Morning herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1837-1840, 1837-11-13

Frrau, our evening edition of Saturday.I


~ Eliza pity you. But you have the remedy in
your own fair hands II is for point out to
you that remedy. Every lady is armed with it Let
her consult her good and she win find it, Apply
it, then Mr. Brainless and he will esehew you his
greatest enemy. There is man bainless not TO
tel when has company is wanted. Persevere, Eli
"a, and you vii. drive Brainess mad.
NEW YoRK, Nov. ., 1887.
DEAR MIR. BENNETT read, some time ago, an
amusing article relative Dcky Daisy and was IN hspes
the author would have followed up his sketches ana
touched upon variety Of othe characters embraced IN
the long catalogue OF Fops. Dandies, Pedanfs and
would be rcat men, especially those wRo among tAe la
ds attemp 10 pass oil roth for sense and high sound
ing words for ideas, have been peculiarly tried 10y
a gentleman who makes great pretensions 10 wit and
knowledge Perhaps had better describe his person
before enter into particular detail Of my grievance
as the painful duty Of Kidding myself OF his society
cessariy devolves my Individual efforts, and
have tried every expedient within the limits OF cour
tesy this i The only alternative left.
| forget whether YOU phrenologist or not but
a'itaportc Well, DR.. Brain less gentleman
years beyond that life called youth and in heghl
about the middle size, with complexion pale as nor
thern Frost and hair light laxhis features sharp
and angular with eye dull stupidity itself and his
forehead suddenly retreats from the brow, in direct
line the of his head, aud gives 10 his remark
able countenance the animated expression OF sheep
With this parsonage became acquainted by accident,
and he has prosecuted me with his nightly visits ever
since.
One night gave directions the servant say that
l was not il, let who would CALI accordingly he
told that ! in, aud he turned to 90 away, my
foolish curiosity prompted me peep out ofthe window
and see ii it really him when 10, he and
returned Of course made apology for the aistdke
In he and down th,Ade Of me and began 10
talk about his education He thought any lady would
admire him for his education if not for his beauty he
asserted that he entered college but that ccum
shortly after compelled him to leave however
he had made good his time since, and perfect OF
language; consequently he huGdles together such
TRADE Of unconnected sentences, would make you
burst your sides with laughter il you could but hear him
If were only alone when he came, 1t woula be
inorfying; bat sometimes have friends ct dscrmina
ton and taste with me- who, when he is gone, begin
teaze about my happy prospect. Happy pros
pect indeed l have choice in the matter,
less it be the viii to bar the door. will give you
specimen Of his language" unsophsticatea refine
ment" and speaking Of the fame Of naval officer, he
the term that common sense would apply to
elon the notorious" captain d., the torturing pleas
are the majestic wings Of love-, the Sublime cake
and if say do understand him; oh, he replies it
Cannot be expected that female should However i
hope whe, he this he will understand me-if not
shall despair. Your constant reader. ELIZA