The Virginian. [volume] (Lynchburg [Va.]) 1822-1829, 1823-11-11
From the taud Gazette
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o''b o' SHio w dSh Hllu OUT all his h1sl
ness, aud pump az h out of him AS you
can because q IeAs are the very keys
of knowledge.
\. You should abs look uheud there.
lore never do thaqoy, which you can do
fo.P.orrotc.
D. Always 1foikfshness and there.
lore never do that tSe!E which you ran
procure any 6ody IL do.
=. IL secret b communicated TO you
be very careful tolp Il; aud To MAKE sure
work of 1t, get twf three Ladies To heip
you.
D. II you Me artlmdrrttd man, and in
love, take to wrlti}ersrs: nothing sooner
gives patient IN q circumstances relief
aud comfort.
U. Ii your mist} be cruel, make some
more verses, and her pardon ON your
hnt's, aud Kiss = hand through her
glove.
T. When you ,, become tired of her
company, tXcus@hrself for leaving her
by saying II is SO I'd that lite answers
yoor purpose.
u II you are a rrted man, give shurt
answers to your v for least said is soon
est mended.
.. II you are fond of her, took as
cross as you fed Nothing charms like
sincerity
10. ifyon are III OF heb let the world
Know II, ny kiss her hand talking ten
der to her and loo IS Ssreetty at her in com
pany.
H. when yokiie Is IN Il passion, Ie-
member and fly 20 one yourself. The
way To stop fire. the woods or grass
ground, Is IN KID another To meet it,
and thus extingujthe whole.
IL. Always mi and have the lan ,cordi
because a man business should never
leave 1t nnfnlshe
-. Spend yoleyening at the tav ern
and then your wiwill be delighted TO see
you on your rctu
Ii. When you ak out With her-kecp
Il lew PAGES belt her, by way Of emf
nence.
10. When yottde 10 chaise with her,
look well To the sht and talk principally
10 YOU horst Is will preserve family
p'' az ru.
10; Iell her der fluits before folks ;
,na. -, "s NJ, I' ''% ''' 'ei'"' VI S'"'
II. Never prt her for her virtues, lest
t make her vainpd assuming.
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Not ),np ago yonnr tr;shmon fron
one of the d;strjs in that cnnn,ry u her,
animal food is,Iury rather hoard of,h,o
.m;n'ai 0Du 10, -" 4,"' '"''',. 'p'"'u y, 'li"u
rs laboIer by ;,opulcnt farmer in Que Of
he eastern st3s. Delighted with his
'uInptoous fare, nd casting back his rrcol-
eetlons to the liatoe teasts of the warm
hearted friends had left in his own coun-
ry, he determih to write them letter
md acqnaint TIM with the great improve
ncnt of his forne. After indlting it IN
us own way, hebmttcd it to his employ
n for correctio How is this, Pat, said
he farmer, yotcll your friends that you
AVE mept in is country tpice u retk =
IAN you deny tyou have it EVERY day 2"
Oh, no, youfionor,n replied Pat %"
ave it three Ties a day if choose but
Ion't your hour think | ,Cdnt TO har. mn
sHer Jateced." NY .Lnericdn.
900
Strong reusos against paitrriagc-"Wpll
,ir, do you evt intend to marry ?" No.
cannot say 10, as never was aecus,
omed to a 6ife. / am not much inclined
my H. 6o u" "sy 'I ro 'e " smv ,h To,rse
gree with me but what am accustomed
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