Wrong Information Is Being Given Out at Princeton: The Chronicle of One of the Strangest Stories Ever to Be Rumoured About Around New York
by By Donleavy, J. P
Category: Fiction , General

Alfonso Stephen O'Kelly'O, known as Stephen, has little to recommend him as a marriage prospect but his tender heart, his chivalry, and his comprehensive knowledge of the great city of New York. So when the exquisitely pneumatic and extraordinarily wealthy Sylvia Triumphington, adored adoptive heiress to the Triumphington family fortune, sets her sights on him, Stephen is taken by surprise.In marrying into the Triumphington millions, however, Stephen gets rather more than he bargained for. If it were just the gorgeous Sylvia, with her unexpected enthusiasm for rough sex, her obsession with finding her real mother, and her tendency to spend Stephen's nonexistent money rather than draw a cent from her own, presumably overflowing, coffers, things would be fine. But there is also her arrogant and unpredictable adoptive father, who responds rather badly to any request for a handout. And then there is Sylvia's elegant, insatiable adoptive mother Drusilla, to whom Stephen finds himself inconveniently and conspicuously attracted.