Daily Richmond Whig. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1828-1831, 1830-07-09


by u committee for party Of gentemen but in con-
sequence of q disappointment, were not drank Al
indication Of the tone of feeling in this eection o
the country they forwarded TO YOU to dispose oil
a. you may think proper. For the information Of
your contemporary Editor, would state, they were
not composed by "Genficpan in the neigh5orood o,
Richmond" who has already in or two instances
been charged With the mafeasance Of others, and
who has been guilty of the heinous crime, in Mr.
Ritche's opinion, Of believing Henry Clay, to be o
true patriot and injured man. As the gentleman
has been srpt of his plumes by the Editor the en-
quirer in the logical conclusion that he could be
distinguished because he was not, known ia
be n distinguished gentleman, we are peyy GER
sorry to inform Mr.. Richie that he il no writer
which we can prove by copcasve evidence. We
have been informed on the most undoubted authority
that the Enquirer nor even the Sirius who illuminet
it, have ever been heard of in Terra del Fuego, Pat
agonia, or Monomatapa. II is even doubted by some
whether his sublime discoveries in history, [uann
ball have ever reached Abyssnia.
II Mr. Richie is not known as q writer in these
primitive regione, they must necessarily draw tls
conclusion, that be is praer, and If no wrte
there, be is no writer elsewhere, at all.
DUNS SCOTUS.
HANOVER, July It'll, 1890.
TOASTS.
Virginia The land of our affections sbs
speedily emancipate herself from the dominion Of /
band OF aspiring aristocrats and the dctnm of woe
tber- cock Editor, and resume Der former rank D
mongst her sister States q
Patriotism exemplifed, modern appoint me nts.--
Messrs. Yest and Lee, by the "grearest and best"
True patriots we, for be il Understood,
We iSf our country, for our counfry's good
Political Harlequins-- Noah. Richie, Woodbury.
and Green---The country must allow they odmira
BILE performers.
Henry Clay-Thc ornament and friend of man.
though banished from the service of his country yet
More Joy the czrd Henry feels,
Than Andrew with Senate at his heels.
The modern Cassandra--"uls election will be a
curse to the country"
The ghost of the bargain and coalition story---I
answeredthe purposes for which it was intended.
posery will give the inventors and gators the
due credit for the base invention.
The 18th Auditor-HoDest Iago, thou hast devil
but beware Of perjury
Our present Presi%.nt--uc exemplifes Tiberius
sentiments-"so they fear me, never mind if they dc
hate me-"
Dir. Ritchie---Pbe organ of the Richmond Junto
Whether Roman or Protestant, SITS tie Throne.
FH ARE and die Vicar of Bray.
The thinking Secretary.
Nay niore-if ignorance be bliss
Ills FOLLY tn be wise.
Jackson Republiconism-R Removing FROM office
and then traducing the character to Justify the
| moval
| ghe President of the United Siates--We respect
the Office but not the incumbent.
The Trio-Green, Webb, and Ritchie--The
AIunchauson, the Falstuf aud the Vicar of Bray, o.
| the New World.
True Repubicans-The obsequous friends of the
Administration. the gothic whole-hog Jacksonians-
willing to approve, every measure however evil
every appointment however disgraceful-aud &c
| sanction prescription for opinions sake.
| The Editor Of the Eneurer--Verite sans peur-
"Truth withour fear"-Without fear of being rival
led in political inconsstency-ever true to tho ma
ljority
| Thc Secretary Of State-The intriguing aspiran,
for tho Presidential Chair may he find from the fail
ure of his willy schemes, that "bonesty is the best
policy"
Pho Secretary of War-Eound guilty BY selec,
ljury of grammsYia of the most wanton and barba
\ fonO hc hr
dismissed from office and consigned to the anC
custody of the schoomaster and bonnd over to keet
The peace on behalf of the Kings English.
! The Mistake-"The Second " Washington" Ct ac
cuse him Of deception and inustiee"-Wrs. Barney
| Query-The Second JeGfies
| John Randolph, Ambassador Extraordinary 10
Russia-The modern Zoilus. every man has his
price," Sir Robert Walpole.
Executive Smugglng-See a. III. Noah.
! Miles King-He has crowned himself with unfad
ing glory-he has come from the fiery trial pure and
unalloyed--the scorpion Kendall in aiming to sting
his antagonist has struck the poisoned weapon into
| his own body.
| Amos Kcndall--IIe has already though young iu
years, elevated himself to inaccessible and una D.
proachable distinction infamy like the great Bayes
"none but himself can be his parallel"
Isaac Gill--The Infamous sanderer--the Legen
DIRE Of the Jackson par,y-Tbe Jewish rabble desir-
ed thief and murderer, rather than the exalted
and noblest ofhuman beings, to be given them.
| Webb and Green--phey would have performed
QUO BOOu ueeu at leoSt. III tucy hau enacted 10 the
life the tragedy of the Kilkenny cats at their late
! meeting. They were scurvy knaves, my lord, fit
food for gunpowdcI."
! Prescription "A courtier cnquring one day il
Domitian aione bis attendant sarcastcally ans
wered, "Yes there is not so much fly with him.
Andrew Jackson, President--Proscription Is
the acme of tyranny, and might be allowed in impc-
rial Rome in Moro Thcrius. but it is out of its
element in Democratic Repubc--we wish him a
speedy exit from public cares. % jam salts.
The Press--lts purity is public concern-i,s in.
dependence will not be preserved by corrupting ana
Ircwarding its conductors.
The Jackson Party
"Blaek spirits and White,
Blue spirits and grey,
hlmsle, mingc minElc,
You that mingle may"
~ All Democrats "dyed in the WOOL
LIEUTENANT WEBB--
"FdSgU-l slew one hundred IN one hour by ST
DunstcTs clock, as am a man.
Prince Thou lest, thou butly knave
FatstqH,-'Pis my vocaion.-Hal"
Biattery---the "Greated and Best ~ Commodus
vulued hlmselfon his skl in archery. As n proof oil
he one day ordered the of one of his officers to
stand against the side of the TO M he drew his bow
n md tecla haf bo