Zombies! Zombies! Zombies!

Plot synopsis:
Searching for the cure for cancer, a scientist creates a chemical that promotes cell growth. After being visited by a drug addict, the drugs and the cure are mixed up and misused by him and several prostitutes. They become zombified and begin biting people nearby. A small group of exotic dancers team up with the prostitutes' former pimp to defend their strip club, the Grindhouse, against a horde of blood-thirsty zombies.
Four strippers in a nightclub, after their dance routines are over and the club is closing for the night, walk over to a nearby cafeteria for breakfast, when some hookers turn into zombies and attack them. Except for one stripper Pandora, played by Juliet Reeves, who couldn't make it till the end, the other 3 ladies manage to fight and decimate all the zombies and survive through it all.
The prettiest and tallest of the 3 surviving strippers is Dakota, played by Playboy playmate Jessica Barton. She is the most popular (and most tipped) stripper of the club, but that comes with quite some attitude. During the course of the movie, she gives a lap dance to one of her lovers, but then he gets bitten and turns into a zombie. Dakota has to blow this lover-turned-zombie (as well as her boyfriend cop-turned-zombie) with her gun.
The second stripper is Dallas, played by Miss Oahu Lyanna Tumaneng. She is clearly the most courageous of the trio, as she braved zombie attacks to get the zombie antidote from the laboratory. The male lead Chris, played by Sean Harriman, was on the same mission alongside Dallas and managed to inject himself with the zombie antidote that they found in the lab. Eventually, Chris falls in love with her.
The third stripper is Chris' sister Harley, played by Playboy playmate Hollie Winnard. She is a single mom of a little daughter and they stay with Chris and their grandmother. This was Harley's very first night at the club, where she plays a nervous rookie and she performs a quick but funny tease.
During the beginning of the film the strippers have a difficult time identifying themselves to each other. They awkwardly introduce each other by their stage name, and their real names. Their indecisiveness in their career lead to differences in how strippers should be treated by themselves, others, and of course zombies.
As the battle between the zombies and the remaining survivors heats up, the zombies start to get the upper hand. Though the survivors are locked inside a safe room, the buxom hooker-turned-zombie named Pamela, as played by Stephanie Miller, manages to get inside. In the skirmish, Chris loses to her strength, as Pamela bites him and takes a chunk off his forehead. But thanks to the zombie antidote in his blood, Pamela is soon blown to smithereens. Harley and Dakota do not understand what happened, so Dallas explains that exposing Chris' blood to the zombies is a sure way to destroy them all. To test the idea, Chris offers his right hand to a zombie outside the door, and upon biting Chris, that zombie is blown apart as well.
Seeing the plan work so well, Dakota suggests that they should let 2 zombies into the room. The plan works well for the first couple of times, as 2 zombies are let into the room at a time, and after biting the shoulders of Chris, they are blown apart. But soon, a very weakened Chris collapses on the floor. Hell breaks loose, as all the remaining zombies manage to break into the room and attack them. With no other option to save the 3 girls, Chris gets up for his final action. He requests his sister Harley to take care of her daughter Jenna, whom Chris used to babysit back at home. He then gives a farewell kiss to his love interest Dallas. Chris offers himself to the pack of zombies, with the girls making no effort at all to stop him from doing so. At the outset, the zombies cut through Chris' ribs and eat up his heart, as the girls look on. Within a very short time, the zombies finish him off and then blow themselves apart as expected. The devouring of Chris by the zombies happens at a pretty high speed, instead of his arms, legs, torso, etc. being chomped step-by-step. Finally, all that is left of Chris are just some blood and flesh splattered on the club floor, along with that of the exploded zombies.
With all zombies finally eliminated, the 3 girls wipe the goo off their hair and walk out of the nightclub in supermodel catwalk style, smiles of victory writ large on their face. Their outfits are still smeared with flesh and blood of zombies and Chris alike. Out in the open daylight, Dallas smilingly comments to Harley that they had a rough last night. Harley replies that it wasn't as much fun as she had hoped.

Tags: violence

Review:
Low Budget...some bad reviews...but I liked it!.
I had read a few negative reviews about this movie, so maybe I wasn't expecting much...but I liked it.
From reading the Horror sites, I already knew that this was made by some first-time filmmakers, horror fans, who had funded the entire movie on their personal credit cards...so i was interested to see how bad it was going to be.To my surprise, I actually thought they did a pretty good job considering the ultra-low budget.
It is slow to get started, it's shot on HD not film, some of the acting is a little stiff, and a lot of the fx are kinda cheesy...but I have seen some really craptastic low-budget movies in my day, and this one actually comes out as much more professional than most.The budget is apparent with things like fx and production quality, but the filmmakers seemed to really put a lot of thought and work into the story and characters.
The girls are smoking hot playboy models, and the comedy is...well, actually pretty funny, which is rare in most self proclaimed horror-comedy movies.Anyway, to sum it up...if you are expecting a Hollywood grade movie...you will be sadly disappointed, and probably hate the movie.
But, if you are a fan of low-budget horror, get the jokes, and support horror fans that have the guts to risk their own money to make a movie...then this may be a treat for you.
For those zombie movie purists appalled by this film, what did you expect with a tag line of "strippers vs.
I'll bet you also pour out a glass of clotted milk after having noticed that it was expired, drink it, and then complain that it was bad.As far a plots go, this movie had a hell of a lot better plot than a lot of classic cult films.
Poor special effects are to be expected with a plot line like this and I would have been disappointed if the FX were outstanding.This is movie is great for those who appreciate cheesy movies.
News Flash: It's a zombie horror film complete with all the expected things that make a zombie movie.
The good thing about this film is that it's laced with some genuinely funny moments that make fun of the zombie clichés.The special effects are better than average for a low budget film.
Sure, the character is a bit over-the-top but this is as much a comedy as it is a horror film.
You know, I'm not against low budget or indie films, far from it.
But when people put together trash like this with horrible effects, bad acting, and painful dialog...no amount of boobies can cover for it.It's actually a little insulting to throw together crap like this and expect people to enjoy it because you included strippers.
As if you think the public doesn't have enough common sense to know a bad movie because you put attractive women on the screen.
Zombie Strippers didn't have a huge budget but that movie was funny at least, and it had way more nudity.
I'll make this short and sweet.People that gave this 1 star need to watch more movies.That being said, this is an average low-budget flick.
There are some decent "low-tech" effects scattered throughout.Also, it is shot in HD and not on film, which only makes it look cheaper.The acting is a mixed bag with some really good acting and some really bad acting, but mostly the acting is average.The writing is quite good, which is refreshing for a low-budget zombie movie.
It seems like the writers actually bothered to come up with some plot twists of their own, which is uncommon for the ridiculously derivative zombie genre.
Even if some of their ideas didn't pan out so well in the film, they still get points for not just puking out the same mind-numbing crap you usually get with these kind of movies.The characters are well-developed and actually seem like real people.Overall, worth a rent if you have some time to kill, but I wouldn't buy it..
is not at all scary, and only amusing thanks to the surprisingly good acting from a mostly unknown cast.The story behind the zombie outbreak in this film is quickly explained and rather funny.
For some reason, this guy mixes the scientist's concoctions and creates some new drug which turns people into zombies.
Eventually, a group of strippers, prostitutes, their friends and a pimp are all holed up in a strip club fending off against a horde of the undead.No, the plot is not award winning, but it suits this no-budget movie.
Also, oddly enough, for a movie set in a strip club and whose main characters are strippers, there is very little nudity.Anyway, this is a decent enough effort that is marred by a few glaring issues.
The FX are what we've come to expect from straight to DVD films - token prosthetics and budget-bound CGI.It's not all bad though.
The strippers are attractive enough in a plastic casting couch kind of way, and they get their funbags out and jiggle them around a contractual once each during the movie.
Pay more and I think you'll be pretty disappointed.I was expecting cheesy and hoping for a laugh or two in the company of some hot babes, kinda like Lesbian Vampire Killers just with Zombies, but it was more like Land of the Dead with Jam for blood.
I wouldn't really call it funny, but I chuckled a bit and had a few laughs at the movie.It's about on par with a very good school play, but in the hands of professionals I think it could have been a pretty good show..
For a low-budget "zom-com" (zombie-comedy) this film wasn't too bad.
One thing leads to another and soon he and some prostitutes are flesh eating zombies who are trying to get into a strip club to satisfy their hunger.
So in essence what this film offers is a little humor, sexy women and plentiful special effects.
Unfortunately, the acting simply wasn't good enough to differentiate this film from a host of other low-budget zombie comedies that are currently flooding the market.
If you're after a really fun stripper horror, try Vamp (1986) or the film it inspired, Quentin Tarantino's From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)..
An experimental drug designed to cure cancer is half-inched from a laboratory and winds up being smoked by crack whores who turn into flesh eating zombies that attack the sexy dancers of a nearby strip-club.Take the initials of Zombies!, Zombies!, Zombies!, and what you have is 'ZZZ', which is kinda apt, because the first act of this low-budget zombie comedy horror is in danger of sending the viewer to sleep, despite the sight of several gorgeous women gyrating their goods in front of the camera.
The comedy side of things is sorely lacking.Once the flesh-eating begins, the film begins to get a bit more entertaining, with some enthusiastic gore, but an over-reliance on cheap CGI does tend to ruin matters a bit.
The film's few practical effects mightn't be that convincing, but they're a damn sight better than the poorly rendered digital effects, best moment being a chainsaw rammed through a zombie's head.
I was so excited to see this movie since I'm a horror maniac & curious to see how those chicks deals with the zombies.
Almost everything were familiar like other zombie movies, it resembles to Night of the living dead in the scene of Dallas & Chris getting away from zombies to find some help, & Dawn of the dead in the scene of hiding themself into the night club(mall in DOTD).
As for the CGI & the effects I'll be honest that they were poorly made especially the blood which looks exactly like strawberry jam, some stabbed zombie, & some zombie explosion.
Well, I guess that's all I can say 'bout this movie but my personal thought is I'd really expecting some sequel that shown more of Jessica Barton's acting, because I really like her.
& as long as she's there, who cares if the movie would be low budget or terribly made..
That is the problem for new zombie movie directors and writers, they need to come up with a hook to spin the 'accepted' lore to create new interest..
The film-makes say it's a 'zombie comedy.' Yes, there are zombies, but not much in the way of laughs.Some people say it's terrible.
Yeah yeah, it is an attack in a strip club called Grindhouse so you know that nudity will play a big role but what really went wrong is the acting, it is really terrible.
ZZZ isn't the worst low budget movie ever made, by a long shot.
The actors, for the most part, actually seem quite competent, and do their best to make this movie entertaining- making the best of a bad situation, as it were.
Extremely fun low-budget shlock horror.
Locked up in a strip club, a group of exotic dancers must fight for their lives against the horde of undead or fall victim to the infectious bite of the rotting ghouls.Rookie director Jason Murphy brings another installment in the 'Undead Exotic Dancer' subsubgenre (being released just before Zombie Strippers!
While I wasn't such a fan of the mildly entertaining Zombie Strippers!, I thought I would give this one a look to help viewers choose which Naked Flesheaters (title for the next one?) were more worth the watch.
Horror-comedies make up a good amount of my favourite films (from Freaked to Shaun of the Dead, I'll take 'em all).
Toss in zombies (the best subgenre in horror) and naked, blood-soaked women and you've got it made.
Also, the cheap shot-on-video look is something that has been putting off a lot of horror fans from modern low-budget cinema.
It's something that needs to be looked past, however, in order to enjoy a film like this.
Beyond the a/v problems, the rest of the problems of low-budget film-making show, but the filmmakers knew how to utilize them in a way that makes them funny enough to laugh WITH instead of laugh AT.
True horror devotees only need apply, but if you know what to expect and get off on that sort of thing, you'll enjoy this a lot..
Surprisingly decent, gory zombie film.
When they manage to run into local pimp Johnny 'BackHand' Vegas, (Anthony Headen) afterward, they realize that some of his charges have become zombies and return back to the strip club along with friends Chris, (Sean Harriman) Clive, (Valensky Sylvain) and Steven, (Landon Ashworth) and try to find a way out.
Finding out that the zombies are the result of exposure to a new experimental drug that was supposed to cure cancer, they try to survive the onslaught from the ever-growing masses of the undead.The Good News: This here was a pretty enjoyable effort with a lot to like about it.
Even some of the stuff with the zombies manages to get a chuckle, such as their constant tactic of managing to sneak up from twenty feet away of the victim unaware of their condition and the attack being watched through the closed-circuit cameras and a remark is made each time, as well as the different encounters that generate a few good chuckle-worthy moments here and there.
Beyond the humor, there's also some fun to be had from the zombies, which look nice enough.
It even has some nice work within the strip club, with those scenes coming out with some effective moments at offering up some fun.
These here make this one quite enjoyable and entertaining.The Bad News: There wasn't a whole lot really wrong with this one.
Granted, what's there isn't bad at all, but it really could've used a little more in terms of overall amount considering where it's taking place and what's happening in the course of the film.
These are done in the still-alive-with-just-bloody-wounds visible approach, which isn't that great and doesn't look that good compared to other zombie efforts out there.
While not the funniest movie I've ever seen, it made me laugh a few times and certainly wasn't painful.Instead of trying to make this a city wide epidemic the movie is filmed in just a few locations, mostly inside and around the strip club.
Instead of bad CGI rely on practical effects until the climax (thank you!) The acting ranges from average to good.
The weaker acting comes from the minor characters, who are mostly the eye candy anyway.This isn't meant to be a masterpiece, but it's proof that low budget movies don't have to be awful..
is yet another low budget horror comedy mixing strippers with zombies; I have no idea why the two subjects are so often put together, but there you go.
The emphasis of this one is definitely on the strippers, with endless scenes at the strip joint with unpleasant pimps and the like; zombie action is thin on the ground and the attempted - and woeful - comedy is endless.
Since, presumably many of the extras were friends (contributors, whatever) to the production, you can also have more fun with enjoying the excruciatingly poorly timed delivered lines e.g. like as soon as Pandora banters with 'first bar patron / Hercules' (Brad Tremoroli as with multiple crew help credits, too), especially!And so to that genre adding denouement: the aforesaid dispatch method is worth catching to add to your knowledge of the genre (like all the ways vampires can be done away with) as in so doing, the zombies' (ah, all zombies, zombies) demise begin to betray the no doubt budget limitations with some, in effect, great, poor CGI: prior to that, other zombies (all of those 'Zombies, Zombies') are dispatched with in amusing stunt prop destruction cameos, including the great one 'featured' (coz it's on the box cover pix) stiletto in the head zombie!Thus despite its somewhat reprehensible misogynistic (possibly even borderline racist?!) undertones, nevertheless, overall, still enjoyably for its sheer ineptness!** who gets his homage nod in having the clip ice skating rink named after him.
And just in passing: so who would allow a toddler to watch a zombie film - and a 3D 'come out of the screen at ya', type, too - on her own, then only part through it, put her down to sleep?!
Unfortunately the drug has the unwanted side-effect of turning anyone who takes it into flesh eating zombies.
Lucas owes money to pimp Johnny 'Backhand' Vegas (Anthony Headen) who takes the drugs as payment & a couple of his hooker girls steal some & quickly turn into flesh eating zombies & attack some of the girls from the local strip bar who lock themselves inside the bar but are trapped.
Zombies (the version I saw had this title on the opening credits) this cheap low budget zombie film was directed by Jason Murphy & while it tries to be gory & funny & sexy I didn't think it worked that well & anyone with any level of expectation is going to be disappointed with it.
The script is poor really with a lacklustre reason behind the zombie outbreak, all of it's female character's are either prostitutes or strippers, the dialogue is occasionally amusing but the swearing & lame one-liners get tedious & even at only 80 odd minutes in length it's pretty slow going at times.
One part of the script I couldn't get my head around was when two of the character's decided to make a run for it to Dr. Stewart's laboratory to try & find a cure & I was sat there thinking why doesn't everyone stuck in the strip club just jump in the car with them & get as far away from the zombies as possible rather then trapping themselves inside the club & why do those two character's even bother going back?
The film plays like The Night of the Living Dead (1968) only the human survivors are trapped inside a strip club rather than a farmhouse & there's lots of childish humour that is meant to appeal to the lowest common denominator.The special make-up effects are poor, the CGI effects are terrible with some awful exploding zombies that look really bad & there's not that much gore either.
The film has that cheap low budget shot on a camcorder look to it & the entire film seems to take place in & around a car park.
There are no scares or tension & because of the low budget no sort of atmosphere.The IMDb reckons Zombies!
had a budget of about $30,000 which is low & it does show at times with poor effects, a single location & cheap production values.
is a poor low budget zombie film that tries to mix horror, gore, nudity, comedy & girls with large breast's which is fine I suppose but as a film it's just not very good & none of those elements are done justice..
This Film Vs Zombie Strippers.
And the gore/blood was clearly pink paint and fake (I know, it's a zombie film and it's never going to be 100% real.) It just didn't work for me.
Just like ZS, this film was centered around a strip club; however unlike ZS, the 'strippers' in ZZZ spent more time talking about their mums and boyfriends, arguing and getting slapped by their over-the-top pimp than they did actually stripping - for the record, I'm not that shallow, it is just expected from a stripper-based Zomcom.
For a low budget film (especially one with a budget as low as this) it did the job, I watched it from start to finish and did enjoy it, but it wasn't how I expected; especially after watching ZS prior.
Poor acting, poor effects, poor plot and poor film I'm afraid.