Wyrd Sisters
Tags: murder

Plot synopsis:
Wyrd Sisters features three witches: Granny Weatherwax; Nanny Ogg, matriarch of a large tribe of Oggs and owner of the most evil cat in the world; and Magrat Garlick, the junior witch, who firmly believes in occult jewelry, covens, and bubbling cauldrons, much to the annoyance of the other two.
King Verence I of Lancre is murdered by his cousin, Duke Felmet, after his ambitious wife persuades him to do so. The King's crown and child are given by an escaping servant to the three witches. The witches hand the child to a troupe of travelling actors, and hide the crown in the props-box. They acknowledge that destiny will eventually take its course and that the child, Tomjon, will grow up to defeat Duke Felmet and take his rightful place as king.
However, the kingdom is angry about the way the new King is mistreating the land and his subjects. The witches realise that it will be at least 15 years until Tomjon is able to return and save the kingdom, but by then irreparable damage will have been done. Granny Weatherwax, with help from the other two witches, manages to cast a spell over the entire kingdom to freeze it in time for 15 years. Meanwhile, the duke has decided to have a play written and performed that portrays him in a favourable light and the witches in a negative light. He thinks this will cause the witches to lose their power, and the people will like him. He sends the court Fool to Ankh-Morpork to recruit the same acting company that Tomjon was given to, which now resides in the Dysk Theatre on the river Ankh.
The company make their way to Lancre, and perform the play for the King as asked. However, Hwel, the playwright, maintains that there is something wrong with the plot of the play, something that just doesn't feel right. The witches cast a spell in the middle of the play that causes the actors to portray the killing of the king truthfully, and the audience sees that the Duke and Duchess are guilty of killing Verence I. Felmet finally succumbs to insanity and stabs several people with a retracting stage dagger, before tripping and falling to his death in the Lancre Gorge. The Duchess is imprisoned but manages to escape, only to be killed by a collection of various forest animals who want revenge for the poor treatment of the land.
Granny Weatherwax explains that Tomjon is the rightful king, and he is due to be crowned. However, Tomjon does not want to be king; he is an extremely talented actor and wishes to continue his career with his adopted father, Vitoller. Instead Granny Weatherwax tells the town that the Fool is in fact the king's son from another mother, and Tomjon's half-brother, and he is crowned King Verence II of Lancre. Later on, Granny and Nanny reveal to Magrat that the previous fool is actually Tomjon's and Verence II's father. The status of Magrat and Verence II, who have been awkwardly courting throughout the story, is not fully explained in this conclusion.

Review: Extremely faithful to the book.
I loved this animation!
After reading the book first, I totally agreed with how the characters were represented.The three witches are by far the best characters, Magrat and Nanny Ogg are so funny.
The story is good too.
Taking elements from stories that have included witches in the past.
In particular Macbeth and sleeping Beauty.I talked to Terry Pratchett online last year when he was doing a guest chat on yahoo.
I asked him if he was happy with the two animated versions of his books Wyrd Sisters and Soul Music and he said he was extremely pleased with them.
So there you have it.Some people may be put off because it's animation, thinking "It's for kids" Although there is nothing nasty in it to make it unsuitable for kids, I think it appeals to an older audience and that kids might not understand all the subtle and clever jokes.
The books themselves are definitely aimed at adults.In conclusion just go and watch this now if you are a discworld fan..
Disappointing.
I wanted so much to like this movie but I can't say that I did.Terry Pratchett's book is wonderful and the film follows the plot pretty much exactly and for that it gets four stars.
The characters are drawn reasonably and are not jarringly different from how I would imagine them.That's what's good about it but everything else was disappointing.First of all; a great deal of TP's humor lies in imaginative similes that do not translate visually at all.
"Lighting stabbed at the mountains like an inefficient assassin" how do you visualize that in a cartoon?
It just becomes lightning.
In the books the weather is cast as if it were a character but it has no lines so the film ignores that running gag and the Shakespearean parody aspect of that completely.Perhaps more important than that, though, is the cartoon style.
My problems with that are difficult to describe but try to imagine the difference between Scooby Doo and The Simpsons.
The Simpsons doesn't try nearly so hard to be drawn in any detail however the faces, stances, and expressions are carefully drawn to help convey the emotions of the characters, with excellent comic timing for adults.
That's what is missing.
This film has no comic timing whatsoever.
Expressions of surprise, for what they are worth, appear on characters faces a full second after the surprise has passed and dissipated.
Other expressions likewise don't convey any useful information or emotional content.
Like a Scooby Doo cartoon.Voice acting likewise appears uncoordinated.
Although the voices individually aren't bad (except for the actors - especially Tomjohn and Vitollier who sound embarrassed to be on stage) - in concert they do not sound at all natural.
Real conversations overlap.
This sounds like everyone is reading a line and then pointing to the next person instead of acting out an entire conversation.
Example in point when Magrat and Granny are arguing and Nanny is "coo cooing" the baby...
The baby talk is a separate line, spoken in isolation, while the arguers wait for it to be spoken.
That's not how people argue.
That's just bad acting.
Very, very, bad acting.The opening dialog of the book, "When shall we three meet again", "Well I can do next Tuesday" is a good joke when handled well which the film spoils by putting another scene in between the lines.I'm sorry, but this just is not good..
Worst.
Adaptation.
I'm a longtime fan of Pratchett and his worlds, and that's why I write to steer people away from this abomination.
I give it a vote of 1 only because I can't post negative numbers."Wyrd Sisters," the book is a complex interweaving of the plot of "Macbeth", and the lives of the people of Lancre, but none of this subtlety comes through in the adaptation: it's just a -pardon me- two dimensional portrayal of the witches, and everyone else, as stock figures that you can't possibly come to care about.The animation is quite bad, on the level of a children's Saturday morning cartoon show.The voices don't fit the characters at all.
Granny Weatherwas never screeches - she has a hard flat voice that doesn't come through here at all.The editing is non-existent.
The producer and screenwriter simply took the book and stuffed it onto film, so it appears disjointed and random.As a result, a finely nuanced piece of literature comes through flat, lifeless and annoying.
If you're already a Pratchett fan, stay far away from this ghastly thing, and if you're new to Discworld, don't judge Pratchett's fiction by this movie.
Go rent "Hogfather" or "The Colour of Magic" for a real introduction..
Not your typical fairy godmother tale.
(possible spoilers).
Imagine a gigantic, no even bigger than that, turtle, named Great A'tuin, swimming through the space.
Now, when you've gotten there, imagine four huge elephants standing on his back.
Now this might be stretching it a bit, but imagine a world, shaped as a disc on the four mighty backs of those elephants.
You are imagining Discworld, a home of wizards, witches, trolls, dwarfs, Ankh-Morpork and Death, yes with an capital D.
You are imagining a world, where anything is possible."Wyrd Sisters" is not my favorite book by Terry Pratchett, even tough there is nothing wrong with the characters of the witches themselves.
I just find the book to be little bit of boring.
Tough there is some stuff in the book, and in this movie, which make you laugh out loud.If I would have been the one to decide, I would have filmed "Witches Aboard", which is much funnier book, but alas, "Wyrd Sisters" we have and that's we are going to review.
As a note, this particular cartoon is not made for youngest of children, it's clearly aimed to please more mature audience.Granny, Magrat and Nanny are three witches, who are, by accident, trusted a baby of unknown origin.
There's bound to be something special about this kind of baby, and special babies do need godmothers, three of them in this case.
So that's the basic plot outline, a parody of your typical fairy godmother fairy tales ala Cinderella.
But in this case you have godmothers who actually do have more spirit than whole Disney lot combined.As adaptations go, "Wyrd Sisters" is pretty much straight forwarded made from the book, without any bigger changes.
So if you've read the book,there won't be any surprises for you, and if you haven't, well, you won't have to, in terms of understanding the movie.
Both are pretty much the same.Voice acting is all around very solid in this movie, but the highest prize is taken by Christopher Lee with his superb role, which he reprises in "Soul music", as Death.
The whole cast does good job, deserving their paychecks.Music and sound effects of the movie do their job very well, in terms of giving right ambiance to movie.
Music itself is not nothing spectacular, but it does not drive anyone to the brink of suicide.Background art of this movie is just beautiful and there is nothing wrong with animation itself, eventough it's not Disney caliber in that sense.There are some bits, which would have needed some touching up, but maybe the animators ran out of time, given the fact of run time of 2 hours and 20 minutes.
But everything in art department does it job, and I can honestly say, that I've seen a lot worse.All things concerned, I can give this movie a solid 7 from good effort.
it's not the greatest animation film ever made, bit it's not the worst one either..
Hubble bubble, toil and a good knees up!.
I have been a fan of the Wyrd Sisters for a long time, but it is only now that I am fortunate enough to see this film in full.
I did catch a little when it was shown on the ABC years ago, but was not able to get a copy until now.
And I am glad I did.
Christopher Lee as DEATH was superb!
He definitely owned that role.
And Jane was a most perfect Magrat.
I actually imagined a couple of different actors as Granny and Nanny, still they did a wonderful job of bringing these characters to life.
Terry Prachett knows his Witches and comes up with the most amazing characters, that have kept his numerous fans enthralled and in a state of wonder as we identify and mimic and quote him as many times as we can fit it in.
This story a mixture of Shaksperian drama with more magic, more deaths and deep and darkened dungeons.
And a cat called Greebo.
As the Witches try not to interfere in the course of things after saving the Kings son from the usurpers henchmen.
We have a Fool that isn't, a traveling bunch of thespians (from Thespia).
I for one loved the simplicity of the animation, it was a great joy to watch and I will continue to do so as Discworld turns.
Exit stage left.