The Massachusetts spy, and Worcester County advertiser. [volume] ([Worcester, Mass.]) 1825-1831, 1826-07-05
[Frcn the Louisiana Advertiser.
oh, thci nay friend yo0sld--tcee a JFess'


peiehaor Liberals and ask him If he viii ooi'Se
me by the loan of this mornings paper a lew
moments. lust TO look at the ship news ana tse
advertisements
THAT'S lust what / said yesterday morning,
daddy, when went to borrow the paper, anu
YOU know you kept it two hours, and &c was
obliged TO send for it, -.
"WeH, then, say something else to h'm'
John, do you hear, John? and give my COM
,liments, John, do you hear
yes, daddy (e.rit and reiltnls') -,
"Wcl!, John, have you got the paper:
No daddy, neighbor Liberal is walking
.bout the room waiting for Mr.. Newsmonger
| TO finish readin, the Louisiana Advertiser, OF
! Mr.. Lougwind to drop the Gazette; when
he has got almost asleep over
| {" But is not the Argus and Mercantic Au-
vertiser come !" ,oa
yes. Daddy, but Mr.. Neithcrside is read
/ ing one. and Mr.. Scribclerus is laughing over
that funny piece he told you he was gong 10
have published in the Mirror and believe
he has read it twenty times over.
"This is provoking; wonder why they
don't take the papers themselves, ana moi Oe
troubling their neighbors." -,
eWhy don't you take paper, DADDY
aW6v-why-if did, | never could get
! chance 10 see it. An impairment set oil spon-
.
Of four liberated, and know it will give
neighbor Liberal pleasure, to crafty me only
for a moment"
"Weli, John, what success:
Cant get a paper, daddy, Mr.. Liberal mas
oot the Mercantile Advertiser away from Mr..
Scribelerus. and MIR. Dolittle is looking over
} his shoulder while he reads it, and he'll want
it next
t "This is beyond all bearing it il now sew
| en- o'clock, and suppose must wait ''Il at
, ter breakfast before | can get the news, ana
who the ID I'm riolela paSston) would
Dive a sumarlxee to read a newspaper alter
! breakfast. Do you hear, John, go again joins
+ and wait Till one or the other OF the papers IS
0 ont oe the hands of these internal gormondiz-
n ing monopolizers, and be sure to catch it,
:. Iobn. and then tell Mr.. Liberal that will re-
} turn !, instantly-do you hear John? ?"
), yes daddy (eriO (Enier SlCaitoV.O
i sGood morning neigh5or Eagernoos-any
!. thing noo?'
: en- times TO Liberal there, to request the loan
of his paper, only for moment, and he has
= the impertinence 10 refuse me-"
u Refuse you ?
IT eNot exactly refuse me, but he permits
d such fellows as Longwind, NelthsrsIde, Serb
p clerus, and Newsmonger, to pore over them
. 70. hours, not only Through mistaken cour
: tesy) deprivng himself but his neighoor'
{ from getting early intelligence oil what Is pas
y sing in the world"
n INV goodness! be they reading 'em now?
l. Eyes" (sighmg.)
"a well. that's abominabIe why don
: you take Noospaper yoursef:'
. = Why don't you take one you are al
u WAYS inquriug after Noos, as you call It,"
= why, did take one, but the printer dom
leave il at my hoasc any more, cause hack
p eled about the price, and wood'nt pay him.
= "That's good reason for the printer, if it i
none for you. Well, John, did you get thu
!, No, taddy, Just as that Mr.. Neithersid'
at was done, ia come Mr.. Iookit and MiSte
r Nabit, and come ba611.'
= you hear2 and ask Mr.. Liberal he will be
kind enough--do you hear? kind enough to
5 lend me any northern paper he may have, OF
y ifhe has not one, ask him TO lend me yester-
d days paper again, or The day before, or the
h day before that, or last Saturdays, or, do you
: hear any of the last weeks papers, do YOU
hear:''
: Yes, daddy
e 81 am determined on going right away t.
Is subscribe for noospaper; will not be 81
8. pestered with the trouble of borrowing from
: accommodating neighbcrs."
You are right, Mr.. Eagernoos, the printers
. only ak FIVE dollars right down, and then you
J, have whole year to pay tother five dollar:
d in, and then you can dispute the bill, and they
d will send the noospaper three months after
h that afore it is settled-them folks what
brings the paper always throws it where it was
taken, never thinking that the subscriber is
{ done over
j. "Here comes John--well John, have you
got the paper? No daddy, the neighbors
borrowed all the old papers, and Mrs. Parrot
sent to get the morning papers as soon as they
were done with
The devil she did-then may hang up
: rly fiddle till shutdown, for when she begins
a to read tits from alpha TO omega. Give me
] my hat, John. Never mind breakfast Mr..
. Swallow, will you accompany me the print
= ing office? | will subscribe Immediately;
five dollars did you say will give twenty
FIVE before would suffer such inpcrtinence.
If lend my paper wish may be hanged.n
Tie Bon and the Coach.-Frank was
one day walking in the country and
reached an Inn. He was very tired and
E hungry, but he was obliged 10 put up
with cup of beer and bit of black
bread, and keep on foot, for he had not
money enough, TO pay for anv thine hot
ter.
| In a short time fine carriage rolled
by, in which sat a rich man eating a
slice Of roasted meat, and slipping glass
Of wine.
4 Frank looked wishfully towards him,
and thought, if could fare SO well, Il
should feel happy!
! The gentleman saw him, and said 10
him, are you willing TO change with
me %
i THAT | WILL said Frank, without
1 .......;r,lr 70 th;nLr IS NV lord will ref