A Haunted House 2

Plot synopsis:
Malcolm Johnson and his cousin Ray-Ray are driving Malcolm's possessed girlfriend Kisha to the hospital after he beat her senseless for trying to attack him. Kisha starts making a fuss and fights Malcolm, then breathes into Ray's face. He passes out at the wheel and collides with a truck. Somehow, everybody is okay, but Malcolm and Ray leave an unconscious Kisha in the backseat and run away. A year later, Malcolm moves in with his girlfriend Megan, an insecure woman with two kids, her bratty and promiscuous teenage daughter Becky and effeminate son Wyatt, who has a stereotypically black imaginary friend named Tony. The family moves into a new home with their dog, Shiloh Jr. After the movers hang a safe next to the lawn, an invisible force unties the rope tied to a support beam, causing the safe to fall on the dog and crush him. Malcolm hysterically cries all the way to when they bury the dog.
Megan then puts a creepy looking doll named Abigail on a chair by their bed. Malcolm messes around with it until he starts having sex with it. Malcolm carries his camera around to record everything he sees. He meets the neighbor, Miguel, who jumps at every chance he gets to call Malcolm racist whenever he comments on something related to a Mexican stereotype, though all of it is in jest. Weird things start happening again. Malcolm records himself having sex with Megan and notices the Abigail doll turning its head. He also finds old videotapes with a demonic being in it trying to kill a family of three by hanging them from a tree. He fails when the rope breaks and he never actually gets to hang them.
Additionally, Becky finds an old box and develops an attachment to it, and Wyatt continues to hang out with his imaginary friend. Malcolm seeks help from a paranormal psychologist named Professor Wilde. He deduces that Malcolm must have had a previous encounter with a demonic force. Malcolm thinks it has to do with Kisha. Wilde then proceeds to cook meth with some prostitutes. Malcolm finds himself being terrorized and taunted by Abigail, as he is getting sent crude photos from her to his phone. She also ends up burning his clothes. Later, Malcolm sees a box moving in the dark and begins to attack it in every possible way. Megan and the kids run downstairs and tell Malcolm that what was in the box was supposed to be a surprise for him to make up for Shiloh Jr. And so Malcolm pulls out a horribly mangled dog. He blows its head off to put it out of its misery.
Among other weird scenarios that plague the family is Becky opening her box and having a whole swarm of moths fly out. Malcolm fixes this by installing lights to attract bugs to their doom. He also notices the demon, which Professor Wilde says is named Aghoul, taunting him in the videos. Although he tries to explain the weirdness to Megan and the kids, they don't believe him. To make matters worse, Malcolm comes home the next day to discover Kisha talking to Megan, looking very much not possessed. She has told Megan that Malcolm left her in a ditch to die, and she leaves after flashing him some scary black demon eyes. Later, Malcolm sees Abigail wrote "Miss me?" in red crayon all over the walls. He tries getting rid of her by burying her, but she comes back. He sends her back to Taiwan she still comes back. He chops her up and barbecues her, but again she still comes back.
Malcolm resorts to seeking help from the insane Father Doug Williams. He finds the crazy priest in a church, shanking another priest for absurd reasons. When Malcolm asks for his help, Doug only makes weird comments about the Kardashians coming after him and other men. Malcolm leaves when he thinks he sees demons surrounding a church, but they're really just church women who make comments about Malcolm being with a white woman. Miguel comes over and offers a chicken to be used as a blood sacrifice. Malcolm ends up wrestling the chicken all across the kitchen, ending with him throwing the chicken up into the ceiling fan where it is decapitated. He and Miguel fry the remains and eat it with waffles.
As a last resort, Malcolm goes to find Ned and Noreen Swanson, a sort of racist and sexually frustrated paranormal investigative husband and wife duo. He brings them to his house, where they determine that the demonic presence has attracted the family to it, explaining Becky's need for the box, Wyatt's imaginary friend, and Malcolm's sexual attraction to Abigail. They take hits from a bong mask and go downstairs to find Becky fully possessed. She flails around and gets thrown everywhere. Malcolm calls upon Doug to come by, but he has a mental breakdown and ends up shooting himself in the head. Becky runs upstairs and Malcolm chases after her. After some reluctance, he gets the demon to transfer itself to himself by having Becky regurgitate red goo. Everybody runs upstairs to find Malcolm possessed. He too pukes up the goo back into Becky's box. The Swansons take the possessed items, including Abigail so Ned can have sex with her. Everything seems okay until the night when Malcolm and Megan are watching TV and Kisha shows up behind them. She twists Megan's neck around, sending Malcolm running away.
Ray and his boys come to Malcolm's house to find Megan dead, along with Becky upstairs, impaled in her bed, and Wyatt is missing. They find Malcolm lying on the floor in the basement, still alive. After a bit of panicked rambling, Kisha comes downstairs, leaving all the men to scream in fear.

Tags: paranormal, flashback, humor, home movie

Review:
I have not seen the first "A Haunted House" film, but after sitting through this dreadful sequel I don't think I would like to.
A Haunted House 2 is an American 'comedy' 'horror' film directed by Michael Tiddes and starring Marlon Wayans.
If you however have seen this movie i hope you ask for a refund or entrance to a better film i can only hope that the film creators go back to the drawing board and look at classic comedy like the naked gun trilogy and get some tips from their creators as the people who made this film have been drinking or taking drugs during the making of the so called film AVOIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!.
The kind of movie where you spoil everything, really everything and it turns out to be really hilarious!You can't go to the cinema and watch this film and expect nice little laughs like other typical Hollywood comedies.
Contains plenty of swearing, racial words, very direct interracial swearing, some nudity, violence.Mixed up parody of several movies together, all bundles into having a good time laughing.
Best Marlon Wayans movie yet had me Laughing for Days later Every Time I would think of it.
In face the only Scary Movie I liked was the "Grab my Little Hand" one and the one with the Spoof genius Charley Sheen who dominated Hot Shots and Part Deux in a way that would make Monty Python or Mel Brooks proud.
It may be that the humor just wasn't for me but some of the jokes went on way to long and they weren't funny to start with (the sex scene with the doll for example).
I didn't really like the Scary Movie series so I was pleasantly surprised by the similar (but funnier) A Haunted House.
I recalled my experience of the original Haunted House film at the beginning of the year by saying in my review, "When I sit through an eighty-one minute parody, given nothing but extended fart gags, annoying characters, ridiculously crass sex scenes, and a minute and a half sequence of a grown man having sex with a teddy bear, I don't laugh, I wince and later recall the experience sourly." Despite most of my review of the original film applying to the film's sequel, A Haunted House 2, I specifically cherrypicked this quote because it was a list of the glaring annoyances in the original film.
Indeed, we must endure a horribly long, crass, and desperately unfunny scene of Marlon Wayans having explicit and lewd sex with a doll before his wife comes in.
The film basically follows the blueprint of its predecessor, which is just to be just as repetitive as the Paranormal Activity films we've been greeted with this year in a haphazardly-handled manner.The irony of A Haunted House and its sequel is that if Marlon and company wanted to prove they were funnier or somewhat superior (which is kind of what the idea of a parody film is, poking fun at the clichés in a manner that provides the illusion of a higher-power of wit and creativity) that they'd create a film that was more bent on satire rather than catering to the lowest common denominator of American audiences.
Despite all efforts to infuse jokes and references into the film's structure, writers Wayans and Rick Alvarez, along with director Michael Tiddes, make the crucial and crippling mistake of acknowledging the franchise or name they want to parody and assume we should laugh based on recognition, which is a fatal misstep for this genre of films, pioneered by the equally-lazy and contemptible likes of Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer (the men behind the "Movie" franchise of parody movies, like Date Movie and Epic Movie).The only true reason to endure the dreadfully unfunny spectacle of tastelessness that is A Haunted House 2 is to see the comedic energy of Wayans himself who, while making a very bad film, still manages to be spirited and zippy about the whole affair, along with Gabriel Iglesias, whose brief scenes in the film provide for some necessary comic relief.
Even if such scenes are predicated off of tiresome stereotypes and misrepresented exchanges of racism, at least it beats overlong scenes of filthy, unnecessary sex inside a film that's already nearly unwatchable without them.Starring: Marlon Wayans, Jaime Pressly, Gabriel Iglesias, Affion Crockett, Essence Atkins, and Cedric the Entertainer.
The comedy here is the type that will brighten up your mood and put a smile on your face.Similar to the first movie, an entity is haunting Malcolm and making his life a living hell, especially when no one believes him as things escalate out of control.I enjoy these spoof movies and always have, and this one is one of the better ones, especially because it is making fun of the ghost and horror genres of movies.Like the first movie, I am rating "A Haunted House 2" a 6 out of 10 stars..
The movie is the sequel of the last year's well known horror film parody by Marlon Wayans.
So occasionally we can laugh on some scenes at the beginning, but after a short time that smile starts to get faded away, even though the scene continues which was intended to be funny.The casting crew has changed a little bit.
I was infatuated with listening to his non-sense spiels, and I've just loved him creating more and more amusing sentences within fractions of a second.Otherwise the funny scenes of the movie were very similar to what we could experience in its predecessor, so if you liked the first one you'd probably like this one about the same.
Greetings from Lithuania.Strange or not, i really enjoyed the first "A Haunted House" movie, it was a really funny stuff.
They couldn't even make fun out of one of my favorite horror movies in years "Sinister" - everything in "A Haunted House 2" is lame, unfunny (except for one Mexican stereotype joke), horribly acted and simply stupid beyond recognition and fun.Overall, even if you are hardcore parodies fan, you can safely skip this one, it's a bad one..
If you loved Scary Movie 1 & 2, A Haunted House, and any other movie with the Marlon you will laugh so hard your cheeks and side will hurt.If you do not have a dirty and or open mind.
I've read some long winded reviews on here about some movies...like your the only "film critic" on the planet and you must get your point across to the dumb asses who might be about to watch it.
I didn't think that this movie could be that bad, since I know Wayans can do good jokes.
This movie was not even funny I had to even pretend to laugh at certain moments of this film.
This movie was supposed to be a spoof to the paranormal activity films just like the first haunted house but this is the first sequel I here they could possibly be making another sequel.
There's no words to describe this kind of terrible and hateful movies, but really, I don't know what to say, it's incredibly bad and stupid, the only little thing is that, I laughed for 2m.
A haunted house 2 was one of the funniest movies I have had the pleasure of seeing, Marlon Wayans is really bringing us what Hollywood sometimes forget all about, and that's comedy.I really do not see as to why some people are trying to give this funny comedy movie a bad rep, but are praising stupid comedy films such as 21 Jump Street, and 22 Jump Street, come on 22 Jump Street?
Movie-goers need to start realizing that if you stop supporting comedy for the art of comedy, and only support it because of a certain star (Channing Tatum in this case), then great comedies like a haunted house 2 will soon fade away, and we will all be left with movies like The Five-Year Engagement.In all honesty, who wants to keep watching remakes of the same old cliché films each and every year, it's literally like living in the twilight zone.It's good to see movies like HH2 going the distance, thinking outside of the box, and not playing always playing it safe, and stepping out of a comfort zone that everyone is so used to.I voted this film 10 out of 10 because 1) it's more than deserving of it, 2) it completed its mission, and that was to make me laugh, and I did.
3) If this movie (HH2) can deliver laughs like this not even half of the Hollywood budget, I can only imagine what HH3 will be like if an even bigger budget was involved.There is never a dull moment in this movie, HH2 keeps the momentum going by keeping viewers laughing, and on the edge of their seats, literally at all times.I of course have attended both HH1 and HH2 theater screenings, and I have also purchased HH1 and HH2 on DVD, so that's saying a lot about just how great this sequel, and the first release are.So in closing, I will say this folks, if you are into comedy because you love yourself some comedy, then this is the movie for you, but if you are the type of person that is a fan junkie, and you only watch movies because your favorite stars are in them, then don't be surprised when the film that star is in isn't at all funny, just pick yourself back up and search for a haunted house, and a haunted house 2 on Amazon.com, download or have it shipped to you, and laugh your butt off..
'Little Man' was only funny for half of the movie and the 'Scary Movie' films are quite good, but the 'Haunted House' movies are the best.I laughed so hard, even with this sequel.
It is supposed to be dumb, so go with the flow.A Haunted House 2 though, is not a stinker, it's a pretty funny, very entertaining spoof movie.
But don't expect really clever, intelligent jokes, it is rather dumb of course, but it is done right.I have seen most of the spoof-movies of "this generation", and this is definitely one of the better ones.
There are some scenes that go on forever, like the sex scene with the doll and Marlon Wayans really goes far to make the jokes funny, in a far fetched type of way.
Anyway, at the end of the day, we all know what to expect from these films so if you want to watch a silly film with silly jokes then this is the movie for you.Budget: $4million Worldwide Gross: $24millionI recommend this movie to people who are into their silly comedies about a family who move into a haunted house.
A Haunted House 2 (2014), the sequel to the movie A Haunted House (2013):To start the film presents quite sexual and crazy humor, but to parody certain horror films of recent years do not does anything wrong, the pace of the film is well run, that if in some cases(not unfamiliar - to see people from slum mood - If you like of refined humor will not be to your liking).Some new parodies were disappointed as the deplorable Scary Movie 5, Disaster Movie, Vampire Sucks, including the only thing Worn do is repeat jokesThis film certain scenes could really surprise you, has good scenes, finally a very funny movie, a great time one while watching with friend and sisterThe best thing about this movie is that the comedian Marlon Wayans ago anything to try to make it to your liking.
whether A Haunted House 1 and 2 like more that Scary Movie 2 and 5greetings and thanks..
The first haunted house was enjoyable and something different from the scary movie franchise, this second outing I found funnier than the first film and the spoof of a handful of latest horror films was well done and filmed in the correct way a spoof should be shot.
The humor and jokes from 'A haunted house' were repeated and overdone a number of times in the second installment but that was a positive thing for me as I didn't want the movie to be too different from the first.
A Haunted House 2 The best way to protect your new home from becoming a haven for supernatural entities is to convert into a sage grow-op.Mind you, the homeowner in this comedy would likely grow something greener.After his girlfriend (Essence Atkins) is killed, Malcolm (Marlon Wayans) meets and moves in with Megan (Jaime Pressly) and her daughter (Ashley Rickards).Shortly after moving in Malcolm again feels the presence of evil.
I never once laughed, most of the time I was cringing at all the awful one liners and "jokes", or shaking my head with agony and I think I checked my phone watch over 20 times.I still cant believe that this is the guy who helped create Scary Movie 1 and 2, two of the best parody movies ever, and now he has stooped to levels so low, they rival movies like Grown Ups 2 and Jack and Jill, and honestly id rather go back and watch Jack and Jill cause at least I got a kick out of Al Pacino.This "movie" is nothing but a classless, soulless, cash grab that should be seen by absolutely no one, it is a complete waste of time, thought and effort....wait no none of those things were even put in to this garbage, the only thing A Haunted House 2 does, is waste a theater slot for a month if that.
I've been a fan of Marlon Wayans and his works since the first "Scary Movie" came out, and this is the first time I really disliked one of his films.
So that's it: if you want to see something really funny in Wayans' recent works, "A Haunted House" is a much better choice than this one..
A Haunted House 2 is a pretty good movie.
Now it does go a little to far with the sex scenes ( unfortunately with the doll) but at the end of it all it was a pretty good movie.and plus if you didn't really like the first movie don't always expect the second one to be completely better.because you know what they say about movies.
The second one may not be the best one.so I give A Haunted House 2 an 8/10 pretty good minus the weird sex scene..
Malcolm views home movies also left behind with the hanging people in the back yard and a guy who "looks as ugly as Steve Tyler." The daughter carries around a large found wooden box, which plays no other part than to be a source for crude box jokes.The film is similar in style and humor to the original, i.e. if you loved that one, you should love this one.
Principally, "A Haunted House" (2013) qualified as a crude but clever carbon copy parody of the found footage chiller "Paranormal Activity." This time, however, director Michael Tiddes and leading man Marlon Wayans told the tale entirely from an African-American perspective.
On the other hand, if fart jokes, bowel humor, juvenile pranks, profanity, sight-gags, and simulated sex keep you in stitches, this comedy will make you laugh so hard that your bladder may burst before you can make it to the restroom.The R-rated, spooky, slapstick that sophomore scenarist Rick Alvarez and Wayans have concocted for "A Haunted House 2" raises the bar considerably above its no-holds barred predecessor.
I saw "A Haunted House 2", starring Marlon Wayans-The Heat, Norbit; Jaime Pressly-My Name is Earl_t.v., Joe Dirt; Gabriel Iglesias-Magic Mike, The Emperor's New School_t.v. and Cedric the Entertainer-The Soul Man_t.v., Larry Crowne.This is a sequel to the 2013 Haunted House-Yep, they did not wait too long to make this one-which is a spoof of horror movies.
And we are back one year later with a sequel to Marlon Wayans' 'A Haunted House 2', which is the funniest film of the year so far.
Like the first movie, Wayans and crew parody the 'Paranormal Activity' films along with some of the horror flicks that were released last year including 'Sinister', 'The Conjuring', and 'Insidious 2'.
If they were to give Oscars for comedy, Marlon Wayans would win them all.Some time has passed since the first film where we now see Malcolm (Wayans) and his girlfriend Megan (Jaime Pressly) and her two kids in a new house where things start to go wrong and get very funny.
If Wayans can keep this trend up, I welcome many more sequels to come in this outrageously funny 'Haunted House' franchise.
The movie also repeats a lot of material that wasn't all that funny in the first movie: a dog gets killed (again), Cedric the Entertainer shows up for no reason (again), characters ramble on about nonsense (again), Wayans simulates endless sex acts on an inanimate object (again)..
The absence of music, an effort trying to mimic the movie being spoofed, just doesn't help create the right mood.The funny yet ironic thing is that, being a horror comedy, the funny jokes are the ones where there are no scares around, like the chicken joke.For me, I'll choose other works of the Wayans over this one.
There are many times where a doll (Anabelle) he ends up sleeping with and shows very dumb sex scenes that are actually pretty funny.
This is a funny film, but it has a few flaws, and the most common part was the part when the doll part, it was more like a porn shoot and some parts drag on, the racism is pretty ridiculous, but I would recommend to watch this if you got a good sense of humor and at least it's sort of a film that that carry's on from the last one.
I liked the first Haunted House film because it at least tried to do something more different then any parody movie.