Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Wayne County, Ind.) 1831-1837, 1833-05-18

sslrOm some unknown cause or otnevl Il
unknown to me" had vision (vul-
garl, called dreaming dreamy and
therein it appeared unto me that wei
got safely home and all went well with
US, but we found not Archy,' 'poor
innocent Archy," nevertheless two
men went in an other direction and
iou ID him and brought him back.
One Of these an assuming, swaggering,
III bred, i'll habited, ignorant fellow
called the other mere SHRED zr.s,css'
asurped all the praise of the otler,
go. the most pay too (mind that and
sent out withlhis in,p,sdenecshp. Now
then ere we could arrange our papers
and prepare our "listory," and ''re-
Elections" for the Press knowing we
intended it) this ''burlesque upon de-
cency," prepared a "grand (as se then
thoughD "rccollccting, exibitical, phi
.osophical, judgma.ical catabolical
tour and sent it out far west and had
il printed them unbcknowUs to US, 10
supersccde and circunsscri6e ours. Well
it came in all in print in gallant style
upon US, the puny fellow chuckled,
his heart lcapcd high for joy. But
s:stop q little John Z. Buckeye al
weasel ant catched asleep no ways
daunted (knowing the pup was shark
ing up the wrong tree" and that We
"grand moving ElePhants,,' could beat
his .sfIistory," (and 'sretiect'ons" to
boot all HOLLOW and give him start
halcray;-Pops out our "History and
rucktions," jimmeny-pats what a
eruption it bred, sit took the rag of
the bush,' clean tell you. Now there
was trouble in the wig-wam, he could
hardly believe his own eyes that his
s.History' was his s.History" see we
fairly distanced his ssHistory and re-
Aections," thereon. He's no Elephant
(hc thinks he is tho, but he anti sre
arc grand moving Elephants we COM
pIetely ''Aoored''hisN History" nobody
would read his sIIistory and reflec-
tions," after they seen ours, only to
laugh at it and the way they did
laugh at it was Il caution,'' yes indeed
all the way to Eaton and the Eaton
people sent after our "iIistory," and
pronounced it GOOD Seeing how
the "Cat jumpt," some ofhis satellites
dads no man SO mean but some one
supports him) denied that he ever
awrote it," just th,ak Of that Suthcr-
land (when they seen our aHistory and
reflections thereon they saw his thing
wasn't what he cracked it up to b :,
they soon found that out but that would
not take; 'ssome Of the society,"" were
among the laughers at his ssilisto ~
,and they will all tell the truth any
how) they said he did write it." Well
now, there's another shift to begmade,
he said he wrote it not 'sfor tleseo =
eye" mind, but for the ''SoeaAty
Friends" Agreed again. Tfas<SSs
tankerous cut-down sshistorian" then
comes over to our town gostratcs and
cayorts through the streets insults lit
tie man ''a tectum' "with a pug turn
ed up nose,' then plays the coward,
tells that he was insulted and sneaks
home. Boiling with envy and rage
at the reception the public gave our
s.flistory," he gets help and comes out
again imprint and the spalp!ecn vilihes
seals catiff,'' ''unprincipled'' "envious
wretch. daily bad habits indeed. low
and vulgar in the extreme. lie Whites
US, our Printer, calls apug t,rncd up
nose.' and says we didn't write our His
tory" they cant say We didn't 60 and
see and do and make ''stratagems''
and .sscourges,s' and 'rehections Dad
luck to 'em for this) nc! we can prove
all this, but they say lin print mind)
that we didn't write it but we got a
sstectum." "sitercasious," 'spug turned
up nose,"" catitf.' sscanrne," 'scatabol-
ical scribbler to writo for us and that
We, cur "ca.abo,icai scribhler" and
our printer ssdid'nt''sRrow whether we
rolled over the world or it rolled over
US. And he ard his eoadjutor in envy,
cndcavorred 70 thus ''changc the cur
rent Of sentiments in the vicinity Of
Richmond" against US. Iwoud like
you to see Sutherland villa, was given
unto me to see. would like YOU had
seen these ''burlesques" upon decen-
cy. Suppose now his 'slIistory AMI
reflections were written eIci,sircly
for the society Of Friends" rhom II
,ras cri3ens.y srrit,e,,-io gull $50 much
the wcrse) other people must not see
it aye: that's good one. Can he be
so ignorant Of the Society as to snp-
nose them SD silly As to ne soaned in