Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the Thirteenth

Plot synopsis:
A girl named Screw is on the phone and a call beeps in. The caller ID says "The Killer" and it's on a private line, and Screw answers saying "Dad?" The Killer asks her about scary movies and asks to play a game involving an intricate math problem. Screw hangs up and puts more icing on a giant cake behind her in the kitchen. She answers the phone again and gets a collect call from The Killer, who is now in the house. He tells her if she does not get the next question, she is dead. He asks her "who is buried in Grant's tomb?" She incorrectly answers Hugh Grant, and The Killer jumps out of the cake and chases her around the kitchen until the phone rings again. The Killer answers it and tells Screw "it's Stacy". Screw is then chased outside and runs to a bug zapper. The Killer then lights himself a cigarette and accidentally sets fire to his hockey mask. When the Killer puts out the fire by placing it in a bird bath filled with water, the melts into a 'scream' ghostface mask.The next day, Dawson is registering for classes at Bulmia Falls High School, and "new kid" is taped to his back. Dawson then meets Martina, a goth girl; Slab, a dumb jock, Barbara, a mean girl, and Boner, the local geek who keeps telling people that his name is pronounced Bonner; "the 'o' is short". Martina tells the others about Screw's murder last night. Outside the school, the group sees local reporter Hagitha from Empty V News, who has written a book titled 'Dawson Is A Murderer', inspired by Dawson's family being murdered under mysterious circumstances while Dawson was at band camp the previous year. Dawson punches Hagitha when she wants to interview him about Screw's murder. Doughy, a mall security guard and Barbara's older half-brother, arrives and helps Hagitha up. Doughy briefly argues with Barbara and the others before they walk off to return to their classes. The janitor is seen sweeping up dead bodies off the floor (one of many silly sight gags throughout the movie).In class, Martina gets a note (from the desk of The Killer) which says "I no what you did last summer." She corrects the typo on the note and thinks back to "last summer" when she and Barbara, Slab and Boner were out for a drive after Barbara won the junior prom queen crown when they hit a deer and they hid it in the woods. Martina remembers seeing a No Dumping sign and remembers that she forgot to give her grandmother her laxative.In swimming class, the swimming instructor, Mr. Hasselhoff, has Boner act like the victim. The group makes fun of Boner and he passes out. He wakes up a few minutes later and receives a note in his swim trunks that reads: "I know what you did last semester". Boner recalls the hit-and-run of the deer that night with his friends and recalls as they were disposing of the deer in the woods, he remembers that he forgot to deliver a letter for his older brother who is on death row at the state prison about to be executed.Between classes, Slab finds a note in his locker which reads: "I know what you did last Chanukah". He recalls the hit-and-run of the deer and remembers seeing a No Smoking sign in the woods and also recalls inadvertently smoking the ashes of his dead uncle on Chanukah.Barbara finds a note in her bra which reads "I know what you did last period". She remembers the hit-and-run of the deer and then removed a tag from her rented prom dress that was not supposed to be removed.The group is next seen having lunch in the school picnic area where Dawson finally gets his note (in his hamburger) which reads that "he may already be the victim". Dawson then thinks back to Labor Day weekend months earlier when, dressed as a deer, was pummeled by the four friends and dumped in the creek in the woods. Dawson reminds everyone that it is Halloween, and after coming up with possible reasons as to why anyone from the group would want to kill their friend, they agree to stay together and go to Slab's house that night.A little later, Barbara is attacked by the masked Killer in the girls room, but gets away.Slab is seen working on a car in the school garage. The Killer drives towards him in a red 1958 Plymouth Valmont as he screams against a wall, but the Killer is pulled over by a cop and given a ticket.Martina is running around a track when the Killer appears behind her. He gets the lead over her and wins the track race.Boner drills a hole in a wall to the girls locker room and peaks through to watch other schoolgirls showering when he instead sees the Killer showering. The Killer shoves a knife through the peak hole and Boner runs away.In Sex Education class, Dawson goes to put fuel in the film projector. The Killer appears in the room, and jumps on him, but Dawson gets away.Meanwhile, the Administrator-Formerly-Known-As-Principal is in his office enjoying soaking in a hot tub when The Killer arrives. The Administrator stands and is hit by something thrown though the window. He falls into the tub and is electrocuted.That evening, Dawson, his friends, and a large group of people congregate at "the Deserted Location". Doughy is outside in a golf cart and Hagitha shows up in her news van with her new cameraman (after the last two were apparently murdered by The Killer).While Martina gives the rules on how to survivor a "parody situation" The Killer arrives and heads upstairs where Boner is in a room with a drunk, sleeping female party guest. The Killer attacks with a chainsaw and chases Boner around the bedroom until Boner has a heart attack and flatlines.Barbara goes to the refrigerator in the garage to get more beer for the party when The Killer shows up. She throws beer bottles and other items at the Killer. Barbara tries to crawl out of the doggie door to escape from the garage and The Killer activates a remote control to close the door, but a man outside the garage door is trying to use his own garage door opener and is making the door go up and down with Barbara stuck inside. Barbara is forced to pull out her breast implants and manages to get through. She runs with the Killer chasing her through a garden with a weed-whacker machine until she gets stung by a bee and dies.In the house, the other people at the party leave after learning about the Administrator being found in his office dead. Alone, Dawson and Martina go to Slab's room to look for him where they see him overdosing after injecting himself she steroids and he explodes into tiny bloody pieces. The Killer arrives and chases Dawson and Martina around the house while Doughy, Hagitha, her cameraman, and a pizza delivery man play strip poker on a table outside. Martina finally punches the Killer and he falls down the stairs.Dawson begins pulling off numerous masks from The Killer. Doughy, having heard a noise from the inside the house, goes inside to investigate with Hagitha. Dawson gets to the last mask and the Killer is revealed to be Doughy's evil twin cousin Hardy (looking exactly like Doughy exempt for a small mustache on his face). Doughy tells his cousin that he is a "disgrace" to the family and goes to hug him. Hardy is shot and killed by Hagitha using a gun as a mirror, and she accidentally shoots her cameraman dead as well, and leaves with the pizza guy.The police arrive and take all the dead bodies away. Boner is revealed to be alive and taken away on a stretcher with an attractive nurse attending to him. The Killer is being taken away as well when he sits up only to be shot again by Doughy. Dawson asks Martina to go for "a walk in the dark scary woods" and she ignores her ringing phone. The Killer is seen on a nearby payphone and begins to follow the couple.

Tags: violence, comedy, murder, adult comedy

Review:
It was in production way before Scary Movie started filming and was slated to be released in theaters.
Knowing that people (especially now as I can see from the previous posts) were going to think it a rip-off if released right behind SM, the producers opted for a tv movie instead.
Unlike Scary Movie (which I also liked btw) not all the jokes are riddled with sex gags and toliet humor, so of it harken back to the days of Airplane.
That was just hilarous especially with the cameo by the dude who played J.J on Good Times and the Pop Up video chase.I'll admit some of it doesn't work but that how parody goes, its hit or miss and Scary Movie had the same type of problems.
Because they know them so well, they've put in gags about pretty much everything related to them, instead of having to resort to being one-gag wonders.But they don't stop with lots of in-jokes about dead teen movies--added on to that is an absurd collection of sight gags and parody-within-a- parody subplots (everything from the dance sequences in Grease to a few glimpses here and there of the Rocky Horror Picture Show).In fact, there are so many sly asides and one-liners that I couldn't help but think "Mel Brooks" all the way through it.
So if what you're looking for is a good time and a lot of laughs, you can't miss with Shriek..
Either you laugh at all the silliness and jokes at other movies' expense, or you sit there frustrated thinking it is far too stupid to be funny.
You have to be prepared for yet-another farcical Scream parody, if you go in expecting the finely-tuned humour of Billy Crystal or Woody Allen, you will be sorely disappointed.Watch the background for many, many film references.
You will definitely not see all of the jokes this movie has to offer in one viewing (of course, many of you will not be able to stomach watching it a second time).As with any parody, many of the jokes are predictable and somewhat lame.
There are a lot of scatological references (expected), even some scenes pretty well ripped-off from Scary Movie (the entire first sequence), but there are some original bits which tip the scale in it's favour.
From the cheerleader lapping Scotch in a water fountain in school to the surprise 'dastardly' ending, the film did what many thought impossible: parody a parody.And yes, even before (and after) 'Scary Movie' left its path of destruction throughout audiences all over the world..
Like any other parodies, it requires you to have a fairly extensive knowledge of horror movies, especially Scream and I Know What You Did Last Summer.
It's a good parody of a lot of this bad teenage horror movies.
This one also manages quite a lot of fun actually going against the normal conventions found throughout most slashers, as the inept killer who can't kill anyone on his own merits, the taunting of the victims who manage to find the most obscure means of escape and the hysterical chase sequence here that's presented as a pop-up music video which is utterly hilarious and one of the film's most original gags.
It not only pokes fun at horror films but other films as well as current events, celebrities and the way teens are viewed in TV and movies.If you like to laugh, this movie is for you..
reviewers have said this was funnier and would have made more money than Scary Movie...huh, wrong...forcing us to think teen pregnancy, masturbation, alveoli and drugs are funny in teen movies, is just ignorant.
I will start this by saying that, Not Another Teen Movie was an intelligent and generally funny parody movie, Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th is completely and utterly devoid of anything resembling an effective joke (or anything of any worthwhile value, really).
There's not much to say about this one; every single gag falls completely flat - even though it's parodying a lot of the same flicks that Not Another Teen Movie went after.
Shriek is a movie so damn funny that you will not have much time to laugh.
The movie is funny start to finish and is a must watch for all fans of the Scary Movies.
The main problem is that the writers tried too hard, and don't even pay heed to a rule they give in the film itself.Many people would assume that it's easy to write a parody- throw in some goofy sight gags, one or two halfway decent jokes and you're done.
As these sort of parodies go, it's not a bad one, but not quite as good as, say, "A Haunted House", which was much along the same lines--it's not trying to be a "Scream" sort of meta-horror movie, but rather an all-out juvenile spoof, at which it succeeds decently.
First off, this isn't a rip off of Scary Movie, since they both were made at about the same time, and personally, I think it's better!
Despite having a FAR lower budget than Scary Movie, this film managed to work in a few stars and quite a bit of sight gags (i.e a cigarette machine in school and some coffins coming out of woodshop).
Even for those who hated Scary Movie, they still have to admit it's way better than the lame spoof 'Shriek...' is.
In fact, it's title probably is the best joke of the entire film.As Scary Movie, Shriek takes the teen slasher formula and makes fun of it, but the jokes are lame and the movie doesn't have any likable actors to make it worth while.
Worst of all, besides Scream there aren't many movies spoofed in this one, well not in a good way anyway.The fact that it went direct to video should've stopped me from watching it, but I thought 'why not'.
Another spoof of the Scream/I Know What You Did Last Summer horror gene involving a group of popular high school students stalked by a bumbling masked killer while a dogged reporter named Hagitha Utslay covers the story and of the plight of the prime suspect and transfer student Dawson.
While there are a few weak moments to be found here, most of the jokes are quite funny or hilarious and the fun, campy atmosphere make it way more enjoyable than scary movie.
Shriek if you know what i did last friday the thirteenth: If you like scary movie then you'll love this.
I thought that this movie was good but i still liked scary movie better.
I do like movie that copy off other scary movies and i think they are very funny.
It's not only a parody of dull teen-slasher horror movies, but also a parody of bad, taste&brainless "comedies" like "Scary Movie".
Having only just barely managed to sit through several of the movies this parodies (Final Destination, Cherry Falls, etc.) I would say that most of the time it is does a pretty good job of poking fun at them.
While it is very hit-and-miss in places it was a lot better than I expected and many, many times funnier than Scary Movie.
I sat and watched completely bored out of my skull waiting for the jokes and the comedy to begin, in fact the only smile this film got was when i pressed the eject button on my vcr.The cast were poor, the story un-original, the directing terrible and the jokes that never worked and if they did i must've missed them.
When I started to watch the film I expected another horror movie spoof, Scary Movie-esque, except maybe not as good.
Although there were a number of funny sight gags,this film looked like it was even cheaper to make than Blair witch.There was very little if any plot to it,and the fact that we had to see a chopped up version on USA as opposed to the REAL version wasn't too good.Scary Movie was MUCH MUCH better..
I knew this movie wouldn't be good, but I was utterly unprepared for the intense lack of either humor or horror.In one scene, in an attempt to parody SCREAM, a character describes the rules to survive a parody.
Ditto for guns in schools, teenage pregnancies, masturbation, and extremely unlikely names.This film is more a parody of what people who don't watch dead teenager movies think they're like than what they actually are.
I liked it, It not great not even that good and total over the top plot but it still a lot of fun.The plot It's your typical high school where a group of friends including Dawson (Harley), Slab (Rex) and Boner (Strong) are enjoying school life.
Will they finally unmask the killer before it's too late?If you didn't like the movie, a least you get to see Kelly from saved by the bell This movie spoofs are Scream, Friday 13th,Halloween, I know what you did last summer,Chucky, Christine and even Grease.This movie add anything to movie, when ever it wants, it not rip off of scary movie.
it just other good/bad spoof movieThis movie made me laugh 5/10.
my personal feeling is that this movie is better than any of the Scary Movie Films.i found it more relevant and clever.it is better paced,with no real spots that lag.the jokes do fly literally about every few seconds.i woudn't say it is funny,but there are some very amusing moments.i particularly liked the end stages of the film.to me,this film is lighter in tone than the Scary Movie franchise.it's also not as gross.the violence is also less graphic,and the language is much tamer.there is very little in the way of nudity,and most of the sexual situations are implied.the movie is rated R,but i'm not sure why.after watching it,i thought it would be PG-13,at most.i checked the rating after watching,and i'm really surprised.from my viewpoint, i think this movie would be suitable for most kids 13 or older,but parents should use their discretion,of course.either way,i thought this movie was pretty entertaining all the way through.it's no masterpiece,but i give this movie a 6/10.
Almost all the film's best moments involve The Killer and his confrontations with his potential victims; sadly, there are too many side trips that take the movie away from its basic horror-spoof line, and too many references to movies and TV shows that are not only irrelevant ("Reservoir Dogs", "Baywatch"), but often outdated as well ("Grease", "Home Alone", "Christine").
I noticed that this is a comedy and horror movie but the biggest problem is that I during the whole film didn't laugh or got "scared" even once.
If you wanted to see a "Friday The 13th" parody, don't watch this, even though it's title is "Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday The 13th", it has nothing to do with the movie.
It basically has the same spoofs as Scary Movie, but it's not even half as funny.
There really isn't much of a plot--it's as if they thought certain things would be funny to make fun of, but there was really no way to make a story out of them, so they filmed a bunch of random scenes and stuck them together to make a movie.
This has got to be one of the worst movies i have ever seen.Thank heavens there was Scary Movie to boost my confidence in spoofs, this movie is so dire it goes beyond belief.Every single one-liner and visual gag falls flat on it's feet, there is absolutely nothing in this movie to make you laugh - avoid at all costs..
I originaly hired this film in the belief that it would be funny.It turned out to be like a poor take off of Scary Movie , only much worse.It was unbelievabaly terrible!!The only good thing about it was that the bloke who played Jonathan in Buffy (Danny Strong) was in it!.
The first scene isn't funny or as good as the first scene of Scary Movie.
Following in the footsteps of the immensely popular horror-spoof Scary Movie, comes this, 'Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday The 13th'.OK, so it was never gonna be as good as SM, but this could've been a whole lot worse.
The ex-90210 vixen is great as the nosey reporter made famous by Courteney Cox.All in all, it's not as good as Scary Movie (when it's rated only an M, you'd half-expect it to, anyway) but defintely worth watching for SM fans!.
I thought that I was going to watch a second rate Scary Movie (which wasn't one of the best movies I've seen either).
Oh, and sure, we just had one of those parody films (Scary Movie).
This movie does the same kind of thing, and there are tons and tons of inside and subtle jokes that you might not see right off the bat - and when you do, you'll laugh your ass off.The basic story is that there are murders going on in a high school ("The Spring Break Massacre," the papers call it), five friends are united both by these murders and something they did the previous year (which they all remember differently), and an intrepid reporter who tries everything to get the scoop on the whole thing.This is real parody.
You know that feeling you get when you've just watched a movie for the first time and you absolutely loved it?
Well reverse that feeling and times it by a thousand, and that won't even come close to how bad i felt after watching this movie.It wasn't that the humour was bad, it's that it was SO bad that i think i saw a few clowns dying in the background.The film's biggest problem is that it tries to weave in too many parodies of films in a weakly based Scream plot line.
i've seen a lot of bad movies but there were times in this film (well most of it actually) that i found myself screaming out 'Why movie Gods, why!'If you liked Scream or Scary movie, for the love of God don't watch this film.
It isn't awe-inspiring or thoughtful, it is just a great movie to watch and really laugh.Certain other recent horror spoofs were grotesque and had to use gratuitous scenes and gross kid-humor jokes to make up for a lack of real material.This movie is a real gem.
While there are some genuinely funny (and laugh-out-loud) moments in this movie, the rest of the gags are REALLY bad.
Well,it's okay,the sight gags and metahumour are great,but some parodies were decent and some jokes were clever.Now,the cons,all of the jokes fell flat right on their face,they were either too lazy,or too outdated.Another flaw is that sometimes,the plot stops entirely just to make a stupid parody of something that was popular at the time.I didn't like the ending or the beginning,all of the jokes were way too obvious.My next problem,x,the killer,everything about him was lazy with the jokes,and who he turned out to be was stupid,they literally just introduced an entirely new character in the last five minutes for a cheap joke,come on.My last problem,the lack of kills throughout most of the film,yes people did die,but if they're parodying horror movies they should have more deaths,yeah I guess they're trying to develop the characters,but if they're making fun of the characters,then what's the point of developing them that much?All in all,Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th is exactly how I thought it would be,a lazy parody film that went straight to video for a reason,although it was funnier than I thought it would be..
this film is basically a spoof of "i know what you did last summer" and some other horror movies.
'Shriek' as i like to call it, is another one of those bad spoof movies, but this one has a very different feel to it than 'Scary Movie'.
The plot is basically the same than 'Scary Movie', when 'I Know What You Did Last Summer' is mixed with 'Scream'.
If you like spoof film, you should just watch this for fun.
Too bad this movie didn't come out first: it deserved to.If you like parody movies because they make fun of the originals, but also because they throw in some more universal jokes, then this one is just fine.However, if you NEED a "funny movie" to rely on lots of raunchy sex and bodily function jokes, perhaps you should stick with "Scary Movie.".
cause i thought i saw one similar to this WAY back long time ago...and i know it wasn't scary movie...but it didn't have the scene i thought of...
This is almost exactly as "Scary Movie" but takes place mostly in a high school.Yes, some scenes are flat-out-funny, but some scenes just uses the same jokes that gets tiring.
This is the same dumb teenager movie like "Scary Movie" but a lot less funny.
"Scary Movie" is a better and funnier film..
I liked lots of jokes in Scary Movie, if was a really great film, but some of the jokes (like the entire scene when the two had sex) were too gross-out to be funny for me.Now, let´s get back to Shriek.
As Scary Movie, Shriek pretty much follows the plot of Scream, so there´s really not much to say about it.Highlights were an insanely funny Menthos-spoof, the "Chop-up-video" (think Pop-up Video on MTV) and the "What happened to them" after the end credits, so be sure to wait until the credits have finished or you will miss out on one of the greatest jokes in the last couple of years - the fate of Barbara.
In fact, its twist on "I know what you did...", if it were introduced to the original movie, it would have made it even more interesting.It has a lot more variety of spoofs than Scary Movie.
I know that "Scream" and "Scary Movie" are a little bit of this, but not that much.