Rutland herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1823-1847, 1837-02-21

storm, concluded Geo keep her lamp burning. Wien
she aw"kc 10 lhe morning, size found "a her amDze.
meat tbat e'ert ding m the room had turned
blstk-:hc Windows tie cuftains-tbc pillows
aud To efovn al. ou 10, king into mirror. even
her own beautiful face Vas likewise deco, cred to
Je dressed Ia deep mourning" The POOR thing
at once concluded that she had been st,ucs by
lightning, It was nothing, however, bot lamp
hoct.
yIns.cLrAs GAR. Young Du,irage the comic
ac'or, "u,e, snd speaks good yankee as any
on The stsgc. lie headed his benefit bill at
Bangor with the following caie phrase:
"Ouf folks want TO know, II your lks'l come
down tonigh TO our folks and fetch all yost
folks hionsi All the Ircrs must put on their
,e!,eIosi vests Dnd su..es, shirt collars, aid fetch
al tie gals, and III bet hunk of gingerbread
ia GOD of iasses candy that you'i have bun
kun Il nc :"
yBAtnEioa. Cae who is fearful of marrying, les,
lis vile ,bould become his mistress, that he not
an'tcqccnty loshes his career by converting his
mistress into wife. a married msn' said John
sou has n.ony cares but bachelor las pleas
nrrs.' Getting himself o;r from a greet blessing,
ior fear of some iri.us annoyance, he has rvulod
he ".ssctc Who secuted am-ef against corus, by
anpu'.'ing lis leg.
Two POOR men applied TO rich for nsse-
once. He offered Que Of them money, AMI the
other, beng Cuvions said--It is of no use to give
hin money, sr. lie ~ll immediately spend ii
ALL The f.cli maa then promised to send the
speaker load Of wood. 1t is OF no to send
him wood said he first applicant. for he will burn
II all Co., Peat d. Gaiayg.
Las, weoa lAe following was put Up before the
door ola bllchsunth ., West Munck,on :-"On
monday FiGh december Som parson or parsons
Broken IN Ihoms Gready hous s,o!d Som munoy if
aney paison " Ill prove tie Defender u" Dtcing
Them 10 Conveckshons tho ssm shall irom Tho
Gacady Reeve the Reward of Ten Shl.lin's.
- Taunton Courier.
On Stems entering Tho coffee room a. York,
Mr.. 4. s'aun. him fJii in the face, said he hated
psrson. "..nd 60. sir does my dog, for as soon
as put my gown and cossack lie falls a bar
king" Indeed replied A., chow long has he
done so ''-"Eyer fioce he puppy, slr. "said
S,erne. land eth look upon hmas one"
ABsgNcg " niNp.-A gentleman just from the
Acs', iufurns US of an instance ofthIs kind where
Il GAhtf eiiNtb'a'''i Nhitc az
fell to whiting his hugers instead Of stick. and
Did not discover the mistake Ill he had Whitfield
o!fhs two frs: Enger and shnrpened the third to
point.
If all tic newspapers which are read were piled
IN heap, they would make a mouniair-then II oil
the newspapers which were paid for we're placed
10 snoiher heap beside the former. and were
to stand On tie top OF each Aeap, the would be
far above the other that they could not converse
4 together without the aid Ola sPeskibg-trUmpei.
Pearl GALAXY
The B1ffilo Journal asks how certain politi.
can could get living II he were cast off by his
( pauy.-Prentice says be might travel about with
bsboon. snd cara eoppcrs by puzz.ing the crowd
20 tell which was which.
An Irish gentleman, with mueh nsisete recently
remarked that such 7robe5iy wollI soon be the
speed oftrasehng by steam, that enc could 80 rom
London 10 Brighton IN shorter Time than he
could sop al home.
4 msa was boasiing ubnui lis know ledge Of the
world hen a wsg in company sskcd him II h.
bad ever been 90 Algebra. Il canno; exactly tell =
said be, ''ou, ihuk passed il on he coach.
robasiVus country man, meeting physician
rso 10 hide bchind wall teiug asked the osuse
he replied g. Tie 80 long suce I've been scl
that Pn ashamed 10 look physician 10 the fsey.'
RE.soN ToK HANGING. S,r Edward Coke, ssi,
thar the reason Tor bang,ng wss that thc crinlus
sss rejected ho,L II Heaven and Earth, and Na
therefore Suspended 10 Interfere vita neither
The clergy liros BY our ems. me doctor by "
diseases, snd the lswter by %. iolles. What d
pfiniefs lave on eckS answers uhai
Coon. An eastern editor recommends the p.s
ssgs Of e ,S iEPosing tar upon dogs and Ae1,
paper borrowers.
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