Constitutional Whig. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1824-1832, 1830-07-09
ToYruE. Ep1roas OF rnr XVu,c

the country they are forwarded 20 you, to DISPOSE
your contemporary Editor, Iwould state. thew ~a,,
not composed by "GentLcnan in the ncirhborbood .
Richmond" who ha. already in one or two nst.nco
been charged with the malfeasance of others. nm,
who has been guilty of the heinous crime. in RI,
knchie's opinion, of believing Henry CLAW. to he
true patriot and an injured man. AS the "ecntienr,
has been stript of his plumes by the Editor tbe On
qurer IN the logical conclusion that he could not b,
distinguished because he was not known r.
be distinguished gentleman, we are perv. mar,
sorry to inform Mr.. Ritchie that he is no writer
which we can prove by conclusive evidence. w,
nave been informed on the most undoubted authority
That the Enquirer, nor even the Sirius who ilum;nc
1t, have ever been heard of in Terra del Fucgo Pat
agonIa or Monomatapa. 1t is even doubted by son,n
whether his sublime discoveries in history, lIT,nni
ball have ever reached Abyssinia.
IT Mr. Richie is not known as a writer in tbes.
primitive regions. they must necessarily draw The
conclusion, that he is turiter, and if no write
there, be is no writer elsewhere. or at all.
HANOVER, July 7th 1880
virginia The land Of our afcctions--AIav she
speedily emancipate herself from the dominion of J
oand OF aspiring arisocrats and the dictum of wea
.her COCK Editor, al resume her former rank a.
nongst her sister States.
PATRIOTISM exemplifed, or modern appointments
hiessrs Pest and Lee, by the "grearest mud best,
dr'e patriots we, for he it Understood
=, 49, we tgf our country for countIy's good
Poiitical HarlequinsN RitcIe Woodbury.
and Green---Phe country must allow they are admira
BILE performers.
Henry Clay---The ornament and friend Of man
though hanished from the service of his country vet
More true joy the exl'd Henry feels
Than Andrew with Senate his heels.
The molcrn Cassandra--sH!s election will he
curse to the country
The ghost of the bargain and coalition etory---It
answered the purposes for which it was intended
posterlty will give the inventors and their
due credit for the base invention.
Inc 18th Auditor-uonest Iaro thou hast n devil
but beware of perjury.
Our present Prcsident--Hc exemplities 4iberius'
sentiments--"so they fear me never mini e .ha !.
hate me- S w
hr; Kitchie---Phe organ of the Richmond Junto
Whether WI Roman or Poiestan. SIS Gil The Throne,
The thinking Secretary.
Nay more-if ignorance be bliss
Jackson Observation-Disclosures from often
ard then traducing the character to justify the re-
Phe President of the United Statess-We respect
the cthce but not the incumbent.
The Trio-Green, Webb, and Riteh;e-Tb.
Mnnchauson, the Falsaf, and the Vicar of Bray. of
the New World.
Prue Repubicans-The obsequious friends of the
Administration, the gothic whole hog JacksoniaDs-
whihg TO approve every measure however evil
every appointment however disgraceful-and to
SANCTION prescription for opinions sake.
Inc Editor of the Enquirer--Verite sans peur-
truth withour fear'-Without fear of being rival
led IN political nconsistency-ever true to the ms,
jority M
The Secretary of Statc-The intriguing aspirsnt
for the Presidential Chair; may he find from, the fail
ure OF his willy schemes, that s.honesty is the best
policy" 49,
The Secretary of War-Found guilty by select
jury of grammarians of the most wanton and borba
rous outTages on his mother tongue-May he be
dismissed from Office and consigned to the care and
custody OF the schoomaster and bound over TO keen
the peace on behalf of the Kings English.
The Mls,ake-"'rhe Second Washington ssI ae-
cuse him of deception and inustice"-MIrs Barney.
Query-Ihe Second Ieffies.
John Randolph, Ambassador Extraordinary to
hnssla-Ihe modern Zolus. every man has his |
prlce" Sir Robert Walpole.
executive Smuggling-See NJ. III. Noah
Miles King-He has crowned himself with mad. |
Ing gory--he has come from the fiery trial pure and
unalioyed.-the scorpion Kendall in aimnp tn stino
his antagonist has struck the poisoned weapon into
his own body
Amos Kendal-IIe has already thouqh vorn, !,
years elevated himself to inaccessible and unap
pfoachabie distinction lnfamy-lie the great Bayes
none but himself can be his parallel"
Isaac Hill--The infamous ssnderer--,he J,eren
ore OF the Jackson party-The Jewish rabble desir-
ed thIef and murderer, rather than the most exalted
ana MODEST OF human beings, to be given them
Webb and Green-They would have performed
life the tragedy of the Kilkenny cats, a. their late
meeting "They were scurvy knaves nv lord, fit
food for gunpowdeI.' ~
Prosc'1PtIon "A courtier enquirng one day if
o"i,'au was aiohe, MS attendant sarcasticaly
wcred, " e3 there is not much as hy with him.
Andrew Jackson, President--Proscript,on Is
the acme OF tyranny, and might be allowed in impe-
RAJ Rome III Nero Tiherus but il is ont of il.
clement IN Democratic Repubic---we wish him
speedy exit from public cares O lam sniis
The Press--lts purity is public conccrn-its in
dependence will not be preserved by corruptDg and
rewarding its conductors.
Fhe Jackson Party-
"Hack spirits and While,
Blue spirits and grey
Hlinele uiingle, lningie,
You that mng'c may"
" All Democrats "dyed in the wool
LIEUTENANT WEBB--
fafsgt y slew one hundred men in hour, by ST.
Dnnsters clock as ! man.
Prince Thou lest, thou burly kpave.
FalstqG.-'Trs my vocation,-tIsi"
Ft1Aeyy---the ''Grcatest and Best - Comnodus
valued himself on his skill in archery. AS proof of
1.-THE one day ordered the of one of his officers to
I'd against the side of the m; he drew his bow
ana declaring that he aimed at the heart, exami