Richmond enquirer. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1815-1867, 1816-01-23
THE DUrCHALlN's GRAFTON.
Tie Substance IF an OrGtioa, dciicercd al a fine
Bar6acue, Lniy iti, 1915.


Tie Substance Of an Oratioa, dclioercd at a fine
Bar6ncue, Jniy ith, 1915.
Br Yosr LKIGurISBEEGEn.
'Shenfiencn Nifi-enSI must dank you for de
honoufs You hash bestowed upoa me in bi,chny nm
On the for thbcaker, ard drinks you will not rebent
u, because when lychemsn shbeaks he hash al
ways somcding to say. Ycn know shentIemens dat
we hash met IN honor Ola day when your CONGRESS
agreet to hiay de Old Harry NIT dc English, and
tFive dem over dc water TO deir own CURRY . 7
says yoar CONGRESS, shentlemen because At dat time
VAS IN Shsrinany, and dis run from mine eun,ry
tor trnaing de bekle of a sl.entcman's circuit tuh
put since comes here gets more circuit of min.
own as he andal his family toes own in der life
uines--put dat is nolcr here nor dere. You will
tNheet nae TO sl,beak on boIiiticks ard ven rcts
my toSskn lined NIT hiskey feels more PIG IS ey-
cry poly, andcan dall< order religion or boi,;eLs
mt any man in de yorid--put dat ish noler here
nor lcre.
shall compare dis government, dat ish dc Ame-
r'c'n government, tn a pic horSh and Won kuow
lie must be briefly pig order how cculd he g,ray so
many heobles on his pack-kut dat ish uod.r here
nor deie All be'he acrce dat lac isb n fine horsh
fut some dink de French horsh could peat him.
AMI some dink dc English hcish could peat him. put
dlnk ven he gets proke go dc pri,!ie aud hash
goot riders hon bin, lac will out yum dem p,th % Ear
aai dey not see his dali. For he is hnst like mine
old horsh. means old Sholly ! cans make Shojly
blonsh in de gorr--I rides him 10 de ma, kei
de mill, de shtilI-house, de plack smith
SHOP and sometimes TO de meeting, and he GOES ash
wen ash any horsh; put only let one of the uovs
nv Oh hish pack and pesin t. gut their gapers init
INN shu he sho" demde erolnt and Goes away nit
on dem. Ven old Shorge Washington did ride him
IN de new American pride and carried Yankee Shon
pehlnd him, do he wash put young he cues briefly
well init en- din de whiskey poys in de west harris
OF bennsy wanna kets hold ON de pride and ,.ri,
TO shtop dc horsh and pull dem off; den h.. netirs
gpIx ssNrfI =.
only Old Sherge did save his lie. And ven ol.;
ShOrse would ride longer, dey puts Yankee
ohon on before and Dom Shelersun pchind him
ana dc iorsh Goes bretty well only some dink tsI
fSnkee Shon holds de pride aou Digit, aud spur
nm doc much, and dry to ride Ike de English
Shoehies And ven Yankee Shon had rid 9pce
round, dey butts Dom Sheilerson on pe.ore, and dat
suck old Pnrr behind him. Put some l;nk dat
Sheiicrson bay too much for lie Louisiana bastures
ana say de Grass wash so sh,roDg of de inonies if
would make him sick. And ven Purr peoins do
brick apout his dali he eicks him of and dev bu,
clinton on behind. And when Dom Shenerson's
prltches wash worn, and his pacls,de vas sore mi,
riding, den dey butts Mad Semmy pefore and a.
long comes de English horsh NIT pran new shoe
Key on his pact--de Brince Resilient dinks dcv
call him and Shemmy dhl not like to shtar, ~
horsh because he wash young, and Dom SheNtrson
hau made his pack sore; put de English shockey
he Seebs pautering him till Shemmy kets mat: So
uey shtart Tor rasehe, and round lie course dcy
'N'itj bSi(tT w men nlSt upV shtort nm
Mad Shemmv keep SO far ahead, de Enr,ish shoe
Key could not sltnell him, put after a while de
t.nSlsh horsh kahn Ground, and ash dey pass py
Detroit de American hoIsa made pIunder over an
otd Hull aud hads iae to proke hsh neck, and de
cnSish horsh ket ahead; put at de Lakes, Sherony
give ilsh Whip crack and bass py de English shoe
Key Ike pud and some dink de English shockey
mad iosht hs whip order his spur. Put ven dew
game on de blains at Washington de Amor;c,1
horsh trop his dsil, and Mad Slemmy, NIT de
horst most toad, runs dc Bladensburg race, AM, die
r'nsiSh shockey wave his gap and shout and dinks
he wins de rasche; putde American horsh SOM Refs
ms wind again, and Mad Shemmy wasl. not ON him
ana dc English shOckey could not DOUGH him any
more to de end and at de coming in place ON de
Orleans Hats de English horsh wash hubble tialanced.
anu ue european shocSeys dink de American horsh
isn asSGot horsh as ever game on de durg
Put, shent!emen, dere ish one DING tGshe - CROFT
teal OF Ioischief-dere ism many wants to rite On
dc bubble horsh dey woaid be enough to Kill him In
D days One drinks he can rite more ueit, rash dis,
one, and dcy kets py de apout it--You toshe
hho| vat iAeahs' dere is one wants Co command on
the sea- one wants to be gOmmssaiv, dat he NAV
sheat dc soldiers out of der biode and DER spect
ahouer wants to he pay.master, dat he may simeon
tate on their monies, and ifdey cans nit kit deir
ends ns%sred, dey ket as mat de yellow shackets
ven ue feay scratches mp der nest. Now, shep.
uemen shitzens it iii blain ash taysl,t dat we nm
not all be presidents and goncressn en- and shud,e-
ana sheneras, aad de whole Federation Of officers
and some ofus tnushtdo mitout dem, for AS saij
before, all wash To mount de bubble borsb dat watts
TO rite him we should soon kill him ash toad as a
hammer.
Now shendemen own dat loves money ash
well ash oder pebbles, and dinks could make Il
faster wash president Ofde states or ontcrsss,oar
or shudge or sbenera dan toes py ceiling INV cri
or pulter, or pscon, put never kits mad as5ut it.
mine mead Or mine heart never aches pecause sh
not ande bubble hOrsa--and ash cans nit KIT on HE
pack nine self dry to ket such on as dinks will
not rple over me rough shoj, and datsi all care
!or' | 3iougis mine held all tay, and ven comes
mat night dakcs a coed shift crog, den leafs sun.
per, Gen gets MY shnoke bipe and shmokc rot
mine iroo, den Goes to ped, and ash soon ms mine
head &c town am ashleep, and never treaon ABOUT
commissions ---Shentlemon, would shbe.k more
ooliicts but see deem blsguy cooks are Gaping at
me, and lets de meat purn de shpits ard de lin
ner will be ohPoied---so ifyou will hanG the dc pct.
tie aHd &c pitcher. will pc shot TRIO dc knee nit de
crotch oil back saddle if tsh not dake Good
sehwis do dc long life and bposberity Of every
TRUE AMEn1ci~
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