Martinsburg gazette and public advertiser. [volume] (Martinsburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1826-1833, 1831-02-24

RarkY7syt D,UszeRas. - sc aneoSV'e u ""e
narbers failure in Wednesdays paper re-
miudsd a friend to cad aEd tell Us Of isss
he met witbs few day. sinee by tae ssDS-
rrp;cy Of a prole,siohsi psi'sbeF OF osot'' |
Thc di,cips Of Day s. MARTIN Bad lbs oniy
change pair of snow trackera 10 possession,
for he purpose nj ''gibsin on em Dc feei
sn,ne,n bat a, they I'D not appear al b''
door 10 due rms 10 the morning, bs pal on
,ae Yesterday dull pair and found his way
to tue Shop Of Cutie ST'ish, which was as
fast az door nail could make-,t Cuff, sew
ever, showed the DARK sf has courtenaacc
through broken pane, and said.
go ii norain' M4sss"
Open the door, Cul'
Oh, 1assa, 1 berry ssrry ! can't admit
your honor
Cant, why notp'
why, I met misfortune, and bees big
ed to turn bankrupt
'Ah, that's bad, hsw much have yeu iaii-
ed ior2'
.Ilrtesn dollar seben,y ens cent, Massa.'
We'll, hand cat my boots. Cud, make an
honest settlement with year creditors, and
you will do well enough
Here's one. Msssa'
Hand along the other
ooh ne. Ma,,s, only psys dibedend Of
| fifty cents on DC dollar boston Transcript
F.nals Rssuiy From sn Essay IN
alr,. Hsis's Ladies Magazine, GA Beau
| ~.
"rs sum up the whole tbs charms
Rat are really Indispensable 10 bsiag
5siovsd, usy be petscrsd by every
| one, who Is not psrssasliy ar nseataly
ar mursily dsforned. let us souHarate
hem.
Firstly eye. ~hsthcr black. blue
| sf gfsy. that has the spirit Of k,ndnss
IN ia expression
Secondly p 4 mouth that % able tn saw
| goed dssl. AID all sincerely. lie teeth,
| sept as clean as possible. pust be .ss,
zamsnt 81 clesaliprn IN general; il
| must ais. Sc very gssd astused TO ser
( wants, and f,isnds ihst ecas IL up.x
oec,edly te d,sr,r
| Fhudly--s axure which shall pre-
ssrvs elf, net By n,gIsGtii.g sry OF
duties hut By gaod 'n.ts, sxsrclse, a.d
he sl,lik. al gross living A n0n.ss
sasy ks fond Of slun~stsny pleasure uu.
Ter the $40, except those at tsttling anu
the table, aud os'sntatiee.
Fourths the art Of being happy a.
lhcae, and mvxins ;hst home tie abesf
1T peacs Where esn peace dwell II
there i. no p.siy! These qualitI", u.p
I.waV the souls OF N-en. whep sRaiIower
peffs rtlons enumerated in tbs article
would cease Ia charm A good hear,
is after all the beat heauti6sr.
scnstbin. ns,o We are Away. CRATE
ful for ,niorost q. The following IS
frea the London Globe:
! ''ln the legislative sssemsiiss Of the
| United States, bsll ring, for dinner at
five s'cleclt; aud toe iieus.s, whoever
e,ay be sps skiug, ara said TO be cleared
IN moment The scsoe exhibits "a
s-a.bles that in one Of Foote'S tsrcas,
~here Il is announced 10 bast Of star.
wing autsers tha, the milk porridgs il,
isesdy"
| We bsg leave to infotm TIE Globe that
the sysie N has bees entirely chassod
lance it ~ss made qulntss with III.
se'e mentioned tat. AZ present wban
the hour of FIVE strives, the ssrgcant at.
ann, enters the HOUSE az Ee.sshack,
and blows Yankee Doadl.e through :
Tin horn, gag il immediately fastened
~ the neutn Of him who occupies tae
floor by the crjsr to Csnsrass The
| Speaker serves mint jUisp all round
| and The me AL ers are marched out in ie
gu'ar srder IT, he tunr Of
TO Roukeis noble fare Will never be forget.
BY those whs were there, and those who we're
net" .New York Standard
Whsrs 70 SSH Whskey.-A w,g,rer
frsn "ne II ,hs western csunties a. his
State having lead Of whitkey for sals.
! cam. lnte the county Of Fluvanna with
tbs hope Of making sale of il. Dsap
pointed in his expe tatios. he conclude d
to make the best oil hls way into Burk-
ingham where be met with elder +. z
Smith, whom bs addressed 10 thsss
w.rds:-"Dnn't you want to buy rsns
whisk.y {. ca, ysur wheat WITH" Elder
Smiths reply was. that "ths people of
Bur bingham cut their wksst with .cytbs
blades, not with waisksy" The WACO,
per then informed hir, that th.rs were
SO many Temperance societies IN thu