Litchfield enquirer., 1836-02-25
MEDIATION EXTRAORDINARY,

Mr. EdaOr-AIl the world knows that deadly war has broken out in the city Of Hartford aud it's vicinity between certain distinguished patriots of' 'sublimal ted democracy 2 who have ever manifested an unbound ed affection for the dear! dear people M The contest has been hitherto carried with spirit which indi- cates that nothing short of mutual exterminaion will appease their malignant feelings towards each other This has Occasioned profound grief 10 the faih every quarter of the Slate and to none more SO than to his Holiness the Rope of Litchfeld county wh" regards this tchism asa great scandal 10 the po-
 calchorch. We ejoice say that his Holiness has resolved to nierpose a timely mediation between the high hegeren parties, and to say to the troubled waters of Kinderhookery-peace peace! be still With view to this result. the Pope has issued his mandate to that eminent civilian and adroit diploma. t'st Frederick J. Echo, Esq. Ia very Taeyrand di- recting him to proceed Minister PIenipotenary and Envoy Extraordinary the scene Of this bloody conflict, and to cry out n the presence of the com. batants, for shame for shame in the name of his Holiness. is understood that the Pope has already sentthe 12h Deputy express to the great Magi. clan at Washington for of his most potent and eff. cac'ous wands, with which it ia supposed that the Ambassador can easily lay the genius of discord.- This important Kitchen implement will soon arrive in the county of Litch6eld, and all those who ish to understand how the modern ,oisard accomplis,es his sinister purposes should give it careful insnecon. They will find it inscribed on one side with the words Coffee! office spos spoiIs!" and on the other with "federalist! federast! democrat! democrat ]" and other cabalister phrases which have been used tll worn out as the means Of popular delusion The an,. bassador will be attended by Secretary of legation From the F. 0. in Lchfeld and by the intruire Ser. D, to execute his high behes,s as occasion may re. qure. He will be preceded by the 12,h Deputy as soand-bearer, and will he followed by numerous cn. valcade of choice spirits from various parts of the county of L'tchhed-at the head ot whom will appear My Lord Probate of Woodbury and tha, mountain of democracy the would-be Senator from the l7th Dis- trct, each of whom will wear crape on his left arm ] as indicating the profound afliciion of his Holiness upon the occasion aforosoi.. Having arrived in the presence of the parties concerned in the business of seeing which do the other the most harm" the i trusire Sherf per order of his Excellency, will seize tho ingeaders of the fight (Sz.) the Gideon and the Professor Of Languages, andw drag them, sans cere- monie, before his ExceIlency, when his Excellency will Echo in the the culprts the words of St.. Paul." Brethren hear that there are divisions a.. mong you, and partly believe it." (Flere the Hon. Mir. Ocagon will shed a tear Having made this af. fecting address, his Excellency will next draw large circle around the offending brethren, and will then waive his wand forty [, mes save one over their re- speciive heads and will conclude with an earne ct ex- hortaon to the captains general of inc begerents, upon the importance of concord and harmony 10 the party at this crisis of their fate the effect of which wilt be 10 bring the Gideon and the Professor upon their bones to beg pardon of his Holiness for getting up scandalous aray, contra pacem and to the evil example of others in like manner offending"
 The leaders will thereupon seat themselves ia the centre Of the circle, and will smoke the caImu, of peace ip a truly affectionae manner; and the Lord Probate of Woodbury and arery Strong candidate for Senatorial honprs ia District No. l7 will perform celebrated Indian dance npoa tho periphery of the circle while MT. Justice Oc.agon his vocal pow. CTS to the appropriate words
 "How pleasant 'lis to see
 Kindred and friends agree."
 A firm peace being thus established, the A,nbassa- dor with his re,inue will return to the place from whence he came when his Holiness will issue his re- scrip, sgnifying his pleasure that the Pope of Hart. ford county should be appoin,edto l one vacan, sea and the Pope of LMch6eld tho other, in the highest branch of tho Grand Sanhedrm of the naiion and all true disciples of mother church will say, 50 mote be PHlLo-PAPA. The great "Democra,ic party" in Conneetcut is certainly dropping apart like the Eo'ieR particles OG ripe pear. The great meeting held recently al Hart ford. resolved that the appointment of John M Mics [" the United States Senate and Gideon Wells to- the | Poat Office, are disapproved Of by the Democratic narIv of HartfOrd and, in our oOinion nv ihe De.