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哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

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哈

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哈

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好尷尬你真有錢哈

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哈哈

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廢物玩意我讓你陪我逛逛

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哎你還睡着了

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媽

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我大早上4點多讓我起來排隊領雞蛋

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我太困了

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本臺播報

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世界首富郝有錢於15年前

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當今失蹤的兒子已經找回

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其後頸處有一紅色胎記

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但因個人原因

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郝有錢先生並未公開認爲

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但爲慶祝

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郝有錢先生

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將抽取今日第888位幸運顧客

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贈送勞斯萊斯一輛

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臥槽

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送勞斯萊斯

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這麼豪豪

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勞斯萊斯中獎

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哎媽

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我脖子上也有個胎記啊

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哎你說我會不會就是這個

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邊拉去你也不看看你那熊樣

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你就是個廢物贅婿

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還想當那守護的兒子

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做夢趕緊上那邊

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我領你免費提你這冰激凌去

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逛一圈都渴死我了

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那媽你在這等我會啊

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哎呀

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這打車

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老公

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咱們這麼做行嗎

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咱們直接把兒子接過來不就可以了嗎

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老婆

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兒子失蹤這麼多年肯定受了不少苦

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乍一下知道自己的身份

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他肯定受不了

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我們要考慮一下兒子的自尊心

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那得多久啊

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好不容易把兒子找回來了

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一天苦我都不想讓他受

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放心吧老婆

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我已經安排好了車子

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一會就找到孩子的手上