Morning herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1837-1840, 1837-10-09

ages; and to the days of dark skinned men; and the
dark Indian would into cities-carry oil our
squaws, and scalp all the men. Commerce was ma
turally good girl and toerably vrtuous but she had
kept bad company and lost her characters associated
with roues, and slipped champagne with whlskered
Colones, saltpetre spectators, Jews and fnesseng
financiers and sulled her maiden modesty; and it
said she had passed many days and nights in
the society of several unhoy and desperate gamb-
lers belonging to the Wall street clique.
"She wished commerce TO stand out in all her naked
majesty-stripped of the "roses and iurred gowns"
and trnkes and rickery which she had got from The
old world, and the breeehes and boots which the f.
nancial hecuspocus party and the contradictory
mercal regulating rowdes, had put upon her. She
wished to try every thing by the rule of justice.
Here there was great stir and confusion among
the loafers
Commercial or International regulations ought to
be managed as todstrbute all the wealth of every
country fairly amongst all the people. Commerce
ought Immediately to distribute all the productions
ofsfferent nations equally amongst one another, and
to send corn, and wine and all sorts of wholesome
liquors amongst the natives, before any was sent out
of the country
How could commerce do now !! BY fair
distribution of the surplus produce-by giving and
demanding product for prodact, and paying the bal
ance in gold and silver. The traitor foreign bank in
Chestnut street, like the bankrupt British nation of
which il was the agent, begot a dirty drab called a
"new system of commercial regulations" but jack
son. with the sword he used at Orleans cut the
slut asunder and Van Buren, distributed the four quar-
tiers of her body to the four quarters of the globe.
"The banks seeing this wretched she-monster de-
stroyed, cut their throats except two or three
pets, who took prussic acid That old slut, called
the sold system" was dead as the devil All the
banks were dead as be id Europe's religion of
Kings was dead-the devil himself was dead-loco-
foceism the only religion living-she was the
only virtuous and sensible woman in society--every
soul in this repHbc in trance-a magnetic
sleep-or like drunken man, spent and powerless
after the excitement Of rum drinking was oversize
meant to be the moral and political physician. She
had been magnezed expressly for the purpose by
Colonel Stone-read about heat and lght-new lights
with the Fire King, and taken her diploma from Dr.
Brandrcth. She would be the great moral midwife
the she-Jack Cade, TO deliver this country from the
devils that had been breeding in it for the last fifty
years.
Before bank paper can disappear, we must have
Bankrupt Law. The pet banks must pay the specie
out Of their vaults and the rest pay their debts
She would establish great shinpaster bank on her
own hook, and the whole country would be happy.
She would issue shnpasters of the value 500 each,
based upon all the bridges, and canals and railroads
and rivers in the country-rvers and canals had ma
tural right TO flood the country in this manner. Let
each railroad, bridge, canal, &c. have distinct ad
ministraton over tho district through which il run-
We should thus find
Sermons in stones,
Books ia the running brooks
Chat is account books) and shin plasters every
where.
Where we had no railroad or bridge 10 base shin
plasters on, we must borrow where we could get il
to begin upon-pay no interest to any body-gradu-
ally destroy the principal the end of every three
months-ultimatelyd destroy all principle as much
as we can all the time TO and drink-work as sell
dom may be, and put an end to taxation forever.'
These doctrines appeared to give great satisfaction
TO most-and those that understood them least, as
usual applauded them most. Fanny took another
gup at the goblet, and went home to bed, after set
Ting with the door keeper.