The Massachusetts spy. [volume] (Worcester [Mass.]) 1821-1823, 1822-07-10
From the same.l
THE DUEL.


heard de muse? de confess es ober, Cuff; de
gran dule es fit, Cuff
Cuff diden hear bout um. Sanabo an jim,
hab koril lass week so dey Gte | spose.
W h OBJ UNI got bruddy nose.
CatO-Cuf, you fool! no such ting. Cuff.
Teesade gran dule, speeken bout. Missa
Cun,m,i'a an Missa Dufes, bote on UNI membs
of Congees, or tudder on um was, don't
member whish. Dey had korril bout no
body know zaklee wot, ebbur so long go.
Den dey gree dat dey would fte, wen dey
was mine to, ebbur so long ahtur. Diden YOU
see all dis in de newspaper
Cuff hab no time to read newspaper. 7
bizzee.
Cato-Dat es exlun resin for no read, for
gemmen OBJ your eddekashin. | know all
bout UNI; read de hole mattur.
Cuf-Wat dey fife bout?
Cato tell you, Cuff, nobody know dat
But ahter dey gree to fte, den one OBJ UNI, 90
to Congees, an make gran speesh; and train
ne sci all de time too, wild pessel, so he Good
pix out emmy hair IN you he'd wild bullet,
mile of. So wen de Congces gemmen dun
maxim dare speeshes, and got dare mummy for
make 1m, den dees two gemmen go home to fife.
CuB-How dey 6tes Bote on um keel, ded,
spose.
CdtO-No sush ting; dey pint day, an
pint place, and all daer wits and shiIuns
an crate many firms go wild UNI and den dey
stand bak to bak, an
Cuf-Fire ober daer he'd, | spose.
Cdfo-Sah! you mussen intrup me when
speekin. You tirely out OBJ order, Cuff. So
dey stan bak to bak, and den dey marsh
of, you see, and den
Cuf-How dey Good keel umsefs so.
Cato-Sah! you out OBJ ordur, intrup me 50.
call you TO ordur, Cuff. Den massa Cummin
he shoot massa DufFee in he back bone. Ber-
ry well, Sab Den, nlassa Duffee pessel, sush
crate kurree go off, he 60 off he SET, and
shoot de grown, ded. Daer, Sah don't you
tink dat was gran dule zebber you heurd
Wot you tink dat, missa Cuff wy, wot YOU
role up de wife OBJ your eye so for? you make
bleve you ees tinkin, Cuff.
Ca6-l was tinkin, dat ahter sush terra
bill noise bout de mattur, an sush long time
bruin, an such bruddy mined gemmen; dat
wen dey did KUN togedder, dey wood be like
two mad bull; or like dem too cats dat was
tied by dare tails cross barber pole, an eet
one nudder all up.
Cato-Wy Cuff, pittee you. Tees pittee
yonr mudder didden glib you sum eddekashm.
No, Sab; wen dees two gemmen meet dey
treet one nudder wild de gratus plitenis, and
purbanetee magginubel. Dis was tirely fare
OBJ onour, Cuff. Den dey mus 6te kordin to de
laus oh onnur.
Cuf-Den spose de gemmen dat was suited
get built in be back bone dat kure de
matter? Now seems to me de gemmen dat
was suited shood keel de tudder one. an NOT
bote OBJ UNI kill one nudder at de same
time.
Cafo-You fool. Cuff. Dat ees not de
laus OBJ onnur. Now, Sab, will beet dis
mattur in you Tx kull. spose one gemman
suit nudder gemn1an, or one gemman choose
tink he ees suited, whish ees jest de same ting.
Den dey go out wild dare sekuns, and two
boxers, an fire jess at de same time, as near
as ebber dey can.
CMt-Bery well, Sab I; now spose de gem
man dat was suited be keel. Wot de laus OBJ
onnur say den?
Cato-Dey say, he nebber was suited tan.
Cuf-Berry well, spose tudder gemmen ees
keel; wot de laus say den?
CdtO-Jess de same.
CnG-Spose bote OBJ um keel wot DEM
CMo-Jess de same. Eef two gemmen go
to fife, tees no mattur, whidder dis one or
nudder OBJ UNI be in dc rong.-An dey got TO
90; ees 10 draw some brud out one or nudder
Of UNI; de hole matter ees settel, and dey ees
firms gen.
CEt-spose one gemman eheet nudder gem
man, or run away wild bees wife. and dew fte !,
Cato--t one on UNI, no mattur whish. hit
tudder IN de shin, or emmy mautel part. and
kil UNI; or bote on UNI be Kill, dat PROOF to ali
DE wori dat dare was no cheet or in de spol,en
kase, dat proob dat de gemman's wife nebber
was run way wild.
C1f-Dees laus OBJ onnur can do crate
deel. spose gemmen mus be memb oh Con.
gees--or ne hab no rite to de benft of does
iaus and dat mus be de resin wy doy call does
membs honba gemmen.
CdtoGfon dreftul fool, Cuff; brush for
you, Cuff; desc laws OBJ onnur plv 70 sherv
body dat will fife kordin to um. 4 eemman
may be wus raskil in de worl do ebery
ting he mine to, to nudder gemmen den eef