Schimmelhorns Gold
by By Bretnor, Reginald
Category: Fiction , Science Fiction , General

Papa Schimmelhorn, a lecherous, elderly cuckoo-clock assembler who has solved great problems of time and space, joins forces with incidiously vile alchemist Gaspar Gansfleisch and the luscious Priestess Philippa Theophrasta Bombast von Hohenheim to create gold