Alexandria daily gazette, commercial & political. [volume] (Alexandria [Va.]) 1808-1812, 1811-10-26

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sheep immediately after their birth sfloke fhe
Shanish and Portuguese languages to feyec-
tiox." was incline to laugh aassi, to obilJe
de jentimen, mais recollect what one auteur
say, dat docteur, lawyair, parson, accoucheur,
rat-catcher, thief, and barbair, must all mann
tain his gravity while he exercise his protes-
sion: So l reply to my friend wld great
naiyete, monsieur, desc merino speak de Spa
nish langueeie CONNIE une vache Espagnole,
as dey say in nv countree. Dis suit him to
a shaveen, SO when he wipe his chin, he say
En- ycrite, Nicholas, you have brought wild
you large quantity of wit. Pardonnez mol
Sair, / reply, mon esprit is all of domestic
manufacture.
Besides all dis, you say, dis jentimen
+" PLANTED one bean from which there shrouted
a gerry stiff stem, on the summit Of which g1ezo
large earthen pot filled NTH baked Deans,
and very siza6le niece ef.tork tn The middle OF
it," Ha, ha, ha is not dis one very sizeable
fedral lie Pork and beans Did you ever
eat banyan-day? Parbleu, if you was good
yankee, you would want leetle mylasses
mongst it. O, la, was YOU born in de woods
to catch owls wild fabrications
But can pass over all dis wild de utmost
nonchalance; mais, when you try for to make
fun for de Emperor, because he say he shall
not abandon any Frenchman, jump about, |
strap my razair against my hone, trlzzle de
hair de wrong side of de blockhead, laddair
de ientlmen's forehead, l rub de pslmade
upon his nose, don't know what do. Ayn't
you apretty falla for to talk gainst de Empe-
reur? Ayn't he going to make every ting dis
year contraire to de last century Won'khe
make de moon slime every day at night, and
de sun go off bout his business? Won't de
freedom Of de sea come home to every mans
house, and de Comet keep you warm for ever
lasting all wintair
Apropos, you print dat two vaisseaux was
burnt by order of de Emperor, ard now it is
prove to be falsehood from your own brain.
And can't dis satisfy every good rcpoob-
Iican dat all you publish before dis time was
one infamous lie ! And seepose de Emperor
take few Merrikeen Sleeps, and few goods,
ayn't he got as good right to some of de spoil
as de Angleesh If you pretend to be impair
tial neutral, won't you allow to give de
French nation half of your property? Or is
you stitch villainous tory to want to give it all
to de Breetish Dis is Standardization. and
shows dat your heart is covered wild the most
vile lngratitude.
/ have de honneur to be, Sair,
Wild de highest consideration,
(SignedD NICHOLAS PEDROSA.
P. S. n. P. A0is. ~ Soon as de Con-
gress sit down and talk leetle while in de
Capitol wild shut door, / shall not shave you
nor any udder toree fedralees on credit-Be-
gar, your money will all be gone-But 1 will
laddair you for nutting. MP.
AT a meeting of the agent. for transacting
the business of the late Branch of the Unit
ed States in this City, Colonel JOHN TAYLoE
was reelected President.
National MtelHgencer.
Hurricanes, tornadoes, storms, fires and
freshets, on the ocean and land, in the old and
new world, have the past year been more &C
tive agents of desolation than in any year with
in our recollection.
COMMERCIAL.
A letter from an intelligent American mer-
chant, now in Liverpool, to his friend in New
York, dated 2sth August last, says" have
made it part of my business, since my arriv-
al to learn the state of American produce, and
am impressed with belief that this country
will not want any thing of consequence from
the United States for year to come. There
are large stocks on hand, and the consump-
ton OF many articles decreases. The crops of