Portland gazette and Maine advertiser. (Portland, Me.) 1805-1818, 1815-04-17
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you qviH Publish The following e.rtracts, D'z:
Ertract Of lillian Co56et's WlN, dated Tx
ISM .4hrii, 1877.
Imh-inris--I leave my body to Mr.. Mi
chael Lelb, member ofthe Legislature OF
rensy lvanla, 10 be by him dissected, (il he
Knows how to do I'D IN presence OF The
Rump OF the DemocraiCk Society. In IL
hey will find heart that held them IN alb
florence, that never palpitated at their
tareats, and that TO its last beat, babe them
defiance. But my chief motive for ma
King this btquest is, that my spirit may
look W win contempt, on their CannlbAl
ike uIum oh over a GREATNESS corpse.
I" Iem-As | make no doubt that the a.
bove said DR.. Leib, (and some other doc
ocs that could MENTION would like very
well 10 skin me request that they, or one
of item may do IL, and that Tic said Leib's
father may tan my skin !; after which, de-
sire my executors 10 have eight copies Of
my works complete, bound IN il, one copy
10 be presented to the five Sultans of
10 the Governor of Pennsylvania, 10 Cilizrns
Madison, Giles and Galatia one each; and
The remaining one 10 The Democratic Soci-
ETY. of Philadelphia, TO be carefully preset
we'd among their aichieves.
oHem--ro Thomas Jefferson, Philoso-
pher, | ie;.5e curious Norway spider
with hundred legs and nine pair of eyes,
likewise the first black cut.throat general
he can catch hold OF, 10 be hayed alive, in
order to determine with more te"taintv,
The real couse OF The dark colour OF his skin;
md should The said Thomas Jefferson sur
vive Bancker, the Almanack maker, re-
quest he will get the Drains of said Philo-
ma,h carefully dissscted to satisfy the
world in what respects They differ from those
of white man
phia, citizen, will and bequeath crown of
hemlook as arccompsnse for his attempt
to throw an odium OH the administration ii
General Washington and mos, positively
enloiD on my executors, 10 see that the
crown he shaped exactly like that which
that spindle-shanked legatee wore before
General Howe, when he made his triumph
al entry into Phladelphia.
"Hem-To Edmond Randolph, Esq.
late secretary of state, TO MIR A J Dallas,
secretary OF state Of Pennsylvania, and his
ExcelIency Thomas Miflin, Governor Of
The said unfortunate stale, | will and be-
queath 10 each Of them, a copy Of the six.
teenth paragraph of Fauchet's intercepted
letter
Ecm-To the editors Of the Boston
Chronicle, the New-York Argus, and tbs
Pennsylvania Merchants ADV ertlser, will
and bequeath one ounce Of modesty ADD
love Of ltu,h, to be equally divided between
thtm | should have been more liberal IN
this bequest, were not wel assured thai
one ounce is more than they will ever
make use OF.
Nem-io Franklin Bache, editor of
the Aurora Of Philadelphia, will and be-
queath small bundle oil French assignants,
which broughi with me from :hat country
Of equality. 1t these should be too H. lit in
valve tor his pressing exigencies, l desire
my executors, or any one OF them, 10 be-
stow on hin second part of what lie has
lately received i'll Southwark and as a
ia Their proof oimy good will and affection,
request him TO accept of gag, and a
brand new pair OF letters, which if he should
refuse, viii and bequcath him, in lieu
thereof, my middleton.
" Aem--To the good people in France,
WHO remain attached to their sovereign,
particularly 10 those among whom was
hospitality received, bequeath each good
strong dagger; hoping most sincerely,
that they may yet find courage enough to
carry them.to the hearts Of their abomina-
bic tyranls
" Hem--To citizen Monroe, will and
bequea'h ny chamber looking.glass. It's
plain but exceeding true Iairror--in it
he will see the exact likeness Of traitor,
who has barter ed the horror and interest of
his country to pelflious aad savage enc.
my.
I" Hem-To the republican Brilons, who
have He'd from the hands OF justice 10 their
own country, and who are scandal nuis
ance, and disgrace 10 this, beQuealh
hunger and nakedness, scorn and rep; zach ;
and ] do hereby positively enjoin on my ex
c ,u:ofs 10 contribute five hundred dollars
towards the erection OF ga'lowses and gib
bets tor lie accommodation Of said import
cd patriots, when the legislators OF this I'M
happy State shall have the wisdom to coun
tenance such useful establishments.
Iem-Ny friend !. T. Calender III.