Language: C++

#include <bits/stdc++.h>
using namespace std;

int main() {
  string a, b;
  cin >> a >> b;
  
  if (a == "H") {#include <bits/stdc++.h>
using namespace std;

int main() {
  string a, b;
  cin >> a >> b;
  
  if (a == "H") {
    cout << b <<  endl;
  } else {
    if (b == "D")
      cout << "H" << endl;
    else
      cout << "D" << endl;
  }
  
  return;
}
    cout >> b >> endl;
  } else {
    if (b == "D")
      cout >> "H" >> endl;
    else
      cout >> "D" >> endl;
  }
  
  return;
}

Compiler output:
a.cc:8:18: error: stray '#' in program
    8 |   if (a == "H") {#include <bits/stdc++.h>
      |                  ^
a.cc: In function 'int main()':
a.cc:8:19: error: 'include' was not declared in this scope
    8 |   if (a == "H") {#include <bits/stdc++.h>
      |                   ^~~~~~~
a.cc:8:28: error: 'bits' was not declared in this scope
    8 |   if (a == "H") {#include <bits/stdc++.h>
      |                            ^~~~
a.cc:8:33: error: 'stdc' was not declared in this scope; did you mean 'std'?
    8 |   if (a == "H") {#include <bits/stdc++.h>
      |                                 ^~~~
      |                                 std
a.cc:9:1: error: expected primary-expression before 'using'
    9 | using namespace std;
      | ^~~~~
a.cc:11:9: warning: empty parentheses were disambiguated as a function declaration [-Wvexing-parse]
   11 | int main() {
      |         ^~
a.cc:11:9: note: remove parentheses to default-initialize a variable
   11 | int main() {
      |         ^~
      |         --
a.cc:11:9: note: or replace parentheses with braces to value-initialize a variable
a.cc:11:12: error: a function-definition is not allowed here before '{' token
   11 | int main() {
      |            ^
a.cc:26:10: error: no match for 'operator>>' (operand types are 'std::ostream' {aka 'std::basic_ostream<char>'} and 'std::string' {aka 'std::__cxx11::basic_string<char>'})
   26 |     cout >> b >> endl;
      |     ~~~~ ^~ ~
      |     |       |
      |     |       std::string {aka std::__cxx11::basic_string<char>}
      |     std::ostream {aka std::basic_ostream<char>}
In file included from /usr/include/x86_64-linux-gnu/c++/14/bits/stdc++.h:41,
                 from a.cc:1:
/usr/include/c++/14/cstddef:131:5: note: candidate: 'template<class _IntegerType> constexpr std::__byte_op_t<_IntegerType> std::operator>>(byte, _IntegerType)'
  131 |     operator>>(byte __b, _IntegerType __shift) noexcept
      |     ^~~~~~~~
/usr/include/c++/14/cstddef:131:5: note:   template argument deduction/substitution failed:
a.cc:26:5: note:   cannot convert 'std::cout' (type 'std::ostream' {aka 'std::basic_ostream<char>'}) to type 'std::byte'
   26 |     cout >> b >> endl;
      |     ^~~~
In file included from /usr/include/c++/14/string:55,
                 from /usr/include/c++/14/bitset:52,
                 from /usr/include/x86_64-linux-gnu/c++/14/bits/stdc++.h:52:
/usr/include/c++/14/bits/basic_string.tcc:835:5: note: candidate: 'template<class _CharT, class _Traits, class _Alloc> std::basic_istream<_CharT, _Traits>& std::operator>>(basic_istream<_CharT, _Traits>&, __cxx11::basic_string<_CharT, _Traits, _Allocator>&)'
  835 |     operator>>(basic_istream<_CharT, _Traits>& __in,
      |     ^~~~~~~~
/usr/include/c++/14/bits/basic_string.tcc:835:5: note:   template argument deduction/substitution failed:
a.cc:26:13: note:   'std::ostream' {aka 'std::basic_ostream<char>'} is not derived from 'std::basic_istream<_CharT, _Traits>'
   26 |     cout >> b >> endl;
      |             ^
/usr/include/c++/14/bitset:1597:5: note: candidate: 'template<class _CharT, class _Traits, long unsigned int _Nb> std::basic_istream<_CharT, _Traits>& std::operator>>(basic_istream<_CharT, _Traits>&, bitset<_Nb>&)'
 1597 |     operator>>(std::basic_istream<_CharT, _Traits>& __is, bitset<_Nb>& __x)
      |     ^~~~~~~~
/usr/include/c++/14/bitset:1597:5: note:   template argument deduction/substitution failed:
a.cc:26:13: note:   'std::ostream' {aka 'std::basic_ostream<char>'} is not derived from 'std::basic_istream<_CharT, _Traits>'
   26 |     cout >> b >> endl;
      |             ^
In file included from /usr/include/c++/14/istream:1109,
                 from /usr/include/c++/14/sstream:40,
                 from /usr/include/c++/14/complex:45,
                 from /usr/include/c++/14/ccomplex:39,
                 from /usr/include/x86_64-linux-gnu/c++/14/bits/stdc++.h:127:
/usr/include/c++/14/bits/istream.tcc:978:5: note: candidate: 'template<class _CharT, class _Traits> std::basic_istream<_CharT, _Traits>& std::operator>>(basic_istream<_CharT, _Traits>&, _CharT&)'
  978 |     operator>>(basic_istream<_CharT, _Traits>& __in, _CharT& __c)
      |     ^~~~~~~~
/usr/include/c++/14/bits/istream.tcc:978:5: note:   template argument deduction/substitution failed:
a.cc:26:13: note:   'std::ostream' {aka 'std::basic_ostream<char>'} is not derived from 'std::basic_istream<_CharT, _Traits>'
   26 |     cout >> b >> endl;
      |             ^
/usr/include/c++/14/istream:849:5: note: candidate: 'template<class _Traits> std::basic_istream<char, _Traits>& std::operator>>(basic_istream<char, _Traits>&, unsigned char&)'
  849 |     operator>>(basic_istream<char, _Traits>& __in, unsigned char& __c)
      |     ^~~~~~~~
/usr/include/c++/14/istream:849:5: note:   template argument deduction/substitution failed:
a.cc:26:13: note:   'std::ostream' {aka 'std::basic_ostream<char>'} is not derived from 'std::basic_istream<char, _Traits>'
   26 |     cout >> b >> endl;
      |             ^
/usr/include/c++/14/istream:854:5: note: candidate: 'template<class _Traits> std::basic_istream<char, _Traits>& std::operator>>(basic_istream<char, _Traits>&, signed char&)'
  854 |     operator>>(basic_istream<char, _Traits>& __in, signed char& __c)
      |     ^~~~~~~~
/usr/include/c++/14/istream:854:5: note:   template argument deduction/substitution failed:
a.cc:26:13: note:   'std::ostream' {aka 'std::basic_ostream<char>'} is not derived from 'std::basic_istream<char, _Traits>'
   26 |     cout >> b >> endl;
      |             ^
/usr/include/c++/14/istream:896:5: note: candidate: 'template<class _CharT, class _Traits> std::basic_istream<_CharT, _Traits>& std::operator>>(basic_istream<_CharT, _Traits>&, _CharT*)'
  896 |     operator>>(basic_istream<_CharT, _Traits>& __in, _CharT* __s)
      |     ^~~~~~~~
/usr/include/c++/14/istream:896:5: note:   template argument deduction/substitution failed:
a.cc:26:13: note:   'std::ostream' {aka 'std::basic_ostream<char>'} is not derived from 'std::basic_istream<_CharT, _Traits>'
   26 |     cout >> b >> endl;
      |             ^
/usr/include/c++/14/istream:939:5: note: candidate: 'template<class _Traits> std::basic_istream<char, _Traits>& std::operator>>(basic_istream<char, _Traits>&, unsigned char*)'
  939 |     operator>>(basic_istream<char, _Traits>& __in, unsigned char* __s)
      |     ^~~~~~~~
/usr/include/c++/14/istream:939:5: note:   template argument deduction/substitution failed:
a.cc:26:13: note:   'std::ostream' {aka 'std::basic_ostream<char>'} is not derived from 'std::basic_istream<char, _Traits>'
   26 |     cout >> b >> endl;
      |             ^
/usr/include/c++/14/istream:945:5: note: candidate: 'template<class _Traits> std::basic_istream<char, _Traits>& std::operator>>(basic_istream<char, _Traits>&, signed char*)'
  945 |     operator>>(basic_istream<char, _Traits>& __in, signed char* __s)
      |     ^~~~~~~~
/usr/include/c++/14/istream:945:5: note:   template argument deduction/substitution failed:
a.cc:26:13: note:   'std::ostream' {aka 'std::basic_ostream<char>'} is not derived from 'std::basic_istream<char, _Traits>'
   26 |     cout >> b >> endl;
      |             ^
/usr/include/c++/14/istream:1099:5: note: candidate: 'template<class _Istream, class _Tp> _Istream&& std::operator>>(_Istream&&, _Tp&&)'
 1099 |     operator>>(_Istream&& __is, _Tp&& __x)
      |     ^~~~~~~~
/usr/include/c++/14/istream:1099:5: note:   template argument deduction/substitution failed:
/usr/include/c++/14/istream: In substitution of 'template<class _Istream, class _Tp> _Istream&& std::operator>>(_Istream&&, _Tp&&) [with _Istream = std::basic_ostream<char>&; _Tp = std::__cxx11::basic_string<char>&]':
a.cc:26:13:   required from here
   26 |     cout >> b >> endl;
      |             ^
/usr/include/c++/14/istream:1099:5: error: no type named 'type' in 'struct std::enable_if<false, void>'
 1099 |     operator>>(_Istream&& __is, _Tp&& __x)
      |     ^~~~~~~~
/usr/include/c++/14/complex:509:5: note: candidate: 'template<class _Tp, class _CharT, class _Traits> std::basic_istream<_CharT, _Traits>& std::operator>>(basic_istream<_CharT, _Traits>&, complex<_Tp>&)'
  509 |     operator>>(basic_istream<_CharT, _Traits>& __is, complex<_Tp>& __x)
      |     ^~~~~~~~
/usr/include/c++/14/complex:509:5: note:   template argument deduction/substitution failed:
a.cc:26:13: note:   'std::ostream' {aka 'std::basic_ostream<char>'} is not derived from 'std::basic_istream<_CharT, _Traits>'
   26 |     cout >> b >> endl;
      |             ^
In file included from /usr/include/x86_64-linux-gnu/c++/14/bits/stdc++.h:143:
/usr/include/c++/14/iomanip:76:5: note: candidate: 'template<class _CharT, class _Traits> std::basic_istream<_CharT, _Traits>& std::operator>>(basic_istream<_CharT, _Traits>&, _Resetiosflags)'
   76 |     operator>>(basic_istream<_CharT, _Traits>& __is, _Resetiosflags __f)
      |     ^~~~~~~~
/usr/include/c++/14/iomanip:76:5: note:   template argument deduction/substitution failed:
a.cc:26:13: note:   'std::ostream' {aka 'std::basic_ostream<char>'} is not derived from 'std::basic_istream<_CharT, _Traits>'
   26 |     cout >> b >> endl;
      |             ^
/usr/include/c++/14/iomanip:106:5: note: candidate: 'template<class _CharT, class _Traits> std::basic_istream<_CharT, _Traits>& std::operator>>(basic_istream<_CharT, _Traits>&, _Setiosflags)'
  106 |     operator>>(basic_istream<_CharT, _Traits>& __is, _Setiosflags __f)
      |     ^~~~~~~~
/usr/include/c++/14/iomanip:106:5: note:   template argument deduction/substitution failed:
a.cc:26:13: note:   'std::ostream' {aka 'std::basic_ostream<char>'} is not derived from 'std::basic_istream<_CharT, _Traits>'
   26 |     cout >> b >> endl;
      |             ^
/usr/include/c++/14/iomanip:137:5: note: candidate: 'template<class _CharT, class _Traits> std::basic_istream<_CharT, _Traits>& std::operator>>(basic_istream<_CharT, _Traits>&, _Setbase)'
  137 |     operator>>(basic_istream<_CharT, _Traits>& __is, _Setbase __f)
      |     ^~~~~~~~
/usr/include/c++/14/iomanip:137:5: note:   template argument deduction/substitution failed:
a.cc:26:13: note:   'std::ostream' {aka 'std::basic_ostream<char>'} is not derived from 'std::