Martinsburg gazette and public advertiser. [volume] (Martinsburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1826-1833, 1830-07-08


ment at this finished stroke of inu.denca !,
d preisnt, AZ this instant. to my memory.
/, 'hihs see hls face, which at no time had
more expression than turnip, assumed tina,
ar OF peEsIvo simplston, dun mouton oui
Ireve, which he SO oitsR aud so succs ssfatly
exhioltes over qusdratie eqsation.
wen, George, what's to DO done now?-
. We're dishe d-dished-u dished.'
Not while I've tive such bits as these
nesh' Phil was my reply. so adieu to
'0wn' and hey Tor Cambridge
instantly-not a mom.nt to be lost. NY
sneie VIII post there with four horses imne
oiately, and my only chance of avoiding
that romantic misfortune Of being cut off Win
shilling. is TO be there before HIM
Without settling our bill at the inn. or ms
KING single arrangement, we ratified back
10 Cambridge. Never shall forget thc men-
TAI anxiety which endured on my way there
Every thing was against US. A heavy rain
hah fallen ia the nght, and the roads were
wseIched The traces broke-turnpike gates
shut-dioves of sheep ard strings OF carts
Impeded our progress; but in spite of all these
obstacles, we reached the College gates in less
than six hours
HAS Sir Thomas been here9 enquired of
the porter, with VI Sonee aled emotion.
No. Sir
Phil thanked God. and took courage. .If
he does, tell him so and So said |, giving We
racions Joseph bis instructions. and putting a
guinea in his hand TO sharpen his memory
| Phil, my dear fellow, don't show YOUR iacs
out Of College for a fortnight at least You
twig? Good.
| "Peruit'e Diyis caetera."
bad barely time to change my dress, to
have my toga and treucher beside me, New
| ton, Eurpldes before me, Optics, Mechanics
and Hydrostatics strewed IN learned profu-
sion around me, when my uncle drove up to
the gate,
Porter, | wish to see MIR P---n; is he in
| his rooms?
Yes, sir, took parcel of Books to him
there ten minutes age'
| This was not the first bouneer tho Essence
OF Truth, as Joseph was known through Col
lege, had told for me, nor the last he was well
paid for.
Reads very hard, dare say?' observed
the Baronet, in his soft winning voice.
J NO doubt Of that, believe, SIR
you audacIous varlet, how dare you lsok
me IN the face and tell mo such a faIsehood!
You know hs lie not in Cambridge
| 'Not IN Cambridge, sisi-as hope-'
| None OF your hopes or fears to me. &hew
naa bis rooms, say, aud show me himself
He had now reached The staircase, and ne
yer shall forget his look ef ostonshmest, Of
MANAGEMENT bordering on increduity, when
cslmly came forward, took hi. hand, and
l~elcomed him TO Cambridge AMY dear sir,
how are youP What lucky wind has blown
yeu hers?'
| What, George! whoe-what-egad, 7
lussi De dreaming
How happy am to see YOU run on
l'How kind ofyeu to come! How well you're
Hooking
'Eh? What? Whers am To- WHY, il
is not possible! Good Lord, how people may
be deceived My dear George, speaking
lrapdly-H met two fellows, in tandem, in
the Haymarket, one of them so much like
you in every particular. that hailed him at
once. The puppy disowned me-aifected TO
make jest of me, and drove off. On my seul
my hair stood on end, and my blood was in
boil drove down directly with four horses
10 tell your tutor, to tell TIE master, to tell the
whole College, that | would have nothing
more to do with you; that would be rsspon-
$50. and di.oWn you forever
/ My dear sir, how siRgular,'
Singular? wonder at perjury no longer.
/ For my part, would have gone TO any Court
of Justice, and have taken my oath it was
YOU never saw such likeness. The air,
, the height the voice, all but the manner. and
THAT was NOT yours. No-Ro-you wouldn't
have treated your old uncle se.'
t How reeiced am that
'Reioicedl So am |. | would not bat
t have been undeceived for thousand guineas.
) Nothing but seeing you here SO quiet, Sc stu
{ di Gus, SO immersed in mathematics, would
: have convinced me. Egad. ! cant tell you
how was started. i had been told some
!! queer stories, to be sure. about your Cam
> bridge etiquette. | heard that two Cam
Y bridge men, one of Trinity tho other OF ST.
e Johns, had met on the top Of Vesuvius, and
5 they thought they knew each other By name
and reputation, yet never having been FERN
- ally introduced like two simplstons they
e looked at each other in silence, and left the
Q mountain separately and without speaking
u And il was only last week that cracked Eel
Ilow.csmmouer, Meadows, showed NE a carl
feature. taken from the life, representing a
Z CaEtab drowning, and another gownsmar
e standing on the brink, exclaiming-'Oal tha
r | had the homer of being introduced to tina
x man that might have taken the liberty t.
Of save him. But-d-n it, thought |, h'
d aever W ould carry ID SO far with his unsls--
- In never heard that your father was ga,
NAV continued he, musing, but as you 81
an in that light tine likeness ia moved IN
ed stantly. Butt is impossible. you kasw IT
impossible. Come. my deer boy, scme, pee
ok |pls Though electrified must dine Whs coal