Lynchburg Virginian. [volume] (Lynchburg [Va.]) 1829-185?, 1834-09-08
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INCIDENT AZ SARATOGA

| ''.ipIS II SARAfOGA.
" Amusing inei1en Whit was it7e
why, hnye you not heard Ilat the Vice Prcsi-
dent had III nber of Con- rcos-wa,cr dashed into
| his face this morning Z"
| No you are joklng'
" Joke or no Joke it is true
Fray esplain. There has bccn no s,ia.rol
trust The Wee President 10 a q n.esnan, Of sm;.
able qualities, md is proverbeliy courteous am,
polite Aud beslJes since he Is Vice p,c.;den,
honsh unh ON lack Of principle for Tho Office. and
n .', Hof elected by majority ofihe people,
sou we must respect he c6iee, you know -
- tnrdoa me- SIR, and I will relieve vour
anxiety You know the Vice pte,ideu, has cre,.
ted some remafhby the osicntaIie,ls display of M.
FpSftA Stat frlagc, and hs English footman
~ 'F''y aod hY pfnnc'ng about on his Buccpbs-
JUS, nv ~ eali his charger, when he has only do
IN RODS - .. SOMETIMES he rides down to the
Spring WHEN The crowd arc assembled a, air o,clocL
anJ ITS ufan bls horsc, making the boys bring Tho
water "a 1la. nd evidently, us ii would scenic a.,
tr4ct attention.
- All oil winch borders upon the fanrns,cal.
AMI consequently approaches the ridiculous, But
proceed"
-" Wi Thu morning he came down ios,
al tho lb''h' {" tho crowd and Ic,ning his steed
TO tho temple, While tho boye were dipping for the
lhues'aoo Ren'lemen clustering around The Spring.
" ''"o N''l Ct his obseqnous parasites cnch anx-
ouS 70 "e Tie hrst III tfafyjng their seryiliry chi
led out" There's he Wee President some wa.
ter One of the urehins wa ahnu. leaving his
Dhee TO curry him ,ump'cr OF the sparkling ANA
t""' when ia been dipped for merchant OF
your e''y--e Wing, have no doubt -
Stop you vnrlef," he commanded. in tonc If
audible authority as he soIz d tho ton,bler IL
nc Vcc President "a IN want Of the water LEI him
1'smo"nt from hia horse and take his turn al the
spring al her gentlemen do -
ne people pfiekedu up Their cnre wIfb surnriso
and so did Bucherhllus The Vice President look,
"a uhuitefablc things for hc moments tje .vco.
phnnts were MS much dunlbfJunded ns though un-
no fingers bad pulled the sncrcd nose Of The nroo,.
rt-nhd 'he merchant very cooy drink or bis
'nmQer. Meantime another lad bnd succeeded
the restless pruncings Of rbc no
bio quadruprd, In Giving ,hc " favorire son. brim.
ming tumbcr, which he was in tho acr Of rn,a,n,
10 Ina mouth But thore ia many slin b,t.o.o
the cup and the lip just nj this in,erea,;n, col
s'd' lody, IN oldel 10 relieve his embarrassment,
la sG np e y,sn WI =, S9maaisan, ata
!usn the e"lll'y, md ~hiic ho was in the nc, or a..
lverng pretty compliment, in reply. Buehenha
lns took NOTION 10 bow 10 the lady too, but in and.
duly rasne his cree, rather hisher than usu.l he
lat the Vre Pfesl1enos elbow and dashed The en;,e
contents Of he iomblcr INFO hrs face-----p
That was indeed catastrophe !'----
- AMI down II went like a flood into hi.
bonom,io his no smal discomfort, but TO The infinite
amusement OF The crowd, who could not ref,ain
.hf' laughter, on account ofthe oJity ofthe thing.
although all nllhe com uIseracd his embarrassment
Tho VNe President, rs you H,ny well suppose ir
.tpnly-.-
------'' Drew bee limo for his Hotel. no
dpub'"
Bat II was pretty incident Tor The breakfast.
luhc. wUn'tii1'
d" OF course and Inc ladies drank their Mocha
@ilh additional zesl.' ~ Com