Bob Monkhouse

Robert Alan Monkhouse(1 June 1928 – 29 December 2003) was an English comedian, television presenter, writer and actor. He was the host of television game shows includingThe Golden Shot,Celebrity Squares,Family FortunesandWipeout.
Monkhouse was born on 1 June 1928at 168 Bromley Road,Beckenham,Kent, the son of chartered accountant Wilfred Adrian Monkhouse (1894–1957)and Dorothy Muriel Monkhouse (néeHansard, 1895–1971). Monkhouse had an elder brother, John, who was born in 1922. Monkhouse's grandfather, John Monkhouse (1862–1938), was a prosperousMethodistbusinessman who co-founded Monk and Glass, which made custard powder and jelly.In a 2015 documentary, it was revealed that Monkhouse and his older brother suffered fromphysicalandverbal abuseby their mother.
Monkhouse was educated at Goring Hall School inWorthing,Sussex, andDulwich Collegein south London, from which he was expelled for climbing the clock tower.While still at school, Monkhouse wrote forThe BeanoandThe Dandyand drew for other comics includingHotspur,WizardandAdventure.He established a comics writing and art partnership with Dulwich schoolmateDenis Giffordand the two formed their own publishing company, Streamline, in the early 1950s. Among other writing, Monkhouse wrote more than 100Harlem Hotspotserotic novelettes.
Monkhouse completed hisNational servicewith theRoyal Air Forcein 1948. He won a contract with the BBC after his unwitting RAFGroup captainsigned a letter that Monkhouse had written telling the BBC he was a war hero and that the corporation should give him an audition.
Before establishing himself as a successful writer and comedian, Monkhouse appeared on stage in London, first asAladdinina stage show of the same namewritten byS. J. PerelmanandCole Porterand then in the first London production of the musicalThe Boys from Syracuse(Antipholus of Syracuse) in 1963 at theTheatre Royal, Drury Lane, alongsideRonnie Corbett.
Monkhouse began his adult career as a scriptwriter for radio comedy in partnership withDenis Goodwin, a fellowOld Alleynianwith whom he also compèredSmash HitsonRadio Luxembourg. Aside from performing as a double act, Monkhouse and Goodwin wrote for comedians such asArthur Askey,Jimmy Edwards,Ted RayandMax Miller.In addition, they were gag writers for American comedians includingBob Hope, supplying jokes for British tours. Indeed, when Goodwin broke up the partnership in 1962, it was to work for Hope.
In 1956, Monkhouse was  the host ofDo You Trust Your Wife?, the British version of an American game show. He went on to host more than 30 quiz shows on British television.His public profile growing, Monkhouse also began appearing in comedy films, including the first of theCarry Onfilm series,Carry On Sergeant, in 1958. He starred inDentist in the Chair(1960) andDentist on the Job(1961), later regretting not choosing theCarry Ons over the dental comedies. Other presenting jobs in the 1960s includedCandid CameraandSunday Night at the London Palladium.
Around 1969 he was a partner, with Malcolm Mitchell, in the Mitchell Monkhouse Agency. In the early 1970s he appeared on BBC Radio inMostly MonkhousewithJosephine TewsonandDavid Jason. In 1979 he starred in US sketch comedy television seriesBonkers!with theHudson BrothersandJoan Rivers, a job he disliked.
Monkhouse was a respectedstand-upcomedian, known for his talent atad-libbing. He became much in demand as an after-dinner speaker and wrote a book about the subject,Just Say a Few Words(Lennard Publishing, 1988, 1999).
He also became a favourite withimpressionists, and, as his comedy style fell out of favour in the 1980s, he was mockedfor his slickness and accused of insincerity.He came back into fashion during the 1990s, and an appearance onHave I Got News for Youhelped to restore his popularity.
Monkhouse's final stand-up show was performed at the Albany Comedy Club in London on 25 August 2003,four months before his death. The show was broadcast by the BBC in 2016 and again in November 2019, April 2020 and December 2023 to mark the twentieth anniversary of his death.Among the audience were a number of British comedians who had been personally invited by Monkhouse, includingReece Shearsmith,Jon Culshaw,David Walliams,Fiona AllenandMark Steel. The show also included a rare public appearance from Monkhouse's friendMike Yarwood.
In his later years, Monkhouse was probably better known for hosting television quiz shows than for being a comedian. One of his biggest successes wasThe Golden Shotfrom July 1967 until January 1972 and again from July 1974 to April 1975. This was broadcast live for 52 weeks a year and drew up to 17 million viewers.His first tenure ended with allegations, which he denied, that he had taken bribes to include branded goods on the programme as advertisements.He returned in 1974 after subsequent presenters and comediansNorman VaughanandCharlie Williamswere found wanting.
The dozens of other shows Monkhouse presented includedCelebrity Squares,Family FortunesandBob's Full House. Audiences regularly topped 15 million.From 1987 to 1989, he hosted three series of the revival of the talent showOpportunity Knocks, which aired asBob Says Opportunity Knocks. He then moved to ITV to front two more game shows,Bob's Your UncleandThe $64,000 Question, neither of which was a popular success.
From 1996 to 1998, Monkhouse presentedThe National Lottery Liveshow on Saturday evenings on BBC1, for which he created the catchphrase: "I know I'm a sinner, but make me a winner!" The opening to each show would see him deliver several minutes of topical jokes and on one occasion, where hisautocuefailed, he improvised a new and topical routine. This talent was used inBob Monkhouse On the Spot, a return to pure television comedy, in which audience members suggested topics and Monkhouse came up with a routine. He was also at the helm when, on 30 November 1996, the lottery machine failed live on air, causing the draw to be delayed by 50 minutes until after that night's episode ofCasualtyaired.
Monkhouse then returned to quizzes, taking over hosting duties onWipeoutfromPaul Danielswhen its studio recordings moved from London toManchesterand the show moved from primetime to daytime. Monkhouse hostedWipeoutfrom 1998 until a few months before his death in 2003.
After being a stalwart of chat shows, in the mid-1980s Monkhouse presented his own for the BBC,The Bob Monkhouse Show. The show lasted three series and showcased comedians of many generations. Monkhouse was criticisedforsycophancytowards his guests but said that they were all heroes of his and that was how he felt about them.Monkhouse was a keen supporter of new comedy and used the show to introduce audiences to new comedians such asKelly Monteith,Robin WilliamsandJim Carrey. The format of the interviews varied between "true" chat and analysis of comedy to scripted routines in which Monkhouse would willingly play the role of the guest'sstooge, as he did withBob Hope.
On one occasionthe guest was the comedianPamela Stephenson, who, after prior arrangement with the show's producer, appeared in a series of fake plaster casts, apparently the result of accidents whilst at home. During the interview she produced a handgun and fired it on several occasions, destroying a plant pot on the set and a series of lights in the studio roof. She then presented a rocket launcher which she promptly 'fired', destroying a camera. The gun, launcher and camera were props. None of this was known to Monkhouse, who appeared genuinely frightened (but the production crew were aware).
An expert on the history ofsilent cinemaand a film collector, Monkhouse presentedMad Moviesin 1966. He wrote, produced, financed and syndicated the show worldwide. The show featured clips from comic silent films, many from his own private collection, some of which he had helped to recover and restore. This film collection was the cause of a court case at theOld Baileyin 1979. Having lentTerry Wogan's son a film, Monkhouse was charged with attempting to defraud film distributors of royalties, but after two years the judge decided that there was no case to answer.Many of the films in his collection were seized and not returned to Monkhouse.
In 2008, theBritish Film Institutewas contacted by Monkhouse's daughter, Abigail, who asked if they would like to view the collection and provide some advice as to the best way of preserving it. Amongst the discoveries were many radio and TV shows long thought lost.
Amongst shows rediscovered were many featuring Monkhouse himself, includingThe Flip Side, a 1966 play in which he starred as a television DJ with his own late-night show, and the 1957–58 series of his comedyMy Pal Bob, including an episode in which he is suspected of an extramarital affair.The archive consisted of 36,000 videotapes, going back to when Monkhouse first bought a home video recorder in 1966. His film archive began in the late 1950s.
The entire Monkhouse film and television archive is now held by Kaleidoscope, including all the material previously held by theNational Film and Television Archive(NFTVA). It was catalogued and restored to digital formats for a major event atBritish Academy of Film and Television Arts(BAFTA) on 24 October 2009. Chris Perry, of Kaleidoscope andKaleidoscope Publishing, said: "We are painstakingly transferring the important contents of the video tapes and restoring radio shows. There are many incredible finds, and the event [is] an exciting time for all concerned."
In his final years, Monkhouse hosted a show onBBC Radio 2calledThe Monkhouse Archivein which he provided humorous links to clips of comedy acts spanning the previous 50 years.
In 1993 Monkhouse was appointed anOfficer of the Order of the British Empirefor services to entertainment.
In 1995 theBritish Comedy Awardsgave him itsLifetime Achievement Award for Comedy, and eight years later, a few weeks before he died, theTelevision and Radio Industries Clubawarded him aSpecial Award for Outstanding Contribution to Broadcasting. He first appeared onThis Is Your Lifein 1982 and received a second appearance on the show on 23 April 2003, just months before his death.
In a poll of fellow comedians and comedy insiders to find the Comedians' Comedian in 2005, Monkhouse was voted among the best 50 comedy acts.
In a piece written several years after Monkhouse's death, critic and satiristMichael Deaconsuggested that although Monkhouse had feared that his legacy as a comedian would be limited, as many people knew him only from his decades of work as a game-show host, his style of writing and performing could be seen as influencing many contemporary British comedians, such asJimmy Carr(whose book on comedyThe Naked Japequoted several Monkhouse jokes),Michael McIntyre,Peter Kay,John Bishop,Lee MackandTim Vine.
Monkhouse was married twice, firstly to Elizabeth Thompson on 5 November 1949. The couple separated in 1967anddivorcedin 1970.His second marriage, to Jacqueline Harding, lasted until his death. He had three children from his first marriage, but only his adopted daughter survived him.
His eldest son, Gary Alan, who hadcerebral palsy, lived at Naish Farm House, a residential home for the disabled in Christchurch Road,New Milton, Hampshire. He went to Saint Michael's School inPinnerand died inBraintree,Essex, in 1992, aged 40. Monkhouse was an avid campaigner for the disabled. His other son, Simon, a stand-up poet, from whom he had been estranged for 13 years, died aged 46 from aheroinoverdose in a hotel in northernThailandin April 2001.
Monkhouse lived in a house called "Claridges" inEggington, nearLeighton Buzzard, and had a flat in London and a holiday home inBarbados.
In hisautobiography, he admitted to hundreds of sexual liaisons and affairs, but claimed that he only undertook this course of action because his first wife was unfaithful.His lovers before his second marriage included the actressDiana Dors, about whose parties he later commented after her death: "The awkward part about anorgyis that afterwards you're not too sure who to thank."
Throughout his career Monkhouse had jotted down jokes, odd facts, one-liners, sketches and ideas in a series of leather-bound books, which he took with him to every television, radio, stage and nightclub appearance he made. In July 1995 two were stolen, and Monkhouse offered a £15,000 reward. They were returned after 18 months,but the thief, although arrested, was never charged. On Monkhouse's death, the books were bequeathed to Colin Edmonds.
Monkhouse was a vocal supporter of theConservative Partyfor some years. He later told his friend Colin Edmonds that this may have been a mistake, but that he wanted to be associated with a winner and he knewMargaret Thatchercould not lose the1987 general election.
Monkhouse was diagnosed withprostate cancerin September 2001, and he died from this illness at his home on 29 December 2003 aged 75.His widow, Jacqueline, suffered aheart attackand died in Barbados on 28 March 2008.
On 12 June 2007, Monkhouse posthumously appeared on British TV in an advertisement promoting awareness ofprostate cancerfor Male Cancer Awareness Week.Using computer animation techniques and asound-alikeactor, Monkhouse was seen in agraveyardnext to his own grave (though in reality he wascremated) talking about the disease seriously, interspersed with humorous asides to another camera ("What killed me kills one man per hour in Britain. That's even more than my wife's cooking."). He ended by saying, "As a comedian, I've died many deaths. Prostate cancer, I don't recommend. I'd have paid good money to stay out of here. What's it worth to you?" before walking away from his grave and disappearing.
The advertisement was made with the support of Monkhouse's estate and supported by poster campaigns, including award-winning panels displayed inLondon Undergroundtrains.Money raised went to the Prostate Cancer Research Foundation.