Phenix gazette. [volume] (Alexandria [D.C.]) 1825-1833, 1828-06-05

a prence-he givun. awl as mulch as ina coud
driuke awl the arternune and mite. he'd gist
quit hoam frum the Konkurd stillery ov nu
rumm and fetcht hz bigg h' galun Gag ful ov
the recall stuff, and tina never left The grownd I'll
thav fnnisht The hole ont. The koks ware Jist
kroin for daIi,e wen Dad quit homme. hee
wakt NEE upp holerin woorah fer Jlnrel Oak,
son. go,t upp in mi flaps and lett i'm inn.
would err lait tn sene him bee wus hold'n on
bi the dore handel and as opend lit quik Dad
cur, he'd fursl inter the howse. woorah cryd-l
-woorah Jo sed dad Civ US vure hand IRE
| arter mi one hart. Woorsh, Wo"rah, dad
KEEP singin out, woorah fur Jinril Gakersun, as
welz coud fur { had the hikkups to or DEVIL
ov sise an his tung wos hevy as blaksmi'hs
&vi 10, 10, jozy my boy sed dad, wharez
Ure muther. iroud i'm she was ahead IN the
bead rune Tell the laizy btu cit upp sed
dad and mott la hare snool in till l2er clok midle
the dali ain, abel 10 support ur soe-the sq:re
seq the amt shirin in Their trezurer that prodi>
gle sun ov On Albums haz spent evry sent
gamblin al bilyerds doun III Their panerma mi.
Shine, and plastrin hyz howse with seelin
wacks, and blibin kongris with solder warler an
SIGH lik loxlcalin likkers. Wen jinril gaksun
Gums in shee ma la ahead awl da-hee luvs
wimmin and givs um nunney aauf, and kepes
Of The Ingins and thar husbnns Ia hi lis brav-
nv. Them II bee Tins with havvin. lhare II
be wars and the sqire SEE if voat rite ma
kepe a tent tn sell rum u :her sogers. Marin
wudnt git up be knz il wasn't butt Jisl dey lite
shee toe Dad if he'd gon tu bedd as AMONGST,
parsun I'D he wodnt ben up soc arly III SKIOLD
al hz beters. Upon this dad wos madd, an
hold marin out er bed uu kikt er an land er soc
much shee han, dun \ choar sinis.
the sqire seq thade a nobel speri'ed koi kus
he wos chearmun ovt hisself. Tha voatid tu
pas a CRATE string ov reserushuns, that wor
sent frum Koncud. / that jlnrul Gakson wos
er hearo OF fore wors and ov nu Orens and
gran fader ov his kontry that kno tia Jak-
sunnan shud voat fur envy ! who wos in fayer
larnin. 8 that lis awl noncents send bois
j tn skule, wen tina er mulch ,noar like tn bekum
presy dun,s thout lar il then with e.. thai
no CRATE j!urul eyvur spells rite that no kol-
lige arug man desurvs the kuhhdanls ov reaal
iaksun dimercrats. wharaz, Jon Quinse Ar
dums haz bin 2 kollige an spelz awl his wurds
rite, he ger twodlur malgumatur, und raskhell.
that merrycun manerfakters tens III kurupt
the pepl, an msik Jun ritch unG sacY that
none but lwodlurs air in in favei ov multiplien
skepes fur the VOLTS tn etc up. 9 that the
orthy dox air innemis tn relegin * mler AIRY
cheefinS and ort ~ bee shott without ,rya'l.-
10 that standtn arms undur jinrl Gakson ar
mpur safinr for the kontry then the nilllshy
sis,im IL that koIliges makadamis and skales
ar arrisokra,k und brrdn on FIRE people.
% thai the liuery fun ort tn be given ,u Their
ourrahel Isak hi tn pa fur hiz ginuery ora,
shun, hiz live ov Jackson, and gratees patrt uts
to konvt the Addumsi,es-l3 that Isak hi is
the onely ginwine dimercratik republican par
ii in nu .hampsh I:
The sqire ST. theze ar knot half that wor past
und that awl wor az w,Ze, libberul, and spirit
ed az thez. thynges goze on well in over toun,
and If the sqire fills upp hyz oald kag liz or
twize mrar, Their jinurIi viii sarlin hav er mer-
goreIe hear
i've souId mi spriin buk, rithmetik, slait,
gografy, and mi dikshunnery, fur un ole gum
und secun hand trelus on tIktaks, and Wiener
nu!her wor Gums it II find me ure ftkshunate
brslher rec Ode ter talk up hiz mar,ch fur glore
Ill lhcr pre,erdenshal chairr.
IRE luyin bruth e.
jozef Bunkher.