American Pie Presents the Book of Love

Plot synopsis:
The story begins with Rob entering his bedroom, and attempting to masturbate with a peanut butter and jelly sandwich (similar to the apple pie scenario in the first film). While he is doing this his dog, Frizzie, tries to eat the sandwich, and Rob's little brother Cody takes a video of him receiving this unwanted sexual gratification. Later, Rob meets with his friends, Nathan and Marshall Lube, at school. Nathan reveals that his girlfriend, Dana, has pledged to abstain from sex until marriage despite the fact that she has already slept with six other people. Rob talks to Heidi, a girl he is attracted to, and Stifler. Stifler states that if Rob doesn't make a move on Heidi, he will. In class, Lube has a vivid fantasy about a group of cheerleaders, particularly one named Ashley. Rob and Heidi meet later in the school library where she discloses that she is a virgin, and wishes to just "get it [sex] over with". At the school dance, Nathan tries to get to second base with Dana, but only manages to offend her due to her abstinence pledge. Rob attempts to tell Heidi how he feels about her but is interrupted by Nathan and Lube. He eventually finds her in the library about to have sex with another student, and drops a lit candle in a bin in shock. This sets the library on fire, which sets off the water sprinklers.
The next day, when Rob and Heidi are cleaning the library, Rob finds a secret compartment containing 'The Bible' (The Book of Love). He shows the book to his friends Nathan and Lube and explains that it is a sex manual that has been compiled over forty years by the students who found it. The book is regarded as legendary, but unfortunately has been damaged by the water.
Later in the local mall, Rob attempts to test a tip in the book; 'Simple Flattery'. He approaches Ashley in a lingerie store and complements her. Ashley leads him into a changing room, takes off her bra and top, and makes him steal a bra for her. Unfortunately Rob is caught and forced to pay for the bra with his mom's credit card. Meanwhile, Nathan goes to Dana's church service to talk to her, but accidentally broadcasts the explicit and highly personal conversation to the entire congregation on the church's PA system. Dana's father then bans Dana from seeing Nathan. When she receives her credit card bill, Rob's mom tries to talk to him about buying underwear, prompting Rob to sarcastically say that he likes wearing women's underwear. He is again filmed by his little brother, who again posts the footage on the internet for the whole school to see.
The next day, Heidi, Imogen, and Dana are spectating at a school basketball game in which Rob and Stifler are playing. A girl called Katie tries to talk to Stifler, but he brushes her off. Rob again attempts to tell Heidi how he feels, but is unable to. Lube discovers a page in The Bible which tells of a brothel in Canada and a prostitute, Monique, who is very experienced. The entry was written in 1975, but Lube misreads the date as 1995, and they decide to visit. When they meet Monique the boys are disgusted, but Nathan states that they should go for it anyway. Nathan and Lube make Rob go first, but Monique dies while performing oral sex on him. They panic and drive back to the USA.
Rob and Heidi are once again in the library where Rob finally tells her he is attracted to her. Heidi says she feels the same, and they agree to meet at Stifler's party later. At the party Heidi hears Rob shout "Tonight, I'm getting laid!", and runs upstairs. Stifler again brushes off Katie when she tries to talk to him. Lube tells Ashley how he feels about her, giving a speech on how he guarantees sexual satisfaction, but she still turns him down. Ashley's friend is impressed with his promise and tells Lube to meet her upstairs, but when she finds an offensive text on his phone she storms out. Nathan attempts to reconcile with Dana but offends her, making her leave once again. Rob finds Heidi in bed with Stifler and leaves the room. Heidi follows him downstairs, but Rob refuses to talk to her and begins to drink heavily. He declares "only assholes get laid!" and then behaves crudely to a random girl, who promptly goes to bed with him. She asks him to have sex with her from behind, but he hallucinates and sees Heidi saying; "You aren't seriously going to stick your dick in that, are you?". Rob then throws up on the girl's back. The next morning his mother asks him if he drove home drunk, and shows him a film she received on her phone of Rob throwing up on the girl the night before.
In an attempt to restore The Bible, Rob and his friends resolve to find all of the people who originally wrote it in order to recreate it, starting with the original creator, Noah Levenstein. They eventually succeed in recreating the book.
Rob and his friends then go on the school ski trip. In a log cabin where a few students are playing strip poker, Katie again attempts to talk to Stifler, who again brushes her off. She bets Stifler that if she wins at poker he has to apologise to her and run naked in the snow. Stifler loses and is forced to apologise and go outside naked, where he is humped by a moose. Due to last night's ordeal, Imogen keeps him company and the two form a bond. The other students are riding up the mountain in gondola ski lifts, but Nathan has sex with Dana in the lift control room and accidentally shut off the lifts' power. In one lift, Rob and Heidi reconcile and kiss. Ashley and Lube are in another lift, where Lube falls out when trying to go for help. When Ashley climbs down to him, Lube tells her how he really feels about her, moving her to tears. Heidi and Rob return to the cabin and have sex. Lube and Ashley also go back to the cabin and have sex.
The story ends with Rob, Nathan, and Lube returning the newly restored Bible to where Rob found it, after Rob has added his signature to it. As a finale, Rob's brother, Cody, enters his bedroom to find an online film of him putting a vacuum cleaner on his penis. To his horror it has been viewed almost 10 million times. Rob ends the film with the words "Gotcha, ha ha".

Tags: pornographic, romantic, prank

Review:
The "American Pie" franchise got beaten to death, succumbing to it's inevitable demise with this tired, bored, stupified pathetic excuse for a film "The Book of Love".Now before I go any further, I have to express that I am indeed an "American Pie" fan and enjoy all the films so far even the straight to DVD released ones of the past few years.So naturally when I heard of the 7th film's release I was eager to sit back, relax and enjoy some more mindless potty humour and enjoy a few laughs....sadly, there were only a FEW laughs to be had as in I believe there were 2 scenes I found funny.
I won't ruin those scenes for anyone who still feels the need to watch this film but I'll just say they involved a women's underwear department store and the other some old ladies false teeth!The rest of the film relies on tired old jokes from the previous six films which by now aren't funny and are slightly altered to appear fresh and original but just end up falling flat and leave the viewer wondering if they were supposed to laugh or not.The acting in this film is absolutely atrocious but no surprises there as the only relevant actors in the film were Rosanna Arquette and Eugene Levy who stole every scene he was in.
Too bad his scene's were so short that his role was more like a cameo role which is a major shame but I guess this film was done on no budget and what little money they did have was used to pay Mr Levy for the one day of shooting he did for this film.The characters this time round just weren't memorable and although I just watched the film lat night...I'm struggling to remember any one character's name!The new "Stifler" was average too and without a string Stifler....what can you expect to get out of a so called "American Pie" film?The film tries desperately to avoid boredom and throws in many pointless cameos from Hollywood Caleb's such as Bret Michals which just aren't funny!I think I'll skip adding this one to my collection!I'm nearly done complaining but before I wrap up....I would like to mention that it's a real shame this film is the one released 10 years after the original.
If I was a rich Hollywood movie director/ writer...I would do a film about the original group getting together ten years later to celebrate their High School reunion!
And the movie could be called; "American Pie: High School Reunion".Now that sounds like an "American Pie" film that people would want to see!!!!Please stop the straight to DVD releases!!!!.
Nobody expects a great story when they see the "American Pie Presents" (what does that even mean?) moniker, but a little variation here and there would be pretty nice.
Wouldn't be that much of a problem if the little vignettes were funny, but the supposed highlight of the movie consists of faux-Stifler getting raped by a moose.
Aside from Eugene Levy, there are no other past American Pie actors in the movie.
Nor is there any other reason to call this movie "American Pie", aside from it being about high school kids trying to get laid and containing a character named Stifler (who does not remotely measure up to the name).A lot of the humor is derivative of the original American Pie movies (which I enjoyed), but isn't funny at all here, possibly because we've seen it before and likely because it just isn't written or acted as well.
Yet another ridiculous American Pie spin off, unrelated to the first, that has now been spit into stores for kids to buy and call "the best movie ever".
Maybe we're heading down the sea of nihilism, I don't know.We are enlightened to see that Bug Hall (The Little Rascals) plays the lead character in this mess, and I would just give the film one and a half stars for him and Eugene Levy, solely.
I saw this movie yesterday and i just wasted my 1:30 hr for watching this movie,u do not expect a great movie out of it but at least it should be a bit entertaining than the previous versions or par with the previous bone crackers.Actors are not at all good.Stifler(who has a bit of commanding role) is a complete waste in this movie,actors are not gorgeous or at least beautiful or at least pleasing,this version has severed the fame of American Pie brand and a huge disappointment to lot of teen comedy lovers.At least they should have repeated actors which may have made the movie a little bit dandy.So sit back and watch other movies instead of wasting your time and money on it..
this movie did not bring up to American pie standards the story line should have been looked at more carefully the actors for me should not have played the part, stifler is not a stifler if they want to make a new American pie again they need to bring up their A game like kicking off the actors and going back to Noah Levenstine's time when he was young because all the movies have pretty much said that he was a god.
I watched the movie and after looking at stifler for the first time i knew this movie is the worst American pie, the story line had so much potential but they messed it up.
It's something like the American Pie Paradox: the first 3 films set a really high standard (funny, original to an extend, well shaped action) and the ones that followed were more like a new low in the history of comedy.
i felt like i was missing something.the actors gave me the feeling I'm watching high school acting class but in a real movie.
American pie 123 were very good and weren't THAT sexual.yes this movie felt a lot more American pie than the other spin offs but still didn't come even close to the first and second.too bad.
Its no means like the original American pie movies (first 3 movies) but its still pretty good.
It isn't on the level of the original American pie movies but that doesn't mean its garbage.
I did have fun a bit because it was nearly as good as the first 2 series of "The American Pie 1-2" OK OK, it was not so close but still average.
If you compare with the 3rd to 6th American Pie series and you liked them, then watch it because it is better and better.
I hope this American Pie series will end with a very good finale..
To start with , I ve watched every single American Pie movie that came out on DVD's , loved the act and the actors as much as the content .
This piece (crap I might add) movie is closer to porn than it is to the American Pie most of us loved and laughed at , not only is there no humour or anything near that but the whole movie concentrates on "Fantasy Tits and Naked Bodies".
Just as I love watching all the National Lampoon movies, American Pie movies although not as good as the first few, but still enjoyable to watch is The Book Of Love.
I think the premise is the passing of the American Pie Torch to a new generation...this is why I think they went back to the roots of the Book of Love!
This film is about three young adult men trying to score their first sexual experience."American Pie Presents: The Book of Love" is using the same jokes and humour from the previous American Pies, so it is pretty much running out on ideas.
It is a welcoming change but it sounds quite out of place and very preachy.I think "American Pie Presents: The Book of Love" is less entertaining than the previous straight to video American Pies, but it is still entertaining enough to be a brain off comedy..
John Patrick Jordan who plays Stifler in the new American pie, is really poor.
All the actors did not have the "American pie" spirit like in the others series.
I did not expect that it would be this bad, because the AP series has never been like this!The script was okay, they really wanted to deliverer humor scenes and entertainment.
Yesterday I saw the first and the second film of American Pie, and I saw the movie alone and I had to laugh all the time..
Today I saw the latest film of American Pie; book of love, seriously I haven't laugh one time..
The actors were playing bad, the movie was so unreal (in the other American Pie movies there were situations that could happen to myself, in the book of love it was all fake) and things like Stifler got anal by a bad animated elk isn't funny at all.
I hope there will be a new American Pie movie only they should hire good actors who make movie funny, they have at least to make one other movie of American Pie to make good the book of love.
So my hint is to not waste your time and money to this movie, it's a worst of the American Pie series..
Okay, so I really like all of the other American Pie movies, this is...not so much.
This edition of American Pie (AP) is not what earlier AP series movies were like.
It has a really bad story and plenty of very immature moments and weak acting but still I feel that for the right group of audience this is a fun little movie to watch.It's still being a very simplistic movie, that pretends like sex is the one and only important thing for high-school students.
Write it down in your book of love if you will, since it's more likely to help you more than the messages that get send out by this movie.But no, I'm definitely not hating on this movie, since it also did get quite fun to watch at times.
Some of the comedy is very immature but still most of it is being somewhat funny as well, It probably has more misses than hits in it but still plenty enough hits to make you enjoy watching this movie, especially when you are in the right age-group.Still it's a shame that lots of things seem to randomly happen in the movie.
It makes the story feel a bit messy but then again, who would ever want to watch this movie for its story?On par with the majority of the 'American Pie Presents' movie.5/10http://bobafett1138.blogspot.com/.
I don't think it deserves to be called an American Pie movie.
Boring plot + crappy actors = worst American Pie movie yet.
I know this plot seems overused (having been used in a lot of films) but I think that The Book Of Love brings a new take on it.
Personally, I thought that it was an average comedy, having some funny moments but compared to other American Pie films the laughs were inferior.You may say that the writer, David Steinberg, has lost his comedic touch with this movie compared to the all so superior American Pie 2.
But what this movie has compared to the other American Pie movies is the fact that the writers actually try to press the sensitive button, telling horny teenagers that showing love and respect for women will get you further in life.
This movie is nowhere near as good as the original American Pie movies but it is an advancement from the straight to DVD movies such as Band Camp (shockingly boring), Naked Mile (fun characters) and Beta House (completely ridiculous and OTT).Overall, this is certainly worth a watch for any American Pie fan and as a teenager myself I would recommend to teenage boys for a bit of a laugh with your mates.
Doesn't deserve to be American Pie. I fell this movie is so horrible i actually made an account here,which i previously did not have.I just have to say this movie is crap compared to the previous 6 movies.i have watched them all and have not been let down until his one.none of the actors were recognizable other than Eugene Levy, who was in the previous movies.and don't even get me started with Stifler.there was not enough of him even though there is no need for him because this "Stifler" is not good at all.This movie goes on my list of terrible comedies(Epic Movie and Disaster Movie included in list).There was not a single,i repeat,not a single moment in the movie where i actually laughed or had a smile on my face like the previous movies.I consider myself to have good taste in comedies so i might know what I'm talking about.But let you be the judge and don't take my word for it.But eh, id rather u take my opinion cuz u should not waste ur money on this crap.
The only real American Pie character in this movie is Noah Levenstein(Jim's Dad), portrayed by Eugene Levy.
The original, proper American Pie movies are far superior, and even The Naked Mile was better than this piece of-(insert profanity).
As far as on again, off again film series go, American Pie has had its good and bad.
While the film is predictable with typical situations and you won't remember for more than a couple of minutes after the final credits role, it's actually surprisingly extremely funny when you're watching it and definitely worth a shot..
Like weak coffee; the worst Pie - From a hardcore American Pie Fan. I'm disappointed in this movie.main reasons: First 45 minutes of film can be skipped as the plot only starts strengthening towards the end Stupid, unfunny and needlessly sexual 'daydreams' of one of the characters.
I didn't have high hopes for American Pie Book Of Love when I watched it, however I did expect like Naked Mile and Band Camp to be mildly amused for an hour and a half and for it to have a least some originality.
However after the opening ten minutes I knew I had made a bad decision, the acting was horrible and all the jokes where either stolen from a previous American Pie film or just completely ridiculous...
The acting however was probably the worst part, with all the leads being so terrible that I won't even bother to look up their names, the stand out performance was by Louisa Lytton who comes from Eastenders, she had about ten lines but I was surprised how well she pulled off her character.If you like unfunny, ridiculous, regenerated comedy then watch this film, however if you like funny and original (at the time) comedy watch the first American Pie or American Pie 2 as both of these are far far superior to the newest addition which barely deserves the American Pie name.3/10.
throughout this movie i found myself forcing to laugh just so i wouldn't feel like an idiot for getting so excited over another American pie movie.
10 Years ago they released the first ever American Pie film.
While watching the film you don't get the American Pie feeling, if you know what I mean.
It might not be worth to be an American Pie either.Also, the Stifler on this one is HORRIBLE.
The last name 'Stifler' and the Stifler characters are one of the things that makes American Pie good.
Terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible.I have never seen such crap, the humour is so blunt, it is not even funny, yes, crude humour can be enjoyable, but this film is just awful, I did not really finish watching it, it was that bad.The film was really, one long soft pornography film, as the acting was probably as good as something from a pornographic movie, and all of the actors/actresses had the typical 'bimbo' look to match.Really?
American Pie Presents The Book of Love.
American Pie Presents The Book of Love.
It doesn't matter how big of an American Pie fan you are, this movie is terrible.
American Pie: Book of Love is a tragedy.
Instead, this takes places 10 years after the original and besides Scott Stifler (I forget how he's supposed to be related) and a few small references to Nadia (incorrectly pronounced) the film might as well not be using the American Pie name.
Bug Hall, who plays a Jim like character, feels extremely natural and actually pulls off a very likable performance.
Eugene Levy still stands strong with some real funny lines and scenes in this particular instalment but that's what we come to expect from the 'Pie' veteran.
If your a fan of the American Pie series but felt that Naked Mile and Beta House left you with a bad taste in your mouth, much like me, there is enjoyment and hilarity found in this film somewhere.
I'm sorry, but compared to all the other American Pie films, this was the worse.
Just a group of young students wanting to get 'laid', much like the first film, except they have a book of 'love' this time that Eugene Levy's character wrote (the only character from the original films) and, might i add, his character was just a writer's attempt at making it like the other films.
Other than that, the three main characters were well acted and were surrounded by a cast of beautiful women so if you watch American Pie for the women, you will not be disappointed!
The storyline was traditional American Pie and some of the humor was genuinely funny.Although this film isn't quite as good as previous films, it is still worth watching if you just want to sit back and enjoy watching 3 clueless guys chase after topless women..
Seriously, the movie isn't that bad as I read, but it does lack good, old American Pie jokes, indeed.