Alexandria daily gazette, commercial & political. [volume] (Alexandria [Va.]) 1808-1812, 1809-02-03

N tilc s)uFpcSG--fn6MDcFS ail RCiit 10 SlcCp--
!! .ayvoke and call'd to order--notaing for that
only six dollars per day--march off met
| with a large hog with leg on his back -pen-
sive reflections uponlhe embargo- concluded
| that 10 keep eight millions OF produce from
2 millions Of people, that they must starye---
Sick to it-last for ever make all the peo-
pie democrats--set down democrats and spa
niels mutch alike-both lick the rods that
.scourget hetn- rumble-bug- industrious iel-
low--lost his ball-run into his ho.c-Would'nt
make another as he iived-good joke-true
TreTubliean-pleas Mr.. Jefferson-sure to
set an office-N b. Tumble-Dugs make the
best officers in the world-an eld woman go
ing to market-horse astumbled--broke two
e.rgs--thoug ht.upoR matrlmony--b battle royal
between a parcel Of naughty women-bcts
run high- Alexsndria girls box, by jung, like
.Aiensloza--gfcg shop--tar & te'thers-good
thing for federaIs--make them look as siick
as : iizsrd-Putfout tier eyes--no matter
see bstier after all Tran democrats heard
that Mr. Jefferson WIS democrat though
turn'il democrat too--nade a speech to the
people--sold only twenty nine tibs--set down
fibs thcbesl parrof it--madc the people buzz
"a and roarlike lion--an Old soellcf--vottd
10 hang because he was federal--two ladies'
going, before--beautihll red Understandable
rs goose ruup.--saw large red feather at a
tlistance--corne ne4r to it-,-iound man iiil-
der tia militia company paradlnEs--captam
full five feet iligh--had.a black eyc--conclud-
CT! he had been at huskinS trollck--com-
manded like solder--whe-e-el to the right
= Nc l,ot tpoe.
you see you fooIs--thrce guns, forty seven
corn Sticks, and two ccw hidcs--arIns ali at
shoulter--entenant good Looking ic low as
drunk as a loril--.lo fun tnis--off--moreshogs
no legs en- their baclss--oak trecs--1aan
selling sider--two ducks swimming in a pond
IA tad oie- -psbaw all stua;;--never mind,
fill up the iournaI--boys playing bandy--a
post with TT on it, for tremendous juggler
--Georgs town; most night--sQp with con-
lress rg,en--areument between them respect
ING q war in the moon--Yeie,red to the map
walter tlid'nt know his business--hac one eve
knocked ont as clear as a whlstle--cohc!uded
Ii Il eil brave meg lived there--wouid'ht take
an insult. not ey Z. from a taS--landlord
federa,--wanted to hang him III iibbi,s--set
down I'll who are no; thorough gong demo
Gratis, must be torics--hang them ali--Hnport
Frenchmen--fle fellows-cat frogs like the
very auce--a 1y VITA the belly -acha--Tea-
Dot with a hole in the side-Roderck Ran
dom, Peregrinc Pickle, Don Quixote, and
his brotaer Tom Quixote-all brave men
Tom Quixote much the best man tho went
into another room-coal fire--tongs with one
leg broke. good thing for a poker. seven
teen foreign democrats. got to be chairman
....w4rln debate upon the art Of taring and
featheriRg.. Resolved unanimously, that A.
merican skin is the best in the world for tar
and feathers. .cld soldiers better than ALL.
rough hide. hol,l heap of tar aud feathers.
look beautiful. George Washington excel
lent subject. al. of US cried most bitterly be-.
cause he died so soon....be bound the old fell
low would look elegant in 9 sui: Of homespun
fine boys, some foreign democrats Go the
business 20 perfection kill buck-skin as
soon tick AL got hoozy and went to sleep.
BUENOS AyRES.