Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1835-08-06

Ion 'i-.2 nof bulge. yog 70 MOI, an Isrf vou
h' Si.s', srheTe ,oI HiIy see tie utmost D ri Of
y'" SHAEsrE,RT.
'7ae branded cat hath r,e,resI" Tia.
Ge.rLENEs: With your permission I will
revoke the closing sentence of NV last COM
n,,rnicaiion, Published in reply u 'Philo-S, -
in order ssHiiy 10 prick the foamins bubbles
that compose the milk and water, chill aI1
fever essay, with which his .pluIterins goose
quill has graced not hall, but whole column
OF your last Free Press. 10 this an induced
by wish u meet the startling challeny.
thrown out by this empty P'Pper-6oI; and a.
the insipid dish with which lac has served your
readers. needs little seasoning TO make the
hOdgs-J re mess 20 down. have determined
10 subject il 70 a slight sprinklins before I
grat,fy his longing after identify"
Had Known as much about t,is "ha-lsd
ksch" as has last terrific bomb enables me To
judge OF him, my pen would never have beca
psiahd % "priek" the pate of such q rspi,is
And even now cannot but feel myself recre-
ant tn the laws Of chivalry, In thus ss1in rai.-
Ing the wand Of contention against this my
geatIe lady, trimmed ou; as she Is with al! tie
winning grsceS Of hsr tender sex, when ought
at once ~ bow in submission, and SofIly whis-
per, sweet .'lady," thou hast overcome use I,
But, Boanerses, rhy hast fAou btiiU,esd ssn
am indeed very sorry that have come in
- such harsh contact with the pretty ktad Of
this tifit, 'miseAisrous. arch, ysung creature, y
this srtless child Of nattre, but Tsa=iss will be
fse=td; can't help il.
My erssPeT seems 10 have great adherence
90 being considered member Of this eOmGauni-
fy, and would have us believe that he does not
belong TO il; sincerely hope this j. the case;
] would indeed be pleased 10 discover that
Ibis community does not embrace 80 unprohta-
BILE, useless, and repeat, iAsisAifesni. a mem
Der. His fummcry argues too strongly OF
his iHsgHifeaRes, whether he be in OF out Of
this community. lie may run i,s boundary
lines On suit his own convenience; Twin place
him rhsTs J please, until he unveils his IuSkiaS
place. lie threatens the disclosure Of rny ,rhe
and "iehsrsa5ouT" with a "p,7pping' vista
lion from his "snginS," in another cap1oiiy
than that Of mere writer. You may soon
know all about me, my sportiye Lady Teazle.
Then try your steam, little innocent! But see
first 10 your sg(siy-rairs, lest you burst your
boiler. What! Pepper and steam! o! Sc
Gods, deliver me! II wolId, indeed, gentle
men, puzzle an oracnlar deity % Gull any sense
or meaning out of Ibis HsosgTsI compilation Of
bsSuiifai e0EIPsrisons & Ioeiesi dsduefions which
has enIanated from the gifted Zoe3s quill " your
able correspondent. What an elaborate expo
sition he has made Of the similitude q the 81
De- and the rap " be had lived in Tie day,
81 the Pstriarrha, he would no doubt have
snppla1ted joseph rs tic Interpreter Of Pba-
raoh's dream. But perceive that tho rep,
whether hard or son, whether made of steel,
lear ''brsw." has proved sufficient; my
lecch has gnswed himself fanglcss upon n. and
therefore ! dread MOI snnihilation from hi-
malignant weapon, &c which an unfortunaie
bi,e has deprived him, bot have resolved 10
bear with silent resignation. The we're bTuis-
ing which am afmoaished to expect from h.s
tOOtbiess bat vipliciiVe gums. "SD P.srs
isdy" has como by a circuitgH and trouble
some route 10 confess her lililencs~, but. peer
iroy1a, it's IN and csRT get out. u woah seem,
.ls0, that be u about ~ distinguish himself by
the discovery q aTsslEoSsify 10 the art. lead
washed with brass,n who ever heard Of sach
proces4 tie would no doubt make a much
better display of bis talent a. an amalgama-
tor Of "lead" and "brass" than az q coutritu-
Tor 10 your columns. But why teaxe ths.
pretty lsfy' W The pure aud furcible loeic
BY which our kniglt 81 The gGiil, az one
nlOment a gsalis "lady," labors the next o.
convert himself into = clsmss. s,riv "I,sek. 81
certainly reflects tho highest credit JPN hn
.netamopbosis. sock On, Lady I.sech He
fcliciistes himself greatly on The hcs That he
has touched me g. The quick BY comparing ne
y a crocodile. I am perfcctly satisfied that
nay CLASSIC frisad should compare me Ia shy
Individual q the creeping kingdola, bat ava
dizposcd 10 think frOm ire Toe ssiff ssaiani-
fesicd ~ bin, thsi ny blood sucker J. ma
quite - eouieated with m situation IN he
'croeodile's throat and that Il needs murh
less than an sd.i-rS faIg n "uibbic through
NE epiternis," q "lesch" u n rare
thing - SO q faaPpias fssii< - cooyerssnt with
lierodoius, - . i.dpols pisying 30 conspicuous
IN the sschcol fog scandal
"Phiio-Sr must nos astter himself ..rith he
faise biea hat ! am ven "anxiOus- b. avert
ts,e bearing u Ais sqssib from myseM Il Il q
matter Of ths EFsuaest inSiaereocs 10 me.
Whtiher hh atm ~ directed n me o. not
Let hin psrsae ~ ohjsct With all The peril
nacityihs may see e. " eall INTO action, BIT ~
y, ! ear tsr him, % uss q VULGAR say.nz.