Constitutional Whig. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1824-1832, 1825-12-30

''Ah my poor head" replied her mother, s.sccner a
ter yopr rumpery will really il; Sophia love- I,se
are such Pa hcuar TRENDS, they really must taste the
cake even before the edd,ne -
Those OF the "Pa. cular friends" whom envy lad
not deprived ofappctic atcfu accented the uiofer
cd refreshments hui the two eldest and il truth mrs he
told, hopeless pnstcrs declared bride cake to be their
''parti,ular ayorsiou.n
At length, when there remained article Of finery
unshowu, no prospect of future grandeur unrerea,.d
no sp;efu feeling unie and no aft ciiona,, word nm
said the splinter party retired the Younger branches TO
sigh tor the privileges of eating bride cake aud
ordering their own dinners; the elder, manufacture
humble limitations OF tue bridal fnery-to lament i'm
every company that the poor dear friend should he so
sacrlicedand TO suppress ali signs of extreme
Willingness to be so sacrificed themselves,
released from the presence of their visitors the bril-
dal party resumed the original subject of discussion
the scene of the Wedding E.xcursonn
The BRIDE elect had some floating ideas of love and
poey, moonlight walks and the Regatta and she there
fore voted for the Lakes Mrs MacScallnp inyeirhed
vehemeDtly against all 'couutrifed expedt ons.r de-
picted with millinery rhetoric the certain ruin which
would arse 10 peiisses and Complexions and enlarged
on inc aosurdy OF people going where they could not
DC seen. SIZE voted for Cheltenham and the BRIDES
maid very naturally olow ed on the same side RIGHTLY
Judging that Cheltcnham would adord uer a better
chance of making conquests.
900
we copy the following exquisite article which appeared
as an advertisements from the Port Gibson Correspondents
vi novemoer IL. We cannot but admire the sang 5roid
with whie: the deserted husband tells his taleI Is the
oest th'hg OF the kind we have lately seen.
ADVERTISEMENT.
"Oh Mauimony. thou art like
To Jeramiahs figs
The good are very good indeed
Ehe bad too for pigs
| Whereas, thank God nv wife Rachel has left nv
oeu ana board, for the hereafter
S Is to give notice that will pay debts of her CON-
tracing after this date.
We
own choosing, but made up between our parents
my DEAR says her Tnother, with nose like goard-
hanuie, 10 her best beloved, if can get cur
neighbor Charles to consent marriage between cur
tachel and his son. shall have upon our
hands, and live the rest of our days undstubed re-
pose-iiere my beloved began wimper the truth is
she loved, tenderly loved auother-and they hnew it,
ne mad no property, however, and that was their only
ID OF happiness but She could conceive nos, thew
could leash inJoy upon her misery Hold your tongues
says her surieN father, don't think your parints
kno" better how Ia direct your attachments than YOU
90 yourself Y es ry dear says the motfe you should
Always b governed by your parents--thev are Old and
experienced and you too Young think for your
'el'' The old dad and man got that they were a
nh-away loVe-matcb, at the age of nineteen. But
Door Rachel said not word for she was afraid of her
uaddJs COW hide, that he had used sixteen wears on
nob"dy's back but his lighters. She seemed reck-
less OF her fate. almost supplied and lI not know
That she could alter for the worse Ny father by
persuasion and argument, dazzled my fancy with the
ne put upon the quarter section which shall give YOU
VIII render you independent; and YOU are fool If vou
90 not 1--WE happily It'll such angel Angelo said 1:
nut sd no more, tor my dad lin peace rest his ashes)
would have flown in passion with the rapidlty that
powder catches fire; and its ebultion like the biaZe
would scorCh me- / well knew.
Newere married. thought as her father had ruled
her with SO tough whip, | could do If with hickory
switch and for my lenency gam her everlasting graft
tude. We have lived together six ears and have
had no offspring except hearty quarrel every little
while In truth found her spirited than una
Sined she always ready TO tally word fo word and
hlow Tor Glow: but used a switch till other
ony Away taxing my open hand. The other day, cCu1
iog Hine from work, very much fatigued aud hungry.
found my wife in rather an unusual Git of passion
ScodinS some pigs that had oyeret the bueInilk Ra-
c'"I> says l, make me some Coffee Go to hell saws
She! could not stand this | had never heard her
swear before a will Chastse you for that says l.
Villain sand she, Pm determined to bear no more
of your iusage Instead of using the mild and con-
cilatIpg language which husband ought TO use YOU
always endeaVor IL beat me into measures-toucl me
with that whip will leave your house, and take nv
hIggers with me too so | will She had said such
things SO often, that did not regard her. and beabour-
cd her handsomely. The next morning, after had
gone out to work away she bundles sure enough and
when came home at noon, j found the house emptied
OF bag and baggage and all the negroes taken but the
three that were at work with have lived hdppy
since, however, and she may keep all she took if she
VIII stay at her crooked nosad NANNY IS and trou
BILE my house again. THOS. JONSTONF
Lawrence county, Miss. Nov. /, 1895.
1910
RnH WayS--Tn the Legislature Of Pennsylvania two
bills have been reported in favor of establishing rail
ways between he North Branch of the Susquehanna
and the Delaware rivers.