The Charlotte journal. [volume] (Charlotte, N.C.) 1835-1851, 1836-08-12
IMPROVED COOKERY. - To makeo Match.

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IMPROVED COOKERY. To makeG Match.
Catch Young gentleman aud lady, the
best lou can; let the young gentleman be
raw, and the young lady quite tender
Set the gentleman at the dinner table; put
IN good quantity of vine, and whilst he
is soaking, slick in n word or two every
now and thea about Miss; this will help to
make him boil. When getting red in the
Sills, take him out into the drawing.
set him by the lady, and sop them both with
green tea: then set them al the piano, and
blow the fame I'LL the lady sings; when you
hear The gentleman sigh, il is time 10 take
them of, as they are warm enough. Put
them by themselves in corner Of the room
or on the sofa, and there LEI them shipper
together the rest of the evening. Repeat
This three or four times, taking care to
place them side BY side 8: the dinner, and
they will be ready for marriage whenever
you want them. After marriage, grea,
care must be taken, as they are apt 10 turn
sour.-LondOn Morning Herald.
Guessing Time.-fn the town OF Lynn,
as Parson, afterwards Judge Preadwel was
one Sunday endeavoring to mend the under.
landings Of the people, he observed that
many OF them seemed more disposed to re-
Gins in the arms Of Morpheus, than repose
In the bosom Of Abraham. Stopping, there.
fore, in the midst of bis sermon, he looked
round and said If were TO guess, |
should guess that tpo- fhirds Of you are a.
sleepP A shrewd and eccentric genius,
named Martin, raising his head from It's
comfortable resting place, replied, If |
were TO guess, ! should guess there are not
more than one ,halff
The mex, day Martin wasarraigned before
Squire Cares, on charge of having disturb.
ed divine service. Martin made his own plea,
end was excused on the ground that the
Parson had left off preachng-tha, it was
no longer divine service, but guessing time
A neip order of Fdntusticals. appears
that down al Brunswick in Maine, where
Bowdoin College is, ali the students, medical
aud otherwise, by late law were ordered
oat at the May Training. They demurred,
but came out as warned, and according TO
previous arrangement made most laugha.
bic affair Of II. They suspended q huge
flg from tho vane Of the meeting house
four yards long, with the word g Eieilum
inscribed on il 10 large capstals-anolher
an the spiFe Of rse chapel, and third from
the college yard, $50 turned cut. arrayed
in the most fantastic and ridiculous manner, !
their imagination and ingenuity, which /
had been al work week preparing, could /
conceiye. Some were in drawers-some
in shiris-some with their clothes turned I.
wrong side out, bedizzed With ribbons
some wore mous;aches half foot long, and (
whiskers made Of Buffalo skin. Some had /
painted hats 3 or feet high-armed with I
fire poker-, &c. The banner Of the Fresh. |
men had the picture Of 40 ass size of life
smother, the motto Death and Victory. The .
Juniors had full grown hog rode BY an
oficer--the medical Students a skeleton.
The band Of music bore one With the De. (
wi FlddIing, and tin horns and conch shells !
for instruments. When the names Of the .
company were called, they all shouted
hereP a, once, and the scene is described
throughout as lnconeeivably ludicrous 10
the spectators and all concerned.-N. Y. +
Star.
There is on American gentleman resid.
ing in Paris Of the name Of Thorne, whose
weslth is 80 immense as to enable him so
vie 10 splendor with the richest Of The En-.
gIish residents. A late account from Paris
states tina, co one Of his recent balls, was
probably the most brilliant ever given in
the Capital. On the day Of the fee be sen,
$4,000 francs 10 the proper official charac.
tiers to be distributed TO the poor. An a. /
mnsing incident occurred during the eren \
ing. A letter was received from the Police ,
Office informing Col. Thorne, that by means
offorged invitations, fifty thieves had obtain.
adnittance into bis saloons. The conster.
ed nation was Successive, The gentlemen fell 4
their pockets, and the ladies' held fast their
jsweIIry.