The Rantings of a 33-Year-Old Father of Two
by Adam Woodworth
Category: Humor

Know your enemy. This is one of most basic rules of combat. Ladies and gentlemen, the enemy is real, and he is out there. He's the man who uses the shoulder of the road as a highway lane when traffic is at a crawl. She's the woman in front of you in the grocery checkout, arguing with the cashier because she thinks that her item rang up a dime too much. He's that teenage boy who is driving grandma's car and parks in the handicap spot. We are living in the age of entitlement, and it seems that these dimwits are trampling our rights every day. You must identify them before they identify you. That will give you the advantage and take away their element of surprise. And, in this battle against dimwits and nimrods, you need every advantage you can get. It's time to take a stand....