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link=//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/54/Bush-USS-Lincoln.jpg/220px-Bush-USS-Lincoln.jpg|thumb| AQSh prezidenti [[George W. Bush|Jorj Bush USS Abraham Linkoln (CVN-72) bortida " Missiya bajarildi " nutqi bilan chiqdi.]] U Bushning USS Avraam Linkoln kemasida qulagan Jahon Savdo Markazi joylashgan joyda va Katrina toʻfoni vayron boʻlgan shaharlarda koʻrinishlarini kinoya qilish orqali Bushni soxta himoya qilishni davom ettirdi : '"I stand by this man. I stand by this man because he stands for things. Not only for things, he stands on things. Things like aircraft carriers, and rubble, and recently flooded city squares. And that sends a strong message: that no matter what happens to America, she will always rebound—with the most powerfully staged photo ops in the world." ' Kolbert Bushga qaratilgan monologni uning energiya siyosatiga parodiya qilish orqali yakunladi. Keyin u Laura Bushning kitob oʻqish tashabbusidan kitoblarni “<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elitist" rel="mw:ExtLink" title="Elitist" class="mw-redirect cx-link" data-linkid="106">elitist</a>” ekanligi uchun tanqid qilish uchun tramplin sifatida ishlatdi va tadbir mezbonlari boʻlgan <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_House_Press_Corps" rel="mw:ExtLink" title="White House Press Corps" class="mw-redirect cx-link" data-linkid="107">White House Press Corps</a> va umuman ommaviy axborot vositalarini qattiq tanqid qildi. U tinglovchilarga murojaat qilib, shunday dedi: '"Over the last five years, you people were so good—over intelligence, the effect of. We Americans didn't want to know, and you had the courtesy not to try to find out, And then you write, "Oh, they're just rearranging the deck chairs on the. " First of all, that is a terrible metaphor. This administration is not sinking. This administration is soaring. If anything, they are rearranging the deck chairs on the." Kolbert', shuningdek Oq uy matbuot korpusini maʼmuriyat siyosatini, xususan olganda 2003-yilda Iroqqa bostirib kirishgungacha shubha qilishni istamasligi uchun tanqid qildi va shunday dedi: '"But, listen, let's review the rules. Here's how it works. The President makes decisions. He's the decider. The press secretary announces those decisions, and you people of the press type those decisions down. Make, announce, type. Just put 'em through a spell check and go home. Get to know your family again. Make love to your wife. Write that novel you got kicking around in your head. You know, the one about the intrepid Washington reporter with the courage to stand up to the administration? You know, fiction!" ' Oʻz nutqining qolgan qismida Kolbert tomoshabinlar orasida Piter Peys, Antonin Scalia, John McCain va <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_C._Wilson" rel="mw:ExtLink" title="Joseph C. Wilson" class="cx-link" data-linkid="144">Joe Wilson</a> kabi boshqa odamlar haqida hazil qildi. Ushbu boʻlimda u Jesse Jacksonbilan suhbat haqida gapirar ekan, global isish haqida yana bir ishora qildi: „Siz undan hamma narsani soʻrashingiz mumkin, lekin u oʻzi xohlagan tezlikda nimani xohlasa, aytadi. Bu muzlik ustida boks tushishga oʻxshaydi. Aytgancha, bu metaforadan rohatlaning, chunki bu sizning nevaralaringiz muzlik nima ekanligini bilishmaydi.“