Language: Java

import java.util.*;

public class Main{
 public static void main(String[] ag){
  System.out.println(new Scanner().nextInt()<9&&
                    new Scanner().nextInt()<9?"Yay!"
                    :":("); 
 }
}

Compiler output:
Main.java:5: error: no suitable constructor found for Scanner(no arguments)
  System.out.println(new Scanner().nextInt()<9&&
                     ^
    constructor Scanner.Scanner(Readable,Pattern) is not applicable
      (actual and formal argument lists differ in length)
    constructor Scanner.Scanner(Readable) is not applicable
      (actual and formal argument lists differ in length)
    constructor Scanner.Scanner(InputStream) is not applicable
      (actual and formal argument lists differ in length)
    constructor Scanner.Scanner(InputStream,String) is not applicable
      (actual and formal argument lists differ in length)
    constructor Scanner.Scanner(InputStream,Charset) is not applicable
      (actual and formal argument lists differ in length)
    constructor Scanner.Scanner(File) is not applicable
      (actual and formal argument lists differ in length)
    constructor Scanner.Scanner(File,String) is not applicable
      (actual and formal argument lists differ in length)
    constructor Scanner.Scanner(File,Charset) is not applicable
      (actual and formal argument lists differ in length)
    constructor Scanner.Scanner(File,CharsetDecoder) is not applicable
      (actual and formal argument lists differ in length)
    constructor Scanner.Scanner(Path) is not applicable
      (actual and formal argument lists differ in length)
    constructor Scanner.Scanner(Path,String) is not applicable
      (actual and formal argument lists differ in length)
    constructor Scanner.Scanner(Path,Charset) is not applicable
      (actual and formal argument lists differ in length)
    constructor Scanner.Scanner(String) is not applicable
      (actual and formal argument lists differ in length)
    constructor Scanner.Scanner(ReadableByteChannel) is not applicable
      (actual and formal argument lists differ in length)
    constructor Scanner.Scanner(ReadableByteChannel,String) is not applicable
      (actual and formal argument lists differ in length)
    constructor Scanner.Scanner(ReadableByteChannel,Charset) is not applicable
      (actual and formal argument lists differ in length)
Main.java:6: error: no suitable constructor found for Scanner(no arguments)
                    new Scanner().nextInt()<9?"Yay!"
                    ^
    constructor Scanner.Scanner(Readable,Pattern) is not applicable
      (actual and formal argument lists differ in length)
    constructor Scanner.Scanner(Readable) is not applicable
      (actual and formal argument lists differ in length)
    constructor Scanner.Scanner(InputStream) is not applicable
      (actual and formal argument lists differ in length)
    constructor Scanner.Scanner(InputStream,String) is not applicable
      (actual and formal argument lists differ in length)
    constructor Scanner.Scanner(InputStream,Charset) is not applicable
      (actual and formal argument lists differ in length)
    constructor Scanner.Scanner(File) is not applicable
      (actual and formal argument lists differ in length)
    constructor Scanner.Scanner(File,String) is not applicable
      (actual and formal argument lists differ in length)
    constructor Scanner.Scanner(File,Charset) is not applicable
      (actual and formal argument lists differ in length)
    constructor Scanner.Scanner(File,CharsetDecoder) is not applicable
      (actual and formal argument lists differ in length)
    constructor Scanner.Scanner(Path) is not applicable
      (actual and formal argument lists differ in length)
    constructor Scanner.Scanner(Path,String) is not applicable
      (actual and formal argument lists differ in length)
    constructor Scanner.Scanner(Path,Charset) is not applicable
      (actual and formal argument lists differ in length)
    constructor Scanner.Scanner(String) is not applicable
      (actual and formal argument lists differ in length)
    constructor Scanner.Scanner(ReadableByteChannel) is not applicable
      (actual and formal argument lists differ in length)
    constructor Scanner.Scanner(ReadableByteChannel,String) is not applicable
      (actual and formal argument lists differ in length)
    constructor Scanner.Scanner(ReadableByteChannel,Charset) is not applicable
      (actual and formal argument lists differ in length)
2 errors