The Virginian. [volume] (Lynchburg [Va.]) 1822-1829, 1824-05-28
| No. 81.

teapot has handle-and why, IN the nams
Of Xuokers and Bodicins should not
mans tace have handle ? When hns
man wishes 10 insult another he has np
more Ia d. than To take his antagonist by
The nose, and lead him about the room,
And whrn w are told that old maids vii
lead apes, In those regions which must
not name 10 polite ears, | think IL probable,
TINT olr antiquaied virgins will there be
authorized and cnabl.d with impunity 10
Insult old bat, hcIors for not conrling Them
here, by leading them about by the
nnqn.
Finally, thc nosc is OF grcai usc as an
instrument Of mnsic. AZ the bar as well
as 10 the pnlP't the twaoS of the nasal
trumpet IA al thr utmost avail, To rouse 3
command attention. II GIls the ear with a
full chorus of snnorons iii I'D.
Thus, my audience, have rpdcavorfd
10 give few thoughts on the history, VI
,etlcs and usos OF nobes--hence YOU vii
discern the importance of this noble mem
Der. BE careful OF II, cutrcat you. ut ~
"cldrnt drlorm, lei no Insult Disgrace j..
II - the hisrst aud inosl Conspicuous ~
nhncnt on the human face. Lei nothing
therefore impair lts elegance. Let not
that lnsldtons Cn"tnY, incorporate drink
ny, change lis fair aspect 10 a f., riish rad,
nor raise ON ii the udoug calkuuclr but
preserve hy every nehps. 10 beauty and
is health. aud transmit 10 poatrrlts
sound, prominent, eeot,tio and lcspeeta
Bic nose.
900
Two am,ii"s Of great distinction ang
wealth ut Parie, VIE nvrruhcmrd with
grief by the following circumstance TIE
son Of ri them. MI d,spafatrly IN Ito
with an oprra daocer, Mtdcnloisrp Br.-
eonrL The lovers, af,r hcior once utter.
crpicd, conrvcd IL clupc 10 Bordeaux
where they lived IN tn r'ost ,xtrl,agant
style o, expense, aud exhausted ere long,
Nil their MEANS. 'fhe young man addreas
scd rich aunt IN Paris, by letter, inplar.
my p"c0niary relief Slw promised him
all that he e0nld deafc IT he would return
II his friends aud lead y regular life. IL
II short time, his sweetheart herself per
snndcd Inn ~ sci dni with her on his re-
turn bat when they got neat 10 Paris, Tho
ldra Of separation became N support ,hle
10 both--lhry deliberately lighted chatting
dishes filled with charcoal IN their chamber
aud were found decd ilr nrxt morning
Thle tragedy happened IN the third week
Of March.
-."e@e...
Rccipi fr he Grapd Take double
handful Of water melon gcrds aud throw
them mo about u pint uf E'n--#lct them
stand for about week, IN warm place.
being frequently shaken together When
81 prepared, take haifa wine glass two or
three times day; ar ~ often rs YOU n.
qairc any thing 10 dnnl, at table or other.
wise.
-s"se1s....
.Sp7ie p tk,--Tolake them out Of lincn.
'ehon nee Is sometimes used, but the
spots do mol wholly disappear, and a hUle.
follows. The best aud safest method i
10 take \ mould candle nhe tallow or'
which IS commonly of the finest knds
nrll IT, lip the apotted part III the meitet
ALLOW, then put II 10 the wael.i, and il VIII.
become white aud ~ hole follow.
NoWI 1taTin.- ShouI'isl thou kc ,ieited
With "lSerlty, cousolc. thysell With tbs
that, howe RI few 81 the other
GOOD things Of THIS ifc may FIJI 70 thy
'hasr, the best of al thugs, whirh is inmo-
'rn'r, = alway9 n thuc own power; and
hdoSh lorlo" may make thee, IN some
iesrc" unhappy. sire cannot maize the
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