The Camden journal. [volume] (Camden, S.C.) 1836-1851, 1836-09-24
Miscellaneous.
MANAGING 4 HUSBAND.

TO be sure, as Mrs. Glass rrosi sincerely OBJ
Serves. lir>i ca;c!: YOUR hare. a"d !ou mus;
also iir>. catch ,our husband. E"i We will
s,.pposc h:a c.uch,--and therefore 10 be- roa.-
ted boiled, Icwcd or ju-ccd. Al! these me
,hos OF cooking have ,nc:r matrimonial pro-
,o,7pcs. The roasted husband /, done 10 death
by tho ficry temper, the isol,cd husband G:s-
solves IN TIC warm water ci conjrIal tears.
the s,cwcd husband becomes tiuc,.!c by the
application G! worry, and the Jur-cd husband
i, fairly subducd by sauce and spec. "o-
mcn have all na!nra! gcn!us 70: having their
own way s:l!! the hncsl talents, like tho I'm
cs, pleasantly in tho world" require cuiira-
ton We recommend bc.lnnn. Spon.
When Sir William l. was setting Of on
his "cddlns c>curs,on. while the brdc was
subs,d,ng from the pc!ucld l'sh,ncss oi white
SATIN and blonde into the delicate darkness OF
tho lilac SILK ,,a,cInc dress, tho !sdy's maid
rushed into his presence w.;!i torrent, not OF
tears. ba: Of words HIS iayoruc French Va
| lci had ~, oar all the band boxes :ha, had
F.; been previously stored wi.h al feminine IA
gcnun, IN The car,laec. OF course. on ,hc
happrs, day OF lis !l!c, SIR William could
no, hin, 'Iul: or hc>..a,c dislike. and he
therefore ordered the interesting c,l!cs 10 bc
replaced. "vc,, well. S1rc William" said
tho prophc.,c ccnlctnan's gentleman, you
lc, yonr-l bc band boxed now. YOU be band
boxed all ,oa' he.
The prediction Of The masculine Cassan!''
Of the curling ,rous amply fulfilled. + -
SIR William Onc al h.s suc.,s. :" .c-
man whose wits might have hclonrs,. -
Leeds CLOTH. =, t,irs were Away 400!
c,;hcr,na. tnnlounr.ci IL bridal. win one .!
those annual finals When tn people cr"r.-
Is s,fc -" -. .a,In. made one step more
10 ,Dvs .- this >. I'd ,ctsi, j, hi, wedding
III. -! ", he! him man. happy returns OF
I.c ia, The polite ad.n,:.c, Of The baud
ho,c. found. however. one annl'rtsAry quite
sui!i !ri.,, wl;roU, any returns.
Nov. wc do cnn-rdc, !! >onc" ha' hard -"
dag q, each rc,nn,c" such ,c:, pctecr''a'c
cham ii nish, as we'll have lccn w'ca;hcd.
or guided, or even pinchlcchcd. a friend oil
mine, Air. Francis Caldwell. docs The thing
much bc,lc, We shall g,sc domestic d'a.
losuc in Curzon. street. by way Of example 10
The r,s'ns generation.
IL have been j, Bodies lh,, morning, my
love sa,d Mrs Caldwell while helping the
.nup he has 40 such lovely Serve tables.
,sot,ra,.. ul I.ou,, MYTHS beauties YOU
mus, lc. :nc have lhctn !or Tic d:a"'ns.roo'n,
,hcy are sucl. 'o,c-
:" real. Go wonder exclaimed AlV Ca!d-
well. ~ h.s mos, drc.dcd tone, what you
can wan. wnh any thing more III 'hc drawing
room | am sure that II Is as much - an,
one can do TO get across them asst Is. "'!
have no more money spent on such Trash
"Th,. fish /. capital, the ,.ucr Il fh.f
dosrre," ,xrla'mrd ,m Lady, Fastening to
chaucc the discourse do lc. mr recommend
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Dinner proceeds. cn!;;cncd by L !ulc SC.
,,cs Of delicate aucu IONS on The part OF The
vile One thing is advised another. which
she Is welt aware Is her husbands aversion.
playiull, forbidden, with my dear ffa''
c,s. YOU arc so Careless OF yoursc!i-consde'
les lorrcurs dc la Digestion
Dinner declines into dessert. aud AlT. Caid-
we'll cats his wanu,s, peeled
~ M h.nd y"u msy Gurss
En, that oi Fairly Far.
ALA, Mrs. Caldwcil's very pretty fingers
Tow ards the middle OF h:> second glass OF
port. lie pcrcr,vcs tina, there arr ,ca's III h'a
wr,c's soll blue cyc---whlch become actual
so,s a, he pro.rc.>c, IN tn" third glass
II see how It Is, Laura wei! YOU shall
have tie tables y
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