Alexandria daily advertiser. [volume] (Alexandria [Va.]) 1803-1808, 1803-09-22
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10 rtndfr married ladies ye5bfaed and beloUed.
Be careful never 70 speak we'll of your neigh
bours, and more especially Of your intimate and
familiar acquaintance. Expose their faults and
iobies freely, and throw in few hints of some
thing dark aud mysterious respecting their Con.
duct, which you are not yet at liberty to reveal.
At tea parties among your friends, view the dress
and manners of evey lady present, with the eye
Of scrutiny. Catch every syllable that fails,
guarded Or unguarded. Take an exact account
Of the fare with which you are treated, This
will show that you pay proper and marked at
teption TO the lady WHO is polite enough to invite
you to her parsy. Is the tea weak or 1rok};
note it. Is the bread heavy or negIigently spread
---observe II. Is The cake ordinary or Of but one
kipd--remenlber it. Has the servants beea IN
lucky in their manner CT presenting the refresh
ment-treasure It up. Did any ady particularly
shine her manners, dress and conversation
nute it down. Apropos, to guard against the
trsachery ard failings Of memo5y, can see no
improperly j. each lady should provide herself
with pencil and memorandum book. Possessed
OF these remarks, rest not until you Rave commu-
nicated them to your particular friends ebat were
absent. Take care to mention every thing. Let
your description glow with vivid colouring.--
Let it Be well mixed with sneers, ridieui4 ard
fun. Remember that the materials yea have
treasured up are precious. Betall them OILY 20
those of your acquaintance Who delight in such
ware.
Do you with for female fcrvanti IF you know
any one who conducts well, and is ccntented
with her fitGation, be {ure TO endeavos 70 entice
her away-ieave no means untried-talk famiIi-
ary with the girl---tell her fhe has arri4d long
while At the place where fhe now is--that you
win her 70 live with you-that you will deal
well with her-that fhc (hall have ljuIe more
wages, little eis work, aud little more liberty
70 DC lUpudent, and large number OF preients
II you nave any twitches OF confidence or ienfe OF
ihame 10 thus conducting, prevail upon fome con-
fdentlal TREND TO aiiif you. Commence regu.
lar attack lhow the girl the convcnences Of your
kitchen and your painted floors that need no (cour-
ing. Ii yaar neighbour fhould difcover the Dot,
expofe and Aigmatifc it with the name Of mean,
little, plttlful, and uniady Ike conduct, never
attend to fuch unciyil language. Yon are on the
high road OF plealure, and having nothing 10 do
but frolic it along. II | am miltakcn, and this
mode of conduct lhouId fail to render woman
refp-ffed and beloved, anu very politive it would
caufc her to be much noticed. ER.
TheUtica Patriot announces the remov-
az Of Mr.. Livingston, from the Office of
district Attorney, in the following ludi-
crous manner.
ooMMUNIc ALTON.
u ~ n
LAX 0ut Farmers far ahard Wi2tef; BEAR
begins to eat BEAR.
One of the best OF men, honest, faithful,
capable and just, was renewed from the Of
fee of Attorney for the District of New
York, to make room for Edward Living
ston, who it seems, does not altogether
suit the administrator, and is tumbled out,
and stripping jostled into his place. Such
is the fact. AS TO the cause, shadows,