Мега-убийства: Гейб Ньюэлл

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## Убийства

**Первая кровь**

- ▶️ First blood! Thanks and have fun.
- ▶️ Hello. I'm Gabe Newell. You've just achieved first blood. Thanks and have fun.

**Double Kill**

**Triple Kill**

- ▶️ Impossible kill.

*Шанс 30%*

- ▶️
*п*More than two kills, but less than four kills.

*Шанс 10%*

- ▶️
*п*I will ignore your email number of kills.

*Шанс 5%*

- ▶️ I'm not reading this.

**Ultra Kill**

- ▶️ Ultra kill.

**Rampage**

- ▶️ Rampage!
*дополнение*

**Killing Spree**

- ▶️ Killing spree.

**Dominating**

**Mega Kill**

- ▶️ Mega kill!

**Unstoppable**

**Wicked Sick**

- ▶️ That was unreal.

*Шанс 50%*

- ▶️
*300*If you were a millennial, I'd say 'wicked sick'.

*Шанс 25%*

- ▶️
*300*That was, as they say, 'wicked sick'.

**Monster Kill**

**Godlike**

**Holy Shit**

- ▶️ Goodness!
*дополнение* - ▶️ It happened again.
*дополнение* - ▶️ There they go...
*дополнение*

**Ownage**

**Смерть всей команды**

Ваша команда

- ▶️
*п*Who programmed these bots? - ▶️
*п*I don't like using curse words... - ▶️
*п*There's no reason to get overly excited.

*Шанс 40%*

*Шанс 30%*

- ▶️
*п*Teamwipe, all of your former friends.

Вражеская команда

- ▶️
*п*Time to bring this thing out of beta. - ▶️
*п*You're doing very well. I'm very proud of you. - ▶️
*п*A community of motivated people on the internet can accomplish almost anything. - ▶️
*п*The entire team was an ass, and we won't be working with them again.*Radiant wiping Dire*

*Шанс 40%*

- ▶️
*п*Good! - ▶️
*п*Teamwipe. - ▶️
*п*The entire team was an ass, and we won't be working with them again.*Dire wiping Radiant*

*Шанс 15%*

- ▶️
*п*Teamwipe, enemy.

*Для зрителей*

- ▶️
*п*I would like to take a moment to thank you for supporting PC gaming. - ▶️
*п*That reminds me: I'm not wearing underwear. - ▶️
*п*My favorite hero is Sand King. - ▶️
*п*I've always wanted to be a giant space crab. - ▶️
*п*Fundamentally, piracy is a service problem. - ▶️
*п*Valve Software was established in 1996 by a handful of talented people. I'm proud of how far we've come.

*Шанс 15%*

- ▶️
*п*Teamwipe.

*Все мертвы, для всех*

- ▶️
*п*I'm Gabe Newell, and welcome to Dota 2. - ▶️
*п*OK, both teams are dead. Do we just wait? - ▶️
*п*No one's left. Are we done? - ▶️
*п*That's game then, right? - ▶️
*п*As you can see, games are in fact art. - ▶️
*п*Everyone is dead. - ▶️
*п*By far the most advanced scam I've ever encountered. - ▶️
*п*These things, they take time. - ▶️
*п*There are bodies everywhere.

## Дополнения

**Rampage**

*Вражеская команда*

- ▶️
*300*See, Dota Plus is worth the money. - ▶️
*300*Just ALT F4. - ▶️
*300*Um, this isn't working. - ▶️
*300*This is a good opportunity to learn.

*Ваша команда*

*Шанс 75%*

- ▶️
*300*Please email me at gabe n at valvesoftware dot com and let me know about your rampage.

*Шанс 25%*

- ▶️
*300*The iteration of hypothesis changes and measurement have made you a better killer at a faster rate than anything else we have seen.

*Для зрителей*

*Шанс 50%*

- ▶️
*300*This reminds me of the Steam Summer Sale.

**Holy shit**

*Вражеская команда*

- ▶️
*300*Must be using Dota Plus. - ▶️
*300*You can't improve until you make mistakes. - ▶️
*300*Making mistakes is the path to wisdom.

*Шанс 75%*

- ▶️
*300*Don't ever ever feed on the internet. They will remember it for eternity.

*Ваша команда*

- ▶️
*300*Try clicking on the running heroes for even more kills. - ▶️
*300*After nine kills in development, hopefully it was worth the wait. - ▶️
*300*There they go.

*Шанс 75%*

- ▶️
*300*You're a beautiful person with a charming personality.

*Для зрителей*

- ▶️
*300*Even now I'm learning from our customers. - ▶️
*300*There are bodies everywhere. - ▶️
*300*See, Dota Plus is worth the money. - ▶️
*300*After nine kills in development, hopefully it was worth the wait.

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