Knuckleheads in the News
by By Machay, John
Category: Humor , General

YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP!Here is a hilarious collection that catches real-life knuckleheads in outrageous acts of brazen stupidity, giving new meaning to that famous four-letter word: "DUH"!* The Oregon resident who was waxing his 1984 Pontiac--and somehow managed to shove the antenna up his nose . . . GRANDMOTHER OF EIGHT MAKES HOLE IN ONE* The Atlanta Braves pitcher who was treated for five-inch-long welts after he tried to iron his polo shirt while wearing it . . .MINERS REFUSE TO WORK AFTER DEATH* The inmate at a Chesapeake Correctional Facility who filed a five million dollar lawsuit against himself . . . DRUNK GETS NINE MONTHS IN VIOLIN CASE* The woman who couldn't stand the discomfort of having a callus on her right foot, so she blew off her big toe with a shotgun . . .Radio personality John "Kato" Machay's lively compilation of news stories, headlines, and courtroom gaffes proves hands down that truth is dumber than fiction!REMEMBER: To err may be human, but to laugh out loud is divine.