Movie 43
Tags: comedy, fantasy, murder, adult comedy, violence, flashback, humor

Plot synopsis:
Movie 43 is a series of different sketches containing different scenes and scenarios.
=== The Pitch ===
Produced and directed by Peter Farrelly and written by Rocky Russo, Jeremy Sosenko, and Ricky Blitt
The film is composed of multiple comedy shorts presented through an overarching segment titled "The Pitch", in which Charlie Wessler (Dennis Quaid), a mad screenwriter, is attempting to pitch a script to film executive Griffin Schraeder (Greg Kinnear). After revealing several of the stories in his script, Wessler becomes agitated when Schraeder dismisses his outrageous ideas, and he pulls a gun on him and forces him to listen to multiple other stories before making Schraeder consult his manager, Bob Mone (Common), to purchase the film. When they do so, Mone's condescending, humiliating attitude toward Schraeder angers him to the point that, after agreeing to make the film "the biggest film since Howard the Duck", he confronts Mone in the parking lot with a gun and tries to make him perform fellatio on the security guard (Will Sasso) (Wessler had gotten on the lot by doing the same thing) and kill him if he does not make the film. Wessler tries to calm Schraeder down with more story ideas to no avail, but Mone pulls out a gun and shoots Schraeder to death. The segment ends with it being revealed that it is being shot by a camera crew as part of the movie, leading into the final segments.
Cast
Dennis Quaid as Charlie Wessler
Greg Kinnear as Griffin Schraeder
Common as Bob Mone
Charlie Saxton as Jay
Will Sasso as Jerry
Odessa Rae as Danita
Seth MacFarlane as himself
Mike Meldman as himself
=== Alternative version (The Thread) ===
Directed by Steven Brill and written by Rocky Russo and Jeremy Sosenko
The structure of the film released in some countries, like the United Kingdom and the Netherlands, differs. Instead of a pitch, the films are connected by a group of three teenagers searching for the most banned film in the world, Movie 43, which will ultimately lead to the destruction of civilization. Calvin Cutler (Mark L. Young) and his friend J.J. (Adam Cagley) make a video in the style of MTV's Jackass and upload it on YouTube where it instantly reaches over 1,000,000 views. This turns out to be an April Fool's prank from Calvin's younger brother Baxter (Devin Eash), who cloned YouTube and hyper-inflated the views while working on his science project. Calvin and J.J. attempt to get revenge. They tell Baxter of a film that's so dangerous it will cause the annihilation of the world. The movie is known as Movie 43. While J.J. and Baxter look for Movie 43 on Google, Calvin retrieves Baxter's laptop and loads it with viruses from porn sites, and masturbates to a strip tease video on the porn sites in a bathroom. Baxter finds hundreds of results for Movie 43 on a website referred to by him as a dark corner of the Internet. They find the sketches starting from the 43rd search on the list of results. As he and J.J. keep watching videos, they are interrupted by a man known as Vrankovich (Fisher Stevens) and a group of Chinese mobsters (Tim Chou and James Hsu) who are tempted to find Movie 43, even going as far as to take J.J.'s classmate Stevie Schraeder (Nate Hartley), film executive Griffin Schraeder's oldest son, hostage. Vrankovich warns them that if they find Movie 43, civilization will be left to ruins. They ignore his claims and keep searching. They eventually find the real, the one and only Movie 43, which turns out to involve Baxter as a profane commando who leads a group of recruits to survive after the world has ended. As Calvin finishes ruining Baxter's laptop, their mother (Beth Littleford) enters, wearing the same shirt and shorts that the woman in the strip tease video wore, causing Calvin to flip out after realizing that he had masturbated to a video of his mother. He also has visions, and finds semen from his erect crotch on his hand causing him to stare at his hand in shock and horror. Afterward, a deadly earthquake rumbles and mankind is lost. However, a few years later the only survivor, a crippled Calvin, finds Baxter's laptop still working despite viral infections. He watches the last remaining skits on the laptop. This version of the film was released in the U.S. as part of the Blu-ray Disc of Movie 43 as an unrated alternate cut of the film.
Cast
Mark L. Young as Calvin Cutler
Adam Cagley as J.J.
Devin Eash as Baxter Cutler
Fisher Stevens as Vrankovich/Minotaur
Tim Chou as Chinese Gangster #1
James Hsu as Chinese Gangster #2
Nate Hartley as Stevie Schraeder
Liz Carey as Sitara
Beth Littleford as Mrs. Cutler
=== Segments ===
==== The Catch ====
Produced and directed by Peter Farrelly and written by Bill O'Malley and Rocky Russo & Jeremy Sosenko
Beth (Kate Winslet) is a single businesswoman who goes on a blind date with Davis (Hugh Jackman), the city's most eligible bachelor. When the two arrive together at a restaurant, Beth is shocked when he removes his scarf, revealing a pair of testicles dangling from his neck. Over dinner it confuses her that Davis fails to acknowledge his anatomical abnormality, and that nobody seems to be surprised by it. When two friends of Davis (Roy Jenkins and Katie Finneran) come by, one of them convinces him to give Beth a kiss. Davis agrees, but when he kisses her, his neck-testicles are dangling near Beth's mouth, causing her to scream and budge out of the kiss.
Cast
Hugh Jackman as Davis
Kate Winslet as Beth
Roy Jenkins as Ray
Rocky Russo as Waiter Jake
Anna Madigan as Abby
Julie Claire as Pam
Katie Finneran as Angie
==== Homeschooled ====
Directed by Will Graham and written by Will Graham & Jack Kukoda
Having recently moved, Sean (Alex Cranmer) and Clare (Julie Ann Emery) have coffee with their new neighbors. The neighbors, Robert (Liev Schreiber) and Samantha (Naomi Watts) have a teenage son, Kevin (Jeremy Allen White), whom they have home-schooled. Sean and Clare begin inquiring about the homeschooling, and the numerous manners in which Robert and Samantha have replicated a high school environment within their home, going as far as hazing, bullying, and giving out detentions, are revealed. They also throw high school parties and Samantha instigates Kevin's "first kiss" with him. Visibly disturbed, the neighbors end up meeting Kevin, who says he is going out and gives them the impression that all is fine: until he reveals a doll made of a mop with Samantha's face on it, referring to the doll as his girlfriend.
Cast
Jeremy Allen White as Kevin Miller
Liev Schreiber as Robert Miller
Naomi Watts as Samantha Miller
Alex Cranmer as Sean
Julie Ann Emery as Clare
==== The Proposition ====
Directed by Steve Carr and written by Rocky Russo & Jeremy Sosenko
Julie (Anna Faris) and Doug (Chris Pratt) have been in a relationship for a year. When he attempts to propose to her, she reveals to him that she is a coprophiliac, and asks him to defecate on her in the bedroom. Urged by his best friend Larry (J.B. Smoove) and others to go along with it, he eats a large meal and drinks a bottle of laxative prior to the event. Wanting foreplay, Julie is angered when Doug wants to finish, and she runs into the street. Chasing after her, he is then hit by a car and graphically evacuates his bowels everywhere. She cradles him and apologizes; covered and surrounded by his excrement on the road, she exclaims that it is the "most beautiful thing" she has ever seen and accepts his marriage proposal. (In the end credits, Julie and Doug are mistakenly renamed Vanessa and Jason by Rocky Russo, Jeremy Sosenko, Steve Carr, Peter Farrelly, and Charles B. Wessler).
Cast
Anna Faris as Julie (aka Vanessa)
Chris Pratt as Doug (aka Jason)
J. B. Smoove as Larry
Jarrad Paul as Bill
Maria Arcé as Christine
Aaron LaPlante as Friend
==== Veronica ====
Directed by Griffin Dunne and written by Matthew Alec Portenoy
Neil (Kieran Culkin) is working a night shift at a local grocery store. His ex-girlfriend, Veronica (Emma Stone), comes through his line and the two begin arguing, which soon turns into sexual discussion and flirtation as they lament over their relationship; unbeknownst to them, Neil's intercom microphone broadcasts the entire explicit conversation throughout the store, where various elderly people and vagrants tune in. After she leaves in tears, the customers agree to cover his shift while he goes after her.
Cast
Kieran Culkin as Neil
Emma Stone as Veronica
Arthur French as Old man
Brooke Davis as Tall lady
Josh Shuman as Short man
==== iBabe ====
Directed by Steven Brill and written by Claes Kjellstrom & Jonas Wittenmark & Tobias Carlson and Rocky Russo & Jeremy Sosenko
A developing company is having a meeting in their headquarters over their newly released product, the "iBabe", which is a life-sized, realistic replica of a nude woman which functions as an MP3 player. The boss (Richard Gere) listens to his various workers (Kate Bosworth, Aasif Mandvi and Jack McBrayer) argue over the placement of a fan that was built into the genital region of the iBabe, which is dismembering the penises of teenage boys who attempt to have sex with them. The board members then agree to strongly emphasize the dangers of the product via its new commercials.
Cast
Richard Gere as Boss
Kate Bosworth as Arlene
Jack McBrayer as Brian
Aasif Mandvi as Robert
Darby Lynn Totten as Woman
Marc Ambrose as Chappy
Cathy Cliften as iBabe #1
Cherina Monteniques Scott as iBabe #2
Zach Lasry as Boy
==== Superhero Speed Dating ====
Co-edited and directed by James Duffy and written by Will Carlough
Robin (Justin Long) and his cohort Batman (Jason Sudeikis) are in Gotham City at a speed dating establishment seeking out a bomb threat by their nemesis, Penguin (John Hodgman). While Robin attempts to connect with various women through speed dating including Lois Lane (Uma Thurman) and Supergirl (Kristen Bell), Batman encounters his ex Wonder Woman (Leslie Bibb) and attempts to stop Penguin from detonating Supergirl, who later turns out to be the Riddler (Will Carlough) in disguise, which Batman already knew and was screwing with Robin, who kissed "her" moments before unveiling.
Cast
Justin Long as Robin
Jason Sudeikis as Batman
Uma Thurman as Lois Lane
Bobby Cannavale as Superman
Kristen Bell as Supergirl
John Hodgman as The Penguin
Leslie Bibb as Wonder Woman
Will Carlough as Riddler
Katrina Bowden as Stacey
==== Machine Kids ====
Written, co-edited, and directed by Jonathan van Tulleken
A faux-Public service announcement about children stuck in machines and how adults' criticism of these particular machines affect the feelings of the children stuck inside the machines. This commercial was paid for by the "Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Children Inside Machines".
==== Middleschool Date ====
Directed by Elizabeth Banks and written by Elizabeth Wright Shapiro
Nathan (Jimmy Bennett) and Amanda (Chloë Grace Moretz) are watching television after school at Nathan's house as their first "middle school" date. When they begin to kiss, his older brother Mikey (Christopher Mintz-Plasse) enters the living room and makes fun of them. Amanda then discovers she is menstruating and tries to hide it, and when Nathan sees blood on her pants, he panics and believes her to be bleeding to death, causing a debacle, which would later have Nathan and Mikey's father Steve (Patrick Warburton) and Amanda's father (Matt Walsh) involved. Amanda calls them out on their stupidity and feels embarrassed to know that she's getting her first period in front of them and they don't know what to do about it. When she leaves with her father, Nathan yells that the process of keeping the lining of her internal organs intact by inserting his erect phallus into her vagina is much too complicated and Mikey agrees. Steve cheers them up by farting in front of them. As Mikey goes to the bathroom, Nathan and Steve watch a game on television, which has a very graphic Tampax commercial in which a girl gets eaten by a shark due to her menstruating.
Cast
Christopher Mintz-Plasse as Mikey
Chloë Grace Moretz as Amanda
Jimmy Bennett as Nathan
Patrick Warburton as Steve (Nathan and Mikey's father)
Matt Walsh as Amanda's father
==== Tampax ====
Directed by Patrik Forsberg and written by Patrik Forsberg & Olle Sarri
Another faux-commercial involving two women who go swimming in the sea. As the women submerge into the water, a great shark suddenly appears and eats one of the women. A tagline appears, reading: "Tampax. Now Leak-Proof"
==== Happy Birthday ====
Directed by Brett Ratner and written by Jacob Fleisher
Pete (Johnny Knoxville) captures a leprechaun (Gerard Butler) for his roommate Brian (Seann William Scott) as a birthday present. After tying the leprechaun up in the basement, they demand he give them a pot of gold. The obscene leprechaun threatens that his brother is coming to save him. When he arrives, Brian and Pete are shot at but ultimately kill both leprechauns. At the end of the segment, Pete reveals he has also caught a fairy (Esti Ginzburg) who performs fellatio for gold coins.
Cast
Gerard Butler as Leprechaun #1, Leprechaun #2
Johnny Knoxville as Pete
Seann William Scott as Brian
Esti Ginzburg as Storybook fairy
==== Truth or Dare ====
Produced and directed by Peter Farrelly and written by Greg Pritikin
Donald (Stephen Merchant) and Emily (Halle Berry) are on a date together at a Mexican restaurant. Tired of typical first dates, Emily challenges Donald to a game of truth or dare. She dares him to grab a man’s buttocks, and he follows with daring her to blow out the birthday candles on a blind boy’s cake. The game rapidly escalates to extremes, in which both of them get plastic surgery and tattoos, and humiliate themselves. When Donald and Emily arrive back at Emily's apartment, they praise their date. Donald tries to kiss her, but she rejects him, claiming she's not attracted to Asian men (which he was surgically altered to resemble). It is revealed that she was joking and invites him to have sex with her as she shows him her enlarged breasts.
Cast
Halle Berry as Emily
Stephen Merchant as Donald
Sayed Badreya as Large man
Snooki as Herself
Caryl West as Waitress
Ricki Noel Lander as Nurse Elizabeth
Paloma Felisberto as Bachelorette party girl
Jasper Grey as Patron
Benny Harris as Blanco the bartender
Zen Gesner as Stripper
==== Victory’s Glory ====
Directed by Rusty Cundieff and written by Rocky Russo & Jeremy Sosenko
Set in 1959, Coach Jackson (Terrence Howard) is lecturing his all-black basketball team before their first game against an all-white team. Worried about losing the game, the timid players are lectured by the coach about their superiority in the sport over their white counterparts, which he expresses vulgarly. When the game ensues, the all-white team loses miserably yet rejoices in a single point they earn.
Cast
Terrence Howard as Coach Jackson
Aaron Jennings as Anthony
Corey Brewer as Wallace
Jared Dudley as Moses
Larry Sanders as Bishop
Jay Ellis as Lucious
Brian Flaccus as White guy #1
Brett Davern as White guy #2
Evan Dumouchel as White guy #3
Sean Rosales as White guy #4
Logan Holladay as White guy #5
Mandy Kowalski as Cheerleader
Eric Stuart as Narrator
==== Beezel ====
Written and directed by James Gunn
Played mid-credits, Amy (Elizabeth Banks) worries that her boyfriend Anson’s (Josh Duhamel) cat, Beezel (an animated cartoon), is coming between their relationship. Beezel seems to detest Amy and anyone who comes between him and Anson, but Anson only sees Beezel as innocent. One day, Amy witnesses Beezel masturbating to summer vacation photos of Anson in a swimsuit. Beezel attacks her and violently urinates on her. Anson still finds his pet innocent but Amy threatens to leave if he doesn't get rid of Beezel. Caring more about his relationship, Anson agrees to find a new home for him. That night, from a closet, Beezel tearfully watches the couple make love (whilst sodomizing himself with a hairbrush and dry humping a stuffed teddy bear). The next day when it comes time to take Beezel away, he is nowhere to be found. Amy goes outside to look. Beezel then runs her over with a truck and attempts to shoot her to death with a shotgun, but she chases him into the street and begins beating him with a shovel, which is witnessed by a group of children attending a birthday party at a neighboring house. When Anson approaches to see what is happening, Amy tries to explain Beezel’s motives. Beezel acts innocent and Anson sides with his cat. The children of the party then attack and murder Amy for beating up Beezel, stabbing her with plastic forks. Anson grabs Beezel, as Beezel again fantasizes about French kissing his owner.
Cast
Elizabeth Banks as Amy
Josh Duhamel as Anson
Emily Alyn Lind as Birthday girl
Michelle Gunn as Mommy
Christina Linhardt as Party clown
==== Find Our Daughter ====
Written and directed by Bob Odenkirk
In this segment that was cut from the film, Maude (Julianne Moore) and George (Tony Shalhoub) are looking for their breast-flashing daughter Susie (Jordanna Taylor) with the help of the private eye (Bob Odenkirk), who is behind the camera with only one clue which is a small video that features their daughter. The scene was included as an extra on the DVD and Blu-ray release.
Cast
Julianne Moore as Maude
Tony Shalhoub as George
Jordanna Taylor as Susie
Bob Odenkirk as Private Investigator
==== The Apprentice ====
Written and directed by Steve Baker and Damon Escott
The second segment that was cut from the film follows Wayne (Anton Yelchin), a shy apprentice mortician who is secretly a necrophiliac at the hospital he works at. One night, a body he's having sex with is brought back to life from the pressure of his thrusts. His supervisor Bob (Shane Jacobson) suddenly walks in and mistakenly believes that Wayne has performed a life-saving operation of some kind. The staff at the hospital and the media congratulate him while a news reporter asks what he did to save her. Unable to conjure an answer, one of the cops on scene tells everyone else they can just watch the security tapes to find out. As they rush to the security room, Wayne is given a personal thanks by the girl (Maria Volk) he revived, upon which he responds with an awkward "Your Welcome". Unlike Find Our Daughter, this segment was not included in the DVD or Blu-ray release and instead premiered at the 2014 LA Comedy Festival.
Cast
Anton Yelchin as Wayne
Shane Jacobson as Bob
Maria Volk as Girl
Christopher Kirby as Cop

Review: I don't know, maybe I just have a strange sense of humor, but I thought this movie was funny.
It isn't even that I'm a prude or hate gross-out humor, I'm 18 for crying out loud- I just have the ability to recognize when someone put actual effort and thought into making a movie funny and when Hollywood is laughing AT US, instead of vice versa.
I have never written a review before, but I feel that writing one is the best way to clean my mind of the crappy film I have witnessed.
It's funny too!In short, Movie 43 is a disjointed mess, full of lousy jokes, terrible writing, and actors that no doubt deserve to be in something else.
You either love this movie or hate it, judging by  the votes and comments, but I loved it, and many others will too - so  give it a chance and watch, don't just read the bad reviews.
Perhaps you won't find this movie suitable to your "evolved" pallets, but for those of us that still laugh at farts, and make dick jokes and think seeing someone getting punched in the balls is funny, then you should be amused by this one.
A-List stars doing nasty stuff.AMAZING how they got away with it!!The only thing that would have made the movie any better (worse) than it is, is if they had Dennis' crazy brother Randy Quaid in it..
The funny jokes you already saw in the preview and since you see them coming a mile away and the movie is an enormous buzz kill you won't even laugh.
I encourage you to get drunk.A special mention goes to Gerard Butler, who as a leprechaun does the best work of his career in a segment so stupid it makes you want to kick every leprechaun you will never see.This was by far the worst movie I've seen in a while..
I have watched bad movies like the gamer but this is the worst of the worst in the same low level as the gamer.
This movie is so bad and unfunny that I finally caved and created an IMDb account to warn you - they good people fighting the good fight not to watch this atrocity.
The jokes might be funny if you're in pre-K but for anyone else they're disgusting and awful.Even if you thought Epic Movie and the rest of those movies were the greatest ever you may have trouble laughing.This is the kind of movie where you spend most of it trying to figure out why anyone would consider going through the process of writing and directing it.I can't imagine why these great actors would agree to do such an awful movie..
Millions of people watch sketches like this on YouTube everyday but may a movie well that's just ridiculous, calm down.
Not just in the sense that it goes out of its way over and over again to be offensive, but in that it goes well out of its way to avoid ever being funny.If you have ever written a script, poem or short story, it is guaranteed to be better than Movie 43.
My girlfriend was feeling a bit depressed so I decided to take her to see this "comedy" and now regret every second that I spend watching it.It is one of those movies, which show all the interesting bits in the trailer and then fill up the rest with idiotic stuff.
Pointless.Yes, there is a variety of stars appearing in the scenes, but that ain't gonna stop me from trying to make anyone who wishes to see it skip movie day.Much to my amazement (i thought it's just me that feels stupid about it), the entire movie theater looked relieved when the movie ended.
I wanted to get up and leave the theater so bad but spending almost $10 on a movie...I figured I'll get my moneys worth first.
I agree with a previous review, there hasn't been a movie this bad ever; Valentines Day or the New Year's Eve crap Garry Marshal got high and attached his name too were not even close to this pile of crap.
I saw my first five-star film of the year, Lincoln, a film that will surely rank as one of the best by the time my end of year review comes around.And then I watched Movie 43.Is it possible for there to be a worse film in 2013?
Without these huge Hollywood stars it would be a complete disaster, but when you see Hugh Jackman, Gerard Butler, Kate Winslet, Halle Berry and others, you unwillingly start to think that probably this movie has some value.If you enjoy humor like in Jay and Silent Bob, you have got to see Movie 43.
The one thing that was omitted from the blurb is that the movie isn't particularly funny.The film is a series of episodes that play out as Dennis Quaid's character pitches them to a producer.
The only reason that would explain why good stars would get caught up in a misfire like "Movie 43", other than being paid a lot of money for a small amount of work, which apparently they weren't, is that maybe they only ever saw their segment and were unaware of the content of the others - maybe?
Awful Not funny No plot Waste of time It's what I've come to expect when there are several good actors/actresses in a movie.
I understand that some people might enjoy serious, thought provoking films while others might enjoy the movies that are ridiculousness enough to make you laugh.
Alright, I'm gunna spare you the paragraph This movie was god awful I mean, yes this the latest in the line of (unfortunately) high grossing films portraying the ever downwards spiraling of Hollywood, but I mean come on people Each vignette slowly pulled me closer and closer to the power button on my TV, and yet the sheer crudeness of the acting and LSD infused script sat me back down to stomach the best this film industry could give me.
Going into this movie I had very high hopes, I mean just looking at the cast alone makes me get excited and then the trailers showed a lot of funny jokes, and apparently the only funny jokes, the rest kind of just well fall short of even nod worthy, absolute worst movie of 2013 and that is including 21 and Over, who ever okay'd this movie to be made needs to not only be fired but lined up and fired at, with all the DVDs this thing didn't and won't sell, because any human being with even a sliver of a brain can look at this and just scoff in utter disgust as they should.
It angers me that people are able to give movies like this a 10/10 rating, it makes a mockery of the IMDb rating system, this film was beyond poor.
I honestly feel bad for the actors that have starred in this movie.
I had high hopes for this movie after seeing the trailer, I'm just glad I didn't waste my money watching it at the cinema, gave the movie a chance and it disappointed me at every step..
The star power cannot save a movie if the script, plot, story, dialogs or any other film-making factor don't meet up at least to the minimum requisites.
Movie 43 is not at all enjoyable & if you are tired of reading the same negative reviews everywhere, I will directly say - "DO NOT WATCH IT UNLESS YOU HAVE FREE TIME, NO MIND, NO CS & FREE TICKETS!"The anthology made me grow inquisitive and boy, was it funny?
Directed by a slew of different directors (but mostly by Peter Ferrely) and starring Kate Winslet, Liev Schreiber, Anna Faris, Naomi Watts, Hugh Jackman, Halle Berry and the list goes on (but you've surely seen the trailers by now) "Movie 43" is the newest movie hoping to push the boundaries of the raunchy American comedy.
In saying that, while I don't share quite the same loathsome regard for this film as many of my fellow critics do, those who come out of "Movie 43" proclaiming it a laugh riot, are probably the same people who classify Adam Sandler as a comedian or amuse themselves by watching syndicated episodes of America's Funniest Home Videos.
Even with its star power and the potential comedic material each sketch promises, "Movie 43" isn't really a film worth watching.
In fact, I will go so far as to make the early prediction that this is one film which seems destined to make it onto more than a few peoples "worst of 2013" lists.Aside from the first two sketches (which are admittedly pretty damn funny) a final sketch which works primarily because of Terrance Howard (the African American basketball skit from the trailer) and a post final credit segment concerning a woman played by Elizabeth Banks, who is jealous of her boyfriend's pet cat (animated cat) that is somewhat funny, "Movie 43" is simply not nearly as funny as it promotes itself to be.
So even to say that one should see "Movie 43" because it is the most vulgar movie of all time is in fact a misnomer; but one which will undoubtedly result in garnering more ticket sales.Side Note: This is the type of sketch comedy movie that seems as if the actors had more fun making it than anybody could have watching it.
But creating comedic parallels between "Movie 43" and SNL may be a misconception, when sadly most of this film is motivated by uninventive poo poo and pee pee jokes, more so the likes of the defunked MADTV, than any other sketch comedy show.Final Thought: Even though it's the cocktail of wishful thinking that maybe the next bit is going to be better than the last boring bit, or the morbid curiosity that comes from wanting to see who will be the next big name actor/actress to make an appearance that does give this film it's momentum, "Movie 43" is severely hindered by the fact that it contains a runtime longer than 15 minutes.
I cannot understand why some of the better known actors took part in this movie.I have a warped sense of humor, but I feel totally ripped off.
Movie 43 is an absolutely brutal movie with a terrible storyline that just set the whole movie up for a bunch of incredible disgusting and just not funny sketches starring some very talented actors playing unlikeable,disgusting and offensive characters.The movie cast is surprisingly brilliant,starring some very different actors,from Richard Gere to Emma Stone to Hugh Jackman to Jason Sudekis,and it really depressed me that such great actors wasted their talent in these ridiculous sketches,I honestly don't understand how they read the script and thought it was a good idea to star.There was not a single sketch that I liked,I am sensitive to vulgar humour,I'm a fan of stuff like South Park and American Pie,but this movie went way too far,with several jokes about incest,children losing fingers because of a music device that looks like a naked woman and a gay cartoon cat,it was incredibly offensive and just unwatchable.Whether Anna Faris wants Chris Pratt to take a dump on her,Halle Berry and Stephen Merchant want to play a dare competition or Keiran Culkin and Emma Stone want to do weird things to each other,Movie 43 is a terrible movie in every way,that a fantastic cast can't even make enjoyable,I wouldn't recommend it to anyone,avoid it in all ways necessary ,it is one of the worst movies I've ever seen.When two close friends and ones younger brother learn about Movie 43,the most banned film on Earth,they go to the dark corners of the internet to find it,which leads to a series of strange sketches they find online..
Including the security guards at the studio that let these people on the lot to make this film.I would highly recommend that you avoid this movie, like you would avoid herpes.
If not, don't waste your money!By the way, I'm 18 and enjoy comedy movies like American Pie and I absolutely hated this.
I can't believe actual respected actors took part in making this I don't even know how to describe this calling it a movie will be an insult to all movies out there I have seen some stupid vile comedies in my days but this one takes the bank.
They did the joke better.Strange movie...very strange...and I'm now I'm being forced to add another few lines to my review...which can not end either...Right now I'm watching Elizabeth Banks beat a cartoon cat, then get attacked, and stabbed by a group of kids.....Is it over now???
The acting is of course amazing, and I personally believe that the story line, although seemingly nonexistent, is also a great work of art, no matter how random and arbitrary it is.I love this movie.
Movie 43 The best part of watching theatrical releases online is you don't have to pay $16 to sit through 20-foot-tall car commercials.However, none of the films streaming in this comedy could every make it to the silver screen.To get revenge on his computer-whiz brother Baxter (Devin Eash), Calvin (Mark L.
This horrible piece of filmed theater, yes, it is so bad that I think it does not deserve the title of movie.
The process that I had to go through in order to leave a review is ridiculous but I want to save all the people who haven't yet wasted their time both paying and watching this awful movie.
This film is by far the worst thing i have EVER!seen, the acting was bad the story lines were bad it was crude and just plain awful.
(Almost like "So bad, it's good", but on purpose) However, upon resuming the film and really paying attention, it becomes clear that this isn't an attempt at "Anti-Humor." These performers, directors and writers are honestly trying to tell good jokes.
And to be blunt, I don't think they would be clever enough in these circumstances to even attempt purposeful "Anti- Humor.""Movie 43" is one of those bad films that you won't soon forget.
Wow. So many big names in the worst movie of all time.
This movie is so bad,don't know what to say,i only watched it because of Emma Stone.There were good stars but it's such bad movie i mean it's like "The Expendables" filled with stars but filled with bad lines,only a person under the age of 15 can think this is funny.I do not recommend that you watch this movie if you like good or normal rated movies but if you have time and nothing else to do or just love Emma Stone(like i do)you should watch it,or just if you are under the age of 15.You will be bored to hell while watching this movie,i mean they had a good idea,good stars starring in the movie,but so bad lines,i mean so bad.Yes,the movie is worse than the "Lord of the rings" or every other normal rated movie that has got these great actors,but it's not the worst movie ever seen.Like MaryAnn Johanson said "Oh, this is adorable!
The marketing team must have had a hell of a time trying to sell "Movie 43" to the general public because it's a comedy that really isn't about anything.
I did not find this movie funny or even slightly entertaining.How could anyone in their right minds use so much money on this garbage, and with these great actors.Don't waste money on this, not to encourage piracy but if you really want to see what the fuzz is about then go watch it there.
Or walk out of the movie theater when you can still get your money back.(Random filler so i can post this review and prevent future time waste)......
Some will say that they have never seen more stupid, "shit humor" comedy, while others will really enjoy the form and elegance and actual wit and depth of the movie.It probably wouldn't work at all if those star actors weren't there, people would simply not watch it past couple of scenes.I suggest people who go to watch Movie 43 to open their mind a little bit, prepare to be challenged at some of their core values and have some really good time.
I knew going into this that it was not gonna be great, but I should have known how far it would sink.This film pretends to have a plot, but it's just an excuse for a bunch of talented actors to do unfunny and disgusting things.
This film is hardly worth of writing any review, maybe only to warn those who did not see it yet and unaware of disastrous movie-going experience that awaits them.
At least this former movie did not claim to be trying to be good...This film is now my all time favorite worst film because it meets that criteria on every level except maybe for some of the actors and I imagine many never knew that this would be the finished product or would have never have signed up for it.I love fellow Aussie, Hugh Jackman, but "what were you thinking, mate?" Fair dink-um and stone the crows, this movie will haunt you and everyone else involved for the rest of their lives and maybe a few decades beyond that.
Is Movie 43 the worst film ever made?
Seriously someone should have said "maybe this isn't has funny has you guys think it is" and just scrap it.I wanted to see this because, like everyone else there are a lot of great actors in it......but...
Sometimes a movie is bad, but it's actually fun and entertaining to watch.
And it's really a big waste of these actors talents to be in such a movie without any taste in humor.
Don't waste your time watching it.This movie was a disastrous experiment..