Context: On Wednesday , I got a speeding ticket . Fair enough -- I was speeding , and I was too distracted to notice the speed trap until he was waving me over . Here 's the thing . I got my first speeding ticket when I was a teenager . I got my second speeding ticket when I was in my twenties - ironically , trying to keep up with a priest on our way to a church conference .

Question: What will happen next ?
Options:
0. I will complain to the judge about the trap .
1. I will go to court and pay for the ticket .
2. None of the above choices .
3. I will drive faster in the future with police .
Answer: 1

Question: What did this event teach me ?
Options:
0. Drive slower when cops are around .
1. Watch out for police officers .
2. None of the above choices .
3. Drive faster and out run police officers .
Answer: 1

Question: Why would the narrator be so dangerous on the road ?
Options:
0. The narrator was late to an event .
1. The narrator was inebriated .
2. The narrator was alcoholic .
3. The narrator was drunk .
Answer: 0