101 Reasons NOT to Murder the Entire Saudi Royal Family
by Donald H. Carpenter, Charles Hooper
Category: Philosophy

Is President Bush on the Saudi payroll? Did Osama bin Laden have good orgasms? Is Islam a religion of psychos, or does it represent ultimate truth? Is cannibalism allowed in Saudi Arabia? How about satellite TV? Caffeine? Titillating literature? Redneck bars? You may or may not find out the answers to those questions in this book, but what you will find is a spicy ride along on the author's quest: to save the Saudi Royal Family from immediate doom! Donald H. Carpenter, author of Dueling Voices and I Lost It At The Beginning, refutes 101 reasons why the Saudi Royal Family should be eliminated in toto. Taking on both intolerant Americans and fundamentalist Muslims, he courageously, but calmly, answers the multitude of reasons why this family should be done away with and fast! Is he persuasive? Will the reader feel that his or her murderous impulses have been blunted and calmed? Only the individual reader can decide, but the fate of world peace could depend on it.