Context: Today is probably the last sick day for me , feeling sooo much better . : ) Anyway , today I woke up around 9:30 only to find my sister was home too , cause she is sick ( I swear Bronchitis is NOT contageous ) . Oh well , she is quiet and not annoying when sick , so it is alright . Woke up , and went to the toilet , only to find my sister ( most likely ) had left fucking piss drips on the toilet seat . I hate that . Then went to make weet - bix .

Question: Why is the narrator not at work today ?
Options:
0. They are recovering .
1. They are on vacation .
2. None of the above choices .
3. They are paternity leave .
Answer: 0

Question: Why is the narrator not at work today ?
Options:
0. They are paternity leave .
1. They are on vacation .
2. They are ill .
3. None of the above choices .
Answer: 2