Massachusetts spy and Worcester advertiser. [volume] ([Worcester, Mass.]) 1823-1825, 1823-11-05

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will still be taught, and still be repeated,
and must be learned by all; by old and
degenerate communities to revive their
youth; by springing colonies to hasten
their progress. With the example be-
fore them of free representative gov
ernment-of people governed by
themselyes,-it is no more possible that
the nations will long bear any other,
than that they should voluntarily dis
pense with the art of printing or the
mariners compass. 1t is therefore
plainly no age. for Turks to be stirring.
1t is as much as men can do, to put up
with christian, with civilized, yea, with
legitimate masters. The Grand Seignior
is half century too late in the world,
1t requires all peoples patience to be
oppressed and ground to the dust, by
the parental sway of most faithful, most
catholic, most christian princes. Fati-
gued as they are with the Holy Alliance.
it we're Preposterous TO suppose they
can long submit TO horde of Tartarian
infdels. The idea that the most homo
rabie, the most responsible, the most
powerful Office in the state, can, like a.
vile heirloom, follow the chance of de-
scent, is quite enough to task the for
bearance of this bold and busy time.
What then shall become of viziers and
sultans, when ministers are bewildered
in their cabinets, and kings are shaken
| on their thrones? Instead of arming their
mls-believing hosts against people,
who have taken hold of liberty, and
who will be free, let them rejoice that
great and little Bucharia are still vacant
and take up their march for the desert.
Qualifications for Congress" Why do
you not present yourself as candidate
for Congress?'' said lady the other day
to her husband. who was confined to
bis chair ny the govt. "Why should /
my dear =" replied he; 81 am not quail
lhed for the station" Nay, but think
you are" returned the wife; "your
language and actions are trul y parlia-
mentary. When balls are presentation
Instance, you either order them to be
iald on the table, or you make motion
to r'se; though often out of order, you
are still supported by the chair; and
you often poke your nose into measures
which are calculated to destroy the con-
statutaon.
a preacher, who attended the SER
mon of another priest, was asked his O.
plnlon of the discourse. see. renIied
the critic, that clear eaters are not deem,
The PerspicuOus orator sometime after
became an auditor of his learned broth
ers Grafton. see, said the former
preacher, that deep waters arc not clear
SERIOUS .4fair.-Rebelais tells story
OF one Phillpot Plact, who being brisk
and hale, fell dead, as he was paying an
ola debt which perhaps, causes many
people not to pay theirs, for fear of a
| like accident.
At the late election at PHILADELPHIA,
Mr. BakeoUen and Mr.. Cake were candi-
dates for the Office of inspectors of the
ELECTION. Mr.. Bakeoven was chosen.
and Mr. Cake was not-Mr. Rakestra7o
carried his election, but Mr.. Huv was
not so lucky. Mr.. Hall was elected, and
Mr.. Care failed. Mr.. Chamber beat Mr..
Garret more than two TO one. Mr.. Gar
ret ran Io5v indeed, having only 81 votes,
while MIR. Thumb (not Tom but john
had 297.
knew at London physician, saws
Voltaire, the name of Brown,vho had
practised at Barbados. He had a sugar
work and negroes and having been
robbed of a considerable sum, he called
together his slaves. "My friends"
said he, I" the great serpent has told me
that the person who stole my money,
should at this moment have feather at
the point Of his nose.'' The thief inn
mediately put his hand to his nose. "t
is you that robbed me,'' cried the master.
By this method the physician recovered
his money.
0S~17' BickersfGf's Almanac, for 1774, adds the
fOliO''ing TO list cfthe Courts in Ns,O- Eng land
The TERMS the Lawyers Fair, 'tis known full
well, aa..
At diverse Towns 'tis kept, and Breath they
sell. wy
Then Client since thou know'st the Time 9th.
Fair,
Bring Money, if thou would'st buy Lawyers
Ware.
Anoint thy Lawyer, grease him in the Fist,
And he will plead for thee, even what thou
list.
neil make thy cause strong thought the
same were weak,