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Диалоговый файл телесериала *Fallout*.

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1 | [♪ Nat King Cole: "Orange Colored Sky"] |

2 | ♪I was walking along ♪ |

3 | ♪Mindin' my business ♪ |

4 | ♪When out of an orange-colored sky ♪ |

5 | ♪Flash, bam, alakazam ♪ |

6 | ♪Wonderful you came by ♪ |

7 | ♪I was hummin' a tune ♪ |

8 | ♪Drinkin' in sunshine ♪ |

9 | ♪When out of that orange-colored view ♪ |

10 | ♪Flash, bam, alakazam ♪ |

11 | ♪I got a look at you ♪ |

12 | ♪One look and I yelled "timber"... |

13 | [newscaster] [over radio]...negotiations were scheduled to continue today |

14 | as the White House had no comment about the President's whereabouts. |

15 | ♪And the bottom fell out, I went into a spin ♪ |

16 | ♪And I started to shout, "I've been hit..." |

17 | [Mr. Handy] Ready to be of service, madam. |

18 | [news anchor]...between America and her adversaries |

19 | crumbled this morning in Anchorage, Alaska. |

20 | The specter of nuclear war facing this nation |

21 | for ten long years is final... |

22 | ♪Alakazam... |

23 | It's a party, let's just... focus on the party. |

24 | -Okay? -♪Purple-striped ♪ |

25 | ♪Pretty green polka-dot sky ♪ |

26 | ♪Flash, bam, alakazam ♪ |

27 | ♪And goodbye ♪♪ |

28 | [cheering] |

29 | All right, birthday boy. |

30 | Let's get a photo of you up here on Sugarfoot. |

31 | Why the hell is Cooper Howard working kids' birthday parties? |

32 | -What else? Alimony. -[chuckles] |

33 | What'd they say, Dad? |

34 | That I'm lucky to have such a good helper like you. |

35 | All right, you ready? |

36 | [shutter clicks] |

37 | -It's good. -All right. |

38 | Good. Here we go, bud. [grunts] |

39 | Hey, honey. Honey. |

40 | Get with Cooper. Let's get a picture. |

41 | -Uh, you bet. Yeah. -[chuckles] Oh, yeah. |

42 | [Cooper] All right. |

43 | Aw, Coop, Coop, Coop. Do your thumbs-up. |

44 | Yeah, you know, given the state of everything, |

45 | I'd prefer not to, if that's all right. |

46 | Why not? |

47 | It's what you're famous for. |

48 | -Yeah. -Drop it, Bob. |

49 | We gotta... we got to get this rodeo on the road. |

50 | I can't thank you enough, Mr. Howard. |

51 | Pleasure's all mine, ma'am. |

52 | I hope your son had a lovely birthday. |

53 | -Perfect. -Yeah. |

54 | Who's ready for cake? |

55 | -[children] Me! -[Cooper] All right. You ready, Janey? |

56 | [children shouting] |

57 | [Cooper] Come on. [clicks tongue] |

58 | There you go. |

59 | -Pinko. -Yep. |

60 | He still took my money. |

61 | ♪Happy birthday dear Roy ♪ |

62 | ♪Happy birthday to you ♪♪ |

63 | -[whistles] -[cheering] |

64 | ...that Los Angeles sunshine coming through. |

65 | Hal, I can't... I'm sorry, I can't do this. |

66 | I can't do the weather if I don't even know if there's |

67 | -gonna be a next week. -Only thinking happy thoughts today. |

68 | [audio shifting] |

69 | [announcer]Sugar Bombs presents Grognak the Barbarian |

70 | -and the Ruby Ruins. -[children laugh, cheer] |

71 | [TV show continues indistinctly] |

72 | [groans] All right. |

73 | [TV playing] |

74 | [Cooper] I think that's everything. |

75 | [sighs] |

76 | Why wouldn't you do it? |

77 | The thumbs-up. |

78 | Oh, it's, uh... |

79 | That's grown-up stuff. |

80 | [smacks lips] |

81 | Well, back when I was in the Marines, |

82 | they taught us that if they ever drop a really big bomb, |

83 | told us to hold up your thumb just like this. |

84 | And if the cloud is smaller than your thumb, |

85 | well, you run for the hills. |

86 | And if it's bigger than your thumb? |

87 | They told us not to bother running. |

88 | Do you think it's gonna happen? |

89 | I certainly hope not. |

90 | But us cowpokes, we take it as it comes, right? |

91 | [children laughing, chattering] |

92 | Can I have a slice, Dad? |

93 | You know what? Let me see |

94 | if I can't rustle you up a piece. |

95 | [TV playing indistinctly] |

96 | [laughing] |

97 | [door closes] |

98 | [Cooper] All right, one piece of cake coming up |

99 | for my favorite cowgirl. |

100 | Is it your thumb or mine? |

101 | [eerie music playing] |

102 | ♪ ♪ |

103 | That's smoke, Janey. It's just a fire. |

104 | ♪ ♪ |

105 | [muffled TV playing] |

106 | ♪ ♪ |

107 | [rumbling] |

108 | [intense music playing] |

109 | [muffled shouting] |

110 | [muffled] Let us in with you. |

111 | [muffled] No room. Back off. |

112 | [dramatic music playing] |

113 | ♪ ♪ |

114 | [♪ Perry Como: "Don't Let the Stars Get in Your Eyes"] |

115 | My name is Lucy MacLean, |

116 | and I'm an active contributor to the wellbeing of my community. |

117 | Repair Skills. |

118 | I enjoy participating in the Young Pipefitter's Association, |

119 | which keeps me active. |

120 | Science Skills. |

121 | Obviously, mine are nothing compared to my dad's, |

122 | but I always relish a challenge. |

123 | Speech Skills. |

124 | My primary passion is teaching American History, |

125 | with a focus on ethics. |

126 | I also participate in Gymnastics Club, |

127 | Fencing Team C... |

128 | ...Intermediate Phys Ed... |

129 | ...and I dabble in Riflery. |

130 | Though I'm not very good. |

131 | ♪ Change your mind... |

132 | In my personal time, |

133 | I enjoy taking walks |

134 | and watching movies with my dad, |

135 | gardening-- also with my dad-- |

136 | and participating in my family book club. |

137 | We're still trying to get my brother on board. |

138 | He'll come around when he's ready. |

139 | My reproductive organs are intact, |

140 | my hygiene well-maintained, |

141 | and yet I have been unable to |

142 | find a suitable marriage partner. |

143 | At least, one I'm not related to. |

144 | And we have rules about that for a reason. |

145 | ♪I'll ever love... |

146 | So, it is with sound mind and body |

147 | that I hereby submit my application to the council |

148 | to participate in the Triennial Trade with Vault 32. |

149 | ♪Don't let the moon break your heart ♪ |

150 | ♪ ♪ |

151 | [chimes] |

152 | ♪You're the only one ♪ |

153 | ♪You're the only one I'll ever love ♪♪ |

154 | [sighs happily] |

155 | [cheerful music playing] |

156 | Norman. |

157 | [beeps] |

158 | [soft chuckle] |

159 | ♪ ♪ |

160 | Hmm. |

161 | Feels a little tight. |

162 | Won't be for long. |

163 | On my wedding night, that dress got off almost as fast as Burt did. |

164 | Huh. |

165 | [exhales] |

166 | Oh, gosh. After ten years of cousin stuff, |

167 | I'm definitely excited for the real thing. |

168 | Oh, Lucy. |

169 | I am just excited for us to raise our kids together. |

170 | [soft chuckle] |

171 | [chuckles] |

172 | [optimistic music playing] |

173 | [projector clicking] |

174 | [pulsing, intriguing music playing] |

175 | [chuckles] Dad. |

176 | -My little Sugarbomb. -Oh. [chuckles] |

177 | Oh. |

178 | Gosh, you look just like your mother. |

179 | Yeah. I wish she was here. |

180 | Me, too. |

181 | Were you scared? |

182 | -When you married Mom? -Me? [scoffs] |

183 | Terrified. |

184 | [both laugh] |

185 | Well, I'd never stepped foot outside Vault 31. |

186 | When did it go away? |

187 | The moment I met your mother. |

188 | [inaudible dialogue] |

189 | [sentimental music playing] |

190 | From that moment on, Vault 31 was a distant memory to me. |

191 | Overseer, it's time. |

192 | [optimistic music playing] |

193 | [door whooshes open] |

194 | [door stops] |

195 | [Norm] Must be nerve-racking. |

196 | Your husband could be anybody. |

197 | I'm aware. |

198 | -And as for his looks? -Who knows? |

199 | Big butt? No butt? |

200 | But, of course, |

201 | it's just superficial concerns. It's what's on the inside that counts. |

202 | That's right. |

203 | And in that respect, he could be a cannibal, or just like |

204 | crammed full of tumors. |

205 | -Norman. -[door whooshes open] |

206 | Sorry, Dad. |

207 | [suspenseful music playing] |

208 | [rumbling] |

209 | [Hank] Gate-Keeper. |

210 | -Chet. -Honestly... |

211 | textbook tumbler jam. |

212 | It's gonna take some time to fix. |

213 | Probably best if we reschedule with the 32s |

214 | -until maintenance and I can... -Chet. |

215 | What's going on? |

216 | Lucy, I love you. |

217 | We all know that, Chet. |

218 | Messing around with your cousin, |

219 | it's all well and good for kids, but it's not a sustainable, |

220 | long-term sexual practice, you know? |

221 | Yeah, I know. |

222 | [alarm buzzing] |

223 | Welcome, neighbors from Vault 32. |

224 | I am Hank MacLean, |

225 | overseer of Vault 33. |

226 | Lee Moldaver, overseer of 32. |

227 | Thank you for your hospitality. |

228 | Oh, we were sorry to hear of Overseer Jackson's passing |

229 | in your telegrams. |

230 | When blight hit our wheat, |

231 | we lost a lot of good people, but this trade |

232 | will help us get back on our feet. |

233 | Yes, well, as arranged, we offer you seed and parts |

234 | -for machinery. -In exchange, we offer you a breeder. |

235 | So... [chuckles] |

236 | who am I marrying? [chuckles] |

237 | [tense music playing] |

238 | I'm Lucy. |

239 | Do you have a name? |

240 | Monty. |

241 | Lucky. |

242 | [♪ Connie Conway: "Who Do You Suppose"] |

243 | [applause] |

244 | ♪Who do you suppose ♪ |

245 | ♪I really love ♪ |

246 | ♪Who do you suppose ♪ |

247 | ♪I'm thinking of ♪ |

248 | ♪Who do you suppose ♪ |

249 | ♪I dream of... |

250 | So, what's your sperm count? |

251 | ♪And whose loving arms... |

252 | Uh... |

253 | Your vault's doctor must check every physical, no? |

254 | I mean, sperm is pretty important in perpetuating America. |

255 | -[laughs] -[Steph] Stop. |

256 | [applause] |

257 | Good evening and welcome to the proud denizens |

258 | of Vault 32. |

259 | [applause] |

260 | We are bonded |

261 | not just as neighbors |

262 | but by a shared duty. |

263 | To keep the candle of civilization lit. |

264 | While the rest of the world has been cast |

265 | into darkness. |

266 | Soon, |

267 | if our measurements are correct, |

268 | radiation levels on the surface are dropping fast enough |

269 | that the next generation, Lucy and Monty's children, |

270 | will be able to recolonize. |

271 | -[laughs] -[applause] |

272 | -Whoo! -[cheering] |

273 | [Hank] Yes. |

274 | After 200 years... |

275 | ...we don't know much about what's up there. |

276 | Desperation, violence, |

277 | lawlessness. |

278 | These survivors will need to be shown |

279 | a better way. |

280 | I'll admit I'm sometimes afraid |

281 | that mean old world will change us instead. |

282 | But then I look at my daughter... |

283 | [chuckles] |

284 | [Hank] ...who's such a beautiful bride, and her new husband. |

285 | And I am not afraid. |

286 | I feel hope. |

287 | To Lucy MacLean. |

288 | -And to this marriage. -[applause] |

289 | And to hope. |

290 | [cheering] |

291 | Let's dance. [laughs] Hit it. |

292 | -[♪ The Castells: "Some Enchanted Evening"] -♪Who can explain it? ♪ |

293 | ♪Who can tell you why? ♪ |

294 | ♪Fools give you reasons ♪ |

295 | ♪Wise men never ♪ |

296 | ♪Try ♪ |

297 | -♪ Some enchanted evening ♪ -♪Some enchanted evening ♪ |

298 | ♪When you find your true love ♪ |

299 | ♪When you feel her call you ♪ |

300 | Let's dance. |

301 | ♪Whoa, across a crowded room ♪ |

302 | ♪Then fly ♪ |

303 | ♪To her side ♪ |

304 | ♪Then fly to her side ♪♪ |

305 | [music fades] |

306 | -[♪ Mari Jones with Johnny Moore's Band: "Start It Slow"] -♪So, listen ♪ |

307 | ♪My prince... |

308 | -[laughter] -You're the worst. |

309 | Show me to my new home? |

310 | ♪For you ♪ |

311 | ♪But love's got a right to lose ♪ |

312 | ♪So take my advice... |

313 | [Lucy]This is us. |

314 | [door whooshes] |

315 | Ah, isn't it great? |

316 | Every big moment of our lives |

317 | is gonna happen right here. |

318 | Picture the Christmas mornings around the tree. |

319 | We have everything |

320 | with the hand-me-downs; an icebox, a blender. |

321 | -They-they even gave us... -[clothes hitting floor] |

322 | Huh. |

323 | Okey dokey. |

324 | -[♪ Scatman Crothers: "Keep That Coffee Hot"] -♪Just keep that coffee hot ♪ |

325 | ♪Keep it hot ♪ |

326 | ♪Be sure to make a lot ♪ |

327 | ♪I'll make a lot ♪ |

328 | ♪Your coffee hits the spot ♪ |

329 | ♪It hits the spot ♪ |

330 | ♪So keep that coffee hot ♪ |

331 | ♪So keep it hot ♪ |

332 | -♪I love your coffeepot ♪ -♪I love your pot ♪ |

333 | ♪So keep that coffee hot ♪ |

334 | [music continues in distance] |

335 | -♪So keep that coffee hot ♪ -♪Keep it hot ♪ |

336 | -[fading] ♪Be sure to make a lot ♪ -♪I'll make a lot ♪♪ |

337 | [ominous music playing] |

338 | [♪ Carl Coccomo: "A Nervous Kiss"] |

339 | -♪A nervous kiss ♪ -[Monty exhales] |

340 | ♪That silent bliss ♪ |

341 | ♪The moon watched from above ♪ |

342 | [chuckles] |

343 | ♪A million strings ♪ |

344 | ♪With notes that cling ♪ |

345 | ♪Play music to two hearts in love ♪ |

346 | [wipes] |

347 | ♪Though I adored ♪ |

348 | ♪The times before ♪ |

349 | ♪They never felt like this ♪♪ |

350 | [ominous music playing] |

351 | Hello? |

352 | [faint booming in distance] |

353 | [grunts] |

354 | [faucet running] |

355 | [distant yelling] |

356 | [suspenseful music playing] |

357 | [woman screams in distance] |

358 | [dramatic music playing] |

359 | [peaking] |

360 | [Lucy] You're from the surface. |

361 | Raiders. |

362 | [intense music playing] |

363 | [grunting] |

364 | [screams] |

365 | -Ah... -[high-pitched ringing] |

366 | [muffled groaning] |

367 | [Lucy panting] |

368 | [Monty] Just so you know... |

369 | ...this was the best day of my life. |

370 | [grunts] |

371 | [screams] |

372 | [knife slashes] |

373 | [screams] |

374 | [knife pierces flesh] |

375 | [Lucy panting] |

376 | [alarm blaring] |

377 | [gurgles] |

378 | [panting] |

379 | [yells] |

380 | [labored breathing] |

381 | [dramatic music playing] |

382 | [hissing] |

383 | [grunts] |

384 | [alarm continues blaring] |

385 | [gasps] |

386 | ♪ ♪ |

387 | ♪ ♪ |

388 | -[♪ The Castells: "Some Enchanted Evening"] -♪Who can explain it? ♪ |

389 | ♪Who can tell you why? ♪ |

390 | ♪Fools give you reasons ♪ |

391 | ♪Wise men never ♪ |

392 | ♪Try ♪ |

393 | ♪Some enchanted evening ♪ |

394 | ♪Some enchanted evening ♪ |

395 | -♪When you find your true love ♪ -[yelling] |

396 | ♪When you feel her call you ♪ |

397 | ♪Whoa, across ♪ |

398 | ♪A crowded room ♪ |

399 | ♪Then fly to her side ♪ |

400 | ♪Then fly... |

401 | Get that jelly mold out of here! |

402 | ♪And make her your own ♪ |

403 | ♪Or all through your life ♪ |

404 | ♪You may dream ♪ |

405 | ♪All alone ♪ |

406 | ♪Some enchanted evening ♪ |

407 | ♪Some enchanted evening ♪ |

408 | ♪You may see a stranger ♪ |

409 | [gasps] |

410 | ♪You may see a stranger ♪ |

411 | ♪Across ♪ |

412 | ♪A crowded room ♪ |

413 | ♪And somehow you know ♪ |

414 | ♪And somehow you know ♪ |

415 | ♪You know ♪ |

416 | -♪ Even then ♪ -[screaming] |

417 | ♪That somewhere ♪ |

418 | ♪You'll see her ♪ |

419 | ♪Again and again... |

420 | Whoa, whoa, whoa. Easy, pal. |

421 | [grunts] |

422 | Sir, please don't make me use force. |

423 | [hissing] |

424 | Oh, geez. |

425 | [grunting] |

426 | ♪Some enchanted evening ♪ |

427 | ♪Some enchanted evening ♪ |

428 | ♪When you find your true love ♪♪ |

429 | [dark music playing] |

430 | [yells] |

431 | ♪ ♪ |

432 | ♪ ♪ |

433 | ♪ ♪ |

434 | [steady beeping] |

435 | [panting] |

436 | [Moldaver] Welcome. |

437 | [suspenseful music playing] |

438 | Oh. |

439 | I think I know who you are. |

440 | Everyone knows who I am. |

441 | But do they know who they are? |

442 | They are the product |

443 | of one of life's tricky little choices. |

444 | So I'm gonna offer you a choice. |

445 | Them or her. |

446 | [somber music playing] |

447 | [beeping] |

448 | [Lucy] Hey. |

449 | H-Hey, stop. |

450 | -Dad. Wait. -Lucy, please. |

451 | We have to-- |

452 | -No. Stop. -[door locks] |

453 | You are my world. |

454 | -Dad. Dad! Dad! -[pounding on door] |

455 | Stop! Stop it! Dad! |

456 | You look like your mother. |

457 | Where are you taking him? |

458 | To the real world. |

459 | You should see it sometime. |

460 | [dramatic music playing] |

461 | No, wait. |

462 | Stop! |

463 | Stop! Stop! |

464 | Maybe you should do what you do best. |

465 | -Stop! -Run and hide. |

466 | [beeps] |

467 | [panting] |

468 | [rapid beeping] |

469 | [wind whooshing] |

470 | [♪ Johnny Cash: "So Doggone Lonesome"] |

471 | ♪I do my best to hide... |

472 | -[all shouting] -Hit him again. |

473 | ♪I try to make believe ♪ |

474 | ♪There's nothing wrong... |

475 | Wait, wait, wait, wait. |

476 | Kickin' your ass. You like that, huh? |

477 | [grunts] |

478 | ♪That you're gone ♪♪ |

479 | Yo, let's go, let's go. |

480 | [panting] |

481 | [Dane] Hey. [grunts] |

482 | How's your nose? |

483 | [grunts] |

484 | I can still smell, it's just... |

485 | mostly blood. |

486 | Flesh is weak, but steel endures. |

487 | I-I know. |

488 | [song resumes] |

489 | -Come on. -Yeah. |

490 | Uh-huh. [grunts] |

491 | Yeah. |

492 | ♪If they ask me, I guess I'd be denying ♪ |

493 | ♪That I've been unhappy all alone ♪ |

494 | ♪But if they heard my heart, they'd hear it crying ♪ |

495 | ♪"Where's my darling, when's she coming home?" ♪♪ |

496 | [Felix] It is the duty of the Brotherhood of Steel |

497 | to secure the Wasteland. |

498 | One day as squires, you will help knights |

499 | find and identify prewar tech. |

500 | Aspirant Maximus. |

501 | Can you identify this relic? |

502 | It's a... [clears throat] |

503 | ...rotor? |

504 | [grunts] |

505 | [Felix] A circuit. |

506 | The ability to defend yourself is but one part of your training. |

507 | We are the finders and the preservers. |

508 | Unless you know what to find and preserve, |

509 | you are more useful as a corpse. |

510 | [whirring] |

511 | [atmospheric music playing] |

512 | [quiet murmuring] |

513 | ♪ ♪ |

514 | Yeah, look at that shit. |

515 | [dramatic music playing] |

516 | -[aspirant] What kind of model is that? -It's the T-60. |

517 | Imagine getting to put on one of those every day. |

518 | Wonder why they're here. |

519 | [officer] [over radio]A-17. |

520 | A-20. |

521 | B-11. |

522 | N-24. |

523 | [grunts] |

524 | [insects buzzing] |

525 | Come on, I got something I want to show you. |

526 | Latrine duty's a two-person job. |

527 | [sighs] I said come on. |

528 | That hole of shit isn't going anywhere. |

529 | [laughs softly] |

530 | [cans chiming] |

531 | [atmospheric music] |

532 | ♪ ♪ |

533 | [Shortsight] Aspirant Dane? |

534 | -Th-This was my idea. He didn't want-- -You're being summoned. Come with me. |

535 | [somber music playing] |

536 | [♪ Johnny Cash: "All Over Again"] |

537 | ♪Every time I look at you, I fall in love ♪ |

538 | ♪All over again ♪ |

539 | -[grunting] -♪Every time I think of you ♪ |

540 | ♪It all begins ♪ |

541 | ♪All over again... |

542 | [whooping in distance] |

543 | -[cheering] -[applause] |

544 | What's going on? |

545 | A bunch of us were chosen to get anointed. |

546 | [Thaddeus] Hey. |

547 | -What's your title gonna be? -Squire. To Knight Titus. |

548 | And get this, we're going to the Wilds. |

549 | -[cheering] -Hell yeah, you are! |

550 | [Maximus] Dane... |

551 | [others] [chanting] Dane! Dane! Dane! |

552 | Dane! Dane! Dane! Dane! |

553 | Dane! Dane! Dane! Dane! Dane! Dane! |

554 | [cheering] |

555 | [laughter] |

556 | [indistinct chatter] |

557 | -[aspirant 1] Hey, you're next, you're next. -[aspirant 2] Yeah. |

558 | [haunting music playing] |

559 | [grunting] |

560 | [shouting] |

561 | [laughter in distance] |

562 | [Dane screaming] |

563 | What happened? |

564 | [Dane panting] |

565 | Give me that. |

566 | [intense, ominous music playing] |

567 | [♪ Connie Conway: "Brighter Side"] |

568 | ♪There's a brighter side ♪ |

569 | ♪To every dark, dark cloud ♪ |

570 | ♪And there's a smiling face ♪ |

571 | ♪In every crowd ♪ |

572 | [groaning] |

573 | ♪All your troubles will soon fade away ♪ |

574 | ♪There's a brighter ♪ |

575 | ♪Brighter ♪ |

576 | ♪ Side ♪♪ |

577 | [indistinct chatter] |

578 | [Reg] Everyone settle. |

579 | I have a proposal for the assembly. |

580 | We send a search party to the surface to find my dad. |

581 | -[grumbling] -[man] To the surface? |

582 | [Lucy] We can spare four people from farm duty |

583 | for up to two weeks, |

584 | even with our dwindled numbers. |

585 | Sorry, Lucy, but you're talking about |

586 | opening the outer vault door? |

587 | Just for under a minute. |

588 | Okay? It's just enough time to-- |

589 | Okay, I-I know we're just... we're brainstorming here, |

590 | and there's no bad ideas in a brainstorm... |

591 | -[man] Maybe for you. -...but that's not something |

592 | that we ever do |

593 | or have ever done, never, ever, ever. |

594 | I-I know, I know that. |

595 | I know we're all hurting right now, |

596 | but our first priority |

597 | has to be to maintain the security of this vault. |

598 | That means not opening any of our doors. |

599 | Well said, Betty. |

600 | [Woody] Yes, thank you, Betty. |

601 | Okay, let's move on. |

602 | [Norm] They don't want to find Dad. |

603 | If they did, they wouldn't get to be in charge. |

604 | [quiet, dramatic music playing] |

605 | [sighs] |

606 | ♪ ♪ |

607 | [pulsing, dramatic music playing] |

608 | Hey, Davey. |

609 | -Hey. -How's your day going? |

610 | Bad as everyone else's. |

611 | [groans] |

612 | [mutters] |

613 | [horn blares] |

614 | [horn blares] |

615 | [horn blares] |

616 | [dramatic, ethereal music playing] |

617 | [Lucy] Hold the elevator. |

618 | ♪ ♪ |

619 | Take care of Norm |

620 | till I'm back, okay? |

621 | I can't. |

622 | I'm going with you. |

623 | -Chet-- -What you're doing is insane. |

624 | You don't even know which way to go. |

625 | It isn't like the vault out there. |

626 | It's big. |

627 | [horn blares] |

628 | Chet... |

629 | I'm not letting anyone else |

630 | get hurt on my behalf. |

631 | Okay? |

632 | ♪ ♪ |

633 | Oh, Lucy. |

634 | Oh, okay. There we go. |

635 | [exclaims] |

636 | I just tranq'd him. |

637 | And I'll do the same to you if you try to follow me. |

638 | I'm too chicken. |

639 | Thanks. |

640 | [emotional music playing] |

641 | [horn blares] |

642 | [pulsing, dramatic music playing] |

643 | [exhales] |

644 | I'm bringing him home. |

645 | [horn blares] |

646 | [whirring] |

647 | [horn blares] |

648 | [horn blares] |

649 | ♪ ♪ |

650 | Stop! |

651 | Lucy! |

652 | Are you mad? |

653 | Young lady, come back here right away! |

654 | [Reg] Lucy! |

655 | Lucy, no! |

656 | -That didn't work. -[horn blares] |

657 | [tense percussive music playing] |

658 | [door clanking] |

659 | [gasps] |

660 | [rad meter peaking] |

661 | [ominous, eerie music playing] |

662 | ♪ ♪ |

663 | [waves crashing] |

664 | [uplifting music playing] |

665 | Okey dokey. |

666 | [exhales] |

667 | [gasps] |

668 | [door closes] |

669 | We have given you a name. |

670 | Food. |

671 | Education. |

672 | A place in the world. |

673 | So... |

674 | …we expect you to give us |

675 | the truth. |

676 | Why did you join the Brotherhood? |

677 | To hurt the people who hurt me. |

678 | [mysterious music playing] |

679 | I understand you're a friend of Aspirant Dane. |

680 | Yes. |

681 | You're aware of their injury? |

682 | Yes. |

683 | Do you know who did it? |

684 | No. |

685 | Your fellow aspirants say it was you. |

686 | No, I… [stammering] |

687 | I-I wouldn't... |

688 | Why not? |

689 | Your friend was promoted, you were not. |

690 | You have ambitions, don't you? |

691 | [suspenseful music playing] |

692 | [knight] Speak. |

693 | [stammers] I didn't. |

694 | I didn't do it. I did not. I... |

695 | [stammers] I wanted it to happen. Is that wrong? |

696 | Yes. |

697 | [chuckles] |

698 | Yes. |

699 | Violence... |

700 | is merely a tool. |

701 | We use it to bring order to the Wasteland, but |

702 | violence against a Brother of Steel |

703 | is a sign of weakness. |

704 | But are you? |

705 | Weak? |

706 | [stammers] I don't want to be. I... |

707 | You have anything else to say |

708 | in your defense? |

709 | I just... |

710 | I just... |

711 | I-I want to thank you. |

712 | [stammers] |

713 | For your guidance and... |

714 | for giving me a home. |

715 | I-I had no place in the world. |

716 | So... |

717 | …if I can help the Brotherhood make it better... |

718 | ...Eden or whatever... |

719 | ...even if it means giving my own life... |

720 | ...I'll do it. |

721 | [heavy thudding] |

722 | And I'd be grateful to the Brotherhood for giving my life meaning. |

723 | Good boy. |

724 | Then you will be Knight Titus' |

725 | new squire. |

726 | [breathing shakily] |

727 | [suspenseful music playing] |

728 | [man coughing] |

729 | It's not so bad. |

730 | At least here no one steals your rations. |

731 | They said I'll still have a place at the Brotherhood. |

732 | But I heard you got my spot. |

733 | You know who did it? |

734 | [sputters] |

735 | Oh, I've narrowed it down to any one of those assholes. |

736 | [laughter] |

737 | -[Thaddeus] Yeah. -[aspirant] You like that? |

738 | -No! -There you are. |

739 | -Ah! Yeah! -Stop it! |

740 | [aspirant] He likes it. |

741 | They asked if it was you. |

742 | Yeah, they asked me the same thing. |

743 | I told 'em you wouldn't hurt a fly. |

744 | [intriguing music playing] |

745 | [Felix] Aspirant Maximus. |

746 | It is your most sacred duty to protect the Brotherhood. |

747 | After which, it is your most sacred duty to protect the mission. |

748 | After which, it is your most sacred duty |

749 | to protect your lord Knight Titus. |

750 | Do you accept? |

751 | ♪ ♪ |

752 | Our mission comes from the highest clerics |

753 | in the Commonwealth. |

754 | It is believed |

755 | that a denizen |

756 | of the Enclave |

757 | has escaped. |

758 | [quietly] The Enclave's real? |

759 | And that he has with him an object... |

760 | ...of profound potential... |

761 | ...to harm our nation |

762 | or to save it. |

763 | Each knight in this legion |

764 | will search a section of the Wilds for this target. |

765 | Brothers... |

766 | -[grunting] -...we exist |

767 | for moments such as these. |

768 | Go forth |

769 | with honor! |

770 | And may the shape of the future |

771 | be cut by your sword! |

772 | [cheering] |

773 | Approximation of the target for your lord. |

774 | You're dismissed, Aspirant. |

775 | [dramatic music playing] |

776 | [whirring] |

777 | [indistinct radio transmission] |

778 | ♪ ♪ |

779 | -[gunfire in distance] -[lively music playing] |

780 | [cheering] |

781 | [weapon launches] |

782 | [groaning] |

783 | [groans] |

784 | [thud] |

785 | [tense music playing] |

786 | [Slim] How do we know which grave? |

787 | [Honcho] Well, Slim, we look for the fresh one. |

788 | Dom Pedro has our friend dug up once a year. |

789 | Cuts some pieces off and puts him right back in the ground. |

790 | Bingo. |

791 | Shit. |

792 | You're telling me this supreme badass we're looking for |

793 | is a godforsaken mutant? |

794 | Have some respec'. |

795 | That's your prospective coworker you's talking about |

796 | and our ticket to a big payoff. |

797 | Thought you said you knew this guy. |

798 | I said I knew of him. |

799 | My pop worked with him once. |

800 | Your pop? |

801 | How long's this asshole been moldering in the ground? |

802 | How do we know he's not feral? |

803 | That is why |

804 | -we brought... -[clucking] |

805 | ...our little friend. |

806 | A feral ghoul can't abide a chicken. |

807 | If he goes for her, we kill him. |

808 | [tense music playing] |

809 | [clucking] |

810 | [grunting] |

811 | [groaning] |

812 | -Whoa, whoa. -[panting] |

813 | [grunting] |

814 | [jangling] |

815 | [creaking] |

816 | [coyote howls in distance] |

817 | [eerie music playing] |

818 | [breathing heavily] |

819 | [leather creaking] |

820 | [grunts, gasps] |

821 | [shuddering] |

822 | [coughing] |

823 | [hawks, spits] |

824 | [groaning] |

825 | -[cracking] -[groaning] |

826 | [vocalist yodeling] |

827 | [tense music playing] |

828 | Ah. |

829 | Well, well, well. |

830 | Why, is this an Amish production ofThe Count of Monte Cristo or... |

831 | just the weirdest circle jerk I've ever been invited to? |

832 | [laughing] |

833 | Welcome back. |

834 | I'm Honcho. |

835 | Now, you don't even know us-- |

836 | No. |

837 | I do not. |

838 | [clucking] |

839 | Does that count? |

840 | Sh-Should I shoot him? |

841 | Would you shut the fuck up? |

842 | We, uh... |

843 | we got a proposition for you. |

844 | A bounty came down. |

845 | A huge one. |

846 | Enough to be a... |

847 | last score for me and whoever's with me. |

848 | Yeah. Now, somebody made a run... |

849 | ...from the Enclave. |

850 | Well, what makes you think I'd give a good goddamn about that? |

851 | It ain't where they's running from I figured you'd be interested in. |

852 | It's where they's running to. |

853 | That witch Moldaver. |

854 | In California. |

855 | That's where you from, ain't it? |

856 | Originally, I mean. |

857 | [vocalist yodeling] |

858 | Now, what the fuck would you know about where I'm from? |

859 | Well, that don't sound like gratitude, do it, boys? |

860 | How about we put you right back in that hole |

861 | so Dom Pedro can have his fun with you for the next 30 years? |

862 | [tense music playing] |

863 | [breathing heavily] |

864 | Well, I tell you what, boys, |

865 | whenever somebody says... |

866 | ...they're doing one last job, that usually means their heart's not in it. |

867 | Probably never was. |

868 | But for me, |

869 | well... |

870 | I do this shit for the love of the game. |

871 | [dramatic music playing] |

872 | [grunting] |

873 | [whimpers] |

874 | [gasping] |

875 | [ominous music playing] |

876 | [Ghoul] You right, friend, about one thing. |

877 | This right here |

878 | was your last job. |

879 | My paycheck wasn't quite what you expected, but... |

880 | well, you know what they say. |

881 | Us cowpokes... |

882 | [grunting] |

883 | [thud] |

884 | ...we take it as it comes. |

885 | [dramatic music playing] |

886 | [chicken clucking] |

887 | [♪ Sheldon Allman: "Crawl Out through the Fallout"] |

888 | ♪Crawl out through the fallout, baby ♪ |

889 | ♪When they drop that bomb ♪ |

890 | ♪Crawl out through the fallout ♪ |

891 | ♪With the greatest of aplomb ♪ |

892 | ♪When your white count's getting higher ♪ |

893 | ♪Hurry, don't delay ♪ |

894 | ♪I'll hold you close and kiss those ♪ |

895 | ♪Radiation burns away ♪ |

896 | ♪Crawl out through the fallout, baby ♪ |

897 | ♪To my loving arms ♪ |

898 | ♪Through the rain of strontium-90 ♪ |

899 | ♪Think about your hero ♪ |

900 | ♪When you're at ground zero ♪ |

901 | ♪And crawl out through the fallout back to me ♪ |

902 | ♪Why don't you crawl out through the fallout back to me? ♪ |

903 | ♪Why don't you crawl out through the fallout back to me? ♪ |

904 | ♪Why don't you crawl out through the fallout back to... ♪ |

905 | ♪Me? ♪♪ |

906 | [lighter flicks] |

907 | Oh... hello there. |

908 | Now, how about we turn on some lights? |

909 | [jarring music playing] |

910 | [Wilzig]You need to go home. |

911 | Vault dwellers are an endangered species here. |

912 | I'm not going back without my dad. |

913 | [Betty]You could have destroyed the last vestiges of civilization. |

914 | [Dervin]What are you looking at? |

915 | [Norm]A murderer in a cage? |

916 | [Dervin]I don't know what the people of Vault 32 were up to, |

917 | but it was anything but innocent. |

918 | [Lucy]What happened up here? |

919 | [Maximus] I think everybody wants to save the world. |

920 | They just disagree on how. |

921 | [Lucy]I wonder if anyone survived. |

922 | [Roger]How long since you first started |

923 | wastelanding? |

924 | A long time. |

925 | [snarls] |

926 | [Lucy]What are you? |

927 | [Ghoul]Oh, I'm you, sweetie. |

928 | Just give it a little time. |

929 | Welcome. |

930 | What the fudge? |

931 | [Sebastian]Forget Hollywood. |

932 | You're a product, I'm a product. |

933 | The end of the world |

934 | is a product. |

935 | [Charles]Vault-Tec is a trillion-dollar company that owns half of everything. |

936 | [Cooper]I guess everything's a conspiracy, right? |

937 | [Charles]Unless the people do something about it. |

938 | [Ghoul]Ain't much stays clean up here, Vaultie. |

939 | You'll see. |

940 | -[roars] -[screams] |

941 | [Ghoul]You look out at this wasteland... |

942 | ...looks like chaos. |

943 | But there's always somebody behind the wheel. |

944 | ♪ ♪ |

945 | [atmospheric music playing] |

946 | ♪ ♪ |

947 | ♪ ♪ |

948 | [♪ The Ink Spots: "Into Each Life Some Rain Must Fall"] |

949 | [dogs whining] |

950 | ♪Into each life ♪ |

951 | ♪Some rain must fall ♪ |

952 | [puppy yelps] |

953 | ♪But too much is falling ♪ |

954 | ♪ In mine ♪ |

955 | [whimpers] |

956 | ♪Into each heart ♪ |

957 | ♪ Some tears must fall ♪ |

958 | ♪But someday the sun ♪ |

959 | ♪ Will shine ♪ |

960 | [dogs barking] |

961 | ♪Some folks can lose the blues ♪ |

962 | ♪ In their hearts ♪ |

963 | ♪But when I think of you... |

964 | [doctor] May I? |

965 | ♪Another shower starts ♪ |

966 | So good. |

967 | ♪Into each life ♪ |

968 | -♪Some rain ♪ -Come on. |

969 | -♪Must fall ♪ -Thank you. |

970 | ♪But too much is falling in mine ♪ |

971 | ♪Into each life ♪ |

972 | ♪Some rain must fall ♪ |

973 | ♪But too much ♪ |

974 | ♪Too much is fallin' in mine ♪ |

975 | ♪Into each heart ♪ |

976 | ♪Some tears must fall ♪ |

977 | ♪But someday ♪ |

978 | ♪ The sun will shine ♪ |

979 | ♪Some folks can lose... |

980 | Yes. Okay. |

981 | ♪The blues in their hearts ♪ |

982 | -♪But when I think of you ♪ -Hey, let's look at this. |

983 | ♪Another ♪ |

984 | -♪ Shower starts ♪ -Okay. Oh! |

985 | ♪Into each life ♪ |

986 | ♪Some rain must fall ♪ |

987 | Sit. |

988 | -♪But too much ♪ -[CX404 whimpers] |

989 | -♪ Is fallin' in mine… -Sit. |

990 | Sit. |

991 | Sit. Sit. |

992 | -♪Every life ♪ -Good girl. |

993 | ♪Some rain has got to fall ♪ |

994 | -♪But too much of that stuff is ♪ -Come on. |

995 | -♪Fallin' ♪ -Bed. |

996 | ♪Into mine... |

997 | Is that a good place for you? |

998 | ♪And into each heart ♪ |

999 | ♪ Some tears gotta fall ♪ |

1000 | ♪But I know that someday that sun is bound to shine ♪ |

1001 | ♪Some folks can lose ♪ |

1002 | ♪The blues in their hearts ♪ |

1003 | ♪But when I think of you ♪ |

1004 | ♪ Another shower starts ♪ |

1005 | ♪ Into each life ♪ |

1006 | ♪Some rain must fall ♪ |

1007 | ♪But too much is ♪ |

1008 | ♪ Fallin' in mine ♪♪ |

1009 | [dark, dramatic music playing] |

1010 | Aah! |

1011 | [device buzzes, whirrs] |

1012 | [groans] |

1013 | [panting] |

1014 | [CX404 whines] |

1015 | It's okay. |

1016 | -["Into Each Life Some Rain Must Fall" resumes] -♪Some folks can lose ♪ |

1017 | ♪The blues in their hearts ♪ |

1018 | ♪But when I think of you ♪ |

1019 | ♪ Another shower starts ♪ |

1020 | Come. |

1021 | -♪Into each life ♪ -Get in there. Go on. |

1022 | -Get in your bed. -♪Some rain must fall ♪ |

1023 | -♪But too much ♪ -[whimpers] |

1024 | -♪Is fallin' in mine ♪♪ -[door opens] |

1025 | -[ominous music playing] -What is that? |

1026 | [muffled, indistinct conversation] |

1027 | [growls] |

1028 | [alarm blares] |

1029 | [man screaming] |

1030 | [CX404 growling] |

1031 | -[crunch] -[CX404 growls] |

1032 | [alarm wailing] |

1033 | [intense music playing] |

1034 | Go, go, go, go, go, go. |

1035 | [♪ Bing Crosby: "Don't Fence Me In"] |

1036 | ♪Oh, give me land, lots of land ♪ |

1037 | ♪Under starry skies above ♪ |

1038 | ♪Don't fence me in ♪ |

1039 | ♪Let me ride through the wide open country ♪ |

1040 | ♪ That I love ♪ |

1041 | ♪Don't fence me in ♪ |

1042 | ♪Let me be by myself ♪ |

1043 | ♪ In the evenin' breeze ♪ |

1044 | ♪And listen to the murmur ♪ |

1045 | ♪Of the cottonwood trees ♪ |

1046 | ♪Send me off forever ♪ |

1047 | ♪ But I ask you, please ♪ |

1048 | ♪ Don't fence me in ♪ |

1049 | ♪ Just turn me loose ♪ |

1050 | ♪Let me straddle my old saddle ♪ |

1051 | ♪Underneath the Western skies ♪ |

1052 | -[sighs] The heck? -♪On my Cayuse ♪ |

1053 | ♪Let me wander over yonder ♪ |

1054 | ♪ Till I see the mountains rise ♪ |

1055 | ♪I want to ride to the ridge ♪ |

1056 | ♪Where the West commences ♪ |

1057 | ♪And gaze at the moon ♪ |

1058 | ♪ Till I lose my senses ♪ |

1059 | ♪And I can't look at hobbles ♪ |

1060 | ♪And I can't stand fences ♪ |

1061 | ♪Don't fence me in ♪ |

1062 | ♪Let me be by myself ♪ |

1063 | ♪ In the evenin' breeze ♪ |

1064 | ♪ And listen to the murmur ♪ |

1065 | ♪ Of the cottonwood trees ♪ |

1066 | ♪Send me off forever ♪ |

1067 | ♪ But I ask you, please ♪ |

1068 | ♪Don't fence me in ♪♪ |

1069 | [haunting music playing] |

1070 | -["Don't Fence Me In" resumes] -♪Just turn me loose ♪ |

1071 | ♪Let me straddle my old saddle ♪ |

1072 | ♪Underneath the Western skies ♪ |

1073 | ♪On my Cayuse ♪ |

1074 | -♪Let me wander ♪ -[Lucy]A teepee of tinder |

1075 | -♪ Over yonder till I see the mountains rise... -for the tiniest kinder |

1076 | inside a kindling-cabin for old Abe Lincoln. |

1077 | -♪ I want to ride to the ridge ♪ -And... |

1078 | ♪Where the West commences ♪ |

1079 | ♪And gaze at the moon till I lose my senses ♪ |

1080 | ♪And I can't look at hobbles ♪ |

1081 | ♪And I can't stand fences ♪ |

1082 | ♪Don't fence me in ♪ |

1083 | ♪ No ♪ |

1084 | ♪Papa, don't you fence me in ♪♪ |

1085 | [low growling] |

1086 | [creature chittering] |

1087 | [barks] |

1088 | [creature squeals] |

1089 | [roach shrieking] |

1090 | [suspenseful music playing] |

1091 | [gasps] |

1092 | Before the war, |

1093 | people joked about cockroaches surviving a nuclear blast. |

1094 | But they didn't merely survive. |

1095 | They improved. |

1096 | [growls] |

1097 | Enlarged thorax to ward off attack. |

1098 | Extended antennae in order to hunt in packs. |

1099 | Incisors to help ingest larger prey. |

1100 | Such as yourself. |

1101 | You should know better than to light a fire after dark. |

1102 | Sir, I'm looking for my father. |

1103 | He was, uh, kidnapped by this woman named Moldaver. |

1104 | -Have you seen her? -Listen, |

1105 | you need to go home, miss. |

1106 | Vault dwellers are an endangered species here. |

1107 | You come from a world of rules, of laws. |

1108 | This place is indifferent to all of that. |

1109 | I do not think you would be willing to do |

1110 | what it takes to survive up here. |

1111 | I'm not going back without my dad. |

1112 | If you insist on staying, |

1113 | then you will have to adapt. |

1114 | Question is will you still want the same things... |

1115 | ...when you have become |

1116 | a different animal altogether? |

1117 | Four, come. |

1118 | Who are you? |

1119 | [creature growling in distance] |

1120 | [indistinct radio chatter] |

1121 | My lord Titus. |

1122 | I see you went with the tempered lining. |

1123 | On the T-60. |

1124 | Does that-that help with mobility? |

1125 | [distorted] Clean that. |

1126 | [tense music playing] |

1127 | ♪ ♪ |

1128 | Set us down. |

1129 | I'm bored and I want to shoot something. |

1130 | No, my lord, we were assigned to search a town called Filly. |

1131 | We're still miles from... |

1132 | Oh, God. Oh... |

1133 | [shouting] |

1134 | Oh! |

1135 | Fuck. |

1136 | [groans] |

1137 | ♪ ♪ |

1138 | [exhales] |

1139 | [sniffs] |

1140 | [creature roars in distance] |

1141 | Look, my lord. |

1142 | They were here. A man. |

1143 | And a dog. |

1144 | The target. |

1145 | Yes, they were-- |

1146 | [creature growls in distance] |

1147 | [distorted] Fuck. |

1148 | ♪ ♪ |

1149 | Go see if the target's in there. |

1150 | But-but, my l-my lord, I-I don't have armor. |

1151 | You earn the suit through acts of bravery. |

1152 | This is an act of bravery. |

1153 | But-but my lord, I-- |

1154 | An order, my squire. |

1155 | Move. |

1156 | See anything? |

1157 | What's the problem, dipshit? |

1158 | [creature growling softly] |

1159 | Oh, fuck! |

1160 | -[roars] -[shouts] |

1161 | Oh, fuck. Bear! |

1162 | -[roaring] -[grunting] |

1163 | Holy shit. |

1164 | [roars] |

1165 | Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! |

1166 | Oh, fuck! |

1167 | No, no, no, no! |

1168 | Fuck, fuck, fuck! |

1169 | Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! |

1170 | No! |

1171 | [eerie music playing] |

1172 | [growls] |

1173 | Whoa! Help! |

1174 | Oh! Help! |

1175 | Help me! |

1176 | Oh! Shoot it! |

1177 | Shoot it! |

1178 | [groaning] |

1179 | Shoot it! |

1180 | [Titus sighs] |

1181 | [sighs] |

1182 | Fuck. Fuck. |

1183 | Help. |

1184 | Get this fucking thing off me. |

1185 | Help. |

1186 | Help me. |

1187 | Oh, fuck. |

1188 | [groans] |

1189 | [normal voice] Oh, fuck. |

1190 | Fuck. Fuck this sh... |

1191 | Fuck! |

1192 | Where were you? |

1193 | Huh? |

1194 | This fucking place. |

1195 | There's always something |

1196 | to ruin your fuckin' day. |

1197 | This wasteland fucking sucks. |

1198 | The clerics, too. With their bullshit. |

1199 | Sending me on stupid missions |

1200 | for remnants that turn out to be... |

1201 | ...a fucking toaster oven. |

1202 | You know what you could do with a fucking toaster oven? |

1203 | Do you have any idea? [chuckles] |

1204 | [coughs] |

1205 | Get me a stimpak. |

1206 | What the fuck are you doing, man? |

1207 | Can you get me a fucking stimpak |

1208 | instead of just standing there? |

1209 | I'm asking you for a stimpak |

1210 | and you're looking at me... |

1211 | you're looking at me like you don't know what the fuck to do. |

1212 | I got a two-ton |

1213 | irradiated bear on my back, |

1214 | and you're standing there... |

1215 | You stupid motherfucker, |

1216 | you know this is all your fault. |

1217 | [ominous music playing] |

1218 | You know what they do to squires |

1219 | that don't do their fucking job? |

1220 | They string you up... |

1221 | ...Maximus, by your, uh, lungs, |

1222 | and they, uh, they hang you... |

1223 | ...and let the vultures come get you. |

1224 | [chuckles] |

1225 | That's what they're gonna do to you. |

1226 | [coughs] |

1227 | You got to be the worst fuckin' squire there is. |

1228 | This is all your fault. |

1229 | You dumb motherfucker, you. |

1230 | [coughs] |

1231 | [coughing] Get me a stimpak. |

1232 | Get me a stimpak! |

1233 | I can't breathe. [coughs] |

1234 | [coughing continuing] |

1235 | It is a knight's duty |

1236 | to better this fallen world. |

1237 | You don't deserve that armor. |

1238 | Oh, you think you do? |

1239 | [coughing] |

1240 | You fuck. |

1241 | They'll kill you for this. You... |

1242 | Not if I bring back the target. |

1243 | You... |

1244 | [coughs] |

1245 | [metal banging] |

1246 | Work, damn you! |

1247 | [Lucy] Hi, hello! Excuse me. |

1248 | Excuse me! |

1249 | Hi! |

1250 | May I approach? |

1251 | I ain't got weapons. |

1252 | -Oh... -Or money. |

1253 | It's okay, I just want to ask you for directions. |

1254 | Okay. |

1255 | Sorry. |

1256 | I'm-I'm a little lost. |

1257 | Hi. |

1258 | What's that you're working on? |

1259 | It's meant to be a water filter. |

1260 | No matter how much sand I put in it, I just get more sand. |

1261 | Well, h… have you tried water |

1262 | for the water filter? |

1263 | You got water? |

1264 | Oh, uh, would you like a sip? |

1265 | Here. |

1266 | -[continues guzzling] -Uh... sorry. Uh, s-sir, |

1267 | I actually-- I might-- |

1268 | I need that. |

1269 | Yeah, me too. |

1270 | Thank you. |

1271 | Somebody hands you a bottle of clean water, you drink it. |

1272 | Even if you're not thirsty, you drink it. |

1273 | Much as you can, anyway. |

1274 | Right. |

1275 | Uh, you haven't happened to have seen |

1276 | a group pass by with a prisoner, did you? |

1277 | No. |

1278 | You headed to Filly? |

1279 | W-What's Filly? |

1280 | A town. |

1281 | It's over that hill. |

1282 | Never been, myself. |

1283 | You've never been over that hill? |

1284 | Nah. It's too dangerous. |

1285 | People get killed in Filly all the time. |

1286 | That's where my daddy got killed, anyway. |

1287 | Couple brothers, too. |

1288 | Had a aunt as well. |

1289 | She got killed there once. |

1290 | I'm sorry to hear that. |

1291 | Oh, thank you. |

1292 | Sounds dangerous. |

1293 | Or you just stay here. |

1294 | Live with me. |

1295 | Could use a family. It helps with all the work. |

1296 | Uh... |

1297 | I-I'm okay, but, uh, |

1298 | thank you so much for the advice. |

1299 | -I'm real sick. Think I'm dying. -Oh... |

1300 | You wouldn't have to put up with me for too long. |

1301 | This could all be yours! |

1302 | I'm okay. |

1303 | Uh, thank you. |

1304 | You're a good person for not shooting me with that gun. |

1305 | Oh, it was really no problem. |

1306 | Bye! |

1307 | [dramatic music playing] |

1308 | ♪ ♪ |

1309 | [suit whirring] |

1310 | -[♪ Betty Hutton: "It's a Man"] -♪Girls ♪ |

1311 | ♪Girls ♪ |

1312 | ♪Watch out, watch out ♪ |

1313 | -Okay. -♪ There's a two-legged animal ♪ |

1314 | ♪ Running about ♪ |

1315 | ♪If it smokes a great big cigar ♪ |

1316 | -♪And it hangs around at a bar ♪ -[distorted laughing] |

1317 | ♪If it tells the biggest lies ♪ |

1318 | -♪ Wears the loudest ties ♪ -[shouts] |

1319 | -♪It's a man ♪ -[laughs] |

1320 | -♪If it walks, if it talks ♪ -[whoops] |

1321 | -♪If its habits are a little bit peculiar ♪ -[grunts] |

1322 | ♪If it brags and tries to make you think it's wonderful ♪ |

1323 | ♪ Be on the lookout, don't let it fool ya ♪ |

1324 | ♪But if it makes the moon up on high ♪ |

1325 | ♪More than just a light in the sky ♪ |

1326 | -Wow. -♪If it kisses you ♪ |

1327 | ♪ And you find you like it too ♪ |

1328 | -[chortles] Yes. -♪ Grab it ♪ |

1329 | -Yes! -♪ It's a man... |

1330 | [whoops] Fuck yeah! |

1331 | [music stops] |

1332 | [man screaming, wailing in distance] |

1333 | I was doing nothing wrong! |

1334 | [wailing] |

1335 | -No! -[farmer] That's right. |

1336 | [man shouting] |

1337 | No, stop hitting me! |

1338 | [farmer] I'm gonna fucking kill you, you son of a bitch. |

1339 | You fucking hear me? |

1340 | Unhand me, you fascist! No! |

1341 | [screams] |

1342 | -I'm gonna fucking murder you. -No! |

1343 | I'm gonna throttle your fuckin' ass! |

1344 | -[Maximus] Unhand him. -That's gonna be it. |

1345 | This is the end of your fuckin' days... |

1346 | -I said unhand him. -[groans] |

1347 | [both men panting] |

1348 | Oh. Oh… |

1349 | Ooh. Ooh. |

1350 | Oh. Oh. |

1351 | [laughs] Oh! Oh! |

1352 | How the tables turn! |

1353 | Thank you, Mr. Metal Man. |

1354 | Much obliged to you. |

1355 | And as for you, you stupid rube-- |

1356 | not the first time I've been persecuted |

1357 | for my scientific curiosity. |

1358 | -[chickens clucking] -Ah. |

1359 | Have a really bad day, sir. Toodles. |

1360 | You, sir, are a scholar and a gentleman. |

1361 | You should be commended. |

1362 | Oh! |

1363 | I'm sorry, okay? |

1364 | Don't-don't murder me. |

1365 | It's just... |

1366 | The guy was fucking my chickens. |

1367 | [Maximus] Okay. |

1368 | On your way, citizen. |

1369 | -["It's a Man" resumes] -♪Grab it ♪ |

1370 | ♪Hold it ♪ |

1371 | ♪For it's a man ♪♪ |

1372 | [atmospheric music playing] |

1373 | ♪ ♪ |

1374 | Mm. |

1375 | Hello there. |

1376 | My name is-- |

1377 | [indistinct chatter] |

1378 | [goats bleating] |

1379 | [barker] Everything you need to get by in the Wasteland. |

1380 | We got genuine, undiluted... |

1381 | [indistinct chatter continues] |

1382 | [coughing] |

1383 | [grunting] |

1384 | -Excuse me. -This a good one, this a good one. |

1385 | -This'll keep 'em away. -No, thank you. |

1386 | Dog meat! |

1387 | Fresh iguana. |

1388 | Can I interest you in some iguana? |

1389 | Oh, uh... I'm okay, thank you. |

1390 | Um, have you seen this man? |

1391 | Dog meat! |

1392 | Oh, uh, I'm okay, thank you. |

1393 | [clamoring, indistinct chatter continuing] |

1394 | ♪ ♪ |

1395 | ♪ ♪ |

1396 | [laughs] |

1397 | [townsman] Goddamn maggot! |

1398 | [grunting] |

1399 | Oh, sorry. |

1400 | [grunts] |

1401 | [lowing] |

1402 | [ominous music playing] |

1403 | Uh... hi there. |

1404 | I noticed that you have an assortment of Vault-Tec equipment. |

1405 | Uh-huh. |

1406 | And, uh, well, because these items |

1407 | technically belong to Vault-Tec... [chuckles] |

1408 | it would be safe to assume that you do business with criminals. |

1409 | Not judging you. |

1410 | Don't imagine there's that many other options up here. |

1411 | But I'm actually looking for one criminal in particular. |

1412 | Holy shit. |

1413 | You're an actual vault dweller. |

1414 | I am. |

1415 | [laughs] |

1416 | I thought all you sardine-fucking dipshits were dead. Barv! |

1417 | -Get in here. You got to see this. -Um, |

1418 | ma'am, the raider I'm looking for is about five-foot-nine. |

1419 | Barv. |

1420 | -A woman in her 50s, I think. -Barv! |

1421 | -Goes by the name of Moldaver. -Barv, get in here. You-- |

1422 | [tense music playing] |

1423 | -Get back to your fucking room, Barv. -Eh. |

1424 | I take it you know who she is. |

1425 | [sighs] Everyone knows who Moldaver is. |

1426 | Get out of here, vault dweller. |

1427 | Ma'am, this Moldaver broke into my vault, |

1428 | took my dad, and-and killed-- |

1429 | And I'm telling you you're gonna go through a whole lot worse |

1430 | if you stay around here. Trust me. |

1431 | I can tell by looking at you. |

1432 | Clean hair. [clicks tongue] |

1433 | Nice teeth. [smacks lips] Mm. |

1434 | And all ten fingers. |

1435 | Must be nice. |

1436 | Well, I know that it can't have been easy for you up here, |

1437 | what with all the murder and-and the dirt. |

1438 | But the mission of the vaults should be important to everyone. |

1439 | And why is that? |

1440 | Well, uh... |

1441 | Well, you see, the idea is, um... |

1442 | that... |

1443 | we're going to... |

1444 | save America. |

1445 | Ah! |

1446 | And when exactly were you planning on saving America? |

1447 | The vaults were nothing more |

1448 | than a hole in the ground for rich folks to hide in |

1449 | while the rest of the world burned. |

1450 | We vault dwellers recognize, |

1451 | uh, and are grateful for the privileged position we were born into, |

1452 | -and-- -You know what folks up here |

1453 | say about the vaults? |

1454 | What? |

1455 | Fuck the vaults. |

1456 | Mm-mm. |

1457 | Okay, well, uh... |

1458 | Thank you for your help, ma'am. |

1459 | [intriguing music playing] |

1460 | [indistinct chatter] |

1461 | -[doctor] Okay, you can go in. Go on. -[CX404 barks] |

1462 | -Go. -[barks] |

1463 | You again, miss. |

1464 | Really think you should go home. You are not safe here. |

1465 | [sighs] That's what people keep telling me. |

1466 | No one understands my situation. |

1467 | You come from Vault 33. |

1468 | Your primary crop is corn. |

1469 | You have a Telesonic projector in your farm. |

1470 | It loops images of the Nebraskan countryside. |

1471 | You've been brought up in a meritocracy, |

1472 | where people pride themselves on doing the right thing. |

1473 | I think I know enough to know |

1474 | you need to go home. |

1475 | Who are you? |

1476 | -And how do you know so much-- -[Ma June] Hey. |

1477 | You Wilzig? |

1478 | Let's get you inside. |

1479 | I told you to get the fuck out of here. |

1480 | [Ghoul] Wilzig. |

1481 | [vocalist yodeling] |

1482 | Now, you wouldn't happen to be a doctor, would you? |

1483 | Cause I happen to be looking for one. |

1484 | You know your kind ain't welcome here. |

1485 | Well, maybe not. |

1486 | But I'm gonna make myself welcome. |

1487 | Now, last night a bounty came in through all six agencies. |

1488 | A hefty price |

1489 | on the head of a man that fits the description |

1490 | of that fella right there. |

1491 | Now, I may not know much, |

1492 | but I do know a bidding war when I see one. |

1493 | Maybe. |

1494 | But I've been paid a whole lot of caps |

1495 | to provide this man safe transport out of Filly. |

1496 | Aah! [groaning] |

1497 | Change of plans, I guess. |

1498 | [Ma June] I got a thousand bottle caps |

1499 | for whoever kills that fucker! |

1500 | But you don't get shit if I kill him first. |

1501 | ♪ ♪ |

1502 | [dramatic music playing] |

1503 | [grunts] |

1504 | Damn, y'all done got me working up a appetite. |

1505 | [groaning] |

1506 | [gunshot] |

1507 | [townsman screams] |

1508 | [gunshots] |

1509 | Well, I'd offer you one of these cherry tomatoes, |

1510 | but you got a hole in your neck. |

1511 | [gunfire continuing] |

1512 | Mm. |

1513 | [gunfire continuing in distance] |

1514 | Come on. |

1515 | [gunfire continuing] |

1516 | [gunshots] |

1517 | Ow! Aah! [groaning] |

1518 | For the tomatoes. |

1519 | [slow, suspenseful music playing] |

1520 | [Ma June groaning] |

1521 | -Wilzig. [groans] -[Wilzig groaning] |

1522 | [CX404 growling] |

1523 | -[thunk] -[CX404 whimpers] |

1524 | [Wilzig] No! No, please. |

1525 | [Wilzig groaning] |

1526 | Wilzig. |

1527 | I'm going to have to ask you to leave him alone. |

1528 | Now, I acknowledge that I'm unfamiliar |

1529 | with your circumstances. |

1530 | But, at first glance, your treatment of this man appears unfair, |

1531 | and I'm obliged to intervene. |

1532 | Huh. |

1533 | Now, if your instinct is to harm me, |

1534 | as a person simply trying to deescalate a conflict, |

1535 | then I'll have to assume, of the two of you, |

1536 | you are likely the primary aggressor. |

1537 | In which case, |

1538 | I think everyone in this town would agree that force is justified. |

1539 | Unless you willingly stand down now. |

1540 | Fucking vault dwellers. Geez. |

1541 | Huh. |

1542 | [grunts softly] |

1543 | [sighs] Well, now, that is a very small drop |

1544 | in a very, very large bucket of drugs. |

1545 | [weapon cocks] |

1546 | [Maximus] [distorted] She said stand down, Ghoul. |

1547 | [jets whirring] |

1548 | Knight Titus of the Brotherhood of Steel. Stand down |

1549 | or be cut down. |

1550 | You got to be fucking kidding me. |

1551 | [chuckles] |

1552 | [suspenseful music playing] |

1553 | -[gunshot] -[bullet ricochets] |

1554 | -[gun clicking] -Ah... |

1555 | [grunts] |

1556 | Hi. |

1557 | -[chuckles] -[gunshots] |

1558 | Listen, that man is important. I've been sent here to find him. |

1559 | Get him inside and keep him there until I've dealt with the Ghoul. |

1560 | Okay. Thank you. |

1561 | [cackling] Yeah. |

1562 | [Wilzig groaning] |

1563 | [Ma June grunting] |

1564 | Come on. |

1565 | [grunting] |

1566 | Oh... |

1567 | [chuckles] Eh. |

1568 | Well, I'd say come up here and get me, but it's hard |

1569 | to walk upstairs when you're wearing a 12-piece cast-iron skillet set. |

1570 | [gunshot] |

1571 | [Ma June grunting] |

1572 | Gonna need a new foot, Barv! |

1573 | Trying to eat my beans, but okay. |

1574 | [Wilzig] Aah! Aah! |

1575 | God, God, God, God, God, God, God... |

1576 | [groaning] |

1577 | I can still make this trip. |

1578 | You'll be lucky if you can make it to fucking breakfast. |

1579 | The foot, Barv! |

1580 | [Barv] I'm looking for the foot. |

1581 | We got a whole crate under the box with the defibrillators. |

1582 | [Barv] You keep moving things around without telling me. |

1583 | I don't mean to interrupt, but... |

1584 | was that a knight? |

1585 | Barv! |

1586 | [clattering] |

1587 | Wasn't under the defibrillators. Just saying. |

1588 | I'm sorry for yelling. Been shot in the leg. |

1589 | Aw, eh, you'd yell at me either way. |

1590 | [device cranking] |

1591 | [Wilzig] Uh... |

1592 | -[crunching] -[shouting] |

1593 | [screaming] |

1594 | Holy moly. |

1595 | -[device powers down] -[Wilzig panting] |

1596 | She can take me. |

1597 | -[panting] -[Wilzig whimpering] |

1598 | If you think this little thing can haul your |

1599 | limping ass across the Wasteland, |

1600 | you may not be as smart as people say you are. |

1601 | Do you have anyone else you can trust in this town? |

1602 | Shit. |

1603 | Hey, daddy's girl. |

1604 | I need you to take this man here to my client. |

1605 | Oh, uh, thank you, uh, but |

1606 | I'm really only here to find my dad. Uh... |

1607 | Besides, no offense, but you're in no condition to travel. |

1608 | My client goes by the name of Lee Moldaver. |

1609 | Now, you ain't getting near Moldaver |

1610 | without something to bargain with, |

1611 | and delivering this guy right here |

1612 | is your best option. |

1613 | [Lucy] Well, what does Moldaver want with you? I mean, |

1614 | she steals dads! |

1615 | [explosion] |

1616 | Do you want your dad back or not, kid? |

1617 | -Uh… -Huh? |

1618 | I... |

1619 | Gosh damn it, okay! Uh... |

1620 | Now, here. This is where |

1621 | you're gonna find Moldaver. |

1622 | She and her kind hole up across the Shithole. |

1623 | What's the Shithole? |

1624 | Uh, well, just-just get to the coordinates. |

1625 | You know, rads move pretty quick in and out through there, |

1626 | so you're gonna need to move fast if you want to keep your skins. |

1627 | All right. I can do this. |

1628 | Yes. You can do this, sure, you can. You are |

1629 | -a vault dweller, true to your word. -Mm-hmm. |

1630 | This really... |

1631 | this could… |

1632 | may-maybe work. |

1633 | You really mean that? |

1634 | -[whoosh] -[Ma June] Go. |

1635 | [explosion] |

1636 | Go! Get out the back. Hurry! |

1637 | Oh! |

1638 | [groans] Goddamn, that hurt. |

1639 | [cries out] |

1640 | [grunts] |

1641 | [vocalist yodeling] |

1642 | Oh, shit. Uh... |

1643 | [chuckles] |

1644 | Well, I guess basic training ain't what it used to be. |

1645 | Cause you drive that thing like a fucking shopping cart. |

1646 | [whoops] |

1647 | Rule number one: |

1648 | read the manual. |

1649 | [alarm blaring] |

1650 | [Maximus panting] |

1651 | Whoa, whoa... |

1652 | No, no, no! |

1653 | Oh, no! [grunts] |

1654 | [crying out] |

1655 | Aah! |

1656 | [salesman] Serums to energize. |

1657 | Serums to invigorate. |

1658 | Serums to heal your feet. |

1659 | [jets whooshing] |

1660 | -Serums for pain. -[Wilzig groans] |

1661 | Foot-healing serums! |

1662 | Serums that will make you grow an entire new foot. |

1663 | Maybe. |

1664 | [Maximus crying out] |

1665 | [groans] |

1666 | [sinister music playing] |

1667 | ♪ ♪ |

1668 | [CX404 whimpers] |

1669 | Huh. |

1670 | [contemplative music playing] |

1671 | [whimpers softly] |

1672 | [whimpers] |

1673 | [barks] |

1674 | [percussive music playing] |

1675 | [haunting music playing] |

1676 | ♪ ♪ |

1677 | [panting] |

1678 | This will have to do. |

1679 | [Lucy] It says here we have about 20 miles |

1680 | left to go. How's your new...? Oh. |

1681 | -Oh, golly. -[thump] |

1682 | Holy moly. |

1683 | I'm not going to make it. |

1684 | Listen, I don't know who you are |

1685 | or how you know the things that you do, |

1686 | but you are going to get across that wasteland. |

1687 | And we're gonna do it together. |

1688 | Okay? |

1689 | That's a promise. |

1690 | No, you see, I've just taken a cyanide pill. |

1691 | What? |

1692 | Vault-Tec Plan D. |

1693 | It was the most humane product that Vault-Tec ever made. |

1694 | It was quick, painless. |

1695 | T-Tasted like banana. I... |

1696 | I was surprised it wasn't more popular. |

1697 | People are going to come after you. |

1698 | You'll need to move quickly. |

1699 | You can change the future |

1700 | if you can bring me to Moldaver. |

1701 | But how am I gonna bring you if you're... |

1702 | No, not-not my whole body. [groans] |

1703 | Just my head. |

1704 | -Here. -Pardon? |

1705 | I took the pill |

1706 | so that it would be less taxing for you to go through with it. |

1707 | It'll be easier if you carry my head |

1708 | instead of dragging my whole body. |

1709 | You... |

1710 | You're asking me to… just... |

1711 | Please. I'm begging you. |

1712 | And this is the only way to get your dad back. |

1713 | I knew I could trust you. |

1714 | You are a vault dweller. |

1715 | But if you're going to survive up here... |

1716 | ...you need to start acting like a surface dweller. |

1717 | Okay... Ms. MacLean? |

1718 | How do you know my name? |

1719 | Sir? |

1720 | Sir... |

1721 | ♪ ♪ |

1722 | [music stops] |

1723 | [device vibrates] |

1724 | [♪ The Ink Spots: "I Don't Want to Set the World on Fire"] |

1725 | Okey dokey. |

1726 | ♪I don't ♪ |

1727 | -♪ Want to set the world ♪ -[sawing] |

1728 | -[crunch] -♪ On fire ♪ |

1729 | ♪I just want to start ♪ |

1730 | ♪A flame in your ♪ |

1731 | ♪Heart... ♪ |

1732 | ♪In my heart ♪ |

1733 | ♪I have but one ♪ |

1734 | ♪Desire... ♪ |

1735 | ♪And that one is you ♪ |

1736 | ♪No other will do ♪ |

1737 | ♪I've lost all ambition ♪ |

1738 | ♪For worldly acclaim ♪ |

1739 | ♪I just want to be the one you love ♪ |

1740 | ♪And with your admission ♪ |

1741 | ♪That you feel the same ♪ |

1742 | ♪I'll have reached the goal I'm dreaming of ♪ |

1743 | ♪Believe me ♪ |

1744 | ♪I don't want to set the world ♪ |

1745 | ♪ On fire ♪ |

1746 | ♪I just want to start ♪ |

1747 | ♪A flame in your heart ♪ |

1748 | ♪I don't want to set the world on fire, honey ♪ |

1749 | ♪I love you too much ♪ |

1750 | ♪I just want to start ♪ |

1751 | ♪A great big flame ♪ |

1752 | ♪Down in your heart ♪ |

1753 | ♪You see ♪ |

1754 | ♪Way down inside of me ♪ |

1755 | ♪Darling, I have only one desire ♪ |

1756 | ♪And that one desire is you ♪ |

1757 | ♪And I know ♪ |

1758 | ♪Nobody else ain't gonna do ♪ |

1759 | ♪I don't want to set the world ♪ |

1760 | ♪On fire... ♪ |

1761 | ♪I just want to start ♪ |

1762 | ♪A flame ♪ |

1763 | ♪In your heart ♪♪ |

1764 | [Betty]I know we're all hurting right now. |

1765 | But our priority has to be to maintain |

1766 | the security of this Vault. |

1767 | [Norm] They don't want to find Dad. |

1768 | If they did, they wouldn't get to be in charge. |

1769 | [Lucy]I'm bringing him home. |

1770 | Hit him again! |

1771 | [grunts] |

1772 | -[roaring] -[Titus] Oh! Shoot it! |

1773 | You stupid motherfucker, you know this is all your fault. |

1774 | They'll kill you for this. |

1775 | [Maximus]Not if I bring back the target. |

1776 | [Wilzig] You can change the future |

1777 | if you can bring me to Moldaver. |

1778 | Just my head. |

1779 | You are a vault dweller, |

1780 | but if you're going to survive, |

1781 | you need to start acting like a surface dweller. |

1782 | Question is, |

1783 | will you still want the same things... |

1784 | ...when you have become a different animal altogether? |

1785 | [western music playing] |

1786 | [man grunting] |

1787 | ♪ ♪ |

1788 | [villain] Please, sir. |

1789 | Please, sir, please. |

1790 | There's an old Mexican eulogy. |

1791 | Feo fuerte y formal. |

1792 | Means he was ugly, strong, |

1793 | and had dignity. |

1794 | Well, Joey, |

1795 | I'll give you two out of three on that front. |

1796 | [whimpering] |

1797 | Do I really have to kill him? |

1798 | -[director] Cut. -[bell rings] |

1799 | Emil, can you come over here? I got to talk to you for a second. |

1800 | Yeah, here you go. |

1801 | That was a hell of a day, Jorge. That was a great scene. |

1802 | Listen, I got to talk to you about these, these new pages, you know? |

1803 | I mean, I-I'm the sheriff, right? |

1804 | Well, why can't I just arrest the guy like I normally do? |

1805 | -That's what I do. All right. -The au… the audience, Coop, yeah? |

1806 | They already know you're a good man. |

1807 | They want to see that even a good man |

1808 | -as yourself can be driven too far sometimes. -Yeah, I understand that. |

1809 | But that's not really my thing, you know, Emil, that's not what I do. |

1810 | I mean, is Bob, is Bob around here anywhere? |

1811 | -Bob's been fired, Coop. -What? |

1812 | Studio fired him. |

1813 | Why? |

1814 | See, turns out... |

1815 | Bob's a bit of a communist. |

1816 | -A communist? Cadillac Bob? -Yeah. |

1817 | Cadillac Bob! The very one. |

1818 | -Well, what a shame, he was such a great writer. -Terrible shame. |

1819 | One of the best, but he had to go. |

1820 | Which is why this movie is so important. |

1821 | -Right. -You see, it's a new kind of western. |

1822 | The power of the individual when the chips are down. |

1823 | The new America, it's why I'm telling you, so... |

1824 | that's why it'd be really great if you could just… |

1825 | shoot Jorge in the fucking head, yeah? |

1826 | -Please. 'Cause out here... -Right. |

1827 | ...it's just you, your gun, and your personal code bringing order |

1828 | -to the Wild Wild West! -Yeah. Uh, hey, let's, uh, |

1829 | let's pick this up after lunch, all right? |

1830 | You gonna save any of that grape taffy for the rest of us? |

1831 | It's not grape. It's lavender. |

1832 | Well, if you like the taste of lavender, |

1833 | why not just drink a bottle of perfume? |

1834 | You know, a lot of people like to write it off as some old lady flavor, |

1835 | but it's subtle. |

1836 | Flirtatious. |

1837 | Tastes like someone touching you for the first time. |

1838 | Well, may I? |

1839 | Mm. |

1840 | -Um, that's the worst thing... -[laughs] |

1841 | ...I've ever put in my mouth. |

1842 | -That's horrible. -Taffy? |

1843 | Um, you got to ask your mother. |

1844 | -Please, Mommy? -Sure, sweetheart. |

1845 | Oh, wow. |

1846 | Unbelievable. Hey. |

1847 | Mm. |

1848 | Oh, sorry, makeup. |

1849 | Sorry, lipstick. |

1850 | I'll take it. |

1851 | -Okay, we should get going. -All right. |

1852 | Photographer's ready and waiting. |

1853 | Okay, what is this? |

1854 | A bit of a costume change for you, Mr. Howard. |

1855 | Ah, okay. |

1856 | Oh, look at that. |

1857 | They even made it in your color. |

1858 | Let's see if it fits. |

1859 | Okay, Janey. |

1860 | Let's go. |

1861 | Come on, here. Come here. |

1862 | [conversing indistinctly] |

1863 | [intriguing music playing] |

1864 | ♪ ♪ |

1865 | [coughs] |

1866 | [coughing] |

1867 | [spits] |

1868 | [coughs] |

1869 | [coughs] |

1870 | [wheezes] |

1871 | [suspenseful music playing] |

1872 | [CX404 whimpers] |

1873 | Come on, let's go find the rest of him. |

1874 | [clucking tongue] |

1875 | [CX404 barks] |

1876 | [barks] |

1877 | ♪ ♪ |

1878 | [♪ The Ink Spots: "Maybe"] |

1879 | ♪Maybe ♪ |

1880 | ♪You'll think of me ♪ |

1881 | ♪When you are all ♪ |

1882 | ♪Alone ♪ |

1883 | ♪Maybe ♪ |

1884 | ♪The one who is waiting ♪ |

1885 | ♪For you ♪ |

1886 | ♪Will prove untrue ♪ |

1887 | ♪Then what will ♪ |

1888 | ♪You do? ♪ |

1889 | ♪Maybe ♪ |

1890 | ♪You'll sit and sigh... |

1891 | All right. |

1892 | What is so special about you? |

1893 | ♪ Were near… |

1894 | Ow! |

1895 | ♪Maybe ♪ |

1896 | ♪You'll… |

1897 | Ow! |

1898 | Okay, okay. |

1899 | Keep your secrets, sir. |

1900 | ♪Are all... |

1901 | Just in case. |

1902 | To keep you extra safe. |

1903 | ♪Who is waiting for you... |

1904 | Hmm. |

1905 | ♪ Will prove untrue... |

1906 | Huh. |

1907 | ♪Then what will I do? ♪ |

1908 | There. |

1909 | Snug as a bug. [chuckles] |

1910 | [sighs] |

1911 | [clears throat] |

1912 | ♪Wishing that I ♪ |

1913 | ♪Were near ♪ |

1914 | ♪Then ♪ |

1915 | ♪Maybe... |

1916 | Boy, that knight really was something, huh? |

1917 | ♪Come back... |

1918 | I wonder who he was? |

1919 | ♪And maybe ♪ |

1920 | ♪I'll say ♪ |

1921 | ♪Maybe ♪♪ |

1922 | [chickens clucking] |

1923 | [comms officer]Knight Titus. |

1924 | Knight Titus. |

1925 | Knight Titus! |

1926 | [deeper voice] This is Knight Titus. |

1927 | Over. |

1928 | This is Petty Officer Shortsight. |

1929 | You missed your check-in. |

1930 | We were attacked, uh, |

1931 | by an abomination. |

1932 | My squire, he fell in battle. |

1933 | He died with honor. |

1934 | And glory. |

1935 | Copy that. We'll get you a replacement squire right away. |

1936 | No! No, I'm okay. |

1937 | -All good here. -It's not a problem. |

1938 | We got plenty of squires. |

1939 | No. |

1940 | Yeah, uh... |

1941 | I'll be right back. |

1942 | [suspenseful music plays] |

1943 | [indistinct chatter] |

1944 | [metallic echo] I can fix it. |

1945 | Cost you five caps. |

1946 | [intense music playing] |

1947 | [caps jingling] |

1948 | Uh, could you do it for four? |

1949 | No. |

1950 | [intriguing music playing] |

1951 | It's extra if you do it fast. |

1952 | Thanks. |

1953 | ♪ ♪ |

1954 | [indistinct chatter] |

1955 | Fack! [grunts] |

1956 | Step away from the armor. |

1957 | [laughing] |

1958 | Kick the shit out of him. |

1959 | [grunting] |

1960 | Finders keepers. |

1961 | Milord. |

1962 | [laughs] |

1963 | Let's get her open... Open it, open it! |

1964 | What are you doing, you fuckin' moron?! |

1965 | It's righty-tighty, lefty-loosey. |

1966 | [Tom laughs] |

1967 | [energetic music playing] |

1968 | [Tom] Ah-ha! Fuck with me now! |

1969 | -[laughter] -[chatter] |

1970 | [♪ Johnny Cash: "So Doggone Lonesome"] |

1971 | ♪I do my best to hide this lowdown feeling ♪ |

1972 | ♪I try to make believe there's nothing wrong ♪ |

1973 | ♪But they're always asking me about you, darling ♪ |

1974 | ♪And it hurts me so to tell 'em that you're gone ♪ |

1975 | [grunting] |

1976 | -♪If they ask me, I guess I'd be denying... -Fuck him up! [laughs] |

1977 | Whoo! My fuckin' armor! |

1978 | [grunting] |

1979 | Fuck him up. Fuck him up. [laughs] |

1980 | [gasps] |

1981 | [grunts] |

1982 | [screaming] |

1983 | [grunts] |

1984 | [nearby rumbling] |

1985 | No! No, no, no, no, no, no... [grunts] |

1986 | [automated voice] No cause for alarm, citizens. |

1987 | This is a Brotherhood delivery. |

1988 | No cause for alarm, citizens… |

1989 | [intense music playing] |

1990 | [grunts] |

1991 | Knight Titus. |

1992 | I am Thaddeus. |

1993 | And I am honored to be in your charge. |

1994 | I vow to protect and serve you however you deem fit. |

1995 | My Lord, |

1996 | have I said something wrong? |

1997 | I do not know what I have done to offend, |

1998 | but I beg for mercy! |

1999 | Please. Please. |

2000 | Please, please... |

2001 | Knight Titus! |

2002 | Please! I-I'll do anything! |

2003 | [chuckles] |

2004 | [distorted] Arise, my squire. |

2005 | And clean this. |

2006 | Of course, Knight Titus. |

2007 | I also bring new orders from the Elder Cleric. |

2008 | Uh, which I humbly relay. |

2009 | Mm. |

2010 | We're not the only ones in search of this remnant from the old world. |

2011 | The Elder Cleric says |

2012 | whoever gets the target |

2013 | will control the Wasteland. |

2014 | And, uh... |

2015 | we are to kill whomever stands in our way. |

2016 | [Maximus] Understood. |

2017 | [gentle music playing] |

2018 | [chuckles softly] |

2019 | ♪ ♪ |

2020 | You like grass? |

2021 | Hi. |

2022 | [low growling] |

2023 | -[creature roars] -[fawn screeches] |

2024 | [low growl] |

2025 | [roars] |

2026 | [water splashes] |

2027 | [panting] |

2028 | [rad meter peaking] |

2029 | [gun cocks] |

2030 | Huh. |

2031 | [exhales] |

2032 | Hello again. |

2033 | Where is it? |

2034 | -The head. -[whimpering] |

2035 | [CX404 barks] |

2036 | [exhales] |

2037 | No. |

2038 | Okay, okay, I-I don't know |

2039 | where it is, okay? I lost it. |

2040 | I lost it. |

2041 | [laughs] |

2042 | Huh. |

2043 | Huh. |

2044 | A Gulper got it, huh? |

2045 | -[♪ The Ink Spots: "We'll Meet Again"] -♪We'll meet again ♪ |

2046 | ♪Don't know where... |

2047 | [sobbing in distance] |

2048 | ♪Don't know when ♪ |

2049 | ♪But I know we'll meet again ♪ |

2050 | ♪ Some sunny day... |

2051 | You okay? |

2052 | Yeah. I'm being reassigned. |

2053 | The whole "opening the Vault door for Lucy" thing |

2054 | didn't sit too well with the Council, so... |

2055 | I guess I'm not Gate-Keeper anymore. |

2056 | It's not a big deal. |

2057 | ♪ Till the blue skies drive the dark clouds... |

2058 | I'm just not really sure who I even am anymore. |

2059 | Sorry, I... |

2060 | ♪ Meet again... |

2061 | Mm. |

2062 | ♪Don't know where ♪ |

2063 | ♪Don't know when... |

2064 | [Chet crying] |

2065 | Norman, you're next. |

2066 | ♪Some sunny day ♪♪ |

2067 | [door slides shut] |

2068 | You know why you're in here? |

2069 | Cause I helped my sister escape the Vault. |

2070 | Escape? You and Chet put your sister in incredible danger |

2071 | by helping her out that Vault door. |

2072 | -The rad levels up there alone-- -Worse, |

2073 | you could've gotten us all killed. |

2074 | What do you think started all this? |

2075 | These Vaults are impenetrable. |

2076 | Meaning those raiders could only have gotten into Vault 32 |

2077 | because some bonehead opened the door to the surface. |

2078 | A single bad decision that put everyone at risk. |

2079 | Not just Vault 32, but 33 and 31 as well. |

2080 | I've telegrammed with the Overseer at Vault 31. |

2081 | Thank goodness they're unscathed. |

2082 | But you could've destroyed the last vestiges of civilization. |

2083 | It was Lucy's idea. |

2084 | [Woody] And you didn't think to at least try and stop her? |

2085 | No. |

2086 | What are we gonna do with you? |

2087 | Punish me with a demotion, I guess. |

2088 | [sighs] |

2089 | You've worked janitorial. You've done kitchen duty. |

2090 | Are you aware that, at every job you've been assigned to, |

2091 | your performance review has been "lacks enthusiasm"? |

2092 | No, but that sounds accurate. |

2093 | You're currently working with Computers |

2094 | and Information Maintenance. |

2095 | How do you like that? |

2096 | I lack enthusiasm. |

2097 | Uh-huh. |

2098 | It's a predicament, isn't it? |

2099 | How do you demote someone who equally dislikes every job he's ever worked? |

2100 | I suppose it is. |

2101 | I'm just glad to hear that we punish people down here for breaking the rules. |

2102 | Is that just for vault dwellers, or for people who come down here |

2103 | and murder vault dwellers? |

2104 | [tense music playing] |

2105 | Now that I think of it, |

2106 | we've got a job for you after all. |

2107 | -[♪ LaVern Baker: "Tweedlee Dee"] -♪Tweedlee dee, tweedlee dee ♪ |

2108 | ♪Tweedlee dee... |

2109 | [buzzer sounds] |

2110 | ♪Tweedlee tweedlee tweedlee dee ♪ |

2111 | ♪I'm as happy as can be... |

2112 | Rise and shine, everyone. |

2113 | Ooh. |

2114 | [Marianne] Your catered snackables have arrived. |

2115 | -[prisoner] Come on. Hurry up. -[Marianne] And you're welcome. |

2116 | -[prisoner shouts] -Okay. |

2117 | -There is a utensil-- -[prisoner] I'm gonna eat your fucking heart! |

2118 | ♪Tweedlee, tweedlee, tweedlee dot ♪ |

2119 | [prisoner growls] |

2120 | -♪Tweedlee dee, tweedlee dee ♪ -I'll break your fucking head open! |

2121 | Whoo! |

2122 | ♪Give it up, give it up, give your love to me ♪♪ |

2123 | [Thaddeus] I don't see any apples, sir. |

2124 | [Maximus] [distorted] Then climb higher. |

2125 | It-it might not be an apple tree. |

2126 | Also, it's uh... |

2127 | I think, uh, it's dead. |

2128 | [Maximus] Keep looking. |

2129 | On my honor, sir, I will find you-- |

2130 | Fuck! |

2131 | [groaning] |

2132 | -[Maximus chuckles] -Uh, uh, sorry. Apologies, sir. |

2133 | I know you wanted an apple. |

2134 | Uh, uh, I have some-some rations if you're hungry. |

2135 | I'm not hungry anymore. |

2136 | Uh, okay, yeah. Whatever you want. |

2137 | Uh, you're the sir. |

2138 | I have an artifact to retrieve. Let's go. |

2139 | [groans] Okay. |

2140 | Uh, if we find the target, |

2141 | we should repair your radio |

2142 | so we can ask the Brotherhood to send reinforcements. |

2143 | I will retrieve it myself. |

2144 | Understood. Understood. |

2145 | I never doubted your ability to do so. |

2146 | [straining] |

2147 | The guy from the Enclave, the guy everybody's looking for, |

2148 | you saw him? |

2149 | I did. He left with a girl. |

2150 | -A woman. -How'd they get away? |

2151 | I was waylaid. A ghoul intervened. |

2152 | A ghoul?! Huh. Those things are scary as shit. |

2153 | I bet you just killed it on sight, no questions asked. |

2154 | "Oh, you're a ghoul? |

2155 | -You're a dead ghoul." -No. |

2156 | If we find the ghoul, we find the target. |

2157 | You left the ghoul alive? |

2158 | Great idea, sir. |

2159 | All wastelanders leave radiation trails. |

2160 | By allowing the ghoul to live, you've made it possible |

2161 | to trace the whereabouts of the… of the target. |

2162 | Yes, right. I know that. |

2163 | [rad meter peaking rapidly] |

2164 | I got a trail. |

2165 | Yeah. Well done, sir. |

2166 | This way. Glory awaits! |

2167 | Oh, yes. |

2168 | [dramatic music playing] |

2169 | Think this was him? |

2170 | [Maximus] Hard to tell. |

2171 | Show me the illustration. |

2172 | Oh, yeah. |

2173 | Yeah, that-that's definitely him. |

2174 | Think we should, uh, bring the body back with us? |

2175 | No. |

2176 | If they left the body, it must be worthless. |

2177 | His head is what's valuable. We need to find it. |

2178 | [Thaddeus] Oh, yeah, smart. |

2179 | Who do you think did this, the girl or the ghoul? |

2180 | The ghoul. Definitely. |

2181 | Ghouls. |

2182 | One day the Brotherhood's gonna eradicate every last one of those freaks. |

2183 | Stuff like this is never gonna happen again. |

2184 | Okay, so I think that the ghoul probably |

2185 | should be, I think, uh, well... |

2186 | Yeah, definitely this, um-- |

2187 | Yeah, that way. Definitely-- definitely that way. |

2188 | There's tracks. [chuckles] |

2189 | [intriguing music playing] |

2190 | [CX404 barking in distance] |

2191 | Stop, please! |

2192 | My dad, he's an Overseer. |

2193 | He-he got taken by raiders, and I need that head to get him back. |

2194 | If you help me find him, he'll do whatever you want. |

2195 | [cries out] |

2196 | [muffled shouts] |

2197 | [CX404 continues barking] |

2198 | [coughing, gasping] |

2199 | Stop. Stop! |

2200 | Torture is wrong. |

2201 | [Lucy coughs] |

2202 | You know, they used to do these things |

2203 | called "studies." |

2204 | Why, you couldn't open a newspaper |

2205 | without reading about one study or another. |

2206 | -[rad meter peaking rapidly] -Anyway, this one particular study came out, |

2207 | and it said that torturing a person don't do shit. |

2208 | [Lucy screams] |

2209 | [muffled groans] |

2210 | [gasping and gagging] |

2211 | It made sense. |

2212 | I mean, a man hurts me, |

2213 | I wouldn't want to do him any favors. |

2214 | And yet the practice of torture failed to vanish from this earth. |

2215 | In fact, as time marched on, |

2216 | I've personally noticed a decided uptick... |

2217 | ...in the amount of torture being doled out across the board. |

2218 | Sir, please, I need the head. |

2219 | It's the only way I can get my father back. |

2220 | My point is... |

2221 | if you ask me, them studies, they was right. |

2222 | Torturing a person don't do shit. |

2223 | Then why… why are you doing this? |

2224 | Well, I ain't torturing you, sweetheart. |

2225 | I'm using you as bait. |

2226 | [CX404 barking] |

2227 | [whistles] |

2228 | [whistling] |

2229 | Nice. |

2230 | [ominous music playing] |

2231 | [cries out] |

2232 | [cries out] |

2233 | [jarring music playing] |

2234 | [barking] |

2235 | [creature growling] |

2236 | [Lucy grunting] |

2237 | [barking] |

2238 | [Gulper screaming] |

2239 | [CX404 barking] |

2240 | Ah. |

2241 | [inhales] |

2242 | [sighs sharply] |

2243 | [Lucy panting] |

2244 | Motherfucker! |

2245 | Oh, I'm sorry, I should have just let you use me as bait |

2246 | in a poison river?! |

2247 | Fuck! |

2248 | [Lucy] You can't treat people like this. |

2249 | Yeah? Why's that? |

2250 | Because of the golden rule. |

2251 | "Do unto others as you would have done unto you." |

2252 | Those Gulpers digest real slow. |

2253 | You got time. |

2254 | No. No, no, no. |

2255 | No. Stop. |

2256 | [grunting] |

2257 | Where are we going? |

2258 | What about the head? |

2259 | I need the head to get my dad back. |

2260 | Yeah, well, the Wasteland's got its own golden rule. |

2261 | Oh? What's that? |

2262 | Thou shalt get sidetracked by bullshit every goddamn time. |

2263 | [barking] |

2264 | -What about the dog? -He ain't mine. |

2265 | [gentle music playing] |

2266 | Sorry, I've been derelict in my duties here. |

2267 | [grunts] |

2268 | [distorted] What are you doing? |

2269 | Uh, just refilling your water bag so you can stay hydrated. |

2270 | Right. |

2271 | Uh, it might be faster if you sit down. |

2272 | Bet you, uh, seen some things, huh? |

2273 | Being a knight. |

2274 | I've seen some things. |

2275 | I grew up working on a fly farm. |

2276 | I was a shitter, so they'd feed us, |

2277 | and then they'd feed our shit to the flies. |

2278 | Mulch 'em up and sell it as protein. |

2279 | Anyway, that's why I'm so fat. |

2280 | So, your, uh, former squire, |

2281 | how did he die? |

2282 | You knew him? |

2283 | Yeah, I-- I did. |

2284 | Say something about him. |

2285 | Well, he, uh, he was a good guy. |

2286 | Say something negative about him. |

2287 | Well, uh, he-he's dead. I don't know, it feels weird. |

2288 | -An order, my squire. -Okay. |

2289 | Uh, to be honest, |

2290 | me and the other guys used to be pretty hard on him. |

2291 | Like, regularly beat the shit out of him. |

2292 | It wasn't personal, you know. |

2293 | It's just... |

2294 | ...well, you know, people at the base, |

2295 | they used to beat the shit out of me all the time. |

2296 | This shipment of new recruits came in, and, uh, one of them was Maximus. |

2297 | So I had this funny idea, |

2298 | what if we beat the shit out of that guy instead? |

2299 | And it worked. |

2300 | Yeah, I was really popular. It was great. |

2301 | I just wish he'd lived long enough to find someone else to beat up, you know? |

2302 | Only seems fair. |

2303 | I realize that, uh, people die all the time. |

2304 | It's the law of the Wasteland, so who cares, right? |

2305 | But still, uh, I feel bad. |

2306 | Don't feel bad. |

2307 | It's like you said, it's the law of the Wasteland. |

2308 | Let's go. We're losing daylight. |

2309 | Yeah. |

2310 | [melancholy music playing] |

2311 | [Thaddeus] Coming! |

2312 | [Woody] We can judge a person, and a society, |

2313 | by how they treat their enemy. |

2314 | And here we are with 16 highly-violent individuals |

2315 | incarcerated in our temporarily repurposed reading room. |

2316 | It's an ethical dilemma like nothing we've dealt with before. |

2317 | [Reg] Personally, I'd say it's more of an ethical opportunity |

2318 | to demonstrate to the surface dwellers, and to each other, |

2319 | what we mean when we say we're going to build a better world. |

2320 | Thanks, Reg. That is a positive spin to put on it. |

2321 | -[microphone squeaks] -It's not a positive spin for me. |

2322 | It's the goshdarn truth! |

2323 | Okay, well, uh, the fact remains |

2324 | we need to decide what to do with these prisoners. |

2325 | And that is a decision that we need to make as a collective. |

2326 | In a manner befitting our shared values. |

2327 | -Yes. -[quiet, overlapping murmuring] |

2328 | I think this conversation would benefit from some actual ideas. |

2329 | Well, you know what? |

2330 | The young man Woody interrogated this morning? |

2331 | He left an impression on me. |

2332 | That is the gentleman who showed me his butthole. |

2333 | -[crowd gasping] -Yes, but what I took from that |

2334 | is a desire to communicate. |

2335 | To reach out across the cultural divide. |

2336 | That's a spark we can work with... |

2337 | to create a great citizen. |

2338 | Given our recently dwindled numbers, |

2339 | the most ethical solution would be to rehabilitate the prisoners |

2340 | and then integrate them into our Vault Society. |

2341 | -[indistinct, overlapping chatter] -[microphone squeaks] |

2342 | [Woody] To be clear, this is not a process that will happen overnight. |

2343 | Based on what I saw this morning, |

2344 | -it may take years. -[crowd murmuring] |

2345 | -But-- -But... there is nothing |

2346 | we can't do when we set our minds to it! |

2347 | -Yes! -Yes! |

2348 | I can teach the raiders Shakespeare-- and when they're ready, Marlowe. |

2349 | [Marianne] I don't want to be insensitive, |

2350 | but I think Shakespeare might be too advanced for these people. |

2351 | Look, I would like to start with a moral framework. |

2352 | Kant, Mill and-and so on. |

2353 | I'd be happy to teach them introductory calculus. |

2354 | [scoffs] |

2355 | [Reg] Is there something you'd like to say, |

2356 | Norm? |

2357 | [slow, sinister music playing] |

2358 | I don't know. I don't think it's our job to help these people. |

2359 | -They're murderers. -They didn't know any better. |

2360 | [Marianne] And how could they |

2361 | -without a formal education? -Norm, |

2362 | buddy, the hard truth is, we can't just let them go. |

2363 | [laughing] Uh, it's just, |

2364 | they have intimate knowledge of our Vault security. |

2365 | -[Steph scoffs softly] -[Reg] So what do you propose we do? |

2366 | We can do what they would have done to us. |

2367 | -[crowd gasping] -Wow. |

2368 | Geez Louise, Norm. |

2369 | [Betty] Young Norm was |

2370 | just expressing a feeling. |

2371 | I know. I've got anger. We all do. |

2372 | But I think you would agree |

2373 | that murdering these prisoners of ours is not under serious consideration. |

2374 | [woman] That's right. |

2375 | -Hear! Hear! -[crowd murmuring] |

2376 | I'm sorry. You're right. |

2377 | It was not my intention to question your leadership, Overseer. |

2378 | -Thank you. -Thank you. -[microphone squeaks] |

2379 | [engineer] All right. Sirs? |

2380 | Uh, sirs? Uh, uh, may I... |

2381 | may I speak with you for a moment, please? |

2382 | Uh, it's about the Water Chip. |

2383 | Go ahead. |

2384 | Uh, it's-it's... it's the type of thing |

2385 | Overseer MacLean would have preferred to discuss, uh, privately? |

2386 | Uh, before bringing it to the full group? |

2387 | -[microphone squeaks] -Well, he's not here now, is he? |

2388 | Let's hear it. |

2389 | Okay, well, uh... |

2390 | the Water Chip is destroyed. |

2391 | -[crowd clamoring] -The Vault only has enough water to keep |

2392 | our population alive for, uh, two months. |

2393 | And-and that's not accounting for the prisoners, who-- |

2394 | -Okay. That's fine, that's enough. -Thanks, though. |

2395 | -[Reg] Uh... -[Woody] Um... |

2396 | -[crowd murmuring] -[Reg] Okay. |

2397 | Uh... meeting adjourned. |

2398 | [Woody] I was also gonna say meeting adjourned, so... |

2399 | That went well. |

2400 | [indistinct, overlapping chatter] |

2401 | They killed my husband. |

2402 | You're right, you know. |

2403 | If your father were here, he... |

2404 | ...he'd do the right thing. |

2405 | [dramatic music playing] |

2406 | [chittering] |

2407 | [CX404 barking] |

2408 | [Maximus] [distorted] Are you sure about this? |

2409 | [Thaddeus] It says the ghoul is this way. |

2410 | [rad meter peaking] |

2411 | -Wait a minute. -What? |

2412 | Uh, it's just, this, um... Well, uh-- |

2413 | -[Maximus] What? -[Thaddeus] It just occurred to me. |

2414 | Uh, we're definitely picking up an abomination of some kind or another. |

2415 | Just not sure... |

2416 | I'm not sure we're tracking the right abomination. |

2417 | [loud splashing] |

2418 | -[Maximus] You idiot! -It was my mistake. |

2419 | If you'll let me lead the charge, I'll lead the charge. |

2420 | [sighs] |

2421 | [quietly] I am a Knight of the Brotherhood of Steel. |

2422 | -Get back to shore. -But sir-- |

2423 | -Go! -Thank you, sir. |

2424 | [soft clicking] |

2425 | -[growling] -[shot fires] |

2426 | [questioning grunt] |

2427 | [growling] |

2428 | [♪ Glenn Miller: "In the Mood"] |

2429 | [low growling] |

2430 | [roaring] |

2431 | [high-pitched screaming] |

2432 | -[Maximus] Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. -[Thaddeus yells] |

2433 | -My lord! [screaming] -I've got you! |

2434 | Knight Titus! |

2435 | [growling] |

2436 | [high-pitched screaming] |

2437 | [yelling] |

2438 | [gulps deeply] |

2439 | I'm going in! [yells] |

2440 | -I got you! -[yelling] |

2441 | [Maximus grunting] |

2442 | [shouting] Victoriam! |

2443 | [Maximus yelling] |

2444 | [low growling] |

2445 | [groans] |

2446 | [high-pitched screaming] |

2447 | [Thaddeus yells] |

2448 | [Gulper groans] |

2449 | [Thaddeus groans, whimpers] |

2450 | [Maximus] Ah. |

2451 | -You saved me! -Huh. |

2452 | You saved me first. |

2453 | [contemplative music playing] |

2454 | [barking] |

2455 | Huh. Oh. |

2456 | [ominous music playing] |

2457 | [CX404 whimpering] |

2458 | [CX404 sniffing] |

2459 | Is that...? |

2460 | The head. |

2461 | [Thaddeus] The head?! |

2462 | It's the head! Yes! |

2463 | -Yeah! -[whoops] |

2464 | Yeah! |

2465 | [slow, ominous music playing] |

2466 | ♪ ♪ |

2467 | [panting] |

2468 | Sir. |

2469 | Sir, please. I need water. |

2470 | Please. |

2471 | [panting] |

2472 | Please! |

2473 | [panting] |

2474 | [quiet, tense music plays] |

2475 | [rad meter peaking] |

2476 | Water, water everywhere, and not a drop to drink. |

2477 | Ain't much stays clean up here, Vaultie. |

2478 | You'll see. |

2479 | Is that what happened to you? |

2480 | [panting] Radiation? |

2481 | Something like that. |

2482 | [Lucy panting] |

2483 | [weapon fires] |

2484 | [pants, gasps softly] |

2485 | [wind whistling] |

2486 | [♪ Buck Owens & the Buckaroos: "Act Naturally"] |

2487 | ♪They're gonna put me in the movies ♪ |

2488 | ♪They're gonna make a big star out of me ♪ |

2489 | [whistles] |

2490 | ♪We'll make the film about a man that's sad and lonely... |

2491 | -Yeah. -Okay. |

2492 | You ready to meet the suits? |

2493 | Uh, I'll try not to embarrass you. |

2494 | No promises, though. |

2495 | -All right. -[Yaffe] Mr. Howard. |

2496 | -Hello. Hi. -Great to meet you. |

2497 | Hey, nice to meet you. |

2498 | On behalf of the whole Vault-Tec family, we wanted to say how delighted we are |

2499 | that Barb could use her connections to get to you. |

2500 | You know, I've never done an advertisement before in my life. |

2501 | Hmm. |

2502 | But then again, my wife has never asked me to, so... |

2503 | -[laughter] -Yeah. |

2504 | Okay. Uh, over here? |

2505 | Huh? Yeah. Um... |

2506 | -[applause] -Ah. |

2507 | Thank you. Thank you. Uh, thank you very much. |

2508 | Uh, this... Thank you. Uh, this suit is tight. |

2509 | -This thing really block radiation? -[camera shutter clicks] |

2510 | -Absolutely. -[Cooper] If I may say, I-I-I... |

2511 | -You all are doing, um, God's work here. -[camera shutter clicking] |

2512 | And, uh, on behalf of every decent American, |

2513 | I just want to say thank you. |

2514 | Oh. Uh, to you. Yeah. |

2515 | Well... [clears throat] Okay, here we go. |

2516 | ♪Well, I'll bet you I'm a gonna be a big star ♪ |

2517 | -Uh, like this. -♪ Might win an Oscar ♪ |

2518 | ♪You can never tell ♪ |

2519 | ♪The movie's gonna ♪ |

2520 | -♪ Make me a big star ♪ -No, no, no. |

2521 | ♪'Cause I can play the part so well... |

2522 | Hey, I-I have an idea. What if, uh... |

2523 | What if I do... were to do, like, a thumbs-up? |

2524 | Go for it, Coop. |

2525 | You called him Coop? |

2526 | ♪Then I know that you will plainly see ♪ |

2527 | ♪Biggest fool that's ever hit the big time ♪ |

2528 | ♪And all I gotta do is act naturally ♪ |

2529 | ♪We'll make the scene about a man that's sad and lonely ♪ |

2530 | ♪And begging down upon his bended knee ♪ |

2531 | ♪I'll play the part but I won't need rehearsing ♪ |

2532 | ♪All I'll have to do is act naturally ♪ |

2533 | ♪Well, I'll bet you I'm a gonna be a big star ♪ |

2534 | ♪Might win an Oscar, you can never tell ♪ |

2535 | ♪The movie's gonna make me a big star ♪ |

2536 | ♪ 'Cause I can play the part so well ♪ |

2537 | ♪Well, I hope you come and see me in the movie ♪ |

2538 | ♪And then I'll know that you will plainly see ♪ |

2539 | ♪The biggest fool that's ever hit the big time ♪ |

2540 | ♪And all I gotta do is act naturally ♪♪ |

2541 | [quiet, tense music playing] |

2542 | ♪ ♪ |

2543 | ♪ ♪ |

2544 | ♪ ♪ |

2545 | [dramatic music playing] |

2546 | [coughs] |

2547 | [Ghoul]Ain't much stays clean up here, Vaultie. |

2548 | [gun cocks] |

2549 | You'll see. |

2550 | [Norm]I don't think it's our job to help these people. |

2551 | They're murderers. |

2552 | So what do you propose we do? |

2553 | We can do what they would've done to us. |

2554 | -[crowd gasps] -Wow. |

2555 | They killed my husband. |

2556 | If your father were here, he'd... |

2557 | he'd do the right thing. |

2558 | You okay? |

2559 | [Chet]The whole "opening the vault door for Lucy" thing |

2560 | didn't sit too well with the council, so... |

2561 | I guess I'm not Gate-Keeper anymore. |

2562 | [Lucy]I need the head. |

2563 | It's the only way I can get my father back. |

2564 | [screams] |

2565 | You can't treat people like this! |

2566 | [growls] |

2567 | [Ghoul]Yeah, why is that? |

2568 | [grunts] |

2569 | Because of the Golden Rule. |

2570 | [Ghoul] Wasteland's got its own golden rule. |

2571 | Thou shalt get sidetracked by bullshit every goddamn time. |

2572 | [♪ Jack Shaindlin: "Let's Go Sunning"] |

2573 | ♪Let's go sunning ♪ |

2574 | ♪It's so good for you ♪ |

2575 | ♪Let's go sunning ♪ |

2576 | ♪Neath the sky of blue ♪ |

2577 | ♪Greet the sun every morn ♪ |

2578 | ♪Feel as free and happy as the day you were born ♪ |

2579 | -[Ghoul coughing] -♪Let's go native ♪ |

2580 | ♪Sun your cares away ♪ |

2581 | ♪Be creative ♪ |

2582 | ♪Learn to live and play ♪ |

2583 | ♪Pretty flowers need the sun ♪ |

2584 | ♪This applies to everyone ♪ |

2585 | ♪Life's worth living ♪ |

2586 | ♪When nature's giving ♪ |

2587 | -♪Happiness to everyone ♪ -[Roger] Roger! |

2588 | -My name is Roger! -♪So let's go sunning ♪♪ |

2589 | [Roger snarling] |

2590 | [Lucy panting] |

2591 | [Roger snarling] |

2592 | [Roger] My name is Roger. |

2593 | [tense music playing] |

2594 | My name is Roger. |

2595 | [snarling] |

2596 | Roger. |

2597 | [yelping] |

2598 | Roger. My name is Roger. |

2599 | My name is Roger. |

2600 | My name's Roger. |

2601 | [grunting] |

2602 | My name is Roger. |

2603 | [Ghoul] Hey, Rog. |

2604 | [laughing] Hey. Hey. |

2605 | Fancy seeing you out here. |

2606 | You out for that bounty, too, huh? |

2607 | Yep. |

2608 | [snarling] |

2609 | [wailing] |

2610 | Oh, shit. |

2611 | -How you feeling? -Oh... |

2612 | [chuckles] |

2613 | [exhales] |

2614 | You know... it's hard out here. |

2615 | Dang smoothies can be so unkind. |

2616 | [panting] |

2617 | I see you got a smoothie of your own. |

2618 | [snarling] |

2619 | -You're turning. -[grunts] |

2620 | Yeah. Yeah, maybe. |

2621 | Maybe. [chuckles] |

2622 | Hey, you-you don't happen to have any vials, do you? |

2623 | [sniffles] |

2624 | Just one little puff and I'll be back on my feet. |

2625 | You know I'm good for it. |

2626 | I'm sorry, Roger. I'm all out. |

2627 | That's okay. That's okay. |

2628 | Though, um, you and your smooth-faced friend, you, um... |

2629 | might want to clear out... before things get ugly. |

2630 | [snarls] |

2631 | I did okay. |

2632 | Twenty-eight years since I first started showing. |

2633 | [yelling] |

2634 | Oh, hell. |

2635 | [grunting] |

2636 | Not as long as you, though. |

2637 | You've outlasted us all. |

2638 | How long since you first started wastelanding? |

2639 | A long time. |

2640 | That's a lot of vials. |

2641 | [Ghoul] Well, I've always been good |

2642 | at making money, Roger. |

2643 | [exhales] |

2644 | Say... |

2645 | ...you remember how good food used to taste? |

2646 | Yeah. BlamCo Mac & Cheese. |

2647 | -Ice cream and apple pie. -[laughs] |

2648 | Hot damn. |

2649 | Apple pie. |

2650 | You know, my mom used to... |

2651 | [holsters gun] |

2652 | [Lucy] Wait... |

2653 | Why'd you do that? |

2654 | He was sick. |

2655 | [grunting] |

2656 | [crunch] |

2657 | Stop. Stop, stop. Please, I... |

2658 | No, I know it's hard up here, but you don't... you don't have... |

2659 | you don't have to resort to... to... |

2660 | What'd you say your name was? |

2661 | Lucy MacLean. |

2662 | [suspenseful music playing] |

2663 | MacLean? |

2664 | Huh. |

2665 | -[squishing] -Well, Lucy MacLean, |

2666 | it ain't all canned peaches and marmalade left up here, sweetheart. |

2667 | Sometimes a fella's got to eat a fella. |

2668 | Mmm. Mmm. |

2669 | Mmm. |

2670 | You know, my vault has endured hardship, too. |

2671 | In the Great Plague of '77, |

2672 | everyone had to quarantine, they couldn't work the farms together. |

2673 | People starved. |

2674 | My mother included. |

2675 | My dad dropped to 128 pounds, |

2676 | and he still refused to do anything like this. |

2677 | [laughs] |

2678 | What? What's so funny? |

2679 | Well, there's what people say they did |

2680 | and what they really did. |

2681 | I'll bet your daddy was first in line at the cookout. |

2682 | I bet he had a bib with a drawing of his neighbor's ass on there. |

2683 | How do you live like this? |

2684 | Why keep going? |

2685 | [dark music playing] |

2686 | Well, one good question deserves another. |

2687 | Why the fuck am I doing all the work? |

2688 | Now come on, Vaultie. |

2689 | Ass jerky don't make itself. |

2690 | [vocalist yodeling] |

2691 | [tense music playing] |

2692 | -[♪ Michael Brown: "Just Fine"] -♪Hello, ladies, how are you? ♪ |

2693 | ♪Just fine, just fine ♪ |

2694 | -♪Hello, fellas, how are you? ♪ -♪Just fine ♪ |

2695 | ♪It's real fine weather when we all can get together ♪ |

2696 | -[Reg whistling] -♪And we're all just fine, just fine ♪ |

2697 | ♪Are you glad that you are here... |

2698 | -Morning, Woody. -Morning, Reg. |

2699 | -Nice work on your posters. -Oh, thanks, Reg. |

2700 | I've been admiring yours as well. |

2701 | -Any luck? -[snoring] |

2702 | I asked him all sorts of questions. |

2703 | Who he is, who he works for, |

2704 | why his colleagues kidnapped Overseer MacLean. |

2705 | What organizing principle, if any, they operate under. |

2706 | Nothing, huh? |

2707 | [exhales] |

2708 | [Reg] Two hundred years with no contact. |

2709 | The terrible things this creature must have been through. |

2710 | -[shouts] -What's he doing? |

2711 | [Woody] Oh, no. |

2712 | Sir? Please stop. You will injure yourself. |

2713 | Fuck you! |

2714 | We better tranq him again. |

2715 | -For his own safety. -We'll try again tomorrow. |

2716 | ♪ ♪ |

2717 | There you are. |

2718 | Thought you might be up here. |

2719 | Made pie if you'd like a piece. |

2720 | I was there the first time that you tried rhubarb pie and ice cream. |

2721 | You sure did like pie that day. |

2722 | You came here to talk to me about what I said at the assembly. |

2723 | And why do you think that is? |

2724 | It upset people. |

2725 | You don't like it when people get upset. |

2726 | But you do? |

2727 | You're not the only one that feels the absence of your father. |

2728 | People here are hurting. |

2729 | Disoriented. |

2730 | And with your sister gone, you're the last standing MacLean. |

2731 | Your voice carries more weight than you might realize. |

2732 | I hid. |

2733 | During the raid, I got in a storage space and I hid. |

2734 | [dramatic music playing] |

2735 | Does that make you angry? |

2736 | Why does it matter? |

2737 | Regular boys... |

2738 | ...can get angry and they'll just pee on the wall. |

2739 | When clever boys like you are angry... |

2740 | Hmm. |

2741 | You're lucky not to have seen where that can lead. |

2742 | Just tread lightly. |

2743 | That's all I ask. |

2744 | [Ghoul coughing] |

2745 | [vocalist yodeling] |

2746 | [panting] |

2747 | [rad meter peaking] |

2748 | [Ghoul clears throat] |

2749 | Mmm. |

2750 | [dramatic music playing] |

2751 | [peaking intensifies] |

2752 | [pants] |

2753 | Now you're getting it. |

2754 | [gulping] |

2755 | How does that Golden Rule jibe with what's going through your head right now? |

2756 | What are you? |

2757 | Oh, I'm you, sweetie. You just give it a little time. |

2758 | [labored coughing] |

2759 | [tense music playing] |

2760 | [Lucy grunting] |

2761 | [jarring music playing] |

2762 | [groaning] |

2763 | [grunting] |

2764 | Where you think you going? You ain't going nowhere. |

2765 | There you are, you little killer. |

2766 | Aah! |

2767 | [screams] |

2768 | [panting] |

2769 | Now, that right there is the closest thing we've had to an honest exchange so far. |

2770 | [♪ Buddy Holly: "What to Do"] |

2771 | ♪What to do now that she doesn't want me ♪ |

2772 | ♪That's what haunts me ♪ |

2773 | ♪What to do ♪ |

2774 | ♪What to do to keep from being lonely ♪ |

2775 | -♪Want her only ♪♪ -[knock at door] |

2776 | -Hey. -Hey. |

2777 | I thought I'd just stop by and see how you're doing. |

2778 | -Not great, to be honest. -Mm. |

2779 | First I lost Lucy, and then I lost my job as the Gate-Keeper. |

2780 | -Right. -How are you handling the, uh... |

2781 | ...death of the father of your unborn baby? |

2782 | Same. |

2783 | I was actually just organizing some of Bert's things, and, |

2784 | well, I thought maybe you might want some of them? |

2785 | Oh. |

2786 | [mutters] |

2787 | This is all that's left of him. |

2788 | He was a good man, Steph. |

2789 | You think so? |

2790 | Of course. I mean, what can you say? |

2791 | Well... |

2792 | He took great care of his shoes. |

2793 | You know, it was one of the few things he truly loved. |

2794 | Get him talking about shoe maintenance, |

2795 | and... [chuckles] |

2796 | he'd just carry on until everyone left the room. |

2797 | I loved him so much. |

2798 | And those monsters took him away from me. |

2799 | Awful. |

2800 | Hate those guys. |

2801 | It would mean a lot to me if you took Bert's shoes. |

2802 | Wow. |

2803 | Thank you, Steph. I'll... |

2804 | -I'll try to wear them. -Oh, good. |

2805 | And this... |

2806 | [gasps] |

2807 | Oh, Bert. |

2808 | Bert... Bert. [crying] |

2809 | -Okay... -Oh, Bert. |

2810 | Oh, Bert. [sobs] |

2811 | Oh, Bert. [kisses] |

2812 | Oh, Bert. |

2813 | Bert. |

2814 | Bert. |

2815 | [♪ The Swallows: "It Ain't the Meat (It's the Motion)"] |

2816 | Oh, no, no, no. |

2817 | Could you just keep it on while we...? |

2818 | Oh, yeah, of course, I'm sorry. |

2819 | -What was I thinking? -[chuckling] |

2820 | ♪Makes your daddy want to rock ♪ |

2821 | Oh, Bert. |

2822 | -Yes, I am Bert. -Yeah. |

2823 | [Steph panting] |

2824 | [Steph moans] |

2825 | Now, that is one wet lady. |

2826 | Oh. Oh, oh, oh. |

2827 | [gasping] |

2828 | [both chuckle] |

2829 | -Bert! -Oh! -♪It's the movement ♪ |

2830 | ♪ That gives it the sock. ♪ |

2831 | [suspenseful music playing] |

2832 | [Ghoul] Transaction. |

2833 | [attendant]Yes? |

2834 | Two-month supply of vials. |

2835 | Exchange one female. Mint condition. |

2836 | Near mint condition. |

2837 | [attendant]Condition grading requires physical evaluation. |

2838 | Please send her in. |

2839 | [lock buzzes, latch clicks] |

2840 | What's in there? |

2841 | You're about to find out. |

2842 | You're selling me? |

2843 | You got problems out here, too, sweetheart. |

2844 | Best you try your luck behind that door. |

2845 | Go on. |

2846 | [dramatic music playing] |

2847 | [wheezing] |

2848 | [♪ Sam Fonteyn: "Journey into Melody"] |

2849 | Welcome. |

2850 | -What the fudge? -Fudge? There's no fudge here. |

2851 | Only a General Atomics International Mark 4. |

2852 | That's what I am. You seem to be a woman. |

2853 | Please, sir, my name is Lucy MacLean. |

2854 | My dad's been taken and I-I-I've been kidnapped. |

2855 | [stammers] He's right outside-- |

2856 | I say, you've lost a finger. |

2857 | Ah, that won't do at all. |

2858 | Let's get you taken care of. Follow me. |

2859 | Okay. |

2860 | Apologies for the mess. |

2861 | Time flies by lately. |

2862 | Especially since my temporal sensors went out in the Great War. |

2863 | That must have been a week ago, at least. |

2864 | Would you mind taking a seat on that gurney in front of you? |

2865 | Now, what have we here? |

2866 | Too fat, too withered. |

2867 | Ah, this one'll do it. |

2868 | Eh, you're lucky I don't have to use a thumb. |

2869 | Our finger inventory's in a sorry state. |

2870 | Now, if you give me your hand... |

2871 | [Lucy panting] |

2872 | Okay, you're going to feel a slight pinch. |

2873 | [soft whirring] |

2874 | [Lucy] Thank you. |

2875 | -I say. -I really do appreciate this. |

2876 | But listen, a big fish ate my head, and I need my head to get back to my dad-- |

2877 | There now. |

2878 | That's much better, isn't it? |

2879 | -Thank you, that... -Not a problem. |

2880 | That feels really, really nice. |

2881 | Now, would you prefer a dressing of high-quality synthetic fibers, |

2882 | classic cotton, or a comforting synthetic-cotton blend? |

2883 | You have... real cotton? |

2884 | Of course. Don't you? |

2885 | [sighs softly] |

2886 | Thank you. |

2887 | You know, that... that creature that brought me here, he... |

2888 | You seem unhappy. |

2889 | -He did not treat me very courteously. -Really? |

2890 | When I pointed out that he wasn't following the Golden Rule, |

2891 | he put a leash around my neck and he made me drink from puddle water |

2892 | that I'm pretty sure was just some kind of animal pee. |

2893 | Well, that is interesting. |

2894 | -And I thought I was here to be a sex slave. -What?! |

2895 | No! What a disgusting idea. |

2896 | [chuckles] |

2897 | I'm simply going to harvest your organs. |

2898 | Huh? |

2899 | [grunts softly] |

2900 | [guard] Dessert tray incoming. |

2901 | [prisoners chattering indistinctly] |

2902 | [prisoner] Hey, hey. |

2903 | [prisoner 2] You gonna take that from her? |

2904 | You gonna take that? |

2905 | Hey, Norm. |

2906 | Veronica. |

2907 | Wait, they're getting Jell-O cake? |

2908 | Those are my orders. |

2909 | [sighs] |

2910 | I wonder what your dad would say about this. |

2911 | He'd be handing them the cake himself. |

2912 | Yeah. He was a saint. |

2913 | Do you want it? |

2914 | Mm-hmm. |

2915 | Nobody's gonna know. |

2916 | [chuckles] Yeah. |

2917 | I'm gonna put this in my fridge. |

2918 | What are you looking at? |

2919 | [door closes] |

2920 | A murderer in a cage |

2921 | paying the price for what you did to us. |

2922 | For what you did to the innocent people in Vault 32. |

2923 | [ominous music playing] |

2924 | I don't know what the people in Vault 32 were up to. |

2925 | But it was anything but innocent. |

2926 | 31 and 32. |

2927 | [ominous music playing] |

2928 | [Steph groaning] |

2929 | Norm. Hi. |

2930 | [Steph screams] |

2931 | Feel like getting out of the house? |

2932 | Yes. |

2933 | [screams] |

2934 | [mysterious music playing] |

2935 | [Norm]Maybe he was messing with me, |

2936 | but one of the raiders told me there was something up in 32. |

2937 | [Chet] Uh-huh. |

2938 | Well, this isn't exactly fun for me, Norm. |

2939 | [Norm] Then why'd you come? |

2940 | [Chet] To be honest, I don't know. |

2941 | You don't think it's because you're still in love with my sister |

2942 | and being around me reminds you of her? |

2943 | [Chet scoffs] |

2944 | Hmm. |

2945 | [grunts] |

2946 | This is so wrong. |

2947 | Come on. [grunts] |

2948 | You have to see this. |

2949 | Wrong, wrong, wrong. |

2950 | ♪ ♪ |

2951 | You see? |

2952 | Whatever happened here happened a long time ago. |

2953 | ♪ ♪ |

2954 | ♪ ♪ |

2955 | [clicking, beeping] |

2956 | The last bio-signal detected was two years ago. |

2957 | [faint, indistinct chatter on TV] |

2958 | [TV announcer]This rodent colony is called a mouse utopia. |

2959 | Inside, the mice enjoy all the amenities-- |

2960 | all the food they can eat, all the padding they can sleep on-- |

2961 | but eventually overpopulation occurs. |

2962 | The mice fight for the once bountiful food, the once endless space. |

2963 | They eat each other in their desperation to survive. |

2964 | So, if they were already dead when the raiders got here, |

2965 | who killed them? |

2966 | I mean, it looks like they strangled each other with their hands. |

2967 | It just doesn't make any sense. |

2968 | [♪ Sam Fonteyn: "Journey into Melody"] |

2969 | [Snip Snip whistling] |

2970 | [Rose]Lucy. |

2971 | [Rose]Lucy, sweetie, |

2972 | what are you doing out here? |

2973 | ♪ ♪ |

2974 | [Martha] My name is Martha. |

2975 | Martha. My name is Martha. |

2976 | Martha. My name is Martha. Martha. |

2977 | My name is Martha. |

2978 | Martha. |

2979 | [Snip Snip]Pardon the interruption. |

2980 | Our latest arrival has arrived. |

2981 | Oh, shit. |

2982 | What are they asking, Snip Snip? |

2983 | Sixty vials. |

2984 | We can do 60. |

2985 | -Fantastic. -Oh, do her now |

2986 | so she's ready for the next pickup. |

2987 | Excellent idea as always, sir. |

2988 | Thanks, Snip Snip. |

2989 | Do excuse me. |

2990 | Nice robot. |

2991 | [Snip Snip]Where are you from again? |

2992 | [Lucy groaning] |

2993 | Never been there myself. Hope to go there someday soon. |

2994 | ♪ ♪ |

2995 | Here we are. Let's get on with it, shall we? |

2996 | We don't want to keep your associate waiting. |

2997 | [ominous music playing] |

2998 | Sir, you can't do this. |

2999 | Please, I need my organs. |

3000 | Now, don't be afraid. |

3001 | A little snip-snip and it will all be over. |

3002 | Hold still now. |

3003 | This won't hurt a bit. |

3004 | Excuse me. |

3005 | [paddles charge] |

3006 | [garbled, overlapping phrases] |

3007 | There's no fudge here. |

3008 | I am ever-ready to serve... |

3009 | to serve... to serve. |

3010 | [cartoon sound effects on TV] |

3011 | [chuckles] |

3012 | Hands up. |

3013 | Do as I say, and Snip Snip doesn't get hurt. |

3014 | [man][on TV] Calling all cars. |

3015 | It's a fucking robot. |

3016 | Yeah, you might as well be holding an air conditioner hostage. |

3017 | [Huey] Well, an air conditioner sounds nice, though. |

3018 | [Squirrel] Yeah, an air conditioner would be a big deal. |

3019 | But you know what I mean. |

3020 | Totally. The question was, |

3021 | does she know what you mean? |

3022 | [Lucy] Yeah. I think I do. |

3023 | That's why I put Abraxo Draining Fluid in his syringes. |

3024 | Snip Snip, tell them what Abraxo does to the human body. |

3025 | If you've got a c-c-clog that's full of muck, |

3026 | trust Abraxo Draining Fluid t-t-to get it unstuck. |

3027 | It's v-v-very poisonous. |

3028 | Okay, you can walk out of here. |

3029 | Not just me. |

3030 | Them, too. |

3031 | [uplifting music playing] |

3032 | [ghouls snarling] |

3033 | Hey, thank you. |

3034 | I said all of them. |

3035 | Lady, those-those ones, you don't understand-- |

3036 | Whoa. |

3037 | [alarm blares] |

3038 | Don't be scared. |

3039 | You're free. Go. |

3040 | [snarling] |

3041 | Oh, gosh. |

3042 | [snarling] |

3043 | [intense music playing] |

3044 | -[shouts] -[Snip Snip]Hello there. |

3045 | Goodbye. |

3046 | Martha. My name is Martha. |

3047 | [snarling] |

3048 | [tense music playing] |

3049 | Martha. My name is Martha. |

3050 | That's right. Your name is Martha. |

3051 | [snarling] |

3052 | No. No. |

3053 | [growling] Martha. My name is Martha. |

3054 | Please, please. |

3055 | Come on, I know there's someone in there. Talk to me. |

3056 | Please! |

3057 | [panting] |

3058 | [somber music playing] |

3059 | [Snip Snip]Pardon me, madam. |

3060 | Could I help you have a better day? |

3061 | No, thank you. |

3062 | [dramatic music playing] |

3063 | Oh, geez. |

3064 | [grunts] |

3065 | [Chet] Okay. |

3066 | I think it's safe to say they went bananas. |

3067 | This still doesn't explain how the raiders got in. |

3068 | These people were crazy. |

3069 | If there were any survivors down here, |

3070 | they probably opened the door and welcomed the raiders right in. |

3071 | [typing on keyboard] |

3072 | [suspenseful music playing] |

3073 | It says it was opened from the outside. |

3074 | No. |

3075 | They'd need a Pip-Boy to open the door. |

3076 | They had one. |

3077 | Whose? |

3078 | My mom's. |

3079 | [dramatic music playing] |

3080 | [labored breathing] |

3081 | You don't get these, you turn into one of those? |

3082 | That how it works? |

3083 | I may end up looking like you... |

3084 | ...but I'll never be like you. |

3085 | Golden Rule, motherfucker. |

3086 | [majestic music playing] |

3087 | -[♪ The Andrews Sisters: "I Can Dream, Can't I?"] -♪Dream on ♪ |

3088 | ♪Dream ♪ |

3089 | ♪ On... |

3090 | [grunting] |

3091 | ♪I can see ♪ |

3092 | ♪No matter how near ♪ |

3093 | ♪You'll be ♪ |

3094 | ♪You'll never belong ♪ |

3095 | ♪ To me ♪ |

3096 | [coughs] |

3097 | ♪But I can dream, can't I? ♪ |

3098 | ♪Can't I pretend that I'm locked ♪ |

3099 | ♪In the bend ♪ |

3100 | ♪Of your embrace? ♪ |

3101 | ♪For dreams ♪ |

3102 | ♪Are just like wine ♪ |

3103 | ♪And I am drunk ♪ |

3104 | ♪With mine ♪ |

3105 | ♪I'm aware ♪ |

3106 | ♪My heart is a sad affair... |

3107 | Are you shitting me? |

3108 | ♪There's much disillusion ♪ |

3109 | ♪There ♪ |

3110 | ♪But I can dream ♪ |

3111 | ♪Can't I... |

3112 | Whoo! |

3113 | Ah. I'd love to share some of this with y'all, but... |

3114 | [grunts] |

3115 | ...y'all weren't invited to this party. |

3116 | [chuckles] |

3117 | ♪There ♪ |

3118 | ♪But I can dream ♪ |

3119 | ♪Can't I? ♪ |

3120 | ♪Can't I adore you? ♪ |

3121 | ♪Although we are oceans apart? ♪ |

3122 | ♪I can't make you open your heart ♪ |

3123 | ♪But I can dream ♪ |

3124 | ♪Can't I? ♪♪ |

3125 | [grunts] |

3126 | [sighs] |

3127 | [clicks] |

3128 | [Western-style music playing over TV] |

3129 | [gunshot] |

3130 | [man groaning over TV] |

3131 | There's an old Mexican eulogy, "Feo, fuerte y formal." |

3132 | Means he was ugly, strong, |

3133 | and had dignity. |

3134 | -Well, Joey... -[gun cocks over TV] |

3135 | ...I'll give you two out of three on that front. |

3136 | [gunshot] |

3137 | [grunts] |

3138 | I hope you like the taste of lead, you commie son of a bitch. |

3139 | [triumphant music playing over TV] |

3140 | Yee-haw! |

3141 | ♪ ♪ |

3142 | ♪ ♪ |

3143 | ♪ ♪ |

3144 | [♪ Sam Fonteyn: "Journey into Melody"] |

3145 | ♪ ♪ |

3146 | ♪ ♪ |

3147 | ♪ ♪ |

3148 | [Wilzig]You can change |

3149 | the future if you can bring me to Moldaver. |

3150 | Just my head. |

3151 | [growling] |

3152 | [Wilzig]This is the only way to get your dad back. |

3153 | [Titus]You stupid motherfucker, |

3154 | you know this is all your fault. |

3155 | They'll kill you for this. |

3156 | Not if I bring back the target. |

3157 | [roars] |

3158 | [Thaddeus screaming] |

3159 | [CX404 barks] |

3160 | Is that...? |

3161 | The head. |

3162 | -Yeah! -Whoo! |

3163 | [Reg] Is there something you'd like to say, Norm? |

3164 | It was not my intention to question your leadership, Overseer. |

3165 | [both] Thank you. |

3166 | I don't know what the people of Vault 32 |

3167 | were up to, but it was anything but innocent. |

3168 | It was opened from the outside. |

3169 | -They'd need a Pip-Boy to open the door. -They had one. |

3170 | My mom's. |

3171 | [eerie music playing] |

3172 | [snarling] |

3173 | [indistinct chatter] |

3174 | [Thaddeus] I thought I had it. |

3175 | I thought I had it, I really did. I thought I had it. |

3176 | -[♪ The Jet Tones: "Henry"] -It was just like... [makes whoosh sound] |

3177 | -[Maximus laughing] -When you ripped that thing inside out |

3178 | and its guts went flying everywhere? |

3179 | I thought I was dead meat. |

3180 | That was really special. |

3181 | [Maximus] [distorted] Yeah, it was kind of special. |

3182 | Wait. You should brand me. |

3183 | [Maximus] Uh, I don't know. |

3184 | But I-I'm not officially your squire until you brand me. |

3185 | -It's late. -Come on. |

3186 | [Maximus] Are you sure? It really hurts. |

3187 | I want you to. I want you to. Please. |

3188 | [Maximus] All right. |

3189 | Yeah, let's do it. |

3190 | -[exhales] -It is your most sacred duty |

3191 | to protect the Brotherhood. |

3192 | After which, it is your most sacred duty |

3193 | to protect me, Knight Titus. |

3194 | Do you accept? |

3195 | Oh, yeah. You bet I do. [chuckles] |

3196 | [Maximus] Okay, hold still. |

3197 | -[searing] -[screams] |

3198 | [shouting] |

3199 | [Maximus chuckles] |

3200 | -Almost done. -[wailing] |

3201 | [Thaddeus] Oh... [grunting] |

3202 | -Told you. It hurts. -[shouts] |

3203 | [laughs] Oh... |

3204 | Oh, man. |

3205 | [groans] Still pretty hot. |

3206 | Ah, thank you, Knight Titus. |

3207 | -[Maximus] Yep, yeah. -I cannot wait |

3208 | to return to base and see the look on everyone's faces |

3209 | when they see us return with the target. |

3210 | Oh, man. |

3211 | Titus and Thaddeus. |

3212 | The T-Boys! Yeah. |

3213 | [exhales] |

3214 | [Maximus] Hey, look, uh... |

3215 | Before we go back |

3216 | -to the... -[chuckles] |

3217 | ...to the base... |

3218 | ...there's probably something I... I-I should tell you. |

3219 | Yeah. I mean, whatever you want. |

3220 | I'm officially your squire now. You can tell me anything. |

3221 | Goals, insecurities, thoughts, regrets. |

3222 | Love life stuff? I don't care. |

3223 | [static] |

3224 | [Maximus] Actually, it's, uh... |

3225 | Maximus. |

3226 | [Maximus] U-Uh, we can still be friends. |

3227 | What did you do? |

3228 | Where's Knight Titus? |

3229 | [Maximus] Oh, he's... |

3230 | He's dead. |

3231 | So, you know... |

3232 | we... you and I, we-we just have to get our story straight |

3233 | before we go back. |

3234 | -They're gonna kill you. -No, I mean, they don't have to find out. |

3235 | It's the Brotherhood. They'll find out. |

3236 | [tense music playing] |

3237 | [Maximus] I should have known better than to trust you. |

3238 | [heavy thudding] |

3239 | [gasps] |

3240 | I'm sorry. |

3241 | [screams] |

3242 | [Maximus] Stop moving. |

3243 | [Thaddeus grunting] |

3244 | Get off me. |

3245 | -[machinery whirring] -Thadd... |

3246 | -[beeping] -Thaddeus. |

3247 | No, don't... |

3248 | Don't leave me in here. |

3249 | -I'll fucking kill you, Thaddeus. -You should have. |

3250 | Can't believe I let you fucking brand me. |

3251 | [grunting] |

3252 | [Maximus] Thaddeus? |

3253 | Don't leave me here! |

3254 | This stinky old head's mine now. |

3255 | [Maximus] No! |

3256 | Get back here. Please. Please, please, no. |

3257 | Don't leave me in here. |

3258 | Thaddeus! Get back here. |

3259 | Thaddeus! |

3260 | -I'll kill you! I swear I'll kill you! -[CX404 barks] |

3261 | [barks] |

3262 | [screams] |

3263 | [intense music playing] |

3264 | [eerie music playing] |

3265 | -[panting softly] -[soft clicking] |

3266 | [chitters] |

3267 | No. No. |

3268 | No. No. |

3269 | Plea... Please. |

3270 | [gasps] |

3271 | Please, no, no, no, no. Not from there. |

3272 | No. [cries] |

3273 | [gunshot] |

3274 | [panting] |

3275 | [♪ Bonnie Guitar: "Robin in the Pine"] |

3276 | ♪There's a robin ♪ |

3277 | ♪Singing in the old pine tree ♪ |

3278 | -[grunting] -[radroach squeals] |

3279 | ♪Spring is coming o'er the hills ♪ |

3280 | [grunting continues] |

3281 | [wet crunching] |

3282 | ♪In a nest for two ♪ |

3283 | -♪You'll find ♪ -[panting] |

3284 | ♪Two eggs of blue... |

3285 | [Maximus] [muffled] Hey. Can you please let me out of here? |

3286 | [gasping] |

3287 | [clears throat] |

3288 | That was you, right? |

3289 | -Back in Filly? -Yes, that was... |

3290 | ...that was me. |

3291 | Why can't you move? |

3292 | Cause someone stole my fusion core. |

3293 | Please, c-can you please let me out? |

3294 | ♪There's a robin singing ♪ |

3295 | -♪In the old pine tree ♪♪ -[soft clicking] |

3296 | Believe me, I really want to trust you, but... |

3297 | I've had a rough week. |

3298 | Yeah. |

3299 | Me, too. |

3300 | [eerie music playing] |

3301 | You, uh, remember that, uh, man I left with, |

3302 | with the glasses and the wh-whole body? |

3303 | -Yes. -Yeah, I'm looking for his head. |

3304 | That's why I'm here, that's, um... |

3305 | I mean, that's why I'm passing through. [grunts] |

3306 | Hey. You have radiation sickness. |

3307 | I got, I got RadAway left in the sleeve of my armor. |

3308 | You can have it if you let me out. |

3309 | [panting] |

3310 | [tense music playing] |

3311 | I really want to believe you, but... |

3312 | practically every person I've met up here has tried to kill me, so... |

3313 | Listen. Hey. |

3314 | You don't get this medicine, you're gonna pass out. Okay? |

3315 | And if you lose consciousness, we're both gonna die. |

3316 | Trust me, please. |

3317 | Please. |

3318 | What's your name? |

3319 | I'm Knight Titus. |

3320 | I'm Lucy. |

3321 | There's a manual option, you just... |

3322 | I got it. [grunts] |

3323 | Oh. |

3324 | [panting] |

3325 | [grunts] |

3326 | The T-60, right? |

3327 | The Army started using these after the Battle of Anchorage. |

3328 | I've seen these in old engineering manuals but never in real life. |

3329 | And you've even got the tempered lining in this one, which is... |

3330 | [stammering softly] |

3331 | [atmospheric music playing] |

3332 | How did the raiders get ahold of my mom's Pip-Boy? |

3333 | Maybe the logs were falsified. |

3334 | Why? |

3335 | Why? This is the thing you're asking "why" about? |

3336 | -I want to check one more thing. -No... |

3337 | Can't we just go home? |

3338 | Come on. |

3339 | [electrical buzzing] |

3340 | [Norm] It looks like they were trying to get into 31, but why? |

3341 | [Chet] All I know is, |

3342 | we're leaving. |

3343 | [tense music playing] |

3344 | -If anybody asks where we were-- -I'll have a heart attack. |

3345 | [children laughing] |

3346 | [Betty] Norman? Chester? |

3347 | Where have you two been? |

3348 | -We've been planting tat-tatos. -Tatos. |

3349 | Well, run along now. |

3350 | I had no idea people lived in those vaults. |

3351 | What did you think was in them? |

3352 | -Monsters. -[laughs] |

3353 | That's what people say. |

3354 | [chuckles] No. |

3355 | Just regular folk like me. |

3356 | Well, my squire stole something vital to the Brotherhood. |

3357 | I've got to go after him. |

3358 | Good luck. |

3359 | Wait. |

3360 | This Brotherhood of yours... |

3361 | You guys have more of those T-60s? |

3362 | -Yeah. -And guns? |

3363 | Like real... |

3364 | "I'm not messing around"-type guns? |

3365 | Yeah. |

3366 | Listen, I have a tracker that'll lead right to that head. |

3367 | Now, seeing as everybody on Earth seems to be after that thing, |

3368 | I'm guessing that's what you're looking for, too? |

3369 | What are you suggesting? |

3370 | We travel together. |

3371 | We use my tracker to catch up to your squire, get the head, |

3372 | and take it to the Brotherhood. |

3373 | In exchange for my help, then you'll lend me the services |

3374 | of five or six of your knights to save my father. |

3375 | Look. |

3376 | You could have been lying about the medicine, and you weren't. |

3377 | And you could have killed me when I collapsed back there, and... |

3378 | you didn't. |

3379 | I get that trust doesn't come easily up here. |

3380 | But you can trust me. |

3381 | I'm from a place where the worst someone can do to you is |

3382 | forget to say thank you. |

3383 | Sounds like a nice way to live. |

3384 | It is. |

3385 | ["Battle Hymn of the Republic" score playing] |

3386 | -[♪ Mormon Tabernacle Choir: "Battle Hymn of the Republic"] -[microphone feedback] |

3387 | [Betty] [over P.A.]Good morning, Vault 33. |

3388 | This is Betty, asking for your vote for overseer today. |

3389 | As you step into the balloting kiosk, remember that today |

3390 | is about the future of our vault |

3391 | and, more importantly, the future of civilization. |

3392 | Reclamation Day. |

3393 | One day we will have the incredible opportunity |

3394 | to repopulate the Earth |

3395 | and bring order and civility up to the surface. |

3396 | Who you choose today is an important step |

3397 | to accomplishing that mission. |

3398 | I have faith you will make the right choice. |

3399 | Thank you. |

3400 | ♪His truth is marching on... |

3401 | I'm sorry, Reg. |

3402 | I just feel that in times of crisis... |

3403 | you need someone with experience. |

3404 | Hey, it's your vote. |

3405 | -No hard feelings, Davey. -Yeah. |

3406 | ♪Glory, glory... |

3407 | You know, with the water crisis and the prisoners |

3408 | -a-and just all the uncertainty-- -Really, it's fine. |

3409 | We vote in private booths for a reason. |

3410 | Right. |

3411 | ♪His truth is... |

3412 | And Betty's already been overseer once. |

3413 | Mm. |

3414 | Oh. |

3415 | I'm gonna vote for Betty. |

3416 | I got that impression. |

3417 | ♪Truth is marching, truth is marching ♪ |

3418 | ♪Glory, glory, hallelujah ♪ |

3419 | ♪Glory, glory, hallelujah ♪ |

3420 | ♪Glory, glory, hallelujah, his truth is ♪ |

3421 | Oh, who am I kidding? |

3422 | ♪Marching on ♪♪ |

3423 | [chimes] |

3424 | [Lucy] At this rate, we'll have caught up by sundown. |

3425 | Hey, can I ask you a favor? |

3426 | Okay. |

3427 | Can you tell me what's happened in the last 200 years? |

3428 | What do you mean? |

3429 | Just the last 200 years. Like a-a quick rundown. |

3430 | I know about the Great War and the bombs falling, |

3431 | and the 320 years of American history before then. |

3432 | I just need help with the last 200 years. |

3433 | After the bombs fell. |

3434 | The bombs fell when I was a kid. |

3435 | Is that what they tell you in your Brotherhood? |

3436 | [Maximus] You're the one who grew up in a box underground. |

3437 | Also, you thought you would show up to some warlord |

3438 | with no armor, no help, and expect him to just |

3439 | turn over a hostage to you? |

3440 | Did you really think that that would work? |

3441 | I had the head. |

3442 | Yeah, but we don't even know what's in it. |

3443 | That's true. |

3444 | Look, I... I come from a place where the world is what you make of it. |

3445 | Okay? It's not like up here. |

3446 | We're naive down there. |

3447 | Up until I was six, I really thought that the big light on our farm |

3448 | was the sun. |

3449 | My mom used to take me to play out under that light, |

3450 | and I swear I could feel the sun |

3451 | -baking my skin. -[Rose] Lucy. |

3452 | [speaks indistinctly] |

3453 | [Lucy]After my mom was gone, |

3454 | I realized it was just her that made it all feel so real. |

3455 | [contemplative music playing] |

3456 | [Lucy] So, like, Earth is round, Earth is flat. |

3457 | Where are you guys on that these days? |

3458 | -[tapping key] -[beeping] |

3459 | [atmospheric music playing] |

3460 | ♪ ♪ |

3461 | [Marianne]It is my honor to announce |

3462 | that, with a 98% majority, |

3463 | Betty Pearson has been elected vault overseer. |

3464 | [dramatic music playing] |

3465 | -I'm so honored… -[cheers and applause] |

3466 | …to step into Hank MacLean's shoes. |

3467 | Better luck next time, Reg. |

3468 | -Yeah. -Yeah. |

3469 | [triumphant music playing] |

3470 | [Norm] Congratulations, Overseer. |

3471 | Thank you. |

3472 | [chuckles] |

3473 | [Lucy] So, you guys use prewar technology |

3474 | to find and collect prewar technology |

3475 | to make sure no one has prewar technology? |

3476 | I mean... [chuckles] yeah. |

3477 | Well, when you say it like that, I mean, yeah, it's… |

3478 | -[laughs] -...it's weird. |

3479 | -[wind whooshing] -[metal creaking] |

3480 | [Javin] You armed? |

3481 | No. |

3482 | Yes, we are. |

3483 | Are you armed? |

3484 | No. |

3485 | We're just gonna walk on by. |

3486 | That okay with you? |

3487 | It's fine. |

3488 | [quietly] Give me your gun. |

3489 | What? No. |

3490 | [Rink] Okay, we're walking towards you. |

3491 | There's no one here but us and them. |

3492 | It's not safe. Give me your gun. |

3493 | -They said they're not armed. -They're lying. |

3494 | You're lying. |

3495 | [Javin] What's happening over there? |

3496 | Yeah, we're just being careful. You can come on through. |

3497 | [Rink] Are you trying to fuck us? |

3498 | [quietly] The gun. |

3499 | Okay, uh, I think we're all feeling some tension. |

3500 | Yeah? |

3501 | A little stress? [nervous chuckle] |

3502 | Uh, so why don't we all take a deep breath? |

3503 | [nervous chuckle] |

3504 | [Javin] What the fuck are you talking about?! |

3505 | [deep exhale] |

3506 | Oh, okay, uh... |

3507 | We're gonna do this. |

3508 | Um... |

3509 | How about on the count of three we all raise up our arms? |

3510 | We already said we don't have any weapons. |

3511 | -And neither do we! -Well, either way, |

3512 | could we... could we just give it a try? |

3513 | Please? |

3514 | Okay. Great. |

3515 | Uh, hands up on the count of three. Ready? |

3516 | One... |

3517 | Two... |

3518 | Three. |

3519 | [♪ Herb Alpert & the Tijuana Brass: "Ladyfingers"] |

3520 | ♪ ♪ |

3521 | [disorienting music playing] |

3522 | Wh... Why?! |

3523 | Fiends. |

3524 | -Should've known. -[panting] |

3525 | You've been shot. |

3526 | It's just a scratch. |

3527 | Happens all the time. |

3528 | What's a fiend? |

3529 | It's people who eat people. |

3530 | I hate it up here. |

3531 | [♪ Paul Cartledge & Harry Ferri: "Battle Hymn of the Republic"] |

3532 | [door opens] |

3533 | You ran a great campaign. |

3534 | I know. |

3535 | -Must've put ten posters up. -Yeah. |

3536 | That's what you got to do. You put a few posters up |

3537 | and let democracy run its course. |

3538 | You know, I ran once. |

3539 | And then that weevil famine came. |

3540 | Lost to none other than Hank MacLean. |

3541 | You know what they say. |

3542 | "When things look glum, vote for somebody from Vault 31." |

3543 | [pats back] |

3544 | Uh... |

3545 | I voted for Betty. |

3546 | -[cooing] -[Chet] Yeah. |

3547 | [shower running] |

3548 | [whispering] You don't think it's weird that we always elect an overseer |

3549 | from Vault 31? |

3550 | They did the same exact thing in Vault 32. |

3551 | [Steph singing scales] |

3552 | Honestly? No. |

3553 | By all accounts, Vault 31 has more resources, |

3554 | a better education system, and... |

3555 | you know, they got that phrase. |

3556 | "When things look glum, vote 31." |

3557 | Shh. |

3558 | [whispering] It's a powerful slogan. |

3559 | [rattling] |

3560 | You think 200 years of coincidence comes down to a slogan? |

3561 | [Chet sighs] |

3562 | You might as well be asking why everyone prefers Jell-O cake to apple pie. |

3563 | I don't know why, they just do. |

3564 | So, if it's not at all worrisome, why are we whispering? |

3565 | Because we just snuck into a vault filled with dead bodies. |

3566 | Not to mention Steph's from Vault 31. |

3567 | Oh. Hello, Norman. |

3568 | Steph. I actually was just heading out. |

3569 | -We'll, uh, pick this up later. -Hey, sure. |

3570 | -Steph? -[Steph] Hmm? |

3571 | How was Vault 31 different from here? |

3572 | What did your dad tell you? |

3573 | Not much, actually. It's-it's why I'm asking. |

3574 | Gee, I don't know. |

3575 | Maybe the mashed potatoes were a little better? |

3576 | That is what my dad used to say. |

3577 | Must be true then. |

3578 | It must be true. |

3579 | [gloomy, ominous music playing] |

3580 | [microphone feedback] |

3581 | [Betty] [over P.A.]Hello, Vault 33. |

3582 | In my first edict as overseer, |

3583 | I will be hosting a vault-wide meeting about the future of Vault 32 |

3584 | tomorrow at 10:00 a.m. |

3585 | See you there. |

3586 | [metal squeaking] |

3587 | [Maximus] What? |

3588 | This isn't... real, right? |

3589 | You never heard of the New California Republic? |

3590 | [Lucy] 34,000 people lived here after the war? |

3591 | [Maximus] Yeah. |

3592 | What about Reclamation Day? |

3593 | Th-The entire purpose of my vault was... |

3594 | to come up to the surface one day and... |

3595 | [shaky breath] |

3596 | ...and restart civilization. |

3597 | It's-it's Reclamation Day, it's what keeps us all going and... |

3598 | [sad, contemplative music playing] |

3599 | It... |

3600 | It already h-happened without us. |

3601 | Well, if it makes you feel any better, it didn't work out. |

3602 | Hey. |

3603 | Come. |

3604 | ♪ ♪ |

3605 | ♪ ♪ |

3606 | What happened? |

3607 | It's the same thing that always happens. |

3608 | Everyone wants to save the world, they just... |

3609 | ...they disagree on how. |

3610 | I wonder if anyone survived. |

3611 | I did. |

3612 | [distant explosions] |

3613 | We should keep moving. |

3614 | Hey... |

3615 | [grunts] |

3616 | Titus, this is more than just a graze. |

3617 | We have to get you something... from somewhere. |

3618 | [groans] |

3619 | We need to get the head. |

3620 | [exhales] The head can wait. |

3621 | Come on. |

3622 | [sinister music playing] |

3623 | [exhales] Look. |

3624 | Hey. |

3625 | Wait. |

3626 | There could be anything in there. |

3627 | Yeah. |

3628 | Like a first aid kit. |

3629 | [tense music playing] |

3630 | [Maximus] Lucy! |

3631 | Lucy! |

3632 | [sighs, grunts] |

3633 | [lights buzzing] |

3634 | ♪ ♪ |

3635 | Lucy? |

3636 | ♪ ♪ |

3637 | Lucy? |

3638 | [grunts] |

3639 | [alarm blaring] |

3640 | Lucy. |

3641 | Lucy! [screams] |

3642 | [baby cooing] |

3643 | [Betty] Thank you for coming, everyone. |

3644 | It is important to me for us all |

3645 | to see this place together. |

3646 | As a community. |

3647 | As a family. |

3648 | So that we can heal together |

3649 | and rebuild together. |

3650 | What is happening here? |

3651 | Now, I spoke with the overseer of Vault 31 |

3652 | and we agreed these vaults of ours |

3653 | are too sacred to leave empty. |

3654 | Which is why I am announcing a resettling campaign. |

3655 | Some of us will stay home to rebuild 33. |

3656 | Others will be moving into Vault 32 |

3657 | in the coming weeks to start anew. |

3658 | -[♪ Dinah Washington: "What a Difference a Day Made"] -♪What a difference a day made ♪ |

3659 | ♪24little hours ♪ |

3660 | ♪Brought the sun and the flowers ♪ |

3661 | ♪Mm, where there used to be rain ♪ |

3662 | ♪My yesterday was blue, dear ♪ |

3663 | ♪Today I'm a part of you, dear ♪ |

3664 | ♪My lonely nights are through, dear ♪ |

3665 | [Betty]We must remember how good we have it here |

3666 | in Vaults 31, 32 and 33. |

3667 | Three democracies in three vaults. |

3668 | Separated to prevent the spread of threats, |

3669 | but connected to aid one another |

3670 | in times of need. |

3671 | We are the lucky ones. |

3672 | We are the light |

3673 | burning in the darkness. |

3674 | And we will carry on until the day we bring |

3675 | that light to the surface. |

3676 | ♪And the difference ♪ |

3677 | ♪Is you ♪♪ |

3678 | Find anything interesting? |

3679 | Great job cleaning up. |

3680 | The raiders destroyed so much. |

3681 | But not our spirits. |

3682 | Betty? |

3683 | When my mother died, what happened to her Pip-Boy? |

3684 | It was buried with her. |

3685 | How are you so sure? |

3686 | Because I buried her myself. |

3687 | Me and your father. |

3688 | [contemplative music playing] |

3689 | ♪ ♪ |

3690 | [exhales] |

3691 | [intriguing music playing] |

3692 | Where are we? |

3693 | It's okay. |

3694 | We'll be all right. |

3695 | What is this place? |

3696 | We're in the best place in the world. |

3697 | [♪ Brook Benton: "It's Just a Matter of Time"] |

3698 | We're in a vault. |

3699 | ♪Someday ♪ |

3700 | ♪Someway ♪ |

3701 | ♪You'll realize ♪ |

3702 | ♪That you've been blind ♪ |

3703 | ♪Yes, darling ♪ |

3704 | ♪You're going to need me again ♪ |

3705 | ♪It's just a matter of time ♪ |

3706 | ♪Go on ♪ |

3707 | ♪Go on ♪ |

3708 | ♪Until you reach ♪ |

3709 | ♪The end ♪ |

3710 | ♪Of the line ♪ |

3711 | ♪But I know ♪ |

3712 | ♪You'll pass my way again ♪ |

3713 | ♪It's just a matter ♪ |

3714 | ♪Of time ♪♪ |

3715 | [ambient music playing] |

3716 | ♪ ♪ |

3717 | ♪ ♪ |

3718 | [ominous music playing] |

3719 | [Emil]The audience-- |

3720 | they want to see that even |

3721 | a good man as yourself can be |

3722 | -driven too far. -Yeah, I understand that, but that's not really my thing. |

3723 | [Lucy shrieks] |

3724 | [gunshot] |

3725 | Why can't you move? |

3726 | [Maximus]Someone stole my fusion core. |

3727 | What are you suggesting? |

3728 | We travel together, get the head and take it to the Brotherhood. |

3729 | In exchange, you'll lend me the services of your knights to save my father. |

3730 | -[wolf whistles] -[Cooper]You know, I've never done an advertisement before |

3731 | in my life. |

3732 | [Lucy]I wonder if anyone survived. |

3733 | I did. |

3734 | Lucy! |

3735 | [propulsive music playing] |

3736 | [screaming] |

3737 | Where are we? |

3738 | We're in the best place in the world. |

3739 | We're in a vault. |

3740 | [fanfare playing] |

3741 | Oh. |

3742 | Hello there. |

3743 | Yep, it's me, Cooper Howard, |

3744 | star of stage and screen. |

3745 | But I'm not here today to talk to you about my latest picture. |

3746 | No, today I'm here to show you a vast and wonderful place, |

3747 | not made by God Almighty but the working man. |

3748 | A veritable Camelot of the nuclear age. |

3749 | Now, how 'bout we turn on some lights. |

3750 | [soft, rustic music playing] |

3751 | There, that's better. |

3752 | Now, I'm speaking to you from deep inside the fully-livable |

3753 | Model 96JQ1164. |

3754 | And what a beaut she is. |

3755 | And what a song she sings. |

3756 | Now, that right there is Vault 4's three-foot-thick lead casing. |

3757 | Strong enough to keep out the rads |

3758 | and the Reds. |

3759 | Each one of these underground burghs |

3760 | comes with all the modern amenities you've come to expect |

3761 | from our rip-roarin' republic. |

3762 | Now, this corridor here is Sycamore Street, |

3763 | where you'll wave howdy to any one of your 200 neighbors |

3764 | on your way home for an enchanted evening with your loved ones. |

3765 | Mm. |

3766 | Meet the Hawthornes. |

3767 | Now, this isn't just your average all-American family. |

3768 | No, Lloyd and Cassandra here are both scientists, |

3769 | specializing in the effects of radiation on human DNA. |

3770 | [Cassandra] That's right. |

3771 | And we'll be living and working right here in Vault 4, |

3772 | leading a community governed entirely by scientists. |

3773 | Wait a second, did you say "living down here"? |

3774 | Well, there hasn't been a nuclear incident, has there? |

3775 | [Lloyd] Uh, no, not yet. |

3776 | But, uh, our family and a group of 80 volunteers |

3777 | will be conducting a five-year trial of Vault 4. |

3778 | To demonstrate to the world that, |

3779 | no matter what comes our way, |

3780 | America will be ready. |

3781 | Five years. |

3782 | Well, I may play a hero in the movies, but... |

3783 | you all are heroes in real life. |

3784 | And now you can be a hero, too. |

3785 | By purchasing a residence in a Vault-Tec vault today. |

3786 | Because if the worst should happen tomorrow, |

3787 | the world is gonna need Americans just like you |

3788 | to build a better day after. |

3789 | -[director] And cut. -[bell rings] |

3790 | That was a great take. You happy? |

3791 | Fellas, are you happy? |

3792 | [chuckling] |

3793 | All right. Gary, I'm wrapped, right? |

3794 | -Yes, sir. -Uh, how'd we do? |

3795 | -We were so nervous. -Aw, you did great. |

3796 | Yeah, it was really lovely to meet you. Thanks for coming out. |

3797 | Thank you so much. Good to meet you. |

3798 | -Mr. Howard, great work today. -Ah. |

3799 | Oh, thanks. Thanks, man. |

3800 | Bud Askins. I oversee our Southern California operations. |

3801 | -Ah. -I, uh, came over to Vault-Tec |

3802 | in Q3 after a ten-year stint at West Tek. |

3803 | -[chuckles] -West Tek. |

3804 | It's a defense contractor. |

3805 | Oh, I'm, uh, very familiar with you guys. |

3806 | You designed the T-45 power armor. |

3807 | First of its kind. |

3808 | No, I-I oversaw the-the rollout. |

3809 | You know, the design flaws were ridiculous, but... |

3810 | -they sure looked great. -I wore the T-45 |

3811 | when we almost lost the great state of Alaska to the Reds. |

3812 | Those design flaws of yours cost a lot of good men and women their lives. |

3813 | Yeah. Product management was never my bag. |

3814 | I'm more focused on HR R&D now. |

3815 | Overseeing workflow optimization of management timelines. |

3816 | I'm all about scale. |

3817 | Most people think scale means increasing global market share. |

3818 | That's thinking in three dimensions, and I'm talking about four. |

3819 | Because what is the ultimate weapon to destroy your competition? |

3820 | It's not outselling them. It's not outsmarting them. |

3821 | It's time. |

3822 | -Hmm. -Time... |

3823 | -is the ultimate weapon. -Uh-huh. |

3824 | -Yeah. -[chuckles] Sounds complicated, |

3825 | but the future of all humanity comes down to one word. |

3826 | Yeah, what's that? |

3827 | Management. |

3828 | [chuckling] |

3829 | -Well, I'm awful happy for you, Buck. -[chuckling] |

3830 | Bud. Bud Askins. |

3831 | [sighs] |

3832 | -Hey. -Ooh! [chuckling] |

3833 | [Cooper] Mmm. |

3834 | I'm at work. |

3835 | -Oh, how 'bout we clock out? -[chuckles] |

3836 | -Oh. -Huh? Nothing against these colleagues of yours, |

3837 | but what do you say you and me knock back a couple of piña coladas by the pool, |

3838 | -listen to the hi-fi. -Mm. |

3839 | There is a wrap party. |

3840 | What, a... a wrap party? |

3841 | -For this? -Yes. |

3842 | [sighs] |

3843 | All right. We go for a couple of hours, |

3844 | we shake a few hands-- |

3845 | It's at our house. |

3846 | [sighs] The things I'm willing to do for you |

3847 | never cease to amaze me. |

3848 | Mm. |

3849 | [♪ Alvino Rey and His Orchestra: "Dardanella"] |

3850 | [indistinct chatter] |

3851 | [exhales] |

3852 | [sighs] |

3853 | Roosevelt, I'm sorry. You can't come, buddy. |

3854 | I'm heading into enemy territory. |

3855 | [whispering] You be a good dog. |

3856 | Go to bed. |

3857 | -[music playing loudly] -[indistinct chatter] |

3858 | Yeah,A Man and His Dog-- that movie's great. |

3859 | Mm. Yeah. I love that one, too. |

3860 | It was my real dog. |

3861 | Beautiful home, Mr. Howard. |

3862 | Thank you. |

3863 | [woman 1] Did Cooper Howard just walk by? |

3864 | [man 1] He was so good in that movie. |

3865 | [indistinct chatter] |

3866 | [man 2] [chuckles] Oh, it's him! |

3867 | [woman 2] Mr. Howard. Hello. |

3868 | Negotiations in Anchorage are having a serious impact on presales. |

3869 | We'll have to circle up with D.C. about that. |

3870 | Ideally before our quarterly projection release. |

3871 | [laughing] |

3872 | Mr. Howard. Mr. Howard. |

3873 | Bud Askins. |

3874 | Right. |

3875 | Would you mind, you know, doing the butler voice? |

3876 | -From the show? -All right. |

3877 | I only do it for close friends and beautiful women, |

3878 | but you two are already halfway there. |

3879 | -[laughs] -Stop it. |

3880 | "I, Bartholomew Codsworth, am ever ready to serve." |

3881 | [laughing] |

3882 | -Hoo-hoo! -Perhaps |

3883 | when you finish your shift, we could head up and party in the hot tub. |

3884 | What do you think of that? |

3885 | -Oh, no, no. No, thank you. -No? |

3886 | [mutters] Okay. |

3887 | All right. |

3888 | Excuse me. Your wine. |

3889 | Well, shit, Seabass. |

3890 | You might be the only one of my invites who actually showed up. |

3891 | [laughs] |

3892 | -[grunts] -Yeah. |

3893 | -Not our usual scene, I'll give you that. -No, it is not. |

3894 | I think our Hollywood actor friends don't want to be seen |

3895 | celebrating with the pitchman for the end of the world. |

3896 | Oh, you don't know the half of it. |

3897 | You hear I lost a movie over these ads? |

3898 | Yeah, showed up to set, |

3899 | the actors wouldn't come out of their trailers. |

3900 | Bonnie Lewis said it was on moral grounds. |

3901 | Bonnie Lewis? |

3902 | She's done more ads than a fucking billboard. |

3903 | -Yeah. -Fucking Hollywood Reds. |

3904 | I'm telling you, radicalism is sweeping through Hollywood |

3905 | like a bad case of the clap. |

3906 | Even got your friend, Charlie Whiteknife. |

3907 | Are you kidding me? Charlie? |

3908 | -Mm. -I served |

3909 | -with that guy. -They have meetings |

3910 | and everything. |

3911 | It's a shit show. |

3912 | But you, my friend, |

3913 | you know which way the wind is blowing. |

3914 | And it's that-- |

3915 | a world run by people who wear pocket protectors to a pool party. |

3916 | [nerd] ...about delivery platforms. |

3917 | Yeah, you might be right about that. |

3918 | I mean, I've dipped my bits in the same gravy train. |

3919 | Sold my vocal rights to that |

3920 | spinning robot they sell to housewives and perverts. |

3921 | Guess how much they paid me for that. |

3922 | Ten million? |

3923 | No, I got 186, pre-tax. |

3924 | Maybe you could've asked for more. |

3925 | Well, I did ask for more. |

3926 | And what did they say? |

3927 | My agent got them to throw in one of those robots. |

3928 | -[laughs] -The fuck |

3929 | were they thinking? Every time I walk into my own house, |

3930 | my own voice saying, "Hello, sir, do you want to sit down?" |

3931 | [laughing] |

3932 | It's fucking awful! |

3933 | I thought the studio owned that character. |

3934 | They did. And then RobCo bought the studio. |

3935 | -Mm. -Listen to me, |

3936 | Hollywood is the past. Forget Hollywood. |

3937 | The future, my friend, is products. |

3938 | You're a product. I'm a product. |

3939 | The end of the world is a product. |

3940 | Oh. |

3941 | And for those of us who can successfully embrace that, |

3942 | I'd say the future is golden. |

3943 | To the future. |

3944 | To the future. |

3945 | [bell rings] |

3946 | [door opens] |

3947 | -[door closes] -[Snip Snip]I, Bar-Bartholomew Codsworth, |

3948 | am ever ready to serve. |

3949 | [groans] |

3950 | Why, hello there, boys. [grunts softly] |

3951 | Now, y'all here for the ice cream social, |

3952 | I'm afraid I got some bad news for you. |

3953 | [Snip Snip stuttering] |

3954 | Let's get to-to it, shall we-shall we? |

3955 | Wai-Wai-Waiting. |

3956 | Take its fusion core. |

3957 | There's no fudge here, |

3958 | o-only a General Atomics Inter-- |

3959 | [Troy] Destroying a legitimate business? |

3960 | That's illegal round these parts. |

3961 | Says who? |

3962 | The government. |

3963 | [tense music playing] |

3964 | [dramatic music playing] |

3965 | [Dr. Edmundson sucks teeth] |

3966 | [groans softly] |

3967 | Using teeth for ammunition. |

3968 | Always finding new ways to kill each other up there, aren't they? |

3969 | We'll need, uh, an antibiotic. |

3970 | I know you mentioned you're eager to keep moving, |

3971 | but your friend is gonna have to recover here for a couple of days |

3972 | before it's safe to travel. |

3973 | I'm fine. I'm fine. |

3974 | You had a rotten human tooth lodged in your shoulder. |

3975 | You're not fine. |

3976 | Titus, this is a vault doctor. |

3977 | We should listen to his advice. |

3978 | We can't thank you enough for letting us in and taking care of us. |

3979 | It's what we do here. |

3980 | Oh, and we found his armor. |

3981 | Our surface foragers are bringing it back now. |

3982 | [Lucy] Oh, that's great. Thank you. |

3983 | It's not ideal for us to stay put, |

3984 | but, I got to admit, it sure feels good to be back in a vault. |

3985 | [chuckles softly] I don't know if you've been to the surface, but... |

3986 | it is... |

3987 | not good. |

3988 | I was born on the surface. |

3989 | Oh. |

3990 | Uh, sorry. |

3991 | I-I didn't know. You seem so-- |

3992 | Normal? |

3993 | -[chuckles] -My mother was a courier. |

3994 | I was 11 and traveled with her to Filly. |

3995 | Three days' walk from home and we could still feel the heat from the blast. |

3996 | You're from Shady Sands. |

3997 | Many of us are. |

3998 | We were lucky to find such a hospitable community here in Vault 4. |

3999 | Yeah. So were we. |

4000 | [Birdie] We just need you to stay in quarantine a few hours longer |

4001 | to make sure you don't track in any contamination. |

4002 | Thank you so much. |

4003 | [sighs] |

4004 | [♪ Percy Faith: "Theme from 'A Summer Place'"] |

4005 | You smell good. |

4006 | What? [sniffs] |

4007 | Oh. |

4008 | You want to have sex? |

4009 | You mean use my cock? |

4010 | Yeah. |

4011 | [weak chuckle] |

4012 | I don't know. Uh, that weird thing could happen. |

4013 | What weird thing? |

4014 | Well, it's just, for some guys-- not me-- |

4015 | uh, but for some guys, you know, when they make it move, |

4016 | it gets all big and hard like a big pimple and then it pops. |

4017 | And they say it can happen to anybody, but it's still, it's... |

4018 | it's gross. |

4019 | You know, that's... uh, that's actually completely normal. |

4020 | It happens all the time. |

4021 | Every time, ideally. |

4022 | I'm a knight. |

4023 | Um, a knight of the Brotherhood. |

4024 | We're-we're not supposed to. |

4025 | Okey dokey. |

4026 | [sighs] |

4027 | [ominous music playing] |

4028 | Mind if I sit down? |

4029 | [indistinct chatter] |

4030 | Mmm. |

4031 | We shouldn't be wasting time down here. |

4032 | You heard the doctor. |

4033 | Besides, we made a deal to find that head together, |

4034 | and you're no good to me dead. |

4035 | -Also, I would feel bad. -I think these people are trying to trap us here. |

4036 | No, they're not. |

4037 | And some of these people are from the surface, like you. |

4038 | [laughing] |

4039 | -Ah. -Hi. |

4040 | This is a cult. Same as any. |

4041 | It's not a cult. |

4042 | -Everyone's smiling. -Titus, this is a safe place, |

4043 | where people take care of each other. |

4044 | But why? |

4045 | Well, because in the vaults, |

4046 | we recognize that we all need each other, |

4047 | just like I needed you on the surface. |

4048 | [intriguing music playing] |

4049 | Now, we're stuck here until you're able to travel. |

4050 | So, give this place a shot? |

4051 | Sorry to interrupt your breakfast, but our overseer |

4052 | wanted to say a quick hello. |

4053 | Overseer Benjamin, this is Lucy and Titus. |

4054 | Hey, guys. Just wanted to say hi. |

4055 | -Hello. -And obviously, welcome to Vault 4. |

4056 | Just some housekeeping, a few things to be aware of. |

4057 | Stay out of Level 12, obviously. |

4058 | We'd prefer you not go there. |

4059 | Oh, and we only have one foosball table, so if you want to play, |

4060 | you got to sign up. |

4061 | If there's no pencil on the sign-up sheet, please let me know. |

4062 | I do have pencils. |

4063 | Uh, oh, and if you're unfamiliar with how the bathrooms work, just ask. |

4064 | Asking is less embarrassing than getting it wrong. Trust me. |

4065 | We've had incident after incident with newcomers. |

4066 | -Okay, that should cover it. -[short chuckle] |

4067 | Any questions or concerns beyond foosball or pencils or bathrooms, |

4068 | Birdie's available. |

4069 | And once again, welcome to Vault 4. |

4070 | We're glad to have you. |

4071 | -Thank you. -[Benjamin] Mm. |

4072 | [clears throat] |

4073 | [eerie music playing] |

4074 | Mm. |

4075 | That was weird, right? |

4076 | -The overseer? -That's what I'm saying. |

4077 | -When people are nice-- -No. |

4078 | Titus, I'm... I'm talking about his eye. |

4079 | Lots of people have one eye. |

4080 | Well, yeah, but... |

4081 | I mean, his was in the middle. |

4082 | A little to the left. |

4083 | And the Level 12 stuff? I mean... |

4084 | Oh. |

4085 | Sorry. |

4086 | Have a nice day. [chuckles] |

4087 | [♪ Gene Armstrong and His Texas Nite Hawks: "Lonely Hours"] |

4088 | ♪Lonely hours ♪ |

4089 | ♪Away from you... |

4090 | Doesn't get any better than this. |

4091 | Nope. It does not. |

4092 | Mmm. |

4093 | You ever... think about working somewhere else? |

4094 | I used to. |

4095 | But with you doing these ads, it's... it's practically the family business. |

4096 | Maybe we get Janey a job in payroll |

4097 | -when she's 15. -[Janey] Sit. |

4098 | -[chuckles] -Oh, that's a good puppy. |

4099 | I think about it. Quitting showbiz. |

4100 | Buying us a ranch up in Bakersfield. |

4101 | Get back to being a real cowboy again. |

4102 | And what would I do? |

4103 | You would look pretty. |

4104 | And help me raise chickens. |

4105 | [laughs] No. |

4106 | You would look very good in a pair of overalls. |

4107 | What's gotten into you? |

4108 | A gin martini. |

4109 | [groans] I don't know. |

4110 | Maybe I've been reading too much news lately. |

4111 | Got me second-guessing the whole city life. |

4112 | [sighs] |

4113 | Oh, come on. |

4114 | Y-You've seen these around. |

4115 | Not on you, I haven't. |

4116 | Bud Askins-- he licensed them from RobCo. |

4117 | We're integrating them with the Vault-Tec admission systems. |

4118 | -Bud Askins. -Bud Askins. Trust me, I know. |

4119 | The company's filled with guys like him. |

4120 | But Vault-Tec exists with or without me. |

4121 | Doesn't do anyone any good to complain from the sidelines. |

4122 | All I'm saying is we have this one life. |

4123 | Do you really want to spend your nine-to-fives working with these assholes? |

4124 | I need this job, Coop. |

4125 | -It guarantees us a spot in the vaults. -We got money. |

4126 | We can buy a spot in the vaults. |

4127 | One of the good vaults. |

4128 | What's that supposed to mean? |

4129 | I'm doing what I can, okay? |

4130 | Just... trust me. |

4131 | Please. |

4132 | Yeah. |

4133 | [pensive music playing] |

4134 | [news anchor]As all nations race |

4135 | to secure uranium and control the future of energy, |

4136 | a shortage has emerged, turning even allies |

4137 | into potential competitors. |

4138 | Will energy prices surge this winter |

4139 | -and will it lead to an expanded war? -[chuckles softly] |

4140 | Details after a word from our newest sponsor... |

4141 | Sorry you couldn't make it to the party the other night, Charlie. |

4142 | Guess you had one of your meetings, huh? |

4143 | One of your Communist meetings? Come on, man. |

4144 | We watched people die together up north fighting against all that horseshit. |

4145 | Yeah, and for what? |

4146 | What do you mean, for what? For the American dream. |

4147 | We're actors. We make movies, Charlie. |

4148 | Yeah, the American dream has me getting shot in the ass by you all day. |

4149 | You got five acres in Tarzana. I think you're doing all right. |

4150 | It don't matter, Coop. |

4151 | -Vault-Tec's the fucking devil, man. -My wife works there. |

4152 | -You really think Barb's the devil? -No, no, okay, I... |

4153 | I like Barb, okay? |

4154 | Do you know what "fiduciary responsibility" means? |

4155 | -Fiduciary responsibility? -Yeah. |

4156 | No, I have no fucking idea. |

4157 | I play a cowboy for a living. |

4158 | Okay. So, the U.S. government has outsourced |

4159 | the survival of the human race to Vault-Tec. |

4160 | -[laughs] -Vault-Tec is a private corporation |

4161 | that has a fiduciary responsibility to make money for its investors. |

4162 | And how does it make money? |

4163 | -By selling vaults. -That's called capitalism, Charlie. |

4164 | But they can't sell vaults if these peace negotiations go through. |

4165 | So Vault-Tec has a fiduciary responsibility |

4166 | to make sure that it don't work out. |

4167 | [sighs] Yeah. How they gonna do that? |

4168 | I don't know. |

4169 | You remember that movie we did with Johnny Morton-- |

4170 | you were the sheriff and I was some generic Indian? |

4171 | Come on, man, don't say that. Tallhand Mudlake could talk to horses. |

4172 | You played him with grace and with dignity. |

4173 | It was a great role for you. |

4174 | Morton played a rancher who owned half of Missouri. |

4175 | And what happens when the cattle ranchers have more power than the sheriff? |

4176 | -The whole town burns down. -The whole town burns down. Right. |

4177 | Vault-Tec is a trillion dollar company that owns half of everything. |

4178 | And after ten years of war, the U.S. government is broker than a joke. |

4179 | The cattle ranchers are in charge, Coop. |

4180 | Oh, come on. |

4181 | Unless the people do something about it. |

4182 | I guess everything's a conspiracy, right? |

4183 | -Come on, man, you sound like you're in a cult. -And you're sitting here |

4184 | defending a system that's ready to set the world on fire, Cooper. |

4185 | Maybe you're the one in the cult. |

4186 | [mutters] |

4187 | Look. |

4188 | You should come to a meeting. |

4189 | You should learn the truth about where your wife works. |

4190 | For her sake. |

4191 | [suspenseful music playing] |

4192 | Bartender, can I get one more? |

4193 | [phone ringing] |

4194 | -Hello? -[man]Hello! May I speak to Barb, please? |

4195 | -Who is it? -It's Henry. |

4196 | Henry from the Vault-Tec assistant training program. |

4197 | Is this Mr. Cooper Howard? |

4198 | Uh, I'm sorry, Henry, but my wife prefers not to take work calls in the evenings. |

4199 | Oh, no, no, no, uh, it'll just be a few minutes. |

4200 | -Okay. All right, bye-bye. -I have some questions for her. I don't-- |

4201 | Uh, that was Henry. From work. |

4202 | Do you have a... a new assistant? |

4203 | Yeah, I do. |

4204 | Yeah? Is Janey asleep? |

4205 | Uh, she's reading Little House on the Prairie to Roosevelt. |

4206 | Ah. Does he like it? |

4207 | What? |

4208 | It's going to be hard on her, that's all. |

4209 | What is? |

4210 | You know, no dogs in the vaults. |

4211 | Says who? |

4212 | [Barb] Hmm? |

4213 | No dogs in the vaults. Says who? |

4214 | Well... that's just |

4215 | the, um... that's the policy. |

4216 | You know, dogs eat meat. |

4217 | It's an avoidable inefficiency. |

4218 | Ah. |

4219 | Yeah. |

4220 | That's not really the question, is it? |

4221 | All I'm asking is |

4222 | who decided that there were no dogs in the vault? |

4223 | Well, I think that is a relatively trivial concern, |

4224 | given the prerequisite conditions of us living in |

4225 | a nuclear fallout shelter. |

4226 | Well, you know, I'm not sure that it is, to be quite honest. |

4227 | What? |

4228 | I'm serious. |

4229 | Who-who ma-- who makes the rules? |

4230 | Because no dogs allowed-- that is a new rule. |

4231 | Somebody decided that and didn't share it with fucking anyone. |

4232 | I mean, what else do you have in store for us? |

4233 | Are the-are the blue jumpsuits-- |

4234 | are those mandatory? What if I don’t want to wear a blue jumpsuit? |

4235 | -What if I want to wear a green one? -So the bomb falls, |

4236 | and you want to know about your wardrobe? |

4237 | No, I want to know about my freedom. |

4238 | I didn't go to war defending that freedom |

4239 | so that I could live in a cellar under the boot heel |

4240 | of Chairman Bud Askins. |

4241 | And while you were away at war, I stayed home. |

4242 | -I know you-- -I was checking the mail |

4243 | -every day. -I know. |

4244 | I was waiting by the phone every night. |

4245 | And every night I was driving myself crazy |

4246 | imagining the worst. |

4247 | So, you do not need to tell me how bad war is, Coop. |

4248 | Every day I go into work and I think about |

4249 | how humanity can survive a nuclear event |

4250 | that will wipe out 90% of life on earth and I come home |

4251 | and you're talking to me about hiding out at a ranch up in Bakersfield. |

4252 | You know, I don’t even know what planet you're on sometimes, Coop. |

4253 | But when the bombs drop, a two-hour drive ain't gonna cut it. |

4254 | So yes, there will be no dogs in the vaults. |

4255 | And no, none of it is ideal. |

4256 | But if billions of people are going to lose their lives, |

4257 | I will do whatever it takes to make sure the people I love-- |

4258 | that is you and that is Janey-- |

4259 | aren't among them. |

4260 | I have worked hard |

4261 | to make sure we go into |

4262 | a special vault for management, |

4263 | where we will oversee all of the other vaults. |

4264 | You don't get it. That is the best we can possibly hope for. |

4265 | For Janey. |

4266 | [haunting music playing] |

4267 | Hey, hey. |

4268 | -Hey, hey, hey. -[sniffles, whimpers] |

4269 | Come here. |

4270 | I'm sorry. |

4271 | I know you always try to do the right thing. |

4272 | That's what I love about you. |

4273 | And when you turn the little handle up top, it all goes away. |

4274 | Yep, that's... |

4275 | -how a toilet works. -Mm-hmm. |

4276 | I'm-I'm actually from a vault. |

4277 | You're what? |

4278 | -I'm from a vault. -So you are. |

4279 | -Goosey MacLean. -Oh, no, no. It's-it's Lucy. |

4280 | Nope, it says Goosey. Hmm. |

4281 | But hey, that's something. |

4282 | You don't meet a natural-born vault dweller every day. |

4283 | We're a dying breed. |

4284 | Oh, you're... you're from here? |

4285 | -Five generations, and proud of it. -Ah. |

4286 | I just thought because... |

4287 | Because so many, uh, people here seem to be refugees |

4288 | -from the surface. -Tell me about it. |

4289 | Ooh. These people. |

4290 | Am I right? [chuckles] |

4291 | [groans] |

4292 | I grabbed a moldy one. [clears throat] |

4293 | -What do you mean by that? -Well, |

4294 | you won't find anyone more open-minded than me, |

4295 | but they come in here with their smelly food |

4296 | and their weird ideas. |

4297 | You're from a vault. You get it. |

4298 | I-I don't understand. If you don't like people from the surface |

4299 | then why do you keep taking them in? |

4300 | It's a policy from before my time. |

4301 | But these newcomers, ooh, let me tell you, |

4302 | if you want to get elected, you have to respect their traditions |

4303 | and tolerate them and not call them "surfies." It's awful. |

4304 | What, you don't take in surface dwellers in your vault? |

4305 | Well, to be honest, no, we don't. |

4306 | -What is that like? -No, |

4307 | I think what you're doing here is a really good thing. |

4308 | I saw what was left of Shady Sands. |

4309 | An entire city just destroyed in an instant. It... |

4310 | I mean, some of these people lost everything. |

4311 | And that was a tragedy. |

4312 | So we took our share of them in and gave them a home |

4313 | because it's what we do. |

4314 | But it's like you can't make a funny joke about it |

4315 | without offending these guys. |

4316 | I mean, one funny joke I told on maybe ten occasions. |

4317 | -What was the joke? -[scoffs] |

4318 | I forget. |

4319 | All I know is it was a huge bomb. |

4320 | [chuckles] Pretty good, right? |

4321 | Oh, she doesn't get it. [clears throat] |

4322 | Any other questions? |

4323 | I do have one. Uh... |

4324 | What's on Level 12 and why can't we go there? |

4325 | We don't talk about that. |

4326 | -Geez, what's the matter with you? -Sorry, I-- |

4327 | -I just-- -You should go now. |

4328 | -I only wanted to-- -Goodbye, Goosey. |

4329 | [tense music playing] |

4330 | Skedaddle. |

4331 | [suspenseful music playing] |

4332 | ♪ ♪ |

4333 | Hey. |

4334 | Where do you guys get your power from? |

4335 | [pulsing steadily] |

4336 | [Birdie] I see you found our fusion core. |

4337 | How are we adjusting to life down here? |

4338 | Does it matter? |

4339 | I'm leaving soon. |

4340 | Aren't I? |

4341 | Some people who come here have a hard time adjusting |

4342 | to finally feeling safe. |

4343 | All the things you've had to do to survive still fresh in your mind. |

4344 | Trust doesn't come easily to those of us with a guilty conscience. |

4345 | Here. |

4346 | Unit 428. |

4347 | How about you sleep in a room of your own tonight? |

4348 | Have a hot shower. |

4349 | Nothing wrong with a little bit of comfort. |

4350 | Um, when you say "hot shower," what does-what does that mean, exactly? |

4351 | [gentle pop music playing indistinctly over P.A.] |

4352 | [indistinct chatter, laughing] |

4353 | [laughs] |

4354 | [eerie music playing] |

4355 | ♪ ♪ |

4356 | [♪ June Christy: "Give Me the Simple Life"] |

4357 | ♪I don't believe in fretting and grieving ♪ |

4358 | ♪Why mess around with strife? ♪ |

4359 | ♪I never was cut out ♪ |

4360 | ♪To step and strut out ♪ |

4361 | ♪Give me the simple life ♪ |

4362 | ♪Some find it pleasant dining on pheasant ♪ |

4363 | ♪Those things roll off my knife ♪ |

4364 | ♪Just serve me tomatoes and mashed potatoes ♪ |

4365 | ♪Give me the simple life ♪ |

4366 | ♪A cottage small is all I'm after ♪ |

4367 | ♪Not one that's spacious and wide ♪ |

4368 | ♪A house that rings with joy and laughter ♪ |

4369 | ♪And the ones you love inside ♪ |

4370 | ♪Some like the high road, I like the low road ♪ |

4371 | ♪Free from the care and strife ♪ |

4372 | ♪Sounds corny and seedy, but yes indeedy ♪ |

4373 | ♪Give me the simple life ♪ |

4374 | ♪I never was cut out to step and strut out ♪ |

4375 | ♪Give me the simple life ♪ |

4376 | ♪Just serve me tomatoes and mashed potatoes ♪ |

4377 | ♪Give me the simple life ♪ |

4378 | ♪A cottage small is all I'm after ♪ |

4379 | ♪ Not one that's spacious and wide ♪ |

4380 | ♪ A house that rings with joy and laughter... |

4381 | Excuse me. |

4382 | Yes. |

4383 | What is this? |

4384 | [wistful music playing] |

4385 | ♪ ♪ |

4386 | [dramatic music playing] |

4387 | -[door opens] -[vault dweller] It's almost starting. |

4388 | [door closes] |

4389 | Oh, uh, excuse me? |

4390 | What's going on? |

4391 | It's a Surface Dweller tradition. |

4392 | It can get a little rambunctious for my taste. |

4393 | You're welcome to come. |

4394 | Sure. |

4395 | [ominous music playing] |

4396 | [Sorrel] Well, shit. |

4397 | Why, Sorrel Booker. |

4398 | [both laughing] |

4399 | I heard it was a ghoul that fucked up that Super Duper Mart. |

4400 | Nobody told me it was the ghoul. |

4401 | Mm. Mm. |

4402 | You boys know who you just brought in? |

4403 | This sumbitch right here |

4404 | used to be the best bounty hunter to ever shoot a man in the ass. |

4405 | Kids these days don't know their goddamn history. |

4406 | Say, you got a needle and thread? |

4407 | [Troy scoffs] Sorry, |

4408 | we don't do a lot of knitting 'round here. |

4409 | It's called sewing. |

4410 | I think I got some in my bag. |

4411 | [grunts softly] |

4412 | Would you mind? |

4413 | Aw, come on now, Sorrel, we old friends, ain't we? |

4414 | Look at you. 200 years. |

4415 | I don't know what keeps you going. |

4416 | Maybe you just like the feeling |

4417 | of that good old California sunshine |

4418 | on your wrinkly-ass face. |

4419 | Or maybe you're still looking for her. |

4420 | Well, Sorrel... |

4421 | I can confidently cross one reason off that list for you. |

4422 | I sure as hell ain't still alive |

4423 | so that I can have unintelligent conversations |

4424 | with dipshits like yourself. |

4425 | Mind your fucking mouth. |

4426 | That's the president of the government you're talking to. |

4427 | Oh... |

4428 | You a president now? |

4429 | Don't see why not. |

4430 | Well, then you might want to hire a publicist. |

4431 | Cause this is the first I'm hearing about this outfit. |

4432 | Now, what I am hearing is a whole lot of chatter |

4433 | about some woman. |

4434 | Name of Moldaver. |

4435 | They call her the Flame Mother. |

4436 | Now, that bitch is dangerous. |

4437 | Well, when it comes to leadership these days, |

4438 | dangerous is what they call a prerequisite. |

4439 | Somebody's got to step up and bring some order around here. |

4440 | You know why these boys brought you in? |

4441 | [Ghoul] 'Cause I fucked up |

4442 | a poor, defenseless gang-affiliated organ dealership? |

4443 | -Yep. -Mm. |

4444 | -Now, I've always liked you. -Well, I've always liked you. |

4445 | Well, ain't that sweet? But that Super Duper Mart you gutted |

4446 | was under our protection. |

4447 | So, if I wanted to let you go scot-free, |

4448 | folks might lose faith about what we're trying to do here. |

4449 | And then what? |

4450 | Anarchy in the streets. |

4451 | Exactly. |

4452 | Now, you got anything to say in your defense? |

4453 | Guilty as charged. |

4454 | Just like that? |

4455 | [suspenseful music playing] |

4456 | Just like that. |

4457 | Now, if you need any more evidence, |

4458 | I can tell you about this town I just shot up, Filly. |

4459 | Oh, I must have killed nine or ten people. |

4460 | My daddy lives in Filly. |

4461 | Well, not no more he don't, |

4462 | unless he's a coward. |

4463 | Don't take the bait, son. |

4464 | Well, I ain't fishing. I'm just trying to game this out, now. |

4465 | In my experience, the apple tends not to fall too far from the tree. |

4466 | Is that true in your case? |

4467 | My daddy ain't no coward. |

4468 | Well, then I guess the only question is... |

4469 | ...are you? |

4470 | [Sorrel] Sheriff Rex. |

4471 | Take Sheriff Troy's guns away. |

4472 | Very presidential of you. |

4473 | [Sorrel] Take him out back and feed him to the hogs. |

4474 | [grunting] |

4475 | Goddamn it. |

4476 | I got one question for you, ol' buddy. |

4477 | Why... |

4478 | do you have this picture on your wall? |

4479 | That's Moldaver. |

4480 | Why? |

4481 | Well, that's not how I remember her, is all. |

4482 | Yeah? |

4483 | Well, how do you remember her? |

4484 | [♪ The Metrotones: "Skitter Skatter" playing on radio] |

4485 | ♪ Well, what would you do if your baby left you alone? ♪♪ |

4486 | [engine stops] |

4487 | [intriguing music playing] |

4488 | [sighs] |

4489 | [indistinct chatter] |

4490 | -Hi. -Hey. |

4491 | [sighs] |

4492 | [all exhaling slowly] |

4493 | ♪ ♪ |

4494 | ♪ ♪ |

4495 | Thanks for coming. |

4496 | Yeah, we'll see if I stay. |

4497 | You'll stay. |

4498 | Flame Mother, we remember. |

4499 | [all] Flame Mother, |

4500 | we remember. |

4501 | [Birdie]We bring back the past |

4502 | as we remember. |

4503 | We bring back the past as we remember. |

4504 | We bring back Shady Sands... |

4505 | We bring back Shady Sands. |

4506 | -...as we remember. -[all]As we remember. |

4507 | -We bring back those taken from us. -We bring back those taken from us. |

4508 | We bring back those taken from us... |

4509 | We bring back those taken from us. |

4510 | ...by covering ourselves in their ashes. |

4511 | By covering ourselves in their ashes. |

4512 | [Birdie] We bring back those taken from us |

4513 | by covering ourselves in their ashes. |

4514 | [all] By covering ourselves in their ashes. |

4515 | To bring back Shady Sands, blood must spill. |

4516 | [all] To bring back Shady Sands, blood must spill. |

4517 | I think there's somebody you should meet. |

4518 | -Yeah, who's that? -[all]Blood must spill. |

4519 | -Blood must spill. -Blood must spill. |

4520 | [Birdie] Blood must spill. |

4521 | -Blood must spill. -[Birdie] To bring back Shady Sands, blood must spill. |

4522 | To bring back Shady Sands, blood must spill. |

4523 | -Oh, Flame Mother... -Oh, Flame Mother... |

4524 | Oh, Flame Mother, you will be our salvation. |

4525 | Oh, Flame Mother, you will be our salvation. |

4526 | Mr. Howard? |

4527 | [all] Oh, Flame Mother, |

4528 | you will be our salvation. |

4529 | I'm a big fan. |

4530 | Titus?! |

4531 | We need to talk... |

4532 | Yes. |

4533 | [♪ Jack Shaindlin: "I'm Tickled Pink"] |

4534 | You were right about this place. |

4535 | No. |

4536 | You were right. Check this out. These are called oysters. |

4537 | You want one? They make you feel so good. |

4538 | You want to make my cock explode now? |

4539 | -What? -Sorry, intercourse? |

4540 | No, Titus. |

4541 | No, we need to leave. Right now. |

4542 | These people are insane. |

4543 | -Yeah, they're like you. A little weird, but nice. -No. |

4544 | Plus, my arm. You know, I really... |

4545 | I ought to give it a little more time. |

4546 | Okay. Titus, look, |

4547 | I get why you'd want to stay. |

4548 | Okay? I really do, I... |

4549 | I know this must all seem really nice compared to the-the shoot show |

4550 | that's up there. |

4551 | I wouldn't blame you if you wanted to go back on our deal |

4552 | and-and just be somewhere that is good and safe. |

4553 | But this isn't it. |

4554 | They gave me a robe. |

4555 | I know. |

4556 | And slippers. |

4557 | These people are hiding something from us |

4558 | and I'm gonna prove it to you, okay? |

4559 | I'm not leaving without you. |

4560 | ♪Say then we'll be married ♪ |

4561 | ♪In the month of May ♪♪ |

4562 | [dramatic music playing] |

4563 | [doors open] |

4564 | ♪ ♪ |

4565 | ♪ ♪ |

4566 | ♪ ♪ |

4567 | [woman panting] |

4568 | [grunting] |

4569 | [moans] |

4570 | [screaming] |

4571 | -[button clicks] -[recording stops] |

4572 | [monitors beeping steadily] |

4573 | [sinister music playing] |

4574 | ♪ ♪ |

4575 | [short chuckle] Glad you' re all right. |

4576 | When I saw the door was open, I worried one of you might have gotten out. |

4577 | [shoe squeaks] |

4578 | Hello? |

4579 | [alarm blaring] |

4580 | Aah! [shouting] |

4581 | [grunting] |

4582 | No! You're crazy! |

4583 | You people are crazy! Your entire culture is insane! |

4584 | I'm sure if we came to your home |

4585 | -we would say the same thing. -[grunts] Get off! |

4586 | No! [groaning] |

4587 | [♪ Jack Shaindlin: "I'm Tickled Pink" resumes] |

4588 | ♪I'm tickled pink ♪ |

4589 | ♪That things are rosy ♪ |

4590 | ♪And skies are blue once again ♪ |

4591 | ♪Let the bygones go bye-bye ♪ |

4592 | ♪No more will I sigh or cry ♪ |

4593 | ♪I'm tickled pink ♪ |

4594 | ♪The moon is yellow ♪ |

4595 | ♪And I'm your fellow tonight ♪ |

4596 | ♪ Soon we'll greet that red-letter day ♪ |

4597 | ♪When I will pop the question ♪ |

4598 | ♪And you'll say, "Okay" ♪ |

4599 | ♪Say then we'll be married in the month of May ♪ |

4600 | ♪I'm tickled pink ♪ |

4601 | ♪That things are rosy ♪ |

4602 | ♪And skies are blue once again ♪ |

4603 | ♪Let the bygones go bye-bye ♪ |

4604 | ♪No more will I sigh or cry ♪ |

4605 | ♪I'm tickled pink ♪ |

4606 | ♪The moon is yellow ♪ |

4607 | ♪And I'm your fellow tonight ♪ |

4608 | ♪Soon we'll greet that red-letter day ♪ |

4609 | ♪When I will pop the question ♪ |

4610 | ♪And you say, "Okay" ♪ |

4611 | ♪Say then we'll be married in the month of May ♪♪ |

4612 | [ominous music playing] |

4613 | ♪ ♪ |

4614 | [Thaddeus]I cannot wait |

4615 | to see the look on everyone's faces when they see us |

4616 | return with the target. |

4617 | Maximus. |

4618 | [screams] |

4619 | -[grunts] -[powering down] |

4620 | [Thaddeus] This stinky old head's mine now! |

4621 | You don't think it's weird that we always elect an overseer from Vault 31? |

4622 | [Betty]Some of us will be moving into Vault 32 |

4623 | to start anew. |

4624 | [Steph]They killed my husband. |

4625 | If your father were here, he-- he'd do the right thing. |

4626 | [Sebastian]I'm telling you, radicalism is sweeping through Hollywood. |

4627 | You should come to a meeting. |

4628 | You should learn the truth about where your wife works. |

4629 | [Miss Williams]Mr. Howard? |

4630 | I'm a big fan. |

4631 | Welcome to Vault 4. Stay out of Level 12. |

4632 | [Maximus] Where do you guys get your power from? |

4633 | [Birdie] I see you've found our fusion core. |

4634 | [alarm blaring] |

4635 | -[hisses] -[screams] |

4636 | [atmospheric music playing] |

4637 | ♪ ♪ |

4638 | [beeping] |

4639 | ♪ ♪ |

4640 | [Adam] Sandra, we're home. |

4641 | [wind whistling] |

4642 | [dark music playing] |

4643 | Sandra? |

4644 | [footsteps approach] |

4645 | [Ghoul] Thank you, darling. |

4646 | Oh, wait. |

4647 | You thought...? |

4648 | [laughs] |

4649 | Come on, now. |

4650 | Sandra, wait outside. |

4651 | Lead farming, huh? |

4652 | Why, hell, I probably still got some of your lead in me somewhere. |

4653 | [sighs] But today... |

4654 | ...I'm just looking for information. |

4655 | I'll tell you anything, |

4656 | as long as you leave us in peace. |

4657 | Say, am I out of date, |

4658 | or did I hear you had three kids? |

4659 | I had an older son, but he's gone. |

4660 | He took up with that madwoman in the hills two years ago. |

4661 | We haven't heard from him since. |

4662 | Hmm. |

4663 | There's always some new little faction, ain't there? |

4664 | Brand-new team of believers with their own dumbass ideas |

4665 | about how they gonna save the world. |

4666 | What did you say the name of your eldest was? |

4667 | Was it Roofus? |

4668 | -I didn't say-- -That must make you Tommy. |

4669 | What did you do? |

4670 | -What is that envelope? -[Ghoul] Well, you see, daddy-o... |

4671 | now, from what I can tell... [clears throat] |

4672 | ...Old Roofus got Tommy here mixed up with that madwoman, too. |

4673 | Now, according to this, |

4674 | Roofus sent Tommy a stash of caps to pay a courier |

4675 | for "the safe transport of an Enclave defector" |

4676 | to that very same madwoman in the hills. |

4677 | Moldaver. |

4678 | But my problem is, |

4679 | by the time I got this letter off your brother, |

4680 | it was a little bit hard to read. |

4681 | [tense music playing] |

4682 | For some reason, I just can't make out her location. |

4683 | Now, you give me that location, |

4684 | and I'll be on my way. |

4685 | [whispers] I'm sorry. |

4686 | Tell him, son. |

4687 | Just tell him. |

4688 | [Tommy] I didn't want to spend my life digging through dirt. |

4689 | I want to build something, and we have the chance-- |

4690 | [Adam] Tell him what he wants to know! |

4691 | Or else he's gonna kill us all! |

4692 | Including your little sister. |

4693 | Huh. |

4694 | [Tommy] She's... |

4695 | she's at the Observatory. |

4696 | [exhales] |

4697 | Now, please, leave us. |

4698 | [exhales] |

4699 | [dark music playing] |

4700 | So, what you think, Tommy? |

4701 | Am I really walking out of here today, or are you gonna try and draw on me |

4702 | for what I did to your big brother? |

4703 | -He won't. -[Ghoul] Maybe not today, |

4704 | but maybe someday. |

4705 | Tommy! |

4706 | [exhales] |

4707 | [somber music playing] |

4708 | ♪ ♪ |

4709 | [Miss Williams]What is it about California, |

4710 | that we all came to this place? |

4711 | [inhales deeply] |

4712 | [Miss Williams] Maybe it's the sunshine. |

4713 | Maybe it's the friendly people. |

4714 | When you think of the promise of the American Dream, |

4715 | you think of California. |

4716 | But it is just a dream. It's not real. |

4717 | We were told the atom bomb meant the end of war. |

4718 | That didn't work out, did it? |

4719 | We were told America's always getting better, |

4720 | it's always moving toward a better future. |

4721 | But the future is getting closer, and we can see it. |

4722 | Their "better future" is a cliff's edge. |

4723 | And it's coming up fast, isn't it? |

4724 | -[sighs] -These soldiers that we're fighting abroad, |

4725 | their families, we have more in common with them |

4726 | than we do with the people here in power, the real enemy. |

4727 | That's about all the horseshit I can take. |

4728 | Coop. Coop, come on. |

4729 | -[indistinct whispers] -Mr. Howard? |

4730 | -[sighs] -I'm sorry, I didn't hear what you said. |

4731 | I said that, um... |

4732 | this is about all the horseshit I can take. |

4733 | -[murmuring] -I didn't realize that America's favorite gunslinger |

4734 | -was so sensitive. -[soft laughter] |

4735 | I have my principles, Miss Williams, that's all. |

4736 | Uh-huh. And those principles of yours... |

4737 | how much did Vault-Tec pay to take them off your hands? |

4738 | Well, this is America. |

4739 | Everybody has a sponsor, |

4740 | and, uh, I'm not ashamed to earn a living. |

4741 | [Miss Williams] Vault-Tec is the largest company in America. |

4742 | There's a lot of money in selling the end of the world. |

4743 | Well, I'm sure there's a lot of money in selling a political ideology |

4744 | -that ends in breadlines. -[woman] Fascist. |

4745 | Okay, uh, sorry, this was a mistake. We'll be leaving. |

4746 | Oh, no, I'm-I'm quite glad you brought Mr. Howard today. |

4747 | You see, it happens |

4748 | that I know your wife. |

4749 | And perhaps a side of her you don't. |

4750 | [contemplative music playing] |

4751 | [chuckles] |

4752 | How do you know my wife? |

4753 | My research company was acquired by her division. |

4754 | We were developing this kind of technology that's... difficult to monetize. |

4755 | Cold fusion. Infinite energy. |

4756 | That's what I was on the verge of achieving |

4757 | when Vault-Tec swept in and bought up every company I'd ever worked for. |

4758 | Every one of them? |

4759 | So, what are you, a millionaire communist? |

4760 | Hypocrisy is like violence in your movies. |

4761 | If you only let the bad guys use it, the bad guys win. |

4762 | Yeah? I, uh, I got a little showbiz secret for you. |

4763 | A good bad guy doesn't see themselves as the bad guy. |

4764 | America has been locked in a resource war for over a decade. |

4765 | Vault-Tec bought the means to end that war, |

4766 | the same war you fought in, so they could put it on the shelf. |

4767 | All because it didn't fit into their business model. |

4768 | I want your help in getting it back. |

4769 | -[Cooper] What is it? -It's a listening device. |

4770 | A listening device. You... |

4771 | you want me to spy on my wife? |

4772 | [soft chuckle] |

4773 | -Good luck with the revolution. -You can keep it. |

4774 | As a token. |

4775 | I'm not a communist, Mr. Howard. |

4776 | That's just a dirty word they use to describe people who aren't insane. |

4777 | ♪ ♪ |

4778 | [eerie music playing] |

4779 | [monitor beeping steadily] |

4780 | We let you into our home. |

4781 | Tended to your wounds, gave you food and water. |

4782 | But you had to go to Level 12. |

4783 | I saw what you were doing to those poor women. |

4784 | You're experimenting on them. It's… it's sick. |

4785 | -She needs to see the holotape. -[sighs] |

4786 | All right. Play the tape. |

4787 | [panting] Okay. |

4788 | [Cassandra yelps] |

4789 | What is this? |

4790 | -Your history. -[Lloyd]Overseer Hawthorne, |

4791 | final log entry. |

4792 | At this point, it would be irrational of me |

4793 | not to acknowledge that these may be |

4794 | -my last words. -[crash] |

4795 | But despite our results here, |

4796 | I want to reiterate that a society governed by scientists |

4797 | -Honey! Hey! -really is the ideal social structure. -[pounding on door] |

4798 | What happened here should not be used as a case study |

4799 | for what happens when scientists are given unregulated control. |

4800 | -Lloyd, gimme a little help! -And-and-- |

4801 | and-and hybridizing humans |

4802 | with radioactive-resistant species still has potential. |

4803 | [thudding] |

4804 | Our test subjects were |

4805 | less compliant than we expected. |

4806 | [creature roars] |

4807 | [dramatic music playing] |

4808 | -[screaming] -Cassandra! Oh, no! |

4809 | -No, no, no! [shouts] -[creature growling] |

4810 | [screams] No! |

4811 | [static] |

4812 | [static stops] |

4813 | [sniffles] Sorry, I haven't, uh, |

4814 | seen that footage in a long time. |

4815 | But it's a stirring reminder |

4816 | of what this place is all about. |

4817 | I-I don't understand, I... |

4818 | In the lab, I-I saw your doctors-- |

4819 | Trying to ease the pain of the poor souls |

4820 | your people lured into this place. |

4821 | His ancestors were used as lab rats |

4822 | by the original residents of Vault 4. |

4823 | -Until the lab rats rebelled. -[Benjamin] The, uh, |

4824 | creature in the video was actually my Great-Uncle Peter on my mom's side. |

4825 | I'm so sorry. |

4826 | I... |

4827 | I had no idea the original vault dwellers here were so... so weird. |

4828 | I mean, my vault's not like this. |

4829 | What was the experiment in 33? |

4830 | W-Well, there is no experiment. |

4831 | [tense music playing] |

4832 | Your ignorance cannot excuse your cruelty. |

4833 | You have infected our home with violence |

4834 | and now you must pay the price. |

4835 | [Lucy] No! |

4836 | Please. Please, I'm a good person. |

4837 | [grunting] |

4838 | -[♪ Jack Shaindlin: "I'm Tickled Pink" playing on TV] -♪I'm tickled pink ♪ |

4839 | ♪That things are rosy ♪ |

4840 | -♪And skies are blue ♪ -[Lucy] Please! |

4841 | -♪Once again ♪♪ -Please let me go. Let me go! |

4842 | [percussive music playing] |

4843 | [♪ Merle Travis: "Sixteen Tons"] |

4844 | [panting] |

4845 | ♪Some ♪ |

4846 | -♪People say a man is made out of mud ♪ -[CX404 barking] |

4847 | ♪But a poor man's made out of muscle and blood ♪ |

4848 | ♪Muscle and blood and skin and bones ♪ |

4849 | ♪With a mind that's weak and a back that's strong ♪ |

4850 | ♪You load 16 tons and what do you get? ♪ |

4851 | -♪ You get another day older and deeper in debt… -[sighs] |

4852 | Are you done? |

4853 | ♪St. Peter, don't you call me 'cause I can't go ♪ |

4854 | -♪ I owe my soul to the company store ♪♪ -Okay, okay, here we go. |

4855 | [gasps] |

4856 | [groans] |

4857 | Oh, shit. |

4858 | I'm gonna fucking die. |

4859 | Ow, hey! That's my foot, it's not food, okay? |

4860 | You know what? |

4861 | If you were a person, you wouldn't have any friends, you realize that? |

4862 | -[whines] -[sighs] |

4863 | Okay, I got to reevaluate here. |

4864 | What do I need, what do I need? |

4865 | This fucking stupid thing. Oh, you want this too, huh? |

4866 | Everybody wants this. Guess what? It's mine. |

4867 | You think everything's for you. |

4868 | It's pretty selfish, actually, you know that? |

4869 | Bite what you want to bite, go where you want to go. |

4870 | It's always something. |

4871 | Okay. |

4872 | Oh, hell yeah. |

4873 | You can't eat this. |

4874 | [sighs] |

4875 | [intriguing music playing] |

4876 | You know what? |

4877 | [grunts] |

4878 | Oh, yeah, this is great. |

4879 | Lot of space. |

4880 | You're a loose cannon, all right? |

4881 | This is a very important mission and I can't have you jeopardizing it. |

4882 | It's bigger than you. It's bigger than all of us. |

4883 | [imitates beeping sounds] |

4884 | -Great. -[whining] |

4885 | Oh, see? You got a little window and everything. |

4886 | You'll be fine. |

4887 | [scratching] |

4888 | You can breathe in there, right? |

4889 | All right, got a radio tower to find. |

4890 | Got to contact the Brotherhood, get them this head, |

4891 | -and get me some glory. -[choppy, indistinct radio chatter] |

4892 | [all chanting indistinctly] |

4893 | [Birdie] We are all survivors here. |

4894 | -Lucky enough to have found -[grunting] |

4895 | this sanctum of peace. |

4896 | Of tolerance. |

4897 | It doesn't matter |

4898 | -where you come from or what you believe. -[grunting] |

4899 | You deserve safety. |

4900 | -[can clatters] -[woman sneezes] |

4901 | Unless... |

4902 | [ominous music playing] |

4903 | ...you threaten that peace. |

4904 | For causing harm |

4905 | to a fellow survivor, |

4906 | you are hereby sentenced to death... |

4907 | [whimpers] |

4908 | ...by banishment to the surface! |

4909 | [gentle sawing] |

4910 | It's almost there. |

4911 | Need to get that sharpened, please. [clears throat] |

4912 | [straining] |

4913 | [grunts] |

4914 | [cheering] |

4915 | [triumphant music playing] |

4916 | Yeah! [whoops] |

4917 | You're just... letting me go? |

4918 | Well, that's certainly an optimistic perspective. |

4919 | You'll be killed almost immediately on the surface |

4920 | by Lord knows what. |

4921 | That's why we're giving you two weeks of supplies to take with you. |

4922 | -Thank you, Cathy. -[Cathy] Sure. |

4923 | After that, you are on your own, Goosey. |

4924 | Uh... |

4925 | That's, uh... |

4926 | That's... really nice of you guys. |

4927 | Okay, and now it is time |

4928 | to be moving along. |

4929 | Can I just ask you one thing? |

4930 | Obviously, someone will carry the supplies to the surface for you. |

4931 | My friend really likes it here. |

4932 | And he's a good person. |

4933 | He deserves to be somewhere nice and safe, |

4934 | like this. |

4935 | I know that I'm not really |

4936 | in the position to be asking favors. [chuckles] But... |

4937 | [suspenseful music playing] |

4938 | ...can he stay? |

4939 | [crowd gasping] |

4940 | [automated voice on P.A.]Backup power initiated. |

4941 | [soaring music playing] |

4942 | [Maximus] [distorted] Let her go! |

4943 | -[♪ The Platters: "Only You"] -♪Only you ♪ |

4944 | ♪Can make all this world ♪ |

4945 | -♪Seem bright ♪ -[muffled] Titus, stop! |

4946 | ♪Only you ♪ |

4947 | ♪Can make ♪ |

4948 | ♪The darkness bright ♪ |

4949 | ♪Only you ♪ |

4950 | ♪And you alone ♪ |

4951 | ♪Can thrill me like you do ♪♪ |

4952 | Titus, stop. |

4953 | They're letting me go. |

4954 | Really? |

4955 | Yeah. |

4956 | Oops. |

4957 | Sorry. |

4958 | -Somebody maybe check on him. -[groaning] |

4959 | ["Bossa Angela" playing on speakers] |

4960 | What? |

4961 | We stole their fusion core. |

4962 | Well, yeah, but... |

4963 | You know, I needed it for the armor. |

4964 | Well, without their fusion core, their auxiliary power |

4965 | will only last a few days, and... |

4966 | and then what? |

4967 | No... No. |

4968 | -Yes. -No. |

4969 | Giving it back is the right thing to do. |

4970 | Without the fusion core, this armor is useless. |

4971 | I can't be a knight. |

4972 | Well... |

4973 | you can't be a knight by stealing from people either. |

4974 | Yeah, but I can help people with this armor. |

4975 | -[sighs] -All right? |

4976 | You, for example. I want to help you. |

4977 | You really want give them their fusion core back |

4978 | if it means you don't get your dad? |

4979 | If my dad found out that I destroyed an entire community |

4980 | to save him... |

4981 | ...that'd break his heart. |

4982 | I can't. |

4983 | [melancholy music playing] |

4984 | [armor powers down] |

4985 | ♪ ♪ |

4986 | Come on. |

4987 | ♪ ♪ |

4988 | [alert blares] |

4989 | [janitor] Thank you! |

4990 | Thinking 'bout those oysters? |

4991 | Mm-hmm. |

4992 | We don't have oysters in my vault. |

4993 | We have canned tuna. |

4994 | [chuckles ] But if you like oysters, |

4995 | I'm pretty sure you'll like canned tuna. |

4996 | [chuckles softly] |

4997 | I was supposed to marry a stranger from another vault. |

4998 | It didn't turn out so good. |

4999 | I don't have the best luck when it comes to strangers. |

5000 | But... |

5001 | Titus... |

5002 | I can honestly say |

5003 | you are the best stranger |

5004 | that I've ever met. |

5005 | You're a good person, Titus. |

5006 | And if you wanted to, |

5007 | when all of this is over, you could come |

5008 | and live with us in Vault 33. |

5009 | [tranquil music playing] |

5010 | With me. |

5011 | There's something I should tell you. |

5012 | Just say yes. |

5013 | My name isn't Titus. It's Maximus. |

5014 | Titus is the name of the knight who owned this suit before me. |

5015 | He was threatening me, so instead of helping him I watched him die. |

5016 | And I took his armor and I lied to you. |

5017 | So, all that stuff you were saying, you know, about, um, |

5018 | about me being a good person... |

5019 | I just threw acid in an innocent man's face. |

5020 | And I've only been up here two weeks. |

5021 | The wasteland sucks. |

5022 | Yeah. Sometimes. |

5023 | Do you want to come live with me in my vault? |

5024 | Yeah. |

5025 | Yeah, of course. |

5026 | [chuckles] |

5027 | [laughs] |

5028 | Let's go find that head. |

5029 | [DJ Carl]Hey-yo, this Is DJ Carl at KPSS, |

5030 | broadcasting from the base of the once-beautiful Hollywood Hills. |

5031 | Like most weeks here at KPSS, this week is fiddle week, |

5032 | when all of my airtime will be spent luxuriating |

5033 | in my small but mighty collection of fiddle tunes. |

5034 | So, I'd encourage you to sit back |

5035 | and enjoy the folksy, gutsy sound |

5036 | of bygone fiddlers. |

5037 | And, if you don't like what you hear, |

5038 | just a reminder that I don't take visitors at the station. |

5039 | A simple postcard will suffice. That said, enjoy the fiddling. |

5040 | [gentle fiddle music playing] |

5041 | [music continuing in distance] |

5042 | -Excuse me! -Aah! |

5043 | Don't kill me. I'm a doctor. I can help you. |

5044 | Haven't run into many people traveling with a human head. |

5045 | Oh, this? It's not-- It's nothing really, it's more of a... |

5046 | I have to-- It's a souvenir kind of thing. |

5047 | Oh, yeah? |

5048 | Welcome to my humble pharmacy. |

5049 | -[grunts] -[snake oil salesman]Have a seat, my dear boy, |

5050 | and let's take a look at that |

5051 | tattered tootsy of yours. |

5052 | [groaning] |

5053 | [shuddering groans] |

5054 | Oh... |

5055 | Oh. |

5056 | I've seen this condition before. |

5057 | Uh, someone stepped on my foot. |

5058 | Yes. Sometimes fatal. |

5059 | But you're in luck, 'cause I've got the cure. |

5060 | I have, in my possession, serums and potions |

5061 | for every malady and misfortune |

5062 | that could possibly beset |

5063 | a wandering traveler such as yourself. |

5064 | [hammer clicks] |

5065 | What's stopping me from just killing you |

5066 | and taking your whole thing of drugs? |

5067 | Well, when it comes to serums, |

5068 | not many people know the difference |

5069 | between the noxious and the benign. |

5070 | A murky hue of green could aid the humors. |

5071 | A brackish tint of shamrock, and... |

5072 | [blows raspberry] |

5073 | That's the sound of your lower intestine |

5074 | falling right the fuck out. |

5075 | But which is which? |

5076 | -Which is which-- -Fine. |

5077 | -Just give me the right one. -Okay. |

5078 | Before we start, there's the small matter of my fee. |

5079 | I don't have caps, but... |

5080 | [short chuckle] |

5081 | Oh, my. |

5082 | -Is-is that a… -Fusion core? |

5083 | You don't see those around much anymore, do you? |

5084 | [haunting music playing] |

5085 | But, if you do want to survive... |

5086 | ...not a bad trade. |

5087 | Okay, here. |

5088 | Okay, let's get started. |

5089 | This elixir I have concocted heals all. |

5090 | And I mean everything. |

5091 | But I must warn you, the taste: not great. |

5092 | -Just give it. -Okay. |

5093 | -[chuckles] -[gags] |

5094 | [laughing] I'm sorry! |

5095 | [hacking cough] |

5096 | [laughs] |

5097 | But the results... |

5098 | Yes? The results. |

5099 | [Thaddeus gasps] |

5100 | Holy shit. Holy shit! |

5101 | Ah, thank you. |

5102 | -Sure thing, buddy boy. -Ah... |

5103 | [case lock clicks] |

5104 | Do you know where I can find a radio tower? |

5105 | I have to make contact with my base. |

5106 | Yes, I believe there's one yonward. |

5107 | Past the big crater in the middle of the Shithole. |

5108 | It's near a town that used to be called Shady Sands. |

5109 | Shady Sands? |

5110 | That place is radioactive as hell. |

5111 | Well, you don't have to worry about that anymore, do you, buddy boy? |

5112 | Toodles and anon. |

5113 | [♪ Dinah Washington: "What a Difference a Day Made"] |

5114 | ♪What a difference ♪ |

5115 | ♪A day made ♪ |

5116 | ♪ Twenty-four little hours ♪ |

5117 | [indistinct shouting] |

5118 | ♪Brought the sun and the flowers ♪ |

5119 | ♪Mmm ♪ |

5120 | ♪ Where there used to be rain... |

5121 | [P.A. system chimes] |

5122 | [Reg]Hello, Vault 33. |

5123 | In preparation for repopulating our neighboring Vault 32, |

5124 | Overseer Betty will be sending out vault assignments later today. |

5125 | Remember, wherever you end up, |

5126 | that's where you belong. |

5127 | ♪What a difference ♪ |

5128 | ♪A day made ♪ |

5129 | ♪And the difference ♪ |

5130 | ♪Is you ♪♪ |

5131 | [sinister music playing] |

5132 | What happened? |

5133 | We don't know. |

5134 | The medic says it looks like rat poison. |

5135 | We'll find out who was behind it. |

5136 | Get off of me! |

5137 | I wouldn't--- I wouldn't do something like that! |

5138 | Ugh. More death. |

5139 | I wish it would end. |

5140 | What did I tell you, Norman? |

5141 | Words have meaning. |

5142 | People are gonna be upset when they hear about this. |

5143 | People like to have something to fuss about. |

5144 | [♪ Mozart: "Così fan tutte (overture)" playing] |

5145 | Oh, fuck. |

5146 | -[Pip-Boys ding] -Oh... |

5147 | [ding] |

5148 | Yes. |

5149 | [ding] |

5150 | [baby cries] |

5151 | -[sighs] -[ding] |

5152 | [music ends] |

5153 | [latch clicks] |

5154 | Oh, hi, Norm. |

5155 | Oh, it-it's just terrible |

5156 | about the raiders, isn't it? |

5157 | Don't be too long. |

5158 | I'm holding the baby, so you have to pack everything. |

5159 | We'll miss you, Norm. |

5160 | Hmm. |

5161 | You're going too? |

5162 | Yeah. |

5163 | Steph and I were given a starter home unit. |

5164 | Just the three of us. |

5165 | Oh. |

5166 | So you're just gonna forget about everything we've seen? |

5167 | I feel like this is a good moment for a fresh start. |

5168 | You think so? |

5169 | Someone obviously does. |

5170 | Chet. |

5171 | You're a coward. |

5172 | You know that, Chet? |

5173 | [soft chuckles] |

5174 | We all are, Norm. |

5175 | That's why we live in a vault. |

5176 | [mournful music playing] |

5177 | [ominous music playing] |

5178 | ♪ ♪ |

5179 | [CX404 whimpering] |

5180 | [sighs] |

5181 | All right. |

5182 | Let's go find your daddy. |

5183 | -[♪ Cool Papa Jarvis: "Yeah Yeah Baby"] -♪Baby ♪ |

5184 | ♪Why you treat me like you do? ♪ |

5185 | ♪Hey ♪ |

5186 | ♪Baby ♪ |

5187 | ♪Why you treat me like you do? ♪♪ |

5188 | [intriguing music playing] |

5189 | [short feedback] |

5190 | [Barb] I've got three hot cocoas on deck, |

5191 | two marshmallow, one plain. |

5192 | Three? You have one for me? |

5193 | -Yeah. -Okay. |

5194 | I'll be out there in just a minute. |

5195 | Okay. |

5196 | [Barb sighs] |

5197 | [over earpiece]Got your hot cocoa, sweet pea. |

5198 | If you'd like, you can have the marshmallows |

5199 | off of the top of mine. |

5200 | [Janey]Where's Daddy? |

5201 | He'll be out in a minute. |

5202 | -What've you got there? -[whimpers] |

5203 | [conversation continues indistinctly] |

5204 | [whines] |

5205 | [both laughing] |

5206 | You're right, Roosevelt. |

5207 | What are you thinking? |

5208 | [haunting music playing] |

5209 | [Cooper]Lloyd and Cassandra here are both scientists, |

5210 | specializing in the effects of radiation on human DNA. |

5211 | [Cassandra] That's right, and we'll be living and working |

5212 | right here in Vault 4, leading a community |

5213 | governed entirely by scientists. |

5214 | Well, I may be a hero in the movies, |

5215 | but you all are heroes in real life. |

5216 | [sighs] |

5217 | No dogs in the vault, huh? |

5218 | [whines] |

5219 | ♪ ♪ |

5220 | [whines] |

5221 | I'm sorry, Dogmeat, but you ain't him. |

5222 | [whimpers] |

5223 | [sighs] |

5224 | [fiddle music playing] |

5225 | [music warbling over speakers] |

5226 | Yeah, my, uh, ride should be getting here any minute. |

5227 | Thanks again for letting me use your radio. That was really nice. |

5228 | Nah, no problem. |

5229 | [sighs] |

5230 | So, you were saying earlier that some people, |

5231 | they don't, uh, like the sound of this music, really? |

5232 | Oh, people get fully mad. |

5233 | -Oh. -The thing no one appreciates is |

5234 | these are the original recordings. |

5235 | Oh. Uh-huh. |

5236 | You can't get that warm sound anymore. |

5237 | You know, the bass, the treble, |

5238 | the mids. |

5239 | Oh, that-- |

5240 | Right, yeah. Oh. |

5241 | Here. |

5242 | Oh, that-- Okay, yeah. |

5243 | [chuckles] That's the, uh, that's mids, right? |

5244 | -Yeah, yeah. -Yeah. |

5245 | Wow, that's really got that |

5246 | -Yeah. -thing on it. |

5247 | Well, it's not on it, it's in it. |

5248 | Oh, yeah, I like it. A lot, yeah. |

5249 | Some people, they're just so ignorant to music, |

5250 | it's kind of sad, I would say. |

5251 | -Totally. -Yep. |

5252 | Great job on these booby traps, by the way. |

5253 | Really good. |

5254 | Hey, thanks. |

5255 | [Thaddeus sighs] Yeah. |

5256 | That one's crazy. [chuckles] |

5257 | [sighs] Critics. |

5258 | Yeah. |

5259 | People just, uh, can't be nice. [chuckles] |

5260 | Hey, is this your ride? |

5261 | Huh? |

5262 | Oh, shit. |

5263 | Guess not. Okay. |

5264 | [percussive music playing] |

5265 | Mm. |

5266 | God, I suck without a scope. |

5267 | We just want the head. |

5268 | Who are you? |

5269 | I’m the person who cut it off. |

5270 | Okay, um... |

5271 | [grunts] |

5272 | [moaning] |

5273 | [wheezes] |

5274 | Uh… |

5275 | Oh... |

5276 | [gasps] |

5277 | Why am I not dead? |

5278 | Uh, I-- I-I wouldn’t do that. |

5279 | Well, I’m not just gonna leave it there. |

5280 | Oh. |

5281 | - Oh. Oh! - No. |

5282 | Oh... |

5283 | -Uh… -[eerie music playing] |

5284 | Uh... |

5285 | Thaddeus. |

5286 | I-I think you might be a ghoul. |

5287 | Oh, no. |

5288 | Aw. |

5289 | I’m so stupid. I should've never trusted |

5290 | a doctor that smelled like that. |

5291 | [helicopter blades whirring in distance] |

5292 | Oh, boy. |

5293 | The Brotherhood. |

5294 | Oh, fuck. |

5295 | Shit. |

5296 | Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck. |

5297 | -They’ll kill me if they find out. -What? |

5298 | This-this is good, no? The Brotherhood is the good guys? |

5299 | Uh, it’s a complicated organization. |

5300 | -Thaddeus, give me the head. -Huh? |

5301 | I’ll slow them down. You’ll have time to run. |

5302 | You’d do that for me? |

5303 | Give it to me. |

5304 | Oh, thank you. |

5305 | Uh, I’m sorry about... |

5306 | a lot of things and I didn’t mean for... |

5307 | Okay. Ni-Nice meeting you. Bye. |

5308 | -What are you doing? -[grunting] |

5309 | If they want a head, I’m gonna give them a head. |

5310 | Find your dad. |

5311 | -Go home. That’s what I want for you. -No. |

5312 | You’re supposed to come with me. |

5313 | They’re never gonna stop looking for the artifact. |

5314 | I'm-I’m not leaving. I’m not leaving. |

5315 | Trust me. |

5316 | -[♪ The Danleers: "You're Everything"] -♪ You're my world ♪ |

5317 | ♪You're the song I sing ♪ |

5318 | ♪You're my guiding light ♪ |

5319 | ♪You're everything ♪ |

5320 | ♪You're my star ♪ |

5321 | ♪You're a diamond leaf ♪ |

5322 | ♪You're my miracle ♪ |

5323 | ♪ You're everything... |

5324 | I’ll wait for you. |

5325 | Okay? In Vault 33. |

5326 | Find me. |

5327 | I will. |

5328 | I will. |

5329 | [helicopters approaching] |

5330 | [tense music playing] |

5331 | [Betty]And now |

5332 | we say goodbye to all those |

5333 | who are leaving us for Vault 32. |

5334 | Each of them have been chosen for their agreeability, |

5335 | stick-to-itiveness, |

5336 | and all of the other qualities |

5337 | that make for a successful pioneer. |

5338 | -And, of course, every vault... -I'm not going. |

5339 | I’m not going. I'm not going. |

5340 | I’m not going, I'm not going. |

5341 | I'm not going. I'm not... Um, excuse me. |

5342 | Uh, I don’t-I don't live there. |

5343 | I live-I live there. |

5344 | [murmuring] |

5345 | Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. |

5346 | That was weird. Um, sorry. |

5347 | I’m fine. |

5348 | Proceed. |

5349 | Thank you. |

5350 | And of course, every vault needs an overseer. |

5351 | Which is why I have conferred with the high council. |

5352 | And we are proud to announce |

5353 | as interim overseer of Vault 32, |

5354 | Stephanie Harper. |

5355 | [applause] |

5356 | And with that, |

5357 | now our friends |

5358 | become neighbors. |

5359 | Good luck, 32ers. |

5360 | Hit it. |

5361 | [alert blaring] |

5362 | -[♪ Jane Morgan: "From the First Hello to the Last Goodbye"] -♪From the first ♪ |

5363 | ♪Hello ♪ |

5364 | ♪To the last ♪ |

5365 | ♪Goodbye ♪ |

5366 | ♪From the first ♪ |

5367 | ♪Hello ♪ |

5368 | ♪To the last ♪ |

5369 | ♪Goodbye ♪ |

5370 | ♪It's been awfully nice ♪ |

5371 | ♪To know you ♪ |

5372 | ♪So excuse ♪ |

5373 | ♪The parting sigh ♪ |

5374 | ♪And I'll watch ♪ |

5375 | -♪ You go ♪ -Yep. |

5376 | ♪ With my chin ♪ |

5377 | ♪Held high ♪ |

5378 | ♪You've been dear and sweet ♪ |

5379 | ♪ A pleasure to meet ♪ |

5380 | ♪A special treat ♪ |

5381 | ♪ Say I ♪ |

5382 | ♪From the first ♪ |

5383 | ♪ Hello ♪ |

5384 | ♪To the last ♪ |

5385 | ♪Goodbye ♪♪ |

5386 | [suspenseful music playing] |

5387 | [computer beeps] |

5388 | [typing] |

5389 | [typing] |

5390 | [typing] |

5391 | [suspenseful music playing] |

5392 | ♪ ♪ |

5393 | ♪ ♪ |

5394 | Hello? |

5395 | [louder] Hello? |

5396 | [alert blaring] |

5397 | ♪ ♪ |

5398 | ♪ ♪ |

5399 | Hello? |

5400 | Hello? |

5401 | -[machinery quietly revving] -[circus music playing in distance] |

5402 | Hello? |

5403 | [machinery quietly revving] |

5404 | [metal clanking] |

5405 | [ominous music playing] |

5406 | [fiddle music playing] |

5407 | ♪ ♪ |

5408 | ♪ ♪ |

5409 | [atmospheric music playing] |

5410 | ♪ ♪ |

5411 | ♪ ♪ |

5412 | [staticky ringing builds] |

5413 | You are my world. |

5414 | -[weapon fires] -[Lucy] Where are you taking him? |

5415 | To the real world. You should see it sometime. |

5416 | You can change the future if you can bring me to Moldaver. |

5417 | -Just my head. -Ow. |

5418 | [Wilzig]This is the only way to get your dad back. |

5419 | -[screams] -[Quintus] Aspirant Dane? |

5420 | You're aware of their injury? |

5421 | [Titus]Shoot it! |

5422 | You stupid motherfucker, you know this is all your fault. |

5423 | They'll kill you for this. |

5424 | [Maximus]They don't have to find out. |

5425 | It's the Brotherhood. |

5426 | -They'll find out. -[distant whirring] |

5427 | They want a head, we give them a head. |

5428 | You're supposed to come with me. |

5429 | They're never gonna stop looking. Trust me. |

5430 | [Miss Williams]America has been locked in a resource war. |

5431 | Vault-Tec bought the means to end that war. |

5432 | Cold fusion. Infinite energy. |

5433 | -[Snake Oil Salesman] Is-is that a... -[Thaddeus] Fusion core? |

5434 | You don't see those around much anymore, do you? |

5435 | What is the ultimate weapon to destroy your competition? |

5436 | It's time. |

5437 | [Cooper] You ever think about working somewhere else? |

5438 | Vault-Tec exists with or without me. |

5439 | It doesn't do anyone any good to complain from the sidelines. |

5440 | -It's a listening device. -You want me to spy on my wife? |

5441 | [Norm]When my mother died, what happened to her Pip-Boy? |

5442 | It was buried with her. |

5443 | I buried her myself. |

5444 | Me... and your father. |

5445 | [dramatic music playing] |

5446 | [clanking and hissing] |

5447 | [Norm]Hello? |

5448 | [static crackling] |

5449 | [Vertibird approaching] |

5450 | [dramatic music playing] |

5451 | Find me. |

5452 | I will. |

5453 | [indistinct radio chatter] |

5454 | [officer over radio]Filly clear for landing. |

5455 | The locals put up a fight, but so did we. [laughs] |

5456 | ♪ ♪ |

5457 | ♪ ♪ |

5458 | ♪ ♪ |

5459 | You're wearing the Knight's red. |

5460 | Where's your Knight? |

5461 | He's dead. |

5462 | This is not the first time a Brother in your company |

5463 | has fallen into misfortune... |

5464 | ...is it? |

5465 | -[device whirring] -I fear you lied then. |

5466 | [cleric] No artifact, m'lord. |

5467 | Just as you lie now. |

5468 | Wait, wait, wait! |

5469 | -[groans] Wait, wait, wait. -[chanting last rites] |

5470 | [Maximus] Please, listen to me! |

5471 | I can get you the real head. |

5472 | [Quintus] Confess. |

5473 | [Maximus] Don't kill me and I can lead you to it! |

5474 | [panting] |

5475 | [Maximus groaning] |

5476 | [groans] I can help you! |

5477 | Please, m'lord. |

5478 | My injury was my own doing. Not his. |

5479 | Please... Please, I know where the head is! |

5480 | For the sake of the Brotherhood, please listen to him! |

5481 | [Maximus panting] |

5482 | Such a display of loyalty. |

5483 | Don't see that much anymore. |

5484 | [somber music playing] |

5485 | [Quintus] You think you're the first squire who coveted his Knight's armor? |

5486 | How did Titus die? |

5487 | He died running. |

5488 | [sighs softly] |

5489 | The Brotherhood has lost its way. |

5490 | We once ruled the Wasteland... |

5491 | And yet power is taken, not given. |

5492 | A lesson you seem to have learned. |

5493 | So, if what you say is true, |

5494 | and you can lead us to the relic, |

5495 | then together, you and I, |

5496 | we will take power. |

5497 | And with it... |

5498 | we will start a new Brotherhood. |

5499 | With me as its head, and the likes of you as its sword. |

5500 | Your entire life, you've been looking for a home. |

5501 | [dramatic music playing] |

5502 | ♪ ♪ |

5503 | Build one with me. |

5504 | ♪ ♪ |

5505 | [weapon cocks] |

5506 | [suspenseful music playing] |

5507 | [giggling] |

5508 | It's her. |

5509 | ♪ ♪ |

5510 | [barking] |

5511 | [intriguing music playing] |

5512 | [wind gusting] |

5513 | [gentle music playing] |

5514 | [Barb] Well, thank you for the ride. |

5515 | [Cooper] Well, it's the least I could do after I bungled your oil change. |

5516 | [chuckles] Well, I appreciate you trying. |

5517 | You know, most guys with a ride this nice, |

5518 | they wouldn't be willing to get their hands dirty. |

5519 | Okay. |

5520 | -I love you. -Love you, too. |

5521 | -Have a great day. -Thank you, Coop. |

5522 | Okay. |

5523 | [grunts softly] |

5524 | [festive music playing over radio] |

5525 | Coop! |

5526 | -[chuckling] -Ah. |

5527 | -Good to see you, buddy. -Yeah. |

5528 | -What's wrong? -Uh, my Pip-Boy. |

5529 | It's been acting strange. The transmitter is always activated... |

5530 | [Bud] Well, maybe take it over to the boys in IT, have them take a look... |

5531 | [Barb] No, no, I can fix it myself. |

5532 | I just need to figure out where the Pip-Boy is trying to transmit to... |

5533 | I-I'm heading out. I promised Janey that I would teach her some roping. |

5534 | Oh, yeah? I don't have kids myself. |

5535 | But I do have a training program for up-and-coming executives, |

5536 | and that's basically the same thing. [laughs] |

5537 | I imagine Barb told you about it? |

5538 | -Uh... no. No. -Oh. |

5539 | Well, I call it Bud's Buds. |

5540 | The basic idea is that the biggest obstacle to achievement |

5541 | has been the brevity of the human lifespan. |

5542 | It's prevented us from working on projects that require centuries, |

5543 | maybe even millennia, to see through. |

5544 | So ideally, Bud's Buds will keep my project on track |

5545 | -centuries into the future. Nifty, huh? -Bud. |

5546 | -We're getting late. -Oh, yes. |

5547 | -Let's go. -Big day today. |

5548 | -[taps on car] -Yeah. |

5549 | Good luck. |

5550 | [sighs] |

5551 | [Bud]Hey, maybe, uh, maybe we could all go to Café Cabana sometime? |

5552 | You, me and Coop? |

5553 | Oh! Sorry. |

5554 | [Barb]Has your Pip-Boy been acting strangely? |

5555 | [Bud]No. Why? What's wrong with yours? |

5556 | [Barb]I'm not sure yet. |

5557 | -[loud static] -[clicks tongue] |

5558 | Fuck. |

5559 | [sighs] |

5560 | [tense music playing] |

5561 | ♪ ♪ |

5562 | ♪ ♪ |

5563 | [wind blowing] |

5564 | Lucy. |

5565 | Dad. |

5566 | [sighs] |

5567 | [ghoul snarling softly] |

5568 | [breathing heavily] |

5569 | [Moldaver] Welcome. |

5570 | [ghoul snarling] |

5571 | [growling] |

5572 | [Moldaver] Join us. |

5573 | It's my turn to host, isn't it? |

5574 | [snarling] |

5575 | I've had a lot of time to think about this moment. |

5576 | You wouldn't believe the things that went through my head. |

5577 | [ghoul snarling] |

5578 | One night, I... |

5579 | actually tried to stuff an old grenade into the neck hole. |

5580 | Guess I... [inhales deeply] |

5581 | was gonna walk in here and... |

5582 | blow everybody up. |

5583 | But it's... |

5584 | not really how I was raised. |

5585 | So... |

5586 | if you don't mind, |

5587 | I'm gonna keep things civil. |

5588 | [ghoul snarling] |

5589 | Brought you your friend. |

5590 | Just like he asked. |

5591 | [snarls] |

5592 | [tool whirring] |

5593 | Now, please... |

5594 | ...give me my dad back. |

5595 | [ghoul snarls] |

5596 | Very well. |

5597 | [dramatic music playing] |

5598 | ♪ ♪ |

5599 | But, first... |

5600 | ...what if I tell you how I know your father? |

5601 | Who he really is? |

5602 | [Hank] No. Lucy, |

5603 | -don't listen to her. -You think your father |

5604 | was born in a vault. |

5605 | Like you. |

5606 | Like your brother. |

5607 | -[male voice]The key to the future of-- -[clanking and whirring] |

5608 | -No, no, I'll get it this time. -Hello? |

5609 | The key to the future of humanity-- |

5610 | -[clanking] -Oh! |

5611 | The-the-the key to the future of human-- |

5612 | -[clanking] -[laughing]Oh, no. |

5613 | This is ridiculous. |

5614 | The key to the future of humanity-- |

5615 | -[clanking] -Nope. Try. |

5616 | -[Norm] Hello? -Nope. |

5617 | The key to the future of humanity-- |

5618 | -[clanking] -Ugh, I'm gonna get it. |

5619 | [chuckles]I'll get it. Don't you worry. |

5620 | [chuckles]The key to-- the key to the future of humanity-- |

5621 | -[clanking] -Oh! [chuckles] |

5622 | Now this is just ridiculous. |

5623 | A great game of the-- |

5624 | [mutters]Oh. |

5625 | [laughs]All right, all right, this one's it. I'll get it this time. |

5626 | The key to the future of humanity is a-- |

5627 | Uh, nope. Just maybe I have to-- |

5628 | Oh. Ah. |

5629 | Thank you, Betty. |

5630 | Wait, you're not Betty. |

5631 | Or Hank. |

5632 | You share only 50% of Hank MacLean's DNA. |

5633 | I'm... |

5634 | -his son. -No. |

5635 | No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! |

5636 | What are you? |

5637 | Initiate Protocol 53. |

5638 | [dramatic music playing] |

5639 | [sighs]Now, sorry, just hold still. |

5640 | -Who are you? -Wait. |

5641 | Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I won't answer your questions |

5642 | unless you let me inject you with this. |

5643 | All right, don't move. The secret must be guarded. |

5644 | Don't-don't go in there. |

5645 | Don't you go in there! |

5646 | Don't read anything in there! Or turn on the lights. |

5647 | Don't you access the info tree or look at the terminal. |

5648 | Wait! Just... |

5649 | stay right there. Stop. |

5650 | I'm coming! |

5651 | What is this place? |

5652 | [Cooper] Any idea when Barb will be back? |

5653 | I'm sorry. She's in a meeting. |

5654 | Something about vertical integration or-- |

5655 | Above my pay grade. |

5656 | -Mine, too. [chuckles] -Ha. |

5657 | By the way, Mr. Howard, |

5658 | there's a new guy who works with Barb. |

5659 | Henry. |

5660 | He's a really big fan of yours. |

5661 | Yes. Henry. |

5662 | He has called the house a few times. |

5663 | Do you mind if I bring him by? |

5664 | Just to meet you for a moment? |

5665 | Of course. |

5666 | Yeah. Always happy to meet a fan. |

5667 | [sighs] |

5668 | [door opens] |

5669 | -[door closes] -[exhales] |

5670 | -[exhales sharply] -[beeps] |

5671 | [Bud]All of our work, everything that we've accomplished |

5672 | is the result of this fruit-bearing collaboration |

5673 | between like-minded corporations that make America great. |

5674 | On behalf of everyone here at Vault-Tec... |

5675 | ...welcome. |

5676 | Let's call this what it is, Bud. |

5677 | Your sales aren't up to snuff, |

5678 | and you need money. |

5679 | You're one to talk, Freddy boy. You could lose money running a casino. |

5680 | [laughing] |

5681 | [Bud]Our sales are fine. |

5682 | Sure, rumors of the peace negotiations have set us back a bit, |

5683 | but we're here to offer you an opportunity. |

5684 | We'd like to collaborate on some of our vaults. |

5685 | [Leon]I-I don't get the vaults. |

5686 | When it's time to come out, |

5687 | what if people are still alive on the surface? |

5688 | They'll be Stone Age creatures. |

5689 | Probably eat whoever steps out of your vaults. |

5690 | That isn't an issue. |

5691 | Our vaults have the resources to survive for centuries. |

5692 | Meanwhile, our competitors-- you know, |

5693 | every other human who isn't us-- will be dead on the surface. |

5694 | Because after all, |

5695 | what is the ultimate weapon of mass destruction? |

5696 | Time. |

5697 | Time. |

5698 | Time is the apex predator. |

5699 | And in the event of an incident, |

5700 | time is the weapon with which we will defeat all of our enemies. |

5701 | That is how we will win the great game of capitalism. |

5702 | Not by outfighting anyone, |

5703 | but by outliving them. |

5704 | [Robert] Even if you outlive |

5705 | all external threats, here's my problem with the vaults. |

5706 | You confine a bunch of rats |

5707 | in a nest for a long time, they end up eating each other. |

5708 | So who's to say your rats are gonna survive |

5709 | better than those animals on the surface? |

5710 | And you still haven't addressed the fundamental question-- |

5711 | That is a little shortsighted, I would say. |

5712 | I don't need rats for people on the surface. |

5713 | [overlapping chatter] |

5714 | -[chuckles] -[overlapping chatter] |

5715 | -[overlapping chatter continues] -[suspenseful music playing] |

5716 | -[beeps] -[overlapping chatter continues] |

5717 | If I could perhaps refocus the conversation. |

5718 | [chatter stops] |

5719 | Come on, Barb. Set 'em straight. |

5720 | When I think about the future, |

5721 | I think about my daughter... |

5722 | Janey. |

5723 | [sighs] |

5724 | How do I provide her |

5725 | with a better future? |

5726 | That's what we've invited you here to discuss. |

5727 | Yes. [sighs] |

5728 | And how do we design |

5729 | our vault societies so our children have that better future? |

5730 | I suggest we hedge our bets. |

5731 | [Brain-on-a-Roomba]Wait! I am the Overseer here! |

5732 | My orders must be followed! |

5733 | Why isn't this working? This is conflict resolution 101. |

5734 | [Norm] Where's the rest of the vault? |

5735 | This is the rest of the vault. |

5736 | Is this where my dad's from? |

5737 | You'll never find out. |

5738 | -[lights clack on] -Oh. He's gonna find out. |

5739 | [machines powering up] |

5740 | [suspenseful music playing] |

5741 | [Brain-on-a-Roomba]These are Bud's Buds. |

5742 | My Buds. America outsourced the survival of this country to the private sector. |

5743 | But it would have been insane to keep a failed nation alive. |

5744 | So, we kept Vault-Tec alive instead. |

5745 | A well-trained staff of highly supervised junior executives |

5746 | from my own assistant training program. |

5747 | Because the future of humanity comes down to one word: |

5748 | Management. |

5749 | [Barb] Bud here has an idea for |

5750 | three interconnected vaults. |

5751 | But we need more ideas. We need your ideas. |

5752 | Because it was the spirit of competition that made our companies great, |

5753 | and I propose we bring that same spirit of competition to our solution. |

5754 | [map dinging] |

5755 | We have over a hundred vaults spread across America. |

5756 | Enough for each of you to claim several, |

5757 | where you can play out your own ideas |

5758 | for how to create the perfect conditions for humanity. |

5759 | Whatever you want to do, no one needs to know. |

5760 | And may the best idea win. |

5761 | [whirring] |

5762 | So what's Vault 32 and 33? Just people to be controlled? |

5763 | What? No! When you put it like that, it sounds downright morally questionable. |

5764 | They're our breeding pool, the ultimate expression of HR R&D. |

5765 | Genetically selected to breed with my Buds to create a class of super managers. |

5766 | People with positivity, people who make lemonade. |

5767 | People who will inherit the Earth after we've wiped the surface clean. |

5768 | We wiped the surface clean? |

5769 | [Frederick]We could intentionally |

5770 | overcrowd a vault so people have to compete to survive inside it. |

5771 | We have been developing a robot that delivers milk to the front door. |

5772 | It's quite intelligent. I would like to see a vault governed by it. |

5773 | What about using a vault to develop a super-mutant soldier |

5774 | using illegal immigrants? |

5775 | [man] We could pump psychotropic drugs into the air supply. |

5776 | [woman]We could separate parents and children, |

5777 | and only the smartest kids reach adulthood. |

5778 | [Robert]It's a fun idea. |

5779 | There's a lot of earning potential with the end of the world. |

5780 | But we're talking about making a significant investment |

5781 | based on a hypothetical. |

5782 | How can you guarantee results? |

5783 | By dropping the bomb ourselves. |

5784 | [staticky ringing] |

5785 | [indistinct chatter over earbud] |

5786 | [Betty] Mr. Howard? |

5787 | [chatter continues over earbud] |

5788 | Mr. Howard? |

5789 | Everything all right, Mr. Howard? |

5790 | Uh, fine. I'm-I'm... I'm-I'm fine, Betty. |

5791 | He is so excited to meet you. |

5792 | A nuclear event would be a tragedy... |

5793 | but also, an opportunity. |

5794 | Perhaps the greatest opportunity in history. |

5795 | Because when we are the only ones left, there will be no one to fight. |

5796 | A true monopoly. |

5797 | -[door closes] -Mr. Howard. |

5798 | Huge fan. I'm Henry, but, uh, |

5799 | everyone calls me Hank. |

5800 | Wow. |

5801 | [eerie, ominous music playing] |

5802 | [Moldaver]Your father has been around for a very long time. |

5803 | -[speaking indistinctly] -[high-pitched ringing] |

5804 | [Moldaver]Part of an organization |

5805 | that thought they had the answers to all the world's problems. |

5806 | [Young Hank]You know, that scene? |

5807 | That scene where you shoot Joey Toro in the face? |

5808 | Feo, fuerte y formal. |

5809 | [Barb] This is our chance to make war obsolete. |

5810 | Because in our current societal configuration, which took shape without |

5811 | intentional guidance, we have friction. |

5812 | We have conflict, and we have war. |

5813 | And war, well... |

5814 | War never changes. |

5815 | -[indistinct chatter] -[high-pitched ringing] |

5816 | [Young Hank] I was just wondering, if-if... if you don't mind, |

5817 | um, I hate to be that guy, but, do you think you could give me an autograph? |

5818 | [Moldaver] He never told you where he's really from, |

5819 | when he's from. |

5820 | He never told your mother, either. |

5821 | What do you know about my mother? |

5822 | She was like you. |

5823 | She was kind, loving. |

5824 | Curious. |

5825 | Isn't that why you came to the surface really? |

5826 | Partly to rescue your father, but... |

5827 | to know why I took him? |

5828 | [machines clicking, whirring] |

5829 | [indistinct chatter] |

5830 | [slow, suspenseful music playing] |

5831 | [weapons clicking] |

5832 | Thank you. |

5833 | Wait. Dane, they're sending you? |

5834 | Punishment for what I did to myself. |

5835 | Hey. |

5836 | I was just scared of going into the Wilds. |

5837 | I had no idea they'd blame you for it. I... |

5838 | I'm sorry. |

5839 | [slow, dramatic music playing] |

5840 | Don't be. |

5841 | I was meant to go on that mission. |

5842 | I met someone. |

5843 | But right now, she's walking into danger. |

5844 | That's why you came back. |

5845 | To rescue her. |

5846 | [whispering] I'm leaving with her. |

5847 | I am going back to where she came from. |

5848 | A vault. It's a place that's peaceful... and safe. |

5849 | Where nobody ever goes to war. |

5850 | What? |

5851 | -Maggots, clear out! -[others] Yes, sir! |

5852 | [overlapping shouting] |

5853 | [engines whirring] |

5854 | There's nowhere safe, Max. |

5855 | And there's no leaving. |

5856 | I wish there was. |

5857 | ♪ ♪ |

5858 | [dramatic music playing] |

5859 | [Moldaver] Rose was so clever. |

5860 | Like you. |

5861 | Lucy, your mother discovered |

5862 | that something was siphoning the vault's water away. |

5863 | [somber music playing] |

5864 | From that one clue, |

5865 | she deduced that maybe... |

5866 | civilization had returned to the surface. |

5867 | When she told her husband, |

5868 | he said it was a ridiculous idea, |

5869 | and that she should tell no one. |

5870 | Lucy, let's go. Let's-- |

5871 | And that's when she realized that her husband, the Overseer, |

5872 | was hiding things. |

5873 | [Hank] Lucy, let's go. Let's get out of here. |

5874 | [Moldaver] So she ran away. |

5875 | Like you did, Lucy. |

5876 | And took her children. |

5877 | And she found this wonderful city |

5878 | that was everything the vaults had promised to be. |

5879 | [Hank]She is lying! |

5880 | [Moldaver]But then, |

5881 | her husband came after her. |

5882 | And when she decided not to return home, |

5883 | he took the children. |

5884 | And he burned that city to the ground. |

5885 | Shady Sands. |

5886 | She's lying, Lucy. |

5887 | [Moldaver] That's how Vault-Tec deals with competition. |

5888 | Just like they did 200 years ago. |

5889 | [gentle music playing] |

5890 | [bell clanging] |

5891 | Lucy? |

5892 | What you brought me is cold fusion. |

5893 | It's limitless energy. |

5894 | -Lucy? -And we can build-- |

5895 | -She's a murderer. -...our own world. |

5896 | -Lucy, look at me. -It could be a better world. |

5897 | -It has clean water and medicine-- -[Hank] She invaded our home. |

5898 | [Moldaver] ...and power. |

5899 | -But for everyone. -[Hank]Lucy? |

5900 | -Because when Vault-Tec... -She killed... |

5901 | -...bought my research... -...our people... |

5902 | [Moldaver] ...they made it proprietary, |

5903 | so only a trusted Vault-Tec minion |

5904 | -can activate cold fusion. -Do not listen to her. |

5905 | [Moldaver] All I need |

5906 | is for him to give me the code. |

5907 | -Lucy, look at me! -[banging stool on bars] |

5908 | Look at me! |

5909 | Lucy! |

5910 | [panting] |

5911 | [somber music playing] |

5912 | My mother. |

5913 | What happened to her? |

5914 | -I think you know. -[Hank scoffs] |

5915 | [ghoul gasping] |

5916 | [Rose]Lucy? |

5917 | -[speaking indistinctly] -[gentle music playing] |

5918 | [sniffles] |

5919 | [gasps] |

5920 | -[Hank] Lucy? -[gasps] |

5921 | She's lying, Lucy. |

5922 | Just give her the code. |

5923 | [gasps softly] |

5924 | Give her the code. |

5925 | Give her the code, Dad. |

5926 | [sighs] |

5927 | [sniffles] |

5928 | [sighs, sniffles] |

5929 | [Lucy gasps softly] |

5930 | [beeping] |

5931 | [chimes] |

5932 | [beeping continues] |

5933 | [rotational trilling] |

5934 | [whirring] |

5935 | [triumphant music playing] |

5936 | [high-pitched whirring] |

5937 | ♪ ♪ |

5938 | ♪ ♪ |

5939 | [slow, suspenseful music playing] |

5940 | [whirring] |

5941 | [soft beeping] |

5942 | [whirring] |

5943 | Well, it was great meeting you. I actually have to get back home. |

5944 | [Brain-on-a-Roomba] You can't go home, son of Hank. |

5945 | No. |

5946 | Not with what you've learned. |

5947 | So you're just-- you're just gonna keep me here? |

5948 | Just until we're all ready to go to the surface. |

5949 | That could be hundreds of years. |

5950 | True. That's why I'd suggest you wait it out in your dad's pod. |

5951 | Unless you want to starve to death. |

5952 | Not much food in here, except the occasional very large bug. |

5953 | I'd certainly put myself to sleep if I could. |

5954 | [breathing heavily] |

5955 | [eerie, suspenseful music playing] |

5956 | [somber music playing] |

5957 | I did what was necessary... |

5958 | ...to save our people. |

5959 | And that woman over there... |

5960 | [keypad clicking, beeping] |

5961 | She's no different than me. |

5962 | [beeps, trills] |

5963 | [whooshing] |

5964 | [high-pitched whirring] |

5965 | -[air raid sirens blaring] -[Lucy gasps] |

5966 | [soldier]Incoming aircraft. |

5967 | [air raid sirens continue] |

5968 | The Brotherhood? |

5969 | Barricade the doors! |

5970 | Don't let anyone in here! |

5971 | Let's move! |

5972 | -[indistinct shouting] -[soldier] Move out, move out, move out. |

5973 | [shouting fades in distance] |

5974 | [Hank] Lucy? |

5975 | I loved your mother. |

5976 | But she stopped being your mother when she left home. |

5977 | When she took you into danger. |

5978 | [dramatic, majestic music playing] |

5979 | [indistinct radio chatter] |

5980 | [retching] |

5981 | [Vertibird blades whirring] |

5982 | [mechanical whirring] |

5983 | -[alarm blaring] -Incoming! |

5984 | [screams] |

5985 | You've seen what it's like up here. |

5986 | Everyone equally afraid, equally miserable. |

5987 | Forced to do horrible things in order to survive. |

5988 | Lucy... |

5989 | I had to make a choice. |

5990 | Between their violent world and our peaceful one. |

5991 | [somber music playing] |

5992 | And I believe, Lucy, I know I made the right choice. |

5993 | [high-pitched ringing] |

5994 | -[♪ Nat King Cole: "I Don't Want to See Tomorrow"] -♪I don't want to see ♪ |

5995 | ♪Tomorrow ♪ |

5996 | ♪Unless ♪ |

5997 | ♪I see it ♪ |

5998 | ♪With you ♪ |

5999 | ♪Tomorrow, so they say ♪ |

6000 | ♪Will be a lovely day ♪ |

6001 | ♪A bright new sun will suddenly ♪ |

6002 | ♪Break through ♪ |

6003 | ♪But I don't want to see ♪ |

6004 | Go! |

6005 | ♪Tomorrow ♪ |

6006 | ♪Unless I see it with you ♪ |

6007 | ♪ Tomorrow, so I hear... |

6008 | [Hank] If the problem with the world is factions endlessly fighting, |

6009 | endlessly at war, then what is the solution |

6010 | but to get rid of the factions? |

6011 | To make the world us, |

6012 | only ours to shape. |

6013 | ♪To see tomorrow ♪ |

6014 | ♪ Unless you're there by my side ♪ |

6015 | ♪Don't want to walk alone ♪ |

6016 | ♪Don't want to dream alone ♪ |

6017 | ♪Just want you close to my heart ♪ |

6018 | [explosion] |

6019 | ♪For if your love is gone ♪ |

6020 | ♪How can I face the dawn of Sunday ♪ |

6021 | ♪Or Monday? ♪ |

6022 | ♪I just can't face one day ♪ |

6023 | ♪Until you say you're mine ♪ |

6024 | ♪Oh, darling, please be mine ♪ |

6025 | ♪And make each bright tomorrow young and new ♪ |

6026 | ♪But I don't want to face tomorrow ♪ |

6027 | ♪Unless ♪ |

6028 | ♪ I see it ♪ |

6029 | [whistles] |

6030 | ♪With you ♪♪ |

6031 | [ominous music playing] |

6032 | I'll bet that outfit makes y'all feel like a big man, don't it? |

6033 | Well, I know 'cause, well, I used to wear one |

6034 | back in the day. |

6035 | There was only one problem with it. |

6036 | There was a flaw |

6037 | in the welding just below the chest plate. |

6038 | I wonder if they fixed that in this new model? |

6039 | I guess not. |

6040 | [exciting music playing] |

6041 | [soldier] Did you get him? |

6042 | [Knight] I can't see shit. |

6043 | Find that fucking ghoul. |

6044 | Open the door, Lucy. Open the door, let's go home. |

6045 | [tense music playing] |

6046 | Let's go home. |

6047 | Let's go home. |

6048 | [ghoul breathing heavily] |

6049 | [Hank] Lucy. |

6050 | Please. Open the door, Lucy. |

6051 | [distant explosion] |

6052 | [dramatic music playing] |

6053 | [Maximus] Lucy. Lucy. |

6054 | Lucy? |

6055 | -Lucy. -[Hank] Hey. Hey. |

6056 | I'm her father. Can you get us out of here? |

6057 | -Lucy, let's go. Come on, we got to get out of here. -Wait. No. |

6058 | Not with him. |

6059 | Why not with him? What do you mean? |

6060 | Because it was him. He... |

6061 | -What? -It was him. |

6062 | -What was him? -He... |

6063 | Lucy, what? |

6064 | Shady Sands. |

6065 | [dramatic music playing] |

6066 | It was him. |

6067 | I'm sorry. |

6068 | [tense, dramatic music playing] |

6069 | Lucy. You're coming with me. |

6070 | [yells] |

6071 | No! |

6072 | Hey, Max. Max. Max, wake up. |

6073 | [suspenseful music playing] |

6074 | You see what this place does to people? |

6075 | I'm your father, Lucy. |

6076 | You came all this way for me. |

6077 | You're not gonna hurt me. |

6078 | [grunts] God... |

6079 | Oh, you want another autograph, Young Henry? |

6080 | Feo, fuerte y formal. |

6081 | When your daughter said her last name was MacLean, well, |

6082 | I just couldn't believe it was the MacLean. |

6083 | Hell, this kid used to pick up my wife's dry cleaning. |

6084 | Now, I've waited over 200 years |

6085 | to ask somebody one question. |

6086 | Where's my fucking family? |

6087 | [tense, dramatic music playing] |

6088 | Yeah. |

6089 | [grunts] |

6090 | [Lucy] Hey. |

6091 | Max. Hey, hey. Hey, Max. Max, wake up. |

6092 | Come on, wake up. |

6093 | Wake up! God. [grunts] |

6094 | Come on. Come on! |

6095 | Come on! Please! |

6096 | [grunts] |

6097 | ♪ ♪ |

6098 | [gunfire continues in distance] |

6099 | War never changes. |

6100 | You look out at this Wasteland, |

6101 | looks like chaos. |

6102 | But there's always somebody behind the wheel. |

6103 | And that's who I want to talk to. |

6104 | That's where your daddy is headed. |

6105 | But you let him go. |

6106 | [Ghoul] Well, it's easier to track a stuck pig than to ask it where it's off to. |

6107 | You want to know how I know your daddy, don't you? |

6108 | Let's just say that everything about your whole little world |

6109 | was decided over 200 years ago. |

6110 | Now, you can stay here with him, |

6111 | but when his tin can soldier friends take this place-- |

6112 | and they gonna take this place-- |

6113 | they will kill you and everybody here. |

6114 | [somber music playing] |

6115 | Or you could come meet your makers. |

6116 | [dramatic music playing] |

6117 | ♪ ♪ |

6118 | [gun cocks] |

6119 | [gurgles] |

6120 | [sighs] |

6121 | You coming? |

6122 | [somber music playing] |

6123 | Hey. |

6124 | Get up. |

6125 | Max. |

6126 | I'll find you. |

6127 | Okey-dokey. |

6128 | [slow, dramatic music playing] |

6129 | [distant gunfire] |

6130 | [gasps] |

6131 | ♪ ♪ |

6132 | [groans] |

6133 | Lucy. |

6134 | Lucy. |

6135 | [distant explosions] |

6136 | [grunting] |

6137 | Lucy. |

6138 | [Moldaver] Rose. |

6139 | [door closes] |

6140 | [ominous music playing] |

6141 | [Moldaver breathing heavily] |

6142 | We did it, Rose. |

6143 | ♪ ♪ |

6144 | What do you suppose your Brotherhood would do with infinite power? |

6145 | Maybe you can stop them. Maybe you can't. |

6146 | Maybe all you can do is try. |

6147 | [dramatic music playing] |

6148 | Is that their leader? |

6149 | You killed her. |

6150 | No. Dane. |

6151 | [Dane] All hail Maximus! That shalt be Knight hereafter! |

6152 | [troops] All hail Knight Maximus! |

6153 | All hail Knight Maximus! All hail Knight Maximus! |

6154 | All hail Knight Maximus! |

6155 | All hail Knight Maximus! All hail Knight Maximus! |

6156 | All hail Knight Maximus! |

6157 | -All hail Knight Maximus! -[chanting continues] |

6158 | -[♪ The Ink Spots: "We Three"] -♪We three ♪ |

6159 | ♪We're all alone ♪ |

6160 | ♪Living in a memory ♪ |

6161 | ♪My echo ♪ |

6162 | ♪My shadow ♪ |

6163 | ♪And me ♪ |

6164 | ♪We three ♪ |

6165 | ♪We're not a crowd ♪ |

6166 | ♪We're not even company ♪ |

6167 | ♪My echo ♪ |

6168 | ♪My shadow ♪ |

6169 | ♪And me ♪ |

6170 | ♪What good is the moonlight ♪ |

6171 | ♪The silvery moonlight ♪ |

6172 | ♪That shines above? ♪ |

6173 | ♪I walk with my shadow ♪ |

6174 | ♪I talk with my echo ♪ |

6175 | ♪But where is the one I love? ♪ |

6176 | ♪We three ♪ |

6177 | ♪We'll wait for you ♪ |

6178 | ♪Even till eternity ♪ |

6179 | ♪My echo ♪ |

6180 | ♪My shadow ♪ |

6181 | ♪And me ♪♪ |

6182 | ♪ ♪ |

6183 | [dramatic music playing] |

6184 | ♪ ♪ |

6185 | ♪ ♪ |

6186 | [atmospheric music playing] |

6187 | ♪ ♪ |

6188 | ♪ ♪ |