Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo

Plot synopsis:
Gigolos in Europe are being terrorized by a serial killer. In Malibu, Deuce Bigalow's wife Kate has died from a shark attack, and Deuce is invited by his former pimp T.J. Hicks to Amsterdam. Deuce goes to take his mind off of Kate.
After T.J. shows Deuce his boat, or "float crib," the pair go to a coffee shop where they get high and bump into Heinz Hummer, a German gigolo. After leaving the coffee shop, Deuce finds Hummer dead in an alley, but thinks he is merely stoned and takes the dead gigolo to T.J.'s float crib; when T.J. gets back, he immediately realizes that Hummer is dead. T.J. plans to dump the body, but skeptical of Hummer's reputation of being well-endowed, unzips his pants and examines his genitalia and is caught by a tour boat.
Upon his release from the police station, Deuce finds T.J. at a restaurant and recalls that he saw the killer walking away from Hummer's body. Deuce says it was a woman, so they both figure it was a she-john, a former client of the murdered gigolo. T.J. convinces Deuce to find the killer by becoming a gigolo again, visiting the former clients and "rooting" out the killer. They attend a meeting of the Royal Order of European Man Whores, but fail to procure a list of the clients.
Deuce and T.J. visit the first client on the list. While Deuce distracts the woman, T.J. breaks into her residence and finds a brand of lipstick which might be the kind found on all the victims. After leaving, Deuce finds Gaspar on the street and shows him the lipstick. Gaspar throws the lipstick in the trash, mentioning that the lipstick found on the victims "is a very rare one: Lavender Love #66". As Gaspar enters the police station, his niece, Eva, approaches him and gives him his lunch. Eva slaps herself three times when Gaspar sneezes. Deuce helps her pick up the things she dropped, and Eva explains to Deuce that she has obsessive-compulsive disorder. Deuce sees that she has a painting of a fish, so they go to the Amsterdam aquarium together. Deuce continues to investigate different women from Antoine's book.
Deuce rides with Gaspar to the Man-Whore Awards Ceremony under the guise of protecting the man-whores. Gaspar pulls a gun on Deuce and tells him that he was once a man-whore hopeful. While Gaspar was observing a demonstration on how to perform a certain sex act, one of his classmates offered to let him use his penis-enlargement pump. When the demonstration ended, Gaspar was horrified the demonstration was his fiancée. Gaspar was so angry and shocked that he continued to pump until his penis exploded, causing the other men to laugh at him. He blames man-whores for the loss of his fiancée and his penis, and plans to kill them all at their awards ceremony.
At the ceremony, Deuce evacuates the building and gets into a sword fight with Gaspar, during which he mentions the other romantic ways of pleasing a woman; his words move the ladies in the crowd and the male gigolos. Gaspar beats Deuce, but before he can detonate the bomb, the woman with a penis for a nose and the woman with the tracheotomy distract Gaspar. Deuce knocks out Gaspar with a trophy taking the bomb detonator. For his bravery, Deuce is given the Golden Boner award. He shares a passionate kiss with Eva, and accidentally sets off the bomb when the statue's penis bumps the detonator button. Deuce and Eva leave the scene. The following day, Deuce and Eva come to pick up T.J., who has been released from jail, and tells them that he is entering a brand new prostitution market: gay man-whoring.
In an epilogue: T.J. stops gay man-whoring and becomes a rapper, Deuce and Eva got married with Eva being pregnant, Gaspar becomes a man-whore in prison, Kate's prosthetic leg is turned into a bong by a lady without a leg and Norm Macdonald is mentioned again.

Tags: comedy, humor, satire, entertaining, flashback

Review:
Americans may even be offended at how the war in Iraq is mentioned by a Frenchman, and the aggression against people waving an American flag, sending out a political stab by Mr. Schneider.There is much eye for detail, like the shirts Deuce is wearing, or the fact that he calls Eva 'ay-va' as the Dutch would do, the fun with the street name ('Nieuwezijds Voorburgwal', notorious in Holland for its red-light district) and the names and phone-numbers in the little black book (DVD freeze frame).So, being Dutch myself, I found this flick pretty amusing!PS.
Meanwhile, he meets the gorgeous Eva (Hanna Verboom), and while dating her, he suspects that she may be the wanted killer."Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo" is politically incorrect, rude, gross but also hilarious and extremely funny.
This movie is a great entertainment for non-conceited people that accept jokes with stereotypes and like this type of humor.
This sequel of DEUCE BIGALOW: MALE GIGOLO is pretty funny too, but even so, I think the first one was a bit more hilarious.
The scene where the cop is lightning TJ's joint, at the coffee-shop, or the scene where this guy says that the truck full of Marijuana that he's driving is to his daughter's birthday party, which is going to make 13, are hilarious and are hyperboles that clearly prove that exaggeration I mentioned.Once again Rob Schneider does a great job in this funny and entertaining movie..
Despite the fact that the story is a little simple, generic, and weak, the movie contains non-stop jokes that will make you laugh, whether you want to or not.
The movie does contain some immature humor, like the occasional fart joke, however, they are still funny.
This is definitely worth seeing if you want to laugh and enjoy crude and simple humor, such as in a good Adam Sandler movie(an old one, the new ones suck) or a good Farrely brothers movie..
Another funny sequence is when Schneider and his buddy attend a Coffee shop.With lines like "Kaizer, get back to your work" or "why is it called Space cake?" this movie is totally hilarious in all its stupidity.One of the worst movies of all time but also one of the funniest!See it and laugh your balls off!
surprisingly much better then the original with a interesting story line, also I found old jokes wern't repeated for cheap laughs, keeping the film fresh, which was a relief, as many sequels of comedies end up using the same jokes over and over again (like Austin Powers 2 and 3).
Eddie Griffin was great too, in his role as the "he-bitch", for those who have seen the movie, i'm sure that most of you would of, like me, had much difficulty to laughing when TJ found himself in a certain position, by the riverside, with a dead male gigolo.
I had walked in looking forward to the same fun and entertainment that I had experienced with Deuce Bigalow in the first one, and I think many of you movie- goers are in for the same huge let-down from this flop.
If you are really into the "college boy - crass, un-funny sexual jokes and bad language" type of movie, then you'll love it..
I think it's a very good movie, with lots of funny scenes.
The story line is the same, meaning innocent Deuce is more or less forced into man-whoring, so lots of funny scenes will follow (weird girls/men, unexpected situations); I don't want to say to much so I don't spoil the surprise...
Rob Schneider is great once again in the role of Deuce Bigelow and being in Amsterdam with a hole new country to 'play' in makes the film a great laugh.Parts of this film reminded me of Undercover Brother, which i also thought was a great film, and other parts of the film i wasn't expecting to see.
If you didn't like the original.then don't watch European Gigolo.it's as simple as that!European Gigolo is actually funnier than the first..more jokes..more visual mayhem.This film is not even close to as bad as everyone is saying.
In the tradition of terrible comedies such as John Goldfarb Please Come Home and Which Way to the Front, this R-rated entree is trouble from start to finish.Deuce Bigalow takes up where he left off as a jinxed widow who travels to Europe to join his pimp friend, T.
It's one thing to have bawdy sight gags and vulgar humor which can actually spice up a comedic romp like Animal House or American Pie, but the jokes here are terrible to begin with and inserted at awkward times as if the filmmakers didn't trust the material and threw in the kitchen sink, albeit a dirty one.
It does try to be good hearted and at times there is a glimmer of a decent scene only to be undermined by a sick punchline.Schneider tries too hard at being funny and seems like he is forcing the jokes which makes it even worse.
Not even the cameo/bit roles by Saturday Night Live alumni Norm MacDonald, Fred Armisen, and even Adam Sandler can bring life to the proceedings.It is best to avoid Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo at all costs, and unless you have nothing better to do with your free time, it is still best to sit in a corner and stare at a blank wall; you will be far more entertained.
But he has to make sure that he finds this killer before he ends up being murdered too.Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo was just a silly attempt at trying to make some money, because while there were still a couple laughs here and there, this still was a lame film.
Another funny thing is that I know that this was just a movie, but I'm American, and I was just offended for the way they handled the Europeans and how they are.
THE EYE CANDY as far as the ..uh eye could see!Some (a lot) of the movie was absolutely stupid, but you don't watch a Rob Schneider film for its intellectual qualities, you watch it for eye-candy.
It bashed America and Europe alike, had some degree of political humor, but stayed pretty neutral- offensive to everybody at some point or another!Humor was along the same lines as all the other Rob Schneider movies, you either like it or you don't :).
These types of people are probably living with the mothers and watching Fresh Prince of Bel Air. I also hate that this got a nominated as one of the worst movies of the year when movies like Syriana, Munique, and goodnight and good luck, all got nominated for Oscars but no one ever saw them.
This film will by no means change the world of comedy, but if you want simple entertainment and nothing but, you could do a lot worse than this movie..
And believe me i've seen a lot of movies but none as good Deuce Bigalow : European Gigalow if your the kind of person who likes comedies this is a must see oh yeah!
Really Not Worth It. Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo was a funny movie that really was a break out role for Rob Schneider.
If you don't find this movie funny, then you truly do not have a sense of humor - you are probably one of those people who need jokes explained to you.
Get a sense of humour and get it fast, this film is indeed crude it is indeed crammed full of sexual innuendo's but that's the point.I didn't go into the theatre expecting much in the way of a plot, and came out very pleasantly surprised by just how funny this film actually was..........its not smart comedy, its not subtle...its in your face, brash and sometimes down right disgusting, but it did what few "comedies" have managed to do this year and thats bring a genuine smile to my face.Comedy in my humble opinion has lost something that it had in the nineties.
Now as we reach the halfway point in this decade, the spotlight falls on one Deuce Bigalow, by far and large, the surefire, shoe-in worst movie of 2005.Do you remember a film that was compressed full of shouting, toilet jokes, pointless sick humour and downright deplorable?
When I was told that I could pick an older movie for free because I was renting a new release, I looked around and Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo was sitting right there, so I grabbed it.(hey, Rob Schneider has always been cool with me) When I sat down to watch it I had low to no expectations, because I heard that the movie was pretty terrible, but to my pleasant surprise, it wasn't that bad.
They got me to laugh out loud quite a few times within the first couple of minutes and it continued throughout, I found that the story was actually interesting (for this type of movie), and I enjoyed the characters.
For example when deuce "dates" this girl who have a penis as a nose and when she sneezes she shouts cum, that is not great comedy just exaggerated sex jokes.The people who have voted 1 on this movie hasn't given this movie the correct vote, and they know it.
Little things like the OCD problems his girlfriend has, Adam Sandler as one of the dead Gigalos honored.Maybe I'm just highly attuned to the comedies deep sense of hidden jokes, but that's OK, its funnier when you watch a movie again and again and see little things you've missed.The best part wasn't easy to pinpoint, I was about to write about Chicken and Waffles, but then I thought of the burnt crispy penis in the pimp's hand.
Deuce's wife passed away before the mishap, two years before his visit to Amsterdam, and he carries around what's left of her to mixed reactions.Though I suppose you don't have to see the first movie, it does help, as his antics are similar: women who need men like him and their services, and they're a fine bunch, something I laugh about here!
Don't even listen to the other comments about this movie, i haven't watched such a good comedy in a while, went 3 times to the cinema to see it, and i still laugh my guts out, and not only me but the whole cinema room.It's a fresh movie brings a lot of new comedy acts with almost no cliché, brilliant role play by Rob Schneider and Eddie Griffin(probably the funniest thing in the movie,like Martin Lorans in Bad Boys ) and if you like watching comedies and you want something new you will definitely enjoy it.And about these comments about this being a shitty movie,please, don't even bother reading what those elderly people who watch only romantic or drama movies wrote....
The dialogue on coffeeshops brought back memories of my time in Amsterdam (no, I did not smoke nor inhale, in case you're wondering), and so do some of the scenery (I've been there!) And while there are some good looking jocks in this movie for the girls to ogle at, the guys will probably have their eyes transfixed on Hanna Verboom, who plays Deuce's main squeeze Eva. The Elite Model Look of the Year 2003 is mesmerizing - some guys have all the luck.It might not be THE comedy of the year, but it certainly has its moments.
I loved 'Deuce Bigalow:Male Gigolo.'Even though the sequel was much funnier than the first,I can't admit that it was as good as the first.Sure,there were more funnier moments in it,but the first had more potential.The plot is basically the same as 'Male Gigolo',only it takes place in Amsterdam.Rob Schneider and Eddie Grifin return to their same roles as in the first.Rob Schneider plays Deuce Bigalow and Eddie Griffin plays TJ the man-whore.So you can tell that there's a good cast in this movie,since those are the only actors that I know in the movie.There's more gross-out humor and inappropriate dialouge than the first,which basically keeps the movie flowing.Bottom line?This is a worth-watching comedy that fans of the first movie will enjoy..
It is now up to Deuce to go back to man-whoring in order to find out who it is that is trying to frame T.J. for the murder of several male gigolos all over Amsterdam.This movie falls short of its original.
And as I mentioned earlier most jokes do fall flat and there really isn't much here to keep the film going other than seeing Deuce try to help out dysfunctional women and fall in love with hottie Eva (Hanna Verboom) other then that the movie felt pretty flat.
All in all it might be a decent matinée or DVD rental for fans of Schneider or of the original film however if you didn't like one of the two or neither then I really do suggest you skip this film.MovieManMenzel's final rating for "Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo" is a 6/10.
Finally a true comedy that is rude crude and friggin' hilarious.Deuce Bigelowe 2 is so funny i ran out of breath from laughing so hard i began to gasp for air.This movie is filled with slapstick and crude humor that truly define comedy.A comedy is meant to make you laugh and even though this film didn't have solid characters,or witty humor it was still the best damn comedy i've seen in awhile.Dirty humor like American Pie,Euro-trip,and Wedding Crashers is all this film has and still it gets a low rating.Why?Sure this was over the top,rude,slapstick,and stupid-humor but that's what it was meant to do.This movies purpose was to entertain and amuse and in my opinion it did just that..
first off,i wasn't that big a fan of the first one,it had a few funny moments,but for the most part it was just stupid,so if you liked the first one then you're probably not going to agree with me.that said, i liked this one a lot more than i liked the first one,even though it was the dumbest movie I've seen in a while (& i see almost all of them )but i admit there were 2 maybe 3 parts where i laughed hard & out loud,so its not with out its merits.also i have to admit that the rest of the test audience was laughing a lot,so i guess this just isn't my thing.i don't bother with telling the plots or spoiling any secrets or twists,i just say whether or not i think you'll like it,& if you liked the first one,you should love this one.for me most of the jokes were just either lame,bad, or miles away predictable,there were lots of bad cuts,plot holes that were just jumped over for the sake of getting to the next bad joke,& as for trying to figure out who the killer is,its just so completely obvious from so early on,i have to hope it was meant to be...they cant really think any one was gonna have any trouble figuring it out...any way,you want some raunchy laughs then shut your brain off & enjoy,if you're looking for an intelligent story...RUN !.
Heart-broken after the tragic death of his one-legged wife Kate, male gigolo Deuce Bigalow (Rob Schneider) is talked into taking a trip to Amsterdam by his ex-pimp TJ (Eddie Griffin), where the pair become involved in the hunt for a serial killer targeting the city's man-whores.I loved the first Deuce Bigalow for its unashamedly tasteless low-brow humour, but this sequel tries too damned hard, not to just match the original, but to outdo it; as a result we get loads of extremely OTT and very puerile gags, few of which actually hit the mark.Where the first movie saw Deuce's services hired by a tall woman, an obese woman, a narcoleptic, and a Tourette's sufferer, this one has the reluctant man-whore meeting an OCD sufferer, a babe with a serious hygiene problem, a 'big bitch' with a baby fetish, a hunchback, a lady with a tracheostoma, another with unfeasibly huge ears, and a Russian woman with a penis for a nose and who sneezes jizz!!!.There are a few giggles to be had with all this nonsense, but most of the jokes are too far-fetched and fall flatter than a Dutch landscape.
But if the thought of seeing a dwarf tossed, a man eating a wad from a bowl of soup, and enough penis jokes to fill a novel don't give you cause for alarm, then you will likely enjoy what Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo offers.
But to my own big surprise I had a good time with the first Deuce Bigalow movie and so I was willing to give this sequel a try.
A comedy is never a good movie to get to know something about a country or several countries, so I already prepared myself for several American prejudices about Europe before watching this movie.This time Deuce is no longer a gigolo, but a normal guy who tries to make a living out of showing sharks to tourists.
Don't get me wrong there are laughs and chuckles but they are few and far between, and usually coming after a long obvious set up that telegraphs the punchline.The real problem is that this movie at plays more like murder mystery than comedy, with Deuce trying to figure out who's killing the other gigolos.
Deuce hops the next flight over and begins the worst film comedy adventure ever.I would say that it was funny at times, which it was, but that really doesn't save it from how horrible the movie was.I don't even think I want to go on writing this review, because there is absolutely nothing to write.
If you love Rob Schnieder films than this is the film for you, lots of funny laughs, jokes about fish, and dick humor.