Constitutional Whig. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1824-1832, 1832-11-23

She the weeds of deepest, woe:
The garland round her head is torn,
Her eyes With sorrow ovcrhpw-
She wcers for Walter Scott alone
SCOrTSNILLE BARD.
Scottsv;lle, Nov. 18Th, 1892
From the " Y. Commercial iIoertiser, Of Nor IL
MEMOIRS OF A NULLiFIER. This is "a very do
production indeed, aud the history of its public
ton in Newl ork, if we are rightly informed, is
also conical-as the copies Tor slle here sent,
il good faith, TO nulfy "a bad dobt. However, this
may he, the book my he bought at tho stores of
the Mossrs. Carvills, and Mr.. Elan Bss-and it
has put us in good humor, after being worry much
reKcd-We have laughed a: it heartily; though our
own friends are most unceremoniousy used in it.
But we have Charles Surfaces very good apoiogy
to make, for allowing ourselves 10 be made merry
at the expense of those whom we regard most
Our adversarics fare better. The Amcric
pante, or Quevedo, by whichever name he may
best like to be called, has put all sorts of politicians
into rophet, unfortunately.
Thc work is issued from the press of the Column
bia Telescope oilce-and tho inevitable inference
Il, that II DIR. Cooper did not write il himself he
knows pretty well Who did. The here fell in love
after remaining in Solitude and woui, have been
made cesatcally happy, it nc had not los, all his
property* his election, and of his eyes, at
about the same juncture o. course his mistress
dcc!inca hn too and finding hi use + in the voca
tive case, Inc was willing sell his soul to Deo!zc
bub. Old Nick, of course, was forthy III AT his 81
how; but when he came to examine his looks close
yhe 'rcpcntcd OF his rash VOW. Satan, however lie,
him off on a compromise. He was to have his eve
restored and all that lie asked for on the si.nplo
condition that lie should not marry But ifhe
married. the fearful penalty of his bond was TO be
cxacied Ut the eXpIr ton Of thirty yelrs there
after. Having been served by Miss Cynthia
Angelina Simpson in so shabby way he thought
the prohibition of marrlg &c ne hardship whatever;
and very chcertully signed the document which
gave the old enemy contingent lien upon h,in
The devil left him Mephistophcles, whose
name was Kalouf, who wrote vory pretty verses
and acted as his valet and man of business AZ
ter some time, his master, Notwithstanding his
previous diSappoi ltmcnt, fell deeply in love with
LADY, who had fallen deeply into the water from
which he rescued her. kalouf, after furnishing
him with some sentimental metre, asked his acr
rIission to be abscn, for short time; il. order Eat
he might go down to the Internal regions, and get
married. lie invited his master TO 20 along; assur-
ing him that the wedding would be a very hnc ono.
SO they went by the way of Kentucky, down
through deep cavern, along with Yankee gen
tlenan, who scrutIniscd the whole pathway very
narrowly. He was looking, he said for nine.
pence, that "Nehcmiah Pettibones had been oypin
him Tor eighteen years" 'Iie died about two
hours afore me. I'm loOkn to see if / can't find
his track The hateful sarpont will have to get in
to tarngtion hot place bat what I'll have that
nInepence yet-some how" This Yankee was no
SLOUGH at a decker; but he was badly ueed down be-
10 Ch1ron would not be to5bcd off with ten
cont piece, instead of shilling Tor his fcrriage,
Ills beads, nuimcgs, t!ncups, and other notions
were declared forfeited, DcCICte he could not
the duties, which only amounted 10 two hundred
and nifty per cent. In crossing tho Styx, however
he made "A tolerubc speculation He caught
a0ateT, and made elegant tortoi4e shell comb out
al ii, which he sold high, at the FIRST house they
came TO on the other side, 'to an old woman who
had died of love- Rhadamauthus ordered him to
he put into lake oFboiling moAsses, with a grind
stone tied to his neck which he had purlOned, and
sold for a cheese, after sIncdring ii with butter.
Journcyng i'll the l ferno, Mr.. T,cvor and his
man kalou cane to district which was tosrably
pleasant, IT Tcsembcd certain portions OF North
and South Carolina, ia the month of August" The
bridal party was srotesquc enough vas the bar.
bacue preparing for their refreshment. at CON
sisted ofseyeral dozen sinners fresh CAUGHT roast
ing whole, upon splts." Among these 'roasters
nro enumerated some whom do not rcco ,nizc
besides the Hon. Mcssrs. William Smith of South
Carolina, and Trisiram Burgess, Of Rhode Island.
The dancing began in high Stc; and Mr.. Trovcr
was about To lead out the bride, Miss Uokecgolfa,
to a Scotch jig, measure or cinque pace, when an
Invasion OF 'sho enemy took place; and the party
lad To abandon the poetry of motion, for scratch
IA prose with the foe. The invading troops, in
tree divisions, were sovcrdjiy commanded Ivy Mr.
Niles, Oh large ofths real English breed
dressed in Il new suit OF BfoadCioth presented to
hun by tho Paw.uckct Manufacturing Company
by our esteemed friend Mr.. Matthew Curoy mount.
81 on sheep; and by Henry tLSY, on large Ken.
tucky Boar.-Whcn VI. Crsy's detachment care
20 "a rIynlot OF liquid sulphur" ho said it the
RUBlCON, and that thry must 20 no further. Bot
the ''ar mIghtcr spirit, noJler in form, proudcr in
beating, and hGrccr and more intellectual in as
poct,"-who if Ito had not displeasod DR.. Cooper
might have been an angel Of light" and who was
dramatically the Commander OF the whole host"
prepared To- speak.
land the whole army WIS hus!tcd in expectl-
ton, wbon, at that moment most strange and un.
couth figure ushod lorwlrd-It was tho Rhode Isl
aDder half roasted, with the spit still through his
body. During the confusion ho had been not well
watched by the cooks and, discovering that speech
lying was going on, he had broken loose, dstermi-
Led TO have his share. All attempts 10 arrest him
were Intellectual. lie mouutcd upon an enIincnce
"Ich happened to be convenient, and with vche
Ihon' lone and gesture, began; Guided by Relsop
MN has travelled through Tic abstruse regions Of
ti'e PnIl"soPhc world. lie has origln,ied --n
NJ the '"iul sounds Of his voice. tho whole multi
tnde o"Vils and spirits Of all sorts aud degrees,
scdueIc" IN universal d.sinay. Every PURPOSE was
i"Tg't1Sn' except That 1T escape from the horrid
noise lie mighty leader OF me iryaditg army
himself, was the very first 10 lakc 10 n,-ht ,erriG
ed by tnose tones which nc could not bnt too coll
remembcr AS they bad often before afflicted him,
lie lost eight thousand dollars by two Y,,,kees
Ono Of them persuaded bun to advance t,vcnty
thousand, t. De invested IN a marufactory of fryy
ing pans, which would Dake4he bacon turn itself
"Vor and cook the other side; aud the other, his
llwyers having sold his plantation, ran off bodily
WITH gtc pTceerSs