You Know Youre A Republican/Democrat If...
by By Benjamin, Frank
Category: Political Science , Political Process , Political Parties

Whichever political party you call your own, you'll laugh out loud and feel that your side comes out just a little bit better... Examples:You know you're a Republican if...You wouldn't mind if the Commonwealth of Massachusetts seceded from the Union.You know you're a Democrat if...You wish the Republic of Texas had never become a state.You know you're a Republican if...You think Colin Powell might make a good President, if he weren't black.You know you're a Democrat if...You think Colin Powell might make a good President, if he weren't conservative.You know you're a Republican if...You can't stand your gay uncle, but you invite him to your son's wedding because he's rich.You know you're a Democrat if...You can't stand your rich uncle, but you invite him to your daughter's graduation party because he's gay.