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Свирепая шестёрка

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**Twilight Sparkle**: [sighs] I've been planning this retreat for weeks, and we're already ten minutes behind! Where is that photographer?!**Photographer**: ...No-no-no-no-no-no-no!- [doors open]
**Photographer**: I'm so sorry! Can you forgive me? I don't expect you to forgive me... Forgive me?**Twilight Sparkle**: [groans]**Starlight Glimmer**: Of course. I'll help you set up your—**Photographer**: Princess Twilight, thanks so much for this! The Canterlot Historical Society is thrilled to document the friendship work your teachers do! Let me just pretty you all up!- [poink!]
**Photographer**: Ooh!- [poink!]
- [poink!]
**Photographer**: [giggles] Ooh!- [poink!]
- [poink!]
**Rainbow Dash**: Ow! Hey!**Photographer**: Don't want a single hair out of place, do we? This is for the history books! Now...- [camera flashing]
**Photographer**: Well, that's that! Bye!**Pinkie Pie**: Waaaait! You forgot Starlight! She needs a picture, too!**Photographer**: 'Kay.- [camera flashing]
**Photographer**: Now I'll get out of your manes. I know how busy you are.

- [ominous music]
**Photographer**: Now I have everything I need.- [transformation noise]
**Queen Chrysalis**: [maniacal laughter]

- [theme song]

**Queen Chrysalis**: Yes, I know! We*have*been planning this for quite some time. [laughing evilly] Oh, thank you, Applejack. My spell can create a copy of anypony I desire. All I need is an image and a piece of the pony. [sniffs] Oh, and this.- [magic zap]
**Queen Chrysalis**: Why copies, Rarity? Because Princess Twilight and her friends control the Elements of Harmony, the most powerful weapon in all Equestria.- [magic zap]
**Queen Chrysalis**: Which means you - will - be - able - to - use - them - too!- [magic zap]
**Queen Chrysalis**: And serve me!- [magic zap]
**Queen Chrysalis**: Together, we will destroy Twilight Sparkle and her meddlesome friends!- [magic zap]
**Queen Chrysalis**: Of course I haven't forgotten Starlight Glimmer! She stole my hive. Turned my subjects against me! So I'll take her friends away while she watches! And then, I'll destroy her! [maniacal laughter]- [magic zap]
**Queen Chrysalis**: With the Elements under my control, I'll build a new hive of Earth ponies, unicorns, and Pegasi, and I will rule as Queen once again!- [magic sounds]
- [cracking]
- [magic sounds]

**Twilight Sparkle**: Hmm. At least our retreat isn't*too*far behind schedule. Get ready for fun!**Rainbow Dash**: Are we talking*fun*fun, or learning pretending to be fun?**Twilight Sparkle**: Both! We've all been so busy teaching, we've hardly had a chance to hang out with each other. And I may have scheduled some friendship activities as well!**Pinkie Pie**: Count me in! We can do friendship trust falls and pony pyramids! Oh! And hide and seek! Quick! Find me!**Fluttershy**: Well, I love the idea of some quiet time with my best friends.**Pinkie Pie**: [screams] You found me!**Rainbow Dash**: Rarity, why is Applejack carrying all your stuff?**Rarity**: Oh, that's not mine. Yes, I*used*to overpack a tad, but now it's just the essentials for me. I'm a simple filly.**Applejack**: Normally I wouldn't lug so much gear, but did y'all know this is Starlight's first time campin'?**Starlight Glimmer**: I just never really felt the need to... "hang out" in nature.- [insects buzzing]
**Starlight Glimmer**: Home has books, tea, fewer bugs, a roof...**Applejack**: That attitude right there is why I brought the whole kit and caboodle. I'm givin' Starlight the full Apple family campin' experience!**Fluttershy**: Um, where*are*we camping?**Twilight Sparkle**: Right next to the Elements that brought us all together in the first place – the Tree of Harmony!

**Queen Chrysalis**: Listen to your queen! We must retrieve the Elements of Harmony!**Mean Pinkie Pie**: Hunting down some lame Elements? This is the worst day ever!**Mean Fluttershy**: No.*Now*it's the worst day ever! [laughing cruelly]**Mean Rarity**: Those Elements are mine! Along with this rock! Oh, and that twig!**Mean Applejack**: I got all*kinds*o' Elements right here under my hat. I'll let you see 'em for five bits.**Mean Rainbow Dash**: [scoffs] Losers.**Mean Twilight Sparkle**: Why didn't you just attack them?**Queen Chrysalis**: Excuse me?**Mean Twilight Sparkle**: You were close enough to pull hairs from their manes. Why not just take your revenge then?**Queen Chrysalis**: They've defeated my army. I know better than to strike alone. I need—**Mean Twilight Sparkle**: Friends?**Queen Chrysalis**:*Servants!*And the power of the Elements!**Mean Twilight Sparkle**: Right. So where*are*these Elements of Harmony?**Queen Chrysalis**: The location of the most powerful weapon in Equestria isn't something made known to just anypony. I learned they were hidden somewhere in this forest.**Mean Twilight Sparkle**: Yeah, well, it is a*big*forest.**Queen Chrysalis**: [growling]

**Pinkie Pie**: Everypony, stop! And smell these roses! [sniffs] Ahhh! Oh, yeah!**Twilight Sparkle**: [nervous giggle] Right. Roses. Fun. Now, let’s try and stay on schedule.**Rarity**: Applejack, darling, anything in that wagon for mane maintenance?**Applejack**: Uh, let's see here. Uh... all right. I got a bandana!**Rarity**: Ugh, an entire wagon and no anti-frizz? Darling, you're not even prepared.**Applejack**: I am! For campin'? How ya doin', Starlight?**Starlight Glimmer**: Whoa! Ugh. [flatly] Great.**Bird 1**: [tweeting]**Fluttershy**: Oh, no! You and your sister fell out of your nest and got separated? That's terrible! Here. I'm sure your home isn't too far away.- [swing creaking]
**Twilight Sparkle**: [yelps] Pinkie! If we keep stopping to have fun, we're never gonna get to the fun things*I've*got planned!**Pinkie Pie**: [gasps] Good point! Last one to the Tree of Harmony is a parasprite! Whoo-hoo!**Twilight Sparkle**: [sighs]

- [thud]
**Mean Pinkie Pie**: I'm sooooo bored. Are we there yet?**Mean Twilight Sparkle**:*Where*yet? We don't even know where we're going!**Queen Chrysalis**: The quicker we search the forest, the quicker we find the Elements.**Mean Applejack**:*I*know where the Elements are. This, uh, here boulder just told me. I swear.**Bird 2**: [tweeting]**Mean Fluttershy**: You tried to fly out of the nest, but you fell and got lost?**Bird 2**: [tweeting]**Mean Fluttershy**: [laughing cruelly] Hope you like walking! [laughing cruelly]**Mean Rainbow Dash**: [yawns] Come get me when I should care.**Queen Chrysalis**: Where... are... the others?!**Mean Applejack**: Uh... A, uh, a bugbear in... plaid socks flew down and, uh, g-grabbed them! Then disappeared! Huh. Craziest thing I ever did see!**Queen Chrysalis**: Turn around. We're going back.**Mean Twilight Sparkle**: No. Keep searching. I'll find the others. We can accomplish more if we split our resources.**Queen Chrysalis**: Very well. You have my permission.**Mean Twilight Sparkle**: "Permission"? You need us way more than we need you,*your Majesty*! The others are fools. But with me to lead them, there's no reason we can't find the Elements and keep the power for ourselves!

- [rustling]
**Mean Twilight Sparkle**: [gasps]**Pinkie Pie**: You're it! Hey, how'd you get ahead of me? You're fast.**Mean Twilight Sparkle**: Ugh! I'm looking for Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash.**Pinkie Pie**: Aren't they back there?**Mean Twilight Sparkle**: They are?**Pinkie Pie**: Sure! Unless they're already at the Tree of Harmony.**Mean Twilight Sparkle**: What is the*Tree*of Harmony?**Pinkie Pie**: Oh-ho-ho. This is one of your "activities", right? Like a friendship quiz? It's the crystal tree that holds the Elements of Harmony. Boom!**Mean Twilight Sparkle**: [gasps] Where is it?**Pinkie Pie**: [imitates buzzer] It's at the bottom of the stairs in the ravine by the Castle of the Two Sisters. Double boom!**Mean Twilight Sparkle**: How do you know? You've seen it?**Pinkie Pie**: Mm-hmm. Honestly, Twilight, these questions are super easy.

**Bird 1**: [tweeting]**Fluttershy**: Right where you belong.**Bird 1**: [tweets]**Fluttershy**: Oh, dear. This isn't where*I*belong. Oh, Rainbow Dash! I'm so glad you're here. I was lost.**Mean Rainbow Dash**: Bummer. Later.- [beat]
**Fluttershy**: What just happened?

**Applejack**,**Rarity**,**Rainbow Dash**, and**Starlight Glimmer**: [overlapping] Fluttershy!**Twilight Sparkle**: Oh, fantastic. First Pinkie races ahead of us, and now Fluttershy's lost somewhere behind us. My retreat is off to a*great*start!**Rarity**: It's not like Fluttershy to disappear like this.**Applejack**: We'll split up and search for her. We can all meet back at the Tree. Starlight, take the navigation gear and—**Starlight Glimmer**: [quickly] Go with Rarity? Great! Rainbow Dash, you can go with Applejack! [chuckles]**Twilight Sparkle**: I'll find Pinkie Pie.

**Mean Pinkie Pie**: Bored. Bored. Bored.**Queen Chrysalis**: This is ridiculous! Where are my other minions?!**Mean Rarity**: Probably plotting to steal*my*things! [growls]**Mean Applejack**: They're at a secret party up in that there tree. Run by a... squirrel named, uh, Jerome. But, uh, y-you need a password to get in.**Queen Chrysalis**: [growls] Enough!- [thud]
- [slam!]
**Queen Chrysalis**: You will go out there and find the others, you will bring them back here, and we will steal the Elements of Harmony so I can destroy Starlight's life like she destroyed mine! [through gritted teeth]*Understand?***Mean Rarity**,**Mean Applejack**, and**Mean Pinkie Pie**: [nervously] Uh-huh!**Mean Applejack**: The party password is "rutabaga".**Queen Chrysalis**: [eye twitches]

**Mean Fluttershy**: [mockingly] Why don't you fly up to your nest? Oh, that's right. You can't! [laughing cruelly]**Bird 1**: [tweeting]**Mean Fluttershy**: Oh. Nopony asked*you*. I hope you all*freeze*this winter!- [mice squeaking]
**Mean Fluttershy**: [laughing cruelly]**Fluttershy**: Hello again, little friend. I think I may be walking in circles.**Bird 1**: [tweeting angrily]**Fluttershy**: [gasps] Oh, my! Where did you learn that kind of language? Um, excuse me?- [animals growling and chittering angrily]
**Fluttershy**: [whimpering]

**Mean Rarity**: Finally, you found her!**Rainbow Dash**: Me? We're looking for Fluttershy!**Applejack**: Where's Starlight?**Mean Rarity**: Well, if I knew that—**Rainbow Dash**: [grunts] Hey!**Mean Rarity**: This is mine! And this as well! Oh, and this is*absolutely*mine!**Applejack**: Rarity, what in the hay are*you*gonna do with a fishin' rod?**Mean Rarity**: I don't know. But I*wants*it! [snorts]

- [thud]
**Rarity**: Starlight, darling, you're a gloriously bad camper. And coming from me, that is saying a lot.**Starlight Glimmer**: I know. Want to break it to Applejack for me?- [rustle]
**Mean Applejack**: Who's breakin' what now?- [thud]
**Mean Applejack**: Who are*you*?**Starlight Glimmer**: Very funny, Applejack. Still me under all this gear. Starlight.**Mean Applejack**: Starlight? How 'bout that? Y'all better come with me. It's, uh, dangerous out here.**Rarity**: Applejack, darling, are you all right? You look a little peaky. And where's your wagon?**Mean Applejack**: Uh... stolen! Uh, I barely got away! Follow me, and I'll tell ya all about it.- [clattering]

**Twilight Sparkle**: Pinkie! There you are! What are you doing?- [bubbling]
- [pop!]
**Mean Pinkie Pie**: You call that a pop?! Ugh!**Twilight Sparkle**: I thought you were racing to the retreat.**Mean Pinkie Pie**: Please. Why would I waste my time on a boring, lame, no-fun retreat?**Twilight Sparkle**: What? Rainbow Dash! I think something's wrong with Pinkie!**Mean Rainbow Dash**: Not my problem.- [splash!]
**Twilight Sparkle**: [groans]- [bubbling]
- [pop!]

**Pinkie Pie**: And then we all grew super-long manes with all kinds of colors, and your castle grew out of the ground, and everypony was like, "Whoa!" And then we sang this song about rainbows, and— [gasps]**Fluttershy**: [crying]**Pinkie Pie**: Fluttershy! What's wrong?**Fluttershy**: [crying] Everycreature is mad at me!**Pinkie Pie**: [gasps] What?! That can't be right!**Fluttershy**: [crying, sniffling]**Mean Twilight Sparkle**: [groans] Can we hurry this up? We're on a schedule here!**Pinkie Pie**: Twilight, your schedule can wait! Fluttershy's upset.**Mean Twilight Sparkle**: Well, tell her to get over it! I'll go get the others. Stay here!**Fluttershy**: [crying, sniffling]**Twilight Sparkle**: Oh, great. You upset Fluttershy, too?**Pinkie Pie**: You know what, Twilight? Maybe if you weren't so worried about schedules, you'd realize*you're*the one ruining the retreat for your friends!**Twilight Sparkle**: [gasps] Well, if my friends don't care about the retreat I planned for them... maybe they should've stayed home!**Fluttershy**:*Can't we all just get along?!*[crying]

**Mean Twilight Sparkle**: Keep it together. You can do this. You need those imbeciles if your plan is gonna come together.**Queen Chrysalis**:*Your*plan?**Mean Twilight Sparkle**: [gasps] Uh,*the*plan. I'm just trying to do your bidding, your Majesty.**Queen Chrysalis**: Grub-sitting you six is nothing like controlling my hive! Give me one good reason why I shouldn't just destroy you all and start over!**Mean Twilight Sparkle**: Because I know where the Elements of Harmony are. You need me.**Queen Chrysalis**: [maniacal laughter]

**Mean Rarity**:*Mine*. Mine! [crazed laughter] All mine!**Rainbow Dash**: [to Applejack] I'm guessing some kind of curse? Maybe poison joke?**Applejack**: Well, somethin' sure ain't right.**Mean Rarity**: What are you plotting back there? I can hear you, you know! Don't think you're going to steal my things! [panting, spluttering]**Applejack**: Hang on. I got a shovel we can use to whack those vines out of the way.**Mean Rarity**: [grunting]*I knew it!*I knew you wanted it all for yourselves! You can't have it!- [thud]
**Mean Rarity**: It's mine, you hear me?! All*mi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hine!*[crazed laughter]

**Mean Applejack**: ...So there I was. Just me and, uh, a bucket of honey. Yeah, yeah, that's the ticket. Uh, b-but I-I survived all by myself in this here forest for, uh, a hundred and... twenty-seven hours!**Rarity**: Really? I can't believe you've never told us that story before.**Starlight Glimmer**: She's making a point. We get it. You're the greatest camper in the history of Equestria.**Mean Applejack**: Well, I sure don't need any o' that silly stuff*you're*luggin' around.**Starlight Glimmer**: Uh, the things*you*gave me are silly?!**Mean Applejack**: [chuckles] Just look in a mirror. Guess I should've told you that before, huh? [chuckling]**Starlight Glimmer**: [gasps, tearing up] Glad I was so entertaining for you!**Rarity**: [to Mean Applejack] I'm going to make sure that she doesn't break a hoof out there, and then you and I are going to have a serious talk!**Queen Chrysalis**: Finally! There. That's all of you. Nopony leaves without my say-so.**Mean Applejack**: Now, wait a second. Weren't you just—?- [magic zap]
**Mean Applejack**: [gulps]**Queen Chrysalis**: The time for my revenge on Starlight Glimmer has come! Let's see if you're telling the truth about this Tree. [maniacal laughter]

**Rarity**: Starlight! Oh! Please stop running!- [screech]
**Rarity**: [yelps]**Starlight Glimmer**: Ugh!**Rarity**and**Starlight Glimmer**: Whoa!- [crash!]
**Fluttershy**: [crying]**Twilight Sparkle**: Of course I care about Fluttershy!**Pinkie Pie**: Then you've got a super weird way of showing it!**Rarity**: W-What in Equestria's going on here?**Pinkie Pie**: Twilight is so into her*retreat*that she doesn't even care if her friends are upset! She just wants us to "stay on schedule"!**Twilight Sparkle**: Well, I'm sorry, Pinkie! If I knew you thought this was a "boring, lame, no-fun retreat", I wouldn't have invited you in the first place!**Pinkie Pie**:*I never said that!***Applejack**: Sorry, y'all. We would've been here sooner, but we had to take the long way after Rarity ran off with all my stuff.**Rarity**: Wha—?! I most certainly did not!**Applejack**: What?! You know I ain't no liar! [to Starlight Glimmer] Where's all your gear?**Starlight Glimmer**: Why? So you can laugh at me some more?!**Rainbow Dash**: Hey, hey, we're all friends here!**Fluttershy**:*Friends?!*You left me alone in the woods! [crying]- [main cast except Twilight arguing]
**Twilight Sparkle**: Everypony, quiet! Listen. We know each other really well — the great stuff and how to get on each other's nerves, too. I wanted a fun trip with my friends. But instead, I got carried away with plans and ruined everything. If you want to forget it all and head home, I won't be offended. I just want us to stop fighting.**Applejack**: [to Starlight Glimmer] Hey, sorry if I got carried away with all that campin' stuff.**Starlight Glimmer**: I'm sorry, too. I should've just told you I'll never like camping. Also, I'll never like camping.**Rarity**: Well, if we're all being honest, I can't survive with just this tiny yet fashionable little saddlebag! I miss my things!**Pinkie Pie**: [to Twilight Sparkle] I'm sorry that you thought that I thought your plan was lame. Your plans are the most un-lamest!**Rainbow Dash**: And I always have fun when we're all together. Even if it's learning pretending to be fun.**Twilight Sparkle**: So... does that mean you still want to have the retreat?**All except Twilight Sparkle and Fluttershy**: Yes!**Fluttershy**: If everypony likes me again.**All**: [laughing]**Twilight Sparkle**: Let's get to that Tree. I have the whole campsite set up and ready.

**Mean Pinkie Pie**: [groans] What's this garbage?**Mean Applejack**: Badger installation art! Ya see—**Queen Chrysalis**:*Just! Retrieve! The Elements!***Mean Fluttershy**: [laughing cruelly]**Mean Rarity**: Mine! Mine!- [clattering]
**Mean Rarity**: Mine! [crazed laughter]**Mean Twilight Sparkle**: Once we get the power of the Elements, no creature – not even her Majesty – can tell us what to do. Just follow my lead. Got it?**Mean Ponies**: [laughing evilly]**Mean Rarity**: Ooh! That one's mine!- [ping!]
**Mean Rarity**: [crazed laughter]- [thud]
**Mean Fluttershy**: Oops. I'd say sorry, but I'm not!**Mean Rarity**and**Mean Fluttershy**: [grunting]**Mean Twilight Sparkle**: Stop it, fools!- [ping!]
**Mean Twilight Sparkle**: We need the Elements to take out Chrysalis! [gasps]**Queen Chrysalis**: How dare you! I created you!- [magic zap]
- [thud]
- [dull pulsating]
- [ping!]
**Mean Pinkie Pie**: [laughing]- [ping!]
**Mean Twilight Sparkle**: [groaning]- [ping!]
**Mean Twilight Sparkle**: [groaning]- [magic sounds]
**Mean Twilight Sparkle**: [gasps]- [magic sounds]
**Mean Twilight Sparkle**: Imbeciles! You ruined everythiiiiiiiing!- [shimmering sounds]
- [clattering]
**Queen Chrysalis**: Servants always fail you in the end! Just wait, Starlight. I will have my revenge!

**Twilight Sparkle**: [gasps] Are you kidding me?**Pinkie Pie**: [laughing] This was... the worst... day... ever!**All**: [laughing]**Starlight Glimmer**: Come on, everypony. We can fix this campsite in no time.**Applejack**: Spoken like a true camper.**Starlight Glimmer**: Eh, don't push it.**Applejack**and**Starlight Glimmer**: [chuckling]**Twilight Sparkle**: You know, if we can survive a day like this, I think our friendship is strong enough to handle anything the world can throw at us.

- [credits]