Constitutional Whig. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1824-1832, 1827-05-18

!ial. for sSponny wo: n o: pigeons max. Came back in
BALI an hour, aud said they had made. "Where S
the SXrence said l. III spent it L.: oranges" said the
young and had the grin asans, neBrused into
my neighbour Dayss and toll! him was sure there wac
he III his house Dicadiuy alarmed, he into every
room on tie premises, but with an assurance
that was mistaken Called him April Fool" bid
him look in the Kitchen Sent Molly to Spi,a.scuare IN
see master silk roasted. Game back in a hur-
~, and said he only "in Stew" Vexcd with AL
dcrman Gobble about the se,,s. Asked him to tax. =
glass OF Madeira, and accieny purpose, poured hin,
out glass of vinegar. Burst LAUGHTER TO
see has WY face My wine went the wron way, and
was nearly choaked. Filled blind nut with cayenne
pepper, and gave my wife crack Had her second
time. thought she would have spit out her eye teeth in
setting rid eects.-Knev NV brother was roiur out
10 an evening party and soaVed the solcs of his
Was delighted TO hear him bump down his cru;-
per, overhead. Went Up - have my laugh and found
hm crying with sIined ANGLE, the soap having given
him prime slide. Ran down send Cor the doctor but
nobody would co. believing only to make them
April Fools" Went myself, and all haste back
with doctor Bolus. Found tied by the tail TO the
kn"ckeF, kicking up precious ca;tcr Couldn't 90 near
io fear Of my eyes a, last worked the skin Off her
tall and hol,cd. Cook opened the door all ma ton
Scrambled up stairs my brothers room with Bolus
at my heels, but he was not there. Game running down
again: 'rod on peas which my Jack had pa ced
10 oVeIturn the maids launched forward like sew
enyour, and rose csticaly, with all the skin off my
back Lmped into the drawing room and found my broth
er ad only been ganmoning. Made virtue necessity
Not done Sent cock the cr Two wards
of ell-wite paciiread Came bach and said .iycI. ,,
got non narrow Had another hearty a;lall: but
changed my old dripping coming back aud saw
ing she had left the door aar while she was zone for
the elwide paChtread and fool or other had walk
cd oil with my great and Alderman Gobble's hat
NO such fool ether thought l. Wanted TO get rid of
ohhe, ami t2id Jack tell Tom get some one to come
ana say that his mother dead The news came bat
Enhoe took it very easy. g" knowit he "for was
at her funeral when fourteen" "No CO." and he
mad the smile in his favor Determined to be even witt,
h and alter supper hlled the kettle with GIN and nut
a bottle of the same the table.-swore it was fnc
strong Spirit and tried in vain weaken with from
the Kettle Got blind drunk, played tile devil with tho
turkey carpet, and was Obliged to send him homo in
TO sec alright in the Kitchen and made apple pic with
the sheet by turning it up half way with the tail towards
head thought lshoud have dod of laughing to see her
getting IN Called me old booy, and got out c make
the bed again Put out tie candle, andsot in myself but
"und to my great dismay, that there two sorts of
ned-pc, Tor Betty had actually placed large dist, of
hal pie under clothes, into which ,umped hmt
very well content in the end find it nothing worse
Yours, NC. AN OLD JOKER