. open from sln The morning, al At night
The Agent confidently assures the public that is viii be the
ast eShon as TIC pictures shortly to be retained TO Eu
The is kept constantly warm. sssm
AMERICAN CIRCUS AND AMPHITHEA-
"A TIRE, RICHMOND HILL, Corner vanck and Charlton
streets y
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uCOMPLIMENTAR BALL.-At mee,ir

pCOMPLIMENTARY BALL.-At a meanr Of
the pups and friends Of Mr.. n GRIFFITH held Masonic
Hall "Wednesday evenisg. Jan. n, on notios q
Resolved That practical the private
character Of Mr. GRIFFITH gentleman. and his
fcatons Professor Of Dancing tat tender
pmen Ball. to e given at Nbos Saloon Monday evening
Feb, 9Th
Tickets three dollars, including Supper, admit Gentleman
and tive Lad Extra Ladies tickets, dollar each
Tck BE- procured Of the following Comm OF Arrange.
ments-E r. Wolfe Chatham ST.; J. r. Robinson, Ham.
o0d street. A. L. Fshef 10 Cherry street, Brown, lea Chat
ham street. w. J. Car, IT Wall street. flt-iw
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INDIAN DyE-wnrsn,ea tn - \ ar icia h tie dye
, ne he Hsm b,own iei hack. For sIc al
dsif HOPPER'S Pharmacy, - " oaawsy, cor vrashls.
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WAsHINGTON,s BIRTHDAY BALL.

nr MR.. PARKER has the ann.nce to his friends
and The public that he intends Grand Military and Civic
Ball Wednesday the 2en last In commemoratoa OF the
lusnous Washington.
Dancing past eight and continue
iii a late her.
Tickets admission 81 admit gentleman and his Ladies
10 the the several mart al and popular VIII
be payedb by the Band. leader. Mr.. Brown flsit
TEXAS SCRIP WANTED.-wanedt purchase.
few shares Of the Colorado and Red RIVER Texas Land
Scrip holders of the Scr who wish 10 sell low will do
VOL add,ess T. box Ne TOT Postofce hear
Of purchaser. fl, 2w
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w ANTED-Severa Agents. To procure subscribers for
w topular and useful Publication this city Newark and
Brooklyn Inquire at IS Bowery evening of each day Of
t9-2ws BIJSHNEII.
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CARD.-s WI BRYHAM respec falIy informs hs friend,

A CARDS W BRYHAM respec fully FIRMS his friends
IA and the public that e has completed the his
Saloon attached hs Steam Confectionery FIR the
accommodate ofaies and getemen much improved
plan and ned for the s. W. Il.
thanks for the patronage he has heretofore
ard pledges hmsetkat nton shall be paid
hs friends respectable and select ase all the deca
they Ia lc. Creams, soda Water,
Mead, Lemonade, Coffee, Pies, Cake, &c. &r.
Conectisnares usual the improved principle
steam Confectionery directly
posite to IRWIN :ston 81. s. w. BRYHnM flstf
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Jul and others niorreo that Consequence OF the
prses dea ded for the Of New York
induces offer ~ the above lots for sale
the most accommodating terms 70 those who viii immediately
kaid they for sale for immediate
provcment
The property situated mile Of Hoboken Ferry
and about 30 rods m the Eysan Fe d situated IT. and
elevation For heath prospect and beauty II Cannot
Having nube and Commanding III
the together with the cities Of Ne~ York and Brooklyn with
their various rivers, harbon and shipping.
The 81 the above lots DO not exceed third that Of
Brooklyn, wiansrrh, and staten Island having tre
less the of New York far less al
vantage, as may be show visiting the lots.
Enquire of G. BROWNING, the premises al his Office,
No. III Wall st. N. v.
Pesons purchasing and wishing contract, will have
beautiful and convenient cottage butt for them nt from ESQ p
$1,000.
Also, small houses IN lot togcthor with suitable gardens
tachcd. Possession given list of April and May fi7Ims
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j. r. DIETERICH, Asctionee,.

AuctlOneef.
RYF. j. BEARNs co. Store No. 5s Pearl ST. corne, AZ
~ Wal 81. " - 1880 v.
THIS DAY-Ats O'Clock AZ the auction room-Hsrdware
Cuey-ConsIstng OF pocket and dirk knives
IN do1 scissors 10 dozens and cards; needles caDnsiers
ana esi double ana singled speceaces steel bsnss
pIleu pistols percussion tnmbls, kAitng needles,
hooks aud eyes, &c dc - >'
Fancy Goeds-Conslslns ofdoe cologne OIL per
i"eiy iIcneh and English soap, lavender water, dc.
shoes. n ' ao"oi 'S."is' poso'iS, oooS anu
ao an invoice OF ar rings finger rigs
-se pms chlils, &c Ike. JED
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EDGAR JENKINS, A.ctioneer.
7 "A III y u0IIaE AMI or ON MAnnnrn

VALUABLE HOUSE AND LOT ON MACDoUGAI STREET
ERANKLIN ~ JENKINS will sell at auction on
Tuesday the 2ls February inst at clock their sales
Room, No IS Bread Street ~ ~
The two ST BRICK front House with basement No 1888 Mae
douga street the stery sde and lining the rear OF St
Clements Church The o Is by 100 feet;
gooa sized family has folding do The paTo good brick
tern IN the yard pump aud the block clearly
Three thousand 10 hundred and IF dollars can on
fISdts S''
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III NM. COWARD the /" Greaf Teacher" Of Music
Duncing pennanshp, &C Six Lessons most respectfully IN
,U.@ y: and he public that he VII remove on the s Ct
tween Canal st. and the Persons upper Of the
cry foot III rail road fI8 itHs
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D This day y, a. store, Nos III and Water ssrs<s
ana eensfa assortment Of shelf hardware gallery ian o.
AN ssonsn ~ zap ciosihnx pistols drks &C wits
fe nanero sS to nsn assa 70 . soss and
~ rnvaie Sale-I0 900 dozen asss. - III ,a
imaginable Suuesyi of every var10e1
zesO aoxen Collars and Bosons
20 casks Table Cutlery Tea Trays, &c Fire naso. - a
pieces. S' ~ '"scs and nm
5oUso Needles asseedrom IL, Eemmngs and Gs,m.o IA
sveS gross Buon Coat Vest and Pearl subject 10 ,s.
which Will be taken in payment ' " "e"eHsfet
Also, -luH Boxes, Pins, dc. &c
Also Germaa French aad Rhode Island JewcIlrv lou r.;
Watches, Guard Chals. ~ '' ~ pslcau
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NJ "a ROOks.-Tre ife Of Thcmas Jesrr-oo thsrs
IN pr- dent Unit stse-. with parts o br ccre~po.-
A. ,ey " pbrhcd AID notices a. his Opinions F'~
TO-. ~ M nstspAl p~lcy ard ccnssut o Al law,
y U~rrr Tucker Professor of Nor lPklsophy tbs Unveuiy
81 VIZ Also 1ufs. Rsmasate, By Boz, with her niss~
"GIew C SHEPARD ~ BrosSwsy.
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EXTRAORDINARY ATTRACTION,
At the
n u q l. u GICAL NSTITU II f

EXTRAORDINARY ATTRACTION,
ZOOLO GICAL INsTIT TIE,
THE Public informed that order crafty the
juvenile class the introduced the centre VI the
hall circle OF lis feet circumference for the OF
forming The Elephant Camel Ponies and Monkeys The general
performance Of the snnasn the crco w take place 81 and
Mr. VAN Aa1BURGH will enter The Cages =; sa oelk NJ
lnmed aey afterwards the Animals De fed in
the audience.
Admss 50 under years age, half price.
S.ason Tickets at SO,
n- Visitors have free admission the Bowey Reading
o2i-tf
BILLIARDS IMPKO VED.-Gcstl-men wishing Ia
- play at Billiards purchase tables invited call 2s
sos broadway where tables and the
-dIan Rater cushions slate and
with iron eagle frames end common tables above will be found
the largest and Offered 10 the public
70 these who wish 10 purchase ut ss notice they
packed az days notice.
B. Orders fora thing this line with cash good
to BASSFORD, s6 Broadway, wlrec prompt asntioH
nisu
NEW YORK NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. regular pul,
he sales of Horses Carriages Harness, &c,
place at hs web known establishment Monday elk
The next sale will Moniay AT ~
o'clock and all Horses Carriages &c intended for tins SALE
be shcwn and entered before Saturday. next 18th February
at S O'Clock, p. M.
fIi-lwy JOHN w. WATSON. 446 Broadway
A THENAEUM HOTEL, BROADWAY. cor
n al Leonard seetTbc having fitted up the
above estab smeDt ir the Travellers
ancnt Bearders socis the favor and of hs friends
the patronage OF tho public assuring them s nothing will c
wanting the part o those belonging tn his household
thai would be k enhance
and render their stay at the Athessa Hote both pleasing
agreeable.
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WKECkENs DISQUALIFICATION for, he
w New Era Of yesterday rurper and shcv We publish
the above pece u - stined abortion o press Tnerc
Il about thrv instances Of and
mispnntsr
The public that DESTROYS o. having splendid dramatic
gem, type handsome verbatim from tn Loo
don s the 81 ervsen Of lanes sheridan Knowle
do so by applying at the Dramatic Repository OF
r. MENARD, ca Division It,
Also Elton Harrison. Is FULTON st; H. a Lapsey 81
Chatham 4; H. g. Rayuor ~ Bowery O. Brs way
smals Pearl and OF al the respectable book sellers IL The
city
-. BE particular II asking Tor Menad'. 'co f7a
< ~ y & IDAN KNOwLfss' sew clay The week
- e.. Daug ter VI ms asis
ION a ira ely w 81 ~, by rafourd.
The OUCH IS DE LA VA LlbRE apaay In ac,s, by v.
L. Bulwsr ESQ., sutho Of e'y DC or all At he boukstofe
~ g, J. FOLSOM, - yuton at,
fiyU dor shove Pearl
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WANTGD-A Superintendent Of . Soda Water Estsblsh-
nsnt Any Sne with without capital and capable Of SUI
pcfinendsg small establishment with about dozen custo
msrs may hear ola good situation BY addressing the Herald
os"oc- fl6 :
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WANTED,-2 Ladies That understand making Shirts IN
w The best For such the will be- Of little
quence. Apply 1t 20 Maiden Lane, at p NJ JIG
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w ANTED.--At the Gobe Hotel, No. 81 Broadway four
nrs rate Walters who speak both Frenchand English
ann are experienced IN waiting house Of this kind None
fl6Hs - - " "
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WILLIAM MCLAUGHLIN. Assnosecr Is4 Pear.st
- O'clock A. NJ general assortment eli English and as
Plate Ware fine Cutie Stocks Collars and Ysons nh. Inan
Cloatng Combs Wallets; silver Pencils SILVER tea ana ,ah.
7ff
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WANTED-A young man Of active business habits in
busul about to be established abroad To VIVA
brng satisfactory recommendations favorable
offered Address d. at tins office, With real and reference
VIII receive prompt atteAuon.
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curiosites ofart Whilst casing in dus.b sssosish-
mens upon this delightful scenery, Vas aroused
from my agreeable Isverie, BY hollow and rsvss-
beating sound, produced by ono Of the company,
Who being Of bold and adventuroos spirit, had
gone unobserved. into . remote part Of the room,
and beat with stick, Or something else which he
had in his hand, several tabular spare, which ech-
oed through this solitary mansion with almost
deaening revsrberations which, BY the association
Of ideas, reminded mo in some degree of the mas
ticating elangor Of the supper bell. We returned
from our sub:sranean abode, determined 1t some
future period to explore more fully this prodigy Of
nature.
Ii il the opinion ofthe author Of these few dee-
ultory remarks, that every visit to the place briefly
but feebly described. (for description fails in the
grandeur and sub;imity Of the sabjse s calculated
10 make wiser and better man.
shall conclude with tho words Of the Queen Of
Sheba, siier her visit to The Temple of Solomon,
who said, ssthat the half has never been told.
A WANDERER.
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ExrRAoRDrxARy CAVERN IN GEoRcIA.--We
COPY from the Cassvle Pioneer Of the 2Oth of JAN
uary, the following description Of an extraordinary
work Of nature, to be found in Walker county. IN
this state.
[For the Gc,rsia Pioneer
Messrs Editors While many persons are con-
triouiinQ from their stories Of intellect, much use
ful and interesting matter to enrich the columns Of
your valuable paper, you may, If you think proper,
give publicity to the lncoherent ideas OF Wan
derer.
Upon the repres crtat,on Of the citizens Of Lafay
cite. a small but growing village in the county of
w alker, Ga, my attention was drawn to subter-
raneau Cavern, some five six miles from the
the above named village; and being rather an ad-
mrer Of the works Of nature, curiosity prompted
me, accompanied by some five or six others, to
visit it.
The company being met, with lighted torches
We entered the Cave, through a small aperture, de-
seending flight Of natural stairs almoet peFpen-
die ularlv, some ten or twelve feet. The company
having all got down safe could not avoid in an
ecstacy Of admiration and wonder, exclaiming, 20
Lord God ALMIGHTY, how wonderful are all thy
works. for we we're then shown the grandest and
most magnificent room that have ever beheId,
formed on each side with the utmost regularly, and
ceiled overhead with 4 perfectly smooth surface!
and being DESTROYS Of viewing - infinitely a. We
could, from the amplitude ofthis anomaly Of nature,
its various curiosties, We raised considerable
lie 1890
bv the means wo had ~hen We discovered that an
almost infinite number Of stalatitlcs had been
formed BY tho almost continual dripping OF the va
ter, resembling in size and aPpsarane various ami
NAL bodies.
Being somew what satisfied with examination
Of this apartment, with hearts glowing with
wonder, love and praise to the Architect Of nature,
we moved slowly and rather pensivey, along in
this solitary and hitherto unexplored mans on,
through devious wiles Of "incognita local., in quest
Of new discoveries.
Having reached the extreme end of this spacious
dome, We found to proceed farther we had to as
cend stupenduoua and almost inaccessible heights,
over craegy preeipices and yawning gulPhe, to the
height Of some 80 60 feet, when, BY the dim light
of our tapess, we discovered through . small open
ING another room less spacious but far more beauti
ful ard picturesque; for there appeared TO the =.
toaished behoIder not only the representatives. ofa
part Of the animal creation, but true delioeation
Of a great number Of inanisrate objects, such .s
cones, al,ars, pyramids, tables eandlestands With
foe siasile Of some Of natures choicest prcdue-
lions; and i, really appeared ~ if she, 10 her Wild
and playful moments, had intended to mock The
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From the Saturday Courier
RANDOM SKETCHES PROM THE WEST.
THE 0IIEER LAWYER-A FACT

THE QUEER LAwYER-A FACT.
Several years since there came young
Virginian into one of the villages of the
West-the county-seat of a county-and an
ed himself to the citizens as a lawyer
who intended pitching his tent among them.
1t was but snort time before the sitting OF
the court. and our young debutant had the
modification to enter upon this legal passo-
yer without a single case. This state OF
things would have been rather discouragng
under any circumstances, but it was still more
50, since it was accompanied with an alarm
ing emptiness in the region of his pocket.
But our hero was not man given to dlsPon-
dence; and he began forthwith to cast about
him for the purpose Of lettering his condition.
Right over the way from his lodgings, there
stood what is called, in the western parlance,
a grocery alter a grog-shop. l need not
say that II had its full allowance of worship
pers. From this delightful purlieu, amidst
the Babel-like concord Of drunken jargon, the
ears Of the briefless lawyer were struck with
the notes Of violin.
He sauntered carelessly over, and enter
ed this scene Of rude joviality. To possess
himself Of the fiddle, which was in the hands
Of alusty wood-chopPer, was the work Of a mo-
ment; and il was but another moment before
the shzong were crowding around to listen.
They perceived at once that the instrument
was played by master, and they all voted
instantly that the Orpheus Of the grog shop
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ted; but when their unknown visiter added
}, his voice to the notes, and burst into . com
ical negro song, the whole company were
uproariOus IN their raptures. / must except
the musical wood-cutter: he took it in high
dudgeon, that any one should presume to
compete with him on his own dung-hill.
"Harkee, sirrah,'' said he, going up to our
me on the fiddle, but I'll be id i'll can't out
jump, out-wrestle, or, if you como to that,
Outright you"
I'll accept the challenge" said the lawyer;
and throwing down the violin, the company
REPAIRED to the front Of the grocery. There,
at the first effort, he distanced his antago-
INST some six inches. sHe jumps like grey
hound," said he Of the axe, scratching his
head and somewhat mortified; sbut If can't
throw him, III be shot,"
But the success of the poor wood-chopper
was as bad in this second trial as the first. He
was perfectly enraged by his discomftures,
and stripping off his coat, swore he would
flog him at any rate. But the company. who
had taken quite an affection to our hero, In
terfered, and they all adjourned to the grog-
shop to drink each others healths, and to
smoke the calumet.
The lawyer in the meanwhile kept crack
ing his jokes, and singing his songs, and tel
ling his stories, to the great diversion OF the
1t was not long before some of the topers
began very naturally to talk about their ca
ses in court. The lawyer then commenced
giving them advice, and spoke very learned
~ on the subject.
"You must be lawyer" said an old gen
tleman, who had been listening to him very
intentIy.
He answered in the affirmative.
"Then I'll be-if you shan't plead my case
Tomorrow
Sand mine," said another.
"And mine,'' said third.
The fees were forthwith put into his hands
and our hero went to bed that night fifty
dollars richer than he was in the morning.
The event proved that the confidence ct
his clients was not misplaced. The cases en-
trusted to him were mastered IN a mastery
manner: and he rose from that moment
with rapid stride to the head of the bar. He
afterwards filled many important Offices IN
the state, and was in fair way to have az
tanned the highest in the gift Of the people;
but lis unfortunate habits of dissipation UNI
derminded his constitution, and cut him oil
in the midst Of his career. Such was the
beginning and end Of III. H. M.
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DEATH OF PuRrNoLoer.-A humorous ar
ticle in a late Kaleidoscope, gives an ac-
count of the trial and death o: that notable
parsonage, Phrenology. The trial took place
before Mr.. Judge Justice, on the bench of re-
Election with special jury OF common sense
and discretion. The poor defendant was
found guilty on all the counts in the indict-
ment, to the number of Sc, having been indie
ted on all the bumps severally and conjoint-
ly.
In public he appeared with numerous
train of DEFENDANTS and auxiiaries-such as
horses, dogs, cats, and monkies, and donkies'
heads, by which he logically proved the
knowledge contained in his own. He was
in his youth a wanderer, an Outcass and .
vagabond; banished from Vienna, drummed
out of Paris, and nearly starved in London
he finished his career, having suffered the last
penalty Of the law, and was buried with all
scientific po,np. His friends particularly
DIR. Cameron and the bumpologists) were to
wear sackcloth and ashes for SIX months, and
to have their organs Of generations highly de-
veloped.
The deceased was carried to the tomb Of
his fathers, in the limbo Of canity, where ne
lies inferred, covered with the ashes OF obi'-
WON. The following inscription has been
written for his monument.
To THE MEMORY OF
PHRENOLOGY
Born Of Fantasy, by Folly bred;
Educated in the school Of Sophist'y,
Under the direction of Doctors Gall, Spur
helm, & Co.
Was introduced to the world by Norelty;
And gained some converts by Credul'ty;
He was plausible and cunning,
But deceitful and dangerous;
He had always symptoms Of Folly;
But died an arrant Imposition,
In the 2lst year Of his age,
1887.