Daily Richmond Whig. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1828-1831, 1829-04-07
LONDON poI,ICE-IJS,o, H.,


CYNTHIA.
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LONDON POLICE-UsioS HAIL.
TIE Dpalf and the Pig.fdced Lady-Yesterday
morning much amusement was afforded IN III. ~fs
owing to the attendance Of dwarf who had walked
through the streets from the where he was
exhibiting to Union Hall, followed by an immense
multitude attracted by his dimnutivc and singular
Appearance. The little man. slipping up TO the bar
To the top of which his head did reach, addressed
the Magistrate, saying that the object Of his visit
was for the purpose OF applying for warrant OF
summons against Snowman named Stephenson, who
engaged him 20 travel about in van, and exhibit
himself to the public. The dwarf said his was
Lfpson, and proceeded to describe the fatigue and
dFudgcry attendant ON the life OF man placed in his
situation, which he declared any thing bot
yablc Que. His wages small, being only three
shilngs week, and for that trihing remuneration
for his services he was obliged to be confined in
snail vehicle with and his wife, and large
family OF saualling children; and when it rained the
water poured through the chnks of the crazy old
avan. and almost drowned him together with the
OF the inmates. But this not all the inconvc-
MCGEE that hc had to submit to in the service of Ste
phenson, who obliged him to sit cheek by jowl with
tho pig -faced lady, which he (thc dwar) considered
10 bh very great degradation, this pg-faced lady
being neither less than a shaved bear and
Mr.. Brvn sometimes took it into head to play OF some
very rough and uncouth tricks. For instance, when
he was seized with hungry fit, he would no, care
WHAT proar ne kicked up In the and he often and
often directed his fury against the puor dwarf
these occasions, who has been frequently under the
Necessity of jumping out Of the vefjt e, the dam
ger and hazard ofbreakiug his neck, to escape the
fury OF her p faced ladysbp. With MI these little
Disorunes, however, said the dwarf Iwoull wiling
ly put up, if paid my wages regularly but no,
this has not been the case, and my is three
weeks In my debt; and when ask him for my money
lie refuses IL, and taunts me with not drawing the
public. When drawing contrast between the ser
vices Of the pig-faced lady and myself master always
gives the preference to the former and it is rather
citing that more attention should be paid hdaia1E
fhan hnr CTafn
iThe Magistrate told the dwarf lie mus; apply 70
the Court Of Requests, and he left the Office followed
bya mob.
TEE L6Sl vas Odd that lion had j,rat Killed or and
BEEN shosin The I, the habit Of tue lon ven
with his terrible fais to press the body down with his paws ill
BIS victim expires The moment he seizss his prey the lion
cses h eyes and opens them till life
rc Ho,ienots ofhls; and present OCCASION
ope oftle hefdsmen the spot with his g,n, and fred
his neve entirely missed him TSo ion however, did MOI
eyen de to no,c the rpor, Of tie g" bu! kept last hold of
missed reloaded again and shot hin, through the head
L7fonPsonS ITutels ia Soal5ern a jited.
DrythfNp CrsToM. or the Turks AID EuRoptHn.AI the
PERSONS engaged working in opposite TO
oPr usge The barber pushed the from hin.-our's
flaws 20 nm the carpenter the contrary, drew tire TO
i'm for all the teeth were SCI nou's pushes it from him,
al the teeth are out the whilst be laid the
ous always stands tie scribe his hand from
right lefours always writes On desk table, from
ganncr Of building house We begin the hottom and
finish The Uo This house frame of wood which the
Ju began the and the upper finished and
inhabited, whilst Gil below vas like a ianthorn However
absurd .s a % oS aRPG@s y arc ,,Ein s Of G,sh
tpr. Waist's JDtrnsyJrom CanstantUOT1e q Eagtand
1'nLoLosIcAL AMysEMESrs. 4 wEitcr In the
Philadelphia Gazette offers the following dialogue
as q sovereign remedy for the vicious habit of some
pcrsons wiro DO non mind their and Jcs.
Vllian, cant my zig.
T'ltch Gig, sir:
u, nj IN al, hir ,,iIc
last Vensday cas- Geek, zen cent TO the pidow Vad-
dies Jedding.
I'm nefy much teexed ut your ruigar pronnncia-
finn, NJ fpaltentInc You should say zig not Wig.
Buff you are going rlstng, you had better take
yo0r tceJoet cab you had on at the last meeting OF
tie UestFy.
Fife You are a,says rarrying INC with your crit
cisrn upon my cords I'm not going ioisiting, but
going to take Calk along the Darves, and round
Yashipgton Square, and perhaps shall go as far as
tie HaceT Porks.
Atthc dinner Of lhc Welsh meeting few days 90,
st Philadelphia Tie following t6dsts were given.
gwyryn cTbyBy byd.
Mershcd Cymru nj djiiannu ei Rhdsynocu tswy
diawsbanniad mewn tir Pelennig.
The society eeparacd at an early hour.
"Mewn undcb brawdgafwch."
UsEECL REMARKS
~ sou can be we without hfah you may b. iupy wilbur
lie thai sows iuiliiy shall reap sorrow
Our physical well being worth Our social lonr
Iss political tranquility, all depend on that control OF all
our appces and passions which The designed by thf
lle who lies tie dominion any one vice mIst eypec
tie effects of H. II hay, BE- poor IL incorporate Il
Dong gJod is The rny certainly happy acGop ri qan's m
iSr Sidney.
6Iany years ago. broughIato the Assembly
IN ne any tsron who did "keap holy the Sabbath day
w. MseL6i said hey made any Of tho ten command
Irrvfs tc law ofa land, DE was Io maSY te all 50; aud