Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Wayne County, Ind.) 1831-1837, 1833-11-30

49, 20 DC tIues NC usually pre-
ted to be ignorant Of our language.
although they will to some speak l..
wea.n
Why, there is nothing new in ali
this. We have been in tho habit vi
meeting the cunning vagabonds il
every section Of the country, for the
last Eve years. In 1929 We witnessed
an amusing scene with one Of them IL
CharlestoD, 5. T.. Its relation may
afford others a lesson now to manage
matters.
While at the house Of a friend-as
plain aud blum, as Humphrey Dobbins
"a poor shipwrecked devil $50 he pre-
tended to be) presented himself and
his petition, with all the piteous
grievance Of an Italian music -grinder;*
when something like the following
dialogue ensued:-
."Weh what's all this about?'
inquired our friend, hastily running
over the petition, which set forth that
a large family had been .hiPwreoked
Old a voyage from New Orieans-that
they were in the greatest distress--that
three or four Of them were then suffer-
ing with the iever, sc. sc. nc. 1t
was authenticated by the captain, and
BY an NJ. d.. too: every thing was as
snug as a toad in the middle ofan oak
sturp. But alas! the worlds incred-
uluous! The ears OF the ''iorlorn ), ran-
ger" were startled with the ACCLAIM
ton IL don't believe a word Of it!''
Jam petite de kong Ike oug.'
~, jam the devil! why don't you
speak Engii-hr
~ Ia, YOU see"
ayes. do sea great lazy kooby,
that deserves cow-skinnin
"Aqua my lor. retourienes-l no.
speaky d. Angli,-' "P"h! don't tell
me-! you can speak as good English a.
] can; and you SHALL too. Why don't
YOU go to work, il you've got al
{ .m,ly p
"Eh--bicn!-l no understand you.
you don't, en-! Well, III get an
interpreter" (Exit, and returns inn
me- lately with a cowhide] "Now, then.
you BLACKBOARD, Why don't you go to|
" orkP'
"Alon.!-I-l--I-"
'"None Of your stammerinc: answer!
nc at once. Why don't you go tol
work7"
''l-I-l can't afford lt!!!"
'You what? you can't afford it? So,
lhen, you can make more by our ras-
cality than an honest mar by his
industry! How much have on COL
|ected to-dayy"
'.Only four dollars. and better
''Only four dollars Only four dol
lars! Curse your impertinence! LII
cure not out ofthat door in less than
i've seconds, IN break every bone inl
your worthless oOdy."
"out amt you going to give me
BACK"
"lc-, you scoundrrl, III give your
baCk!- and whaCk--whack, sans
went the cowhide over the
OF the follow, who was glad,
even with the loss Of MS petition, toI
escape from the presence of his eorag-
d assailaut.
A few such examples would produce
more salutary effects than all the
to the public that ever were
written.
Col AARON BuRR.-N have known
for some mo.ths past ti,at the me ..oirs
Of this distinguished individual were
q bout to be published under his direl-
ton, by Matthew l.. Davis, so. OF
New lork.-Therc is perhaps no per-
son better qualified for the task taan
the gentlemen who has Undertake" it
both from his personal talents. and
political associations. The Editor, we
learn, has proceeded as far as the far
famed Mexican expedition, and We
have reason to know that his research
and industry are unremitting. 1t will
be a work. we venture to say, of pro-
found interest to the philosopher and
politician.
In Switzerland, if husband and
wife disagree so much that they cannot
think ofhving together. the Lcgisla-
turc determines they shall be contiaed
in company to have one bed, one tabi, :,
one spoon. one plate and one knife AID
fork-and if after three months trial
IN this way. they carnot make up mat