South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1836-04-30
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| The Washington Telegraph contains
a full detail account of the Sunday Nor.
ming session of the house, from which
we give the subjoined extract:
"Mr. Bynum, the gentleman who has
been dubbed the Champion ofthe Ma
jority, thundered forth in succession
to Peyton. He knocked the poor mi
nority about the head until Wise could
stand i. no longer, and fading a giant
employed in boxing the ears of bis
friends, deemed itexpedient to stretch
| forth his arm and lash the greater bo-
! dy and he laid on 10 fine siyle-in
terrible style, should say. He told
them that they were not questioning the
right Of the sitting member, bst we're
only waiting the opportunity to eject
him from the House Ito turn him out,
He gave the party terrible scoring
indeed SO much SO, that the, target
took it all as personally directed to
| himself and when MIR. Wise had fin
ished, he (Mr. Bynum) rose in wrath
shook his sides, and beat against bis
heart in force like the lava of vessuyi-
US against the ribs of its mountainous
prison. He brandished his arm and
fist attached thereto, high 10 the air,
and proclaimed in voice like lions
that the gentleman from Virginia,
though he was bully could not bully
him.
Wise rose, and leaning over end
locking as if ne was seeking for some
object OF of diminutive size, said, 81
bully that gentleman, Mr.. Speaker.
Why, sir" (sniling)"l would as soon
think OF bullying fly"
Scoundrei! screamed Bynum, mo-
Wing from his seat. The House was
as still as death When Wise again
rose, calm.r than ever, as, collected as
a brave man ever should be, and look
ing towards the gentleman from North
Carolina, said-"You are rascal. a
piltiful and contemplate puppy"
| HE TYTHE sYsTEM IN IRELAND.--
The following is spirited picture. by
O'Connel, in recent speech, of the
manner in which Irish tithes are NOT
paid.
paddy" says the parsop, "you owe
me fl. rs. 3D." sand what may it be
for, your riverince % says Pat, (laugh-
ter) 'Tithes.' 'Arrah p thin / suppose
your riveriace gave me some value
forenint Nas born, for devil bit have
| ever seen since. (Roars of laughter.)
But your r'vsrince, l suppose, has
law for il Bless the law! your honor,
and wouldn't be after going to DISC
hey it, but please your riverince. l
have no money! (Great laugh,er.)
sAh, Pat, you've COW there.' 'Yes,
your ri0erince, that's the COW that
gives to Nory & the Ia children milk
swell, Paddy, then / must distrain
that cow IF your honor has law for
TO be sure you will.' Well, VIVA,
does Paddy dor He stamps 'iithes'
upon her side, and the psIson can't
find a soul to take the COW. So he
gets regiment and a half by way of
brokers.-( Much laugh,er.) Fourteen
or hiteen Companies, with those amia-
BILE young gentlemen, their officers al
their head, who march IL or Is miles
across the Bog of Allen 10 take this
COW TO Carlow; when they get there,
they fiod crowd assembled, rubs his
hands with glee. 'Plenty Of customers
for the cow auoih he 10 himself. The
COW is put up at IL mo bidders ; e
mo bidder; 1Os-4s-6s-ls- I'D.
|-lCheer.1 Not soul will bid, and
back goes the COW to Nory and the IA
children = Continued cheers.l But
the Irish parsons, poor fellows, must
not lose their ,ithes, so they apply TO
the parliament for 100000. & when
they can's get the cow from Paddy,
they make mich COW Of John Bull.
| Here, Here J.! Let them look TO the
history of the wings. Let them resolve
not to be humbugged, and return TO
parliament men who will take equal
care Of John Bulls purse and person
as his friends in Ireland took care Of
Paddy Bull's COW.
% We are sorry to say, says the
Chambersburg Pa, Repository that the
wheat fields, in some parts of this coun-
ty, look extremely unpromsing ;, so much
so, indeed, that in some instances Far
mers contemplate ploughing them up &