Constitutional Whig. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1824-1832, 1831-05-06
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FROM The Pittsbury Statesman.
MORDECAt MANASSAS NOAH.
PIrrSnIIGI. Anil 1881.

("Lying in politics. is al,cays fairy
To those who followed in tue wsrdy war;
But devil take the dolts; why hans'n,
They couldn't do Thing, without thy CANNON:
They have almost ruined Mart great magician,
who is little better than broken politician.
For his whole chance of getting the old shoes,
of the Hero would not give, (wi,hout some ru:c
De grns Of &ine) piece of Ciarkson Croors cracad
Or a ,icke. in Colonel Hauiions iaad lottery;
Which you well kEow worth much,
Unless by chance, one should draw t5atsr lots.
In these epinions am 40, alone,
Between ourselves I'D he, they thy
mean glass OF punch; and some few cakes,
At Mrs. Poppielon's, If she still lives and bskes
As she wa, wont-if not we'll drink her memory and
In vine a, Nibo's-h will be all the same,
So that the cost be not great
For my poor pockets-Thine haze been Gud Of Itc--
Bet or not bet, it matters very little;
In this case, as II happens, not q title;
For all the world agree, when the point is m6oed,
And did but Quock, and Uoddic, az was seem
Even when making battle with Duff Gresn-
Now since YOU, have again resumed your posi-,
trust you'll make substance, Of the ghost,
or what was once, thei EnQures- give variety,
Of news and nonsense-Shoud you once publish
good society
Graham has gone and though it is most true,
The world said i'll of hmfe, tits doubtful whether you,
And /, have not been guilty Of Peecadios;
Which published, would be though, erea, his vas:
'Tis said he blackguard, and still aiack!
We canno, help it, and he made your jack
To Give him his due, he not SO bad fellow;
Though sometimes noisy when a little mellow:
But when he had been in row,
Since he is dead; and have been surveyor we arr
norant of many things,
How does my former teacher in bookkeeping, (BepDeD
get with his wings?
# they not finished let them be soon
That may ,end an ambassador 10 the moon.
Cnnibrelleng, there would beneh' the nationi
Our DR. Sutherland would do. Secretary Of Legation.
Cambrelleng's fame is spread here in the West,
IT'S doubted whether he David Crockett, is the best
IS orator-When they come to the pinch,
Should they ere struggle, neithei'd bulge an inch
go trumpery Mosesn' what speech,
lie last Ieech
Could stick TO his subjec, better; even before he Purges
thought he would have swallowed poor old Mr. Burgess
Cam the very prince Of ora'os-Clay, Webster, Peal
Are more like him. than midnight to nOon
(Or he, in person, to the great Goah,
l am not sure I'm right as 10 his sire,
| mean the chap that David threw the stone at,
think it's said he of Anak.)
But to the misonAs for attaches, the PeEter Hgg
VIII furnish them If not, why go to the Brocl jig,
In Hudson stree,-'Tis kept by Matthew Edon--there
You'll find some "learned Thebans," suited TO hair
For such msson-You need not lauSh-ln truth am
d. scoffeT;
To satisfy YOURSELF jus, go those I've named and make
the offer.
They will Jump al II like hungry Trout
III a red fly, when placed before his shout.
is the tile and the pay they waDt-They the honey
OF all missions-'rwin be as useful as that gwen TO
Johnny
Our friend of Roaroke-And honorable thine of Go,
vGrnor and Judge,
Which by this time you think all fudge.
BY the by Major-how do you think IL would do
10 poke Grand Island of by land lottery Not Jew
As has settled upen't, WILT didn't take:
foo should have known them better; they wide
10 be sueE.dn", 'hes and the hickayy quaker with al
The the place good for nvsinp. even for smur
Cling; e
And excep, by land io,.ery, the whole Doodle
viii not produce enough TO pay for FIeach poodle
At the price I've them sold at-Now
Though don't like to, must tell you now,
II would yet bring In a heap of the Argent
IT'S by lottery, managed by Coils Hamilton and Saen,
Things have bad ends. with very fair beginnings;
Say all who play, until they lose their winnings"
Thinking of our friend Hamilton of late
And of his having acted as Secretary of State
For Nj Van Buren,, it seemed pity he was made
The Deputy, 1t would be very hard asquerade
The truth In such way-But that sly
Old fox would say-"NS all a he''-
When we deny, you know must do soon
That Martin knew who 1t was humbag'd Calhoun.
Tell Col Hamilton to write more
The sefsame letter. that he did before
Then it would be we'll for you and T.
To express confidence in his integrity,
And get the Iounany Society pass the same
effect
We must do something, surely wreCk'd-
For say what WILL do what NAV,
Wen find our hands full Of that Henry Clay.
He's whole horse toich'd with the Swapping turtle
Can 'tost steamboat, and tits thought by the people,
Kick, souge, and bite with the Greatest and the Best
CTwh be hard scratching when they TO the test
What rs still worse, friends who pu, long faces on
Dislike him as they nay-admit he is the only one
0f oil our pitotS who can bring more,
TiTo storm toss'd Constitution TO the shore.
| am no latinist, and in my fight
quote from thee--thou art always right.