Jenks' Portland gazette. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1803-1805, 1803-12-03

Dil1 AM UltCllcFOuS ny poorly, III pIi-
vate let him have BETRAYED tile conlllsnce
of one friend by plotting againf his do
meitic peace and honor, and let HIN have
6 enayed'' to wrong another trieud and
| beneta6tor for the patry temptatioa OF
K 50, to this 1t him add The glory oF not
being Chriltian, and hewiir tam. "a .ex-
celent chance of being made Prefdent OF
the United States. For further iafarma-
ton apply at Warrington,
Let an obfcure foreigner, with broken
Engliih on his tongue, have attempted to
g top the wheels of governnent." and he
fhal be cholen as principal officer to
keep the government in motion :-Ler
him have excited a ferrous and expendye
inlurre6tion, let its holtility be particular
" againlt revenue law, and he lhall be
appointed Secretary of the Treaiury to
manage the Revenue Department.
Let a man attach himfelf to the enemies
of a contribution, of which before its a.
doption he had been mott active friend,
let political jealoufy have poifoned within
him every noble and patriotic (-ntiment,
let him become the prey of nervous debi-
lily, and dwindle 10 CIPHER, ana h fall
be rewarded as the oGenhble Firlt MiniE-
ter of State.
Let it be the peculiar benevolence of a
mans nature to turn people out of Office,
CO thanked for their faithful lervices," and
he fhall be 6 ranked" as Pof Matter
General.
Let man have the genius to blunder
more or leis" in fimple addition, well
plealed in the mott patliye inGgnidcance,
and he final! be a Secretary Of War.
Let man be no lawyer, and he ihall
be appointed Attorney General
Let him be half lawyer, and he lhall
be made Secretary of the Navy.
Let g Calm Oblerver" have acculed
General Warrington Of defrauding the
Trealury, let him have been difmihed tor
grols milcondua from the place Of Clerk
TO the Houfe of Representative, he thall
be made clerk Of the Houle of R3prelenta-
tives.
Let an ilIufrious General have traded
in eledioneering fallhoods, let him be a
mott notorious weathercock, and let him
on the floor of Congrels have wiIely diff
covered that g the coinage feVery cent CTS
The United States baBa doAar,'' and he
ihall be cholen a Senator of the United
States.
Let court minion at the bafe devifer,
fuborner and Poltroon, his ears and nofe
pulled, let him >delerve to be in pillory,
and he may be found in the Senate Of ,he
United States.
Let fcoundrel have ruined a young
girl under promite of marriage let him
afterwards traduce her character in court,
and marry the iifer-in-Eaw to a Secretary
of State, let a Jury Of his country have
given verdi6t OF damages againf him,
let him modeitly align as realon for fct-
ting aide their verdict that he is 4 candi-
date for congrefs, and he lhall immedi-
ately afterwards be voted for by good
democrats and elected into Congrels-
Inquire of member from Virginia.
Let an old man be not only ignorant
how to write or talk French, but deaf 10
any language without trumpet, let him
in fhort as TO France b. without the mott
important faculties of fpeaking ard hear
ing, let France be court above all others
where an Embailador fhould have all his
faculties about him, and he fhaIl be fent
Fmhanador TO France
Let an embadador have been recalls
from European court for palpable ne
gled and breech of duty, proved BY his
own book, and he ihall be fent Embafa-
dor 10 the fame couTt.