Conservatives Are from Mars (Liberals Are from San Francisco): A Hollywood Rightwinger Comes Out of the Closet
by Burt Prelutsky
Category: American wit and humor

You think you have pet Peeves? America's Favorite Humorist, the man who invented political incorrectness, unloads on every annoying topic you can imagine.You think not? how about Bill and Hillary, cell phones, SUV's, the ACLU, Reverend Jesse, TV weathermen, the French, Al Sharpton, teenagers, affirmative action, Mexico, fishing, Tom Daschle, Flag-burners, gay pride, screenwriters, travel, Canada, Diet plans, how-to-books, Hollywood celebrities, cats, Islam, professors, Ed Bradley, lawyers, political debates, American Jews, Michael Moore, Angela Lansbury and my mother's cooking?!