Phenix gazette. [volume] (Alexandria [D.C.]) 1825-1833, 1827-04-02
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sured, extensively circulating throughout the
southern states. Iimpute il wholly 10 the mod
esty Of the Pa,entee that il has not been public
" announced. The effects already produced
are so satisfactory; and the character OF the
CcrtiEers so well known that the value Of the
discovery cannot but be duly appreciated by all
to whom its properties and wonder-workihg
qualities shall be made known. This Panacea
has been for some time in use, 10 the South, &
has performed some astonishing cures. 1t is,
as | am informed by the friends OF the PaleE-
tee, about TO be introduced into the Middle
States l, is with tina, view the Certificate Ola
Member of Congress is published, Ii is not
contemplated to attempt the introduction OF
this Panacea into the New England States; the
prejudice against the Psteniee, and other pre-
iudices would, il is feared proven, its success in
those States. ! send you copy and hope you
will give it publicity"
NEW PATENT POLITICAL PANACEA.
MARTIN VAN buren,, Cabinsi-maker & join
er. No. /. Abany.strcet, New York, informs
his friends and the public that he has with
great labour and sagacity succeeded In the com
position of new Panacea which produces the
mos, important, valuable, and truly unheard oil
effects upon the human system 1t is well known
that some Of the mos, difficult disorders TO be
treated in the system Of political men are those
which arise from their opinions being supposed
10 be committed on certain points, so that when
il is become convenient TO adopt other views,
the old doctrines are found to be IN the way,
the Digestion. becomes impaired, and the gener-
al health and character Of the patent are grew
ously affected.
The most obvious symptoms of the disorder
are difficulty of Swallowing the new doctrines,
and general tremor and flushing OF the lace,
when the patient first publicly announces his
conversion, together with many other distress
sing symptoms and circumstances
To remove these complaints has long employ.
ed the Efforts Of distinguished political physi.
clans. but hitherto their labours have pro ed
generally unsuccessful.
NV B. Congratulates himself, and the A
merican public in general, upon the complete
efficacy Of his Panacea, which has succeeded 10
the utter establishment OF all who have witness
ed its magic operations. Some Of the most in
veterate cases (apparentl,) have been SO sue
cessfully treated that The nearest friends oi the
patients have declared their inability to recog-
nize them again. The proprietor thinks IL need
/ less to expatiaie upon ,he Niitu y, ut the rama
cea. but refers with entire confidence, to the
| following ceriifi, aies, 10 which he can add his
own testimony. having first had occasion 10 try
tie medicine upon himself.
iEHMs.
The new Patent Fanacea is sold in bottles,
each containing printed directions Tor It's u.s. /;
signed by the proprietor--and may be had oil
the following persons:
Boston, The Statesman Ofhce.
New-York, The Enquirer do.
Philadelphia, The Palladium do.
Washington City, The Telegraph do.
Richmond, The Enquirer do
Charleston, The Mercury do.
Other agents will BE- appointed hereafter If it
should be ascer,ained that they will serve.
CERTIFICATES
The following are seeet ted from number
of certificates in the possession Of the proprif-
or.
JOHN c. CALHOUN, late Of the City OF
Washington, (rurner,) certi6es, tina, Tor few
years pas, he professed certain unfounded OPT
mons on political Subjects, viz. that Domesnc
Manufactures ought to be cherished; that the
general government possessed the power ana
was bound in duty to execute Internal Improve
ments; that the general welfare required iioe-
raj construction of the constitution, &c. but
that having occasion recently 10 discover tina,
his former opinions would prove an Impedi-
ment 10 Partnership, he was about forming
VIII SOuC otuSi p>'SN'S VI 1890 y
entcavorcd 10 adopt opinions opposite to these,
but To his grea, dismay found that he was una
BILE 10 swallow them, and that they actually
stuck in his throat. In this distressing sltua-
ton he was recommended by his friends to try
cyan BuREN's PANAoEA," which he according
" did, and to his great JOY found tina, single
bottle gave immediate relief. He declares that
he can now swallow any thing, however inoon'
sis,ent with his.former principles, and since ne
took the Panacea he has not bushed at SIN
gle assertion of his own, or Of his partners IN
trade.
SAMUEL D. INGHAM, Of Bucks County,
Pennsylvania, agent, late pupil to John Z. Cat
houn, in the Turning business, cerllhes, ina. nc
| was in 1928 and 1924, one Of the stou'est adVo-
Gates for the Tariff, and like his preeeptor, con
tended earnestly for a liberal exposition OF 'he
constitution Of the United States, but haVhg
la,ely received orders from Tennessee ana
South Carolina for the manufacture OF new
Sc: OF opinions, he found himself exceedingly
embarrassed and agita,ed in his nerves by TINS
operation, and felt at one time, serious doubts
abou, his political digestion, until he was re
commended to try "VAS BuREN's PANAcEA:" a
single spoonful of which had the desired effect,
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