The Arkansas advocate., 1831-12-21

ana 10 ifosr tSeH lives 10 stranger
 without knowledge or experience. I this astonishing intatuation should con sinne, and men are ioupd to yield to tht 1 lnpudent prctensiols of ignorant em lpirielsm, there seems 10 be no adequate
 remedy by a criminal prosecution, with
 out the interference of the Legislature; i i f the fs.saee!ks, fs.saek, however weak and pre-
 san'ptuous, should prescribe, with hon
 est intentions and expectations of re- heging his patients. Iae prisoner ssas
 acqMtted." :"
 have thought it proper, to publish the foregoing vie abuse and slandcr, that have been heaped upon my master Thompson and his eYeat diseoper9y, as n introduction te my adsartseneAl
 which herewith submit to the pslhlisz 'ifie famous, never to be extoiicd-toa highly, and renowned.
 DIR. JOHN WHiPPERssAPPEa.
 of dreamy memory, has the distlnguisl- ed fecllity to infoftn the WORLD taai nc has been lately appointed the dead mans successor, to. sell, send, grant, praetiee and confer, Doctor ssaaiue, aolnnson's medicines, vegetable Sfe- eifiess books and patent rights, to suel. of aas good citizens, as mag have a s,ii ac'tttt s6o8slt ot ignorance and stuqld- fitg,1e fIe deceived. hoaxed and swf- Eied. U tliss the most nareiaccd, ati- tial. iilfnlrzA. and unblushing system Of 20asAe9y, taat has ever dlseraced tle history of a civilized age.
 To convince ali those who shave the 5uardiaas',ip oi, the heals. and wealth of themselves aad families" i" lhat iRe} must not rely O. the regular Doctors tor aid, NC beg leave to quote what If. Ro6aason says oi thei metallic preFas ratioas-(pe quote from standard work cailed Robinson and Elanees i.cctaresl Lecture K. page e7.
 ''lst. They (melallie pFrpar'ftioas1g are hostile to life, and in direct oppasi- ton to all its laws and principles.
 ed. The state of the stomach and aabit ot body, on which their aetioa depends, cannot be kl.own, ii kelation to the medicine; death or life, or seas ic misery, may be the result.
 .a3d. Ii given al ali, the proper quail- iity cannot be aseeftained.
 s4. Tine exhibition of the dose, by ignorant or careless hands, renders tae larger still greater, and tic condllisl ef tie patient more insecure, and seine- times fatal.
 '.5. i'heir exhibition mnlIipiies dis ease, agsfayates misery, eiJtails tne lei'S line at chronic complaints es ....iilliiss!s poisons the system, ema!tters life, aid accelefatcs deatls--And ai1ai else Can wa expect? Gan we believe that man is such an anomaly, that life and death can spring from the same causc!' Such are the sleas oi Dr. Roblnson--and fur ! .h0f more he says Lex. x. page si] ~i;eprise the plsysiclanof his mercury and sis faucet, aad he is like q lion with cut claVs.''
 s3aeior s1hippersnapper in his deyo. tion to the snompsoEian System, feels like tae great i3r. RusIl-'.ae is pursa- ing truth, ard is indifferent whittier he is led, II sile only is the leader" (see Ice. siil. page a8.) Doctor Whipper- snapper thinks it useless to obtrude hiu.seit further or pablie attention, and viii only add in conclusion, that he ca.
 cure any case oi any disease in 24 hours.
 and tos twenty dollar bill he will
 teach the same art to ...y person in five minutes, ard furnish q patent right,
 with boaas and medicines, ,uilicieut Tor
 one wears practice.
 DIR. JOHN WHIPpERSNAPPER
 |. S.-A small quantity of well-mgz gris ie, ram-cats, and aasal-nnserewers,
 neatly put up and ready for use, jus,
 recelved by iJr. j. ".
 l Hemorss by Doetor Lobeisa. This Is really too bi.d--it is carrying the joke
 beyond all boaads--l can1oi--i i'll
 not, submit 10 it any longer--to see ev- erJ jack-a-llapes oi the day, who can
 raise SS.9ltI to buy one of my patent rights. puGing himself as q ki,lgcare- all, a magnus Apollo. q retortncr, and
 the d-l knows what-to see nay sys-
 icna of Medicine brought into disreputc
 and disg by sucI upstaFts, is ulore than flesh and blood can bear. Doctor Whippersnapper, as he calls llimself Iappears 10 uie 10 be booby--a nuua-
 kull of the s.hrst water''-a real Dr.
 Sangrado--a Sancho Panza, or an,
 thing else that is Iudicrous and absurd. l Having determined to clear my profes.
 sion of incompetent and disrcputable members. ] do. by the powers in me