Набор комментаторов: Pyrion Flax

Набор комментаторов: Pyrion Flax
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Этот набор заменяет стандартного комментатора и комментатора серий убийств на неповторимый и необузданный юмор сатирика, известного в сообществе Dota 2 как «Pyrion Flax». | ||

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Набор комментаторов: Pyrion Flax
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Комментатор: Pyrion FlaxМега-убийства: Pyrion Flax |


## Предметы набора

## Приветствие

*Шанс 50%, только для All Pick, Least Played, Limited Heroes и Mid Only*


- ▶️ Um, is this thing working?
*дополнение* - ▶️ Dota 2. If you are playing with friends, say goodbye to them now.
*дополнение* - ▶️ Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome to Dota 2.
*дополнение* - ▶️ Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome to Dota 2.
*дополнение* - ▶️ Welcome to Pyrion Flax's guide to losing at Dota 2.
*дополнение* - ▶️ Uh welcome to Pyrion Flax's guide to Dota 2.
*дополнение* - ▶️ Phone off the hook. Shirt off. Pants off. Time to Dotes!
*дополнение* - ▶️ Time for Dota! Mhu hu ha ha haa!
*дополнение* - ▶️ Mhu hu hu ha ha ha! Let us Dotes.
*дополнение* - ▶️ Dota 2 welcomes you!
*дополнение* - ▶️
*н*Welcome to Dota 2. - ▶️ It's a lovely day outside and here you are, playing Dota 2.
*дополнение*

*Шанс 5%, только для перечисленных выше режимов*


- ▶️ Pyrion Flax announcer pack? Seriously?
*дополнение*

*Шанс 1%, только для перечисленных выше режимов*


- ▶️ Pyrion Flax in the house!
*дополнение*

## Игровой режим

**All Pick**

**All Random**

- ▶️
*п*All random? What the bloody hell is going on? - ▶️
*п*All random? Why would you do such a thing? - ▶️
*п*All random.

**Captain's Draft**

**Captain's Mode**

**Deathmatch**

**Easy Mode**

- ▶️
*н*Easy mode! My favorite mode!

**Least Played**

**Mid Only**

**Random Draft**

**Reverse Captain's Mode**

**Single Draft**

**Другие режимы**

*Limited Heroes, One vs One и другие возможные будущие режимы игры*

- ▶️
*п*Pick your hero!

## Выбор героя

**Выбор**

**Запрет**

- ▶️ Ban a thing!
- ▶️ Your turn to ban.
- ▶️ Ban someone please!
- ▶️ Soon they will ban.
- ▶️ They're gonna ban someone.
- ▶️ Enemy's turn to ban.
- ▶️ Your opponents are banning.
- ▶️ Radiant team ban.
- ▶️ The green team's banning someone now.
- ▶️ Dire team ban.
- ▶️ Bad dudes banning someone now.

*Шанс 1%*

- ▶️ Ban a dude. Ban Dark Seer, he's terrifying!

**Осталось времени на выбор**

- ▶️
*н*10 Seconds idiot. - ▶️ 5 seconds remaining.
- ▶️ Reserve time.
- ▶️
*н*You are using reserve time. - ▶️
*н*Extra time. - ▶️
*н*You are using extra time.

*Шанс 3%*

- ▶️ Reserve time. It's not free, you know.

**Выбор закончен**

- ▶️
*н*Our team is complete. - ▶️
*н*Your team is complete. - ▶️
*н*Radiant's team is complete. - ▶️
*н*Dire's team is complete.

- ▶️ Well done, whoever did that. Let's just play Dota 2 now, geez.
*дополнение* - ▶️ Pick your hero!
- ▶️ You may now select your hero.

## Выбор определённых героев

*Шанс 30%*

- ▶️
*п*Man, once people start calling you ancient, you know it's over. - ▶️
*п*So Ancient Apparition is an apparition of an ancient apparition? - ▶️
*п*Two men enter, one man leaves. - ▶️
*п*Anti-fun! - ▶️
*п*Hands up if you hate Anti-Mage! - ▶️
*п*He hits you so hard you turn into a number! - ▶️
*п*This dude is bloody terrifying. - ▶️
*п*Heh he he he fire! He he he! - ▶️
*п*He's master of beasts and who does he get to help him? A bird and a pig. Whop-e-do! - ▶️
*п*Can he even see with that thing on? - ▶️
*п*I hope he's got some cider on him. - ▶️
*п*I reckon, and I'm going out on a limb here, but I reckon that this lad likes a drink. - ▶️
*п*Ahh! Bloody hell! Get a massive newspaper! - ▶️
*п*Buttons buttons buttons! - ▶️
*п*The charge of the extremely heavy brigade. - ▶️
*п*Part man, part centaur. - ▶️
*п*Long lost cousin of the coneheads. - ▶️
*п*He's like a really bloody unpleasant hedgehog. - ▶️
*п*Ahh! It's Dark Seer! Ahh! - ▶️
*п*Disruptor? I hardly knew her! - ▶️
*п*He's got a lizard, a huge beard, and he can harness electricity! He's the man! - ▶️
*п*Doommmmmm! - ▶️
*п*Doom! - ▶️
*п*Doom! - ▶️
*п*Hail Doombringer. - ▶️
*п*He's a dragon, a knight, and in his spare time he likes to bake. - ▶️
*п*The words Drow and Ranger together is like a nerd magnet. - ▶️
*п*He's a big old lovable sloth bear thing. - ▶️
*п*He's a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, boxed up and shoved in a crate and stored in a giant warehouse. - ▶️
*п*It's gyro, not geero. He's not a flying bloody kebab. - ▶️
*п*One of the few truly mustachioed heroes in the game. - ▶️
*п*Huskar used to be called Buskar, but people don't give you spare change when you stab them in the neck with a flaming spear. - ▶️
*п*This dragon has two heads? - ▶️
*п*He's the bogof of the dragon world! - ▶️
*п*Buy one dragon, get another dragon glued on the side! - ▶️
*п*Buy one dragon, get another dragon melded on to the side! There's two dragons hrrr! - ▶️
*п*Go on juggles! - ▶️
*п*Behind that mask is a dude who is insanely dizzy! - ▶️
*п*The trick with Kotl is you annoy the hell out of everybody! - ▶️
*п*A bloody great blue pony thing. - ▶️
*п*Hell yeah, it's Lich! - ▶️
*п*You can't break those cuffs! - ▶️
*п*I can break these cuffs! - ▶️
*п*He looks like somebody reanimated a pizza. - ▶️
*п*Oh ho ho! Oh Lina. Oh ho! - ▶️
*п*She can light my fire. Because uh, she's a woman and she's got the fire and everything. - ▶️
*п*Give 'em the finger! - ▶️
*п*Here on the plains of the Serengeti we see the ugliest magician in the universe. - ▶️
*п*What happens if he tries to hex an actual frog? - ▶️
*п*How can he be called Lone Druid when he has a bear for company? - ▶️
*п*Beware the moon! - ▶️
*п*Good doggie! Nice little pooch! - ▶️
*п*More Meepos, more problems. - ▶️
*п*Worst forty-five minutes of my life was playing as Meepo. - ▶️
*п*He's composed of H2O molecules that bonded with molecules of pure, grade-A bullpoop to form this monstrosity. - ▶️
*п*County's biggest, dampest, most unpleasant bumhead. - ▶️
*п*Naga siren. Sound the BS alarm. Aauuuuooonnn. - ▶️
*п*More like Nature's Profit! Am I right? Prophet. Proph-prophet yeah it works better on paper. - ▶️
*н*Necrolyte! The diet version of Necro. - ▶️
*п*He works nights. Give the man a break. - ▶️
*п*It's night dude! - ▶️
*п*This guy is trying way too hard to be Sand King. - ▶️
*п*Oh my God. I have literally no idea what to do against this guy. - ▶️
*п*He looks like a really angry cat, but he has nothing to complain about. - ▶️
*п*A phantom lancer is worse than a phantom fart, let me tell ya. - ▶️
*п*He's a cockney. No I don't care what you think. Pudge is a cockney. - ▶️
*п*Cor blimey gov! - ▶️
*п*Her sister is Queen of Pine, and works for a large, Swedish furniture retailer. - ▶️
*п*So hot. And so scary. - ▶️
*п*Oh he's an electric razor. I finally get it! - ▶️
*п*Hardest hero to draw, bar none. - ▶️
*п*Multiply that by a Rubick. - ▶️
*п*Harnesses the awesome power of s-sand. - ▶️
*п*He's a bloody skeleton! - ▶️
*н*He's got a bone motorcycle, he plays the trom-bone, he's got a bone phone, he's got it all! - ▶️
*п*Something smells a bit mm-fishy. - ▶️
*п*Slarduuuuur. - ▶️
*п*Aw, a detestable little man. - ▶️
*п*Slarkasm is the lowest form of wit. - ▶️
*п*He's Meepo's brother. Just look at him. - ▶️
*п*Sniper is awesome. At kill-stealing. - ▶️
*п*Mmmmmove over! - ▶️
*п*Storm Spirit! Ha ha ha! - ▶️
*п*How can Sven inspire his allies when he's just like *mumbling sounds*? - ▶️
*п*What kind of temple has an assassin? - ▶️
*п*Rock beats scissors! - ▶️
*п*He's a living misnomer! - ▶️
*п*Undying! - ▶️
*п*Who died and made you king of the zombies? - ▶️
*п*He's a bear! - ▶️
*п*Ursa is responsible for a lot of pants-soiling in my house. - ▶️
*п*He doesn't need wards. He poops wards. - ▶️
*п*Is it ve-no, or vee-no? - ▶️
*п*See now this guy's easy. It's just q q q q q. - ▶️
*п*Visaaaage. Sounds like an 80s band. - ▶️
*п*Great. Now we're all going to die. - ▶️
*п*Wisp looks like an alien that would totally kill a red shirt in an episode of Star Trek and be like my people do not comprehend death woooooo!

*Шанс 25%*

- ▶️
*п*Ah! Popped collar! Pro player alarm sounded! - ▶️
*п*Yes! More beef! More beef! - ▶️
*п*Hmm hm! Bearded! - ▶️
*п*Ah! Nice beard!

*Шанс 15%*

- ▶️
*п*You Sneaky, unpleasant son of a bitch.

## Начало битвы

**Приготовьтесь к битве**

- ▶️ Prepare for battle!
- ▶️ Prepare for battle.
- ▶️ Prepare for battle!
- ▶️ Prepare for battle!
- ▶️ Oh my god it's almost time!

**Времени до битвы**
*30 секунд*

*10 секунд*

**Битва начинается**

- ▶️ Time to get angry with each other.
*дополнение* - ▶️ Please just bear in mind I'm trying my best here.
*дополнение* - ▶️ The battle begins!
*дополнение* - ▶️ Time to get angry with each other!
*дополнение* - ▶️ The battle. A'begins.
*дополнение* - ▶️ Time to man, or woman, up!
*дополнение* - ▶️ Time to man up!
*дополнение*

## Убийства

**First Blood**

- ▶️ Rambo style. First blood!
- ▶️ If you want a war you've got. First blood!
- ▶️ First blood!
*дополнение*

*Только для зрителей*

- ▶️ First blood! And I didn't miss it!

**Double Kill**

- ▶️ That's a twofer!

*Шанс 15%, только для игрока*

- ▶️
*п*You've got a double-kill! (harmonica)

*Шанс 1%, только для игрока*

- ▶️
*п*(While playing xylophone) They will sing a song about how awesome you were today because you have given them a thrill, because you've got a double kill!

**Triple Kill**

- ▶️ Boosh! Boosh! Boosh!
- ▶️ Three dudes? Impossible!
*дополнение*

**Ultra Kill**

- ▶️ Oh boosh booshidie boosh-boosh!

**Rampage**

- ▶️ By the legend of Hall and Oates, did you see that?
*дополнение*

**Killing Spree**

- ▶️ Gott im himmel!
*дополнение*

**Dominating**

*Шанс 15%, только для игрока*

- ▶️ You just got drafted by Pwn State!

**Mega Kill**

*Шанс 15%, только для игрока*

- ▶️ You just killed a boy band's worth of enemies.

**Unstoppable**

- ▶️ Oh the humanity!

**Wicked Sick**

- ▶️ Nerf this man!

**Monster Kill**

- ▶️ Prophecy is true. He is the chosen one!

**Godlike**

- ▶️ (harmonica) Godlike!
*дополнение*

**Holy Shit**

- ▶️ My god. It's full of stars!

**Ownage**

*Шанс 20%*

- ▶️
*п*Ownage!

*Шанс 15%*

- ▶️
*п*The square root of the own zone!

**Не связанные с сериями**

*Шанс 5%, любая смерть игрока*

- ▶️
*п*Boosh! - ▶️
*п*Boosh! - ▶️
*п*Boosh! - ▶️
*п*Boosh! - ▶️
*п*Boosh! - ▶️
*п*Skadoosh! - ▶️
*н*Boosh! Boosh! Boosh! - ▶️
*н*Oh boosh booshidie boosh-boosh! - ▶️
*п*Aqua-boosh! - ▶️
*п*We gotta take steps. - ▶️
*н*You're an anchor for this team!

**Смерть всей команды**

*Ваша команда*

*Шанс 15%*

- ▶️
*п*Number one on Fails of the Week, guaranteed! - ▶️
*п*Toughen up! - ▶️
*п*Toughen up! - ▶️
*п*Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? - ▶️
*п*What the hell is going on?

*Шанс 5%*

- ▶️
*п*Well done man! Now we can all respawn together and hold hands and sing songs around the freaking campfire about what an idiot you are.

*Вражеская команда*

*Шанс 50%*

- ▶️
*п*Oh man that teamfight had more booshes than a boosh salad! - ▶️
*п*Booshes galore! - ▶️
*п*Does anybody else need a new pair of underpants. - ▶️
*п*That play just made it into the Grand Pantheon of Dota 2 plays. But it is a very, very big pantheon. - ▶️
*п*What are we playing for here? - ▶️
*п*Bibble bibble bibble. - ▶️
*п*We got this man. We got this by the ass. - ▶️
*п*This is one of those games I wish was in slow-mo because my brain just melted. - ▶️
*п*Okay, someone explain what happened because I have literally no idea.

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## Возрождение

*Шанс 5%*

- ▶️
*п*If you do that again, your teammates are going to shout at you, and you will cry. - ▶️
*п*Why aren't you getting this? - ▶️
*п*Uh, being bad is a choice. - ▶️
*п*Stop being aggressively terrible. - ▶️
*п*Man this Batrider is awesome. He hasn't touched the ground once since the match started! - ▶️
*п*Axe goes to base to respawn. - ▶️
*п*Good day sir! - ▶️
*п*You should steal the power of not sucking. - ▶️
*п*Pudge, let's not sugarcoat it, this man is a food singularity! - ▶️
*п*Spirit Breaker is not amoooosed.

## Враг ушел с линии

- ▶️
*н*Your top is missing. - ▶️
*н*Missing top! - ▶️
*н*Missing top! - ▶️
*н*Missing middle! - ▶️
*н*Middle is missing! - ▶️
*н*Missing middle! - ▶️
*н*Your bottom is missing. - ▶️
*н*Your bottom is missing. - ▶️
*н*Where's your bottom? It's missing!

## Периоды бездействия

*Шанс 15%, в любой момент*

- ▶️
*н*I may need to alt+tab from time to time to find out how this all works. - ▶️
*п*It could go one way, or the other, which is to say: I have no idea what the hell is going on. - ▶️
*п*How's the weather there? Eh? Raining here. Yeah. Rubbish isn't it. Oh well. - ▶️
*п*Let me just set my alarm here. Wake me up when people start playing Dota.

*Шанс 15%, в середине игры и далее*

- ▶️
*п*Ah to be young again. - ▶️
*п*I wish to God I could be even one-tenth as good as these guys. - ▶️
*п*Somebody take over please. I need to make a cup of tea. - ▶️
*п*Once upon a time, there was a game of Dota 2. And nothing happened at all. - ▶️
*п*Congratulations. You're the one-millionth Dota 2 player to make me fall asleep. - ▶️
*п*(whistling) - ▶️
*п*(whistling) - ▶️
*п*This game is like a donut filled with lava and diamonds. Boiling hot diamonds! - ▶️
*п*Thanks for inviting me to commentate on the most boring game ever! - ▶️
*п*Mrs. Flax just asked me if I ever intend to spend time with my family again. Answer is no. - ▶️
*п*Stick the bloody kettle on, would you?

## Покупка определенного предмета

*Шанс 25%*

- ▶️
*п*You got the omlette! - ▶️
*п*You got the omlette! - ▶️
*п*Armlet of Mordigigigigian! - ▶️
*п*Armlet of Mordigigiagugun! - ▶️
*п*Armlet of Mordigiagan. - ▶️
*п*Aghanim's skepter. - ▶️
*п*Aghanim's scepter. There's almost certainly something else you should've bought. - ▶️
*п*Bash some skulls! - ▶️
*п*Battlefury. - ▶️
*п*Black king bar. - ▶️
*п*Ah black king bar! - ▶️
*п*Blade mail. - ▶️
*п*Blinku dagger! - ▶️
*п*Blink dagger. - ▶️
*п*Noice blink dagger. - ▶️
*п*Bloodstooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooone. - ▶️
*п*Has to be the most terrifying butterfly ever. - ▶️
*п*Daedaladlus. Daeladelus. - ▶️
*п*Dagon'it! - ▶️
*п*Dagoon! - ▶️
*п*Dagon. - ▶️
*п*Divine Rapier. Lord have mercy. - ▶️
*п*Rapier throw incoming! - ▶️
*п*Drum of endurance. Now with electrolytes! - ▶️
*п*Eaglesong! - ▶️
*п*Ethereal blade! - ▶️
*п*E-blade! - ▶️
*п*Eul's scepter of spinerocity. - ▶️
*п*Nobody's forcing you. Heh heh heh. - ▶️
*п*Heart of Terrasque. - ▶️
*п*Heaven's Halberd! - ▶️
*п*Helm of the Demominiminator. - ▶️
*п*Helm of the lowest common denominator. - ▶️
*п*Hoodie of defiance. - ▶️
*п*Take that, you invisible swine! - ▶️
*п*Mm manta style. - ▶️
*п*Your manta style is strong. But it is no match for my dragon style. - ▶️
*п*Mjollininer. - ▶️
*п*Mjoeoew. - ▶️
*п*Mjeoneer. - ▶️
*п*A monkey walks into a bar and, and the bartender says Why the long face? um… - ▶️
*п*Mask of madness! - ▶️
*п*If you buy Mask of Madness, you are literally mad. - ▶️
*п*Ah! A mystic staff! - ▶️
*п*Necronominina. - ▶️
*п*Necrominomina. Necrominun. Necuclun. Necbook! - ▶️
*п*Orchid Malevolelence! - ▶️
*п*Peseverrence. - ▶️
*п*Pipe! Of. Insight. - ▶️
*п*Poor Man's Shield? This thing costs a fortune! - ▶️
*п*Poor Man's Shield? Boy when I was young we couldn't afford any kind of shield. Had to make do with friend's face! - ▶️
*п*When I was young, we couldn't afford a shield. Had to make do with a friend's face. - ▶️
*п*Pub blade. - ▶️
*п*Radiance! - ▶️
*п*These do not stack. - ▶️
*п*Rod of Atos. No healthcare for you. - ▶️
*п*Sandwich and usual. - ▶️
*п*Sandwich and pasta. - ▶️
*п*Eye of Skadi. - ▶️
*п*Power shoes. - ▶️
*п*Shame you can't switch treads to 'do not suck'. - ▶️
*п*Mega shoes. - ▶️
*п*Vangward. - ▶️
*п*Vongward. - ▶️
*п*Veil of Discord, or as I call it: Christmas at my mother in law's! Ba-dombo-tsh!

*Шанс 20%*

*Шанс 15%*

- ▶️
*п*Mana boots! Hell yeah! - ▶️
*п*Arcane boots. Now you can continue to waste mana in inefficient ways! - ▶️
*п*Here friend. Have a sip from my bottle. - ▶️
*п*A potion of clarity. - ▶️
*п*Clarity potion. I could seriously use a few of these right now. - ▶️
*п*What the hell is that thing? - ▶️
*п*Good luck little guy. You're gonna need it. - ▶️
*п*No mere donkey, this. - ▶️
*п*Could someone please upgrade the courier-oh! Thank you. - ▶️
*п*Congrats! Your courier can now fly to its death instead of just walk there. - ▶️
*п*Pff, heavy hands. - ▶️
*п*Mekansm. Ugh. I hate having to buy this boring, boring item. - ▶️
*п*Quelling blade! - ▶️
*п*Queue-ling blade! - ▶️
*п*Now you can eat trees. So useful! - ▶️
*п*Tangos. Mm, delicious. - ▶️
*п*Tangos. Use them wisely. - ▶️
*п*Delicious tangos.

*Шанс 10%*

- ▶️
*п*Smoke gank incoming! - ▶️
*п*Tryhards. - ▶️
*п*You know what you're doing! - ▶️
*п*Only me and Lich get excited about wards. I know that's pathetic. - ▶️
*п*I love wards almost as much as Lich does. - ▶️
*п*Wards. Now you have no excuse for getting ganked. - ▶️
*п*Band of Elvenskin? Literally? That's barbaric! - ▶️
*п*Dusty springfield! - ▶️
*п*Invisible swine! - ▶️
*п*Take that, you invisible swine! - ▶️
*п*Linken's what? - ▶️
*п*Magic stick! - ▶️
*п*Uh if you like that magic stick, I have some magic beans for you. - ▶️
*п*Here, this stick is magic, I promise. - ▶️
*п*Slippers of Agility? Have you ever tried running in slippers?

*Шанс 5%*

- ▶️
*п*This salve cannot heal a broken heart. - ▶️
*п*Iron branches. Far, far more useful than they sound. - ▶️
*п*There is no town. Just more bloody towers.

*Шанс 1%*

- ▶️
*п*About bloody time.

## Без категории

- ▶️
*н*What do we do with a drunken P-Flax early in the morning. - ▶️
*н*Why isn't this courier upgraded you legendarily worthless bastard?!

## Дополнения

**Приветствие**

*All Pick*

- ▶️
*п*All pick.

*Шанс 25%*

- ▶️
*п*All pick, thank God.

*Least Played*

- ▶️
*п*Least played!

*Шанс 25%*

*Limited Heroes*

- ▶️
*п*Pick your hero!

*Mid Only*

**Выбор закончен**

**Битва начинается**

*Шанс 50%*

- ▶️ The eternal struggle betwixt creep and creep lumbers on.
- ▶️ Go on creeps! Hit those other creeps!
- ▶️ Boom! Welcome to Pyrion Flax's guide to being a Dota 2 announcer.

*Шанс 50%, если команда состоит из 5 керри*

- ▶️ This team is the manliest team imaginable!

*Шанс 15%*

- ▶️ Into the valley of death rode the five idiots.

**First Blood**

*Шанс 25%*

- ▶️ I don't know if you're hacking or my game is bugged or something but seriously.
- ▶️ My three-year-old can do this.

**Triple Kill, Rampage & Killing Spree**

*Шанс 15%*

- ▶️
*п*Now where did I put my grave-dancing shoes?

**Godlike**

- ▶️
*п*Before he knew it, nine men lay dead at his feet. Nine! - ▶️
*п*Roll around in their insides. DO IT!

**Строения укреплены**

*Шанс 10%, если укрепление использовали враги*

- ▶️
*п*Their tower's doing that woooo thing. Fortified!

**Рошан убит**

*Шанс 5%, если убит вашей командой*

- ▶️
*п*The Aegis-slash-Aajis-slash-Eejis of the immortal!

*Шанс 25%, 3-я и следующие смерти*

- ▶️
*п*So l-let me get this straight: you walk into a man's house, you kill him, and you take his cheese. What's wrong with you? - ▶️
*п*Congratulations on making a really sad story even sadder. - ▶️
*п*He has cheese in his pockets? - ▶️
*п*Cheese! - ▶️
*п*Pure cheese.

*Шанс 1%, 3-я и следующие смерти*

- ▶️
*п*Now I have an aegis. Ho ho ho.

**Победа**

- ▶️
*н*Congratulations. Here's the end screen.

*Шанс 50%, для победившей команды*

- ▶️ Wow! Oh! I mean I--I didn't see that coming!
- ▶️ If it wasn't for my guides, this would not have been possible.
- ▶️ I'm glad we won.
- ▶️ (Incoherent cheering)
- ▶️ (Incoherent cheering)
- ▶️ Yay! We won! MVP goes to the guy with the longest name.
- ▶️ Woo hoo! We won! MVP goes to whoever died the most. Well done!

*Шанс 15%, для проигравшей команды*

- ▶️ You lost. It was totally my fault. I'm really sorry.

**Положительные**

*Шанс 30%*

- ▶️
*п*If it was me, I'd need a new pair of pants. - ▶️
*п*Are you serious? - ▶️
*п*Are you serious? - ▶️
*п*Hmm hm hm ho ho ho ha ha! - ▶️
*п*Ha ha ha ha ha gold! - ▶️
*п*Die große Mannen auf dem Campus. - ▶️
*п*Noice! - ▶️
*п*This is really remarkable Steve. - ▶️
*п*Take that you bounders!

*Шанс 1%, разрушена вражеская башня, только для игроков*

**Отрицательные**

*Шанс 30%*

- ▶️
*п*Wow, you make me look good. Thanks! - ▶️
*п*A wizard should know better. - ▶️
*п*Booo! - ▶️
*п*Bro do you even lift? - ▶️
*п*Bro do you even lift? - ▶️
*п*If you're feeling faint that's okay. Just lie down, elevate the legs, and breathe into this paper bag. - ▶️
*п*There is no ointment, cream, nor poultice to heal these wounds. - ▶️
*п*Who did that? Who did that?

*Шанс 5%*

- ▶️
*п*Is there any way back from this? No. - ▶️
*п*Towers are being bulldozed, but for what? This is all meaningless!

*Шанс 1%, разрушена башня сил Тьмы, только для зрителей*

- ▶️
*п*Bad dudes. Why didn't you buy TP scrolls? Seriously. Even I do that.

**Отрицательные продолжающиеся**

*Шанс 20%*

- ▶️
*п*Ding dong! - ▶️
*п*Can we pause please? I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought. - ▶️
*п*Why is this so bloody difficult? - ▶️
*п*We're detecting high levels of suckocity, captain. - ▶️
*п*Ey yous guys doin' some great work fuggedaboutit. - ▶️
*п*Ey fuggedaboutit. - ▶️
*п*Oh man this is totally harshing my mellow. - ▶️
*п*Guy guys guys. You need to defend here.

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