Constitutional Whig. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1824-1832, 1831-06-23
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W Asmodeus informs u.s. that believing the following
letter might prove amusing the public ever fond OF
discovering secrets and declaring [Asmodeus knows
every thng that 1t contains the state of the case
at "ashington' he sto-e copy for He would
not say who the author was but by hint we sunnose
ne meant Amos Kendall. The reader must con;ect,r.
for himself
intercepted Letter from Washington Letterrriter.
. lPRTATE--Nor THE ENoUIRERJ
+iy dear Rchic-We are in n woefnI nic,Io hare
cannot dascribe the state of terrible disorgan
Zatioh we are in The Republican Party dissolved the
OLD Cabinet by the Duff Green turned traitor
.ehhg all the secrets, old Hickory in rage from morn
ing " 1gh', ana Clay coming III upon like the tide
III the bay OF tundy What is to be done7 Our friend
Van buren,, saw what coming and made timeI1,
and skiltul retreat What is to DO done? assure YOU
Inc Crisis IL urgent. Trouble, already great seams
Just coming. Fortune fear has in store fer us rou
oles still more trying. We find difficulty in getting a
Attorney General. Virginia and Pennsylvania have
been tried i'll vain. We nave in exfremifv hoo, CO..,
PEELED to try Maryland offered it TO Tone tho I'D
Oh the Federal Party. White, by urgent mportuni,v
consents to be Secretary of War only until the
ties winch immediately bsset US are stlmmountcd and
successor can be found and has coupled his accen
!cc with conditions derogatory the sagacitv and
tp;. "a our beloved Hero Livingston, timd by con.
.utoh' ana yet more from bis great age is alarmed
NJ the aspect of things and entire nous regrets that he
ever accepted. He will avail himself of the first "a ir
opportunity to back NV own prcsenliment 10 -
am down in the mouth and feel sunarsti,;ona% ~.
hcLane will decline the Treasury. Woodbury. onIr i
al'a'ea' dellghed and happy. Should any or ali of
iiitiClpdtlenS Do realized, dear RitcI,
we snail be IN desperate taking 1t viii be imnoss;
Die 10 organize another Ministry We cant rot e.
hoh that Is, respectable Three alternatives y. III
uVc 10 DC CHOSEN from the Hero (Which Heavep ave-t
VIII be compelled to retire to the Jermi,sr.. ~ ~
BUSINESS OF the Departments must be conducted nv
Of we must make such secretaries as will
provoke hurricane of satyre and ridicu1e fro, a.
cursed clay Press, and IN the end defeat the
c2 10 certainty. In doleful mood, and with
W emphasis again ask, chat is to be oyone2
i1u' NOAH the Globe, and Isaac Hills Patriot do ys
rely upon at this imminent crisis You fonr are ~o
.11sl al cur comfort Write the General Lonn and
encouraging letter Depend upon IT, he needs II, 49,
consolation which his friends can ,dn,;,;st " ~:
spirits at times are exceedingly Iangud; he is either
LOW 'tl'g passion or sunk in deep dependency H.
nu sen ana few others, have much trouble in ma
out OF sight for moment " -'''e MN
one OF your exquisite tact, it would be supera,
GUS 10 suggest what topics would be most consnl -
TO the dear old man. but pardon roe fer bit 10y
YOU'D You believe ii? He now hates C.lbonn :, 49,
seii1 oegIGes worse than he does Clay. This is cell
explained by the circumstance of his havn ,,riI,
with calhoun last. Entire nous again 6e Ji i.o
|" inc intimate friends, who have the entire of d. -
IJ -, una win whom lie frequently conversca from,
10 Deg after the candle is put out that of tho
Cd r9scalF, Clay is much the finer fellow n wv
nv, ne no longer ago than last night to T.
Int t nlu rather die than him (Clay Prcsi
'ut oe'ore the other sneaknp s---1 ajyo,,Id -
/ RESIDENT would agree to be HeiIGredv - ~ '
800 9iGcootes as cue to the sort of conso
l!tioh Whch VIII be most clFcctual He;s Tnorb;
So Eoou' virginia, and for Calhoun to wrench H.
Ia'e rom him. would verify believe bo bic i,I
1 'iT tiloh somewhat thus, in your nevt E,,,;
is coalition at their old tricks The fist,t -:
amused by accounts of OBJECTIONS in Virr;pi So
Hei, 'acAson First Clay, then Calhoun ;s s;J In
:? Nolacloue editors and letter writer's 10 Lo tit
E ne ground III the Ancient Dominion Let ~ ~
.,S o'on lay tine hattcring JUNCTION TO tbe;r i
~. io s gaiIoT does not make Il summer" Tho T
Co. -iy '.e armcT Of Tennessee and Savior IF NJ
with tbo get's hTm and impregnablc the mountains
MN IN lhe yeomanry. Nous Vcrr0nsn -'''ais'
r,o,i VIII DO, and / youch upon the nig,t f -,
So TP'o' INC General viii sleep more and talls LIS
- nus. know he Is getting somewhat oarr,,Ic[
r., NC mas done for month. Si'
j. or myself my dear Richie I am petiin, z1
T. ~! hopes cannot disguise from INV f,ars ,L,
= 'acASon must, in all yJ05abiIifu m damn ".
y ~I,sc' Two years ago, / came here IN ,oLo ,, '
iii L ", an once which made me happy and ib;nL
IT,. I 70 retain for life. ! congratulated r,,sig a.
III ines "aa fallen in pleasant places" IIooLd 90
49,, " noth'ng but pleasure and oniov,nont ~
fonli upyS' When the Generals tjmo ornirod
AZ odl1ul'cd That the Republican party ,ro,J -
no u[en ms successor, whose good grace -
1911, .,'is III cui'Vating. When his term WA c
n-rot, ~ experience and address, for maxine '.1c
So ~ % hiS successor. Alas! Alas, To- go
nToc az Slaea another example TO the accp,,tatl
800 W " 'uno's fcklcness. Jncksou,s ncr'i:.
so,V, soh buren, fed, Clay corn7q. NV dpspy
80 g o's'"hehned "ith gloomy aaticj,iiio,s p,
-: DC D. I'Soorcs IciL. Clay, much as Won bs,,. -
e. :'1"ie' IL really noble. liberal f,ilor -
80 mn once and the snail have an intir,ati,, - va"
ne for him ogaia 49, >''Sn ''t''e 10 T'9ke .