Vandalia Whig and Illinois intelligencer. [volume] (Vandalia, Ill.) 1832-183?, 1834-02-13

anu tHere were likewise two brothers
called George and Jake Fulwider; the,
were all rich, and each owned mill
Henry Snyder was subject to fits of de
rangement, but they were not OF such ;
: nature as TO render hun disagreeable tt
any one. He merely conceived him
5 self to be the Supreme Ruler of the u
Universe; and while under the infatuation
J had himself a throne built, on which he
} sat to try the cause of all who offended
Dthim; aud passed them off to heaven OF
hell as the humor prompted-he per
sonating both Judge and culprt. Il
happened one day that some difficulty
occurred between Henry Snyder and
the Fulwiders, on account Of their mills
when, to be avenged, Henry Snyder
took along with him book in which he
recorded his judgments and mounted his
throne to try their cases. He was heard
to pass the following judgments. Hav-
ing prepared himself, acting as Judge
and yet responding for the accused, he
called "Shorge Fulwider, stand up
What hash you been doing in dis lower
worldg' "Ah' Lort, does not know"
swell, Shorge Folwlder, hasn't you got
a MILF" eyes, Lort, hash" swell,
Shorge Fulwider, didn't you never take
too much toll?' "Yes, Lort, | hash !;
when der water wash low, and mien
stones wash dull, take leetle too much
toll" swell den, Shorge Fulwider, GU
mast go to der left, mid der goats.''-
'Well, Shake Fulwider, now you stand
up. What you been doing in dis lower
worldw The trial proceeded through
out precisely like the former and with
the same result snow tries nsinesclE.
Henry shnyder! stand up. What has
yoube doin in dis lower world?" "Ah
Lort, | does not know" swell, Henry
Snyder, HASN'T you got millg' Eyes,
Lort, l hash." swell, Henry Shnyder,
didn't you never take too much toll?"-
|''Yes, Lort, Ihash; whendar water wash
low, and mien stones wash dull, hash
taken leeile too much toll" sBut Hen
ry Shnyder, vat you do mid der toll?"-
All! Lort, | gives it to the poor."-
! (Pausing) ''Well, Henry Shnyder, you
must go to der right mid der sheep; but
ii is tam tight squeeze!
"What are you jumping after there?"
said a schoolmaster to an urchin who
stood up TO his eyes in a shirt collar.
81 wanted to spit, sir,'' was the reply,
''and | was jumping up TO try to spit o.
yer my dickey."
| NOVELTY. Den Pedro, assisted by
Madame Pedro, is exhibiting at Savan-
nah--he advertises to appear in the fight
between Cain and Abel, and conclude
the entertainments Of the evening with
limitations of every variety of birdsfrom
the eagle to the sucking pig
| LIBERALITY ON BOTH SIDES. A rag
ged Militia Officer, and still more rag
ged handy legged negro, met at the bar
Of Il public house, where the following
conversation took place. "Cuff, you're
a good honest fellow, and like to COM
plnent man what's lived an honest
life, if he is black; you shall take glass
to drink with mr., Cuff "Well, Cap 1
ting, l'se berry dry, sol wont be ugly IA 4
bout it; some niggers too proud to drink
wild milisha ossifers, but when he be So
her he jis as good as niger, specially if
de nigger's dry"
| North CAROLINA Observation-Disclosures
Of the Political resolutions submitted TO
the Legislature were acted on. Mr.. Guth-
rie having been defeated in his attempts to
get the House to consider his resolution
touching tho United Statos' Bank, some
|of the opponents of that institution seemed
to exult at the decision. Mr.. King, of Ire
dell, seeing this, moved to take up the reso-
lutions npprobatory Of General Jackson's
administration, vetoss and all--not that he
would have vsted for them, but TO test the
sense of the House on entertaining the mo-
ton. Only four members voted in the affir>
native! An effort was then made to take up
the resolution denouncing the Force Bill,
and this was resisted by the same VOTE
The Houses were determined to give the
whole of them the go-by. If, however, there
was single member of either house who
approved the course Of the Executive with
regard to the deposites, we are yet to learn
the fact.-Raleigh Reg.
Resolutions approving the removal OF
the deposites have passed the N. York
House of Assembly, yeas lis, nays9,