Alexandria daily advertiser. [volume] (Alexandria [Va.]) 1803-1808, 1803-09-27

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n,er;ca. where, to own the truth expect.
| Cd 70 have found more perfect system Of
the Rights of Man established. The sub
iect for this nights debate, was what could
and shouldbe done; not only to prevent the
Tree from decay, and speedy death, but
from continuing thus stationary. Those
who had known it longest said, 1t had not
grown one eighth of an inch in sevenyears;
whereas, that in France, in short space
of time from its being planted by the Rights
of Man, had become wide spreading
Free. whose branches covered the whole
land, and whose branches would have CO.
vered the whole earth, had it been jutiicl-
ously supplied with its natural nourlshment.
O! nv friend, what sublime spectacle Tor
the eve of a modern Philanthropic Phlloso-
pher The learned Genevan, Doctor ofthe
RIGHTS of Man, opened the debate--and
observed, & dat He had tink greadeal bout
dis poor Tree and propos some Wiske be
pour upon him.'' Whiskey, | exclaimed !!
for could not contain myself, when saw
the learned Doctor [ thought, SO wide Of
of the mark. My opinion is, that few
drops only from the jugular vein OF an A.
ristocrat, with one grain of the powder of
Pimperlim.pimp, will do more towards the
recovery Of this poor distempered Tree,
than all your incantations and spells than
all the ingredients in your Cauldron. >
Those who were in the secret, smiled at
my having taken what the Genevan said, III
literal sense; whereas he meant it as =
kind of figure, as will be presently explain
ed. The protector then drew from his
pocket, scheme for the adoption Of the
Club (and which was finally adopted, not
wirhstanding the powerfuloppostion gave
to it, founded upon firm belief that it
would not succeed) first rising and care
fully surveying the company and, during
this Unnecessary act IF caution, voice IN the
Irish accent from the door, pronounced
these words ALPS well''-I found him
TO be one Dun whom had known in Lon
don from thence, he went to the East-ln-
dies, and was there poor fellow, most Sc
verely whipped upon his bare back, (the
marks Of which, ne will carryto his grave
and then made to ride naked astrides a bare
pole, through the Camp at Calcutta sent
back to England IN irons from which he
made his escape to America, and at that
time was employed in our chief Printing
Office, by the name Of Due. All this
did Dun suffer, not for any crime, but on
/ " for attempting TO teach the soldlery, the
true Rights Of Man.
Pardon, my deag friend this dsgress;on, drawn
from me-, by his own relation OF his unmefited
suferings TIE doctor said. /" dat he believe no
Gentleman present, the chiet4civll and military Of
Peii---y were there bu- would allow, dar de
blood Of de Aristocrare wild De powder of de PIN
perli,n pimp was de true genuine food for de Tree
of Laoertee but how can we get BIN, dat is de
| au <ton ? Oar enemy watch US close, dat de
Deall cant elude him. We must first try to ger
ae Soverair PepIe on our side, and TO effect dis
prims step we must rase Rebellion in dc West-de
Soverain Pepel very much dar grumb|e about de
Tax ID III dear Wiskee and our friend Finiy and
| lay de plan before we come w4y--we lay de plan
| so If il is agreed by dis honorable Club, we clap
| de match so soon as we pro back and if our So.
verain in de East Join wild us ; which think be
| probable, VIC blow dc ting dey call dc Constitu-
ton and de government 70 de Debill den dc blood
| of de Aristocrate will den dare will be plen
ty Of de powder Of de Plmperlln pimp. and di:
poor Tree will grow big. But before we be-
gin dis superbe work, in order to insure de success
| of dis grand tang, propos dat MonGeur Fauehet
| advance few Tousan Dolare- Should de majority
Of our soverainoin @d US, twill be no Rebellion,
| because we will succeed. On de contrary, should
We fail, we may suffer de punishment of de Re-
bell but we cannot according to dc true doe
trine of de Rights of Man incur de guile for
| how are we 20 know whether majority of de So
verain Pepel, told by de head, will join US or
not Till we try hnl--Dis is de true way to get
| Revolution, and Revolution you know, Mr..