The Arkansas advocate., 1835-10-09

what scenes are there A meeting in the provincials" is as Satvr to Hyperion in comparison. Any one mile of road be- tween Westminster Bridge and the Downs on fiat evcnttnl morning, would furnish good average country meeting and when all these miles of men, women. and chiI- dfen; of coaches carts and omnihnsses; of horses, asses, and ponies, are disgorged upon the race course, what a sighl for our eyes--what subject for our speculationl
 We never remember to have seen fuller attendance than at Thursdays Derby. To say that all the world and his wife'' were there, is 10 say that a all the world and his wife," and oll their children what crowds over Westminster bridge our only fear was that t would break deWn. What iost- ling over Clapham Common! what neck and-necking through Footing and Mieham and what Jun all along What swels and what Quzzes
 !" l say, sir, you're losing your curb" " Am |! looking 6eLiRd where is | l''- Here, sir stop, I'll put 1t on for ou.r- t Thankee, thankec." !" Hollo, sir! now you've lost 8 shoe" "Oh! have l 2 just pit that hon loo, will you p
 s say, Roberts, where are you going at such rate? p Wy, td Hepson Downs, to be sure" Yell, take care you aint von. ]" !" Von, "? " Wy, yon O the Hepson Doeetts, to be snre Oh! sweet! but do look, Augustus look al that carriage, what hole they've made through 1t with that cart shaft" Ahl Miss Nilhelmina, that's just the situation of my poor art. It's hex aetly like the back Of that ere buggy, Gii- pid's run ole thro' t with one of his shafis."
 HolIo simkin, ny dear fellow dri- wing two in hand bless me never saw you in such situation in ali my life before! Are you quite sure you can manage ern ?p " flint /? A'ven't 1 been practising on the mile end homnibusses for d fortnight past, and didn't one of the Tallyho ooach- men ask our tiger if 1t wasn't Mir. shilibeer himself drlvinoin
 "smith, my dear, wish you wouldn't keep kissing your hand to the ladies at the windows, and the servant malds peeping over the garden walls, in that way. 1t makes me feel qnite uncomfortable. .-- There again! Smith. If you do, really must get out. Snith, l say! Coachman, stopl won't ride another yard with such I gay deceivcr." 'sCarn't stop, marm, We should be run over and smashed itl no fine. ''-- "Oh! what am to dol There againl and bless me, if the impudent wretches aint rd- turning the compliment. Oh, 'oryid! Smith ] sayl Coaehman, stop! What shqil dol'' "l telfe Yots marm, If was as you, I'd begin kissing my 'and to all the men. thiak that'd stop him." "Thankee coaehman, so l will. How de do--servsnt, sir-my love tye.--" "Mrs. s.l-my dear! d-n t, madam, I'll have divorce if you kiss your hand in that way again. And coa h. man, you rascal, what de you mean by put tlng such notions ilo my wife's hcadl"-- Wy, vol l means is this here; vot's sarce for the goose is sarce for the gander-and no mIstake."
 "Gh, myl ma: if there isn't lady sitting in carriage and four, with a wagoner by her side" "Bless the childl no, my dear thafs not wagoner; it's ony gentle man." 'A gentleman, mal what gen. tleman in a smock frock!" ..yes, my dear, it's the fashion. It used to be tho fashion to dress like groom; now they fancy 1t IS genteel to look like wagoner: he next step, believe, will be the coal- heaVer."
 "Hollo you fellow in the donkey cart, get out of the way, will youl' "No, won't; l tbnks myself as good as you, and my donkey thinks himself as good IS your 'oss."
 .sBuy list--buy a correct list--Dar- ling's card list, gentlemen sportsmenlp-- "How much do you askl." "sixpence, sir; Darling's correct card list, only six penee." "Glve you fpence." "Cost mo ipence ha'penny, sir; conldu't take less than sixpence.a "Give you no more than fpence." "Weu, sir, take it." "Rare m to make bargain, aint IT, Here. just give me change for this half crown. Holol coachmau-coach stop, stopl tho fel- lows got my half-crown, and hasn't given me my list" "Quite impossible to stop, sir.-B Besides, look he's selling your card to another gemmen on the York Hiehhyer, and dare say he'll send your change by the same conVeyance.o
 "0h haib! engh Is any body killed Cut the tracesl take tbe lady's leg out of tee windowl stop that horse! unlace the genileman's staysl hold the child. take off the little girls bonnet Clear the way, will you-can't stop here all day seeing you killed"
 anecdoie-ssWhy do you not pay me that six and eightpence, Mr. Mulrony ?o- said an attorney to an Ifishman, who repIi-