Constitutional Whig. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1824-1832, 1830-08-20

wife and child. and received from, the nars
csls ten sb,i!ngs sterling for each Of his family in
the same parish to which he belonged were SAINT ont
~ the same ship-there were about 200 pessancars
on bonfd the ship, the greater part Of whose ms.
sages were paid by the parish officers that he
ed IN the city Of New York two or three davs az
then came to- sclty paid hs passage out If H.
money given him boye stated; that he is sck ma
unable to abour and all his money is expended and
prays for relief ~ his ~-'s
!, JOHN % WARREN,
Sworn before me this sth mark
day OF August. 1880. - s
JoHs o. Cole, Justice Of the Peace.
AN IRISH SCHOOL.
Pierce Mahon come up wild your multiplication.
rierce multiply four hundred by lwo--put it down
4eo
BY
..r. Iw ice. noughs is one" (Whack whack.
rake that as an illustraton-is that ones" .eFaitb
mas'hef, that's one an one any how; but Sir is NOT
wanst nooght. nothln; now master. sure there can't
De less ihan nothln. Very good, Sir 'lf waust
nougnt DE nothin, then twcet nought must be rome-
thin, for its double what wanst nought is-see hoyg
m sthruck for nothin, an me knows it--hoo hoo.
bno. Get out, you Esculapiep bu, II give you
Sonethsn by -and-by just to make you reminder that
you know nothin'-oH wild you 10 yoar safe Won spal
pecn you-to tell me that there can't be less than
nothin, when it's well kasHp that sporting SQUIRE
o,Gantsr is Thousand pounds worse than nothln'.'
PADDY Doran, Come up to your slnthrest. We'll,
Poddy. what's the inthrest of bundled pound az
i've per cent? Boys, some of you let Jopass there
manners, you thieves you.'
10 you name masther, per cent per annufnp,
To be sure Ido--how do you state its"
"Ill say, as hundher pounds is to one ear 40 s
tive per cent per onDum.
d, iuInM M. my the number Of the sum Pad
the Key Cough L only want to loat gahG *;
the Cough you see, Paddy-an' how dare Won ,o;ve
me such an answer, you big headed Ounce vonEro
or an study It, you rascally Lllputian-off wild Won
and don't let me see your ugly mug till YOU know il
NOW, ganuemen for the C!assicks; and frs, for
The Latinaarians: Larry Cassidy come up wild vour
Asop. Larry, you're year at Latin; an, don,t
thlnK you Know Latin for riSe, what your own coat
Is made of, Larry. But in the first place Larry. do
you Know what a man that teaches classics ia call,
cdr" "A schoolmastef. SIR (Whack, whack.)
" lake that for your ignorance, you wooden headed
goose. you-(whack, whack( land that to the bach
es classics schoomaster indeed. tbs Profssor of
humanity itself, heis--( whack whack whack. l-bais
you rnglader, you you're bad as Dick C,Connell
that no masther in the country could get ~
IN regard that he put the whole schoo bv b
ears wherever he be, thong the spalpeen vonan,t
STAND ana ngh. himself Hard fortune you! to go am
put such an afront upon me; an me Professor f H.,
manly What's Latin for breeches." Fem-fem-..
iesalna. mo, it's ut, Sir that's Latin for woman
Femora--' Can you do it?' Don't strike me Sir.
don't strike me, Sir, an WILL Il saw can Won de-
IT. "Femoral'--(whack, whack whack l-aah
Sir! an Sir It's femorali--ah. Sir" "Ths threata
ment to Professor of Humanity-fwhack wbah
whack, whack; kick, kick kick. thump thump tb,,mn
cuff cuff cu-drlves him head over heels 10 his scat
Nov Sir, maybe you'll have Latin for hreecbss,
again. or, by my sowl, if you DON'T Won y,nat ., ~;
ano Ii each you what Professor of Hpmanifv no,