Herald of the times. [volume] (Newport, R.I.) 1830-1846, 1831-10-13
TFrom the Baltimore Minerva.
EiTTFEE'S LECTUEE H.,
n, Ihe t,I,O,,s DriuIp Ens.

|. on ladies' anu 1tpilli "Hdl lchutu III,
last lechum got some idce ob what brack
folks skull made OBJ; so guess you don't
want to know no more about dat; SO Im
rwoin f. touch dis cbeniu on de qualum-
ties oh .Nius 0ryaUa gas: so, | susqucst
your 'tlcular alicnshum TO what I'm gwo-
in to say. None oh YOU don't know not
inc about kimisiery, so, in de tjus place
alorc 90 no lurdcr, | must tell you dat
it is schancc what anmalizcs natur,
an lets Us know de dcponant parts ob cv
cry ting on dc animal globe. How you
tink dc Temperance Sochicty fine out
wcddcr ardunt spirit polstm or not II he
no undcrstan' kimistcry? You tlnk he
no animaiizc him, an show you how
much alcahol YOU drink when you take
you grog alorc breakfast? ] guess You
tnk so. tell YOU what, my lricns, if
YOU all Understood kimlstcry as bell as
do, you'd not be tanning round Sam Tom
sons counter. taking your jui,bs pom a
empty stomach, same like white gcplin,
who hab no more cXCrcssion den Sam
Patch who jump two tousan' feet in dc
riber, an at last no com mp Gin. Well
-kmistcry, now YOU know what he is,
who you tini oh him; You lock at de
ia'mosspcor you breade-you call him
ai.'; / tell you he no such ting, he com
posed oh scbcnty two tousan tuns oh OK
ygum, twenty eight tousan tnns oh nitro
gum, an hogshcad full oh carblomic
acid gas; an cbcry man dat walk or tan
still, hab ii pressure upon he head an
shoulder. which de Buzzard Rock no
hol' candle to 'em' What you tnk now?
guess you know something you neber
knowcd alorc.
You all see dis bag got here? lie
hold de nitus oXygum gas which Pm
gwoin to Glib you soon as | tell what he
is. lie compose, 'cording to Doctor
Henry, oh nitrogum and oXygum in ri
cty oh portions; YOU breadc each oh desc
ingredmcnts by hcseli, an | guess you
no feel any de better for ii, but take him
in h. present conbound state an he per-
tcctly innumcent, only he make some
folks behave hc,cli more like fool den
noting else; he suppose de 'ricty ob pas
shums longing to the subject you in
lob, you soon let us know him-if you
feel pugmatious, you make fs' fly bout
same like hails-so, now tell you, min
what you gwoin to do.
lsam, you take him? You take him
Guido: You, Bill Dabis? Nobrdy
gwoin to take him? What YOU all come
here for den-you come here TO make dis
suspcctablc assembly go home without
KNOWN noting? You take him Dina?
/ DrNA, (bl"shng) take him you tink
| no act bad.
Golly! | no guarantee you any thing,
but Pomp an hole you when you gin
to be stropolous. Now, my hearers, you
will see de effects oh de ntus oyygum
gas upon dc ljntellcc Of dis subjec. For
Why you open your nous so wide Miss
Dina: | no gwoin to put my head in
him. Dere-now you take hIm-you
get intoXumcate 'nough, | know. Pomp,
tan crosse by me, don't you see she gin
to git stropolous? Pull de bag way now
pull like dc dcbbIc-whv you no pull,
nggcr? Dere, now let her do just same
like she please.
DIVA (Iooking 'rj'dly ro,nld tie room s.
smgiagD
''Dh! no we ncbber mcnshum him,
He name is nebbcr heard
| Ia! ha! | guess some folk tink hcself
moughty smart. Joe! you no treat me
in dat way gin, hab too much 'spect
for my Cracter-an' YOU know | hab-so
don't come gin cutting your shines bout
me, you know you bin scandeling me u
fore Bna Jones! lla! ha! you tihk you
smart, do you-(singS.)
''Fa not in lob, brack gals beware
q nebber tii.l in Ioh
You'd better lead monkies-you guess where,
Den ebher fall in lob"
\ Gives a desperate spring into the air
and alights in the midst of the audience,
causing great excitement among dunsta-
bles, bishops and irIzzettcs)
Hope nobody hurt dare Continued
the lccturer.) Sometimes dcy cit so
'stropolous, dat de great Hcrcunlous he
self no hol 'cm. She quite well now
take your seat Miss Dina. Now, Sam
bo, you say you like to take him! Come
forward dcn-guess We better tie you wild
a rope, for ! no like de look oh dc orgum
behne you ear, Pomp! you tan ready to
hole he arm when he go to strike me. -
Now, Sambo, open your nous, dare, now
you got him; tan close by me; Pomp,
now pull him way while go tan out
yonder. Take care yourself, ladies an
goplin.
lPomp tears the bag from Sambo, who
in return, knocks him over the paling.
sANBo-Now is de winter Of our discomfort,
Made glorus summer by dat sum of New-i York,
An Ill lln cIn,uls dul ln,,hnr nhnh our hnnI