The Virginian. [volume] (Lynchburg [Va.]) 1822-1829, 1823-05-30
MOSS.
TIL FIRST aFAPRIL.


nm stap, ieoi about hlm vt the corner q
White liart court, T. in nlk on. HaiicN
Thin three times ~ tie same way. Tried
Il fourth, and popped ny head out nj the
wrong moment. Boy. ~ great passion.
threw u tutnn. which broke me a halt
crown panr, and woke my wiie. Swore
knew nothing about il, aud sneaked down
10 breakfast.
., A. NJ Went 70 tablc-drawcr and sIi
" poeketcd three little Jumps OF alabasier
Returned mud Took seat 40 break iasi Ia
BILE as If nothing bad Happened, Pni ala
buster III top oi blue sugar basn, aud 90
my great delight, saw KITTY put one int"
each 81 the ehidreu's cups. Children
hammered and puslod and wondered sli-
gar Nould uot melt Thought ! shmtld
have died three ofiny best liver spopus
btut rs etoolrd a. rams hcr1s. Very de
NIUE when Mr. tandtr eatne down 10
breakfast. Never attack Niies- tharroon-
ers have some reason for ut ntddling
with certain species of Whale, as bting
loo fierce 81 says Juimie's Grammar.
10, A. Went behind counter To
serve Asked Jack Mincu, my foreman,
If any body had BACKED his Ice. Jack
answered, Not 10 my knowledge aud
wrni to the hooking glass. replied Nor
10 NINE elher"- Laughed ,rty much,
but jack did not soe much in il. sam
snatlie the driver ot tie Chaplain, looked
into know what piece we're booked. Told
him one inside, Indy, 10 tnltc Up vt
Seams Mandatory tbs side IN, Elephant.
Saw him sci of one short, aud thought
should have died. Took pm, NIX aud pa
per and wrote rs il from Dalhs The drug
elst 10 Lawyer Lynx, telling hin 10 arrest
Shuttle the shoemaker toi fQg lOs. goods
sold aud delivered. Gave il Ia ticket por-
ter, and told him Lynx Would pay tho
portage.
II, A. NJ Went back IN the shop 10
serve. Sold white cotton night zap to
an esriatn,au mud told hun IL was tho
inflow II six others which bad ported
With IL half y dozen oile, gentlemen WHO
were IL ret 81. on journey from the Old
Bailey Ia mnHow mofuing, Al O'clock.
Tie did not SCI IN to Sc much in IL, but
laughed amazingly. Saw Jack Milten.
serving a lady with red elastic purse, at
The other counter. Took up newspaper
and read loud enough for her 10 hear,
e" Dreadful nfpfa,ty an Irish fruit wo-
lnDoyt STREET ST. CHESS, scraped her
child In death with an oyster al,ll" La
dy screamed aud went luto hysterics.---
Gave her glass of winter, aud told her
" II WIS shame thai oyster shells we're
suffered to liz about he slreels.n Tho't
should never have done laughing.
"a sent Molly Ia Spa-helds 10 see u
live radical. Fold her ~ huy me straight
hoo, III her WY home, IT PeterPull gill;,
IA Cfaokrd lane. Told her | should also
want u glass ink born ard thai d male mer-
maid waa expected 10 swim fsh.street
bill III two. Wife overheard, and called
ne nm Old fool Did not sce much 10 II,
but Molly laughed.
l., L. NJ. ASKED jack Miiten who was
The lalherof The sons OF Noah where Mo3
SEES was when the candle was blown out
aud which WIS most, bali DOZEN dozen,
or six dozen dozen. The poor fellow
could MOI answer one of them Took the
Steps, climbed mp silly 10 the clock, and
pushed the hands two hoyys lorwarder.--
Heard wife, who cangft y, glance Of it,
rail NJ the cook for mol putting dawn The
leg of mutton, telling her il oily wanted an
hour OF dinner time Clock truck a hun
drcd aud one, found had done mischief.
and Stole away 10 Elect to get him 10 re-
pair H.
Q, =. M-Took a turn upon Change
Told lsothschild hoped he liked ColDm-
blan bonds. Did moi much like his looks,
50 stole away and entered the rotunda OF
the Bank. Buzz, the broker asked me to
hold bis umbrella, while be went 10 sell
two Thousand pounds, at ~ Sc. Dropt
two landluils Of saw dust into his umbrella.
Ga hls rctuun, walked out with him into
Barlholomcw lane. Iuckily rained hard
Buzz fllrlrd oper his umbrella over his
bead, aud covered himself with saw dust.
This made me laugh iill cried. Buzz
threw bach n handful of saw dust into
my lea eyes this made me cry till laugh
cd
J, i. n,--To0k u walk over London
Bridge 10 llorscmongrr lane sessions
LooHed over Sessions Paper, and saw in
d,ctment, The Klng aga inst O'Bludgeon,
about 30 Cd. Went INTO front yard, and
bnwled tut, "Thc King against O'Blud-
gcon is Just called on Such rush Of
barrls,ers, bar keepers and Witnesses INFO
court Two arpIebarrows upset, and o
harrister's Wig tramplrd under foot. En-
tered Anction-nart al corner of'fhrogmor~
ton street, and went up 10 auction room,
saw Cab, The anCioneer mount pulpit
Took u stand AT farther corner of room
and tried my tongue al teutrIloquy Beat
Mathews hollow. Bid in seven different
voices from sarious parts Of The room, aud
saw Cab knock down seven articles to
seven innocent bystauders, VIZ. a iowing-
piece 10 al widow pair of stays 10 u
ward deputy; n zig 10 y waiting woman ;
O'Kcelc's Work TO Methodist parson;
complete SCI Of John Bull To Alderman
Wood and "A Greek Grammar to a stock
broker.
{ !. =. NJ Dinner. Asked Jack Miiten
10 takea glass of sherry, and pnked vine.