Phenix gazette. [volume] (Alexandria [D.C.]) 1825-1833, 1827-08-25

yer, as Jack Spear sayf IN a little monument
within me which whi}rs me that il I don't
nab you this nagentlY may whistle for you
hereafter could mt Justice 10 my innocula.
tion speech, il know9he procession Of you
was jubus. l'ye drawta swinging big Plan
ta:ion in the Tarritory the new counties, and
has getting beside it rack of land at home,
which in disjunetion W good deficiency of
political ragaciiy and Y remenius powers Of
roaritory and eilequind reckon we mought
| paddle our canoes idther pretty snipshus
ike.-They says that takes man Of great
parts, or big strong Inns 10 be in the Legusla-
ter about these times, I the nations in slate
Of 'risto-crazy and il wsts rale roarers to hold
Gin'ral Government innd Keep him from fly
ing the track; and mg ] be ypepered like
Christmas Turkey if liant the Teller TO do it.
Pm not affeared of ttC refernal doiling as
the calls il, when two fs.rs shute, their pistols
in Their air as though tI was pracshusing on
the wing; no I'm ralsrue continentaler and
will whip the ole possk'oms al US on EN- that
backs the 'minis,eralid-an may be-
Here Dorcas gently pced her hand over his
mouth, and badc him tt be so unheetlful OF
her company, or talk Sc much outlandish glib.
berish, as sshe could no understand III for the
life of her. Barney, aa under the sudden in
Haence Of superior beig, in'tinc lively lei fall
the hand ahd foot he bid raised TO hurl the
thunderbolt, and the lioBielded with the meek
ness of a lamb TO the u powerful appeal of
beauty. His country VS. again forgotten, and
mol a word OF politics Rs spoken until some
time af.er the squire ha united the couple in
The holy bands Of ,wedloS, which happened the
following week, much d The modification Of
the discounted host OF lorcas' fair rivals
Korel Appiicaiion of Efineiiy or Ne,o Nay TO
Pay Old Ie6is.--.A certan physician, who prs,
sessed apowerfnl, elec,E;al machine, discov, i.
ed sheriff making RAPID strides towards his
house; and suspecting firm circumstances thai
he had some design on hs personal liberty, The
worthy NJ ID. made prs>eraiions accordingly,
to ward off The anticipated attack. Attaching
a conductor (from his eEdrical apparatus 10
the kaociser on the ronl'ddor, he then charged
the machine to a very high degree, and waited
The result. I he steps ~3ich assembled TO the
front door had an elevation oil fourteen feet.
Clothed in all the Importance of the law, The
sheriff assembled, and with firm grasp seized
the fatal knocker. INSTANTLY he found himself
at the bottom Of The s,sps. After having re-
covered in some measure fr1m blow given by
an invisible power, and having collected his
scattered writs and executions, together With
his scattered senses, he nude second attempt,
wondering at this strange method OF paying
debts. Meanwhile the Doctor had again charg-
ed his faithful conductor No sooner had the
sheriff again dared TO touch the fatal knocker,
,hSn he found himself twelve feet nearer the
centre ofthc earth second time. Remember
ing The old adage," beware of The third time,
he Immediately qui: the premises leaving the
DOCTOR in fell possession OF the castle he had sc
well defended
kr-E, Tho Day DR. PnIiERl. Il SEMPI L