Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1836-09-22

r mANAStNa a HUSBAND.
This j. a branch Of female education
too much neglected; II ought 10 be
Taught with |" French, Italian, and the
use ofthe Glo6es." To be sure, a Mrs.
Glass most sincerely observes, s'6rst
catch your hare-snd you must also
first catch your husband. But we viii
suppose him csught--and therefore, TO
be roasted, boiled, stewed, or iuRged.
All these methods Of cooking have
their instrumental prototypes. The
roasted husband .is dooe 10 death by
The GefY temper; the boiled husband
dissojves il The warm water Of eopeu-
gal tears; the stewed husband becomes
dneiils BY the application Of worry; and
the jagged husband IL fairly subdued
by sauce and spiee. Women have al
o natural genius 6og having their own
way; still, the. finest talents, like s'ths
finest pleasantly IN the world. !" require
cultivation. We recommend begin
When Sir William L. Was set
Gng CT on his wedding excursien,
While he bride was suhsiding from the
pellueid lightness cf white satin and
bloads into the delicate darkness ef the
lilae silk travelling dress, the lady's
masd rushed into his presence With .
torrent. not 81 tears. but of words. He
favorite Preach -sict bad put out ell
the band-boxss that had been previous
j. stsFsd with ell feminine Ingenuity
IN the carriage. OF course. on The hap
piest day 81 bis life, SIR William could
not "kiRt fault OF hesitate dislike, ("
and ~ thefefors ordered the interest.
ing exilss 10 be replaced. "Very well,
Sesa william said the prophetic gen.
tleman's gentleman, ''yoa let yourself
BE- band-boxed nov, you be handbook
ed eli yonE life"
The prediction Of the msscuIine Cas-.
sandFa of the curling irons WA amply
sal6lied. Poor Sir william One Of
bis guests. genuemsn whose vita
might have belonged 10 Leeds clo-
thieE-~lcg they were always wool-ga-
shesine ~eonfounded the bridal with
enc - ahose annual festivals when the
people cruelty give you Joy Of having
Enada one step more 10 your grave
this said vervsl, Il bis wedding literal.
y wished him many happy returns Of
The day I The polite admitler Of the
band~boRes found, however, enc anni-
vessasy quite sufficient, without any r..
tsfns.
Nov, wa do consider 4 Somewhat
hasd 30 dEag 81 each pemoxa'' saeh q
very peFeapiibls ehaio; Il miehs q
well have been wrsathed, or Gilded, o.
evea pinehbecked, A friend Of mine,
Mrs. FFsnees Caldwell, does The Trims
much better. We shall give domes.
&c dialogue IL Curzoa street, BY way
of sxampls 20 The rising gsneralion.
II have been q naldncs This nom.
ing. ny love, said Mss. CalSweEi, While
helping the soap; Ne hes two sack
lovely Seyre tables. etgaiis 81 I.oni.
xlVth's heau.iss, va must Zee me
have fhsm fes ths aFawing-room, shey
see s4sh 1oves.'
really DO wondes,' exclaisnrd MK
Caldwell. II his usoss decided tons
8hal you ean want With anv tkine
more = - aFpwiag Hosa. sss s,vs
that e , ns eaeh e. shy one can 60 q
get aeFoss tbsm e. 4 =. / w,il have
no noFe massey speat o. ssch trnsh.'
This aah Il capiial, ths eancs -
eAef fsutys. exclsimaa lhs IaAy, has
ieniag 70 change ne discourne do III
me Fecommand ~
Danes proceeds, ealivened by ~
Ne series a. aeiscnts siisadOas On ne
pan q fhs wife. Dee ihing Is advis.
90 anoahes. which shs y weIl awaF,
= her husbands sve1sion, pisyinllJ
forbidden, Wiih q ny dear FFancis
yoa ere 80 esssles 81 yosfaslf--.csnsi.
der ~ ksgrfugs de d firesfion.
Dinner 6eciinsa into fasasi. and hsr
Caldwell eals Ne Nalnuts, peeled
- haiH, 81 res nay e1aasa.
~ 80 ~ fasi1 Yslf,
aiias Als. Cai6weil's very pretty "a,
assA TowagAs Ne middle % Sc -.
eond giass q poss. ~ psrcelsss he
thoEo ere teass u &c wifass ga hIe.
eyes--wAle1 tecosna assn,l sohs = \.
Psogstrsa . - lhssd slsss.
80 Ao9 4 =, Lsnras wnn. vos
sksn hsga - latass
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