The herald., 1837-03-24

Your beIly's answer, What P'- Coriolaaus.
Since or last notice of the loafer and locofoce po-
lticians they have been making considerable progress
in their glorious downward tendency. Jacques anu
Whacks, Slam and Bang-Hudge and Fudge have
Just returned from Albany, where they gained great
ectat offer Of public dinner but no regular Stew
by insulting and dsregarding the Legislature OF 'he
state and swapping their fingers al all the INSTITUTIONS
of civil society. In this city some OF the same gem
men what destroyed the flour, and kicked up afo',
Roach and Boteh, Chapman and IhwacK'han' al
signers of the Loaiers famous Deciara'oh oi ihue-
pendence have just received their several sentences
from the Recorder Some go 10 PRISON, SOME 70 'ie
penentiary, and some are fined.
Thus the glory gained by Jacques x Co. at Albany,
is drowned by greater glory gained TO the cause by
the aour rioters The first had only the offer of a
public dinner and procession-the latter will be
honored with procession out TO Bellevue, besides
public dnner,a the pu lie expense in the public CRIB,
during the whole term of their sentences. Jacques &
Go. not the whole hog loafers. They are afraid
of their carcases. They get up meetings, and
pass resolutions-and poiat out the way but they
take not 10 put their hand further into the fire
than they pull il out again The flour rioters
the real boys after all. They carry cat the principles,
and take the consequences. Why should they not
enjoy the honors? As the loafers have not yet
lected ticket for Mayor and Aldermen why not make
itup from those who have surpassed their associates
in the course. The flour convicts wou. furnish
materials for an excellent Loafer Mayor and Corpo-
rahon-and if deficient in numbers, there plenty
OF candidates at Sing Sing and Bellevue. A record
of conviction, and certificate of sentence from
the Recorder are certainly good the resolutions
passed against Jacques and Slam at Albany They
indeed both of the same quality, but different in
degree, and in glory. Some yearold col, should
be Mayor. The principle of both is alike-a firm,
democratca, equal-rghts resolution to dsobey the
law-and trampe on the institutions of society.
We are therefore, decided in favor ofdealing out the
honors TO those who have gone the arthest for the
cause We, therefore, propose that the f,lowng re-
solutions be passed and adopted all The Loafer and
Lscofoco meetings now taking place in the city,
Whereas, it being our deliberate opinion, and the
acknowledged interests of all ancient and venerable
Loaiers and Locoiocos, from the venerable Foun-
der of party, who oafed about the Garden of
Eden IN The form of a serpent, down To the
arous dongs of Alexander Ming the great in the Park
that all men born equal in talents, fortune, and
every thing, and that when any inequality exists in
society, in morals in wealth. they ought be made
TO square oil and make things straight again. There
fore,
Resolved, That all rich men are rogues, and only
deserving the bastlnado the loaers and other gem an
or kick up riots, being entitled their full share in
the good things of this world
Resolved, That any man who thousand
dollars year and owns a house, is little better than
a thief, and ought TO suffer accordingly.
Resolved That we highly approve the conduct of
Jacques Whacks, Slamm and Bang, in their resist
ance 70 the laws and civil institutions at Albany and
their bold determination 10 refuse 10 obey subpn-
mas which wree merely nsilgated by the arisocrats
and the banks, and had only the forms Of law and
good government TO enforce their authority.
Resolved, That We highly approve of the conduct of
James Chapman, james Roach, and others the pat
riots convicted in heCourt of Sessions for helping de-
stroy Eli Harris flour, and thus redace the value fihe
article believing also that they are entitled TO the most
distinguished notice of all loaters and locofoco po
cans and bespeasing for them good attention in the
marble building into which they are to be put.
Resolved, That the Five Points i, classic ground
the academic ground-the choice place of liberty and
equality and that any man who speaks against the
character of that neighborhood is aristocra, and
ought 10 be hung.
Resolved, That any man who pays his debts a
poor deyll-and he who works six days of the week
steady, when he can loaf and ocofoco round the
streets, deserves our scverest public dsapprobaon,
for Initiating the ridiculous conduct Of those called
dustro1s and frugal.
Resolved, that any man who owns ten thousand
dollars is IN very perlous condition-tha he who
owns twenty thousand is pretty being n rascal
that he who has three four houses and supposed
10 be worth 100000 IS horrible villain, and deserves
eternal eXecraiion from all real loaers and locofocos.
Resolved, that all lawyers, dvines EDITORS brokers,
bankers and men what write and read, and stick
pens behind their ears, ought to be hung right oil or
banshed to Texas and Tampico.
Resolved that the record Of the convictions and
sentences OF the flour rioters be printed veum, and
hung up in every grog shop in town-also, that the
resolutions of the Legislature Jacques Co. be put
up printed in the same frame, and he deemed and
taken a. certificates of good character and obed cnce
20 the eternal principles Of locofocolsm.
Resolved, that the splendid establishments at Sing
Sing, Blackwelrs Island, Bellevue, the City Prison,
and all watch houses be hereafter deemed and taken
to be the only valuable and useful public institutions,
for education and instruction. IN the land and that no
man ought 10 enjoy public Office who has not taken
his degrees, with cciat, al one OF ;hos5 venerable
places.
Resolved, that Sing Sng is the great alma ma
Ter fall loalers candidate for Mayor be selected
from some oil the most worthy inmates OF that
able houso-and that Messrs. Jacques, Slam and
Ming be appointed a committee TO 20 up the river,
wait upon the patriots there, ascertain If any Of
them can, without transgressing the rules Of Their
der the legal period of probation, accept the no
mlnaton for Mayor OF New York for the ensuing
year which about 10 be made by the great I.oafer
and Loco.ocO committee Of nomination.
Resolved that these proceedings lie published in
our organ the New Era" and that Boyden be di.
rected to pay the expense Of printing by sending
basket OF cold wittas and Jug OF gin sling.
SLAM BASG Chairman.
Thus we 20. But 10 be serious-is il not astonish-