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Literary cadet and Rhode-Island statesman. [volume] (Providence, R.I.) 1827-1829, 1827-11-24

tit for 7at.''--ws cop, the following ari-
Gle from the Journal Of Thursday. We have
added in brackets the names Of the distinguish
cd mdvidusls, that the public may be ac-
quaintod with tho heroes Of the story:
"Ths spirit of the following rciort corteous
may relieve tho tediousness Of these dull times.
A gentleman Of our acquaintance lCaptain Jo-
siah Jones, senior editor Of the Providence
Patriot] few days since, invited number OF
his friends to dinner. At the given time. the
guests assembled, and among them was BROTH
or editor, (Col. Simons junior editor OF the Pa
triot] whose pardon we ask for thus uncer-
moniously Introducing tale Of which he is
the hero. Al dinner, by the direction Of mine
host" (Capt. Jones the eye Of the editor, [Col
Simons] was turned towards dish served up
for his particu ar taste, and which being un-
covered, exhibited we'll cooked, well dressed.
savory wild goose. as he was informed, whose
the whole table. The editor (Col. Simons]
descanted Iearnedly and long, on the superior
excellence Of that species OF game, and con-
vinccd every one at the table. that the most in-
experienced cpicure could without any difficult
ty readily discern the palpable difference be-
tween the fowl on tho table which no was then
masticating with q, delicious relish, and the do
mesticated animal Of the same species. After
his learned dissertation was ended and the
cloth had been removed, IL was publicly dis
closed to tho whole table, that the subject OF
SO much cncomium was none other than COM
mon tame goose which had that morning been
bought in our market. But mine host [Capt
Joassl had a wild goose, as the editor ascer-
tanned, which was reserved for another occa-
sion. The editor lCol Simonsl was determin-
ed not TO be made such q goose Of for nothing,
and on the following morning dispatched ser
want to the house OF his friend [Capt. Jones]
whom he ascerained was from home, with di-
rections to obtain the wild goose iK the name
Of its owner lCapt. Jones his pa-tner.l Tho
goose was gotten without tho knowledge OF its
owner, ICapt. Jones] whowas in his turn ill.,
vitcd to partakc on that day family dinner
with the editor [Col. Simonsl and the host, OF
yesterday, became the guest OF to-day. When
dinner was announced, The guest (Capt. Jones]
being fond of goose, paid his devoirs to one on
the table, but in Ills eOmmcIdatisn, took care
to hint that the goose, was not equal TO the
wild one which hung up in his harder. On bis
[Capt. Jones] return home that evening ne
found to his utter astonishment and mortifca-
tion, that he had been dining Of Of his own wild
goose.
Literary cadet and Rhode-Island statesman. [volume] (Providence, R.I.) 1827-1829, 1827-11-24

CANApA.-The Montreal Courant Of the
18th, states that the ground was then covered
with snow to the dcpth offour inches, and that
carrioles. trains, &c. were as common as they
were in the middle of winter. "A large guam
tity of"root crops were still out." and unless
they wore again visited with mild weather. the
consequence would be serious to these who
supplied the markets Of that place.
Literary cadet and Rhode-Island statesman. [volume] (Providence, R.I.) 1827-1829, 1827-11-24

DmEcr CHAnct. The Editor Of .the
Christian Telescope, Of this morning, directly
charges the authorship ofan editorial article in
the Patriot Of the 18th instant, to BENJAMIN
CowKLL, Eeq. Clerk Of tho Circuit Court o f
Rbode-Island District. The article in ques-
tion, gave rise to tho controversy, which is
now raging, in regard TO the decis ion Of Judge
STORY, that witness who did not believe in
FUTURE REWARDS AND PUNIsHMENrs,''
was not competent witness before the Cir.
cult Court.
0o-Mr. Jones, the senior Editor. denies pos
itireiy hauing soritfen the a; sicie in ov,sfio,
Literary cadet and Rhode-Island statesman. [volume] (Providence, R.I.) 1827-1829, 1827-11-24

INprANA.-We have noticed (says the Gen.
treville, Indiana Gazette) in some Of the East
ern papers, list Of the States, the electoral
votes of which, they say will 60 for Gen. Jack
son; among them we find Indiana. This we
we would call mistake in the printer. We
are far from believing that Gen. Jackson can
possibly get the vote Of this State, land we
think we have as good an opportunity Of know
ing as the gentleman in New-York.) In this
county alone, We believe the Administration
will have a majority Of 1909
Literary cadet and Rhode-Island statesman. [volume] (Providence, R.I.) 1827-1829, 1827-11-24

PooR DEBroRs.-From January 1926, TO
November 1927, being twenty three months,
nineteen hundred and seventy two persons
have been received into the debtors gaol in
New York. In some instances men have been
immurred for 90 small sum a. two or three
dollars,-with nsithe' food o. bed, except W hat
the be1evolence Of tho Humane Society be-
slows, viz : a quart Of soup for twenty four
hours!!! whereas, the crimiaal in Bride,peH
receives three meals per day. bed, aud often
clothing
Literary cadet and Rhode-Island statesman. [volume] (Providence, R.I.) 1827-1829, 1827-11-24

New YoRK ELEcrIoN. Tho Nsiien,l
Advocate Of Thursday, contains full returns Of
the members Of the Now York Legislature.
elected at the recent election, by which il ap-
pears, that Of the ten new senasop elected,
fou. are friends 10 the Administration, and
six Jack sonians; Of tho members of'he House.
IS are Cor Adams; 4e for Jackson; and n
doubtful.
Literary cadet and Rhode-Island statesman. [volume] (Providence, R.I.) 1827-1829, 1827-11-24

The damages IN the seduction case Of Miss
Anderson, tried at Lancaster, were mitigat ed
by the circumstance Of the parents going to bed
and allowing their daughter to sit up with her
suitor afterwards. We have always urged that
this distinction should be made: is the chief
cause ofseduction among the primitive inhlb
tants Of the country.-London Times.
Literary cadet and Rhode-Island statesman. [volume] (Providence, R.I.) 1827-1829, 1827-11-24
Deaths.

In this town, on Sunday week, Mrs. Abigail
Williams, widow Of the late Mr.. Pelcg Williams,
and eldest daughter Of Jsbez OIney, Esq.
In Warwick, on Thursday morning last, Mrs.
Mary Arnold. wife Of Mr.. Russell Arnold, in the
46th Jesr Of her age.
In smi,haeld. Mr.. wanton Mowy, in the
4sd yerr Of bis age.
Literary cadet and Rhode-Island statesman. [volume] (Providence, R.I.) 1827-1829, 1827-11-24

: The last National Journal contains copies
of circulars from the Secretary Of the Treasu-
ry and Of the Navy Of the United States, ad-
dressed to the Collectors Of Customs in the va
rious seaPorts, to be communicated to vessels
engaged in foreign voy ages, for the purpose of
encouraging them to bring to this country, the
plants aud seeds Of other climes. that they ma,
be cultivated within the U: states.
Literary cadet and Rhode-Island statesman. [volume] (Providence, R.I.) 1827-1829, 1827-11-24

PENNsxLvAnIA.-Ther has been a very
strong administration meeting in Columbia
county. A distinguished Pennsylvanian, who
was proposed in the Jackson convention OF
1924, as Vice President Of tho United States,
csme out decidedly in favour Of the reelection
Of Mr.. Adams.
Literary cadet and Rhode-Island statesman. [volume] (Providence, R.I.) 1827-1829, 1827-11-24

Mdine.-0reat szeitsment continues to exist
in the state Of Maine, respecting the boundary
line with the British Provinces bordering on
that state. We fear blood will be shod BY
some of the contending parties. before the affair
is settled.
Literary cadet and Rhode-Island statesman. [volume] (Providence, R.I.) 1827-1829, 1827-11-24

VICE PRESIDENT. "A large and highly re-
spectacle meeting Of the friends of JonN
QUISoY ADAMS, and HENRY CLAY, held
at Pittsburg, Penn. have nominated JoHx An
DREW SHvLrz. ofthat State, for Vice -presi.
dent Of the United States.
Literary cadet and Rhode-Island statesman. [volume] (Providence, R.I.) 1827-1829, 1827-11-24

The Jackson paper at St. Mart,nsvle, LOU
Isiana, doubts whether the majority in that
place Is for Mr. Adams, but acknowledges his
trends are among the most respectable citi-
zens.
Literary cadet and Rhode-Island statesman. [volume] (Providence, R.I.) 1827-1829, 1827-11-24

sNrLsoN.-T The Directors of the Petersburg
Bank, have voted to send to England. to do
tsct the villain snelson if possible, and
messenger has already sailed from New-York
on his mission.
Literary cadet and Rhode-Island statesman. [volume] (Providence, R.I.) 1827-1829, 1827-11-24

CLARA FIsHER.-This Interesting and beau
tiful actress. does not succeed in pisasing the
play-gong people Of Boston She Is said by
some Of the pspsn,to be inferior to Min Rock.
Literary cadet and Rhode-Island statesman. [volume] (Providence, R.I.) 1827-1829, 1827-11-24

Aflcr tho board Of canvassers Of Albany
county, had completed their canvass, on Tues
day last, vote was taken on tho Presidential
question, and the resul, wss, for Adams 8,
jackson 3.
Literary cadet and Rhode-Island statesman. [volume] (Providence, R.I.) 1827-1829, 1827-11-24

u' The regular weekly meeting of r. R. {.
"A. o. E. A. o. F. will DO held THIS EVE
MING at half past six O'Clock at their Hall,
A Punctual attendance is requested.
Literary cadet and Rhode-Island statesman. [volume] (Providence, R.I.) 1827-1829, 1827-11-24

Mr.. EMMEr.-The.c committee of the Now
York bar, have appointed DEWITT CLINTON,
to deliver an sulogy on the late distinguished
barrlster, THohAs A. EMMErr, and GEORGE
SAMPSON TO write his biography.
Literary cadet and Rhode-Island statesman. [volume] (Providence, R.I.) 1827-1829, 1827-11-24

The Rev. DIR. M'Auley. of New York has de-
clined accepting the nvit alton to be Presi-
dent Of Transvlvania UBiversity.
Literary cadet and Rhode-Island statesman. [volume] (Providence, R.I.) 1827-1829, 1827-11-24

The hes'ss Of Assembly of New York. have
adopted an arnendmsnt to the law relative to
bills of exchange. by reducing tho rate of
damages on dishonoured bills TO ten per cent
Literary cadet and Rhode-Island statesman. [volume] (Providence, R.I.) 1827-1829, 1827-11-24

.ddusinistrafisn in North Carolina. A
convention is 10 bo held at Raleigh, on the
goth OF December, for the purpose Of forming
an Electoral Ticket, favorable to bfr. Adams.
Literary cadet and Rhode-Island statesman. [volume] (Providence, R.I.) 1827-1829, 1827-11-24

At the Legislative Caucus IN Vermont, TO
nominate Presidential Electors, Jackson can.
d;date had only six votes.
Literary cadet and Rhode-Island statesman. [volume] (Providence, R.I.) 1827-1829, 1827-11-24

WHO WOULD HAVE BELIEVED IT!-Mr.
Richie, the editor Of the Richmond Enquirer,
admits the Administration meetings in Virginia
are large and respectable?
Literary cadet and Rhode-Island statesman. [volume] (Providence, R.I.) 1827-1829, 1827-11-24

The Newport Republican states, that Messrs.
Robbins and Pearre will leave Newport on
Tuesday next for Washington.
Literary cadet and Rhode-Island statesman. [volume] (Providence, R.I.) 1827-1829, 1827-11-24

The last National Intelligencer. announces
the arrival Of Mr.. Wingate, a member Of Con-
gress from Maine, at Washington.
Literary cadet and Rhode-Island statesman. [volume] (Providence, R.I.) 1827-1829, 1827-11-24

Mr. WEBSTER has left his residence, Bos-
ton, for the seat Of government.
Literary cadet and Rhode-Island statesman. [volume] (Providence, R.I.) 1827-1829, 1827-11-24

o. Wagss.-The wages for ordinary Me-
ehanics. are said to be five dollars per day at
Mobile.
The Rhode-Island Republican. [volume] (Newport, R.I.) 1809-1841, 1827-10-04
RUSSELL'S
Itch Ointment,

This hoice and safe medicine is said TO be
superior to any now in use for that disagree
able and Troublesome complaint the itch. IL
is so certa N in its operation, that no person
troubled W. tn the above disorder, ought to be
without 1t. II is remedy for cutanecus e.
ruptions, So, rbutic affections of the head, salt
rheum, or an other breaking out which ari-
ses from the harp humors of the blood II is
highly recon- mended for the scratchers on
horses, and is said TO be certain cure If ap-
piled in seJ son Price as cents box.
The above meo cine is for sale by Doct. X.
r. HAZARD, and Doct a p. MooRE, Newport,
with Geo. Hammond, & Co. Wexford and
with the Druggists in New-York and Prov
dence, and in the principal stores in The north
ern states. Newpo, {, may IL, ls27.
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New london NOtCl.

(FRnM NEMPORT.I

(FROM NEWPORT
INFORMS the nuhlic, that, as successor
z to 4. B. LAWTON, with whom he has
lived the year past, he will continue this
'otel formerly kept by A. ShcparD opcn
a house OF entertainment, in the same
yle as kent tha year past, and hopes oy
his assiduty and attention, that he Will be
iav cured with a share of the public patron
age
y he .buyn wen known Establishment,
havit undergone extensive improvements
and r. apairs, now affords accommodations
for trs yellers, and families, equal TO any 9TH
er.
The house is pleasantly situated in Bank
Street opposite the river, from whence two
Steam D oats ply to New York, -four trips a
week.
Boarde."s by the week or year can be ac-
commodat,'d.
New-Lm ,don August 81, 1897.
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WIZ. .. gsGG@ 20

ENFORMS the public, that he has re-
n moved from III Thames street, to No.
2 Mili-strect. directly opposite Col. c. M.
Thurston's store, where he will be pleased
to execute all orders in the line of his pro-
fession, viz;-Engravng maps, s,charts, seals,
coats of arms frontispeces business, and
visiting cards; newspaper cuts engraved
on copper, steel, wood, &c; all kinds ofsl-
yer ware ma rked in an elegant style. Also,
corperplate printing neatly, reasonably,
and expeditiously executed.
Specimens of w. ID. Us work may be
seen by calling as above. mayo.
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MISCELLANY.
From the N. Y Morning Chronicle.
THE PAST.


al cannot but remember such things pere,
and were most dear To mo-"
II is not from the promised joys OF the
future that we can derive our happiness.
Anticipation may robe them in her gaudi-
est colors, and array them in her brightest
smiles, yet disappointment will cast her
clouds over them, and their bright hues
will fade away like the tints ofthe rainbow
before the shadows of evening.-Nelther
can we enjoy the present-the moment OF
enjoyment is a sensual qualification. we
must turn to the past II isa kindly Pro-
yidence, that, while it seems to bear us
swiftly over the ocean cf life, watts us un'
consciously back by a refluept tide to the
scenes Of other days, whose
Distance lends enchantment to the view
If those scenes have been innocent, they
must be happy; every hour adds new tint
every day new charm to them and eve
nv wear increases their value. Like OBJ
jecis to the aged eye. as they become more
distant, they appear more distinct-Whil'
we approach the winter of age, they -four
ish in The verdure Of spring, and while ag'
blanches our locks, they bloom in eterna
youth
Like objects placed too near the vision
we do not see our enjoyments at the mo
men, they are in our posssssion--we u
The Rhode-Island Republican. [volume] (Newport, R.I.) 1809-1841, 1827-10-04
RUSSELL'S
Stomach BitterS.

rT7HESE celebrated Btters are composed
u purely ofvegetab les Of the most innocent
yet specific virtues they are recommended
particularly for restoring weak constitutions,
cleansing and streng' hening the stomach, and
increasing the app,ti e also, preventive a.
gah,st the cholera morbus, removing nausea,
vola ting, heart burns, weakness in the breast,
pain in the stomach, and other symptoms of
ha,ulence and Indigestion; they possess pro-
pertNs peculiar to themselves, OF converting
new rum and whiskey into stimulating ang
invigo rating stomachic cordial one box Wild
tlnctuie one gallon of spirits.--Priee a5 cts
n hoy
The Rhode-Island Republican. [volume] (Newport, R.I.) 1809-1841, 1827-10-04
From an old paper.
Thr Rlontirp Mua.

"Cant you give some sort If a descriptit
IF il, Jonathan?
Yankee.--r guess Ill try
The fact that you have soon the thing,
There can he little doubt of
On one side, there's hole TO fill,
On to'ther, 10 pour out of -
Within the larger Of these holes
There usually plug is
And above, a handle, Of the same
Materials that the jug is.
Some Jugs are Httie kno,on; and some
Have acquaintance more extensive.
Some Jugs are kept at little cost;
And some are moro expensive.
Some Jugs are always used, without
Excuses or evasions;
And some are never used, but on
Particular oooasionc.
You'll sometimes find Monkey Jng
Where you would not suppose it;
Kept very costly and snug,
Within the deacons closet.
Some. Jugs arc used by candle light;
Some, just as day is dawning,
Some arc always filled, on Saturday,
And empty, Monday morning.
No harm, from Monkey jag, can flow,
lfcautiously you use it;
But every blessing proves, you know,
A curse, you abuse il.
The Minister may keep n Jug,
And scandal still be dumb too;
But if, TOO of he draws the plug,
You see just what he'll come to.
Some people handle Jugs, at home,
As soldiers do their rations;
But, ,rhon IN public, treat them, as
p They do their poor relations.
A jug will do no injury
To men in any station;
Ifit is only used with care
And decent moderation,
Fire, Wires, and Monkey Jugs are much
Alike, for many reasons.
All three are blessings unto man
At proper times and seasons.
For fvou manage them Alright,
They II bo--just what you make 'em;
But, if they get the UPPER hand,
Why, then--the Devil take 'om.
The Rhode-Island Republican. [volume] (Newport, R.I.) 1809-1841, 1827-10-04
AndersoM's Cough Drops.

The most valuable Medicine ever in use,
Coughs, ConsumptioRs, and .48itmaS.
T'IllS new and healing Balsam bids fair
l. to rival every medicine heretofore
discovered for coughs and complaints of
the lungs leading to consumption, and even
in seated consumptions it has lately been
used by many with the most surprising sue
cess. If certificates from persons of the
highest Responsibility or the great and in
creasing demand for them may be called
proof of its good effects it Is proved. Scarce
ly case OF colds, coughs, pain in the side,
difficulty of breathing, want of sleep aTis-
ing from debility, or even consumptions,
but may be relieved by the timely use Of
this medicine. Every genuine bottle has
.4nderson's Cough Drops
stamped on it, and the directions are all
signed by James .Heilen.
These Drops generally give ease in
most cases of coughs, colds, difficulty OF
breathing, wheezing, tightness of the chest,
consumptions, and pain in the side. The
aged will experience relief equally agreea-
BILE and instantaneous, even when the
lungs are affected.
C. BE particular, as each genuine bot
tie has |" Anderson's Cough Drops" stamp
ed on it; and that each of the directions are
signed in writing by "James Mellen": {:
no others are genuine.
Price One Dollar for large, and fifty
cents for small bottles.
The ADORE Medicine rs for Sole by
SAMUEL w. NINSON,
DRUGGIST AND APoTHFCABy,
No. liz, Thames-street,
who has for sale constant supply Of the
best kinds of
Medicines, Drpgs, &c.
Also oldwholesale and retail, by George
IT. Tillinghast, John II Mason, Providence;
DR.. Tibbitts, Warwick; Benjamin Bateman,
East-Greenwich; Daniel Carpenter, Tx
bridge; David Farnum, Smithfeld; DR..
| Briggs. Bristol; Thomas Toylor, Little Rest,
Rowse Babcock, Westerly; DR. Tillinghast.
Wexford: jeremiah Williams, Warren,
Daniel Brewer, Taunton, and the Post Mas
| ter in Slatersvile.
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Guardians Notice.

UNUE subscriber hereby gives public notice
\ that he has been appointed by the Hon.
Court of fProbate ofthe town of North Kings
town Guardian Of the persons and estate Of
SARAH DAwLEY, WILLIAM DAwLEY, RIcH-
ARD DAwLEY and PELEG DAw1Ey, minors.
children of Peleg Dawley of said town, dc
ceased and has given bonds according to law
Tie hereby callson all persons having demands
against said estate, TO exhibit the same TO him
within six months from the date hereof-ano
those indebted to make immediate payment
and also, al persons having any effects be
longing to the heirs of said deceased, to rem.
der an account thereof Immediately.
ROBERT ELDRED, Guardian.
North Kiugstown, aug. 10, lo27.
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y q u TG "
MY NATIVE LAND.


My thoughts are in my natiye land,
Ny heart is in my native place;
Where willows bend TO breezes bland,
And kiss the rivers rippling fac.
Where sunny shrubs disperse their scent,
And raise their blossom high TO heaven;
As il in calm acknowledgment
For rbrilliant hues and virtues given.
MY thoughts arc with my youthful days,
When sin and grief were but a name;
When every field had golden ways,
And pleasure with the daylight came.
bent the rushes to my feet,
And sought the water silent flow,
l moved along the thin ice fleet,
Nor thought upon the death below.
chilled the violet in the dell,
Where wild roses gave n ohequer'd shade
And listen cd to each village bell,
So sweet by answering echo made.
In Gods own house, on Gods own day,
In neat attire, bent the knee;
Pure sense Of duty bade me pray
Joy MADE me join the melody.
Thus momory from her treasured urn,
Slab es DER the mind her spring like rain
Thus scenes turn up and palely burn,
Like night.lights in the oceans train.
And still my soul shall these command,
While sorrow writes upon my face,
My thoughts are on my native land,
My heart IL on my native place.
IN. Y Amer.
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ISAAC GOULD,
No l76. Thames. street,

No 176, Thames-street,
mas JUST RECEIVED FROM BOSTON
AN assortment Of BROADCLOTHS
IN AND CASSIMERES: Extra fine La
dies Cloth, of the most fashionable colours
real Goats hair and common Camblets
scarlet Tartan and worsted Plalds silk
Velvet and rich Tioenet Vestings.
ALso--A consignment Of DOMESTIC
C.3LICOE.S, and extra fine SHiRILNGS
which he will sell at New-York prices, for
cash or approved credit.
Sept l6.
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lGIEIgMEIY GOODS,
NSTTG..1.

4 IL Tavern Keepers and Retailers OF
"a Spirituous Liquors, are hereby notifi-
ed thai their Licenses expired on the Uh
inst. and they are hereby requested 20 cal
Immediately at the Town Clerks office
and renew the same By order,
J26. B.. h. HOWL.a.ND, Council Cierk
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THE HUMRLE COT.

Blesi he the spot where cheerful guests retire
To pause from toll and trim their cyening fire;
Blest that abode where want and pahl repair,
And every stranger finds a ready chair,
Blost bo those ieasts with simple plenty crown d
Where all the ruddy family around
Laugh at the jcsts or pranks that never fail,
Or sigh with pity at some mourniul tale;
Or press the bashful stranger to his food,
And learn the luxury of doing good
The Rhode-Island Republican. [volume] (Newport, R.I.) 1809-1841, 1827-10-04
BOWS Genuine lamily
Medicine.

TIIIS celebrated Medicine is for sale By
Il Mrs. ;. BENNETT, at Capt. G. BEN-
NETT's, in Division n.street-she being the
only authorized Agent for vending the ar
ticle in this town.
GF The medicine usually sold by 9TH
ers in this town, under the name Of Dows
medicine is spurious. June %.
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Boarding House.
Benz. Fairbanks,

ID EsrrcrFuLLy informs his fren ds ana the
III public, that he still remains at .his old ST.
;,ntion in Thames-street, No. 40, corner Of
Fair-street, where he would be glad 20 accom-
modate a few steady boarders, on reasonable
terms. Newport, may -. lH
The Rhode-Island Republican. [volume] (Newport, R.I.) 1809-1841, 1827-10-04

.Nonchaionce John M'Bride, Of Brandon
says his wife has cloped from his board, and
taken his bed along with her. He bears his
loss like philosopher, and heads his adyer-
tsemcnt with "Joy go with her"