American watchman and Delaware advertiser. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1822-1828, 1827-08-17
From the N'sm YorA. .'Iorning Courier.

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| STYLE OF ADvERTIsEMENrs.-W have been
quite edited by reading an advertisement in one
ol the Philadelphia papers. The article ofere.'
Tor sale Is = Universal Syrup;,' and thus does the
worthy proprietor rush " in medias res
Universal Syrup-Good news the ai, ted trlet
and never denied read ii tw ugh and then ynu viii
hat the Universal Syrup has done; us,er close the
old year, endeavor inform shat il has done tor
the pubic, and other means occasionally; what have adj
nnsered in my care, and which geat deal Of il has
been administered in different states by others and with
good effect, which greatly recommended for its virtue
in all cases.
! This amiable Energetes is not particular abous
his grammar. but this is trifc compared with his.
generosity. He Offers to cure all the diseases is
the world Sand more too" Listen, invads!
Any persons afflicted with the above, or any disease
whatsoever, and places themselves under and at
tends my directions, will guarantee safe ahl soant
cure.
We are sorry to learn from another part Of this
:" Carmen Triumphale." that the stomach y addic~
ted to bad habits it ought to be sent immediately
to the :. house of correction"
cannot help but caution the public look them.
selves individually, for often they advised and given.
medicine which dcbiates the body, aeakens he nerves,
at the time receiving no benefit, bn, sid getting
weaker not speaking any thing disrespectfll OF any mrd
cine any further than d. my own, will assure you that
if medicine will not TAX its desired effect in aweek
days. which ought to convince any patient whether
they are receiving any benefit or not
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Yourself Individually now? All other medicine
weakens the nerves. while it Il the mescine)
receives benefit. Surely tonght to receive none,
and set the mild father of the Universal syrup will
not speak disresIectfully Of it Is not this oroear
ancee
81 don't ask person to take FIVE, six eight bottles
of my medicine and make them believe that time
ing. But one bottle will act any complain whatsoever,
so The patient shall be reconciled 10 their fate
| If this he not the supe,lative Of doctriRal kind
ness, where is it to be found To take one bottle
of the SYRUP and to be reconciied to fate, all
though we are somewhat startled at the ambiguity
Of the latter expression But the conclusion Of
this splendid address IS the climax Of eloquence.
The Doctor spurns dull prose. and stradtliing the
noble stced Of poetry. goes off on the full gallop
The Lord good and kind to all,
invite the atll ctcd to give call,
Some have money aud some have none,
1 give all an Invitation 10 come
Those tina, are al cted and will convince they
not able 10 buy,
i will give to them medicine and lei them try,
The Lord is my precer,e or and has given unto ne.
And feel myself bourd 10 give unto thee,
lie that eeketh shall surely find"
Pindalic by all that's poetica! The fne philn-
sophica truth Of the third line is only esaaiie, by
the hexameter of the fifth, which has bat one re-
dundant syllable. Happy Philadelphia. happy ia
poetry, but far happier in Syrup!