shaboink
Language: English
Part of speech: verb
Forms: form: shaboinks
form: shaboinking
form: shaboinked
form: shaboinked
Etymology: Probably a fanciful extension of boink (“to have sexual intercourse”) and shagging; compare shebang. First attested in 2005.
Senses: examples: text: As my psychiatrist, I think you are obliged to blame my parents for refusing to stop shaboinking long enough to comfort their youngest son. I think it was pretty selfish of them to finish without checking on me, and to neglect checking on me even after they finished.
ref: 2005, Mark Frye, School Shooter: In His Own Words, New York, N.Y. […]: iUniverse, Inc., page 83:
text: never have i ever shaboinked two dudes at once
ref: 2009 March 10, @NiggHole, Twitter, archived from the original on 02 Feb 2024:
text: Interviews of Sirri by LAPD and FBI investigators were admitted into evidence. During the interviews, Sirri stated that on June 26, 2005, he had dinner with Marsden in a restaurant, during which they discussed Sirri's experiences in the Explorers and his future in the Marines. Also present were Sirri's girlfriend, Sara Voyles, and Marsden's boyfriend. Sirri noted that Stan had been keeping close company with Keller, and asked Marsden whether she thought Stan and Keller were "shaboinking it," by which he meant having oral sex or other sexual activity. […] Nothing in the interview transcript otherwise suggests that Marsden misunderstood whether "shaboinking" meant sexual contact.
ref: 2010 March 5, “Marsden v. City of Los Angeles”, in casetext.com, archived from the original on 02 Feb 2024:
text: "Well, you are obviously off your game because I wasn't shaboinked and I'm not your boss anymore." Ella snorted again. "But I might have had an orgasm," I quickly added.
ref: 2013, Kirsty Dallas, Fighting Back, →ISBN, page 105:
text: Kyle glanced over. "She never shaboinks anybody else?" ¶ "Frankie G tried to get under her skirt once." A smirk crossed the Bear's face.
ref: 2015, Tracy Tappan, Beyond the Call of Duty: Military Romantic Suspense, B. Reed Publishing, →ISBN, page 354:
text: A weird noise caught my attention. I stood still and cocked my ear to determine if it originated in my suite or not. It was a rhythmic thumping and squeaking, and I shuddered to think I was hearing the Ice Lady shaboinking someone. But no, it didn't quite sound like that.
ref: 2019, Becky Clark, Foul Play on Words, Woodbury, M.N.: Midnight Ink, →ISBN, page 141:
text: I've always wondered if these fundie families make the girls track their ovulation and then intentionally plan the wedding to ensure a greater chance of them getting pregnant the second they first shaboink. Wasn't Nurie immediately prego too?
ref: 2023 January 24, “I've been off reddit since mid Nov, can someone give me a Rod update?”, in Reddit, r/RodriguesFamilySnark, archived from the original on 02 Feb 2024:
synonyms: word: approach
word: cohabit
word: company
word: copulate
word: couple
word: engage in sex
word: exchange flesh
word: have intimate relations
word: have marital relations
word: have sex
word: have sexual relations
word: intercourse
word: know
word: know someone in the biblical sense
word: make love
word: mate
word: share a bed
word: sleep together
word: strain
word: bang
word: bauf
word: beat
word: bone
word: boff
word: boink
word: bonk
word: bop
word: bounce
word: breed
word: bump nasties
word: bump uglies
word: catch a dick
word: dance
word: discuss Uganda
word: dip one's pen in someone's inkwell
word: do it
word: do the deed
word: do the nasty
word: eff
word: engender
word: expletive deleted
word: feck
word: frack
word: frak
word: frick
word: frig
word: fuck
word: get busy
word: get down
word: get freaky
word: get it
word: get it on
word: get jiggy
word: get laid
word: get lucky
word: get one's dick wet
word: get one's end away
word: get one's freak on
word: get one's groove on
word: get one's leg over
word: get one's oats
word: get physical
word: get some
word: get the dirty water off one's chest
word: graft the forked tree
word: go all the way
word: haul one's ashes
word: have it away
word: have it off
word: hide the salami
word: hide the sausage
word: hide the wienie
word: hike the Appalachian Trail
word: hook up
word: hump
word: jig-jig
word: knock boots
word: lay pipe
word: lay the pipe
word: make it
word: make out
word: make the beast with two backs
word: make whoopee
word: meddle
word: ming
word: Netflix and chill
word: penetrate
word: pipe
word: pipe down
word: play
word: play hide the sausage
word: pound
word: rail
word: ride
word: rock and roll
word: roger
word: roll around
word: root
word: screw
word: see someone's etchings
word: sex
word: shag
word: shelve
word: show someone one's etchings
word: slap bellies
word: stick
word: tumble
glosses: To have sexual intercourse with (someone).