Richmond enquirer. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1815-1867, 1816-02-08
A GALLERY MEMBER.
Washington, January 30, 1916.

Il Synohsis Of ar. Randoihh's Second
Days Sheech on the Revenue System.
Orator very hoarse from yesterdays ex-
ertions-obiged to employ copious doses
OF sugar-candy to lubricate has vocal she'll.
In attempting to counIeract his hoarseness.
he said. his ideas became bewildered. He
was done with notes, they served ONLY TO
perpiex him. He had forgot material
topic yesterday, the suspension of the Hal G.
as-Corpus Act 1t was an unaccountab.c
omission, that subject having been imprs SIS
ed on his heart in indelible characters 1t
reminded him of an anecdote of Virgin:an
lady setting out on journey. She had
packed up caps, band boxes, and other ar
ticies OF minor consequence, but had for
gotten an important one, without Which a
Virginia lady seldom travels-it was the
child. Upon stepping into the carriage,
she exclaimed, " Id Betty, where's the
child %
Danger to liberty from standing army.
Of what advantage had the army besn 10
Virginia Not tie value of this penny
wortA Of sugar candy 4" for, like old ia K
Falstaff, | must have a penny-worth Ct
sugar-candy to make me long winded.'
IN. b. Great difference between the
two Jacks, III point of circumference
Three of cur Cen rails would not 6gnt,
Hull, WIKI nson, Hampton. Wilkinson,
the Knight of the Golden Spur, now Of the
woful countenance, since his arrangement
from the army, md consequent distress
Hampton the Knight of the Cotton Gin.
by the bye, could not the crater himself
be dubbed the Knight of the Tobacco Hog
shead y Wilkinson a partner in Burr's
conspiracy-Yes, Wilkinson & Burr, Nor
rls s. Nicholson. a Maryland overscer sp-
pointed to a regiment-VIrginia overseers
among the best and abest men IN that state
but not even one of them fit for regi-
ment the first jump-Iusoience Of modern
Shoe -Makers-always say they wait on
You to /" o5ASe"--e xorb:taDt demands =
The first pair of boots purchased by the
orator cost only Sc. [ie had not forgot it,
because the first par oi boots IS an era with
every stripping Boots Of the same quail
ty Cannot now be procured at any PRICE
while those greatly inferior cost SIS, $50
per cent. advanced. Q. +. ID. Chatham,
Pitt, D.oaysius the youngest, now teaching
School at st. Helena, Blu leigh, Cecil Sraf-
ford, Sir Harry Vanc. Oliver Cromwell
the King of Prussia, Peter Porcupine. The
bed of the next President, not only bed
Of thorns, but daggers-~hercfore it ought
not to be accepted by any Vlrginian Plan
lCAs liz WOutQ dOOIpt ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
not sour--He never was in Europe-His
circumstances had not permitted him to go
at his own expense, and he would not 20
at that of the public a wipe at the Speak
er]. War Feast-The gentleman who laid
the cloth, after regaliRg himself with the
delicacies of the table, the red gravy of the
carnage, was now partaking of the nuts
which succeed the removing of the cloths
Here the Orator tied up his head with
red handkerchief, (still speaking) in order,
no doubt, to compress his ideas, and, of
course, to shorten his harangue.1 Fenetre
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS for pairing apples in
the patent office-for granting a patent for
which the patent Office ought to have been
burnt down by the British:
Bonaparle was within an ace of subjuga-
ting the world, and would have done so but
for the irterposition Of {" that sweet little
cheTab that sits up aloit." to look out good
birth for poor Jack. Yes, Bonaparte Go
use his own Alternative style) had been SIN
H5jied, stmlffed, sfiiiftd. Masks, hatch
cts, daggcrs, racks and vipers, corruption,
gun-6oats, commissari s, contra ctors, lie.
wee hunters, coaches, upstairs, &c. conclu
ded the oTation.
on spd'en Hn rmafion IF u'ca into hitter as 7pRnss