Delaware patriot & American watchman. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1828-1828, 1828-05-02
From the New York Enquirer.
JOE STRICKLAND.
KossrAsrr NoPLE, JESsYwEaRr, IL;

KossrAsrr NOZZLE, JESSYwEaHr, 1928.
Deer g ioyin untie Ben,
spoze YOU thor, kaze waz so darn tur OF that VAST.
poen tu rite va agn bu, iph you think kan ever oigM
yew. ur Ant Nabby yew are tarnally misakon, kSze
should remember yew Jpn waz ,other SIDE ov avn k!e
ashun. by darn se-un ph ever g ak as'n 49,
be hang d il yew ever kech in this kutthrote kuny
sgn. faint half so good as oad Narmount-l KUN pagy
neer sarvn deth afore got here, we hadn't mortimer
under hevven haf the time only Dry Nod hsh IN
aters-hnaly and tarnay arer an evverlasn long pas
age got heer de bin six aw the time un he'd prtt-
" neer spewd my guard up III by the lord marry VAIN,
much bigger round than i,ekon Bgalows pchtok handel
when got hear tina axt If ever in Tuiky be-
fire. no ses but i've had darn menny turkeys in me
de alevs heerd plagy deel about, Turky IN urop, IN
the gogfry when tn skoo III lkabud krane, WHARF
larnt tn Snellun by the jumpn lingo my mouth war d
AZ soon az arie-b,m bse darnashun Big ookn-B'aS
kind ov fele. along with trOuses on az BIG az meet
bags, pagy kcm ke ookn thing on his he'd ~ hs az
won Dekon Bngham,s beahives-hello SEES m's'er
whisker, Dvve or whatsomevver ynre name 49, oy we
CRATE Mogm ses L. st git me evry Iuky in urop, un I'LL
be darnd if don't swaler Ne hole b. die oy I'm at won
ingel meel for line as bugiee as church ,ardIhevven
arh how the Teller skat Me- by lord he pulled out
Darnashnn lone krakel Kind ~ soar' that ooki tn
awl he world list Tx, old l.efienert Websies Hay Nf'
un SEES he yew darn sun dog kun out ov greese,
I'm ant tn Swal,er au turk, Won mowful IT. yew say
anutler word b. the CRATE m.,onmet lie KIT sew up AZ
ne az link meet-now thinks heers the tivv'e ~ pay
bit lie spunk up III hin--so SIS ! ,ew Darrashun Black
tnrnup- haynt seen spul'a ov greeSe slns-
started from yok put NJ yire Datnashun long
krnoked ne--itt think for "a KIT up emmy ov ture
Darn karykews with me ges ,ule find yreself Pr'tty
gly ms,akun, hy the moinn uh yew say anoh
Sassy word lie Jump dqun yure tarna tn o'e IN lo
yre quits gu, for knppersby Jngo h. L ok prttA
nigh white skim milk, I'm ses he hoo TIE Mr1ie are
ve@ with yure spindle shanks. m,e jos Strickland
from old Yarmouth d darn ynrze-Ive GIT more ralt
Kimkle BIZ in my pokket, than awl turk, Egp' put
tugethur-un I'VE kun ieer IA git the grand Sgner III
make arnold BAshr v it'll orte thowsen tales -hevven
md aerth. how kWecS lie hawd in his horns. kaze he'd
hea about arn,ld sha Ia kriuer he was or seln
prizes ID frad HIM as lie of he old NIX IN
he friend Joe will iske cl'aw ov ops'm- with
memo IL ruther take gin TX tate b. darn site
now nv Deer unkle Be-, ! e lis lot the kal cut ov he
bag s. tell partly uiai kun III his kuntr, are, ,l
ha'e ART nobody under hevven nows only arnold he
It'd me IL keep my mouth She Az XII kam sie III
got Bak yew mus vt tel ant ushb, nohen alb nj
,-lss, summit when ard Joe L4ugh,on went tn Nigh.
,gr, that vessel e. oyerthe Ia tlrack1 KUN akros
IN oad Sqnor hat ID me ph aoi,d CIV hera kwart q,
rum. she " I'D lei me whsre NJ gio "ss so Civ hnr a
hiuike Dole Bll-na %tare IS the Darn kriter.
hen she ed he gone ii konst no9el, b. iineo
thinks ~hen go git Arnold made B, 'lc Us, took
arier hmun b. the CRATE moses Pe a. lad ~ bin hre
fore days atore mis i'll l1okia nd f.iier awl
lresl up jsl like 'rk with big trons an-wrh his Ease
ookin lite al me- but kept gon o,ter way-think> that's
a bite Hall boeman, kase he looks Won way goes
,pther-sO run after him thnks lie Civ h,n tie
masonry Jst tn see what he's made (kaze i'm BIZ
I'VE bin on the sridiot) ses hello. Jnbelo
hello Jubelum ses hehoo the dv'le sis with yure
Cd tale foremost he, me kaptn Il murgin, un iph
su keep yure mouth shet lie tell yew all abou,
set down stump then lie sed that he ve ed in york
State good while un koud,m make norhen un He thor
he'd kui kapei Print book about freemasonra, &
then got feers from kanady tn ksrry him If ha
took him nglag,ary river when tina got him in the
middle tina chopt his he'd off with Darn big keaver
flung him overbored, he swum much rod aore
he overlook his he'd when he grahd it with both hands &
stuck it agin padded FIR Kanady. WHARF he found
old Sqnor Dokter, that asred his he'd with easwex &
Iurpntme but he had bin SIGH darn hurry he'd got the
rong side afore. & Darsnt take It on agn for fcer il
wouldn't stick agnuhen he got well he started for
konstanty nopc', went awe the way by and-now he
gifts darn good price Tor takn kare o the grand sgnos
serago he is kinder kapn the Unacks that take kare
OF the gaska2 hen he's gon way he looks her
told him KUN ~ take him bak III york, where koud
git lhowsen do lers brori him alive If killed him
Brort him bak ded should get three Thowsenhe sed
that he'd touk menny steps in free masanny TIA, the
divvle himself kondn,t kin him & offerd forty toa sen
dolcrs IN let him alone tell WHARF he is till arler
the Next lection, 'ye agreed say nohem about it. so
you must st keep stlhe forks gra dee about som.
body that's got wick III his but forgit what the
rest ont isit is north wick kande wick or sum SIGH
wick & he ses he be guvvener in york spite
the diyye-he lafis iph heyven airth was kummn
lugether when he hears what Darn fuss tina make about
him nou ha think he's ded. he that CRATE menny
Of them that make the noise about him-hav menny
times offerd him fore hlln to drink kuart of Slider
Brandy rite doun js II il kill him but tina ain al the
bottom ONT lie tel ,on about it when KUN home
paper prtty darn Skairsc here else de rite more in
my next letter lie tel you about The greeks lie be hang
ph no which is the best ov the 100 the greeks will ses
esvry thing yuve got the turks will kut yure he'd off
SO between both tina ar Dam komekle sct,-
from yure I.ovven Neffew
I'll De,h JOE STRICKLAND
f'nkle ben
in Yarmouth
Ihorgan.-The correspondent of the Evening Post ant