Context: They asked , I responded . I simply posted what I would say to the U. S. President and the candidates at this Dorkazine post . Oh and something else , I put up a new front page over at EARTHfeeling.org - it 's a list of things you 'll need / need to know before and after civilization ends .

Question: What may I be posting about on the internet ?
Options:
0. How to survive aliens .
1. None of the above choices .
2. How to become a doomsday prepper .
3. How to survive a plague .
Answer: 2