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Herald of the times. [volume] (Newport, R.I.) 1830-1846, 1831-09-01
From the Phil. GaZ

We find the following amusing and, no
doubt, veritable story in the Christian In
dcx, valuable and well conducted re-
llgious periodical, published in this city.
The tuneful congregation alluded to
must have been "smit deeply with the
love of song" to chant such weak and
watery lines. "The following ancc-
dote," says the Index, "was lately re-
peated to us, and vouched for as true
A minister met congregation in some
remote place, and read hymn, which
the people sung. When the hymn was
ended, his first observation was. ".Wy
eyes are sore, and / cannot read" This,
it is said, they sung to the same tune,
thinking il a continuation of the hymn,
the lines of which, one by one, the minis
ter had parcelled out. He finding tn at
they would not 90 on with the music, told
them "Ihot those last ,rords about his sore
eyes cere not 10 be sung" whcroupon they
also struck up the tune to these words
again, and seeming determined to sing
every thing he could say, he found the
only way to stop the music was to leave of
speaking"
Herald of the times. [volume] (Newport, R.I.) 1830-1846, 1831-09-01
From the Maine Democrat.
WHERE Is THE SOUL!

Where is the soul? go ask the scuIptured stone,
That rises proudly DER the silent tomb;
Go ask the marble why it stands alone,
Unfailing witness to man final doom
Go ask the mourner IN afliiction's glow,
While the warm tear is glist' ming in her eye;
Go ask the grave, the slumb ring dust below,
And echo TO thy words shall still reply
Whtre is the Souil
Where is the soul' not in the graves embrace
Amid contagious pestilential breath;
Go ask the worm in that dark dismal place,
If Spirits linger in those halls of death,
Go ask the clay where mans proud soul hath fed
Ask Of the waving grass, and clammy sod
Go ask the coffin that contains the dead,
And they shall answer that the souls abode,
Is trith its God
Herald of the times. [volume] (Newport, R.I.) 1830-1846, 1831-09-01

The world is too narrow for two quar-
relsome fools to live in.
If you wish your own merit should be
recognized, recognize the merit Of 9TH
ers
How short life would be, if hope did
not give it extent!
DO not shorten the long nights by
slumbcr, nor prolong the short days by
wickedness.
A man of learning, who makes no use
of what he knows, is like cloud which
gives no rain.
To teach knave, is to put a dagger
into the hands Of an assassin.
Herald of the times. [volume] (Newport, R.I.) 1830-1846, 1831-09-01
POETRY.
GSelected.
VACATION SONG.

Huzza for vacation away with your lamp,
Your binders your Greek, and all dull figures
decampl
Bic your messmates good bye and then pack up
your trunk!
Not man Of ye all At this duty will funk.
The term has its woes but vacation its Joys,
So huzza for vacation huzza, jolly boys
And the shouts and the lights that have gladdened
each room
Shall give place to deserton and silence gloom; ;
And the urchns may play in the halls of old Yale
While her sons are abroad Ger tho hill and the
vale.
The term has its woes, SC.
The bell shall not clatter from morning till night,
In vacation man lies a-bed out Of spite,
If he gets up too late there's no need of alarm,
For, at home mans breakfast is always kept
warm,
The term has its woes, &c.
The bedbugs may waddle and cut up their pranks,
And the mouse without fear stand erect on his
shanks,
Or smoke up stray cigars and kick football with
dice,
For vacations vacation for bedbugs aud nice,
The term has its woes, SC.
And the-may pass the time just as they please;
Oh would they were always as much at their ease
And we hint by the way that there's nothing like
sleeping
For eyes that often strained too much with
The term has its woes, &c.
The warm haud Of love will soon welcome you
The ROSY cheek'd lasses will blush as ye come;
And childhoods sweet spell shall renew its control
In the sunshine of youth-tbe bright bloom of the
The term has its woes, &c.
Then away my glad boys to the homes of your
birth
The merriest young rogues to be found upon earth
We're bound for the field, the green hill, and the
dale;
Farewell for season--farewell to thee Yale
The term has its woes, &c.
Herald of the times. [volume] (Newport, R.I.) 1830-1846, 1831-09-01
COMPOSITION
Yeast, sc.

VENIIIS almost indispensable article in families,
n is manufactured by the subscriber, warrant
ed of the first quality, and can be obtained fresh,
daily, by application at his Variety Store, head
Of Gardner's wharf, where general assortment OF
GROCERIES,, LIQUORS, WINES,
TEAS, CORDLALS, SC.
may be obtained on the most reasonable terms.
FOR SALE, Percussion and flint Guns,
double and single barrelled; cylinder gunpowder,
"a superior article;) Duponts FF do; 20, 900 Per-
cussion Caps; buckshot and balls Of different sizes
patent shot, powder TASKS, double and single sho,
belts, &c.
! He has also made an arrangement with House
in Boston, importers of guns and sporting appara-
tus Of every description, and furnish gentlemen
with articles in that ine at a short notice. at the
Boston prices; and guns of any quality, from $sJ
to s so each.
iLJAFor the accommodation Of gentlemen, and
vsiters to this Island, he will keep good assort-
ment Of FowLING PIECES to let by the day, and
will furnish equipments necessary for sporting
Second hand Guns, Watches, &c. bought and
sold-on hand, a lot Of Jewelry, musical Instru-
ments, &c. &c.
ipRESToRATIVE BEER.
This cool and refreshing beverage, free from
penicous drugs, can be obtained at all times, by
the glass; bottle or dozen. Offs quality, call ant
Judge for yourselves.
WILLIAM GOFr.
N. Il. A quantity of old lumber, consisting o
Boards, Jost, Timber, sc, for sale cheap for cash
NOTICE EXTRA.
am under the necessity ofcaIling upon all per
sons who are indebted to me, either by Note OF
Book account the same being of more than one
years standing, unless settled previous to the Is
of August next, will after that date, find their ac
counts in the hands Of VIM. ENNIS, Esq. for col
lection.
june 23d.
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TO LET,
@sA
r .11t Ess5

yuvlTAT large and well finished Store, with the
Wharf attached to it, being lot No. IL,
situated on the Long What, Uhe property of the
proprietors,) } and possession given Immediately
For further particulars, inquire Of Capt. = I.
NoRruAM and john WILLIAMS, Esq.-or OF
the subscr iber T.. TRENEII, Treasurer.
Newport July 2S, 1881. 3w
Herald of the times. [volume] (Newport, R.I.) 1830-1846, 1831-09-01
AT B. II. WILBOR'S
VAR ETY. STORE,
BROAD-S EFT

BRoAD-sTREET,
May be found The Jollo'cing articles, ris:
HRocERIEs, teas, domestic goods, shoes, sp-
" ces, dye-stufls and settings. grain, salt, &c.
variety of ploughs, cutlery; ron tin, gl,ss,
then, stone ,and wooden ware; utensils of husband
ry of most every description; window glass and
putty; Oils-sweet, castor, lamp and linseed;
general assortment Of new
GARDEN and HAY SEEDS,
from Shakers and others, warranted inferior to
none; brooms and brushes, vegetables, potatoes
by the quantity; pork, hams, cheeks, lard, &C.
Meat and poultry in its season, Eggs by the dozen,
pail or barrel as fresh as can be purchased moas-
ses by the gallon, keg, bbl. or bogshead.
Flour ny the barrel-butter and cheese by the
quantity.
NJ b. a daily supply of FRESH BUT
TER is contracted for, made by some Of the
neatest dairy women the island, and will be
kept constantly for sale by any quantity, in good
order, and for the lowest price,
All the above articles, with a great va
riety of Others not mentioned, will be sold upon
terms the most reasonable and satisfactory.
March %, 1881.
Herald of the times. [volume] (Newport, R.I.) 1830-1846, 1831-09-01

Treasured secrets Of the mind;
There fond Memory still will keep
Her vigil, when she seems to sleep
Though composure re-aPpea"
In the lapse Of twenty years!
Where's the hope that can abota
The grief of hearts thus desoale'
That can Youths keenest pangs assuage,
And mitigate the gloom of Age
Religion bids the tempest cease,
And leads her to a port Of peace:
And on, the lonely pilot steers
Through the lapse Of future years!
Herald of the times. [volume] (Newport, R.I.) 1830-1846, 1831-09-01

SUNDAY, is by many millions Of per-
sons IN France, Italy, Germany, &c.
professors Of Christianity, set aside for
dancing parties in afternoon, and even
ing attendance at the theatre, SC. In
other countries it is the favoritc season
for cock fighting, horse-racng and 9TH
er like "sports." In England and the
United States, the day is preferred by
many hundred Of thousands for excess
sive eating and drinking, with much
sleeping and not little wranglng and
fghting-and we see that in Chill it is
appointed for holding the elcctions-to
hurra for the ins, or hurra for the outs.
Niles Register.
Herald of the times. [volume] (Newport, R.I.) 1830-1846, 1831-09-01
TWENTY YEARS.
BY THOMAS HAYNES BAYI.Y

BY THOMAS HAYNES BAYIY.
They tell me twenty years are past
Since have looked upon thee last,
And thought thee falrest Of the fair,
With thy sylph like form and lght-brown hal
can remember every word
That from those smiling lips heard:
Oh! how little it appears
Like the lapse Of twenty years.
Thou art changed in thee find
Beauty Of another kind,
Those rich curls lie on thy brow
In darker cluster now,
And the yph hath given place
To the matron's form Of grace -
Yet how little it appears!
Like the lapse Of twenty years!
Still thy cheek is round and fair;
mid thy curls not one grey hair;
Not one lurking sorrow lies
In the lustre Of those eyes;
Thou hast felt, since last we met,
No sfilcton, no regret
Wonderful to shed no tears
In the lapse Of twenty years!
But what means that changing brow2
Tears are in those dark eyes now'
Have my rash, incautious words
Waken'd Feelings slumbering chords,
Wherefore dost thou bid me look
A, goa dsrk-bound journal book
Ter. The register appears
Csis@ spse Of twenty years.
-Hnr .ae bssn a happy bride,
Jisai,nT hTs Ioyer's side;
Snd uuraucs1 "a. thy life,
AZ tns rv'ss ,.st owing wife:
'''inu ias vv-' ,ss garb OF gloom,
t,i~sling ~ .mr ur'i.0ds ,ombi
r,na ,Hs, -,pp sDa1s tears
b he spse " trsnry 9sa,'.
81 r 90 ~ a'v '@"
q. r,,onrr ~ 'lteait u,d ";'v,
a,s.ss~s nsy ,rnans IL Ir1
Herald of the times. [volume] (Newport, R.I.) 1830-1846, 1831-09-01

DIR. JoHNsoN's ACCOUNT OF APAPER.-
81 never derived more benefit or sec
more pleasure for the time" says Dr.
Johnson, ethan in reading newspaper
which has lately been issued from the
Press. | do really believe that nothing
adds so much to the glory of any coun-
try as n newspaper. Liberty is stamped
legibly upon its pages, and even the
LORD is marked with freedom. DO you
want to know how your country thrves ?
| point you to the press! There you
shall find piece perhaps, under the head
of Legislature! Are you fond Of Mis-
Icellany' Look there! of Foreign?-
there you will find it! what book can fur
nish such good accounts of our country
-such wonderful, such extraordinary
accounts of murder, robbery, accidents,
marriages, lrolics, anecdotes of our Irish,
English and Indian brethren and many
other such things-such good as well as
bad accounts from the Russians, Turks,
Dutch, &C. Under all those considera-
tons, who is there in this land of free
dom, that will not attend to an object so
worthy of their regard"
Herald of the times. [volume] (Newport, R.I.) 1830-1846, 1831-09-01

go that Paine was set at liberty, and
made the best of his way TO New York.
| asked him what he thought of his al
most miraculous escape. lie said the
FArEs had ordained he was not then to
die. Says /, "Mr. Paine, Pll tell you
what:-I think you know you have writ
ten and spoken much against what we
call the religion Of the Bible; you have
highly cxtollcd the periectlbility Of hui
men reason when left to its own guid-
ance, unshackled by priestcrait and su-
perstition The God in whom you live,
move, and have your being, has spared
your life that you might give to the
world living comment on your doc
trines. You now show what human ma
ture is when left to itself. Here you sit,
in an obscure and comfortless dwelling,
stihcd with snuff and stuplied with bran
dy; you, who were once the companion
of Washington, of Jay, and Of Hamilton.
Every good man has deserted you; and
even Dcists, that have any regard for de-
cency, cross the streets TO avoid YOU"
He was then the most disg gustng hui
man being that could any where be met
with. Intemperance had bloated his
countenance beyond description. A few
of his disciples who stuck to him, through
good report and through bad report, to
hide him from the adherence of mankind,
had him conveyed to n. Rochelle, where
they supplied him with brandy till it
burned up his liver. But this man, beast
ly as he was in appearance, and dread
tul in principle, still retained something
of humanity within the dcpravity of his
heart, like the gem in the head of the
odious toad. The man who suffered death
in his stead left widow, with two young
children in poor circumstances. Paine
brought them all with him to New York
supplied them while he lived, and left
them most Of his property when he died.
The widow and children lived in apart
ments in the city by themselves. l saw
them often, but never saw Paine in their
company; and | am well assured, and be-
ievc, that his conduct towards them was
disinterestcd and honorable. q. L.
Herald of the times. [volume] (Newport, R.I.) 1830-1846, 1831-09-01
Salem Banking Com

Salem Banking Com
pany.. az
Salem j. Phil. Manu-.
Co.. o............uac
bank at y. Brunswick
under $50. IL
lIoboken Banking
g. Manu-. Co. .unc
Paterson b...... sale
Peoples b........las
Monmouth, 49,. 9Oa05
Farmers & Mechanic
bank at Rahwuy....t
Lombard & Protee.
ton, ..........u unc.
All others, under 5 dol
lars.
Pennsylvania Notes.
Banks in Philadelph. Cab
Bank in Penn Town
ship. do
Bank in Chester Co. do.
Bank in Delaware Go do.
Farmers b. Lancaster do.
Harrisburg b........do
Morristown b.......do
EastOn b.... ......ds
Morris b at Potts
vile, .......... do
Germantown b.. ..do
Northampton b.. ..d0
Ian caster .........-l
Erie Is. ............l
Y ork Bs b Bucks Co. do.
Farmer.
Gettysburg b....lali
Chambersburg b.....dc
Carlisle b. ........do
Bank Of Pittsburgh, lido
Reading b..........t
Brownsville b........5
Northern b Of Penn. mc
New Hope, ........ l
All others, ......l5a50
Deid,Cdre Notes.
Laurel b..........b
All others, ..........t
Marylani Notes.
Baltimore b's........A
Port Deposit. .......2t
Elllton b........1Oa75
Cumberland b Of Ale
gany,'...'..... nne
SOmerset&Worccster. do
Somerset br. Snow
hill. do.
Bank Of Somerset,
Princess Ann....unc.
All others, ........Ia3
Tirginia Notes.
b. Of Virginia & BRAN
ches, ..........ia1
Farmers b. do. s. do.
Valley ............do
Branch b Leesburg..do
Branch b Charleston, |
Branch b Romney ial
w. H. of Virg.
District Of Columbia.
Mcrch. b. Of Alex. bro
Columbia ......25a so
All others in the Dist. ~
North Carolina.
State bank and BRAN
ches ..........2a23
Newbern& CapeFear, do
South Carolina.
Charleston banks 81 la2
Georgia.
Augusta, ........2ia3
State b Of Savannah do
Planters b do. do
. Darlen, ..........3a4
Ohio Notes.
Chilicothe ..........5
Marietta, do
Steubenville, do.
, Farmers s. Mechanics
B. of do. ........do
Lancaster, ........ do
st. Clairsyille, do
Western Reserve, lido
kentucky.
Kentucky b. and bran-
ches ..........upc
Commonwealth.
Tennessee.
State b.&branches. .unc
, Nashville. do.
Louisiana.
New Orleans ......5a6
Mississippi.
Natchez ............S
Herald of the times. [volume] (Newport, R.I.) 1830-1846, 1831-09-01
CHOICE and FRESH AR ITCLES
Just received via NEW-YORK, by
HENRY POTTER.

66. Thamcs-street,
Family, western flour, Choice city hams,
Hyson tea, super extra; Dried and smoked beef,
young hyson do. do Y Beef's tongues dried;
Old jamaica spirits, 9 Mess corn fed pork
st. Croix do. A and lard,
Wines and cordials, Butter, water and soda
Lemons and oranges, y crackers;
Box and basket prunes, 3 Pilot bread,
Pure lemon syrup, Ground pepper and p-
Dried plums for tarts, mento,
Dried apples, VMadera nuts,
Box assorted candies, q Filberts and almonds,
Best Cuba cigars, Pea nuts and chesnuts,
Cristalized candy, VAn assortment of nails,
Pure American mustard 3 Bunch & muscatel raj
Fresh cocoa shells, sins, in boxes and !!
Manila grass mats, Y boxes;
Willow market baskets, Smyrna & Malaga cask
Loaf, lump, and browne raisins,
sugars, Sultana raisins, fresh;
Sperm candles s. sperm y Fresh figs and dates,
oil, Dan assortment ofspices,
Fresh salad oil, 4 ACunants-Ginger pre-
New rice, served
Old Berkshire cheese, VShaker's G A X ID Z N
Best Goshen butter, SEEDS,
Together with variety of articles not
enume rated. ap 81.
Herald of the times. [volume] (Newport, R.I.) 1830-1846, 1831-09-01
ICE,
OF THE FIRST QUALITY,
NNAY be had, and is constantly kept, at the
I'VE Grocery and Fruit Store, Of
I G e,
JOHN j. STACY.

All those who may wish to be supplied with
the same, by applying or sending their orders,
may have it delivered at their Houses, as CHEAP
as can be purchased in this place.
Groceries and families can at all times be sup
piled with Restorative Beer, delivered at any
part Of the town. Stacey's Restorative Beer has
been pronounced by judges superior to any other
kind manufactured in town.
June LIST.
Herald of the times. [volume] (Newport, R.I.) 1830-1846, 1831-09-01
RANK NOTETABLE.
Neip- York Notes.

Ne,c- York Notes.
Cew-Nork City....par
Aoullnercial b.... :. l
lbany biz under S2O 10.
New ! ork ;. b
Albany, under $40 do
Bank of Newburgh,
under S20......! &!
Mechanics'& Farms. do
Troy b. do
Farmers b of
! Troy ....'''.' do.
Mohawk Bank at Schen-
nectady do.
Br'ch b. Of Newburg do.
Rank of Utica, ......s
Branch b. at Ithaca, do.
Rochester b ........do
Auburn, do.
Ontario b Canaan
daigua'. do.
Ontario b Utica, do.
Duchess Co. b....par
Lansingburgh b....do
Central b Cherry
Valley, ..........a
Geneva b ........ do
Catskill ............ 4
Columbia bank at
Hudson ........unc
Middle District, ....do
Orange County ......l
Jefferson Co. b at
Adams, ........ 4
Washington 4 War
ren, .......... unc
Niagara b......... do
Greene Co. b ......5C
Catskill, Bank of
Plattsburgh, s5 40
Barker's Exchange, unc
Canal Ban, Albany, ~
Merchants & Mecha-
MICS b Troy. y........i
Bank of Monroe, at
Rochester ........ /
Bank of Ithaca, at
Ithica,
Ogdenburgh bank. .dc
Bank Whitehall.
Wayne Co. b........S
Bank Of Genesee, ID,
Batavia, ........
Lockport b..........;
Connecticut Notes.
Bridgeport b........p0
Norwich b........do
New Haven b.........
Thames b Norwich I'D
Mechanics b New
Haven, do
Hartford ..........do
Phoenix blk. Hartford do
Middletown b......do
Fairfield Co. bank, do
Windham Co. do. ..do
Eagle bk. N.Haven, unc
All others, ..........i
! Massachusetts.
Boston Banks, ,......
Springfield b........d'
Nantucket b........d,
Pacific bank Nant. do
Manufac. & Mechan-
les b at Nant. do
All other Massachu-
sets Notes, do
Rhode Island.
Pawtucketh. ........
Farm. 4 Mech. broker
All other banks, ......!
Maine.
| Wiscasset b.. .bre
| kenebec, l!allowell, dc
All others, ..........
Vermont.
Darlington, ..........
st. Albans, ........d
All others, ........
II Ne,c-Hampshire.
| All the banks, ......
1 WeI-Jersey.
State bank at Morris
Il town under S5,....
| State bli. at Camden, dc
| Com. bk. under SO, dc
Sussex b......do. do
II Cumberland b.. at
II Bridgeton ...... d
Monnt Holly b......d
Morris Canal b......d
| Washington Banking
Il Company, ...... d'
Lynchburg Virginian. [volume] (Lynchburg [Va.]) 1829-185?, 1831-10-10

The Union to the Chair OF Diplomatic Inter.
course with ultra Revolutionary France back
10 the Executive honours of his native state ;
ny in To embassies OF tnnscendaui mag niiuae
10 France, TO SPAN, To Great Britain restored
once more 10 retirement and his country eleva-
ted again to the highest trust OF his state trans.
ferred snscessIvely 10 the two pre- eminent
departments OF Peace aud War IN the Nation.
al Government and nj the most momcntous
crisis burthen ed with tho duties of both--snd
finally raised, first by the sunrages oil a MAORI
~, aud al last by the unanimous call of his
eonniTymen TO the Chief Magisuacy of the
Union. There behold him Tor u term Of eie hi
years, ngthenipg his country Tor defence by
"A system of combined Iorifca,ions, military "
naval. sustaining her rights. her dignity and
honor abroad sooth ing her discussions. and
concluding her aCerbttrs nj bome controlling
by firm tho peaceful policy the hostile spirit
Of the European Alliance ng aust Republican
Southern Amefca eIiortlng, by the mild
compulsion Of reason, the shores OF the Pac,hc
from the stipulated acknow rdgemcnt of Spain .
aud leading back the imperial aufocrai of
the North, to his lawful boundaries, from his
hastily asserted dominion over thu Southern
Ocean. Thus strengthening and consolidat .
ing tie tedataiive edi6ce OF his country's
On'oo, til he was entitled 10 say like Angus
'os C9sar of his imperial CITY tnat he had found
her butt oil buick and leit her constructed Of
marble
Lynchburg Virginian. [volume] (Lynchburg [Va.]) 1829-185?, 1831-10-10
FREE TRADE CONVENTION.
Reported Jor The Philadelphia u. States Ga.
1eite
FREE TRADE CONVENTION


The convenhonoi DEL eg"'es "om a'berent
States IN the onioh' On 'ne 5uoJec' d 'he pres
cot ,ar'f, held, according 10 appomimrnf' its
first sitting M the Mns'ea' f"hh nan IN 'h'a
city. Yesterday. Inc ue'cs''es oegan To as
semble at npon' 100 s'ocS anh n''," oe,o'a
~, joseph ~ - ''' ~" 80"
Bofweil Basset, oil '"g'n'", as chairman OF me
meeting Inc hou'''h''o'' was '"''''up w aco'h-
n,hiion' pfepa'a'"'y W WIS o'B""'""''"" " 'ne
Convention
Theodore oeog"ieN, Esq novel ,h7' Two
gentlemen from e"eh tue W. noip'na'eo 70 'o' III
committee 10 elect pffS'oeh' ana o'ner OIL
hceis
pf' I'oymah' D, ''"',''' ""s''' "S u"
amendmrnf, that the meeting should proceed
immediately 10 'he eic'"o" u "S oineo's ny
ballot.
After some de'n'tory conversation. II wns
WoEe" '"n' '"e ""'. ~ Wv ''s"'' &c '"'-
led over, N order to a'eer'a'" "a what proper.
ton ehch star was ''p'e''h'eu' anu 'ia' 'ns
motion aud hmf"d'hen, no" Fend'"g, oe '@,d
upon the 'aoio "nu' ,ne numbers shoo,d
be ascrrialhed, anu ''ody h"Bus' anu H..
Lhde' h'qis' were 'PPo'"'oo 9eo'e'a'es pro
tenn.
some uhbeui'y arose. rs " "'c oes' n'ooe oil
| ascefiaIn'ng tue names anu n"hohrs VI de'e-
gates nom each ota'e ~ "hg," 'ne oer'e'hty
read over list OF the names OF gentlemen VINO
we're depu'eh as Dfies"'es' ano 'hoS' VINO were
present answered "h"n 'ne,' names were pro
nonnceh' Inc huippe, OF uep""os ''efe' was
hhhnreu anu SKY p'' '"e "a"oe's
IRON each state were unequal some hav'o
not more thah one oeiesa'e present. anu o'ne's
many
n. b. ropheStef, Esq OF M'"sPp', S'a'eu
tina, the only announcement winch he had re-
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Lynchburg Virginian. [volume] (Lynchburg [Va.]) 1829-185?, 1831-10-10

10 have all ihines done ne they should ha. and
all done together, at that critical moment
when the dinner-bel so unds ito the ban
quet'
\ feast must he without fault
And II I is moi all tight. Z is naughl,"
But
" Good nature will some hilings overlook,
Forgive mischance not errors oil the cook
As, II no salt Is thrown absnt the dish.
Or nice crisp'd parsley sea,ter'd on the fish,
Shalt we in passion from our dinner fly,
Aud hopes OF pardon 20 the cook deny,
For things which Mrs. GLASS herself mishi
oversee,
And all mankind commit MS we'll ns she :"
The best rule for marketing u TO pay tea-
DIV money for every thing, aud TO deal with
the most respectable tTadesmen in your neigh,
borhood.
Give your directions 10 your assistants. aud
begin your business early IN the morn,ng, or il
will be Impossible to have the dinner ready at
the time IL is ordered.
To be half an hour after the time is such a
frequent tanlI, that there is the more merit in
bene ready at tho appointed hour. THIS "a n
difficult TASK, and IN the besl-feg ulated family
yea Gao o"ly be sure of your time Ivy proper
arrangements.
With all our love Of punclnnlily, we must
not forget, the first consideration must still be-
that the d'nn.r Ue we'll done when Al IS
done