Mr. Jingles
Tags: paranormal, violence, humor

Plot synopsis:
Young Angie Randall witnesses a spree killing clown named Mr. Jingles murder her parents, before he is shot to death by Officers Baines and Guinness. Before dying, Jingles tells Angie, "I'll be back for you!" The traumatized Angie is institutionalized until she is a teenager, at which point she is released into the care of her aunt Helen Jameson and cousins Dylan and Heidi.
At the local cemetery, a visitor is killed by someone dressed as Jingles. Baines (who is now mayor) and Guinness are called to the graveyard by the man who found the body. The stranger tells them that this is just the beginning and reveals he knows that Baines and the police force (excluding Guinness) covered up the fact that Jingles was wrongly lynched and imprisoned when Angie's father and several others thought he tried to abduct Angie at her fourth birthday party, when in reality he had saved her from an actual child predator. After the three men leave, two of Dylan's delinquent friends are slain by Jingles while trying to steal his tombstone for a prank that they, Guinness's daughter Melanie, and a reluctant Dylan intend to play on Angie at a birthday party Heidi is setting up for her.
In his home, the stranger tells Guinness that he believes that it is not a copycat and that Jingles has actually come back from the dead. The stranger (who reveals he was once employed at the penitentiary where Jingles was placed and witnessed the tortures inflicted on Jingles that drove him mad) presents occult objects that he found in Jingles's prison cell as evidence, prompting Guinness to remember that Jingles did chant something in a strange language as he lay dying. The two grab the items necessary to banish Jingles, who confronts them as they go to leave, killing the stranger, and wounding Guinness.
While Angie, Heidi, and Heidi's friends are partying in the Jameson house, Melanie dresses up like Jingles with the intent of crashing the celebration, only to be axed by the real Jingles. Jingles breaks in and kills Heidi, Dylan, and the rest of the revelers, leaving only Angie. An unknown amount of time later, Baines and two police officers enter the house, and find a hysterical Angie clutching Jingles's axes, making it appear as if she is the murderer. As she is being hauled away by a police officer, Angie is saved by Guinness, while Jingles attacks Baines and another officer.

Review: This movie was awful, the acting sucked, the plot sucked, it just confused me, it skipped around everywhere, and the only time it even made since was the last 15 minutes, and even then, it wasn't very good.
It looks like a homemade movie, that i could even do better with.
This movie is not for a horror fan, the gore and everything looks like something and 8 year old kid would make and something you would buy at a Halloween store.
The producers knew that no one with any taste whatsoever in film would watch this movie to the end.
After getting past the credits you are rewarded with something that looks like it was filmed with a cell phone camera.If you are in the mood for a scary movie, do not watch this movie.
You will laugh at the effects and acting that went into the making of this film..
I see it's been said, but if you need some more reassurance, do not watch this movie.Plot seemed simple, Killer Clown out for revenge.When you see the words "killer", most assume that the movie is a horror, or at least a suspense.
In one shot, I could even see an UN-cleaned spot on the lens.And the acting, my god, a Razzy would be too good for it.An obvious low budget amiture movie.
I bought this Movie at a cheap discount warehouse in Australia for two dollars, the cover looked very cool and the idea of a killer clown seemed (though not original) something that might be entertaining.What a mistake, the acting is awful the victims still seem to be moving and breathing, the make up is pitiful, the lighting is bad, the sound is bad (gunshots sound like a toy cap gun) Don't mistake my comment for one of those ïts so bad it must be cool comments, its so bad its just plain terrible.I cannot begin to describe how bad this movie is, the camera work is so bad using the old trick of editing and cutting to create gore, the sound is very bad, the acting is bad, the story,effects,directing,plot is all bad.Basically this movie sucks, i give it 1 because you cannot give a lower score.
I think more money was put into making the cover than the actual movie.
This could have been an idea that worked out if they handled the  contrasts correctly--an orphaned teen seems non-chalant instead of  horrified, police act mildly amused as the shoot the clown in the  opening sequence, and the omni-present blood looks like day-glow silly  string It doesn't have enough bad lines to be accepted as camp, just  faulty cinema..
Typically when I rent a movie I look at the cover and read the back to see what it's about and if it sounds interesting i'll watch it.
It looks as if someone just grabbed their dad's camera and a few friends and made a very terrible movie and sold it to Lionsgate.
the kills are just so stupid, it looked so unrealistic, and on top of all of that Mr. jingles is the most retarded serial killer ever!at least other movies in this category are at least half way descent, in this case it had a bad plot, no set up, bad backgrounds, no noticeable actors, and a completely retarded killer!worst horror movie ever mad don't waste your money on it unless you are a idiot and love fake kills and bad movies!
I should have guessed it was going to be this terrible when the opening credits read like those of a porno movie: "Tommy Brunswick".
this movie was still not anywhere nearly as bad as "Dungeon Girl." You must check it out, even if it's only to make Mr. Jingles look like an Oscar-winner in comparison.
They both fall into the great-cover-tricks-you-into-renting-an-eye-gougingly-terrible movie category, but Dungeon Girl is far more terrible..
I thought to myself, hey, I love crappy/cheesy horror movies, I'll give it a shot.
Let's look at the terrible aspects of this movie shall we...Terrible acting...Terrible presentation...Terrible killer...Terrible plot...Terrible ending...Terrible special effects...Terrible all-around.
After actually watching the whole movie, because I feel that I must finish it to put closure on the experience, I've come to the conclusion that nothing good came out of this movie...nothing.
The only thing I have now is that I can brag to my friends that I've watched one of the worst movies ever made..
This movie was a complete waste of money and my time(all 15 minutes and 39 seconds of it)..
Most seem to have been lured in by the Clown featured on the cover, which should be noted, does not resemble the horribly sad excuse see in the "movie" Don't get me wrong, I love over the top characters, excessive violence, and cheesy gore films, but Mr. Jingles is by far the worse "movie" I have ever seen in my life.
And despite the fact I don't believe in God, I actually prayed for the "writer/director" (was this thing written with a crayon?) to be struck down, or maimed in a way that he would never be able to create another "film".
I thought i had seen the worst movie when attack of the killer tomatoes was released until this piece of pooh came along.
it is actually worse than the worst movie ever made, so Websters dictionary need to make up another word for this garbage.I would have rated it -0 but the counter starts at one..
the script sucked , i still haven't watched the whole movie, but then again how could you stay awake long enough to endure the absolute boredom this film brings.
Angie, fresh out from the mental asylum after seven years there due to trauma suffered from the grisly murder of her family by a 'Twisted Metal' like clown, wants to leave the past behind her, but Mr. Jingles (aforementioned clown) has other plans for her in this supremely sub-par horror effort.
I had tried to watch Mr. Jingles a prior time and got through 5 minutes before others in my party voted to turn it off.
It seems more like a movie filmed by a couple of bored teenagers looking for fame rather than a good quality horror movie.
It is an indy production that went straight to video, so I don't expect quality.Now, the production values weren't too bad, but the acting was terrible.There just wasn't enough action to keep you interested.Seeing the bloody dildo flying through the air was funny.Jessica Hall was the best thing about this movie.
the cover was pretty cool, to bad the real Me.jingles looks NOTHING like the cover.
I'm sorry, this film was a bad excuse for a killer clown movie..
so then I bought it watched the trailer and i went uh oh this looks gay so i put it on and watched it to the part where the cops shoot the clown and he hits the ground so people do not buy or rent this movie i think they just got a 40 dollar camera and decided hey lets make a movie that basically a rip off of S.I.C.K another shitty movie that has bad acting and crappy lighting so just listen to me and DO NOT BUY THIS MOVIE!.
And to think this film is a sequel to the 2003 direct-to-video killer-clown movie "S.I.C.K.".
One survivor has spent years in an asylum to recover from what she saw, but upon her release, Mr. Jingles returns to finish what he started.I shot a movie off of my cellphone that turns out better FX and dialogue than this movie...
I watched better movies in highschool that were done for film projects...
I am a man who loves bad horror movie but Mr. Jingles really was a disappointment to me.
Mr. Jingles antics and attempts at witty commentary do make the film almost comic but it is still hard to watch.Effects and sound quality were terrible.
I understand that this was a low-budget movie, but honestly, any movie that sucks that bad, should not be put on a shelf.It looks like my best friends school project, actually, that was better.All I was thinking throughout the entire thing was "why am I still watching this" and "how was this possibly sold."Biggest pile of crap I've ever found on a shelf.Its not worth watching, unless you've got some urge to watch and make fun of the most ridiculous thing you'll ever see.My mom and friend actually fell asleep a little after the insanely long beginning-credits..
This thing, this horrible waste of time and space is not a movie.
It may be because of the terrible dialog or it may be because of the crappy acting, but some scenes were just so bad that it was funny.
Whoever thought it was a good idea to make this movie and put their name on it should be pitied...Mr. Jingles is, so far, the worst horror movie I've ever seen.
The only one in the movie that seems to have any acting skill to speak of is the titular killer clown, who is perfectly over the top and cheesy and makes the film much more of a comedy than a horror movie.
And if you are looking for a horror that's so stupid and terrible that its funny, then Mr Jingles is perfect for you..
Okay, so I rented this and a few other horror flicks last weekend thinking it would be a good time for me and my friends.
JINGLES it completely caught our attention, as we excitedly agreed that this movie was totally rent-able for the night.
Well, we were unfortunately wrong, but at the same time i have absolutely no regret to renting this movie for the wonderful amount of humor that i received from it...and i'm sexually frustrated, so the oral sex scene really was up my alley.
BUT, anyways, I will probably show this movie to every single person that I am in a social relationship with, so that we can laugh at the low budget, piece of poop film that was bull crapping on front st.
as we rented...really, the cover looks like its not far from the restless nights of sleep that were rewarded after watching many other scary movies.BOTTOM LINE: rent this mother trucker, and show it to absolutely everyone you know, it's great in a comical point, not horror.
Jingles pays great homage to the horror movie formula we all know and love  blood, boobs, and monsters.
But it does it without seeming canned or tired, and manages to include some humor; and even tosses in a thing or two that - trust me - you haven't seen before.If you are a fan of good old fashioned horror and independent film making, and if you are sick of the gimmicky, predictable, trite films Hollywood spits out to make a quick buck, then check out Mr. Jingles, and find out that horror movies can still be fun!.
My best friend and I LOVE horror movies and we rented this movie hoping for a scare.
The only thing scary about this movie was the horrible acting and the ungodly bad film quality!!
The cover looked half decent and we were like, "Yeah let's get it and give it a watch" and to our surprise, It literally changed our lives.
The movie was so stupid and so poorly filmed and acted that my brain gave out for at least 2 hours after watching this film.
I was wondering if its is as bad as Killer Clowns from Outer Space, I have been trying to find a good circus horror type movie.
Not that Killer Clowns was that good but without a big budget for a film, almost any movie is bound to suck.
I thought the DVD cover looked cool, but now adays the movies pay a lot to do DVD artwork, and its hard to tell if it is decent budget or low budget.Oh well if anyone knows a good circus type horror flick let me know.
You cant compare a low budget film to a Stephen King flick, there is a big enormous difference i quality, you should beware of that before renting low budget films, I personally like horror genre and can put up with some bad stuff, but get tired of renting something that looks half OK, and it turns out like a movie I could probably have made with my camera..
The first thing i should state about this movie is that, if you're expecting a low budget classic where the script showed some heart and is actually a fun, mildly creative horror movie such as Satan's Little Helper, not only will you be disappointed, but you will want to subsequently shoot the TV, take out the DVD, chew it up, and spit it back into the DVD case and then return it to the store.
However, if you walk in knowing it's going to be crap and you want a laugh, then this movie is gold.
now, if i didn't know better, i'd think that people who make movies were NEVER teenagers.
jingles meets up with a crazy bum and the mayor (who is by far the worst actor in this movie btw) and the bum tells them how mr.
The Worst Killer Clown Movie Ever Made.
And once the movie starts, you will realise that the only work the special effects company did must have been the fading job on those credits.In horrors, you tend to have a set up.
The only problem with it is that it is so bad, I actually thought that these people were having a dress up party and some clown guy was pretending to kill someone, and then they laugh about it afterwards.
Yes, really - watch it.I invited some friends around, just to share the horror of this film with them.
I did this, and I laughed myself into a paralytic state.My friends all agreed that if we filmed our own little movie, using a cellphone camera, it'd turn out better than this.
This would have to be one of the worst movies I have ever wasted my time in viewing.
i was going to give this film a 10 like for the hilarity, because the acting is something else and the special effects and the killings in this movie, phew, movies really are booming in the year 2006.
to be fair, it did have me laughing a fair bit, thats probably the bonus.there's not a lot i can say about it because it was the same from start to finish, bad acting, dodgy kills, dire special effects.
I love B-movies but this film had nothing going for it.
I went into Family Video to rent this, because the front cover made the movie look scary.
The DVD case is better than the actual movie.
It looked like the movie was made from a cheap Flip Video Camera.
This movie was a sequel, and I didn't know that when we rented it from family video.
The cover was convincing, it looked scary; but when we watched it, the DVD menu was even low budget.
It took me out of the movie.Second: The lighting looked as if some film-school drop out did it.
I saw the cover of "Mr. Jingles" and read the back, it seemed interesting, but then after watching those long credits, I knew the movie was going to be a disappointment once the picture showed, it was obviously a home video made.
I have watched horror movies all my life, and I have had my share of bad ones.
Lately actually, just in the past 2 years, I've had the bad luck of being tricked by movie boxes at the store, and when I go home I find a badly made home video.
The plot line sucked, the ending was confusing & possibly unfinished, the acting was terrible & the special effects were even worse.
At the beginning of the movie when the cops shoot Mr. Jingles, the sound the "gun" gives off doesn't even remotely resemble that of a gunshot.
There's one scene where the man gets his fingers chopped off, but in the next shot he's missing his entire hand & bleeding from the wrist.Despite the terrible acting & effects, I loved this movie.
The acting is laughable (The M.D. who does Jingles should consider sticking to his day job.), the special effects are cringe-worthy (You'll love the famous "gun scene" in the very beginning.), the pacing makes an eighty- minute movie feels like a three-hour movie, the script seems to have come from another planet where the aliens there do very bad impressions of humans, and the music will literally put you to sleep if you haven't injected yourself with three hits of Redbull for an entirely new movie- watching experience.If you've a bad case of coulrophobia that you can't shake, then I have wonderful news for you: buy this movie.
I'm sure they were working on a budget and couldn't get the best cameras but they made do with the ones they had and created movie that had me jumping and laughing at the same time.
me and my friends had hell of a lot of fun pointing out how bad it was and our witty comments are always fun *thanks for that guy who made this terrible film* 2.the story i have to admit was good in some parts not so ...
There are some real interesting kill scenes in this movie that have not been presented before.
It is a low budget indie horror movie that hits all the right buttons at the right times.
It's too bad that not all low budget films do that.
I highly recommend this movie if you want a good old fashioned low budget scare to watch and mold your own productions after.