Title: Poi Spinning Book
by Eric Stever
Category: Fiction

The HeadMeister is missing, the students aren't talking, and a green scaly something is eating all the socks . . . The sign reads, "Welcome to Saaremaa Magical School", but magic removal experts Gulchima and Hubward feel anything but welcome. They were supposed to take on a contract to clean up the school. But that was before the school's HeadMeister got himself wizard-napped! Now they're stranded outside the school's gates; out of work and dangerously low on butter. Gulchima soon talks her way into the only job available, an entry level position as a lunch lady at the school. She's not much of a cook, so Gulchima is assigned the kitchen's most dangerous duties: Removing the critters that even magic couldn't tame. Slapkins, and Soccodiles, and inter-dimensional kitties . . . oh-my! But when Gulchima glimpses a long-lost relative trapped inside the school, she learns duplicitous dirty dishes are the least of her worries. The missing HeadMeister and her relative are somehow linked. And the teachers won't say a word about it; because someone has stolen their mouths. ------------------------------------------------ Puffed-up prophecies, side-splitting spells, and some seriously inventive world-building. If you need a trope-twisting laugh, buy A Magical School for Magical Fools today! Dear Reader: Like Discworld, these books can be read in any order.