Litchfield enquirer., 1836-03-24

passIonatey, seriously; and act as justice to your selves, to the rising generation, and your 1 country dictates. KIRBY.
 Attention all! 4 great discouery!!
 There has been in different ages of the world much controversy among philosophers 10 the seat of the sou-some contendng that it resides in the head or brain; others in the region of the heart; and others insist that it pervades the whole system. The public may not be uninterested learn iha, certain modern patriots are equally puzzled to find out in what part of the human organization that great principle of gem une patriotism, (pnten denocracy,) is really located We understand that there is good deal of agitation in the ranks of the faithful in relation to this impor- tant subject One sect O. these philosophers maintain tha, all true democracy resides ia that """ruly evil which tame," the ground that the tongue great service to the good cause. and so"
 be freely wagged at taverns groceries, backsmi,h's shops and other appropriate places for patriotic ex hortaton. Besides, how can the merits of any of these lovers of the People be known unless each s 10 this member freely blazen forth 10 the world his own superior purity, integrity, aud devotion to 'lu public good? "Orhodoxy is my dory, nnd hetero- doxy is your dory'-,his is the and substance of the patriotism of these political pharisees. Another sect of these wise men contend iha we shall look in vain for the domicl of patent democracy any where else except in the gulie for the that nothing be done at 4th of July celebrations and young mems conventions without full use of this part o man, and that every aspran' for the democratic char ac'er go the ,ohole hog by way of eatabes, and Me chole hogshead by way of drinkabes ,ha, every one whose swallowing instrument is not capacious is federalisl wicked federalist and worthy fsripcs not a few Another is fierce for the doctrine that
 the aimportant principle must be looked for in mans neither extremities, because immemoril custom re. q"ires that all true disciples should do homage and fealty to his Holiness the Pope by aec,io"aie presson of regard for his great Joe. We understand that my Lord Echo embraces this sentiment. But the public will rejoice to learn that all these pcrplexes about 10 be removed! A new light has dawned upon the world (H"zza!) Two young philosophers, (E. Grove and John Cotton, Jr.) ."rpassi"g Newton in genius and pro(undi,y ol meditation, have jus, dis covered that all genuine loco loco patriotism is to be found in the abdominal region, and that the heigh,h and the depth and ,''e length and ,he breadth of any mans democracy is to be determined by the magni- ude of his riscera and they have selected accord ingly Sir John FalsaA candidate
 "Who aude the lcan earth as he walks along"
 for Senatorial honors in disircl No. l7. So conf. dent these worhes ha, they have hi, upon the true test of democratic principle, that they have employed the Deputy Survey"r of Litchfeld county exercise one of the nine offices in the family by taking cnra,e survey of the inernals Of this "bed presser this horse breaker this huge hill of democrs,ic) fesl," and the deputy surveyor is to lay his in. iereeting discoveries before ihe eopte and the sequence will he the elevation of the GREATEST democrat earth to Ike pinnacle of fame-nemine con,radicente. PHILo-MARTIN.
 What are ,Oe coming to?-A high functionary un- der the governmen, of this State, living not thou saAd miles of, in speech the other evening sgma
 sed Hon. J. w. Huntington as a Hartford Convention Federals,. Has the Hon. gentleman forgotten that the es,imabe individual unsparingy cal"mnlaed re- ceiyed in this town a majority O 1929 of0l-n 1881 oi 282-and ia 1883 of 375 voes-.his ow" among 'he numberl-as a candidate for Congress; and 'ha he i' as he ever deservedy has been favOri,e with the re. publican electors ofLi,ch6eld7 The cheeks of tain great parsonage must be completely '"duraied' otherwise such perversi.y would su6use them with " blush. D. l 4 povaey of erploration-The Commissioner Of the School Fund being quite unwilling to recur to con- ,emporaneous facts which have an important bearing the election that s hand. has commenced a" up stream navigation of the current of time He has al ready sailed up onehrd of century. and we are in cli9ed to ihnk he will not stop short of NOah's flood No one should object to this expedite" in Gun Boa Mo- l25O, as costs the State only about four dollar per day. and that is cheap enough in all conscience Will the Commissioner, as he passes up the stream have the goodness io tell what he thinks of tos sOieked tsderaiis' srhO eO4agraisd sAs s0ehes sfIsT the settlsmsN, of this eOUn,ry! s.M.