Martinsburg gazette and public advertiser. [volume] (Martinsburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1826-1833, 1833-06-20
From the ~. y. TrareHer q TYmest
MARCH OF INTELLECT.
A CoLOffnen ror.T.o.

g cert toder Sundayl'
CdeSdr.--"Ohl Goramollv me an
) two oder genmen wor as busv 81 f,eas
IN night cap, hearin Massa Hannibci
given de lectures on Cramanology.n
i Cafec.--'What you mean by Cram.
lyolomy--something to eat"
| Caesor.--'Now den, only hear dat,
/ Why Cuffce you'm as ignorant as "
lyou'm wor born in Grccian; besides
| you'ur pronouncification am bomina-
bic. Cramology something to eat! he.
he, he. Why you niggaT ;ls no such
Ihng, tbs dc hills and dc hollers of de
skull--dc nobs, and de no nobs too
shew the natural genus OBJ dc intellect
let me feel. oh my eye what a
lwhopper ober de left ear, dis am de yo4
raterous organ--you have great gcn,tay
for eatin fish,"
i Cagee.--"You don't say SO Caesar
lmy boy, am dat fashionable?'
| Cdesar.--"Oh very, when de fish
are plentiiuller--but let me feel again
--Oh! by de hockey dc music organ
why you Cuflcc, you am first rate
singer"
Cu6ee.--De debil Is! why Cesar
boy neber sung notin, no how, dough
too be sure | always taut Iwor some
body"
CaeSar.--"Dats because you'ur war
nebcr cdificationcd--You know villa.
Homer saidi"
| CVee.--.'What, Homer Wilson CO
! barbara him sed him would neber cut
hair and shave for less den sixpcnce a.
head"
CacSar--Ol youingoramus. near
Homer dc great Poemster--him wha,
libes in Bosom.
"How many a wave Of bcnutiiullcr gemscrcne.
:. De ugly heller Of dc osham bear,
HOW'D many a howar (dat means niggcr.) iS
born TO blush nnscen
And waste its sweet ness all about dc country.
"Dats what you may calltfanslatin
Ipoomtry--you'um not got dc proper
bunps--only feel dis smasher at do
back OBJ my head"
CsVce.-Oh my eye, why us lib
It's as big and as hard as twelbo cent
Graham loaf.
Caesar.--Yes my boy dat am dc
great proof OBJ genus. Hannibel SAYS
! is rael Byrant.
CuGee.--"You say so--dcn Ceasaas
Isposc you polish no more boots"
Caesar.--"Not arter | hab learnt
to read--but come Cuficc, dem fcllcrs
am laughing at us, dey hab no organs
OBJ genus"
cufee.--"IJere's wit you my bow.
but first let us go hab something to eat
for feel dc bump voraferous am very
busy knocking atmy tommach."
NEW HAVEN "INvINcrBLEs"--fta an
pears that the disposition to ridicuie the
lprescnt system ofmilitia trainings, has
extendcd. On Saturday last, battal4
ion, under the command of General IT,
n,othy Tremendous paraded the streets
lof the orderly city Of New Haven, IN
tall the pagcantry Of rag fair, or an
Italian carnival. The following &C.
count of this ludicrous exhibition ID
given in the New Haven Daily Herald.
! 1t was composed Of about sixty vet.
Grams, in equipments that defed an.
Iuquity and shamed all scare.crows.
All things nameable and unnameable
Horned their garniture, and their i'm
iplements of war would have swept of
Tall the artillery Of Europe. The ap-
lpearance of the officers was partici.
larry imposing. Sancho and his Ro.
slnante could not vie in the ludicrous
with the commanding General and his
steed. Their standard was bull ram.
pant on an ample field of coarse cotton,
la veteran in reversed order on his
back, holding on by the tail, surmount-
CD by the motto, "The Bull-work Of
our country" The music was Of the
best calithumpian masters, cxecuted
with the science and skill of Paginini.
THE very cats were dumfoundcd at il.
Ii would be in vain TO describe the va
Irious costumes of this uniform bande
lthey exhausted human ingenuity.
| After parading through the princf..
pal streets and undergoing various
martial exercises, they repaired to the
State House Square, where, being.
drawn up In order, they were address.
ed with great emphasis and eloquenco
|by their General. The best part of
1.-THE exhibition, however, was the inn
Iperturable gravity with which the whole
was conducted. There was no laugh
ling nor jeering; all attended to the
WORD Of command, and all were final,
Ily dismissed in good order and well
CONDITIONED.
a spunky Danse.--A woman offering
to sign deed. the judge .asked her