Literary cadet and Rhode-Island statesman. [volume] (Providence, R.I.) 1827-1829, 1828-12-31

MI. hbEkNH1Hr That ktL Ab0rD0thy
10 odd all the weird knows. but his oddly udH
more amusing shan repulsve. far more pissEsi
than besrish. Let tie reader imagine . s,nus:
elderly, sliced. and venerable. look my men, so
preaching seventy years Of sgs. rather 90
novel written ssy) hollow than above tie AID:
die height, hat i~ncIining TO eorpulvne,;
and upright in his carriage siiisA; .HsAptb
hair mos, Prinly powdered, and nicely ssstsA
round mis- brow and Temples; let than -iavesiss
such . pssssa hskssa ~ svker ktscA. wjsS -
hsir most pr'miy powdered, and nicely cusis1
round bis brow and temples: lot thsn, nss xiat
hs "peculiars;'' and they have the "sisrssSs
John" Of The profession before their eyea TAe
following colloquy, which occurred not n,aSS
days since. between him and . friend Of ouss, =
so characteristic o. the professor; that NJ css:
not resist its insertion.
Having entered the room. our ffisnt "spshs
ed the proceedings" II wish you to ssSsrss.R
what is tho matter with my eve. &i.
very painful. and 1 am afraid th.se % ss~S
great mischief going on (which ! ss~t
see." said .Abernethy, pls cling the patient BE-.
fore the window, aud looking closely st sbS
eye. But -" iatcrposed our friend. "whicR
! can't See" again said, or rather sung The
professor. "Perlhaps not, SIR, but" .NSx
don't bother!" CALCULATED the other; hat Il
down, and III tell you all about H." OFT
friend sat down accordingly. while Ahsrrssh,:
standing with hrs back against the istit, skst
began; II take il Tor granted. that in s~sssutt;
ing me. you wisl, 10 know that l should do Ct
myself. were ] in 4 pr~edicamen, similar 70 ysssss
self. Now. ! have no reason 10 suppss that
yOu are in sny particular predies ns~ai; end M
terrible mischief which YOU spp'sLsnd.. e.
ponds, ! take II. altogether np"n the ssoasseA.
MIND, at present, ] have no reason 10 belissa
that l.,so Ia a nesl,.n- AlaA a..
(Herc my friend was about 10 disclose suWAsy
dreadful malsdics with whirh he bel,evsd kiss-
self afflicted. but he was interrupted with Odd,
dlc-dum, dlddle-dum, didd!s- DUN des!'' ussvs.
ed in the same smooth tone a. the prss;svk
part OF tho addresa--ard he was silent. sNvw.
your stomach being out Of order. n 10 my DUH
to:tell YOU how TO put il 10 rights again; sa&,
in my " himsical w.y, I shall give you % illu1.
tration Of my position; for I like to tell p~oeIt
something tina, they will rcmembsf. The kish.
en-. that 70 your stomach. be,sy Sua Of srLera
the garrett (pointing TO the head) easssa -
right, and egad! every room in the hossr 10.
comes affected. Repair the injury in the kiGek:
s~n-remedy the evil there.-ts otc dss'f 1ssA-
er,l and al will be right. This y"u must d
by diet. Nfyou put imprcrsr fond - yous ss.SAs
ach, BY Cad you play the very devil with IL
and with the whole ms chine besides. tse.:
table matter ferments and hscomss g-.sssssS
while animal subs shces are changed me . ~.
trd. abominsb BILE and scfid stinuiusL tDsaf
bottle, sgsi~!1
You are going to ssk. What hes n sAaA
to do with my eyer" I will tell "a isaiis
my teaches US. that The skin b . e~satissssisA
Of the membrane which lines the Samoeh
and your own observation will ia6ssn yssa
that the delicate lminr of tho msu,t. sbssst;
nose, and eyes. are nothing more. Nos ssas
people scqa'rs Prepostefoos nesss, ssAsss
blotches on The face and diff rsnt parts sf ~
body, Others inflammation Of the tyss-Sh
srsing from irfit stiuh sf the stems.k. .pess
pie laugh .. 70 fer talking % mach atssa ~
stomach. sometimes tell tbis soy % ANS
different people Of mesuing. and ssss sss1
listen 10 ns, % We Susrssi, sad sksy = ~
sbsss ne an over tews. ssst ksje k-she1
cone 10 ne fos my sdvies. sel ! 80 ~
" they gill taks h. I csst % ny 49,
Wei, Dr. - TO the qssssicn sf dot. ltu1
refer you to my bosk. (Hsrs Ne DssStebss
smiled, and continued smilsss 20 " psssssls
ed.) There ere esiy sbsut . dsasa 49,
ard yea vii End. beg ssiss u pssp q. a
that bsssssssr fss yss Y ts.v l.a sAetk
sssst ~uy~~ hetAtvvss" and ss6k&Asx1