Litchfield enquirer., 1832-05-24
No 50 YKno1s NJ so.

4%-tss 44- 4-s'7- " &4 (@sIf At tke .t T Vs without being pefc6sf6S anH hekgd him
 taking large pieces 6f pofi out 6f llis mea1 barrel and slowing them s.Vlat iss d bag I Who's there, iil . pri,ns ste1foriais voice. said the governor, as the intruder beeant0
 make prepaFasicns for being oiF. The ias. ter slfllnk sback into . corner, As mute as |
 dead man Bring candle, fnnnn.' When the Iigllt was handed s WI hasare you wait ing fof. M X: Rpbbef T lIieE. pr whatever your name <, said Ile. The fellow shook
 as if his joints wouId ( Be sundeted. Come,
 sir. fill up your sack and be oH, aud not
 disturb honest people tod 0ftell, whan they lare wishing to take their gepOse Inc thief looked more frighted than before. Be quick, fll up, shall make hnt few words with you. He was compelled to comply. Hast got enough sirrah begone then itl q moment. When you have gormandized this, come in tho day time and HI give you more rather than have my house pillaged at such aii hour as this Ono thing HI name for you t3 ponder upon. sure as fate, if ever llaye the smallest teason to suspect you of anotief such act, the law shall be put in force and she dungeon re- ceive anothef occip Q Otherwise you mayss still run at large for anything that shall do. The fellow went away and never afterwards was known to commit m
 immoral deed: Baptist Keg
 Warning from the Gkolera The foi- flowing humorous warning upon this grave
 subject may, perhaps, do more real good than advice in asnore serious garb. It is
 assumed 10 Do addressed to the editor of
 newspaper. sSSs M v
 l Sir--A As am at present residing in Eng- land, and may probably soon pay visitto lbest 10 send before hand to your columns ! slight sketch of my history and proceed lings. was born and bred in India. My Ifather, who is q well known old serpent, l named ne Cholera, by wayof signifying Imy sympathy and regard for the cross and
 cfoIefic portion 0f mankind. am partic- \ lularly attached to every aIiing my parent
 has atlland ii, coilspriing always, whatev-5 q er sceuntry inhabit, with tho promoters X 0f any kind of evil and iniqnity. Tho lprofigates, the drunhards, tho gluttons, the \ lazy, the dirty inc quaFfelsome, may be
 sure | will find out their abode. And | never fail to fix on those constitutions that \ hav6 been enfeebied by debauchery or { undermined by tho infallible poisons which } are such favorites in your country, under ' the namc ofequack medicines. prefer ! llodging always in narrow courts, and in }, cellafs under ground iii chambers where sIn no windows VII opeli, 10 the neighbor- hood of gasometers. ponds pr tlls plrliens } Iof public houses, rcdolent of bar beer, a- nong eifinvia of punch, whiskey, apd sblue-
 Iruins But tllis ! must observe, that if a
 man be industrious, sober, and teniperate.
 ' shail have nothing lc say to him. sIf he
 rise early, open wide his windows, wash ! himself from head to foot, whisewash often h his house take lis meals with his family, and Keep himself always in good humor '.l with his neie hbors such . one | cannot 1t hide. He my live in Iealill, and die in fgood old age, for alI Lean do tho contrary. N pass by his el5eerfuI hearth and heart tO If6xeI in the rotten liver of the sdrunkard. I and siif about tho boiling biIs of the snlky, Ithe diseontented. and she litigious. ! anl.
 CHOLERA EMoRBUs
 P s. For the information ofarii6sers Ibeg 10 add, that ! am very fond of kissing Ifaces wellsgfimed with sopt and dirt aud Ithat Ireysl in those stonachs which are stuffed one half the week and starved the
 other. London papsrs M ~ Lon c ss IhircIi ;. Tie Rev. Mr.
 minister of had a custom Of l writing the heads of his discourse on small 'Islips of paper, which he placed on ihe Bi- fble before him. 10 De used iR successioli. One day, when he was explaining ihe so- IcCnd head, he got | little warm n tIle dis course, and eafDe down with such ihdmp upon ihe, Bible with his hand, that tho ail.
 suing slip fell over tho edge of the pulpit. |thongh unperceiyed by himseIf On reacla- IiDr tie end of his second head, 10 looked Idowp fos. his third slip but alas it was Inot to De found. Thirdly,'' hs cried. looking aronnd him with great anxiesy.--- Afier q little pause, < Thirdly," ," sgaia he exclaimed, but slill no thirdly sppeared. ' Thirdly, say my brelhren,n pursued the bswildefed clergymah; bot not anoth- q word could he utter. At this point,
 while the congregation were partly sym-S
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