Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Wayne County, Ind.) 1831-1837, 1833-08-24

'0t >Joiiiicf 1Sts Z. 81 SNo"AN 80
a clap D: thunder, starte d right Up an {
eend.
'Johney Beedle, sou II never handle
stitch a drumstick as your father dId. II
yer 1--we to the age of Methusaler. lie
would toss up his drumstIek and while
it was whirlin' in the air. take oil glii
er rum and then ketch it as it come
down without loosing a stroke in the
tune. What do you think of that, ha
But sculi your chair round, close long
side or me, SO yer can hear. Now
u hat have you come arterv 20 jest
taken ak; Pleasant wnlkin'I guess.
1 mean Jest to see how We ali do:' tHo
-Th,t's another lie. You've come
"a CURTIN Johney Eccdle; yo'rc a'terl
our Sal. Say. dive want to marry or
ioaIy to Court!'
'.'his was what | call choaker.
Poor sally made but one jump and
landed in the riddle Of the kitchen:
and then she skulked in the dark corner
till the cid nan, after laughing him
self into a whoopins cough, was put to
bed.
| Then came the apples and cider;
and the ice being broke, plenty chat
with NANNY Jones about the minister
and the ''sarmon." agreed with her
to nicely. upon all the points OF doc
Urine; but had forget the text. then
she leased and tormented ne TO tell
/ who accounted TO be the best singer
IN lie gllarY, Tat day. lut rum,
there wa, no getting that out OF re.
i.spra-e tc the face is often disgrace,
saws /. Throwing sly souint ut Sally.
It last Mrs. Jones lighted t'other
candle, and after charging Sally to
Tool. well to the fire, ste led the way to
bed and tie squire gathered up his
shoes and stockings and followed.
sally and / were left sitting good
yard apart, honest Measure. Tor ieai
iol getting tongue tied again. ! set right
IN. VIVA a steady stream Q. talk.
itoid her ali the particulars about the
, weather that was past, and also mad.
/. some pretty cute guesscs at what 1t wa:
. likely to be in future. 1T first gave
. Il hitch Up with may chair at Ger,
. stop. Then growing saucy, repeat
cd it every comma, and soni colon
ana at last 1t was hitch, hitch, hitch
: and ] planted myself fast by her side.
"Ivow, Sally, you looked SO piaguey
!, handsome to-day. that ! wanted TO ca
you up.'--''Pashaw, get along you,'
, says she. ily hand had crept a,on:
r some how upon its fingers, and besal
/, to scrape acquaintance with hers. Sh'
,, sent it home again, with a desperate
Jerk. TRY ii agaiu''--ho better luck
, I.Why. Miss Jones, you're getting rath
+ Ter u,stropolos, little old maid!sh,
i guess "Hand, of, is fair play, NJ,
r. Bcedle."
!. Ii isa good sign TO find girl sulky
;, knew where the shoe pinched.
was that there Patty Ecan bushes:
!, SO went to work to persuade he
,, that never had any notion atler Pait
;. and to prove 4, fell 10 running lie
;, down ii. CRATE rate. Sally could NC
!. .AeIp Ginning in with me and rathe
), guess Miss Patty suffered few.
" now. rot only got hold of her hand
, r without opposition. but managed TO sli
my arm around her waist. But Their
u was no satisfying me; SO ] must go t
i poklng out my lips after buss.
guess | racd il. She fetched me
slap IN the face and made me see star
and my cars rung like a bras kettle f
~ quarter OF An hour. was forced
80 =. laugh a. the Joke, though out CT tn
~ wrong side OF plymouth, which CAV
~ N, isceecme thing the look OF a grit
~ iron.
:" 'rke battle now began IN the reg'
.. lar way. All. Sally, give me k's
!, and ha' done with it, now. I'll won
:" so there, nor tech to- ''Ili take
. whether or no." 3'Do it If you dare.
:, And at 1t we went rough and tumbl
An odd destruction Of starch now cor
nenced. rhc bow Of my cravat ";
re shut up in half shake. At the ne,
re bout, smash went shirt collar. and
e the same time, some Of tine head ia
: ten.ngs gave way. and down came So
Tvs hair in ilood, Ike mill da
}" broke ioose wing away halt a dozs
"' combs. One c'g Of Sallys elbow, al
n my Dloo.aing 1JGiles wilted down TO
1r dish cloth. Blu. she bad 10 time
10 boast. Soon her neck tacklin beg;
10 10 sniver. Itparted at the throat. al
or wooran. came Il whole school of bl,
ey and white beads. scampering and ru