Daily Richmond Whig. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1828-1831, 1830-08-26

fGnkee. III drop my Iankoo phrases soou
as ever you drop your d'op', and your craps and
Southerner. Now you think you've caught ,.e
reckon. But you'er mistaken there.--I dont say
d'ap but drcP.
Yaatee kown you say drrp
Souherner Well, do drdp the subject am tired
ofI-i's too ssf.
Yankee Why don't you say soft as yoad ostgh'
to do?
Sou'aerner. I'm sure do say s1it, us much Us you
fdnkee.-And little moro BY dar, sight
Sonme'ner What do you mean by darnd sight
Yankee Why, what u darnatvn fool you are to
ar s'eh sill, question.
Solithcraor. done il for the sake Of information
that's all.
Yankee: You done it! ha, ha, ha! guess you have
done It indeed. Why don't you say did IT. no, done 1t;
eoa"erner l suppose you'd have me talk Hk,
YANKEE. Mold have you tnlk As do, no, LIKE
DO, by Sarn'd sight. But say. Mister can't
Sell you few notions.
Sowhe'ner. Your notions and mine don't agree
We can mover hitch horses.
YANKEE Who AIRED you to hitch horses! All
pose of
Soatherner. tell you I've no notion of buying q
ny OF your Yankee notions would us soon think Of
driving erode in toads
lnnhee. Hop toads! what them?
49, Southernsr DON'T you know what hop-!oads are:
They're little creatures rhat hop like a frog does
Yankee. / know what q toad il well enough. Bu,
should like To know if all toads don't hop.
Soafserner BY all means-and that's the reason
| cal them hop toads
Yankee. By the same r,Ilo Won msht call , bo,
grunt hog, because all hogs grunt
Southe'ner. All. now you seourge to hard, ne Ugh
Dor. Them. who live in glass houses, should be the
last to throw stones.
Yankee True, true but say can't sell you a few
nosons I'll take any thing you've got IN the way oil
trade.
Southeraer. The devil bit have | go, any thing
for trade, unless you'll take Corn-co5s
Yankee. II take any thing for the sake of bar
gam But what do you mean by corn cobss
So"heraer. mean the cobs ,ohat grow on corn
stalks VIVA, do you say, shall tote ,hcm out.
fankce Why, yes, il we agrcc upon the price
But do toll me what you mean by tote
SoufhcrEer o now you're TOO rlons,rous inGuis.
itIve-you scrovre too hard.
Yankee lfyoure SO darn'd 'fraid ofbcing ecrouged.
as you say. III jog
Southeraer Well, away with you clear out like
j Dhite head
fuatee You're very handsome looking man it 8
a pity You're so darn'd ugly.
Somherner. Hows that1 be good enough to inform
mo how man can be handsome and ugly ut the same
tine.
Yankee. Easy enough holiness oppI;cs 70 n
mans actions and hanisomcness to his looks
Southerner That's another of your vile Yankee
isms.
Yankee. We both have our notions, and if Won
do with yours. Good bye.
Southernsr Good bye, and the devil tote YOU
BIcheiorS IDok od,-At celebration Of the M.
tona Anniversary in Georgia the ladies' of the place
sent to the table tie following toast.-Thc wish OF
the ladies is truly appalling and we hone none of our
bachelor tsiends will subject themselves 10 its appl
Cation: rr
''To oil Old Bachelors, who mako no e16rts "a
get them wife-may they go blind in the rich, eve
and never hsv" the chance of seeing a prettv ri Il
9Th the Left" (a4 cheers With great o. pluuse.j
a ceTtaln lecturer on inemperaucc who has attuin-
ed TO celebrity 10 his vocation. lately waited on
the minister Of populous parish, and requested the
1so of bis church to deliver lecture to the people
The Minister stated his determine ion and his rca-
sons for declining to grant this for any other than
purposes purely religiousbut to show the applicant
that he had not any personal grudge towards him.
DE proposed give the applicant the fashion Of the
the hoose" a cnse Of bottles. was produced, con-
tening various liquors, and the lecturer was desired
to choose and help himself, his host setting the ex
ample. The former could not be prevailed upon TO
saste or handle but be drank off no less than three
tnnoiers OF water pure from the spring--upnn which
the reverend sgxagenaran shrewdy observed NV
Ger lie, ad;-gin ye had been sonnet hing stranger
than water last night. ia my opinion ye wadna bse
been flashed wI'sic lowin' drou,h this mornin'"
Perth Courier.
EDUcATIoS is Companion which no misfortune