Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Wayne County, Ind.) 1831-1837, 1833-09-21

watChe0 tie EsottSHs u ei'e
wooin- pair, and upon his return home.
himself to his mother IN the =
following manner-saIother, Mr.. 5.
does love aunt Liddy; he sits by her.
he whispers to her. and he hugs her.
To whom his mother replied-'Why
aunt don't suffer that, does
shep Suffer it MOTHER replied the
child, sia. mother, she loves it. You,
know my little pig when scratch him.
how he leans to. me.-1hats the way
AMT Liddy does 10 Mr.. s.
II the following be a true story it Is
LITERALLY having '.the itch for BUSH
ness:'-
YANKEE SPEcULAT1oN.-A pediar
from Connecticut lately travelled
through Virginia, shaking hands hearth
Ily with every one he met, whether they
purchased or refused his merchandise.
Dire city it was discovered, that to
every one with whom he had shaken
the friendly hand, he had communlea-
ted the itch. Immediately after this
discovery, another Pedlar, his partner,
came along with a good stock OF
sovereign itch ointment. NisperhaPs
needless to say that he made large
sales at a good per ccntage.
~SouR GRaPxs.''-Perhaps there Is
no propensity Of the human mind more
truly beneficial in averting or at least
sof. ening the ills oflfe than that winch
leads US to slight and undervalue those
blessings which are absolutely and
positively beyond our reach. An Old
tradition gives a curious instance OF
this spirit as follows:--
! When Noah had snugls secured
himselfin his Ark, and the rain ''ad
Icommeuced pouring down IN fisn'
Iearnest, a rcpro5ate who had io"s hau
his own sport with the AFORESAID
ungainly building, now finding the joke
rather against him and the water ao W
Ibis knees walked up and desired Il
/ threat for a "chance in."--Noahlniorm
ed him, with the politeness OF
diplomatist but the decision OF gen
{, eral, that his proposition or his person
2 was utterly r.admissible. a secont
: trial was attended with the same sue
. cess. At last our graceless wigh
e finding the water washing his shoulders
0 and that there was no further time 10
I mincing matters, wading again up Z
1.-The Ark, humbly en:rcated AN admis
u sion. But Noah was still inexorable
e and it was plainly a gone case. lurs
J. ling, therefore, on his heel with all tn
J, ldisdain and Indignation so natural
o a man in his awkward predicamen
n $50 to thunder with your old lark,
(, saws oar hero, ~ don't 6eiierc there
!. going to &c 7:,tca IF q sho'ucr!''
lei cey1sc TIE HouR.-A marie
h gentleman, who had been drinking an
e. carousing with some boon companion
E. till very late hour, just as nc arrive
at his own door heard the "atchn'
cry, "Half past two o'clock, and all
e weii!s'
it .That will never do,'' thought b
sd so have my wife know came hon
he At this late. hour. | must make II
ne Waterman tell different story.
=, With that, he seized MIN oy the C
). lar, and dragging him up to the doc
Ia -; told him to cry halt past eleven. 7
~ the honest watchmar demurred I" IN
/ : the husband, being plenus Bacca',
he ,pretty toierable well corned up
Oh and knocked him down. Then P'
i'm sentiy picking him up again, he "a
Dr. him cry as he told him, otherwise
= 2 would knock him down again. fo
len watchy would f;,in have called tor nel
ng but as the spirited husband held MS
th- ready poised to let drive again, ne g
The Guided to do as he was bid whereff
'ln opening his MOUTH stasnsnered out
" .i-n-h-a-l-f PAST eleven. oy P
the he ,icn.ar req,es., and aifs well'.'.
ms, Constellation.
our Stock in the Franklin Bank Of {
= = cinnati was sold on II inst, at 81
phs
foot The Natchez Journa! estimates
number Of slaves who have died
cholera in Mississippi at 1000. {
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