Rutland herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1823-1847, 1836-11-15
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AFTER THE HONEY MOON.


Men too ap, forget that they have praised Their
hequeniy neglect the etertoh NJ these
s-d that indses this from tbs,, Iore,
those lovers become husbands ."-R0us.
"h.ht. getting behind the scene, ofs ,be,,. ~b.,, tv
hsdns the 'hundcr TO be tin-he lightning phosphorus.
sad The diamond iin'cl,he u- become. des,ro,ed
our pleasure 10 gone and only wonder tho cas-. with
Which We have teen dseei,ed."-Thid
Mr. Saosi.-I wonder, Mr. Snooi, you will per-
sst In wearing that wig--a man does look 30 q.
bominsbly in wig
Mr. Shout. Why, my dear do you think look
better with bald besdi
Mrs SseYt. A SsJ head | should like TO
know. Mr. Snou,. what occasion a rev married
man las for bald headi
M Shout. Early Wisdom, my dear-e.r,y
wisdom makes a man bald
Mrs Snont. Early folly you mean. Mr Shout.
Early wisdom, indeed If you'd had gram Of
sense In that fools na'c, you wouln't have been
bald before you got married.
Mr. Snout. Heigho wish I had been bald
few years longer before I'd taken wife. [A,de1
Mr. Snout. There isn't sense enough IN your
bead to support the hair and go /; falls off.
-MSnod confess, my love, didn', show
much sense in my last and most mportont act of
my life. But how comes il. my dear, that a head
% filed with sense as yours does no, better sus.
tain ito capillary cropl
Mrs Saoni Capillary crop. VIVA, do you mecn
Mr. Snout,
Mr. Snovt Hair. my duck.
!fs S"os'. Haven't ! got hair enough on my
head. Mr. Shout,
.Mr Saout. Yes msdam. and so have l.
Mrs Snout. Yes msdatn! | hope YOU don't
mean to in.inua'e. M Shout, that / wear false
hsiri
Nj S.ovt. No more false, madam, than my
wig.
.Mrs Snsui. oh, you vile brute Mr Snoui, 10
pretend to compare my bright golden locks with
the dull mahogany brown Of your nasty, odious
wig!
M Saoa! Mahogany e fine color, nv dove,
and is golden They LOOK well together. A
little Of your lding to Get CT my veneering
sdehghtful chow In the psrlor or dining room.
Ma S"ea'. despise your insnuations. Mr.
Snout-as | do your hbominsble manners your
vile hstits. AID your odio1s person. There's moth.
ing false shout me. III have you to know.
Mr. SaosL Except those beautiful locks which
sdon your forehead those peariy teeth. which Sc,
Of YOU mouth that well stuffed padding. which
forms 90 graceful q bust and that elegant eve
Of Scudder's. which beam 40 lovingly on me-
Mrs S~ouL. ScYdder's Eye Of Seudder', LIS
paid for. MIR Shout.
Mr. SHosi. ] haven't doubt oft madam
These false appliances. TO
The human face divine"
are usually purchased.
Ms snOui. Weeping. You cruel man YOU
Mr. Snout-so coon after ave married, TO bo.
gin 10 TAFT me with these lit,ls attentions To INV
person.
Mr. SnoSi Twit you. my dear Heaven fore.
tend that should ever twit any human being fol
any thing wh,isoe,eri and above ell things for At,
tsntlon to personal comioft.
.Mrs SHosL Comfort Do you think It's an,
comfort 20 the to wear this glass eye, Mr. Snou,
No indeed ! saSsait TO the tormsn, Of il nerel,
for the looks.
NJ SHsst And submi, 10 the ,ormcu, Of m,
Wig, honey,for the ssme reason.
M Smout. oh, that sbominsbls wig-hos
do hate II Why didn't you inform INC iha, 20,
wore WIG, before yoa married me
NJ SE0Si For the tsme reason. | suppose
rasdsm.tha, you d'JH, inform me ,ha, you wor.
false eye. fslse teeth. snd a false bus,.
Ma ssosL lweePingl WHY. what woul,
you have had me do, you uuf.ehng brute you
would you hsse.had me i've ell my DAYS .insls
for the van, II 4 little Innocent deception
NJ SA0uf. bate deception OF eli kinds. An.
- for that being innocent. which brngs to hus
bands srus sueh pieced up
.Mrs sAOei Pieeed up. Sir SnOgi Who mad
that nose Of yOsrs'
Mr. ssSsi. DR. Mott. 10 be sure. DO you ihaI
rt eel sny .nfsnios ~s;tmss 20 ecns,rec, tire n,s.