Portland gazette and Maine advertiser., 1805-09-02


according TO all appearance, by oae deeply KILLED
IN the art Of giving confe4uence to thofe who are
without zsa sOaey oyavrr7e,5 --e1!tin.ys e.. Psf
RECEIPT
70 MAKE YOUNG BUCKS"
bere are great many ways in this
world 70 become conftqlentia and as there
are number Of men who with to acquire
coniequence "a few hints On that head pro-
n'bly viii rot Be Unacceptable he irf
ttep IS, to become acquainted with Mr 5nip
who viii furni(h good exterua! anDear-
ance, and lethim be the hrf man over whom
you aHume coUlequencc; YOU probably viii
not have iuthCient cath 10 farnffh llit oF
clorhes; thar is imrnatcrial ", th- init
be made, and tell him to cal tomorrow for
fe;tlement when he calls, De i1rc 70 have
your I'M. cloathes On, for then YOU v ill Be
able 10 evade payment with more grace.
and more like I gentleman-y you can al the
fame ;ime tell him you think he has great
imoier &C 10 call for the n onev 70 foon, thar
i appears as if he doubted your honor, and
with few +" dam ne Sir" kick hiq ONT
q the room you need be cfraid
taylor has too much chrifi9nity 10 refnt
ycur III uiage after you have got lid Of
Mr Snip, y ought to furnith y.urlef With
q large white pocket handkerchief, and .et
II hang two thirds ont Of your pockrr and
IL yon are aPprehtnGve Of loEng Il, you
can pin 1t in rhe infide-t the next thing
nccef1ry are pair of gloves, bur vou nua
~oc war them both IA you mutt keep o.e
dangling between the thumb and in CIR Cf
your right hand your external appearance
viii then be complete, and you will be a
bic 10 ftrut ahort the areets and fare at,v-
cry female yor fee, with much fcif rltisfac.
non there IS one th'rg had nearly omit
ted, fn'aif-EIsFs. which you ru(t ii round
your neck with yellow riobon. and every
now ant then QUIZ the people with it, for
i IS the height Of fafhion to appear near
Gsh;ed.
When you are fstigucd wi,f wal sing vou
nay Zip ln;o Bryden's cr kvan's, and every
gentecl perioa you N y m~er, may acc-H
him with " danne ar, me weathtr's htt,
&c.-a gentleman can get no accomroda-
cion in this town, Lcndon Is the place frh
and if you thoult get Over bottle Of
y inc, YOU can t2lk about D aces that YOU
never law, and circumlfances- that never
Happened; and if you tell few lies. it is
not Of much conitqu+1ce, i will only tend
70 convince the perton you have a very fer
tile ira9inafion. 1t vii be neccG4rv be-
fore you talk about London, Paris, or 9th |
er noPu'ous cities, 70 st acquainted with !
II: principal fre7ts, which YOU can eaGly |
do ~ going TO any Of the ltorcs and peru
fling for hve minutes the nect ldry books- -
but ii your bead ihould b. 100 cunfuGed bv
che i4tt nights debauch, which very often
ha pens 70 conicquential beaax, you may
mark them down on a piece Of paper, and
get them by heart at your Ieiflre -A And If
you win 70 become very confequential,
you mutt fpeak obicenely, fw5ar, drink, and
talk Of hghtinE-takinF care, at the fame
time, tAat it does not become too lcriou3-
if il ihould, there viii Be no oths serna-
tive but fnbmiflion, and there is 10 fub-
n fIon bur what you ought 70 lhow, rather
than endangcr the form Of your limbs, and
probably your life.
You r1uH learn tie nor ffhjonable
oaths, and every now ard the whenever
ynn can find an opportunity, Blend them
with your converlatioD, for nothing adds
% much 10 man Of conftquence, as few
of thcfc pronounced with proper emphafs.
You mutt never 20 to church ON the
contr9ry, always make i point to abrte
the clergy for rarcei Of old ia6eye:raYr
t:3kj, become DEIs T, and yorr conieqncnce
is made foy life. TOMMY CLOD.
P. S. forgot the PICK. about : feet
lonE, to play with, which has Mighty
look, and is eiItntia to turtfn Il. ..