The herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1835-1837, 1837-03-14


casm. Col Benton, who " fit" with Gen. jackson
in The streets Of Nashville is the hero today. M
Tar PRESIDENT AND HIS CABISRr.-Rumors are
aaost thai difficulty has already taken place be-
tween The new President and his cabinet. Mr. Van
Buren,, wanting 10 get rid Of Mr. Forsyth, offered him
the Austrian mission, wherea the latter s'ormed, re-
signed and addressed his cons,uentsbut before tax
Ing the fatal step, recanted, backed out, and looked
like fool. ..s Yrrr
We VIII give Mr. Van Buren, little advice. We
know as much Of human nature as he does, and
great deal more of honesty fcaressness, and true re-
lgion towards the beautiful goddesses OF this world
Dir " b. mus, be master his own household if he
hopes for peace-frm, STERN cool, calm, imperturba-
bic If were in Mr.. Van Buren's shoes which
thank God am not would make every minister
rogue or rascal rom the kitchen to the garrett, march
out of my premises, if they did not conform to what
/ believed was just, honorable and proper. You can
not get along with the miserable politicians of the day
without being despot. Kissing and kindness are the
principles that take with beautiful sensible women; but
with men, corrupted and debauched at such places at
Tammany Hail. you must be despot, an autocrat,
tyrant-brt sensible despot an equitable auto
crat conscientious tyrant Do that, and they obey
like contemplate spaniels as they are.
We will never forgive Mr. Van Buren if he relaxes
an iota the wholesome despotism which General
Jackson exercised the rascals of the democratic
party He never can be reelected unless he is
equally stern frm and iron-hearted TO those floods
! of unchasiened rogues. We know what democracy
is. Ii is Ike wild horse. You must use the whip
without stnt-and the more you whip true democrats,
the better they will obey. Principles are nothing 1t
is the will of man that governs all.
~ TnF HERALD is on the highway to high des-
tiny. The whole Of large edition was gone yester-
day before 10 o'clock and during the live long day.
people crowded to the Office asking for more-more-
more. te
g want il for the wedding party" s.
=" want il TO read the account Of Jedediah Bur-
chard" 0e ne.t
IL want il to read your prayer"
"Iwan it 10 read your foreign news, which is better
than that Of the large papers"
Thus We 90. The excitement which is created by
the Herald and its correspondents is the most re-
markable phenomenon Of the day. What will it be
when all our plans carried into effect?
Another Inaug uration--Anot inaugural.
Sso ss hs sc that :. ! the leader eff
csSTudy al INSTRUMENTATION tOOA pudCc III the
Board Of Brokers, Inaugural and Farewell Adj
dress which least equal any ofthose have
received from Washington and far more to the pur-
pose. Mr.. X. covered with honor and per centsges,
retired from the presidency and Mr.. c., worthy
member, was elected unanimously to FIJI the vacancy.
Immediately on his induction into Office splendid
wreath of artificial fell from the ceiling or from
ths hands Of Mr.. L., upon his manly brows and under
the inspiration of the moment, he thus spake:
"Gentemen Of the Board of Brokers, thank YOU
for the honor you have conferred upon me in elsctnp
me to keep order and impose fines upon this honorable
body. We have had hard times of late. Stock has
risen in spite of all my eHorts--but il stock will rise
shall rake care to make fines rise also. Formerly the
world was filled with savages and ignorance They
knew nothing of "cornering utterly ignorant
of "buyng or selling on time knew not bear
from "bull' and "hammering" 10 them was an
unknown system. Now that dark age has departed
The world is enlighened-,he true age OF civilization
has been introduced by the Board Of Brokers ofNcw
ork When first became msmber Of this honora-
BILE Board, we werefew in number, small in influence
low in funds, and lower in stocks. In 1920, the
whole stocks on our list did not amount to six sorts
now count oqer sixty fancy stocks, besides staples
ifty The New York Board of Brokers is the great
sensorum Of the money market Of the United States
We knock IL up and knock il down just as we see it,
From the remotest State the borrowers and poor
lewis daily and weekly sending their script TO be
,ashed here We shave off their whiskers and trim
hem decenty before they get back again. We are the
.reat Sanhedrim that regulate the exchanges and
'rices throughout the nation. We can punish banks
md make bank directors tremble--see the Seventh
Ward Bank. From the smallest beginnings we have
rown up TO this magnitude. Our head touches the
nigh, hand the Rocky Mountains, and oar
FL London and Paris. Formerly, fly or hundred
hares of stock were all our sales in day. in 1920 or
.l-aow we buy and sell 10000 shares in couple of
,eurs-get rich or ruined in a twinking-and aston
al the world around. Therse of the Board of Brokers
n power and fortune has been caused by shrewdness
acueness, honor, integrity, and frank and gentle
manly demeanor Let never forget thess quali,les
They are qualities that will stand every degree ofham
merng ans 10 coraerng can put them in corner
Gendemen, again thank you for the honor you have
conferred upon me-and the least can do is to cele
brate this occasion, day next week, wtha splen
did dinner and profusion Of the most delicate wines
of France and Italy. What do you say to that 2
How much is bid for dinnerT'
Bravo, bravo T. CRED out all the brokers' "lefs
have dinner by all means"