The Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1837-1867, 1837-12-05
DIR BRA.MDREI,H wants no college, no i',sti-

success of his grandfather's UNIVERSAL IEG-
EIABLE PILLS, established IN Engcamd, lI ,.t
uScence should contribute TO the comfort, heaith,
and happiness Of mankind
VEyHESE celebrated Pills OF which eighty thou
H. sand boxes have been sold in ~ YORK since
JULY 1885, are now recommended by thousands OF
persons whom they have cured ofconsumpton, IN
huenza, dyspepsia, headache, pains and sense oil
lullness in the back part of the head, usually the
symptoms Of apoplexy, Janndice' Fever ana ague,
bilious, scarlet typhus, yellow, and common fevers
of all kinds, asthma, govt, rheumatism, nervous
diseases, liver complaint, pleurisy, inward weak
ucss, depression of inc Spirits ruptures, infamma-
ses, Group, coughs, whooping cough, quincy, chol-
ic cholera moIbus, gravel, worms, dysentery, deaf
ness ringing noises in the head, kings evil, scroiu-
n erysoelas or st anthonys fire, salt rhenm, white
swellings, ulcers, some of 30 years standing can
GERS tumors swelled feet and legs piles, costive
ness, all cru tons of the skim frightiu dreams, fe-
male complaints of every kind, especially ohstruc-
tons, relaxations, &c.
$500 testimonials have been received from indi-
vduas of the highest responsibility. They in fact
prove, and the cures they make, that there IL no
necessity for any other medicine.
Although DIR Ii. has enumerated by name the a.
bove diseases, he is nevertheless of opinion with
his grandfather, the late celebrated DIR VIM Bran
dreh that there is only one disease, mpugty of
the blood which by impeding the circulation, brings
on inflammation and consequent arrangement in
the organ part where such impurity of the blood
settIes and that is the different appearances which
this inflammation or arrangement put on, that nave
| caused medical men to designate such appearances
by various names, but which are in fact, only the
same disease, with more or less virulence. DIR VIM.
Brandreth was fully convinced of the truth of the
above simple theory, thai he spent 30 years in ex
pertinent and laborlous research into the medicinal
properties of the numerous plants composing the
Vegetable Kingdom; his object being to compose
n medicine which should at once purify, and pro-
duce by specific action, removal Of all bad humors
from the blood by the stomach and bowels, as by
the continuation of the of such medicine such
humors to be carried off, and the blood
sumo n state of purity; and whoever takes these
Pills, and perseveres with them, will be satisfied
that Dir VIM. Brandreth fully attained his philan-
thropc object, 1t is now an absolute and known
fact, that every disease, whether it be in the head
or feet in The brain or meanest member; whether
it be an outward ulcer, or an inward abscess,
all, though arising from many causes, reducible to
this one grand effect, namely, lmpurity OF blood
| In all cases they will be found a safe and simple
remedy, yet all powerful for the removal OF d sedse,
whether chronic or recent, infections otherwise;
and what makes them particularly adapted TO this
country is that there is not the slightest liability
cold when taking them, indeed the system is abso-
lutely less susceptible of cold when under their in
huence, than at any other time-therefore in this
climate they are invaluable. Neither do they G.
quiro change of diet or care Of any kind, In Eng.
land these Pills have been the only medicine OF
many families for periods varying from forty six
ty years and have always prov ed efectua in
ing health whenever an aberrutiun from it has
Cured In many where the dreadful rava-
ges of liberation had laid bare ligaments and bone
and where TO all appearance no human means could
save lie, have patients by the of these pills
oecn restored to good health, the deyOurnn diSeaSp
having been perfectly eradicated.
In consequence of the pleasaatness of their OPP
Grafton and the dose not generally being required to
be more than four five pills, (merey keeping in
view the drain upon the humors they arc last s,.
perseding every other preparation OF protested
similar import. Gases may occur where it will be
proper to take twenty or even thirty pills;
this must be considered with reference to highly in.
naintnaory disease, or when great pain is expert.
enced.
AS BIandreths pills prevent scurvy. costiyeprss
ana Its consequences, seataring men, and all travel
lers To foreign regions, should not be without them
IN order to resort to on every occasion Of illness
n u. Time Or climate affects them not
southern gentlemen will ind This medicine one
which VIII ensure health to people on ther estates
Cancers Several cases ofcure can be referred to
the cure is sure IT perseverance is used
consumption. Reference can be made to INN,
bers who have been cured in New York and Brook
Ign, of this disease.
Eradication. DIR Brandroth has been ,esa;lad h
the proprietors of other medicines as n nercon,ry
quacS because he is said to recommend his medI
cine In large quantities, and that good medicine
Is so required. The fact is, that any medicine hav-
ing Mercury, Arsenic, antmony, or Hemlock in il
could not be taken in large Doses because it were
such medicines would destroy life at once He
does not say the medicines to which he alludes have
those ingredients in them but it is evident from
their directions, that great is required in the
taking of them. Now, Brandreth's Vegetable u
nversal Pills can be taken at all times in large or
small Doses according to urgency of symptoms
T. such is the reputation, and so great the demand
for the Genuine 'Brandreth's Vegetable Universal
rlliS that counterfeit article is made adUertiscd
and sold as genuino-and some individuals who sell
the counterfeit pills, have advertised themselves ms
my agent-that have found it necessary to pre-
serve the reputation of my pills, and save the pub
lie from imposition, to furnish every agent with
certificate, which is as follows,
"Br@ndreMs Vegetable Universal Pills."
~ SECURITY AGAINST CoUNrERFEIrs
The within named, Fare g. Parmoloe If All,
dletown, Conn are my appointed General Agents
e or me Stae OF Vermont, Connecticut Except Fair
held Co.) tiampden, Hampshire & Franklin Coun
ties, Mass; Cheshire II Sullivan Counties N IT
in the United States of America; And this letter
which Is signed by me, b. BRANDRErH, in INV own
named General Agent, whose names will also an.
pear IN the principal papers in the United States
ms caution has become absolutely necessary TO
guard the public against the numerous counterfs;ts
which are out of the above popular medicine ''''
b. BRANDRETH, Nj. d.
New York, Feb. 90, 1887
GEO F.. WALTON, Montpelier is General A.
gent for Vermont excepting Windham WinJsor