Fuckerberg
Language: English
Part of speech: name
Etymology: Blend of fucker + Zuckerberg.
Senses: examples: text: Farcebook may or may not (but probably will) sell your personal information to anyone with a dollar in their hand without any regard whatsoever to your rights as a free individual in this world. Privacy is so 20th Century. Privacy is for assholes. By using Farcebook, you entrust its CEO, Stark Fuckerberg, with your identity, personhood and all the rights and privileges that derive thereof, and you certify that by so trusting Stark Fuckerberg, you are a “dumb fuck.”
ref: 2010 May 26, Matthew St. Amand, “Farcebook”, in Shut Up & Keep Shopping, Robot Voice Soliloquy, published 2011, →ISBN, page 242:
text: Looking at my own feed, it’s notable how few friends update their status any more. Many are leaving altogether. Some are frustrated with the interface. Others complain about vanity, privacy and companies profiting from their personal lives. “It’s all about exploiting people to make Mark Fuckerberg money,” one summarised.
ref: 2011 June 15, Richard Godwin, “Time to close ranks against Facebook”, in London Evening Standard, London, →ISSN, →OCLC, page 15, column 1:
text: Well you know what, you can go tell Zark Fuckerberg or whatever to fuck himself. I don’t care if he has mother fucking tourettes, I’m simply appalled that he keeps making changes to the completely free service that no one in any way is forcing me to use. SHIT!
ref: 2012 March, Jordan Miles, quoting a Facebook user, “Mark Zuckerberg diagnosed with ADHD, few surprised”, in Andrew Jerabek, editor, The Toike Oike, volume CI, number V, Toronto, Ont.: Engineering Society of the University of Toronto, →ISSN, →OCLC, page 11, columns 2–3:
text: “I can’t believe you laughed at me. You know I love Eric!” I threw back another glass of the cool dark liquid. / “Girl, please. That wannabe Mark Fuckerberg wasn’t never about shit and didn’t deserve you. And deep down you know you were bored with his computer-programming ass, anyway.[…]”
ref: 2014 June 24, Angela Burt-Murray, “Nia”, in Games Divas Play, Seattle, Wash.: Thomas & Mercer, →ISBN, page 18:
text: Below is the infamous "Fuckerberg post" (as it has come to be known). The hyperlink took you to Novak's newly created Facebook page, about which he was clearly ambivalent. Weighing against the obvious marketing benefits of social media, in the author's mind, was allowing his privacy to be monetized by the person he christened "Freckles McBillionaire."
ref: 2014 September 19, John Novak, “Ask Novak Anything #2: What advice do you have for aspiring writers?”, in A Genius Forged by Death: The Collected Works of John Novak, Scranton, Pa.: Lafoda Press, published 2017, →ISBN, page 16:
text: Hatred for Mark Zuckerberg has grown so widely a host of Internet sites have dubbed him ‘Mark Fuckerberg’. Here’s the top anti-Zuckerberg web mentions. […] Where Is Fuckerberg? The Yahoo! Answers site is filled with enquiries from pissed off Facebook users about how they can get in touch with Zuckerberg to ask about his site.
ref: 2015 April, Phil Hamilton, “Unsafebook”, in Aaron Tinney, editor, Loaded: The Original Men’s Magazine, London: Simian Publishing, →ISSN, →OCLC, page 123, column 3:
text: On top of that, the Zuckerberg boy was still pushing over-fifties health insurance and cheap funeral plans at her. These days whenever she saw his name, her eyes performed what she could describe only as an ocular spoonerism and the Z in his name became an F. But wallowing and getting cross with Mark Fuckerberg wasn’t an option. By half past seven, Cleo and Atticus would be on the phone singing “Happy Birthday.”
ref: 2015 July 7, Sue Margolis, chapter 9, in Losing Me, New York, N.Y.: New American Library, →ISBN, page 238:
text: Facebook is a place where people should meet and share progressive ideas. It is NOT a place for our eyes and souls to be relentlessly cyberraped. Fuck you, Mr. Fuckerberg. Fuck you in the ass with a pair of studded nunchucks. And I hope it hurts. I hope you scream. I hope it gets filmed.
ref: 2017, Jim Goad, “Why Don’t They Just Be Honest and Call It ‘Rapebook’?”, in The New Church Ladies: The Extremely Uptight World of “Social Justice”, Stone Mountain, Ga.: Obnoxious Books, →ISBN:
text: The mere fact that fuckerberg said “oh you’re talking about the CONSPIRACY THEORY that we listen in?” TELLS you everything you need to know. 🙄🤣 They use the term to discredit ALL truth. It’s getting boring….🥱🥱🥱.
ref: 2022, Rodney H. Jones, quoting a YouTube user, “Is my mobile phone listening to me? Conspirational thinking, digital literacies, and everyday encounters with surveillance”, in Massimiliano Demata, Virginia Zorzi, Angela Zottola, editors, Conspiracy Theory Discourses (Discourse Approaches to Politics, Society and Culture; 98), Amsterdam: John Benjamins Publishing Company, →ISBN, […], page 59:
text: How’d you know what he looks like, by the way? / Your mom’s a chronic Facebooker. / Mark Fuckerberg.
ref: 2024, David Arnold, Luminous Beings, New York, N.Y.: Viking, →ISBN, page 68:
text: The ringing of the alarm sent Dan into a full-blown panic! Frantically, he fumbled for his phone and quickly shut the traitorous bitch off! The irony was not lost on him with the thought of being killed by the same technology he and his friends escaped from on these one-week journeys. The same technology he used to keep up with his aspirin dose times. […] “Fuck you, Bill Gates!” Dan swore. “Fuck you too, Fuckerberg!” Dan prayed that the thing didn't hear the alarm or his spite-ful ravings.
ref: 2025, Jack Childress, chapters 69 and 70, in Blood Trail, Kydala Publishing, →ISBN:
synonyms: Suckerberg
glosses: Mark Zuckerberg (born 1984), founder of social media company Facebook.