Daily Richmond Whig. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1828-1831, 1829-05-30
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OF the Giccian costume"
THE FIRE IRONS; or, fan,ily 5uarrtis
hr Chose was gravcly reading the original fafen Slow ken.
begins ut sid, Of the fire. Mrs Chose sa, daus an
old wors'cd stocking the other BY accident
MIR Chose show miserable mokrs to gaze on any thing
looks ununionn hc kind cuoushm dear toilet me havho
s,ch at the time, replied give il ynu presently INV love
Nay prythec put ofan once Ills absolutely quite
car" 10 fiddle suck How can you be 90 eo.siycy whim
scah" GLOW dye mean, whimsical" "tiow dye mcan
maam am such ,hms"' "pray don't lut yourself in
such huscr" al tell you am in lus,cr al say sir
passion ~ passion''' ayes sir You are" .rs fs,e
"Ts ir'c' "Niadam, tits such thing "S'icah! do YOU
~oa yoap :%s "a ssS "i n ss
, y1g ..s, Yoa cant" @ heassa; madam" "Ry Heavens.
At n they went ding dong With poker and ,onsS The
he aned the she avcd; Ill, vicuG to Guido each
eclaedh he would no,c with Mrs Chose an hour longer and
Mrs Chose declared ha, she would sleep another night be
meath 'c roof much less i'll the hed "saam said
;hc husband "'ts time should part" '.Wih all my
heart, said the wife "Agrccd" said he "Asreed" echoed
cparaon-being made "mrabile dcsu ;" peace loving strife
9ueins sort of man, no begged the particulars thar
led them to come to such a harsh conclusion He was or
ded TO proceed to business but osnatey persevered in
nj. refusal Addressing himself husband he said
boS pae Rs s :I ss. are rS
reasons for so DOING" "Sir. can't inform you" s'Nla
M CANNOT, 'If this be the case said the pc,ee iaTins
lawyer l venture I" pronounce your quarrel originated in
something so frivolous that both ashamed to own
He urged tho point closely that he at length ex,od the
truth, nor did lie desis, his friendly interference unit, Inc had
inc sausaouon TO reesabish the most perfect harmony
Warned by his friendly admoniions welded couple grew
more circumsPec m their words less agy awaiting their man
nes ant, III Short quite left OF wransl6g aud lived happy
An IRrsH IsSKErPra: a RECENT SKErcH. En-
gtsh Gentleman. Hola--Housc. Landlord. don't
| know any one of that name hercabouts. Gent. Are
you the master of this inn, Land Yes, sir, please
your honor--when my wifes from home Gent
Have you bill Of fare' Land. Yes surely; the
far OF kildorery is next week, and Ballyspugnoane
the week after. Gent. Tut-how are your beds,
Land. Very well, thank you sir Gent Is vour
cellar good? Land. o, never fear that sir! only
want the buyers to make me the seller. Gent. Is
your your port me: La1d. Never finer port in three
Alngaons, SIR than Cork harbor; and sure I'm quite
convenient To x. Gent. Have you any mountain,
Land Yes sir, plenty; the whole country is full of
mountains. Gem. Have you any porter Lind
Have l, is 1t: Ill engage Pat is an excellent nor,er
hen make out any place at all Gent. But moan
porter TO drink. Land Oh, sir, he'd drink the
ocean-not doubt of that. Gent. Have Won any
nsir Land. They call myself an odd fish. Gent
! think so. hope you're no shark Land M sir
indeed; I'm not n lawyer. Gent Have Won nnv
sole' Lnld For your boots aud shoes sir G,ni |
fsna! Have you any plaice' Ldnd. have not cir;
,,ut was promised one. if id only vote the way |
I'D not NJ the last election. Gent Have yuu any
yild-fowR Land. They're tame enough now. for
NAT matter! for they have been killed these ten days
Gent | must sec myself Land. And welcome.
vi l u 'etch you LOOKING glass 10 q minute.
HorT1d Scens.--A horrd scene which Witnessed
It this time made such lively impression on nav
'outful mlnd that the very recollection of IT, even
It tins distance OF time, makes my blood run cold
" men the ort was completely IN our possession and
al hring bad ceased, was in COMPANY of nno,h,r
onicer, stroliing among some buildings which from
heir superior order, appeared to hnv, bclonned to
ne kilIcdar or some fnctionary Of note in the rar
isoll. whcn some groans proceeding from ofthc
nn ~ I
lstonishmen beheld large room full of WON IN man.
d them young and beautiful, dreadfiIly mangIej
most Of them dead, but some still in the apoues of
livery tender every manly feeling ofthc
leart vas shocked at the sight. II could not BE- our
olders that bad done such deed. No! tho snsn,
ION could not be harbored an instant And so il
roved; for on questioning the survivors we learned
nat tie haJPoots; composing the garrison who bad
he'r families with them, finding all hopns OF saving
he place to be IN vain had collected their wives and
iaughlers, and having butchered them in the man
Ter above described sailed forth, with no earthly
nope lett Dut That OF selling their lives dearly.
IueEre Years .DIiliIaTy ldrfHtyre
Il, c~'tsntes Of he Pot O6'ce.-7-A letter passed
through the Post Office lately, post tn lrked "George
own own, %. c. May 9, paid" and superscribcd as
"W-
ant there, send this TO yitoc he's droll chicken
Lockport, Niagara Co."
Just Fober enough 10 put on thc sea-
rms remarkable epistle, doubtless on accom-, oC
inc Importance OF It's contents was seaIed viii b,ce
seals The hrtt bearing the yignette Of dog win
nc motto, "When this dog barks. my friendship
Slun emu. second wgnettc, pnir Of Scissors
OPEN with the motto, ave part 10 meet soan' .,
lhe other we suppose, vas thought vc.y wi,ty Lui
We cannot decrbe IL. ' O''
we nope some agent OF the Temperance Socjcfy
I'll set oil FOR Georgetown without dclay.
~. York Jouc NJ Com.
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boy o 6n years Of age recently sentenced 10 ssy.
Year transportation az htahorhshite (fgan1) Asszcs Gr
stealing watch He commenced liz made ~ Eve ye, e
age ~ '-'' W
az Ludlow tie hauazer on Niobc Theatre ;tey ooo-
aided d. the iDeraliiy of the citizens Of ia, c,y
anoucf larger and Handsome Than te s,i aua W. to
etthe hte Cirruii Corn in Nevlursh " l. John II 90,
80 H nan about 20 years 1f ze was Ga s75 Cr teab
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