The Hillsborough recorder. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1820-1879, 1837-03-10

AN EL0PEMENT.

An ELOPEMENT.
Flank. I am going TO be married.
T. BE- what. Bob!
Married.
Married. Boil
An! married. Why not! and to morrow
evening. ...= "##*
VINO can be such fool!
Ispoke rather lhoughtlesslv 10 be sure,
but il was 81 natural Bob was a clever
feIIow-one of that class Of people who
lend umbrellas and penkniyes. a very
good natured fellow but everv body
said when thew called him 50. what a
pily he had not liille more sense He
would do any thing for ynu. and YOU
might DO any thing 10 him. and as for his
being offended. II was something he ne
ver dreamed Of. and in fact people said
be did not know enough 10 be offended
a,ery malicious observation undouhled.
~; but one that SON hGv gained Won
dr0us credit Twas al loss to imagine
who Bon could have imposed upon so
much as 10 persuade - become his wife.
and ran through the whole list of nurse.
~ nd. and mIlIiners' apprentices that
Ibad ever seen without being able 10 ar.
rive a, suv satisfactory conclusion. ]
spoke sperefore ms thaughis when ] said
WI can he such foaif
F IL said Bob. without comprehend
inq sha, nv remark was aiher than &c
ntral one, You don't Think lady fool
for 7",ng aUf,ed. do you.
e. dnder particular circumstances.
repi.si.
But there are difficulties in the way.
l should think there migh' be.
And rely on you to assist me.
Reilly. my dear Bob. would do al.
ms, any thing 10 ohlige Won; bnt dom
thigs | could persuade a lsdy to marry
you. | am not eloquent. Besides | have
Conscience
On, she has consenied-but her father
these fathers. you know, are Away:
in tie way. have not asked him, bu
shc saws il will be 81 no use. and 50 WI
mus, elope. To morrow evening is the
sppuinied time. and you. | am sure. vii
not refuse rs your assistance.
.gs | concluded iha, IL any lady was fool
ish enough 10 run away with Bob,
should NOT be 10 blsmr for assisting then
70 do the thing hsndsumely. ] also qul
e,ed my conscience bv thinking that
,hiss. looked very bad ! would carry ih
f. immortal 10 the insane hospital an,
se,t for her friends. So | consented.
| viii assist you, Bob
Thank YOU: | will call and arrang
matters with you in the morning. Goo
evening, &
Good evening. But stop one moment
who is the lady!
I,ldntI tell you! Mariana F..
I was glad that IL was evening. an
Bos could not see nv face. think
must have turned all coIors. leane
aga,ns; the house for support Could
BE- pas> bic! Mariana F., my M'
rl44na: she whose DEVOTED slave haV
been far SIX mortal weeks--to sham
hal written reams &C red hot letters
[there Is the true secret IL the snrplu
reseaue)--for whose sake had given u
smnking, and gone to church with u
regularity If sexton merely To look VI
on her pretty iace--to whom | had swor
more vows than ! could ever perform
shJuld live tn the age If MPlhnselah-
whom for six weeks had hlrted with a
the nothing. danced with all the evenIn!
and sqrenaded half the night. She.
all. pihers, Ia jiit me-to elope-to ru
away. and wllh such fellow as Bob
fool, an ideat. Alas! They say
"Jov laug at i"s+'.' rerjuries.'
The I'D fellow must keep up terrlb
sigglIng went home melancholy.
ma we'll be imagined: il is no slig
tn. . to sensitive man like me, To
I'LL. after SIX weeks honest and fat
fu' ,urtship doubted in what way
COUNT suicide Arsenic is very dis
gree nIr: hanging j. :" ahominably W
o.. 4 A. i,,r siahhioe 40 'trk,"g. N
is ~ 81 ,ch like lhs way they kill cslV
snd sheep.