Britney Spears: Criminal
Tags: pornographic

Plot synopsis:
At a swanky party, all chandeliers and fancy dress, Britney's privileged, rich-guy boyfriend shows his true colors by deriding her, for looking bored, in public, there on the dancefloor.. Humiliated, she rushes herself off for a pitstop to the bathroom. As she returns, he is chatting up another girl (fringe hairstyle young fox Carmelle Rudder). She retaliates by making a snide comment likening this rival to a prostitute. "So you're not working the street corner tonight, I see?" This earns her a punch from her irate boyfriend as soon as he gets her aside. From the shadows, a vengeful outsider appears, smacking down the undeserving boyfriend, giving him his just desserts. From here on, she becomes this guy's girlfriend. On the back of his motorcycle, zooming down a tunnel, "Mama, I'm in love with a criminal..." In bed with her hunky boyfriend. Lingerie, wispy, revealing, she is hot, and loves to show off for us. He introduces her to handling a firearm. "He is a killer with a gun, gun, gun..." And she is the one smuggling the pistol into the store that they hold up together, a la Bonnie and Clyde. "Mama, please don't cry, I will be alright..." Getaway car, post-victory sex. Inevitably, the police catches up with them, the force close in, and there is a hail of bullets while the two of them embrace. Inexplicably, they do survive, and are seen racing away, fleeing on his motorcycle. The commanding police officer lamely snarls "The suspects have left the building." No doubt towards another steamy, passionate encounter."Mama, I'm in love with a criminal..."

Review: better than it is given credit for. Yes, better than it is given credit for. It's only flaw is that this is child star/teenage pop idol Britney, and now that she has grown up, the fanfare has died down, and we just long for the old days. Indeed, the first scene of the music video, she looks bored, as well she should be, the script calls for it, that is what causes the confrontation with her jerk boyfriend, but she also looks older than she is, way older, way, way, way older, and that, especially so early on in the music video, is a fatal flaw. When she hits her stride, she looks absolutely stunning, she basically updates herself, reinventing herself for the Teenies, but this seems to have gone unnoticed, this video I have yet to obtain on DVD, it's not on the local Now series. I suspect this one is overlooked in favor of other more-in-demand stars yet I fail to see the wonder in many of those, for even in her descent, Britney is a hell of a lot more intriguing to watch, and that is a big compliment from me.Ever notice that Britney's rivals in her music videos tend to be brunettes? In this Bonnie and Clyde mini-movie, just like in the later PERFUME, we also see Britney in lingerie, on a bed with her lover, and in a bathroom with the exact kind of perfume bottle.I downloaded from Tubidy, mp4 format at least, thank you, but would have liked to buy this one on an actual DVD.. She told momma she will be alright.... so yes she is. Britney Spears and her criminal boyfriend somehow managed to escape all the shooting from the police and flee on a motorbike. The boyfriend is played by Jason Trawyck, Britney's former fiancé and agent.The song is okay. A bit catchy and she has done much worse in the past, but better already too. There is not really much acting talent needed here. The crime story rushed in here is really just the frame for Britney's singing. Other than that, early on there is a party and afterward we see these modern Bonnie & Clyde rob a store in this 6-minute music video directed by Chris Marrs Piliero. The actual singing starts after about 100 seconds. Solid watch for Britney fans, but if you are not one of these you can give it a pass.