Southern telegraph., 1836-09-27

lall. Papers friendly to the company and
their antic tricks, win please give notice.
Adaaittance halt price CAildfen and Ne
grOes, less.
Mons SPEED. john Bun IS still in adj
vance Of the Yankees. FL London, Ire mo-
del of.a locomotive is exhibited, which IS to
go one hundred miles an hour On a railroad,
without steam!
or MRs. ROYAL, from Washington, prin.
cess of the s'loafer literateurs,'' called upon
US yesterday. " Where is hel' cried she;
as she entered the Office" where Is Ben
nettG'
She was handed Into my editorial room,
where l was sitting qmetly, surrounded
with papers and noise, writing my para
graphs.
@My God, Bennett said Ms. Royal, ia
extacY, show are YOUR
"Oh! my dear Madam,'' cried /, " | am
delighted to see you.n
| How can you write in the midst 81. this
noise?--I do ell my editorials at night
"My dear Mrs. RoyaI,'' said !, with 1
smile, "you know your dear sex can always
do thrice as much Of any work by-night al
BY day--you always prefer night work. "
s":0hi you rogue" said she, holding me
arms length :" you are just as saucg as
.eser---wolI, how DO tyoa zone ons--so yoll
have quit polhics?p
: Absolutely, despise politics and politi.
ciansn-
"Yoa are perfectly righs" said she; with
a sigh" but Imust do something for my
coln'ry--l must put down c5rruption.'
"Put down corruption -put down the de-
Vil-you ought to put up coruation---are
we not corruption itseT? D. We not live;
move and have our being 10 corrnption9
Pray, what did your country ever do for
youm
"NoihiDg, my dear Bennett, as God Is
my Judgea but break my Teg, and break my
heart, and keep me out Of my money. What
is the quarrel between you and Webbg
saw Webb this morning, and asked him
about it lie told me you and be loved each
other like poison"
"Ilal ha! ha! ha! why Webs is pei.
| fectly harmless
! "Bonnelt, my dear son, why did you nol
give him licking wien he assaulted yous''
Z" stripped Him Of his integuments."
"S1 You did, 50 you did-ha! ha hal
how have laughed at that rencontre. But
| want good lodgings--cap you recommend
me to any hotel to Stop ati''
"Ccrtainly--.he Astur House is the
place for You--evers other hotel IS full.
Won't yOugo see he Sun editor?"
I "What the 'Greas indicted9'--no, no, n6
where's the Astor HouseG"
$50 from my Office across the Park, and
the first house III Broadway That looks like
Peniteptiary Or State Prison, is the Astou
House--enrera and you'll find good lodgings
Are the people civim
"lf they are not ygli can teach them
civiity. Its rot Tie frst time you have
taught borbarians politeness, and the Assol
! House and Boyden sadly want advice.n
: "Gdd bless yop,1 said Mrs. Royal
/" God bless yop,n said ], and OF she lrottet
: for tic Asior Hoasc. Her reception there
which was funny, viii Be described to-rlor
r5w.--N n Hcrali
GIrsEY HAT.--The last number Of the
N. Ii. Gazetle, contains the following I'M
gallant paragraph:
Ifihere is one article Of female dresl
that we devouiy athor, it is Gipsey ha
or bonnet. Il gives to the sweetest coun
tenance an air Of impidence aud wanson
! ness that isperfsetly intolerable."
: Il Is perfectly clear That the writer dom
| know what Gypsy bonnetis.
-
a grand military parade Is 10 tako nlaci
Q at Washington, Pl,oi the 9th, 7iIi and etl
r Of September. Volunteers from two cOun
# ties in Virginia, from Jefferson county, il
e Ohio, and from the counties IL Allegheny
: WesmorelaEd, Fayelle and Greene Il
!. PENNSYLVANIA, will be present. At tn.
e same time and place, we learn from III,
!, western papers, y re will be beating d
Of volunteers for Tcx1s, to depart gOf III