Context: Suicidally low . Hey , at least Alabama would n't have to pay for my health coverage if I bit it , right ? ( Yeah , I can actually make bad jokes about it now . Believe it or not , that 's progress . )

Question: What do I mean by " bit it " ?
Options:
0. If I die .
1. None of the above choices .
2. If I eat an apple .
3. If I bite an actual animal .
Answer: 0

Question: What do I mean by " bit it " ?
Options:
0. If I eat an apple .
1. If I kill myself .
2. None of the above choices .
3. If I bite an actual animal .
Answer: 1

Question: Why would Alabama pay for my insurance ?
Options:
0. I have sued the state for health care because they did something to me .
1. Alabama pays everyone 's health care - if they pass through there .
2. I have medicaid or medicare .
3. None of the above choices .
Answer: 2