Constitutional Whig. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1824-1832, 1827-08-29
SfafsreIlaneuas Department.
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HUMOR.
Fourth Of Juiy proceedings from s augusta Ctronic

HUMOR.
Fourth Of Jay Procecdings from e augusta Chronicle
After trial Of skill workmanship in which Bar
ncy showed off conspicuously with his gaupt vet Her
cuiean Squire. hawk eye, and polished rifle the men COL
iected under thick foaged walnut swi,h their hearts
soil with whskey and their heads soft with blowsn
and began a slang about politics. The spring of Bar
noys genius was touched-hc opened his mammoth
laws and the silence Of death segned around except
; The occasionai hiccup of a few "Joy topers" who
wa!owed in the sand, las drunk as cootern R,r-
ney began with few rolls of his little grew owes after
pouring down good draught, hching up the waist
baud OF his inexpressblcs, and mounting stump that
MAS Just at his elbow.
"A!ore begin the DECENTRALIZATION of what am 70
ing lot TO say, will just mention by way of in,roec
ton, that hate the present mnis,ration as do n
pole cat" lfeie deep groan heard among the
auditors, and Barney made pause-.'an awful pausen
! Lowering his shcgy eyebrows and glarng around
with most ominous expression of counteuance; but
"ooouy knew from whence II came, Barney pro
ceeded.) II have done my damudrst TO casgate all
them which supports NJ for the very of is rot
ten so, sap tree, and fruit must be too. hant
read newspapers for nothing. General government
and The nnstraon are going in eahooi to undermine
and override the undertakings of the free people in
Georgia Amt our principles free liberty gratis for
nothing (Hear hear.) Ant Georgians sprung from
g'newine stock OF contineutalers, who was all pluck
to the maroon? (Great cheering.) Nav I walk
rough sbOd through the Creek Nation afore weld
an inch of the plantations purchased by the rishtul
Georgia treaty: CVhoop feIons Besides l and mo-
ther, has both got draw in the Land Ioterv tn
gether and ha'nl no notion o. seeing sacred in.
visible vestered rights alore own faces. Troun is
tbe man OF my cut-mought be better ma ybap: but
damme If he ha'nt more blood in his little finger than
would SWIM horse: War whoop.) l am up afore
you my boys, candidate for Lcgsater-you knows
me TO be no fool i'll national affairs, and therefore
must help the out. Will oppose the elevation of any
ADAMS 10 the Congressional chair of State for rea
sons best known TO myself, which will tell you about
ihere is too much depredations and extravapatiou
win peoples money. Fifty sic thousand dollars has
oeen 'eprobated for quantity of b,iiious pills. which
q fDr H,.i,
Lee AN act has hecn passed BY the ministraton cal
led the nonnter cursd act that was brought about bv
one Colonel Trnde-whichis of your very rankest
coioncrs-and by it have lost the States of North
and South Canada and Tarrtory of the West Indies
! What are we TO do for sugar and coiies? And be
sides they have passed law dest-ain the liberty of
Tue Press and also to upset the election of Gn'raI
5ackson and e1crimnate vistige of State Right
And they have made another Congress, which is 60
SIT somewhere IN the State of Panama; and they tav e
appointed another mnistration there which is 10 ion
GIn'rai Bolivar and the British set all the uipgers
free in the South States, and ia the TarritoTv of
liayt. Now arnt these pretty corrupons doipys;
and arnt right in calling Adams foul and a Fed.
eTal coitioner and rso Grassy, when he oos suc
things these; and perfers New Englau,i Run 10
Jtaka and gives his family bilious pills al the ma ton
expense, Loud cheerDg.l If so I'm elected Gin,
raj Government shall wear the print OF these Eve
knuckles-No man that comes here as regent shall
take upon himself than what's his rehtiul duty
My great objic shall be to benefit rny Constitutes
will take care to have system of Internal improve
state. Macon and
Nlilledgcvie shall become seport towns, and Steam
boats shall paddle up tho Allegheny Mountains. Loud
! and continued cheerBg.) I'll have no taxes for ~,
h h; 'em all paid out Of the pablo money. tWhoop)
! r have no musters! (Belos.) Georgians shall have
their rights and their Iands! IowI) Gin'ral Govern
! ment shalt ride on journey thro' the Creek nation
with led hot iron cotton down bis thoa yell
and John Quincy shall be dashed round The world
with bradoan bit and curb until he owns Georeisn,
+ is pluck TO The backbone!n
| iere another groan heard, and It was found to
proceed from Yankee pedier, who, it appears had
found his way into bad company and hearing bis IA
v"rlte thus beabored could only his Indignation
by groansiie was quickly dragged before the orator
but not without some resistance and as a fight was
now Indispensable took the side OF the pedar and
others fought under the banners of the State AT il
they went, kick, bite, and gouge: and the theory of
oPcs was fully illustrated, by many pngnncious wi gh
ere the doughty combaants had fought their belly
"" and 'rctired will; all the honors of war from the
bluoiy field OF battle"
What became of Che poor pcdlar know not for nv
fears were too busy for my curiosity and mounted nv
horse and rode cP while the combaants were prappn
and painting as ifthey struggling with deaths own
self; and had rode ten miles before observed that INV
horses tail was shave ed to the bonei
THE WANDERER.