Constitutional Whig. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1824-1832, 1827-06-26

steel Traps aTd Spring Guns as auy park al.
acquainted with. In place YOU were in danger OF
having your leg snapt Oft, aud the other your nose.
There never was a house atrocious!y neat: every
CHAR and table knew is duty; tho very chimney orna
nents had been TRAINED up in Tie way they Should gon
ana VICE 10 the uriucky wight who should make them
depart 'fOin At" Even those "chartcred !bcr,iues'
the children and dogs were taurlt 10 be as denim.
and hypocrlical as The matrcny tabbv cat herself;
VINO sat with het fore feet together and her tail curled
rounH heF as exactly as she had been worked i'll
urnTnS, instead Ot beu, living uouser II was the
utmost stretch OF my friends martial authority TO get
us iaVoUTite spaniel admitted 10 the houours of the
p'oG;; and even tins privilege is only granted in his
masters presence. Ii Carlo happens to pop his IN
incAy brown nose into the when S. is from home
re sets of directly with much consciousness in his
ears aud tail as If he had been convicted of larceny
IN The Kitchen and anticipated the application of the
hroomstick As 10 the children, HeaYen help them!
believe that they look forward TO their evening visit
20 the drawing with much the same sort of
feeling Not that Mrs. s. is an unE<nd mother or,
should rather say, not that she be so but she
has taken into her head, that ''preschee and oggee
ioo the way TO bring up children; and that young
people have sometimes shor, memories il is necessary
! 10 put them verbally in mind oftheir duties,
Fgou, night till morn, from morn till iewy eve.
So 1t is ith her servants: if one of them leaves
broom dustcr cut OF its place second she hears of
1t for month afterwards. ! wonder how they endure
i'll have sometimes thought that from long practice
they do not heed itas friend of mine who lives in
busting street in tie city, tells he does not hear
the informal noise Of the coaches and carts in the front
oi his house, nor of Conounded brazier, who iam
ners away IN his rear from morning till night The
worst OF it is, that while Mrs. S never allows mo
mentS peace 20 husband, children, servants, she
thinks herself jewel of wife; bat such Jewels are
too costly for everyday wear. sure poor S.
thinks SO in his heart and wond be content TO ex-
change half dozen of his wife's tormentnr rood
qualities, for the sake of being allowed little com.
mon place repose.
never shall forget the delight felt on entering nv
own house after enduring her tlTadom for two months
tpIV iin. tSo,,ipr
filters. tossed my hat way my gloves another:
pushed al! the chairs into the middle of the room and
narrowly escaped kicking my faithful CHRISTOPHER
Tor offering put il Sin orier again That cursed
esprit of ordcrn am sure is spirit of evil omen
to s. For my own part do so execrate the phrase |
that If were member of the House of Commons
aud The order of the day called for should
make IL rule to walk out. Since my return home
have positively prohibited the of the word in my
house, and nearly quarreled with honest poul,crer
who has served me for the last ten years. because he
has rascaly shopman, who will presist in snuiling
ut my door q hear him from my parlour window
ANY order THIS morning." Conound the fellow
that is his knock. VIII go ont, and offer him half a
crown TO change his pi'rase!AU. .Nqsnci.
Pema.GuJLe.-The New Yor, Mercantile STATES !
that the ship Henry Y, Captain Sfiddy arrived there
from Charleston, the 7th inst fell in with the schoo-
ner Coral, from Charleston, for New York, with loss
q bowspr and totally dnasted, and took from her
twenty one passengers viz Mr.. Gi!iet, daughter and
servant hir and Mrs. Brown Mr.. and Mrs Lamb |
Mr. and Mrs. Kenny, Miss Winot, Miss Walker
hlessrs Flagg, Cunningham, a. Yineux, w. HAYS |
\ Daton, Friihs, W. Housenan Sidney, Ill., Peters,
kenny and Wiimot.
On the same day, fell in with the schr Gyaorpus
from Charleston, for Philadelphia in sinking cond-
ton, and took off the crew, seven in number.
On the 9Th, lat 81, lon. IS 80, fell in with the
schooner Cat5drine, Warning. of and for New York
from New Orleans, full water and took oil The Can.
ian' crew, and Mir. w. Gay, passenger
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The Rail Road from, Quincy ouo~rios n T,os,o I
SO reduced the price of granite, that il is said house
can COW be built of that handsom and excellent ma
terIaf' cheaper ihan with bricks at 81 thousand
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The high tories of England nickname the admins
ra'on OF VIZ Canning in England coalition" The
high ederals of this country give The same name m
the United States administration.
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