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**Apple Bloom**: I can't believe we're goin' to the Appleloosa County Fair!**Sweetie Belle**: Animal shows, carnival rides...**Scootaloo**: And all kinds of food on a stick! [slurps]- [thud]
**Sweetie Belle**: Speaking of food, did you pack snacks for the train?**Scootaloo**: For there and back.**Apple Bloom**: And our train tickets are all set.**Sweetie Belle**: And I've got our whole itinerary planned!**Apple Bloom**: Are you sure you're not Twilight's sister?**Apple Bloom**and**Scootaloo**: [laugh]**Scootaloo**: Weeks of planning has all come down to this. All we have to do now is wait for our chaperone to get here.**Apple Bloom**and**Sweetie Belle**: Mm-hmm!- [pause]
**Apple Bloom**: So when's Rainbow Dash comin'?**Scootaloo**: I thought you were gonna ask Applejack.**Apple Bloom**: [to Sweetie Belle] I don't suppose you asked Rarity?**Sweetie Belle**: You mean we spent all this time planning a trip, and none of us asked anypony to take us?!**Scootaloo**: In our defense, every other part of the trip was planned really well.- [clatter]

- [theme song]

**Sweetie Belle**: We really did think of everything except finding somepony to take us, and the fair is only today!**Rarity**: I'm sorry, darlings, but I can't possibly go to Appleloosa. I promised to deliver a new design to Fancy Pants for his Monocle and Top Hat Appreciation Society soiree.**Sweetie Belle**: Can't you finish it tomorrow?- [smack!]
**Rarity**: Well, I could. But you'll learn as you get older how important it is to keep your promises, especially when running a business.**Sweetie Belle**: Maybe we should just go by ourselves?**Rarity**: What?! Oh, my dear, no! Appleloosa is far too long a train ride for young foals without accompaniment. You could end up in the wrong place entirely. Why don't you see if Rainbow Dash is free?

**Rainbow Dash**: Sorry, but I just heard from Spitfire that a whole bunch of storm clouds got loose from the cloud factory, and she needs every Wonderbolt to help bust 'em.**Scootaloo**: Aw, come on, Rainbow Dash! They won't miss one pony! And we really want to go to the fair! Apparently we're too young to go alone.**Rainbow Dash**: Well, duh. Young ponies like you could get lost and never find your way back. But I still can't go. Being a Wonderbolt isn't just about showing off. It's also a responsibility. You'll understand when you get older. I'm sure you'll find somepony else to take you.

**Applejack**: I wish I could, sugarcube. But Big Mac's not feelin' well today.**Apple Bloom**: Awww. But Big Mac's old enough to take care of himself, and we'd all have so much fun together.**Applejack**: Sometimes takin' care of somepony is more important than havin' fun. Speakin' of which, don't you even think about tryin' to go without a grown pony there to take care of you. You could end up in hot water or worse.**Apple Bloom**: We know.

**Scootaloo**: The fair could be over before we find somepony to take us.**Apple Bloom**: But then we thought of you, since the fair will be full of all sorts of animals and creatures.**Fluttershy**: I'm sorry, but Twilight has an important magical research project, and she's asked for my help.**Sweetie Belle**: I guess that means Twilight's busy, too?

**Twilight Sparkle**: I'm afraid I am. Star Swirl sent me this enchanted flower, and it isn't doing well. If I figure out its magical properties, maybe we can save it.**Scootaloo**: So that's a "no" on going with us to the fair?**Apple Bloom**: We've already asked Applejack, Rainbow Dash, and Rarity, and none of them can come.**Sweetie Belle**: And everypony made it clear we're too young to go on our own.**Twilight Sparkle**: Oh, definitely. You could take the wrong train or miss your stop...**Fluttershy**: Or get lost in a strange town and end up in a dangerous situation with nopony to help you.**Cutie Mark Crusaders**: We know!**Twilight Sparkle**: I know it's hard, but sometimes you just can't do what you want.**Scootaloo**: I'm pretty sure if*you*wanted to go to the fair, you could.**Twilight Sparkle**: Sure, grown-ups can do a lot of things that foals can't. But there's plenty we can't do either. Like right now, I can't find a single reference to this flower!**Fluttershy**: None of the birds or insects I've talked to have heard of it either.**Twilight Sparkle**: I wonder if there's anything in Shadetail Evergreen's*Tome of Flora and Fauna*?**Fluttershy**: That book's pretty out of date, but it might be worth a try.**Twilight Sparkle**: I think there's a copy in the library filed under "Discontinued But Still Potentially Useful Ancient Texts". Unless I put it under "Hokum With a Slight Chance of Practical Applications".**Apple Bloom**: I guess this flower is the most interestin' thing we're gonna see today.**Scootaloo**: Unless you count watching Twilight struggle to remember how she organizes her books.**Sweetie Belle**: I bet every pony in Equestria is in Appleloosa right now.**Apple Bloom**: Every pony but us.**Scootaloo**: I wish we didn't have to wait to grow up.- [magic sounds]
**Apple Bloom**: I wish it would happen all at once. Then we'd know everything we need to get to the fair and back with no problem.- [louder magic sounds]
**Sweetie Belle**: I just wish we were as old as our sisters. Then nopony could tell us what to do, and we'd be able to take care of ourselves.- [even louder magic sounds]
**Scootaloo**: Hey, Sweetie Belle, why's your face all lit up?- [high-pitched humming]
- [zap!]
- [whooshing]
**Cutie Mark Crusaders**: [whimpering]- [whooshing stops]
**Cutie Mark Crusaders**: [groan]**Apple Bloom**: [gasps]**Sweetie Belle**: [gasps]**Scootaloo**: [gasps]- [shatter!]
**Cutie Mark Crusaders**: [gasp]**Scootaloo**: Do you know what this means?**Cutie Mark Crusaders**: We can go to the fair! [laugh]

**Scootaloo**: [laughing]**Apple Bloom**: I hope you brought the tickets. We've gotta hurry if we're going to make the train.**Sweetie Belle**: I think we'll be fine. Check out how fast we're going! Grown-up legs are strong!**Scootaloo**: You're not kidding!- [rattling]
**Scootaloo**: I don't know how much of this my scooter can take!- [ponies gasp]
**Apple Bloom**: And nopony yelled at us to slow down even once! Being a grown-up is great!

- [pocketwatch ticking]
**Cutie Mark Crusaders**: [panting]- [train whistle blows]
**Cutie Mark Crusaders**: [sigh]**Sweetie Belle**: We made it!**Apple Bloom**: Of course we did! We're grown-up ponies now! We can do anything! And all those worries Twilight and the others had don't apply anymore. Because we're big! And bein' big is all it takes!



- [train chugging]
- [brakes hiss]
- [train chugging]
**Scootaloo**: I think I ate too many snacks.**Sweetie Belle**: Uh, this doesn't look like Appleloosa.**"Loose Tracks"**: That's because it isn't...- [creaking]
**Apple Bloom**: You all heard that, right?**Sweetie Belle**: Uh, hello? [to Apple Bloom and Scootaloo] Do you think we got on the wrong train?**Scootaloo**: I thought trains just took you where you wanted to go.**"Loose Tracks"**: [laughing]**Cutie Mark Crusaders**: [scream]**"Loose Tracks"**: Sorry, I don't mean to laugh. But you three must not travel much. This is Hayseed Junction. The train to Appleloosa isn't for a few hours. Or you could set off on hoof. It's treacherous and confusing! Unfit for the young or timid! But you three are grown-ups. You'll be fine. I'll write down some directions.**Sweetie Belle**: Maybe we should wait for the train.**Scootaloo**: And miss the fair?!**Sweetie Belle**: We already ended up in the wrong place, which is exactly what we were warned about. And what if we can't follow the directions?**Apple Bloom**: Come on. We didn't come all this way for nothin'. Besides, I've been through a swamp as a young pony. As a grown-up, it'll be a snap.**Scootaloo**: Grown-ups always know the way!**Sweetie Belle**: Because being big is all it takes!**"Loose Tracks"**: [laughs maniacally, hacks, inhales] Sorry. I've got kind of a throat thing.

- [montage music]

- [splash]
- [bufogren croaks]
**Scootaloo**: Aah!- [splash]

- [vines stretch, recoil]

- [bubbling]

- [splashing]
**Scootaloo**: Sweetie Belle, are you sure this is the right way?- [wind whistling]
- [branches creaking]
**Scootaloo**: Sweetie Belle?- [bushes rustle]
**Sweetie Belle**: Scootaloo?**Scootaloo**: Aah!- [thud]
**Scootaloo**: Don't do that!**Apple Bloom**: Girls?- [snap!]
- [thud]
**Apple Bloom**: Maybe we should head back to the station.**Sweetie Belle**: I'm not sure we can. I think we're lost.**Scootaloo**: Just like Twilight and the others said!**Spur**: Well, where were you when I was feeding and caring for him?!- [bushes rustle]
**Biscuit**: [screams] Wild swamp ponies!**"Spring Green"**and**"Savage Honeydew"**: Hmph!**Sweetie Belle**: We're not wild swamp ponies. We're just grown-ups.**Scootaloo**: And we are definitely not lost.**Spur**: Okay. But that swamp is pretty confusing if you're not from around here. I'm Spur, and this is Biscuit.- [rattling]
**Apple Bloom**: I'm Apple Bloom. Nice to meet you. But, uh, we're not confused. We're just... explorin' new ways to Appleloosa.**Biscuit**: Hey, that's where we're going!**Spur**: No, it isn't!**Sweetie Belle**: Uh, which is it?**Spur**: Biscuit thinks he can just take Bloofy here to the fair.**Biscuit**: Why not? It's just up the road. And Bloofy's*my*pet, too.**Spur**: Since when?! Bloofy's never even seen a crowd! Which you'd know if you ever took care of him!**Biscuit**: Did you ever think meeting all those ponies might be good for him?**Bloofy**: [chittering]**Apple Bloom**: He seems okay meetin' us.**Biscuit**: See? They're grown-ups, and they get it. Bloofy should totally come to the fair with me, right?**Spur**: Y'all don't really think that, do ya?**Sweetie Belle**: Um... Hold on. Us grown-ups need to confer. [to Apple Bloom and Scootaloo] What do you girls think?**Scootaloo**: If they go to the fair, we can tag along!**Apple Bloom**: And Spur probably should share Bloofy. I mean, that's somethin' a grown-up would say, right?**Sweetie Belle**: As grown-up ponies, we think you should share Bloofy and let Biscuit take him to the fair.**Biscuit**: That is some quality grown-up advice!**Bloofy**: [chittering]**Spur**: But Bloofy's never been around anything that exciting. What if something goes wrong?**Apple Bloom**: We're headed to the fair, too. Since we're such great advice givers, feel free to ask us for more.

- [ponies chattering]
- [horseshoe clangs]
- [splash!]
- [ponies laughing]
**Sweetie Belle**: [laughs] It's everything I thought it'd be!**Bloofy**: [squealing]**Passerby Pony**: Well, my goodness, what an interesting critter! You should enter him in the animal showcase. You'd be sure to win "Most Interesting Creature"!**Biscuit**: Animals showcase? That's exactly what we should do!**Spur**: That seems like a bad idea. What do you grown-ups think?**Cutie Mark Crusaders**: [laugh]

- [thunk!]
- [bell rings]
- [ponies cheer]
**Cutie Mark Crusaders**: [laugh]

**Sweetie Belle**: Whoo-hoo! Whoo-whoo!

- [splat]
**Spur**: What happened to being able to ask your advice?! You ran off the second we got here!**Scootaloo**: [gulps]**Apple Bloom**: Where's Biscuit and Bloofy?**Spur**: That's why I came to find you.

- [fanfare]
- [ponies chattering]
**Spur**: It's one thing to bring Bloofy to the fair, but it's another to stick him in a showcase!**Biscuit**: What's the big deal?**Sweetie Belle**: You are supposed to be sharing him.**Scootaloo**: Yeah, I'm with Biscuit. The showcase looks like fun.**Spur**: Sorry if I think taking care of Bloofy is more important than having fun!**Bloofy**: [shrieking]**Biscuit**: Bloofy's just excited. He probably just wants to get out.**Bloofy**: [chitters, sniffs]**Apple Bloom**: Are you sure you're not just upset you have to share him? What if you took a little break?**Spur**: You mean, like, leave?**Sweetie Belle**: If sharing him is too hard, that might be the best thing. Take our word for it. We are grown-ups.**Apple Bloom**: I don't know what Spur's so worried about. Bloofy and Biscuit are havin' fun.**Scootaloo**: Yeah. What could go wrong?**Bloofy**: [chittering]- [ponies cheering]
**Bloofy**: [squealing]- [whooshing]
**Scootaloo**: Me and my big grown-up mouth.

- [ponies screaming]
- [whooshing]
**Apple Bloom**: Do you think this qualifies as gettin' into a dangerous situation with no grown pony to help us?- [cow moos]
**Sweetie Belle**: I think*we're*the grown ponies that need to be helping today!**Scootaloo**: Bloofy! Treats, treats, treats! Who wants a treat?- [whooshing continues]
- [teleportation zap]
**Biscuit**: What do we do now?!**Cutie Mark Crusaders**:*Run!*

- [train whistle blows]
**Fluttershy**: I hope you're right about the girls coming here.**Twilight Sparkle**: Well, once we read Shadetail Evergreen's warning that the flower grants wishes, it wasn't a stretch to think they wished themselves to the fair. It's all they were talking about.**Fluttershy**: Or maybe, since we told them they were too young to come, they wished to become grown-ups, then came here and caused some kind of trouble that led to a town-wide panic!- [distant screaming]
**Twilight Sparkle**: Yeah. Or that.**Apple Bloom**: Twilight! Fluttershy! Thank goodness! I know you're not gonna believe it, but it's me, Apple Bloom!**Scootaloo**: And I'm Scootaloo! We kinda got turned into grown-ups!**Sweetie Belle**: And we thought we could take the train here, since we were old enough, but we ended up in the wrong place, just like you said we would!**Apple Bloom**: And got lost!**Scootaloo**: Just like you said we would!**Apple Bloom**: Then we met these foals who led us to the fair, and we tried to give them some grown-up-style advice, but it turned their pet into a tornado that might destroy the whole town!

- [whooshing]
**Fluttershy**: Goodness! A Whirling Mungtooth! They are very rare and just the cutest little things when they're not excited.- [crash!]
**Fluttershy**: This one's excited.**Scootaloo**: How do we calm him down?**Fluttershy**: When they're young, a Mungtooth forms a tight bond with its caretaker. They're the only ones who can get them to stop spinning.**Biscuit**: Spur's the one who really took care of Bloofy. We have to find her!**Twilight Sparkle**: You all go look for Spur. Fluttershy and I will do our best to keep everypony here safe.- [teleportation zap]
- [ewe bleats]
**Spur**:*That's*Bloofy?!- [teleportation zap]
**Biscuit**: I'm so sorry, Spur. You knew what was best for him all along.**Apple Bloom**: And even though we seem like grown-ups, you were way more responsible than us.**Spur**: What do you mean, "seem" like grown-ups?**Sweetie Belle**: Uh, we don't have time to explain. Right now we have to stop this, and you're the only one who can do it.**Spur**: How?**Fluttershy**: I'll show you. He mostly just needs to see you.**Spur**: Hey there, Bloofy-boo. It's okay.- [whooshing stops]
**Bloofy**: [squeals, chitters]**Spur**: How did you know what to do?**Fluttershy**: After years of experience with animals, I've picked up a few things.

**Spur**: Well, one thing's for sure. Bloofy definitely earned the "Most Interesting Creature" prize.**Biscuit**: I'm sorry I didn't listen to you.**Apple Bloom**: We all are.**Spur**: I guess grown-ups aren't always perfect.**Twilight Sparkle**: They sure aren't, but young foals pretending to be grown-ups are even less so.**Spur**: What do you mean?**Twilight Sparkle**: There's only one petal left. But I think the three of you know what to wish for. And I'm pretty sure Star Swirl won't mind.**Cutie Mark Crusaders**: We wish we were foals again.- [magic sounds]
**Biscuit**: Hold on! You three are actually younger than us?!**Sweetie Belle**: The flower turned us into grown-ups, so we figured we could do whatever we wanted. But I guess that's not exactly true.**Apple Bloom**: We did everything real grown-ups told us not to and caused all kinds of trouble.**Scootaloo**: And things could have been a lot worse. I guess we were pretty selfish.**Twilight Sparkle**: I'm glad you learned something. That's what growing up is. Which is why you probably shouldn't skip any of it.**Sweetie Belle**: I know we didn't make the best impression, but we sure would like to visit you and Bloofy some day.**Spur**: I guess that'd be okay, on one condition. You get a real grown-up to bring you.**Cutie Mark Crusaders**: Deal!**All**: [laughing]

- [credits]