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- [bang, bang, bang]
**Scootaloo**: Order, order, everypony! I hereby call to order this meeting of the Rainbow Dash Fan Club!- [fans murmuring excitedly]
**Scootaloo**: First order of business – [quickly] Let's-celebrate-the-one-and-only-Rainbow-Dash-yay-she's-amazing-now-if-there's-nothing-else-that-concludes-this-meeting-of-the-Rainbow-Dash-Fan-Club-thank-you-all-for-coming-any-questions?!- [bang]
- [confused murmuring]
**Rainbow Dash**: Huh?**Scootaloo**: Meeting adjourned!- [door slams]
- [bang, bang]
**Scootaloo**: I'd like to call to order the first ever meeting of the newest and most exciting club – of which I am the president, founding, and only member – the Washouts Fan Club!**Rainbow Dash**: [gasps]

- [theme song]

- [door opens]
**Rainbow Dash**: Oh, hey, Scootaloo. I was just in the neighbor— Oh! What's this? Did I interrupt your fan club meeting?**Scootaloo**: Hey! What are you doin' here?**Rainbow Dash**: I could ask*you*the same question!**Scootaloo**: Oh, uh, y'know... mmm... s-s-stuff. Uh, definitely not starting a new fan club or anything.**Rainbow Dash**: Ha! It's no use pretending! I heard everything when I was outside eavesdropping, like I do for*every*meeting!**Scootaloo**: You eavesdrop on every meeting? That's weird.**Rainbow Dash**: Well, sure it*sounds*weird when you say it out loud. And I probably shouldn't because eavesdropping is wrong, but still. Why are you starting a new fan club?**Scootaloo**: I just think maybe it's time for me to explore*other*fan clubs.**Rainbow Dash**: [gasps] What is a "The Washouts"?**Scootaloo**: Only the newest, and greatest, and only stunt troupe in Equestria!**Rainbow Dash**: Stunt troupe?**Scootaloo**: How can I explain it? Like the Wonderbolts, just twenty bajillion percent cooler! [squee]**Rainbow Dash**: "Twenty bajillion"?!**Scootaloo**: They do all sorts of extreme stunts that focus on daredevilry and sheer guts rather than boring old flight and formation junk.**Rainbow Dash**: "Boring old flight and formation junk"?!**Scootaloo**: Are you just repeating everything I say?**Rainbow Dash**: Only because my brain feels like it's strapped to one of those rockets about to explode.**Scootaloo**: So you*do*get it! Aren't they awesome?!

**Rainbow Dash**: Can you believe she actually said that?!**Pinkie Pie**: Pfft, well, yeah! Eavesdropping on every meeting*is*kinda weird.**Rainbow Dash**: I mean, she basically said that the Wonderbolts aren't cool! And... And it kinda sounded like she didn't think*I*was cool either. But, peh, we all know that's crazy! I mean, I'm definitely not worried about her looking up to somepony else. Heh. Nope. Not! At! All!**Applejack**: Well, I'd understand if you were. It'd be like if Apple Bloom started lovin' bananas more than apples. [laughs, sotto voce] Y'all tell me if that ever happens, ya hear?**Rainbow Dash**: But what could the Washouts possibly have that I don't?!**Pinkie Pie**: Why don't you find out?**Rainbow Dash**: They're doing a show in Ponyville this weekend?!**Twilight Sparkle**: Wow! They*do*look pretty amazing... uh, -ly*un*amazing. [nervous laugh] Trying so hard to look amazing is what I mean.**Pinkie Pie**: Nice save, Twilight! [squee]

- [crowd chattering]
**Scootaloo**: Awww. I*knew*we shoulda lined up last night.**Pinkie Pie**: I'm sorry for making us late. Who would've guessed Xtreme Chocolate Airshow Cupcakes would take an x-tremely long time to bake? [slurps, chomps]**Rainbow Dash**: Look at this! It's a total Wonderbolts ripoff!**Scootaloo**: What do you mean? The show hasn't even started yet.**Rainbow Dash**: Yeah, but look at what we're sitting on.- [bang, bang]
**Rainbow Dash**: Hello?! The Wonderbolts have bleachers, too! We practically*invented*sitting on bleachers!**Rarity**: Ugh!**Rainbow Dash**: And look at that! Popcorn*and*cotton candy?! Ripoff!- [feedback]
- [music]
**Scootaloo**: Huh? Yeeeeeeeaaaahhh!**Announcer**:*This is the time! This is the place! This is the team! This is... the Washouts!*- [crowd cheers]
- [explosions]
**Pinkie Pie**: Mmmm! Quality confetti cannon work.**Rainbow Dash**: [sighs]**Scootaloo**: Oh, yeah!**Announcer**:*Say it with me now, the Washouts' official motto...***Announcer**and**Crowd**: Leap before you look!- [crowd cheers]
**Scootaloo**: Woo-hoo!**Rainbow Dash**: Lame.**Fanpony**: Oh!**Announcer**:*Remember, ponies. While they're amazingly awesome, the Washouts are highly trained professionals in protective fire-proof flight suits! Do NOT try this at home!*- [kaboom!]
**Rainbow Dash**: Whoa. Come on, come on! She's not gonna make it!- [clang!]
- [crowd gasps]
- [crowd cheers]
**Rainbow Dash**: That... was...*insane!*Woo-hoo!**Scootaloo**: I told you!**Rainbow Dash**: I mean... [clears throat] It was pretty cool. Who are these guys?

**Scootaloo**: I can't just go up and talk to them.**Rainbow Dash**: You can if you're with me. After all, one of the reasons there's a Rainbow Dash fan club is because I'm fearless. Observe.- [water splashing]
**Rainbow Dash**: Hey!- [beat]
**Rainbow Dash**: Uh, so as a fellow aerobatic professional, I really enjoyed your show. Heh. Actually, you might recognize me since I'm a... pause for dramatic effect... a Wonderbolt.**Short Fuse**and**Rolling Thunder**: [laugh]**Rolling Thunder**: [Australian accent] Ha! Join the club.**Scootaloo**: [excited noises]**Rainbow Dash**: O... kay...**Rolling Thunder**: No. I mean, literally. Join the club. We're called "The Washouts" because we all used to be Wonderbolts just like you. Heh. Until we "washed out".**Rainbow Dash**: No way!**Rolling Thunder**: Yep. [sighs] Name's Rolling Thunder. I got booted out of Wonderbolt Academy because of "flagrant disregard for hazardous weather". Pfft! If doing barrel rolls through nine hundred million volts of electricity in a raging thunderstorm is wrong, then I don't wanna be right.**Rainbow Dash**: Cool!**Rolling Thunder**: Ha. This 'ere's Short Fuse.**Short Fuse**: Ah, nice to meet you.**Rainbow Dash**: What's your story?**Short Fuse**:*ANGER ISSUES! GET OFF MY BACK!***Rainbow Dash**: Uhhh... Okay. So, who's the leader?**Rolling Thunder**: Only the most reckless ex-Wonderbolt of all time.**Rainbow Dash**: [gasps] Lightning Dust!**Lightning Dust**: Rainbow Dash!**Rainbow Dash**: [snarls]**Scootaloo**: Scootaloo. I'm Scootaloo. Hi.

**Rainbow Dash**: Lightning Dust! I should've known you were the brains behind a crazy idea like the Washouts! Or should I say, "lack of brains"!**Lightning Dust**: [snarls]**Scootaloo**: You two really know each other? Oh, my gosh! This is so cool!**Lightning Dust**: Your "friend" got me kicked out of the Wonderbolts.**Scootaloo**: Oh. That's, uh, less cool.**Lightning Dust**: And it was the best thing that ever happened to me! Great to see you, wingpony! I heard you're a full-fledged Bolt now.**Rainbow Dash**: Yeah, well, I'm still—**Lightning Dust**: Mad at me? Look, was it wrong of me to endanger the lives of your friends? Yeah. But, hey, now I only endanger*these*knuckleheads.**Rolling Thunder**and**Short Fuse**: [laugh]**Short Fuse**: [through gritted teeth] Don't call me "Knucklehead"! [laughs]**Lightning Dust**: C'mon, you know you miss me. Me and her, we blew everypony out of the sky.**Scootaloo**: Really?**Lightning Dust**: Actually, yeah, really! All that wind was totally dangerous, but we had fun, right? Two fastest times on the Dizzitron!**Rainbow Dash**: If I remember correctly, I had you beat by half a second.**Lightning Dust**: Only because when*I*went, I cranked up the dizziness factor.**Rainbow Dash**and**Lightning Dust**: [laugh]**Rainbow Dash**: Well, I'm glad it all worked out. Your show was pretty dynamite.**Lightning Dust**: [to Scootaloo] Wanna know the secret? We basically ignore everything the Wonderbolts ever taught us about safety.**Rainbow Dash**: Well, we do have safety rules for a reason.**Lightning Dust**: Don't listen to her, kid. All their "rules" were just ways of keeping their little club exclusive so they could feel good about themselves.**Rainbow Dash**: It's not about making anypony feel bad. It's about finding the best flyers. The best of the best.**Lightning Dust**: I started the Washouts because I believe anypony can be the best of the best. You know, Rolling Thunder is gonna be out for a while.**Rolling Thunder**: Ah, during the finale, I caught the old hind leg in the Crushinator Jaws of Smashalot! Patent pending.**Lightning Dust**: There's a spot on the team if you wanna join up.**Scootaloo**: [gasps]**Rainbow Dash**: I appreciate the offer, but I'm already a Wonderbolt.**Scootaloo**: I'll do it! Can I do it?!**Rainbow Dash**: Uh, lemme think. No!**Scootaloo**: [scoffs] I wasn't asking*you*!**Lightning Dust**: Awww, you're cute. But technically, you haven't washed out of the Bolts, which is kinda our thing.**Rainbow Dash**: And also,*no!***Scootaloo**: Oh, what if I joined and dropped out super quick?!**Rainbow Dash**: That's it! You're comin' with me!**Scootaloo**: Where are we going?**Rainbow Dash**: To hear what the actual Wonderbolts think about you joining just to drop out for the Washouts!**Lightning Dust**: Say hi to Spitfire for me!

- [Wonderbolts theme]
**Scootaloo**: [yawns]**Rainbow Dash**: Ever seen two simultaneous inverse displacement rolls before?**Scootaloo**: [scoffs] Would've been a lot cooler if you had the Crushinator Jaws of Smashalot, patent pending.**Rainbow Dash**: You...*What?!*[to Spitfire] See? This is what I was telling you about.**Spitfire**: I got this. [to Scootaloo] You know what happens when something goes wrong with the Crushinator Jaws of Smashalot?**Rainbow Dash**: Patent pending?**Spitfire**: You end up in a*full body wing-and-hoof cast drinkin' through a straw!***Scootaloo**: But with enough practice—**Spitfire**: Practice?! Well, la-dee-*doodle-dah!*Lemme give you a different scenario. You're probably saying to yourself, "I'm young. I'm strong. I'm gonna go out there and*stunt*some*tricks*with my new friend*Lightning Dust*!" Well, I'm here to tell ya that if ya play*that*game, you're gonna find out it's pretty hard to "stunt tricks" in a*full body wing-and-hoof cast drinkin' through a straw!***Rainbow Dash**: I think she gets the poi—**Spitfire**:*I'm not finished!*Listen, I get it, kid. I used to be like you, tellin' myself, "I'm gonna touch the sky!"**Scootaloo**: I don't—**Spitfire**: Well, whoop-dee-*doodle-doo!*You think you got it made in the shade? Well, things are gonna be pretty shady indeed when you can't go out in the sun, 'cause you're in a**full body wing-and-hoof cast drinkin' through a straw! Do I make myself clear?!****Scootaloo**: [shakily] Uh-huh...**Spitfire**: Excellent. Have a hat.

**Rainbow Dash**: Uh... Heh. Sorry that was a little... intense. I just wanna make sure you don't get hurt. That way, you can follow in my hoofsteps. Heh. Everypony's dream, right?**Scootaloo**: More like "follow your wingflaps".**Rainbow Dash**: Same difference.**Scootaloo**: [sarcastically] Thanks, super-talented flyer, for clearing up what*I*should do.**Rainbow Dash**: Clearing things up is one of my specialties. Now, come on. Let's go rip up all your Washout posters into tiny pieces and throw 'em off a cliff.

**Rainbow Dash**: I just thought of a great way to raise awareness for your original fan club. You know, the one about me?- [clatter]
**Rainbow Dash**: How about a silent auction where every item is just a picture of yours truly? [laughs] Nah! I'm just kidding.- [blow dryer blowing]
**Rainbow Dash**: That makes me seem too egotistical, doesn't it? Oh, oh! Maybe if they're framed, it's like, "Wow, she's so humble!" Ya think? Scootaloo?- [door opens]
**Rainbow Dash**: Uh, Scootaloo?

**Rainbow Dash**: Anypony seen Scootalo—- [bump!]
**Rainbow Dash**: Ow! My fault, my fault! Sorry, I— Twilight?**Twilight Sparkle**: [groans] Sorry. I was just... um...**Rainbow Dash**: Please tell me you got that stuff so you could rip it up and throw it off a cliff.**Twilight Sparkle**: They were doing an autograph session before practice.**Rainbow Dash**: Seriously?! [groans] You haven't seen Scoot, have you?**Twilight Sparkle**: Actually...

**Rainbow Dash**: I can't believe Scootaloo ditched me to watch them practice! Why can't she see how dangerous they are?!**Twilight Sparkle**: That's kind of the whole draw. It's exciting.**Rainbow Dash**: But it's like the harder I try to convince Scoot they're dangerous, the more she likes them!**Twilight Sparkle**: You can't control her actions. Only yours. Teach her what's safe and what isn't, like a good role model. Then hope she makes the right decisions.**Rainbow Dash**: But what if she chooses them over me? She's gonna get hurt!**Twilight Sparkle**: I think I know somepony else who might get hurt if*that*happens.**Rainbow Dash**: Um, maybe you're right. But this isn't about me. I'm just worried about Scoot.

- [clanging]
**Short Fuse**: Wow. You're really workin' hard on this new stunt. [chomps, spits]*What kind of sorry excuse for a tomato sandwich is this?!***Lightning Dust**: Sorry, Dash. Autograph session's over. Unless you wanna buy Short Fuse's limited edition half-eaten tomato sandwich.**Short Fuse**:*I'm not signing that abomination!***Rainbow Dash**: You haven't seen Scootaloo, have you?**Lightning Dust**: Ohhhh, isn't she that pony that used to respect you?**Rainbow Dash**: [growls] I'd appreciate you helping me find her so I could apologize for trying to make her quit liking you.**Lightning Dust**: [laughs] Oh, I'm pretty sure she still likes us.**Rainbow Dash**: [gasps]

**Rainbow Dash**: Lightning Dust, I know we go way back, but I can't let her do this!**Scootaloo**: I don't need you standing up for me!**Rainbow Dash**: Obviously, you do! Because you can't see how dangerous this is! Do you not remember what Spitfire said?**Lightning Dust**: Ugh. Lemme guess. [imitating Spitfire] You'll be in a full-body wing-and-hoof cast**drinkin' through a straw!****Rainbow Dash**: That doesn't even sound like Spitfire.**Scootaloo**: [laughing]**Rainbow Dash**: That's it! We're leaving!**Scootaloo**: Just because I look up to you doesn't mean I have to*be*you! But based on*your*definition of what makes somepony great, I have bad news. I'll*never*be the best of the best or a Wonderbolt! Because I! Can't! Fly! Is that what you wanted to hear? But not being able to fly doesn't mean I can't do something awesome! Like strapping my scooter to a multi-stage liquid-fueled rocket and jumping twenty-two wagons lined up in front of a roaring crowd!**Twilight Sparkle**: That was awfully specific.**Lightning Dust**: That's 'cause it's what she'll be doing in the show tonight. Half off for princesses! [whispering] Bring your friends!**Twilight Sparkle**: Scootaloo, are you sure that's what you really wanna do?**Scootaloo**: Absolutely. [to Rainbow] And there's nothing you can do to stop me!**Rainbow Dash**: You're right. You're your own foal, and you have to make your own decisions.**Scootaloo**: Good! Because I already have!**Rainbow Dash**: [sighs]

- [crowd chattering]
**Pinkie Pie**: Sorry for making us late again. Who would've guessed Scootaloo's super-difficult stunt special cupcakes would've been super-difficult to bake? [chomps]**Applejack**: Hoo-wee! Looks like all of Ponyville is here. Except for Rainbow Dash.**Twilight Sparkle**: [sighs]**Announcer**:*And here to introduce the most dangerous stunt we've ever performed, it's your fearless captain, L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-Lightning Dust!*- [crowd cheers]
**Lightning Dust**: In just a moment, the newest member of the Washouts will be rocket-sledding down that hill, up that ramp, and over all twenty-two wagons to land on the other side in one piece! Heh. If she's lucky.- [crowd gasps]
**Lightning Dust**: Put your hooves together for Half-Pint Dynamite!- [crowd cheers]
**Scootaloo**: Lightning Dust, I have to tell you. I actually started Equestria's first Washouts fan club! As far as I know. So this is a real honor, ma'am! Uh, do I call you "ma'am"?**Lightning Dust**: You land this jump, you can call me whatever you want.**Scootaloo**: Wow. That sure is...**Lightning Dust**: Dangerous? Nah! Well, maybe a little.**Scootaloo**: Has anypony tested it before?**Lightning Dust**: Where's the fun in that?**Scootaloo**: [gulps]- [tape stretching]
**Scootaloo**: There's m-more?!**Lightning Dust**: You're not thinking of backing out, are you?**Scootaloo**: No! I'm just thinking about drinking through straws.**Lightning Dust**: Are you the president of my fan club or not?**Scootaloo**: Of course! It's just—**Lightning Dust**: You wouldn't wanna get impeached for dishonoring my wishes, would you?**Scootaloo**: I... Is that a thing?**Lightning Dust**: Light it up!- [flames roaring]
**Scootaloo**: Okay. Now I*am*thinking about backing out.**Lightning Dust**: Too late!- [rockets roaring]
- [crowd cheering]
**Scootaloo**: [whimpering]- [crowd gasps]
- [whoosh!]
**Rainbow Dash**: I know I was supposed to let you make your own decisions, but that doesn't mean I can't swoop in and save you from time to time.**Lightning Dust**: If I'd known you were gonna bail, I would've done the trick myself!**Rainbow Dash**: Great! So you won't mind how that rope's about to coil around your hoof.- [snap!]
**Lightning Dust**: RIVALS FOR LIIIIIFE!**Rainbow Dash**: Wouldn't have it any other way!**Scootaloo**: I'm sorry for joining the Washouts. Lightning Dust wasn't who I thought she was. She didn't care about me being scared or putting me in danger. She only wanted a good show, even if it meant I got hurt. That's*not*the kind of pony I wanna look up to.**Rainbow Dash**:*I'm*the one who should be apologizing for not acting like somepony who deserves a fan club. I've been lucky enough to have somepony who thinks I'm the coolest. But there's nothing cool about making you feel like you'll never be as awesome as me. I think we should cancel the Washouts Fan Club. Because I know a fan club that could use some new members.**Scootaloo**: The Rainbow Dash Fan Club!

- [bang, bang, bang]
**Rainbow Dash**: [clears throat] Welcome to the first ever meeting of the newest fan club for the awesomest, previously under-appreciated pony in Ponyville! With founding member and president Rainbow Dash presiding, it's the... Scootaloo Fan Club!- [fans cheering]
**Scootaloo**: You know, Rainbow Dash was right. Eavesdropping on your own fan club isn't weird at all.

- [credits]