Martinsburg gazette and public advertiser. [volume] (Martinsburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1826-1833, 1830-05-20
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--haynt slept wink (auhige tb that every
body tells whCa lsey have been disturbed du-
ring part Of the nlsnt: II IL does the heartr
no harm, and there Is no fear OF discovery
'hsF at slept wiuk--cEcok swollen, head
ache feel the deuce
'iatr You tried j hot brick ard vinegarp'
No. returned |, stlll stragglag Tor utter
ance against tue otsEuctionswhioh bound my
moudl,tud nose. 4 hatl'ed my feet, held hrati~
~ N 10y mouth. and covered my head with
hot flannel
'Poohl nonsense brandy indeed nothing
worss tof the tecu than brandy. The others
decay, TOO, as quick again. | i tell you how
TO cure your too,laeiie. My wife had the
teotliacle Just 80 You have, and made h>r
wash behind her ears With cold water every
morning Tor week. Try it. Its certain
cure
= VII; good morning.
Went into mv flisud Ms Office. There
were Mrs ii. the poet Fir 7 the lsNyer, Col,
> aud young doctor T 81 fine fellows, and
excellent iil0nas ui lsiHe, oul.I cure lac Il
they could
'Ah, how do you doo how are yoa9'
Good morning. Eaatlenen.'
w by, what tie maner?
Got TIE toOtbaehc--iaee swtlied IN as
large As goose egg Look kere--Lav at sleps
these Two rights
Have yo,, tired hot onion applied OUT
wara'yP 1ou masf squeeze it III flannel
bag, and keep 1t close TO tle eheel. It's tho
only cure, and a certain one. My eouzin was
relieved OF horri,i tuo,hache by it,.
IN try IT, said t.
Take al OF cIoyes,' said lawyer Il. that'a
the best thing 10 the world
Il can tell you an ilsl.ibie remedy for tho
toothache,' observed my frlenu she Colonel.
Take o table spoonful II brandy. and iour
g bic spooasiul 81 .inaer. mix IL uF we'll With
two zen sPooBslnl oil mustard. urap Your
head up ia aannel, 30 10 bed, put a couple
Of hot bricks to your feet, and keep on ihs
poutice till it takes the skin oH.---lou II no
yer have the toothaohe asaIn as long as YOU
live
A little while afterwards tooth siiIl ach-
lng-l sat over my desk ~ brown study
My two friends b. anu w walked ia
'liow do YOU thls mornlng! What's the
matter with your iacea
The toothacLe--bsd it all all night--no
sleep-look like fright
Hand iae that pen, said w. Ill give you
a cure. Take oil n,.ri dalcis, so much, and
alaaf puie so much
Horrible. said h. Il tried that once, and 10
screwed my face all out Of joint. Have YOU
tried the rapour bath9
No,
Il niil,' said T.
We were interrupted By Mr.. l.. Tie is one
OF your plain eolnuol sense sort OF peope:
precllcabie. Gixea III his own opinions. little
Ineline4 10 sloicisnI, with a dash OF savage
philosophy, partly affected 10 hide tender
feelings, and about six feet and one irSh Ii. b
without his shoes.
sNl hats the matter with your fsees' inqis-
red be.
'Ioo;hacie, said / it's all swellcd-kceps
me awake and
Try my nstris dtleiS, and alum pub said
w.
Curse your nifYis dslcis and alum pufu.'
said l.. there is but one cure ior tue tooth-
ache, and that's sure one
looked tremhlingly ~; he had lis great
square fis; doubled, as il he helu sosnethiDg
IN ms hands; he raised il to has mouth, and
uproo,ing Some huge doaale grinder with
three tilyergag prongs Ny fsiends were si-
lent, turned little puIe tie saw sshas -
impression he had made, and With deter
mined grin that went TO the very soul, ho
bSnled out-'Oui With you fool, AID there .
an end It's worth all the nttrts dtsicls, and
alum ptlic 10 the universe
There was melancholy truth IN what he
remarked. II sunk into my heart; naaie up
nly mind. and when my worthy advisers leis
me, | walked around TO MIR LIS staid atoue
FIVE minutes. and to eoniess the truth, hasA
had plcasanter moments, but the 'mpstuous
couFscrs Of time dashed ca, aud came ous
the happest OF MEN.
The TgpogroYher.- An invention, exhiiit-
ing considerable ingenuity, though simpse in
lis operation has been patent u Sir. w 4