Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Wayne County, Ind.) 1831-1837, 1836-04-09


ere ashamed Of, fos the Bible itself says
1T 10 an honorable concern TO be married
besides, this new-fssh,oned, run-swa'
mateh-sacing, IL . great waste Of siller; a
] hsve heard Of some Who spent ten O
twelve hundred doilsn in one week o.
this wild scampe!. Nov, il this money
had been put IN The ssving-baok ill thei
eldest son csme to b sixteen years Of sge
the interest would have paid for g'vi0l
him colleGe education.
Forty yesss ego when the ladies' went Il
10 tes-pasiv, each one took her koitting o.
sewing: then ihess taper 6oeen kept psce
with the music of their tongues; nov they
ride in . csrriage-but having neithes
wossaed or needles they arc lost they lool
vound and they walk round, examine The
album the prints and the newspaper, reed
the marriages and throw it down; take up
Irving ~ Scott. read FIVE lines snd shut
the nook, commence = dissertations "a
Madame PimpesniIli's tippets, OF Wreck
meistes's toys, OF maybe on Signoss.-s
singing, ~ Madame c. dancing; then
some miss, moro musical than the rest,
will squeak forth IN Italian cir, az OPEN
sonnetio, in voice that would make the
composer stare aud stop his ears; and this
10 what they call . refinement Oh the days
q their GTsndmothess.
For the bese6t Of bachelors, (who are
Continually hunting fos happiness. bus,
like the dog in The woods, are always bark
ing up tho wsoag tsee,) will c,nclwds hy
stating, knew some u their grsndfsthess
Who commenced housekeeping, whes
their Whole stock of goods and chattels did
not amount 10 two hundred dollars, and
they lived - happy then. - some Of the
folks do now, who gill spend AZ MANY
thousands to furnish their house. In those
hines the bachelor went empty handed,
like the birds 10 the spring; he chse a
mate, together they went, they gathered
he sticks and built nest, thus shedding
he minor up to nature - but nov thew col
Onward With . retrogade motion; they
must needs build nssf, before they look
Ct bird; OF, in other words, they canno:
marry until they are able to furnish al
hree-ssosy bsisk house; till they have gath
red ten thousand dollars to trade on; till
hey can throw sway FIVE or six hundred
a night, On Whist they call eiuine al
,asty; which means, in plain Scotch. two
's three rooms slowed full Of simple mem
md silly women, esiinQ ice cream with al
ea-spoo", four OF Eve blsckamoors carry
NJ plate Of black IRON, covered with bitsi
Il CT, stall, sponge-cake. "a fit name,) mot
oes, hlsnc-'na"ge and black mango, sprin-
lied nov and then with a mojicum Of the
latest small-salk that ever heard in m,
life. do think this is the simplest mode
Df killing time tina, have ever met with
in this land Of republicans simplicity.
Well, we shall now presume, that our |,
friend has got on prosperously in
making money enough tn help
him to play the same simple tricks. in
which many Of the silly mortals in this
.seat city excel; bot, alas! sIss! the frosss !
'fforty-6ve winters have blown over h,s
.ead; the summer Of youth - past, the
harvest u life n ended, and he is not mat
led; his locks turn gray; hair after hair
lrops from h.s head, like the leaves IN
u,umn; to make himself look young. be
'uys a wig; and, a. a matter Of cold cslcu-
alton, he takes to himselfa wife; he dies
I sixty, <for ever think, that old bache-
Dts live not half their days.) leaving .
oung widow and FIVE small children to-
cramble through the world the best way
hey can.
Nov, my frie ads. leave il 10 your sense
& pc'pssty. whether hi, man would not
ave acted wore RATIONAL psrt, if he had
'as''ed At the age Of tweo,y-one; then.
'deed, be might have seen h,s children oil
bic to do comfortably for themselves, and
tight have lived to see his childsen's chill.
ren, even unto the third and fourth gen.
ration. o.r.
SralxE ExrRA.- During one Of rho
Ie.sani days "f last week, (says the ny.
.mmescisi Adv-ssiser).n passing through
hudson street. NC n"ticed . we'll knos .
summing h,m.-lf hy the side cf
'e fence. Knowing his usual ,ndusisl-
~ habits. We ven,nred TO ask Scip why ,
. vas ''h. ldiog on" there. ''Oh. Boss said {
=. give stsuck!' '-Struck-f.e whasY" |
More wsges-Cant black boots fue six-
Ru,ter he N more f. 4
Glossism sasse he price five Z
enium dneen Or box o biackum; mus. !.
sb shsllom!' SOh, but Scip,l am an ,
d customer: you wca't raise On me.
. send my hooss, With sixpe .ee, and do
~ miad. make them shoe like = dollar. ~
fes, boz, III bsush 'em sixPescs UasA!"ls.
q doubling but they would Le sessss~d !
6eoooe order. ~ Wese not q little sur. {