The Arkansas advocate., 1830-09-22

bNtt9 oo lttS't C ttiA itett A1 III A1eit- slmonious grave those thoughts and per captions which attach US so closely to disembodied spirits, yet the present pe- riod of danger warns us most emphati- cally to set our hearts in such order. that we may challenge death to the com bat. His bolts are falling around us, and the small space that is allotted us before We shall be summoned to the lists in an unknown cline, demands that our panoply should be ready.
 Matrimonial .diapi,as.-Never put the question to 3. lady during the week that you first resolve upon doing so, and never delay it till the second month; if you do it within the first, you will have every chance of rePentihg; the chance is, that you will not do it at all. if your objectls to be happy, never marry rich woman without radix, or a lady of rank without riches: the former wiH taant you with the poverty Yoe experi- enced before marriage, and the latter will taunt you Witl poverty you feel after.
 II, during courtship, you discover what strikes you as little fault in the disposition or conduct of your Della, be off as from a mine to which the match is applying; for theswedding ring mag niies faults as much as ever Hersehel's telescope raaonilied planets.
 Summary Justice was recently inlict- cd on man who was in the habit of beating his wife. He was seized by two stout women and plunged into the river. On the first plunge the old fel- low was determined not to give up his right to heat his wife whenever she needed it-en the second plunge he wa vered-ont the third he gave Up his right and impiored for mercy. He was set at liberty by the women upon condition that he would in future behave like man, which he pledged himself to do.
 The grand malady, says the Spring field (Mass.) FederaIist, which affects the whole system of newspaper estab- lishmcnt, would be technically terlncd,a 'pecuniary depietion,o or vulgar emp tincss of purse, and this originates in the almost universal indifference which is felt upon the subject of newspaper debts. Many people seem to have form ed an opinion that Printers h1e upon old rae7cspapers and fattess upon tgpe metal, and that little pure cash would feop- ardize their institutions.
 A,s .4boriginai Justicc.-Tne follow ing is handed down as true copy of warrant, issued by an Indian Magis- trate:
 sYou, you big constable, quick you catchum Jeremiah Ofseew, strong you hold .um, safe you bring um afore ne.
 THOMAS WABAN, J. P.n
 When Waban became spperannua- ted q younger Magistrate was appointed to succeedhin Cllerishing thatrespect fer age and long experience, for which the indians are remarkable, the. new officer awaited on the old one for ad- vice. Having stated variety of cases and received satisfactory answers, he atlengthpfoposed the following: "When the Indians get drunk, and quarrel and fight, and act like the devil, what you do den2o ".ia. tie una all up, and whip um plaintiff, whip um fendant, and whip am witness"
 liusic.--s Whoever despises music,' said Martin Luther,sl am displeased with. Next to theology, give place to music; for thereby ali anger is forgot ten, the devil is driven away, and me lancholy and many tribulations and evil thoughts are expelled. I is the best solace fora desponding mind.'
 A man boasting of his honesty is gen. orr, Iixr ,1o.,,o