The herald., 1837-04-01

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one You see, Mr.. Editor, what fuss made 10 sell
the first paper.
:, The Herald is gaining here with intelligent minds.
me Ioiiowng Incidents curious trained dog called
at my office the other day-stocd opposite the coun-
ter on his hind egs-and eyed the newspapers placed
before hlm, namely Era, Transcript, and Herald
considering, as thought, which to take. Suddenly
his dogship, with gentle toss of his head, dropped
rom his mouth two cents, right on the Herald. |
folded one for him. The handless gentleman caught
hold Of the same with his mouth and went of wag-
gng his tall without saying word
d. MITCHELL
Mr.. BENNETT-Sr: You will recolsct publishing
in your unrivalled Herald communication from Ju-
llette, complaining of the perfdy and desertion of
one in whom she had unreservedly con6ded her
heart richest treasure. You answered my humble
complaint, from the dictates of pure and honorable
heart, and am proud TO say that you have laid me
under an obligation which can never be cancelled.
our conduct IN other respects has been worthy of
tho prompHgs of your high and noble spirit for you
refused to deliver the manuscript to who thought
himself the hero, and rejected his high brbes with
disdain, thereby sparlng me the modification of an
exposure.
Words can but inadequately express my admiration
and heartfelt thanks for your Independent and manly
procedmc-for your prompt and ready acquiescence
to my request and for the beneficial results of your
erse and piquant reply. Yes Mr.. Bennett to that
alone do ascribe "my coquette's" altered conduct,
tor ne came TO shortly after its publication and
acknowledged that his desertion was only ruse to
affection | received him with cold and calm ex-
terror, while my heart was swelling with the fulness
OF overpowering emotion. But he plead his cause
with such sweet per sla siveness OF manner with de-
monstrations Of such heartfelt emotion that it was
noti woman's nature long to Withstand eloquence
SO potent. Yielded with the proviso that he would
never repeat the offence, but would henceforward re-
ceve my actions as sincere proofs of unwaverng and
unextlngu.shable attachment. But his happiness is
still incomplete; he still writhes under the stigma of
"coquete, which you have affixed to his character.
Will you refuse to reract that wordappicable 10 none
but the frivolous of my sex, and the worthless and
abandoned of yoursl
Still, at times, with all my apparently good pros
poets, cannot but have fearful misglvngs; sad and
dark forebodng that all is not right, that have been
too enlcnt, and too credslous. ! should SO soon
have forgiven and forgotten six months desertion,
and know not whether union with him is most to
be desired and deprecated. If man can deceive
young and trusting heart once, will he not twice?
oa snail be bem my % umpire 70 your experience and
you think that deceit is still the tenant of his bOsOm
and his late actions mere badnage, will relnquish
all claim to his hand and heart will retire to some
romantic and sequestered spot, and what with ma
ure's beauties and gores, the Herald for my compa-
mon, and religion for my guide and support, can
finish my pilgrimage on earth peacefully, il not hap
PLY. But should you deem that sincerity and truth
have influenced his actions you shall shortly receive
"bundle Of bridal favors," accompanied with an ad-
vertlse ment Of the following purport Married by
the Rev. -, &c, &c" from your grateful friend,
and ardent admirer JuLIETrE
ASswER.-Mary him, fair Julieue. A sensible
woman can always make sensible man do what
she pleases-that is, always do right. a romantic
vale" the bcautesof nature, the Herald" are
no complete substitutes for a husband. These do
very well in their place-but husband is husband
II MEpHAL QUAcKERy IS beginnngto attract
the attention, and reprobation, of every ind pendent
and intelligent press throughout the country The
newspapers Of Philadelphia and Baltimore have al
ready taken notice ofthe gross charatansms ofBran
dreh and his pills. The following, from tn, "Besron
Courier" one Of the abest papersln thatcty properly
represents the system putting invented and carried
into effect by Brandreth.
Perspicutty-Some twenty years ago. there was
personage in this vicinity, known by the name land
we believe by no other the "f'ain Water Doctor"
and who gained as much notonety from the unlnte-
igble tracts which he published upon ths utility and
efficacy Of Rain Water as an article of human susie
nance as from any remarkable effects that his sys
tenn of diet and regimen produced upon his admirers
We are inclined think that the doctor, whose
is affixed to the certificate which follows, may be
that of the benevolent Rain Water Doctor, whose
mystery was never developed during his residence in
this neighborhood. The certificate procured and
published, as puff, by vender OF quaek medicines
ia New York =
"For therefore to make trouble in future to
any gentleman to be doubtful of the veracity Of my
letter 10 DIR. Brandfeth have now engaged myself
to DIR. Brandreth if he should think proper to make
more use OF my letter. any paper which he pleases
hope that my reputation as regular physician
since near thirty years, and to be honored as mem
Der of many Of the most distinguished Medical Soc-
cites OF this happy country oflbery and independence
the same OF Europe that these facts cannot be denied
-. +. Francis LOBSTER M. d."
How much did Brandreth, NJ. d. give TO Lobster
NJ. ID. for his certifcatel
FiRE.-The fire yesterday morning was in Thir
teenth street. Sixth avenue Three heuses were al