Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Wayne County, Ind.) 1831-1837, 1836-04-02

THE PATENT CHURN.

THE PATENT CHCRN.
~, srrTER SPEC LATIoN.
i only think with every son Of chivaIry and
.oor. that . knight without a mistress Is like a
=, ~;tAost . star. AWE CT GsREsrEIS.
PATIENCE PEA BODY was perfect Para
non Of poetical personifcatiOn-light as a
6iu-bloOming ~ . rose-eyes like a
,azeIIe's-and beautiful as Psyche. Is ii Il
be wondered then, that soon became over
II head and sars-wig and whi>kers, in love
| say her first IN church, and nothing
II could or would have contented my SOU
but wind up in this same sacred place
requested Obed DcolittIe to introduce
me 10 Ephinetus Close Ephinetus in time
Fl made me acquainted with Sy Stokes; Sy
with Joe Palmer; Joe with Madison Mason.
4 Madison with lchabOd; lchabod with Johr
\ Peabody the cousin Of Patience, the fd
lslon u all my hopes. ! ought to have
won her, for never did mortal strive 81
hard to gain the presence Of carth's Poten-
iates a. did TO try my Patience. She,
] i, must be confessed, was rather repulsive
towards me: indeed, so much 50 that
took an early occasion Of requesting her
70 show cause.
How is il. Miss Peabody, that one who
strives so hard To ingratiate himself IN y our
good opinion, meets 80 many rebuffs and
crs-sesi what is the cause, my dear miss z
II had asked this question setfO roce al a
quitting frolic, but the fractions little jade
no, seeming disposed for whisper, cried
on, loud enough to fix all eyes ON me
Gals and boys, only hear this tarnal pes
Ky dandy VIVA, curious questions he poke:
4 al me; he wants to spark with me, but
rather guess we Bangor gals don't wan
none Of your city dandies, who's got more
coat tail than brains. any day
'Haw! haw! ha~!' was roarcd out in
regular Dorm East chorus.
;. guess Mr.. Jcnkinson,' said one of the
heaux of the party, you've missed figure
with our Patience; that ere speculation
ant no go'
'FIaw! haw! how was repeated.
Perhaps, Squire, you think we're only
halfbaked in these paris-but you'll find
your bread all dough-
.Iiaw! ha. hawv re-echocd thro' the
ROOM
.You won't stand no more chance here
With our gals, III n YOU would 10 cut down
= raft Of white pines with a penknife".
The chorus was decaposd
Gingerbread and molasses,' exclaimed
the fan Patience, did any one ever look 50
s,reaky rs he does. Ne looks about "a
mean & li.sle ~ The small eend Of nothin'
whitfield down. But II" matter, Mister
don't YOU he down in the mouth. ] begin
10 ,hins I'll take compassion on you, So
as they're going 10 have hop, why you
shall 30 ms partner
thought this q favorable symptom
soon as vas somewhat relieved from my
previous unpleasant pred,cament, and
when IN an incredible short space o. time
the room was cleared BY putting the Ia.
ales against the walls and thereon pilinc
the chairs, we stood out in couples. \
negro, the Dick Hamilton oe the village
rolled INTO the room with a fiddle IN his
hand, and We were soon immersed in all
'he mysteries Of set to your par,ner--cut
out-cnss tver-oown in the middle-up
again.
Patience was in excellent spirits. and
seemed 10 klndle with exercise oi dancing
ash the huoyancy Of her tiny little feet
lof they were the sweetest little loves OF
'eei ever SAW as #, ! say their buoy an
81 mad communicated itself TO her head
aoa heart. seized the lucky moment
ana poured into .,er car all the soft non
Wnse Twas master of. told her how If.
'e''stb'e was her smile-how like meteor.
"e0 ner eyes-how like the down Of the
.un'e dove were the fsinces that encased
.'em-t'ow much whittier than pearls were
az 'eesh-how much more fragrant than
"e re were her lps-how Cupid nigh,
.'es'ie 70 her d,nples and drink loves in
"A'esilon from her sigis-in fine, | ex.
"4us.ed my vocabulary Of compliments,
-"u had the satisfaction 10 And that was
"aAin 3 an impression. There VAS f.icin-
."on N her glance which could not re.
my eye followed her in the mazes oil
'e dance, enrap'urrd! True II was, she
i. q" more Of m zursa. or galiopade,
a4h COW does of sugar dish. or than
.'e od of the Khan Ut Tartary: but ma
~ oos'ncsS was in every elastic rnotion
80, Dancing might be the poetry OF mo-
"ess vas the poetry OF grace itself.-
- sne put up her sweet little face, and
Ting mo my eyes while addressing her
io"sns could gaze anu talk forever!-
"'e forgot all her former quizzinR, and
4Q4a The e,ssam Of feeling. full