Wheeling compiler. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [i.e. W. Va.]) 1829-1831, 1830-12-01
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! It's rumored in the fashionable circles
that Mrs. Flddleiaddle. the young and
nretty wife of the old alderman F'ddielad-
die. has peuchant for handsome officer
of the Navy. And that, as the Old gene
tleman came home late one evening Iast
week, he found the officer at his house,
under very suspicious circumstances. lie
is said 10 have taken no notice OF TIE AZ
fair at the time, either TO his wife or the
Young gentleman; but It report speak
true. he felt a strange shooting Immedl-
ately after at each side Of ms forehead,
and was observed for several days 10 aP-
| ply his hand frequently to those parts, as u
| IN expectation of finding production the
| growth of which few men are disposed 10
cultlve on their own heads. What Is ike
" to be the result of this discovery We
have not heard. but we should not be sur
prised if duel should be the consequence;
In which case the fat alderman W1ulu be
winged 10 a dead certainty, and the victor
would carry off the widow
For the Iorers Of silly stuff
Miss ArabelIa Scinderilla Georgietta
Gulielnlna Clshmaclaver Petweet, was
tho only daughter of fond and ndug ut
parents; she was in the early bloom and
gay promise of sixteen She was beaui'-
| fol beyond he iarest oi her seN-be'
yond parallel OF all oaoby attecu1a.
Her radiant eyes wore like tuo uyei suns
/ m the arch OfheaYep'- armament, her lore
head was smooth & laT a- TIE seven unies
polished diubaster; ner maldeniy checks
were like two lucIous peaches, g'owing
with a gentle red, m,ltlug and YET shrink
| NC fDm the kisses OF the breeze; her iips
were tie exact copy aud scmomnce oil Two
delicate slices OF ripe wdtet -mcion, 40 red
and so inviting; her teeth were noi iiAo 10
mortal mouths, so far, 50 whte--,hey we're
evidently made TO SET off uef heayoaiy
c0untenance, rather than i1r Tao gloss pur-
poses of mastlcauon; her neck was grac9-
tul as the swans, and smooth, and white,
aud clear as the ialresi spemeclt' candle.
But were We TO attempt to describe cacu
OF her IndlscrbabIe perlecuOas. "e should
never be doue-suffice It ~ say. ga all her
personal loneliness she was perfection NJ
self, doubiy perfected; and her mind was
every way fitted TO adorn 50 TAR porson.
Such was Miss Arabeila Sciudenlla Ge0r-
gleua Gullelmina Chshnaclayer Potwcei,
and yet she was mOral-yes, sine was NOR
tai as the mortaestl How snail We relate
the heart rendug tale-we WON'T ny.
For tie loUers Of Politics.
II is now asceriaIned beyond a doubt
that colonel Pluck is TO he a candidate Cog
the next Presidency. When we say uis
we speak advisedI,, as we happen a. H.r3
the means of knowing Whether Col 20
Pluck will consent 10 CRAFTY the gisnDs ~
ms cOuntrymen has becn doubted by some;
bur We can set thelr fears al rest OF this
head, by assuring them that, however ro-
gard.c of office OF emolunent he may
hitherto nave been, mo 0il not Disregard
the WISHES 1f a majority OF tue American
people That tine eyes OF the aatIol .ho'd
aot have been sooner turned 90 ih.s dlsul-
ruisncd citizen, Il Is 10 H. mater Of 10 it.
te astonshmenL For he ig AZ ihis moment
perhaps the only man In tho country VINO
could 50 completely unite the scuamcws
Of all parties; and We hIzi,d lotlHg m
saying, that should be be eieclcc, a5 incfo
is 40 doubt he will, his ADMINISTRATION vii
be the most glorious since the adoption u
TIC federal Constitution.
For The Logers Of sad pressing.
We take 1t to be a self evident PROPOSE.
uon, that man was created 10 be perfectly
miserable; that he was endowed by ble be-
nehcent Creator with passions. 1ppci,es
and propensltIe-, for no other purpose Than
TO increase has wretcnedness; niaf MS so
ry limbs wero formed merely 10 ave him
pain; th9i hls teeth were made ior 10 other
purpose than TO ache; thal his fec, were
appended to his legs Tor toe sole pmpose
OF being tormeuted with tHe goW; that his
eyes we're bestowed upon flm lor no earth
Nv ouroose than 10 lead hm into snsres;
and ,hat reason, hIs distinguished aari.
bu,e. were added 10 his other gifts merely
ID make hIm loOi-In short, that every
lad aad parcel OF him, both separately ~
conloin1y, byth mental ard physical. we
bestowed upon him BY the Glyer ofsil good,
as The direct means oi completing h,s vret-
ched condition. Such being lho ease. n
is evidently the height Of wckedncrs as
sell as folly, 10 think Cor a m9ms1i Of e1.
joyng the smallest Of the good tangs II
Tins ife, or taking a1y comfort whalegerin
this miserable world
To DE lorers If Foreign ae,os.
We learn from the Iasi arrivals that he
Turks have actually got possession o. Con.
cfanllnople; thar the Greeks are likely 10
maintain their footing or The face Of the