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Virginia free press & farmers' repository. [volume] (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1827-1832, 1830-05-26
From the Iiarredsb"rg (Sy } wa,ch,ower.
CURIOSITY

CURIOSITY.
A gentleman Informed US a few Jays
since, that day or two previous. Wide
IN pursuit of wild TURKEYS in Hart
county. ky.in company with n friend.
they discovered on the summit Of
knoll or elevation. a large boie that
would admit mans BODY without
much difficulty. Curiosity led them to
make preparations FOR descending into
IT. and after the necessary prepare
tions. and having obtained lights and
other company, they did descend, and
at the depth Of about sixty feet. enter.
ell cavity or ro0m apparently out Of
solid rock, Through which they had
passed for many feet which appeared
To be- 10 or I8 feet square. Our infor
mant was the first person who entered
the subterraDeous room. and he said he
vas not a little surprised that the frs,
object which net his eyes was a human
skull with the teeth all in il. Upon
further examination. " was found that
be whole place vas filled With human
skeletons 81 men. women and children.
Except Immediately under the small
aperture through which they descend
ed. the place was perfectly dry aud the
bones In state Of great preservation.
An entire skeleton Of a human BODY
was obtained. They concluded 10 ex
anime how deep the bones laid. aud
penetrated through them in one place
between four and seven feet, bot found
them just ne plentyss on top, but there
seemed 20 rise az offensive efiiuvia. n,
they began 60 come 10 where ia was a
little damp. There was no aut.let 10
the room, and large snake which thew
found ~ there. and which appeared en-
iiEely docile, passed rSpnd The room
several times While they were 10 u. IL
- q subject for tie speculation Of wise
men and philosophers. ss those who vi
si'ed u have no conjeotare a. To the
cause Ut this singular hslatation q,
sharnei house ~ human remains.
TIE Utssisn Hy.-OaF old enemy.
the fy, u Is said. - At work in ,he
wheat belds, end committing serious
Expectations. The present abundant
rains have made our prospects Of =
good crop, with this abatement. yer,
HaffeFfnO I floUsrsFcse.. I'LL
Virginia free press & farmers' repository. [volume] (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1827-1832, 1830-05-26

The Canal, from Pittsburg and A..
iegheny |rown 70 Blaus,ille, - 10 sue-
cessiul operation.
Daily Richmond Whig. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1828-1831, 1830-01-04

" deuei toe po,crs e, tr ,,veruse,, 10 ~ II, ~,
the wealth OF the on''y in ii hands il, holders
ms spirit OF cont r0r~ hc yielded his full assent
because the safety pau The county required not
bee s1ss inc JUST PI>Ie OF representative sovccn, de-
mandcd ~ ot as the price oi eoncsrd harmony
tranquility Of the state
Beyond this he could 60; other or ,rhc, sacrifices, of
the Just rights OF ms conssueats he could not make
should r the pleasure Of gentlemen force uro them i
cfuei aud calling yoke with which they Threatened he
took leave to assure them, that the polls would it, h
nent REJECTION.
f te rights Of the western people are now 10 II. ;d o.
the rights OF the people denied 20 te
he would do bar their future claims equal mar,
tciPation IN the goveumentfe had fully weighed the mi,
aud intelligence in the west, aud reunpa ,ers. H.
Jsce and equality in the east u,lcr than take
hereafter be holden release all not naw ATTAINED
He begged gentlemen To consider that majority in convention
and futile be- offer constitution fr a,rr,,snce
which could he received by those are scekin. reborn
Of vasalasc. How vain il for government liz.
ours. TO Offer the demand of reform, ess the rrope
would accept They Will not he appeased by such isr
~ To their claims, they will hut rc,caic their demand
in language which must he heard and canno he discharged
lie asked ~ the protection offered the shot
I've refused wfn people percei,
mat the lust oil power aud nat the protection properly,
Tor winch the rights Of their eow citizens West have
been sacrircd-sreh discovery, he thought ungue,ro-
ably follow the present artificial groundess .xfenept
an nns WIN tha' calm sense OF justice, which will
ard unaenahle rights -
IT, however, these an,icipa,ons, should c rrszrd a.
neae aud cruel policy should prevail which hol-,
The Western Nginans unsafe Repositories of equal p,rtrns
o. nr lTeal power OF the Commonwealth, they may, and
uuS' "I submit a who know their their
although they may feel mas, scnsibly its injustice
sa had ocen the piitc of the of the mountains to
me metropolitan hono OF the low lands have COLI
Duied freely from common tire ,ry 10 the an
ems.hn'cn OF the Eastern ,ownsfo all the public workso
ne ts they nave vo'edircclycy have the -
and talents of Eastern men, sIrCdc equal rorv and cro
on every part of the Commonwealth r whar must Iva hcy
future feelings under the GepTy atoms political rights wi
which they threatened! - -
s begged gentlemen to pause before they cords
pie OF The West TO those Of the East
Daily Richmond Whig. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1828-1831, 1830-01-04

Qnal. That vixen westcr, man paid doiiar, All
eastern man Contributed from three four dollars;
and assuming what remained 10 be proved, il was in
sisted, hat the temptation eNorbitaut taxation on
the part of the west. and proiuse expenditure upon
ocs OBJ rcts, was great "a 10 cndangcr the prop
crty liable To- taxation in the cast lie said an III
spcction ofthe documents from which those results
were attempted TO be drawn would ut once expose
the iallacy of the conclusion which gentlemen ar
rived. he affirmed that wealth consisted in the guam
THY of labor which any individual held the means of
controlling and dIrccting-thot the abour of coun
try constituted its wealth. and that the products
labour, "ve' and above the consumption of the abo-
rcrs, constituted the aggregate profits of the
nifty and that taxation when properly regulated,
that portion otthc profits of labor, which might be
required by the exgcncios of the government
Iancc, IT followed, that taxation to be equal, must
take in equal portions from the labor of the country
that testing the taxation Of Virginia by this rule
and taxing the entire popu alton, both trccncn und
slaves as the proper exponent Of the labor Of the
country, the following results, he said you'd be ouut
accurate.
Daily Richmond Whig. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1828-1831, 1830-01-04

That dividing tho State by The Buo Eitre, and
placing the taxation of each portion in contrast
with the other, The following results would be
! ,,,i ~N'N' W
Martinsburg gazette and public advertiser. [volume] (Martinsburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1826-1833, 1830-07-08
POLITICAL HISTORY.
Letter Grom Judge PsaSs. or Vermont. 70 !ls
Edaer y Aiiss' Rsgulsr.

WILLIAMS TowS, (Vt.J June :, 1880.
DzAa srH: Noticing IN the papers of tho day,
the MEMORANDUM made by TIA late President
.seHsrson, Of this Communication Of AlT Liyirv~
ston, OF AouIs 2Gs, in relates 20 c,lnveFsAtIsn
said to ba held ~ ths late Mr.. Bayafi, OF Ds
1ewsre, with GcaarRl smith, OF Maryland pcns
ing the Presidential eles,jon ia tbs asuse Of
Representatives, IN 1901 determined immsdi
ately to csm2ancsis ts ysu ny knowledge Of
,the views and seEtEseH,s 81 AT lsysra, In re-
3ation TO than Slaciioa. But, iron a reluctance
Go sPpear in the public prints, At my time Of
life, changed my determination. However,
by the sdvIce Of friends on whose Judgment
tsly, Aow Coucsely communicate to you my
knowledge on that subject.
Ard Grst, permit ne 70 cay, that probably
pesseEa more knowledge IN the subject as il
relates to Mr.. Esyard, than any person now
diving. MIR. BayaTd, as is well known, was
ct tbs time, thG sale representative from Della
ware, AIS could east the vote or that State 40
be thought proper. The late General Morris
sad Ai&tsAew lyon we're the r-9vEscn t2tiYss
from thls state. Fermsnt~-for st that tine
RermOat had but two representatives.. Gen.
Morris voted Tor AF. Burr. and Ar. Lon for
2dr. Jefferson. In corsequc rec, the yo;e &C
Vermont was lost. At the same time, was in
the senate, and was on intimate and conhden.
kIal terms nth Cen. Morris, and had been so
fer many years. He held conversations with
NE eveTy day during HE bal0ling N tho htuse
Of representatives, in relation TO The business
be ore them.
l. cnersl Mons vas very intimate with Mr..
Bsyafd, and, in consequence of thIs Intimacy,
became wei acquainted With the latter gen
tletpRn. And de k5!cw, that Mr.. Bsyard wss
much dissatisfied thst The bsllsting should havs
been SO long protrRcted sRd thai The cay Be
fore the last bslioi, he declared, amsng his Pc.
Atieal friends, u should be brought TO close
the Beat day, he thought that the delay would
caHss dangerous excitement IN the country.
The evening 0etuFs tse last ballot was taken,
general MsrFIs informed me, that he should
not be in the house ne next day, and ~ ctn-
sequence Mr.. Jefferson would be elected. he
said lie vas induced 70 ssotde by the rePresen
cations and 81 lie ;-ques VI "A bayardi who
thought that be, General Mcri IT, could secede
with greater proprle'y than q person no WA
fhe only represtRtitjse " federal s,2.e; end .
Vermont, at the time Of, wss neary eqoSi.j
divided on the subject So thatI s.~sy, cos.
sidere6 Mr. Bsyard as the nsanA ~ Iii, let
Martinsburg gazette and public advertiser. [volume] (Martinsburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1826-1833, 1830-07-08
TWENTY -FOUR MILLIONS MORE.

MIR. Everstt, member Of Coagreas from
Massachusetts, stated on ths HoCf TIA; tbs cos'
Of removing the Indians from Georgia, htaea
ma and Mississippi, in accordance WIN VIC
law lately passed by congress, and signed ~
President Jackson, will cost the nation wss
rr.voUR MILLIONS OF BoLLhEs' Han MI
lior pas this session been appropriated, TO be
gin wiki. This uust eZtFavagant act, passed
the Hocss Of Representatives by tie timing
M -ority Of five votes. Here are ne whole
people u the United states taxed R0t he puF
pose Of ping the .hrse small s.s'3S above
s.atisns1 good humDF, 70 sag Do,hng Of
TIE inb4msnIty and .6jUsiice Of tho pro- DING
as Regards The indiana. The proportion y tins
SO waIea val tie taken from tho people OF
ONO. ior lbs purpose, a.i SC stout two
MILLIONS D0Lf hES. Here "'II be tween
ty.fUur millions Of duilafsaa54e 20 the national
debt. ar, u rot added, tie payment OF The
dot viii be delayed Oh account Of ItS eApeh
dtur4.
Because Georgia made F3ss about SO many
Indians being within hef terri rriai limits. han
4 million Of dollars 10 approp,..led towards re-
moving them--
Wills. at the same time, he president refas
es to siga an appropriation u Sl5J.e0U in AID
Of an incorporated company 10 make part 81
great leading road through Ohio and Ken.
tuGkyto Alsbam5--ene OF MS reasons beng
iHsi AIC Gahkufy DaDlot Susidti SUN GaHS.
The pre- sidsnt wants to reward Jshn Ran
delphi for his abOse Of Nsssrs. Clay q Adams,
and for tbs purpose recalls Mr. MIddIeton, our
minister to Russia. and appoints said Randolph
in his stsad--at an expense, TO the nation, OF
rany thousand dolaFs-yet there Is no money
10 make a road in Inc vest
On the came principle our SteuoenvilIe Rail
Road will 70 by the busfd. Aud so will every
other Improvement Of the sane kin3. whilst
Jscks0n IS president. he states, to whies
are deneG the power 10 levy dulles on imporls,
must confines 10 make thstr own Improvements,
or 20 Without them-whfst THEIR MONEY to
the amount Of TWENTY -FOUR MILLIONS,
must &c to crafty or enrich Geor6a, Alabama
aud Mississippi. That which is common !Gnd
Is to BE rceded &c. the benefit of ~HR FEW.
We Of Chic are in & Fretty box, truly With
a deos Gf FIVE MILLIONS for Canals and TWO
u1LLtoNs TO remove ludi&ne. oor prospect is
gloom and eppalling indeed
We fear we shall, if this system continues,
have to ,Py TO Congress for sn appropriation
T. ren1oYe us 81! - SONS new territory, where
such debt5 AID eyactiuns viii act reach ur. Ii
human " requires re removal 6! the indians,
humanity viii equally call Tor ths removal OF
the people q ua,e. Cug soil. lr4itlul as IT 10,
util no, bear such dUlls. Tbs fee people ct
ONO .all8t n2t be hewers of wood aa1 uraweis
Oh water for the slave holders.
Hs9isT3 Uer4S
Martinsburg gazette and public advertiser. [volume] (Martinsburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1826-1833, 1830-07-08
Z ~ thi, sats. IN cenrrs.. 1t must Be m IN.

oF This STATE, IN Congress. 1t must Be n IN
constitutional - those OF - or 20, II pvotec
tive dates cannot, in any shape, be rghtiuiy
imposed. The expectancy Of lhs two last may
BE- a matter Of question, but not Their c9n,ll'H
ts,ah,y But this summary mode 81 locking
up freSmen, only goes half way 10 carrying IN
- eject the nuIlihcstion scheme. There are
certain agents employed 10 enforcing the Re
venue Laws Of The Union, in the shape OF Va
venue Cutters snd 5loops Of WSr, which might
not be disposed TO 60 TO js.l on The warrant oil
the Governor, though bs ked by more eatbs
than we're ever sworn by Uncle TOMS 'arwy
in FLANDERS" VIII the Ye,escaps tell Us, IN
what way we are to dispose Of those marine
gentry, should they become Rugnacicus, snd
rite theiv thumbs al the Sheriff They might
make sad business With our scheme Of free
trade without duties," it We cannot cohtTiYe
some plan by which they can be c0axed or dri
van into respect for nulhhsation.
Charlest7n Courier.
Martinsburg gazette and public advertiser. [volume] (Martinsburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1826-1833, 1830-07-08
SINGULAR DISCOVERY OF MURDER

a writer IN the Massachusetts Journal, af
ssr sdVertisg o the discovery Of the Salem
plurdeF, by tho tliiling circumstance Of otni.
.,ng the word jr. in the subscription Of let
ter. relates the following cass-as received
IN a Conversation few evenings hefore--in
which a ''toad discovered murder"
A geatsman travelling in England stopped
at a village tavern to diae. The inn hsnpen
81 10 bs DEPOSITS q church yard. and while
he was waiting for his dinner, hs took fan
cy 10 stroll into it, to read the epitaphs, and
talk with the sexton whom lac saw at work
there.
After some conversation, lac remarked to
the sexton, "But you arr disturbing the dead,
ny good TREND, here are bones you have
Martinsburg gazette and public advertiser. [volume] (Martinsburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1826-1833, 1830-07-08

Several plans have been devised for bszteo.
e md cs7sGoHona. nuilj6cstioR oF The Taug
Laws, tns NOS, notable Of which, IS our read
ers ~'ii have seen, Is one Promulgated by q
~r'terla Il <o'aa5'O Ie'sseops BY this, the
Governor IS 70 re 'Cves.,cd Sith power, on III
cam OF so"'< ~ Ger 20 impris0n for an indie
hh'e PS:'ot, gcoiy citizen OF this State, who
ass lie ;r.mer,t} TO execute ANY Tariff Law,
r asses since 1916. THIS would be bot 4 par
nel brow NJ the Protective System. for ths Tia
l4fi' Of l8l6 wss coniessedly one Of protection,
aud sss supported ss sush BY the Delegation
Martinsburg gazette and public advertiser. [volume] (Martinsburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1826-1833, 1830-07-08
s.r,oo,. election, and 15egieve be Vase con

sidered by many others.
That Mr.. Baysrd might have sportively sad
10 General Saith what is attributed to HIM, Is
possible. And ifso, General Smith would not
probably remember it. Bot u such converse
ton was held with corrupt view tor tbs pur
pose If influencing him, il is imposs BE De
should hsye forgotten Il. have no oeiiet tha,
Mr. Baysrd would seriously have made "ha'
amounts to q proposition to corrupt another.
Ian With great regard, yon5 obedient set'''
Eli All PAINE.
Martinsburg gazette and public advertiser. [volume] (Martinsburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1826-1833, 1830-07-08

Ger. J4ckso- fought for higccu7try, during
tSe last w., sni led her armies 70 vje.c-y ana
repown. This 10 tho gum aSd substance Of all
that his friends osn urge on his behalf. Nsl
Vile fought for III country during tbs Reyolu
tjonary war, Rnu CLARK, during the lat war, and
vet thsy we're prescribed by the General. The
pooP CherCkces bravely fought for us, under
Jackson, against The Crseksi they distinguish
ed themselves by signal acts of courage at the
battle OF the Horse shoe Bend; and J., they are
10 be oppressed, or driven from their hsmes
and the places oftheit lathers' sepuichres. into
the barren prsjries ives, Of the mississippi
Beautiful consistency, Elost lovely exhibition
Of mercy! Sublime speemsn of Justice!
L>uts tocus.
Martinsburg gazette and public advertiser. [volume] (Martinsburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1826-1833, 1830-07-08

From ancient habit We continue TO read tbs
ftfeamor3 Enquirer; favor which We thr0W
away upon lev Of it's contFaternitJ. 3 he last
numseg rsCsS Ell wns more amusing tn9n ORD;
nary, the editorials beng a. It were, rather cl
MISCELLANEOUS cast, Two O. three things ia
lts coluu,s 90 tsr n1ovsa us, that W "ouid write
round paragraph on secA, we've cur tims not
.aaisnensabiy engaged in Other duties. As ii
ave viii barely mentisN thea, az follows:
We ad n,Ts. in the FIRST plac&, the courage
Eaarhi courage. /. haa become fashionable &c
calIit---vlth which, d5chimlns all regard to
vulgar preiuAices ard ridiculous nstlo0s a
proprletv and daaarugl, the Editor characterize
g. tina specs. atoms Of dat vctsrsh Republican
~. .Vsfes, the Editor o. the Weekly Register,
as Scanning Ahsurditjes" We do not always
sgrss with Mis- Males ourasl'ssY but whoever
knows any thing ct hin sught, II he has any
conscierss, 10 pay Al least deeeat respect to
ais Intelligence IS we'll as hia honesty, which
give hm rank ansagst taa nesa faithful and
fearless Of The Rs-v sats Il ne PUBIC.
Seoondly, W - re the high estimation in
~hca the Easui1.c holds A1C, Senator Wsbster
DESTROYS 20 s4tss} ia rcaCtci OF the ehuCs III.
Dess Of Mr.. Ranf7 ~ cJr the Nlsaon % Russia,
the Enquirer caps the climax OF its dsmonstra-
tjsn, by asking, If the nomination Nas at all OBJ
5sctleaabic, s'~by di1 not MIR, " es8ter oppose
i;F'' Ihis tribute to tie elevation of Mr.. Ueb.
sfei q senator sal SsFScfs - os i'sG do N@iS VIZ
desired froa, sworu enemy. IT. an scknowI-
edgmeuG that Mr.. H's5sssr may be expected to
Oppose whatever s wrong, and that he doss
not oppose any thing thss is not wrong.
Thgdly, copying perverted account Of the
debate bstween Nj Tngban and MIR .N1csr
at the late Canal Mseung in this city, On which
the gres.est injustice is done 70 The distinguish
ed Nlrgnisn, hy coupling With an elaborated
report OF MIR. I1yian's speech mere snatch
Of single passage of MIR .Ns,eey's, and that
much mistaken by the rspotter.) The Enquirer
Gays, I'VE shall sec whether Mr.. Mercer viii
himself correct the notice of his remarks--
The Enquirer ought, IN common deoency, to
have deferred publishing what, by this very
obserl alton, the Editor shows that he was sa
listed &c be distorted and Gscolored
fNai. M. Of June &C.
Martinsburg gazette and public advertiser. [volume] (Martinsburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1826-1833, 1830-07-08

V7Haing Rezoarded.-On Sunday night last,
between ii and II O'Clock, as Mr.. p. was re-
turning to his residence few miles from The
city in his gig, he was stopped by two fellow
On tho road, who waited bis canning up, near
Inc Bloomingdals Church, when they seizsd
his horss by the reins, one on each side, mak
lng demand of the gentleman, not distinctly
heard s. two spectators who Witnessed the pro
ceediug The gentle san, apparently m So'
e,iescence Wit Iheis wishes, descended from
his gig. stepped TO one ct the fellows, and "iih
one deliberate blow Of his whip feled him 70
the ground, waking round to the other and
repeating be same operation with complete
success. Eemounting his sea, ,he drove on quite
ieisureIy, leaving the 900 pads in qnet posses
ion OF the spot where he had 80 handsomely
deposited them. T@o young inca were wi'
nssses Of the scene, snd would have rendered
assistance, ,fithsG been necessary --sN.f Gdz.
Martinsburg gazette and public advertiser. [volume] (Martinsburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1826-1833, 1830-07-08
Pikesyills, (Nid.) June, 1880.
MECHANICS

We have bsen csnsured heretofore for our
dsnunciation Of aristocracy; bus we are sem
slble that we have not gone so far in this res
Pectas our obvious duty demanded. 1t is in
yam 10 decay, that the working classes of tue
community have been, aud indeed are. sab
Jsct to tAe Influence of a prejudice-a feeling
OF contempt, originated and nourished by The
wealthy and aristoeratie. DO they deserve
'H.s' Is there any hing in labor. in The no
Aest exercise Of mechanical skill, calculated
to degrade the person or The intellect?
"But mechanical vulgar nechanic!''
sneers some coneeitea sprig Of aristocracy.
And The sehyelesssResr has acted like curse
Ipca tbs mechanics Of New Erclapd Ishas
sFlysu them irsm the arena oriAtsllectunl ex-
erclss;--it has excluded than from the halls
OF LEGISLATION. But TIE delusion is passing
od--the spell is rapidly dissoiyiag. The rs7
al worth OF the mechanic is more universally
9ne1uo"ied sed- his clas.ns ara getting 10 bs
better unieratood--Essss GsS.
Martinsburg gazette and public advertiser. [volume] (Martinsburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1826-1833, 1830-07-08

From an authentic sourcs we learn that
samuel Z. stam5aush, sx editor Of the Re
porter, has received tho appoiateaant of
iadlan A gent fren Jeckson!! Ths Preg,isnt
has waited for the adjournment Q tEa Senate.
% reward lhis Rlas for his uupEineIplsd sbuss
OF the iato Adninistra lion, whose honiaatioa
ne kne" could not be- conarmsd by the CON
sutuuoHal power. What gss2,ctths Great
st end Bess' seems 70 have fostas CoRsitu-
lion IN It's spirit
When Wharton Rector's ease came be-
'ore the Senate who had been found guilty Ct
''ab5lng maa With az intsEs 10 xii, Mr.,
Martinsburg gazette and public advertiser. [volume] (Martinsburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1826-1833, 1830-07-08

Use Of Sah.--it is singular that such body
Of evidence should ee brought together on the
advantages of the application OF moderate
quantity otsaIt TO evsry description at growing
crop from Rrass TO timer tTee6, end 10 almost
every domestic animal from the horse TO the
honey bee, aud vet that set should be so htue
in uss. We have not doubt ourselves inst 1t
may be Of real use TO live stosks because we
have seen it very generally given or the CONT
uent Mr.. johrsnn says, II have gwen my ovn
rig horse an once OF sslt every nisbti IN his oorn,
Tor the last i've yeas; add though he has, du
ring thL, period, woiked very hard, he has
continued in the asst heath, never haring h93
desc Of phys'c in his lite" To be able 10
d,speosc with physic, sitherin the economy Of
men or cattle. Is grand objeo'i and "e ser
tainIy think that ecoasiou-, or retASps
the constant, use Esalt 10 the food Of domes.
TIC animala, and especisiy IN that Of tins horse,
as beng in more h'sh!y artificial state thai
the other, desirable obJee1.--N. u fa'n1sf.
Martinsburg gazette and public advertiser. [volume] (Martinsburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1826-1833, 1830-07-08
From shs psudIeton .bf.s,sngsr

we adopt the following remarks rom the
pcndlctsn MtsssaKeF, 40 speaking our eva
minds snd our own difficulties exactly.
Editor JeGpnal.
"Gigs US pgtle more sporting tatolii6e 1ce,'
eAclams ons of our readers, 81. IS al! lIat makes
paper interesting intaesa dull times. ~ ny
in he name of goodness" says another, do
}au PRINT any ;Ang about ths racea. Or annase
nneuts Of his kind! J can ses o 1cne!i 10 be
aay,yed from such sluf Let ms have thc pro.
eeeding Of Missionaries amenE tue Ind APPS, n
Hiuaaslan, and the Coi9ny q Libetla.' "Atty
dom ecu print tic speechGs IN Congress- eH'
Chains 3 busy puiltl~ian, Il want to sea sinai
tan 80 men car SAY Of erCL vtheF when excited
Ky the warmth Of patriotic tcelngs' - would
ike 10 see more agricultural hiais and s0aKims
in .your PAPER says an indus,rious farmer.
''they ara of service, but these political dir utcs
| don't understand " "Do print all the rrsuy
poetry YOU scGs and all the marriages you hear
oi}' says sprghNy young lacy Of siAteen
''Eshaw," erica her grand mother, "gifls ale
50 foolish Do net 0aIt any accidents, hztr'
breadth escapes, or awful fnr1ers, thar may
come under your notice" you shouid lat US
HAYS Col. Johnsou'g rs9orl on Sunda y mals,"
says enc, 81 hate bggiry. ard this IS dsmper"
"You Rrs against s4opalhg tbs mali on ths oao-
BATH" FaugmHiF another, and ] sn nos Ger
tain that you are much better diam heathsn
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