Constitutional Whig. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1824-1832, 1827-05-18

made 10 dinner when the incipien, dyspepsia
are on him for eating. 1t is fair ground for
quarrel of the seventh any congressional
can possibly be. You don't drink says host q.
his guests, after Champaisuc has completed revolution
equal to the yearly of the earth And why
he not drink: Because nightmare sits watching his
pillow, and head ache and heat burn, grisly band
grin nj him in the perspective q! iOnorruwS dawn.
Gen,emams bottle should be like his um"bruSvr
II should not be trus, violently under his ncisbor nose
should its poured, like dose Of Elixir Pre-,
down his throat II is against the spirit OF Our tree ns
buttons, is untirepubcan espotic, compel
to exercise his grinders and moi'sn his c ~ when his
palate cries "no more! and the teeth cxciIi, "wc
weary"
I6fcis Ct lieReSs-Bu, from no cause are the lilo
eSpuScd to danger, companions like themselves
ihey mutually miS!ead and another. Their
e' os ana their sinful passions acquire additional force
ny bel separated from the good aud associated only with
the BAD How many do daily falling by this
victims a. iabitual misrepresentation many among the
poorest classes Of society," giving the active and igen
pursuits OF honest though humble occupations for the
tepoie and runous habits of sauntetiug and tpplng,
leave their unhappy families suffer home. How
many, who ought to live by their daily labor, DO
turning malicious talebearerS ridiculous politicians,
and regulating in their pretended WISDOM the affairs of
state while their trades falling into decay These
men make the mob OF faction every country. And
your idle politicians ounsns patriots aud who
nave embarrassed their circumstances by their folly
ana neglect aie always hostile good government and
are ready tor disorder m epubiic whenever they
can fad wicked and Il iari ing leader.
President SH,iihS Sermon OH I,,5,,y.ry
SE:.F RESPECT. Teach a man 10 think meanlv \ nd
c4neinp'ioy OF himself, off all character
ana all consciousness of superior nature moral per-
s'aon can mo more act upon such than If he were
dead. A man may be addicted many vices. and vet
mere may be hope OF retaining him. But the
he loses al! sense of character consciousness o
perof nature; that is the moment he begins to look upon
himself and his vices, worthy OF one another that mo-
nen all nope ofrecamng him pershes for the last ground
IS surrendered, which it is possible his remaining
sond principles 20 rally and make stand. We have Often
known men who have retained their respect long after
they had lost tci. regard prcnIes but never one
who retained mis- regard for principles after he had lost
MS sereSpac Destroy this and you destroy every thing;
0 ~ VINO Goes not respect HIMSELF respects nothing.
lie Cametc IN bis description of China, gives the
following account Of circumstance which happened
TO himself:-"When was missionary at pesin | was
oEce called to bapZe seventy years old who lived
upon little pension which the emperor bestowed upon
him. When came to him, he said Il am much
obliged 10 you, for you will deliver me from great pun
i,hinent' replied, this is not ALL baptism not only
delVeTs man from hell but also lead. happy life
Il do not understand yol' said the sick man. and per
haPsl have not expressed myse!! plain enough: YOU
Know that have for some time lived upon the cmpc-
rors bounty and our boDzIes who well instructed
concerning what happens In the other world, have as
sured me, that shall be obliged out of gratitude 10
serve the emperor after my decease; and that INV soul
WIN uHoouoteuiJ animate post horse, to bring the
posts TO court out ofthe provinces They exhort mo
tnert!orc When shall have assumed nv new FORM 10
10 do my duty WELL and take not to snort nor ,a
KICK, nor TO hurt any They further exhort me
to ot well, TO eat spariDgy, and 10 be patient in or
der TO move the compassion of the gods who ohen
change good animal into human beinr and NIL
g. eat lord o. him. 1 this thought makes me
shudder, and cannot think of without tremtI mr.
e',ry h,gh!i o:ea'n oI ii, and sometimes vi en- am
asleep, think saddled and already start al IN,
~ flor nia oI,a
great trouble and anxiety, uncertain whether am
man or ho:se. But alas, what will become of me
"Heh am 10 be horse in reality! have, therefore
aken This resolution. Ii is said at those of YOUR re-
gon are not exposed TO this misfortune but that ;tb
you men remain men, and will be such in The world 10
come. bsseech you receive me among YOU knoy
~ ~ 70 dlcoh 10 1--we coniomahc 10 your religion but
II II was even more difficult, ain, however, ready to
embrace your faith, and any rate TO be christian ra-
lher Than a creature void OF reason.D
rRE%cH REvoIuTIoN-The French Revelation was
machine invented and CONSTRUCTED FOR the purpose of
manufacturing Lberty but il had neither lever cIocs nor
adjusting powers, aud the consequences were thar work
eu SO rapidly that it destroyed own inventors and set
iiSeIl on nre.-Lac0Is
II is an old college joke ,nt youth, on his matricuia-
'o' ocS told he subscribe TO the hirtv-Dire t-
much?" 800 ~ '' nv"
When Swiss officer was reproached bv a F;enrr,ar
tat NE fought Tor money, and not like liz ector for
honor he replied every fights for that oil wc he is
most in want"
HoNTfN r.-The method Of knowing whether your sum
"'al III An''ic be right is 70 try by the figures which
compose ~ The method of knowing whether vou, content
IN the VOID Is just is not by tine causes which produce il,
for the produce Itself proof that the causes are ha
they should be- -,lionfesqaeu "'''''
ho4E-h has been asked, at what age people ought to
cease to love- III never. In the other Surc
VIII 'e Nc"' ccrtain tenderness of recollection, and
sweet aud respectful treatment Of another will
orsake those who have known how to love truly As 70
The rest there great difference in different people
Life Of Napoleon. by the Author of wave,Iy.
~ completed in tic beginning of last month"; and if, puEIi
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