Richmond enquirer. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1815-1867, 1823-05-16
XESrERN WILT


WESTERN WIT
The following article clipped Of the columns of
81 the Dlssssippi Journals time ngo The pecuiiar
iis Of the niuble and learned Er NJ arr. neatly and moi,
nature,ly hit Oh in it, Ii the Dr. should hapn.n Ia see
II We hope ne viii pardon the freedom of the author for
~ '""e " "'' "u'or lNa'. fst,Hiyencsr.
NEW YORK CATTLE SHOW AND FAIR
uenn.nen Having seen in the piblic papers an address
rnrporiing to have been by great cnnrarer at
rue New f9k Cattle Show and Fair. which extremely
inaccurate take the liberty enrlo.ing 10 YOU cor rec,
copy ol the same make no APOLOGY for thus ,rouhnp
yoTn: my esrnse will be found the vast Importance a,
tecd To every thing which Ibis learned man sends nr, TO
'"e "o'ia Yours Se, ARIEL.
rrhow .cnizrns AMI gentlemen at this society,
Though ON occasions like this there great
tn.ivihg hdr"sse,, because they're common,
'' I" ueerhin'uto speak, anu be hnderd man.
Indeed, il remarks ou improvements no,v mae.
, ~, those rapI!ly making by folks of,he trade,
a.e oil any Importance, and ever come pat
why, now IS the iirie-so, niore-psrJtrn sa,
IVA. always quite friendly o things of tb, Kind
~, my ;, g'st one occasion to speak out ones mind,
Ahu inducs all the people forth and be,r mo
FITTING places for which will hereafter fear mo -
% - rec %na searcer, as now, you well know
sneie az. other advantages must acknowledge,
=" listen an YOU that have e'er been To College;
For though not of such weight as 10 cause much ,cn,;,,
9 o'e" 'noosm weilot,tbey re deserving mention.
fi's The roads are much mended, good enough thing
NJ our . can nov run without danger spring;
"an'e aud Cine iss too have their heads
rb n,r rue YOU may swear, for by the token
uey re transformed into fences stone neat mi
non !'u see, II !"a look the all along
si s's'y over rivers, aud on them dry sho
S'eh may Walk over water, and what's rather o,i,l
oy iheaas oi Ferry the same may he done;
~ 'e"st :" I've been told, So think I'm in fun
Dy premiums to dairy-maids offered. Tor butter
We've raised 'mong The owners of diaries a Gu,,e,
- ncn promises wei, as they find they can make
y i"an,niy great rs our market take
Aud when the fine arts in our country take root
as nugu printing and ice may he had, the bout
sASNiii tickle tie taste of the cts uost refined
- 2" '"e a"'s" expense they can make up a mind.
ihnt mink IS a kinsman of butter, well known;
~" tne quarts OF II drank IA this mon, iruu, gr,nt town
t:'efy day Is by no means well under,IoSI
coe 'i V ri , rhs'y Known from the good
best 10 Keep and 10 feed the suppler the COW
l. M delighted 50 much, declare, with the h,pno,s
!, ca' II mad tine, would write Them sonnet,
~. US IN. can ,o, why III give YOU some Latin
hc", on ths subject of bOnneis comes So very nat ir
ar, ~ot,, ~ thai language for spearg,ass is Po1
,' styf osu" means be1t-grass, that y,
Smal. matter more OF the learning. I've GOT
r. 70 sa"e" frf'eun'-whai more matters not.
lna' our artists know well how o die and In weave
1ay De proved from ther fabrics OF ,ik believe
,-e ""tuerty ree grows quite " ell in our CLINE.
anu 'r oomoaSt-"o, the bombyx-I was wrong for this
S %urish We'll near our city, and their cocoas
zane rs welas elsewhere, every man knows.
N ~" plant called gossypiml-by vulgar folk, c,,,p
W; o'e seed wrapped in dawn for cradle to rock in
~ AZ, Wv fofhers Tor nurses in land near our civ
Slows us blossoms and capsules bu, OH ,bnt min,
,,i nc r"scaiiy irost-what Tsay is no Joke P''
~" 'e' i" gro" Wei iarierSnarth than Roano&e
4, eann9tlet slip the occasion, 70 mention,
machines both al home abroad ,b. invention
", " no'e o'Ject II IS, in the hest way. 10 yrx
,sr ,cnft'cnl part oftke plant they call flax;
~ e .ns' e"r'cil part, you will ali bear IN mini
A far .,"n ISloine else but The bark The rini.
f, - -. quthtiiy rai ell IA Kentucky and here.
49,, .eit 10 Keep whole people in awe,
4n"a answer entirely the end Of The laae.
" l ,,e WOOD Of our country. we make o,apturr s,o
~ ''''ss ~ iner way, that are cutie e,,t .nnn,h
NJ, u sd"liy al blocks in my presence nou; stand
.,"sr our forests ara by the axe and IN. r,,d
<,nu ut 'edher j IL saw mud
1s'e 1eeoine, now-a-days. very nntedbey i,chars
~, '"'N u tax" Won >kn, and ransG,rn, ), -
'"e "Ao'e INTO SHOES, that will lit you quit. NICE
t ,e mo, y 'o, .e 'rne OF metals erope in huddie
.tT INA" long talking your senses should nudd,e
xi,iV' : a c"n gave you some hints oftheeIf
- - 49, esNes you now--yilcicit, myselc-
Know that though great nr,nbe, n, Lo~,o
az ofu IN thought knowing and learp. w ON. ''
~, - t,oseu ny me TACT (ani deny who ,iareS
my ead . moi covered, as ret with grey b,;,sN
'un ne hsi 81 The wear 10 the last of December D
1910. ""Ih 81 vvdy meets of which I'm nor a nenb.-
."in Imperial austria from Florence and France
rs ieSet ~ u--not rtng-a respectful adynnce
"AIn iuIihrr acquaintance: and god ,rii,ipy mao
i"s' ~! ight he 40 piacu,t il by ali shall be ,..9
vow Tor sheep and for hoI ses fur oxen amt t;,s
mu, mo iast not the least our good sevr,g.r s,,;n
H,'o protected 10y corporate bodies, have done N'
't'es cohu nv leg breaking, aud such other Ia,
tohs'p our rich citSon Sunday from taking
Ar"ie or a walk, and thus the law breaking
I's ' one tribe more which Ills needlu IN u,cnt;on
Gnu W ,ha must call your earnest ateuton.
~ 80 a', - - discovered 20 he good manure,
r. ~ "eres SAT- IN our rain, therefore quite ,nre
W US pes we should do as they o in old Spsin
" le'e tue wise people always permit it to rain