Phenix gazette. [volume] (Alexandria [D.C.]) 1825-1833, 1829-07-29

his stage phraseology; his boots he calls his
socks and buskin, his bell the prnmpter' he
has his preen-room, private boxes, &c. &c
Mr. Mathews bespeaks an entertainment oi
good eatabIes. The company are all eager TO
see the London papers, and a member s. Odds
well Mr.. Mer,inglon for their delay. Mr.. Ma.
thews e Newspapers, Bob, are the pabuIum OF
life they contain every thing: Marriages for
maids, christenings Tor married ladies, deaths
for under. akers, accidents for DOCTORS trials for
LAWYERS, cuuing-up for butchers, and amuse :,
ments for every body We have now good
song respecting news pspers, and Afterwards
debate in tie Reading Club, in which Mr. Ma
thews' versatility is excellent, " alter, where S
the Sum- the Sun is nevef ou', Sir, until
night The Morning Journal then we
pet that in the evening, Sir Who's got the
Starr Never comes here til noon.' Waits
er. give me the Globe Mr. Sno~kes has SCI
fire TO The Clone Whrn that Traveller has
run round the room III thank you for it,
Nv al er, is there such a pape' no" as che m
dependent Whig?' That gen lsman will 'he
bald head has go, il, Sir Give me States
man. 'The Statesman i, lost, Sir 'Go 'h7n
and buy another! there ar plenty to he boug"t'
Waiter, there Is Il mistake in mv bill wait
er. we want on Exam,ner' 'Wha' greasy
Eng!ishmsn his u.s.! sWhen Nh Snip, tive
,si'or. will Sc, the British Press AT liberty, I'll
Thank him for H. Snip was orly looking
If the Government WIRE going i"t ke any re"
meas .r~s.. Mr. Hopkins, your dr"'h was IN
the paper he other day Hopkins I'm vtry
pl,d 10 hearit.' Poor TomkIns is in the Ga
,,te.' sPm now come the end OF The ia
7 Al. al
Literary Gazr,e; ynu'Il never see his name
there A doctor i, now to read the paper pro
bono publ,co Il lever read any thing but acei-
den aud off noes; one good acciden, is worth
twenty leading articles MIR. B Kali, The III
der aker, will read Don, let him; he read,
no hing hui dea hs' Mr. Placement IAN At
torn v: sGcntlemeu, I'll read Watkins vs..
Wilkins. THIS action. Sop, stop,
his professional again A last he Doctor
reads his accidents: During ihr dreadful
slorr,, last Thursday lamp-lighte'. lighting
one of he gas mps on Fl olbornhill. was blown
off MS 'a.' er, and carried TO The amazing dis
tame Of Hat,on Garden. He fell al he door
of No 60, where Macassar Oil continues 10
be sold' Throwing down the paper IN pas
sion. 'Pshaw! A puff "a vile puti-ol Ill
things hate puff. I was never taken IN 81
beror", and never, never will be again. 'Po'
tugal All his is Something j" eresti"g, no
doubt. Reds j. we are credih y Informed,
thai Doa Miguel, owing TO the spirited inter
ference of our Cabinet, and The advice OF his
Council, and particularly Of tn Queen Dowa-
ger, has bubi, ly announced his Geiermina lon
never TO use any thing etse bu, Day Mr'in's
Japan Backing I he enraged doctor. again
caught. VOWS he will noi read another word, aud
the paper is given 10 Mr.. Fowler, dull mat
ter OF. fac, man, who never sees any good IN
Joke. Mr. Fowler in his bass voice aegins 10 reaG
(cro,s rradings,) During 'hr dreadful thunder
S. rm Of Sunday nigrr, the ele, trio fluid enterrd
the ou,-premses of Mr.. vi ikins, IL Reading,
and did considerable damage-noI wi his! anding
large reward ard ins'an pursuit being made,
VI ore ,orry 10 say he william has escaped ap
prrhrn>ion' Mr. Fowler Surprising Reads
ape --'On Tuesday, at Coven'- garden young
sen,l, man sustained the arduous cnaTacIer ot
Hamlct, md performed the ask in fftee" min
u.cs win eas- 8 CON believe . " I'd OF il i'm
possible Reds again,-'Losi on Wednesday.
d beau Iiu small French lap-dog, answering To
he tam OF P,mpey-if he will return his
dlvconsols parents, ne will he joytuIly recri'-
ed. and his Ionduc, forgo,tu' Shocking!
leads a., NJ YES, rd,y. al the Pansh Church
ST Bride Flee tree, Thomas Morganiwas mar
riet 20 Satay jenkins. TIE unhappy:youth be-
havPd with tie 81, a'es' frmne>s during the
.wrui ceremony, aud received he consolation
Of religion wi h les gns,i,n. H. was fine
Young nlan, aged Is and, except N his Instance.
had ne, eI zen known 10 misc onduct himself.
I lis, with cross reauing o! War; Black
ing. being beautiful WASH f,r The arms and u, OK
concludes the merry scene Of The Newspaper
Club