Richmond enquirer. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1815-1867, 1830-07-02

keere,'s name aud sge. instantly nut them on IN.
fo" perhaps have other relatives living with YOU
Wtasel No! wiggnbottom,-none, thank God. I nm,
plagued with nooe male female; and this int. llix nee
will content you, hope.
Wfg. tEntering Theophilus weazei. ,inxI, man. I
ANY servants, sir.
peosel No. no. Dr and .em are al who live in
this house, unless you would take the rats.
Dfg Your employment, sir
Weoset Am l lot genuenan-independeut, and
Vig: Government orders us to return the employ.
! men, sir. r'
Wedsef Government he hanged; il won't lie. N,
hve IN the light OF Heaven, by aud bye; it mean, "a
80 'ne expense OF Keeping spies L suppose, by ma.
S'ug every man spy upon himself Let them find IL
ou'. ~ y
zig. There is penalty, sir. for making evs,ive re-.
turns. would wish TO obgc you, but YOU must no,
blame ma for following my duty. You hav. known
me for long while. Mr. weszei
WeoEei A mans house was formerly his castle; hi,
secrets were hs he paid his taxes and M mr. r..
was required. They'll set up racks. soon. 70 ..,or,
answers TO their questions pay hsif my income in
taxes aud cannot be left quiet III emigra,e-r sell
cat OF the funds, and live abroad.
Zig. will enter, 'lives bv the funds; no employ.
men, Writes II down, Mr. weazrI scarceIy n,,cinr
hum from angry emo,ion.l There is something more,
Wedsef. Tax.tion. Wigginbo,tom, taxation is the
eau OF all. Ministers are insol-nt from success
,nantt tax me much onger-ril get out Of the way,
Pig There i, something more, sir. had almost for
get to ask your age.
euse'. NY age! so'ood! my age too! Here he
was almost ehoked with angerl
pau.e now ensued. and Mr.. Weazers countenance
changed from red 10 yellow and then TO red az ain with
an expression Of indignation aud rage. Ii was am @.
motion forming climax OF passion; the magnitude of
winch preclud uiterance, and proved il not belong
to the parp dolores Of Horace. 1t must have been
pause like MacduH' = alter he exclaimed,
Did you say a" air ''S oS H Rai kite. alp"
aimo't wished had not made the demand 80 alb.
rupy. AZ length in asubdu,d ton, Of voice the over.
powered Canbatnue said WIG ginbo,,om dom, Know
my age: this business is more than human nature can
o'ar--put me down what you think to be - 1 men
Toned hy and CLEAN Of satisfaction overspre adj hi.
lace "a he added "you gue,s tn. mark wisrnbo..
only two years out; shall no, say which side oil
hliy You shoul have taken"
Heartily iir.d, nut down fory eish': at the same
ume guessing NJ Wesz:rs apparent .a'i.iac,n, tha,
It ought 10 have been four year, more and that the
oacheior 'si' pleasure at having cozened me.
OFFICE HUNTING.-Mr. Paudiny' new work the
Chronicles Of Gotham, contains story entitled IN,
. Politician" from which tn, following /, extracted
The Editor of the Boston Courier says that i. ,ru.
bill. and that the hero in the person of .tou, back
woo 'sman, to he during the lAt winter in J,i
~ attendance upon Congre.s
The Secretary called from his bed early one cold
winter morning. 10 attend TO business Of the utmost
consequence" liz "iound queer, long led man
At least six feet high, with ule appls head long
incue, ard taco critically round rosy az a ripe
cherry" and the following conyer.aiion ensucd.
well, my friend, what situation do You wi.h!'
"hy,y-y / IN not very particular; but some how or
'ther, think shonl like to be- minister don't
mean OF The gospel, but one Of them ministers to To-
eign parts"
"Fm very sorry, very sorry nleed; there ia no Va
fancy just now. Would not netting else srit yon:"
"Why Wy" answered the apple. headed man, "
would not much care il took situation in che of the
departments; would m, much mind ben comptroller
'r an auditor, or smne such thing"
My dear sir I'm sorry, sorry, very sorry in.
Iced, but ii happens unfortunately that all these stua
ions at present filled. WoulI not you tax, some.
hing else?"
My friend srokel his chin, anil seemed srug Cling to
ring down the soarngs OF his high ambition the pre-
ent crisis. AT last h. answeared.
"Why-y y-ys-s-; don't care ii get good colec-
orehP, or n'pec,orship, surveyorshp navy agen
", any thing OF ,hat sort"
Really, my COOL Mr.. Phippenny." .aid L. e" re
,re' exceedingly that not only AL these places but
y other plac, OF consequence in The government is at
present occu, ed-Pray think Of something el'e."
lie then, after s,me hesitation, asked for clerk hp
md finally the place Of messenger TO of Il public
NJ no vancancy here, he seemed in vast
'srpeX kitty, and looked all round the room, fixing his
I'VE at length on ne, and Assuring my height from
lad TO foot Az last putting of the droesi looks
hat ever alornsd the face OF man, he said
MiIer. yon and seem 10 he built pretty much
like, haven't you some old clothes you spare''
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