Context: Yes term has started and all those new resolutions have kicked in nicely . Apart from the one where I do lots of writing . And the one where I do lots of exercise . Oh and the one where I eat really healthily and cook wonderfully nutritious meals .

Question: How do I feel about failing all of my resolutions ?
Options:
0. Actually I feel great about it .
1. It fills me with great joy .
2. I feel pathetic , weak and like a failure .
3. None of the above choices .
Answer: 2