Phenix gazette. [volume] (Alexandria [D.C.]) 1825-1833, 1828-03-13

MAGISTRATE Who is Sly-boots! Mr.. Tier
new. master Of the MINI.
Robinson His name is George, only we
call him Slyboots. for shot tness.
Magistrate. What other name has he?
Robinson. Tieruey, your Worship; and he
and one Petty, Marques Of Lansdowne, Tor
merly Lord Henry Petty which is new sar'
want, is always q quarrelling, and II lierhty
speaks sharp 10 Petty, saving your worship ;
presence, he swears he'll! take the broom Mr.
Brougmam to him, and lis not pleasant, oy
no means, living in that ere state OF iatlgue
Magistrate. Has Petty been long in the yaro!
Robinson. Master hired him 10 stay al home
He is Secretary for the Home Department
and take care Of the office when took 10 dri'-
ing-ne has been 10 service aiore; but they
don't trust him to drive now, because when ne
did drive, lie ris all the fares nearly double
what they vas ven he first come TO us. In anu
sion 10 doubling the income tax when he SER
we'd in Fox's Ministry in 1906
Magistrate Are you aware that your mas
ter HIS been pu, TO considerable inc on' enience
by your a5senting yourself!
Robinson Pm sure Pm very sorry to icon
venianoe any gcmman, Your worship, out II
better for me 10 go afore any very bad acclaeh'
happens-l did recommend him steady cha?
TO take nv place, and master sent Tor MN, ana
Offered 10 sci him up in he Star ana H"r'e''
as well as lie, him drive, blu: h. would not nan
die the ribhands, Lord Harroway IS here mean!
who wa, offered the vacant blue rlb1and and
the prrmie. ship which he declined and so II
blowed over.
Magistrate. Why did you recommend that
person without knowing whether he would
take the place.
Robinson I knew he had always been an
uncommon good Rider, Lord Hariowby was
formerly Mr. Dudley Ryder your Worship, 50
| thought he might like to drive; but the Truth
is, the team master has got don draw wen u
sethei, and so 'old him.
Magistrate. Don't you think, Robinson, you
had better go back to your place!
Robinson. Just as your Worship pleases-
one Of my fellow servants did so back alter
quitting
Magistrate. Who is he?
Robinson. Old Nick, please your Worship.
What drives the Bexley Van. Lord BeXey,
formerly Mr. Nicholas FanSitlart.
Magis Do you know Ben Tinck' Lord
B-ntnick.
Robloson do. SRA Dutch lad-he be
now sar,ics abroad.
Magistrate Dive think he would co for a
coac hman9
Robinson He may. your Worship, for all.
know some Of his family did drive once; but
whe her il were his father OF mother, CAM
rightly recolIeet.
Magistrate THAT'S you don't rec ollect whe-
the i, was a mail coacawom4n or female
c0ac hman? Seosdal
Robinson. He, he, hr-he, he.
Magistrate. d. you know Ward? Lord
Dudley and Ward.
Robinson Which Ward, your Worship?
Magistrate Jack w ard
Robinson. Ga, the Dudley boy: Yes, your
Worship, and ASIA p lever lad he be.
Magistrate. Would he d" TO drive
Robson. I ratter think as how he would.
your Worship-he did belong to the Oppo,i-
lion, but when ;ha, concern failed, he coined
over to the Crown, TO master believe ne has
given war"i.g. your Worship. His father has
left him d lump Of money, and he DOM under
stand out oil doors work much, and believe he
is going as fasr as he Can.
Magistrate. Wei row Robinson, lhave been
consulting with Sir Riehad here; we N,
wish to be hard upon you, will you go back To
your place Ill! your master IS suied
Robinson I've no obj ton wbarsumever,
provided always your Worship, that am let
TO GO before The sessions, which begin, the
22d Ct next month
Magistrate. Why,you are not airaid or Asha>
med of any thing you have done, Robinson?
Robinson Both, and please your orship-
/ never meant wrong, but ihings have all gone
wrong, and the SCORER / get to rest, the better
pleased shall he.
Magistrate. But, If vuur master should not
get n servant ne can trust?
Robinson. Why then, Sir, master must get
a coach as will go by steam; il would br the
making Of Squire Lampton. your Worship
aud as for not water, the Opposition will keep
UNI in that.
Magistrate Robinson, you are wag.
Robinson. Your Wcrsh,p,s the first gem,
men ., ever was pleased 10 say SO.
Magistrate. Well, will you go back for The
prrsen!
Robinson. WHY, Sir. is Of no us for can't
neither drive nor lead "i'hou, fear of &C idenr;
bat if YOU peases To speak tn master, have no !
objection 10 stay over Christmas with him; I
but won't 20 and BE- badgered up al the SIS
siuns
NJ gistrale. Go your way then Robinson
and we'll SPe wnat ran he done tOr