melonious
Language: English
Part of speech: adj
Pronunciation: ipa: /mɛˈləʊni.əs/
ipa: /mɛˈloʊni.əs/
rhymes: -əʊniəs
Forms: form: more melonious
form: most melonious
Etymology: From melon + -ious, likely as a pun on melodious.
Senses: examples: text: Besides the regular dividends the neat and interesting job of occasionally carving a surplus sandilla is performed, and the metallic chink of the resulting proceeds in the stockholder’s pocket gives forth a highly melonious sound.
ref: 1909 January 17, “Editorial Points”, in The Los Angeles Times, part II, page 4:
text: An epidemic of watermelons broke out in Hollywood early yesterday morning. Ten minutes after the melonious assault began the city was freckled with seeds, slippery with shattered rind and literally adrip with the heart’s blood of dozens of huge, over-ripe melons, ammunition which a large-size patch on the outskirts of town had been literally stripped to secure.
ref: 1912 August 31, “Watermelons Drip on Town”, in The Los Angeles Times, part II, page 1:
glosses: Relating to melons.
examples: text: The Missouri melon, to put it briefly, is the most melonious of melons.
ref: 1920 August 10, “The Missouri Watermelon”, in Sikeston Standard, page 2:
text: Only then do I begin to grow a bit drowsy beneath a rain of garden produce, flowers, green vegetables, fruits of every sort, golden oranges, melodious melons, melonious melodies, seeds without equal, marvels of harvests.
ref: 1986 [1974], Augusto Roa Bastos, translated by Helen Lane, I, the Supreme, translation of Yo el Supremo (in Spanish), page 72:
text: The Cheese. Shot the breeze. Exchanged unpleasant pleasantries. Said The Severants were right. Hand-to-God, with a knowing nod. Of his giant pumpkinish. Melonious head. His bum tickler. Had him getting sicker.
ref: 2007, Stephen T. Savage, Splattery, →ISBN, page 103:
glosses: Resembling or having the characteristics of a melon.
examples: text: Only occasionally, jacketless in her customary brown or gray silk blouse and ramrod straight in her typing chair, did she reveal superb melonious breasts cantilevered over a trim waist.
ref: 1987, Thomas B. Morgan, Snyder’s Walk, page 59:
text: “But what about all those women? That awful woman with a bottom you said was melonious?”
ref: 1987, Henrietta Garnett, Family Skeletons, page 26:
text: She is clearly taking in my visible panty line, lack of melonious chest and bottom like a bagful of walnuts. I knew I would hate this bloody place the minute I arrived.
ref: 2004, Carole Matthews, The Sweetest Taboo, page 80:
text: Or do you reconsider at, say, 65? Then you weigh up having melonious gazongas that seem to belong to a much younger lady against, I’m guessing, sad, empty bags of skin. (Or by then will you have had your face done to match your boobs?)
ref: 2012 January 7, Janice Turner, “Like the financial bubble, implants will burst”, in The Times, number 70463, London, page 25:
glosses: Curvaceous.
Very large.
qualifier: especially breasts
raw_tags: of body parts
examples: text: I have had several letters of complaint from the Haringey Women’s Lesbian Kalashnikov Training and Mouth Painting Centre saying that this column has been prejudiced in favour of girls with enormous breasts to the detriment of their less melonious sisters.
ref: 1991, Ed Knox, “World of Nookie”, in Men Only, volume 56, number 6, Paul Raymond, page 34:
glosses: Curvaceous.
Very buxom; having large breasts.
raw_tags: of a woman
Synonyms: melonous
melony