butt monkey
Language: English
Part of speech: noun
Forms: form: butt monkeys
Etymology: Shitgibbon compound of butt + monkey.
Senses: examples: text: 1993 May 18, Martin J Hannigan, "I LIKE YOUR NEW ORGANIZATION BUNG BOY", talk.bizarre, Usenet
I still prefer Butt Monkey User Group myself.
text: 1993 July 8-9, "Insecure faggots.": "Butt monkeys", alt.sex, Usenet
"ad980": the autopsy has concluded that indeed, the monkey did have a banana shoved up his butt
Kevin Walsh: All this talk about butt monkeys makes me wonder if you see yourself as the organ grinder.
"ad980": Oddly enough, the butt monkey in question is you.
text: 1994, Mike Judge, Beavis and Butt-Head
Beavis: Butt-munch / Monkey Spank / Dillweed / Turd wipe / Dumbass / Butt Monkey
Butt-Head: Chode / Waste of Bum Wipe / Dillhole / Fartknocker / Dumb Beavis / Butt-Head, no wait
text: You have my promise that everything in our power will be done to catch this psycho butt monkey, but...I just don’t think you could distance yourself from this level of personal involvement.
ref: 2000 October 13, Edward Hancock II, Splintered Souls, Xlibris Corporation, page 90:
text: Uh-oh, Butt Monkey alert
ref: 2001 March, “The Butt Monkey”, in Adopt-A-Pet of Victoria, Texas:
text: 2002 May 9, "i [sic.] know theres no great plan here...", Meagan's Journal http://dreamstarblue.livejournal.com/30128.html
eric decided to be a butt monkey and start shit about cory.
text: Butt Monkey, you didn't tell congress [sic.] you were going to spy on everyone.
ref: 2006 January 29, “Achtung! Where are your papers?”, in Picks Commentary:
text: 2006 April 19, 'And let the Church say, "AMEN!"', Defiance http://laurielou2.blogspot.com/2006/04/and-let-church-say-amen.html
I was pontificating on the ecstasy of the prospect of not having to listen to the butt monkey fumble and stammer through another round of explanation for the unexplainable.
text: Some bloody butt-monkey rear-ends me.
ref: 2006 May 15, Fan-Bloody-Tastic, Insanity Reigns Supreme http://rider.net.nz/modules/wordpress/?author=1
synonyms: word: assmunch
word: assmuncher
word: assmonkey
word: buttmunch
word: buttmuncher
word: ;
word: see also Category:English shitgibbons
word: assbucket
word: asshat
word: asshole
word: assmonkey
word: assmouth
word: assmunch
word: assmuncher
word: assbreath
word: assbag
word: asshead
word: assface
word: asstard
word: assfaggot
word: assfag
word: assfuck
word: asscunt
word: assfucker
word: assweed
word: asswipe
word: bag of dicks
word: ball sack
word: bastard
word: berk
word: blackguard
word: buttface
word: butthead
word: buttmunch
word: buttmuncher
word: choad
word: chunk-blower
word: cock gobbler
word: cock-knocker
word: cockmunch
word: cockmuncher
word: cockweasel
word: cockwad
word: cockhead
word: cockface
word: cockwaffle
word: cockwipe
word: cockshit
word: cockbag
word: cocksack
word: cocksucker
word: cocksuck
word: cockbreath
word: cockfag
word: cockfuck
word: cockfucker
word: cullion
word: cumbucket
word: cum guzzler
word: cumrag
word: cumstain
word: cunt
word: cuntard
word: cuntass
word: cuntbag
word: cuntbitch
word: cuntbreath
word: cuntbucket
word: cuntface
word: cunthead
word: cuntmuffin
word: cuntlicker
word: cuntbiscuit
word: cuntfuck
word: cuntfucker
word: cuntlapper
word: cunt muncher
word: cuntrag
word: cuntshit
word: cuntstain
word: cuntsucker
word: cuntwad
word: cuntwipe
word: cuntwaffle
word: cuntweasel
word: cuntweed
word: cuntwhacker
word: dick
word: dickass
word: dickbag
word: dickbiscuit
word: dickbreath
word: dickbucket
word: dickface
word: dickfuck
word: dickfucker
word: dickhead
word: dicklicker
word: dick munch
word: dick muncher
word: dicknose
word: dicknut
word: dicksack
word: dickshit
word: dickstain
word: dickster
word: dicksucker
word: dicktard
word: dickwad
word: dickweasel
word: dickweed
word: dillweed
word: dirtbag
word: dirthead
word: dirtwad
word: douche
word: douchebag
word: douche boat
word: doucheburger
word: douchecanoe
word: douchelord
word: douche nozzle
word: douchewad
word: douchewagon
word: fag
word: faggot
word: faggotface
word: fuck
word: fuckball
word: fuckchop
word: fucker
word: fucknozzle
word: fucktrumpet
word: fuckoid
word: fuckrod
word: fuckweed
word: fuckwit
word: fuckhead
word: fuckface
word: fuckstick
word: fuckstain
word: fuckster
word: fuckskull
word: fuckshit
word: fuckweasel
word: fuckwaffle
word: fuckbag
word: fuckbucket
word: fucknose
word: fucktard
word: fuckmuffin
word: fuckmitten
word: git
word: hosebag
word: jackass
word: jackoff
word: jagoff
word: jagweed
word: jerk
word: jerkball
word: jerko
word: jerkoff
word: jerkwad
word: jerkweed
word: jitbag
word: jizzbag
word: knob-gobbler
word: knob polisher
word: lowlife
word: meanie
word: nark
word: paddock
word: penishead
word: piece of crap
word: piece of garbage
word: piece of junk
word: piece of shit
word: pile of crap
word: pile of shit
word: piece of trash
word: piece of work
word: pig
word: pissface
word: pisspot
word: prick
word: prickhead
word: prickface
word: prickwad
word: pukeball
word: pukestain
word: pussybreath
word: sack of shit
word: schmuck
word: scoundrel
word: scum
word: scumbag
word: scumbreath
word: scumbug
word: scumbutt
word: scumface
word: scumfuck
word: scumhead
word: scumhole
word: scumlord
word: scuzz
word: scuzzball
word: scuzzbucket
word: scuzzoid
word: shitass
word: shitball
word: shitbag
word: shit bird
word: shitcunt
word: shitbreath
word: shitbucket
word: shitcock
word: shitdick
word: shiteater
word: shitguzzler
word: shithook
word: shitlicker
word: shitpot
word: shitrag
word: shithead
word: shitlord
word: shitsack
word: shitface
word: shitwad
word: shitheap
word: shitstain
word: shitheel
word: shitgibbon
word: shitgoblin
word: shitneck
word: shitnuts
word: shitnugget
word: shitfuck
word: shitfucker
word: shitmuncher
word: sleaze
word: sleazeball
word: sleazebag
word: sleazebucket
word: sleazehole
word: sleazewad
word: slimebucket
word: slimeface
word: slimehole
word: slimewad
word: snotbag
word: snotball
word: snotface
word: snothead
word: snotwad
word: sourhead
word: squib
word: tool
word: tosser
word: tosspot
word: undesirable
word: vonce
word: wanker
word: weasel
word: wet wipe
glosses: An annoying and irksome person.
examples: text: 2000 September 26, Marti Noxon, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 5, Episode 79: “Buffy vs. Dracula”
Xander: I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!
text: they can while away their time being Bubba's butt monkey for the next 50 years.
ref: 2006 February 6, “I don't think they should execute terrorists”, in First and Last and Always:
text: I'm getting pretty tired of being the comic book industry's butt-monkey.
ref: 2006 March 25, “Issue #16 Review. Not.”, in Legion Abstract:
text: But being at butt monkey status means that I don't have a voice to express my displeasure.
ref: 2006 April 27, “Work worries and a quote”, in World's Easiest Quiz:
text: Con's about as far from the standard Alpha as he could get--he's the Unseelie [sic.] butt-monkey
ref: 2006 May 5, “In defence of the Beta Male”, in DAYS of the INSANE:
text: Don't do wrong to others and it should come back to you tenfold. OK, so there are several years that I was Karma's butt-monkey for not obeying that simple rule.
ref: 2006 May 14, “Karma gives me a handjob”, in Pissing and Moaning:
glosses: An object of abuse and ridicule; sometimes, especially, a prison bitch.