Dont do that!: A childs guide to bad manners, ridiculous rules, and inadequate etiquette
by Barry Louis Polisar, David Clark
Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

A humorous guide to misbehaving properly introduces kids to manners with totally absurd examples--such as How to Play with Your Food and Rules for Scaring Your Grandparents--and sends a sensible, warm-hearted message beneath the fun. IP.