Alexandria daily gazette, commercial & political. [volume] (Alexandria [Va.]) 1808-1812, 1811-05-09

SIGN. The first of these has been weighed
and found wanting the second was consider
ed Father a dangerous experiment for quiet
people; & as to the last; we all resolved to
set our faces against it.---In this way the sub
Ject rested fora season; ard after looking a.
bout US, and puzziing our notldles as to the,
course to be pursued, we find nothing better
than Alternatives, SO that we will resort to
them again tor a year or two they can do US
no great injury,at any rate. The Wing says:
Under these circumstances, orr alterna-
tlves are, submission to wrong,. including the
sacriflce OF our wealth, reputation and rights
orthe most efficient measures to maintain all
our national rights against Engl nd or France"
The Whlg asserts that "dclusion will va
nssh before the next Presidential election
comes round" This is pretty broad hint
though he affects to level all his arrow at
" Gaiiatinian corruption" MI. Madison has
no enemies in the democratic ranks: Oh, no
they eli Glove" him excessively. He has
abundant " honor and energy" for them: IT'S
only MIR. Gallatin they hate---tha,'s all!
Afoas. PREH1AIR,
WANT you to advertise ME if do Presi-
dent is going to war. Tudder dayI look out,
and heho!e dere was two tree men wild de
muskit on his shouldare, and he look more
formidable as one Mamelukc bodice guard.
I AK de mattair, and receive intelligence dat
it was de Constable to kill all de dog. What
is he not assoc terrible wild de cane and dc bag,
widout you for to give him de gun for parade
de stree. like gems d'armerie !? Bcgar, I
know plenty huff people who is f.ard to kesh
dc constable turn round de corpair ! IS dere
not regulation here cont-aire to fire off de
gun in public l seepose tie ,raji.trate send
him all out tcgeddcr in row, so as noboddee
shall take him up to carry him to Jail.
But want to talk to ycu bout my poor dog
Fidcle. He was one of de best animal to kesh
dc dead canailie in de watair, dat ever was
born and now you have SO mush scare de
poor cretchair, dat III be bound he WON'T
like to see de noise of de gunPowdare any
more to de end of de worlc. One day you or
der de law for Inc to pay capitation tax formy
dog, and next dar You send your Officer to
shoot him Oil de spot Is dis your libefw
Bimeby you will say dat de COW, and de Eat,
and de horse, and eleetle niggar, is nuisance,
and W mt to knock MIN all in de head, sans &C.
remonie. Does not my dog get my lkeen,
when take de puppy from his muddel and
sell him every time for ten, fifteen, tyen,y
dollar Have de corporation got authoity to
make you pay some tax for your hous. and !
den tell de constable to so burn him own
In Philadelphia, dey make de dog war de /
COLLAR, to shew dat he belong to one jcn men.
P.ibleu, great many jentiinen kick d hees
wild COLLAR cross his neck !-.-But you Ftend
dat you are feard off lie hydrophobie. Where
is dc mad dog ! May be you will ne, time
pass de law for kill all de republican, pre-.
vent him to turn fcdralecs Dis would very
good raison as de oder. You let de 4nney
wall stand great long, time where YOU We de
grand conAagration, and you never VI terri.
fly Of dat to fall down and break de sill fde ,
passenger. believe you have donall dis
for make speculation in de dog skim hich I
am inform you sell for profit. BY jes you
shall not have de hide of nv pauyra idele s
have hide him myself IF you arh su b t
dem hurry for make war, go shoot Aug.
leesh.
Ihave de honneur to be, Sair, II
Wild de highest consideration
(signeD NICHOLAS PEDpsA,
Hipresser.