Phenix gazette. [volume] (Alexandria [D.C.]) 1825-1833, 1829-10-23
PLo,a the Neo York Truth Teller.
HO X,N(, BY OLES ALE.
7oJvp COTrRTy M3RyHiLSEA, DUBLIN.

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custody merely on suspicion of debt, and
while waking with him through The front
yad. wi,ne ssrd a I,nghabl and rxraordiaa-
~ scene olonri o., al elderly grntie-
man. and TO mr. ly one Of the knights OF the
shire, hs, been Tor som year, an inmate Of the
Marshslssa Wha'rvcr 81 i'm he might nave
had to be,uty in his younger days has long
since p IS away; and, joined 10 ina ra-
tner unpre 30 rses>ing counisnancr, his temper
i. not over philosophical He is fond however
| of hard living, and has the bump oil Iomna-
,iv,ness S strongly dew" "ped Us most OF MS
,upnaclou. countrymen; h. rs. moreover,
| some thing Of wit, and prIde> h MI on he
facility he possesses Of lei-'nt III Guns But
L, my story: thr Coinr'l as >''ndIng. win
few of his { How b ,r!eIS. near he gaze,
when carter was introdu I'd |" MIN,
have brought thu wine, sir" sad h. man,
making d low bow wv ha' wine why
the p,pr Of elaret your Honour, rom Mr..
While rs OILY ,ak-n out OF BIO d 'o'day
and here's the fr. eipt your honUur, watch
YOU bid be sen :" :" Your m.s,er my 90 ID
irllow, hos been imposed on: | s'nt for no
wife but as h. his akrn l. out OF bond md
sent il to the house bon1age. YOU may leave
it here, anG I'll nay lin with post o6n bono,
| -" II. bid me lak' nolhrg bni AK notes or
cash." said thr man, d" and mus ney ms ,r
ders. -" Do your du'y hen, ST." said IN.
Colonel; and he man dep r,ed. He had s. arce-
" closed he gaze, when Ole of Me,srs. k"a-
hams clerks C, me- in. -" The pune heon Of WINS
key has arrived, sir," said he, land in tonse
qurnce OF tie quan ily you ordered, thr house
has aiken # t p"noe gallon in The price
| 10 eng ged five years old, and hsr's he re-
cecrip, "-"You msy tell your employers,
young m n. mat hey have bee" hoaxed |; ou'
| if you'll lake bill at twelve months, renewa-
bile forever, l have no objection wh"ttvrr TO
give my friends "a 'e of your nectar lie
| scribe smiled, made bow, and stau' 6 he would
tell the finn, Withdrew. Two por'ers mex
anne in, sweating under a huge baske', and IN
CURED for Colonel O.. He immediately
| ,ccos ed them with, " w I'll BOYS, what Tie de-
vii have YOU got there -" rh- dinner, your
! honour, ord- red from Nh Dooey' ,nd Il
ner cargo Of belly timber never CAM out oil tht
Erin T,veru. Every article is Covered over
with tin cases, and I'll engage they're all pip
ing ho,."-" Very we'll, my good fellow;
know Mr. Dol y; he Ike ps "a" tx ellen house
Y u may Sc down your load; here's sh'i'
ing to get a glass, and call tomorrow Tor the
| b skr -" God bless your fonoui; Away
ueard you were gentleman = and as hr f"b'
brd the smiling, he 2resrn ed tn" receipt, IN
wi the Colonel WIS made DR.. 10 10 n Dro-
lev for ham, a tohgus, breast OF veal, a
salmon, eight CHI kens, four roast duck, a
oeeistake pie and three Holsters, with cheese,
SC & hav'n't less than fifty pound
note abnu' me- said the ex m~m oeI; Blu
coll :n.mnrrow, and RI settle "ith y1'-
| The man replied his directions were p reInp-
tory; he was to get ash. bring back the
toad and, with much diff "ly, the load wa
brpueh, back. Another porCer entered, hi,
back ben, undrr the weign, Of hug ba>kr
of groceries from Nessr Smy rs, The first
hing he presented vas The dreaded receipt.
win YOU take my |. O. ," said the Co one
l. | can't, your ono, ;" said tn. man. " hen,
m, if IFotDs You any hing; don't case
fig for your grpc.'ics, so b. off :" AT ~ the
depar ure OF the poriers, Two Reporters rn'rrrd,
aud inquired for Colon.l .. Al your servi, e
gent, me", wha' may he your busines>!' " Tue
cunspra v ,ir; we came abou' the conspira-
"" Wa, conspiracy" "Why, sir, ire
AFRO ious conspiracy TO murder you My
God gentlemen, what do YOU m an Who
are the villains? | alw-y, hough' VS. sur.
rounded by sssa SINS. Are you peace nfficsrs
For the love If Heaven tell me- al abou i,n'
The Rrpor ers, viien'ly astonished At hi, ig'
norance If their bushes. mentioned tina, ,tey
were g ntlemen Of he Pr IS, and had come
from their respective "fficts IT, Consequence #
notes he had addressed TO their Editors, on the
subject Of an al ocious conspiracy which he
| prisoners had formed to murd'r him. The
Colonel. with g'ear delight. ms anily roarrd
out, BY c., you're done TOO! rs all hum
bug; ! believe there's d couspi acv to h ak he
public, and snnov me-b t that's all. No NUT
der, gentlemen, / assure you-no murder; Pm
delighted at your disappointment; YER SO
happy IN all my life hop. you'l give faith
fuI report Of the bloody conspiracy, &c. Good
/ bye g-,lI men, good bye. Ha! who have we
got her, % Eies uons. Monsieur ke Colonel
O-9" "Ys." En-, 6,en donc Jt suns 10
Pc.nq,ier; je viens de Monsieur Bnssegeio pour
copper R poll de Monsieur re Colonel" "l'li tel
yon what, y u b'bnrous looking ,cound'rl, 'fI
you a',empr TO c" y nar I'll 'ui your skull
so Cut # foHe de smife; aud tie P.ruqoier
was ms an'ly hors de cue While he sp'c,a-
roIs were Laughing 81 th- Fre"chma precipi-