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我這有兩張錦鯉

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哈哈哈

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哎怎麼纔來

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來的這麼慢

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別說了還不是因爲泰山王

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整個機場呀被堵得是水泄不通

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還好我跟他認識

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他給我開了一條特殊通道

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還送我兩條錦鯉

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讓我參加他那個什麼上任典

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哎呦哈哈還是我們家文遠有本事

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嗯竟然認識泰山王這樣的大人物

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不像有的死垃圾

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一點用處都沒有

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不愧是我的好孫兒啊

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嗯你說我給了你兩張請帖

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我怎麼會知道

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怎麼聽你這口氣

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你是泰山王呀

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對

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我就是泰山王哈哈哈

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女兒呀快拉住他

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這時候我們家的臉都丟盡了

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別說

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還嫌孤獨

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坐牢坐傻了吧啊

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真是可悲呀

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不過話說回來

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方姐姐你跟這傻子還挺配的

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威遠啊你跟泰山玩熟

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再給咱弄幾張請帖來啊

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這這可是老子花1,000萬一張買的

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好沒問題

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喂啊開車王吧