Alexandria daily gazette, commercial & political. [volume] (Alexandria [Va.]) 1808-1812, 1811-04-18

people. One day you say Mons. Smeet is
fine good natured citizen den you turn
round in one hurry, more samep, as de
Janus. and call him all de dem reskeei
dat can be majeened, wild de most great
sang froid. Some time I am please wild
one publication; den himeby l fine mud
der piece dat make ME sweat CONNIE lie
Diable. Are you not ashan,e Of you
self But de Angleesh cool make you do
dis. Dcrefore l shall reply to you. /
shall give you one historic Of de Mites
tate in particularly, and Of ali grand Off
cair OF de government in GENERAL SO dat
if yoa have got half de brane like de flea,
YOU will know more OF desc mattair time
to come. Noboddee can do dis like dc TO-
reanair. Dcy see great many ting whish
YOU cannot spyout because you use to him;
zoos like my dear fren Jean Tonson say
to me one day, s'Ah, mon cher Nicholas,
] am fear you are all torec, en- verite. in
Alexandrce you want one monarque,
cause YOU call all de street King street,
and Prince street, and Duke street, and
Roval street" Now did not pairceive
dis till remember myself !; and was so
sorry OF it. And was it MOI Foreman,
and Frenchman too, Mons. Blissot, who
6;seovair dc reason of dc AmerIikeen to
smoke de Cigar, dat is, because dey are
one philosophair people. and dis give him
time to make one wise speech when some
bodice ak him question. And did not NJ.
NJ. Ta!leyrand and Voluey travil in dis
countree all bout, .joos for fine out what
is good for yousef!
You know when de revolution war was
broke up. dc French help you all dc time,
and make you whip dc Briteesh, who
want to scald de hot tea down your trote,
aid It's not half so Wholesome like dc ca
fee, BY ;ceng! Tihbesurc,, de kim; loss
his head one day, and dey drive Fayette
in Jail: but you ought to be giatetool Tor
all dat. aad not grumble so mush bout
de petite aff;,ire and if de Emperor
should forgot himself and take few two
tree more Sleeps fer de eXpence OF chris
ten de shile, no mattair; don't YOU see
! he BEGIN to love you ever sense he was SIX
ware ole :? Ma fai, it must be grand pla-
Share for you to hear him talk so Kline and
! 50 rcaty well, when you was done fl
teen de .Angleesh, and knock all de toree
n.ose in dc head, Mons. GALLrEEN make
/. voycse TO dis country, and stabblecsh dc
's.hool in Rhode Island. And when he
!, git little argent and tie cash, he buy de
hack woods in Pennsylvania, and preesh
to de people. And when general Wash
eentown tolcsle people dat dey must not
git tosicate wia de wiliskec. Mons. Gall
! teyn was lere to see de Robbery. So when
dew fine dat he write butifool han. and
spell de fl,ger nice, dcy make him con-
e.ressmcn. Den lie gave it tothe fedora
lees Paroieu, dey was fear cnuf Oft him =!
When Mons. Callendam and Mons. Duane
speak to dc nation, and tell him dat John
! Adam was keens. and dat de treasure
book was lair. and dat ole Piehreen steel
whole heap mounee, den de people git
mad as tlemsnation, ard lex Mons. Cali
teen to keep de monnee from &c rogue
Andss.iere he has been ever since he
show de congress how to make de law
ard den he explain him so smoose
Mons. Smeet is one ,jentimen lawyaiT.
His famlee give him Aide JOB for to plead.
lie is relatir of de Grand Empereur too
beside. Aynt you not fraid to buse him
Some desc days, maybee, you will have
your nose pool for dat. Anynt you salts
fy dat he is gone from de office ! Must st
you keep hammair him now ne Is tall
: down ? Is dis de etiquette Of de Amerrl-
kcens He say missing NOSE ana l DC
bound he aynt got more dan TWO tree peo-
ple HAIR fer excuse himself.
What becsness have you for abuse Mons.
MADIsosE Do you want to be President
yousef? Did you not si,e him dinnalr'
and drink de wine to his lteit dis she"
de federalees tufncOat.
/ / have de hon III to be, Sair,
W;d de highest consideration,
(signeD os.
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