The Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1837-1867, 1837-10-10

nf the stomach aud bowels, tho various impurities
aud crudes constantly settling around them; and TO
fumoyc the frees which collect in the conventions
or the small intestincs. Other medicines only par
ioIlv ccansc these and leave such collected muses.
behind, as to produce habitua costveness with all
lis train of evils, sudden datrhoea, WIN It's mi
nent dangers. This fact is well known 70 al reg
ular anatomists, who examine the human bowels
after DEATH and hence the prejudice OF these wen
informed mon against the quack medicines or ihS
age The second effect otthc VEuEl A 40 LIZ LIZ
PlI LIS is to cleanse the kidneys and the bladder,
and bv this means, the liver and tho lungs, INC
hea,hful action Of which entirely depends upon inc
regularity Of the urinary organs nc olo0a Whicl,
takes its red color from the agency OF tho lver and
lungs before it passes into the eaSt being thus pu-
rified by them, and nourished by food coming from
the clean stomach, courses freely through the veins,
renews every part Of the system, and trumphantly
mounts the banner ofhealth in the blooming cheek.
| The following are among the distressing variety
Of human discasesto which the Vegetable Life Pills
arc well known TO be iniablc:-
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the first
and second stomachs, aud creating flow of pure
healthy bile, instead of the stale and acrd kind;
I-FTatulcncy, Palptati0n Of tile Heart, Loss Of .Ap
pc,itc, Hcn,t-brn and Hcad-nchc, RoshcssncSs, ~
temper, .4nIcty, Languor, and McIaHct0ty which
are the general symptoms Of Dyspepsia Will vanish,
us Il natural consequence OF It's cuSo: Cost10encs$,
by cleansing the whole length Of the intostnes with
solvent process, and without violence; all violent
purges leave the bowels cos;ive within two days.
Diarrhoeu and C0iGy@ Joy removing the sharp hcrid
fluids by which these complaints arc accustomed,
| and by promoting the lubrcative secretion OF tho
muscus mcmbrance. FG0ers Gf al hinds,by restor-
ing The blood to regular. circulation, through the
process Of Precipitation in some cases, and the tio:
ough solution oraIl intestinal distractions in others
Tie LIFE PILLS have heen known TO cure Rhcu
nsatiSm permanently in three weeks, and Govt in
half that time by removing local inflammation from
the muscles and liguments Of the Joints. Dr0psicS
Of all hmdS, by freeing and Strengthening the kid.
news and bladder; they operate most delightfully."-
on these important organs, and hence hayo.over
been found certain remedy for ,heSworstacasos of
Graoet. Also, Worms, from dislodgng from the
turnings Of the bowels the slymy matter to which
these creatures adhere; 4SthmG and Consumption,
by relieving the air vessels Of the lungs from the
mucus which even slight colds will occasion which
if not removed becomes hardened, and produces
those dreadful Diseases Sc~r0y, Ulcers and nrel-
eratc Sores, by the perfect purity which these Life
Pills give 10 tho blood, and all the humOrs; SCoTbu1
Eruptions, and Bad C0mpLG1ionS by their Alternative
effect uPon the fluids that feed the skin, the morbid
state of which occasions all ErUptjcG CCmrlGintS,
Salioac, Cloudy, and other diSag7 ccaGic Completeness
The Of these Pills for n very short time will eff
feet an entire cure Of Sa't Thcum ipelas and
striking Improvement III tho CIcarnCSS of TIE skin.
Common Gods and InJluCtt2u will! always be cured
by one Dose or by two, even in tho worst cases.
PiicS,--os a remedy for this most distressing and
obstinate nalsdy, the Vegetable Life Pills deserve
u distinct and emphatic recommend Ation. lii well
known to hundreds in this city, that the Proprietor
of these invaluable Pills. himself afflicted with
| this complaint for upwards Of Muty, foe gears and
that he trod in vain every remedy prescribed with
| in the whole compass of the Matcria Medica. IIo
however, at length, tried the medicine which, he
now offers to the pubic,and lie was cured in very
short time, after his recovery had been pronounced
not only improbable, bu. absolutely impossible, by
any human means.
| DIRECTIONS FOR USE.-The Proprietor Of
| the Vegetable Life Pills does follow the base
and mercenary Practice ofthe quacks ofthe day, in
advising persons to take his Pills in large quantities.
No good medicine possibly DO required.
These Pills to be taken at bed time every night,
for week or fortnight, according To tho obsinacy
Of the disease. The usuu! dose is from to 5,
cording 10 the constitution Of the person. Very del
cate persons should begin with but two, and increase
the nature Of the may require; those more
robust or of very CoStivo habits, may begin with
3, and ncreaso To 4, or even Pills, and they will
effect sufficiently happy change TO guide the pa
tent in their further use. These Pills sometimes
occasion sickness and vomiting though very seldom,
unless the stomach is very foul; this, howcvcr,may
be considered favorable symptom, as the patient
will find himself at relieved, and by pCrseveT-
auce will soon recover. They usually operate
within 10 or 10 hours, and never give pan unless
the bowels very much encountered. They may
be taken by the most delicate females Ladcr any
crcumslanccs.--ll is, however, recommended, that
those in latter periods ofPreglancy should take but
one at n time land then continue to Keep the bowels
open: and even two may be taken when the patient
is very co;tivc Oao pill in solution of Two table
spoons full Of water, may be given to an infant
tho following doscs-a tea spoon full every two
hours till it operates; for child from to five
years of ago, haifa pl-and from five to tcnono pill
THE PHOENIX BlTTERS. IRE so called be.
cause they possess the power of restoring the ex-
pirng embcrs ofhcalth, 10 glowing yigor through
stored life iron, the ashes Of It's own dissolution
The Phoenix Bttcrs entirely vegetable, COM
posed of roots found only in certain parts OF tho
western country which viii iniaiiby cure FENERS
AND AGUES Of all kinds will never fail to oradi.
cate entirely all the effects of Murcury, infinitely
sooner than the most powerful preparations of Snr-
sAparrlla, and will mmcdia ely the dotermin-
alton Of BLOOD TO THE HEAD; never falling
in the sickness incident to yoanG }.mateS; and will
DC found 4 certain remedy i'll all cases of neyooas
lcGiity ahd aoIahnsSs of the impaired conslitu-
ions. As remedy for Chronic and infammatorp
efficacy Of the Phoenix Biticrs will
'e demonstrated by the use of single bottle. The
usual dose of these bittors is hulfa wine glass full
n water or, wine, and this quantity may be taken
wo or three tunes day, about half an hour before
meals, or less quantity may be taken at all times.
10 those who afflicted with indigestion after
meals, these biters will prove invaluable, they
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