Constitutional Whig. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1824-1832, 1829-04-07
1,ONDON POLICE-Uylor HUI


CYNTHIA.
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LONDON POLICE-US1oN HALL
The DpaT and the Pig5facea Lady.-Yesterday
morning much amusement afforded ID the offise
owing to the attendance of dwarf, who had Wake,
through the streets from the caravan where he was
exhibiting to Union Han, followed by an immense
multitude attracted by his diminutive and singular
to the top of which his head did not reach addressed
the Magistrate, saying that the object of his visit
was for the purpose of applying for warrant OF
Summons against Snowman named Stephenson who
cngagcd him to travel about in van, and exhibit
himself to the public. The dwarf said his name was
Lipson, and proceeded to describe the fatigue and
drudgery attendant on the life of placed in his
SITUATION which he declared any thing but en-
yiable Que. His wages were small, being only three
s|illings week, and for that trifng remuneration
for his services he was Obliged to be confined in
sma vehrcle with and his wife, and large
family of sqnalling children; and when it raned the
Water poured through the chnks Of the erazyod car
AVIAN, and almost drowned him together with the rest
OF tho inmates. But this was not all tho inconve-
necce that he had to submit to in the service of Ste
Phefson, who Obliged him to sit check by owl With
the pig faced lady, which he he dwarf considered
20 be- very great degradation, this pig-aced lady
being neither more less than shaved bear; and
MIR. Brvln sometimes took into head to play off some
very rough and uncouth tricks For instance when
ne was seized with hungry tit, nc would not care
wfatuproar he k!ckedup IN the van, and he often and
often directed his fury against the poor dwarf on
these occasions, who has been frequently unler the
neccssity Of jumping out of the vehiee to the dam
ger anal hazard of breaking his neck, to escape the
fury OF her pig faced ladyshp With all these little
!isfortunes, however, said the dwarf, would willing
4y put up ifl was paid my wages regularly; but no.
this has not been the case, and my master is now three
weeks in my debt; and when ask him for my monay
lie refuses 1T, and taunts with not drawing the
public. When drawing contrast between the ser
vices of the gfaced lady and myself master always
gives the preference to the former and it is rather
cutting that more attention should be paid hanin,al
than human cretur.
The Magistrate told the dwarf he must appfv 70
he e0art of Requests aud he left the Office followed
by a mob,
aE LroS-fas told that lion had .,s; Killed an OK and
been shot in the act 1t is the habit the lion seems when
wh his terrible auss press the body down with his paws iii
hjs victim expires The moment he seizcs his prey lion
file Hoetos are aware Of this and on the present occasion
OF the hesmen the spot gum and fired at
his entirely missed him. The ion however, did not
even dsisn to noce the report of the gun but kept a, hold
misssd reloaded again and shot him through the head
tIJton2psoa's Tryrets In Southern a ERICA.
DlrFERssr Curols the TURKS AND EuRorexYs-Au the
Persons saw engaged working manner opposite TO
usage The barber pushed the from hi-pur's
draw TO him. the carpenter contrary reg the saw to
him, for all the teeth were inor pushes him. for
all the teeth set the whilst he laid the s,ones
ours always stands the scribe wtnrc his hand from
.sh. to lefours always writes desk table aud from
Of building We begin at the bottom, ard
finish at the top This house frame of wood which the
Turks began at the top; and the upper finished and
inhabited whilst all below was like lantiorn However
gTd these yo ns may appear they are traits of Turkish
DR. Wais's Journey from Co1stantaopls 10 England
PHlLoLos1cAL ADJUSTMENTS. y writer in t!Eei
Philadelphia Gazette offers the following dialogue
rs sovereign remedy FOR the vicious habit Of some
persons who DO not mind their US aud,rY
Viliam, I Uant my pig,
itch Clr, sir?
ayi,r inf no ID,
st Vensday gas Ucek vcn cent to the yidow Tad-
dies bedding.
I'm srery much t2excd at your rruIgar pronuncia-i
tfon Mr.. UaltcntiHc. You should say tritr NOT VIC
But If you are going 1Clsiting, you had better take
your 'oel-cct cap you had at the LASS meeting oil
tie 4oestry.
Vife, yo are always vdrrying me with your criti-E
Csm upon my lords. I'm not going aoisi,inU brt !
am going to take galk along the garves and ronpdi
Washington Square, and perhaps shall u, as far is
the Tater FORKS.
A.tlic dinner Of the Welsh meeting few DAYS AGO.
at Philadelphia the following taIsts wer, oiycn .
y gwyE IN erbyn byd.
M6rchcd Cymru nj diflannu ei Rlosynocn trwv
drawsbanniad mewn tr Pellehnig.
The society separated at an early hour.
~'Hewn undeb brawdgarwch."
JsEFvL REMARKS.
y.tiue ''-Fp' "'"''''
lie that spys inipuity shall reap sofrov.
Our physical wel being, moral worth our social happ
MSS our political tranquility, all depend on that control all
our sppeues and passions which The ancents designed by the
lie who lies under tie dominion any one vice must expect
be diseased; if uzrious to die beinnesp '' 10
Doing s0o i"e 0uy Certainly happy action mans ill.,
lSlr p Sidacy I
liany years ago, when law was oso, into tie Assemble
hne person VITO did "kcep holy the Sabbath day
IN Mitchell sid # they made any Of the ten comnan
tie law ofthe iand, he for king them ali so and
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