The Drawn Together Movie: The Movie!

Plot synopsis:
In Bedrock, a drunken and pregnant Toot is informed that someone has come to see her. The visitor turns out to be her old housemate Foxxy Love, who tries to tell her that their lives are in danger. This then flashes back to six months prior. Foxxy discovers that she can swear without being censored. When she discovers the show's control room, she realizes that the TV show Drawn Together has been cancelled. The housemates check their TV listings and find out that their time slot had been taken over by a TV show called "The Suck My Taint Show". Foxxy calls the network to find out why they were cancelled. The Network Head, upon hearing from Foxxy, learns that the housemates are still alive and summons I.S.R.A.E.L. (Intelligent Smart Robot Animation Eraser Lady), a robot designed specifically to erase cartoon characters. The Jew Producer warns the housemates before I.S.R.A.E.L. shows up, but he manages to escape just in time inside Foxxy's van.
Once they escape from I.S.R.A.E.L., Foxxy insists that the way for them to survive is to get their TV show back on the air, and suggests that they can seek out the Suck My Taint Girl for help. Clara, refusing to believe that she is not a real princess, wants to return to her kingdom, claiming that her father can protect them. Captain Hero, Xandir, and Ling-Ling decide to go with Clara, while Spanky and Wooldoor decide to go with Foxxy to try to get their show back on the air. While the others are arguing, Toot steals the van and drives off alone.
Back at the network, the Jew Producer tells the Network Head that he cannot bring himself to have the housemates erased, having become attached to them. The Network Head then tells him he wants the housemates dead because, one day, as his wife was driving his daughter to school, they passed a billboard advertising Drawn Together that featured Foxxy and Clara's hot tub kiss (from the episode Hot Tub). This terrifies the daughter, thinking that Foxxy is eating Clara's face. As the mother tries to calm down the daughter, they drive off a cliff into a vat of alligators (in a vat of sulfuric acid), killing them. The Jew Producer states that, despite this revelation, he will not help the Network Head with his mission, but the Network Head reveals that he has kidnapped the Jew Producer's son as a threat. The Jew Producer reluctantly agrees to help, and he and I.S.R.A.E.L. take off in pursuit of the housemates once again. Clara, Hero, Molly (a corpse Hero believes to be his girlfriend), Xandir, and Ling-Ling arrive at Clara's kingdom, expecting to find refuge. However, nobody there seems to recognize Clara. She encounters the king of the land, who is not her father, and even more shockingly, she sees a woman who appears to be the "real" princess. The guards end up dismembering and eventually killing Clara, but the other three manage to escape.
Meanwhile, Foxxy, Spanky, and Wooldoor visit the set of The Suck My Taint Show and meet the Suck My Taint Girl, who reveals herself to be a fan of the housemates' show. She tells the group that they were cancelled because vulgar and offensive content is only acceptable when your show "makes a point", and that if they want to get Drawn Together back on the air, they will need to get a point, which they can do by making a visit to Make-A-Point Land. She tells Foxxy that if she will bring the rest of the Drawn Together gang to meet her, she will take them to Make-A-Point Land. After tracking down the others, the remaining group return to the set of The Suck My Taint Show. The Suck My Taint Girl agrees to take the rest of the group to Make-A-Point Land so they can get a point.
The wizard of Make-A-Point Land agrees to give the group a point, and presents them with a box containing said point. Spanky protests by claiming that they should not open the box; that he is happier being disgusting for no reason. Some others agree with Spanky. Wooldoor disagrees, determined to get back on the air. He opens the box to find out it contains an eraser bomb which erases him from existence. The wizard explains he was forced to give them the box with an eraser bomb. It is then that the Network Head, the Jew Producer, and I.S.R.A.E.L. show up to erase the remaining cast. Foxxy asks how they knew they were going to the palace, and the Suck My Taint Girl reveals that she blackmailed them and is the Network Head's wife.
I.S.R.A.E.L. prepares to kill the housemates, but the Jew Producer manages to convince I.S.R.A.E.L. that they have a right to exist as she does. She then impales the Network Head on a spike. The Network Head then opens his coat to reveal that he had enough explosive erasers strapped to his waist to destroy all of Make-A-Point Land. As the Network Head drops the remote to explode Make-A-Point Land, the Suck My Taint Girl tries to grab it, but the Jew Producer dives on top of her to stop her. The housemates then make a getaway. The Jew Producer and the Suck My Taint Girl struggle for possession of the detonator, in the process dropping it, erasing all of Make-A-Point Land, including themselves. The housemates make it out just in time with the help of The Giant Who Shits Into His Own Mouth, an aptly-named guard of the palace that saved the housemates after using Clara's arms to prevent him from defecating into his mouth earlier.
The housemates visit the remains of the erased Drawn Together house. The Jew Producer's son shows up to inform them that he might be able to help them by giving them a direct-to-DVD movie. Everyone happily laughs until Spanky accidentally steps on an eraser bomb caught in the ground, erasing them all from existence.

Tags: absurd, revenge, humor, satire, entertaining

Review:
but if you have a sense of a humor and aren't afraid to laugh at what many would consider morally repulsive then you will think watching this was worth your time.If anything, you'll be impressed by Hero's new fine-ass lady friend..
The series spoofs several other series and movies, while the movie mainly spoofs "Drawn Together" itself.The movie is a bad-taste-comedy, that for sure, and people who only laugh about intelligent humor won't find this film funny.
But the fans of DT will know the humor.I know some people think this movie should be rated NC-17, but i think it's an absolute R rating.
Actually i think this movie's BBFC rating would be rather 15 than 18.The animation style may is not as good as the series' animation style, but it is not as terrible as anyone says.The plot starts with a very good idea - but it gets really weird and strange around half of the movie.I think the movie is worth watching and i found it good, though i prefer the series..
Note: I am legally blind and cannot see 3-D, if you want to read about the 3-D aspects of this film you need to look elsewhere as I will not be commenting on them.I will begin this review by saying that if you don't know what Drawn Together is, you probably don't care much about this movie.
If you have a weak stomach, if you think that South Park is stupid or should be taken off the air, you should avoid this show like the plague.
What emerges is a post-modern mix of the real world, The Real World, the cartoon world and a mix of any other cultural reference you can possibly think of."So that's the series?" I hear you saying, "You're supposed to be reviewing the movie!" Well yes I am, and That brings me here.After Futurama showed that Direct to video movies could not only lend vitality to a canceled series but might actually have the ability to drag a show back on the air, it was natural that some of the other good shows that were canceled because of network bottom lines might make it back on the air as well.Enter Drawn Together: The MovieThe Movie, a perfect example, this series was rated number one on college campuses across the country and was canceled anyhow.
Along the way they have a number of interesting moments (including a moment when the cast listens to the DVD commentary to escape a bad situation) and meet some strange (I mean REALLY strange) characters such as a very strange little girl and a giant that craps into his own mouth.The only questions that really matter here are 1) Does the movie live up to the series 2) Can you sustain a show that usually has 22 minutes of content for an 80 minute movie.
The most important question to the fans is "Can this movie bring Drawn Together back on the air?" The answer to the first two questions is a qualified "Yes".
If you are a fan of this show you've probably watched Drawn Together episodes back to back on the DVDs, this just saves you from having to do that.
It needs to be said that the creators of Drawn Together were doing a movie for half the budget of one episode of the series and they did it fairly well.
This was obviously done by the network (a network too cheap to provide 3-D glasses for a 3-D movie) to destroy the show forever.I think they have, 80 minutes of writing on an 11 minute budget shows and the writers should not be blamed for it.To end on a positive (kinda) note though, fans DO get closure in this movie, there is an end.R.I.P. Drawn Together..
The movie was a big FU to comedy central.This show put South park to shame.
The point of the movie was how south park seems to get away with gross humor so long as they make a point.Similar to how south park criticizes Family guy for using cutaways.Drawn together criticizes south parks on it's manic pursuit of current events and politics.
Not being familiar with the "Drawn Together" stuff prior to this animated movie, I had no expectations.
It was rather funny, and good to see some spoof on cartoons (both old and new).The story is as expected of such a movie, straight forward and hilarious.Lots of really funny situations and dialogue in this animated movie.
Sure it was funny the first time around, but I don't see the potential of additional viewings.Not much of a brainer here, just in-your-face-and-over-the-edge animated comedy here.
Wow, it has been a long time since I heard of this series and apparently for good reason.
The film constantly jumps around from scene to scene in a relentless manner and the story keeps getting more and more drawn out (no pun intended) along the way.
These elements are from the show and only someone familiar with the show would be able to stomach the lame humor and fart jokes sprinkled through this movie.My final review score is a 2 out of 10.
But never buy it since it would only encourage the producers of this film to make another movie or revive the series.
I've never seen the TV series, and, after watching about half of this movie, I don't want to.
I thought, "Well, that could be funny." The problem is that it's not.I don't care if the show is anti-semitic, racist, homophobic, pornographic, misogynist and gross, as long as it has jokes that make me laugh.
I've also seen it done more offensively, so don't even try to complain that I was too offended or something.If this had actually been funny, I'd have given it a higher rating, but the writers are pathetically lame.
Really, really bad, but watch this if you like seeing animated photos of penis's.
I watched this on recommendation from a friend, and it was the worst thing I have ever seen, the animation is bad and so is the story and characters.I did not laugh once.It is no surprise that this TV series was cancelled.
As it was so unfunny, they had to make do with images of penis and nipples as a substitute.Instead of going to 'make a point' land, (the creators theory of why the show got cancelled, as it did not make points), the characters should have gone to 'make funny jokes and/or an actual good TV show land'; as this is the real reason why it was cancelled.After watching the movie I was sad that I had, but also glad that the show got cancelled and I would not recommend it to anybody.Thanks Mark.
The main idea of this movie is that shows should be allowed to be as gross and shocking as they want to be, as if that's the only reason Drawn Together was cancelled.
Drawn Together, the difference between you and South Park is South Park is actually genuinely funny and has good writing.
There is a HUGE difference between you and South Park, and the fact that they even brought them into this train-wreck of a movie is an insult to Trey Parker and Matt Stone.
It angers me that three years after being canceled, the creators of this show think they drop a big giant middle finger on their fans and expect them to like it.
Not only is there not a single likable character in this movie, but there also isn't a single scene that leaves you with anything better than a vague sense of discomfort after viewing it, most of which inspire active anger and pain.
I don't know what these guys were on when they wrote this script, but even Matt Stone and Trey Parker could've done a far better job.The gist of the movie stems from the TV show about eight cartoon characters in a kind of reality show setting: Foxxy (played by Cree Summer - I haven't been able to watch My Life as a Teenage Robot since), Princess Clara (played by Tara Strong - I've only barely been able to watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic since), Wooldoor (supposedly a Spongebob expy, but certainly doesn't act like it), Captain Hero (who exhibits a horrifying necrophilia throughout), Spanky Ham (who inexplicably reminds me of Squigley from Sinfest), Toot (who has somehow been impregnated by Barney Rubble), Xandir and Ling-Ling.
Anyway, the whole thing takes the housemates on a rampage across the desert into a cheap imitation of Disney animation into some kind of stage show with a South Park version of Baby June from 'Gypsy', through which many pointless attempts at making penises funny and the vehicular manslaughter of several beloved and respected cartoon characters occur.
It actually gets worse in the last half-hour, with an animated sex scene in 3D, which, while not as hardcore as I'd feared, still is a psychedelic mind-rape that drags on for too long and again is not remotely titillating, after which the remaining housemates fly to Make-a-Point Land where they're greeted by a tornado of Foxxy's abortions, a wretched giant whose rostrum deposits waste into his mouth, and yes, more erection gags, proving once again that Matt and Dave have no limits when it comes to pointless and senseless exhibitionism.I HATE this movie with a passion.
To paraphrase the Cinema Snob, maybe that'll work out in future when I watch cruder films like Showgirls or Gross Out, because guess what: half of my brain is now missing!!.
For the makers of Drawn Together, it seems absurd that a show can only be crude if its making some sort of commentary, crudeness by itself can be just as funny and not so pretentious as South Park.
This was never a serious show, great for when you just wanted to switch your brain off for a half-hour, and the movie provided the same dumb humor, and after three seasons I came to expect occasional lapses in the writing quality.
I was a fan of Drawn Together, so I say this with a heavy heart.This just wasn't funny.
I think the fact that they could go all out with profanity and nudity just meant that they figured they didn't need to try as hard on actually trying to be funny.The plot was that the characters figure out that their "reality show" has been canceled since the bad words are no longer bleeped out and their sex organs are no longer pixilated.
They run from a terminator robot ironically named ISRAEL ("ISRAEL has the right to exist!") and run through a series of not really funny gags.A subplot involves a South Park like character that took their time slot, by being just as obscene, but having "a point".
South Park is actually funny!
Drawn Together is like a kid who learned a bad word and repeats it until he gets slapped.) The rest is more of the same.
Clara acts all obnoxious (and is apparently killed off in the movie.) I think that the producers perhaps made an unfunny film to stop any clamoring for more.
The other downfall of the movie however was that the characters are split up for a large part of the time.
The Drawn Together creators seem to have devoted this entire DVD to venting their spleens at Comedy Central over their cancellation.The movie starts promisingly.
Carrying out the order to kill is a robot named I.S.R.A.E.L. who refers to itself on the third person, leading to lots of gags like "Israel gets blamed for everything." So far so good.Act II is when everything falls apart.
It's not so much bashing South Park as it is the Drawn Together staff expressing their feelings about being dropped in favor of South Park, like some bitter high school kid who didn't get the lead in the school play.As further proof that this movie is nothing but a giant middle finger to Comedy Central -- who produced and released it, by the way -- watch the DVD extras.
But by the time he says "Can we leave Make-A-Point Land and go to Wrap-It-Up-Already Land", you'll agree.If you're a fan of the show, and you're looking for a better ending to Drawn Together, the last thing you watch should be the "confessionals" DVD extra.
I just finished watching the movie and all the great, special features.
Of course, if you loved the t.v. show, the movie will be like Christmas Day. You get all the language and tits that you want.
I enjoyed the series, but this movie is lazy, offensive garbage.
It looks like a bunch of 12 year old boys put all their foulest ideas in and someone was dumb enough to make a movie of it..
When I heard a movie was coming out I jumped for joy knowing this could be it, this could be their break and maybe they could slip back to T.V...but I was wrong, this movie made me never look at Drawn Together the same, I was disappointed and ashamed to say that I actually liked this T.V Show.
The 3D sex scene with Toot and Foxxy along with another girl in the club was not needed for and Captain Hero's passion with a dead corpse was I must admit funny but there's a time and a place for everything, for those drawn together fans who think this is will be like the T.V Show, it won't, it's tasteless and it seems the producers are heading into porn and not to what was once a great TV show.
That being said there are lots of really funny one liners that just make you laugh uncontrolilby.I was happy to have Seth as I.S.R.E.A.L. and all the social commentary that character brings.
Overall my only real problem with the film is it is too short with only about an hour.Overall if you liked the show or are just a fan of satire and stupid humour (and I mean that in a good way) then by all means check it out.p.s. the fact that they made parts in 3D but don't provide glasses genius!.
I am a huge fan of the TV show drawn together it gleefully had absolutely no shame, no taste ,no boundaries, no borders and truly didn't care who it offended.Racism ,sexism,scrapping the bottom of the barrel of hate mongering gleefully in the name of comedy.And now its a film ,one of the best of the year.
And now we get drawn together as it was truly meant to be ,no censors no bleep on naughty words utter offensive disgusting disturbing intelligent comedy that doesn't get all preachy like south park.
This Movie expects the viewer to be familiar with DRAWN TOGETHER, otherwise most characters and interactions won't be obvious or at times make much sense.
Technically the movie's as proficient as the original series, though at times FLASH animation shortcuts and/or use of After Effects stock effects are blatantly obvious.
Let me explain why I think this movie is better than most give it credit for.Firstly, the humor in this movie is very good: it contains my in-jokes and references for fans of the show, and contains enough sexual content to satisfy even the most depraved of perverts.
However, if you're not a fan of sexual humour / dirty jokes, you might not think the humour in this film to be the best.
Even still, the jokes in this movie are unique, off the wall, and well thought out: many of them had me in tears.Secondly, the characters are all lovable and creatively designed.
Drawn together was not a series meant for kids, and when this movie got the freedom to put in nudity: it really complemented the tone nicely.
While the nudity is not overused, I think it's also a bit underused: if I was the writer for this movie, i would definitely make sure to add in more nudity and sexual content.
Nonetheless, it's a great addition to the film, and, as said before, adds very nicely to the atmosphere.So, now that we've discussed the good things, let's move on to the bad things.The animation is subpar: as with most flash animated shows, the animation can look stilted and cheap at times.
In addition, I feel that out of all the main cast, spanky lacks the most when it comes to having a story arc: his character isn't very fleshed out, and he's thrown to the wayside and used only for one off gags.The sex scene is kinda lame: I was looking forward to this the whole time I was watching through the movie, only to have a 1 minute clip.
In addition, there are many scenes which could've been trimmed down to allow more room for the main plot to unfold.All in all, I'd say this movie is worth watching.
The Movie is about the Drawn Together gang finding out they have been Cancelled and try to go to "Make A Point Land".
The Fact that this Movie has Great Voice Talents Like Tara Strong, Jess Harnell, Cree Summer and James Arnold Taylor in this trash heep is sad.
however, the movie is nothing like it.
the first thing that is notices is the obvious downgrade in animation: the characters are much less fluid and look more like a internet video from 2007.
on top of that, the characters keep spouting out lines like "Israel took me from the only home i ever knew." the repetitive and extreme nature of the joke makes it unbearable to me as an Israeli (if you have not guessed) and would to anyone who believes Israel is not entirely in the wrong in its current situation.
I would not recommend this movie though since even without the Israel joke, it hardly rates a 4 and is not nearly as good as the old show..
I did not see the series, but the movie was pretty good until the taint girl (cartman with a sex change operation) came into the picture.