Context: And then ... blowing me off a 2nd time when I reminded you of your little HIV issue * was * slightly irritating but whatever . Now ... 6 months later and WTF ... you hit me up again last night ? You dumbfuck ... now I ' m beyond irritated and just downright pissed .

Question: What disease may I currently have ?
Options:
0. Aids
1. The flu
2. Cancer
3. None of the above choices .
Answer: 0