Richmond enquirer. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1815-1867, 1834-08-05
THE LEX T.aLIONIS-.arain,

The following Memoranda have been obginyly
handed to us, as the materials of rctort upon an
individual OF the name of VIM. Lambert, who
toasted and roasted at Lynclbrg on the last 4tl
July, in thu following decent strains:
.By ,pf lambert Thomas The heart OF the hypocrie
Of Ii: lie 'o only y's. en- ,ss "'''e0 of
NOW, TIE honest truth is, that never before
heard of the aforesaid gentleman tcto icod seem 10
De so ultimately acquainted toiM us-and really we
should have been at utter loss describe has nc
complishnents, if we had been ever so DESTROYS of
returning the compliment which he has paid To- u.s.
when we saw the toast, we took IL for granted in
deed, he was impcrtincni, conceded illiberal
whster, who was ambitious of pushing himself for
ward to little notoriey, and of figuring away MS
the author OF certain toass. Ii that we were
not far out in conjecture, if the following por-
TRAIT truly represents the original:
"in the first place. imagine little self. constituted
world occupying in creation space Of about by
ioo 'tn imagine this little world keeping itself I'M
sessngy wrought up in The convul.ions OF proper
fonu1e earthquake, Tor The sole purpose Of
make up Tor Its want OF importance in sire, by the
winch can make, TO excite the attention surround
Ing ob; snd alter finding its attempt in this way obrx
ltse into notice unsuccessful dashes occasionally adiy
rom It's sphere, and rushing turou.y against neigh
boring worlds, through revenge driven
back with velocity that forces il beyond its starting
point or, 10 speak more plainly, masine coxcomb of
the Aforesaid DIMENSIONS pulled up with his own self
Importance as TO resemble hay bushef bag containing
oushef q toind-a would be humo,. and w coutinn,
ally retailing ont hackneyed and stale anecdotes &C. aud
pricing hmse upon hs powers OF sarcasm, is continually
attempting display oil them, without the least regard TO
sesso pisce or person, aud on almost
ou either owing 10 his most consumnaie .pujsD or
i"cspacy TO perceive the force of rebuke nothing daunt
ed rrtnrns 10 the charge, but to be toIed again.
'dgdin-A parsonage Of great magined know ledge
ana Importance in the literary wod-aso, an important
spoke in the political chariot wheel nsking il point 10
attend and olcousy intenedde with the affairs of every
pubic meeting; and II he get finger in the pie in
no o'her way viii, whenever motion made nv another
bounce up and move that be adopted If perchance
he should happen 10 think find will pove u,-
populs nasnuch he pays great homage the current
o puhc sentiment will move that IL be rejected 10 use
Ills own words or more properly his set speech such
oecaron inasmnci as he can ''recognise such
sure Now by the way, this word recognize is very
great iavorite OF his making point TO use on all oc.
cslons and Subjects without the least regard TO the pro-
per application or true meabing OF IL.
"HW Jnrfher-A member OF tsmons debating society
oI Lyhchturg-he makes II rule TO rise
ion and puff away for hours like pair OF bellows the
feathers oil which had been cracked by oversiraning-
quotes Walker piousely- always selecting the most jatD-
cTdch'ng and high sounding words, and unfortunately
lacking me organ ~ order, numerically spouts thc IN
forth on all occasions, without regard the proper pro-
h"he'aioh or meaning oil them--wiihout rhyme
Once blazing light OF the Baptist persuasion; as an
eccenrc old gentleman said could discourse most ani-
rably upon John-bu quite the reverse Character
manager NJ every Ball. &c.-the woud-he ouinessence
oi The Lynchburg heaux making love spouting bonn
bast TO all the ladies' in the place. In short living mass
OF vanity ignorance and impudence,' &C., Sc, SC.
an The Deceney!-The following was one of the NET
10GsS drank Norfolk the dinner given 10 Mr. TYLER
by Guest1hc Block he md
OF ule Con,'tuion-hay the speedily epoe
Hermitage, other ia . @ sands' -
The great Guest the Lay must have bIshed for ~.
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