Daily Richmond Whig. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1828-1831, 1831-05-06
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Nj N. NOAH, Esq on his rcsun,nS his place Editor OF
the .Nt,O York Courier & Ea9":rer
How dos, thou do-iaeeuons, witty pued Noaa'
I'm glad, 30 see thee with thy hsrncss more,
Though many would much rather meeeh Boa
Constructor coil'n up, and hupgry III his native den,
Than wngc with thee. their ,nky strife again.
Much has our party suffered for tho want
Oi Thy shor, paragraphs, and rbald rant;
Much have we s,S2ered too. from the Blue Devils;
Which Of all. the wotst of evils.
ri. true, thy principles, ,hoo dds, transfer,
("Lying, in politics. IS ARRAYS furry
To those who followed in the wordy war;
Bot devil take the dolts; why hangar
They couldn't do thing, without thy garamo1:
They have almost ruined Mart our great ma rtcan
WHO 10 little better than a broken poitician.
For his whole chance Of getting the old shoes,
De g.srrs Of Hne piece of Garrison Croious crsckd
pottery
Or a ticket tn Colonel Rnv,iiton's iand totssyy;
Which you we'll know not worth much,
Unless by chance, one should draw tra'tr lots
In these opinions arm alone,
Between ourselves d he, they were thy ovu.
mean glass Of punch; and some few cakes,
Al Mr.. PoPpeton's, " she still live. and bskss
AS she was wontf not, wen drink 10 her memory aud
In VINE at Nblos-l, will be all the same.
So that the cos, he great
For my poar pockes-7hiae hare been Gird Of IIic--
Bet or not bet II matters very l,tlr
In this case, as j, happens. not titles
For all the world when the point n,oo,cd
That fer the last two years your papers been ej foo,c
And did but Suocf, and ,rrddle, seen;
Even when making battle with Duff Green
Now since you, have again resumed your posi-,
l trust you'll make substance, Of the ghost,
OF what was once, the: Enquirer-And give variety,
or news and nonsense-Shculd you once more publish
good society.
Graham has gone, and though i, is mos, true,
The world SAID III OF Yet ,is doubtful wheihe. you
And l, have not been guilty Of some peccadios;
Which published would he though, grea, hi.
lis said he was a hlackguad, aud still alack
We cannot help II, and lie made your jazz
TO give him his DUE he was not so bad fellow;
Though sometimes noisy when a little mellow:
But even when he had been in row,
All night-hc'd give the news and sea ndal-Now,
Since he is dead and you have been surveyor VIC are g
norant OF many things,
How does my former teacher bookkeeping tBeuueN
get 18th his wugss
IF they finished, lie, them be 80 soou
That we may send an ambassador to the NOON
Cn1brelieng, there would beneh' the nation;
Our DR. Sutherland would do Secretary Of Legation.
Cambreleng's fame is spread here IN the West,
lis doubted whether he, David Crockett the best
As an orator-When they come to the pinch,
ssS S they ere nrSEsls ne,,se,d bulge an inch
His last was-No Spanish leech
Could suck TO his subject better even before he puses
Thought he would have swallowed poor old MIR Burgess
Cam Is the very prince Of oraors-Cay, Webster Peal
orB rousham,
Are more like him, than midnight, 10 noon;
(OT he, IN person, TO the great Goah,
an not sure I'm right az 10 his sire,
mean the chap that David threw the stone al,
think it's said he was a son Of Ansk.l
Sn, 70 the m;slon-As for your attaches, the Prr Sg
M ,S.nh them IT. not, Why 70 to the Broun Jvg
You'll find some 'earned Thebans," suited TO a hair
For such a mission-lou need no, laush-In truth am
scoher
To satisfy yourself jus, so those I've named aud make
the offer
They will Jump a, ulike hungry Trout
Al a red fy when placed before his shout
IL is The tile and the pay they want-They the honey
or all missionsTwill be as useful that gwen 10
Johnny
Our friend of Roanoke-Auda as honorable as thine of Co
pcrnor aud JUDGE
Which by this time you must think all fudge.
BY the by, Afajor-how do you think ii would do
To poke Grand Island off by a land lottery? Not Jew
SsJet has settled uPont OF ever Wilt didn, take
You should have known them better they too wide
awake
Tobo ,ueka.in by thee and the hickory quaker with all
The acis The place good for nothing even for SNUG
cling;
And except by a land lottery, the whole Doodle
win not produce enough to pay for a French poodle.
AT the price I've seen them sold at-Now
Though don't like to, mus, tell you now,
IL would yet bring in heap Of the Qrgrnt-
1's ey lottery managed By Coils Hamilton and Sarsen,
Say all who play, until they lose their winninsao
Thinking of our friend Hamilton of late
And OF his having acted as Secretary of stare
For NJ Van Buren,, il, seemed a pity he made
ne Deputy as 1t would be very hard to "nasquetade
The truth" in such way-But that some sly
Old fox would say-"IfS oil a iLl''-
When We deny, as you know do soon
!, Tha, Martin knew who 1t was humbus'd Calhoun.
Iell Col Hamilton TO write
The selisame letter, that ne did before
Then il would be well for you and l.
TO express oWr confidence in hs integrity
And get the 1aumGny Society pass vote 10 the same
effect
We must do something surely wrecb'd-
For say what we WILL do what may,
Wen find our hands full OF that Henry Clay.
He's whole horse, iouchd with the Swapping turtle
Can 'toat steamboat, and tits thought by the peupe
Kick gouge and bite with the Greatest and the best
twill be hard scratching when they come TO the test
what still worse our friends who pu, long faces on
Dsike INN as they nsy-adm ie is the only oue
or oil our pilots, WHO bring once more
lhe storm totsd Constitution TO the shore.
am no la,niy, and in my fight
iqoole bom thee-thou art alNays right
NOTES.
"a piece OF Clarkson Croius' broken pottery. -
Clarkson Crolius is one of the oldest and hest
Inufacturers Of earthern ware in the city of New
'rk-He is withall a respectable honest man
loogh he was the Cog and Magog of the Ban-
ny society for many YeaYs. and for fwn nr lhrnn