Context: It 's pretty much gone now but I ' m still not wearing contacts and I threw out the makeup I wore last Saturday . Man , at least today I come in later so I could sleep 9 hours . Well needed and well deserved . Pipa crapped on my bed the other day . So glad that I ' m moving .

Question: What kind of creature is Pipa ?
Options:
0. Pipa is a dog
1. Pipa is a human
2. Pipa is a horse
3. None of the above choices .
Answer: 0

Question: Who is the most likely owner of Pipa ?
Options:
0. The narrator themselves
1. The narrator 's teacher
2. None of the above choices .
3. The narrator 's roommate
Answer: 3