Martinsburg gazette. [volume] (Martinsburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1833-1855, 1837-10-04
Every Man his OWE Physician.
Elr. EEramGlreiin.

Wants no College, no Institution, no lfonops
~, no Charter; he being quite satisfied to
rest on the patronage Of the Public, for
the success of has Craudfaihg's
Vegetable Universal Pills,
Established in England, 1851.
DEATH AND DISEASE A ColIoquy.I
Mems sana. in Corpore sano
- A mind well lodged, and masculine of course .
Tleah met Disease the other day,
And thus they gossipp'd on their way
Death--How comes it friend, in every shape.
You let so many folks escapc2
A few years beck, and every eli,
Once sick you laid upon my shelf.
Dyspepsia then, had power 10 kill
Asthma deceived the doctors skill;
The lancet too, at all times sought
It's hecatombs Of victims brought
Then Costveness could fatal prove
And Rheumatism no power remove
4 simple cold, where'er yon went,
A subject to my kingdom sent,
How comes it, then, that now days
Folks slip your grip and go their way,
Asthma subsidies Dyspepsia cured
The lancet is no more endured
The sick, TO day, forget I'll sorrow,
And laugh at both CT us to morrow
Disease-Dread sire | use all means can
To abreyiate the life Of man,
ysss dog his footsteps from his birth,
Till he returns 10 mother earth;
And though tits true that my success
Is daily growing less and less
This satisfaction can feel,
have not sackened in my zeal
use all means used o. old,
Changes Of weather-hot and cold;
rive them colds--I give them pains;
rack their bonesl FIRE their veins
poison them with rancid bile,
ln place of the digestive chyle;
Yet all is understanding kills
Deaih-How's that?
Disease-They all take BRAEDRETH's Plus.
an the 18th of May. 1885. these. now
U , truly celebrated Pills were first made
known in the United States.
DR. b. Brandreth is OF opinion with his
grandfather. the late celebrated DR.. VIM.
Brandreth, that there is only one diseGe,
an impuri,y oil the blood, which by iupe-
ding the circulation brings on inflammation
and consequent derangemen, IN the organ
or part where such impurity Of the blood
settles; and that it is the different appear.
ances which this inflammation or derange
ment puts on, that have caused medical
men TO designate sucn appearances by va
iious names, but which are in fact only
the same disease, with mere or less VIM.
lcnce. DIR. WIN. Brandreth was so fully
convinced Of the truth of The above simple
theory, that he spent thuty years in eSpe-
rment and laborious research INTO the ne.
dicinal properties of the numerous plants
composing the Vegetable Kingdom; bs
object being to compose medicine which
should at once purify and produce by spe'
cilic action, removal OF all bad hum0Is
from the blood by the stomach aud bow.
els, as by the continuation of the use Of
such medicine. such humers are sure 10
be carried off, and the blood assume a
state OF purity and whoever takes these
| Pals, ant perSeyeres with them, will be
satisfied that DR., VIM Brandrcth fully at
tanned his philanthropic object. II is now
an absolute and known fact, that every
disease, whether it be in the head or feet,
in the brain or meanest member; wbeth'
or il be an outward ulcer or an inwafd
abcess, arc all, though arising from many
causes, reducblc to this one grand effect
namely. impurity Of blood.
Therefore, impurity of blood is, in fact
the only disease wG have TO cure or. ia
other words, our only object TO attain The
best state OF health. is 30 purify and keep
in a state of purity our circulating hnld
Who ever knew any ono i'll whose bloa1
was pure ? Who ever knew any one 10
state of health whose blood was impure
| DR.. Brandreth's VEGETABLE Universal
plLLs, for purifying the blood stand UNI
vailed, and have only TO become known
to be appreciated, In New York they are
almost The only medicine used, and abso'
Iutely require three Offices for their excll'
sivo sale. In Philadelphia, they are very
highly spoken Of, and their sale IS uP'
wards of four hundred dollars per week.
though scarcely introduced there twelve
months. Experience has fully establish
ed them as the most lntigoratIng puEsa
tive extant, and wherever they are iotIO
duccd they soon become known by tier
own virtues
REASONS why they are especially adapt
ed to this climate:
No care required in using them.
No change Of diet
The body less liable TO cold when under
their iLllueOce than at any other limo.
May be taken morning, noon, OF night
with a certainty Of good results.
9y-No Chemists or Doctors have the
genuine Brandreth's Pills for sale. PvS'
CHASER ask TO see the certificate Of Agen
cy. All who sell the Genuine Medicine
have one.
X. Il. GREEN, Gen. ageat.
No. ~, Saratoga st. dettoecH
Hotgard and EUtGc ST.,
Balim0T