The Virginian. [volume] (Lynchburg [Va.]) 1822-1829, 1827-09-17
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MIN. NONLN. AND NlMNtN ,
ON saw srx riscovtREu.

ON SAW skx piscortRIp
D,1 m, reader ever meet with p supposed
sort IF sofnea. called 4 horse sod-motNef l.
be aeanaiatfd m he YER lllsl, ts) with oihef
vnrci,c. OF tkr srcc'es, yolepl coarse mindfd
women scoids. troops, &c. These aI' not ho
men Lord help him they are not o'cn r.
males. Dull are the nqnrrrs that ever took
them for such. They are Sasnmtn: I VIII cs-
pl=rftbe wnrd presently.
Furthermore. did the reader ever see a sup.
po.ed SORT nj man called a milk.sopl Has he
been puzzled 70 know whatto make Of sa"neYS.
rnsIe.eossuts. hu.y hoaies hobadds. wlltals.
Ac1 Iie.eare nrlhei men nol males lhes
are hrwfaker division OF the same tribe Of an.
ma, called ia the singular nninber The Norman
49, pronounced sior Is tr0lr6u. lhcre Is man,
rnra Wanian. aontrn ard norman aud mn.
snen J., word u properly n"m"n. nomrn,
a,ier 'ss len oi tht aprsiianao feminine
b. ~1sr q. 30. to prevent mistake.
L. hHetsi anlmsl a. The pre'tndcd tefn9i'
tprsist IS m horse ra5moihrr II H "asfs
Lnosr. ~ i, frTepr~ssije isnJfncy 60 behave
like "a. l.. vu'cr j. irao - c'''nrfs cur
hlan, 4 fsas l.seu kno.. 10 ieap h'e-bafted
gate.
Tie = a ~ n pagsion far bearing iis Nv
~. snt All r,e 1n. gassHue complain
Jog iram a.bfau- III nfaHf. T. t~l'sHis N
-0r4sfae mad Servants and .od i't's'irnas and
ts,a snark M proportion - IL tolerated. %
o'ari1ie ~ Hi.trrailirnt It truth IS, ihsfs
u se.at foundation in ,se 5harge Tho only WY
o. ae = real service. - NJ II eudu.f -
as patss q wears rstlfeui - lasi, a. We a.
VS. sisiaaz though mol - speedily.
Theritcn rsscoIhIcs a.. sood. but 11's mo-
care fat nj ing such an eieslal noise. l. has
h's 81 efrs4nce: durine which oon'rlVes e.
scaid n rs ayes. .. hons andhai. ard rs cat
like expression and - cledlbl, reported 70 have
been known Ia splt
II is pity sometimes 10 see the uCllap To-
itis noi alp avs On 81 uaiur,d creature. but 80
dirty, that nobody can touch Il II has 81 odd
passion Tor clappmz "a iine icalnios and driy
siocking. aud viii take a great ta~dry rae
and drag il. with mighiy appearance Of sat.
isfacuon. along puddle.
there - a variety cllled the trollop mental
Which, though externally cleaner ihdn the 9th
er. ], in9lc hdeuuslv dirty in gram. Some OF
these creatures wili frk Tot amusemeuts sake.
Itr su On old dfah o, uurse IN a hospital
lilu su-h b,in.s could be taken for women, |
cannot imagne Yet ! have met with prepos.
ferrous human creatures, VINO have though them
handsome. DINERS have affirmed, that thcy
would with pleasure spend ar bnur or 80 viii
Nizrns and heir acquaintance. and think them
charming lnt that time though ar that ume NJ
for tastes. For my part unless a woman is no
merely supposed woman, but real one, u.
e. with the author of the Criticism Beau
~. and wyad prefer the plainr>i little soul that
ever afrned a dancing master, provided 81"
verc sensitive aud good humored
30 niue II! the ruhuster Norman. or pro'cnd
ed females The cpiri o. the pretended aa.es
Is ihc milk sop. tits su.ely too well known 10
need des=s ptIun So is the saNney aud hob
adj Bui cart should be taken OF the maic eos.
sap. Under pretrncc of being man, u Is u
great murderer nt trpuiailnns. and carries FIR
from house 10 houSc The husy-body may b,
knowh BY poi ing lis noso in every bodys desk
closet and concerns. IL IS n pity somcbpdy
docs not nail a tew specimens against dooT-waYs
az ierorem The busy body aud malc-gossp
hive much in common but the former gives It's
eli the greater airs II often affects TO patron
IL; aud then mrrgrs into the animal called the
pig.
know mt more unpleasant specimen Of No
man tifindcrd il is wo,ihv. Of that nance Than
the species called number one ltis the farthest
removed from humanity. tnr IT rs the selfish
When its name is mentioned. it gives q hurrid
Etin, meaning 10 express its complnCcucy and
spse OF lis cunning Tor II Is lost 10 all of
shame. II hides nancy like Il magpie /; stintS
you at every turn, even 10 a little tea aud sugar
and y i'll let is companions drown, rather tan
wet foot Ihis Species ought 10 be separated
from all the rest, brng in fact more below the
whoe i e than tive others are below the best of
ali The human race. II should alsohave dress OF
as era to distinguish 10 dal ewes great dis
ordcts Using from allng these and other crea.
rurcs ior men and women. Human beings
hav, b" a hnoan o. n cntrappcd into a connec-
uon with them, aud to have led the most horrid
lives
As 10 the dress OF Nimmen IN general the i'm.
prudence of some of thcn and the folly OF others
10 assuming the apUtrel OF men aud wemen.
org TO be- gaaroei against, | think 10 the fol.
low ing manner The pretended female should
Teta n, as a mark f Disgrace, the female hHsit
ali over the upper pnrt OF the BODY. bat should
be forced to put on that OF male for the rest ~
wear the brooches II particular Fhe pretended
male, upon the like principle, should retain the
uppef part OF the h'bit masculine, and adopt for
d g temaintler the petiIceat and the title shoe
fancy the former struttng away with a
bonnet full Of ribbons. and small clothes like a
'druaIEiers tho peIficoat maeine teuderly BY
IL side. snrnountcd by the bust of a young
& eman!
Nprethe heart oflll Fcetstroat opprsssl with care,
Yar mist we're disperd should Nooman appear.
Tsere would be many adyant ,ges in this ar.