Набор «Portal»

Набор «Portal»
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Набор «Portal»
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Комментатор: ГЛаДОСМега-убийства: ГЛаДОСAperture Science WardcorePortal |


## Предметы набора

Данные предметы созданы на основе Portal, другой игры от Valve.

## Предметы комплекта

## Приветствие

*Шанс 50%, только для All Pick, Least Played, Limited Heroes и Mid Only*

- ▶️ Welcome to Dota.
*дополнение* - ▶️ Well, look who's come crawling back.
*дополнение* - ▶️ Oh, it's you.
*дополнение* - ▶️ This is Dota.
*дополнение* - ▶️ Oh good, you're back.
*дополнение* - ▶️ Welcome to Ota. The D is silent.
*дополнение* - ▶️ Hello.
*дополнение* - ▶️ You're back. You must really enjoy crushing defeat.
*дополнение* - ▶️
*н*It's not too late to abandon, and save time. - ▶️ Today is a good day to die in a forest defending a statue from goblins.
*дополнение* - ▶️ Hello. I hope you're ready this time.
*дополнение* - ▶️ You must be the one the others were talking about. The—well, I'm sure you'll do fine.
*дополнение* - ▶️ You must be the one the others were talking about. That talent-less one.
*дополнение* - ▶️ Welcome to Dota. It's like chess with one piece and a forest.
*дополнение* - ▶️
*н*Welcome to Dota. It's like chess…for idiots. - ▶️ Welcome to Dota.

*Шанс 10%, только для перечисленных выше режимов*

- ▶️ Welcome to Dota. It's the hot new game you've been reading about in your eating magazines.
*дополнение* - ▶️ Welcome to Dota. Don't forget your little plastic sword. And all your chins. And your giant flagon of gravy.
*дополнение* - ▶️ You must be the one the others were talking about. The one with all the chins.
*дополнение*

*Шанс 1%, только для перечисленных выше режимов*

- ▶️ Welcome to Medieval Times. How many in your party tonight?
*дополнение*

## Игровой режим

- ▶️
*н*You're not going to like this one. - ▶️
*н*Oh good, something new to fail at. - ▶️
*н*This is new. - ▶️
*н*I don't want to tell you your business, but if it were me I'd leave this new game mode alone. - ▶️
*н*I wouldn't bother with this mode. My guess is that just clicking it will make your life even worse somehow. - ▶️
*н*I was getting bored watching you lose in those other modes anyway.

**All Pick**

**All Random**

- ▶️
*п*All random.

**Captain's Draft**

- ▶️
*п*Captain's draft.

**Captain's Mode**

- ▶️
*п*Captain's mode.

**Deathmatch**

- ▶️
*п*Deathmatch.

**Easy Mode**

- ▶️
*н*Easy mode.

**Least Played**

- ▶️
*п*Least played.

**Mid Only**

- ▶️
*п*Mid only.

**One vs One**

**Random Draft**

- ▶️
*п*Random draft.

**Reverse Captain's Mode**

- ▶️
*п*Reverse captain's mode.

**Single Draft**

- ▶️
*п*Single draft.

**Другие режимы**

*Limited Heroes и другие возможные будущие режимы игры*

- ▶️
*п*Choose your hero.

## Выбор героя

**Выбор**

- ▶️ Your pick.
- ▶️ Your pick. Take your time.
- ▶️ Your pick. No pressure.
- ▶️ Your pick. Try not to embarrass yourself.
- ▶️ Their pick.
- ▶️ Radiant's pick.
- ▶️ Dire's pick.

**Запрет**

- ▶️ Your turn to ban.
- ▶️ Your favorite part: banning.
- ▶️ Their ban.
- ▶️ Now they get to ban.
- ▶️ Radiant's ban.
- ▶️ Radiant team ban.
- ▶️ Dire's ban.
- ▶️ Dire team ban.

**Осталось времени на выбор**

- ▶️ Ten seconds to go.
- ▶️ Five seconds.
- ▶️ Reserve time.
- ▶️
*н*You're using reserve time. - ▶️
*н*Extra time. - ▶️
*н*You're using extra time.

**Выбор закончен**

*Шанс 20%*

- ▶️ Your team is ready.
*дополнение* - ▶️
*н*The enemy team is ready. - ▶️
*н*Radiant's team is ready. - ▶️
*н*Dire's team is ready.

## Начало битвы

**Приготовьтесь к битве**

- ▶️ I'd get ready if I were you.
- ▶️ This should be interesting.
- ▶️
*н*Nobody'd think less of you if you abandoned, by the way.

**Времени до битвы**
*30 секунд*

- ▶️ It's almost time for everybody to die.
- ▶️ Thirty seconds to battle.
- ▶️ Battle will commence in thirty seconds.

*10 секунд*

- ▶️ Last chance to run.
- ▶️ Well, if you're ready—you're not, by the way—let's get started.
- ▶️ Ten seconds to battle.
- ▶️ Battle is imminent.

**Битва начинается**

- ▶️ Ready? Well if you say so.
- ▶️ Well, hope you like bloodbaths.
- ▶️
*10*Battle starts in 3, 2, 1.*дополнение* - ▶️ Battle begins.
- ▶️ It begins.
- ▶️ Let's begin.
- ▶️ Let's get this farce over with.

## Убийства

**First Blood**

- ▶️ First blood.

**Double Kill**

- ▶️ Double kill.

**Triple Kill**

- ▶️ Triple homicide.

**Ultra Kill**

**Rampage**

**Killing Spree**

- ▶️ Murder spree.

**Dominating**

- ▶️ Dominating.

*Шанс 20%, только для игрока*

- ▶️ I hope you're proud of yourself.

**Mega Kill**

- ▶️ Mega kill.

*Шанс 20%*

- ▶️ Those people had families.

**Unstoppable**

- ▶️ Unstoppable.

*Шанс 20%, только для игрока*

- ▶️ You should be in prison.

**Wicked Sick**

**Monster Kill**

- ▶️ War criminal.

*Шанс 50%, только для игрока*

- ▶️ You monster.

**Godlike**

**Holy Shit**

*Шанс 50%, только для игрока*

- ▶️ What you're doing is wrong.

**Ownage**

- ▶️
*10*Great teamwork, you vicious thugs.

**Смерть всей команды**

*Ваша команда*

*Шанс 20%*

- ▶️
*п*Your entire team is dead. - ▶️
*п*Your team has been wiped out. - ▶️
*п*You and everyone you cared about is dead. - ▶️
*п*Remember that team of living people you used to be alive in? - ▶️
*н*Everybody seems to be missing. I didn't do it.

*Вражеская команда*

*Шанс 50%*

- ▶️
*п*There's nobody left to kill. You killed them all. - ▶️
*п*The enemy team has been wiped out. - ▶️
*п*There's five more angels in heaven. - ▶️
*п*The enemy's team has been wiped out after a long illness. I'm joking of course—you butchered them.

*Для зрителей*

*Шанс 40%, смерть сил Света*

- ▶️
*п*The Radiant team has been slaughtered.

*Шанс 40%, смерть сил Тьмы*

- ▶️
*п*The Dire team has been slaughtered. - ▶️
*п*The Dire team has been slaughtered. While you watched. And did nothing. - ▶️
*п*The Dire team has been slaughtered. While you sat there. And did nothing.

## Командные объявления

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## Возрождение

*Шанс 5%*

- ▶️ Oh good. You're back.
- ▶️ Oh, you were gone. Because nobody noticed.
- ▶️ You're back. That's… great.
- ▶️ You're going to break that respawner using it so much. It wasn't built for this kind of traffic.
- ▶️ I hope you bought the fire gauntlets of strength goblet boots. I don't understand any of this.
- ▶️ You again.
- ▶️ Your terrifying reign of dying continues.
- ▶️ Well, see you back here soon.
- ▶️ Just because we can bring you back from the dead doesn't mean you can't dodge occasionally.
- ▶️ I thought you were dead. I'll let everybody who was worried about you know-okay I'm done.
- ▶️ Oh, you're back from whatever idiotic afterlife your preposterous race believes in.
- ▶️ Get back to battle. I think there's still a spot of ground out there that doesn't have your blood on it.

*Шанс 1%*

- ▶️ They struck you down, but you've come back stronger! Wait, I'm sorry. I meant heavier. In the face. Anyway, waddle out there and do your best.

## Враг ушел с линии

- ▶️
*н*The top lane is missing. - ▶️
*н*Top is missing. - ▶️
*н*The middle lane is missing. - ▶️
*н*Middle is missing. - ▶️
*н*The bottom lane is missing. - ▶️
*н*Bottom is missing.

## Периоды бездействия

*Шанс 15%, в любой момент*

- ▶️
*п*Don't wear out the edge of your seat. - ▶️
*п*Gripping, isn't it? - ▶️
*п*You paid for the whole seat, so get comfortable because it looks like we may be here a long time. - ▶️
*п*I know, I can't wait either. - ▶️
*п*Here's a Dota play-by-play. That fat, batwinged thing just flew left. A goblin punched a… ghost I think. Good for him. Good for everyone. Anyway: Dota. - ▶️
*п*So, what's happening here then? Oh! The game's still on. Gripping, isn't it? - ▶️
*п*I spy with my robot eye something that makes no sense. Did you guess everything that's going on here? Because this is all nonsense. - ▶️
*п*The game already started, by the way. I wasn't sure if you were waiting for a whistle. There isn't one.

## Выход из игры

*Шанс 25%*

- ▶️
*п*Based on the way you've been playing, I understand.

## Дополнения

**Приветствие**

*All Pick*

- ▶️
*п*All pick.

*Least Played*

- ▶️
*п*Least played.

*Limited Heroes*

- ▶️
*п*Choose your hero.

*Mid Only*

- ▶️
*п*Mid only.

**Выбор закончен**

- ▶️ To die, probably.
- ▶️ For disappointment.
- ▶️ Your poorly chosen, hopelessly outmatched team.
- ▶️ Some… Interesting choices there.
- ▶️ Hmm, well, good luck.

**Битва начинается**

*Шанс 25%*

**Древний атакован**

*Шанс 20%*

- ▶️
*п*If that's what they're calling attacks now. - ▶️
*п*Not well, mind you. But it's technically attacking. - ▶️
*п*Let's not tell them. It'll be a surprise. - ▶️
*п*Well, that's a stroke of luck, and not skill.

**Победа**

*Шанс 50%*

- ▶️
*п*Wait until your loved ones hear about this. This should make them proud. Or bored. One of those. - ▶️
*п*Well, really there should be an entirely new word for whatever it was you just stumbled and pinwheeled your arms through. But I guess for now let's call it winning. - ▶️
*п*All your little goblins destroyed a magic whatever-it-was in the middle of a forest. That's quite a skill you have. If I were you I'd wait by the mailbox for my big check. - ▶️
*п*I was going to say it's not that big a deal, but then I looked at your file and saw the list of your other accomplishements. The space on the form where they should have been, I mean. - ▶️
*п*Congratulations. You solved Dota. You are the best hero. Turn off your computer now.

**Положительные**

*Шанс 40%*

- ▶️ Don't get cocky.
- ▶️ Don't let it go to your giant, misshapen fantasy head.
- ▶️ So at least your teammates know what they're doing.
- ▶️ Here, let me engrave a trophy for you: nobody cares.
- ▶️ Your teammates are doing a really great job.
- ▶️ You must be so proud of your teammates right now.
- ▶️ You were almost helpful that time.
- ▶️ Well, you offered moral support.
- ▶️ It's a good feeling, isn't it? I wouldn't get used to it.
- ▶️ Not bad. Not as bad, I mean, as your other decisions so far.
- ▶️ Well, aren't you the little hero of the forest.
- ▶️ Let's be honest: it probably won't help.
- ▶️ For all the good it will do you.
- ▶️ By accident, if I had to guess.
- ▶️ That's funny, I didn't even see you cheat.
- ▶️ That should delay the inevitable slightly.
- ▶️ Let's be honest: it probably won't help.

*Шанс 10%*

- ▶️ Don't let it go to your fat, jowly head.
- ▶️ You're winning the epic battle for this small field with a creek running through it.
- ▶️ If this backward, illiterate fantasy forest had a newspaper, you'd be on the front page.
- ▶️ Let me record this victory in your file. Where did I put it? Oh, who cares.
- ▶️ They're just going to build another one. They're made of cement. You can buy them at the supermarket.
- ▶️ This should impress all the people who doubted you at the comic book store.
- ▶️
*н*This should impress all the people who doubted you about your Green Lantern theories. - ▶️ Why don't you celebrate with two fistfulls of potatochips once you've swallowed the chips you're probably eating now.
- ▶️ This is probably the most heroic thing anyone's ever done while sitting motionless in their parents' rec room.
- ▶️ Well, that's probably the game. You win. Hands off the keyboard.
- ▶️ So that's a minor victory, right square in the middle of all your failures.
- ▶️ If you had any idea what you were doing, this would be a real achievement.
- ▶️ Did you win? I don't have the first clue what's happening right now. What about those things? The tree-people things. Are they important?
- ▶️ You're winning. More accurately, you're on the same team as winners who happen to be near you while they win. Anyway, congratulations.
- ▶️ This should be interesting.
- ▶️ I was on the edge of my seat.
- ▶️ Let's watch and see what happens.
- ▶️ Good.
- ▶️ In case you weren't paying attention.

**Отрицательные**

*Шанс 40%*

- ▶️ Thanks to you.
- ▶️ That's bad, by the way.
- ▶️ I honestly, truly didn't think you'd allow that to happen.
- ▶️ You're allowed to defend those, you know.
- ▶️ Because of poor decisions. Yours most likely.
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*н*Just abandon. No one will even notice. - ▶️ Because someone—I'm talking about you here—doesn't know what they're doing.
- ▶️ What counts is that you tried, so maybe do that next time.
- ▶️ There are no handicaps on this match by the way. You can stop them from doing that.
- ▶️ If you were saving your real strategy for a crisis, now would be the time.
- ▶️ That outfit you're wearing looks stupid. That's not me talking. It's right here in your file.
- ▶️ Grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the match.
- ▶️ But on the bright side, I just won. Money. Gambling money. By betting against you.
- ▶️ Interesting stategy. Let them obliterate all your defenses, then swoop in for the kill.
- ▶️ Now you're really in for it.
- ▶️ I can't even begin to describe how badly you've screwed this up. Oh wait, I just did.
- ▶️ If I was a betting artificial intelligence, I'd put money on them killing you now.
- ▶️ That's bad, by the way.
- ▶️ That doesn't mean you have to like it.

*Шанс 10%*

- ▶️ When other people play that hero it looks fine. But right here a scientist has noted that when you play it looks stupid.
- ▶️ But we're all winners here. Especially those players over there. In the enemy camp. You know, the ones celebrating.
- ▶️ That doesn't mean you have to like it. It just means you'll probably keep doing it because of your aptitude at failure.
- ▶️ But don't worry, losing builds character. In fact it's making you a better person right now. A great, big, well-rounded loser with lots of personality.
- ▶️ But looking at it another way, I think you've won a real moral victory here. Which doesn't mean we should forget about the first way. The more accurate and humiliating way.
- ▶️ But it's not a big loss really. It's one in a series of very small losses over a 45 minute timespan that, when added up, will look like one big, spectacular failure.
- ▶️ Well nobody will hold it against you. Let's be honest, I doubt anyone will even find it surprising.
- ▶️ This should be interesting.
- ▶️ I was on the edge of my seat.
- ▶️ Let's watch and see what happens.
- ▶️ Good.
- ▶️ In case you weren't paying attention.

**Отрицательные продожающиеся**

*Шанс 25%*

- ▶️ If that's something you cared about.
- ▶️ It's probably nothing to worry about.
- ▶️ You might want to look into that.
- ▶️ So there's that.
- ▶️ You're allowed to start trying now.
- ▶️ But you probably already knew that.
- ▶️ Not that I care one way or the other.
- ▶️ So that's something that's happening.
- ▶️ But just continue doing whatever it was you were doing.
- ▶️ I hope that's part of your plan.
- ▶️ You don't even care, do you?
- ▶️ It'll probably be fine.
- ▶️ I only mention it as a conversation starter. How are you doing otherwise?
- ▶️ You're really losing now. Or winning. Well, back to my mad-libs.
- ▶️ Wait, maybe they're not actually damaging it. No, they are.
- ▶️ I know. I don't care either.

*Шанс 10%*

- ▶️ Is this part of an elaborate trap you're going to spring on them later? Because it looks like they're really falling for it.
- ▶️ I know it's not a plate of nachos or anything, but it is important to the game.
- ▶️ It's probably fine. Trust me: I'm a super-computer and I barely understand what's happening right now.
- ▶️ Let me put it in old English so that it will penetrate your wizard's cap: thou art losing.
- ▶️ This is the hardest part about being an impartial announcer: balancing how little I care about anything that's happening here.
- ▶️ This should be interesting.
- ▶️ Let's watch and see what happens.
- ▶️ In case you weren't paying attention.
- ▶️ Yes, yes. Oh that was a great mad-lib. So, what's happening here then?

*Шанс 3%, только для башен*

- ▶️ Bad news for you fans of towers out there.

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