Phenix gazette. [volume] (Alexandria [D.C.]) 1825-1833, 1829-07-14
From the Boston Bullettin.)

| ONCE tne departure oil Mr.. surveyor Moan
from the pains aud perplrxites Of editorship,
the merriest wight remaining among the scrib-
bling fraternity, is Dsniels, OF the Camden c..
| c. Journal. This man is full Of ryghte wi,tie
comedies and oddities. To Judge Of him by
| his paper, one would imagine. that in physical
appearance he might be complete personi6-
cation of fan and fa,ucss--a very Momu,, with
. mouth perpelually stretched, and a stomach
e,rrnally quakiDg viii, laughter. Yet on The
contrary, he is one Of the most sedaie looking
little bipeds That ever figured in the conrt Of
mirlh-hs phz, when we saw il, was perfect
| epIiome OF seriousness-gravi'y OF the mos,
ponderous sort, hung upon his aspect, bu, this
heavy and somnolrn, property does by No
means reach hi, quill The last numb Of
his paper is filed with facciis, of which the
| following are specimens
| .4warm subject I'VE are ha, ing about these
davs genuine Anti. Tariff weather: for none Of
this fabric vas ever manufactured north Of The
Potomac. lis very true that the mercury
sometimes indicates higher temperature; for
We have seen il up % lo2 IL old Nv England;
but the mercury in Fahrennei.'s thermometer
6bs abominably sometimes. This blessed
| thur day OF ours would prove il in any unpre-
JUDGED court of competen, jurisdictions; for i,
r fuse, 10 rus To any thing like nc altitude 10
ich we have frequently seen l. mount in
New York. md yet is very different md Of
Weather Let these Yankees experience two or
| tn &c weeks of Continuous IN; weaiher, nigh,
aud day, until the bedsread posts To which they
$ me i'm. pu out their hand u tr.l some; hing
col, M k them star like iaylnr's apprentice
| tue H. S, time he touches ho goose, AID they
will have some knowledge OF heat Oh. we
would ourselves give any price short OF pound
OF ICE, for u few niuucS reCre alton at tn far
| nacc Of New York s,eamhoat-,here would
he something SO rsfriSeraiing about il, VIVA,
ill-uatured mas fl was it that h,st brsiowed on
rs South Carolinian> he "p'the, shot headed"
He ought 10 be bak d IN Monsieur Chaubcrt's
oven ill tina, eminent fire eater came out blow.
ing his Gagers- There is most cruel impiety
in ,alking abou' our hot headsCuesS. We ar,
the coolest headed people under heaven, consi
derine the caloric We live in Talk abou Deo
PEA s KsP'" Isou n take he temper "Gi Of Eo
p.rs' best "casI steel" and there l. no way 10
pu, il back again hut BY a jump INFO Cap'a'n
| Careers mil,-nond-a medy we Lave tired so
often lately, Ma, we bave become case hnraenea
! By the way, this latter Circumstance l. lucky
! 70. the wafer there l. getting so hot that man
| would otherwise coax III IL IN less lime ina" 4
| would take 10 boil ii corn dumping Let us
hear no more about hot weather IN New .rk
/ y
recsutl, become exceedingly rife all about The
country, and should /, brt ak Out among as. ''e
was. our h ends Of he Blame. We haze airr,
Dis denounced the Camden dogs and we hereby
once more denounCt them, as The most aume>
rous, the noisiesl. and most BLACKBOARD set OF
vsp bonds tina, ever wrre co'lectyd in town
&C thi, sig upon the fa:e Of The earth Should
| his hot weather produce madness among lhen,
as il IS as likely 20 do here as elsewhere, our
wa,,bv Town c uncil will wish they bad TAX II
ne ,uvic. W ich we intend al this very moment
| T. volunteer. Order every useless rase al, who
| otowls about cur streets an'ghts, 10 he sn"'
| rofthwith They dom come near enough t."
our " indnw sine" The lac threat, or We wouiint
val, for mouirirai liberty to lake gentleman
| ~ sa,isr,cti Of them Il istoo Dad 10 roast
undes e5 degrees Of Farerhei,'s ,hs'mome0r
through tne day, and thea be yeiP d 10 death
| at n'gnr
! tHAxox FOR THE DENTISTS The Maceles
field ,ilk w,avers io England, have inserted -
| sd ,er, isemenr the newspapers, IN which tn
Offer tarir teeth for sale; having, hey saw IN
these n .rd tines no far her Us, for them. Poor
fellows, unless the Dimes gov better. we a't
afraid thew will srarve IL "spiir OF their teeth.
Their case is almost as Gc2torabl; as iha' OF
he London Alderman, VINO offered ST. Tor a
e. RS appetite, and we wish he and some
E these we AYERS could exchange places shor'
time.