Daily Richmond Whig. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1828-1831, 1830-08-18

PIERCE multiply four hundred by two-put it down
that's it,
400
By 2
"Twicet nought is one" (Whack whack. T.
Take that illustr ation-is that one." Faith
masther, that's one an one any how; but, Sir, not
be less than nothin." Every good, Sir" "lf wanst
nought be moi him., then twicet nouyht must be come
thin, for it's double what wanst nought is-see how
I'm sthruck for nothin,' an me knows it-hoo! hoo!
hoo!' Get out, you Esculupisn; but IL give you
somethin by andby just to make you reminder that
you know nothin-of wild you to your sate you spal-
peen you-to tell me that there can't be less than
nothin, when it's well known that sporting Squire
OCanter is thousand pounds worse than nothn'."
Paddy Doran, come up TO your Interest. well,
Paddy, what's the Interest of hundred pound, at
five per cent? Boys, some Of you let for pass there
manners, you thieves you"
I'D" DO you mone, masther, per cent per annam7,
I'll say as hundher pounds is to one rear, so is
five per cent per annum."
"Hum--why-what'st the number of the sum Pad
dy'" cts No 4s. Sir!' ('The master steals glance
a the Key to Cough Il only want to look at it in
the Cough, you see, Paddy-an' how dare you give
me such an answer, you big-headcd Ounce. you--go
off an study it. you rascaIly Lillpuan-of wild you
and don't let me see your ugly mug till you know 1t
"Now, ginttemen, for the Classicks; and first for
the Latinaarians: Larry Cassidy, come up wild your
Asop. Larry, you're year at LATIN an l don't
think you know Latin for friSe, what your coat
IL made of Larry. But in the first place Larry, do
you know what a man that teaches classics IS call
ed." "A schoolmaster, SIR" (Whack, whack.l
Take that for your ignorance, you wooden headed
goose you-(whack, whack)- land that to the back
thatl tache you-to call man that teach
es classics schoolmaster. indeed! It's Professor Of
Humanity itself, he is-(whack. whack. whack ,)-ha
you ringader, you; you're as bad as Dick Connell
that no masther in the country could get any good of
IN regard that he put the whole school toge her by the
ears, wherever he be, though the spapeen wouldn't
stand and fight himself Hard fortune To- you! to 90 an
put such an afront upon me; an Professor of HUI
mainly. What's Latin for breeches?" 'Fem-fem-
femnn.' ono, it's not, Sir; that's Latin for woman
Femora-' Can you do it," Don't strike me- Sir
don't strike me. Sir, an will" Il say, can you de-
IT." "Femornli'--(whack, whack, whack, -".Al
Sir! an Sir! it's femorali-ah, Sir" "This threate
ment to Professor of Humanity-(whack whack
whack, whack; kick kick, kick thump, thump, thump
cuff, cuff, cufdriyes him head over heels his seat
Now Sir, maybe you'll have Latin for breaches
again, or, by my sowl, if you don't, you must strip
and III teach you what Professor of Humanity is!
STUMP CANDIDATE
We have received the following published Taila
hasa, from gentleman who procured it at that place. He
that tho candidate Dsvd Budo son Of the erea
Isaiah Bardo, fish Catcher &c." actually elected cap
tain OF the bloody 7h regiment Florida line We pre.
sumo the edoubable Captain ranks the Col Pluck of TIT
South.
ITO THE CITIZENS
TALLAHASSEE.
1~' 8 bA e 6s1 sSEp ssa' l.
"Fonerly Of the State Of Mem York. the Grea, sa
an Bnrdo, of the Gig Of Neo York, FISH CATCHER tt
his Exceeney the Governor Of that Great State,
re,dent Of TaahassDo, hereby declare that am a cam
oidae for the Capaincy in the 9Th Regiment of Florida Mill
a and do think myself we'll qualified fill that station upor
following grounds viz Having fought hled and died If
the as American War, and retired from the battlefield of
esns with honor TO myself and county, certificates from
General jackson, Gaines and Carol of bravery skill
aud undoubted VERACITY Also having killed Genera
paehinghau keene and mortay Gibbs
Is pound ball. ,ohieh caught in nv teeth hn IN the act Of
taxing lille old RYE Now, Fellow Citzens; myself and
"hoe Army can testify the fact that had been 70
great eH:r'ion', Gen Jackson would have been taken
ana the whole army destroyed II il amt fact wish
De choked with Mus Mellon. Fellow citizens, have alst
peen instrumental in relieving this country from the Spans
ioke Myself and three Indians took Fort ST. Marks SPlKB[
the GUNS and DEVOURED the KITCHEN Now then, fell
low CITIZENS With many other services rendered my country
s9nally beneficial. but tedious MENTION lay m,
claims for this Office before you demand your
Respectfully, your fellow citizen,
"DAYID BURDO."
From The " y. Evening Journal.
lnPRIsoHnLNr DERIVE recommend 70 the speca
consideration Of friends Of the "Barnsabe Lyceum thu
following high authorities in favor Of aboshing this babaou
practice They such will cause them al leas
to pause before they decide in favor of shouc
the question be revived for discussion that nsti
tuition We shall do ourselves the pleasure send Judge
entes able pamphlet upon tn subject, if copy pro