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Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Wayne County, Ind.) 1831-1837, 1836-11-26

20. we'll said the doctkur, land yer no ready
now. We may come the morrow,"-AIndade
! Docthur, Iii no stir from this seat vic thi.
old tooth alive in me Jaw" says l: 50 you
may list prepare, but We made not come slash
ing at poor Christian body, as if We would
wiring her neck of FIRST, 4 draw her tooth al
Iconvanience afterwards. Now clap on your
pinchers, but mind ye get hould of the right
one-ye may azily see it by its aching and
say he, ~l'll get the RICH,
Ione,S and with that he jabs smsll razor
lookin weapon into me mouth, and cuts up
me gooms as II it were nought but cowld mate
for hash, for breakfast. Says I-@Docthur,
thunder and blood-for my mouth was full of
blood-what the devil are We afthurg Dye
want to make an anatomy Of 4 living era
thur, We grave robber, ye."
'1Sit still,' says he-jamming something
like q cox screw until me jowl, and twisting
the very soul out of me. | sat still because
the numbering thafe held me down with his
knee. and the grippe of his iron in my lug.
He then gave me one awful hard wiring, hard
enough to wiring wet blanket as dry Us gum
powder. Didn'tI think the day Judgment
was come? tel! me? Didn't see the red fire
o. the pit! felt me head fly off me shoul-
ders an looking up saw something monster
Gus bloody in the docthur's wrentching iron
-~Is that me head we've got there,'' says
--~No, its only yer TOOTH" he made an an
swer. ~Maybe it is," said /, IS my eyes be.
gan to open, and by putting my hand up,
found the outside Of my face O, though it
felt as though all the inside had been hauled
out. had taken dollar and half to pay
for the operations, thinking it would be e
nough for poor woman to pay; but thought
I'd Jest az him the price. So. says !. "Doc-
thur, how much may ye AK besides the trou-
bic - "Finy cints,' says he. Fifty cints!"
says I-Asure I've not been submitting three
days to that tyrant of a tooth for fifty cents.
Troth, this same taath pulling is not so very
and I'm much Cbleeged til ye Doc
thur!'
MARcERY.-But where's the tOoth-yer
should have brought it home and dipped it in
to salt, and flung it over yer left shoulder in
to the fire-yel have bad luck all the rest of
yer life.
BalpcEr.-The divil take the tooth, and
the bad luck too, if ever l think of it any
I've had enough of its company.
-(Boston Post.
Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Wayne County, Ind.) 1831-1837, 1836-11-26

feom he Ladiss' Co0p0D6o0.
1D . Lady utteSing . 0oo04eSOos W0ro
Lady, look up, il the an
Behoh yon wandering thistIe-beesd-
AMI mark each bright gooa0ss spear
Around it, Little centre seaged.
How swiftly sails it % and %.
Gained By every bseese asesay,
Nov oouniing 20 ths ssdient sun,
Now sinking through the air away
Oh soou thst giJdy thing viii fsu
And sileotly will take it, rest,
but still will SOW . poisonous thosns
WitAm easth's calm and placid breast
Dost mark the aosal, lady aais!
A careless word Day move around,
Chased onward BY thoSsand tongues
which uphold every sousd--
And when il 6nGs its Small Fese
Twill SOW . seed Of care,
And hiring forth thosos within the bsease
To grow aud flourish theso.
Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Wayne County, Ind.) 1831-1837, 1836-11-26

A merchant, few mdes IRON fesetsDol
Va. on opening . hogshe.d o. n.ro:ss !.
comparing It's contents WIN tne .nvo -. -
:: :o'''': III. he mentioned 70 young hishman,
h -. ,..;staot. Who Immediately exc!a.ed
n ..ls nv honey, don't Be .fther eoeses
~ .l,out that, didn't shs na1gt1se :
or Of de hogshead to open aSfie
Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Wayne County, Ind.) 1831-1837, 1836-11-26

From the York Republican.
THE APPLE.BUTTE0 BOILING.
In imitation Of Mr.. Csawfoed's beautiful sOng-"We
parted il silence-we parted by night"
We stirr'd il in silerce-we stirred il BY night,
A. il hung DER that blaxi ( IRE.
But although we stsrr'd it with al our might.
1t continued to boil the higher:
The ounces and apples were hopping above,
Whist each told the other u story,
When somebody gave the kettle = shove,
And away they all went in their glory
We ssisr'd il in silence-our checks very soon
Were red with the heat Of the DIRE,
And We all agreed, NO ick'd ID the spoon,
Twas ~ good a. hearts could desire
But the FIRE baz'd high, and We fosnd to our cost,
That the ci''es was boiling like thunder,
And halt Of nice Apple-huttcr was lost
THAT We didn't lose Ill was wondef)
And now a. the empty vessels We view,
Oh! how are hearts filled with Asrow,
When We think hat either will have % make NEW
Or else-do without it Tomorrow.
We stisY'd Il in silc0ce-we stirred 1T BY paiss,
A. il hung DER the blasing Gre,
And when il was 6nsh'd, We set back the chairs,
And felt very glad to retire.
Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Wayne County, Ind.) 1831-1837, 1836-11-26

We learn from the IndiaTa Pansdsus mat
Omer Tousey, Esq. Of Lawrenesssrgs -
Obtained between one and two hoeas. n. -
sand dollars,mosdy gold and silver =. -
Of the Rail Road from this p.aee 10. 70 .L.-.ss
:" July s.:a,v n,ocressine and that in three years,
-. pn,;re work viii Be comPaeted.-tIad'
Democrat.1
Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Wayne County, Ind.) 1831-1837, 1836-11-26

BRIDGEr's ACCOUNT OF HER INTERVIEW WITH
THE pENrIsr.-"Well Bridget" says Margery.
.AHow did you get along with the docthur-
what did ye say I'll hem an what did he do till
,ye"
BRlDcEr.--Its nothing he did til me, nor
to hem that's all-only says 1-"Och Doc
thur, Docthur dear, its me tooth that aches
entirely, sure it is; and I've a min to have 1t
DRAIN GOT, and it place ye."-~Do IT pane
ye.- saws he till me. "Och musthe can ye
AZ me that now, and nc all the way down
here to see ye about it," says ]. Sure have
slept day or night, these three days!-Hav-
emit / tried all names to quiet the jumping de-
vii, Din't they tell me to put raw brandy in
my mouth, but would it stay there, list till
me now! No, the divil a bit could keep it
up in my mouth, though its far from the likes
lof me to be drinking the brandy without ex-
treme provication, or by accident" So thin
the docthur took his iron instruments in hur-
Irv, with as little consarnment Of mind as
Barney would swape the knives and forks
from the table.-"Be aizy, doc,hur," says =
.there's time enough-you'll no Be in such .
hurry when your turn comes I'm thinkin.'
Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Wayne County, Ind.) 1831-1837, 1836-11-26

dried up his understanding. and made him a
miserable outcast and wanderer.-tN. O.
Bulletin.
Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Wayne County, Ind.) 1831-1837, 1836-11-26

COcHRAN's nANY-CHAMBERED NON RECOLING
IRHLE.-Thcre is very long and interes.
tting account Of this invention, and bret
account of its inventor, in the NEW YORK
STAR.
I.apcars that Mr.. Cochran is a native Of En-
field, New Hampshire. When only IL years
Of age, he made the discovery in question.
He went to France in 1854, and exhibi-
ted his model to I.ouis PHILIPPE. While. at
Paris, tire Turkish Ambassador urged him to
visit the Sultan at Constantinople. He reach
ed Constantinople last February. His Turk
i,h Majesty was highly pleased, and gave
him every assurance that his invention would
be generally adopted. He also requested
him to ..cast twelve Founders on the same
principle" Mr.. Cochran was raised to the
dignity Of Master Of Cannon. After much
perplexity from want Of proper mechanics,
he succeeded in casting three cannons, and
made an exhibition Of their power in the
presence of 5000 troops and the Sultan, who
was rowed over from his country residence
in great state and splendor, for the august
"As he neared the wharf, mr.:
Cochran, fired off the customary salute OF 81
guns with the experimental cannon, which
consumed less than two minutes" The ex'
perimcn. was subsequently repeated at the
request and in the presence Of the Sultan.
~The can:on was fred 100 times as before,
in fifteen minutes, during which the barrel
acquired $50 degrees Of heat, while the re-
volving cylinder, which contained the charg-
e.. was comparatively cool, being only $50
degrees Of Temperature. The Sultan's ex-
clamation expressive Of his delight, was, God
save the Americans-if such boys as you are
(Nlr. C. being then but 2D can invent such
things, what can your men dor" Mr.. Coch-
ran went the next day to visit the Sultan at
his palace, and received bag of gold, which
the Star hints is fortune Of itself. The re-
mark very properly follows, that, like our
countrymen, West, Fulton, and Perkins, and
others, young Cochran had to seek that atten-
ton to his genius abroad, which his country
men were backward to bestow.
Mr.. Cochran has been exhibiting his inven-
ton at the Fair Of the American Institute,
New York. witt, decided satisfaction. He
fred at Niblo's garden, with f's rifle, sou
times in succession. He also exhibited al
the same time a model of a cannon. similar tO
the one which he fired in presence Of the Turk
ish Sultan. -
Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Wayne County, Ind.) 1831-1837, 1836-11-26
PxmTgD AND PUBLISHED
~ uDH N FINLEY.
- Gamer Of Main and Front Streets.
Y .-.r-,,snnO. WAYNE COUNTY, INDIANA.

-rvo Dollars . yess II paid within three
- 80 spbse6bing; Two Dollsn and Fity Cent?
-1S:. ~ vess: o. Three Dolass il not paid u0til
49, elcsss The above terms will Be strictly en-
.~.srawo-FiAsen lines. theee insertions, 81: each
-~ssaAe -; ~ six asonths, 81: Tor oos yess. s.
pOOR AND JO0 PAINTING,
nn~aa. ~ espediaiossiy ezecssed - this C6ce.
Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Wayne County, Ind.) 1831-1837, 1836-11-26

were both expert swOrdsmen, but the colo.
mel. though no duellist, was q perfect master
of his weapon.
His antagonist was soon 1t his mercy; but
he contented himself with inflictihg severe
wound in his sword-arm, and having disabled
him for the time, he took out a pair Of scss-
sors from his pocket, and clipping OF COR
ner Of the patch, very coolly observed, ~lt
is little better" As soon as Capt. c.
recovered from his wound, he received 60
cond message from N. do B., and . SEC
ond meeting was the consequence, attended
by similar result. Again they met, and
again, and on every occasion the colonel
wounded his adversary and clipped of = cor
ner from the taffeta on his cheek, accompany
ing the act with the same observation. For
the fifth time the Comte de B. invited
his enemy to the field, and with stern deter
mination, equal to the perseverance, which
logged him, Captain c. obeyed the
summons. Their swords crossed again. but
the Co!onel's aspect was changed. Amer
few passes he saw his advantage. availed him-
self Of it in u moment, and in the next his
sword had pierced Captain G@-s heart.
who fell dead to the ground. The colonel
sheathed his weapon, turned round to has
friend, and pulled of the remainder Of the
patch. Then glancing At the dead body It
his feet, he quietly observed "And now It Is
quite cured"
Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Wayne County, Ind.) 1831-1837, 1836-11-26

FArrENrSe SwINE.-The corn given to
your swine should be soaked, boiled or ground
into meal. II is an advantage to let the food
for the swine fermenta little, but not become
very sour, before feeding. Dough made Of
meal and water, mixed with boiled potatoes,
is excellent for swine. The lodgings should
be dry, warm, and kept clean. TO prevent
measles and other disorders, and increase
their appetitcs, a little birthstone, now and
then given in their dough, is useful. Change
Of food is advisable in every stage of their
existence. They should always have as
much food as they will eat up clean; but
never more than that quantity. If the issues
in their fore legs should be stopped, they
should be rubbed open with cob.-lN. I.
Farmer.1
Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Wayne County, Ind.) 1831-1837, 1836-11-26

JxssE BrkpsoE.-The history of Jesse
Bledsoe, who recently died at Nacogdoches,
in Texas, presents a striking example of fall
en- greatness. He began his career as law
yer and statesman in Lexington, KY, where
he was the chief and formidable rival of Clay.
He was at different periods q member Of the
State Legislature, and a Senator in Congress;
Law Professor Of Pennsylvania University,
and Chief Justice Of the Supreme Court Of
kentucky. No man stood higher in the
state as politician and jurist than he did;
and none except Clay ever welded with such
entire mastery and control, the judgments
and feelings Of his auditors when speaking
Yet with all his greatness, the spirit Of ins
toxication seized upon and dragged him from
the height whereupon his genius placed HIM,
Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Wayne County, Ind.) 1831-1837, 1836-11-26

A Srour Observing the uue-
suallv thin ranks Of the Light corps this
morning friend said it reminded him Of an
infantry company sAin the town he came fro@'
which, after choosing officers and filling up
vacancies, at the April meeting, had but one
private. He was good soldier. and the very
life Of his comrades-all there were of thems
At Nav training, after muster and training
was over, he was asked by facctious fellow,
how the company 'Agot along during the
dav. :.
:sOh! grandly, grandly, when in line. but
when had to form into sections, II strained
me terribly.
Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Wayne County, Ind.) 1831-1837, 1836-11-26

Conss.were invented in the 18th century.
consequently Adam never coined his haH..
Wonder II the fnetooth article was invented
firstH[G. Pat.
Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Wayne County, Ind.) 1831-1837, 1836-11-26

The THAMES TuNNEL.---lt is no longer q
matter of doubt, says a late London paper,
whether this undertaking will be completed.
Science and perseverance, have triunhphed
over al difficulties, and we may now expect,
with well founded confidence, that It will not
be long before the public "will DO enabled to
go into the tunnel at Rotherhithe and come out
at Mapping" 1t appears that more than TOO
out of the whole 1900 feet have bee's COM
pleted; that the work is now proceeding 1t
the rapid rate Of A. feet per week and that
this weekly rate will soon be increased to
or 9 feet. When 1t is considered that the
stupendous shield, which Mr.. Brunnel has
constructed to obviate the difficulties former
" encountered, weighs no less than lao tons,
and is propelled under the bed Of tho
Thames sustaining a pressure Of 5000 tons,
we must regard this as rapid progress. But
that which places the skill Of the eneincef
in the most CONSPICUOUS point of vicws 10 The
fact that the material through which the
shield is now proceeding with the most Ter
feet safety, is in semi fluid stats:-lhsck<
NELL
Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Wayne County, Ind.) 1831-1837, 1836-11-26

IupoarAwr INTENTIONAL London Mechan'
ic has succeeded in manufacturing most ocau'
tiful cabinet furniture from state. Inc em.
boss;ng is said to be truly elegant; Inc SANE
ornamerated with beautiful groups of iowers,
fru;ts. &c. Will it not come INTO general
use in this country, where we have lately dis
covered the finest slate in the worid!-tOun'
Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Wayne County, Ind.) 1831-1837, 1836-11-26

Amachine, entitled the "Portra1t m'rrof,
has lately been constructed IN france, ~
which 4 portrait may be taken in 20 minutes
from the reflection Of the original in alookine
glass.
Rutland herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1823-1847, 1836-03-29

In your feelings toward all around You, DC lndu'-
ecet nd LIBERAL When you think OF men living
ohs,ina,ey in sin, remember how long you were
in the same condition. aud let this reelection qneli
the rising emotion ofimpatence, and suppress the
ceusorious tone. Make allowances for the clrcum-
stances and situation ofthose who doing wrong;
not to excuse them for no temptation Is an excuse
for sin. but to remind yoursef that under similar
exposure. you might very probably do the same,
and to lead YOU to feel commsserston and sorrow.
rnher than TO exhibit censorious and dcnuncia,ccy
zeal. in respect to the faults YOU witness --'b.
Rutland herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1823-1847, 1836-03-29

been and " now, sn,h,eus Of designating rs soc.
cessor. and that all hi- power. influence and r.'-
rnrsgc have tecn directed To the elevation of NJ.
favefi,c whose on,y Recommendation "a his ser.
Witty. sycophancv. snd abie.; fsierv If be Pres
idcn., ore who weeps when he itoeu-.--
md laughs aloud when hc smlrs; sad who
has no mcu bot wha, - reflected on him from
General Jsckson. Like tho mouu ne shines By .
borrowed light altogether
"Mr Van Burcn claims The Presidency Ne "a.
tcrnal estate, by descent he nrrogs,es to himself
hy msgcsl klHd 81 Inheritance the glnrc. scheiv.
Cd ny Jackson ~ the last var The party cauun
meet io do any thing for him uuloss = b" On tho
Il Of January the dsy when The Western hunier-
won The victory q, New Orleans. ! do not tuoW
whether 1t Is most calculated tn excite our lighter,
90 ind suAt,on md contempt. At seeing tho glory
obiarcd on that day transferred from the Wes, to
New Nork-n State, dut,ug revolutionary var,
only famed tnr tories"
These "Scrsrs" viii serve 10 ciyc some idea Of
the unspsrng severity with which Mr. Hardin as
sails hoac who cross lis path, or with whom he
comes 10 contact
Rutland herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1823-1847, 1836-03-29
The wtTHERED ARM.

Every person who after understanding Gods
commands defers obedience until the power OF the
Holy SPIRIT is exer,ed upon him to lead him TO do
It, seems TO be almost precisely in the condition OF
the man with the wthered hand, If after the Sa-
yior had directed HIM to stretch II forth, he had
stood ssuing. before he made lie etfar!, to have
lie resinr-4 70 ii. lie must feel, he thinks, the
blood beginning to circulate and sensation return
ing before he has any thing to do HIS arm would,
IN such case, remain wi'hered forever. so the
soul which has sunk into the ielhargy "f waiting
for Gods shirt NAV wait for 10 vain. Man
must repent himself. lie must love God, himself;
he mus, abandon sin himself God will not do
the work Tor us ; Inc will only iniuse the splritus
vitality by which il is TO DE done.--ib.
Rutland herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1823-1847, 1836-03-29

90 The Lsiy sky and ihc extent and pleasure Of the
sas~ give him some fa,a, conception cf the imme
atty Of the c,,nsunp,,v over which I'D pr~s'des -
Tie thinks 81 ihts hiilc world ssb fevoltcd prov
tnce. and a. he fanc,es that allegiance aHd hsrmo.
ny snd bspp,ne.s regain oil the bright regions
before HIN. h,s heart swclls with = SORT II ohiysl-
tous dcsrc 10 JOIN Tho minority here. ~ their ei.
hu,.so restore Jehovahs reign. The spirit which
rises "a his bteas, ,s that az roman,eof chvalry.
If God. kingdom political ora military one
nc would press forward a, once to iis banner. But
alas, - - knRnom Of koh,ess. To enter II, he
must come down from has high nnag'nainns.
snd 90 To work IN genrence snda humidity among
tie corrupiions Of his ON n hcsri.-b.
Rutland herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1823-1847, 1836-03-29

How many females. who once cherished tho ex-
pec,stion Of hll NC splendid station IN life, have
teen redaccd to the necessity Of oxorting their tai
euts to gain subsistence You are all, probably.
sceuainied with some snch you may, perhaps,
have heard il remarked al them, that their .rial;,
by throwing them upon their own resources, have
rendered their characters more interesting and val
usbie. Those Of YOU, who now caJ'y prosperity
may have ~ fear that your situations VIII ever
change YOU may not conceive tie possibility o
sol iering those trverses which you have witnessed
n Others Bot riches are, prorerbially, deetng !;
a storm at scs msy wreck the frcigh,ed vessel on
which families may depend for wealth fire may
consume property the failures Of Others may in
voye the channels Of trnde may be diverted ;
nuf.c,oring Interests may decline, or landed es
tates may sink in value; upon these, and thou
sand other chances, does the uncertain tenure Of
worldly wealth dcpene.-ib.
Rutland herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1823-1847, 1836-03-29

Tns ABOLITION srAoknts. TIE NRtioual iu.
tclugcnce' give. tho following sketch cr the re.
matks ofMr. wcbsicr 10 The senate IN the quos
,ion Which has teen fJr long tine under debate
IN hs, body, relative to the reception Of tho sboli.
ton petitions
SIR. Webster exprcstcd shortly Lis Judgment,
as 10 the proper eoursni be taken with thesc
petitions. iic thought they ongh, to be received
referred and considered. Tia, was what was usu.
ally done wih petitions % other subjects, and whs,
ha8 been un,formally d'nc, heretofore. with petit
uons on tins subject a4f.
Those who believe they had an undoubtci tigh,
10 petition. aud tia, Congress had undouh,cd con
st,tutonal authority owe the subjects to which
their petitions related vood 40, be satisfied with
refusal to receive the Iciti ms NOR With n formal
reception OF thcm followed b. an iumcuiS'e vote
rejecting their prayer 10 paflameutiry forms
there was some difference between these tao modes
Of proceeding bot 1t woula Ss considered as li'ile
else then difference IN men f0rn. he thought
the question mast az some uai, be mot considered
aud discussed. IN this nai'er,as 10 others Con.
rrcss must stand on ~ reasnus II Was ia vain TO
a tempt to shn; the door against petitions, and eX-
pect IN that way TO avoid DISCUSSION. 90 the pre-.
sentiment of tue first Of these pett ions he had been
of opinion that II ought to be referred 10 the pro-
per committee. lie was of that opinion still. The
subject could 10, be stihed. 1t must be discussed
and he wished II should be discussed calmly dis
passlonalely and fully, IN all lis branches anI all
It's bearings. To REJECT the pnyer OF a petition at
ouce without reference conlderatlon, was not
reSpectn and in this case no hing could be possl-
bly, gained by going out of lie usual course OF re-
spectu consideration.