Extreme Movie

Plot synopsis:
The film is a series of vignettes with Matthew Lillard's sex advice is intercut within every couple segments. Mike (Ryan Pinkston) tries to impress his crush, Stacy (Cherilyn Wilson). Fred (Michael Cera) meets a girl (Joanna Garcia) online and they arrange for "menacing action", only for Fred to break into the wrong apartment. The promiscuous Betty (Ashley Schneider) going to the "next level" (kinkier and more outrageous sexual adventures) with Chuck (Frankie Muniz), and later Fred. Justin (Andy Milonakis) buys a vibrating vagina and falls in love with it, all the time while crushing on another girl; the vibrating vagina has a personality of its own and commits "suicide" when Justin rejects it.
A Real Sex-esque skit where a girl admits to having sex with two black men on camera. Two guys, Barry and Leon (Kevin Hart and Jermaine Williams), create a woman on their computer, only for her to run wild.
Jessica (Rheagan Wallace), in an attempt to become horny, puts her vibrating cell phone in her vagina, only for it to fall in. Len (Ben Feldman) wakes up to find a girl and another guy (Jamie Kennedy) in his bed, and his parents home as well; the whole thing turns out to be a hidden camera show.
Sex education teacher Mr. Matthews (John P. Farley) teaches his class with no rules and a lot of embarrassment, usually centering on Mike. Ronny (Hank Harris), obsessed with Abraham Lincoln, creates a time machine and travels back in time to have sex with Lincoln (Ed Trotta).

Tags: romantic

Review:
One of the better "Movie" films - if that sounds like faint praise, it's because it is!.
The people behind "Extreme Movie" are the same people who brought you "Not Another Teen Movie" which is one of the better spoof movies of recent years.This is not the kind of movie you'd let grandma watch.
A film about teenagers and sex is by its very definition going to be a bit raunchy.
At the grand old age of 35, maybe I'm getting a bit long in the tooth for these kind of teen 'High School' movies, but I do like comedy and spoof films so am always prepared to give stuff like this a chance, and I did find a couple of parts of this film quite funny and I did laugh.
Also for once, I was disappointed that the film came to an end after just over seventy minutes - unlike with the 'Epic' and 'Disaster' movies, my brain cells weren't starting to fry and I could easily have sat through more of the same.This is not a movie in the normal sense of the word but a series of skits with the common theme of teenage sex.
Personally, I liked the guy who went to the wrong apartment by mistake dressed in a mask to act out a kidnap fantasy with a girl he met online - "Did anyone order a rape?" - it just cracked me up for some reason - not sophisticated by any means, but funny.
This "movie" is really just a series of moving pictures from the backlot of a fourth-tier porn studio that decided to have its actors get together between takes and try to put something "funny" together.
Matthew Lillard some unknown reason inter cuts the sketches with unoriginal jokes that your father probably knows.The only tolerable bit was Cera, and it's only because he sells it, not the writing.For the love of god and all that is good, never watch this trash..
Also the talented cast was wasted (Frankie Muniz, Michael Cera, Jamie Kennedy), they're only in about one scene which is pretty deceiving considering they get top billings and are on the cover of the poster.
The movie is just one incoherent skit to another - all involving different characters, with flashes to an awful 'Street confessions' mock TV show and film editing transitions of white noise, how windows 95.
Big name Michael Cera looks embarrassed through trying to bounce off other wooden 'actors' (I doubt they were even that) involved a small role in an equally unfunny scenario.
The writers also embarrassed themselves implementing poor, poor imitation scenes from Weird Science, Girl Next Door and Not Another Teen Movie, so much it ruins the original.Overall I felt hurt I had wasted my time watching this film, the very least they could have done was edit it so it all stories were linked and thus gave somewhat correlated chronology of events, instead of mind wobbling mess of themes.
This film is about a bunch of teenagers' encounter with sex in their school and outside school."Extreme Movie" is delivered in several segments, each unrelated to another.
It is quite a disappointment considering the number of big name actors in this film.Putting things into perspective, "Extreme Movie" is way better than the recent spoofs such as "Disaster Movie".
Frankie Muniz is bland, Ashley Schneider is all looks no acting talent, Jamie Kennedy is uncharismatic, Michael Cera tries hard- in all honesty he is the only actor seemingly who tries- but struggles with bad material while Matthew Lillard is pointless.
The biggest failings of Extreme Movie are in its humour and storytelling, the jokes are unfunny and the script is really lame on the whole, while the story is predictable and almost a non-event.
I watched this movie because I'm pretty big Michael Cera fan and really nothing he's been in so far has been terrible...
however, this movie looks like it was begging not to be watched.
With a title like Extreme Movie, an embarrassing cover, and the fact that it's a Blockbuster Exclusive, honestly doesn't give it very much appeal.
However, the cast seemed pretty good, the directors made a hilarious spoof movie (I loved Not Another Teen Movie), and the writers were impressive, many big name Saturday Night Live writers.
The movie for some reason plays like a typical American Pie storyline with sketches randomly thrown in.
Michael Cera's sketch though actually had me laughing for a few hours after I had already watched the movie.
It might seemed a little biased because he was the reason I watching the movie, but really his sketch was the only one that was casted perfectly.
The best part about this movie was the credits....Why is Matt Lillard a star guest playing himself in this movie...u did Scream and Scooby-Doo.I have never done a review for a movie on IMDb but this movie was so horrible I had to come onto the site and register in order to help save others from wasting an hour and 10 minutes of their life.This movie doesn't even deserve 4 stars...it doesn't even deserve to be on this website or considered a movie.I've lost respect for all of the actors that took part in this movie, except for Kyle Gass and Michael Cera but what the hell were they thinking.
Not once did Extreme Movie refer to a successful box office movie I have seen before, and I have seen a fair few 'teenage sex comedies'.I wish I could say one good thing about this film but I'm struggling to do so.
Not once did it make me laugh, and not once did I think the film would get any better.The only reason I have given it a 2 is because of the one or two nudity scenes.
Its been a long and painful viewing experience for audiences and fans of the scary movie series as the recent bunch of spoof-movies (date,epic,disaster movie and meet the spartans) have been quite horrible.
But alas, what starts out as a hilarious opening scene quickly gives way to an utterly disappointing movie with some really awkward scenes.The movie itself is about teens going through the usual issues with sex and maturity (well just sex actually) and plays in the form of small episodes.The only probable reason to even watch this movie would be for its few good funny scenes,namely - the opening scene with Frankie Munitz,the misplaced cell phone,the mistaken room,the scene with the prostitute and the intermittent commentary scenes with Matthew Lillard.In fact,the most hilarious scenes are those with Matthew Lillard and are worth watching (but only these scenes).All in all this movie which starts out promising is just another sad excuse for an attempt at comedy,which contains mostly awkward but un-funny scenes and pretty women (surprisingly enough), with the only good part being Matthew Lillard's jokes.
I was VERY mistaken.Now where do I start, well I know comedy movies can be disgusting and gross like in Scary Movie and it can still be funny, but not with this movie.
Extreme Movie could be funny but it just ended up taking the sick jokes way too far and actually started to really annoy me.I mean, comedies can be as disgusting as they want as long as they have a story behind it and at least one normal character that can lead us through it.
Extreme Movie had neither, it was just a bundle of jokes that started to get annoying quickly, 12 year old kids playing with sex toys, just about every character was some sex addict, and it was just horrible.
It was a waste of money and time and the character you think may be the normal character I was talking about hardly ever comes up or does anything the rest of the movie is just about stupid people doing stupid stuff that gets on your nerves after a while.I could probably best describe this as a deranged orgasm in the form of a movie, if that makes sense, because I'm telling you now this movie doesn't.
First of all, I love the simple 'you-don't-think-just-watch-and-laugh'-movies.
Now let's see what this movie brings; one or two good actors (can some1 explain to me why Michael Cera wanted to be in this movie; same for the guy from malcolm in the middle) and a few good looking girls!
Together with some lame fart and sex jokes, these parts bring in the three stars I gave them.Now lets have a look at the 7 stars I didn't reward this movie with.
Than we have the jokes; these are probably not as bad as I think right now, but that's due to the acting.
The only time I was really laughing was during Michael Cera's sketch.So we have no storyline, bad actors and bad jokes.
The fact this film made the list is no surprise, as in recent years they've made a lot of similar pictures...and many have made the list, such as "Disaster Movie", "Epic Movie", "Date Movie", and "Scary Movie 5".
And, like these other films, there really isn't much plot, so I cannot really describe what you'll be seeing if you see the movie.So did I like "Extreme Movie"?
No...but it was less because it was so unfunny but because I felt uncomfortable because these films are all marketed towards teens...and "Extreme Movie" is about sex...pretty much each and every joke.
In many ways, it felt like a movie that was made by 13 year-olds....and I am sure many of them would laugh themselves silly with this film, though any sane parent would be horrified if they watched this thing.
You know this scene form "American Pie" which gave the movie its title - this movie is all about that topic an EVERYTHING else you can imagine about teenage sexual fantasies or fears.There are worse "-insert topic- Movie"s, I actually laughed a lot, although it is a very rude humor.
If you liked "Not Another Teen Movie" then this one might be suitable for you, although the level of the humor is mostly lower.Definitely not a movie for the really young or the elderly or Cannes-lovers, but enjoyable for a comedy fan who already took a shot at other "...
I am not a fan of American pie movies and things that fall in that genre, which this kind of does, what separates it from that style is that it's a few separate skits, no one falls in love, or learns a valuable life lesson to take it from crude entertainment into corniness.
They just put random scenes together, its like watching 2 minutes long sitcoms Yes, its funny, and probably you wont stop it halfway, but not worth to watch this.
If you wanted to watch disaster movie but instead of the entire thing being overloaded with cheap joke references from other movies its full of sex jokes and references from other movies..
Going into this I expected something "Disaster movie" bad , but was kinda surprised when most of the segments had some actual humor in it good enough for few cheap laughs.
The title is kinda misleading, from the "extreme" movie I didn't expect all jokes to be about sex, but oh well, could be worse, I guess.
Anyways it's still a pretty bad picture with no plot at all and some parts doesn't make any kind of sense, I though that Matthew Lillard segments were completely pointless and did they really need to have that musical number at the end?
And it most certainly was MUCH BETTER than Meet the Spartans and Disaster Movie, and I thought it was going to be worse since it was a Direct-to-DVD.
It had its moments, some funny bits, many Stupid scenes, and it kind of gave me a Kentucky Fried Movie or Robot Chicken feel, but definitely not as good as either.Remember to think negatively and the movie isn't as bad as you think..
So bad it's worse than Disaster Movie.
I've watched both titles and I'll admit, I laughed once during Disaster Movie (also viewing it on Cable) during the break dancing scene and the bad stunt double bit.
When I watched this movie I didn't really expect much from it to be honest, so I wasn't shocked that it was just an average American teen comedy with plenty of dirty humor.
There were some laugh out loud moments (such as the next level scenes, the Michael Cera rape scene, the portable vagina scene and most of the scenes with Ryan Pinkston in, mainly because he really plays the average teenager trying to get with the hot girl really well) and unfortunately there were some really not so funny scenes (mainly the Matthew Lillard scenes).Anyways to sum this film up, it's a middle of the road comedy with a few good laughs so if you're expecting to see a great comedy film with funny moments throughout I strongly advise you go and watch The Hangover films or The Inbetweeners movie instead.5/10.
If you want a skit-based comedy like this..I would recommend the original flick that started this genre instead, that would be "The Kentucky Fried Movie".
This is one of those films that wants desperately to be funny but ends up being pathetic, boring and in many cases, disgusting.At some points the sketches have potential, but they all end up being silly and with poor taste, some others are formulaic and lack of any fun.
The result is a lose and poorly written series of shorts about silly and uninteresting characters, some of them connected through one story (just like the fore-mentioned film), but that is not enough to keep the audience's attention through its painful 86 minutes run.Absolutely not recommended..
No, this ain't no top comedy, typical teen movie, porn movie or really extreme movie, but it also isn't as bad as most IMDb'ers say.
There was one consistent story line that it would keep coming back to, but in between there were fake commercials, skits, and even a tip to HBO's "Real Sex" where they would do the supposedly random interviews on the street....Which usually turned out with more info than one of the interviewed knew or basically wanted to know about the other (or others).I too was going to drop the movie early on, but I decided to hang in there a bit and was able to get a few more laughs...I mean a movie with fart jokes involving pretty girls can't be all bad right???
First of, the movie is meant for teenagers (or people who feel like one).
It is also true that it isn't a proper movie, but more like a collage of different sketches - that tend to be quite ridiculous - loosely connected with a teenage love story.
Some sketches don't even fit in the main story, which is also by itself very loose.But, the movie isn't meant to be serious and the viewer should keep that in mind, because only that way one can enjoy the movie.So it wouldn't make much sense talking about the acting and the scenery and all that - it's there and it's OK.
When I first saw the cover of this movie I thought "-oh my god here is another Random comedy movie" Yes this one was one of those movies that cut away from the story lines, but this was different in this it was a lot of funny jokes and surprising jokes.
All these movies have a few things common, they have the worst story lines, all those cheesy jokes, all those jokes that are supposed to be funny but there not because the joke is sooo badly done.
extreme(ly bad) movie: thoughts from an international viewer.
it was crapi loved (most of) the cast and thought they would make it, not even funny per se but entertaining.the only good bits were with Matthew Lillardi would not recommend this film to anyone with as brain or pulse and it was a waist of 75 minutes and 29 seconds of mi life1*/10*: unbelievably poor.
This is a sketch movie, and a very bad one at that.
Michael Cera is top bill, he's in 1 scene, he really regrets being involved now.this is an awful movie, and not just bad in the sense of it's ironically funny, it's just EXTREMEly bad, avoid like the plague.Mathew Lillard was this movies only saving grace.
His attempts at sexual health tapes were pretty funny.the musical scene at the end was also a bit humorous, but again severely lacking..
The film is kind of funny and similar to "Amazon Women on the Moon" and "Not Another Teen Movie." 
To be honest only watched this movie, because all the reviews were really bad on this one, wanted to see if it is gonna be that bad, and yes it is, it is even worse than i thought.
Possibly one of the worst movies i have ever seen in my life.I have no idea, why would actors like Frankie Muniz and Michael Cera agree to be in this piece of garbage.
That wasn't even a movie, just a bunch of clips thrown together, every second of the movie displaying only unfunny sex jokes.Seriously, if someone finds funny a scene were a rubber vagina calls a girl and then commits suicide, they are dumb as hell.
Probably only people who are bellow the age of 10 or people who were incredibly high at the time of watching this liked it, since it has a rating of 3,8 at least.
I can guarantee you, that any person over the age of 18, who is not somehow mentally challenged will think this movie is absolutely stupid and not funny in any matter.Save your time and don't even start watching it, i wasted my time for you..
it looks like a bad school play, that the poor parents would be forced to see, if they didn't want to upset their kid.