fucknozzle
Language: English
Part of speech: noun
Pronunciation: ipa: /ˈfʌkˌnɒzəl/
Forms: form: fucknozzles
Etymology: Shitgibbon compound of fuck + nozzle. Popularized by the Usenet newsgroup alt.fucknozzles.
Senses: examples: text: No counterargument needed. I already showed that you fucknozzles aren't worth shit in the competition. Sorry you have such sour grapes and bitter w(h)ine.
ref: 1998 June 9, R A I D E R, “We love Louis - no, really!”, in alt.fan.elite (Usenet), retrieved 15 Jun 2022:
text: > What exactly is a fucknozzle?
It's his new name! I hereby decree that this fucknozzle be addressed as 'Fucknozzle' everytime^([sic]) he posts on AA.
ref: 2002 March 5, Cujo, “THE VINDICTIVE, DISHONEST RICHARD NOLLE”, in alt.astrology (Usenet), retrieved 15 Jun 2022:
text: Listen to this all you fucknozzles - BUNDY
http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/zananakeyholesmusic.htm
comments welcomed
ref: 2003 May 20, Jon Murdock, “Zep Fucknozzles - UNITE”, in rec.music.makers.guitar (Usenet), retrieved 15 Jun 2022:
text: Maybe you missed that even the folks in news admin have recognized you fucknozzles for what you ARE. The more you people froth - the more people will catch ON to what you pathetic little cretins are ALL about. Sadly DEFICIENT little boys PLAYING at being men!
ref: 2005 August 29, krp, “Re: History of soc.men”, in alt.fucknozzles (Usenet), retrieved 15 Jun 2022:
text: Hey, I havent gotten into a real flamewar for almost 4 years. Havent called anyone a fucknozzle for 5 years. That's gotta count for something!
ref: 2006 August 13, VK, “Dive Instructors - Open Letter”, in rec.scuba (Usenet), retrieved 15 Jun 2022:
text: My cat ate one of those rubber bands you fucknozzles are always dropping on my sidewalk. The vet charges were $240. Which one of you numbnutzs gets the bill?
ref: 2011 February 17, Notroll2012, “Vet bill”, in alt.snail-mail (Usenet), retrieved 15 Jun 2022:
text: After a year of sending you through the bowels of Usenet, I'm glad to see you've finally learned how to use it, even if you are typically too stupid to check it before replying, you cock-snorting fucknozzle!
ref: 2011 October 8, <]v[et@phoid.comp >, “Re: FYI Thomas J. Giarmo”, in sci.med.cardiology (Usenet), retrieved 15 Jun 2022:
text: You really can't come to grips with the reality that people are all coming to the realization independently that you and your little crew are fucknozzles. You also can't handle that we deal with you as individuals and don't have a central authority (other than common sense)guiding us. Must be a real bitch for you to be a wannabe super netcop-netnanny and no hope in hell of accomplishing it.
ref: 2014 September 21, Mr.Smartypants Royal Order Of The DoW #4, “Why is Ron Jealous of people with an Education?”, in edm.general (Usenet), retrieved 15 Jun 2022:
glosses: An obnoxious or contemptible person.
examples: text: Why don't you suck the snotty end of my fucknozzle you limp dicked wannabe - and I say this with respect and warmth.
ref: 2003 May 21, ITMX925, “Zep Fucknozzles - UNITE”, in rec.music.makers.guitar (Usenet), retrieved 15 Jun 2022:
text: You like my fucknozzle don't you. Want to suck my fucknozzle huh. Wait until your other sock gets it out of his mouth then you can.
ref: 2005 July 25, Mark Ferguson, “What ever happened to Steve Boursy?”, in news.admin.net-abuse.usenet (Usenet), retrieved 15 Jun 2022:
text: Hey smart ass, I was in during VN. I saw how the troops were treated when they came home. So go blow it out your fucknozzle.
ref: 2018 February 8, Skeeter, “Say "No!" to Trump's small-boy demand for a military parade”, in alt.fan.rush-limbaugh (Usenet), retrieved 15 Jun 2022:
glosses: The penis.