Below is an instruction that describes a task, paired with an input that provides further context. Write a response that appropriately completes the request.

### Instruction:
Given a piece of news, rewrite it in a sarcastic tone.

### Input:
Google announced its new "Business Suite" for small businesses.

### Response:
What better way for small businesses to go above and beyond than to use yet another product from Google to make sure they maximize their already nonexistent profits!