Queer Duck: The Movie

Plot synopsis:
The film focuses on Queer Duck who wakes up from a late night party and watches a commercial for an amusement park called Happyland. Declaring it a gay day for the park ("Gay Day at Happyland"), they were closed down by the officials and were told to leave because they were gay. Soaking in bed, he realized that there's no point of being homosexual if almost everyone is against it. During work, he meets the quirky, energetic and suave Broadway actor Lola Buzzard (Jackie Hoffman) which stroke his heart from her sweet and sassyness along with her upbeat attitude ("Smile, Damn You, Smile"). He encourages her to do Broadway acting once more which she does in a play called "Still Alive", which she won an award from Rosie O'Donnell's show. Because he starts developing a crush on her, he is deciding whenever to stay gay or turn straight. Oscar Wildcat insisted that marrying Lola would be his only chance of a relationship unlike his chance. During his youth, in the 60s, since homosexuality was a crime, gay bars were hidden and disguised and only revealed at times when authorities were gone. When he went to the bar, he meets a drag queen named Rex who calls herself Regina as she sings "Shamalama" with her band, The Blueballs. The two dance and before they kissed, the Stonewall riots occurred and he was separated from Regina and beaten up but he managed to keep his sixties earring as a remembrance becoming a nipple ring. This decision also has an effect on his lover, Openly Gator who wants Queer Duck to accept for who he is without change. Queer Duck asks Openly Gator about this and he states (in hidden emotion) that whatever makes Queer Duck happy will make him happy. Queer Duck decides to marry Lola but needs help turning straight so Lola recommends him to a homophobic bigoted priest named Reverend Vandergelding that can turn him straight. All of the reverend's procedures failed and so he creates an elixir that turns him straight. When Queer Duck drinks it, he is muscle bounded, becomes fat, straight and monotonish and marries Lola Buzzard until her unexpected death, leaving him to wish to turn gay again. Openly Gator, still sad from losing his lover, takes his frustrations out on Conan O'Brien who keeps eating at the restaurant. He also plans to stop Queer Duck's wedding before he realizes that Queer Duck didn't show up and when he did, he told him to beat it and called him a "homo".
After turning gay by Barbra Streisand, he loses the love of his life; Openly Gator, who states that he's in a relationship with Liza Minnelli thinking that the Liza he got was just an imitator but it turns out to be the real one, but gains respect and independence of homosexuals. The reverend was arrested for kidnapping and intoxicating clients after Queer Duck returned to him as a gay man again in which he threatened him in response. Lola gave all of her fortune to Queer Duck when she died and so, he used it by buying the gay bashing theme park Happyland, giving Bi-Polar Bear a baseball stadium since as a child, he always gets picked last ("Baseball is Gay"), and gave Oscar Wildcat his own antique variety show. Oscar reunites with Regina as she tries to pawn off her earring. Regina has become Rex again and gave up his drag life, being a customer of Reverend Vandergelding. Oscar, realizing that he can stay a homosexual and get the love of his life, shows him her earring he snatched. Since they now recognize each other from when they were young, they no longer have to worry since there both gay and they save sex on national TV. Vandergelding is so irritated with so much references of homosexuality from Oscar's live sex routine to the announcement of the world's first gay theme park, that he escapes prison, kidnaps Queer Duck and vows to pour his big pot of elixir all over Fairy Land (formerly Happyland) to turn all gay people into heterosexuals, but Openly Gator, after hearing that Queer Duck is in trouble when he was assigned as a captain of a ride in the park by his agent, comes to the rescue and stops the Reverend and kicks him out where he is splashed with his own elixir and pink hair is stuck on him, in which a gay bull charges him and kisses him, thinking he was another bull.
Openly Gator and Queer Duck kiss and make up, which Queer Duck states that he's gay to stay, which they end the movie with their last hit number "I'm Glad I'm Gay".

Tags: psychedelic, satire, adult comedy

Review:
Queer Duck Rules.
This film is the cartoon story of a gay duck, his life, his loves and his adventures.
He marries a diva, he tries sexual behavior modification therapy with a Christian fundamentalist, buys an amusement park, and generally lives it up.That's the general plot, but this film is an absolute riot.
Loaded with gags, parody, puns, double entendres, etc.
Musical and dance numbers galore.
Fabulous guest appearances by the stars we know and love.
I laughed until it hurt.
There are no words that can adequately describe this film, and all I can really say about it is if you like mad cap humor, this one's for you.
NOT a profound statement about the gay experience.
And buy the DVD -- you can order it on Amazon.Guest appearances by Michael, Barbra, Liz, and the usual suspects.P.S. To Wayne who wrote the pejorative comments about my review: I had absolutely nothing to do with the making of this film, I do not know anyone who made this film, and I have not received any incentives, financial or otherwise, to promote it.
I saw it in a packed auditorium with a seating capacity of 1,407.
No one walked out during the screening, and most of the audience was laughing as much as I was.
I'll admit it's goofy humor, but duh!
it's a cartoon..
"It is Gayday at HAPPYLAND.".
People need to understand, that sometimes everyone enjoys a light-hearted comedy, that sparks creative freedom.
Okay, sure the premise is about 15 years too late, its about a gay duck and his silly adventures.
But what makes this truly enjoyable comedy, absolute hilarious, is its ability not to take itself too seriously.
Growing up gay and Jewish makes me relate to the entire characterization of Seymour Duckstein.
But when this melodramatic comedy, has names of cartoon characters such as Oscar Wildcat, Bi-Polar bear,just too name a few.
I cant recommend this comedy enough, if you want a funny, laugh-out-loud comedy that is so tongue-and-cheek it makes family guy look like the first seasons of the Simpson's.
The only shortcomings, that the film has is it is 74-79 minutes , plus I would have loved to see a full soundtrack instead of musical members that last maybe a minute or two..
Not Great Cinema, But Funny if You Love Campy Humour.
I enjoyed Queer Duck when it first showed up online.
I went into the movie, however, with no expectations that I would even like it that much.
I thought it was a fun hour+.
The jokes and visual puns are nicely done, and Conan O'Brien played his "role" well.
Sadly, many of the celebrity-driven jokes are from a specific time and place, but if you know the context, you'll laugh out loud.
The DVD itself is worth watching, including the original internet videos and interviews with the creators and voice actors.
All this said, if you're looking for something that speaks to the struggle to be happily gay in a heterosexual world or imparts a greater wisdom, watch "The Life and Times of Harvey Milk" or some other film; this is not for you..
Loved It. I Bought the DVD because i heard all the rage about this Queer Duck so I went to wal mart and bought it for 14 bucks watched it when i got home and i absolutely loved it from beginning to end.
From celebrity jokes to gay jokes the movie was terrific.
The voice actors were amazing and Mike Reiss sure does know how to entertain people this is a great movie that has to be bought not rented.
It was nice to see Mark Hamill, Tim Curry and David Duchovny doing silly cartoon voices like Tiny Jesus.
I Laughed my ass off when i saw this it has to be the best independent film ever made right next to Klay World.
so i give this movie 10 stars for great voice acting, great animation, wonderful jokes and terrific music..
Junk.
I literally signed up at this site just to knock this lame duck out of the water.
I'm almost positive the person who wrote the review "Queer Duck Rules" had some hand in the production of this film, because this was just junk.
I checked it out because I saw that it was written by a former Simpsons writer, and had Conan as a guest voice...how could that not be funny?
But this film just completely lacked the flow of a proper comedy.
There were a couple of decent jokes in the mess though, but I didn't actually laugh at any of them.
I just kind of acknowledged that they were jokes in a "well, that's not bad" type of way.
Nothing worth spending money on.In addition, the film kept on using sound effects after each joke...like a drummer in a nightclub.
I guess to ensure that the audience understood which lines were jokes, and just about everyone came off looking bad.
On top of all of this, the musical numbers were drawn out and tedious, which made them feel like nothing more than filler.This cartoon runs at about seventy-two minutes.
I turned it off at about fifty minutes, and I actually felt ashamed that I wasted fifty minutes on it.
That should tell you all you need to know right there..
Does Sexual Orientation Affect Sense of Humor?.
You would think, with the voice talent in this movie, that it would be at least a little funny.
90% of this cast has made me laugh out loud at least once.
Maybe, MAYBE it's funnier if you're gay but I like to think that gay people have better sense of humor than this.
It's full of silly puns, old messages and tired stereotype jokes.
South Park has done more credit to people who are homosexual.I have considered that if someone has a different sexual orientation, maybe they also have a different comic orientation but I don't think this is a case of humor being different, as if written in a language other than my "straight" tongue.
I get the jokes, Michael Jackson looks like an old woman, Judy Garland is Queen of the Gays and Cher is just an endless source of fabulous humor.
How many Evil Christian Preacher characters have we seen before?
I've just heard it all before and it was funnier and better said the first time.
I mean, look at the movie "But I'm a Cheerleader" about a girl who goes off to a straight reprogramming camp.
Same theme but funny!.
I read the positive review(s) above and am absolutely astounded that a theater full of people could watch this and think it was funny.
Or clever.
Mass hysteria?
Stoned out of their gourds?
Straight?On a message board, a poster notes that on the DVD extras the Queer Duck creator says that all the participants except one were straight.
I don't know if that's true, but it might explain the quality of this film.
It feels like some doofus-hipster straight guy's idea of what he thinks is funny about gay life.
Very young children might find this film funny, but it would be inappropriate and they wouldn't understand that it's supposed to be satirical.
It would only reinforce whatever stereotypes they've already picked up from the media.
Anyone above age 12 or with an IQ over 70--gay or straight--should avoid Queer Duck like the plague.
If the man who made this is gay, I'd say it's an exercise in self-loathing.
If he's straight, he's got a bad-, bad-, bad-sitcom sense of humor and a very superficial idea of what it means to be gay.Gay life can be wickedly, screamingly funny, and it's ripe for laugh-exploitation.
How a satire on gay life could be this lame--that's the only word for it--is utterly baffling.
This is one of the worst films I've ever seen and undoubtedly the worst animated feature I've ever seen..
Great Comedy.
Queer Duck: The movie is a solid comedy about a homosexual duck fighting with his sexuality, good jokes all around and a real connection to the characters, a shout out to openly gator as my favourite of the bunch.
The comedy in the film didn't over shadow the character development and they connected wonderfully ending in a good mix of comedy and serious character development I would rate a solid 7/10 and would watch with my kids again..
Low rent cartoon better suited for comedy central.
This consistently clever, though rarely hilarious low budget cartoon is suitable only for hardcore cartoon (homoerotic?)animation fans, with it's sole purpose being 70 + minutes of shoddy animation dedicated to making fun with, though not of, gays.
Alienating a large portion in an already small demographic, Queer Duck does not shy away from the queer demographic in it's relentless cuts to musical numbers and continuous homophobic baiting, although the constant pop culture and celebrity gags should appease many of the students of Family Guy, South Park, and The Simpsons (from which Queer Duck's creator was first established).
If one were to distill the zany scatological humor found throughout those gems, cut the resources by about 85%, and add an entire unabashedly homosexual slant, one may appreciate what this little toon is offering..
And I thought Howard the Duck was the Height of Duck movie making!.
This was a funny film.
Lots of gay jokes, lots of camp funny, some wicked double entendres, easy on the eye, fast paced, enjoyable.
MOst of the time watching it I was thinking about other people i knew who would be laughing their asses off too, When you see a film called Queer Duck you can't go in to the experience expecting drama, plot, gritty realising or anything of the sort.
It's not CSI.
If the very concept of a queer duck doesn't make you smile then you probably won't like this film.
Also, and as the maker says, this is a stereotype of homosexuality based on a pretty select demographic - middle aged fags the maker knows.
No real plot but a lot of fun and some real laugh out loud moments..
Some good comedy with no good plot.
I would have given this movie a much lower rating; but, the fact is, I sat through the whole thing and was never terribly annoyed with it.
However, the film came very close to crossing that line.The movie faithfully follows the animation and comedy style of the shorts it is based on, which can be found free for the taking all over the Web. I think those shorts have a huge advantage over this movie: they are short.The problem is not that the quality of the humor in this movie ever dips lower than that of the shorts, it's that the jokes are endless, and you get tired of grunting out a half-hearted laugh after a while.The plot, and I use that word loosely, is about Queer Duck questioning being gay.
Is this all there is to life: endless parties, drugs, and sex?
We know that Queer Duck parties and likely uses drugs, but we also get the impression he is in a committed relationship with Openly Gator.
For the sake of a laugh, this impression is ostensibly proved incorrect in an early scene, but knowing the true nature of Queer Duck and Openly Gator, we know they are committed to each other.
If they were not, Openly Gator wouldn't be so upset when Queer Duck tries to live life as a straight duck and marries an old buzzard akin to our world's Liza Minelli.But, this is where the plot is lost.
The film shows Queer Duck having a wonderful relationship with Madame Buzzard, but when she dies, it never shows why Queer Duck wants Openly Gator back so badly, except that perhaps he is lonely.
We are supposed to believe that Queer Duck really accepts being gay because his wife dies.
But the beginning of the film doesn't show us Openly Gator and Queer Duck's really bonding; however, the film does convincingly show the bond between Queer Duck and the buzzard.
We understand that Openly Gator is heart broken, and we can assume why, but the movie never shows us why.
It never shows that spark between Openly Gator and Queer Duck, even though we know they had been in a committed relationship for some time.I would have liked to have seen Oscar Wildcat play a bigger part in this movie.
His dry banter provides a welcome respite from the other, louder jokes that play throughout.This movie is recommended if you can't find anything else at the video store and don't want to leave empty-handed.
It's a step above that C-level-romantic-comedy you know you don't want to see, in that I think you are less likely to turn this off..
i saw this on TV late one night and tuned in based on the name alone.
i figured with a name like Queer Duck: The Movie it would be a fun movie that didn't take itself to seriously.
For it's campy gay humour, it's enjoyable.
There are some serious flaws in it however.
It starts off fun.
The opening sequence is entertaining and the names might make you smirk (Openly Gator, Oscar Wildcat etc...) but after that, it slowly goes downhill.
The most irritating thing in the whole movie is the animation.
Web cartoon-grade movement where the eyebrows seem to just bounce around at every word while the mouth attempts to match the dialogue (spoiler alert...it never does) The jokes are more miss than hit and one joke is just stolen off an episode of Family Guy (it's like a friend telling the same joke only with added gay animals) All in all, don't bother buying it on DVD but if you see it on TV, you could do a lot worse 3/10