I Hate Bush and So Do You
by Jason Johnson
Category: Humor

They were clean, no messy break-ins, and no fingerprints. They seemed like the perfect crimes. Wealthy entrepreneurs and famous celebrities were being robbed of their precious jewels. The robberies were the talk of the nation. CNN kept tabs daily on the progress of the thieves and their next victims. Who were these professionals who crisscrossed the nation stealing jewelry and diamonds worth millions? Gina and Lulu of the famous Laudo & Duncan Detective Agency were hired to catch the sly thieves. Gina had to search her own back yard to connect those involved with someone close to her. Will Police Chief Noah Constantine believe her far-fetched tale of the hen house plot? "C'mon Gina, you're pulling at straws. We're talking big time' here!" He had to be convinced. Gina's stubborn and sometimes wild ideas finally convinced Noah to go along with her nonsensical ideas that a little old Lithuanian farm woman should be watched. It paid off.