Alabama state intelligencer., 1831-04-27

Mistakes ot c nigM-A Hibemian with n nose as red as the Red Lion at Brentford, and rendered st more red by copious discharge of blood which oozed through dirty rag tied over a recent wound on his scalp, applied at Bow Street office, at the be ginning of the week. for warrant, when the fol lowing dialogue took place:
 Magistrate: "Wei Pat (for his countenance me rated as sort of fnger-post, pointing 10 the road from whence he came what do you want?" "rd be wanting warrant, phase your Honor"
 Against whom?" "Agin Barney O'lary, phase your Reverence"
 "For whatl" "For murder, your Grace" 'For murder! Who did he murder7n nD;v;l a creature but myself, your Worshp's honor"
 And has he murdered you?' By my soul he has; bad luck to him He's cut hole in my head big enough to bury cat" "He hasn't killed you outright see.n "Its mi his fault that he hasn't phase your Honour for he in tinded it, and nothing surer."
 "l suppose an assault warrant will answer your purpose"
 Your Honour knows best, and I'll take what can git
 "When did he assault your" Last night that ever was your Reverence"
 "Did he hit yod with stick1" Fore God he didn't, your Honor, but with poker"
 "A poker, that's dangerous weaponl" "Divil a doubt of it."
 "Where were you?" "Where was I? Why in bed, to be sure.''
 "Were you asleep or awake2" "As sound as a roach, your Honour"
 And what provocation had you given hm7" 'Di- vii provocation at all, your Honour; how could I when l was dead asleep?" "What! do yon mean to say he came to your bed side and struck you in this dreadful way without the slightest provocation?" "It's truth what you say your Honour; barring he came to his own bedside insread of mine.n
 "llIs own bedside Were you in his bedl"- "Fath you just guessed it, your Honour" And what brought you there2" "Thats more than can tell, your Honor barring the liquor that was in me-"
 And is this all you did to provoke his angera' | DiviI thing else."
 Was there any other person present." "Not a | crature, ndlpindent of his wife what was in bed wd me, your Honor"
 His wife Were you in bed with his wife l"- | "Of course was"
 "Of course you was! and don't you think you de- served what you got?" "Is it me?'' "Yes, you" Sure it was all mistake, youl Honour. I thought twas my own wife, and diyiI a hair of her head l touched.' That may be; and hope you committed nc other mistake. You must be more careful in future but think under the circumstances, you must be content with what you have got for cannot grant warrant. " Thank your Honour; but when he hits me again, it wont be for nothing" Erit Pat shuSShg HIS SnoulueTs ana evidently dlSapp0Inted; | It turned out that the fellow went drunk to bed and was unconscious where he was, till Barney gave him gentle hint with the iron persuader, and for tunately his scull thick enough to resist the in tended tinisher. Baney's wife, who was also awoke by the shock lent her assistance in whacking him out of her room. She expressed her utter unconscious ness of his presence till her lawful lord arrived and discovered the intruder.
 The "Life" in an Oysfer.-The liquor in an Oyster contains incredible multtudes of small embryo, covered with little shells per tectly transparent, swiming nimbly about.-- One hundred and twenty of these would cx- tend one inch. Besides these young Oysters, the liquor contains great variety of animal cule, five hundred times less in size, which emit phosphoric light The list of inhabi- tants, however, does not conclude here, for besides these last mentioned, there are three distinct species of worms, called the oyster worm, found in oysters, half an inch in length, which shines like the glow-worms. The sea star, the cockle and the muscle are the great enemies of the Oyster. The first gets within the shell when they gap, and suck them out
 Progress of Mo,monism- Editor of the Huntsville (Ohio) Gazette, says:-Martin Harris, one of the original Mormon prophets, arrived in the village on Saturday, on his way to the "Hoy Land :" He says he has seen Jesus Christ, and that "he is the handsomest man that he ever did see." He has also seen the devil whom he describes to be very sleek haired fellow, with four feet, and head like a Jackass.