Sex Pot

Plot synopsis:
Spanky and Mert are best friends who are left alone for the weekend after Spanky's parents let him stay with Mert's brother who is Mert's legal guardian. However, Mert's brother is not in Los Angeles because he had left town for parts unknown after breaking up with his nerdy zoologist girlfriend, Pinky. At Mert's apartment, he and Spanky find a pot stash that Mert's brother left behind, and upon smoking it, realize that it makes the sexual drive of the average person go crazy. Mert, a self-assured jerk and Lothario, decides to attend a pool party in Malibu to follow a pair of wild and loose women, named Cindy and June, who live in the apartment next to theirs, to hook up with them. But in doing so, the two stoners have a series of misadventures to get to the party while being chased by the angry Pinky who is looking for Mert's brother.
Spanky and Mert first go to a liquor store to buy some hard liquor to take with them to the party, but since they are both underage, they try to find someone who will buy the liquor for them. Spanky meets two prostitutes, named Princess and Strawberry, who agree to buy them the hard liquor so the guys can take them to the party. On their way there, they all smoke a little of the magical pot which makes Mert drive erratically and they are pulled over by a local cop. Mert is forced to throw the pot stash out the window to avoid being arrested for possession of narcotics. Fortunately, the female police officer who pulls them over is also a loose woman who gets a contact high from the marijuana smoke and lets them off with only a warning.
In attempting to retrieve the pot, the stash gets stolen by a young girl who picks it up off the street. Spanky and Mert chase the young girl to a house where a birthday party for a young boy is being held. Pretending to be friends of the birthday boy, Spanky and Mert enter and venture to the basement where a "pot party" is being held by the older brother of the birthday boy. Mert manages to retrieve the pot from the 11-year-old drug dealer, while Spanky takes drags on various joints to find the right one, and when he goes into a bedroom to have an encounter with a party girl, he finds the girl to be his 14-year-old underage sister Ellen, who has a secret life as 'Sara the Skank' while hooking up with numerous guys at parties.
Spanky and Mert flee the house and meet again with Princess and Strawberry on the street by their van where they have another run-in with Pinky, who Mert manage to calm down and invite to the party by having her smoke a little of the grass.
The guys with their girls finally arrive at the pool party where Mert attempts to make a few of the women there smoke the magical pot, only to lose the stash. One of the women smokes it and gives it to some of her friends which turns the party into a full-on lesbian orgy. Yet, Mert and Spanky are left out when Spanky hooks up with Princess and Mert hooks up with Pinky. Strawberry hooks up with the home's owner.
The next morning when the party is over, the guys and all the party guests leave. Spanky says goodbye to Princess who returns to her original life no longer a streetwalker. Mert, who still prides himself on being a world class jerk, dumps Pinky so he can focus on looking for his next one-night stand, and now Pinky focuses her attention on getting back at Mert. Spanky goes to meet with his parents where they pick him up to take him home. He tells them that his weekend was "uneventful".

Tags: adult comedy

Review:
Alright, looking at the movie cover, you already have the assumption that this will be a teen comedy in the likes of "American Pie" or something similar.
This movie is about two virgin boys getting wasted on pot and trying to score with the women."Sex Pot" is filled with really, really bad dialogue.
At most times it is just incoherent lines that are being tossed there, making you think if they had any clue to what had been done or said earlier in the movie.
And I think, as an aspiring stoner movie, this movie fails to get anyone's buzz on.It seemed like all that the movie was about was getting as much nudity into the frame whenever possible, and I for one, found it tacky and tasteless.
I am not a prude, nor am I offended by nudity, but it just didn't work in this movie, not by a long shot.I had hoped to get to sit through an adequate comedy and have some good laughs, but truth be told, then I gave up about one-quarter through the movie.
I hadn't laughed a single time, and at the pace the movie was progressing and with what happened in the story, there would be nothing in the vicinity of being funny.
I gave up on this movie, it just wasn't anything that I had expected and it most definitely didn't suit my liking.Hats off to those actually sitting through "Sex Pot", then again, we all have different likes and dislikes.
Some maybe like this movie, some may not.
I understand that stoner movies need to be filled with an easy to catch storyline, tons of short non-complicated jokes and a good vibe/drug surrounded scenario but this movie in particular failed to do so in every aspect.
I have to say I was not under the influence at the time, but I'm pretty sure that back in my stoner days this flick would've been just a waste of weed.When a movie's focus is based in a certain action a ton of creativity is needed to make the ride amusing, Sex Pot lacks almost everything that is key to a good stoner movie...
I'm trying to be brief so I will not get into those.My point here is that a dull comedy is fun when the jokes are good, but watching two virgins getting stoned and trying to score with a bad story and some really bad comic lines is not for me, if that rocks your boat...
But in this version not one OF 50 OR 60 jokes in this movie was funny.
The no name actors(a term obviously taken loosely during casting) where painfully bad and the whole movie was shot out of one camera.
I really felt like the people at the movie store ripped me off by even making this a possibility.
Twelve year old boys will like this film because of the boobs but even they will be fast forwarding to get to them.
I make a point of watching many of The Asylum's films just to see how bold they are with ripping off whatever it is they're ripping off this time.
If you don't know The Asylum, they're bread and butter is taking popular blockbusters and making blatant knock-offs that usually beat the actual movies to market simply for the fact that they're so cheap.
If that gives you any idea of the level of "film making" going on over there, then you know what you're in for.Anyway, onto the movie.
A bit of departure for The Asylum, I couldn't figure out what movie they were ripping off.
You've basically got two moron stoners who get ahold of some super special pot that makes girls horny and their constant quest to get laid and navigate wacky hi jinx.
There's a ton (almost constant, actually) of sex jokes that, while mildly amusing, aren't in any way doing anything for the movie.
I suppose I can't, in all fairness, expect any movie that centers around weed to have some intelligence or meaning, but this is clearly pandering to the lowest common denominator.
That, or 15 year olds who still think this is the funniest thing ever.All told I guess if you have an idea of what you're in for it's not awful and, in the grand scheme of other Asylum productions, not nearly as derivative.
If you're any older you should know better unless you are stoned as well in which case your opinion matters little more than a 15 year old's anyway..
The close up shots of them smoking and licking their lips, more than five masturbation and food porn scenes, and nudity everywhere that was completely unnecessary.
The script looked like it was being read for the first time, or read poorly off of a cue card or something.
The main character is also wearing by far the greatest shirt i've ever seen throughout the movie ("I <3 2 BEAT MY MEAT").
The people who made this movie are geniuses.I really don't know what their target demographic was.
But if you do manage to watch the whole thing and pretend that the director decided on all this terrible acting and plot and dialogue and ugly strippers on purpose to be ironic, it's solid gold.
I will start off by saying maybe some people will like this film if they watch it with the main interest in mind, which is sex and pot.
And will push sex and drugs so that some youths will think this﻿ is all what life is about.
I don't know if I am shallow but I found every girl in this movie to be ugly more ugly than some porn stars they were all just repulsive too and speaking of porn stars the quality of this movie is like watching porn except it revolves around 2 annoying and unfunny characters and they just act like a couple of basers and there acting is horrible.
Not to mention the story either cause it's just some random crap thrown into lengthen the run time of the movie which would have been fine if it was funny, but they just throw crude humor and sometimes crude humor is okay but it's not funny and just expect the audience to laugh by the shock value, and the shock isn't even that original.
They try to make the movie into some crude humor with sex and drugs, but the movie was just crude.
I can see some people liking this film, but there IQ will drop drastically while watching this.
It was not a good road trip type of movie, but it wasn't unbearable to the point I didn't finish the film and dislike it to the point of giving it a 1 but maybe that is cause I saw it with some friends while having a conversation.2.8/10.
I normally like a lot of the Asylum stuff, but this one was kind of a miss.
It looked kind of cheap, and wasn't as funny as a lot of other stoner type comedies.The T&A in the movie wasn't great either except for like one or two.
There was one scene in the basement during the party that just seemed to last FOREVER, way too long, it felt like they were just padding out the length of the movie.The car wash scene was ridiculous because you could tell that it was just the same girls from a few different angles trying to pretend to be a bunch more.Overall it was okay but kind of a disappointment, it felt like a funny idea but it didn't live up to what it could have been..
every movie should be like this - Almost Perfect.
Nothing better than boobies and weed at the same time and this movie gives your a bunch of both.Imagine a world where all the girls want to sleep with you and you also get to smoke all the weed you want .....PARADISE THIS is not just a movie.....it's an inspirational even.
a documentary about the way things ought to beGimmie this as an excellent all inspiring life changing movie.
best if you smoke a J-bird first and then spend the rest of the movie masturbating at all of the naked hotties that are going to make you hard as a rock.
Its as though they didn't know how to progress the story at times so nothing happens, for a while, and then there is a random subject change.Weed is treated like a 13yr old whose older brothers friends gave him some weed once would act around it.
Most of the sex is also self administered, so be forewarned.Its actually worth watching(a few clips will do) just to see how bad it actually is, but do not dare to give it money or you will hate yourself..
Sex pot - SO FUNNY- You'll blow the weed out of the bowl while inhaling!.
(Don't forget your lighter of course) Like the two teens from the movie I rate this movie an A-, almost perfect for their near Oscar winning performance filled with fun and laughs.
With lines like "Every guy has sex with their sister at least once" you see that nothing in this movie is meant to be taken seriously.
It is hilariously unfiltered and I think honestly contains some surprisingly iconic moments you may not expect from a purposely low budget film (i.e. When the neighbor lesbian couple catch Mert and Spanky peeping in the window).
All in all this movie is just a fun time if you are not easily offended, and contains some great characters.
And of course I would definitely not recommend watching this movie sober, no that would be a bad idea..
Starring: Michelle Penick ,Victoria De Mare,Elina Madison& Christine Nguyen Written & Directed by : Eric Forsberg http://theasylum.cc This film is a Mockbuster/or at least a riff on all those National Lampoon movies and generic teen comedies with Seth Rogen and Jonah Hill.
I watched Sex Pot with low expectations, kind of knowing what to expect.
Just for the record, as much as I hate The Asylum's movies there is something compulsively watchable about their awfulness.
That doesn't though stop Sex Pot from being one of their worst.
The script is the worst part, nothing felt natural about the delivery but the dialogue and jokes are cringe-inducingly awful coming across as unfunny, contrived and also sexist, relying too much on boobs and sex and not enough comic timing.
All in all, a really awful movie even from The Asylum.
These are intended to be funny, but they are straight out of the terrible sex comedies from the 1970's, such as Porky.The DVD version I saw was in HD and that shows even more clearly what an awful movie this is.
The script is awful, the actors are terrible, the direction is ridiculous, all jokes are badly timed, the camera is too static: in one word this is a complete disaster.Every dime you spend on this movie is lost.
got a kick out of this flick on a lot of levels --- fun characters - crazy story - unabashed lack of restraint.
The two leads - Mort and Spanky were fun to watch - especially when they had sex with a pile of food.
Lots of good pot jokes and boobs - enough to keep the thing going strong.
This is one of the best films from the Asylum in my opinion..
Sex Pot, the sexiest movie of all time?.
What happens when two porn-addicted teenage potheads discover a kind of weed that makes people horny?
I watched Sex Pot to find out what happens and try to determine whether or not it is the sexiest movie of all time Let me start by saying that Sex Pot is barely a movie.
The in-car footage isn't so bad but it reminded me of Birdemic's opening credits, which is another movie that's barely a movie.Less than a minute in, you already know that this thing is going to be a complete train wreck (For the rest of the review check the Sex-dot-com Blog).
Pitched as an art-nouveau revivalist piece in the coming-of-age genre, this film corkscrewed from dark comedy to pathos in a second, the director managing this whilst dealing with a cast of relative unknowns (says a lot about his directorial talent!) The plot was engaging, the dialogue racy and the comedic timing (though believe me, if you're not a fan of comedy, there's enough drama here too!) impeccable.The piece is, at times, shocking in it's no-holds-barred portrayal of the existential crisis it's main characters face, but in my opinion the graphical imagery used was entirely justified, and anyone who was offended by this I think should examine their beliefs, not those of the cast and crew.
This brave piece of art engaged ideas and concepts more usually constrained to the works of Shakespeare or Poe. 10/10 for the scriptwriting!In conclusion, taken at face value, like all "artistic" films, many would dismiss Sex Pot as voyeuristic trash, but, if you're willing to put in the effort and scratch beneath it's deliberately insulting, difficult surface, you will more than be repaid....
It highlights the purity of mirth found in simple humour whilst deriding a director's desperate desire to cling to a plot.Whilst this movie may not be for everyone, such as the pessimistic and pretentious like Harry Sorensen; those who seek pleasure in entertainment and life in general are sure to enjoy this art film..
As an avid collector of the Asylum's works, I was quite excited to come across their vision of a comedy, since usually the films they rip off are more sci-fi or action.
Sex Pot is apparently designed to cash in on the recent stoner films that revolve around Seth Rogen's characters IE Pineapple Express and Knocked Up, but inevitably have nothing in common with such relative comedic masterpieces.The Asylum probably watched a few of the American Pie straight-to-DVD movies for inspiration and assumed all teen comedies are jam-packed with sex, drugs and jokes, and to their credit, Sex Pot is 100% full of sex and...no, that's...really about it.
They probably thought that it'll be fine if they leave the comedy out as long as they compensate by sticking the most amount of gratuitous and unnecessary boobs into every moment possible.
Literally within a few seconds of pressing 'play' I was looking at a pair of breasts, it was a very odd sensation as evidently I didn't realise Sex Pot was porn.To be honest, this might just be the perfect film for young men aching to see a bevy of naked women writhing around for their pleasure without having to go through the ordeal of buying ACTUAL pornographic material.Seriously, this film is so obsessed with boobs and sex that it's insulting to watch.
I don't remember being like that when I was a teenager, let alone any of my friends, even the ones who were the most obsessed with sex.
In fact even the most obnoxious people I know aren't as bad as the two protagonists in Sex Pot. First, we have the oddly named 'Spanky' (real name Josh or something normal like that) who never actually reveals why he chose his idiotic nickname and will happily tongue the air while in the car with his family while he fantasises about some cheap hussy who is quite clearly a porn actress who's down on her luck.
Not in Sex Pot!
He knows what women want and where to find pot, which is pretty much all the life skills he needs to live the dream in whatever alternate universe Sex Pot is set in.
Frankly I admire him, he knows that women just want to get drunk, stoned and f***ed, and in this film they do!
Sex Pot is incredibly chauvinistic, sexist and an insult to any woman who comes into contact with it, and most men!
In Sex Pot, all the female characters are literally waiting for any opportunity to whip their clothes off and submit themselves to their male masters.
Good lord.Another classic scene goes like this: After Spanky and Fat Character sneak out onto the window ledge of their sexy neighbours (who spend their days bending over in just the right position so as to be seen by anyone who might look through the keyhole *SPOILER ALERT!*) they're caught red-handed and INVITED IN (Albeit after a quick poop-joke done before and better by about 100 teen comedies).
Just like real women!
Here goes...Spanky and Fat Character find some cannabis that makes them extremely horny.
So horny that Spanky even makes sweet awkward love to a bagel in his sexual rage ("I'm f***ing a bagel!"), and Fat Character rubs his face vigorously into a piece of watermelon.
Just like real (horny) men!
I mean, sex IS rubbing your face in watermelon isn't it?They...try and get girls to smoke it with them, or something, and end up bumping into blah blah blah whatever.
Some things happen, these two idiots are inexplicably rewarded for their exploits and get the happy ending that nobody in the film deserves.In conclusion, Sex Pot is an absolute masterpiece and deserves to be remembered, because it has performed a service to me personally.
Sex Pot is such a catastrophic failure in every way it's even painful to watch by people who pride themselves on their enjoyment of bad films, people such as myself.I frickin' LOVED Sex Pot though.
HIGHLIGHT: Spanky and Fat Character want to get seriously messed up, so look in the fridge to find...a measly 2 beers.
Before I wanted to watch this movie, I saw the low score on IMDb.I always say: well, I have to see the movie myself, in order to know whether it's good or not.I can tell you: this time, I just could have trusted the low score..Damn, this movie is really boring and terrible.The jokes were lame, the actors were bad and the storyline was very weak.