Literary cadet and Rhode-Island statesman. [volume] (Providence, R.I.) 1827-1829, 1828-01-16

American Statesman, a gentleman who has,
for some time, been the nominal organ of Gen.
eral Jackson, in Now-England.
After the orator had delivered himself Of the
load that weighed heavy upon him. the toast
master of the day, as TIE audience, as well as
the Orator, were exceedingly dry, announced
a number Of set toasts, from the long and
black catalogue of which, we copy The follow
ing, as expressive of the whole:
The Marriage of Adams NTH Demoe-
racv.-A fashionable Match Of Convenience
the Parties having never been seen together
since the Honey Noon. Tune, Il Fog he
Wonid a Tooing GO"
The last CiiddeI Of tie Coalition the
WoTkshop fine Carieaturist.-Thcy are, in.
dcbted to Tools, both for their Wit and their
Places. Tune. Go to the Devil and shake
yourseC."
The Cabinet Missionaries preaching their
Innocence.--Their exhortations are fervcnt.
for they know their Flock are Unbsliever.--
Tune, " Missionary"
As it would be idle TO stop TO nstice the gen.
eral air Of vuIgarity and obscenity which per-
wade these toasts--we shall moi pause to descant
on their dement's, and shall leave them, after
simply remarking. that they are indicative Of
the dignity Of the ~partizans of General jack
son, and expressive Of that general disregard,
for the deconcios and ~civilitics of life. which is
displayed on all occasions, by too many of the
heroites.
The wine, and other driakabies, having already
circulated very freely, soma Of the yuosts, as is
generally the case, after drinking two or three
glasses, began to experience a thirsty desire, for
the contents Of the goblet; whe' eupon, several Of
hem offered volunteer ,oasts, Indicative Of their
extreme patriotism, and devotion TO the God OF
Wine. as well as the God of War. From these
we select two or three, and here we have them.
"By Hon. +. SEAvER. one OF the Vice. Presi-
dents.-The Republicans who rose under the
first Adams, and fell under the second. Nay
they mover again be betrayed for thirty pieces
of sIcer. or by Il kiss"
"By Dr.. William INGALLS,. Backuoods-
men $50 as every citizen Of a Republic ought 10,
be, are all virtually military chiefiains; ana
wo be TO him who dares inf. inge their rights,
or invade their soil, while thoy ara 1Hoced
{ to cast a vote, or point a rifle"
"By MIR. JOHN -. DYER, on" Of The Vice
Presidents. General .fndrep Jachson.--
= Though east into n furnace heated seven times
d hotter than it was wont 10 be heated by his
' political enemies, he has come out like gold"
BY Mr.. Samuel Jones, one Of the Vice Pres
idents. The United States Of .america. A
Paradise for political bargain, intrigue, and
corruption.
BY Doct. Theodore Dexter, Chairman of
tl,a a.,,I ~ ..l 49, r
the Vice Presidents - The citadel Of JcFer-
soniaa Democracy Boldly attacked by the
f 81 Adams -cr,fiiIy undermined by the sec
ond; the People have arisen in Their might to
defend it, led on by Andrew Jackson.
BY Mr.. John Roberts, one ofthe Vice Pres
dents. .4ddreW J1chson. The Hero. the
Patriot and Statesman; the pride and glory Of
his Co ntry who disdained wading through
the polluted clay of Kentucky TO the prcsi-
dental Chair. May he soon arrive to that
distinguished honour by The united voices of a
free and enlightened People
BY Mr. Charles Hood, one Of the Vice Pres
iden,s.-.Ame,ic n Manufactures. Let them
thrive under the Sn" Of Co stitUtionai Leg
is!aho7, not sicken in Tic Hot Hon es Of Flee
tioaee,iag Conpentio S.
We sha,lleavs the reader to make his own
comments on those 'entim"nts;--they are too low
anl vulgar, to claim our attention or c,nsi,lera.
ton. We will remark, ho"-vcr, that the senti
ment drank by Mr. John D.Dycr. the ~ ost tenn
perate of the whole, so far from being %~riginal
has been drunk ever the Gr,t setting OF the old
continental Congress. Unluckily, however,
Mr.. Dyer tnrgot the best part Of 1T. II IS rrosn-
BILE. however, that he Ill not attend the regular |
rehearsal, preparatory TO The lcast.
The company icing in a pr'per mood for n
song, aud their heads being as light as their
hearts, the following payody. on " alter SCOTS
celebrate sorg, entitled "iIail to the Chief |
PREF AIRED iy w. G. CROSBY, vas sung by MIR.
Brigham, n gentleman, who but for the occur
renee OF the celebration, il all probability,
woul, never have been inmortalized, 10y having |
his name in a newspaper. The paroiy,were it
not a parody, would 10 esteemed credi,able to
Mr.. Crobsy's muse.
Venth br he chiyfain."
Hail 10 ,hc day. which W.. welcome in gloy,
DaNuiup 10 b'islnc5--aiI brighter to be
Pam shhl preserve ii iualti in story,
llaloori add shtined, "a tie heat. cf the free.
lial to IL" ChiJiaia, Who crowned II with ,plendor,
Dtighl sI und)in through age, To shine,
Millions OF hearts are uniting TO render I
The Tribute they owe, upon sra;iudos shrine,
Ions shall the trump Of Fame,
Herald The !icros naEIe,
lrd on Il, rocoid, hfs blizon shall be-
NliAe troin a cnuu lro tirong,
Haa 70 he VssE-I, cn0IcE ymt fret
III, il tie .hrine unde ficd-unpsllucd,
iii, Il The worship Of fee .uh, sni tue!
His the clsiin 10 Our hearts, unJiputed,
beloved by the MANY, yet feared by the FEW.