Frenching Violet
by Gary Marchal, Gerard Marchal
Category: Fiction

Grounded for the first week of summer vacation, Chas Huckabee becomes so bored he resorts to reading a book. ItA[a¬a[s Huck Finn and suddenly inspired, he sets out to write about his own adventures. Everything changes the first day of seventh-grade. Somehow, somewhere, the girls all got boobs. And for Chas Huckabee, it just keeps getting weirder from there. As it happens, Chas and his best friend both like the same girl. Although Chas had given Violet his cherished stack of Beatles bubblegum cards back in first-grade, Marco has really cool hair that tucks out like a duck. But when Violet catches Chas ogling her best friend JudyA[a¬a[s chestA[a¬athat clinches it. Violet chooses Marco, setting off a chain of events that culminates in Chas betraying Marco, two-timing his girlfriend Judy, and Frenching Violet.