Burlington free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1827-1865, 1837-11-17
Voc. X.I--No. E43
They wage war
present, and to

Quarrel with mined pics, and diaparagc
Their best aud dearest friend, plum porrdge:
Fat pig and goose itself oppose,
And blaspheme custard through the nose."
Here, IN the lines just quoted, Is an
exact portrait Of a modern lecturer on ID.
etetcs. skntched by the hand OF an CD
Master. General ignorance, with smat-
terlng Of medical knowIedge; some fuency
IN speaking, or readiness with the PEN
great lact IN discovering the dispositions,
aud skill IN the management ct certain
class of persons; an AR of easy, cool I'M
pudsncc 10 public; an oracu|ar and self
possessed man in privae the parts OF
! that baautilui mosaic an apostle of dlete-
tics. Of such materials are framed those
! little men who attempt upon the earth 10
rival Dliiv; who assume bis thunder ana
trident; biz power to shake The heart with
fear; 10 regulate the human system; ana
to denouncc penal fires, and all Imaginable
and unima rnshlc torturcs on the head OF
rebellion. These are the cunning p!otters
who work upon weak minds through their
! iancles aud doubts. "They give life and
body 10 their fears Such men, broken
down in health and dyspep'ic, whose lives
have been scene of miserable and false
feelings, engendered by a morbid condition
o. body assume 10 become prophets and
dispensers of health. These ruined and
rulnous horoIoges would give the time
o'day 10 the healthy world.
Then Tor description of Jietetc or
Graham boarding house.
We think one of the rarest spectaces in
the wofId most be ("hal Is caHeoJ ufa'
! han boarding house at about the dinner
hour. Along q table, from which, per-
hapl the tol elegant and gorgeous luxury
~" 20 cT,S',.' ,,,,I ,;s;on of
"njoyou me 'e.c"y OF an oc'Ia, v,s'o" 81
az "''' o 1919! ,, 80,
y u,'t u, e,,,;,t, ,o,,,;n
sn.;,,,i ss,,i, ,vT;rh r ,loro w.re anv
o%oa f ,,,l,;nr f,,i mool off ZACH
, o o'1". ,,"", n'i,,,, r,,hon. hroal, in,o
Ja"I. nra.,i. Tho ,o,,Ioron 20.
= "n,II, h,s,. cr, IN oboI,, 81 wh;,e a NJ.
~ Ina'' ,,o,rJa,s f,tna v;1 ,o,don tbe
: ,m,,'ori r,',n,n,;o, ,-,so,yod in soH an.
: :, H., |roci ho,d of ooch Stand, , email
,,.to., ~. n;n, ,,,,t,or IS cold woi.- a,
,,,obonon a d,ooc,;nn If bo, wo.e, win
u E,,in mill, and errar--ras Professor
tt,,,h,oo, ;,.,,,T, a,r,os ;N 80, born,,es.
al 'o',,,,r, hay.,,ro =, tho r;,h, .
,h;n ,or,,nn, or h,an. hr,od S,re,cbed
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Wv r,;ao h. fI,'. s,,,n.I;no
g ,oid;shn, ,nI ,,.n, !, .o,,n,o,.noe ~
=, so,,v hnnch If nspo,oo,s s,ruoa NV ,,i,n.
" ON, ssnco, Tho ysn Of The table ia - ,sd hv
, hollow dish with a dozen potatoes, rather
r corpsea of potatoes, in row lying at the
= bottom.
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II q, far ronvo,,,,ion oc ,ba d,vos, md dali,
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y ,voro,,hi, iood" s,vs ,ra soo.o;nu.
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r,ol,na l;,,,i;no,,Fo s ,o,o,;n.,;n
y oo,,as ;,,daoo,, ia"!s, "a.; ;, ' ~.
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- anu 'o'"'''' very s'ou
= we IKE your novelties III educa'oh No'h'
81 marc b,nn;ly ,honght O. ,han y die, Of
greens for freshmen and Sophomores, (and