Martinsburg gazette and public advertiser. [volume] (Martinsburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1826-1833, 1830-05-20
NEWSPAPER SPoNGERs.

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'ris very good world thai W live in,
! 70 Gny, Of 70 lead, or to give in,
| Sat to bcg, or to borrow, or get mass CIV,
| is TIE very worst world THAT ever was knsgni
SO says somebody, we cannot recollect-
/ But notwithstanding the general tsuth of the
baEt, u cannot be denied that becgars and
borrowers, aud even thieves, thrive yondss-
inly il Tic newspaper line. We are inclined
! to say something on this subject. from, Tia
ireq3cu: complaints Of our patrons. tbaf tLev
are eontiauaIiy su1eiing from the sponsirs
lpropcnsltias OF their ncigLhors, ~ 81.
Pleased 10 hear That some OF fondness ia en.
tartaiHud l5r TINS Youn.iin OF ours. ms -.
should De still better pleased il some n,ot.
o. otttalslin.s 1t we're ros0rted TO besides m.
r. Lionabc practice OF abduction.
! Whatever you may think OF it. eentIen,a,
thieves. borrowers and heeears. it is a fse,
t,daI tnosc who subscribe ior paper and nav
Z i. are apt to take it prodigioasIy arals,.
that they cannot securely enjoy the fruits Of
hat honesty and fair dealing WHICH render
e}3 pro qao-t'hey complain that as 500,
= they lay down their papers, and even BE-
tore they have had time to take them sn
some snatcher, or bore ger, or beggar, sss
possession OF them, ana they are seen no naos.
Row, gen1o4ol. spoEgarS, we beg iesse
20 say In you. i'll n sucenty OF haart thatn
is most yt;ljaoous tick OF yours TO be 4.
ways getting your newspaper reading With.
out contributing single sous ia payment "a,
the same.--AEhat would you Thick, there's.
borrowers and teggare as YOU are, of a nan
who should be in the habi'uSI practice IL
tcomag ano cur shop and sna!cbing up and
pouring down gratis, yoCl rum. Ehiskey axa
gn?-ot entering your store and borrowing
IA ~ ttfsrs sssTs N.srat In, [
begging The niih yet have bought for yo,v
coffee, Or the meat you have purchased fu
roW Ginpe.3
20 the infamous scoundreh" YOU would
say-bnt hush! hush DO not pronounce
heavy Judgment, I'LL you have first pulled
that monstrous great lean out of your owp
eye.-.N !. Coi4s:elIg!ion
Dwpspsjo.-The New Haven City Gazette
states that the secret cure fer the dyspepsia
discovered by gentleman Of this city, con
corning thc eiicaay of which NO made sons
remarks short ti.ae ago. has leaked out
and consists IN simply kaeading tie stomach
with tie bands, thereby restoring The perista-
ie nl0tion-in cases where the digestive organs
have hec0me diseased aud torpid Wheti5xt
this Il the secret repledy or not, there asa
be 10 doubt that it would be attended wah
very excellent effects in cases of indigestion,
and Instances ore within eur positive inowi.
edge Of persons who, by resortng 10 tbs
mode OF removing the perstalc action Of She
inteSines, have derived very important assist
ancc We know Of one individual in part
cular. who WAS thGs, in the space Of less t.a&g
three weeks, restored to comparative he,lla
alter having iai goished in the most missra.
bic conditionior many months In coasequea.s
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Philadelphia Police-The Grand Jury Of
Philadelphia have recently presented az mus
janeos-the multiplicity of taverns-- the 400
lottery oifccs--the number ofpawn. brokers'
the collections of boys at the corner Of the
strcets--the wheelbsrrows running on the
siuc Waiks-the boxes, casks and packages
F.ied NJ IN the streets together with several
t bad practices prevalent among the criminal
/ mae'strates, touching the fees OF officers and
such like pan dfppmss. No plan Of reform
/ "a recommended. The best mode would he
undoubtedly to take up these evils, one by
one, as Hays take up gentlemen swindiars,
and not by dozens, as The rogues are taken
| up at the Five Points, and oppose 10 each Of
! them an antl-soclCty with the Usual number
/ OF RESIDENTS, secretaries. clerks, ratrons. pa
/ troncsseS, &c. Then shall we have an anti
I tavern seciotY--ah anti boz at the corner OIL
the street Soeiety-aH ami lottery sosisG--
an anti-pamn brokers soeiety--an ant, sheoi,
bafow-tunning on the-side -palks society, Sc,
/ e. The heroic age, VIXEN single heroes.
such as Hercules or Amse's dc Gsul patched
Iup the world, is all oFee We now move by
iplatoous, companies nd regiments 10 eatjas
thinking, fghtipg, leBislating, or =
evils The heroic age is pssf
The Boston { Courier has this paragraph
n.flsa@slas te9bslss. 10 those VITO haven
obtained copy tbas gentleman hevee"
air. CambscIeng's Report we canHos ON
any thing better than on extract we 10
.sldom found a work combining so mnch ~
yerty With So niueh good nas2rs, ard so tl9NH
satire with 80 much Fqlid arasmeafA