Literary cadet, and Saturday evening bulletin. [volume] (Providence, R.I.) 1826-1827, 1826-12-16

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| iricked Democrats 4 X =.
Here let us leave her, and look out for Hell Gate
Reader didst ever, in perusing Paradise Lost, dive
down into the gloomy recesses of thy Imagination
and figure to thyset huge portals of adaEsant, saw
ming like the empyreal concave rent IN twain
! tail skeleton, with bow and arrow, for Deaih--u
squallid -- for Sin and her holll.-with tn
"ouh ,u.' hms If issuing from the la mes nrlow
| Then aver thou art Ounce for It, The Gais /,
a very civil, well behaved gate. and before tbo.
lookest into Milton asaln, prIthee 90 to New-Yo
aud take peep at il.
| That you call He'll Gate :" cxcla iacl a lean
| looking, sunburut, hook .nosed fellow, Ntth Il phi,
| IT Orri -Rime whi.kers, whose blood red tresses
deepening in the sun." might have st twenty
| Courts like that Of Versa. IN an Uproar. "Nhy
| sentlemen! did ye never san through the h.sei-
| strom on The Coast of .Io-W7? weather hurri-
cane IN the Lured I.ands or sec au eartg lake NJ
| Tajpraso or hear tenpe,t ot moonsnon and
thunder off the Cupes Of BAD JrclRaadci? ? Zounds !
Zounds donI talk to me OF such rippilS this =
Here is a new highway to conseqd nee, said | to
me-and You have go0piioa, Mr.. 1'roylodyte, II
you don't travel upon lt---never mind The tO'i--
,chHe lies lawful tender in this charitable age.
Hereafter, let no man--or woD.an either--say to
you, Z" Have you seen MiS ?' or" Have you heard
that" No--be an ignoramus no Ion ,er-yoa have
heard aud seen every thnS--rc clor you han I
studied WolGAs SO long, to be pOseI by pair OF red
whiskers!
Ru Tpo ~ .l,i, ..I,s
weather bow-New York wI.h her thousand spires
and ten thousand ships, " that 60 down 10 make
mcrchandise upon the great deep" Who are ali
that" gorgeous comI any staining upon the wharf
yonder-gapkiHg at TIA. Fanny, q. II they were An
thropophag, and attended 10 make JricaSce OF her
cargo? All we shall and feel the truth more
Here they come, (" like the rush OF waters'-Uack,
white and sray-negroes, creoles, ditchmen and
yankees "Please to have back, Slr:' "N heres
your trunk, Sir ?"'' Is this your valise, SIR -
" Shall take your bassase, Sir :'-Gezooks Nj.
lrosodyte who are y0d ?--Gen. Jackson, our
President, or Baron Hoffman that these mterua-
ly Tolte tiothamite- are mach interested IN your
precious welfare :-or aIe YOU plain uusUspcct-
ing Troglodyte, and these KIDD fellows desrous OF
tightening your hands OF those bits OF linen, wrought
and plated INTO comely shape by the tidy fingers OF
your Granny Gruy? Recollect the inexpressiblcs
the manuscripts-thc--ayc, aye!-enOugh III
keep one eye open-Aud now-whoever aud what
ever you are-most gentle Of all readers-l will re
cord my plan TO preserve my lusSase-ior your
s,,ecia, edifcation. You must know. that same
CITY OF New Amsterdam be an ola one-inaymuch
as whaie upon his ARRIVAL is forthwith transmos-
r,fed MO brlndio coo-n you ore skeptical up
NTH, point-Dr. niitahe!l staHls jeady TO show
you the uader-anl you can have scirat,Gc oath
that Whaie Is no Jia,-erso must be coV -
Where transu Il lations take place suddenly-it
hehoyes the Traveller to be wary--ior rs fish
" Change .-preSio io--scJeio .-agrGme.io -. 'oto
quadrupeds It w"uld be nothing tot yon to- pass,
20 - INTO a ,tst-and # you were to loose yuu.
basgage--any sophomore could safely swear you
were gudgton. Not wishing Just at that time
To te forced to take a drive INTO North River, or
seek Dr.. Nilchelis Tor sustenance-or come III
contact with " Sam Jones, the f.Ler-maasS oyster
tongs{1l selected the ltest negro could see--one
that contained by etimation six barrels of lubdcr
oil-aud having made him swear--pon honoar--
that he could WHISTLE ordered him to take Vi,
his line Of march for Broadway, trilling forth
. Yankee doodle ~ the top of his iohishe Now
NIr. " hats -your-name-if you ever should be SET
down IN thyllAs3Snth of brick and mortar" d.
nkewlse"-unlessss6u would wander longer than
did Pa.phae-huf.trose youG whiytle before buy
ne it ia ma x IN Of the g eat Wolius-whehr the
II oglodyte unfortunately had forgot ot;en--and came
near losng--not his luggage--but himself, in con-
,equence-The negro poor fllow-laboured his Ut
most to squeeze out Of his dumping lips something
like a Chrlstlan-hke whistle-but ali would not do
it was bu, the melancholy cultural OF an old bel
lows, with the nose knocked of-and before rea
-cned Broadway, began to have an instructive dread
'Sithe ialllacoiian operation upon my own gnomon
lnugne--hut you canEo, IL you have not seen
" tAe great Babel anl ielt the crowda pedestrian
pxcur,ion ron .Fulton-sp to Broadway-head
a.seaIoa .islls 10y porters bOxes-Gash'd at by
he tltIJgc arms Of six hundred oounter-skippers
ut M spced--bluudcrmg over piles Of hali-sawn
.2gr--retras.tdby by copious shower OF brick6ats
t~sa 1y,s sxth story-hogs Ginning the gauntlet be-
,5en trdr legs--pusncdby hideous old apple-wo-
I,a .os,lcd by chimney sweeps--crowdsd by candy