The Librarian from the Black Lagoon
by By Thaler, Mike and Lee, Jared D. (ILT)
Category: Juvenile Fiction , Humorous Stories

Despite her status as the school librarian, Mrs. Beamster is known by all the kids as "The Laminator" because she is said to laminate anyone who is caught whispering. By the author of The Principal from the Black Lagoon. Original.