The Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1837-1867, 1837-10-17

uTur nMatOmSIS,
after death: and hence the prejudice of these well
informed men against the quack medicines OF me
age. The second effect otthe VEuLl AbLE LIZ
FILLS is to cleanse the kidneys and the bladder,
and by this means, the liver and the lungs, lhe
heatlilu action of which entirey depends upon the
regularity of the urinary organs. The blood when
takes its red color from the agency OF the llyer ana
lungs eiore it passes into the heat, being lhus pu
rified by them, and nourshed by food coming from
the clean stomach courses freely through the veins,
renews every part Of the system, and trumphantiy
mounts the banner ofhealth in the blooming cheek
The following are among the disres sing variety
of human diseases,to which the vegetable Lie Ills
are we'll known TO be lnfal!lbe:-
| DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the first
and second stomachs, and creating Il flow OF pure
healthy bile, instead of the stale and acrd kind;
-F2atnlency, P4ipjtatj0n Of the HeGrt LESS Of up
petite, Heartburn ond Head-achc, RcstLeSsnesS, H.
temper, An1icty, LanguOr, and JMcL@nchoLy, which
are the general symptoms ofDyspeps will vanish,
as natural consequence of It's cure. COsti0eneSS,
by cleansing The whole length ofthe intestines with
solvent process and without violence; all violent
purges leave the bowels costive within two days.
Diarrhoe0 and ChOer@,by removing the sharp acrid
fluids by which these complaints are occasioned,
and by promoting the ubrGative secretion Of the
muscus membrance. FererS Of all ki,3dS,by restor-
ing the blood to regular circulation, through the
process of perspiraton in some cases, and the thor
ough solution of all intestinal distractions in others.
The LIFE PILLS have been known to cure RheU-
n0tiSm permanently in three weeks, and Govt in
half that time, by removing local Inflammation from
the muscles and gament5 of the joints. DrOpSiGS
Of all kindS, by freeing and srcng thening the kid
neys and bladder; they operate most delightfully."-
on these important organs, and hence have
been found certain remedy for the worst cases of
GrageL. Also, Worms. from dslodging from the
turnings of the bowels the slymy matter to which
these creatures adhere; .4SthmG and Consumption,
by relieving the air vessels Of the lungs from the
mucus, which slight colds will occasion which
if not removed becomes hardened, and produces
those dreadful diseases. Scnrvy, Ulcers and Lnyel
crate Sores, by the perfect purity which these Life
Pills give the Blood and all the humors Scorbutio
EruptionS, and Bad Compler0nSb by their Alternative
effect upon the fluids that feed the skin, the morbid
state of which occasions all EfUpttoe complaints,
Salioo CLoudy and other dtSagreeabLe Complerions.
The of these Pills for very short time, will eff
feet entire Of Salt rheunn, ErysipcJas, and
striking Improvement in the CIeGrness of the skin.
| Common C0idS and Influenza, will always be cured
| by dose, by two, even in the worst cases
PiieS,--as remedy for this most distressing and
obstinate malady, the Vegetable Life Pills deserve
Il distinct and emphatic recommendation. 1t is well
known hundreds in this city, that the Proprietor
: of these invaluable Pills, himself afflicted with
this complaint for upwards ofh'ty,i0e gears, and
that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed with
in the whole compass of the Materia Medca. He
however, at length, tried the medicine which he
now offers to the public and he cured in very
short time, after his recovery had been pronounced
not only improbable but absolutely i'm possible, by
any human means.
DIRECTIONS FOR USE.-Thc Proprietor of
the Vegetable Life Pills does not follow the base
and mercenary practice ofthe quacks ofthe day, in
advising persons to take his Pills in large quantities.
No good medicine possibly be SO required.
These Pills are to be taken at bed time every night
for week or fortnight, according to the obstinacy
f of the disease. The usual dose is from to s. ac-
cordng TO the constitution of tho person. Very del
cae persons should begin with but two, and increase
as the nature of the may require; those more
robust, or of very costive habits, may begin with
), and Increase to 4, even Pills and they will
effect sufficiently happy change to guide the pa
, tent Ill their further These Pills sometimes
occasion sickness and vomiting, though very seldom
unless the stomach is very foul; this howev may
be considered favorable symptom, as Ahe patient
will find himself at once relieved, and by porsevor-
ance will soon recover. They usually operate
within 10 or ~ hours and never give pain, unless
the bowels very much encountered They may
f be taken by the most delicate females under any
crcumsances.--It is, however, recommended, that
those in latter periods ofprcgnancy should take but
one at a time and then continue TO keep the bowels
, open: and even may be taken when the patient
is very costive One pill in a solution of two table
4 spoons full OF water, may be given to an infant IN
+ the following doses-a tea spoon full every two
Y hours till it operates; for child from one to five
years of age hafa pilland from five ten ,one pill
y THE PHOENIX BITTERS, are so called, be
5, cause they possess the power of restoring the ex
h piring embers of health, to aglowing vgor through
If out the constitution as the Phoenix is said be
C stored to life from the ashes Of its own dissolution
,, The Phoenix Bitters entirely vegetable, com
e posed of roots found only in certain parts of thu
J. western country which will nfallibly FEVERE
A AND AGUES of all kinds; will never fail to eradi
cate entirely all the effects of Murcury, infnite
J. than the most powerful preparations of Sar
lie saparrilla and will Immediately cure the determn
s. alton of BLOOD TO THE HEAD; never failin
Mt in the sickness incident to young females; and Wi
be found certain remedy in all cases of neruou
debility and aoeakness of the most impaired constu
tons. AS remedy for Chronic and inflammation
p Rheumatism the efficacy of the Phoenix Bitters wi
lie be demonstrated by the of single bottle. Th
T. usual dose Of these bitters is half wine glass full
lie in water orr wine, and this quantity may be take
two or three times day, about half an hour befor
~ meals, less quantity may be taken all times
of To those who afflicted with indigestion afte
MS meals, these biters will prove invaluable, as the
u very greatly increase the action of the principal VII
m cera help them to perform their functions and
is able the stomach to discharge into the bowels wha
'ir ever is offensive. Thus indigestion is easily an
as speedily removed, appetite resore and the mouth
Sc of the absorbent vessels being ceansed, nutrition
o. facilitated, and strength of body and energy ofmn
d. are the happy results. For farther particulars
as MOFFAT'S LIFE PILLS, and PHOENIX BIT
ng TIERS apply at Mr.. Moffats office, No SAG Broat
I'm way, New-York, where the Pills can be obtainc
n for horl ,l,o ID.