The Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1837-1867, 1837-11-14
.MOFF.AInS LIFE PILLS and PHOENIX
BIIIER,S.

III IA CON ALL nations, from tue re-
hottest ages have had ships, but Columbus only
found out the way to America. Before the time of
the great Spanish navigator, people were only en-
abed to paddle about the shores. Just with the
Life Medicines. 1t is but two short years since
first ventured upon an unknown ocean, and have
discovered the precious object was in search Of
HEALTH. Vegetable medicines were indeed
known when l commenced my Search but their
use was not. BY the use of them, have not only
passed from the detected invalid TO the hale hearty
and active of business, but, comparatively
speaking, have renewed my youth. l can thus,
with cotidence in my own experience, advise with
that the VEGETABLE LIFE MEDICINES are
suitable to his case? have file at my office,
SAG Broadway hundreds of letters from of the
most respectable citizens of this my native land
voluntarily offered in testimony of the virtues of
GOOD VEGETABLE MEDICINE.
Persons whose constitutions have been nearly ru-
ined by the all nfalbe" neutrality-suspicious. of the
day, will bear me witness, that the Life Medicines,
and such only, are the truo course to permanent
good health JOHN MOFFAT
GENERAL REMARKS RELATIVE TO MoFFATs LIFE
PILLS AND PGENIX BITTERs.
These medicines have long been known and APP
preclated, for their extraordinary and immediate
powers of restoring perfect heah,t to persons suffer
ing under nearly every kind of disease TO which the
human frame is liable.
In many hundreds of certcated instances, they
have rescued sufferers from the very verge of
an untimey grave, after all the deceptive nostrums
of the day have utterly failed; and to many thou
SaDuS lneY nave permanently secured tnat UNIFORM
enjoyment of health, without which life itself is
but partial blessing. So great, indeed has their
efficacy invariably and in!allibly proved that it has
appeared scarcely less than miraculous to those
who unacquainted with the beautifully philo-
sophcal principles upon which they compound
ed, and upon which they consequently act. 1t was
to their manifest and sensible action in purifying
the springs and channels of life, and enduing them
with renewed tone and vigor, that they in
debted for their name, which was bestowed upon
them at the spontaneous request of several ndvd-
uals whose lives they had obviously saved
The proprietor rejoices in the opportunity afford
ed by the universal diffusion of the daily press for
placing this VEGETABLE LIFE PILLS within
the knowledge and reach of every individual in
the community; Unlike the host of pernicous
quackeries (which boast Of vegetable ingredients the
Life Pills purely and SOLELY VEGETABLE, and
containing neither Mercury, Anthony Arsenic
nor any other mineral lin any form whatever They
are entirely composed of extracts from rare and
powerful plants, the virtues of which, though long
known TO several Indian tribes, and recently TO
some eminent pharmaceutical chemists, are alto
gether unknown to the ignorant pretenders to med
ical science; and were never before administered in
so happily ehcacious combination.
Their first operation is to loosen from the coats
of the stomach and bowels. the various impurities
and crudlies constantly settling around them and To-
remove the tEces which collect in the olutons
of the small inestines. Other medicines only mar
TALLY cleanse these and leave such collected masses
behind, as to produce habtual costveness with all
Its tram OF evils, or sudden diarrhoea, with its mi
nent dangers This fact is well known to all req
ular anatomists, who examine the human bowels
after death: and hence the prejudice of these we'll
informed men against the quacE medicines of the
age. The second effect ofthe VEGETABLE JFE
PILLS is TO cleanse the kidneys and the bladder
and by this means, the liver and the lungs. the
heaihful action ofw entirely depends upon the
regularity OF the urinary organs. The blood which
takes Its red color from the agency of the liver nJ
lungs before it passes into the heart being thus MI
rihed by them, and nourished by food coming from
the clean stomach courses freely through the veins.
tenews every part or the system, and triumphantly
the following are among the dstres sing variety
OF human diseases,to which the Vegetable Life Pills
are well known 10 be infalible-
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the first
and second stomachs, and creating a flow Of pnre
healthy bile, instead of the stale and acrid Kind:
-ttatu!ency Palpitation Of the Heart, Loss of .ap
pe''te' Heartburn and Headache, Restlsssncss. Ill.,