Dude, Where's My Car?
Tags: comedy, cult, humor, entertaining, stupid

Plot synopsis:
Jesse (Ashton Kutcher) and Chester (Seann William Scott) are two dim-witted potheads who wake up one morning and can't remember what happened the night before. There is a lifetime supply of pudding in the kitchen. Their girlfriends The Twins, Wanda (Jennifer Garner) and Wilma (Marla Sokoloff), call and remind them its their one-year anniversary. Jesse and Chester decide they must have gotten the twins gifts and they are in the car. They go outside and cannot find Jesse's car. It is decided that they need to practice altered conscious memory retrieval by putting themselves into the state of mind of the night before. They go to their friend Nelson's (David Herman) house where they have a talk about reclaiming their memory as well as watch Nelson's cannibas-loving dog smoke on a pipe. Later, they are hungry from smoking all that weed and decide to go to Chinese Foooood, a drive-through Chinese restaurant where the beligerent woman, who takes their order, annoys Jesse so much by repeating "and then?" that he destroys the drive-up speaker.Being a pacifist against violence, Nelson drops them off on the street where they meet the local hot girl Christy Boner (Kristy Swanson), "el fuego of all that is el fuego". They are surprised when she recognizes them and tells them what a nice time she had the night before. Then her jock boyfriend Tommy (Charlie O'Connell) shows up with his friends and threatens "stoner bashin' time" if Jesse and Chester talk to Christy again.In an effort to retrace their steps, they end up at the Kitty Kat Club, a local strip bar where they are well known by the dancers, further perplexing them as to what exactly happened the night before. Here Jesse meets Tania, a "gender challenged male" who angrily tells him that she gave him a suitcase full of stolen money to keep safe for her and she wants it back.Jesse and Chester decide to go to The Twins house to try to remember the night before. They try to help The Twins clean the house but fail when they accidenly spill garbage all over the living room floor. Wilma and Wanda kick them out proclaiming they never to anything right.At this point the Jesse and Chester are kidnapped by a group of space nerds who follow Zoltan (Hal Sparks). The nerds tell them that last night they were in possession of a mysterious and powerful device called the Continuum Transfunctioner, and the nerds are searching for this device.Upon being dropped off back on Main Street, the guys visit the local tailor, Mr. Lee, who gives them their special suits that they ordered the night before. They both find matching tattoos on their backs in which Jesse's reads 'Dude' and Chester's reads 'Sweet'. Chester finds a Rubiks Cube in his suit. They also realize they have cell phones and have leased a convertible sportscar. Sweet!Out on the street, they are approached on the street by a five strange-looking women, wearing black jumpsuits, who proclaim themselves 'Hot Chicks'. They offer to give Jesse and Chester "erotic pleasure" in exchange for the Continuum Transfunctioner. Tania once again shows up asking for her money and the five Hot Chicks disappear. At this point Jesse and Chester are arrested by the police after being mistaken for thieves and are interrogated at the police station by a pair of overzealous beat cops. Once they are proved innocent, they find out that their car was found last night by the police, but unfortunately it was impounded by the sight-challenged officer Rick.Meanwhile, the five Hot Chicks travel to the pizza parlor where Jesse and Chester work to look for them, when they meet Tommy and his goons engouring on some pizza just as Kristy has had enough of Tommy's macho attitude and she walks out on him. The Hot Chicks approach Tommy and offer him "erotic pleasure" if they can get the Continuum Transfunctioner away from Jesse and Chester. Tommy sends them to the workplace of The Twins, who work as councelors at a local blind school and summer camp. Wilma and Wonda meet the Hot Chicks whom ask the whereabouts of Jesse and Chester, and they become angry. At the same time, Tommy and his friends kidnap Nelson, and calls Jesse and Chester to arrange the transfer of Nelson for the Continuum Transfunctioner.After leaving the police station, Jesse and Chester meet a pair of gay-looking Nordic dudes who claim to be the Keepers of the Continuum Transfunctioner. They lent it to Jesse and Chester the night before. But the guys are more suspicious then ever and shake the two mysterious guys off. Our heroes go home to their house only to meet The Twins who break up with them. Overcome with love for The Twins, Jesse and Chester realize they must have really good anniversary gifts in the car and resume the search.Jesse and Chester arrive at a car impound lot where they are told that their car was sold at auction, but are able to get the address of the buyer. At this point they are once again approached by the Nordic dudes and they send them to Chinese Foooood to keep them busy with the non-English speaking Chinese lady over the order intercom.While they are on their way to the buyer's place, Jesse and Chester are kidnapped by the space nerds again and taken to their leader's country house, only to find out The Twins are bound and gagged and being held hostage by Zoltan until he receives the Continuum Transfunctioner.Jesse and Chester are allowed to leave and they follow the address of the man who purchased their car at auction to a very secure ostrich compound. They sneak over the fence in only to be attacked by several ostriches and are then captured and caged for poaching by the compound owner Pierre (Brent Spiner), an eccentric ostrich breeder. Jesse and Chester are freed when Chester knows the answer to the question Pierre poses thanks to his constant watching of Animal Planet. Pierre offers to give them their car back only to discover it has been stolen from the compound. All Pierre was able to recover was a locker key from a locker at Captain Stu's Space-O-Rama, a local minature golf course and video arcade.As nightfall arrives, Jesse and Chester arrive at the Space-O-Rama and find a stash of cool stuff in the locker, including Captain Stu tickets, a cool straw, and the suitcase full of money. Tania and her transsexual boyfriend, Patty, show up and take the money. Jesse and Chester use the Captain Stu tickets to buy a fake Continuum Transfunctioner. They then call Zoltan and Tommy claiming that they have the Continuum Transfunctioner. Zoltan shows up and trades The Twins for the fake Transfunctioner. Just then, Tommy shows up and steals the fake Transfunctioner and lets Nelson free. The five Hot Chicks and the two Nordic Dudes show up, both claming to be the Keepers of the Continuum Transfunctioner. Even Christy Boner shows up and has a quick meeting of the minds with Nelson, while Jesse and Chester's boss, also shows up with pizza after Chester annoymously called requesting pizza.Just then, Chester then solves the Rubiks Cube (which he has been working on the entire time since finding it in his colored suit) which suddenly glows and morphs into a strange silver-painted globe and it is revealed to be the Continuum Transfunctioner. The Transfunctioner is now activated and will destroy the universe unless the true Keepers can turn it off. Jesse and Chester decide who the real Keepers are by asking a question about the 18th hole of putt-putt the night before. Only the real Keepers know that they won a lifetime supply of pudding by getting a hole in one. The two alien Nordic dudes answer correctly and are given back the Transfunctioner which they deactivate it.The universe is saved until the Hot Chicks scream with rage and morph into a "Super Hot Giant Alien Chick" and go after the Continuum Transfunctioner. The Nordic Dudes attempt to use the device to bannish the giant to Hoboken, New Jersey, only to get flung aside, and the Transfunctioner lads in Jesse's hands. The Giant Alien Chick then eats Tommy, while Christy reacts with indifference. Jesse and Chester are forced to run outside in the putt-putt golf course and the Giant Chick follows them. Jesse and Chester must activate the Photon Accelerator Annihilation Beam to destroy her. Chester once again saves the day thanks to his love of Animal Planet by using a straw as a tool to push the button. Tommy however is still alive when he gets blown out of the giant alien chick's body.Christy falls in love with Nelson. The Nordic Dudes take the space nerds to a party in the Crab Nebula. Everyone's memory is erased by the Nordic Dudes as they use the Continuum Transfuctioner to reverse time to the very begining of the movie.In the morning, Jesse and Chester can't remember the night before, but at least they find the car outside (which was hidden behind a mail truck this whole time) and drive to The Twins house where they exchange gifts and receive a special gift from the Keepers of the Continuum Transfunctioner. They get in the car to drive and get some Chinese Foooood.

Review: This one won't win any awards (with a name like "Dude, Where's My Car?" one wouldn't expect it to be a contender, anyway), but for all of us who have had a "night to remember" that we forgot, it's damn funny..
Of all the stupid (yet funny) movies out there, "Dude, Where's My Car?" is definitely one of the funniest.Nowadays, so many stupid/funny stoner movies are out, but none can really compare to the hilariousness that Chester and Jesse bring out of each other.
(Shibby, which could stand for ANYthing, really.) Being the first to fully implement the words "Dude" and "Sweet", Jesse and Chester deserve two thumbs-up for this stoner movie.
Dude Where's My Car is one of those movies that is so stupid, that it is hilarious.
I totally recommend this movie to people who like stupid comedy.And theeeen......
The couple of people that actually wrote a good review for this said that it was so stupid that it was funny.
Well, I don't think it was any stupider than most of the unfunny "comedies" that have come out lately...And a lot of people compared the to "Bill and Ted".
I have to admit it,the plot (2 guys not remembering what they did the night before and ending up in an intergalactic crisis)is every bit as ridiculous as it sounds,but the truth is, for some twisted reason , I like this movie.
If people don't like this kind of stuff,why did they choose to watch it in the first place?Whatever this movie lacks in intelligence is compensated by the talent of its two stars:Seann William Scott is as entertaining as in American Pie and Road Trip,and as for Ashton Kutcher...Well,That 70's Show aside,he's never really managed to be this funny again.
And so should the audience.So,if you want to watch something that's funny but intelligent,watch a Woody Allen movie,or Wes Anderson's films,or The Simpsons,but if you want to watch something that just makes you laugh without having you focus on the story,I strongly recommend Dude,Where's My Car?..
As soon as it comes out on video, it's going straight to my "stupidly funny movie" collection, along with Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure and American Pie. Look, if you're willing to lower your IQ to that of the average stoner and-G*d forbid-have a good time at the movies, go see Dude, Where's my Car?
This proves that movies can be stupid and funny at the same time.
My 5/10 rating is because, like any Bill & Ted movie, "Dude, Where's My Car?" is only targeted at a certain audience (in this case all the world's slackers).
The plot - or whatever it is - of course has goof-ball stoners Jesse Montgomery III (Ashton Kutcher) and Chester Greenburg (Seann William Scott) searching for their car and having a most unusual adventure in the process.
The point is that you shouldn't try to take this movie seriously; just accept it as nice stupid fun and you're sure to have a good time.
And then we'll have sex!"The whole idea is really stupid and not at all funny.The makers have tried to make a teen movie in the American pie mould but have also tried to include cartoonish innocence in the characters, which totally doesn't work.And the jokes are lame.
I think Ashton Kutcher and Seann William Scott are both talented young actors, but in this movie they just looked stupid..
I know there are movies that are "so stupid they're funny", but I dont think this one qualifies.
This movie was incredibly stupid, and not the least bit funny (remember the tattoo scene in the trailer?
I saw this movie and have to tell it: this is the worst movie I've ever seen in my entire life.I don't understand that this still gets a 4.7 / 10 rate.Even if you like movies in this genre like Dumb & Dumber, you still get annoyed by the bad, boring 'jokes'.
The jokes are too stupid and predictable to be "dumb-funny", and the actors involved don't seem like they would be capable of pulling off any kind of funny had the script actually provided it.
I tried at times to laugh at things that were stupid in order to satisfy the person whom chose to see the film, but i just couldn't do it.
in all it was a bad movie, a tasteless attempt in the line of films American Pie successfully began.
By far the least funny comedy to have ever sullied the world of cinema, it lurches appallingly from send-up to shock comedy to laugh-free stoner antics at the drop of a hat.A film that raises two wry grins throughout its course: one of which is a moment recycled from There's Something About Mary (a stoned dog!
I was slightly inebriated and it was about 1 in the morning.Even with those 2 factors going for it, the movie wasn't funny at all.It was just stupid.
2 guys getting so wasted they can'tremember what happened last night isn't much of a plot, so theyput in aliens and seem to honestly believe it'll be the movie'ssalvation.
Usually, I write long reviews detailing why I hate a certain movie.This movie is so repulsive, however, I can't do that.The basic plot is that two lame (and incredibly stupid) perverts go on a hunt for their car.
And this is coming from someone who finds the Uranus joke kinda funny.Every time you think that the movie will somehow steer itself back to its flimsy excuse for a plot, it spirals off onto some newly irrelevant tangent.
Some *extremely* corny moments (one word: ostriches), but no gaping holes in the plot, and in the end, everything's resolved as reasonably as can be expected.Recommendation: Pick it up if you're a fan of dependable screwball comedy and want to see a pretty good effort by Ashton Kucher.
I can say without hesitation that Dude, Where's My Car is the most awful, unwatchable movie I've ever seen.
Stupidity alone does not a funny movie make.
This is the WORST comedy I've ever seen.This is the WORST teen movie I've ever seen.This is the WORST acting I've ever seen.This is the WORST directing I've ever seen.This is the WORST story I've ever seen.This is the WORST film I've ever seen.This is the WORST pain I've ever been in and I just want it to stop now as I have gone deaf and blind and can no longer produce children.
This absolute waste of time,money, and space on store shelves is called Dude, Wheres My Car?
Here you see a stoned dog, space girls super sexy, some people all stranger, in short, Ashton and Seann acted well, they have left the paper well of stupid, and take out this way more movies, I don't believe that the $5 are lost completely...It is necessary to keep in mind that in the production of comic movies, there are them good and bad, some terrible ones, but they should not be enraged so much with this, OK, Jennifer Garner leaves me openmouthed with that suit that uses of alien supersexy (well, before transformation to real big-one), she is hot..
It is kind of stupid, but all in all not a waste of time.This movie basically appears to be a stepping stone for Ashton Kutcher's movie career, I want to see how he does in the movie Just Married, then we can decide if he should retire after "That 70's Show".Personally, I rated this movie a 7..
Teen gross-out flicks like Dude Where's my Car are generally ripped to pieces by the leading names in American film-criticism, sometimes understandably so.
People complaining that there is no sense to be made of Dude where's my Car (and there have been many) are pointing out the obvious: yes, it relies completely on gags, references to other films (Monty Python, Jurassic Park, Star Trek, Attack of the 50 ft.
Its a great film to watch with friends, and i would recommend this to any fan of teen humour, like Scary Movie, Team America and, of course, American Pie..
In my time I have watched a lot of stupid movies which I have enjoyed on different levels.
"Dude, Where's My Car?" Is quite possibly the worst movie ever made.
The movie is surrounded around the words "dude" and "sweet." There's a painful scene in which the two have tattoos.
A movie ad-libbed by a class of 3rd graders would have been more entertaining, and one would at least have been able to understand where the writers were coming from.The whole plot of this movie revolves around two moronic stoners trying to figure out what happened to them the previous night; they can't remember because they were incredibly high and wasted and stupid.
I can only assume the film makers went through this exact process after they woke up and found out they had produced this abomination:Writer Philip Stark: "Dude, where'd this script come from?"Director Danny Leiner: "I don't know, man, we were wasted.
Dude, sweet!"Sean William Scott: *drools on himself*Even people (including myself) who enjoy movies that are "So Stupid, They're Funny" will find themselves nauseated and insulted after even brief exposure to this comedic black hole.
I enjoy most films and really liked Road Trip, American Pie, and other similar films.Dude wheres my car however is not at all like these in the sense that its not really funny at all!
I watched it all the way through because i was hoping the whole time for it to pick up but it never happened.I don't mean to be too harsh but i've seen most main stream films and i would rate this (along with Cable Guy) as the worst of all of them..
I think anyone that liked this movie must have been in the same state of mind as the main characters when they lost their car.
But I have to tell the world that "Dude Where's my Car" is the worst movie ever made.
except in the movie they're dragged out to a point that Saturday Night Live doesn't even go.Don't waste your time with it..
This bad-boy ranks up there with the likes of Revolution, and Battlefield Earth, as one of the worst movies of all time.
An Insult to Your Intelligence, No Matter How Dumb You Are. Apparently the 'argument' on the behalf of "Dude, Where's My Car?" is that silly, stupid comedies have a place in the world.
I first went into this movie thinking it was some sort of stoner-comedy about two half-wits looking for their car and getting into misadventures with other colorful stoner types as they try to recreate the events of the previous night.
But God, after half an hour of this movie, I was praying for some sort of stupid stoner comedy.
The plot spirals out of control into an incoherent mess, the jokes are incredibly lame (and most importantly, not funny), and by the time of the film's "climax" you're simply left begging for it to end.To be fair, the film has it's good points.
there were very few truly funny moments (a really creepy cameo by Andy Dick comes to mind) in this movie, but more often than not the movie's idea of comedy is to beat you over the head with a joke over and over again in hopes that you'll chuckle.
If you like dumb movies, I'd recommend seeing the "Bill and Ted" movies.I would love to say that "Dude" had some good ideas, but it really doesn't.
Ashton Kutcher is funny in That 70's Show and Sean William Scott will forever be remembered as the irreverent Stifler from American Pie, but this movie wasted what little ability they have to make the audience laugh.
Seriously, this movie should have come with a surgeon general inspired label and warned the viewers of its potential effects."Dude, Where's My Car?" was beyond dumb, stupid, mindless and all other synonymous derogations.
Dude Where's My Car wasn't planned to win any Oscars and I didn't expect much of that from this movie.
Ashton Kutcher is normally pretty funny on That 70's Show, so I expected a pretty humorous performance by him as well as Seann William Scott who had by this time already been in the first American Pie. All in all I have to say that this movie is definitely very funny and delivers a very nice and event amount of laughter.
I wouldn't go out on a limb and call this the greatest comedy ever made and I wouldn't go out on a limb and tell a lot of people to check it out because most people think it is a stupid movie but if you really like a movie with a very dumb plot and lots of laughter, then check this out..
I tend to like stupid movies, too, but the only funny thing about this one is that someone, somewhere, thought it was a good idea to make it.
At first I wasn't going to waste my time writing a bad review for this movie, I figured everyone had said enough already, but I looked at the comments and more than half of them were positive.
You don't go to a movie with a title like "Dude, Where's My Car?" and expect a classy comedy.
Of the three times I laughed in this movie, they ruined it by running with the joke for five more minutes.
Absolutely terrible story telling, lame plot devices, and not a single funny joke in the whole movie, make "Dude, Where's My Car" one of the worst movies of last year.
I don't think it's half as much fun if you 're watching this movie alone but watching this movie with a couple of friends after partying all night makes it most definitely one of the best comedies you're ever going to see!
Jenniffer Garner stars in it as well and it's probably the only movie in which I like her.By far the most unusual, brainless and unconventional comedy I've ever seen, yet one of the very best!.
However as they try to retrace their steps they start to piece together a night that involves a suitcase of stolen money, break dancing strippers, hot chicks, a missing alien artefact and a missing car.I have watched plenty of teen comedies and spoofs so I am not adverse to silly humour, but I must admit that the film still needs to be fun for me to accept it.
No insult to Ashton Kutcher and Seann William Scott, but these two couldn't carry a movie if it was strapped to their backs and weighed next-to-nothing (not a bad description of Dude, by the way).
My Take: Crude and totally unfunny would-be comedy.DUDE, WHERE'S MY CAR is just a series of jokes stringed together to make a "plot".
Well, the film's an hours of bathroom jokes, smutty humor, rude misbehaving, annoying stupidity and worse, an hour spent on seeing two idiots call each other by "Dude" and "Sweet".
DUDE, WHERE'S MY CAR is probably not the worst comedy ever, you could get yourself caught up in something worse, but that's only saying that this film deserves to be a candidate.Sean William Scott and Ashton Kutcher play two down-right dumb teenagers (even if one watches Animal Planet, doesn't make him educated) Jesse (Kutcher) and Chester (Scott).
The movie is crammed with all possible jokes and humor in a teen comedy, it's rarely very funny.
Dude!, this movie is funny!.
Good job on another random as can be 'stoner' flick, which I thought just like many that this movie wouldn't do well at first.
All of that being said, I thought "Dude, Where's My Car?" was hilarious.There is a very big difference between this movie and things like "Joe Dirt" (which is rented way too often for me to still believe in human intelligence).
The difference is that "Dude, Where's My Car" knows full well that it's stupid.
Most bad comedies like to masquerade as an actual film, but this one was written with the mentality of creating the absolute stupidest movie ever created.
Watching this movie was sort of like driving by a bad accident: you don't want to look, but you are compelled to view the carnage.
No plot, no humor (the ongoing "And then" joke was funny once, but not the second, third, fourth, fifth, sixth, and many more ordinal times!)  After seeing this movie for free, I wanted a refund.
I was not expecting much from a film called "dude, where's my car" except humor.
If you watched Beavis And Butt-Head then you will get the feeling this is what it would be like if they had a live action film.Dude, Where's My Car?
is just one of those stone comedy films that is so ridiculous that it's too funny It characters are Jesse (Ashton Kutcher) and Chester (Seann William Scott) as they try to remember where their car was as well as trying to make up to their girlfriends Wanda (Jennifer Garner) Wilma (Marla Sokoloff) who are twins.Don't expect this movie to be full of plot twist, masterpiece writing or top performance because this movie is not that but what it is for is that the movie is down right funny.
Sure there are some scenes that make you go what were they thinking but that's part of it being a stoner movie you can expect nothing less of movements like that.Also some of the characters are just far out there that it makes you go well well well plus they throw a lot of things at you in terms of a plot but they really center more on the comedy which will make you laugh with your sides hurting also you'll find yourself quoting this movie later onI give Dude Where's My Car?
If anyone wants to watch a real comedy movie, which does it's job of providing comedic entertainment, then "Dude, where's my car?" is the movie to watch.