Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Wayne County, Ind.) 1831-1837, 1833-05-18

fatigue Of the journey was greatly aiIesi
ated BY the anticipation OF the glorious
reception we would there meet. Yed
rerily, (3rd month Sth.) we have been te
the wall of the world, and what we have
seen, and heard, and done, and our ere.
Elections" thereon, will furnish matter o.
astonishmens and admiration to all who
shall ever see or hear the relation
thereof. Should we only live to reach
home and write our history, Immortality
is ours sssure as gum for since the day
that our old Grandfather Adam sswith his
pug turned up nose first scented earth
~ air did any man ever make such a
"trip. Only think on it, s.the honor such a
kindness Of the good s'Committee, the
Is'scourges," the ''ssratagems'' VIC made,
the 'sdog we SEEM the reflections we
had on the manner o: crossing the Ohio
river, 1.-The short tailed horse we bought
Of Charley O'Harra, '''.Shapley o wen. ''N
"Big Rackoon,'' the ferrymcn, the lad
choppinc at the Sug~arce witt, an axe
with a black handle, his touching song,
|all, all, sure never was the like before
never will be the like again. Let fools
talk Of the 'sIiistories,' Of Alexander,
Caesar, Napoleon, BLACK Hawk, pshaw,
nonsense. downright sense, perfect
foolcry; did they ever see "our spotted
dog" or dad chopping at the Sugar tree?'
NJ. never, not one breath Of II. Did
they or either Of them ever receive any
Of the sspreciotls,@ "sweet' "Committee's
Rnino Shiners?' Not one ftp oft. No,
their deliberations fiery souis,'' were Ut
ter strangers to these things. They done
nothing but fight, and the s'dear," "res-
pectable Committee" don't approve Of
that. Their lives were made up Of 'broils,
alterations and misadventurcs," Cesar,
Alexander, Napoleon, Black Hawk, land
we'll throw Gen. jackson into the bargain)
saw not what we saw, done not what we
have done, heard not wha: we have
heard about the aboy and the sugar :rce,'
and sour reflections ave there's the rub,
the Sigh; of our scorching reflections,
never shown with borrowed lustrc thro'
vitrious tel1unas upon their opaque bodies.
"H.iipras,' tom Thumb ssGulliver's
Travels" .:Miss Porter's Scottish Chiefs,
and all the circumstances connected
18th Waliace's Tree.n will all be gone,
al! zone to the tomb fthe Capulets ere
our names and our ssbroad visaged."
'ssharp featured, 'ssitrious tectum travels
shall approach within hail even of the
zenith Of their fame. Thus
did we qucre with Immortality, when all
1t once what the face Of the earth
should appear ahead hut a bow sswith a
pig turned ur nose,'' and "ccrners to his
mouth, sshuge buttons, and no s'beaver,"
a: all Oh the .'side," or any other part of
''his heai," not even ra.n-5eayer. s
the boys call 'em J on horse with tail.
sitting On a bag '.iISe Il sentinel Oh a
watch tower, exercising a supervision
over us,'' away went in an Instant our cas-
Ties in the air, all our ssrefiec.ious,'' van
Islled in an instant, ''Iike the baseiess ia
brio Of a vision and left 10; arretch be
nini.o What's to be done? Our frs. I'M
preston was to take whats vuIgar:y cal
ed the '@-hute," mi let the supervisor
return ''nonest momentus," as '.the profess
sion" would say, which in plain English
means I" no; found.'' Mr.. Sutherland had
recourse to our instructions from the
sCommittee,' and also on, executed .siug-
siina". spower Of attorney, (he can read
Bn' in Ais,nav he Informed Mr.. Hook that
.nonest moentus" therein, about taking
he ESTATE" either expressed or implied i
his we Goth attributed to the phrase
sounding Ia aailitairc This is sco!-
ectrai' dilemma. plaiaiy eri5ited to me-
said Mr.. Hook, Scratching his head and
oosing wise like the lawye rs when they
ire at loss, and want honest folks to-
mink "shev ken a abootit.'') when ssIike
-ush light scorching his BOSOM" BEAM
I'd an idea upon his unacconntahle soul.
Il have it, said he, SNAKE stratagems to
1in,-no longer seem the negro's friend
open inqMry-assume new
iress which 1 am sure never fitted you
even in kentuck where it is daily worn,
sally forth in your new garh and talk
much about the slave market of this infer
1al trafiic''--5ut mind Sutherland, talk
n surprise voice. be sfoloi' to bar
.aln-don'tpurchase. take tina. BOY for
a .aa-per.' Mr.. Sutherland inquired,
Does our instructions from the inestima-
,le committee authorize us to talk in a
surprise voice. and lie or seem TO ie.r-|
3Never mind,r said Hook, ego It Jerry.
we'll talk about that when we ge, home u
No sooner said than done. ssBoy," Guosh
ssHave YOU go, any little mig
gers to sel,?'' s.No,'' said Monday, Il got
ng;ns.' mo tricks upon travellers,
Sutherland, ssstand boy. if you
stir one inch Til eat YOU up Instantly. bag.