Context: Today my job sucked . I got mauled by kids ... literally . Those little shits are lucky I love them and my job so much . I must be crazy to put up with some of the shit I do and still come back for more .

Question: Why does the narrator have some bruises and cuts ?
Options:
0. The narrator was attacked by a dog .
1. The narrator was attacked by a robber .
2. The narrator was attacked by kids .
3. None of the above choices .
Answer: 2

Question: Why does the narrator have some bruises and cuts ?
Options:
0. None of the above choices .
1. The narrator was attacked by a robber .
2. The narrator was attacked by a dog .
3. The narrator was attacked by children .
Answer: 3

Question: Why do I keep a thankless job ?
Options:
0. None of the above choices .
1. My children are important to me .
2. I am used to working for this pay .
3. I need to make much more money .
Answer: 1