Context: Dad is more like my BFF . He 's my buddy . Takes care of me and loves me just as much as Mom , but in a different way . We can talk on the phone forever , about the stupidest shit , and we just make each other crack up .

Question: What would the narrator 's BFF do if he were catch them stealing at a store ?
Options:
0. None of the above choices .
1. He would call him stupid and leave him in the store alone .
2. He would make the narrator put the items back and lecture them on stealing .
3. He would let him , and crack up as a security guard hauled him away .
Answer: 2