Morning herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1837-1840, 1837-11-04

From our Evs,ng Edition Of yesteraay.i
r,,x " a,.,o~s - ~. Etrs. Meeting OF the Mud
r.,g a ssociation for the Advance ment OF
Eycrything.--By BOZ.

From Evs,ing Edition OF yesse'ssy.i
S"s .Ipsncsos,nn FOR the Advanecnacnt OF
Evcrything.--By BOZ.
We have made the most unparalleled and extraor-
binary exertoRs to place before our Leaflets e
piete and accurate account of the proceedings az me
fa,e Grand meeting of the Mudfog Association hoiu-
en- in the town of Mudfog It affords us great happr
ness 10 lay the result before them In the shape OF va
rous communications received fom our able, talent
ed and graphic correspondent, expressly sent down
for the purpose, who has mmortalIZed u.s. hlmseii
Mudfog and the association, all at one and the same
time We have BEEN indeed for some days unable
10 determine who will transmit the greatest name 70
posenty; ourselves, who sent our correspondent
down; our correspondent, who wrote an account OF
the matter the ASSOCIATION, who gave our cores
pondent something 10 write about. we rather ihche
10 the opinion that we are the greatest man OF the
marty inasmuch the notion OF an exclusive and
authentic report originated with u.s. this may be pre-
iudice il may arise from prepossesslon on our part
IN our own favor Be it SO. We have no doubt that
every gentleman concerned in this mighty assem-
bage is troubled with the same complaint IN great
er or less degree; and 1t Is a consolation 10 US TO
know that we have at least this feeling in common
with the great scientific stars the brilliant and extra
ordinary summarizes, whose speculatlons we record.
We give our correspondents letters IN the order
which they reached Us. Any attempt at amalgama-
ing them in one beautiful whole, would only destroy
that glowing tone, that dash of wldness, and men
VEN of picturesque interest, which peryade theln
throughout
"MupFoG, MONDAY NIGHT, 7 o'cLocK-We are
IN state of great excitement here. Nothing IS spo-
ken of but the approaching meeting OF the associa
ton The inn doors are thronged with waters anx
iously looking for the expected arrivals; and the
numerous bills which are wafered up IN the windows
of private houses, intlmang that there are beds 10
let within, give the streets very animated and cheer
fu appearance the waters beng OF great variety OF
coors and the monotony OF printed inscriptions be-
ing relieved by every possible SIZE and style OF hand
writing. Ii is confidently ru.aored that Professors
Shore DoZe and Wheezy have engaged three beds
and sltung-room at the Pig and Tindor- Box. |
give you the rumor il has reached me but cam
not, as yet, veach for its accuracy. The moment
have been enabled TO obtain any certain Information
upon this interesting point, you may depend upon re-
ceiving 1t"
"HALF-pAsr sEvEN-l have just returned from a
personal interview with the landlord of the Pig and
finder Box. He speaks confidently Of the probabill-
~ of Professors Snore Doze, and Wheezy taking up
their residence his house during the sitting OF the
association but denies that the beds have been yet
gagged; in which representation he IS confirmed by
the chambernaid girl of aress manners, and m
ieresting appearance. The boots denies that is at
all likely that Professors Snore Doze, and Wheezy
will put up hcre but have reason to believe that
This man has been suborned by the proprietor OF the
Original Pig which IS the opposition hotel. Amidst
such conflicting testimony it difficult TO arrive at the
real truth; but you may depend upon receiving
authentic information upon this point the moment thu
fact IS ascertaned. The excitement still continues
boy fell through the window OF pastrycooks shop
at the corner of the High about half hour
ago, which has occasoned much confusion The
general impression is, that ii was accident. Pray
heaven II may prove SO
"TuEspAv NooS.-At an early hour this morning
the bells of all the churches struck seven o'clock
the effect of which, in the present lively state OF the
town, was extremely singular. While was at break
fast, yellow gig, drawn by dark grey horse, with a
patch of white over his right eyelid proceeded at a
rapid pace in the direction of the Original Pig stables;
il is currently reported that this gentleman has arrived
here for the purpose OF attending the association, and
from what have heard, | consider il extremely pro-
hab al oh q vet
ing him. You may conceive the anxiety with which
all looking forward to the arrival Of the four
O'Clock coach this afternoon.
Notwithstanding the excited state Of the populace
no outrage has yet been committed, owing 10 the ad
mrable discipline and discretion Of the police, who
are nowhere 10 be seen. barrel organ IS playing
opposite my window, and groups OF people, efferne
fish and vegetables for SALE parade the streets. With
this exception everything IS quiet and trust viii
continue so. .
LIVE o'cLocK.-It is now ascertained beyond oil
doubt that Professors Shore, Deze and WhceZy will
NOT repair to the Pig and finder box bat have actu-
ally engaged apartments at the Original Pig. This
intelligence is exclusive and leave you and yeui
readers to draw their own differences from II. Why
Professor Wheezy, of all the people in the world
should repair the Original Pig in preference to the
Pig and Undertook IL Is not easy 10 conceive. The
professor who should be above all such petty
feelings. Some people here openly impute treachery
and distinct breach of faith to Professors Shore anc
Doze; while Others, again, are disposed To acqu
Them Of any culpabllity in the transaction, anu TO
sinuate that the blame rests solely with Professor
Wheezy own that incline to the latter opinion
and although it gives me great pain to speak in terms
OF censure disapprobatioH of man of such trans
cendent genius and requirements, st am bound 10
say, that II my suspicious be ellfounded, and If all
1he reports which have reached my ears be true re-
ally do not well know what TO make of the matter.
"Mr. Slug, celebrated for his statistical research
es arrived this afternoon by the o'clock stage. His
complexion is dark purple and he has habit o.
signing constantly. He looked extremely we'll anc
appeared in high health and spirits. Mr. Wooden
sconce also came down in the same conveyance
The distinguished gentleman was fast asleep on his
arrival, and am informed by the guard that he had
been 80 the whole way. He was no doubt, preparing
for his approaching fatgues but what gigantic Wis
ions those be- that fit through the brain Of such
a man, when his body Is in a state Of torpidity
"The influx of visitors increases every moment.
am told q know not how truly thattwo post chaises
have arrived al the Original Pig within the last half
hour; and myself observed wheebanow, con-
tanning three carpet bags and bundle entering the
yard OF the Pig and finder box no longer ago than
five minutes since. The people still quietly pur-
suIng their ordinary occupations; but there Wild
ness in their eyes, and unwonted rlgdity in the
muscles Of their coun cnances, which shows 10 the
observant spectator that the are strain
cd 10 the very utmost pitch. / fear, unless some
very extraordinary arrivals take place TO night, tina,
consequences may arise from this popular ferment
which every Of sense and feeling would deplerc.
TWENTY MINUTES PAST SIX have just heard that