The Camden journal. [volume] (Camden, S.C.) 1836-1851, 1836-08-20
.that h;s ralor sas speedily returned ne', !

'bnrkled on his stock before the glass,
early one morning; "but I'll be back, my
darling, soon the next day"
/ .No you won't my love" }" sfricked Mrs.
Fi,zgig, as she sat boil. upright in The bed;
81 sec how il is--iired Of your poor wife,
Ialready; ycs-tired! I say tired!''
SO Mrs. Fi,zgig sprung out of her ncss,
lifted up pitcher of water, and sinacked
| il alto pieces. onlhe floor.
Pi.z fel, considerably dishej; bot, cying
the pitcher and the streaming water, he
repeated in tremulous tones; '.I'm going
fishing
The basin followed the .pitehcr-Mrs.
Fi,z seized the looking glass; and cjacuia-
ted. with significant glance: "Going'a q
fshingr'
What could Fi.z dot He was cornered,
as they say, in the ncighborhood of.he Star
and Bank Alley. So bic khuckled down
close. The war was expected. and he
| had not calculated the cost.
mo. IEbclieve amt going fishing"
Mrs. Fiiz saw that she had made an i'm
preston. Her military genius whispered
| to her 10 follow Il up. is not enough to
rou, Zoe. The true principle is to dcuo-
lish bim--to use him completely UP,
"Ah, you only say ihs; to deceive your
poor neglected wifc-thcrc's some mis-
tress-ihas's the Gsll-and you want 10
sneak off,.
{: Now, Fitz locke / conscience stricken.
| Like all towards, he did intend to sneak
of and his face betrayed him.
You arc going fishing. Mr.. .Fit,
said she, and crush went the mirror against
the wall.
Mrs. Fitz commenced dressing 6 with cx-
,raotdinarv dcspaich: tore the things, up
set the Table. whirlcd the lamp at pic
lure Of tic delights Of welded lore. which
eraced the wall. and. with unwashed lace.
slammcdtl,e door and u,archedd down stairs,
repeating The ward I" fishing," rs she pas
sed. Whae happened below. VIC know not.
but tho little niger" was snon heard
yelling, and there Was terrible turmoil
in the kitchen. 1t was clear That Mrs.
Fi,z was cooking aprci;y kettle Of fish.
so ,ha, her dear fhcoph,ius need not hare
the ,rouble Of going fishing. ;.
Eiiz sat on the side Of the bed for mn
hour, like Mnrious on the ruins Of. Car
thsgc, while the storm ragged below. Al
length, he sneakcd down.
"Good morning. Mr.. Fi,z-geing q.
fishing, Mr.. Fitzgig!"
.No, dearest Seraphina Serena, ai'nt
going fishing; wan, my breakfast"
"No breakfast here. Mr.; -Fi,zgig;-a.
plo, ngaius, nc. Mr., Fi,xgis. Sally and
Tommy--an gone-gone fishing. MIR.
Fi.zgig. Ii you wan, breakfast, SC, II
YOURSELF"
The battle vas ovcr-Fi.z, previously
broken by the brcnkasc Of The brittle
ware ups,airs. d.lii;lc spiri, left; but 10
take away his breakias,-,o punch him
thus In the observation-disclosures attacking
him in tho ,cndcrcst part He sued TOR
forgiveness. and after. two hours Of soli-
citation the fiery fsir granted him a.par-
don. and suffered tisa 10 kiss hct unwastcd
cheek.
Ei,x was thus changed d. once into "on.
" my husband''-thc humbles, of all hum
bio animals. lIe feIehcs and carries; goes
orrAuds, lugs bendboxcs and bundles; tskcs
! up The yelling Iilde E,zgigs ut night.
when hcy squall. and walks in hts shirt
wi,h them up and down the room for hours.
yhcther. tho weather ,be wsrm or cold;
which ia. tito leading duly of "only my
husband" makes himself particularly
scarce. when any .:f his viie's grand
friends comes to sec her. lie is. in fact.
I scarcely ever In q prescniablc conditions:
for Mrs., Fi,z requires TOO much money
herself to allow him TO spend any for
cloths. Hc'docs, however. get levy o
week, for The purchase Of long mines; bui
I, very little moro. Although no smirks and
looks duliiuI now, whenever his wife is
by. at FIRST he vcnIutcd. once or twice. 10
gramblc and look sulky. Thesr svhp'
toms OF insubordina iua, however. were
soon qpeilrd. Mrs. F. gare signifcau.
ecu, wi,h her eye" raised a piece Of fra.
gilc furniture in her hand, and whispcrcd
! in stern voice:
/ do you ,saas foge q fishing, ~. FGts.
! gig."-Saiasgandi.
)! Modern Ladies,-How is o man TO ascer-
tain the real pcrscnnl attractions Of mo-