The Naked Mile
Tags: romantic, flashback

Plot synopsis:
Erik Stifler (John White) has a difficult time living up to his family name. He is Steve and Matt Stifler's cousin. He is perhaps the only Stifler about to graduate from high school as a virgin. The film opens with Erik feigning illness so that he can stay home and masturbate. Unfortunately, just as he is about to ejaculate, his parents and grandmother unexpectedly walk into the door and are hit with Erik's semen, after which his grandmother dies of a heart attack. Erik's dad later surmises that, as a Stifler, his son should be out having sex instead of masturbating. Erik's girlfriend of two years, Tracy (Jessy Schram), loves him, but is not ready for intercourse. Tracy decides to have sex, their first attempt goes horribly wrong, and she backs out of trying again.
Erik's friends Cooze (Jake Siegel) and Ryan (Ross Thomas) plan a road trip to visit Erik's cousin Dwight Stifler (Steve Talley) in Michigan during an event known as the Naked Mile. Tracy sees this as an opportunity to give Erik a "guilt free weekend pass," hoping that he can quench his lust and get sex out of his system since she is not ready.
As soon as Erik and his friends arrive on campus, they witness an over-the-top drinking contest where Dwight is crowned a campus champion. Later, they lose a rough game of football against a bitter rival fraternity composed almost entirely of midgets, and end up in a brawl with those same midgets on several occasions. The first night when the guys are at a college bar, Erik meets a college girl named Brandi (Candace Kroslak) who has a fetish for virgin boys, prompting Ryan and Cooze to make a bet with each other that Erik won't sleep with Brandi and will remain a virgin. At the same time, Ryan and Cooze end up getting turned down by a couple of girls they have met at the bar, Jill and Alexis, who are taken by a couple of the midgets.
The following morning, Dwight gets jumped by the midget fraternity in disguise while walking down the street, landing him in the hospital. Dwight tells the guys he probably won't make it to the Naked Mile, but yet still manages to make it right in time. Right away, he joins up with Erik, Ryan, and Cooze, who are at first reluctant to run, but when Brandi, Jill, and Alexis show up to run with the guys, they're finally prompted to strip down and run with the girls, and end up having a great time. Finally as Erik and Brandi reach the finish line, they steal a kiss, which is then caught on camera for a news report on TV. Watching the news report about the Naked Mile back at home, Tracy is upset and feels guilty that she allowed Erik the free pass. Her friends convince her to also lose her virginity before he gets back.
Later that evening, Erik realizes that he loves Tracy, confesses to Brandi that he can't sleep with her, and rushes back to see his girlfriend. When he gets to her house, Tracy's dad says she is at a party and Erik arrives at the party just as Tracy has headed upstairs, presumably to lose her virginity to her ex-boyfriend. Erik loudly pounds on the closed bedroom door, proclaiming his love for her. However, Tracy was not in the room because she had decided that she could not go through with her plans. The two decide that they should be each other's first, and they make love.
When Erik returns to the Beta house to pick up his friends the next morning, each boy shares stories of his experiences from the night before. The guys then ask Erik if he "sealed the deal" with Brandi that night, and Erik tells them no, prompting Ryan and Cooze to pay up on their bet, until Erik tells them about his adventure back home to make up to Tracy and finally lose his virginity. The guys are now proud of Erik for officially living up to the Stifler family name, and the three friends finally drive back to East Great Falls.
During the post-Naked Mile party, Dwight spots Vicky (Winkler), the girlfriend of Rock (Prentice), the leader of the midget fraternity, and the two of them head up to Dwight's room to have sex. Later, as the film closes, Dwight sent a DVD to Rock that reads, "Payback's a bitch." It reveals both Dwight and Vicky having sex, as Rock yells out, "Stifler!" As it turns out, Dwight and Vicky start dating, and they end up traveling the world together, as various postcard pictures show their many journeys together as the end credits roll.

Review: Occasionally there's some vaguely funny stuff going on, like in the scene where the gang plays football against midgets, but whatever potential this movie had is ruined by the ridiculously awful dialogues.
His girlfriend acts like a total bi*ch and refuses to have sex with him so then she gives him a pass to do whatever he wants for a weekend at a "Naked Mile".
This movie isn't funny at all, more romance.The characters are pretty likable but its not as great as the first three American Pie movies.
The mandatory opposition to the "team cool" is a bunch of evil midgets that somehow are better at American football and getting girls.Storyline: virgin couple in high school are forced by peer pressure to go have sex with other people.
In the meantime a lot of teenage party and a bunch of people running naked for a mile.Bottom line: uninteresting, badly played, nice girls..
I Thought that the American Pie franchise was over with the fourth movie American Pie: Band camp, that already was a little lame.It has some funny moments, but most of it its just a movie about sex, nudity and bad words.
The story was so repetitive, it was like watching the first American Pie but without the funny parts.
Eric's girlfriend then has second thoughts, fearing that this guilt free trip will eventually lead up to their break-up.I stated in my review of American Pie: Band Camp that the series is quickly becoming a National Lampoon.
Naked Mile and Band Camp never really reach the heights of comedy, vulgarity or even quality of the original films.
The Naked Mile introduces more members of the Stifler family, including cousin Dwight, who is, yup you guessed it, exactly like every other Stifler.Eugene Levy reprises his role as Jim's father, and serves no purpose in this film, just like he served no purpose in Band Camp.
Norm McDonald is Eric's father and his veryvery brief screen time is gold.Much like the other American Pie films, Naked Mile tries to gross out it's audience, but doesn't come anywhere close to it.
It just so happens that Band Camp is so horribly bad, that it makes Naked Mile look really good.It's hard to recommend the film.
Usually sequels are not so good and they copy so many things, especially from the first movie, but even if it's the fifth American Pie movie, The Naked Mile is really fun and enjoyable.
It comes with some original ideas, definitely it has more nudity and even if most of the actors don't have experience, I really liked the way they acted and overall the movie was great.
What we will get is poor films out to make money (epitimised by Levy's cameo appearance) with the 'American Pie' attached to the title.The general plot is not so bad, though a bit familiar.
I was really surprised when I got to know that the fifth American Pie movie released, The Naked Mile is really fun and enjoyable movie it has more nudity then the rest of the other American pie titles.There were lot of new actors and actress in this movie but all of them did a good job in acting ,The movie would not be a waste of time it is a enjoyable movie to watch.
it was awesome.One might think that after so many movies it would ware out , but see it didn't its just original and funny.So i cant really say that it was a sequel to the already well known teenage movie because it's somewhat different.Sure some of the main problems moving the plot are the same , but that is that it can't be changed it has to be that (I'm not writing anything else here cause people might think I'm spoiling).So if u like the whole genre i think u would appreciate this one cause it has some nice twists to it.Anyway i bet u guys rent up lots of movies half of them just on a whim so why not rent (or buy)something cool..
Programmed for that time by some corporate adult pervert who (gleefully) knew lots of unsuspecting underage teens could be morally loosened up by the cheerful naked sexual party imagery and it's relentlessly degrading depiction of healthy looking 20 something Americans, this 5th element of phallus/orifice adoration is exactly the sort of movie that proves to the rest of the planet that the polluting degraded immorally sexually cretinous USA must be annihilated.
This movie was a good fresh spin on the 8 year old American pie franchise, and I liked it a lot better than American pie 4: Band camp I would have liked to have seen more cameos from the original cast, but you take what you can get, and "Jim's Dad" is always good for some laughs7/10.
However, some of my faith has been restored after watching The Naked Mile.In comparison to Band Camp, the producers have recaptured some of the original American Pie spirit and ideology.
The usual sex, nudity, alcohol abuse and foul language, as present in most films of the genre, were also present here, and the balance of them all was very well done, especially considering the way Band Camp failed at this vital element.In conclusion, if you're looking for an all-round good Teen Comedy, full of the usual elements, you'd be on to a winner with The Naked Mile.
Meet Erik Stifler.I would say it's worth watch it, you will definitely laugh!, but if you didn't like the other American Pie movies then don't bother.
I really enjoyed the first 2 American Pies, 3rd one had its moments and 4th one was good to look back on, Although it doesn't have any of the original characters bar Jim's dad its a good spin off, Plenty of quality events that could only happen in an American Pie film.
Its basically about Stiflers cousin who meets up with his other cousin at an event called the Naked mile, This film actually has some background story to it rather than a random film full of random events, The main character is a virgin and as his girlfriend wont have sex with him she gives him a weekend off where he can do what ever he wants, Whether he does you'll have to watch to find out, Enjoy....
OK so I thought the fourth one was probably going to be last one, personally I felt they had milked the franchise for all its worth and the previous one only rose above the ordinary on the basis of some great DVD extras.............but obviously the filmmakers thought otherwise and KNEW THAT THEY COULD MILK PEOPLE LIKE ME FOR SOME MORE.And even though I'm a sucker for a plot less comedy with loads of nudity, crude language and the kind of humour which will give lots of critics palpitations, I'm not stupid, this is the 5TH MOVIE AFTERALL.Commonsense prevailed and helped by a "oh-so-clear" title I prepared myself for loads of nudity, and jokes that would be cruder and more senseless than ever before BECAUSE THE MOST CRUDE JOKES HAVE BECOME COMMONPLACE AND FOR Filmmakers TO GET A CRUDE JOKE THAT HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN THEY HAVE TO BORDER ON THE INSANE and its only time before the cross the line into indigestible territory even for fans of jokes involving copulation with bakery items.The movie starts with a bang (literally) and one of the most memorable comic openings of a film ever 2 points of my rating is just for this hilarious scene.
Luckily I didn't raise my hopes and continued to watch the movie with my original expectations.After that this movie is a mindless ride which feels a bit like this....Nerd.NUDITY.Psycotic Family.Failed Sex Life.FUNNY.Crude Jokes.NUDITY partial but HMMMMMMMMMM............MALE ASS ARRRRGGH.STIFLER (suddenly he is a hero stifler was never about being a hero).Lots of babes in skimpy clothing (will not mention this again assume they come in the spaces henceforth).Crude Jokes involving Midgets.jokes that were stretched far beyond their potential.Hot Chicks.NUDITY.NUDITY.NUDITY MALE ASS ARGHHH.NUDITY.NUDITY FROM THE EARLIER HOT CHICKS.MORE NUDITY.(one guess which part of the movie this was he-he).CRUDE JOKES (THE ONES THAT GO OVERBOARD IT HAD TO HAPPEN).jokes that were stretched far beyond their potential.Happy Realisation..........ROMANCE!!!????.THE HAPPY ENDING (tailormade for the girls wtf when will film-makers realise that only guys rent this film girls only see it to give their guy friends company and when there are dozens of hot women willing to expose why must the cute chick remain so pure, and her friends don't expose either what the hell)And it bloody UNRATED whats with showing us full-frontal in the shower but not in the signature scenes?This basically sums up the movie acting, direction and other technical issues are a mere triviality and not really worth mentioning, the soundtrack was pretty effectively used though.I expected a lot from the DVD extras after the BANDCAMP but the extras were bad and did nothing for the movie.If you like your cinema to be sophisticated and humour subtle or like to compare SEQUEL NO 1000 to the original then please don't see this movie and then take it to the cleaners.Watch only if you are a fan of such movies and are fully prepared for films that are obviously not going to be as funny (especially compared to the originals).-s jokes that cross the line, double standards on nudity, standard sequel weakness (compensating for the missing original characters, cameos etc), lots of ordinary jokes that were stretched far beyond their potential.+/-s catered to the chicks somewhat+s loads of hot chicks and nudity, ordinary jokes inter-spaced with some really hilarious jokes especially in the first half and ONE OF THE MOST MEMORABLE COMEDY OPENINGS OF ALL TIME.Total (6/10 it met expectations but I didn't give any points for that but obviously factoring in sequel and crude comedy status).
They almost overdue it on this one...The American pies have turned into a telling of the stifflers, which is strange, but not bad.There are also so SMOKING HOT girls in this movie, and being the NAKED mile, I am sure you can guess how much clothes there wearing.If you are in the mood to see another American Pie movie, go ahead and check out this one, I wanted to see it, and finished it satisfied, I think it is worth your time..
Well all three Pies are bout sex but this one is damn EXPLICIT, well we want such thing!Remember old good Private School of 1982?And remember those stupid pointless movies about sex where just talk, talk, talk and talk again and showing nothing?It is FUNNY.
It's definitely up there with good teenage/stoner/drunk/party/coming of age/ movies, with the likes of "Van Wilder", "Harold and Kumar go to white castle", "Can't hardly wait", "grandmas boy", and "American Pie 1".
This film is about Eric Stifler attending a naked college party called The Naked Mile.The initial scene is a complete copy of the first American Pie, which makes the film seem uninspired already.
I will say that i did like the first 3 american pie movies and i liked band camp.
The Naked Mile!Don't watch if you're expecting Shakespeare dialog, an original storyline or a morally correct movie.
Gents, the naked mile is not the movie you have to watch if you are expecting something like American pie 1-3 or road trip, but it is guite a good movie to watch with your pals when you want to get a laugh at.
I, like most guys, have seen the American Pie movies.
The first three movies were awesome, Band Camp was fine but The Naked Mile, it was below expectations.
Well, move over Lou...after 26 years, you've finally met your match.I actually feel like I lost IQ points after watching it.My new top 10 worst films of all time (from the "top" down) is as follows...1.
Before giving my opinion I would like to state that I really enjoyed American Pie (the first one), for being a simple comedy with human characters and situations.the second one was mediocre, and from then all the sequels sucked.But what called my attention from this piece of crap was the "humor" (shall we call it "humor"?
The film was only sparingly funny in some scenes, but it was a complete disgrace when compared to the rest of the franchise.So I looked with absolute disdain at yet another direct-to-video sequel in the franchise, this one subtitled The Naked Mile.
It does not feel right, and just gets really awkward after awhile, taking away immense amounts of the needed humour to make this film really worthy of being called American Pie. And this is coming from a guy who loves nudity.And was there really a need to have a whole ton of material poking funny at midgets?
Their acting should be an inspiration to the rest of the cast.While it has a few bizarre tendencies, The Naked Mile has some pretty funny scenes and is a lot better than anyone could have expected.
I have been a huge American Pie fan ever since the original, and although the new actors will never be as great as the original cast, this is still a fantastic straight-to-DVD movie.
The Naked Mile definitely was fun and off the wall, and I couldn't help but think, "Where do they come up with some of these jokes?" It was by far the craziest of all the American Pie movies, and I felt a great connection with this movie than I did with Bandcamp.
It's not too bad at all.It pays homage to the previous films in the use of the Stiffler name and that Eugene Levy makes some cameo appearances, but it is not overly dependant on the other films to succeed.There are the expected sexual jokes and bawdy humour (lets be honest it wouldn't be "American Pie" without them) and the Situational comedy sequences.I felt that  after a hilarious opening scene  the film flagged in the middle, but the director managed to pull it back on track and it regained some of its sparkle.What was noticeable is that there appeared to be some full frontal female nudity and that some of the set piece scenes were slightly more explicit than the usual "T&A" we expect from the series.Overall a good addition to the series, not highbrow, no hidden deep messages  just pure unabashed smutty humour..
The plot is flat, the actors are not familiar, the characters are not special or unforgettable in any way and there is a lot of unnecessary nudity (and I mean, real nudity, just imagine some hundred people running the marathon), which was deliberately avoided in the previous movies.
With a low budget and an unknown crew, American Pie 5: The Naked Mile, can be really funny.
American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile thinks the whole thing is one big joke.All hope, wit, and any attempt at real fun was lost the second the title came into play.
i would recommend this movie to anyone who watched that disappointing American Pie 4:Band Camp.
It would be really cool if they took some time/money and made a wicked new American Pie that stays true to the early ones and makes people laugh.To bad the only way they seem to be able to continue the story is by following the Stiflers.
With more character development, better story, and original American Pie comedy I believe they could make a good movie.I think another movie about Steve Stifler would save the series.
Mixed in with other good characters and comedy I really do think it would be a fun film.Thank god for Eugene Levy, hes the only real recurring actor and I think he helps blend these movies together.
As far as teenage comedies go, the American Pie movies always had been among the best.
You would think that one erection joke would be more than enough but they just can't stop with it and really crosses the line with some incredibly stupid and far from ever likely scenes.Of course all of the American Pie movies are basically being very immature once, since basically all that they are about is getting sex.
But at least all of the previous films still had some likable characters in it and even some good writing, that made the movies some incredibly funny ones.
Plus in the other parts there is a definite story line and that's why people like the whole thing, but well this time they believe that the movie could sell on the basis of female frontal nudity alone.
I hope they make another 1, me and my friends really enjoyed and we would love to see another one come out sometime soon.Band camp was pretty funny too but i didn't think it was as good as the last 2.
I like funny movies, but not Americans movie: The Naked Mile.I give this film 2/10..
I must admit that i not at all was waiting for this film, i didn't even know that it was in production until it was there available to buy, the same as with "Band Camp" and the sequel "Beta House" with other words..Anyway, The Naked Mile is not as bad as it could have been, and it actually succeeds in giving us, the viewers, a new hilarious gang of "teens" to follow.
No "Band Camp" here with the worst acting i have ever seen, this actually gives a few laughs here and there.Although it never is as good as any of the movies in the original trilogy, it is a movie worth seeing if you like the genre.
Its American Pie, what kind of moral standards you was hoping to find from here, and other people who say this movie has no "story to tell, so tasteful etc" ?
No one forced You to look this.Look this movie if U like American Pie type of jokes, its great!.
American Pie Presents The Naked Mile.