The Massachusetts spy. [volume] (Boston [Mass.]) 1770-1772, 1772-04-16

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almoR out of your world,
&hFS1k&a the uanlition from it to
RM M% the realms of Pluto is ca
%95zszX ~. The people of thefe
vExNNySAS parts, bear, as it is con-
ie4ured. in their cuaoms and circumhanc-
es, a near resemblance to the people who
dwell on the other fide of the River Styx ;
and they have frequent intercourfe with
each other. You will not then be furpriz-
ed if (hould inform you, that we have
iome times an opportunity TO Peruie the dia-
bolical news papers. This is an amuie-
ment that no doubt many Of your readers
would be glad to enjoy. therefore now
fend YOU the Pandemonium Gazette, the Ia
teff that has come to hand, which you may
if you pleafe, give place in your valuable
Spy. lam, Sir,
Your humble fervant,
EvRYMEDoN BEN ORPHEUs.
The PANDEMoNIUMGAZETTE.
March 81 [NO. 2,943,7Se.
YESTERDAY being the anniversary of
the maTacre at Bottom, was great meet
ing at the Ggn of the Boot, when notable
Grafton was pronounced by C. Grand
evil. in praiCe of that heroic action, which
gained the applaufe of all Hell; many loyal
healths were drank, viz. Hellfborough,s, the
Nettleham Baronet, and the gallant PrefaOn,
hi. Plutoniau Majefy was greatly congrasu-
lated upon the happy profpea he had of re-
ceiving further JSrVies from this doughty
hero.
On Tuefday Taft arrived Lady from
Bottom, dreHed in the falhion that at pre-
(ent prevails in that city: She at frf put
our inhabitants into great alright, they
having never leen 70 uncsuth phenomenon
before however the alright foon wore oft;
and we hear that our Queen Proferpine is
determined to dreis alamode de Bottom,
and has given orders, that all the ladies' OF
her bedchamber follow her royal example
Immediately.
Wehear that her Majefy deGgns by the
frf opport NIFTY, to fend letter of thanks
10 VIM. Widen, for the 70 much talked
of hair rolls, upon an entire new confiruc-
ton, that he hath lately provided for his fair
country women.
On Thurfday arrived here an Amino
mian from Sagatahoe, with the agreeable
news of the great dlGentions that reign in a
town in that vicinity, caufed by the inde-
fa,iguable endeavours of his Msjefy's milf
lionary at BY. AT the fame time
was received the Portf----h Gazette, by
which his Msjehy was agreeably informed
that his iaid mliIionary met with avery kind
reception from the inhabitants of that place
this afforded his Majefy and his diabolical
council luperlative pleafure.
On the fame day motion was made at
Pandemonium and carried nemiHs 6'Hfr0di,
eentx. that the thanks of the inhabitants OF
this place be returned to the mifionary al
B-w--k, for his late extraordinary en-
deavours TO promote the intereh OF this
kingdom, in CONJUNCTION with the sfors.
mentioned leryant at By.
Laff Thurfday there was large congre'
CATION at Judas's Synagogue, near the
Green Dragon, when Sande--n
lately came, from the other world, made
a mott internal difcourfe upon the non ne-
cellity Of obedience, which gave great fats
\ faction TO his attentive audience.
We hear that his Plutonian Majeay is e
olealed with the bsrsie behaviour of an A.
'erican Governor in dePcpulating and "a.
: yiug a part of his matters dominions
he is determined to fend to the othsI