The Massachusetts spy, and Worcester County advertiser. [volume] ([Worcester, Mass.]) 1825-1831, 1831-07-06

MORE hUNoR-CkBISET NAMING. The Ma
tlonai Journal of June 2o contained letter
from distinguished citizen signed +" Kremer
LII. ID :" to " John Randolph Of Ro and Oak >
1t MIR. Kremer's fathfuness to the Republican
party was not so well known, and if the mat
ters and things detailed in this letter were no,
so probable in themselves, we should be inclin
ed TO suspect some roguey, forgery and fabri-
/ cation we think the circumstances, however,
go to establish the authenticity of the letter
but OF this every reader will be able TO Judge
from the following STANDARDIZATION Courier.
You must know was sent to come to Wash
ington on Cabinet business, and sorry am say
1t, found things topsay tumble, as think YOU
cali 1t. The old Gineral told me there was on
II two or three honest men in the United States
ana was one of them, and he wanted me to
be his Secretary of War. Now, John, You will
call this sort Of compliment, but don't think
so, Tor have no notion ofcleaning out the Ok
en- Stable of the War Office, and SO l declined
that plump. At this time the old man look
rather glumish, but said if | would not take
that, l must be his Attorney General. AS
found the old gentleman in rather diploma,
was afraid to refuse that also as plumply as
did the other, and SO told him as that was a
matter requiring some reflection, would think
OF It and give him an answer.
Now John if it wasent that / had offered for
kongress for the pleasure of meetin you and to
set the nation to rights, don't know but
should like to be Attorney Gineral we'll enuf
for that is the only Cabinet Office in which a
man could take a seat without being in danger
durtying his briches. If the salary too was
5 900 year, that would DO another thing,
you understand me, John, He-he-he-Y0u
sly rogue you, you understand think or two.
was about to take my leave of the Gineral
but he told mo it was near dinner time, und
must stay and take pot luck with him, as he
should have nobody with him but his Confden-
tial Advisers. AS had no objection to save a
penny. consented, and shortly after who should
come in but J. Fl. E., w. B. l.. ths psf
Mr. Genl. and the Yankee Sarpent Amos.
( Here we are, says the Gineral, all friend good
and true, and we can talk over matters at din
ner without reserve. Come boy, let vi have
dinner Immediately, hate seremony with
! friends, but, George, says he, wont you AXE a
! glass of the old stuff before you eat. Afbr you
Sir, says II am at you, says he, and better
! glass of old Rye | never drank. Now br the
dinner and business, says the Gineral, ard into
the dining room we walked and took our seats.
Gentlemen, says the Gineral, there is Seef-
Mutton-Ham-Fish and Potatoes-hOlpyour.
selves, and be easy as an old shoe. hiatt SER
emony, SO go to work
amos, says inc Oln6rdl, naVO you mlSneo
the rules and regulations for the government
of my new Cabinet? Yes, your Excelency,
here it is, and moro profound and at tn, same
time a more liberal set of regulationsnever
were drawn up by man. made but fewalter-
atoms from the original draft, and cansafely
say, that if this should ever meet thepublic
eye, it wi. add another realh to your venerable
brow. Give it to me, says the Ginenl, and
after looking over it a short time, he e1claim.
ed; this is the pilh of it; this is the Article
which is of more Importance than all therest-
listen Gentlemen.
;. article 7th. "Ifany member of my Cabinet
proper, or any part of their families shall here.
after refuse to hold close and intimate inter.
course with any other member of the Cab.
inet or his family, or shall refuse to visit and be
friendly with whatsoever shall think pro,er to
visit myself, they shall forfeit and pay into the
party fund, one quarters salary for each and
every offence, and if this regulation be violated
more than three times, then, as further nun.
ishment, they shall be confined in the Eas,
Room on bread and water for ono week and
have their heads shaved, and dismissed ont OF
the Palace preceded by our flag, on which shall
be inscribed Free Trade and no Non Iufer.
course"
These, gentlemen, is what am determined
my new Cabinet shall subscribe to, and if any
one violates this or any other article herein
contained, | will make him wish that he hac
been born without skin on.