Wheeling compiler. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [i.e. W. Va.]) 1829-1831, 1830-03-03

q ONiCtll--iu WHICH LneTe has
been 50 much roaring, and so much Gilt
tering Inarms, on the Western plains, Eor
near fourteen years.
d rs { been observed that all the prom
meat c,gs' most distinguished in the late
grand hunt ofihe Kentuckv B;son. AM
no hai hrsi throsted the game. or sank
ineir itngs deepest into the TANKS or his
Sides or hung heaviest on his tail. have
been well heshod and raised to the oeerage
among dogsl Was it noted that-"tIis IS
he rad TO ByzqatiQa2o
Or has the Palace Constable been on the
rounds, and with his familiar tap on the
shoulder, given an intimation of an expec
taton that new bond and security for ad
heslon and fidelity would be sent up to tie
White Houses
] would bit, rather than give the addr
heads IF that stab, and that renupeir
It was an ungrateful stab, for but Cor
the BADNESS Of the assailed, there would
have oenRO opportunity 70 have introduce
ed the Graduation Bill! There would
have been 40 opportunity, after riding the
noble spirited Kentucky steed. until. sur.
rounded and hamstrUug by the Catalines of
the day, he stumbled 10 the fall. of leapip0
with a true circus somerset upon the back
of the parallel and winning horse, and 90.
ing on and claiming the stakes! Are these
paid or are they still in Pospectl Was
1t adiudged fair riding or gross iockeying!
The assaIled stands to the assailant IN
the relation of Action to his dogs. that IN
ieelingly pulled down and deyoured their
master who had kindly fed thsm with his
handsl
The minority in the West stand to the
assalant 10 the relation Of the husbandman
TO the adder found chilled at his door and
when brought in and sufficiently warmed,
suddenly threw itself into coil, and stung
the tavorte son of It's benefactor!
We found the assailant of our characters
and our motives. d scrubby political scion:
s. thought 1t fruit bearing species. We
nourshed It and.t grew, when lol 1t proved
. political Boan Upas, and blighted and
desolated all for miles around It's steml
Not content with the triumphs past, the
assallaut Of our characters and motives has
drawn upon his Imagination, and exuteS
IN anticipation over the triumphs Of 1852
with a semi-barbarian insolence ofioy that
might have suited the age of Sawarow;
but which the modern Nichols or Deblsch
at Adrianoplg w'Ud have repressed or
punished lad Il been INDUCED over a tal
len Turk
lie has amused his audiences ~ this
heaire, with description of the minority
again defeated, dIscomfitted and flying
aye, flying, and measuring their double
mileage DER the earth-leaving their fe-
males far behind to the magnammity of
hen onquerIng hero a comug!-And even
,ounseis our ladies' not to 90 with US to the
war, nor risk their ''little feet" on such
-oul, with such protractors as vel
ladvise them not to risk their Jewels 20
he magnanimty Of such 0onquerlng ne
20; they may be lost IN the prairie grass &
never found
Whence this insolent idea Of our flying |
and leaving our ladiesl We never fed
either from public enemies, or from do
nestle Catalines.
But supposing our abandoned ladies' o.
Yercome by such conquering hero. IN
has right hand he holds an old New Eng.
laid grandmother, a prisoner to be led to
tbs stake-outraged in the feelings Of her
huband and son, her brother or father.
Utler his left arm he holds that beautiful
cure and somewhat watery nymph, the riy-
erRoanoke, whom, ever an anon, he car |
ejes and kisses and hugs!
Ladies are not much depressed with the |
lBs of an election. They are said to be
lquistiye; and much given to feeling their
bmocracy stirring within them. They de-
band the reason of malreating the New
England grandmother prisoner. lie tells |
hem she IS convicted before him, on the
testimony Of old musiy journals, and be-
trayed private correspondence, OF a suspi
ciou Of having thought, some ninety five
years ago, that at the range OF the Allegha-
MES would be a good western boundary 10
he on the Atlantic coast, and that the od
political witch shall 60 TO the stake. The
ladies demand, if his beautiful nymph IN
der his arm does not even now hold a sim
liar opinion and vote against the admission
Of any new state 10 the Vest Oh yes
ladies, but OmiRa uindh amor love my
nyuph 50 much!
Then comes she scratching scene. The
aides Ay IN the face OF the conquering he
.o-release the Yankee prisoner, and even
ct loose the outrv nymph under bis left
rn. to 90 home, or run up a tree, a. vii
ard pleasure. 30,
And there will end the triumph Of l73%
and there will commence the litiga'lng
scene ofScratchee plaintiff, versus ccrl'c ~
n ct exorem, defendants, which J sigu
lave your imagination to report. sin'py