Delaware gazette and American watchman. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1828-1837, 1830-12-14

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es il at hand, when he hurfies back into
the mouth of the furnace, TO eaeort
thence "the Chaste, the fair. the expreE-
sive she."
As the wary angler throws in his silk-
en- line and delicate houk To catch the
funny tribe, 50 Others by distant hints and
gentle innepdus feel their way, and
m Ike their passion kn0wni for Womens
I Ike fish. acquire different bats, and ike
.hein will rot bite at the same in all sea-
snns and il DISPLAYS. perhaps, the nie-
Ell proficiency in 1.-THE art Of luVe,n to
hacerta'n that which is best suited 10 our
'ari5hs ta4les. Some, indeed, likeENd-
gems o'e easily eaoght--ssHe Sss To be-
tcklcd like trout some like uackArsI.
are ntlraetedby bit Of red ctoth--for
sumo the hpok must be baited vita
4 ail et"--while others will onlF catch
a the substantial good, and ,herfnra
when landed on the bank of matrimp-
ny. never feel like fish out Of sUGisr.
Your Miss, just emerged from this
l'academy." i all for pdtkes, hssEls,
daIt-, and flames. The lover, who il in
necessary should be of the first order
Of line forms, "must sigh like paViOus"
Vow she is IN angel --psn sonnets 10
her cyebrows---repeAt scraps from Lord
Byron and MIR. VI ore--and have the
d,ost pathetic passages Of the last new
nnyel by heart. Then fall 8t her feet,
protest eternal consfancy and DEVOTION
and swear he is her willing Slaysf-~hgt
,remem6es, young Iadies,
The lumblspl lover, when he lowest lies,
Eut sioops to conquer, Aad but kneelS to rises
We now come TO the important point
Of making al efer--sD important, that
have knOSn sOme who have been years
before they could "screw their courage
to the sticking place,' orhers, indeed, We
have heard oil, who have popped the CUES.
ton upon very shut HcqusintnncsB
lave! andi,.ye the knot tied wilkins
little month";" or "ere those pumps were
Old" in With he led her through tho
gaiopade. like Euphrusyne, all smilea.
Spme bold aud tauntless heroes are not
to be repulSsd-<a refusal TO them ecss
as a stiaOius--aiL dpspsrondum," say
ihey--at her sgaii--and in lose's rsgise
tier are recorded matches, where tbs sai-
lt~s, stsswssl,8ss tsiectiaua. has carried
I bis poihtntIast.
was nbce company with 4 gentIss
imam who ! Imagined, held the post "
'Ih1ancier IN the Cabinstt Of Yenps; thiA
,Cyprian Cocker pronounced, that q only
one man Ia twenty mArries the woman
he is il love With" II E,ast be cnnsid.
cred, like sumo Of Mr.. Hume's, rather
nice calculation hut his logic, his ell.
uqueucs, aud HE Seienee IN numbers
Ike this great statesnsh's, were 90 cun-
elusive. that at the end of long and ans
mated debate, was obliged to sede tina
. point.
=. In reviewing the many incsA,ivss that
. lead 10 cpurtship, perhapa, we ought first
i to descent Oh beauty. But what 10
i beauty p .who shall descile, when
each eye forms its 0wnf Happy loe
our species thst il ID So; as otherwiss one
sex would BE- continually pulling eaPsp
: and the other, cutting thtonts!
+" Female Charms. like Adjeetives, admit
J Of different degrees OF comparisons
!, thus pretty may be considered the posi-
itirC!- handsome, the comparative r.
and beautiful. the sErtTtotiee &! ~
Although tie htight blaze Of beauty
may sometimes be the torch which leads
" our beaux to the hymenesl altar, yet I
: fear the dazzling glare Of money--flthy
y mOhey--is too often the lOadstar that
y attracts theui. II you hear now o'daya
i of man about to enter the holy state,
= the lirs, question asked is--not 20 ath0aa
= he is TO be unit.d--but--tU har mHch .
Ia fact, our sovereign eharms ara nov
a days computed by her soVersiga geld
y thus, as Hudibras has il,
/, "Love passions are like parablea
BY hich men sill mean something slss.
= Tho love 30 all the worlds Prelenca,
u Moneys The hydrologic sense,
The real substance ofthe shadow,
Which all uJdresS and courishipS Paitto."
blush while acknowledge thar my
q own sex are but too apt to be thus led
away, and 20 consider esta5liskmsnt,
Irqaipgge, jet7sts and rank as the ehiS
, Iso0d.
. 7 lis these that early tain. the female soul.
!, Instruct the eyes sfyoung eoqueties to roll
4. Teach infant checks hidden blush to knexr
And little heSrta TO futtsr Al beau.
5 Numerous are the matches formed "a
) the basis Of convenience, but never can
a ese couples be said TO tread in skn
aowery paths of love, though they nay
i escape the thOrny ways Of disgust. os tha
d barren plains of indifference. Thus the
i old man, conveniently nsrrisr his taa~