Context: found hotel , changed clothes , applied sunscreen.first order of business : lunch , as i am a crabby bitch without food . looooved ( hah ) the maitre d ' duty of accosting passers - by in the streets . also i am a big big fan of all the nasty stray cats milling about near the outdoor tables . eeewww .

Question: Why is the narrator so dour despite being on vacation ?
Options:
0. The narrator has lost their luggage .
1. The narrator lost her ID .
2. The narrator is experiencing a stomach bug .
3. The narrator is famished .
Answer: 3