Alexandria advertiser and commercial intelligencer. [volume] (Alexandria [Va.]) 1800-1803, 1801-08-03

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FROM TIE COMMERCIAL advertiser.
MeGis. BrLDrS g. Co.
By pubhlhing the following Dialogue
in yonr paper, you will oblige one vino
loves truth, and W ho willass Co fee error
expo{ed. I.
SCENE /.
Entey Merchants IF Nfzv- Havea end PHI
hJotber 7bomas.
Mrtk. Of N. Havsn-Sir, we would
beg. leave /" respectfully 70 remo',ara,e
agaiait the late removal of Elizur Good
rich, ela. from the Office OF collector for
the di&ritt of New Haven, aud tie ap-
pointment OF Samuel Bi,hop, eGa. to FL
his vacancy
Pbiias. Tbos. Gentlemen, you no doubt
have right TO yemontrate, ard when I
have had time to enquire into the merits
Of the cafe, I viii converfe with you on
the iub,ett. Pieafe TO call -morrow.--
Exeunr merchants. What the dcyiliha
| do with thete fellows /? i know Good
rich is much the belt man for tie office,
but he is iederalif, and that is resfon
iufic;ent for turning him out. will iend
for Lord Wallingtofd, and ak his OPT
Mon.
SCENE II. q
Scene CHANGES. Enter Lard Wal2nsj0rd
and PIHyapber 7b2m0s. =.
II. n. hope your excellsucy is in
good health. | was told that your excel
iency had yiht from iorne arilocratic
merchants Of Ncw-Haven, and fuppoing
that your excellency would want informa-
ton on the fabjea about which they are
grumbling, l hattened to render your ex-
cellency an exact itatelnent Of the buff
neiS.
TT. Lord Wallingford, l am very
glad to fee you. There Is 10 perfon for
whom l have more refpea. Knowing,
as do, yoar patriotilm, your indepen-
dence, your republican virtues, ard your
revolutionary adherence to our party;
ikall place entire confidence in your OPT
Mon, and follow it implicitly.
L. N. feel much indebted to your
excellency for your excellency's good OPT
Mon, and l hope I ihall always be 70 hap
py as to retain it; sand you .excellency
may be aflured. that l fhall advance the
| interea of the party of your excellency, as
far as lies in my power. l hope likewiie
to prove to your excellency, the mdtpen-
dsuee Of my Ipnit, nay hatred to tyranny,
| and my revolutionary adherence to
your party" by revolutionizing the fate
of Connecticut, in very lhort period
May it pleafe you exeellency, the people
of the fate of Connecticut are iet OF
d-d+ ariaocrats, and do net dcierve
any indulgence. No longer ago than latt
winter, they had the iniolence ocall me
| in their pubic newspapers, the CoNNsc-
TIcur KETTLErAs, and ieveral other
| names which | ihaii not repeat at rreient /;
and ioue of them in common conversation,
have had the audacy to aiert thar, a!tbo'
| was married, l it'll kept two or three
mitlrelIes. Shall fuch crimes as thele re-
main unpunilhed /? No, let every man OF
item be turned out OF Office.
P. T. am Tot furprded, Lord Wal
ling iord, that your temper is ruffiea at tuch
abuie. It is enough to irritate any phi
lolopher in the union. But do not let
this trouble you; have iomething In
! view which viii compenlate for all thefe
| evils, and which viii reward you Tor your
! eminent iervices in the cave Of THIRTY
In the couris OF a few months / intend to
! recall MIR. King from London, and give
you the Office OF miniiter there.
l.. n. | thank your Excellency ten
:hoaiacd times for the honor you intend
me. Allow me to k;is your excellency's
hand, lhere he advances and kites the PHI
Ioi,ophsr's hand You may command my
utu,oit services whenever you pleafe. !
am quite delighted With the idea of going
to London. anasold they have tie fuef
woman there in the world; andasilat they