The Virginian. [volume] (Lynchburg [Va.]) 1822-1829, 1823-08-26

i,om he G,5fgtiosR ,ihhaptlirn.
tine of hnse aacli waga, Hih lich -
very village ahnuhds, has sci - the FOL
inM ny lrdcrons description 81 tri !,
which really tnos place, thuaEt Ne
shrewdiy suspect taat he has mixt full
portion of fiction, lust by way OF cubrl'ish
mcnt-hc the sin On bis own cad.
! II IS said that woman, hcng tn weak
esi sex, has given 10 hen twn powerful wca-
pons, namely, her Tongue aad her tears /.
we cont"ud, however, thai every thing a
boat woman Is II y hole complication of
weapons--Do moi In IT, bright eyes wound
us Do not taeir smlcs encourage us To
any daring? Ito mol their tears disarm us j;
do not their lips lead ~ inn temptation !:
Ito mi their tongues lash Us Aye! they
do indeed. We never knew II man who
would approach a woman second time
That had received one good and complete
tongue -Idshlns from an accomplished
sllrew, but would work nul his salvation
with the same frar and trembling, which
dog does thai has once received AN uh-
saNory liquid salute on his nose, from II
certain animal IN the woods vulgarly call
ed---pshaw, 10 matter whet==efea Mon
sleur Tureau, tes French minister Il BRAY e
and accomplished soldier, said more than
once, in our hearing, Z" hare jacti he
seord, hare .Etred d. cannon, hui it,,ar |
cannot face .Heaome TtltaaS fonguc. -
Rnt what has all this 10 do With ola story !
\ few days since trial cane an h,lore
orr worthy Mayor lwho is rs gallant as hn
IS KIND and courteous) where plaintiffs
and defendants, attorneys. uihl.sscs, ia
rofs, and attendants all were of that polite
and elegant gender called feminine. A
the parties were assembling, We could dis
cover that his honor liked not the business,
as he frequently eyed them fearful and
askant--1'hC armorcrs on Bosnorth field,
when closing rlsets up,' gave not " more
dreadful note of PREPARATION that did the
shrewd looks aud significant mods of these
eseaf de lien ladies'. At length The case
WIS opened, when defendants aud witness
cs, all went IL IT, pcil cll-what could
the Mayor do like Richard, we guess he
would have given his "kingdom for Il
horse" bat we very much doubt whether
| Mayor or horse, ar Mayor ON horse, would
have broken through the thiel, phaanX ol
| tongues which they prestntrd-Somel folks
have rrhly asserted that the grand conIu-
slnn of tongues was AT the tower of Babel,
but we appeal 10 the Mayor if it was not
also ut his oll;ce-he had 10 become pa
t'ent listener 10 their grievances. aud all
we're alike agsrie,ed, II each one spoke the
trnih--sou@ silckicrs ior the rights of
womcn' would give them u share IA om
co"nclis, bat We tell these stleltlers thai
] there would be mere talk than ever in
/ Congress, even taking into consideration
The debate on the Seminole warm this
ease there wis one eternal ctick, clck
ctacb, clcsf! which so Injured the iympa.
num- OF his ears, that Ne understand they
have not YET been restored III their proper
tone--we have heard, but will not ,ouch
Tor IL, that the police are ordered 10 hook
out that the olcc shall never again " suffer
violence aud be taken by Storm BY
heaven, before we would have our auricu-
lar nerves SO tortured, ~ would pctlliun
Congress for Il female Riot .lct, where an
assenlhlagc OF three women for purposes
Of speech, Should be deemed felony with
cut benefit Of clergy,