Daily Richmond Whig. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1828-1831, 1828-12-01

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once; captain haiat have a barfh ~ IN, MIR,
ESiskin--sll taken long ago-setteos and nil"
- w hen shall we get 10 Newburgh'" "AtII o'cIocl; "
~, w ma, do you ar, Captain, to take me and these
81 ,;,S;. Ills 10 keepsie' six shilngs!' what
SIN shllimgs' that's monStrous. ttoyt Ttwas only n
"o'ur 10 Albany Cant help it," "Asborc, Shore
all that's going,' BE careful thore--don't fu "a,
.nS pianEi "8olloa. the boat Can't oct aboard"
NO 700 late. Why Captain, ant ron,-I
only Jisi came aboard to see INV cousin or "a
SO you're OF yourSeIi--ncvcr mind--put YOU ashore
St Ncwourg. Dear mo, now," exclaiins Mrs Hen.
pane III | hG'nt letl three of my baskets ashore
Howl mp the boat there"
now ict us take peep into the ladies' cubin Nor
Cy Oh us-what PROCLAMATION! See the dow,li.s with
,heT thlGk ankles and muddy Shoes tramplin,, upon
IL Nv urAey carpet as though 1t ragged ra,,
oi0tkel-and which crst as BRIGHT and 6.,out;GI
as syipiis and fairies would wish to tread unoulon,
upon the nice births, too, with sheets as fresh and,
cream hve minutes ago, rs the driven snow-or llInu
IS against tne ample irapcry of crimson dumask or
rlch figured sIks of blue and yellow ..NVb, :, in,
beautiful figure, pale and interesting re,lrn, il, Ill.,
iartnest corner "a Young lady who has ,usf bur.l
her husband IN the city. and is now. -et,,r1, :, L
,,'eiiIS III herhShfc-Shc has no birth and rc,;Lnr
Mrs Hlggnbottom, nor Mrs Sub,ips nor t1,, li
Jezabcl there, who looks like th,, t.,..l,. 80, III
yield to the rail creature, who looks as tbou,-b E
Wouid soon JON her husband. Poor frloy.- emf oe-
Just Us he was getting INTO good business Nov
s"P your ears or That bell man will spit YOUR mead
= THrsA
please 10 walk 70 the Captains Office and sc,to .,
Fancy TINS proclamation repeated some f,rtv tin,rs
WIN interIudcs rom the bcll--and so On to tj,r cJ
OF the ClHpter. " ''"
bat These scenes ore nothing to tl,, scramble NJ tc
sound of the tea bell or at the DINNER silt NJ
conscience see these dollar passcnrers plpv ., tL
gaIne ot knife and fork, Waiter. some brbnT h',,
~" alter give 'is small horn of gin" Il say. Tom.
''si' me OH Junk at that beef. ia tbanl, Won n,
Stuck OF that Suin'y Mr. Underwood" III ir,ublc
You, Mr.. hluggns, Tor aCg and a vino and a ii, If
TIE breast OF that there goose" Goose It's snvn
year oiu gander, by the cutting ont VOW" Inv
nav nav nav roar n dozen bcllows-unrcd fellows
Biaun, bcchcs forth old Mr.. Goodsprnd--"A it'll
"V'1ycdne by Jupiter, cXclams bis nephbor mo
sr'-elgh-ugli -ugii-Eothing bu, lite wind or
me stomach-ive got the dyspepsia" ,.Dyspeysior
you LOOK rs though you could eat as many brckbnts
ana rusty nails as an ostrich" Here Mister r,Lo
me of some of the turrip eqnre there" - oii y.
u't ltAow there---thois what call cut and como p
gam, Some takes oil, but he leaves none" s,vs
G'epheh } ImpklIs as hs neighbour Goslnr sv,cnt
the remaining half of a rice puddiDr upon his nltr
guess that fellow means to get his dollars WORTH
= There's no mistake in that An this * ,cr,y 10
ishtui 10 The wcll-bred spectator-nore esnecial. -
!HSt as he Is hiiing glass of wine for his friend
nrawhy .a0untaucer SEXES his bottle in his ron
hSt' ana, by way of getting his dollars worth norrs
out abrimIning tumbler OF { he ruby rectnr and 3.
Pite OF your most desperate frowns omptics /, down
nus portentous guet and pushes your bottle off an,on
MS irlcnds-nevcr Co return of course.
ID
ak the deck you cannot, because of the cold and
the clouds OF tobacco smoke from dirty rjncs and l,
lucky segaTs Remain below Is almost iinpo,sils .,r
the neat and moisture produced by the res;ra,o, :,
80 many people N single apartment Half supur.ss
Cd curses and complaints in the middle calm tho
squalhrg of children and scodiu0 of hp damn, h.
ana "ieInal' women IN the apartment which ,yas
wont to be known as the ladies' cabil-y,itb ovc,,
tons OF diamonds trumps, -" ri stand S5cr,,u
glcd with coarse tests aud vnlcys Of na,I,s f,, ill.,,
FnUaUgd -bpa love 4,
hln-thesc, and other ungrateil noises ma L ~, the
grand concord of sweet sounds during the evening
Nhen ned suic arrives, every birth is flied and
every Hhttr'SS auh scttee. And yet the half are moi
accommodated. These nave TO take WHAT Il chilled -
standee Talk they will, and man lnirht - yycll
sleep on the top OF piston rod, as in the hos, birth If
the boat. Passengers for Newb,rrh" calls ont ur
captain w here's my trunk" What sort OF q
trdnk was IT. The big trunk with iron cor,irrs -
% ''one ashore at West Point :. o dear. then MI
my money and clothes is gone-cant Won mt bocl,
captain Put back nO--ioweI away the boat thor, "
= Look Mt that man red night can fhore" saw, ono
as an old man thrust his head through the curtain.
ana requested less noise q Here friend lend r,r =
corner of your blanket" NV bankat,-toin, b.I,
ls wide q saddicrs webbing Hero ncaLb.
wish you'd stick your darnd sharp elbow into soIns
body cises ribs besides minC." =. Shut ,.our c,.,
'hells rCars ont the tenant Of br1h 'Irn tb,t
nan yoke, calls ont another, in reference to Gf
alderman whose nose began to pcnl forth uocfurro
hymn " ia as lief sleep in stc,vpan" saw. oro !
and on The ridge ofa blacksuths shop" saws an
'ther' Wh"l give h!,y cents for my scttee5" in
lures another. "in give tilrcc-uIid-s x-ucpcr'
Done' " Ilerc,,you, mister. you may have rrine
orthree sbngs.'' No: I'll give you two" 8. Donr!r
Captain hunt gong to have BIRTH" Bir,b,
lo don you see they are allull." We'll Iyep,il /,
ny money and expect to have birth. NV MONEYS
IS good ms other iolkcs clothes" That's RIGHT n,
rood fellow, stick him., says a wac in am undertons
lpplng nm knowing wink at The time. 3. WHY.
'aplain, how many cure aboard nj NcWburpls' on
y cighty-fcyen and six children" YonI have IN .
,ie them mp deck, then, Tor 'hc passengers were So
hlck that their legs stuck ont OF the cabin vindov
,ciore.' - OCH honcys and why don't Won bc aisy
here with your barhering nonsense Hcres MI these
lone5t jontlcmcn here. have been gilDing with tbcr
yes open for these thru hours That's ripht. Pat
give frat dandy touch Of the Denny brooi; Fair
That will, your honor, and thousand times over
your honors honor viii mo clear If the law ="
md what business have you here, Pat" injured .
W. somebody. 30 DCcvil burn sc, ard sure DO will" /
aid Pat. iurra for o"d Hickory, say T; ond SO ir
'oud like TO carry sound bones ashore, I'd lust Bit
dYise You TO be quiet, and be u5 n as Won cru and