Phenix gazette. [volume] (Alexandria [D.C.]) 1825-1833, 1827-09-13

riosi,y keepit me CHAINED 10 tue "a@ r
| lust ,hoch, would bide awee, ana sue ~"
the affair was like TO end. :,
spray, wha are you sir?' sad Don''o, Pu,
ting his hands in his sides, ana ioohins ~"
his specs upon Mr. Welt, like deevll lheaa'i, IT,
5. wba are YOU. sir. thai daur speak TO me ID
this manner! a.. !
"Wba am ~" said the ither, drapping the
remnant OF the paper which was ourn'" l'o'e
to his fingers, ~ am Saunders Wet, man"
fac,urer in Hamilton that's what am.
"And am Donald Campbell, piper sis!er
son to his Grace the great granu uhe u -,
cyle," Numbered out the lleciahahnah' WI
voice that was fearsomc 70 hear. -,
And what about that" QUO Mr. wen, "a
,hsr snappishly, as ! thocht. II We were 'hr
prea, grand Duke Of Argyle himscil' as ye ca
him, ~ not permit you TO Kick up aus' i"
my shop" ar.
aye scounrel," said Donald, sclzlnG Mr'
WeGt by the throat, and shaking h.m 'ii' ne 10Y
tered like an aspen leaf, "die we mean 20 Spas
i'll Of his grace the luke OF Argyle: anu "I
| pied him aniihcr shakc-then, laying MAUI "
| his nosr, he swore that he would put as 'a"h
as a cows tail, il he ddna tina! instant rts'o.e
him his lost property. A, this sichi began TO
crew ~ over. and now saw The -necdcessity oil
Stamping ben, and saving my employer irae lar
,hcr damage. bodily and itherwise nae sonh
or had made my appearance ihan Donald ie'
90 his g~ip OF MIR Wef!'s nose, and the latter,
in a great passion, cried out, " William Mice,
! ,akyc TO witness what hae snHerit iTae this
blpid thirsty Hccandman is no to be rnd"r.
ed in Christian country. III hac the law o.
him. that I will I'll be whuppit Out III nae
amends, although il costs me- twenty POUNDS!
"Wha,'s the matter" quo !, pretending ig-
norance of the hall concern. what, IN me
name Of Nrbuchadnezzar, has set we thegithcf
bv the lugs?" Then Mr.. Wcf Logan his iaie,
how he had been coliared and weei ni62 thraP
nled in his ain shop; then the lther tau'd how
in the FRS, place Mr.. Wef;'s grandfather, as he
ca'ed Nosey, had stolen his note, and now
in the second place, Mr.. Wet himself hau m
suited III: grea, grand luke OF Argyle. IN
word, there was desperate KICK az ottWetn
them, he ane ,hrceping that he waud tax the
Law Of The i,her immediately. Ma, in this rc
spect Donald gaed The greatest lengths Tor he
swore that, rather than be defeat. be wad carry
his cause to the House of Lords, although II
cost him thret,y pounds sterling. l no" Sd"
it was time to pat in word.
"Houts ,ou,s, gentlemen" quo !, what
the use Of a. this ciishmaclaver? le'Ne bath
gotten the wrang sow by the lug, or ny name 5
no William NIECE. I'll wager &c a penny
piece, that my monkey Noscy is al the bottom
, Of The business"
Nae sooner had Ispoken the word, 'hah 'ne
twa, looking round the shop, spied the oe's''e
sitting upon the she'll, girning al thcm, ana t,p'
, ling out his tongue, and wigG'c- wagglin3 MS
walking s,ies over his Tel, chew, as II he nae "a.
apnaTi,ion SCI up loud J,uch. his nassion left
hun il a moment. when nc Jaw the ridiculous
) mistake thai The He,lapdman had Ga'en into
and I,hocht he would bae burs,pd his sides wi
eyepdown merrinen,. 81 FIRST Donald looki,
desncra,e angry and ;pding rrae the w,v he was
twisting about his month and rowino his cen.
o,ined tina, he intended some deadly skai,h
70 the monkey. but his ,nde sense oCwhich
Heelandn,ea axe no a',osither destitute; got The
better Of ri. ar. and he roareG and lauched
ike the rcry misl,,i,E. Nor was,his a. for
nae sooner hsd he began TO LAUGH. than HE
monkey did { c same ding. ond held its sides
in precisely the same manner imi,atin, his ac
lions. in the mos, amusin' wav imaginable. -
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