The Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1837-1867, 1837-08-29
DR BR.aNDREI,H apants no college, no insti-

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syrccss of his 0randfather's UNIVERSAL VEG-
ETABLE PILLS, established IN Engddma, lIoi'
"Science should contribute to the com'or' hea''n'
s and happiness OF mankind
| TNHESE celebrated Pills OF which eighty tnou-
Il sand boxes have been sold in N YORK since
July, 1885, now recommended by thousands Oh
persons whom they have cured ofconsumPton IN
| huenza, dyspepsia, headache, pains and sense OIL
fullness in the back part of the head, usually the
symptoms of apoplexy, Jaundice, Fever and ague,
bilious, scarlet yPhus, yellow, and common fevers
of all kinds, asthma govt, rheumatism, nervous
diseases, liver complaint, pleurisy, inward weak
uess depression Of the spirits, ruptures, infamma-
tons, sore eyes, fits palsy dropsy, sma1 pox mea-
sizes, Group, coughs, whooping cough, qunzy, Ghol-
ic cholera morbus, gravel worms, dysentery, deaf
ness ringing noises in the head, kings evil, scrof-
la erysipelas, st anthony fire. salt rheum White
| swengs, ulcers, some of 80 years standing, can
GERS, tumors, sweed feet and legs, piles, cosliye
ness all cru ptons of the skin, frightul dreams, e-
male complaints of every kind, especially obsruc-
| tons, relaXations, &C .
! $500 testimonials have been received from lndi-
| viduals of the highest responsibility They IN fact
prove, and the cures they make, that there IL no
necessity for any other medicine.
| Although DR. b. has enumerated by name the a.
boye diseases, he is nevertheless of opinion Win
his grandfather, the late celebrated DIR VIM Bran
dreh that there is only disease an impurity OF
the BLOOD which by impeding the circulation, brings
on inflammation and consequent arrangement IN
the organ or part where such impurty OF the blood
setles and that it is the different appearances wch
this Inflammation or arrangement put on, that nave
caused medical men to designate sucn aPPe",anIes
by various names, but which are In TACT, only inc
same disease with more less vlrulence. Dr WIN
Brandreth was fully convinced of the truth OF inc
above simple theory, thai he spent 80 years IN eA
perimen and laborIous research into the medicinal
pro- erties of the numerous plants composing the
Vegetable Kngdom his object being to compose
medicine which should at once purify, and pro-
duce by specific action, a removal OF all bad humors
from the blood by the stomach and bowels, as by
the continuation of the use of such mediclne,such
humors to be carried off, and the blood as
sumo a state of purity; and whoever takes these
Pills, and perseveres with them, will be satisfied
that DR. VIM. Brandreth fully attained his philan-
thropic object 1t is now an absolute and known
fact that every disease, whether it be in the head
or feet, in The brain meanest member; whether
it be an outward ulcer, an inward abscess, are
all, though arising from many causes reducible to
this one grand effect, namely y, impurity OF blood
In all cases they will be found safe and simple
remedy, yet all powerful for the removal OF disease
whether chronic recent, infections otherwise;
and what makes them particularly adapted 70 this
country, is that there is not the hes liability to
cold when taking them indeed the system is abso-
lutey less susceptible of cold when under their in
huence, than at any other tme-therefore in this,
climate they are invaluable. Neither do they re-
quire change of diet of any kind. In Eng
land these Pills have been the only medicine of
many families for periods varying from forty TO elk
y years and have always proved cffectual in restor
ing health whenever an alteration from il has
Cured. In many where the dreadful rava-
ges of liberation had laid bare lgaments and bone,
and where TO all appearance no human means could
been restored good health, the devouring disease
having beer perfectly eradcated.
In consequence Of the pleasaniness of their OPP
Grafton and the dose not generally being required TO
be more than four or five pills, (merely keeping in
view the drain upon the humors,) they fast su-
perseding every other preparation of protested
similar import Cases may occur where it will be
proper to take twenty even thirty more pills;
this must be considered with reference TO highly in-
fammatory disease, or when great pain is expert.
enced.
Ac c:II
and its consequences, seafaring men, and all travel
ers to foreign regions, should not BIO without them,
IN order to resort to on every occasion of Illness
N. Is. Time or climate affects them
Southern gentlemen will find this medicine one
which will ensure health to people on Their estates
Cancers. Several cases of cure be referred to;
the cure Is sure IT perseverance is used
Consumption. Reference can be made to mum,
bers who have been cured in New York and Brook
lyn, of this disease.
Vindication. DR. Brandreth has been assaled by
the proprleors of other medicines, as a mercenary
quack, because he is said to recommend his med-
cine In large quantities, and that good medicine
Is SO required The fact is, that any medicine hav-
ing Mercury, Arsenic, antimony, or Hemlock in it
could not be taken in large Doses because if it were
such medicines would destroy life at once. He
does not say the medicines to which he alludes have
those ingredients in them, but it is evident, from
their directions, that great is required in the
taking of them. Now, Brandreth's Vegetable u
nversai Pills can be taken at all times, in large or
small doses, according to urgency of symptoms.
Such is the reputation, and great the demand
for the Genuine 'Brandreths Vegetable Universal
Pllls that counterfeit article is made advertised
and sold as genuine-and some individuals who sell
the counterfeit pills, have advertised themselves as
my agent-that have found it necessary to pre-
serve the reputation of my pills, and the pub
lie from imposition, to furnish every agent with
certificate, which is as follows,
"BrandreM's Vegetable UaioersaL Pills"
SECURITY AGAINST CoUNTERFE1rs.
The within named, Fare q Parmelee of Mid
deletown, Conn are my appointed General Agents
Tor the State of Vermont, Connecticut (exce pt Fair
held COD Hampden, Hampshire s. Franklin Coun
ties, Mass; Cheshire. d Sullivan Counties, NH
In the United States of America; And this letter
which is signed by me, b. BRANDRErH, in my own
hand writing, must also be signed by the within
named General Agent, whose names will also APP
pear pear IN the principal papers in the United States
This caution has become absolutely necessary, to
guard the public against the numerous countereits
which are out of the above popular medicine