Literary cadet, and Saturday evening bulletin. [volume] (Providence, R.I.) 1826-1827, 1827-01-06
..GlAA&Y oADNG.
SATURDAY EVENING, JANUARY


hope you will be good to acquan with your
rival at the Hague and IT, in the Of your travels,
you should make any curious observations, be kind
to communicate them TO me.
Ches,eyfelds Letters 10 his Son.
man, when he has travelled, has seen SOMETHING,
which, when he comes home, he relate. Good
Heavens Mrs. Grurdy, how Joe has improved by
his travels lie has a whale, and elephant, and
a snake Good Lord what will the neghbors say about
our Joe, the son Of Mrs. Grundy
X b. Sheridan.
Oflate, as the number Of newspaper Editors in
crease, they begin to attach to themselves degree
Of importance, not acknowledged by the public, and
entertain belief, that their "goings out aud com
inss in" are fvAst importance to the word-and
that if they eat goose, drink glass Of whskey
punch, receive from u kind hearted correspon
dent mammoth pumpkin gooseberry-tart.o or an
apple-dumpling, whole history of the affair is SET
forth in print and sent to the community, for it.,
particular edifcation.
But these very important and distinguished zen.
tleman, who, in the fulness ofthcr vanity, believe
that tho wo-d would not revolve upon its axis tn
out them, occasionally make a tour through the
colntry,and hen is that the press groans with let
ters from the EGitor'-the public j. bored--hu-
man patience is exhausted, and if Heaven had mol
more mercy upon US than they have. we should ex.
pire beneath the leaden load Of their dull and un.
palateable prosngs.
When we commenced this subject, we had no
idea ofspeakins thus unkindly ofthe craft, our on.
ly object was to tell our friends and patrons that
we have made journey, bat that unlucky taste we
have for episode led US invoiuntarly astray and
that we may soon possible get to the
main question: we shall proceed to tell our friends
that we have made aJourney--not to Boston, New
York or Philadelpbia-from office to Monkey
Town the adventures which we met with
that great expedition, shall be set down. as Shak.
spear says" without malice"
To commence then in the true style EDITORIAL"
on Friday last we threw our cloak around US, and
sailed forth in pursuit of adventures, and lest any
mishap should beia US, we called upon him of the
Microcosm, our worthy next door neishbor, who,
by the way, has recently been dubbed judge
aot judge of Israel-by the Honorable WHEE.
LER MARTIN--to offer to him he naked hand oi
friendship, and to receive his express beuedicton
".
and the classics, found him, sitting is his char
editorial, with two OF his limbs supporting stove
not one OF Count Rumford's, which transforms
leather aprons into buck wheat pan cakes-husi-
ly engaged in reading a communication relative tn
the result OF the late senatorial elect IN, which as
ne told proved to mathematical certainty, that
Hr. PQTTER would have been the successful can
lidate, had he not had competitor. The solution
oi problem so exceedingly abstruse, and over
which our good friend had intentIy pondered,
seemed to fill his breast with extacy and whilst he
reoiced at his good fortune, he seemed to be conf
pletly blest and happy. On each side Of him lay
the aifidavis Of certain Individuals tending to i'm
peach the political integrity Of member of the
Rhode Island deleeatio now in congress, careful.
y marked and numbered and addressed to the
Hon. JOHN RANDOLPH, Of Roanoke Washington
City" which our friend informed us to be
forwarded, the next mail, in order TO enable The
aforesaid sohn Of Roanoke, 10 impeach Mr.. Senator
ROBBINS. Our friend was however in a merry
mood, it being about tina. hour when the hand Of
the clock points to the hour OF twelve-thal happy
period when man administers restoratives to ex-
hausted nature--and we left him to the enjoyment
Of that repose, which is so essential to calm The
mind OF a" Judge" not ofIsrael but Of the ancient
and horourable Court of Probate.
We had scarcely emerged from The office of N
of the Mcrocosm, and gone through the cabslistic
ce emony of" laying the hands, when we net that
laughter loving gentleman, hose name races The
Patriot, as its senior Editor. Good patuted a.
or, and willing TO impart information tn the whole
sbitable world, he Informed US, in his " peculiar.
y classical and technical language" that Tor his nex
,aper he had the d--est fine article that ever
was published in Rhode.Island newspape~, and
u,a. when published, il would make the publisher
of the paper beginning with u J. look as blue ms II
milestone. What The article was, he remarked, lie
could not tell-but between himsclf ourselves. an
the post, it gave a concise aud lucid analysis Of the
best method Of baking pumpkin pies and custards.
Besides this, he had aa,ther article, which proved
to hair, that bra dy is injurious to the human
system, and asserted on the authority Of Professor
Won Julep, of the University ol Gotinsen, that no.
thing tends 20 improve the health so much ss hot
coffee.
Our friend gave evident indication. that he was
going to "let the cat out Of The bag" in other
words, was about to publish the whole contents o.
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