Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1837-05-05
NgOHat's Life Pills andPIC. al,
Bifters,
Operations of the Life Pills and Phoenix Biters

Operations Of the Life Pills and Phmnix Bitterss
The following are among the distressing va
riety of human diseases, to which the Vegeta-
Bile Life Pills, are well known to be infalli-
ble;--
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the
first and second stomachs, and creating flow
of pure healthy bile, instead of the STALE and
acrId kind; FIdtalency, PGipitGtion of The
heart Loss Of appetite, Heartburn and
Hedd-dche, RestLeSsneSs, HL-temper, Anrie-
ty LangUOr, and Melancholy, will vanish. as
natural consequence Of its cure. CoStire-
ness, by cleansing the whole length of the
intestines with solvent process, aud without
violence all violent purges leave the bowels
costive within two days Diarrhea and Chol-
era, by removing the sharp acrid fluids by
which these complaints are occasioned and by
promoting the lubricative secretion of the mu-
Gus membrane, FeUers of all kinds by restor-
ingt blood to a regular circulation. through
the process OF perspiration in some cases, and
through solution of intestinals distractions
in others. The LIFE PILLS have been
known to cure Rheumatism permanently in
three weeks, and Gout IN half that time, by
removing local inflammation from the mus
cles and ligaments of the joints. Dropsies
Of all kinds, BY freeing and strengthening the
kidneys and bladder, they operate most de-
llghttully on these important organs, and hence
have ever been found certain remedy for the
worst cases Of Gravel. Also, Worms, by dis
lodging from the turnings CT the bowels the
Shiny matter to which these creatures adhere,
asthma and consumption, by relieving the air
vessels of the lungs from the mucus; which
even slight colds will occasion which if not
removed become hardened and produces those
dreadful diseases, ScurUey, Ulcers, and HlUet-
crate soreoj by the ptrfeci purity which thess
Life Pills give 10 the blood, and all the hu.
mors, Scorbutic eruptions, and bad Compiler.
ions, by their Alternative effects upon the fluids
that feed the skin, the morbid state of which
occasions all Eruptire complaints, SALON
| Cloudy, and other disagreea6Le Complications
The use of these Pills for very short time
will effect an entire cure of Salt-rheu7n, Erv
sePetas, and striking, improvement in thu
| CieGTneSs Of the skin. Common colds dno
Influenza will always be cured by one dose
or by two, even in the worst cases. Piles
as a remedy for this most distressing and OBJ
stinate malady, the Vegetable Life Pills. de
serves distinct and emphatic recommends
ton. 1t is well known TO hundreds in this city
that the Proprietor of these invaluable Pills
was himself afflicted with this complaint 70
upwards of hfrty-fUe gears, and that he tri
ed in vain every remedy prescribed within tn
whole compass of Materia Medica. He how
ever, at length tried the medicine which HI
now offers to the public, and he was cured in
very short time, after his recovery had beef
pronounced not only improbable, but absolute
ly impossible by any human means.
THE PHOENIX BITTERS, are so call
ed, because they possess the power Of TestoI
ing the expiring embers of health, TO a glow
ing vlgor throughout the constitution, as tn
PhGnix is said to be restored TO life from tn
Iachac Of re diecoiufion
Bitters are entirely vegetable, composed @
roots found only in certain parts of the west
ern county, which will iniallibly cure FEE
VERS AND AGUES of all kinds; will
never fail to eradicate entirely all the effects
Mercury, infinitely sooner thar the most pow
erful preparations Of Sarsaparilla, and will i'm
mediately cure the determination of BLOOI
TO THE HEAD never fail in the sickness
incident 10 youRg femalesj and will be foun
, a certain remedy in all cases of nervous debi
J ity and weakness of the most impaired cor
, situations. AS a remedy for Cronic and hi
faranldtory -Ifheunadtisnl, the efficacy of tn
Ph@nix Bitters will be demonstrated by tn
use of a single bottle. The usual dose of thes
btlers is half wine glass full, ia water
, Wine, and this quantity may be taken two
three times a day, about half an hour befoI
] meals, ora less quantity may be taken at a
, times. To those who are afflicted with ind
gestion after meals, these Bitlers will prove il
! valuaele, as they very greatly increase the a,
: ton of the principal yiscera, help them to pc
, form their functions, and enable the stomac
to discharge into the bowels, whatever is O
fensive. Thus indigestion is easily and speed
J lily removed, appetite restored, and the mouth
/ of the absorbant vessels being cleansed, muir
ton is facilitated and strength of body and Ell
/ ergy Of mind are the happy results. For fa
theT particulars Of MOFFAT'S LIFE PILL
and PH0ENIX BITTERS, apply at tn
RECESS, Brattleboro where the pills ca
be obtained for 25 cents, so cents, or s. pc
box and the BITrERs for 81 or ~ per bottl,
is Numerous certificates Of the wonderft
efficacy Of both, may be Inspected
N. B.-These Pills and the Bitters will g
all mercury out of the system infinitely taste
than the best preparations of Sarsaparilla, an
are certain remedy for the rushing Of tlOO
/ 10 the head, or all pi0leRt headaches, tic dou
eisreur, &c. All persons who are predispose
TO apoplery, patsey, &c. should never be with
out the Life Pills or the Bitlers, fol one dos
T in lime will save life. They equalize the Gil
eulalion Of The blood, draw all pressure froI
, the head, restore perspiraton, and throw off eN
cry impurily by the pores Of the skin.
But to the CAUTION, warn all persons