The Virginian. [volume] (Lynchburg [Va.]) 1822-1829, 1826-07-10

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kgresses playful as kittens-ouite
Rmore obllglng than need he--unde,
Hsnch circumstances.--itis not Il bad
Fway-maid or midow--when YOU
4 fancying a woman. 10 make her
Il beliese that You have an aversion tn
aher. IT she has any concealed good
( qualities. they are pretty sure to
Acome out upon such nm occasion.
MAXIM VII.
4 In Judging 1ohers to look for a
Iwiie--that is, for the lady who il To
form thd' raw material of one
very great caution Unnecessary And
you can't take anything better with
Hyoo in looking about, rs a general
Nprinciple. than that good mothers
Hcommonly make tolerably good
Ndanghiefs. OF course, therefore.
syon won't go. Of consideration pre-
fpcnse. into any house where parentsl
are badly connected, or have beenl
badly conducted. Nor, upon any
account at all, into any house whereI
Syon don't quite feel. that il you don'tl
aconduct Yourself properly you'll i'm
: medlately be kicked out Of it. This
assurance may be troblesome whilel
are only visiter; but. when youl
Scome to be one OF the family, you'll
&hnd it mighty convenient. Ii yonI
3hnd any place where vice and iollyl
2have been used 10 be called by theilI
bright names. stick to that by all
Smeans---there are seldom more thauI
two such in one parish and if you'll
Ssee any common rasral lrt into the!
Shouse where you visit ~ readily as
4 yourself, go out of il Immediately.
MANN X.
fyon marry an actress. don't ietl
&her be "a tragedy one. Habits of ran
Ting, and " 'isking up II down With
Ia long train before a row of foot
4 Ramps are apt to cast an undue Ia
Ndicrousness (when transpIanted) ..
Ever the serious business OF life. On
Civ imagine Castigatlon delivered to
8the cook. in King Cambyses's Vein
upon the event OF an under-done Leg
Eof mutton Mt dinner or AN incanta-
ton of Helen M'Gregor. ordering
Ethe cat tn be thrown alive into the
rislern. ii piece of tnulIin was Alb
stracted, without leave ut break
fast
81 MAXIM XII.
IF you marry an actress, the sing
ing girls perhaps are best Miss Pa
ton, | think. seems very soit. and
coaxing, and desirable. | myself
should prefer Kitty Stephens TO any
@of them. Though she is a sad lazy
aslut, won't learn line. and sleeps
i all day upon the sofa But I'm a tea
Hchcr and therefore the less parade
my own practlce-at least so the be-
lief goes---the better.
MAXIM XII.
BE sure whenever you choose, to
&choose a proud woman. All honesty
His a kind of pride ; or at least 94ths
of it. No people do wrong.but in spite
of themselves they feel certain
5quantity Of descent and sell .degra-
dation the more woman has to
forfeit, the less likely she is to for
Sfeit any thing at all. Take the
spride. although you have the virtue ;
Sthe more Endorsements yoa get, even
lon good bill, the better.
MAXIM XIII.
Don't marry any woman under
*twenty-She is not come to her vic
Skedncss before that time Nor any
swoman who has a red nose at any
3age /; because people make obserya-
4tions az you 60 along the street. A
H.cast of eye, las the lady casts
Nit upon you---may pass muster under
Nsome circumstances and have @.
Even known those who thought it de-
sirable but absolute squirting is a
monopoly of vision which ought no
TO be tolerated.
MAXIM XIV,
Talking Of vision reminds me o
an absurd saying. That such OF
such n one can see as far through
a milestone as those chat picked it.
| don't believe THAI any man ese'
saw through nilI-stone bit Jcr
4 ~ BenthaW aud lac looked through
athc hole.
B Unpleasant Consequences Of SIGH
HIntorication. In the course oil tn
watcl,-house delivery at Marble