How to Find a Husband in Your Basement (Crooked Falls)
by K. D. Kenton
Category: Fiction

Her manipulative mother gossips with Gabor-esque arrogance. Her husband left her for Chihuahuas in a circus act. Her best friend traded teacher's spectacles for a pickup, whiskey and cigarettes. Trapped in a town whose residents defy the Darwinian theory, can Lizzie, a thirty-something divorcee, find love and a new life on the Internet?