Martinsburg gazette and public advertiser. [volume] (Martinsburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1826-1833, 1830-02-04

entaifing poverty Gnd aihainy upon NE Chif
dren, aud running his own soul.--When tins
| snaddsned by hon whip OF scorpions, he flies
to his cup for rs1iec she but internits her tor
| lures to renew them the first moment that
returning reason brings him within herresch;
and scoargcs him back again to the very
brink OF desperation Again he piunges, dec
per than ever, into the oblivieus food, and
again energies, to feel the dreadful renewal
OF her stripes
Speech Of the President Of tie Cold Uyaey So
ciesv
A PARODY.
Topsrs, drunkards, and swaggcrers--hcar
us for your ss<es and lay aside your fankards
that yeu saay hear; believe Us for your wei
! fare, and have respect for your welfare that
/, YOU may believe; ccnsure us in your sober
tsoments, and be sober that you may the bet
ter judge. If there be any within tiiis village,
any dear lover Of ardent spirits, to him, | say
f. yhat our love Of the ardent, was notices. than
his. II then that lover demand why we rose
I against ardent spirits, this is our answer, not
that we loved the ardent less, but that we
!. loved health and sound eonst'ution more
J. Had you rather that ardent spirits were rul-
ling. and die all rum burnt knayes, than that
the ardents were condemned, to live stout,
were pleasant we tasted them, as they re-
,cruited cur spirits, we drank them; but e.
they were ruinuus we spurned them There
are tastes for pleasantless, sips for their ex-
hiaration, drains for their recruiting power
but banishment and detestation for their ru-
nous tendsncy.-Who,i is here so brutal that
/ he would be q frunkard? Ifany, guip-hic-
cup--resi--for him have we offended. Who
~ here SO foolish as would be a swaggerer? II
any, brawl, for hir2 have we offended. Who
is mere so mad that will not n1ipd health? II
any, let fever speak his burning rage-for
him have we offended. We pause for re
ply. None? then none have we offended
We.haye done m more to the arients than
+ ou should da-to US. The act OF their ban
,ishment is recorded On the private page. oil
the Corporation Journal; their usefulness not
t.extenaated wherein they were worthy; nor
/ Their injurious tendency sinforced for which
they are baEshed.
here comes tie dealer OF ardent spirits.
mourning over broken bottle, who, thought
he, had nokand in It's destruction, shall reop
, advantage from the loss--a piece of silver in
lie stead; as which Of you will snotp With
this We depart, Tor the good Of our village,
we have reserved the same punishment for
ourselves wheuevcrsit shall please you 10 in
fiict IT,
CoERcTos.--A Lady took psssaeefo B.,
| IN the packet -----, OF w. Msstor
She observed on the passage, that the Master
partook very freely OF ardent spirits, the cen-
sequence Of which was, shs suffered much
from the apprehension of danger, resulting
from has ilcapacity of attending to his duty
When she was ready to return, there being
70 other packet, she took passage again in
same Having obssryed that the Master kept
; his bottle in little chest, which stood on the
CABIN fosr. she seated herself upon it, as
soon as she entered the cabin. Afterthey had
got out-of the -harbor, the Master came be-.
low, doubtless for the psrpose of taking his
dram, but seeing en- obstacle in the way, says
I" Madam You had better getmto tbs birth,
lyou Will nor feel the -seasiikaess SO -gensibly,
as yeu will TO sit up.n -t.Oh Sir!n said she. {
s'"l beg OF YOU TO let nae sithsre, L am so sick
Jicannot endure fhe Thought of moving. -
disappointed Of his object, he went again on
deck, bat dis thirst became SO into.erable.
that he soon returned. Asthe Lady still re
tanned her position, he found it necessary a.
|; gam to urge Der to retire to BIRTH But feel
ing no better, she of course made tthe same
reply as before. 81 will help you," said he.
"No! mol" wa'the reply 81 can't be moveds''
In the course Of every hour or two, the Mas
ter entered the CABIN, each time urging bia
fair passengcrte retire, saying, sSyouwin feel
40 msch hctter:' but all to no purpose She
never moved till she foundherself safe in port.
and the poor man was compelled to DO with
cut his drains the whole run.--Best P,ilaG,.
| AsVER ffSsNhNI EXTRA lR sFSARY
SAM SHAVER SEQ. very respectfully
inform their friends and the public generally.
that their
iPAUPER FACTORY,
40. 10 Ssliskey Ro,r, GaEo,es Hill.
rs now In successful operation, having lately
, received anew supply of the best materials
for carrying on the business successfully; a
| mong which are. old Cegaiac Brandy real
OH Jamaica spirits 1.-The best ST. CroiK Rum
y e. Rum-best Holland and Ph;iadelphia
Go, Western NVhisSey, &c.sS<c In the su-
Herior quality of these. they hope will be
found good reason for givisg them at least a
due share of the business. Their patronage
has already been very fattering. They have,
IN the course fthe lasty turned off some
nifty or sixty paupers, fully prepared for the
aimshoase. And they have now on hand
stock of upwards of 1901 hopeful progress
Overseers of the poor OF the neighboring.
towns, keepers OF jails and houses OF correc. 4
ton and a.snshonses, win find much Of their
fees of office resulting from this establish 4
msnt, snd therefore eill find it for their in 8
terest TO encourage it.
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