Alexandria gazette, commercial and political. [volume] (Alexandria [Va.]) 1812-1817, 1813-08-23
ALEXANDRIA.
MONDAY, august %.
",ro sHEw
rns VERY AGE & BODY OF TBs TIME
WIS roaM AND PREssURE-
TO sHEw
Moss. PRENrAIR,

Stall all my exbortati"n to you
be toss away in vain Have you not lees
ten 70 dc profound republican, raison
~hish I have advance !! or have you stuff
whsle crop Of cotton in your ysre, same
SIS Mons Ulyssc. Captaine de vaissesu,
when he sail troo de isshmus of Dorien,
70 avoid de bubble-hole of Scylla ? |
can't not comprehend dis business OF
you to be more stubborner as a race
horse. Shall you continue to publish
foreverIasteen your raskeely nonsense
eontre our wise ard pure Administrations
Ayn't dsy not de NOSE cleYair jentlmen
which was ever rule any nation since de
creation of Moses ? What have dey esair
done whish yas not four million of
league tudder side of wrong J Dcy
have pas. beautifuol short leetle law
for pay all de taxes. Dey have loan
sixty million eight hundred touseen Sc.
ven hundred ninety six dollar forty-two
half cents for increase dat blessing IN
estimablc, wbish got no value, called
n.tional debt. Dry have give to all de
sollare great deal more money dan he
want, to buy all sort Of necessaries to
powder his hair. Dey have not been
more as yare or so Eighteen eainsl Ca
NADIA, and now dey are resolve to make
de standeen army march Pa'bleU! Dc
next po,terite will be amaze into corfu
sion when he bebole desc grand effHr;s,
worry of de sublime genius of Napoleon
Ie grand
Mais you say de cabnet,-erabnet,-
what you call ?-don't agree wild him
self, and dereEore you got right to laugh
at him. Foutre canaille, is dis argu-
men: for you! Is Mons. GalIatin and
S A. Mons. Madison and Mons. CHESS
Senate, a dem set Of bulls and dogs tor
you to make fun Seepose two tree
icntimen choose to laugh joke when
he eat de dinnair table, is dat raison Tor
oil de servi,eurs to make horse.laugh
like a Jack ass, and force out smile I!
Seeposc de Senatus consultum, like we
have en- France, send message to S. A.
de president, to say, Monsieur, We
can't not appoint Mons. Gallatin or
Mons. Russell to be Congress Ambas.
sadeurs at Prague, psrceque de- Is not
bose Deedur Merrykeens; and seePose
S. A. de president should say to his
maitre d'hotel, Don't let desc fallas
come into my house,-kick dem out of
door,--dey hurt my constitution, for l
am sick, and shall see dem tomorrow
wid de greatest pleshair. En- bien, see
pose after dey come to see him tomor-
row, de presiden, should write long let.
ter to prove dat he should nevair speak
20 dem in his lifetime, because every
time dcy visit to see bis he alth dey not
only hurt his constitution, but de con.
sti,u,ion Of de Nitestate .aussi. Well,
would you have bisnees to giggle your
side Nun ; you must set you down
& cry, Kordeen to Shakespeare. Pauvre
Mons Giles! am so sorry when re-
membair dat he nc,air shall be de next
president! He querelle wild S. A. Mons.
Madison now abou, dc war, not because
he hate de Breteesh less, but because
he hate Mons. Gallatin more, as Gen
Bsutus say in Grafton to Ciceron. Day
will be good friend again when deere
shall DC no Office to fight about, peute,
tire slsir amine den shall put me 10
mind de ole prove,b, So dogs viii snarl
about bone, ADD pay ,ogeddur when
dey got nu,,ing else to do.
You see, Mons. Pren,air, ] am Away
serieux. Since my mudder bcrned IL,
into de worie, always hate to see you
,osee in good hameur, except dey is ny