Portland gazette and Maine advertiser., 1806-09-01


PHO HUH, you hlly ounces! What's the
matter
Diflnfs that idle fear, and ftop your clatter
Its wondrous now, thar YOU are al in terror,
FOR fear they won't forgive our nv error
flIall appear weIl-drefs'd that viii fufiice
For every thing, that's not been done 70 nice.
My COAT would gain Us claps, keep off all hifTes,
AT ealt from, thole | care about, the MIssEs !;
Bot If fine cloaths are back'd by a1ing mercy,
We ihall be prais'd by ev'ry fort, dare fay.
mrs. oAKLY, be5ird tie feas, Pealizg TO Sa
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My compliments 10 ladies. gents, and beaux;
1bleve you're pretty well iiS'd of with cloaths.
In drsss deficient, you'd be badly uf'd,
Tho volumes after volumes You'd peras'd.
Pofefl Of ysifdom, equal TO old NEwroN's,
Still, If you were IN want Of filming 6uH0es,
My iiars there would be fuchIa great com
motion,
Contempt, moi certainly muh be your por-
I'Cn.
Tell them, that all my Jealous fears are gone /;
To asdrels them, that ;ruit YOU al alone.
Tell them ysu're furely good, dilcrete and
faithful,
And would nor prove untrue, for e'er 70 good
mouthful.
But hark'ee, dearel dear The ladies out there
Are 70 diviae, 10 very, very fair. :.
That it YOU don't return as fat as pohible,
Your heart NUE. foon grow tender and mOiaEa5is
(EAtsr MIR. OAKLY and Lord TKIsxET)
L. 1RIN.-Your very humble iervauis, Sirs,
"'oOn bonoy Z"
And ladies, yours, lncerelv I'm no Sunney.
Well how dye ike us ! Pho, how four you
look
Dear frs, did you but know the pain, we took.
o. 0, you're mad, YOU fay, at The iIlly fool,
Who i'the hrf, 9th play, was Of his wife the
tool;
But if you hear to reafon, fure you'll FAY,
That he did very well at laR TO win the day.
MIR oAk-what if I've fuferd by cheating
creature
The lot of fome wife men is not much better
Divines, by fainting wives have been made
fools
~ fits, Preceptors, 20 their Sgels are tools,
An ev'n the Lawyer, faith with al his fang
Iyoid
Can lcarcely ever make his deary's dang rail-
In fact if women fay they WON'T be civil,
''iistcn to one, fhe reigns LOrS, King and Devil
If Paintings, fits. are handy 10 her hJEip,
Her dreis mutt be far finer than a eoSgfip;
If for command, ihe daily, hourly, itches.
The man mott Centrally mult lole the breeches.
l.. Trim But huh, flop, flop fober mat
tron iays,
Peace, land'rer, peace viii not hear your
lies.
The ladies know their proper fphere, and
ysoEli MT
Command their hufbands, Chat isl if they
eouI nat.
a lady wear the fnaIl-cloaths Hold your
tongue
cuefs YOU don't cenlider whom you're 'mong
Well, If not the JyeseBs5, yet BY all the pow'rs,
Things very much relembiing them calI'd
drazpsys.
MIR. oAx.-And now lets hear, what yonder
asgsr fays,
When by his ipoul,, he fats, quite at his cafe
You're wrong, you're wrong Too much the
truth you've thump'd hard;
You've gcrrous made Jew, reforIn'd a
drunkard
The latter cant be true I'll set my ears
I'th' faith, I've prov'd it OUT, theietwenty wears
/. T&IN.-Well friends, 10 every child, chick,
lady, man,
NC iay TINS iiue4'-" W ~ 1O''S 49, 49, "
can.
And that we might, when alllG what's been
our luck,
Whether we did all gliby or got nuck;
Whether your worfhips' pardons were obtaind
For ev'ry action, By which you've been pain'd +;
say, that all faults were buried by your good
nefs,
.4Rfoibes, folies, lpringing from ourcrudenefs.
We pray, with all our fouls, that you would
clap US,
And we will be yours to fcrve; whatever may
hap US.
Fyye5"g Aeadeay, Agg- 1906.