The Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1837-1867, 1837-11-14


she GIFTS for two persons"
temper, .an1iety, LanguOr, and Melancholy, which
are the general symptoms Of Dyspepsia, will vanish
as natural consequence OF its cure. CostioenesS,
by cleansing The whole length OF the intestnes.with
a solver process, and without vioence all violent
purges leave the bowels costve within two days.
DiarrhOon and Cholera by removing the sharp acrld
fluids by which these complaints are accustomed,
and by promoting the lubricative secretion OF the
muscus membrance. FcUerS Of all hinds,by restor-
ing the blood to regular circulation, through the
process Of perspraon in some cases, and the thor
ough solution of all intestinal distractions in others.
The LIFE PILLS have been known to cure Rheu-
natisn, permanently in three weeks, and GOut in
half that time, by removing local inflammation from
the muscles and Iigaments of the joints DrOpsies
Of all kinds, by freeing and strengthening the kid
neys and bladder; they operate most delightfully."-
on these important organs, and hence have ever
been found certain remedy for the worst cases of
Gra5eL. Also, WOrmS, from dislodging from the
turnngs Of the bowels the slymy matter to which
these creatures adhere; asthma and Consumption,
by relieving the air vessels of the lungs from the
mucus, which even slight colds will occasion, which
if not removed becomes hardened, and produces
those dreadful diseases. Scur0y, Ulcers and Invet-
crate Sores by the perfect purity which these Life
Pills give to the blood, and all the humors; ScorGutic
EruptiOns, and Bad CopleziOns by their Alternative
effect upon the fluids that feed the skim the morbid
state OF which occasions all Erupti0e complaints,
Sailoac, Cloudy, and other diSGgrecabLe Oaplerions
The of these Pills for very short time will eff.
feet an entire of Salt Theunl, ErYsipelas and
striking Improvement in the CEe0ra,eSS of the SHIN
Common Cotds and Influenza, will always be cured
by one dose, or by two, even in the worst cases
PdeS,-as remedy for this most distressing and
obstinate malady, the Vegetable Life Pills deserve
distinct and emphatic recommendation. 1t is we'll
known 10 hundreds IN this city, that the Proprietor
OF these Invaluable Pills. himself afflicted with
this complaint for upwards of Mi1ty-fUe years and
that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed with
In the whole compass of the Materia Medica Ii
however, at length tried the medicine which he
Ic nd ba in
short time, after his recovery had been pronounced
not only improbable, but absolutely impossible by
any human means.
DIRECTIONS FOR USE.-Thc Proprietor of
the Vegetable Life Pills does not follow the base
and mercenary practice of the quac1s the day, in
advising persons to take his Pills in large quantities.
No good medicine possibly be SO required
These Pills to be taken at bed time every night
Cor week or fortnight according TO the obStinacy
OF The disease. The usual dose is from 2 to s. ac-
cordinS 10 the constitution of the person Very del
icae persons should begin with but tv AN increase
as the nature of the case may require; those more
robust, or of very costve habits, may begin with
8, and increase 20 a, or even Pills, and they will
effect sufficiently happy change to guide the pa
occasion sickness anowomi,ing, though very seldom
unless the stomach is very foul; this, however, may
be considered favorable Symptom, as the patient
will find himself at relieved, and by persever-
ance will soon recover. They usually operate
within 10 or IL hours and never give pain, unless
the bowels are very much encumbered They may
be taken by the most delicate females duder any
circumstances.-lt is, however, recommended that
those III latter periods ofpregnancy should take but
one at time and then continue keep the bowe Is
open: and even two may be taken when the patient
is very costive. One pill in "A solution of two table
spoons full OF water, may be given to an infant in
the following doses-a tea spoon full every Two
hours till it operates; for child from one to i've
years Of age halia piland from five to ten one pill
THE PHOENIX BlrTERS, are so called be.
cause they possess the power of restoring The cx-
plring embers of health, TO glowing vgor through
out the constitution, as the Phoenix Is said to be re-
stored to life from the ashes of its own dissolution
The Phoenix Bitters are entirely vegetable COM
posed Of roots found only in certain parts of the
western country (which will inlalibly cure FEVERS
AND AGUES Of all kinds will never fail TO eradi.
cate entirely all the effects of Murcury, infinitely
sooner than the most powerful preparations of Sar-
saparrllla, and will immediately cure the determir-
alton of BLOOD TO THE HEAD; never iailiug
in the sickness incident to young temQtcs; and viii
be found certain remedy in ali cases Of ue,yyus
debility and aoeahnesS ofthe most impaired consttn
tons. AS a remedy for Chronic anil inflammation.
Rheumatism the efficacy of the Phoenix Buers viii
be demonstrated by the use of single bottle. The
usual dose Of these btters is half wine glass full
in water or wine, and this quantity may be taken
two or three times day. about half an hour before
meals, or less quantity may be taken at all times
10 those who are afflicted with Indigestion after
meals, these biters will prove Invaluable, as they
very greatly increase the action of the principal Wis
cera, help them to perform their functions and en-
able the stomach to discharge into the bowels what
speedily removed, appetite restore d and the mouths
OF The absorbent vessels being cleansed, nutrition is
facilitated, and strength of body and energy ofmind
are the happy results. For farther particulars of
MOFFAT'S LIFE PILLS, and PHOiENiX BIT.
TIERS, apply at Mr.. Motfat's office, No SAG Broad
way, New-York, where the Pills can be obtained
for 70 CENTS so cents 81 Der box; and the Bitters
Tor $l OF S. per bottle. ~ Numerous certificates
OF the wonderful efficacy Of both, may be there IN
spected.
10 some obstinate and complicated cases of chron
&c ana ihnammatory Rheumatism Liver Complaints
Fever ct and Ague, Dyspepsia, Palsy, Piles, injuries
Jr9m Me use OF mercury qaine Ind other diseases
~ Tong stanasng 1t may be found necessary to take
ooth the Llfe Pills and the Phoenix Bitters, in the
doses before recommended
N. B.-Ihese Pills and Bitters will get all mer-
curry out the system infinitely faster t6an the best
preparations of Sarsaparilla, and certain RENE
dy Tor the rushing Of blood to the heud or all uiolcnt
headaches,ttc douteureur, &c.-All persons who are
Predisposed TO apopLeny, palsy, &c, should never
ne without the Lille Pills or the Biers for dose
IN Tune Will save life. They equallzc the circula-
OF the blood draw all nressure frot, ,,o Lo,J