speaker,text,start,end,scene_id,character,in_game,episode_name,youtube_id
MATT," Hello, everyone.",0.1,1.354,0,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,(laughter),1.354,3.17,0,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," And welcome to tonight's episode of Critical
Role, where a bunch of us nerdy-ass voice actors",3.17,7.071,0,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"sit around and play the first game of our new
campaign of Dungeons and Dragons.",7.071,12.03,0,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,(cheering),12.03,15.001999999999999,0,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Super excited to be back. I've missed this a
lot. Missed this-- oh, you guys will be fine. So",15.002,21.294,0,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"yes. Glad you guys can join us, apparently in some
crazy numbers. So welcome new viewers. Hope you",21.294,29.227,0,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"enjoy your stay. So, without further ado, let's
get this going so we can get through our",29.227,33.564,0,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"announcements. Since it is our first episode of
the year, of the campaign, I want to make sure",33.564,36.496,0,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"that we get our announcements out of the way.
We've got some cool stuff to talk about. First and",36.496,40.099000000000004,0,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"foremost, we have two sponsors tonight. Our first
sponsor-- and we're going into, for a time, a cool",40.099,48.70099999999999,0,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"partnership with the folks at DnD Beyond,
actually. They've been really awesome, and we've",48.701,55.204,0,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"been talking, and anybody who hasn't seen it, it's
an online digital tool where you can create your",55.204,59.954,0,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"own D&D character, they have options to purchase
any of the current D&D books out there, and then",59.954,65.851,0,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"carry over any of the character options and racial
options over into it, so you can basically use it",65.851,70.24,0,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"as a tool. We'll be using it to help us out in the
game as we go, 'cause it's actually got some pretty",70.24,73.842,0,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"cool stuff. So excited about that. It is D-N-D
Beyond, by the way, if you haven't seen, not the",73.842,80.262,0,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,ampersand. It's D-N-D.,80.316,81.94800000000001,0,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Nnnn. But yeah, so they're going to be a
long-term partner for the show, so working with us",84.704,89.46799999999999,0,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"through the start of this campaign. We're super
excited. But yeah. So we're excited. You can",89.468,95.864,0,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"currently activate-- it should be now-- some
Critical Role content on there. They should have",95.864,102.182,0,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"available the Blood Hunter class that I created a
couple of years ago, kind of refining. Should be",102.182,108.754,0,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"available for you guys to find on the DnD Beyond,
which I'm excited about, and there's a one-time",108.754,113.20400000000001,0,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"discount of $10 off any digital book in the
dndbeyond.com marketplace if you use the codeword",113.204,118.22699999999999,0,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"'beginnings' in there right now. So yeah, get a
chance to check it out.",118.227,124.352,0,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS, (vomiting noises) Would you like some?,124.352,127.321,1,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," So yeah. I'm super excited to have that,
guys. So you apply that code at checkout to make",127.321,134.495,0,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"that happen, in case you're confused and trying to
get it to work. There's a bunch of stuff to",134.495,139.738,0,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"explore on there, and a bunch of cool ways to
incorporate the existing breadth of D&D lore and",139.738,145.388,0,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"options in there, and now you have some of our stuff in
there as well, and hopefully more Critical Role",145.388,149.317,0,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"content and Tal'Dorei content and Exandria content
down the road to also be available on there as we",149.317,154.053,0,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"go. Super excited about that. I'd like to thank
you guys at DnD Beyond for being awesome. We also",154.053,160.828,0,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"have our second sponsor. Sam, if you want to take
it away.",160.828,162.529,0,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, I'm our second sponsor.,162.529,163.898,3,nott,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM,(laughter),163.898,165.202,3,nott,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," No. Welcome, new viewers. Every week-- or
many weeks, I am charged with writing the ad for",166.152,172.577,3,nott,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM,"the sponsor of that week. I did this one way back
in mid-December, so it'll feel a little stale.",172.577,179.633,3,nott,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM,(laughter),179.633,183.965,3,nott,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," Sorry. I didn't have time to write a new one.
Apologies to our sponsor. But our second sponsor",183.965,192.335,3,nott,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM,"tonight is Backblaze. They offer unlimited cloud
backup for Macs and PCs. You can restore from the",192.335,199.078,3,nott,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM,"web or via hard drive. They'll even overnight
FedEx a drive to you, and because it's Christmas",199.078,204.252,3,nott,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM,"season, I wrote this. 'Twas the night before
Critmas when I clicked on my mouse, but the drive",204.252,212.472,3,nott,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM,"wasn't whirring; it had said 'Adi-ouse'. When up
from the cloud there arose such a sight, I knew in",212.472,219.907,3,nott,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM,"a flash that my shit was all right. As I spat out
my plate of cold chicken kiev, down my chimney",219.907,225.792,3,nott,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM,"came a weird little elf named Lev. I said, ""Whoa,
whoa, whoa, how'd you get in my place?"" Lev gave",225.792,232.589,5,sam,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM,"me a wink and punched me in the face. And suddenly
he fired up a pipe and started to restore my",232.589,237.696,5,sam,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM,"computer from a backup he carted. My documents,
like slash fiction from My Little Pony. My photos,",237.696,243.69,5,sam,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM,"like me naked, covered in bologna. He mumbled that
you can get backed up at once for a merry little",243.69,249.699,5,sam,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM,"fee of $5 a month-s. You even get 15 days free if
you scroll over to backblaze.com/criticalrole. And",249.699,260.565,5,sam,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM,"just like that, my computer was on. Lev greased up
his body, and bam, he was gone. But I heard him",260.565,266.631,5,sam,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM,"exclaim, ""Peace out, yo, whassup! Happy Backblaze
to all, don't forget to back up!""",266.631,272.034,5,sam,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM,(cheering),272.034,275.72499999999997,5,sam,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," I'll write another one for Easter, I
promise.",275.725,277.564,5,sam,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM,(laughter),277.564,279.629,5,sam,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Thank you, Sam. So thank you, Backblaze.
Happy to have you for our sponsor tonight as well.",279.629,284.57300000000004,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"Also, as a heads-up, we've had our friends at
Wyrmwood for a while have been awesomely providing",284.573,289.755,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"Wyrmwood dice boxes and dice trays and dice towers
to give away to people in the community. They have",289.755,295.59499999999997,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"new boxes for all the players in the new campaign.
And they have been working on something for a",295.595,300.295,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"while for us to kick off the new campaign. They
made us a new table. If we can go to a camera view",300.295,305.82800000000003,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,of this table they made for the campaign.,305.828,307.67499999999995,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,(cheering),307.675,312.28700000000003,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," It's made out of English brown oak, the
center Critical Role inlay is made of ash burl, is",312.287,317.864,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"the background, and then rosewood for the d20
outline, wenge for the Critical Role words",317.864,324.592,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"themselves, and silver stringing around the
border. It was built by hand in their",324.592,328.691,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"Massachusetts office and workshop, and it was
hand-rubbed oil on a wax finish. Over a hundred",328.691,334.21,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"hours were put into this table. They did an
incredible job, and we're super honored to have",334.21,337.99199999999996,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"that here, and thank you guys for showing such an
awesome appreciation for what we do.",337.992,342.959,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, It smells really nice.,342.959,346.258,5,sam,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, We have cubbies!,346.258,348.341,6,laura,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," It smells like wood in the studio, like
fresh wood.",348.341,350.90500000000003,7,marisha,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," And, when we get canceled, this is going to
be a great dining room table.",350.905,354.20099999999996,5,sam,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," This is true! Thank you guys, Wyrmwood. If
you aren't familiar with any of their stuff, go to",354.201,359.994,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"wyrmwoodgaming.com, that's W-Y-R-M-wood Gaming 
dot com. They do awesome work. It's really super",359.994,365.052,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"high-quality, it's great. So thank you guys. All
right, so. Let's see. Updates we can get through.",365.052,370.933,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"Laura, do you have an update for merch stuff in
the new year?",370.933,373.67,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," (yells) Okay. Yes, I do. It's a new
campaign, new us, new merch. I don't know which",373.67,380.82300000000004,6,laura,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA,camera I'm looking at.,380.823,382.678,6,laura,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, That one.,382.678,384.361,5,sam,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," So we released our teaser on socials, and
everybody was like, ""I want that as a poster!"" So",384.361,391.514,6,laura,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA,"we listened to you, and we made it a poster!",391.514,395.021,6,laura,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA,(cheering),395.021,398.12800000000004,6,laura,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, It's a real poster?,398.128,399.176,5,sam,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, It's a real poster!,399.176,400.216,6,laura,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," Oh, wow!",400.216,401.392,5,sam,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Look at this lameness that you could have
on your wall! So yeah. It's in the store right",401.392,407.039,6,laura,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA,"now, you guys, and we printed a small amount, so
those ones will be shipped faster, and then after",407.039,412.62899999999996,6,laura,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA,"that it'll just be pre-order, but I think it's all
listed as pre-order, so just so you know.",412.629,416.159,6,laura,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, Can you photoshop out my crotch region?,416.159,419.389,5,sam,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, No.,419.389,420.60200000000003,6,laura,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," None of us have that much talent in post,
Sam.",422.34,425.10999999999996,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," But let's just talk about this Matthew
Mercer.",425.11,426.90700000000004,6,laura,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Let's not talk about what I-- when I put
that outfit on, I did not consider quite the",426.907,431.606,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"permeation in my life it would become. So there's
that.",431.606,436.633,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," So we can be with you always. Matt can
stare at you while you sleep.",436.633,442.14599999999996,6,laura,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, God damn it.,443.945,445.44599999999997,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Oh yeah. We've got to be careful, guys,
because we have a lot of people that haven't",447.969,451.501,6,laura,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA,"watched the last campaign, or haven't finished the
last campaign, so no spoilers for last campaign.",451.501,456.14599999999996,6,laura,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, I don't really remember it.,456.146,457.689,5,sam,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS," Well, we all died, so.",457.689,458.928,1,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," That's true, yeah. Okay, next announcements:
the Critical Role podcast we have currently up to",458.928,464.035,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"date. All of Vox Machina's story, the whole first
campaign, is now on the podcast. You can find it",464.035,470.737,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"where the finest podcasts are downloaded. And do
we have an update as far as the release schedule",470.737,477.20700000000005,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,for this podcast?,477.207,478.378,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," Yes, we do. They will be releasing one
week after we are live. We'll be one week behind.",478.378,487.572,7,marisha,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, On a Thursday?,487.572,489.432,5,sam,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," They will be releasing on Thursdays the
week after.",489.432,491.993,7,marisha,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Oh, so you can listen to it in the morning
and watch it live at night. If you have a lot of",491.993,500.123,6,laura,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA,"free time. Or a really long drive, maybe.",500.123,504.378,6,laura,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," An extra eight hours to spend every
Thursday.",504.378,508.265,5,sam,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," To be fair, you guys would have about as
much free time on a Thursday as I would. Cool, so",508.265,513.401,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"look forward to that. Comic book, issue four of
Critical Role: Vox Machina Origins, Liam, when",513.401,519.26,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,does that come out?,519.26,520.218,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS," Oh, make it sooner!",522.12,523.534,1,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, Thank you very much.,533.805,537.4399999999999,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS, Check it out everywhere.,537.44,538.9570000000001,1,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA, Napster.,549.534,553.124,7,marisha,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, I'm going to throw up.,553.124,555.708,6,laura,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," That's okay, guys, we've got a couple more
things left. Thank you for hanging in there. As",555.708,559.727,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"far as con appearances go, I actually fly tomorrow
to Miami, Florida for Paradise City Comic Con.",559.727,563.9359999999999,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"I'll be there tomorrow until Sunday. If you guys
are in the area, come say hi at the convention. It",563.936,568.765,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"should be fun. I have panels and signings and
stuff. Hopefully see you there. Also, I'll be at",568.765,573.366,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"Lexington Comic and Toy Con in Lexington,
Kentucky, March 9-11, Otafest in Calgary, May",573.366,579.457,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"18-20, and A-Kon in Texas, June 7-10.",579.457,583.062,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," We have Emerald City Comic Con, me and
Travis.",585.699,589.101,6,laura,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS, First weekend of March.,589.101,591.204,1,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Badass. Cool. All right, so. Paring it down,
finishing it up here. Thank you for your patience.",591.204,598.843,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"With the new campaign, I want to renew our
appreciation for and make sure that we push to you",598.843,605.9159999999999,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"guys that we, from the very beginning, have been
supporting a really amazing charity called 826,",605.916,610.1600000000001,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"826LA being our local chapter. They have 826
groups all over the United States that they do",610.16,616.9399999999999,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"after-school creative writing, and a lot of great
creative classes for children who are either",616.94,622.9960000000001,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"underprivileged or don't have opportunities to go
to these types of classes. They do wonderful,",622.996,627.461,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"wonderful work, and we've been supporting them
from the very beginning, and we're just doubling",627.461,631.111,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"down on that for this new campaign. You guys as a
community have been fantastic in supporting them,",631.111,635.14,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"and all the charities that we've supported from
the very beginning. Critmas every year has been a",635.14,639.23,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"very prime example of that, so I just wanted to
continue to push that forward, share the love, and",639.23,644.338,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"a big thank-you to 826 for being such an amazing
source of creative drive for so many young kids",644.338,649.938,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"who normally wouldn't have that opportunity. So
you guys are amazing, and show them your",649.938,653.359,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,appreciation if you can.,653.359,654.88,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,(cheering),654.88,656.956,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Final shout-outs. One, thank you to Ian
Phillips of Iron Tusk Painting, who has painted",656.956,662.65,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,the miniatures for this campaign.,662.65,664.357,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,(cheering),664.357,666.67,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," He actually painted me and Marisha's cake
toppers for our wedding, and whenever you manage",666.67,670.4169999999999,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"to see them in the campaign, you can know that
it's his handiwork. Soon enough.",670.417,674.671,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," I love it. So you can follow him,
@PaintingTusk on Twitter.",696.842,700.3009999999999,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," And final thank-yous to Warner Bros and
Monolith Entertainment for letting us incorporate",705.646,709.665,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"the Shadow of War soundtrack into our Critical
Role soundtrack here on the air, so those will be",709.665,714.7629999999999,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"coming into the new campaign. And, super excited,
CD Projekt Red has been nice enough to allow us",714.763,719.7660000000001,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"use of the Witcher series soundtrack to also
incorporate into the campaign, which, honestly,",719.766,727.068,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"when we started playing at home, the Witcher
soundtrack was most of my music, and I couldn't",727.068,731.1949999999999,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"use it when we started streaming, and so it's been
a cool full-circle to be able to bring it back in.",731.195,735.273,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"Plus it brings a unique flavor that works with the
new campaign setting, so.",735.273,740.198,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"With that, I believe our announcements are done.
Thank you for bearing with us.",740.198,745.064,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Wait, we're going to give-- oh, that's--",745.064,747.4,6,laura,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA, Afterwards.,747.4,748.63,7,marisha,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, There's one more announcement.,748.63,751.008,5,sam,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," Our announcement is our brand-new opening
title sequence. Which I think we're ready for.",751.008,759.041,7,marisha,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," So, as we bring it down, guys, let's go
ahead and prepare to dive in to the new year and",759.041,765.8720000000001,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"the new campaign for this episode of Critical
Role.",765.872,769.3019999999999,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,(yelling),769.302,771.912,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,[80s music],771.912,853.8040000000001,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,(laughter),853.804,857.233,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, And welcome back.,857.233,859.443,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS, That was a new level.,859.443,861.612,1,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," We've definitely returned to the table.
Thank you, Sam. So.",861.612,866.265,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," Wait, super fast. We've got to go through
credits. Right? Okay. So normally we don't do",866.265,870.973,7,marisha,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA,"this, and I did this once before when we released
our other opening title sequence. Yeah, 50th. So",870.973,876.458,7,marisha,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA,"we're going to do this again. These are just
people who do so much and who do not get enough",876.458,881.683,7,marisha,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA,"love. I'm going to shout them out. Sean Becker,
who's the unsung hero of Geek and Sundry, he's the",881.683,885.933,7,marisha,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA,"executive producer. T.J. Rotell, he's our
production manager around here, he makes sure that",885.933,891.9,7,marisha,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA,"we actually have cameras. Maxwell James, our
producer that makes this show go every week. Dani",891.9,899.4019999999999,7,marisha,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA,"Carr, our production coordinator, also huge
producer here. Steve Sprinkles, who directed that",899.402,906.5980000000001,7,marisha,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA,amazing opening title sequence.,906.598,909.0039999999999,7,marisha,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, That's not a real name!,909.004,910.604,5,sam,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," I know. I love it on the slate. It always
says 'Sprinkles'. Jan-Michael Losada, who is our",910.604,914.815,7,marisha,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA,"D.P., and is the same D.P. from last time. Tristan
Savage-Tate, our first A.C. Sean Delahunt, who is",914.815,922.413,7,marisha,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA,"our key grip. Tyler Hart, who is our gaffer, who
gaffs everything around here, he's amazing. Jenny",922.413,930.418,7,marisha,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA,"Newman, who did the amazing wardrobe. She sourced
all the wardrobe. Wren Witting, who's one of our",930.418,937.394,7,marisha,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA,"hair and makeup artists. Vanessa Marie, who is our
second hair and makeup artist. Jose Sosa, who was",937.394,946.062,7,marisha,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA,our production assistant. Selina Ruthe--,946.062,949.518,7,marisha,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, That's a lot of pieces of paper!,949.518,950.961,6,laura,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," I know. Selina Ruthe, who did additional
photography, and she also does stuff every day.",950.961,954.716,7,marisha,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Why didn't you put them on the same piece
of paper?",954.716,956.439,6,laura,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," Because I didn't know there was going to
be this many. Brandon Clark, who was our location",956.439,959.153,7,marisha,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA,"manager. Pamela Joy, who shot all the photos for
that, and Loretta Ritchert.",959.153,965.269,7,marisha,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Yeah, they're with Heirloom Photography,
and they did all of our thumbnails, too. They did",965.269,968.353,6,laura,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA,that poster.,968.353,969.603,6,laura,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," Jason Charles Miller, who does our
music.",971.096,974.01,7,marisha,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," Sean Hudson, who does our
post-production. And Andy Inglat, who edited that",975.749,980.126,7,marisha,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA,thing. Okay. I'm sweating a lot.,980.126,984.4639999999999,7,marisha,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, That's okay. So.,984.464,986.1930000000001,10,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," What a night. Well, guys...",986.193,988.2049999999999,5,sam,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, Everyone. Everyone.,992.102,994.588,10,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, Can we open our fricking books yet?,994.588,996.53,5,sam,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA, Not yet.,996.53,998.161,7,marisha,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Welcome to Wildemount. The year is 835 P.D.,
or post-Divergence. This continent is divided both",998.161,1010.006,10,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"by jagged terrain and political powers. The
Menagerie Coast, a collection of city-states",1010.006,1016.3779999999999,10,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"united under the Clovis Concord, monopolizes the
southwestern shores and ports of Wildemount,",1016.378,1022.634,11,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"thriving on open trade and cultural freedom.
Beyond the Cyrios Mountains lies the massive",1022.634,1028.826,11,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"region known as Wynandir, bisected by the
Ashkeeper Peaks. Eastern Wynandir houses the",1028.826,1036.58,11,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"expansive wastes and turbulent badlands of
Xhorhas, overrun with all manner of beasts and",1036.58,1042.249,11,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"terrors, relics from the final battles of the
Calamity that ruined that scarred landscape.",1042.249,1047.981,11,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"Northward, you would find the Greying Wildlands, a
lawless realm harboring a curse that has kept it",1047.981,1053.833,11,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"unconquered by human hands. However, this story
begins in the territory of Western Wynandir,",1053.833,1062.49,11,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"within the boundaries of the Dwendalian Empire.
Emerging 13 generations before, the Dwendalian",1062.49,1070.81,12,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"Empire has slowly spread to encompass the
surrounding societies of the region, absorbing the",1070.863,1075.806,12,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"peoples of the Zemni Fields and the Marrow Valley,
before finally conquering the Julous Dominion and",1075.806,1081.95,12,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"taking the whole of Western Wynandir for the
Empire.",1081.95,1085.682,12,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, There will be no test.,1085.682,1088.104,5,sam,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," No. This is-- let me continue. Under the
rule of the current King Bertrand Dwendal, now in",1088.104,1096.7640000000001,12,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"his 68th year, most are left to their own devices.
You live as you did before. The crown only takes a",1096.764,1103.6689999999999,12,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"tithe of what you produce and earn. You follow its
laws, worship its gods, and bow to its installed",1103.669,1111.544,12,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"local leadership. In return, denizens of the
Empire are protected from the chaotic horrors and",1111.544,1118.9250000000002,12,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"shadowed evils that stalk the edges of the
civilized lands. This accord has led to a",1118.925,1125.085,12,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"prosperous century for the Empire, or at least the
political elite. Tensions brew beneath the",1125.085,1131.3690000000001,12,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"chafing watch of the Crown's Guard. Every temple
is government-owned and run, and worship outside",1131.369,1137.2179999999998,12,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"the approved idolatry is met with imprisonment.
Rumors of military clashes at the eastern border",1137.218,1143.5,12,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"near Xhorhas have many common folk on edge. Our
story, however, begins much smaller. Here in the",1143.5,1152.82,12,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"southern reaches of the Marrow Valley, beyond the
entry gates of the Wuyun Gorge, lies the small",1152.82,1157.847,12,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"rural town of Trostenwald. Bordering the blue
waters of the Ustaloch, this town came to",1157.847,1164.087,12,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"prominence near the turn of this recent century,
when the surrounding fertile farmlands were",1164.087,1168.328,12,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"discovered to produce a unique type of grain and
wheat, leading to a boom of breweries. When the",1168.328,1173.934,12,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"glut subsided, three large families stood
triumphant in the local business of fermented",1173.934,1177.465,12,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"delights. Now Trostenwald thrives on their exports
of fish, crops, and ale. Here in this sleepy trade",1177.465,1186.859,12,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"stop along the Amber Road, a handful of wandering
destinies slowly begin to intersect.",1186.859,1193.981,12,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"We begin in the early hours of the morning on the
day of Grissen in a messy room on the second floor",1193.981,1201.657,12,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"of the Nestled Nook Inn. A bleary-eyed, bruised
man in a tattered coat slowly wakens from his",1201.657,1209.837,12,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"lengthy sleep, catching his small, snoring ally
curled at the foot of the bed. Liam, if you would",1209.837,1215.74,12,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"like to describe your character, please.",1215.74,1217.78,12,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,(nervous laughter),1217.78,1221.597,12,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Oh my god, no pressure!",1221.597,1222.9569999999999,6,laura,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, Were we supposed to prepare this?,1222.957,1224.941,14,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," I'm pretty filthy. I have a mess of
reddish-brown hair, and really filthy road",1224.941,1237.97,13,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM,"clothes. I wear a long coat that I slept in. I
slept about 20 hours last night. Jeez. Unshaven, a",1237.97,1249.4080000000001,13,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM,bit of a mess.,1249.408,1251.051,13,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," So far you're just talking about current
Liam.",1251.051,1253.617,14,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, What color are your eyes? I need visual.,1253.617,1256.253,6,laura,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," They're blue. That's it. It was a rough day
yesterday, and-- that's it.",1256.253,1266.7069999999999,13,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, And your name is?,1266.707,1268.131,12,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM, Oh. Caleb. Caleb Widogast.,1268.131,1270.385,13,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," All right. As your smaller friend curls
awake, Sam, would you like to describe your",1270.385,1275.536,12,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,character?,1275.536,1277.015,12,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, Yeah. Um. I am a little goblin girl.,1277.015,1283.385,14,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM,(laughter),1283.385,1286.426,14,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," I am a goblin. So, you know, the green skin,
the green hair, the yellow eyes. And she wears",1286.426,1302.072,14,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM,"not-great clothes, just like her traveling
companion there. She hides in the shadows a lot,",1302.072,1308.137,14,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM,"because she knows goblins aren't welcome in this
part, and that's about it. I mean, she's a little",1308.137,1315.653,14,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM,"skittish, and right now she's probably stirring
awake as well, right?",1315.653,1320.814,14,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, Well. What's your name?,1320.814,1322.854,12,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, Oh. Nott the Brave.,1322.854,1324.8110000000001,14,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," So Caleb, as you come to consciousness, you
glance over and can see, slowly snoring and",1324.811,1331.388,12,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"rousing at about the same time, Nott's eyes blink
open, her slowly groaning face looking over",1331.388,1340.114,12,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,towards you.,1340.114,1341.919,12,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," (high-pitched Cockney accent) Oh! You're finally awake, 
I see. Oh yeah, motherfuckers. It's on. You were out for quite",1341.919,1354.902,14,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM,"some time, there. Rough day, eh?",1354.902,1358.151,14,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," (light German accent) Not our best day, no.",1358.151,1360.1570000000002,13,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," No, I mean, usually you're so good at
everything, but yesterday you were just-- maybe",1360.157,1366.749,14,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM,"you needed the sleep, is what you needed.",1366.749,1368.869,14,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM, Thank you.,1368.869,1371.3929999999998,13,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," Well, don't thank me yet. I should probably
tell you what happened while you were asleep. I",1371.393,1384.846,14,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM,"mean, you were asleep for so long. I got bored,
frankly. I was going through my pack and",1384.846,1391.307,14,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM,reorganizing.,1391.307,1392.808,14,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM, Has anybody seen you-- seen you seen you?,1392.808,1395.641,13,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," Well, I mean, many people? I got bored.
You've never slept that long, so I left, I went",1395.641,1404.481,14,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM,"downstairs, I thought I'd do a bit of
window-shopping, and you know how sometimes I get",1404.481,1410.215,14,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM,"the itch, you know?",1410.215,1411.6979999999999,14,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," I do. Did you make it back here okay, at
night?",1411.698,1416.7720000000002,16,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," I'm here, aren't I?",1416.772,1417.826,14,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," Yeah, you are.",1417.826,1418.854,16,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," Yeah, I did. But I might have been spotted by
a few of the Crown's Guard.",1418.854,1426.1090000000002,14,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM, Did you have the mask on?,1426.109,1427.895,16,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," No? No, I didn't. But they didn't catch me,
so. Listen, I'm sorry, sometimes I get the urge,",1427.895,1438.355,17,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM,"I've got to take something, you know? I was trying
to replentish what you lost yesterday, and I failed.",1438.355,1444.145,17,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," Well, we-- (sighs)-- discussed coming to a
bigger town. It's going to be a little more",1444.145,1450.898,16,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM,"difficult now. You can't go-- it was easier on
outskirts, it was easier in farms, but we can't do",1450.898,1457.144,16,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM,that here.,1457.144,1458.982,16,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," I know, I'm sorry. Yeah. I know. You're
right. Yep. I just got a little bit squiggly.",1458.982,1465.184,17,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM,That's all.,1465.184,1466.6019999999999,17,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," Okay. Well, I think today you should have
the mask on at all times.",1466.602,1471.3010000000002,16,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," Yeah, good idea, Caleb.",1471.301,1473.193,17,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," It's better when we're working together. If
you need to steal something, do it with my help,",1473.193,1482.667,16,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM,all right?,1482.667,1484.0549999999998,16,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," Yeah, yeah, of course. Yeah.",1484.055,1485.863,17,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," Back up the conversation a minute. Thank
you. I would not be alive if you had not-- you",1485.863,1495.971,16,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM,saved my life. So thank you.,1495.971,1498.393,16,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," Ah, no problem.",1498.393,1500.513,17,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM, Yesterday was really not great.,1500.513,1504.317,16,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," Yeah, well, we'll do better today, right?",1504.317,1507.628,17,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM, Sure. Sure we will. Are you hungry?,1507.628,1513.155,16,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," Yeah, I'm starving.",1513.155,1515.133,17,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," At this point, you notice the gentle smell
of cooked meats and promises of mediocre porridge",1515.133,1519.047,15,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"and eggs just barely begins to creep beneath the
subtle floor of your room, meet your nostrils.",1519.047,1525.268,18,yorda,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," Well, Nott, what are we going to do today? I
can go down and get breakfast and bring it up",1525.268,1532.038,16,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM,"here. At least-- I don't know. I mean, I'm a
little wary of just splashing back into the town",1532.038,1538.606,16,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM,right away.,1538.606,1540.102,16,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," Let's go down, get some food. I'll come with
you, 'cause as you said, we're better together.",1540.102,1544.9840000000002,17,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM,"And we'll take it from there. You need some books
and stuff, right?",1544.984,1550.1689999999999,17,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM, Always.,1550.169,1552.51,16,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," All right, well, that's on the to-do list.",1552.51,1555.756,17,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," All right, well, let's get something to eat,
then.",1555.756,1558.924,16,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," All right, so you prepare yourself with your
mask set over?",1558.924,1564.984,18,yorda,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," Yes, yeah, so I have a half a mask that
covers my goblin face, and with the hood over,",1564.984,1573.272,17,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM,"kind of obscures. Maybe it's not a goblin, maybe
it's a little halfling person or something.",1573.272,1578.148,17,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Which is helpful. The southern, more rural
region of the Empire, especially near Felderwin,",1578.148,1584.28,18,yorda,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"which is one of the largest tilling and farming
areas of the entire Empire, has a very heavy",1584.28,1589.749,18,yorda,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"halfling population. And so while this city is not
the core of it, you'd probably see a larger 20-25%",1589.749,1597.83,18,yorda,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"of the population here in Trostenwald is halfling.
So you pass off pretty decently as long as you",1597.83,1602.568,18,yorda,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"keep away from discerning, intent eyes. So the two
of you manage to gather your things for the time",1602.568,1609.106,18,yorda,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"being, wander down the stairs from the top floor
down to the base of the tavern, which, the air is",1609.106,1618.148,18,yorda,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"already bustling with townsfolk and all manner of
travelers preparing to take on the day's",1618.148,1622.11,18,yorda,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"responsibilities. Yorda, the 40-something woman
barkeep with shoulder-length blonde hair and",1622.11,1627.116,18,yorda,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"weathered skin that you previously rented your
room at the inn from, frantically darts behind the",1627.116,1631.722,18,yorda,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"bar while the red-headed barmaid rushes from table
to table. It seems that the clientele is a bit",1631.722,1637.575,19,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"more than they were expecting this morning. Yorda
yells from behind the bar to the barkeep,",1637.575,1641.7,19,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"""Adelaine, two more brats and a bit of mush at the
corner table."" She looks up, ""I'm working on it!""",1641.7,1647.247,19,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"And she runs over and heads back to the kitchen.
There's a faint bit of music as two",1647.247,1650.905,19,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"slovenly-looking musicians in the corner are
trying to work for tips with a small hat on the",1650.905,1656.354,19,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"floor that it looks like nobody's thrown any coin
into it. The tables are fairly busy, except for",1656.354,1660.376,19,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"maybe two that appear to be available between the
two of you guys, if you'd like to find a seat.",1660.376,1664.296,19,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," Okay. Sure. Is that easy to do, find a
seat?",1664.296,1669.082,21,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Yeah, you walk over to it, you sit down.",1669.082,1671.14,19,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,(laughter),1671.14,1673.5600000000002,19,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM, Is this how D&D works?,1673.56,1675.79,21,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, What do we roll for?,1675.79,1677.171,20,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM,(laughter),1677.171,1679.66,20,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," You sit down, and due to the chaos that
ensues around you, it takes a little while for",1679.66,1684.424,19,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"Adelaine, the red-headed barmaid, to come by, and
she scoots by the table. ""I'm terribly sorry. What",1684.424,1689.981,19,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"""can I get you?""",1689.981,1691.53,19,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," You know, meat if you have it, but if you
don't, that's okay, too. Potatoes, or bacon if",1691.53,1697.791,20,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM,"it's on the menu, but really anything--",1697.791,1699.731,20,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," ""I can get you all three, it's fine. What
you want?""",1699.731,1701.76,19,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," A Trost for each of us, please.",1701.76,1704.068,21,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," ""For breakfast? I like you. All right, two
Trosts and a bunch of meats. Be right back."" And",1704.224,1709.956,22,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"she rushes off, she pulls her hair back and ties it as
she goes into the kitchen, getting ready for the",1709.956,1714.5279999999998,22,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"midst of chaos. While you guys have a moment there
at the table, you can hear conversation muttering",1714.528,1720.154,24,Rinaldo,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"around you, and you have a brief bit of privacy to
discuss.",1720.154,1723.707,24,Rinaldo,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," Yes, I need books, that's true, but did you
find drink yesterday?",1723.707,1728.817,23,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, I have a little left in my flask.,1728.817,1731.377,20,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM, How much?,1731.377,1732.499,23,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, Just a couple swigs.,1732.499,1734.628,20,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," So that's also on the to-do list, then.",1734.628,1738.0459999999998,23,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," I mean, if you don't want me to get too
jittery, yeah.",1738.046,1741.3020000000001,20,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM, All right. Okay. So we'll do that first.,1741.302,1744.3529999999998,23,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, All right.,1744.353,1746.0130000000001,20,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS, I love her.,1746.013,1747.9379999999999,1,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS,(laughter),1747.938,1750.182,1,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," A short time passes before the two platters
are rushed over and scattered across the front of",1750.182,1754.642,24,Rinaldo,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"your table with a clattering. Pile of meats there
set for you, a little bit placed on the side,",1754.642,1759.8310000000001,24,Rinaldo,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"because you might need, especially with the look
on your face-- Adelaine gives you a glance and",1759.831,1764.946,24,Rinaldo,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"goes, ""Put something in your belly."" Comes back
and slides two Trosts to you.",1764.946,1770.067,24,Rinaldo,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," I remove my little mask, and then just go
(eating noises).",1770.067,1775.092,20,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM,(laughter),1775.092,1778.968,20,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM, I take the last piece.,1778.968,1783.8700000000001,23,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," As you guys are partway through your meal--
let's see, this would be Caleb. You notice out of",1783.87,1793.5269999999998,24,Rinaldo,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"the corner of your eye a gentleman enter the door
looking kind of meek. Middle-age, looks",1793.527,1800.3110000000001,24,Rinaldo,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"work-hardened. He has a heavy chin-beard that is
unkempt and a bit wild, but his eyes are warm.",1800.311,1807.9019999999998,24,Rinaldo,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"He's holding his hat in his grip, and he scans the
room with an eager glance before his face",1807.902,1816.883,24,Rinaldo,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"brightens, and he begins to push his way across
the room, in your direction, it looks like. He",1816.883,1824.1680000000001,24,Rinaldo,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"scoots over towards your table, and as you're
about to turn and see what he's about--",1824.168,1829.7849999999999,24,Rinaldo,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM, I'm putting my hand on my purse.,1829.785,1831.9740000000002,23,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," --he pivots to the table next to you
instead. He turns to you three.",1831.974,1837.2259999999999,24,Rinaldo,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,(yelps),1837.226,1840.1450000000002,24,Rinaldo,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," We've just been sitting here this whole
time!",1840.145,1843.012,25,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Yeah. You've met this man the day before,
Rinaldo, the fisherman, who you had aided. And as",1843.012,1855.7849999999999,24,Rinaldo,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"he approaches, he goes, ""Might I sit, please?""",1855.785,1858.4560000000001,24,Rinaldo,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Of course, take a seat.",1858.456,1859.914,25,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, What's that?,1859.914,1861.331,20,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," As he sits down in his chair, I would ask
each of you to please describe yourselves,",1861.331,1864.0,24,Rinaldo,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"starting with you, Laura.",1864.0,1865.532,24,Rinaldo,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," (Slavic accent) Oh, well, okay. I'm just, you 
know, a little blue tiefling, that's all, with blue hair.",1865.532,1871.904,25,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA,"And I'm wearing a pretty cute dress, that's all.
And I'm having a good time, you know? We're just",1871.904,1880.778,25,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA,having a good time here at breakfast.,1880.778,1882.891,25,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, All right. And you?,1882.891,1886.102,24,Rinaldo,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," Uh, yeah. Yeah. I'm, you know,
simple girl, simple needs. Just wearing nice, baggy",1886.102,1895.3090000000002,7,marisha,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA,"clothes, some monk vestiges. They're in nice blues
and greys. You notice I have a blue sash around my",1895.368,1902.4679999999998,7,marisha,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA,"belt. Got a nice shave going on, little undercut.
Looks like maybe I put on makeup two days ago, and",1902.507,1909.587,7,marisha,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA,"I'm like, yeah, it's still holding up. It's fine.
I can work with that.",1909.587,1916.522,7,marisha,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, What's your name?,1916.522,1917.835,20,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," We'll get to that. Thank you. And Travis, if
you'd like to describe yourself, please?",1917.835,1921.969,24,Rinaldo,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS," (Texan drawl) Yeah, I'm here too.",1921.969,1925.314,1,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS,(laughter),1925.314,1930.976,1,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS," I'm a half-orc, sitting here in beat-up
leathers. Have a big scar across my face.",1930.976,1939.1160000000002,1,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, (sings 'Bad to the Bone'),1939.116,1940.696,20,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM,(laughter),1940.696,1946.7079999999999,20,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS," Green skin tone, and got some piecemeal
armor put together and stuff. My name's Fjord.",1946.708,1955.795,1,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," You're very handsome. I just need to tell
you.",1955.795,1959.759,25,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS, Thank you. Appreciate that.,1959.759,1961.49,1,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," As Rinaldo sits down, clutching his hat
still in his hands, says, ""I thank you for your",1961.49,1966.028,24,Rinaldo,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"""time. Fjord. And, I apologize, I forget your
names.""",1966.028,1969.8990000000001,24,Rinaldo,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA, Beauregard.,1969.899,1971.5639999999999,7,marisha,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," ""Beauregard. And?""",1971.564,1973.251,24,Rinaldo,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, Jester.,1973.251,1974.254,25,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," ""Jester, thank you. You all came when no one
else would yesterday, and because of you my",1974.254,1982.52,24,Rinaldo,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"""daughter is still alive.""",1982.52,1984.525,24,Rinaldo,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," Oh yeah. Sorry for being a pessimistic
asshole, by the way, when we first came into town.",1984.525,1991.276,7,marisha,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," ""Oh, that's okay.""",1991.276,1992.832,24,Rinaldo,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA, I'm not used to things turning out good.,1992.832,1995.6940000000002,7,marisha,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," ""You'll do well this side of the Empire.
Anyway. I won't keep you, but I-- we spoke",1995.694,2005.3809999999999,24,Rinaldo,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"""yesterday, and I didn't have much to give you.
Sent you away with nothing but my gratitude. But",2005.381,2011.2330000000002,24,Rinaldo,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"""I've been asking around the other fishermen,
lochsmen, and we've put together a little bit of",2011.233,2017.6799999999998,24,Rinaldo,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"""coin for your troubles, so."" And he turns his cap
over on the table, and this catches your",2017.68,2021.569,24,Rinaldo,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"attention, you hear this clattering of coin. Your
eyes glance over, especially you, Nott, and watch",2021.569,2027.749,24,Rinaldo,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"as he leaves this pile of what looks to be mostly
copper and silver pieces, with a couple of",2027.749,2031.785,24,Rinaldo,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"glimmers of gold, and as soon as it clatters
across the hard wood table here in the center of",2031.785,2036.489,24,Rinaldo,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"the tavern, other faces begin to turn, gather
attention as to what's happening over here in the",2036.489,2041.796,24,Rinaldo,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"back edge, and he takes his cap back and pushes it
forward towards all of you, his dirty, you can see",2041.796,2048.196,24,Rinaldo,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"cracked and very callused fingers shoving it in
your direction, before taking his hat and placing",2048.196,2054.442,24,Rinaldo,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,it back over his head.,2054.442,2056.257,24,Rinaldo,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, So cool!,2056.257,2057.406,25,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM, Those coins went all over the floor?,2057.406,2059.225,23,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," All over the table. ""I hope it's helpful.
But thank you.""",2059.225,2066.677,24,Rinaldo,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," Yeah, yeah. Oh wait.",2066.677,2069.266,7,marisha,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS," We can't accept this, right? I mean, it's
too much.",2069.266,2071.36,1,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," We're supposed to at least say that,
right? And then still accept it, right?",2071.36,2075.8360000000002,7,marisha,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS," I think you're supposed to do it if you
say it.",2075.836,2077.7569999999996,1,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Well, I mean, he did go around to a bunch
of people. That was a lot of work on his part. I",2077.757,2082.467,25,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA,"would hate to make him go back to all of those
people and give it back to each individual",2082.467,2086.28,25,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA,person.,2086.28,2087.137,25,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS," Fine, fine.",2087.137,2088.177,26,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," If he didn't keep a ledger, you know. We
wouldn't want to do that. It's rude not to accept",2088.177,2091.625,7,marisha,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA,"a gift, right? It's rude not to accept a gift,
right?",2091.625,2094.033,7,marisha,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," ""I would hope that is the case. Anyway.
Thank you very much. I am sorry for getting in",2094.033,2102.394,24,Rinaldo,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"""your way."" And he stands up and gives you all a
nod and rushes out of the tavern, a little",2102.394,2107.261,24,Rinaldo,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"embarrassed by all the attention that's now placed
on him by the other patrons, and as he leaves,",2107.261,2110.093,24,Rinaldo,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"everyone goes back to their business, a couple of
wandering eyes starting to count what coins are",2110.093,2114.449,24,Rinaldo,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,there as you slowly mitt them in your direction.,2114.449,2117.0550000000003,24,Rinaldo,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, Divide it up.,2117.055,2118.873,25,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," Okay, okay.",2118.873,2120.186,7,marisha,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," There are four gold pieces amongst the pile,
22 silver, and 48 copper pieces.",2120.186,2128.898,24,Rinaldo,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS," Can I clock the room, see who else is
watching her count?",2128.92,2132.944,26,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, Perception check. 48 copper.,2132.944,2135.195,24,Rinaldo,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS, Is this the first roll?,2135.195,2136.612,28,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, First roll of the campaign.,2136.612,2140.37,24,Rinaldo,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS, Natural 20.,2140.37,2142.279,28,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS,(cheering),2142.279,2146.403,28,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, And that's how you start it. All right.,2146.403,2152.0339999999997,24,Rinaldo,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," So I'm leaving it to you to do that
counting. Which is really hard for me, personally,",2152.034,2157.4410000000003,27,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA,but there you go.,2157.441,2159.1459999999997,27,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," How do you split up four gold? We have
four gold and there's only three of us.",2159.146,2163.096,7,marisha,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, Don't know.,2163.096,2164.668,27,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS," Well, I actually did pretty good at that
card game, so you can have mine.",2164.668,2167.4010000000003,28,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA, Aw. I will. Okay.,2167.401,2171.0029999999997,7,marisha,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, So two for each of us! That's great.,2171.003,2173.252,27,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," Oh, that's good. One for you, two for
me, two for-- oh wait, no, wait, math doesn't",2173.252,2178.266,7,marisha,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA,make sense.,2178.266,2180.06,7,marisha,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, She's your treasurer?,2180.06,2181.692,29,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, This is going to go great.,2181.692,2183.751,24,Rinaldo,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, It's hard not being the treasurer.,2183.751,2187.447,27,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," I'll give two to Jester, one for you, one
for me. And then 22 silver, that's--",2187.447,2197.134,7,marisha,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Tell you what, you do that math.",2197.134,2200.488,27,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," While you're counting this out and figuring
out the division of your gains, Fjord, you glance",2200.488,2207.43,24,Rinaldo,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"about, narrowing your orcish eyes across the room,
and you can see two other tables there are some",2207.43,2215.767,24,Rinaldo,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"gentlemen who are peering over, and as soon as
they meet your gaze, they go right back to their",2215.767,2220.1499999999996,24,Rinaldo,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"business and completely shrink away. There's a man
and a hooded figure at a table immediately",2220.15,2228.9500000000003,24,Rinaldo,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"adjacent to you. The man looks rather filthy, his
hair a bit unkempt, and he's trying to finish his",2228.95,2234.9339999999997,24,Rinaldo,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"drink. However, the smaller halfling-looking
figure is just glaring intently, and is slowly",2234.934,2240.692,24,Rinaldo,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,leaning in the direction of the table.,2240.692,2242.99,24,Rinaldo,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS," That's creepy. Fucking disgusting. I think
we have people watching us.",2242.99,2249.2439999999997,28,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, Who is watching us?,2249.244,2251.1820000000002,27,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS," Well, just take a look right over there.",2251.182,2253.7239999999997,28,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," Don't arouse suspicion, but did you hear all
that coin hit that table, Caleb?",2253.724,2258.4460000000004,29,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," I did. It's on the table, though, so I think
on the table it will stay.",2258.446,2262.9919999999997,30,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," Yes, but we could follow them out. We could
do the Moneypot. We could run Rat Food. We could",2262.992,2269.655,29,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM,"do Prince and the Pauper to get it from them. We
could try Spider Eyes. Any of those could work--",2269.655,2275.501,29,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, Are you guys staying here?,2275.501,2277.942,27,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," This blue-skinned tiefling suddenly leans
over to you at the table.",2277.942,2282.48,24,Rinaldo,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," Don't move. Don't move. Tieflings can only
see movement.",2282.48,2288.328,29,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM, I don't think that's true--,2288.328,2291.791,30,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," It's very true, we have a hard time seeing
things that aren't moving, it's very true. But I",2291.791,2295.7470000000003,27,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA,"can hear you. You should take a bath. You know they
have showers here. It's possible.",2295.747,2301.401,27,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM, A what now?,2301.401,2302.953,30,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, You bathe yourself in water.,2302.953,2304.932,27,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," No, I've bathed before, yeah, I know what a
bath is.",2304.932,2308.252,30,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," It's because you smell really bad, and it's
wafting over this direction. I'm just letting you",2308.252,2312.857,27,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA,"know. I would hate if I smelled that bad and
someone didn't tell me.",2312.857,2316.343,27,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM, I've only just met you.,2316.343,2318.8799999999997,30,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, Hi! I'm Jester.,2318.88,2321.161,27,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," Hi, I'm Caleb.",2321.161,2324.8920000000003,30,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Nice to meet you, Caleb. How much silver
did I just get?",2324.892,2330.855,27,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA, Seven!,2330.855,2331.943,7,marisha,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, Woo!,2331.943,2332.898,27,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA,(laughter),2332.898,2336.1440000000002,27,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA, And 16 copper. Aren't you all jealous?,2336.144,2339.8219999999997,7,marisha,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, Morning.,2339.822,2344.315,29,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA, Morning.,2344.315,2346.016,7,marisha,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Make a perception check, Beauregard and
Jester.",2346.016,2351.506,24,Rinaldo,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, Whoa.,2351.506,2354.9849999999997,27,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM, Are you checking your DnD Beyond specs?,2354.985,2358.857,30,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," I am, I'm adding my--",2358.857,2360.564,7,marisha,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," 22. I haven't even flipped over my
character sheet yet. This is crazy.",2360.564,2369.7079999999996,27,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA, 19.,2369.708,2371.3630000000003,7,marisha,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Okay. The somewhat meek female halfling
who's now suddenly very reserved, and not as",2371.363,2379.071,24,Rinaldo,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"filthy as the human compatriot that she keeps,
seems less and less halfling the more you glance",2379.071,2386.7329999999997,24,Rinaldo,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"in her direction. The ears are folded inward but
elongated, the tinges of green to the skin, and",2386.733,2393.4230000000002,24,Rinaldo,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"with the little words that have poked through her
lips, you can see what appear to be teeth more jagged",2393.423,2398.1059999999998,24,Rinaldo,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,than expected of the half-folk.,2398.106,2401.271,24,Rinaldo,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," I just shout over and I say, good
morning, in Halfling.",2401.271,2406.0730000000003,7,marisha,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," I know Halfling, right? Yes. I'll shout back,
top of the morning to you.",2406.073,2416.345,29,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM,(laughter),2416.345,2421.8799999999997,29,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," Would you like a coffee? I'd love to buy
you a coffee.",2421.88,2425.1040000000003,7,marisha,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," We've got-- free coffee? Yeah, yeah, I'll
take it. Sure. Thank you.",2425.104,2433.2909999999997,29,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS," You're being mighty fucking friendly. They
were looking at our coin.",2433.291,2437.639,28,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," Why can't they have been looking at me?
Maybe they were looking at me.",2437.639,2442.498,7,marisha,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS, I didn't think of that.,2442.498,2444.16,28,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," Maybe they were looking at you. As Jester
said, you're handsome.",2444.16,2449.517,7,marisha,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM, Just--,2449.517,2451.475,30,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, Yes?,2451.475,2452.901,27,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM, Nott.,2452.901,2455.044,30,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," He said ""Jest"".",2455.044,2457.4919999999997,29,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," I just thought you said my name, is all.",2457.492,2459.6890000000003,27,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," Oh, I said your name. Oh, they might have
said your name, too.",2459.689,2463.9559999999997,7,marisha,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," Never mind, never mind. Could I get another
Trost over here, please?",2463.956,2467.9990000000003,30,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," Two, please, right away.",2467.999,2469.752,29,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Eventually Adelaine comes by and brings two
fresh Trosts to the table, glancing about at the",2469.752,2477.761,24,Rinaldo,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"unique tension in the air right here. ""Would you
like anything as well?""",2477.761,2484.7019999999998,24,Rinaldo,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Oh, yes. Lots of baked goods if you have
them, please.",2484.702,2488.759,27,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS," Pork belly, if you have it.",2488.759,2490.602,28,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," I don't think I've seen you eat anything
other than pastries.",2490.602,2493.1679999999997,7,marisha,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, I really like them.,2493.168,2494.891,27,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," I'm kind of concerned for your
well-being. It's fine, I'm not that concerned.",2494.891,2500.1620000000003,7,marisha,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA,"Eat whatever you want. I'll have bacon, some
ham, whatever.",2500.162,2504.49,7,marisha,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," ""All right, pork it is. I'll be right back.""
She rushes off to the kitchen. You guys continue",2504.49,2510.778,24,Rinaldo,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,to awkwardly stare at each other.,2510.778,2512.515,24,Rinaldo,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," I'm going to put my hand up and say,
quietly, to Nott, the Moneypot is not for them.",2512.515,2520.083,30,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM,"It's not for them, it's for farmers. Okay?",2520.083,2524.44,30,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," Yeah, you're right, you're right.",2524.44,2526.405,32,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA, Do we notice them whispering?,2526.405,2529.0660000000003,33,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, With your perception rolls earlier? Yes.,2529.066,2530.537,24,Rinaldo,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM, But I said it really quietly.,2530.537,2533.544,30,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM,(laughter),2533.544,2536.073,30,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, She rolled a 22.,2536.073,2537.211,24,Rinaldo,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM, But she can hear my little whisper?,2537.211,2538.899,30,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," No, you heard the whisper, you're not sure
what the words are. You can see that they're",2538.899,2543.783,24,Rinaldo,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,whispering. Being mysterious.,2543.783,2546.423,34,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Okay, cool.",2546.423,2549.303,31,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," In Halfling, I'll say to Beau--",2549.303,2556.6969999999997,32,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA, Beau for short works.,2556.697,2559.306,33,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, Are you in town for business or pleasure?,2559.306,2568.498,32,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," Can I insight check him, see what he's
hiding?",2568.889,2572.065,33,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, Make an insight check.,2572.065,2573.447,34,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," Okay. What's my insight, I can't
remember.",2573.447,2575.7380000000003,33,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," What is he saying? I mean you, you're a
girl. What is she saying? Shit. That's really hard",2575.738,2580.573,31,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA,to remember now.,2580.573,2581.9649999999997,31,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, You're asking me what I'm saying.,2581.965,2583.3900000000003,32,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Yeah, what did you just say?",2583.39,2584.604,31,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA, 13.,2584.604,2585.721,33,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," 13? I mean, seems to be genuine. Hard to
read through all the wrappings, shadow, and the",2585.721,2593.586,34,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,hood still obscuring the face.,2593.586,2595.442,34,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, Do you have the mask covering you?,2595.442,2598.457,31,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, I think I do.,2598.457,2600.345,32,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Yeah, it's this porcelain covering that has
painted lips. It's a little unsettling.",2600.345,2608.741,34,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," I mean, I'm sorry, not to be blunt, but, you
know. It's pretty obvious goblins are not welcome",2608.741,2615.765,30,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM,strolling about.,2615.824,2617.474,30,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, She's a goblin?!,2617.474,2619.123,31,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," Yeah, yeah, but you don't have to make a big
thing of it, all right? There could be people here",2619.123,2624.513,32,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM,who don't know.,2624.513,2625.839,32,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," That's right. She's my companion, she's my
friend. There's nothing to make a big deal about.",2625.839,2629.968,30,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM,"That's why she's wrapped up. Just leave it,
please.",2629.968,2634.308,30,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, I didn't ask why she was wrapped up.,2634.308,2636.146,31,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," I know, we're not making a big deal out
it. You're making a big deal out of it.",2636.146,2639.2200000000003,33,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM, Somebody asked why she was wrapped up.,2639.22,2640.814,30,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," No, nobody asked.",2640.814,2641.814,31,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," Somebody said the words-- this is Liam--
""Why are you all wrapped up?""",2641.814,2644.466,30,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," Oh, I asked if she was cold.",2644.466,2648.105,33,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA,(laughter),2648.105,2651.526,33,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, That's concern.,2651.526,2652.902,32,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, As Caleb finishes oversharing.,2652.902,2654.398,34,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM, Vaxleth is over. It's so over!,2654.398,2657.3790000000004,30,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," Those are old times, man. That was a
different universe. Different life.",2657.379,2660.9519999999998,33,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," At this point, there is a bit of a commotion
towards the entrance of the tavern. Two shadows",2660.952,2672.934,34,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"step into the doorway of the nearish-noonday sun.
The figures, one eclipsing the other from behind,",2672.934,2679.786,34,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"begin to step in. You notice one of them begins to
step from table to table, glancing about with a",2679.786,2686.226,34,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"sort of grace to the movement, the other staying a
few feet behind. Taliesin, if you'd like to",2686.226,2691.962,34,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"describe your character, please.",2691.962,2693.505,34,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," I didn't think we were going to meet you so
soon!",2693.505,2695.062,31,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY, I didn't either.,2697.204,2698.474,35,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM, So a literal and figurative peacock.,2742.785,2744.924,30,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS, One of your characters? No.,2746.276,2747.853,28,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," As this tiefling darts from table to table,
a few feet behind, you see--",2749.483,2754.3120000000004,34,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY," Wait, did you say your name?",2754.312,2756.89,35,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY," Okay. So there is a woman behind him. Taller
than your average... lass.",2758.086,2769.153,35,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY,(laughter),2769.153,2772.7,35,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY," She's very, very, very pale-skinned. Her
hair is black that starts to turn white as it gets",2772.7,2785.1259999999997,35,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY,"longer. It's matted, it's dreaded, it's braided.
Her clothes are a bit tattered, but just sort of--",2785.126,2794.962,35,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY,"she's a bit of a mess, and she has two different
color eyes. One of them is a light greenish-blue,",2794.962,2807.753,35,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY,"and the other is a violet color. And she's very
standoffish, hunch-y, arms folded.",2807.753,2818.819,35,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," You watch as these figures slowly move from
table to table, the tiefling engaging in some",2818.819,2826.236,34,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"distant conversation, leaving a slip of paper,
walking to the next table. Gauging the atmosphere,",2826.236,2832.9429999999998,34,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"not leaving a slip of paper, and quickly moving
on, and then eventually your eyes meet what looks",2832.943,2838.61,34,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"to be two tables with a very motley crew of
individuals that are both awkwardly avoiding their",2838.61,2844.0840000000003,34,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"own tension and currently trying to figure you
out.",2844.084,2846.7949999999996,34,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," They've completed distributing, so you don't
see any coin, unfortunately.",2855.326,2859.124,34,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN,"you have never seen before, and my god, take my
word for it, one month's time, people will be",2881.639,2887.0550000000003,36,caduceus,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN,"buying your ale to hear the tale of what you saw
at the Traveling Carnival of Curiosities this night.",2887.055,2892.848,36,caduceus,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, We saw your tent going up! We did!,2892.848,2895.916,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," We were actually going to go without the
flyer, but now we also have a flyer.",2895.916,2900.8010000000004,33,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN," It's just five copper. A steal. At five
silver, it would be a steal, at five gold? Worth",2900.801,2905.863,36,caduceus,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN,"every penny. But if you've got the five copper to
spend, we would happily have you all.",2905.863,2912.5629999999996,36,caduceus,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, Do you perform?,2912.563,2916.2850000000003,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN," Ah. I'm less of a performer and more of
an intermediary for these parts. I do on occasion",2916.285,2923.6209999999996,36,caduceus,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN,perform. I can read fortunes--,2923.621,2926.313,36,caduceus,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," (gasps) I was going to ask if you read
fortunes! Can you do one now?",2926.313,2929.318,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN, I knew you were going to ask that.,2929.318,2930.847,36,caduceus,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," (gasps) Oh my gosh, you're so smart. Look
at this guy, he knows everything!",2930.847,2934.943,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN, I'm going to sit down at the table.,2934.943,2937.3480000000004,36,caduceus,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Okay. He goes and sits down at this table,
finishing his presentation. One of the barmaids",2937.348,2941.9629999999997,38,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"comes up to you, and looks up. You're standing
almost a solid seven inches taller than her.",2941.963,2946.253,38,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"""Miss, can I get you a drink?""",2946.253,2949.936,38,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY," (deadpan) Yes could I have a drink,
please. Just some ale.",2949.936,2952.4030000000002,39,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," ""Coming right up. Any preferences for the
family? Baumbauch?""",2952.403,2955.828,38,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, Stay clear of Baumbauch. They're dicks.,2955.828,2957.835,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA, That's kind of true.,2957.835,2959.39,33,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY, Just a big.,2959.39,2960.718,39,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," ""Husseldorf, then. All right. Be right
back."" And she wanders off.",2960.718,2963.598,38,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN, Well. Who has coin for a fortune?,2963.598,2968.97,36,caduceus,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, Do you know my name?,2968.97,2970.8349999999996,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN, What is your name?,2970.835,2973.069,36,caduceus,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, Jester.,2973.069,2974.152,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN, I know your name now!,2974.152,2975.323,36,caduceus,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN,LAURA and TALIESIN: (laugh),2975.323,2977.118,36,caduceus,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, What is your name?,2977.118,2978.41,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN," Oh, my name is Molly to my friends, and
we're friends, now, aren't we? Pleasure.",2978.41,2981.9579999999996,36,caduceus,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, Molly. Look at this guy.,2981.958,2984.099,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN," Mollymauk. Molly for short. This is
Yasha, she's a charm.",2984.099,2987.1820000000002,36,caduceus,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY, Hello.,2987.182,2989.1099999999997,39,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA, Yasha. Yasha.,2989.11,2992.679,33,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN, Now. Would anyone like a fortune read?,2992.679,2995.294,36,caduceus,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, I would love one.,2995.294,2996.479,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN, Do you have coin?,2996.479,2997.7799999999997,36,caduceus,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, Yes. How much do you want?,2997.78,2999.476,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN, Two copper.,2999.476,3000.5730000000003,36,caduceus,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Two copper, okay, I just got some copper.
Here you go.",3000.573,3002.663,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, Mark down your two copper. (laughs),3002.663,3005.502,38,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN," I am taking this in. All right. (sighs)
I'm going to try and do this.",3005.502,3014.984,36,caduceus,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Oh my gosh, really?",3014.984,3017.402,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," So, as he pulls out a small set of cards and
begins to shuffle them, go ahead and roll an",3017.402,3027.866,38,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,insight check.,3027.866,3029.625,38,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY," (deadpan) He's really quite good, you
all should line up and get your fortunes told.",3029.625,3034.082,39,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY,(laughter),3034.229,3036.1409999999996,39,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN, Let's do a 16 there.,3036.141,3038.332,36,caduceus,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Okay, so you get a brief conversation here,
you get a pretty solid read: the excitability, the",3038.332,3043.7729999999997,38,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"eagerness, and the exuberant interest in just
getting in your face that this person wants-- any",3043.773,3049.8360000000002,38,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"fortune you tell will probably suffice. Go ahead
and roll a sleight-of-hand check as well.",3049.836,3054.2349999999997,38,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, Look at this fucking game!,3054.235,3057.0840000000003,32,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM,(laughter),3057.084,3059.2709999999997,32,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN, Also 16.,3059.271,3060.6710000000003,36,caduceus,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Yeah. And you feel pretty confident that her
eyes are locked onto your eyes at the moment and",3060.671,3068.7129999999997,38,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"not the deck, as you set up a proper reading. And
the cards are shuffled, set, you place them before",3068.713,3073.2650000000003,38,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"you, and you may give your fortune.",3073.265,3075.016,38,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," I'm going to just keep my eyes open for any
tricks of the hand, sleight-of-hand-y-type tricks.",3075.016,3079.952,32,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, Make a perception check.,3079.952,3081.233,38,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, Okay. Perception. 14.,3081.233,3085.5190000000002,32,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," 14. All right. Everything seems pretty
above-board.",3085.519,3088.171,38,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN," Your first card, the Silver Dragon. This
is good. You're pure, you're virtue, you are a",3088.171,3097.027,36,caduceus,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN,"worthwhile and wonderful human being, obviously,
or creature of some repute.",3097.027,3101.823,36,caduceus,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, That's what everyone always tells me.,3101.823,3103.886,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN," It's true. And heading towards the
Anvil.",3103.886,3107.79,36,caduceus,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, What is that?,3107.79,3109.566,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN, That is a destiny forged.,3109.566,3111.109,36,caduceus,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY, (deadpan) Ohh.,3111.109,3113.15,39,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN," There is something bright and
adventurous in your future.",3113.15,3116.504,36,caduceus,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Wow! You know, we did just defeat a really
big snake? So maybe there's even bigger things",3116.504,3124.0609999999997,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA,"coming up, you know?",3124.061,3125.619,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN, Can I make another roll?,3125.619,3127.085,36,caduceus,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, Sure.,3127.085,3128.204,38,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, Ashley confirmed worst hype-man ever.,3128.204,3130.587,32,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM,(laughter),3130.587,3133.163,32,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN, 19.,3133.163,3134.413,36,caduceus,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Yeah, easy enough. Even with discerning eyes
at the table, you are at the top of your game.",3134.413,3138.447,38,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN," The Serpent card appears. Of course you
did.",3138.447,3140.645,36,caduceus,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," (gasps) Oh my gosh! Look at that! How did
you even do that?",3140.645,3144.752,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN," That's all the cards. I'm simply a
vessel for higher powers.",3144.752,3147.954,36,caduceus,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," While everybody's watching this shit happen,
may I cast Detect Magic?",3147.954,3155.25,30,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," You may. You lean back and subtly begin a brief
muttering of an incantation, your fingers wash",3155.25,3163.038,38,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"through the air, a faint silver gleam across your
fingertips. Nothing magical shows up in the",3163.038,3171.849,38,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,immediate vicinity.,3171.849,3173.717,38,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Will you ask the cards if I'm going to find
him?",3173.717,3177.051,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN, If you're going to find her?,3177.051,3181.1259999999997,36,caduceus,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, Him.,3181.126,3182.424,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN," Give me a little bit more. Who's this
'him' that you're looking for?",3182.424,3186.408,36,caduceus,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, I'm looking for my dad.,3186.408,3188.36,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN, 14.,3188.36,3189.764,36,caduceus,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," You fumble for a second, but the card still
finds its way through without issue.",3189.764,3194.255,38,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN," Pushing through, pushing through. The
Eye card pulls up. You've already found the clue",3194.255,3205.7760000000003,36,caduceus,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN,"you're looking for. You just don't know what it is
yet.",3205.776,3207.9159999999997,36,caduceus,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, Really?,3207.916,3209.398,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN," Apparently. Well, it's what the cards
are saying. It's right in front of you.",3209.398,3213.0170000000003,36,caduceus,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Wow. Does it say how long ago I found it?
Because that's--",3213.017,3215.845,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN," Sadly, I don't have that sort of
specifics. That's much more expensive.",3215.845,3218.183,36,caduceus,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, That's going to take a lot of thinking.,3218.183,3221.515,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN," Well, you find us at the show, you'll
find my tent and I'd be happy to give you a more",3221.515,3225.824,36,caduceus,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN,complicated reading.,3225.824,3227.023,36,caduceus,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," I can't wait! It's going to be so much
fun.",3227.023,3228.565,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN, So much fun.,3228.565,3229.6820000000002,36,caduceus,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Yasha, at this point, the barmaid, Adelaine,
comes up and hands you the ordered ale.",3229.682,3234.4689999999996,38,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY," Thank you, my lady.",3234.469,3237.034,39,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," ""On the house.""",3237.034,3239.1530000000002,38,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN, On the house!,3239.153,3240.7059999999997,36,caduceus,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY, That's very kind of you.,3240.706,3242.882,39,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," Do you perform in the circus, too?",3242.882,3245.192,33,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY, No. I do not. I just-- I put it up.,3245.192,3250.997,39,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," Oh, cool.",3250.997,3253.236,33,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS, The tent.,3253.236,3255.428,28,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," It's a big tent. It would take a lot of
work.",3255.428,3258.5969999999998,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY," I put up the stage, I move things around.
I'm very strong. But I don't do anything in the show.",3258.597,3265.523,41,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN," Some of our acts are a little
complicated, with performers who are not of the",3265.523,3269.8230000000003,36,caduceus,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN,"traditional variety. Can make some of the locals
get a little shifty, if you know what I mean, and",3269.823,3274.689,36,caduceus,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN,"it's good to have a few people around who are
capable of keeping issues contained.",3274.689,3278.4089999999997,36,caduceus,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," Is that why it says 'No admittance to the
elderly'? You don't want to deal with those riley",3278.409,3283.109,42,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA,"elderly. Or the ill, yeah. Why no elderly, though?
Ill kind of makes sense, but elderly?",3283.109,3289.278,42,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN," We cannot be held responsible for
anything that may happen to someone who is ill or",3289.278,3292.8819999999996,36,caduceus,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN,"infirm. It is such an exciting, impressive show.",3292.882,3298.029,36,caduceus,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY," We've had people die watching it.
Yeah. It's just that exciting. Just from",3298.029,3303.086,41,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY,excitement.,3303.086,3304.14,41,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS," Did they die in the show, or from watching
it?",3304.14,3306.044,43,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY," Yeah, just like heart attack. Just from
getting so excited, I guess.",3306.044,3308.926,41,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA, We gotta get so wasted.,3308.926,3312.044,42,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, When is it? How long is it? When is it?,3312.044,3315.964,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," It is actually the day of Grissen, and your
first show is today.",3315.964,3319.869,40,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN, First show is tonight.,3319.869,3321.411,36,caduceus,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Well, we have plans tonight!",3321.411,3323.472,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA, Yay!,3323.472,3324.768,42,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, Do you stinky people want to come with us?,3324.768,3327.772,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA, It'll be fun!,3335.3,3337.224,42,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN," Or you could stay here and buy beer for
the people who do see the shows, and you can hear",3337.224,3340.962,36,caduceus,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN,all about it and pay more.,3340.962,3342.594,36,caduceus,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," Yeah, we can go.",3342.594,3344.339,30,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, It's going to be so much fun.,3344.339,3346.41,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," Yeah, yeah, it sounds like a good night.
Yeah.",3346.41,3349.845,32,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Look at all these friends we're making
here. This is a good city.",3349.845,3353.7709999999997,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," Yeah, it is.",3353.771,3357.0660000000003,32,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," Yeah, yeah.",3357.066,3358.4979999999996,42,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN," You are all the most charming people I've
met in-- yes. I finish my beer. (sighs) Well, we'd",3358.498,3365.661,36,caduceus,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN,better be getting on.,3365.661,3366.954,36,caduceus,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY," Yep, nice to meet you all. You're so, uh,
wonderful.",3366.954,3370.331,41,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN, Charm. Pure charm. See you tonight!,3370.331,3374.9280000000003,36,caduceus,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," And as they leave you, Yasha just downs her
entire ale, slams it on the table, and they both",3374.928,3382.477,40,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"walk out, passing a couple more flyers at off
tables, and then exit out to the rest of the day's",3382.477,3387.756,40,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,sun beyond your sight.,3387.756,3389.79,40,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA, She was awesome.,3389.79,3392.219,42,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS, She didn't say much.,3392.219,3393.7580000000003,43,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA, That's why I liked her.,3393.758,3395.5699999999997,42,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," She was really, really cool. Did you see
that cool thing she had going on with her chin?",3395.57,3400.0080000000003,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA,"That's interesting. I wish I would have thought of
something like that.",3400.008,3403.091,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," Yeah, I mean, you could maybe do
something like that in time. Just wait until",3403.091,3405.796,42,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA,maybe--,3405.796,3406.881,42,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," So she doesn't know I copied. I can't do it
tonight.",3406.881,3408.575,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," No, no.",3408.575,3409.845,42,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Wow. Cool. What do you guys want to do
now?",3409.845,3415.785,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA,(laughter),3415.785,3417.786,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS, Was he using magic?,3417.786,3419.151,43,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, I don't know.,3419.151,3420.926,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA, Are you-- you're superstitious. Yeah?,3420.926,3424.891,42,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, No.,3424.891,3426.025,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA, Okay.,3426.025,3427.2760000000003,42,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," No, I'm not superstitious at all.",3427.276,3429.265,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA, You-- sure.,3429.265,3430.928,42,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, Why?,3430.928,3432.183,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," I mean, what he was working in was-- he
was doing a little like-- he-- he's a smart guy.",3432.183,3445.346,42,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA,He's a smart guy.,3445.346,3446.551,42,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," By the way, did you open your Christmas
present from me?",3446.551,3447.8959999999997,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN," No, not yet, no.",3447.896,3448.8810000000003,36,caduceus,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," You should go open it! Yes! Go grab the
bag!",3448.881,3451.7059999999997,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN," On the break. On the break, I'll grab
it.",3451.706,3454.3450000000003,36,caduceus,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," Hey, Matt. Dungeon master. They're wearing
what they described. They're not wearing any",3454.345,3461.7679999999996,32,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM,"cloaks or anything right now, are they?",3461.768,3464.169,32,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Both of them have small cloaks over the
shoulders, Beau has a--",3464.169,3468.478,40,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, Do I recognize those cloaks?,3468.478,3469.887,32,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," No, you do not.",3469.887,3472.395,40,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, What? Why would you recognize the cloaks?,3472.395,3475.932,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, Maybe I saw something. I don't know.,3475.932,3479.9919999999997,32,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," No, you do not.",3479.992,3482.757,40,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, I didn't see them last night?,3482.757,3484.376,32,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, No.,3484.376,3485.2050000000004,40,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, Okay. Interesting.,3485.205,3488.756,32,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA, Mysteries.,3488.756,3490.6969999999997,42,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," Also, for the record, there was nothing
magic about that. Maybe he's good at reading",3490.697,3498.6910000000003,30,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM,"people, but that was not magic.",3498.691,3502.2749999999996,30,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," Caleb knows everything about magic. He's been
even teaching me some. He's real good. You should",3502.275,3507.534,32,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM,see him--,3507.534,3508.6220000000003,32,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM, Nott--,3508.622,3509.7619999999997,30,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Caleb, are you going to go the Academy?",3509.762,3511.931,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM, (strained laugh) That's silly.,3511.931,3514.7980000000002,30,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," He could if he wanted to. He's really good at
magic. He can make a cat appear and disappear",3514.798,3520.2999999999997,32,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM,whenever he wants.,3520.3,3521.569,32,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, Really? A cat?,3521.569,3523.575,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM, (snaps),3523.575,3524.7439999999997,30,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," You watch as just beneath the table, this
orange patchy tabby leaps up.",3524.744,3530.1040000000003,40,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," Oh, shit! What's his name?",3530.104,3534.9669999999996,42,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, Or her name!,3534.967,3536.7980000000002,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," Well, it is a he. This is my cat Frumpkin.
Frumpkin, yes.",3536.798,3542.249,30,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, Aw! Can I call him Lumpy?,3542.249,3545.0429999999997,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM, You can call him Frumpkin.,3545.043,3547.955,30,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, Look at this Lumpy! Made in England.,3547.955,3553.596,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA,(laughter),3553.596,3556.935,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," That was a little show gift from Marisha, so
this is Frumpkin.",3556.935,3559.784,30,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, That's so great.,3559.784,3561.7090000000003,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," That's not all he can do. Caleb, tell them all
the stuff you can do. It's really impressive!",3561.709,3566.2059999999997,32,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," You know, sometimes less is more.",3566.206,3568.523,30,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," I can do things, too.",3568.523,3570.2540000000004,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, With magic?,3570.254,3571.622,32,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, Yeah.,3571.622,3572.685,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, Like what?,3572.685,3573.86,32,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, Like--,3573.86,3574.952,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," Not to me, not to me!",3574.952,3576.3650000000002,32,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Like-- oh, gosh. Okay. I'm going to use
Thaumaturgy and I'm going to make all the windows",3576.365,3584.62,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA,"in the place open up really fast, like crash
open.",3584.62,3587.651,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Okay. You watch as four of the nearby
windows slam open with a sudden burst of wind, and",3587.651,3594.2019999999998,40,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"all the various bits of torchlight that light the
deeper and more shadowed corners of the room",3594.202,3597.934,40,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"suddenly darken and flicker. The music suddenly
comes to a stop. Everyone holds their position and",3597.934,3608.853,40,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,glances over at the table where you're all sitting.,3608.853,3611.102,40,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS," Jester, don't you remember us talking
about keeping a low profile?",3611.102,3614.792,43,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," You're right. I'm sorry. I use Thaumaturgy
and I close all the windows.",3614.849,3618.9590000000003,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA,(laughter),3618.959,3620.961,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," They all slam shut a second time. The light
flickers and then brightens back to its normal place.",3620.961,3626.6609999999996,40,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, Ta-da!,3626.661,3628.823,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA, Yeah! Yeah!,3628.823,3633.8469999999998,42,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Come see me tonight at the carnival! I'm
really good!",3633.847,3637.672,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," One really crotchety-looking guy in his
early 50s with a super underbite, probably missing",3637.672,3645.377,40,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"most of his teeth, just goes--",3645.377,3646.94,45,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,(laughter),3646.94,3650.728,45,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," I telepathically tell Frumpkin to jump up
and sit in the lap of the woman in the monk's",3650.728,3657.21,30,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM,"robes who just made a big scene and hopefully keep
her occupied with being cute.",3657.21,3661.998,30,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Okay. As soon as you sit down, Frumpkin
leaps into your lap and starts purring and rubbing",3661.998,3666.171,45,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,up against your hand.,3666.171,3667.491,45,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," Hey, buddy. Look at this kitty! I think
he likes me.",3667.491,3676.503,42,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," Sure, right now he likes you.",3676.503,3678.82,30,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," Is this a real cat? Or is this a fake
cat?",3678.82,3681.215,42,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," What do you mean, a fake cat?",3681.215,3682.657,30,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA, Like a magic cat.,3682.657,3684.088,42,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM, He's both a real cat and a magic cat.,3684.088,3686.195,30,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA, Is he an illusion cat?,3686.195,3687.8230000000003,49,beau,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM, Do you feel him?,3687.823,3690.795,30,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS, Could you put him over there?,3690.795,3693.033,44,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA, Are you allergic to Frumpkins? Oh no!,3693.033,3696.101,49,beau,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," But he's a magic cat. How can you be
allergic to magic cats?",3696.101,3699.5370000000003,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS, I'm pretty sure he's a real fucking cat.,3699.537,3701.673,44,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," He's one of those hypoallergenic magic
cats.",3701.673,3704.241,49,beau,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," I don't know what the Fifth Edition rules
are--",3704.241,3706.8559999999998,30,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, --for cat dander?,3706.856,3709.0930000000003,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," As far as you know right now? Yeah, he's
having an actual allergic attack. A minor one.",3709.093,3713.915,45,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA, I walk away a little bit from Fjord.,3713.915,3716.366,49,beau,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM, Shit.,3716.366,3718.163,46,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM,(laughter),3718.163,3723.979,46,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," Well, you're both magic-users, then. And so
is the larger fellow?",3724.041,3729.097,47,veth or nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS," Well, I mean, a little.",3729.097,3731.628,44,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Yeah, I mean, he's learning. He's getting
really good at it.",3731.628,3734.038,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS, Trying to learn more.,3734.038,3735.62,44,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Yeah, you should have seen him. He
disguised himself the other day, and it was like,",3735.62,3738.6679999999997,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA,(clicks tongue).,3738.668,3739.937,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS," Thanks, Jester. She's better at it than I
am. We're trying to make our way up to the Academy",3739.937,3743.478,44,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS,to get a little bit more learning done.,3743.478,3746.323,44,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Well, he's going to learn. I'm not going to
go to the Academy.",3746.323,3749.017,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," Man, this Academy place keeps getting
brought up.",3749.017,3751.5099999999998,49,beau,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS," Well yeah, it's the place to be.",3751.51,3754.061,44,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA, Okay.,3754.061,3755.6800000000003,49,beau,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," I'm sorry, what Academy are we talking
about?",3755.68,3759.9779999999996,47,veth or nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS, Solstryce Academy. You know.,3759.978,3761.656,44,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, Soltryce.,3761.656,3764.291,45,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Yeah, that one.",3764.291,3766.0930000000003,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, The Soul Train Academy.,3766.093,3767.761,47,veth or nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM, It's a very fancy place.,3767.761,3771.044,46,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS, You know it.,3771.044,3772.683,44,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM, I have heard of it.,3772.683,3774.415,46,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS, And you have arcane talents as well.,3774.415,3778.028,44,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM, Yeah.,3778.028,3779.04,46,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, How long have you had yours?,3779.04,3782.0099999999998,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," That's a tricky question. I studied when I
was younger, and then I gave it up for a while. I",3782.01,3794.1760000000004,46,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM,"picked it up again recently. It's all
book-learned.",3794.176,3798.3669999999997,46,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Wow, that's cool.",3798.367,3800.5440000000003,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," This was a good way to go for your
first.",3800.544,3803.173,49,beau,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, A frickin' cat!,3803.173,3804.9379999999996,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," This is kind of therapeutic. Making me
feel better, just about life in general.",3804.938,3812.48,49,beau,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS, (sneezes),3812.48,3813.431,44,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA, All right.,3813.431,3814.814,49,beau,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," He reads lots of books, Caleb does. He's very
smart. In fact, should we go looking for more",3814.814,3822.1499999999996,47,veth or nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM,right now?,3822.15,3823.574,47,veth or nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM, Maybe in a little while.,3823.574,3826.468,46,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, Can I see one of your books?,3826.468,3828.3759999999997,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," Well-- and I pull apart the lapels of my
coat. I have books in what modern-day people like",3828.376,3837.297,46,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM,"to think of as holster-straps, but there's a book
hanging here.",3837.297,3839.898,46,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," I think ancient people would call it a
holster as well.",3839.898,3843.1910000000003,47,veth or nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," Bap-bap-bap. The books are right here. I
have these, but these are heirlooms, family",3843.191,3849.9199999999996,46,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM,"heirlooms, so I don't share those, but-- no, I
like to read. That's all. And I'm a bit of a",3849.92,3859.645,46,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM,"self-starter, so I have to find-- I mean, good
luck at the Academy. That's rough, I hear.",3859.645,3870.209,46,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS," Do you know anything about it? We're just
going up. Beginner's luck.",3870.209,3875.143,44,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," We know it's rich people that go there. We
have to find a way to get you in.",3875.143,3879.435,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM, All I know is how hard it is to get into.,3879.435,3881.982,46,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," You don't have a lot of money, then?",3881.982,3884.384,47,veth or nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, Well.,3884.384,3885.782,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS, No.,3885.782,3886.976,44,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, We had more.,3886.976,3888.739,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," But then we lost it, but then we got it
back.",3888.739,3892.14,49,beau,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS, Somebody has a gambling problem.,3892.14,3893.964,44,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, Oh. Which one?,3893.964,3896.103,47,veth or nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, What's the name of it again?,3896.103,3898.406,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, It is the Crick-Queen's Call.,3898.406,3902.33,45,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, Have you played it?,3902.33,3905.267,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," No, I haven't.",3905.267,3906.9139999999998,47,veth or nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, I'll teach you someday. It's so much fun.,3906.914,3910.3570000000004,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, It's a game?,3910.357,3911.569,47,veth or nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, Yes.,3911.569,3912.6549999999997,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, Cards? All right. I might like to know that.,3912.655,3916.799,47,veth or nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," I mean, I can teach you, if you want.",3916.799,3920.964,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," Yes, I would like to know that.",3920.964,3922.941,47,veth or nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Okay, I'll deal!",3922.941,3925.22,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," Oh, right now?",3925.22,3926.308,47,veth or nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Yes, sure, this will be fun.",3926.308,3927.945,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, Is this okay?,3927.945,3929.1040000000003,47,veth or nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," Listen, I would not be sitting here if it
were not for you. Do whatever you like.",3929.104,3934.966,46,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Okay. You draw three cards. Well, I give
you three cards. So you use 3d6.",3934.966,3939.586,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, 3d6.,3939.586,3941.0769999999998,47,veth or nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, Yeah.,3941.077,3942.407,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," Got one. I'm not you. I have one of each
dice.",3942.407,3947.21,47,veth or nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM,(laughter),3947.21,3950.139,47,veth or nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Okay. So hide your roll from me, because we
can't know. So first you have to ante up. How much",3950.139,3955.1730000000002,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA,coin do you want to put in?,3955.173,3956.9649999999997,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, I'm out.,3956.965,3958.168,47,veth or nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM,(laughter),3958.168,3960.185,47,veth or nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," It's all right. I will front some coin for
you to play this game.",3960.185,3965.013,46,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Oh, great! How much do you want to front
him?",3965.013,3966.615,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM, I will give you a silver piece.,3966.615,3971.129,46,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," A silver. Okay, this is great.",3971.129,3973.799,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," Thank you, Caleb. Thank you.",3973.799,3975.48,47,veth or nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM, Wish I had more.,3975.48,3976.869,46,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, Okay. Am I doing this right?,3976.869,3979.6620000000003,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, So far.,3979.662,3980.8149999999996,45,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Now I'm going to give us three cards, so we
both roll, but we can't see. That's good. Okay.",3980.815,3990.551,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA, Don't say 'that's good'.,3990.551,3992.583,49,beau,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, Bluffing. How do you know I wasn't?,3992.583,3995.1620000000003,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, I'm going to try to change one of my cards.,3995.162,3999.0969999999998,47,veth or nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," No, wait, there's rules!",3999.097,4002.1870000000004,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, Without you seeing.,4002.187,4004.654,47,veth or nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, Make a sleight-of-hand check.,4004.654,4006.199,45,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," 12 plus eight, so that's 20.",4006.199,4010.178,47,veth or nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, Make a perception check.,4010.178,4014.2239999999997,45,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," No, he totally did it. She totally did it.
This is really hard, Sam.",4014.224,4019.431,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM, You're only an hour and a half in.,4019.431,4021.283,46,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," This is my only skill, guys.",4021.283,4023.0989999999997,47,veth or nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," But, you know, that's my skill, too.",4023.099,4027.994,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," Oh, shit.",4027.994,4029.23,47,veth or nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," So I'm going to try to do it as well,
'cause that's my skill as well.",4029.23,4032.565,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Well, first, what'd you roll for--",4032.565,4034.714,45,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, I did not notice him doing it.,4034.714,4036.383,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Okay, yeah, so you only get to reroll one of
the dice.",4036.383,4038.386,45,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Okay, so I'm going to try to reroll one of
my three, too.",4038.386,4041.22,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, Go ahead. So make a sleight-of-hand check.,4041.22,4045.06,45,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Oh, right. Oh, shit.",4045.06,4049.19,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, Do I notice her?,4049.19,4050.398,47,veth or nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Well, roll a perception check.",4050.398,4051.703,45,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, Nope.,4051.703,4052.832,47,veth or nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, 13?,4052.832,4053.846,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," No, I rolled three.",4053.846,4056.963,47,veth or nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Okay. So the best hand you can get is three
of a kind. Then, after that, it's a straight. A",4056.963,4068.5440000000003,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA,"high straight. Then a low straight. Then it's if
you get all evens, or if you get all odds, then",4068.544,4076.533,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA,"it's two of a kind, then it's nothing, it's just
high card. Okay, but now we put in a second",4076.533,4082.627,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA,"amount, because you can up the ante, and you get
one more card.",4082.627,4087.822,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, I'm out.,4087.822,4089.098,53,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," No, but wait, wait, wait. You can put in
more money, and then I deal you a different card.",4089.098,4095.215,52,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA,"You get to give a card back, and then I deal you
another card.",4095.215,4098.887,52,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," Should I? Caleb, do you have any more?",4098.887,4101.056,53,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," Because you saved my life yesterday, you may
have one more silver piece.",4101.056,4106.378,46,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," One more silver. Okay, I'll keep it low,
too, because you're only doing the one. So I only",4106.378,4110.66,52,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA,"put in one silver, too.",4110.66,4112.427,52,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, That's a four-silver pot.,4112.427,4113.906,45,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Yes. And now give one of your dice back,
whichever one you don't want, and roll it again.",4113.906,4118.912,52,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, So you get to reroll.,4118.912,4120.877,45,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," Okay, got it.",4120.877,4121.959000000001,53,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, And you get to reroll one as well.,4121.959,4124.142,45,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," I don't want to reroll any. Okay. Now you
show what you got and we'll see who wins.",4124.142,4129.699,52,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, I got a pair of fours.,4129.699,4131.772999999999,53,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, I got three fives.,4131.773,4133.366,52,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, I draw my shortsword.,4133.366,4137.281,53,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM,(laughter),4137.281,4139.728,53,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA, I immediately grapple him.,4139.728,4141.932,49,beau,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Make an athletics check. You make an
acrobatics check.",4141.932,4148.446,45,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, Acrobatics? 24.,4148.446,4151.817,53,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA, 14.,4151.817,4154.318,49,beau,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," So the female goblin draws a shortsword. You
reach out to grab, and she slips out of your grasp",4154.318,4161.533,50,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"and is now holding the blade at the edge of the
table.",4161.533,4163.5960000000005,50,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, You're cheating. Somehow you're cheating.,4163.596,4165.478999999999,53,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," Nott, Nott, that's fine. That's fine. She
won my two silver pieces. We'll just leave it at that.",4165.479,4171.3640000000005,46,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, I'm sorry.,4171.364,4173.245,53,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," That's okay. She's very jumpy sometimes. You
can understand; we've been living in the woods for",4173.245,4178.871,46,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM,"a long time. Every time we come near any place
like this, we're attacked, jumped, followed. So I",4178.871,4183.8460000000005,46,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM,apologize on behalf of--,4183.846,4185.217,46,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," That was stupid. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have
done that. I'm sorry.",4185.217,4187.442,53,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," No, it's okay. Just don't do it again. But
I'm sorry I took all this money from your friend.",4187.442,4192.781,52,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM, That's making it worse.,4192.781,4194.34,46,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS, Maybe you could give some of it back.,4194.34,4196.505,44,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Why, though? But I won it.",4196.505,4200.07,52,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, Your Laura is showing.,4200.07,4201.500999999999,53,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM,(laughter),4201.501,4206.8,53,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Tell you what. I'll give you-- none of it
back, I can't! Okay, here's one silver back--",4206.8,4212.906,52,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," No, I insist.",4212.906,4214.2029999999995,46,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Okay, but I insist, all the money back. All
right, fine, it's mine, thank you. Yay.",4214.203,4221.532,52,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, I need another drink.,4221.532,4223.502,53,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," A round of Trosts for both our tables,
please.",4223.502,4227.562000000001,46,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, See? Isn't that the most fun?,4227.562,4229.155,52,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, It's fun.,4229.155,4230.557,53,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Yorda looks over and goes, ""Any preference
of family?""",4230.557,4234.1759999999995,50,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM, Not Baumbauch.,4234.176,4236.619000000001,46,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," ""Von Brandt it is.""",4236.619,4238.28,50,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," I'm impressed that you stuck to taking a
guy's money in a training game.",4238.28,4243.726,49,beau,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Right? Oh, wait, is that bad?",4243.726,4246.517,52,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA, Meh.,4246.517,4247.751,49,beau,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Well, I only learned last night, you guys.",4247.751,4251.938,52,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM, What is a training game?,4251.938,4253.7660000000005,46,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA, Just meaning when she was teaching.,4253.766,4256.379999999999,49,beau,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, People took my money when I was learning.,4256.38,4258.832,52,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," It's fine. It's water under the bridge. It's
fine. It's all right.",4258.832,4262.652,46,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Another round is brought to your table. You
guys can share a solemn post-game drink amongst",4262.652,4268.52,50,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,yourselves.,4268.52,4269.900000000001,50,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," If you feel slightly worse, there's a drink
on me.",4269.9,4271.9439999999995,46,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Oh jeez, now I'm definitely giving you your
two silver back. Don't worry about it, man.",4271.944,4275.938,52,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA,(laughter),4275.938,4279.277,52,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," She's just a couple of wild and crazy guys
over here.",4279.277,4281.71,53,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM,(laughter),4281.71,4285.879,53,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, Have my baked goods come out yet?,4285.879,4291.1939999999995,52,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," They have. Your meal's been presented for a
while now. You've had the opportunity to eat most",4291.194,4295.598000000001,50,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,of your meal.,4295.598,4296.745,50,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, That's real.,4296.745,4297.897,53,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," That is actually real. That's the power of
imagination, Sam. That wasn't there a second ago.",4297.897,4301.814,50,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN, Bangarang!,4301.814,4303.152,36,caduceus,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN,(laughter),4303.152,4304.9,36,caduceus,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN, Right there for you.,4304.9,4306.71,36,caduceus,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," So you all finish your independent meals and
decide to continue your conversations or go about",4306.71,4314.441,50,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,your business for the day.,4314.441,4316.217,50,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, I just want to go to the carnival.,4316.217,4318.267,52,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," That's later tonight, though, isn't it?",4318.267,4320.648999999999,46,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," If you have no other business, we can wait
until dusk.",4320.649,4323.793000000001,50,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," Well, there's that board on the wall. Has
anything new been posted on the board?",4323.793,4329.231,53,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," You go ahead and take a look at it. There is
one sheet that pertains to somebody in the Hills",4329.231,4338.682,50,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"Ward looking for folks to go ahead and do an
extermination run near the southern portion of the",4338.682,4345.5419999999995,50,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"Ustaloch. It looks like there's what looks to be
a vole infestation.",4345.542,4350.6140000000005,50,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS, What the fuck is a vole?,4350.614,4353.549,44,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, It's a small rat.,4353.549,4355.281,50,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, Should we do it?,4355.281,4357.536,52,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," I mean, we have to kill Rodents of
Unusual Size.",4357.536,4362.904,49,beau,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, That doesn't sound interesting to me at all.,4362.904,4364.830000000001,53,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS, What else is there?,4364.83,4367.463,44,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Currently, it looks like there was another
sheet that looks like most has been torn off. The",4367.463,4372.630999999999,50,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,rest of the board is pretty empty at the moment.,4372.631,4374.347000000001,50,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," DM, did I tear that? I can't remember.",4374.347,4376.018,51,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," You did, yes.",4376.018,4377.56,50,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, Wasn't it a delivery thing?,4377.56,4384.1630000000005,53,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," That was what it was, yeah.",4384.163,4386.803999999999,51,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," It was to help move and load crates at one
of the local breweries.",4386.804,4392.742,50,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, Fuck that.,4392.742,4393.9890000000005,53,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, We've done that. It sucked so much.,4393.989,4397.4839999999995,52,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, You did that?,4397.484,4398.617,53,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Well, by mistake.",4398.617,4400.072,52,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," We played D&D and we moved crates for
eight hours.",4400.072,4402.526,49,beau,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA,(laughter),4402.526,4404.199,49,beau,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS," We did, yeah.",4404.199,4405.557,44,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, Welcome to level two.,4405.557,4406.781,50,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," We said no to that job, thank you.",4406.781,4409.0199999999995,53,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS, We get bored pretty easily.,4409.02,4411.4310000000005,44,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," We did, however, then gamble with the
other workers and then Jester-- yeah. Jester--",4411.431,4418.571,49,beau,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Well, I lost it, but he made so much.",4418.571,4420.39,52,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS," Maybe not out loud say that. Just a
thought.",4420.39,4424.227000000001,44,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," Oh, that's right. We probably shouldn't.
We didn't make any money.",4424.227,4427.04,49,beau,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Do you guys want company? Do you want us to
come and hang out with you today?",4427.04,4430.232,52,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," I don't know about that. That sounds risky, I
don't know.",4430.232,4433.181,53,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," Do you know something? I, shockingly, think
that's not a bad idea.",4433.181,4440.786999999999,51,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, To have these weirdos with us?,4440.787,4443.618,53,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, I can hear you.,4443.618,4445.722000000001,52,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM, Yesterday was a very bad day.,4445.722,4448.969999999999,51,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," Yes. Well, I suppose if we surrounded
ourselves with weirdos, then maybe it would take",4448.97,4457.320000000001,53,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM,some of heat off of me.,4457.32,4458.978,53,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," Well, yes. Bottom line: can you hang with
the goblin?",4458.978,4462.472,51,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Bottom line-- and I touch Nott's shoulder,
and I cast Blessing of the Trickster.",4462.472,4468.721,52,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," Oh, Jesus, she's going to kill me right now.",4468.721,4471.424,53,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM,(laughter),4471.424,4472.976,53,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," Any magic kills a goblin instantly. Yeah,
instantly.",4472.976,4476.463,53,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM,(laughter),4476.463,4479.567999999999,53,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," That would be the worst character choice
ever.",4479.568,4482.643,52,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA,(laughter),4482.643,4485.294,52,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM, We will mourn her. Tschuss.,4485.294,4490.938,51,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Okay, so there's a slight sense of warmth
that emanates from under her hand, and for a",4490.938,4502.607,50,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"moment, you look over and glance instinctively,
ready to almost draw your sword again. But it",4502.607,4507.931,50,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"seems to quicken your reflexes. You have this
surge of adrenaline that doesn't quite fade.",4507.931,4512.869,50,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," You have advantage on all your stealth
checks.",4512.869,4516.424999999999,52,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, For the next hour.,4516.425,4517.854,50,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, Thank you. That's very nice.,4517.854,4521.14,53,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS," I don't have a problem with goblins, but
you guys aren't in any trouble, are you? No one's",4521.14,4527.214,44,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS,after you?,4527.214,4528.711,44,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, Because she is all kinds of trouble.,4528.711,4531.571,52,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, No one is after me!,4531.571,4533.836,53,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS, Can I make an insight check?,4533.836,4536.366,44,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, You may.,4536.366,4537.498,50,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,(laughter),4537.498,4541.357,50,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS, 13.,4541.357,4543.762,44,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," 13. If you want to go ahead and try and
lie.",4543.762,4548.817,50,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," That's a 14, except negative three to
performance.",4548.817,4554.936,53,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN, I've been waiting for this for so long.,4554.936,4561.098999999999,36,caduceus,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, So 11.,4561.099,4564.274,53,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," So, are you lying?",4564.274,4566.410000000001,50,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," I am lying. I am definitely on the run from
someone.",4566.41,4571.635,53,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS, Good to know.,4571.635,4574.602,44,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," So. Mask. I'm just fascinated by the
mask. Looks well-made. Did you make it?",4574.602,4585.662,49,beau,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," That's a good fucking question. Did I make
it?",4585.662,4589.229,53,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM,(laughter),4589.229,4591.571,53,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, I don't make things.,4591.571,4593.5199999999995,53,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," No, I presume-- and we discussed this a
little bit-- we presume it may have been scavenged",4593.52,4596.969,50,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,from a porcelain doll.,4596.969,4598.568,50,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," Oh, that's cool. Cool and gross, cool and
gross.",4598.568,4602.362,53,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, What's her name? The creepy doll?,4602.362,4605.789,52,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS, Annabelle.,4605.789,4608.049,44,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS,(laughter),4608.049,4612.51,44,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," No, don't say that. I don't want to see art
with you with Annabelle's face.",4612.58,4615.272,52,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, Too late.,4615.272,4616.835,53,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, The internet's running with that now.,4616.835,4618.398,50,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, Check your Twitter.,4618.398,4620.109,53,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS," It seems we have all day. What were your
plans?",4620.109,4623.839,44,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," Not much. We were going to sample the
different Trosts, and I wanted to maybe do some",4623.839,4632.343,51,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM,book browsing. Nothing major.,4632.343,4634.566,51,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, What's a Trost?,4634.566,4635.896,52,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA, Brewery tour!,4635.896,4637.429,49,beau,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, It's ale.,4637.429,4638.677,53,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, We just can't go by the Baumbauch ale.,4638.677,4641.393,52,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, What happened with the Baumbauchs?,4641.393,4643.466,53,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," There are two others to choose from, here.",4643.466,4645.183,55,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," They're who we loaded crates for, and
then we kind of swindled their employee.",4645.183,4649.922,49,beau,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS, Didn't leave on the best of terms.,4649.922,4651.623,56,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," DM, which one is the one that everybody
knows has got the blessing of Fryda Langer?",4651.623,4657.7609999999995,55,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," No, that is actually the Baumbauch.",4657.761,4661.777,54,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM, Shit.,4661.777,4662.959,55,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Yeah, the Starosta is kind of tied with the
Baumbauch family.",4662.959,4666.724,54,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN, We're imaginary beer snobs now.,4666.724,4669.004,36,caduceus,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, Is that the one you need?,4669.004,4670.7519999999995,52,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," No, I'm just saying the one that you
swindled, it's got the blessing of the big cheese here.",4670.752,4675.853,55,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, Oh. Well. Why do you need it?,4675.853,4682.277,52,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," We don't need it. It's just pleasurable to
have a Trost, is what they say. She kind of needs it.",4682.277,4688.891,55,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, I need it a little bit.,4688.891,4690.7519999999995,53,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, You need a beer?,4690.752,4692.343000000001,52,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," Well, I prefer the harder stuff, but I'll
take what I can get at this point. Yeah, I'm",4692.343,4699.406,53,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM,"sticking with this fucking accent for the next two
years.",4699.406,4701.986,53,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM,(laughter),4701.986,4708.364,53,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS, Laryngitis every Friday.,4708.364,4710.48,56,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS,(laughter),4710.48,4715.188999999999,56,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," So beer tour, then circus?",4715.189,4722.469,57,marisha as beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," I've got to say, I miss those two people we
ran into at the carnival.",4722.469,4728.763,52,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS," I might just wait for the carnival,
actually.",4728.763,4730.845,56,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," Well, if we just montage through a beer
tour, we'll quickly get to the circus. To the",4730.845,4738.7,57,marisha as beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA,carnival!,4738.7,4744.186,57,marisha as beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, You can totally do that.,4744.186,4746.003,54,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," Can we just bring my book-browsing down to a
single roll to see if anything of use--",4746.003,4751.257,55,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Yeah, we can do that. We'll say, if you guys
decide to go ahead and travel, the five of you,",4751.257,4754.972,54,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"you make your way through the town for the day,
you coast around the Husseldorf family brewery,",4754.972,4760.401,54,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"you meet Voss and June, who are the two very nice
ladies who run the facility. The Husseldorf",4760.401,4769.447999999999,54,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"family. You avoid the Baumbauch, but can acquire
Baumbauch ale from other taverns in the town, of",4769.448,4777.698,54,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"course. And the von Brandt family brewery. All of them, as
soon as you say 'Trost', they correct you and say",4777.698,4783.953,54,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"the family name. They're very intent on getting
rid of the name 'Trost' as an overall, discussion",4783.953,4790.4800000000005,54,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"of Trost-brand brews, and trying to make it their
family name. There's an offense, to the point",4790.48,4794.914,54,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"where you're like, ""Oh, Jesus. I didn't realize.""",4794.914,4796.565,54,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN," Like Kleenex and tissue paper? All
right.",4796.565,4798.986,36,caduceus,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," But you manage to get nice and sauced
throughout the day.",4798.986,4802.336,54,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," I take it easy. I have one more in the first
half of the day, and one in the second half.",4802.336,4809.002,55,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, Okay.,4809.002,4809.859,54,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, I don't have very much either.,4809.859,4811.064,52,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, Okay.,4811.064,4811.986,54,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, I'm going to have tons.,4811.986,4813.4439999999995,53,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA, I get sauced.,4813.444,4814.527,57,marisha as beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," All right, well, that being the case--",4814.527,4816.082,54,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM, --you are poisoned.,4816.082,4818.944,55,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," No, make a constitution saving throw.",4818.944,4821.3240000000005,54,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," Well, that was crazy. 12.",4821.324,4825.456999999999,53,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," 12, okay. You get a little woozy for a
while, and as the sun begins to crawl towards the",4825.457,4833.225,54,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"distant horizon, you do not manage to allow your
meal to usurp your control.",4833.225,4840.154,54,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Aw, it's like Ren Faire.",4840.154,4841.962,52,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, Yeah. Don't remind me.,4841.962,4844.110000000001,54,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," Good times, good times.",4844.11,4846.351,57,marisha as beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," So as the day comes to a close, you're
fairly tipsy, you're not fully intoxicated. For",4846.351,4853.822999999999,54,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"your trip, you wanted to head to the Hillsbrook
Parchment and Binding.",4853.823,4857.9580000000005,54,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," Is that where I went the last time? Except
not as myself. So I'll go as myself.",4857.958,4862.33,55,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Okay. Go ahead and make an investigation
check.",4862.33,4864.0509999999995,54,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," All right. Don't fuck me, Vax. That is--",4864.051,4869.055,58,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, That's Vax. That's Vax's dice.,4869.055,4872.434,52,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," Yeah, the thing about even a light German
accent is that when you say ""Vex"" and ""Vax"", it's",4872.434,4877.22,58,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM,the same shit.,4877.22,4878.703,58,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM,(laughter),4878.703,4880.803000000001,58,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM, That is a 12.,4880.803,4883.601,58,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," 12. You take the better part of 30 minutes
or so, and you find there's a lot of books on",4883.601,4890.097,59,shopkeeper,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"farming techniques. There's a lot of books about
how to grow, care for different types of",4890.097,4897.384,59,shopkeeper,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"vegetation, plants, various beasts of burden. You
find books on the different seasons and what's",4897.384,4905.141,59,shopkeeper,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"best for different types of grain and wheats. You
manage to pull through and find a couple of books",4905.141,4913.151,59,shopkeeper,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"that deal with discussion of the Menagerie Coast
that talk about what's called the Clovis Concord.",4913.151,4920.584,59,shopkeeper,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"It's more of a discussion of the political
structure that maintains all the city-states there.",4920.584,4925.767,59,shopkeeper,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," And the person who ran this place was an
older man, right? Just sipping tea.",4925.767,4930.853,58,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Yeah, Sheenah, yeah.",4930.853,4932.411,59,shopkeeper,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," I'm sorry. You have a nice selection here.
Do you mind if I ask-- I haven't seen any other",4932.411,4940.366,58,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM,"booksellers of any kind in town. I'm not really
looking for anything on farming, so much. Is there",4940.366,4948.955,58,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM,anywhere else I could look into?,4948.955,4952.235,58,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," ""If you're looking for some sort of a
library, your best bet is to go to Zadash up north.""",4952.235,4960.8009999999995,59,shopkeeper,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM, Zadash.,4960.801,4962.664000000001,58,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," ""That's where the Library of the Cobalt Soul
resides. They have all the information you could",4962.664,4968.116,59,shopkeeper,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"""hope for. A bit pricey to peruse their interior,
unless you have proper coverage, but unfortunately",4968.116,4975.485,59,shopkeeper,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"""if what we have isn't what you're looking for, I
can't help you.""",4975.485,4981.375999999999,59,shopkeeper,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," No, it's a fine selection. Sorry. How much
for this book on hoe technique?",4981.376,4988.4130000000005,58,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," ""Oh! Jamieson's Hoedown, yes, quite. That
will be two silver pieces.""",4988.413,4996.299,59,shopkeeper,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," Oh. I'm very embarrassed, I'm sorry, I gave
away my last two silver pieces.",4996.299,5003.342,58,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," No, I gave it back to you, remember?",5003.342,5004.905,60,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," I gave away my last two silver pieces, so.
Maybe I can earn it back and come back later this week.",5004.905,5012.728999999999,58,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," ""Please do. Do you want me to hold it for
you?""",5012.729,5015.196,61,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM, Yes.,5015.196,5016.456,58,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," ""What's your name?""",5016.456,5018.128,61,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM, My name is Caleb Widogast.,5018.128,5021.187,58,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," ""All right. I will keep it here under the
shelf. Thank you so much.""",5021.187,5026.231,61,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," Okay, good day, thank you.",5026.231,5028.343,58,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, Is this a big shop?,5028.343,5029.882,60,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," It's a boutique. It's designed almost like a
cross. There's two cross-sections of hallways that",5029.882,5035.584,61,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"have books across the walls, and there's a window
at the end of each and then a door at the far back.",5035.584,5040.014,61,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," While he was talking to the shopkeeper, I'm
going to take out as many books as I can and move",5040.014,5046.036,60,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA,"them around on the shelves, and then take some of
them and turn them around to where their binding",5046.036,5050.818,60,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA,is facing the inside.,5050.818,5052.467000000001,60,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, Go ahead and make a sleight-of-hand check.,5052.467,5054.768,61,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, Natural 20!,5054.768,5058.308,60,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Over the period of him searching and
distracting this man, you have completely",5058.308,5063.169,61,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"rearranged the interior of this bookstore, to the
point where even in the far corner, you",5063.169,5071.503,61,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"Ghostbusters stack them in the center of the room,
floor-to-ceiling, with him not even noticing it.",5071.503,5075.508,61,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM, You little fucking poltergeist.,5075.508,5078.3009999999995,58,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," You feel confident and happy and a sensation
of approval washes over you. All right, so.",5078.301,5085.281,61,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, I skip out the door.,5085.281,5087.16,60,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Okay. You turn around from having this
conversation and notice the interior is not as you",5087.16,5091.692,61,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"last saw it, and a bit of nerves begin to brew up
under you.",5091.692,5096.174,61,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," Frumpkin, come on.",5096.174,5098.5,58,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, (meows) Frumpkin follows behind.,5098.5,5100.518,61,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM, Oh yes! Matt's got to make cat sounds now!,5100.518,5104.323,58,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," I didn't even think about that until now.
God damn it. All right, so as you guys have",5104.323,5109.307000000001,61,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"gathered at this point, the oranges and the pinks
of dusk begin to peek through the quite-cloudy",5109.307,5116.893,61,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"sky, the chilled air of the coming night sky
signalling the Crown's Guard to begin lighting the",5116.893,5122.762,61,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"hanging lanterns that line the streets of
Trostenwald. A renewed energy takes the streets as",5122.829,5127.282,61,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"the sound of a fiddle seems to creep through the
night air.",5127.282,5134.694,61,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," My god, Ashley's a master fiddler, isn't
she?",5134.694,5136.615000000001,53,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY, Beedle-deedle.,5136.615,5137.697999999999,48,yasha,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY,(laughter),5137.698,5140.215,48,yasha,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS," I love how your fiddle noises were
""beedle-deedle"".",5140.215,5144.06,56,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY," That's the sound for all instruments,
right?",5144.06,5148.975,48,yasha,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, Drums.,5148.975,5151.9980000000005,53,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," By the way, DM, can I ask-- sometime in the
entire day, when Nott was getting wasted, could I",5151.998,5159.392,58,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM,"have spent an hour using Arcane Recovery to gain
back that one spell slot I used this morning?",5159.392,5164.045,58,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Sure, yeah. I'll allow that. All right.
Folks begin to prod their heads out into the open",5164.045,5172.231,61,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"air, curious about the source of this unusual din,
and you find your vision capturing a small",5172.231,5177.605,61,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"procession of flamboyantly dressed people parading
through the central road. A lanky man of some",5177.605,5183.625999999999,61,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"obvious elven descent leads the pack, his long,
ashy-brown hair curling ever-so-slightly past his",5183.626,5189.823,61,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"mid-back, his long coat and tails knocking around
by his skipping step. Two halfling women in purple",5189.823,5196.851000000001,61,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"and green bodysuits dance from side to side,
handing flowers to children and flyers to adults,",5196.851,5203.022,61,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"as a bald man in a neck-frilled frock coat of
bright red, his face adorned in vibrant orange",5203.022,5210.049,61,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"makeup to look like the setting sun behind him,
plays the violin that you heard earlier in an",5210.049,5215.629,61,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"upbeat, jovial manner. A tall half-orc masculine
man with a well-groomed handlebar mustache that",5215.629,5223.193,62,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"curves out to the side, billowing white silk shirt
and black trousers, follows behind with a big drum",5223.193,5228.448,63,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"slung over his shoulder, going (drumming) along with the
fiddle. The tiefling man of lavender skin that you",5228.448,5236.098,64,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"saw earlier walks along with a grin, juggling two
curved scimitars as he walks in place, almost",5236.098,5243.518,64,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"loses one and catches it, continues to go.
Families are beginning to gather out to see this",5243.518,5248.097,64,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"display. The two dancers part, and then a woman of
short, fiery red hair and dark skin walking",5248.097,5257.2609999999995,64,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"between them, lifting a small candle before--
fwoosh! A giant burst, a gout of flame emerges",5257.261,5262.838000000001,64,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"from the front of her mouth, brightens the
vicinity, and everyone collectively gasps and",5262.838,5266.764,64,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"begins cheering and clapping as they continue the
walk. There, to the back of it, you see the rather",5266.764,5274.289,64,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"burly-looking pale woman, arms crossed, just
following behind and keeping an eye like a",5274.289,5280.49,64,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"security guard to ensure that no business gets out
of hand. The gasps and the cheers begin to follow,",5280.49,5286.675,64,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"and as the procession continues down its way, the
families and civilians begin to gather and follow",5286.675,5291.377,64,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"behind. As the last bit of the sun sets behind the
mountain range, the torches glowing, the",5291.377,5299.173000000001,64,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"procession curves through the center of the Loch
Ward to the edge of the Ustaloch itself. Through",5299.173,5304.697,67,gustav,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"the fishing village, more folks begin to gather.
Do you all follow?",5304.697,5308.2970000000005,67,gustav,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," And I cast Blessing of the Trickster on you
again, just in case.",5310.456,5313.741,60,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, Thank you.,5313.741,5315.284,53,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," People following the parade, you see faces,
eager for this fresh form of entertainment.",5315.284,5320.205,67,gustav,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"Children laugh and chatter excitedly, while the
Crown's Guard in their familiar bronze and",5320.205,5324.947,67,gustav,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"vermilion uniform try to maintain order between
themselves being quite curious or visibly",5324.947,5330.56,67,gustav,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"mistrusting of these hooligans that suddenly have
usurped the evening air. The procession continues",5330.56,5337.028,67,gustav,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"towards the eastern side, out along the southern
edge of this Loch Ward, to the Ustaloch's",5337.028,5344.174,67,gustav,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"southern place, towards the new, completely
constructed, large, dark blue tent. Lengthy",5344.174,5351.5,67,gustav,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"streamers of white and silver flap with the cold
winds from the top of the structure. As you guys",5351.5,5357.402,67,gustav,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"walk, you watch as the horned tiefling you had
approached earlier slowly saunters up to your",5357.402,5363.66,67,gustav,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"side, you recognizing these individuals you had
spoken with earlier.",5363.66,5366.346,67,gustav,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," I go, Molly! Molly, hey!",5366.346,5368.352,57,marisha as beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN," Oh, it's my favorites. Hello.",5368.352,5370.211,65,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, We came!,5370.211,5372.139,60,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN," I'm so glad you all came to see the
show. It's going to be great tonight.",5372.139,5375.38,65,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY, (deadpan) It's going to blow you away.,5375.38,5377.729,66,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY,(laughter),5377.729,5379.828,66,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, The hype continues.,5379.828,5381.3240000000005,53,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY, You're going to love it.,5381.324,5385.052,66,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN," First show of a round's always the best.
Without fail.",5385.052,5389.504,65,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA, Where are the best seats?,5389.504,5392.179,57,marisha as beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN," Well, I'm always partial to the front.
Then you're right in it, if something goes wrong,",5392.179,5398.133,65,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN,"it's nothing between you and whatever terrible,
bloody mess is going to happen. It's just the best.",5398.133,5404.248,65,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA, What?,5404.248,5405.8099999999995,57,marisha as beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN," Nothing, nothing, you're fine.",5405.81,5407.245000000001,65,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY," It's going to be great, but before you go
in, I do have to give you guys a pat-down, 'cause",5407.245,5411.992,66,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY,you can't go in with any weapons.,5411.992,5413.651,66,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," At this point, a voice rings out behind you,
you see as the carnival master Gustav glances over",5413.651,5420.013,67,gustav,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"your shoulder and goes, ""You two, skip ahead,
quick. We need to go ahead and set up. Looks like",5420.013,5424.141,67,gustav,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"""we're already having quite a few people excited to
come here, so at the door, interior to set up.",5424.141,5428.753,67,gustav,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"""Meet us at the front. Actually, you know what?
You'll be on card duty. We need a little extra",5428.753,5432.312,67,gustav,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"""change on the side.""",5432.312,5433.687,67,gustav,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN, Card duty it is.,5433.687,5435.084,65,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," ""All right. Folks, excited for your
patronage."" As he spins around and addresses the",5435.084,5439.447,67,gustav,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"whole crowd now and says, ""Enjoy the night air.
Walk slowly. We need just a moment to set up."" And",5439.447,5444.8330000000005,67,gustav,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"the half-elf man bows and tips his large-- it
looks almost like a top hat that gets floppy",5444.833,5449.606,67,gustav,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"towards the top and flops forward, and he puts it
back on top and begins sauntering, continuing the",5449.606,5454.141,67,gustav,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"music, but picking up their pace to get ahead of
the crowd as they draw you all slowly towards the",5454.141,5458.316,67,gustav,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"exterior tent. And that's where we're going to go
ahead and take our break.",5458.316,5462.532,67,gustav,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,(yelling),5462.532,5464.635,67,gustav,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS, Face is on fire.,5464.635,5466.904,56,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Am I the only one going, do we really have
to give up our weapons? I don't feel okay with this.",5466.904,5470.886,60,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," Ashley, I'll do whatever you want, but if you
take my weapons I might kill you.",5470.886,5475.869000000001,53,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY, I'd like to see you try.,5475.869,5478.102,66,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY,(yelling),5478.102,5480.549,66,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," All right, so. We'll be back here in a few
minutes. We're going to take a quick break. We",5480.549,5484.944,67,gustav,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"have our weekly giveaway from our friends at
Wyrmwood. We have a white oak complete dice tower",5484.944,5490.184,67,gustav,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"system that's a three-piece set. That's going to
be given away to one of you there in the chat. The",5490.184,5495.8460000000005,67,gustav,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"password, if I recall, is 'beginnings'. Yeah. This
one. If you're in the Twitch chat, if you want to",5495.846,5508.075,67,gustav,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"be part of this, when you're prompted there, go
ahead and enter the word 'beginnings' once. If you",5508.075,5511.563,67,gustav,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"enter it more than once, you'll get disqualified,
so be careful with that. Otherwise, it gets this",5511.563,5516.9400000000005,67,gustav,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"spamming spree of chaos. So the word is
'beginnings'. When prompted, go ahead and enter",5516.94,5521.705,67,gustav,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"that, and we'll come back from the break with the
winner of that. Regardless, guys, welcome to the",5521.705,5524.865,67,gustav,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,beginning of the new campaign.,5524.865,5526.603,67,gustav,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,(yelling),5526.603,5528.081,67,gustav,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, We'll see you here in a few minutes.,5528.081,5529.582,67,gustav,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM, Magic!,5529.582,5530.442,58,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, Magic!,5530.442,5531.302,60,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA,[break],5531.302,6546.701,60,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen. Guys!
Wow!",6546.701,6550.388,67,gustav,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," Grenade lobbed in by Foster at the last
second.",6550.388,6553.57,58,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," I know. Welcome back. So, first and
foremost, we have our winner of the white oak",6553.57,6558.793,67,gustav,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"complete dice tower from our friends at Wyrmwood.
The winner is GTDevoto. Congratulations. Denova",6558.793,6567.433,67,gustav,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"will reach out to you and get your contact
information. Everyone else, thank you for",6567.433,6569.801,67,gustav,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"entering. We'll have more with each future episode
of Critical Role, thanks to our friends at",6569.801,6573.298000000001,67,gustav,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"Wyrmwood Gaming. Also, as a heads-up for those who
aren't familiar and for those who may be, we have",6573.298,6577.059,67,gustav,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"a Tuesday aftershow of this called Talks Machina
where our friend W. Brian Foster Esq., just mixing",6577.059,6585.555,67,gustav,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"up all of his names-- you guys know him, Brian W.
Foster, friend of the show, is the host of the",6585.555,6591.438,67,gustav,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"show, and he'll be there Tuesday talking about
this episode tonight with some of the cast. 7PM",6591.438,6596.6990000000005,67,gustav,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,Pacific time on Tuesday. So. Anyway.,6596.699,6600.476,70,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,(laughter),6600.476,6607.174999999999,70,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, Bringing us back.,6607.175,6608.658,70,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS, Bring that ass back.,6608.658,6610.238,56,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, Five dragons swoop down.,6610.238,6614.875,53,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM,(laughter),6614.875,6616.842,53,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," It's so hackneyed. As you guys begin to
approach the outside of this large, dark navy",6616.842,6625.575,70,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"tent, people are being inspected and ushered
through by the well-groomed half-orc on one side,",6625.575,6631.4349999999995,70,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"and the pale woman, Yasha, you met for a second
time approaching the outskirts of this carnival,",6631.435,6637.624000000001,70,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"with entry fees being collected by both as people
begin to pass into this large structure. A few",6637.624,6643.844,70,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"feet off to the side, you see a small crowd
gathered around Mollymauk, who is sitting atop a",6643.844,6649.642,70,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"small blanket and has cards splayed before him, a
similar set that you saw Jester toying with",6649.642,6655.1089999999995,70,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"earlier, and a farmer sits across from him,
listening intently. ""All right, so what can you",6655.109,6662.634,70,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"""tell me about this here cough?""",6662.634,6664.734,70,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN, How long have you had it?,6664.734,6670.082,69,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," ""Oh, going on like three, four months.""
(coughs)",6670.082,6674.584000000001,70,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN," It looks like it's getting better. Oh
yes. Does it feel like it's getting better?",6674.584,6681.187,69,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," ""Oh, right now? Yeah.""",6681.187,6684.112,70,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN," Yeah, look at that. I would maybe
breathe a tincture or something. Let's-- yeah,",6684.112,6693.564,69,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN,maybe you should get that looked at.,6693.564,6695.506,69,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," ""From who? What do the cards tell me?""",6695.506,6698.991,70,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN," Some sort of physician, perhaps.",6698.991,6704.465,69,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," ""Right! Of course! Oh, thank you so much.""
And he places a--",6704.465,6712.051,70,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN, Platinum Dragon be with you. Thank you.,6712.051,6714.441000000001,69,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Stands up. ""Dear, a physician!"" And he walks
off.",6714.441,6718.125,70,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,(laughter),6718.125,6721.174,70,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA, What happened to 'no sick people'?,6721.174,6724.532,71,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN, This is outside the tent.,6724.532,6727.021,69,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Yeah, he doesn't enter the tent. He goes off
to the side.",6727.021,6730.864,70,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA, Fair.,6730.864,6732.945,71,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN," It's good to see you all here, though.",6732.945,6736.599999999999,69,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Here's the thing. Some of us have weapons
that we don't want to pass away to other people,",6736.6,6745.504000000001,60,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA,"so how much of a chance is it that we could get
through without having to do that, you know?",6745.504,6751.389,60,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY," Well, you can't see the show if you have a
weapon on you.",6751.389,6756.491,66,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Right. And we really want to see the show.
But, you know, we are really good at security,",6756.491,6764.313,60,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA,"like all of us are really strong, and we could
fight things that came up, too, so maybe it would",6764.313,6771.242,60,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA,"be best if you don't take our weapons, and then we
could help.",6771.242,6773.74,60,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," Actually, here's a deal. We'll make you a
good deal. You waive our entry fee and if anyone",6773.74,6782.04,71,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA,"needs to be kicked out, or any security needs to
happen, we'll help you out.",6782.04,6787.411,71,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, Like deputy bouncers?,6787.411,6789.527,53,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA, Like deputy bouncers.,6789.527,6791.415,71,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY," Well, see, funny thing about that, though,
is that's my job. So.",6791.415,6795.378,66,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, So do you want to hire us?,6795.378,6797.206,60,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY, No.,6797.206,6798.385,66,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," You would be like our boss. Have you ever
wanted to be a boss? Like, in charge?",6798.385,6803.666,71,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY," Well, I am.",6803.666,6805.35,66,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, We could ask you for days off sometimes.,6805.35,6807.829000000001,60,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," A heavy greenish-grey-skinned mitt slaps
onto Beau's shoulder, as you glance over to see",6807.829,6814.813999999999,70,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"the large, well-groomed half-orc man standing
there. ""I'm terribly sorry, but we've got it taken",6814.814,6823.952,70,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"""care of. If you wish to pay entry, you can, but
the rules are the rules. So sorry.""",6823.952,6828.7390000000005,70,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," Do they get stored in some sort of locker or
something?",6828.739,6832.433,58,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY," I hold them. And if you want, I can stand
right next to you guys. You can keep your eye on",6832.433,6837.19,66,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY,me the whole time.,6837.19,6838.958,66,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN, She's very trustworthy.,6838.958,6840.494,69,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM, That seems fair-ish to me.,6840.494,6842.422,58,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," ""Yasha, does that seem-- all right.""",6842.422,6845.4619999999995,70,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," I look at him as I take his hand off.
What's your name, by the by?",6845.462,6852.77,71,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," ""Bo.""",6852.77,6854.59,70,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA, Good name.,6854.59,6858.1810000000005,71,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," ""Thank you.""",6858.181,6860.527999999999,70,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," Well, that's funny, because your name is
also Beau.",6860.528,6862.868,58,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," ""Really?""",6862.868,6865.027,70,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," You didn't have to-- maybe let me choose
when to tell people--",6865.027,6871.237,71,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," ""No, no, I'm curious about this. How do you
spell your name?""",6871.237,6873.624,70,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," Well, it's short for Beauregard.",6873.624,6878.321,71,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," ""Oh, mine's just B-O.""",6878.321,6880.097,70,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," That's unfortunate. I mean, it's great.
Did kids make fun-- never mind.",6880.097,6886.357,71,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," ""It's not inaccurate."" And he flicks the
side of his mustache.",6886.357,6890.317,70,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,(laughter),6890.317,6893.381,70,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Like, is his mustache especially B.O.-y?
Like, what? That's really gross.",6893.381,6898.804,60,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, Make a perception check.,6898.804,6900.18,70,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Ew. I don't want to perceive this. I'm glad
I didn't roll very well.",6900.18,6905.879,60,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," Can I make an insight check? Is he a
creep or is he just--",6905.879,6908.639,71,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Make an insight check. Eight? Thankfully,
you're not in proximity enough to catch a whiff of",6908.639,6913.559,70,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,his mustache.,6913.559,6914.901,70,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA, Natural 20.,6914.901,6917.305,71,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Okay. Interestingly enough, he seems very
well put-together. And he seems like he's just",6917.305,6925.212,70,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"fucking with you. He's having fun, and he's
messing with you, and he's just casual and",6925.212,6930.717000000001,70,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"competent and actually pretty well-groomed. He
doesn't smell. And he seems more just enjoying the",6930.717,6937.840999999999,70,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,discourse.,6937.841,6939.360000000001,70,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," It's funny, see, my name's Beau because
my parents wanted a son.",6939.36,6945.601,71,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," ""Well. If it helps with any other confusion,
call me the Breaker. Well, if you see the rest of",6945.601,6956.111,70,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"""the show, perhaps you'll see why I got my name.""",6956.111,6958.304,70,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Are you in the show, too?",6958.304,6959.892,60,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," And he cracks his arms. ""I am. Towards the
end.""",6959.892,6962.071,70,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS, Now I want to see the show.,6962.071,6964.49,56,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," ""Well then. May I?"" You can see now the
crowd's starting to queue up behind you pretty",6964.49,6969.933,70,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"heavily. ""Besides, if you're going to enter, we've
got to get through the rest of this riff-raff. Do",6969.933,6974.796,70,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"""you wish to join in?""",6974.796,6976.742,70,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," I pull-- all I have is a dagger, but I just
hand it to Yasha.",6976.742,6981.876,74,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, Just one dagger?,6981.876,6983.347,60,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY, I promise you I will give it back.,6983.347,6985.735,73,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," Yes, here you go.",6985.735,6987.522999999999,74,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY," I promise you I will give you all of your
weapons back.",6987.523,6989.6900000000005,73,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Pinky-swear me, Yasha.",6989.69,6992.138,60,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY, Ugh. I don't like--,6992.138,6994.393,73,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Yeah! Now we're best friends. Here's my
sickle.",6994.393,6998.249,60,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," I have a staff, but I also use it as a
walking stick, so I like to keep it on me.",6998.249,7006.741,75,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN," Can you not walk around without it or
something?",7006.741,7009.359,69,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, She has a really bad limp.,7009.359,7010.714,78,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," Sometimes I get a little twinge, a little
disc issue.",7010.714,7015.057,75,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN," Can you hand me your staff so I can
watch this? I want to see this limp of yours.",7015.057,7018.6089999999995,69,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN,Purely for my own entertainment.,7018.609,7020.773,69,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," Are you patronizing me, Mollymauk?",7020.773,7024.347,75,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN," No, I'm hoping that you're going to
patronize us.",7024.347,7026.762,69,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN,(laughter),7026.762,7029.29,69,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA, Can I keep my stick?,7029.29,7032.596,75,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA,(laughter),7032.596,7035.442999999999,75,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY," How about this? I'll take it, and I can
just carry you to your seat.",7035.443,7040.0070000000005,73,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA, Deal.,7040.007,7042.271,75,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, How are you carrying all of these weapons?,7042.271,7046.250999999999,78,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY, Because I'm really fucking strong.,7046.251,7048.764,73,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY,(laughter),7048.764,7051.775000000001,73,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY," You. Can I give him a pat-down, because
you're--",7051.775,7057.057,73,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Sure, roll an investigation check. I'll give
you advantage because you're really good at this.",7057.057,7063.282,77,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," I open up the coat just so she can see the
books.",7063.282,7065.692,74,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY, I don't think I find anything. 12.,7065.692,7077.277,73,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," You find two books and a modicum of change
and nothing else on him. He's actually pretty",7077.277,7082.654,77,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,sparse as far as collectibles and keepsakes.,7082.654,7087.147000000001,77,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY," I just thought your chest looked rather
square, so I wanted to see what was happening.",7087.147,7092.124,73,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," I'm practically concave. Is it concave or
convex, I forget?",7092.124,7096.3679999999995,74,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA, Convex would be funny.,7097.752,7099.120000000001,75,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA,(laughter),7099.12,7105.8859999999995,75,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," I'll hand her my shortsword, but not my
little crossbow.",7105.886,7110.715,76,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Okay, make a sleight-of-hand check to try
and hide that.",7110.715,7113.619000000001,77,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," Four. Oh, wait. 12.",7113.619,7119.603,76,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," You have advantage on that, technically,
right? Dexterity checks?",7119.603,7122.871,77,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," Well, did you give me dexterity or just
stealth? How does that work?",7122.871,7125.399,76,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," I think it's just stealth checks with the
blessing.",7125.399,7128.062,78,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, Let me double-check that real fast.,7128.062,7130.005,77,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, What the heck!,7133.139,7134.887,77,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," We're playing First Edition, right?",7134.887,7138.264999999999,76,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," No, it is stealth. You're correct. Yeah.",7138.265,7140.521000000001,77,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Sorry, I wish I wouldn't have said it and
then you could have had advantage just then, but",7140.521,7144.523,78,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA,I'm not a cheater.,7144.523,7146.198,78,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," No, you're not.",7146.198,7147.531,76,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM, Out of game.,7147.531,7149.143,74,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, You see him slowly pocketing this crossbow.,7149.143,7151.675,77,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY," No, no, no. Little girl.",7151.675,7156.376,73,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, I'm just a little girl.,7156.376,7157.791,76,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY, Give me your other weapon.,7157.791,7158.987,73,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," This is a toy for little children. All right,
here. I'm sorry.",7158.987,7165.698,76,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Are you keeping track of what goes with
what person? Because it's a lot.",7165.698,7169.675,78,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN, She's very good at this.,7169.675,7170.907,69,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY, I'm very good.,7170.907,7172.107,73,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," I just drag Nott five feet over. That is two
strikes against you. I think we should really just",7172.107,7177.886,74,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM,sort of enjoy the show tonight.,7177.886,7180.138000000001,74,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, All right. But what if someone attacks us?,7180.138,7182.356,76,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," Well, I'll handle that for you, okay?",7182.356,7185.526,74,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, All right.,7185.526,7186.768,76,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," Also, little girls don't tend to tell
people they're little girls.",7186.768,7189.076,75,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, This is my first time.,7189.076,7190.827,76,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM,(laughter),7190.827,7192.983,76,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," When someone is a goblin in the middle of a
town where people hate goblins--",7192.983,7200.472,74,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Stop saying the word 'goblin'. People are
going to hear you.",7200.472,7203.839,78,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," I mean, she's kind of right.",7203.839,7207.005,76,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM,(laughter),7207.059,7208.819,76,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," Technically, I dragged her away, but you
know, D&D is funny with what is known and not.",7208.819,7213.206,74,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN, I heard you over the earring.,7213.206,7214.923,69,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM, RIP.,7216.416,7218.0560000000005,74,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY," Wait, I didn't get your weapon.",7218.056,7220.2,73,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS, Hah.,7220.2,7221.938,56,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY," Do you want to stare at me all day, or do
you want to give me the weapon so you can go watch",7221.938,7230.206,73,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY,the show?,7230.206,7231.582,73,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS, That's an interesting choice.,7231.582,7233.161,56,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY, It's not really a choice.,7233.161,7234.918,73,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS, Sure.,7234.918,7237.906,56,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, What do you pull out?,7237.906,7240.621,77,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS, My falchion.,7240.621,7241.95,56,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, Your what?,7241.95,7242.928,76,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," A falchion, a large, curved sword, emerges
from a sheath on his back.",7242.928,7248.51,77,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, What is that?,7248.51,7249.772,76,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY," I twist it around a little. Play with it.
This is nice.",7254.04,7257.824,73,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN, Very nice.,7257.824,7260.151,69,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY, I like it.,7260.151,7261.625,73,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, It's a falchion!,7261.625,7264.673,76,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," You're going to hang out with us the whole
night?",7264.673,7267.512,78,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY," I'll hang out beside you so you can
watch.",7267.512,7269.307,73,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, Make a perception check.,7269.307,7272.496999999999,77,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS, 11.,7272.497,7275.983,56,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," 11, that's enough. As she spins the falchion
around, you notice that, affixed to her back, in",7275.983,7281.319,77,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"uncharacteristically clean leather towards the
rest of her outfit, what appears to be a",7281.319,7288.954000000001,77,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"slung-over sheath and a very large bladed weapon,
larger than your falchion, affixed to her back.",7288.954,7296.464,77,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," I just like how everyone says
'falchion'.",7296.464,7299.489,75,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM, It's pronounced 'felching'.,7299.489,7302.946999999999,74,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM,(laughter),7302.947,7304.996,74,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN," I'm going to pick up my cards in a very
specific order very quickly and start stacking the deck.",7304.996,7309.388,69,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY," All right, well. If you want to follow me,
I'll take you to your seats and I'll stand beside",7309.388,7316.079,73,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY,you the whole time.,7316.079,7317.374,73,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS, Fucking lead the way.,7317.374,7319.199,56,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN," Hey, Jester. Before you go. Tiefling to
tiefling, and thank you for keeping this rabble in check.",7319.199,7325.504,69,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Of course, you know, they're a lot to
handle.",7325.504,7327.625,78,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN, One on the house. And I pull two cards.,7327.625,7331.713,69,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, Yes? What are you telling me?,7331.713,7334.8679999999995,78,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN," I pull the Moon and I pull the Shadow.
Does this mean anything to you?",7334.868,7343.191000000001,69,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Oh, yes.",7343.191,7345.91,78,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN," Well, think about it. Put it away.",7345.91,7348.12,69,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY, Beau.,7348.12,7352.911,73,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, Both her and the half-orc turn to you.,7352.911,7355.653,77,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY," Little one. I just go over and I
fireman-style over my shoulder. Since you can't walk.",7355.653,7365.5470000000005,73,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA, Oh.,7365.547,7367.817999999999,75,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA,(laughter),7367.818,7370.223,75,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, Just carries her right in. Perfect.,7370.223,7371.882,79,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA, I turn back to the rest of them.,7371.882,7375.652999999999,75,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN, Such grace! Such form! Such dignity!,7375.653,7378.907,69,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS, The birds are out already.,7378.907,7381.5,56,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," At which point, the other Bo, Bo the
Breaker, goes ahead and collects five copper from",7381.5,7387.573,80,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"each of you as you pass through, so mark off five
copper, except for the two of you, you guys are",7387.573,7392.416,80,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,part of it.,7392.416,7393.965,80,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," If I skip around, will I be part of the
show and then I don't have to pay?",7393.965,7399.5,78,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN," Weirdly, being part of the show means
you strangely pay more. I'm not entirely sure how",7399.5,7405.103,69,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN,that works.,7405.103,7406.655,69,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," Nott, do you have five copper?",7406.655,7408.333,74,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," For you, Caleb, I do.",7408.333,7410.728,82,Nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," No, I'm not asking. I was going to help you,
but if you have it, you're good.",7410.728,7413.525,74,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," No, you've been spotting me all day, I'll
take care of both of us.",7413.525,7416.352,82,Nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY, Mollymauk. That Jester's adorable.,7416.352,7421.074,81,Yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN, I know. Highly entertained.,7421.074,7423.19,69,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY, I like her.,7423.19,7424.614,81,Yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN, I do too.,7424.614,7426.121999999999,69,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," So, stepping into the interior of the tent,
the rocky floor filled with grass and dirt and",7426.122,7435.309,80,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"various flattened groundscape on the outskirts of
the Ustaloch, you can see a thick, heavy",7435.309,7442.584,80,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"tarp-like material hitting the very edge where the
heavy dark blue cloth hangs from the sides of the",7442.584,7451.7699999999995,80,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"tent you're within. You can see where the seating is
guided across the floor, and there, already in a",7451.77,7457.686000000001,80,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"very packed room, you see a few dozen townsfolk
that have begun to gather in a semicircle. There",7457.686,7463.342,80,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"is the entrance flap of the tent where you guys
are walking in. As soon as you walk in, you can",7463.342,7467.248,80,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"see a central pillar, a heavy column of wood, a
tree that has been completely rounded off on all",7467.248,7474.678,80,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"sides, held aloft to carry the top of the canopy
of the tent itself. And across the way, you can",7474.678,7480.999,80,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"see a larger flap tent that is currently closed
that appears to be probably the performers'",7480.999,7484.481,80,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"entrance. You can see above you four hanging
lanterns that glow with what seems like a flicker",7484.481,7491.764,80,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"of light, but the pattern to them is consistent,
meaning it's not probably natural flame. Children",7491.764,7499.384,80,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"and people are beginning to mash around the sides,
and the space along the edges of the interior of",7499.384,7505.187,80,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"this tent is starting to get a little cramped.
Where do you guide them, Yasha?",7505.187,7508.558,80,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY," Did you guys want to sit in the front
row?",7508.558,7511.148,81,Yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," That's what we were told is the best seat in
the house.",7511.148,7514.2660000000005,82,Nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY, We want to sit in the front row.,7514.266,7516.048,81,Yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," So there's-- if you consider a semicircle
pattern here, there's-- if you're entering, you",7516.048,7522.094,80,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"can go front to the right, front to the left,
front to the center, anywhere in between. Where",7522.094,7526.319,80,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,would you like to be currently sitting?,7526.319,7528.407,80,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY," Front and center? Or do you want to be on
the sides?",7528.407,7530.653,81,Yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, Front and center!,7530.653,7531.916,84,Jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY, I take them to the front and center.,7531.916,7533.657,81,Yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Front and center, okay.",7533.657,7535.398,80,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," I'm going to keep my hand on my meager purse
for the evening.",7535.398,7538.825,83,Caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, Okay.,7538.825,7540.133,80,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," As soon as I sit down, I'm going to pull
out my sketchbook and draw the moon and the shadow",7540.133,7544.8679999999995,84,Jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA,card that Molly showed me.,7544.868,7547.406,84,Jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," As we're walking over, I say, hey, Yasha,
'cause I was totally on your shoulder, heard you",7547.406,7558.507,85,Beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA,"talking about my friend, Jester.",7558.507,7561.347,85,Beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY," Ah, shit.",7561.347,7562.727,81,Yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA, Yeah.,7562.727,7564.0689999999995,85,Beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY, I didn't mean anything by it. I just--,7564.069,7567.245000000001,81,Yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," No, dude. No, she's never mentioned a
significant other, so, I mean.",7567.245,7572.452,85,Beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY," Oh, I'm not looking for anything, I
just--",7572.452,7577.693,81,Yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA, Will you hold me through the show?,7577.693,7579.717000000001,85,Beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA,(laughter),7579.717,7583.883,85,Beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," Like, cradle me?",7583.883,7589.09,85,Beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY," That's an extra charge. We do do that,
though.",7589.09,7592.138,81,Yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA, How much?,7592.138,7594.917,85,Beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY," Well, it's an extra five gold pieces.",7594.917,7600.648,81,Yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA, Five gold?,7600.648,7603.139,85,Beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY, These arms are worth a lot.,7603.139,7606.125,81,Yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN," It's a very swaddling hug. You've never
experienced anything like it.",7606.125,7610.628,69,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY," It's the best way to see the show, if
that's how you want it.",7610.628,7619.04,81,Yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," I'll give you five silver just to have
your shrug to sit on so my butt's not on the floor.",7619.04,7629.214,85,Beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY, I don't take off my shrug.,7629.214,7633.782,81,Yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," Oh, sorry.",7633.782,7635.995,85,Beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY," How about you just keep your money and
I'll put you in a chair and I'll just watch over",7635.995,7642.599999999999,81,Yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY,your weapons.,7642.6,7644.133000000001,81,Yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA, Okay.,7644.133,7645.446,85,Beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," So she places you on the ground, as there
are no chairs.",7645.446,7650.222,80,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY," On the ground, I mean, because there's no
chairs.",7650.222,7653.71,81,Yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Oh, there's no chairs? Aw. I was picturing
benches. That's okay.",7653.71,7660.817,84,Jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS," There's no benches? Oh, fuck.",7660.817,7662.612,56,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Where are they going to transport benches
from place to place?",7662.612,7664.783,80,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY, That's a good point.,7664.783,7666.225,81,Yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS, Carnival? I don't know.,7666.225,7669.841,56,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS,(laughter),7669.841,7672.9710000000005,56,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Well, sorry, you have Fletching and Moondrop
to deal with.",7672.971,7675.366,80,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN," Bring a cushion from home like a regular
person.",7675.366,7677.513,69,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," So, as the music has died down and everyone
begins to crowd in and whisper to themselves,",7677.513,7682.589,80,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"eventually it begins to quiet a bit, everyone
having their seats. The familiar sound of the",7682.589,7689.914,80,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"fiddle begins to play, and everyone quickly gets
quiet, down to a hush. The music seems sourceless",7689.914,7698.7,80,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"in the interior of the tent. Everyone begins to
look around to see where it may come from. You",7698.7,7706.102,80,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"hear points of hushed ""look""s, pointing off in
different areas, and at the top of the tent, you",7706.102,7710.692,80,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"see, seeming to stretch and fall, like a slow drop
of water, the man in red you saw earlier descends",7710.692,7719.033,80,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"from the top of the tent, but now dressed
head-to-toe in a matching deep blue outfit and",7719.033,7724.939,80,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"full makeup, to where he appears out of the canopy
of the tent. He hangs from a rope by one foot,",7724.939,7735.818,80,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"it's wrapped around and clutched as his foot
catches the edge. Playing his violin",7735.818,7743.069,80,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"ever-so-slowly as he carefully descends, and then
at the last moment releases the rope and lands on",7743.069,7750.601000000001,80,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"his feet, continuing the music he's playing. He
slowly spins as the longer-haired elf leader of",7750.639,7759.7210000000005,80,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"the earlier parade that you saw, the one that had
marked back briefly to your two new friends over",7759.721,7764.69,80,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"here, enters the tent from the distant flaps, the
performers' entrance, his head now sporting that",7764.69,7769.719,80,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"same tall hat, flopping backwards at the apex. He
extends his arms, removing the hat, and takes a",7769.719,7775.963,80,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,deep bow as the crowd begins to clap.,7775.963,7778.346,86,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,(applause),7778.346,7782.905,86,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," ""Ladies and gentlemen of Trostenwald, I am
Carnival Master Gustav Fletching, and allow me to",7782.905,7792.199,86,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"""welcome you to the Fletching and Moondrop's
Traveling Carnival of Curiosities.""",7792.199,7799.004999999999,86,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,(applause),7799.005,7801.7570000000005,86,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," ""I ask you, each and every one of you--"" You
hear some children giggle as he makes eye contact.",7801.757,7808.061,86,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"""--grant us your imaginations this eve but a
trifle bit of time, and allow us to reveal a realm",7808.061,7817.590999999999,86,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"""of laughter, mystery, danger, and beauty. I see
you've already met Desmond."" And he gestures",7817.591,7828.993,86,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"towards the man in all blue who's playing the
fiddle. ""He'll be part of our story tonight, so",7828.993,7835.716,86,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"""keep a wily eye for the shifting fool. But first,
I tell you a tale of two sisters of the Fey."" And",7835.716,7846.827,86,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"as Desmond slowly leaves the tent, you see two
armored guards by where he is now have entered,",7846.827,7853.983,86,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"two of the Crown's Guard are stepping by the
entrance where he walked in, watch him pass. ""Lost",7853.983,7861.111,86,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"""without form into the mazes of the underworld.
There, where the body would break, they found a",7861.111,7870.62,86,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"""teacher in a mystical serpent, and the gift they
received was the ability to bend with this maze",7870.62,7882.449,86,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"""that captured them and slither their way back to
the surface to reclaim their place in the world.",7882.449,7891.321,86,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"""May I present to you Mona and Yuli, the Knot
Sisters."" As he slowly backs through the",7891.321,7902.175,86,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"performers' entrance, the two halfling dancers you
saw earlier, in the full bodysuits, emerge from",7902.175,7909.178,86,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"behind the Carnival Master as he discreetly exits.
They sport serpentine makeup, scales affixed to",7909.178,7917.244,86,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"the sides of their face and arms. Approaching the
central spire, the pole that holds the tent up,",7917.244,7926.025,86,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"one immediately leaps onto the shoulders of the
other, bending her back a near-impossible amount,",7926.025,7932.218,86,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"creating this humanoid sculpture that you see the
front row cringe at the idea of the pain that",7932.218,7939.096,86,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"would cause an average individual. But these
halflings are very nimble and able to create",7939.096,7944.853999999999,86,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"almost a single form out of two bodies. Their
rigid form becomes fluid to the eye as they move",7944.854,7952.602,86,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"and shift to the music, the violin now sourceless
once again, not seeing where this Desmond is",7952.602,7957.697999999999,86,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"placed, but they seem to move as it picks up
speed.",7957.698,7961.795,86,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," (whispers) It's like the serpent we fought,
you guys!",7961.795,7963.994,84,Jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," I was expecting more Ringling Brothers,
actually.",7963.994,7967.290999999999,82,Nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM,(laughter),7967.291,7969.593,82,Nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Suddenly, the top one folds over and slams
into the ground, tumbling across the center in a",7969.593,7974.2789999999995,86,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"wild display of physical control. The two of them
begin to tangle and wrap like two battling snakes,",7974.279,7980.512000000001,86,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"their bodies seemingly disconnecting from the
rigid halfling forms you had seen, and you swear,",7980.512,7988.362,86,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"for a moment, becoming serpentine-like as they
intertwine around the base of this pole. It's",7988.362,7996.305,88,gustav,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"beautiful and violent at the same time. It's
off-putting. And watch as they curl around the",7996.305,8000.737,88,gustav,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"base of this pole, the lights above begin to
become a dull greenish-blue, and get darker and",8000.737,8007.645,88,gustav,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"darker, presenting this imagery of the underworld.
One by one, they silently tell a tale of struggle,",8007.645,8014.8330000000005,88,gustav,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"crawling across one, then the other, one at a
time, using their serpentine-like forms as an",8014.833,8023.763,88,gustav,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"extending ladder, folding over each other as they
use every muscle in their body to cling around",8023.763,8029.596,88,gustav,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"this pole and ladder-step up like a snake. It's a
very strange but alluring sight, and you can't",8029.596,8039.018999999999,88,gustav,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"help but notice that you forget that these are two
halfling girls, and you find yourself pulled into",8039.019,8044.901,88,gustav,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"this wordless story they tell of climbing back to
their place, to the surface, towards the dark sky",8044.901,8052.840999999999,89,ornna,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"of lightless blue cloth. As the baubles that
contain the interior light of the tent begin to",8052.841,8058.705,89,ornna,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"glow brighter and brighter, their climbing becomes
more fevered. The two of them, arm into arm, leg",8058.705,8064.342,89,ornna,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"into leg, rolling up and swirling, until
eventually at the apex they grab each other's arms",8064.342,8069.516,89,ornna,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"around the pole before spinning downward,
back-to-back, legs outward, with a rapid pace, the",8069.516,8076.039,89,ornna,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"music coming to a full crescendo. Like a Maypole,
they both curl and twirl and then tumble to the",8076.039,8083.804,89,ornna,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"ground before the audience with a flourish, arms
in the air, and the audience erupts in applause.",8083.804,8089.272,89,ornna,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,(applause),8089.272,8092.232,89,ornna,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," As they both begin to back away, smiles on
their faces, nodding to each other, Gustav emerges",8092.232,8098.616,89,ornna,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"once more from the performers' flap. The fool
appears at the back entrance again, taking an",8098.616,8105.3,89,ornna,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"ominous tune with his violin this time, his outfit
no longer blue but deepset black. The hanging",8105.3,8113.773,89,ornna,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"lights darken once again as Gustav takes the
center stage. ""In a flash, beyond the ash, the",8113.773,8124.204,89,ornna,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"""gods all went and gone. The darkness came to
grasp, reclaim, and suffocate the dawn."" Suddenly,",8124.204,8135.683,89,ornna,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"out of the darkness behind him, a burst of flame
lights the room. ""But from that night, a burning",8135.683,8143.898,89,ornna,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"""light doth keep back shadows' bane. The strength
to fight will set alight the morning sun again.",8143.898,8153.0830000000005,89,ornna,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"""Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Ornna the
fire fairy."" And Gustav leaves the tent once more.",8153.083,8161.174,90,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"As you watch, a pair of metallic fans, alight with
flame, now frame the beautiful woman of short red",8161.174,8169.349,90,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"hair you had seen before in the procession. Gustav
slinks into the darkness and vanishes as Ornna",8169.349,8176.639,90,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"spins in hypnotic twirl, her simple dress of golds
and reds almost glowing in the firelight around",8176.639,8181.932,91,Bo,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"her, the flickering of the flames giving her the
visage of a warrior-goddess battling the dark that",8181.932,8186.335,92,Devil-toad,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"surrounds. The frenzied fiddle of the fool picks
up as she twirls the fans in her grasp, her face",8186.335,8191.101,92,Devil-toad,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"stoic and graceful simultaneously. The hushed awe
of the audience fills the air, watching this",8191.101,8196.258,92,Devil-toad,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"magnificent warrior strike at the shadows, the
lights above flickering brighter with each spin",8196.258,8201.045,92,Devil-toad,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"and dive, banishing the shadows from the room. She
matches the pace of the music, drawing to a",8201.045,8206.281,92,Devil-toad,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"crescendo, and leaps, and barrel-turns and
climaxes with her striking a powerful pose as the",8206.281,8210.504,92,Devil-toad,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"lights rocket to a victorious luminescence. Once
again, the crowd goes crazy.",8210.504,8215.662,92,Devil-toad,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,(applause),8215.662,8218.664,92,Devil-toad,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," This is really different than most
carnivals that I've gone to.",8218.664,8221.399000000001,93,Jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," It's very artistic, yeah.",8221.399,8223.298999999999,82,Nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Gustav enters as she exits with a bow, the
fans flickering out. He enters clapping at Ornna. A",8223.299,8238.431,92,Devil-toad,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"low drumbeat begins to beat in the distance as the
fiddle grows tense once more. ""Even as the sun",8238.431,8247.349,92,Devil-toad,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"""would rise anew, bellowing roars will quake the
lands of Xhorhas and beyond. Terrible beasts, now",8247.349,8258.527,92,Devil-toad,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"""freed from their dark masters, scattered into our
world."" (roars) A terrible, guttural roar shakes",8258.527,8271.248,92,Devil-toad,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"the room, followed by the sounds of grinding and
dragged chains. From behind the performers' flap,",8271.248,8277.47,92,Devil-toad,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"the half-orc, Bo, who you'd met earlier, the
Breaker, and the fool, who is now still playing",8277.47,8284.145999999999,92,Devil-toad,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"the fiddle, yet the bow of it continues to go on
its own as he drags the other chain with his arm,",8284.146,8290.807,92,Devil-toad,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"wrapped around his forearm. The two of them pull
something through the flap. It swells, and from",8290.807,8298.597000000002,92,Devil-toad,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"beneath it is revealed an enormous creature of
green scales, slimy-looking skin, and a corpulent",8298.597,8306.449,92,Devil-toad,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"form, large toad-like legs frame a rotund torso,
and muscular arms that are manacled and pulling",8306.449,8313.891,92,Devil-toad,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"him in. It fights and wrestles against the taut
chains as it's pulled further and further towards",8313.891,8319.847,94,Toya,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"the center of the tent, but is held in place by
the two men. It roars a second time. (roars) The",8319.847,8327.372,94,Toya,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"front row immediately pulling back and screaming.
You hear kids begin to cry. A handful of townsfolk",8327.372,8332.08,94,Toya,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"shoot to their feet, grasping the children in
fear, preparing to run.",8332.08,8335.788,94,Toya,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Have we ever seen anything like this
before?",8335.788,8337.902,93,Jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," Yeah, what's it look like?",8337.902,8339.13,85,Beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Well, he just described what it looked
like.",8339.13,8342.725999999999,93,Jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA, By name.,8342.726,8345.126,85,Beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," You have not seen this creature. Gustav
continues, seemingly unflinched by its approach.",8345.126,8352.288,94,Toya,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"""The devil-toad crawls hungrily--""",8352.288,8360.684000000001,94,Toya,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, But what does it look like?,8360.684,8363.296999999999,82,Nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM,(laughter),8363.297,8365.089,82,Nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," ""--into the land of the free folk, lording
over nightmares as they say, and what truth lies",8365.089,8373.221,94,Toya,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"""behind the eyes of this beast? What would be
learned when the guiding heart of innocence",8373.221,8379.73,94,Toya,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"""pierces the hateful soul and brings it to see
beauty for the first time? I present to you the",8379.73,8388.364,94,Toya,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"""vivid voice of Toya."" And as Gustav backs away,
the devil-toad struggling against the chains, a",8388.364,8397.317,94,Toya,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"soft, faint voice begins to slowly emanate from
the air--",8397.317,8403.317,94,Toya,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,(a voice appears in the background music),8403.317,8405.445,94,Toya,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,(exclamations),8405.445,8409.675,94,Toya,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Eyes previously locked on the frightening
creature now seek a source and find, atop a",8409.675,8417.554,94,Toya,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"platform within the chamber, high up on a small
platform set against the apex of the pole, a young",8417.554,8427.888,94,Toya,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"dwarven girl, maybe 12 years of age, her braided
golden hair clasped and her hands at her side, a",8427.888,8437.193000000001,95,Old man,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"white dress obscuring her feet. She sings with a
mystifying, mature voice that pierces your hearts",8437.193,8446.573999999999,95,Old man,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"with joy, unexpectedly and uncontrollably. The
crowd audibly gasps as one, the entrancing song of",8446.574,8456.877,95,Old man,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"this girl bringing every person into this music.
The devil-toad stops struggling against the",8456.877,8464.378,95,Old man,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"chains, seemingly caught by the sound of her
voice. Its face drops into a soft smile as it",8464.378,8471.533000000001,95,Old man,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"slowly walks towards the base of the pole and
sits. The half-orc and the fool drop the chains and",8471.533,8480.571,95,Old man,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"back away, leaving the beast free in its rapture.
Her voice almost begins to summon a chorus from",8480.571,8488.121,95,Old man,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"the ether, magical in nature, as there are no
others but her joining into this piece. Her smile",8488.121,8500.069,95,Old man,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"is infectious, and you can't tear your eyes away.
You only now realize the tears down your cheeks,",8500.069,8506.889,95,Old man,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"but you cannot break your gaze. From the front row
of the audience, on the left, a man stands up, his",8506.889,8516.295999999998,95,Old man,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"arms outstretched towards her. His dirtied cloak
falls away, his face and skin wracked with age.",8516.296,8523.872,95,Old man,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"You see his legs shaking as he stands, his cheeks
wet with tears. He shouts (exclaims). His arms",8523.872,8534.612,95,Old man,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"drop and clutch his chest. Gurgles a burst of vocal pain
once more, and folks nearest to him begin to lean",8534.612,8543.456999999999,95,Old man,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"away as he begins to shake. You glance over as the
old man yells out once more, as the skin on his",8543.457,8557.259,95,Old man,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"arms suddenly begins to tear, the bones splitting
from the flesh, writhing, cracking. Dust and blood",8557.259,8565.94,96,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"shake from his wounds as his form swells. Screams
begin to ring out from the audience around him,",8565.94,8570.802,96,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"people rising up and running for the exit. Chaos
breaks into the room around you. Toya's song",8570.802,8575.836,96,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"abruptly ends, the little girl looking down with
fright in her eyes, the devil-toad glancing about",8575.836,8579.991,96,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"worriedly, the half-orc and the fool rushing up
beside him to look at the transforming man. The",8579.991,8585.175,96,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"half-orc yells, escorting patrons to the exit,
""Everyone! Leave the tent now! Kylre--"" As he",8585.175,8591.430999999999,96,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"points to the devil-toad. ""--get her to safety.""
The devil-toad glances up and leaps with a sudden",8591.431,8596.327000000001,96,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"gust of strength to the top and grabs the center
pole of the room as it begins to almost quiver to",8596.327,8602.298999999999,96,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"his weight. He grabs the little girl safely under
his arm and leaps back down. What are you all doing?",8602.299,8607.653,96,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, I invoke Duplicity.,8607.653,8609.248,97,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," You watch as her form suddenly dissipates
into multiple seemingly copies of her form as",8609.248,8616.082,96,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,Jester.,8616.082,8616.969000000001,96,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS," Yasha? We're going to need those weapons
back.",8616.969,8618.947999999999,56,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," I turn to Mollymauk and go, man, I
thought it was kind of lame at first, but this is",8618.948,8626.169,85,Beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA,awesome!,8626.169,8627.427,85,Beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN, Everyone get out right now.,8627.427,8628.867,98,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA, This isn't part of the show?,8628.867,8630.225,85,Beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS, Not part of the show.,8630.225,8631.407000000001,56,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, It's too artsy.,8631.407,8633.532,99,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," The old man's body stops quaking, his flesh
now grey and mangled like an ancient tree trunk.",8633.532,8642.741999999998,96,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"He turns, his eyes blood-red and bulging, his lips
curled into a horrifying grimace. The two Crown's",8642.742,8650.081,96,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"Guard begin to try and make their way through the
panicked crowd, but the people, like a wave of",8650.081,8653.272,96,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"chaos, are keeping them at bay. I need everyone to
roll initiative.",8653.272,8656.787,96,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,(yelling),8656.787,8659.321,96,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," The miniatures come out, guys!",8659.321,8663.861,83,Caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS, First map!,8663.861,8665.904,56,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS,(yelling),8665.904,8668.715,56,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA, I rolled a natural one.,8668.715,8671.204,85,Beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, That bodes well.,8671.204,8674.124,99,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," So you guys, this guy is actually over here.
You guys are all up here in the front.",8674.124,8678.288,96,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Oh yeah, we were right in the fucking front
row. Look at us! We're so cute!",8678.288,8686.016,97,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN," Oh my god, it's so pretty.",8686.016,8690.506,98,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, We're all going to die.,8690.506,8692.882,99,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," Probably. But then the third campaign
begins.",8692.882,8696.044,83,Caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, Yay.,8696.044,8697.908,97,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," I like the tents and donkeys outside.
Amazing.",8697.908,8703.099,99,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," Look, Taliesin, it's a bardo. Oh my god!",8703.099,8708.368,85,Beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN," No, go for it. Oh boy.",8708.368,8715.997000000001,98,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," All right, so. 20 to 15?",8715.997,8719.917,96,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, 21.,8719.917,8721.514,97,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, All right.,8721.514,8726.288999999999,96,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Oh, wait, 22.",8726.289,8728.143,97,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, Nice. 15 to ten?,8728.143,8731.523,96,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN, Ten.,8731.523,8733.846,98,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, Ten.,8733.846,8734.518,99,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS, 12.,8734.518,8735.381,56,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY, 13.,8735.381,8736.046999999999,81,Yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM, 11.,8736.047,8736.998,83,Caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," So 13 and then ten and ten? Sorry, 12. So
Yasha got 13, then we have Fjord. And then 11. And",8736.998,8751.127,96,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,then we have Nott at ten. And what'd you get?,8751.127,8759.731,96,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA, Five. Rolled terribly.,8759.731,8763.296,85,Beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," There we go. Okay, so. Top of the round, as
this creature turns and glares about in the area,",8763.296,8773.685,96,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"this swollen form over here to the side, that's
what remains of the old man who had stood up in",8773.685,8781.035,96,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"the center of the chamber. Jester, you're up
first.",8781.035,8783.899,96,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Okay. Well, I'm just going to go for it,
all right? I'm going to cast Guiding Bolt on the",8783.899,8790.641,97,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA,monster that just appeared.,8790.641,8793.648,97,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Okay, as it turns towards you. It's a saving
throw, correct?",8793.648,8796.944,96,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Let's find out. You make a ranged spell
attack.",8796.944,8802.162,97,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, Go ahead and roll on that.,8802.162,8804.043,96,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Okay, okay.",8804.043,8805.278,97,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," Magic, you're using magic.",8805.278,8807.055,99,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Well, it's cocked. It was 20 and then it
rolled.",8807.055,8811.061,97,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, You said cocked.,8811.061,8813.489,99,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM, You're a cock.,8813.489,8814.966999999999,83,Caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," That's 11 plus-- what do I add to my--
Guiding Bolt, plus five. So 16.",8814.967,8821.317000000001,97,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, 16 hits. Go ahead and roll damage.,8821.317,8822.876999999999,96,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, Yay. 4d6.,8822.877,8824.629,97,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Yasha, you're almost on deck.",8824.629,8826.681,96,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Ten, 16, 18, and then any attacks in the
future-- the next attack has advantage.",8826.681,8839.539,97,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," How much damage was that? 2d6, 18?",8839.539,8841.373000000001,96,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," 4d6, you said.",8841.373,8843.333999999999,99,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Yeah, it was 4d6 radiant damage. So yeah,
it was 18. And then I'm going to run the opposite",8843.334,8858.826000000001,97,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA,"direction away from him, but I'm going to keep my
duplicate up there.",8858.826,8862.893999999998,97,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Okay, which, for your duplicate, I should
go ahead and grab something.",8862.894,8866.151,96,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN," Oh, you've got toys.",8866.151,8872.046,98,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," That backpack's almost as big as my dice
bag.",8872.046,8874.273000000001,97,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Almost. I was like, that's right, you can do
this, so I need to pull out-- we'll say for the",8874.273,8877.074999999999,96,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"purposes of this, you're-- we'll put you-- this
will be your duplicate, wherever you want to move",8877.075,8887.862000000001,96,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"it from where you are, so she moves there.",8887.862,8890.529999999999,96,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," So she's going to stay here. I can't reach
that far, but. Oh, shit, sorry.",8890.53,8898.878,97,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, Just let me know where. There?,8898.878,8900.871000000001,96,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Sorry, I didn't realize it was--",8900.871,8904.452,97,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, You can get there.,8904.452,8905.912999999999,96,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Okay, sounds good.",8905.913,8907.141,97,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Okay, so that ends your turn. At the top of
your turn, this creature closest to one of the",8907.141,8912.57,96,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"people nearby screaming, this young woman who's
trying to back away, it just turns toward her and",8912.57,8919.554,96,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"grabs and tries to tear into her with two strikes.
The first one, that is actually going to miss. She",8919.554,8928.104,96,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"ducks out of the way and begins crawling across
the ground as it goes for a second attack. That,",8928.104,8933.653,96,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"however, does hit, it's a 16. That'll do it. So
with eight points of bludgeoning damage, it",8933.653,8941.863,96,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"reaches down and slams its fist into her chest,
and as it does, she gives out this horrible yelp",8941.863,8947.177,96,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"as it rips into her and begins gnawing into her
flesh and pulls away with a mouthful of it and",8947.177,8952.707,96,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"stands up, its eyes scanning the room for the next
possible victim. It's going to begin to stalk",8952.707,8959.634,96,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"forward, coming up to that guy. All right, Yasha,
your turn.",8959.634,8966.126,96,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY," Okay. How close am I to them-- I want to
give them their weapons.",8966.126,8971.79,81,Yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," You're right there. You'd have to-- You're
pretty close to everybody. You could distribute--",8971.79,8975.034000000001,96,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"you could use your action to toss the weapons out
to everybody this turn, I'll say.",8975.034,8979.519,96,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY, Okay. I'll pass my weapons out this turn.,8979.519,8982.506,81,Yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Okay, so you'll spend your action throwing
them out to the individuals. So your shortsword",8982.506,8988.872,96,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"and crossbow clatter to the ground, and you
quickly scramble to grab them. Caleb's dagger",8988.872,8992.648,96,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"falls at his foot. Your staff gets tossed quickly
from behind you. Your falchion meets your arm.",8992.648,8998.282,96,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,SAM and MARISHA: Falchion.,8998.282,9000.304,96,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," All right. That ends Yasha's turn. Fjord,
you're up.",9000.304,9003.642,96,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS," Can I run up with the falchion within
melee?",9003.642,9009.482,56,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," You actually rush through Jester's form. You
watch the image dissipate as you charge through it",9009.482,9019.64,96,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"and meet up, face-to-face, with this large,
gnarled, horrible-looking creature. What are you doing?",9019.64,9027.118999999999,96,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS," Ripping the falchion, can I swing it into
the creature?",9027.119,9029.597,56,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, You may.,9029.597,9031.132,96,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, And you get advantage.,9031.132,9033.780999999999,97,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS," I do? Thank god, because that was a one.
18.",9033.781,9040.428000000002,56,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, 18 hits. Go ahead and roll damage.,9040.428,9042.164,96,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS, Nice.,9042.164,9043.364000000001,56,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, It's a real fight!,9043.364,9046.017,99,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, Yeah.,9046.017,9047.167,96,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS, 11.,9047.167,9048.603,56,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," We've got like a dozen hit points, we'll be
okay.",9048.603,9052.076,99,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," All righty. That ends your turn? All right,
you're done. That brings us to Caleb.",9052.076,9060.341999999999,96,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," I would like to use my movement to push as
far into the crowd as I can.",9060.342,9065.151,83,Caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Okay, going through the crowd is--",9065.151,9066.91,96,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," Half-movement? That's fine, sure. I just
want people in front of me.",9066.91,9071.239,83,Caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Push through to about there. You end up
pushing a kid out of the way.",9071.239,9073.871,96,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," That's great. That's exactly fine with me
and I will pull out the diamond and cast Chromatic",9073.871,9079.39,83,Caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM,"Orb, and I will send a ball of cold at the
creature that Fee-ord-- Fjord--",9079.39,9089.09,83,Caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," All right, go ahead and make a spell
attack.",9089.09,9092.396,96,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," Yes, here it comes.",9092.396,9093.852,83,Caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, Watch out for Fee-ord.,9093.852,9095.973,99,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM,(laughter),9095.973,9100.504,99,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM, My goodness. That is a 17.,9100.504,9103.163,83,Caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, 17 hits. Go ahead and roll damage.,9103.163,9104.916000000001,96,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Isn't Chromatic Orb like a really strong
spell?",9104.916,9107.715,97,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM, No.,9107.715,9108.793,83,Caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," There's Prismatic Spray. Chromatic is the
starter version.",9108.793,9114.377,96,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM, That is nine.,9114.377,9115.747000000001,83,Caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," (German accent) All right, very well done,
Caleb.",9120.35,9122.135,96,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," (thicker German accent) Now is the part
where we dance.",9122.135,9124.661,83,Caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," So as you push the child out of the way,
turn, putting your pocketed diamond out in front",9124.661,9129.696,96,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"of you, you focus and you watch as this beam of
light blue energy streaks past, just barely",9129.696,9134.746,96,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"coasting between a few heads. It slams into this
creature, as crystals form where the",9134.746,9139.518,96,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"wound and impact was. It cracks back into place
where it was. End of your turn? All right. Nott,",9139.518,9146.592,96,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,you're up.,9146.592,9147.755000000001,96,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," Okay. Having seen the beautiful dwarven--
girl, was it? Who sang and soothed a monster",9147.755,9156.172999999999,99,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM,"earlier in the show, I'm going to attempt to sing
and soothe this monster. So I step forward and I",9156.173,9164.76,99,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM,"open my mouth, and I sing, (singing badly) And I
will always soothe you!",9164.76,9176.083,99,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, Can I shoot an arrow at Nott?,9176.083,9180.673,97,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM, He's killing the memory of Scanlan.,9180.673,9183.406,83,Caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," I know, can't let that go.",9183.406,9186.375,85,Beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, Make a performance check.,9186.375,9187.983,96,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," Performance check. Ooh, it's really good. 18,
minus three, so that's 15.",9187.983,9194.76,99,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Okay. As you're singing out this discordant
sound, folks nearby are covering their ears and",9194.76,9199.634,96,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"glancing back and looking in surprise at this
strange creature giving off this--",9199.634,9204.83,96,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, Does it die?,9204.83,9206.13,99,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," No. However, it now, after taking a few hits
nearby, its red eyes-- or at least one red eye",9206.13,9211.739,96,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"slips over to look in your direction. That's as
much of an effect.",9211.739,9216.097,96,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, Fuck!,9216.097,9217.275,99,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM,(laughter),9217.275,9219.044,99,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Do you want to move, or are you going to
stay there?",9219.044,9220.363,96,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," Yes, I'm going to move, and I'm going to dash
behind somebody in the crowd, some weak-looking",9220.363,9226.017,99,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM,individual.,9226.017,9227.437,99,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Okay. You can get behind there. Okay. All
right, that ends your turn?",9227.437,9232.655,96,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," That's our M.O., baby!",9232.655,9234.573,83,Caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Beau, you're up.",9234.573,9235.813,96,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," Oh shit, okay. To RP my tragic one on the
first fucking battle a little bit, I'll turn to",9235.813,9245.177,85,Beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA,"everybody and go, guys, no, it's part of the show.
Molly said that people die. She was just a claque.",9245.177,9253.953,85,Beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA,"Okay. And then I run and I'm going to tackle the
zombie guy. Can I see if I can grapple him?",9253.953,9266.023,85,Beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," You can certainly, on the first attack. Go
for it. Make an athletics check.",9266.023,9270.58,100,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," Just straight athletics. Oh god. Do I
keep that? It's not good.",9270.58,9277.171,85,Beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA,(laughter),9277.171,9279.585000000001,85,Beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA, Seven.,9279.585,9280.898,85,Beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," 17. You attempt with your first strike, and
the creature just breaks away. Its strength is far",9280.898,9285.753999999999,101,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"more than you imagined it would be from what was
originally an elderly-looking frame.",9285.754,9289.564,101,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," I go, oh, fuck that. I don't know if
that's true, and I'm going to do a flurry of blows",9289.564,9296.765,85,Beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA,"and do two, pop-pop. That's unarmed, right?
Pop-pop.",9296.765,9303.318,85,Beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, That is correct.,9303.318,9306.359999999999,103,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," I do two, right?",9306.36,9309.522,85,Beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Yes, if you're using your ki point to do
that, yes.",9309.522,9311.207,103,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," Yes, I am. So first one, it's plus six?
Okay. First one is 19. No, 20. First one is 20",9311.207,9318.152,85,Beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA,"total, and then the second one is 15 total.",9318.152,9320.974,85,Beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, Both hit. Roll damage for each.,9320.974,9322.764000000001,103,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA, Okay. Not great.,9322.764,9328.115,85,Beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, What are those dice?,9328.115,9329.612,99,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," They're d4s, they're just fancy d4s.
Yeah. That is four, eight, 11 points of damage.",9329.612,9339.572999999999,85,Beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Between both? Great. So after the grapple
fails and it pushes you away, you go ahead and",9339.573,9345.873,104,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"pull back and then leap, kick it in the chest and
then uppercut it in the chin.",9345.873,9349.859,104,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," Yeah, that's cool.",9349.859,9351.239,85,Beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Looks back towards you. So that would be
putting you up base-to-base with it there. All",9351.239,9358.598,104,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"righty. Ending your turn? Okay, at that point, the
crowd is now screaming and begins to swell and",9358.598,9362.833,104,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"push in this direction. These folks all begin to
run back and around this way. This crowd begins to",9362.833,9369.136,104,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"push, the guards are trying to push forward, and they
can only get a little ways forward to there and",9369.136,9375.227,104,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,there. Everyone just shifts out this direction.,9375.227,9379.057,104,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," God, somebody's going to get trampled.",9379.057,9381.593,97,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," It's really a hazard. They should have had
more exits.",9381.593,9384.362000000001,99,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," I mean, it's a fire hazard, for sure.",9384.362,9386.233999999999,97,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Caleb and Nott, I need you both to make
dexterity saving throws.",9386.234,9390.749,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, 15.,9390.749,9395.788,108,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," Oh, pretty good. That is 17 for me.",9395.788,9401.988000000001,102,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," All right. You both manage to just bob and
weave through the crowd to prevent being trampled",9402.044,9406.675,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"and backing away from the chaos as people are
pushing through. The entrance is too small for",9406.675,9410.811,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"everyone to leave, and there's now a giant
bottleneck that's beginning to push up as people",9410.811,9413.823,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"are now screaming and trying to get out. They're
crying, and the chaos is just swelling into this",9413.823,9418.403,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"absolute cacophony. As soon as that finishes, the
devil-toad carrying the dwarven girl, who was",9418.403,9426.402,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"given a decree, exits out back with her to get her
to safety. These two begin to slowly back away,",9426.402,9433.436,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"seeing that things seem to be handled? And the
guards making their way in are looking scared at",9433.436,9438.176,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"each other, not really knowing what to make of the
current chaos. At that point, you watch as the",9438.176,9443.521999999999,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"woman whose chest was torn into by this creature
suddenly--",9443.522,9447.059000000001,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,(groaning),9447.059,9450.048999999999,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, --snaps up into place.,9450.049,9451.911,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Oh, shit. Okay, we have to keep them from
being dead.",9451.911,9457.476,97,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Top of the round. Jester, you're up.",9457.476,9460.462000000001,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Oh, god.",9460.462,9462.055999999999,97,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, What was your initiative again?,9462.056,9465.661,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN, Ten.,9465.661,9466.976,109,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Ten, oh, shit. That's right, you're with
Nott, that's what happened. So Molly, you go ahead",9466.976,9472.35,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,and go for your turn as well. My apologies.,9472.35,9474.519,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN," I'm going to yell to the back, open the
tent wide! And I'm going to pull-- how far away am I?",9474.519,9481.949,109,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," You're right there. You're in the middle of
the crowd as it's swarming around you and Yasha.",9481.949,9485.487000000001,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN," (sighs) I'm going to run around and see
if I can flank that creature, if I can move",9485.487,9495.946999999998,109,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN,"towards flanking that creature with the other
two.",9495.947,9498.359,109,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," You can't really flank it, but you can get
next to it.",9498.359,9502.073,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN," All right. Can I get close enough to
take a shot?",9502.073,9504.323,109,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," You can, yeah.",9504.323,9505.415,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS, Take a shot?,9505.415,9507.059000000001,107,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, You have guns?,9507.059,9508.669,108,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN," Well, old habit.",9508.669,9510.206,109,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN,(laughter),9510.206,9514.681,109,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN," As a bonus, I'm flipping it out, and I'm
going to activate the first sword.",9514.681,9519.144,109,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Okay, so you watch as Molly pulls the
scimitar out, and as he unsheathes it, draws it",9519.144,9524.211,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"across the side of his exposed chest, causing a
little bit of blood to spill out, and as it does,",9524.211,9528.436,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"he pulls the blade out, and you watch as the edge,
suddenly, ice crystals begin to build on the outside",9528.436,9533.973,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,of the blade.,9533.973,9535.212,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN, And I'm taking a shot at the creature.,9535.212,9538.417,109,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, Taking a shot?,9538.417,9539.681999999999,108,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN, Taking a slice.,9539.682,9541.023000000001,109,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, Taking a stab.,9541.023,9542.283,110,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, But with bullets.,9542.283,9544.905999999999,108,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN, That's 21 to hit.,9544.906,9549.681,109,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, That hits.,9549.681,9551.065,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN," That's not bad. That's eight points of
damage and one point of ice damage.",9551.065,9558.879,109,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Okay, so nine points of damage on the first
strike.",9558.879,9560.847000000002,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN," No, that was my bonus.",9560.847,9563.063,109,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," That was your bonus, that's all you've got.
Okay. So one strike, you cut across, and you watch",9563.063,9566.517,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"as you cut this wide wound open, exposing the
fleshy organs' interior, but they're frozen where",9566.517,9571.982,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"the wound cut through, and it's still holding it
together. It's looking like it's starting to hurt",9571.982,9575.485,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,a bit and fall apart slightly.,9575.485,9578.029,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, This is the bigger monster?,9578.029,9580.28,108,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA, So it's the one I'm fighting?,9580.28,9581.696,111,beauregard,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Yes. So that ends your turn, Molly? Brings
us to the top. So Jester, sorry, back to you.",9581.696,9586.507,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Oh, now I'm worried. I'm worried about
the undead. I don't know. Well, I don't think I",9586.507,9595.567,110,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA,"would know this, so it's okay. I'm going to say to
the air and say, dude, are you here, because this",9595.567,9603.017999999998,110,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA,"is like the coolest shit we've ever seen! And then I'm
going to cast Toll the Dead on the first zombie",9603.018,9612.69,110,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA,creature guy. And there's a bell that tolls.,9612.69,9616.917000000001,110,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, Toll the Dead.,9616.917,9621.224,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," Oh, that's fucking rad, dude.",9621.224,9624.854,111,beauregard,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," He has to make a wisdom saving throw or
take 1d12 necrotic damage.",9624.854,9630.617,110,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, Natural one. Go ahead and roll a d12.,9630.617,9635.228000000001,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Oh, three. That's lame.",9635.228,9638.667,110,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Three points of necrotic damage. So as this
deep temple bell rings out in the air above, you",9638.667,9648.276,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"watch as this creature who has turned and is
beginning to just whale upon the surrounding",9648.276,9652.047,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"allies that are curling at its sides, it seems to
retract from the sound and cover its ears briefly",9652.047,9658.85,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,before angrily lashing out.,9658.85,9661.014000000001,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," And I made that sound like it was coming
from my duplicate, and my duplicate's going to run",9661.014,9666.96,110,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA,"back a little bit and stand next to the pole.
Yeah.",9666.96,9671.527999999998,110,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Cool. Is that your turn? All right. The
standing creature that's now been sliced,",9671.528,9683.984,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"bludgeoned, and wounded by all three of you, is
going to go ahead and make two strikes at-- roll",9683.984,9690.267,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"randomly to see who it goes for. That's going to
be at Beauregard. It swings at you twice, both",9690.267,9697.112,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"with its giant massive clawed fists, just striking
out towards you. First one is 17 to hit?",9697.112,9704.822999999999,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA, My armor class is 17.,9704.823,9706.648000000001,111,beauregard,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Nine points of bludgeoning damage as the
first one just slams you in the chest. You feel",9706.648,9713.652999999998,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"the wind knocked out of you for a brief second.
The second swing's going to come at you. That's",9713.653,9718.322,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,going to be a 20 to hit.,9718.322,9719.832,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," Yup, yup, that hits.",9719.832,9723.156,111,beauregard,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS, This thing's swinging hard. Holy shit.,9723.156,9725.405,107,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," And that's going to be six points of
bludgeoning damage to you.",9725.405,9727.873000000001,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," What are you at, girl?",9727.873,9731.067,102,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA, Don't worry about it. I'm bad.,9731.067,9735.015,111,beauregard,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," It slams into you once with the fist, and
the other one grabs into your stomach, abdomen",9735.015,9739.786,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"region, and the claws dig in, and its jaw unhinges
and drops like a snake's.",9739.786,9745.509,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," I turn to Fjord and I go, I'm not a
claque, this show's bullshit.",9745.509,9753.009,111,beauregard,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," The other one is going to rush over towards
you, Mollymauk, as you're the closest one to it,",9753.009,9760.504,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,and is going to take one swing at you.,9760.504,9763.666000000001,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN," Yeah, no. I'm going to use Blood
Maladict.",9763.666,9768.059,109,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Okay, so you're using a reaction? You don't
have to roll anything for it. He just has",9768.059,9774.875999999998,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,disadvantage on the strike.,9774.876,9775.991,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN," Oh, that's right, because I'm not
doubling it up.",9775.991,9777.463,109,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," That'll do it. He rolled a 16 and then a
four. So as it swings towards you, you watch as",9777.463,9783.585,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"suddenly the reddish burning eyes of the second
creature go black, and it goes way too wide and",9783.585,9789.803999999998,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"misses you. You easily duck out of the way of its
first strike. As it runs past, towards you this",9789.804,9797.457,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"way, you get an attack of opportunity as it leaves
your attack range to attempt to swing around Molly",9797.457,9801.786,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,for a second strike. Go for it.,9801.786,9803.673,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS, That is 16.,9803.673,9804.953000000001,107,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, 16 hits! Go ahead and roll damage.,9804.953,9806.633,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS, Nice. That is 12 points of damage.,9806.633,9811.089,107,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," With this brief opening as it rushes past
Mollymauk, after its eyes go black, you watch as",9811.089,9817.859,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"it stumbles, its vision ruined. With that moment,
you swing out with your-- falchion, thank you.",9817.859,9824.833,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"Yeah, it's falchion, that's right-- and strike
across the back of its shoulder. You see what once",9824.833,9830.135,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"was this beautiful young woman is now this
swollen, horrible undead form lumbering past, and",9830.135,9838.19,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"you cut a heavy chunk of meat off of its shoulder.
It curves around and makes a second strike at you,",9838.19,9841.99,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"Mollymauk. This one without advantage. That's a
natural 19. Yeah, that's a 24 to hit. All right.",9841.99,9849.757,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"You take eight points of bludgeoning damage, as
the first one, you manage to move out of the way,",9849.757,9854.663,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"and as you spin your scimitar around, you glance
over just in time to have it clock you right",9854.663,9858.846000000001,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"across the jaw. Your vision blurs and doubles for
a second. That's going to end their turn. Yasha,",9858.846,9865.649,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,you're up.,9865.649,9866.766,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," All right, Yasha!",9866.766,9867.903,108,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY," Can I get to the big beast? Beast number
one? Okay, so this is the first time I've done",9867.903,9881.973,115,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY,"this, so hopefully I won't do this wrong. 
I would like to rage.",9881.973,9888.613,115,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY,(cheering),9888.613,9892.248,115,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY," I'm going to workshop it, I'll make
something later. For now, it's a placeholder.",9892.248,9896.971,115,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY,"Okay, I would like to rage, and reckless attack?",9896.971,9901.523,115,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Yeah, you can reckless attack any of your
attacks.",9901.523,9903.996,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," Is that something you can do right away? That
sounds like a later thing.",9903.996,9907.046999999999,108,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY," Is that something you do later? Okay. I
didn't get a practice shot at this. Okay. So I",9907.047,9913.362000000001,115,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY,just roll.,9913.362,9916.887999999999,115,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, You roll at advantage.,9916.888,9918.486,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY," I don't know how to play D&D anymore! I
just forgot how to do it.",9918.486,9921.167000000001,115,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Okay, but roll again, you have advantage.",9921.167,9923.805999999999,110,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY," Oh, reckless. Okay. 17?",9923.806,9930.203000000001,115,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, That hits. Go ahead and roll damage.,9930.203,9931.651,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY, I take out my beautiful greatsword.,9931.651,9935.222,115,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Freshly purchased. In fact, this is the
first time it's seen battle.",9935.222,9939.268,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY, It is the first time it's seen battle.,9939.268,9941.492,115,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," Google reported a weird influx of 'falchion'
searches.",9941.492,9946.36,108,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM,(laughter),9946.36,9949.002,108,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY, 13.,9949.002,9950.897,115,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, On the one that's already been damaged?,9950.897,9953.396,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY, Yeah. The first guy.,9953.396,9956.800000000001,115,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Yeah, all right.",9956.8,9958.199999999999,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY, Get the fuck out of my tent!,9958.2,9960.608,115,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY,(laughter),9960.608,9963.794,115,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Yeah, no, it does not make the save-- it
rolled-- yeah. So as you come down with your blade",9963.794,9974.733,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"and carve through its body, you watch as it curls
back, trying to reform and hold itself, but your",9974.733,9980.737000000001,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"blow was too strong, and its zombie-ish form
cannot maintain a cohesive hold on its form, and",9980.737,9987.777999999998,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"you watch as it just crumbles to the ground, no
longer moving.",9987.778,9990.294,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,(cheering),9990.294,9992.761,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, Yasha!,9992.761,9994.028,108,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY," Okay, okay, okay.",9994.028,9997.39,115,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Okay, that ends your turn. As you're there,
growling animalistically towards the creature.",9997.39,10004.348,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY," Ooh, that feels fun.",10004.348,10006.875,115,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," You have about five more feet of movement,
if you wanted to move.",10006.875,10010.255,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY," Okay, so I'm going to go a little bit
closer to-- wait, how many more are left? Just",10010.255,10015.974999999999,115,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY,"the other one? Yeah, so I'll get ready for the
other one. So a little bit closer to it.",10015.975,10020.912,115,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," All right. That ends your turn, Yasha.
Fjord, you're up.",10020.912,10027.44,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS," Shit. I'll turn and head towards
other tree-zombie fuck. I would like to use my",10027.44,10036.518,117,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS,bonus action to cast Hex on it.,10036.518,10040.321,117,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Okay. So you watch as Fjord lumbers towards
it, his large, armored half-orc form holding the",10040.321,10047.87,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"blade in his hand. Puts his hand out, and the
shadows suddenly swirl and gather around this",10047.87,10054.707,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"zombified woman's form and cling to it, like it's
holding it in place. So with it now hexed, what",10054.707,10061.852,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,would you like to do?,10061.852,10063.231000000002,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS," I would like to use my falchion to open it
the fuck up.",10063.231,10069.456,117,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," All right, go for it.",10069.456,10071.252,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS, 21.,10071.252,10073.878,117,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," That definitely hits. Go ahead and roll
damage.",10073.878,10076.429,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS," That's 12 points of damage, plus five
points of necrotic damage.",10076.429,10084.778,117,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, 17 points of damage.,10084.778,10086.435,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," Level two, that's major.",10086.435,10088.955,102,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," So, as you rush up, after the shadows gather
around it, it looks up to you, and it pulls back,",10088.955,10094.749,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"ready to strike, and you just shake your head, and
one large swipe of your falchion carves this giant",10094.749,10100.69,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"mark across its chest. Where the cloth and flesh
opens, you can see this blackened interior, where",10100.69,10107.441,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"the muscles are trying to move, almost like worms,
to regather and tighen. All right, that ends your",10107.441,10112.779,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,turn. That brings us to Caleb.,10112.779,10115.284,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," All right, I know that it's restricted
movement, but I will push this way through the",10115.284,10119.055,102,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM,"crowd so that I have a clearer shot, as far as I
can, and then I will re-up with Chromatic Orb.",10119.055,10124.217,102,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," You can push right about there. You just
barely pull through the crowd to the front to get",10124.217,10128.237000000001,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,a clear--,10128.237,10129.207999999999,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Hi, Caleb.",10129.208,10130.144,110,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," I certainly don't want to do that. I want to
stay in the crowd, behind people, and I will do",10130.144,10134.424,102,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM,"Chromatic Orb again, but this time, I'm going to set it
to acid, so see if it hit. Oh, that's not good,",10134.424,10143.104000000001,102,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM,it's 11.,10143.104,10144.089,102,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," 11 unfortunately does not hit. So as you
pull it out a second time, you're pushing through",10144.089,10150.857,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"the crowd and you pull up your diamond, and right
as you're about to release the spell, one of the",10150.857,10153.967,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"people in the crowd slams into you with her
shoulder and you get jarred off to the side. The",10153.967,10158.368,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"acid bolt of the Chromatic Orb flies off and
actually burns a hole through the distant tent and",10158.368,10162.922,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,then vanishes into the night sky.,10162.922,10165.438,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM, Hope that didn't hit anyone.,10165.438,10167.764,102,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," All right, that ends your turn, Caleb. Nott,
you're up.",10167.764,10169.761999999999,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," Do I have eyes on the biggie? Is Fjord right
next to her?",10169.762,10175.454,108,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Fjord and Mollymauk are both next to it,
yes.",10175.454,10178.664999999999,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," All right. I'm going to peek out behind
whatever patron I'm next to, take out my little",10178.665,10185.019,108,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM,crossbow and just shoot a little shot.,10185.019,10188.126,108,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," All right, go for it.",10188.126,10189.471,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS, Is it made of piano wire?,10189.471,10190.72,117,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS,(laughter),10190.72,10193.350999999999,117,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, 16.,10193.351,10195.445,108,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, 16 hits.,10195.445,10196.451,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," I like how every time you roll it comes
out.",10196.451,10198.173999999999,110,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," It does. This is very bouncy. Okay, so 1d6,
that's a four, plus four is eight, plus I get",10198.174,10205.217,108,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM,"sneak attack damage, 'cause I'm a rogue. Another
four, so that's 12. Is the creature bigger than",10205.217,10213.693000000001,108,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM,me? I will use Fury of the Small.,10213.693,10217.197999999999,108,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM,(cheering),10217.198,10219.758,108,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," To inflict another two points of damage, so
that's 14 points of damage.",10219.758,10224.741,108,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Okay. As you pull around the corner and
release your one crossbow bolt, it hits the bottom",10224.741,10232.745,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"of the chin and pokes out one of the eyes. The eye
goes flying off into the distance as the bolt is",10232.745,10238.08,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"now jammed outside of the socket. The creature
turns, glancing your direction. It looks pretty",10238.08,10245.748,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"hurt, but it's still standing.",10245.748,10247.712,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," Can I use the rest of my
action-movement-whatever bonus to look at the",10247.712,10254.703,108,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM,"patron I'm next to. Do they have any baubles or
jewelry on them?",10254.703,10261.536,108,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS, In this moment?,10261.536,10264.241,117,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," I'll say you can use your bonus action to
just look. There's nothing you can do this turn,",10264.241,10271.686,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"but next turn, you could. So make a perception
check.",10271.686,10274.601999999999,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," Oh, it's just nine.",10274.602,10277.018,108,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Nine? It's hard to look. You see this what
looks to be late-30s woman dressed in some sort of",10277.018,10285.435,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"general workers' clothing with a loose apron, and
she's just running and scrambling to get towards",10285.435,10291.684,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"the exit. You don't see anything of worth on her,
unfortunately. Sorry. All right, Nott, that ends",10291.684,10295.579,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"your turn. Molly, you're up.",10295.579,10297.162,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN," I'm still engaged with it, right? Okay,
I'm going to take two swipes.",10297.162,10302.566,109,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Okay, so you spin around. You pull your
second scimitar out, as part of the strike, one of",10302.566,10307.034000000001,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"them encased in ice crystals. So the first
strike-- make sure you mark which one's which.",10307.034,10311.123,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN," Purple's the ice. That's-- the purple is
12 to hit?",10311.123,10318.599,109,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, 12 just barely hits.,10318.599,10319.961,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN," Ooh. So they both hit, so that's good.
So that's going to be-- or all three, then, because",10319.961,10327.314999999999,109,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN,the other one is 21 to hit.,10327.315,10329.755000000001,109,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," That hits, yeah.",10329.755,10331.286,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN, The first one is four points of damage.,10331.286,10333.977,109,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, Four points of damage?,10333.977,10335.396,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN," I'm sorry, the magic one is six points
plus three ice, so nine points.",10335.396,10344.506000000001,109,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Nine points of damage, all right.",10344.506,10346.063,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN, The other one is four points of damage.,10346.063,10347.451000000001,109,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Okay. So the first strike hits, and as the
scimitar carves through, the body snaps and opens,",10347.451,10356.463,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"and it snaps back into place, the torso locking
back in. The second strike does how much damage?",10356.463,10363.5,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN, Four points of damage.,10363.5,10364.711,109,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Yeah. The second one hits again, and you
watch as the torso spins off. It looks like only the",10364.711,10370.590999999999,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"spinal column is holding it in place, but it's
managing to maintain its structure as it (snarls).",10370.591,10375.62,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,That ends your turn.,10375.62,10378.149000000001,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN," Someone, anyone? Yep.",10378.149,10380.588,109,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," All right, ending Mollymauk's turn, that
brings us to Beau.",10380.588,10383.24,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Beau, you got this.",10383.24,10385.837,110,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," In response to him, I say, I thought you
said you didn't let in the sick!",10385.837,10390.444,111,beauregard,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN, Just kill it!,10390.444,10392.083999999999,109,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," I come up and I want to do a flying
Superman (impact).",10392.084,10396.593,111,beauregard,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, Wham! Go for it.,10396.593,10400.408000000001,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA, First one. Okay. 16?,10400.408,10403.692,111,beauregard,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, That'll hit. Damage.,10403.692,10405.252999999999,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," I had my staff-- oh, I had my staff, but
I said--",10405.253,10410.136,111,beauregard,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," You said Superman punch, man.",10410.136,10412.532000000001,102,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," It's fine, it's fine. Six damage.",10412.532,10418.63,111,beauregard,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Six points of damage. Natural 20. You watch
as you sock it in the face and the jaw breaks and",10418.63,10425.034,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"then snaps back into place. As you land, pulling
it back, you can see some of the teeth are",10425.034,10429.432999999999,105,Environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"actually stuck in your fist as you pull back,
they've broken off into your knuckles.",10429.433,10433.317000000001,118,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," I go, oh, come on. I'm going to use my
other ki point to do flurry of blows again, and",10433.317,10438.001999999999,111,beauregard,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA,"I'm going to try and punch him in the bridge with
the remainder of his teeth.",10438.002,10447.836000000001,111,beauregard,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Her teeth, technically, this is the woman
that was killed originally.",10447.836,10450.819,118,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," Oh. I'll be like, you were so pretty,
too.",10450.819,10453.595,111,beauregard,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, Go for it. Two more strikes.,10453.595,10456.594,118,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," 19 and 18. Natural. And then, okay.",10456.594,10464.898,111,beauregard,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, That's a really pretty dice.,10464.898,10467.044,110,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," Eight, 12, 13 damage.",10467.044,10471.563,111,beauregard,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Natural one, no. So the second punch, you
swing wide and hit the side of the head, and the neck",10471.563,10479.22,118,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"snaps, and it's now stuck in a sideways position.
As it turns, the jaw, it pulls back one of its",10479.22,10485.814999999999,118,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"weirdly swollen clawed hands, ready to go for that
open wound in your gut, and as it does,",10485.815,10491.671,118,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,how do you want to do this?,10491.671,10493.923,118,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,(cheering),10493.923,10496.349,118,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS, First one!,10496.349,10498.252,117,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, First blood.,10498.252,10499.677,108,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," I'll do the uppercut with the other one,
and the one that has its teeth in it, I want to go",10499.677,10506.197,121,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA,"right between the bridge of the nose and get the
teeth right in the eyes and break the nose bridge",10506.197,10512.057,121,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA,into the brain. You know that thing? Yeah.,10512.057,10515.145,121,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," And as you do that, you slam into its face.
You watch as the skull caves in, the teeth",10515.145,10519.094000000001,122,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"piercing both of the red, bulging eyes. And with
this horrible sucking, sighing sound, it falls",10519.094,10525.507,122,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"onto its back, no longer moving, the shadows
released.",10525.507,10531.942,122,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," I grab my gash and fucked-up ribs and
immediately turn over me. Can I do a perception",10531.942,10540.914999999999,121,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA,"check or an insight check on any of the
ringleaders? On any of what was going on? The",10540.915,10545.521,121,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA,ringleader or the jester?,10545.521,10546.807,121,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," That was your turn, unfortunately. That's
your turn. At this point, the current threats are",10546.807,10553.258,122,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"down, and the crowd is screaming and rushing. The
two members of the Crown's Guard are rushed to the",10553.258,10559.243,122,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"front, weapons ready, and they see both of these
creatures bloodied and ruined across the base of",10559.243,10563.85,122,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"this. In the midst of the chaos, one of them
points and goes, ""You, you! Stay where you are!""",10563.85,10569.598,122,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"And you watch as the rest of the crowd slowly
pushes through, you see as Gustav",10569.598,10575.684,122,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"manages to make his way in. ""Dear god, what's
happened here?"" Looks over toward Bo the Breaker,",10575.684,10581.704,122,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"the half-orc who's now joined the rest of you.
""Sir, I don't know how he got in here."" And",10581.704,10587.402,122,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"everyone looks around back at you. Bo looks at
you, Gustav looks to you, Molly. ""What happened?""",10587.402,10593.494,122,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN," One of them turned. I don't know what
happened.",10593.494,10595.948,119,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," There was a sick guy! There was an old sick
guy and he turned into a zombie! And I run over",10595.948,10602.636,123,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA,and I cast Cure Wounds on Beau.,10602.636,10604.956,123,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," Oh, thank you, man. I'm really down.",10604.956,10608.505000000001,121,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Are you sick too? Did you get hurt? Hold on
two seconds. I'm going to cure her and then I'll",10608.505,10616.224999999999,123,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA,cure you too.,10616.225,10617.970000000001,123,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS," Yasha, have you ever seen anything like
this happen before?",10617.97,10620.47,117,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY, No. Never.,10620.47,10623.677,115,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Seven points, that's all I could cure.",10623.677,10626.846,123,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA, That's amazing. That's great.,10626.846,10629.869999999999,121,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN, I'm going to drop my sword.,10629.87,10632.396,119,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Oh, that's better for you, ten for you.",10632.396,10634.347,123,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Okay. At this point, the two Crown's Guard
that are there are trying desperately to maintain",10634.347,10640.473,124,gustav,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"control. You can see they're visibly shaken, and
they glance at each other like they're a little",10640.473,10645.453,124,gustav,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"out of their depths at the moment. ""Stay where you
are. Don't go anywhere.""",10645.453,10649.864,124,gustav,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN," Oh, wherever will I go.",10649.864,10652.231,125,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," And he turns to the one who's in the front,
looks to the other one who just made his way",10652.231,10655.682999999999,124,gustav,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"through, and goes, ""Sivelmen, find someone. Bring
the rest of the guard. Please!"" ""Right now, sir.""",10655.683,10664.041000000001,124,gustav,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"And he pushes his way towards the back as the rest
of the crowd runs out. Now everyone in the crowd",10664.041,10670.215999999999,124,gustav,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"has mostly pushed out of the tent, the last few
dregs pushing through. Children crying, people of",10670.216,10675.594000000001,124,gustav,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"Trostenwald just exiting out the flaps as they
close, and you're all standing there, weapons in",10675.594,10680.537999999999,124,gustav,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"your hands, wondering what to do.",10680.538,10682.336000000001,124,gustav,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS," What are the corpses doing now that
they've fallen?",10682.336,10684.314999999999,117,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," They're both unmoving, ruined, torn apart.",10684.315,10687.859,124,gustav,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, Can I search the corpse of the woman?,10687.859,10691.851,123,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," You can. As you go to move to it, both of
your forms merge. The Crown's Guard goes like,",10691.851,10696.936,124,gustav,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"""Don't move.""",10696.936,10698.518,124,gustav,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, Which one?,10698.518,10700.482,123,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," ""Both? Uh."" He looks genuinely confused.",10700.482,10706.364,124,gustav,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," When I'm going ""which one?"" I make my
second form just dart forward and start searching",10706.364,10711.838,123,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA,the body.,10711.838,10713.232,123,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Okay. It mimics searching a body. It's not
actually you. Begins rifling imaginary things out",10713.232,10719.694,124,gustav,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,of the pockets.,10719.694,10721.005,124,gustav,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Look at all the stuff that that one's
finding over there!",10721.005,10723.391,123,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA,(laughter),10723.391,10725.728,123,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Can he turn and look and I try to search
the other guy?",10725.728,10728.192,123,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Make a deception check to try and deceive
him to glance over.",10728.192,10733.044999999998,126,ornna,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, Not bad. 19?,10733.045,10737.931,123,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," (laughs) He goes, ""What, over there?"" Looks
over as you jump over quickly and begin searching",10737.931,10745.551000000001,126,ornna,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"through it, and you guys watch her do this, and
there's a clear line of sight. As soon as he turns",10745.551,10748.929,126,ornna,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"back, he's going to notice her rifling through the
other corpse.",10748.929,10751.952,126,ornna,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY, Is Gustav still in here?,10751.952,10754.045,115,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Gustav is now walking up, and he's hands up
in the air. ""I'm terribly sorry. I-- this has",10754.045,10761.219000000001,126,ornna,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"""never happened. I don't know what happened. What
happened?!""",10761.219,10763.501999999999,126,ornna,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN," We've never seen anything like it
before. He just-- he gripped his heart and fell",10763.502,10769.084,125,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN,over and turned into that thing.,10769.084,10770.862000000001,125,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY, It was when Toya started singing.,10770.862,10774.848999999998,115,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," Yeah, what's with the dwarven girl?
Why--",10774.849,10777.687,121,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN, Nothing like this.,10777.687,10779.048,125,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," ""She's been singing with us for over two
years, now.""",10779.048,10782.459,126,ornna,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," How'd she come to you? She's a pretty
young girl.",10782.459,10785.206,121,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," ""She had no family and she was singing in
the street for change. There was an opportunity.",10785.206,10790.726,126,ornna,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"""We seized it. We gave her a family she didn't
have.""",10790.726,10793.664,126,ornna,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS, Put your hands down.,10793.664,10795.230000000001,117,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," The Crown's Guard goes like (grunts). ""It's
fine, just don't move.""",10795.23,10801.124,126,ornna,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, Did I find anything?,10801.124,10804.573,123,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, Make an investigation check.,10804.573,10806.884,126,ornna,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," She uses a different dice for everything,
Travis?",10806.884,10810.909,108,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, Shut up.,10810.909,10811.967,123,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, Is that what I'm dealing with now?,10811.967,10813.433,108,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS, You're not even ready.,10813.433,10814.825,117,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, 14?,10814.825,10816.276,123,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," You manage to rifle through the old man's
body, through the stringy bits of gore, and you do",10816.276,10831.42,126,ornna,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"find three pieces of silver that are just coated
in blood. A few moments pass. The rest of the",10831.42,10844.331,126,ornna,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"people are gone, and it's just this awkward quiet,
and at this point you watch as Ornna, the fire",10844.331,10850.267,126,ornna,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"fairy who had previously performed, walks in and
is like, ""I'm sorry. What has happened here?""",10850.267,10855.662,126,ornna,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Your little dwarf girl was singing, and she
turns people into zombies.",10855.662,10861.472,123,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN," I feel that that was entirely
coincidental. I'm really not sure that the two",10861.472,10864.726,125,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN,"things were related. Something was wrong with this
man.",10864.726,10868.486,125,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," See, it's interesting, because I would
say the opposite. I would say it wasn't that",10868.486,10871.835000000001,121,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA,"coincidental, because--",10871.835,10873.176,121,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," I would agree, it seemed to happen with
this--",10873.176,10875.217999999999,102,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN," We've seen her sing dozens, hundreds of
times. Nothing like this has ever happened. I've",10875.218,10879.159000000001,125,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN,"seen people sit in the front row hundreds of
times. Nothing like this has ever happened.",10879.159,10882.5,125,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," Have you had the elderly or the sick in
these tents before?",10882.5,10884.67,102,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," Yeah, you also happen to be very explicit
on your page that you don't want the sick, so.",10884.67,10890.317000000001,121,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN, Gustav.,10890.317,10891.528999999999,125,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," At this motion, Gustav goes, ""It's generally
just because we want to promote a space of",10891.529,10897.008,127,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"""welcoming cleanliness. When we're working amongst
the outskirts of the Empire, we don't want to",10897.008,10904.365,127,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"""bring an element that reminds you of death and--""",10904.365,10907.809,127,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, You hate old people so much.,10907.809,10910.778999999999,108,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," ""Well, we're in entertainment. We have to be
cautious."" The single Crown's Guard guy who's",10910.779,10917.389000000001,127,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"sitting there with his weapon out, you can see him
shaking almost, he's never had to deal with",10917.389,10920.807999999999,127,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,anyting like this before.,10920.808,10922.571000000002,127,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN," Hold up. I've never seen that one
before. He looks really suspicious.",10922.571,10927.841,125,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, Towards him?,10927.841,10929.406,130,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN," No, the guy behind him.",10929.406,10931.278,125,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, (gasps) He does look suspicious.,10931.278,10933.829,128,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, Make a deception check.,10933.829,10935.258,130,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN, Sure. Eight.,10935.258,10940.068,125,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," He goes, ""Don't try that on me. I've been
doing this for over ten years.""",10940.068,10947.312,130,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY," Oh wait, look at him!",10947.312,10949.136,129,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," I cast Thaumaturgy and make it sound like
there's a sound coming from behind him, too.",10949.136,10952.653,128,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Make a sleight-of-hand check to see if you
can cast this spell subtly enough or not.",10952.653,10956.873,130,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, This poor guard. Ooh!,10956.873,10958.932999999999,108,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM,(groaning),10958.933,10962.815,108,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, Natural one.,10962.815,10964.297,128,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," As you attempt to cast this spell, a little
bit of spittle gets caught in your windpipe, and",10964.297,10968.971000000001,130,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"you begin to cough uncontrollably. Yeah, it just
falls away.",10968.971,10973.912999999999,130,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," (coughing) There was some popcorn that I
ate earlier.",10973.913,10977.221000000001,128,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS," You should know that whatever happened to
that first man when he attacked the woman, she",10977.221,10981.756,131,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS,caught whatever he had.,10981.756,10983.475999999999,131,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," ""And that is extremely worrying. Nobody
touch that body."" And he looks back and sees you",10983.476,10989.528,130,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"coughing over the corpse, and the guy's like,
""Don't you touch that body! Are you sick?""",10989.528,10996.174,130,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, (coughing) I have bloody fingers.,10996.174,10998.452000000001,128,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," ""Someone hold her down. If she's sick and
turns into one of these, I will not--""",10998.452,11002.32,130,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY, She's fine. Just calm down.,11002.32,11006.044,129,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN," Well, we've already killed two of them.",11006.044,11007.872,125,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, She's definitely sick.,11007.872,11009.701,108,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, Make a deception check.,11009.701,11011.853,130,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," That was cocked, unfortunately. That was a
good one. Oh, well. 16?",11011.853,11020.347,128,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," 16? His face goes white and he goes, ""Kill
the thing!"" And rushes forward, blade held above.",11020.347,11025.735999999999,132,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY, I take out my greatsword.,11025.736,11031.586000000001,129,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," What, you're going to kill a guard?",11031.586,11033.999,108,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY," Stop, stop.",11033.999,11035.94,129,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," He holds back. He turns to you and sees you
standing a full four inches taller than him with a",11035.94,11041.488000000001,132,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"much larger blade, with one hand, and he goes,
""Look, if she's going to become one of these",11041.488,11046.936,132,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"""things, we have to stop her now.""",11046.936,11048.648,132,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Yasha will totally kill me. Don't worry,
you can leave.",11048.648,11052.069,128,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," Jester. Jokes are great until they get
you killed, man. She's joking.",11052.069,11058.618999999999,121,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, (weak laughter),11058.619,11061.58,128,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, Poor guard.,11061.58,11066.604,108,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Immediately rubs his eyes. You can see him,
now that he's closer to you, you can see he's",11066.604,11070.235999999999,132,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"sweating, he's scared, he's generally trying the
best he can to use whatever training he's received",11070.236,11077.257000000001,132,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,to deal with a scenario he was not trained for.,11077.257,11079.079,132,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA, This is the King's Guard guy?,11079.079,11080.563,121,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," One of the Crown's Guard. The Crown's Guard
are all generally hired and trained militia that",11080.563,11085.464,132,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"are sent amongst all the cities to keep the
peace.",11085.464,11087.146,132,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," What's your name, man?",11087.146,11089.374,121,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN," Wow, he's really shook up.",11089.374,11095.259,125,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, Jamieson.,11095.259,11096.842,108,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," ""Flynn.""",11096.842,11100.016000000001,132,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," Flynn. How long you been doing this, you
said ten years?",11100.016,11104.023,121,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," ""Ten years two months ago.""",11104.023,11106.953,132,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," Oh. Happy ten year-i-versary. Yeah,
congrats. Did you get a nice watch or like a",11106.953,11116.329,121,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA,commemorative tankard?,11116.329,11117.686,121,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS, They don't have watches yet.,11117.686,11118.945,131,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," Shit. Did you get a commemorative
tankard? Forget the watch part.",11118.945,11121.313,121,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," ""No. Don't move.""",11121.313,11124.72,132,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," I'm not moving, man. Hey. Hey, Flynn.
Hey, man. How about first we put the swords down,",11124.72,11134.994999999999,121,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA,because we helped? Yeah.,11134.995,11138.266000000001,121,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," Are any of us high charisma? 'Cause it don't
seem like it.",11138.266,11144.788,108,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," At this point, the flaps at the front of the
tent, the entranceway, fold in and you watch as",11144.788,11148.755000000001,132,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"one, two, three, four, six, ten Crown's Guard
begin filtering into the chamber. You watch as one",11148.755,11159.098999999998,132,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"man, the one who has his helmet off and under his
shoulder, he's maybe in his early 40s or so, short",11159.099,11167.765,134,watchmaster,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"brown hair with patches of grey. Somewhat
jaundiced skin. Molly, you've encountered this man",11167.765,11173.448999999999,134,watchmaster,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"once before when you entered the city. He
approaches Gustav right now with a commanding",11173.449,11178.86,134,watchmaster,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"voice. ""I had a gut feeling that you were nothing
but trouble when you came into our town."" Gustav",11178.86,11188.132000000001,134,watchmaster,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"turns around. ""I guarantee to you, my friend, I
have no idea--"" ""What happened here?"" The Crown's",11188.132,11194.954,134,watchmaster,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"Guard who's been shaken turns around and goes,
""Sir, Flynn. There was a creature. This carnival",11194.954,11203.351,134,watchmaster,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"""seemed to create some sort of terrible entity that
killed and then created a secondary beast. I",11203.351,11211.167000000001,134,watchmaster,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"""watched it with my own eyes from the back row.""
And the man turns back towards Gustav and the rest",11211.167,11217.988,134,watchmaster,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"of you. ""And who else saw that?""",11217.988,11221.421,134,watchmaster,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS, We did.,11221.421,11222.991,131,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Well, we saw an old guy turn into a zombie.
But it's possible that he just died because he was",11222.991,11228.432999999999,128,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA,"old, and then he had the zombie curse on him and
just turned, you know? Because that happens a lot.",11228.433,11234.6,128,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN," (deadpan) Gustav, it's no use, we've
been found out. Our terrible plot to make a zombie",11234.6,11239.414,125,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN,"rampage through our carnival has been discovered.
Whatever will we do now that we've been discovered",11239.414,11243.92,125,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN,"for our brilliant plot to make a zombie ruin our
circus. My god.",11243.92,11248.723,125,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Flynn turns to you and goes, ""Put your
weapons down or we'll arrest you immediately!""",11248.723,11251.859,134,watchmaster,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN," I'm literally holding nothing but my
hands.",11251.859,11254.076000000001,125,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," I mean, I'm sorry, but we're basically a
group of strangers. Most of us don't know each",11254.076,11257.866999999998,133,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM,"other. We all have the same story. There was a
show, an old man became a thing, and we helped",11257.867,11263.533,133,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM,"destroy it. This one destroyed it. What more do
you want from us?",11263.533,11266.777,133,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN, It ruined our show.,11266.777,11268.293,125,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Flynn turns back and says, ""Watchmaster,
what should we do?"" And the man with the helmet",11268.293,11274.675,134,watchmaster,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"under his arm walks forward, walks to Gustav,
gives him one look over, still a few inches",11274.675,11278.536,134,watchmaster,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"shorter than him. Looks at him with a sense of
purpose and social status that has a sense of",11278.536,11286.897,134,watchmaster,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"disinterest and disrespect. ""You, sir, and your
orc, and your circus, are considered currently",11286.897,11299.739000000001,134,watchmaster,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"""under arrest. Who else belongs to your merry
band?"" He looks about the rest and Gustav goes,",11299.739,11309.628999999999,136,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"""The orc."" Glances back at the two of you and
goes, ""The rest of them are just purveyors of our",11309.629,11323.438,138,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"""performances. He was just joking earlier, right?""
Make a deception check.",11323.438,11330.445,138,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, Oh boy.,11330.445,11332.954,108,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN, Nope.,11332.954,11337.317,137,flynn,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," ""And you are also under arrest. The rest of
you, what are your names?""",11337.317,11348.006,138,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, Shirley.,11348.006,11349.921,135,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, Temple.,11349.921,11351.802,108,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM,(muffled laughter),11351.802,11354.964,108,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM, Caleb Widogast.,11354.964,11357.476,133,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," Beau, same as him.",11357.476,11361.704,121,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS, Bo.,11361.704,11363.271999999999,139,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS,(laughter),11363.272,11365.562000000002,139,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, I am Bo!,11365.562,11367.16,108,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS, You pointed at me.,11367.16,11371.292,139,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA, I meant the NPC Bo! But it works!,11371.292,11374.905999999999,121,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY," Here's the thing. Oh, it's Mary by the
way, but I think I know who might know what has",11374.906,11386.968,129,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY,happened here.,11386.968,11388.719000000001,129,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," ""Do you? Tell me.""",11388.719,11390.011999999999,138,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY, I'll have to go get her.,11390.012,11393.761,129,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," ""Who is this?""",11393.761,11397.536,138,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY," She is the singer that made this all
happen.",11397.536,11401.943,129,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," ""Flynn, escort this woman to retrieve this
individual she speaks of."" Flynn nods and walks",11401.943,11411.268999999998,138,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,over towards you.,11411.269,11412.926,138,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," She's really shy, though, and I hear she
only talks to tieflings, so you should probably send--",11412.926,11418.488,135,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," ""Stay where you are.""",11418.488,11420.196,138,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," --my brother along, because he's really good
with that stuff.",11420.196,11422.56,135,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN," Try not to stab any random people on
your way there, Flynn. You're doing good.",11422.56,11427.707999999999,137,flynn,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," ""My men tell me that the rest of you helped
destroy these fiends. Is that correct?""",11427.708,11434.423,141,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," ""Then on behalf of the Starosta, I
appreciate your aid. But until this investigation",11436.752,11441.911,142,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"""is complete, you are all under investigation from
us. Where are you staying?""",11441.911,11448.162,142,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS, The Nestled Nook Inn.,11448.162,11451.286,139,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, Nested Nook.,11451.286,11453.863,108,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, Nestled. He got it right.,11453.863,11457.362,144,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," Oh, shit. One letter. God damn it.",11457.362,11460.63,108,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS," I have an intelligence of 14. I know what
I'm doing.",11460.63,11463.321,139,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," ""Do not leave this city unless you are told
otherwise. Should you do so, I have your names,",11463.321,11474.637,144,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"""and I can have the full might of the Cerberus
Assembly track you down. You. Flynn. Free this",11474.637,11482.906,144,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"""girl."" While you all stand in the tent, Flynn
approaches you and walks a little bit behind you,",11482.906,11488.247000000001,144,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"weapon drawn but at the side. Do you lead him out
of the tent? Okay. So you walk through the",11488.247,11494.956,144,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"performer's flap, and as you walk out, you can see
backed up into the number of tents that are set",11494.956,11502.802,144,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"up, and some of the carts, other members of the
circus are hiding, and as soon as you exit out",11502.802,11509.716,144,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"the front and they see you before the Crown's
Guard, they all immediately scatter and vanish to",11509.716,11514.063,144,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"the nearby shadows, out of sight. The two of you
walk out into the center, the fire crackling in a",11514.063,11521.357,144,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"small pit off to the side. ""All right, where is
this girl you speak of?""",11521.357,11527.088,144,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY, She's in the back in the tents.,11527.088,11529.72,143,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," ""Show me.""",11529.72,11531.811,144,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY, Follow me.,11531.811,11533.907,143,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," He follows you. Which tent do you lead him
to? Over here? Okay, there's a larger tent, as he",11533.907,11539.989,144,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"walks by your side, there's the flap that's
slightly open.",11539.989,11543.685,144,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," God, you could seduce him.",11543.685,11545.63,108,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY," Go get her. She won't talk to me. She's
too scared of me.",11545.63,11554.952,143,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," ""All right."" Gets his weapon ready and walks
into the tent.",11554.952,11560.568,144,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY, I close the tent and I take off.,11560.568,11563.465999999999,143,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Okay. There's a few moments before, in the
distance, you hear a voice say, ""The tent is",11563.466,11573.846,144,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"""empty. What are you talking about? Hello?
Helloooo?""",11573.846,11582.426,144,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,(laughter),11582.426,11584.244999999999,144,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," And you don't look back, and you just run
into the darkness of night, into the Marrow Fields",11584.245,11588.890000000001,144,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,and disappear.,11588.89,11591.731,144,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, But that's so mysterious.,11591.731,11593.983,108,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," While that was happening, I'm close to the
edge of the tent, and at some point I just (snap)",11593.983,11601.494,133,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM,"and summoned Frumpkin. I have a 30-feet outside
the tent, so Frumpkin's out there.",11601.494,11610.026,133,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Okay. Frumpkin keeps watch. The Watchmaster,
as you heard him notified earlier, turns to the",11610.026,11617.595,144,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"rest of you. ""So. The investigation will begin. If
any information comes to light that could",11617.595,11626.72,144,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"""alleviate you of the charges brought to this
carnival, come to me and let me know. If you have",11626.72,11637.381,144,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"""no answers before we complete this investigation,
then I believe you all will fall into the judgment.""",11637.381,11645.001999999999,144,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA," Next time we don't help. That's what it
comes down to.",11645.002,11651.028,135,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," I know, we got paid the first time we
helped, and then we got arrested the second time.",11651.028,11655.2,121,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA,I don't know what lesson to learn here.,11655.2,11656.754,121,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, Just say okay and let's leave.,11656.754,11658.268,108,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," Yeah, yeah.",11658.268,11659.69,133,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," So the guards escort you out of the tent.
Molly, you're stuck behind with Gustav and Bo the",11659.69,11667.071,144,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"Breaker, with a guard of five Crown's Guards set
to keep watch. As the rest of you are sent to the",11667.123,11674.314,144,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"city, the Watchmaster turns once more and says,
""Remember, you flee, I'll find you.""",11674.314,11683.126,144,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,And that's where we'll end tonight's session.,11683.126,11685.926,144,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, No way! What? No! I want to keep playing.,11685.926,11689.239,108,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN," I'm so excited, this is great.",11689.239,11691.770999999999,137,flynn,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM, It's a good spot.,11691.771,11693.513,133,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY," We did it, we did it.",11693.513,11696.342,143,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS, Holy shit.,11696.342,11698.405,139,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, We have to get Molly out!,11698.405,11700.101,135,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM, (sighs) Everything's better with Molly.,11700.101,11703.142,108,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM,(laughter),11703.142,11707.525,108,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN, Truer words were never spoken.,11707.525,11709.574,137,flynn,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Well, guys, welcome to the new campaign.
Season two, I guess.",11709.574,11716.123000000001,144,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM, Oh my goodness.,11716.123,11717.431,133,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA, It feels so weird.,11717.431,11719.768,121,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," Look at these cool Wyrmwood cases that we
have!",11719.768,11724.353,108,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, Fucking Sam. I swear to god.,11724.353,11727.045999999998,144,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," I used 100% new dice. No repeats from
Keyleth.",11727.046,11731.944,121,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS," Yeah, totally new dice.",11731.944,11733.703,139,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN, I kept the Gil die.,11733.703,11735.448999999999,137,flynn,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, I used some new dice.,11735.449,11737.065,135,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS, What are you talking about?,11737.065,11738.646,139,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LAURA, Some new dice.,11738.646,11739.936000000002,135,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, I used this beautiful little--,11739.936,11742.107,144,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TALIESIN, Fuck you.,11742.107,11744.429,137,flynn,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, The Snitch is mine now.,11744.429,11746.62,144,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
LIAM," Look at all the 20s Taliesin rolled
tonight.",11746.62,11748.926000000001,133,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, I know. Oh man. I'm excited.,11748.984,11757.226,144,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," Such cool characters, guys!",11757.226,11759.257000000001,108,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, I'm excited to see where this goes.,11759.257,11760.956,144,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," I still don't know what half of you guys are.
What's Travis?",11760.956,11766.593,108,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Everyone did something that revealed them
tonight.",11766.593,11769.528,144,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," I don't know nothing, I don't know how to
play D&D.",11769.528,11772.464,108,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA," Should we all say in case you're Sam and
you don't know?",11772.464,11774.869,121,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
TRAVIS, I'm a ballerina.,11774.869,11776.313,139,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA, He's a prima.,11776.313,11777.814,121,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Well, guys. Happy New Year. Welcome back,
Happy New Year to you guys. Thank you for coming",11777.814,11785.678,144,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"along with us on this first episode of a new
journey. Thank you, Backblaze and DnD Beyond, for",11785.678,11790.645,144,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"being awesome sponsors partnered with us going
forward. Thank you, Wyrmwood, for this amazing",11790.645,11796.419,144,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"table. Thank you guys for coming along with us
this evening for our first dive into this new",11796.419,11803.323,144,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,venture. Hope you enjoyed it. We did.,11803.323,11806.28,144,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MARISHA, Thank you to our amazing crew.,11806.28,11808.283000000001,121,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," Thank you, Matt Mercer, for this amazing new
campaign! Welcome to Wildemount.",11808.283,11813.472,108,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT, I'm excited.,11813.472,11814.946,144,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
SAM," Thanks, Yev.",11814.946,11817.751,108,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Guys, have a wonderful evening. We'll see
you next week. See where this next stage in the",11817.751,11827.588,144,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,"story takes us. Ashley, I'm glad you could make it
for this first episode.",11827.588,11830.016,144,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
ASHLEY," Yeah, me too.",11830.016,11832.33,143,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," Until then, have a wonderful night, sleep
well, and is it Thursday yet? Good night!",11832.33,11838.158,144,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,(cheering),11838.158,11840.886999999999,144,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT,[music],11840.887,12271.832,144,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
MATT," And welcome to tonight's episode of Critical
Role, where a bunch of us nerdy-ass voice actors",0.432,3.662,2,matt,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,sit around and play Dungeons & Dragons.,3.662,5.641,2,matt,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, Dungeons & Dragons!,5.641,8.258,1,fjord,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Or that. We also do that, I guess.",8.258,10.735999999999999,2,matt,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," That's the same embarrassment that you
feel about us; the way we're feeling about you now.",10.736,13.641,3,mollymauk,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, What the fuck was that?!,13.641,15.81,2,matt,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Where we play Dungeons & Dragons!,15.81,18.958000000000002,4,veth,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Oh my god. Welcome. We're already loopy,
what could possibly go wrong? So yes, welcome!",18.958,25.793,2,matt,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"Before we jump into tonight's game, we have some
announcements to get through real fast so hold",25.793,28.846,2,matt,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"tight for just a moment. First and foremost,
continuing tonight's sponsorship with our friends",28.846,33.484,2,matt,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"at D&D Beyond. Our now long-term partner. We're
super excited to be working with them for the",33.484,41.054,2,matt,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"foreseeable future for the time being with the
show. Sam, you have some words, I believe.",41.054,44.456,2,matt,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," To plug our good friends at D&D Beyond, I
need my fellow castmates to help me. Can we",44.456,49.426,4,veth,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM,"practice? Can you all say, ""Boo""?",49.426,51.47,4,veth,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," Can you all say, ""Yay""?",53.047,54.428999999999995,4,veth,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," Okay, the official digital toolset for
Critical Role is D&D Beyond.",55.788,60.199,4,veth,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," A great service to organize everything D&D.
Rules, spells, character sheets, and more, all",61.755,66.37700000000001,4,veth,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM,with a pesky pen and paper?,66.377,68.178,4,veth,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," No! You can access it digitally on your
computer, mobile, or tablet.",70.195,74.847,4,veth,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," The cast is using D&D Beyond every week,
except for Taliesin.",76.797,81.484,4,veth,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," Just kidding, he is!",83.207,84.708,4,veth,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," I have to use both the boo and the yay or
else it doesn't make sense. He can do cool stuff",86.428,94.583,4,veth,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM,"like activate Critical Role content in his
character builder and create a blood hunter.",94.583,99.201,4,veth,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," And do you think they charge an arm and a
leg?",100.74,103.19699999999999,4,veth,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," No, they don't!",105.134,107.518,4,veth,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," D&D Beyond is offering a discount of $10 off
any digital book in their shop. Use code",109.821,114.851,4,veth,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM,"""beginnings"" at checkout.",114.851,117.016,4,veth,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," So check them out at dndbeyond.com. Is that D
and D Beyond?",118.61,122.733,4,veth,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," No, is that D-N-D Beyond?",124.034,127.012,4,veth,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, And this spot was written by Sam Riegel.,128.398,130.65,4,veth,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Thank you so much, Sam. And thank you, D&D
Beyond, for being our partners for this new",135.732,141.88,2,matt,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,campaign.,141.88,143.30599999999998,2,matt,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Oh man. Talks Machina, of course, our after
talk show about this episode will be on next",150.866,160.93200000000002,2,matt,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"Tuesday, as it is every Tuesday, after the show at
7:00pm Pacific here on Twitch and Project Alpha,",160.932,166.20499999999998,2,matt,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"with our host Brian W. Foster. (burp) I always
burp when I say his name. I wonder what that says",166.205,170.018,2,matt,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,about him. I don't know why.,170.018,172.019,2,matt,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," It's the cabbage. So check that out. Merch,
Laura.",173.912,177.919,2,matt,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Great, thank you, Laura. Podcast. Episode
one of this campaign is already up. So those of",229.97,239.511,2,matt,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"you following in podcast form or have friends who
have been waiting to listen to the podcast on",239.511,242.593,2,matt,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"their commute; it is available, the first episode.
Every Thursday morning, we'll have the episode of",242.593,249.01999999999998,2,matt,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"the previous week available and we'll be keeping
those up consistently as the campaign progresses,",249.02,252.55700000000002,2,matt,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"and we also have the entire story of Vox Machina
currently available on podcast. Makes me happy.",252.557,258.87399999999997,2,matt,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"Once again, we are firmly in support of our
longtime charity partners, 826LA. They do awesome",258.874,267.06600000000003,2,matt,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"work teaching creative writing classes for
children who normally wouldn't have the",267.066,271.743,2,matt,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"opportunity to get involved. They do phenomenal
work. I recommend that you research them and if",271.743,277.558,2,matt,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"you can, either help with a donation or actually,
you can donate your time as well to help teach and",277.558,282.688,2,matt,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"be part of the program if one is near you. Go
check it out.",282.688,285.56899999999996,2,matt,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Yeah. Run a game for a bunch of cool
teenagers and show them how awesome this game is.",306.951,311.16400000000004,2,matt,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Or dorky eight-year-olds or teenagers.,314.091,316.676,4,veth,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Those are the same, Sam.",316.676,318.579,2,matt,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," I like to think I was always cool. No, it's
not true at all. I'm still trying to get there.",320.495,327.572,2,matt,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"All right, cool! Appearances. Laura and Travis
will be at Emerald City Comic Con in Seattle,",327.572,333.69100000000003,2,matt,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"March 2nd to the 4th. If you're up in that area,
go over and say hi to them. I will be at Lexington",333.691,338.681,2,matt,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"Comic and Toy Con in Lexington, Kentucky March 9th
to the 11th. As well as Otafest in Calgary up in",338.681,345.496,2,matt,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"Canada, May 18th to the 20th, and Akon in Texas,
June 7th to the 10th.",345.496,350.092,2,matt,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Calgary is like the Kentucky of Canada.,350.092,353.52799999999996,4,veth,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, I don't know.,355.06,356.583,4,veth,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," How do you spell that, B-A-K?",365.814,367.646,1,fjord,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, Beautiful. And I believe--,369.966,373.825,2,matt,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Issue four on the 24th, I believe it is?",380.583,383.69000000000005,2,matt,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," By far the most fourth of all of these
books. It's easily the most fourth.",383.69,389.054,3,mollymauk,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, Like the blue hair.,389.054,391.537,1,fjord,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," Thank you, this is new. Just went for
this, it's going to slowly darken over time.",391.537,395.30199999999996,3,mollymauk,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, Into pure shadow.,395.302,397.52500000000003,5,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," It's going to be keyframed and
photoshopped, I'm aware.",397.525,403.202,3,mollymauk,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," The invitation is there, folks. Screencap and
photoshop away.",403.202,407.162,5,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," I've already been told that's it's going
to happen.",407.162,410.01099999999997,3,mollymauk,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," On that note, that concludes our
announcements, thank you for your patience. And I",410.011,416.901,5,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"believe it's time for us to begin tonight's
episode of Critical Role.",416.901,424.32300000000004,5,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,[80s music],424.323,506.104,5,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," And welcome back. Last we left off, our
slowly gathering band of adventurers had begun to",506.104,515.74,5,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"have their stories intertwine in the city of
Trostenwald, on the southern reaches of western",515.74,520.613,5,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"Wynandir on the continent of Wildemount. Here we
had Nott and Caleb who had been traveling",520.666,526.9060000000001,5,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"southward coming and meeting, in the center of the
tavern, the Nestled Nook Inn, with Jester,",526.906,533.16,5,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"Beauregard, and Fjord. They were invited to a
nearby carnival that had begun preparing for their",533.16,541.858,5,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"performance later that evening, in which they met
Yasha and Molly. After swapping some stories,",541.858,549.3679999999999,5,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"earning and losing some gold, they began to gather
at the outskirts of the Ustaloch, the lake right",549.368,557.101,5,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"on the eastern edge of Trostenwald, for the first
opening performance of the Fletching and Moondrop",557.177,562.674,5,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,Carnival of Curiosities.,562.674,565.16,5,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, Traveling Carnival of Curiosities.,565.16,567.064,3,mollymauk,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Upon entering the tent, they saw a number of
performances. However, during a musical performance",567.064,575.23,5,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"by this young dwarven girl whose voice was this
mysterious, magically enchanting experience, a",575.23,581.738,5,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"member of the audience rose up and began to
transform into a terrible undead creature that",581.738,591.043,5,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"began to lash out, killing another member of the
audience, who then began to become one of these",591.043,595.365,5,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"same creatures. You all, grabbing your weapons
from Yasha, who had been keeping them stashed",595.365,599.7090000000001,5,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"away, leapt into the fray, slaughtered both of
these terrible beasts, just in time for the",599.709,604.8009999999999,5,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"crownsguard to rush in and ask you what the hell
happened. After information had been gathered of",604.801,612.1120000000001,5,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"who was immediately available and responsible for
this carnival, Gustav, Bo the Breaker, and Molly",612.112,619.308,5,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"were marked to be arrested. One of the guards was
escorted outside of the tent by Yasha, who was",619.308,624.211,5,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"going to show him where this young dwarven girl
was currently resting, and upon being led astray",624.211,630.124,5,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"to the wrong tent, she just ran into the distant
hills and vanished. And that is where we left off.",630.124,636.764,5,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, So we're still at the carnival?,636.764,639.332,6,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, You're still in the tent.,639.332,640.924,5,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," With the crownsguard and with Watchmaster
Jossyd. The crownsguard that had left naught but a",642.175,652.0849999999999,5,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"moment before comes rushing in, his breath
huffing, sweat dripping from his brow, his eyes",652.085,658.412,5,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"wild. He goes, ""Watchmaster! The big woman is
gone! She's gone!"" The Watchmaster turns to him",658.412,667.2810000000001,5,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"and says, ""You three, go with him. Search for
her."" They all immediately run out back out the",667.281,674.2539999999999,5,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"performer's flap and he turns to the rest of you
in the group, ""Shackle and drag those three down",674.254,679.189,5,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""to the stockade."" About five guards approach and
begin to press Gustav, Bo, and Molly to the ground",679.189,686.016,5,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,and begin to put chains and shackles on them.,686.016,688.151,9,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, I'd like to make a counteroffer?,688.151,692.372,8,molly,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," He's in mid-speech, ""The rest of you keep an
eye on the performers here. Ask around, see what",692.372,703.5889999999999,9,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""you can find. As for the others, don't go far.""",703.589,708.009,9,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""You may be innocent, in which case you have
nothing to worry about. However, we have an",710.256,715.5369999999999,9,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""investigation to complete, so I would ask that you
stay in the city and wait until you are called in.",715.537,722.274,9,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""You will be questioned, and when this
investigation is completed, regardless of how long",722.274,726.399,9,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""it may take, you are not to leave Trostenwald.""",726.399,729.0120000000001,9,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," All the rest of the crownsguard glance to
each other, he goes, ""Well, unfortunately, that is",744.14,750.765,9,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""not for me to decide. The Lawmaster would have to
be appealed to. If you wish to come with us, we",750.765,756.537,9,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""can bring you along with us to the stockade and
you can speak with her. Then, perhaps, she may",756.537,761.306,9,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""grant you leniency, but I can give you no
guarantee.""",761.306,764.244,9,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Well, we could do that instead. We'll
have you arrested, put you in the stockade as we",771.971,778.104,9,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""question the rest of you.""",778.104,779.503,9,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," No, let's go to the stockade.",779.503,781.615,11,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," Yeah, we'll all be in one place.",781.615,783.723,10,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Yeah.,783.723,785.237,11,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, Good to know.,792.378,794.1610000000001,10,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, I would have guessed that about you.,794.161,796.324,11,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""We're leaving. The rest of you, stay in here.
Watch over the performers. Make sure nobody",800.413,808.45,9,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""leaves. Come if you wish. Otherwise, we'll be in
touch."" The Watchmaster gathers alongside the",808.45,815.21,9,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"other five crownsguard, lifting up the shackles of
the three that had been arrested and begin to drag",815.21,818.942,9,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,them outside of the tent and into the night air.,818.942,821.169,9,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, Okay.,822.948,824.233,9,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," You may, if you want to. So you send
Frumpkin just to follow them. You guys are staying",831.154,834.943,9,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"behind, then?",834.943,836.389,9,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," Are there three regular crownsguard that
are going with Molly? Or is the Watchmaster going",836.389,841.737,10,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS,with them as well?,841.737,843.039,10,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," The Watchmaster is going with them, or at
least he's exiting the tent with them. It looks",843.039,846.086,9,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"like there are five crownsguard attending the three
of them that are shackled.",846.086,848.816,9,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," I'll go out the front exit of the tent
just to see if the Watchmaster goes with Molly.",848.816,853.436,10,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, Okay.,853.436,854.855,9,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, I'll follow Fjord.,854.855,856.1460000000001,11,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Okay, so the two of you are following.
Anybody with them? Currently, it's you two and",856.146,861.5609999999999,9,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,Frumpkin.,861.561,862.9970000000001,9,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," Are we going with them or not? Should we stay
here? This is not our affair, right?",862.997,868.632,6,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," Well, you sent the kitty, didn't you?",873.112,875.924,6,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Follow behind a bit?,880.586,882.746,6,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Okay. Sounds good.,884.227,887.717,6,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," All right, so as you guys exit, keeping
a pace behind, watching the",887.717,897.508,9,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"crownsguard guiding the current prisoners towards
the actual city, Frumpkin keeping a zig-zagging",897.586,904.755,9,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,distance behind and following.,904.755,906.477,9,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, Yes?,907.534,908.331,9,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," I would say yes, but you are purely like--
because all you're doing is walking forward and",920.768,925.3340000000001,9,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,you need someone to guide you.,925.334,926.526,9,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, And he can't communicate to me either so--,927.413,929.1610000000001,6,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Yes. But you can talk?,937.484,939.095,6,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, He can talk but he can't hear you.,939.095,941.09,9,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Got it. Okay. Great.,941.09,943.58,6,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Sure.,948.866,950.3729999999999,6,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," All right. So, first off, Beauregard.",950.373,953.1400000000001,9,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, Yeah.,953.14,954.187,12,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," As you back out of the performer's exit of
the tent into the center of their encampment, the",954.187,960.488,9,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"immediate exit, there are already four crownsguard
currently searching around and setting up a watch",960.488,968.1210000000001,9,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"perimeter around the different tents. They're
gathering and making sure none of the other",968.121,971.275,9,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"performers have fled and a lot of them are being
brought out into an area where there's a number of",971.275,976.0029999999999,9,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"tents all facing towards a large campfire in the
center. There's a couple of chairs set up there,",976.003,979.7130000000001,13,toya,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"it's kind of the common area for the performers of
the carnival and it looks like they're all being",979.713,983.914,13,toya,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"put out there so they can get a bead on it and
make sure they know where everyone else is.",983.914,987.1469999999999,13,toya,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," I'm going to try to be aloof, stealth a
little bit. I don't want to make myself completely known.",987.147,994.815,12,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Are you trying to stealth out of sight or
just trying to not draw attention?",994.815,998.705,13,toya,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," No, just trying not to draw attention.",998.705,1000.63,12,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Okay, all right. Go and make a stealth check
just to see if--",1000.63,1005.682,13,toya,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," Wait, did we just all ditch Marisha?",1005.682,1008.232,6,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, She just walked out.,1008.232,1009.706,11,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," I ditched you. That's cocked. That's
better. 17.",1009.706,1019.274,12,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," 17. Okay. As you kind of dart through the
flap of the tent and move behind one of the large",1019.274,1026.059,16,NPC (lizard creature),1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"carts that currently is still affixed to a horse
that is currently just chewing on an apple, and",1026.059,1032.758,16,NPC (lizard creature),1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"you hear the crunch in its teeth, you glance over
past the edge of the immediate near tent and you",1032.758,1036.4840000000002,17,toad,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"can see this group gathering there and it appears
that no one's immediately aware of your presence.",1036.484,1040.624,17,toad,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Do I see the little girl whose name was--
what was her name?",1040.624,1044.737,12,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Toya. You do not see her yet. The guard just
got out there and they're just beginning to pull",1044.737,1050.5620000000001,17,toad,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"people out. You do see the fire dancer brought out
there. You then see the two-- Yeah, Ornna. The",1050.562,1061.022,17,toad,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"Knot sisters are brought out and pushed out there
and they're all looking very frustrated.",1061.022,1065.383,17,toad,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, Are people being amicable?,1065.383,1066.874,18,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Yeah, they're not shoving them around,
they're just calling them out to the front so they",1066.874,1070.717,17,toad,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,know where they are.,1070.717,1072.0720000000001,17,toad,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Okay. I want to look around. Do I see any
type of movement in the shadows, anyone looking",1072.072,1077.157,18,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA,suspicious?,1077.157,1078.399,18,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, Make a perception check.,1078.399,1080.281,17,toad,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, Ooh yeah! Natural 18. 21.,1080.281,1086.8049999999998,18,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," 21. Okay, as you glance about, you don't see
anything lurking in the shadows. What you do",1086.805,1095.5240000000001,17,toad,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"notice, though, is one of them bring Toya out of
one of the-- the tent that's on the southern side and",1095.524,1103.705,17,toad,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"as he brings her out, there's a heavy thud sound,
and you see coming out from behind the tent the",1103.841,1111.2879999999998,19,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"large form of-- you heard the name Kylre once, but
the ''devil toad."" The obese lizard man who's",1111.288,1117.706,19,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,stomping up behind.,1117.706,1119.4699999999998,19,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Is he a dude or is he a creature?,1119.47,1121.967,11,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," It looks like a lizard man, so scaled,
humanoid, but extremely thick, bulbous belly,",1121.967,1131.2910000000002,19,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"large, almost frog-like legs--",1131.291,1132.829,19,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, Bipedal or on all fours?,1132.829,1137.638,15,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Due to the size of his form, mostly all
fours and lumbering forward on all of them but",1137.638,1143.4279999999999,19,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,sits back on a bipedal situation.,1143.428,1146.6840000000002,19,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, So they're bringing the both of them out?,1146.684,1148.686,18,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," The toad is hiding behind the tent and as
soon as Toya comes out, comes up to the guard and",1148.686,1154.751,19,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"puffs up its chest. The guard spins around and
goes for the blade and pulls it out just carefully.",1154.751,1161.113,19,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, Am I still next to that horse?,1161.113,1163.439,18,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," The horse is currently still up on the cart,
but is about 30 feet from you.",1163.439,1171.769,19,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Beast Shape!,1175.193,1177.384,6,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM,(laughter),1177.384,1180.434,6,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," I'm going to take my staff and give a
really nice whack to the horse to get it to run.",1180.486,1188.441,18,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," You know what? Let's go ahead and make an
animal handling check on that.",1188.441,1191.782,19,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, We never get to make those!,1191.782,1193.72,6,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Oh my god, I'm so nervous right now.",1195.779,1201.033,18,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," You're good, you're good, you're good.",1201.033,1202.6209999999999,15,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, That's not great. 11?,1202.621,1205.1270000000002,18,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," 11 will do. It wasn't a hard DC, but it was
more knowing where to hit it to where it would",1205.127,1209.703,19,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,cause it to bolt versus just get angry.,1209.703,1212.234,19,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Get pissed, sure, kick me.",1212.234,1214.105,18,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," So going for-- not to actually hurt the
creature but just enough to spook it, you hit it",1214.105,1220.1490000000001,19,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"in the right place towards the back of its
hindquarters to cause it to suddenly rear up",1220.206,1224.1689999999999,19,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"(neighs) (cart clattering noise) and go into a
sprint. The cart begins to bounce and smash onto",1224.169,1229.6970000000001,19,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"the ground. You can see the wheels clattering into
the rocks and the stone between the bits of--",1229.697,1233.636,19,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," I'm going to bolt in the opposite direction and
try and loop around to the south side of the tent.",1233.636,1238.401,18,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Make another stealth check, please.",1238.401,1239.856,19,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Big dice, big dice. Okay, 19!",1239.856,1245.156,18,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Okay. You dart around the north side of
these tents and you're pretty sure you weren't",1245.156,1253.114,19,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"seen. As the cart begins to bolt off behind this
horse, you see all the crownsguard turn. The one",1253.114,1259.762,19,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"that was currently staring at the devil toad
glances off to the side. As he glances off, the",1259.762,1263.947,19,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"devil toad takes Toya and just pulls her to him
protectively and the guard puts his sword away.",1263.947,1269.9319999999998,19,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""Check!"" Points to them and then bolts off to go
after the horse. The other three stay, watching",1269.932,1276.578,19,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,over the group.,1276.578,1277.862,19,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Okay, can I loop around, kind of come up
behind them?",1277.862,1279.77,18,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," I mean, they're scattered a bit but
there's--",1279.77,1281.968,19,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, The devil toad and Toya.,1281.968,1283.6370000000002,18,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Oh yeah. Make another stealth check. You're
running through open areas each time you're doing this.",1283.637,1287.835,19,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Yep. (yells) Did you see that?! It leaned
to a four. Ten.",1287.835,1297.507,18,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, That is a bastard die right there.,1297.507,1299.323,15,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, That sucked.,1299.323,1300.3570000000002,18,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, That's a tease.,1300.357,1301.58,15,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Laura, put him in the dice jail.",1301.58,1303.232,18,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," I don't have my dice jail out yet. It's
okay, he'll chill there.",1303.232,1307.494,11,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," As you come up around the back of the devil
toad, the guard that runs past doesn't immediately",1307.494,1313.386,19,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"notice you because he's focused on where this cart
is running off and you can see another guard that",1313.386,1318.008,19,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"was far away from this encampment that's circling
back with him. The two of them are now bolting in",1318.008,1322.243,19,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"the direction as the cart begins to slow. It's not
just going forward forever but it spooked him and",1322.243,1325.954,19,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"it's starting to slow down. They're just going to
inspect it. However, as you slink up behind, the",1325.954,1329.634,19,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"devil toad's head curls back towards you and you
hear this deep, guttural (growls).",1329.634,1336.123,19,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," ""Okay. It's okay. Toya?"" And I look at
Toya. ""Hey, come on, let's get out of here, let's go.""",1336.123,1344.2350000000001,18,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," At which point a voice says, ""Excuse me?!""",1344.235,1348.3149999999998,19,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"And you can see the three guards are there
staring at you.",1348.315,1352.787,19,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Fuck. You didn't say there were fucking
guards.",1352.787,1355.969,18,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," I did say there were three guards. The three
guards watching them.",1355.969,1359.5510000000002,19,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, I thought you said they left.,1359.551,1361.571,20,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, One of them left.,1361.571,1363.0069999999998,19,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, One of them left. So wait. Oh shit.,1363.007,1365.806,20,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," It's a bad stealth check, I'm sorry. But
there's now three crownsguard right there and",1365.806,1370.3220000000001,19,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"they're like, ""Can I help you?""",1370.322,1372.165,19,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, Time to go to jail.,1372.165,1373.685,15,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Oh, this is so exciting.",1373.685,1376.2549999999999,11,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Kill them all.,1376.255,1378.769,6,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Ey! I was actually just looking for the
loo?",1378.769,1385.517,20,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," The guard that's closest to you glances to
the other guys and goes, ""She was with the group,",1385.517,1393.2720000000002,19,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""right?"" They recognize you, and they look at each
other. ""You're going to the stockade, my dear.""",1393.272,1400.894,21,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, No!,1400.894,1403.366,20,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," The three guards slowly approach and they
begin to take out chains and manacle you up.",1403.366,1408.264,21,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," In an effort not to go to jail, you went to
the jail.",1408.264,1413.2859999999998,6,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," I'm trying to get the girl. I was trying
to free the damn girl.",1413.286,1417.6090000000002,20,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, I know.,1417.609,1419.062,21,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, You'll be fine.,1419.062,1422.106,8,molly,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," So you're shackled and begin to be dragged
toward the stockade.",1422.106,1427.211,21,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," It's just the two guards, right?",1427.211,1431.335,20,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," It's the two guards now. As you're being
brought back, you can see more guards are coming",1431.335,1435.019,21,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"from the city to the carnival. They're keeping it
under surveillance.",1435.019,1439.179,21,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, So are they taking me away?,1439.179,1440.9640000000002,20,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," They're taking you to the city, yeah.",1440.964,1442.455,21,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," What are they doing with Toya? Anything?
Are they leaving them behind?",1442.455,1444.6219999999998,20,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," They're leaving them behind currently with
the guards that are there. They're not arresting",1444.622,1447.612,21,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"anybody from the carnival, but they're not letting
them leave. But they're keeping them there.",1447.612,1453.615,21,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, Okay. I'm going to do a quick--,1453.615,1461.618,20,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Kill them all.,1461.618,1463.165,6,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, I'm in shackles?,1463.165,1464.943,20,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, You are.,1464.943,1466.218,21,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Okay. I'm going to do some monk shit
here. I'm going to elbow one of the guards. Right",1466.218,1471.726,20,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA,"in the ribs. And take the other one and bash the
other one in the face and then I'm going to turn",1471.726,1476.8990000000001,20,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA,"to Toya and I'm going to say, ""Run! Run! Go! Run!""",1476.899,1481.375,20,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, Okay. Go ahead and--,1481.375,1485.216,21,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Make all kinds of rolls.,1485.216,1487.02,6,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," First, go ahead and make an athletics check.",1487.02,1489.95,21,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,MARISHA and SAM: This is a terrible idea.,1489.95,1494.9360000000001,21,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," To not drag any attention towards her, you
are completely shoving her into the limelight.",1494.936,1501.417,11,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Trying to distract these fucking
assholes. That is a six. Ten.",1501.417,1508.5919999999999,20,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," As you go back to elbow, you get halfway
there before your chains go taut. They're both",1508.592,1517.933,21,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"holding the chain at each side, and you see the
tension of it; you can't even get him from behind.",1517.933,1522.631,21,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"You imagine in your head; you go over it two or
three times. As you go through the first step--",1522.631,1527.854,21,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,(grunt) doesn't go anywhere.,1527.854,1530.086,21,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, Tried to do the Sherlock Holmes.,1530.086,1531.988,22,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Do I at least get the ""Run!"" out to
Toya?",1531.988,1537.409,20,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, No. I'm sorry.,1537.409,1540.5900000000001,21,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Is she just standing there? Waiting for a
guard?",1540.59,1544.089,20,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," She sees you having a seizure in the
chains.",1544.089,1546.8629999999998,22,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS,(laughter),1546.863,1549.207,22,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, What is she doing? Is she running?,1549.207,1555.056,20,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," No. Honestly, the devil toad and her seem
pretty close. He is grabbing her in a protective manner.",1555.056,1561.691,21,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," No, they can both run. Run for your life!
Fine, whatever. She wants to get arrested at this point.",1561.691,1570.433,20,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, Two bad rolls in a row. I know. Level two.,1570.433,1575.873,21,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, I go join my friends.,1575.873,1578.526,20,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," You will shortly. Ahead of her, along the
way, Gustav is just quiet. Bo the Breaker, Bosun,",1578.526,1589.219,23,norda,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"as you know him by his full name, is grumbling
under his breath and is trying to out-loud piece",1589.219,1596.344,23,norda,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"together thoughts on what may have what
transpired, saying things like, ""I don't know, you",1596.344,1603.4450000000002,23,norda,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""think it's done on the inside? Or is this somebody
trying to sabotage it?""",1603.445,1608.687,23,norda,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," I think maybe it has nothing to do with
us. I think maybe we were just caught in the crossfire.",1608.687,1612.0149999999999,8,molly,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, It is quite possible.,1612.015,1613.796,23,norda,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," Sorry, sir. Trying to keep my mouth
shut.",1613.796,1617.383,8,molly,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," One of the guards tugs on both of your
chains and says, ""Quiet now! Save it for the",1617.383,1622.4840000000002,23,norda,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""lawmaster."" They bring you in-- you go in through
the Lochward into the Hillsward, which is the",1622.484,1630.029,23,norda,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"southern portion of Trostenwald. You are brought
to the outside of the stockade, which is a large",1630.102,1633.3000000000002,23,norda,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"single-story, tall, rectangular building of large
stones and masonry. It's built for function. It's",1633.3,1641.56,24,watchmaster,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"not a very beautiful building, but it's
defensible and it seems fairly well-made. However,",1641.56,1647.5639999999999,24,watchmaster,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"there are the banners of the crownsguard marking
the double-door entrance. As you're brought",1647.564,1651.1090000000002,24,watchmaster,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"within, you can already see there are two central
chairs where two current watch sit, just watching",1651.196,1655.9089999999999,24,watchmaster,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"the front door. Beyond the right, you see, is an
office that you guys are dragged to-- and the rest",1655.909,1663.0610000000001,24,watchmaster,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"of you eventually catch up to the group. You are all
brought inside this darkened office. Inside,",1663.061,1668.22,24,watchmaster,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"relatively simple. This isn't a library-type study
office. This is very much for function. There's a",1668.297,1675.162,24,watchmaster,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"couple of small crates that contain materials that
are too far in shadow to see the details of it.",1675.162,1680.301,24,watchmaster,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"Look to be pieces of paper, probably gathered
evidence or weapons that have been reclaimed.",1680.301,1683.955,24,watchmaster,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"There is a stone desk on the far end, and there,
within this office, already accompanied by a",1683.955,1693.28,24,watchmaster,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"messenger dressed for immediate travel, is a tough-looking 
dwarven woman in her middle years rapidly",1693.28,1698.952,24,watchmaster,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"scrawling on parchment. Her black hair is streaked
with silver, tumbling past her red and gray",1698.952,1703.602,24,watchmaster,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"leather armor. She finishes writing on this
parchment, rolls it up, and hands it to the",1703.602,1707.101,24,watchmaster,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"messenger who immediately darts out of the room
without a word past you guys, giving you a brief",1707.101,1712.469,24,watchmaster,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"look as he continues on whatever his business is.
As soon as your eyes pass off the messenger, you",1712.469,1717.1760000000002,24,watchmaster,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"hear a loud slam, and you glance back. She's put
her hands on the table. She glances up, ""All",1717.176,1722.649,25,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""right, what riff-raff have you brought in to me
this day?"" The watchmaster takes the chains of the",1722.719,1731.381,26,Gustav,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"three of you and pulls you to the front of the
group and says, ""Sorry to be a bother, but we have",1731.381,1739.3380000000002,26,Gustav,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""three individuals arrested in connection with, as
you have heard so far, the deaths at the carnival",1739.338,1744.464,27,Interrogator,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""performance this evening."" She rolls her eyes.
""All right, bring them forward."" They go ahead and",1744.464,1752.8339999999998,27,Interrogator,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"pull the chains up. The watchmaster bows his head
and then leaves the room. She steps forward and",1752.834,1759.7730000000001,27,Interrogator,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"goes, ""I am Norda. It is my job to keep this city
safe and keep shite like what happened tonight",1759.773,1770.6009999999999,30,Interrogator,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""from happening. I approved your second time on the
outskirts of our town and you have killed two of",1770.601,1777.9950000000001,30,Interrogator,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""my people. What have you to say about yourselves?""",1777.995,1782.4209999999998,30,Interrogator,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," Exactly how did we kill them, exactly?",1782.421,1785.865,29,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," She glances over at you. Glances over at
Gustav, ""I have been told by my guard that you",1785.865,1795.394,30,Interrogator,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""gave performance, and as part of this performance
you released two beasts into the midst of the",1795.394,1801.372,30,Interrogator,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""population.""",1801.372,1803.169,30,Interrogator,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Well, technically, he wasn't part of the
performance, technically he was saving everyone.",1803.169,1807.9650000000001,11,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA,Technically.,1807.965,1809.518,11,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," Thank you. Yes, you see--",1809.518,1814.673,29,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Gustav interrupts you and says, ""I'm so
sorry, my liege. Please, I take full",1814.673,1820.912,30,Interrogator,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""responsibility for what happened this evening on
myself. These people around me had nothing to do",1821.138,1825.81,30,Interrogator,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""with this. They are not part of the carnival, they
were just merely helping. It is my carnival, and",1825.81,1832.306,30,Interrogator,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""whatever judgement there lies, I take upon myself
and my head."" At which point Bo the half-orc steps",1832.306,1837.005,30,Interrogator,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"forward, against his chains and goes, ""Gustav,
what are you doing?"" He's like, ""Shut. Up. Please,",1837.005,1842.7130000000002,30,Interrogator,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"whatever judgement there is, put it upon me,"" and
he bows his head low. ""Is that the case? Is he the",1842.713,1852.089,30,Interrogator,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""only one?"" She takes a good, hard look at you and
Bo the Breaker.",1852.089,1859.283,30,Interrogator,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," Oh, are you waiting for me to speak?
Yes, he's the only one.",1864.307,1868.5620000000001,29,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, Make a persuasion check.,1868.562,1870.35,30,Interrogator,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," Natural 20. About fucking time, you
little shit!",1872.063,1878.4530000000002,29,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," She gives you a look. Looks over at Bo the
Breaker. Shakes her head. ""Keep these two",1879.565,1887.303,30,Interrogator,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"downstairs. This one let go. He seems to be free.
We'll be talking to you very soon."" At which",1887.303,1897.2040000000002,30,Interrogator,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"point, the crownsguard drag the chains back and
Gustav gives you a quick look under his eye and",1897.204,1901.624,30,Interrogator,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"goes-- as they're pulled out of the room, out of
sight. She glances to you, ""Well, you're out of",1901.624,1909.2930000000001,30,Interrogator,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"chains! That's great. Doesn't mean you're absolved
of the investigation. So, where are you staying?",1909.293,1916.3029999999999,30,Interrogator,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"You and your compatriots?""",1916.303,1919.817,30,Interrogator,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Well, technically we just all met,
technically.",1919.817,1923.725,11,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Well, technically, as far as I'm concerned,
you're all together as part of this",1923.725,1928.2269999999999,30,Interrogator,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"investigation.""",1928.227,1929.813,30,Interrogator,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, We're a group you guys!,1929.813,1931.928,11,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA,(laughter),1931.928,1935.2910000000002,11,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""So we're going to have our investigators
come to wherever you're staying, which--,"" and she",1936.981,1942.922,30,Interrogator,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"looks down at some papers here, ""-- looks to be
the Nestled Nook?""",1942.922,1947.478,30,Interrogator,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, That's correct.,1947.478,1949.0700000000002,22,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""All right. Don't leave the city. We'll be
in touch.""",1949.07,1954.137,30,Interrogator,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Great, I really like it here so that's good
that we get to stay so long.",1954.137,1959.855,11,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Do you have something to say?""",1961.816,1964.0720000000001,30,Interrogator,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," No. Just shocked to see someone die in
front of me not more than--",1964.072,1970.5539999999999,29,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," I can assure you, we're here to cause no
trouble. We will be as compliant as we possibly",1971.536,1975.4950000000001,22,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS,can be.,1975.495,1977.523,22,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Good. Dismissed!"" She claps the edge of the
table. The remaining crownsguard, who's left there",1978.222,1987.6779999999999,30,Interrogator,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"to keep watch, escorts you out off the stockade,
escorts you onto the street.",1987.678,1993.371,30,Interrogator,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Her accent is really strong! It's hard to
not match her accent!",1993.675,1998.1889999999999,11,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA,(laughter),1998.189,2001.357,11,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," It's the one accent that I really have
trouble with.",2001.357,2003.459,29,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, Would you call it infectious?,2003.459,2005.457,22,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, Bastard.,2005.457,2007.2520000000002,29,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, Sorry.,2007.252,2008.336,30,Interrogator,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, The one that we know is a problem.,2008.336,2011.783,29,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Right away.,2024.281,2025.5159999999998,6,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, Excuse me--,2025.516,2026.459,22,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, They're not with us.,2026.459,2027.545,11,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," Oh, I thought you were right behind us.",2027.545,2029.183,22,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Yeah, but you'd have to stay within 100 feet
to maintain that.",2030.613,2033.271,30,Interrogator,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," You did hear all that. Okay, and I'd say, as
they're making their way out, you can probably",2041.852,2045.594,30,Interrogator,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"duck around without them seeing you as they left.
Yeah, you can do that. So, you guys are jettisoned",2045.594,2051.5190000000002,30,Interrogator,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"into the street. It's now probably just past
midnight.",2051.519,2056.3559999999998,30,Interrogator,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," Mollymauk, I don't mean to pry into your
business, but has this ever happened to you",2056.356,2060.5130000000004,22,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS,before?,2060.513,2061.794,22,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," This has never-- anything like this has
ever happened before. And thank you. For the",2061.794,2066.411,29,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN,"record, I don't owe any of you anything--",2066.411,2069.834,29,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," Oh, I don't know about that.",2069.834,2071.4809999999998,22,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," --I swear, but thank you, and I'm ready
to help with this.",2071.481,2076.217,29,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Do you think it was the little girl?,2076.217,2078.435,11,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," No! That's an act, that's not anything.
It's just a show!",2078.435,2084.87,29,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," Right, the large toad that was with the
girl, what's the story there?",2084.87,2090.0699999999997,22,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," It's nothing special, it's just a guy
making a buck, all right? He's fine!",2091.427,2098.717,29,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," You hear the footfalls of guards approach
and the rattle of chains as you see Beauregard--",2098.717,2104.022,30,Interrogator,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," By the way, where's the obnoxious one?
The really loud--",2104.022,2108.065,29,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," As opposed the rest of you who are gingerly
brought up, you see Beauregard being pulled",2108.065,2111.622,30,Interrogator,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"forward but now the chains around her are being
pulled taught on two sides. She's being brought",2111.622,2115.6259999999997,30,Interrogator,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,forward like a wild animal almost.,2115.626,2117.842,30,Interrogator,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," And she's just being led towards the
stockade.",2117.842,2120.1220000000003,30,Interrogator,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, Help.,2120.122,2121.332,20,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, What happened?,2121.332,2122.229,34,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Help. Help help help. Help help. Help
help help.",2122.229,2124.5649999999996,20,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA,(laughter),2124.565,2126.223,20,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Help. I'm with you, I'm with you. Help
help.",2126.223,2128.268,20,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Oh, I thought you didn't like jails.",2128.268,2130.35,34,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, (clears throat) Help.,2130.35,2134.69,20,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," Is this part of the show by the way? I
was just curious.",2134.69,2137.2780000000002,29,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," Unfortunately, no.",2137.278,2139.8709999999996,33,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Which is the last thing you see as she is
yanked into the stockade and out of sight.",2140.415,2144.735,31,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," I'm going to be very helpful and not go
in there with the two of you while you try and get",2144.735,2147.259,29,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN,her out.,2147.259,2148.784,29,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, So should we go in and try to get her out?,2148.784,2150.8,34,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," Well, yeah!",2150.8,2151.592,33,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Okay.,2151.592,2153.186,34,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, I'll stand guard.,2153.186,2154.369,29,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, We'll follow her in.,2154.369,2156.371,34,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, Don't. Leave.,2156.371,2157.669,33,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, I have nowhere to go.,2157.669,2159.624,29,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," You walk in behind her. You watch her being
pulled to the stairs. She's bypassing the office",2159.624,2166.243,32,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"of the Lawmaster right now and is being brought to
incarceration before being questioned. They bring",2166.243,2172.607,35,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"her to the stairs and a torch-lit, subterranean
basement area. As you begin to approach and follow",2172.607,2177.928,35,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"behind, you can see one of the guards who is
currently on watch. He sees you guys just exit and",2177.928,2183.1009999999997,35,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"then walk back in, following another prisoner. And
stands up and goes, ""I'm sorry, where are you",2183.101,2186.359,35,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"going?""",2186.359,2187.8559999999998,35,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," It was a busy day for us. Unfortunately,
we're partially responsible for this one as well.",2187.856,2193.304,33,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS,Bad luck.,2196.894,2198.1059999999998,33,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," She was also helping to save a lot of
people. Big misunderstanding.",2198.108,2203.3320000000003,36,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Well, see her into her cell and please exit
the vicinity.""",2204.485,2207.9120000000003,35,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, Fair enough.,2208.643,2210.883,33,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Appreciate that."" He follows behind you
guys. They're on high alert and they're a bit",2210.883,2216.49,35,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"scattered. You get the sense right now that they
have a lot of their initial stock of guards",2216.49,2221.5179999999996,35,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"off-site right now. So they're doing the best they
can to hold on to what they currently have in the",2221.518,2226.456,35,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,stockade.,2226.456,2227.6780000000003,35,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," To the side I say to Jester, I say: This
does not really fall in with keeping a low",2227.678,2231.808,33,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS,profile. We talked about this.,2231.808,2233.43,33,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, I know isn't it so weird?,2233.43,2235.926,36,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," Yeah, it is.",2237.866,2239.55,33,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," You guys follow down to the basement portion
of this. Which there's a heavy locked door",2241.086,2247.549,35,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"immediately that is opened from the opposite side.
You hear a couple of keys turn and the shifting of",2247.549,2254.173,35,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"wood against metal before the door opens and
reveals the rest of a long hallway that is flanked",2254.194,2262.374,35,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"by two rows of cells. Iron bars about maybe two
inches apart going across the entirety of this",2262.374,2269.216,35,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"long hallway. You can't quite see the end of it
until you step down to where the door frame is.",2269.216,2274.4539999999997,35,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"And there is probably a total of ten cells to each
side. As you walk through, you can see in the off",2274.454,2280.967,35,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"shadows in the corners a few huddled bodies
hunched or asleep. Keeping to the shadows and out",2280.967,2286.4390000000003,35,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"of the light. The smell of mildewed wet compost
and piss hits your nose like a wall.",2286.439,2295.6549999999997,35,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, It smells like Caleb down here.,2295.655,2297.7070000000003,36,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA,(laughter),2297.707,2300.881,36,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," You get about five cells in where you can
see the guard that was previously in there just",2302.117,2308.367,35,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"finish off closing the cell that contains both
Gustav and Bo the Breaker. They move to the cell",2308.367,2314.594,35,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"just beyond that, open that cell, and then go
ahead and put Beauregard into that one.",2314.594,2321.074,35,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," Are they not going to take her to see the
Lawmaker?",2321.074,2323.165,33,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," I know, why doesn't she get to talk to the
Lawmaster?",2323.165,2326.484,36,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," As he closes and locks it, ""Because she
decided not to come helpfully.""",2326.484,2333.101,35,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, What do you mean?,2333.101,2335.619,36,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Ah, oh, no you misunderstood. See that
was just, I have this spasm that has this twitch.",2335.619,2343.702,20,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA,"It was an injury from, like, a childhood thing.",2343.702,2347.9620000000004,20,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Oh no, are you guys making fun of her
because of her spasm?",2347.962,2352.286,36,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Yeah that's actually-- (fake crying) it
was very sensitive for me. I had a really tough",2352.286,2357.156,20,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA,childhood. I was just trying to find a bathroom.,2357.156,2361.628,20,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," The three guards walk away, not caring. Who
were there previously and--",2361.628,2366.616,35,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Spasm shaming.,2366.616,2368.804,6,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," At this point, a man who is on the far end
of the hall walks up. And you can see him, he's a",2368.804,2373.7870000000003,35,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"man with a heavy, bushy beard that obscures a lot
of a dark leather mantle, over a general cloth",2373.787,2382.386,35,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"tunic. He has burly arms, heavy torso, super
scrawny legs, a widow's peak, and he looks to be",2382.386,2390.071,35,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"the jailer. He walks up and puts his hand on the
bars and goes, ""Oh well, if you want to be",2390.071,2396.95,35,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""patient, I'm sure the Lawmaster will be here
sometime in the morning and you can discuss",2396.95,2401.3489999999997,35,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""whatever this business is. But if you want to say
goodbye, now's the time.""",2401.349,2405.045,35,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," Actually, we were just upstairs and it
would really help us if we could, perhaps,",2405.045,2409.567,33,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS,"expedite the process. Perhaps there's an
arrangement we could come to if she could see the",2409.567,2414.15,33,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS,Lawmaster now.,2414.15,2416.694,33,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Yeah, I'm looking injured, man. I show
him my eight hit points of damage.",2416.694,2425.687,20,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, How many kittens is that again?,2427.541,2430.081,29,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," That's sixteen kittens. Kittens have half of
a hit point, I don't think kittens have more than",2430.081,2433.7560000000003,35,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,that.,2433.756,2434.7599999999998,35,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," An audience is all we're asking for. No
favors.",2436.786,2439.178,33,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Yeah, this is just a wrong time, wrong
place thing.",2439.178,2443.183,20,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, Make a persuasion check.,2443.183,2445.215,35,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Use it.,2446.606,2449.0510000000004,6,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, God bless. 16.,2449.051,2451.2889999999998,33,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," He gives you a look and says, ""All right,
but if she gets angry, it's not on me.""",2451.289,2455.2850000000003,35,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," I understand. Thank you for your
understanding.",2455.285,2457.305,33,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," She's a very calm person. I've never seen
her angry, ever.",2457.305,2461.306,36,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," He gives a whistle. Another crownsguard
comes up and approaches him and he goes, ""I'm",2461.306,2466.657,37,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""sorry. Could you go and fetch the Lawmaster? They
are requesting an audience. If she gets angry,",2466.657,2473.3230000000003,37,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""just add it to this one's sentence."" The guard
exits and a brief time by, you can hear the slight",2473.323,2480.853,37,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"muddled cursing of a dwarven female descending the
stairs. You can see she has an overcoat on, was",2480.853,2487.2090000000003,37,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"halfway out of the stockades finishing up her
evening in her office.",2487.209,2490.661,37,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," Beau, remember your little sister.",2490.661,2493.263,33,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," Oh, what? Little sister? What?",2493.263,2495.205,6,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," So, as the Lawmaster approaches, now pulling
the coat over herself, she goes, ""Okay, so you've",2499.277,2505.467,37,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""returned, apparently, needing to poke into what
business now before I go off and get some food?""",2505.467,2512.4770000000003,37,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," I do hate to trouble you again, twice in
the same evening. It's incredibly inconvenient.",2512.477,2516.016,33,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""I hate being troubled twice in the same
evening.""",2516.016,2518.712,37,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," If we may, this sweet girl here was also
part of our party and she is quite the protective",2518.712,2523.339,33,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS,"one. I'm afraid that she was also providing aid to
our fellows in that tent. I'm afraid her younger",2523.339,2532.156,33,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS,"sister was attacked in a similar way. I feel it's
only prudent to acknowledge that she was trying to",2532.156,2539.162,33,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS,"protect this young dwarven girl that performed in
the circus. She means no harm.",2539.162,2544.942,33,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, It was an adopted sister.,2544.942,2548.149,36,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," I practically raised her. It's a
sensitive subject.",2548.149,2552.295,38,Beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, Okay. I would like a deception check.,2552.295,2554.734,37,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," Oh, yeah baby. 24. Natural 18.",2558.889,2565.7690000000002,33,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, Modified by their answers.,2565.769,2569.671,39,jailer,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, I was helping!,2571.247,2573.047,36,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, I'm new at this stat! Don't fuck it up!,2573.047,2575.959,33,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," She gives a narrow look through her eyes,
looks to one of the other guards that you can see",2578.168,2582.856,39,jailer,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"standing in the back, a familiar one to you, Beau,
and goes, ""Is this true?"" He goes, ""It appeared to",2582.856,2590.5550000000003,39,jailer,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""us that she was attempting to escape upon us
trying to bring calm to a very tense situation,",2590.555,2600.018,39,jailer,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""but I'll leave it in your realm, Lawmaster."" She
looks back. ""So your sister, apparently, is part",2600.468,2609.615,39,jailer,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""of this scenario as well?""",2609.615,2612.4919999999997,39,jailer,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, Adopted sister.,2612.492,2616.106,38,Beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Okay. Well, your sister's under
investigation.""",2617.014,2620.145,39,jailer,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, Sure.,2620.145,2623.301,38,Beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," She's staying at the same place that we
are.",2624.655,2627.327,36,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," Indeed. And we can be found at any hour.
The Nestled Nook Inn is where we are.",2627.327,2631.2980000000002,40,Fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," And I'm more than willing to be compliant
with the investigation. In fact, you can see the",2631.298,2636.2749999999996,38,Beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA,"injury the beast left on my ribs, so if you want
to test it for any type of specimen samples, feel",2636.275,2643.621,38,Beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA,"free. It's very painful, but I'm willing to do it
for the cause.",2643.621,2649.282,38,Beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Do you need me to heal that?,2649.282,2650.9370000000004,41,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA,"MARISHA (through gritted teeth): No! For the
cause! Do it for the cause!",2650.937,2654.524,41,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," At which she looks to you now and goes, ""Are
you saying you might have been infected by this",2654.524,2658.931,39,jailer,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""beast?""",2658.931,2660.477,42,Lawmaster,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," No. It's a separate issue. There was two
things going on. There was, like, the big angry",2661.486,2669.671,38,Beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA,"toad beast and he got a swipe at me. And then
there were people who were getting attacked.",2669.671,2675.0969999999998,38,Beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Theeds!"" And she looks over to the jailer,
who goes, ""Aye?"" And she goes, ""Could you have a",2675.097,2679.201,42,Lawmaster,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""look at this wound for me real fast? I want to
make sure this isn't something that's going to",2679.201,2681.8650000000002,42,Lawmaster,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""spread.""",2681.865,2682.966,42,Lawmaster,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, Yeah! Yeah. Uh-huh.,2682.966,2684.682,38,Beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," A great idea indeed. And thankfully there
was no flesh-to-flesh contact.",2684.682,2686.993,40,Fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, Nope.,2686.993,2688.394,38,Beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Yeah. The big zombie beast especially was
using a lot of, like, sticks and stuff to attack",2688.394,2694.4599999999996,41,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA,people more than any kind of mouth.,2694.46,2697.698,41,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA,(laughter),2697.698,2702.216,41,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," The jailer, Theeds, takes a quick look at
the wound and he goes, ""No, it appears to mainly",2702.216,2709.71,42,Lawmaster,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""be just bludgeoning. I mean, we'll keep a close
eye on her."" You can see now the Lawmaster is",2709.71,2719.016,42,Lawmaster,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"rubbing her eyes in frustration and goes, ""I just
want to sleep.""",2719.016,2722.655,42,Lawmaster,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," Indeed. It would give us no greater
pleasure than to get out of your hair.",2723.603,2727.627,40,Fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Fine. We'll have guards posted at the
outside of the inn. You're not to leave until this",2728.176,2737.769,42,Lawmaster,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""investigation is complete. It may take days. Until
we find out who's responsible for these deaths and",2737.769,2745.345,42,Lawmaster,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""bring them to justice, you are not to leave the
tavern.""",2745.345,2750.7099999999996,42,Lawmaster,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, Understood.,2750.71,2751.763,40,Fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Like, at all during the day, even? Just a
question. If we wanted to shop or something. Not",2751.763,2757.357,41,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA,okay?,2757.357,2759.09,41,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Not until this is done.""",2759.09,2760.734,42,Lawmaster,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Cool.,2760.734,2761.918,41,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Because otherwise, you're welcome to stay
here, instead.""",2761.918,2765.444,42,Lawmaster,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," It is really beautiful here, but I think
I'd rather stay at the inn?",2765.444,2770.395,41,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," Indeed we would. This is most gracious of
you, Lawmaster Norda.",2770.395,2775.7,40,Fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Get them the fuck out."" She turns around
and sighs heavily as she stomps out of the",2775.7,2780.1029999999996,42,Lawmaster,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"chamber. The jailer opens the cell door and allows
Beauregard back out, and he looks a bit confused",2780.103,2790.478,42,Lawmaster,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"but amused at the same time. The guards that had
originally arrested you escort you out, not",2790.478,2797.987,42,Lawmaster,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"leaving any element of their sight off of you.
They escort you guys to the actual inn itself, to",2797.987,2806.972,42,Lawmaster,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"the bottom floor of the Nestled Nook Inn, watch
you enter, and then post up right outside the main",2806.972,2813.755,42,Lawmaster,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,entrance to the tavern.,2813.755,2815.411,42,Lawmaster,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," You should have spasmed a couple times on
the way here.",2816.342,2819.3630000000003,41,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Aw, shit.",2819.363,2820.83,38,Beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Yeah. Opportunity missed.,2820.83,2822.93,41,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, My little sister? What the what?,2822.93,2825.508,38,Beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, She's a dwarf! She's human!,2825.508,2827.7599999999998,41,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," What? No, I was trying to say she had a
little sister that had a similar incident and that",2827.76,2833.1180000000004,40,Fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS,"made you try to protect Toya. I was trying to
throw you a bone.",2833.118,2836.6459999999997,40,Fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Oh. You didn't make that clear at all.,2836.646,2839.043,44,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Are you guys up in your room, or are you in
the tavern?",2839.043,2841.243,43,Yorda,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, We're under watch.,2842.544,2844.915,40,Fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," I was just trying to go with what you
said.",2844.915,2846.594,38,Beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, Yeah. You did all right.,2846.594,2848.686,40,Fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," All right. I mean, it kind of worked. But
you're not entirely wrong! I was trying to go get",2848.686,2854.219,38,Beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA,"the stupid little girl, who seemed to be stupid.",2854.219,2858.137,38,Beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, Did you see anything?,2858.137,2859.882,45,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," I tried to save her. I was like, get the
hint, what's going on?",2859.882,2863.183,38,Beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Why would you save her? She turned those
people into zombies.",2863.183,2866.107,44,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, (stammers),2866.107,2867.725,38,Beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, We don't know that.,2867.725,2869.0209999999997,45,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," I mean, she could have.",2869.021,2870.44,44,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, She didn't.,2870.44,2871.833,29,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Oh, hi! You're here.",2871.833,2874.237,44,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Yeah, if anything, we should be looking
at this guy. Why are we putting our neck out for",2874.237,2880.358,38,Beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA,you?,2880.358,2882.472,38,Beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," You're putting your neck out for Toya
for some strange reason and I don't know why,",2882.472,2886.3030000000003,29,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN,she's perfectly capable of handling herself.,2886.303,2888.179,29,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, Have you been to this town before?,2888.179,2889.858,45,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," Not that I can remember. They all look
the same after a while.",2889.858,2894.039,29,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," You've come through once, but that was a
while back and you weren't really paying",2894.039,2898.344,43,Yorda,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,attention.,2898.344,2899.449,43,Yorda,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," Busy, yeah.",2899.449,2900.648,29,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," And you've never seen conditions like this
affect any other carnival goer before?",2900.648,2903.281,45,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," Nothing like this. Hundreds, possibly
thousands of shows. Yeah, thousands of shows.",2903.281,2908.491,29,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN,Nothing. Never. It's not us.,2908.491,2912.708,29,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," So great! We're stuck in a city that has
zombie issues, that's all.",2912.708,2916.014,44,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, Where are the other two?,2916.014,2918.398,45,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, Which other two?,2918.398,2920.451,29,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, The stinky one and the little one.,2920.451,2924.3360000000002,45,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," Oh, your friends!",2924.336,2926.066,29,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," Yeah. Can we look around and see if we
spot Caleb and--",2926.066,2929.939,45,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," You call them Stinky and the little one?
All right.",2929.939,2932.997,29,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," You spot around the interior of the tavern.
They don't appear to be nearby.",2932.997,2937.144,43,Yorda,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, I wonder if they came back.,2937.144,2938.5629999999996,45,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, I'll go up and ask the tavern keeper.,2938.563,2941.244,44,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, Okay. Yorda?,2941.244,2942.164,43,Yorda,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Yeah, Yorda.",2942.164,2943.634,44,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Oh, hi! Everything all right? You had a few
bruiser types leading you in here, some of the",2943.634,2949.632,43,Yorda,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""crownsguard, huh?""",2949.632,2950.647,43,Yorda,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Oh my gosh, there was this big trouble at
the carnival, did you go?",2950.647,2953.185,44,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""I heard about that. I didn't go in there,
but people are coming in here saying--""",2953.185,2955.628,43,Yorda,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Somebody turned into a zombie and then--,2955.628,2956.973,44,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""I heard that! That's incredible!""",2956.973,2958.0769999999998,43,Yorda,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Yeah! And then we're all under
investigation because we saved them! These guards",2958.077,2963.126,44,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA,"are weird. Hey, did you see the wizard guy, the
stinky guy and the little halfling?",2963.126,2972.909,44,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Yeah, they came in not but a few minutes
before you did. They went upstairs.""",2972.909,2975.6420000000003,43,Yorda,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Oh, great! They're here!",2975.642,2976.772,44,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, They are?,2976.772,2977.884,45,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Yeah.,2977.884,2978.706,44,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, Good.,2978.706,2980.907,45,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Meanwhile, the two of you are upstairs in
your own chambers.",2980.907,2984.067,43,Yorda,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," During all of that, I would have dragged you
back here, brought you upstairs. And I whip off my",2984.067,2988.804,46,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM,"ratty coat, throw it on the bed and sit down on
the ground so that I'm eye level with you, Nott.",2988.804,2994.678,46,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Hi.,2994.678,2995.919,47,Nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," Nott, you and I have to make some decisions
right now, okay?",2995.919,3000.895,46,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Now?,3000.895,3001.767,47,Nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, Yes.,3001.767,3002.941,46,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Why?,3002.941,3004.439,47,Nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," Well, I know why we said we were coming
here.",3004.439,3008.355,46,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," Get some booze, got some books, find a little
taste of civilization, maybe some better food.",3008.355,3015.695,47,Nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," Yeah. I didn't say, I also had the idea--
you know, you and I meeting and teaming up has",3015.695,3026.136,46,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM,been a good thing.,3026.136,3028.009,46,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," Oh, yes, very good. I know everyone else
makes fun of your smell, but I don't smell",3028.009,3032.515,47,Nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM,nothing.,3032.515,3034.895,47,Nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," That's what I like about you. I have been
thinking, and yesterday just furthers that",3036.704,3045.61,46,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM,"thinking, that I don't think you and I are enough.
I had the idea that we would come here maybe and",3045.61,3052.722,46,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM,"find others that we could tag along with, or meet
up the way you and I did. But now I think that is",3052.722,3060.123,46,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM,"a terrible idea! The people we spent the day with
are lunatics. I don't think that we can do this.",3060.123,3067.646,46,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM,"I've changed my mind entirely, and I think we
should go, but we can't now because we are stuck",3067.646,3074.193,46,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM,here for the moment.,3074.193,3075.449,46,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," Under sort of holding arrest or something? We
can't leave the city.",3075.449,3078.916,47,Nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, No.,3078.916,3080.1800000000003,46,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," But I was thinking about this. The people we
met down there and spent the day with: they are",3080.18,3089.408,47,Nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM,"lunatics, but they draw a lot of attention to
themselves, leaving us free to sort of slink back",3089.408,3097.926,47,Nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM,"into the shadows a little bit. It might be sort of
the perfect camouflage. No one's going to be",3097.926,3104.503,47,Nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM,"looking for a little goblin girl anymore, because
they'll be looking at the crazy people, the",3104.503,3109.532,47,Nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM,tieflings running around smashing shit.,3109.532,3114.2870000000003,47,Nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," You know, I had not thought of it quite in
that way and that is a good point, but I am not",3114.287,3119.774,46,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM,"convinced. I'm not convinced. And perhaps we're
better off-- maybe I was too ambitious.",3119.774,3129.1459999999997,46,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," Well, let's give it a day and if things seem
a little bit, you know, skinky-doodie tomorrow, we",3129.146,3138.4750000000004,47,Nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM,"can fritter away in the middle of the day or
something.",3138.475,3145.248,47,Nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," All right. Well, we'll wait and see. While
we're here, one thing, okay? No Money Pot. No Rat",3146.431,3157.34,46,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM,"Food. None of those plays. I have silver, we don't
need it right now.",3157.34,3161.864,46,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," But we need to replenish the healing potion
you used. If we don't have that, then what happens",3161.864,3165.938,47,Nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM,the next you get in trouble?,3165.938,3168.616,47,Nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," We're sealed here, and they are watching.
We're with a couple of tieflings, a little person",3168.616,3176.412,46,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM,"in a doll mask, and a dirty ginger. We've got
people staring at us every second of the day. We",3176.468,3182.7329999999997,46,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM,need to dial it back a little bit.,3182.733,3186.442,46,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," All right, but how on earth are we-- all
right. We can cool it with the cons for a couple",3186.442,3194.53,47,Nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM,"of days. But I can't promise that I won't get the
itch again.",3194.53,3201.8720000000003,47,Nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," You just talk to me. You hold Frumpkin. Just
keep your hands full with Frumpkin, okay? Hold my",3201.872,3207.316,46,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM,"cat, okay?",3207.316,3208.573,46,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, All right.,3208.573,3210.703,47,Nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," And then this is going to blow over because
we didn't do anything! We did something good.",3210.703,3214.508,46,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," No! I didn't do nothing, we just went to a
show.",3214.508,3216.4919999999997,47,Nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, That's right.,3216.492,3217.636,46,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," It was a pretty good show. Up until, you
know, the dead people part.",3217.636,3222.831,47,Nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," But it was a good show, wasn't it?",3222.831,3224.569,46,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," Yeah! Well, we'll lay low. Should we pretend
that we're still friends with these people?",3224.569,3231.565,47,Nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," I was going to suggest the same thing. In
fact, I think we should go downstairs. They're",3231.565,3235.3070000000002,46,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM,"going to be coming back. We don't want to cause a
stir with them, either. We just want to leave if",3235.307,3241.863,46,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM,that's what we're going to do.,3241.863,3243.7659999999996,46,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Don't worry! I'll turn on the charm.,3243.766,3247.359,47,Nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, Thank God.,3248.376,3249.46,50,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, Okay. Let's get a drink.,3249.46,3255.425,46,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Thank gods.,3255.425,3258.11,47,Nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, We head downstairs.,3258.11,3259.9,46,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," You guys head down. You get to the bottom of
the stairs just in time to see Jester, Beauregard,",3259.9,3264.8720000000003,49,Adelaine,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"Molly, and Fjord looking across the tavern, making
their way in your direction, and you guys notice",3264.872,3269.3959999999997,54,Adelaine,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"them meeting you in the tavern room, as well.",3269.396,3272.19,54,Adelaine,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," Oh, thank God you're here and safe! We missed
you! Somehow we got separated! Friends.",3272.19,3283.358,53,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," That happens, yes.",3283.358,3284.824,52,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, Can I insight check him?,3284.824,3286.0860000000002,38,Beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, Sure.,3286.086,3287.973,54,Adelaine,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,SAM and MATT: Her.,3287.973,3290.942,54,Adelaine,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, Her. Sam. Natural 20.,3290.942,3293.286,38,Beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, I'm lying!,3294.806,3296.005,53,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM,(laughter),3296.309,3299.3540000000003,53,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Front butt?! You just saw that, too?!",3301.181,3306.536,38,Beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA,(laughter),3306.536,3310.971,38,Beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, You guys peaced out pretty quickly.,3311.989,3315.616,38,Beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," We did, I did not come to Trostenwald to go
to jail.",3317.166,3321.157,55,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, What did you come to Trostenwald for?,3322.793,3326.281,51,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," We are tired. We've been traveling a long
time. We've been saving. Wanted to take it easy",3326.281,3335.585,55,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM,for a few days.,3335.585,3336.996,55,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," Sure, I'm not trying to pry. I was just
curious where you were going.",3336.996,3341.126,51,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, Just curious why you have a mask.,3341.143,3342.821,38,Beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," If I'm going to listening to somebody's
life story I'm going to need a drink. You,",3342.821,3346.006,50,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN,"gorgeous, what's your name?",3346.006,3347.624,50,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," You look over and see a woman with darker
hair, the general barmaid. ""Adelaine.""",3347.875,3355.033,54,Adelaine,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," Adelaine, I would like a round for all
these terrible people and one for myself. What's",3355.033,3360.151,50,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN,"the difference between these three beers? I've
honestly got to admit, they all taste the same to",3360.151,3364.238,50,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN,me.,3364.238,3366.723,50,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Go with the von Brandt.""",3366.723,3369.311,54,Adelaine,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," Let's get a round of von Brandt for
everybody.",3369.311,3373.301,50,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""We can get you some liquor, aye.""",3378.299,3381.216,54,Adelaine,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Can I have some milk?,3381.216,3382.25,56,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," Two, please.",3382.25,3384.413,53,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""All right."" She walks away.",3384.413,3389.172,54,Adelaine,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, You think she heard that I wanted milk?,3389.172,3392.547,56,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," I don't know. I'm going to ask for one
of each of these beers because I want to have a",3392.547,3395.898,50,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN,"tasting competition. I'm not going to be drinking
alone.",3395.898,3399.5350000000003,50,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," I wander away from these two with their
questions and I sit down with Molly.",3399.535,3403.267,55,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Caleb, you want to see something cool?",3403.267,3405.6029999999996,56,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, I would love to see something cool.,3405.603,3407.438,55,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," I show Caleb where I etched the dick in the
table a couple nights ago.",3407.438,3411.638,56,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, Yeah! Bringing it back.,3411.638,3415.281,38,Beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, That's pretty good.,3415.281,3416.5769999999998,55,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, How'd you etch a deck in the table?,3416.577,3418.4010000000003,50,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, It's a dick.,3418.401,3419.6389999999997,56,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, Oh.,3419.639,3420.842,50,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, Have you always been an artist?,3421.125,3423.658,55,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," I have actually, I've been an artist since
I was little.",3423.658,3425.9429999999998,56,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, You think that's what they look like?,3426.563,3428.643,50,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," I've seen a lot of dicks. That is what most
of them look like.",3428.643,3433.047,56,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, I'm already in my cups.,3433.437,3435.3379999999997,50,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, What?,3436.618,3437.736,56,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, So where do you two come from?,3440.059,3443.878,55,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Us two?,3443.878,3445.38,56,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," Yes, you two with the horns.",3445.38,3447.2380000000003,55,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Well, I don't know where he comes from. You
think we all come from the same place? That was",3447.238,3450.794,56,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA,really inconsiderate.,3450.794,3454.861,56,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," No, you are very different it's very clear.",3454.861,3456.565,55,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, He's purple.,3456.565,3457.817,56,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, She's blue.,3457.817,3459.319,50,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Which is pretty rare.,3459.771,3461.525,56,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, He's every color.,3461.525,3463.164,55,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, It's very true.,3463.164,3465.8770000000004,50,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, I'm from Nicodranas.,3469.223,3475.584,56,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," Remember when we started the first campaign
and all those places came in a split second and",3475.584,3481.22,55,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM,"all that history. I'm from Shrev`nam Chicago. Oh
yes.",3481.22,3490.823,55,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, I'm from the circus.,3495.373,3497.77,50,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, So you're a traveler then?,3498.972,3500.9730000000004,55,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, Oh yeah. Quite a while.,3500.973,3503.393,50,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, Since childhood?,3503.393,3506.33,55,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," Long as I can reasonably remember at the
very least. It's been a while. It's nice. I like",3506.33,3514.629,50,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN,it. They're good people. Work hard.,3514.629,3517.421,50,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, You have a lot of scars.,3517.421,3520.348,55,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," That's a very funny story, actually.",3520.348,3523.464,50,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, I like funny stories.,3523.464,3525.16,51,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, Me too.,3525.16,3526.922,50,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," You did some crazy shit with that sword of
yours.",3529.704,3533.202,51,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," Thank you. These swords-- you buy a
drink and we'll see.",3533.202,3543.0490000000004,50,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, You polish off that one already?,3543.049,3546.747,51,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Wow, that's a lot-- okay.",3550.007,3552.13,56,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, Can we get another round? For the--,3554.888,3557.73,51,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, How much I owe you for the first round?,3557.73,3560.125,50,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, They are keeping a tally of the table.,3560.125,3562.248,54,Adelaine,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, Frumpkin scrabbles up onto Nott's shoulder.,3562.248,3564.579,55,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," Hi Frumpy, nice to see you again.",3566.889,3570.3610000000003,53,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," Mother always told me to never give a
story away for free.",3570.791,3574.0950000000003,50,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, Wise words.,3574.095,3575.3929999999996,51,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," My mother said don't give away other things
for free.",3575.393,3578.042,56,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, I already like your mother.,3578.042,3580.2419999999997,50,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," My mother always said nothing in life is
free.",3580.68,3583.354,38,Beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, I can tell.,3583.354,3585.667,50,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," None of this absolves the dodgy goblin
who slinked past that first question. Where are",3585.667,3594.662,38,Beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA,"you from? What are you traveling from? Why the
mask?",3594.662,3597.7509999999997,38,Beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," Only because we seem to find ourselves in
quite the predicament.",3597.751,3601.664,51,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," We're just a couple of friends, strolling
around the countryside looking for adventure.",3601.664,3607.824,53,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, Sure you are.,3607.824,3610.032,38,Beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," Do you see many goblins walking around
cities here?",3610.032,3614.5550000000003,55,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," It has nothing to do with that. People
who move from place to place frequently tend to",3615.133,3621.093,38,Beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA,have other stories as to why they're doing it.,3621.093,3623.977,38,Beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," Well, let me make it clear: goblins are not
typically welcome in any cities, that is why the",3623.977,3628.46,55,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM,mask.,3628.46,3629.67,55,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Well, you're going back to the goblin
thing. I'm more curious about the travel thing.",3629.67,3635.64,38,Beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," We have a string of bad luck. We tend to get
in trouble in places for various reasons. Some of",3636.234,3645.5099999999998,53,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM,"which is my fault. Most of which is my fault. I
have sticky fingers. I can't help myself",3645.51,3650.271,53,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM,"sometimes. I'm fascinated by little bobbles and
fancy pieces of jewelries and I love trinkets so",3650.271,3658.9730000000004,53,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM,"much! I just have to take them, and have them
with me, and put them in my pockets. It's gotten",3658.973,3667.977,53,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM,"us in a few scrapes a couple times. Caleb, he is
fantastic. Very patient with me, understands. But",3668.134,3678.332,53,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM,"really it's my fault; it's not him. He's a smart
man, a brilliant magician! Have you seen? Some of",3678.332,3687.4829999999997,59,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM,"his tricks are phenomenal, really.",3687.483,3689.981,59,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," No, I'd love to.",3689.981,3691.4910000000004,51,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," I feel bad to because we never stay in one
place long enough for him to have a decent shower.",3691.491,3696.983,59,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM,(laughter),3697.176,3701.73,59,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, It's a moving story.,3702.147,3704.909,51,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," I immediately check my pockets after that
to see is Nott has lifted anything. Is everything",3704.909,3711.0860000000002,38,Beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA,"still there, all my coin?",3711.086,3712.703,60,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, Make an investigation check.,3712.703,3714.019,57,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, I'm going to join you on this one.,3714.019,3715.8959999999997,50,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, Not great. Not great at all. Six.,3717.256,3721.7799999999997,60,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, 16.,3722.378,3724.029,50,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," 16? Everything seems to be in order for
you.",3724.029,3727.698,57,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Wait that was a 15! Right? That was the
dice I rolled? 16.",3727.698,3732.8599999999997,60,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, Everything seems to be in order.,3732.86,3735.335,57,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, Okay.,3735.335,3737.869,60,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," Anyway, that's the long and short of it.",3738.461,3742.455,59,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," What do you do with the things once you
steal them?",3742.455,3745.336,58,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Well the nice ones I keep. I have a little--,3745.336,3748.3379999999997,59,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Do you have a collection?,3748.338,3750.067,58,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," I collect a lot of things, but in the last
place we hunkered down, it was all taken from me.",3750.067,3758.918,59,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM,"We were in one of those prisons before-- Am I
sharing too much? I'm sharing too much, aren't I?",3758.918,3766.587,59,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM,"We were in a prison, they took all of our
belongings. I lost all of my collections. I had a",3766.587,3772.466,59,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM,"lovely rock collection. I had a rare coin
collection. I had a stick collection. Yeah, it's",3772.466,3780.1769999999997,59,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM,all gone now.,3780.177,3782.01,59,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," What about shiny things, though?",3782.206,3784.38,58,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," I love them. I just don't have any right
now.",3784.38,3786.789,59,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Because I think if you have sticky fingers
for sticks and rocks, I don't think that will get",3786.789,3790.538,58,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA,you in trouble.,3790.538,3792.353,58,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," True. But they were like people's canes and
things.",3792.353,3797.15,59,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM,(laughter),3797.15,3806.724,59,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," I mean I call them sticks because I don't
need them. But I suppose they really needed them.",3806.724,3812.4750000000004,59,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Yeah, that makes sense.",3812.475,3814.27,58,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, There's only one way to find out.,3814.27,3817.6639999999998,50,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Wait, I'm sorry. I think I need
clarification. If sticks mean things like valuable",3818.117,3825.7690000000002,60,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA,"canes, what do rocks mean to you?",3825.769,3829.4139999999998,60,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," You know those rocks that humans wear on
their fingers and around their necks and stuff.",3829.414,3835.804,59,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM,They're really nice rocks.,3835.804,3838.509,59,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, We don't have many of those at the moment.,3838.509,3841.441,55,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," Would it be fair to say that the more
someone desires something, the more you're",3841.441,3845.7349999999997,61,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS,interest increases?,3845.735,3848.844,61,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," Oh I don't care about the people who have
them. I just like pretty things. Toys, anything",3848.844,3861.002,59,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM,really.,3861.002,3862.343,59,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," I'll keep an eye out for things that you
would like.",3862.343,3865.1119999999996,58,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Okay! Can you help with that?,3865.112,3867.728,59,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," I can if you want me to. Or I can point it
out.",3867.728,3872.053,58,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Is it the joy of taking the things or do
you just like gifts?",3872.053,3877.084,60,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," No, it's the collecting.",3877.084,3879.998,59,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, It's like a nervous tick a little bit.,3879.998,3885.774,55,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," Are you good at it? Do you get caught very
often?",3885.774,3889.39,61,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," Well, would you like a demonstration?",3889.39,3892.5609999999997,59,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Yes!,3892.561,3894.623,58,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," Now, Jester, if I may, we are already in a
little bit of a pickle.",3894.623,3899.07,61,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Steal something from me! Do you want me to
close my eyes?",3899.07,3903.54,58,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," Sure! That'll make it really easy. Are they
closed?",3903.54,3912.752,59,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Yeah.,3912.752,3914.89,58,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," All right. Out of practice here. I'm going to
do a shot. Crack my knuckles.",3916.389,3927.876,59,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Just don't take the thing on my waist,
because he'll be pissed.",3928.235,3932.045,58,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, He'll be pissed? What?,3932.045,3935.243,59,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Yeah.,3935.243,3936.697,58,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, He?,3936.697,3937.763,59,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Yeah.,3937.763,3938.7129999999997,58,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, What's on your waist?,3938.713,3940.0150000000003,59,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," I'm looking at her waist. What's on her
waist?",3940.015,3941.98,50,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, What's on your waist?,3941.98,3943.468,57,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, My symbol to the Traveler.,3943.468,3945.562,58,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," Oh. All right, I'll go to her left buttcheek
pocket and fish around.",3945.562,3951.8469999999998,59,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," I'm in a dress. I don't have a pocket on my
buttcheek. But you can try.",3951.847,3958.864,58,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, What pockets do you have?,3958.864,3963.162,59,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," I would have pockets on the front of my
dress, and maybe a little pouch on my hip.",3963.162,3969.4579999999996,58,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, I'll do the hip pocket.,3969.458,3971.225,59,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," All right, make a sleight of hand check.",3971.225,3973.6639999999998,57,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Three.,3974.183,3975.639,59,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM,(laughter),3975.639,3978.9770000000003,59,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," You close your eyes and feel a tug and a
shake--",3978.977,3981.904,57,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Plus eight.,3981.904,3984.744,59,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, What's your passive perception?,3984.744,3987.07,57,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, I'm going to guess ten.,3987.07,3989.1220000000003,50,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," No, it's 13.",3989.122,3990.743,58,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," So, yeah, you totally feel--",3990.743,3992.975,57,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, You're doing great!,3992.975,3995.324,58,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," This is not how it usually works! The person
is not really expecting it. This is embarrassing,",3997.383,4006.962,59,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM,really. I have the one skill and I failed at it.,4006.962,4011.222,59,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," It's okay, you can keep practicing.",4011.222,4014.5350000000003,58,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," There is that one magic trick that you're
able to do. Would you like to show them the magic",4014.535,4018.091,55,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM,"trick that you can do? I pull out a small red clay
ceramic bowl. Then I pull out a copper piece.",4018.091,4026.439,55,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM,"Here, you know the trick, right?",4026.439,4029.837,55,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," Yes, I know the trick. Takes a little bit of
time, doesn't it?",4030.198,4034.256,59,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, You're good.,4034.256,4035.738,55,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," Okay. (clears throat) I do know one piece of
magic. Feast your eyes--",4035.738,4042.9829999999997,59,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, I take one step back.,4042.983,4045.761,61,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS,"on the sacred money pot of school. 
If you place a copper piece into this pot",4045.989,4056.294,61,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS,"and say the magic words-- 
what's the magic word again?",4056.294,4059.645,61,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, Fibulous.,4059.645,4061.168,55,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Fibulous! It will turn into a silver piece.,4061.168,4065.4480000000003,59,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Should I say it?,4065.448,4068.495,58,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," I want to hear you say it, anyway.",4068.495,4070.178,50,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Only I can say it.,4070.178,4071.859,59,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM,(laughter),4071.859,4077.1369999999997,59,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," For everyone has their own magic word, and it
won't work with you.",4077.137,4082.9170000000004,59,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM,"(vocalizing, trills)",4083.343,4090.241,59,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM,"By the ancient order of the school, fibulous!",4090.241,4095.129,59,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, That is a silver coin right there.,4096.975,4100.568,55,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Oh my gosh. Wait a minute. Does this mean
the silver I won from you was actually copper?",4100.568,4109.813,58,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," No, it only works up.",4109.813,4112.013,59,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Great! Thanks for the silver.,4112.013,4114.8099999999995,58,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," Well, no, we weren't giving you the silver
piece just showing you a bit of magic. This pot is",4114.81,4121.166,59,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM,"actually quite powerful. It can do that once a
day, so if you'd like to purchase it.",4121.166,4126.03,59,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Can you turn this into a gold piece?,4126.03,4128.879,58,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," Well, it only works once a day.",4128.879,4131.237,59,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Well, tomorrow can you make it gold?",4131.237,4134.533,58,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, I think it only does the copper to silver?,4134.533,4138.484,59,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, The magic is not that strong.,4138.484,4141.826,63,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," Yes, it's a mild magic pot. But if you'd like
to purchase it from us, we can sell it to you for",4141.826,4148.929,59,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM,five gold.,4148.929,4151.214,65,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Five gold for one silver a day? That
doesn't add up.",4151.214,4155.405,64,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," By the end of the week you made your money
back.",4155.405,4157.53,61,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, No.,4157.53,4159.456999999999,64,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," At discount for friends, three gold.",4162.207,4165.485000000001,65,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Three gold.,4165.672,4169.245999999999,64,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," And for that, we'll teach you your own magic
word.",4169.246,4172.994,65,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, That's pretty good.,4172.994,4175.574,64,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, That's 40 days.,4175.574,4177.99,50,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, 40 days?,4177.99,4179.468,64,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," You can do it once a day forever, you have it
for the rest of your life.",4179.468,4182.376,65,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Yeah, but I have lots of money. I don't
need it.",4182.376,4185.02,64,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," But this is free money, that you don't have
to work for.",4185.02,4187.808,65,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," Also, you know, they basically helped us out
today. You can do it for one, for them.",4187.808,4192.886,63,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," All right, one gold.",4192.886,4195.1630000000005,65,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," One gold. That's a really good deal. Did
you hear how much he gave me a deal? Okay!",4195.163,4202.82,64,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, Do you give him the gold?,4205.36,4206.964999999999,57,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Yes, I'll give him the gold. Hold on, let
me make sure I have it. Where's my--?",4207.216,4212.647,64,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, It's the second button.,4212.647,4214.371,50,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Oh, currency! Gold. Okay, one down.",4214.371,4219.762,64,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Do I notice anything shifty about that,
while we were looking at his hands?",4219.762,4223.346,60,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, Perception check.,4223.346,4225.933999999999,57,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, What's my magic word?,4225.934,4227.976000000001,64,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," It can be whatever you want it to be. You
have to agree upon it and you have to focus on",4227.976,4231.000999999999,63,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM,"that word for one full day while you are in
possession of the pot.",4231.001,4234.351000000001,63,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, 21.,4234.351,4235.391,60,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," You watch that copper piece become silver,
magically.",4235.391,4240.223,57,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, How about skinky doodie?,4240.223,4243.671,64,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," Skinky doodie, that is unique. I'm sure no
one else has possession of that arcane power word.",4243.846,4249.732999999999,63,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM,"I could consider it yours if you focused on it all
day tomorrow. But you really have to focus.",4249.922,4255.103999999999,63,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Okay, I will. Super a lot of focus. Skinky
doodie. Thank you for this.",4255.104,4265.17,64,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," It's a pleasure doing business with you. Does
that answer your question? I've got some for you.",4265.17,4270.766,65,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, You have questions for me?,4270.766,4273.982,60,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," Yeah! How does someone like you -- you're
human right?",4273.982,4281.318,65,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Yeah, I am.",4281.318,4282.711,60,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, How do you come by learning Halfling?,4282.711,4286.649,65,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," My parents were in the winery business.
The wine making business. And halflings really",4286.649,4296.697,60,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA,like wine.,4296.697,4298.705,60,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Everyone likes wine!,4298.705,4300.794,65,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, That's true.,4300.794,4302.8099999999995,60,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, Some people more than others.,4302.81,4305.143,61,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Some halflings just deal in wine a lot,
and a lot did in the town that I'm from and then",4305.143,4312.123,60,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA,"my parents wanted me to keep up with the books and
all that stuff so it forced me to learn halfling.",4312.123,4316.503,60,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA,I was around it a lot.,4316.503,4318.226,60,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, What town was that then?,4318.226,4320.605,65,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," It's close by here, right?",4320.605,4323.735,64,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, It's a bit aways. It's Kamordah.,4323.735,4327.897,60,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," Hmm, haven't heard of it.",4327.897,4330.034,65,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," It's a small farming town, it's no big
deal. It's whatever.",4330.034,4334.566,60,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Nothing shady there!,4336.186,4338.422,65,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Nope, just a wandering traveler just like
the rest of y'all.",4339.874,4345.849,60,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," Well I mean I was really impressed with
the little trick, I sure would like to see a big",4345.849,4349.436000000001,61,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS,trick.,4349.436,4350.563999999999,61,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, I use Thaumaturgy to open all the windows!,4350.96,4355.624,64,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Being about one o'clock in the morning at
this time, and the energy in the tavern has come",4357.27,4361.63,57,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"to a quiet crawl, those who are keeping their cups
are either snoring or in the process of preparing",4361.63,4365.982,57,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"to go to sleep, you watch as Adelaine, the
barmaid is walking around cleaning up tables and",4365.982,4371.724,57,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"suddenly all the windows in the room slam open
with a heavy impact and there's a burst of wind",4372.939,4379.323,57,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"that comes through. The two crownsguard that were
outside flanking the opening doorway suddenly rush",4379.323,4385.592000000001,57,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,and look in and look about at the lot of you.,4385.592,4389.392,57,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," Sorry! Drinking! I did order two extra.
Two extra?",4389.392,4395.63,50,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," They both just slowly curl back to their
perimeter.",4395.63,4398.568,57,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, You're no fun.,4398.568,4400.233,50,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Yeah, circus! Woo, circus coming to
town!",4400.233,4407.645,60,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," Jester, I meant a trick from Caleb.",4407.645,4410.834000000001,61,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Oh.,4410.834,4413.473,64,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, You want to see a trick?,4414.334,4416.178,63,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, I would love one.,4416.178,4418.393,61,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," I am well into my second trost at this
point. I can show you a trick. Young lady, if you",4418.393,4426.016,63,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM,would assist me please. Step up onto the table.,4426.016,4428.831999999999,63,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Absolutely!,4428.832,4430.4580000000005,65,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, Just don't break anything.,4430.458,4432.523999999999,60,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," Adjust your minds. I begin to weave one hand
in a slow circle around the other, and a globe of",4432.524,4442.85,63,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM,golden light poofs out.,4442.85,4445.4310000000005,63,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," I put my hands and feet out in an akimbo
pose.",4445.431,4452.659,65,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, A second little globule of light comes out.,4452.659,4455.668,63,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, I feel it coming! Hit me!,4455.668,4458.857999999999,65,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," Then two more at the same time come out of
my hand. Then they amass upon my little companion",4458.858,4466.279,63,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM,"and form a similar sized little humanoid of light
that then coincides with my little friend. She is",4466.279,4476.476000000001,63,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM,"glowing golden on a table in the middle of the
Nestled Nook.",4476.476,4480.512,63,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, (sings),4480.512,4484.561,65,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," The Goblight, ladies and gentlemen. The
Goblight!",4484.561,4487.5,63,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Thank you!,4487.5,4489.417,65,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," There's some claps in the back rooms. You
see one of the drunken gentlemen has come to",4489.417,4494.5960000000005,57,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"semi-consciousness and goes, ""That's impressive!""
(hic)",4494.596,4498.549999999999,57,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,Then passes back out on the table.,4498.55,4500.99,57,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, How did you learn to do that?,4500.99,4503.49,61,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," I could always do that a little bit, as a
kid. I was always good with magic. I had a knack",4504.371,4515.911,63,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM,for it. That one's easy.,4515.911,4518.549,63,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, That's impressive.,4518.549,4521.315,61,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," Well, thank you.",4521.315,4523.884999999999,63,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, Aw buddy.,4525.147,4527.602,60,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Maybe he can teach you how to do that.,4527.602,4530.352,64,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," Is it something that can be taught to
others?",4530.352,4534.090999999999,61,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," Are you trying to learn magic? Is that a
thing?",4534.091,4537.021000000001,50,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," Well, I'm just a little curious about
how people use their magic.",4537.021,4543.012,61,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," I've seen you have a few tricks up your
sleeve. You seem like you're not totally magic inept.",4543.202,4549.996,60,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," No, it's relatively new for me though, so
I'm just trying to learn.",4549.996,4556.693,61,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, Are you reading a lot?,4556.693,4558.902,63,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," No, I wonder if maybe I should be?",4558.902,4562.9130000000005,61,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," Well, it could be helpful. Although, I'm a
bit of an amateur teacher. I taught Nott the one",4562.913,4572.052,63,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM,"trick you saw, but other things. We've been
working together, I suppose I could try to help",4572.052,4575.848999999999,63,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM,you.,4575.849,4577.406,63,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Have you had your abilities your whole
life, like a kid?",4577.406,4581.842,60,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," No. Again, fairly recently.",4581.842,4587.92,61,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, Something happen?,4587.92,4591.062,60,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, Yeah.,4591.062,4593.547,61,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," Oh, I'm sorry, do you two not know each
other super well? You seem like you do.",4594.408,4600.3640000000005,63,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," We got a good 24-48 hours on the rest of
you.",4600.364,4604.352999999999,60,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," Yeah, we're not super deep.",4604.353,4606.333,61,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, Nope.,4606.333,4609.12,60,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Where did you come from then?,4609.12,4612.474999999999,65,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," Well I came up from the town of Port
Damali.",4612.475,4616.302000000001,61,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, That's where we met!,4616.302,4618.1669999999995,69,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," Yeah, I met Jester a while back and after I
Ieft town, coming up to the northeast, I ran",4618.167,4624.052000000001,61,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS,"across her. I'd seen her do some of her magic
before. That's what I'm trying to learn about.",4625.091,4630.916,61,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," If you need anymore displays, you just let
me know.",4630.916,4635.131,69,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," We've seen that window thing a couple times.
It's good.",4635.131,4638.394,63,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Can I request a display? I think I have a
broken rib. It might be getting more purple.",4638.394,4648.188,68,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Oh yeah, I mean I can ask, but I think I'm
tapped.",4648.188,4652.764,69,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," I'll sleep it off, it's fine.",4652.764,4657.019,68,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Yeah. I can try! I'll put my hand out. I'll
try to cast Cure Wounds. I got shit. I got",4657.019,4674.607,69,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA,nothing. It's not happening.,4674.607,4678.17,69,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, It's past midnight!,4678.17,4679.91,65,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Oh, no. I've got to sleep.",4679.91,4682.275,69,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," You concentrate for a moment. Make a
medicine check.",4682.275,4685.206999999999,70,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Okay!,4685.207,4687.046,69,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Natural 12!,4689.467,4692.37,65,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, That's 17.,4692.37,4694.6359999999995,69,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," 17. You focus on the bruised area, exposed
out of her monk robes. You watch as the slight",4694.636,4703.992,70,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,bruising suddenly turns like a sickly green.,4703.992,4707.076,70,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Is that good?,4707.824,4709.482,65,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, In a very unhealthy way.,4709.482,4712.629,70,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," You know what? I think this might be worse
than just like a bruised rib. Can I poke it? Does",4714.7,4725.121,69,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA,it seem infected?,4725.121,4727.274,69,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, Does it hurt?,4727.274,4728.545,68,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," I'm not going to poke it with my finger,
though, I'm going to poke at it with a fork.",4728.545,4732.786,69,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, Don't poke at me with a fork!,4732.786,4737.156,68,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Right now, she's inspecting it. You take a
fork off the table and poke.",4737.156,4743.677,70,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," No, you don't!",4743.694,4745.3150000000005,68,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," I'll use the blunt end, don't be such a
baby!",4745.315,4749.415999999999,69,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," She pushes it in and the bruise hurts a bit.
You watch as this sickly pus liquid begins to pour",4749.753,4756.161999999999,70,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"out, with a thick viscosity and a lot of it. You
all of the sudden feel like you've punctured a",4756.162,4763.492,70,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"balloon that's beginning to erupt and you feel
awful. Then you blink a few times and it's just a",4763.492,4768.357,70,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,bruise. You hear this distant (cackling).,4768.357,4773.53,70,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Oh, motherfucker, he's such a dick!",4773.59,4776.549,69,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, What? Who? What? What's going on?,4776.549,4780.402,65,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, My bruise is in the shape of a dick?,4780.402,4784.0470000000005,68,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, That would be really cool.,4784.047,4785.813999999999,69,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, That would be fun!,4785.814,4788.308,68,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," I'm just going make sure, I'm going to push
on it a bit more. I think it's okay, you're fine.",4788.308,4793.851,69,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, All right. I'll sleep it off.,4793.851,4796.830999999999,68,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," I think I need some sleep, you guys.",4796.831,4799.813,69,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," Gustav, the person who runs the circus, is
he your friend?",4799.813,4804.928,71,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, He's family.,4804.928,4806.001,72,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, He's family?,4806.001,4807.321,71,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," We take care of each other. He's a good
man.",4807.321,4809.521,72,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, So what's your play tomorrow?,4809.521,4812.4929999999995,71,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," Well, they have all my things and they
have all my family. I'm going to figure out what is",4812.493,4819.044000000001,72,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN,"going on. Try and find out what's actually doing
this. I assume since it's none of us, it's going",4819.044,4826.111,72,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN,to happen again.,4826.111,4827.932,72,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," But how can we because we can't leave this
tavern?",4827.932,4831.019,69,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," Well, I--",4831.019,4835.585,72,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," Were Caleb and I not instructed not to leave
the tavern? We received no formal instruction.",4835.585,4840.375,65,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," No, you weren't part of that formal
instruction. The rest of you were told not to",4840.375,4842.684,70,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,leave the tavern until further notice.,4842.684,4844.305,70,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," I'm sure if we sleep on it, we'll think
of something.",4844.305,4846.537,72,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Fjord! You and I could leave in the morning
the same way we got in.",4846.537,4851.904,69,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, That's true.,4851.904,4853.456,73,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, How'd you get in?,4853.456,4854.899,65,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," With magic. I would show you now, but I'm
out of spells!",4854.899,4860.392000000001,69,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," The fork trick wasn't very fun, was it?",4860.392,4863.44,65,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," No. I was making sure she wasn't a zombie.
I thought she might be.",4863.44,4868.138999999999,69,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, That's fair.,4868.139,4870.1810000000005,72,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," She got clawed, right?",4870.181,4871.410999999999,69,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," A bit, yeah.",4871.411,4872.936,72,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," All right. Hey bitches, I'm going to go to
bed.",4872.936,4877.598,69,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," Where exactly am I going to be sleeping,
by the way? I can sleep down here, but it might be nice--",4877.598,4886.821,72,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," Molly, if you would like to share my room,
you can.",4886.821,4890.324,73,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," Excellent. You don't mind? I'm going to
pull the swords off finally and start getting",4890.324,4897.384,72,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN,comfortable out of the performance clothes.,4897.384,4901.293,72,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," I'm in Jester's room, still, I think.
Sleeping on the floor on my bedroll.",4901.293,4907.380999999999,68,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," As she starts to go to sleep, I want to
draw in my sketchbook and tell the Traveler all",4907.381,4914.661,69,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA,"about the cool things I saw for the day. I'm going
to draw the red faced guard as I pretended I was a",4914.661,4921.493,69,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA,"zombie, and I'm going to draw Molly's horns all
full of jewels and stuff! I'm going to draw the",4921.493,4931.745000000001,69,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA,stack of books.,4931.745,4934.323,69,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, The monster attack?,4934.323,4937.066000000001,65,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," And I'm going to draw like a zombie, but
like as an old man but as he's biting his dentures",4937.066,4944.429999999999,69,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA,fall out and he's not no teeth!,4944.43,4948.534000000001,69,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," All righty. Fairly decent sketches,
actually. You eventually find yourself to sleep.",4948.534,4952.922,70,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"The rest of you, go to your respective rooms and
find yourselves falling into a night's rest. As",4952.922,4961.156999999999,70,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"evening comes to a close and the morning brings
you to consciousness, you are rested. You are",4961.157,4965.481,70,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"healed up, your spells are restored.",4965.481,4968.249,70,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," I can use the Long Rest feature of D&D
Beyond!",4968.249,4971.626,65,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, You hit a button!,4971.626,4975.148,68,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, And all my spells back!,4975.148,4976.456,69,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, There is a button for it.,4976.456,4977.732,72,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," Whoa, nothing changed! No spells. I lost ten
hit points?! What the fuck?! I've done something",4977.732,4988.25,65,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM,terribly wrong.,4988.25,4989.683,65,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM,(laughter),4989.683,4991.538,65,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," D&D Beyond's watching going, ""Fuck you,
Nott!""",4991.538,4995.971,73,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Wait no, you're putting temporary hit
points on! What are you doing?",4995.971,4999.781999999999,69,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, We'll work on this during the break.,4999.782,5003.174,65,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," Self destruct in 10, nine.",5003.174,5007.215,71,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, He just throws the iPad.,5007.215,5009.5650000000005,68,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Coming to consciousness in your respective
rooms, cold morning air. It's a bit frosty. The",5009.565,5014.477,70,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"windows to each of your rooms have a bit of that
curled bit of frost on the outskirts of the glass.",5014.477,5022.773999999999,70,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"It's probably 8:00 or 9:00 in the morning at this
point in time and the day is yours. What do you",5022.774,5027.740000000001,70,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,wish to do?,5027.74,5028.931,70,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," As I wake up, I sit up and I go: Jester?",5028.931,5032.513999999999,68,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Hmm?,5032.514,5034.7,69,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Were you laughing to yourself last night?
I just kept hearing giggling. It was obnoxious.",5034.7,5042.482,68,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, I'm sorry.,5042.482,5043.864,69,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, Uh-huh. I just get ready.,5043.864,5048.373,68,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," As a note, too, for all the drinks you guys
drank last night, that probably put you back about",5048.373,5051.835999999999,70,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,one and a half gold.,5051.836,5053.702,74,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," Molly, that's your tab, right?",5053.702,5056.724,73,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, All but the one you bought me.,5056.724,5059.836,72,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," Yeah, except for that one.",5059.836,5063.201,73,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," To be fair, I didn't give you that
story.",5063.201,5066.755,72,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, That's true.,5066.755,5069.474,76,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," I very carefully start unfolding my robe
and it has my swords very carefully laid out in",5069.474,5075.229,72,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN,"there from the closet. I do a little prayer and
put everything back on.",5075.229,5081.530000000001,72,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, Are you praying over your swords?,5081.53,5084.021,76,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," I am, of course.",5084.021,5086.161,72,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, Is that part of your thing?,5086.161,5092.519,76,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, You seem honest.,5092.519,5094.242,72,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, I try to be.,5094.242,5095.611,76,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," Well, the swords are magic. According to
my mum, they go back in our family generations to",5095.611,5105.864,72,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN,"a very unusual rare line of tiefling that came
from a demon of ice that lived inside a volcano.",5105.864,5114.753,72,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN,"Our family, and I take this with a grain of salt,
were royal guards, were entrusted with these magic",5114.753,5122.8949999999995,72,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN,"swords and these swords can only be activated by
the blood of the royal family. So in honor of any",5122.895,5130.696000000001,72,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN,"fighting I ever do with them, I make sure my blood
is at least drawn once.",5130.696,5136.885,72,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," That's quite the story. Can I insight
check him?",5136.885,5139.042,76,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Yes, you may.",5139.042,5141.432000000001,74,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, 15.,5143.562,5144.708,76,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, What am I fighting against?,5144.708,5146.57,72,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, This would be deception.,5146.57,5148.195,74,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," That would be deception. All right. I'm
lying like a motherfucker.",5148.195,5156.54,72,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," Well thank you for sharing that
honest story with me. It means a lot.",5156.54,5161.28,76,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, I walk downstairs.,5166.634,5168.275,72,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, All right.,5168.275,5169.692999999999,74,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Can I go knock on Fjord's door?,5169.693,5171.625,77,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, Sure.,5171.625,5173.132,74,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Ey oh ey, good morning!",5173.132,5177.25,77,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, She's a morning person too? Jesus.,5177.25,5181.235,65,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, Ey oh ey yourself.,5181.235,5183.793,76,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS,(laughter),5183.793,5189.532999999999,76,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Hey, do you want to get out of here?",5189.533,5192.508000000001,77,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," Yeah, we said we were going to do that,
didn't we? What did you have in mind?",5192.508,5196.331,76,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Well, we sneak out and then we go find out
why there are zombies.",5196.331,5201.577,77,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, That's a detailed plan.,5201.577,5202.992,76,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Yes.,5202.992,5204.298,77,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, I like it. Are we taking anybody with us?,5204.298,5206.492,76,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Well, if they can make themselves not look
like themselves, then sure.",5206.492,5209.8910000000005,77,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," Fair enough. Do you want to ask any of
them?",5209.891,5213.924,76,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Hey, Beau.",5213.924,5214.974,77,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, Yeah.,5214.974,5216.067,78,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Do you have anything you can do to make
yourself not look like you?",5216.067,5223.164,77,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," I take my robes and I flip them inside
out and I take some dirt and dirty it up a little",5223.164,5229.481,78,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA,"bit and take my hair down and I steal
a scarf off of Jester's stuff and I do a",5229.481,5238.651,78,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA,bandana around my head.,5238.651,5241.161,78,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," No, you look like you with a bandana around
your head.",5241.161,5244.328,77,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," Yeah that's not going to cut it, not quite
like what we had in mind.",5244.328,5248.4400000000005,76,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Yeah.,5248.44,5249.924999999999,77,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," What are you guys doing? You guys
leaving? Are you guys fucking leaving? You're not",5249.925,5252.963,78,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA,leaving without me are you?,5252.963,5254.914,78,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," No, of course, we're coming back.",5254.914,5256.157,77,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, You're skipping town.,5256.157,5257.263,78,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," No. Oh, but we could.",5257.263,5259.1539999999995,77,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, She's right here.,5259.154,5260.509,76,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Okay.,5260.509,5262.39,77,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," I could skip town with you, though. Do
you want to skip town?",5262.39,5264.594,78,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, We'll be back.,5264.594,5270.944,77,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," Let's see if Caleb and his little friend
are downstairs first. He has tricks after all.",5270.944,5276.5740000000005,76,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Right.,5276.574,5278.215999999999,77,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Okay, the two of you come to consciousness.
What are you up to?",5278.216,5283.113,74,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," Get some breakfast, I guess?",5283.113,5284.742,65,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," Yeah, we're already down there.",5284.742,5286.126,79,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, You've already gone down there?,5286.126,5287.527,74,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," I've already gone. I'm having breakfast.
I'm leaving a note with the barkeep for Yasha if",5287.527,5291.592,72,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN,she comes back.,5291.653,5292.764,72,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, Okay.,5292.764,5293.935,74,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," I guess I go down and have breakfast as
well.",5293.935,5296.048000000001,78,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," As you guys wander down you find Caleb and
Nott already at a table and Mollymauk returning",5296.048,5299.844,74,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,from the bar after delivering that note.,5299.844,5306.263,74,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, Y'all are downstairs?,5306.263,5307.706,76,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, (messy eating noises),5307.706,5312.468,65,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Can I try to pick a piece of bacon off your
plate?",5312.468,5314.555,77,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," (growls) Sure, for you.",5314.555,5317.947,65,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Thanks.,5317.947,5320.417,77,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," It's like a little dog. The little back
foot creeps up. (growls) If we could we're-- did",5320.417,5331.9400000000005,76,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS,"you just fucking? Shit. We were thinking of maybe
finding our way outside of the inn for a bit. I",5331.94,5345.012,76,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS,"don't want to presume anything, but do you have
the ability to change the way you look?",5345.012,5351.295,76,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, To change the way I look?,5351.295,5353.848,79,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, Yeah. You know,5353.848,5355.138,76,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, To leave the inn?,5355.138,5356.227,79,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," Yeah, assume a different form.",5356.227,5357.21,76,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, Why would I do that to leave the inn?,5357.21,5358.963,79,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, So we can find out why there are zombies.,5358.963,5360.7519999999995,77,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, Why wouldn't I just walk out of the inn?,5360.752,5363.726000000001,79,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Well, because we were told we can't leave
the inn.",5363.726,5365.902999999999,77,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, We weren't told that.,5365.903,5367.9980000000005,65,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, Right.,5367.998,5369.245999999999,76,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Huh. Well, that's convenient.",5369.246,5371.487,77,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, But I can change my appearance.,5371.487,5375.813,65,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Wow. I would never know it was you.,5375.813,5378.898,77,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Yeah.,5378.898,5382.479,65,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," Molly, what about you?",5382.479,5385.887000000001,76,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," Well, I mean look at me. I go into my
bag. I do have a disguise kit. Don't I? I think I",5385.887,5395.264,72,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN,"do. It's so weird to just have things now. Yeah, I
have a disguise kit.",5395.264,5404.469,72,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, Fair enough.,5404.469,5405.932,76,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, What does that mean?,5405.932,5407.632,65,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," It means he can use to try and disguise
himself. Hide features.",5407.632,5411.748,74,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," It'd be a little tricky for me. I 
look like what I'm going to look like.",5411.748,5414.757,72,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN,But the rest of you could do a little work.,5414.757,5417.812,72,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," Beau, I don't want to leave you behind,
but I--",5417.812,5420.921,76,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," It's true. I have a disguise kit, too. I
could help you out.",5420.921,5423.185,77,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, Would you do my makeup for me?,5423.448,5426.909000000001,78,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, I'm really good at makeup.,5426.909,5428.253,77,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, Are you?,5428.253,5429.123,78,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Yeah.,5429.123,5429.816,77,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, Let's do that.,5429.816,5430.785,78,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, I'm really shit at makeup.,5430.785,5432.3,77,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA,(laughter),5432.3,5434.575,77,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," We could just shower this one that would
be enough.",5434.575,5437.637,72,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," He can leave, apparently.",5437.637,5440.422,77,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," Yeah, we could. But not town, we were told
to stay in town.",5440.422,5444.552,79,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," No, no, we're going to stay in town.",5444.552,5447.277999999999,77,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, What are we doing again?,5447.278,5448.888,65,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," We have to find out why there are zombies
so we that don't get arrested for being zombies.",5448.888,5452.923,77,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, So we solve the case to clear our own name.,5452.923,5458.521,65,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," Why shouldn't we just wait for it all to
blow over? We didn't do anything.",5458.521,5465.785,79,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," I tend to find these things don't blow over
necessarily as more they just eventually decide",5465.785,5469.75,72,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN,someone's guilty and take their revenge on them.,5469.843,5472.247,72,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," Do you find yourself in situations like this
often?",5472.247,5474.054,79,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," Not this particular one, but yes.",5474.054,5476.9130000000005,72,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," I mean, look at him. No offense or
anything.",5476.913,5479.424999999999,78,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," None taken, really. A little taken, but
that's fine.",5479.425,5484.437,72,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," He makes a point. I think that the sooner
we find the cause of this, the sooner we can get",5484.437,5487.6759999999995,80,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS,out of here.,5487.676,5490.0070000000005,80,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," She's right, immediately the two of us
are going to get hit with this.",5490.007,5494.177,72,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," If we solve the case we would be absolved.
It's not a terrible plan.",5494.177,5499.527999999999,65,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," And you're so concerned with your goblin
friend. I mean he's in the same boat as the",5499.528,5503.64,78,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA,tieflings.,5503.64,5504.624000000001,78,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, That's a girl.,5504.624,5506.575,79,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, I know it's hard to tell.,5506.575,5507.967,82,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, I said your goblin friend.,5507.967,5509.853,78,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA,LAURA and LAURA: You said he.,5509.853,5510.853,78,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, Whatever.,5510.853,5512.424,78,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," Listen, we've all had a rough night. I know
that my features aren't necessarily the most",5512.424,5519.037,65,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM,"feminine. Among goblin kind, I understand. It's
hard to tell.",5519.465,5528.453,65,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, I can tell.,5528.453,5529.611000000001,82,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, Everybody can tell.,5529.611,5531.762,79,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Yeah.,5531.762,5533.467,82,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, I'm working on it.,5533.467,5536.236,78,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," Let's get out of here. Can I walk back
into a privy, washroom area?",5536.236,5543.894,80,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Yeah, upstairs at the very end of the hall
is the communal washroom.",5543.894,5547.8910000000005,81,matt,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," Can I use my Mask of Many Faces to cast
Disguise Self on myself?",5547.891,5552.5109999999995,80,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Sure, what form so you want to take?",5552.511,5554.176,81,matt,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," Older, white-haired, with a beard. Just
very simple peasant's clothes. Maybe a bit of a",5554.176,5561.443,80,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS,farmer or a land worker.,5561.443,5563.4580000000005,80,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Okay, easily enough. Basic browns and tans
and general farm worker's tunic and supplies.",5563.458,5572.558999999999,81,matt,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," Smudges, dirt on the fingernails.",5572.559,5573.937,80,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Yeah, easy enough.",5573.937,5575.8099999999995,81,matt,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," I'm going to help Beau. You know what I'm
going to do for you? I'm going to use my disguise",5575.81,5581.319,82,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA,kit I'm going to give you a beard.,5581.319,5583.512000000001,82,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Oh, yeah!",5583.512,5584.956999999999,78,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Yeah and I'm going to turn you into a dude,
that's a good disguise, right?",5584.957,5590.062,82,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, Yeah.,5590.062,5590.881,78,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA,"LAURA. Yeah, and a mustache. And a hat.",5590.881,5595.51,78,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, Love it.,5595.51,5597.227,78,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," You really have to sell it though, and act
like a dude.",5597.227,5601.281,65,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," (low, gravelly voice) I think I can do that.",5601.281,5604.457,78,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Oh yes!,5604.457,5606.029,65,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," I'm going to go a step further and tape
down my boobs, bandage them down all the way, you",5606.434,5612.337,78,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA,know wrap them. Stuff my crotch a little bit.,5612.337,5616.042,78,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," All right. Go ahead and make a dexterity
check.",5616.042,5620.917,81,matt,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, Do you want assistance with this?,5620.917,5624.317,72,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Was he helping me?,5624.317,5627.476,82,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, If you want to.,5627.476,5628.8189999999995,81,matt,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Sure.,5628.819,5629.789000000001,82,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, So take it with advantage.,5629.789,5631.2919999999995,81,matt,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," Oh, with advantage.",5631.292,5632.43,72,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Good. Okay, with the advantage. Dexterity.
15.",5632.43,5642.1320000000005,82,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," 15, okay. You actually manage to sell a
decent disguise.",5642.132,5646.19,81,matt,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, Do I have some five o'clock shadow?,5646.19,5648.598999999999,78,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," At a distance, at like three or four feet
would be passable and walking quickly by. Upon",5648.599,5655.571,81,matt,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"close inspection, you could see through it.",5655.571,5657.8679999999995,81,matt,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," Is it like one of those old kids toys where
you use the magnet to pull the little filings up?",5657.868,5661.328,79,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, More or less.,5661.328,5662.394,81,matt,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, Mr. Woolly?,5662.394,5664.515,78,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, A medieval version of that.,5664.515,5667.0160000000005,81,matt,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, Herr Woolly.,5667.016,5668.978,79,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," But impressive. Using the kit and using
whatever scraps of clothing you can find and amass",5668.978,5672.893,81,matt,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"you manage to get a relatively top-knot Silverlake
hobo version of Beau functionally ready to go.",5672.893,5681.928,81,matt,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," It's good, it's good.",5681.928,5684.928,82,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Wait Fjord how do you sound? Say words,
you're manly.",5684.938,5688.395,78,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA,"TRAVIS and MARISHA: Manly words. Mirror image. I
got nuts.",5689.463,5697.996,78,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA,(laughter),5697.996,5701.482,78,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," And I'll cast Disguise Self on myself, as
well, and turn myself into a human with blonde",5701.482,5717.276,82,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA,hair and she's going to be very clean-looking.,5717.276,5723.875,82,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Angelina.,5723.875,5726.647,65,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Yes! With big lips, and a couple jewels on
her fingers.",5726.647,5735.637,82,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Okay. Just double-checking here, Disguise
Self lasts for, is it an hour? Yeah, I thought it",5735.637,5742.056,81,matt,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"was an hour. So while they're doing that, are you
using your disguise kit on yourself?",5742.056,5747.208,81,matt,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," I assume I've just got some very basic
black robe that just--",5747.208,5753.986,72,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Yeah, with a cloak and hood and make-up, you
can probably pass for human as long as you keep",5753.986,5757.91,81,matt,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"the hood up, and keep most of your more
ostentatious garb hidden.",5757.91,5761.396,81,matt,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, I'm sure I've got a set.,5761.396,5763.715999999999,72,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Go ahead and make a dexterity check for your
disguise kit.",5763.852,5766.996,81,matt,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Do you want help?,5766.996,5767.99,82,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," Yes please, this is a lot of work. It's
a natural 20, that'll do it.",5767.99,5772.7699999999995,72,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," All right. Between making your skin tone
more of a natural tan, peach humanoid color, bring",5772.77,5783.511,81,matt,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"the hood up. You actually pull some of your hair
forward and adhere it a bit around the horns so",5783.511,5787.646000000001,81,matt,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"that it looks almost like a cluster of hair in the
front. You manage to tuck in and tie your robe",5787.646,5793.303,81,matt,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"behind you, your usual clothing, and then using an
over-robe to hide most of the material, and you",5793.303,5799.317,81,matt,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"look like a dude passing through. So with that
your disguises are complete, your spells are cast.",5799.317,5805.7,81,matt,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, Is that your human face?,5805.7,5808.379,78,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," While they're doing all that, I want to
stroll outside and see if there's crownsguard",5809.874,5813.249,79,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM,"outside, or what. I'm just going to get a breath
of fresh air and see what's on the street outside",5813.249,5817.134,79,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM,of this place.,5817.134,5818.384,79,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Okay. As you exit, there are two gentlemen
in full crownsguard gear. One is standing outside,",5818.384,5825.009,81,matt,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"the other is currently sitting in a chair, and as
soon as you walk past, they both scan you up and",5825.009,5828.419,81,matt,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"down, continue to watch you pass by.",5828.419,5831.289,81,matt,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," Good. There's only just the two at the
door?",5831.289,5835.849999999999,79,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Just the two that you can see at the front,
yes.",5835.85,5837.792,81,matt,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," Okay, all right. So I just take a minute or
two. I go back inside. And-- on Nott's shoulder",5837.792,5844.561000000001,79,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM,"and say we're good, yeah, I think we're good.",5844.561,5846.514,79,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Excellent.,5846.514,5848.307,87,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Should we try to do this, then?",5848.307,5850.974,86,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," In twos, or singles.",5850.974,5852.988,84,fjord,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Yeah, of course, not all at the same time,
that's obvious.",5852.988,5855.765,86,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," Level two, trying to get out of a fucking
inn.",5855.765,5858.023,84,fjord,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, It's so hard.,5858.023,5859.688,78,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, Now I'm kicking myself.,5859.688,5861.437,72,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, So anxiety-inducing.,5861.437,5863.911,78,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," No, never mind, I didn't do it at the
time, I can't do it now. No retconning, never",5863.911,5867.4890000000005,72,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN,mind.,5867.489,5868.598,72,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," I'm going to squat down over with you,
privately. I still think that this is a bad idea,",5868.598,5875.102,79,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM,but I can tell that you want to.,5875.102,5877.727,79,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," Well it's just that-- listen, there's no
offense, I enjoy our talks and your schooling and",5877.727,5885.628,87,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM,"everything, but I haven't talked this openly and
freely with other people in months. It's amazing.",5885.628,5893.389999999999,87,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," It really is pretty nice, isn't it?",5893.39,5895.3910000000005,79,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Yes!,5895.391,5897.03,87,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," Still, if this goes south, we leave.",5897.03,5899.507,79,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, We're the first ones out the door.,5899.507,5901.317999999999,87,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, Easily.,5901.318,5902.508,79,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Yeah. They'll never know who we were.,5902.508,5905.128,87,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, Caleb and Nott.,5905.128,5906.746,79,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," Well, don't say that too much. I mean, yes,
they do know that we're Caleb and Nott, yes.",5906.746,5911.256,87,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, All right.,5911.256,5912.624000000001,79,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Okay.,5912.624,5913.446,87,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, So we're doing this?,5913.446,5914.332,79,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," Yeah, let's just go with, and see where it
leads.",5914.332,5918.0960000000005,87,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Can I walk up to Nott?,5918.096,5920.3189999999995,86,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," Hi! Yes, we weren't talking!",5920.319,5923.033,87,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, (high-pitched) Do you like my outfit?,5923.033,5924.821,86,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," Oh! What are you? I'm sorry, I'm just a young
girl from the village.",5924.821,5930.9529999999995,87,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, And I'm just a young girl from town.,5930.953,5934.110000000001,86,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," I don't know anything. I should go get my
father.",5934.11,5938.371,87,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," (high-pitched) New York is where I'd
rather stay!",5938.371,5942.256,84,fjord,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS,(laughter),5942.256,5946.669,84,fjord,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Nott, it's me! It's Jester!",5946.669,5950.205,86,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, But you look like--,5950.205,5952.278,87,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," I know! This is how good I am at magic!
Check me out. Are we leaving here or not?",5952.278,5959.525000000001,86,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," Are you afraid you'll be propositioned on the
street?",5959.525,5963.128,87,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, I am really attractive right now.,5963.128,5965.579,86,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Those lips are very big.,5965.579,5968.630999999999,87,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, I came over here to give you the blessing!,5969.522,5971.864,86,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, What is that? What does that do?,5971.864,5973.526999999999,87,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, It helps you with your stealthing!,5973.527,5975.16,86,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," Oh, the stealthy thing, yes, thank you so
much, I'll accept it.",5975.16,5978.433,87,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," You're welcome. Okay, that's it. But I'll
see you outside at some point, okay? Don't be",5978.433,5981.578,86,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA,"scared, come up to me.",5981.578,5982.975,86,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA,SAM and LAURA: Okay.,5982.975,5984.345,86,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Okay, in what order are you leaving?",5984.345,5986.099,88,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, Should I go first?,5986.099,5987.043000000001,89,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Sure!,5987.043,5988.063,86,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Are we going out in pairs? Like you said?
(Deeper) Are we going out in pairs?",5988.063,5993.3060000000005,78,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, Has Adelaine noticed any of this?,5993.306,5996.401,90,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," I imagine you guys have been using your
disguise kits in your own rooms and chambers.",5996.401,6000.76,88,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"Other than that, no one immediately seems to be
noticing. Make a perception check.",6000.76,6006.045,88,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, Not command ops in the tavern hall.,6006.045,6008.281,89,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, Let's call that a--,6008.281,6012.396,90,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, 14!,6012.396,6013.398,86,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," 14, thank you.",6013.398,6015.59,90,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," You do see Yorda, the barkeep, in the
process of wiping out some glasses at the end,",6015.59,6022.278,88,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"she's occasionally giving a glance over to you
guys as you're walking around.",6022.278,6026.926,88,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, (whispering) You go first!,6031.95,6033.55,86,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, You want to come with?,6033.55,6035.714,89,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, Yeah.,6035.714,6038.257,78,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," Don't do anything stupid. Mouth shut, eyes
forward. Show me how you walk. Maybe a little",6038.257,6050.114,89,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS,"less. That's nice. I also assume a little limp,
slight.",6050.114,6055.79,89,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," I'll say for the purpose of this, each of
you make a performance check.",6057.007,6061.4439999999995,88,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Oh, god.",6061.444,6062.917,86,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, 20.,6068.227,6069.122,89,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, 16.,6073.836,6075.283,78,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Okay. The both of you exit out, holding your
breath. Out of your peripheral you can see the",6075.283,6080.234,88,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"deep reds and golds of the crownsguard armor
flanking you as you breach the outer porch of the",6080.234,6088.785000000001,88,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"tavern, stepping down into the dust to the main
street. You curve to the left and see nor hear any",6088.785,6100.25,88,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,reaction from either of them.,6100.25,6102.546,88,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," Just keep moving to the other side of the
street.",6102.546,6104.896000000001,89,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," I go single just a little bit after, and
I rolled a natural 20.",6104.896,6109.053,90,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Is that three for the night?,6109.053,6110.34,87,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, Yep.,6110.34,6111.224,90,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Oh my god.,6111.224,6112.401,87,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, What color is that die?,6112.401,6113.554,89,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," It seems to be iron, like my will.",6113.554,6118.642,90,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," It may not have been the snitch after all,
you asshole.",6120.598,6125.603,88,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, Me and my magic swords.,6125.603,6127.591,90,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Apparently. All right, you saunter by
without an issue. By saunter, I mean you stumble",6127.591,6132.2210000000005,88,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"through. You hear a cough at one point, and it
causes you a moment, but you just continue on",6132.221,6138.599999999999,88,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,without notice.,6139.042,6140.6410000000005,88,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Oh, everybody's leaving and I didn't have a
partner!",6140.641,6143.767,86,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," It's fine, don't worry about it.",6143.767,6145.653,78,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," You can come with us, if you like.",6145.653,6148.377,87,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," But I feel like you guys are noticeable and
why would I be this really beautiful woman leaving",6148.377,6152.831,86,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA,with the stinky guy?,6152.831,6156.388,86,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," It's quickly becoming canon that you just
have shit smeared all over you. You could travel",6157.372,6170.104,87,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM,with me! I could be your daughter.,6170.104,6173.63,87,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, You're my daughter!,6173.63,6174.818,86,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," Yes! We're a couple, and he's our guard or
something, I don't know.",6174.818,6181.899,87,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Yeah! You leave after us Caleb, okay?",6181.899,6185.2880000000005,86,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," Isn't it simpler for you to walk on yourself
like a beautiful woman?",6185.288,6187.317999999999,79,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," No, me and Nott are going to go together.
Okay, come on, Nott!",6187.318,6189.742,86,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," I'm sorry, she's very forward.",6189.742,6192.674,87,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Come on sweetie, let's go.",6192.674,6194.234,86,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," Yes, mommy!",6194.234,6195.859,87,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, And we walk out.,6195.859,6198.102000000001,86,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," You guys don't have to make a performance
check because you've exited before, and you're",6198.102,6203.988,88,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"completely visually a different individual, so you
guys pass through without an issue. Caleb, you can",6203.988,6208.327,88,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"follow up behind, as you are not currently under
direct guard in the tavern. They do notice you",6208.327,6212.044,88,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"exit, and they're aware of your presence, but you
are not confined to the tavern. So you guys all",6212.266,6219.07,88,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"manage to slowly come together a few blocks down
and out of the sight of the crownsguard guarding",6219.07,6224.594999999999,88,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"the Nestled Nook Inn, and where are you off to?",6224.595,6228.497,88,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, We did it! Where should we go?,6228.497,6231.421,86,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, Let's just keep walking for now.,6231.421,6233.491,89,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Okay. Should we walk toward the carnival
where the zombies were?",6233.491,6238.999,86,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," Who was he, would be my question.",6238.999,6242.101,90,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Oh, right. We should find out where he's
from. How do we do that? Should we ask around and",6242.101,6246.968,86,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA,"say hey, anybody know where the old guy came from
that turned into a zombie?",6246.968,6253.138,86,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, That's a good point.,6253.138,6254.84,89,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," Seems to be the most appropriate thing
to ask at this point.",6254.84,6257.529,90,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," Well, we could find some public places and
just gossip a bit, see if anybody has heard of",6257.529,6261.284000000001,91,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM,"him, if a friend has died at the circus last
night.",6261.518,6265.267,91,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," I mean, you mentioned no sick people. If
he was sick, sometimes that word gets around.",6265.267,6270.01,78,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," Maybe there is a morgue, maybe they
recognized him.",6270.01,6273.452,89,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," These small towns, most everyone knows
everybody else.",6273.452,6277.5650000000005,90,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Let's go to, is there a market area?",6277.565,6279.811,86,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," They don't have a large bazaar, but there is
an area that is generally where a lot of the",6279.811,6285.089,92,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"simple wares and vegetables and meats and people
who sell small things that they craft their own",6285.267,6296.032,92,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"at, it's a small market. If you want to make an
investigation check.",6296.032,6300.394,92,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, 16.,6305.639,6307.406,95,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Okay, by going around asking questions and
inquiring and trying to prod people to talk about",6307.406,6314.584,92,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"what transpired the night before, the information
you gather involves the man who passed away. His",6314.584,6320.784,92,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,name is Enon Brinjay.,6320.784,6323.165999999999,92,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, Grimjay?,6323.166,6325.529,91,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Brinjay. He's a standard human being in his
early 80s. He's old, but healthy, it seemed.",6325.529,6342.406000000001,92,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, Was he in good health?,6344.761,6346.555,94,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, Seemed to be in good health for his age.,6346.555,6349.151,92,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, So our war against the old continues.,6349.151,6352.57,91,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, Apparently.,6352.985,6355.027999999999,92,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, We're the Logan's Run of D&D.,6355.261,6359.655000000001,90,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," He seemed to have been retired for quite
some time, but had been making little bits here",6359.655,6366.460999999999,92,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"and there, helping the fishermen move fish to and
from the outside of the lake. He wasn't really",6366.461,6374.241,92,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"well known. The reason people are talking about
him now is because the word is gotten around and",6374.241,6378.921,92,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"gossiped about, but for the most part, he was one
of the many faceless people that live in the town.",6378.921,6384.7880000000005,92,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,A handful knew his name.,6384.788,6387.424999999999,92,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, Retired fisherman?,6387.425,6389.635,90,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, He was helping.,6389.635,6391.778,93,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," Do we know where he was retired from and
where he was staying, maybe where he was drinking?",6391.778,6395.492,90,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN,He had to go somewhere.,6395.492,6397.667,90,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Actually, he was known often to be drinking
at The Old Mud Hole Tavern.",6397.667,6404.578,92,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," Is that with the weird ""e"" spelling?",6407.068,6410.2970000000005,90,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," No, just ""old.""",6410.366,6412.302,92,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, I'm always a fan.,6412.302,6413.182,90,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, I know.,6413.182,6414.297,92,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," ""Ye olde.""",6414.297,6415.572999999999,95,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," ""Ye olde"" It's pronounced ""the"" when you
see the ye.",6415.573,6420.027,90,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," I should point out this is the second
connection to the Ustaloch.",6420.027,6426.118,94,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, The what?,6426.118,6428.274,90,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," Well, before we met up with you two, we
fought off a wicked, sick water snake.",6428.274,6433.823,94,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," It came up out of the lake for some
reason.",6433.823,6436.589,95,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," Is this a metaphor or is this actually a
real thing?",6436.589,6438.7519999999995,90,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, It really happened. I almost died.,6438.752,6441.1720000000005,95,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, I punched a snake to death.,6441.172,6443.602999999999,93,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, She did.,6443.603,6445.169,95,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," There were the snakes in the circus last
night, but it wasn't related to the attack, I",6445.169,6448.362,87,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM,suppose.,6448.362,6449.06,87,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, A little different.,6449.06,6450.903,95,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, How long of a snake are we talking about?,6450.903,6452.879,91,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Oh, it was a giant water snake, then the
little girls were complaining about more and more",6452.879,6459.58,93,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA,instances of these snakes coming out of the lake.,6459.58,6463.351,93,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," And this fellow who died worked with the
fishermen in the lake?",6463.351,6467.405,87,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Well, he took some jobs with them. Did
anybody see him the day of the carnival? Was he",6467.405,6472.722,95,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA,working with anyone that day?,6472.722,6475.088,95,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," You don't find any of that information. That
would be an intense investigation. You would have",6475.088,6479.523,92,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,to go beyond asking questions around a market.,6479.523,6482.8640000000005,92,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Is the lake within the city limits?,6482.864,6485.719999999999,87,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, Yeah.,6485.72,6486.935,93,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," It's technically considered part of the
city. It might not be an issue.",6486.935,6489.962,92,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Where's Ye Olde Mud Hole Tavern at?,6489.962,6496.515,95,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," The Mud Hole Tavern, you've been to before.",6496.515,6500.252,92,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, I was doing my rounds.,6500.252,6501.88,90,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Yeah, when you first entered the city, so
you can--",6501.88,6504.461,92,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," The Lochward, is that what we're talking
about?",6504.461,6506.886,93,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," The Lochward is where the Old Mud Hole would
be at. The Lochward is to the eastern side of the",6506.886,6512.1810000000005,92,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,entire city. The Lochward is the central one.,6512.181,6515.245999999999,92,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, The wards border the lake.,6515.246,6518.466,91,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," So you make your way to the Old Mud Hole.
Entering inside, this is a dark dive of a bar,",6518.466,6525.119000000001,92,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"you've been there once before. It smells heavily
of old, wet wood, ale stains, and peanut. It's a",6525.119,6538.101,92,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"very small area and of the four tables that are
there, they are mostly empty, except for one old",6538.656,6543.98,92,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"man who is sitting there in the process of playing
a game of solitaire with his cards and a man in",6543.98,6549.737999999999,92,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"his 30s thumbing through a book, who would be the
barkeep if there were more patrons at the moment.",6549.738,6555.539000000001,92,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"He's flipping through and glances up and gives you
a look as you enter. ""Can I help you? Are you",6555.539,6561.614,92,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""looking for drinks? Can I get you anything?""",6561.614,6564.32,92,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," Yeah, I would really love a drink and I sit
down next to him. What do you have? I need",6564.32,6567.455,91,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM,"something heavier than a trost. I've had enough
trosts to last me a lifetime.",6567.455,6571.137,91,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""We have liquor.""",6571.137,6572.699,92,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, I will take your liquor.,6572.699,6574.806,91,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""I will get some whiskey for you then.
Whiskey, everyone?""",6574.806,6578.232,92,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, Sure.,6578.232,6579.3369999999995,93,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Two please.,6579.337,6581.804,87,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," It's okay. She's my daughter. She loves
whiskey. I don't even remember what voice I was doing.",6582.954,6591.999,95,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA,(laughing),6592.174,6594.782,95,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, Make a deception check.,6594.782,6597.263,92,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," I let her have any whiskey she wants. Oh,
that's pretty good. 17.",6598.133,6607.192,95,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, We've been doing a pub crawl.,6607.192,6612.393,90,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," He goes and lines up a few small containers,
fills whiskey for all of you. ""All right, that",6612.393,6617.747,92,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""will be eight silver for the batch.""",6617.747,6622.749000000001,92,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," I have that. I pull out eight silver. Oh
wait, silver, did you say? I do not have eight",6624.818,6630.425,91,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM,silver.,6630.425,6632.162,91,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, It's okay. I have it.,6632.162,6634.79,95,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, You do?,6634.79,6635.942,91,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Sure. 
(high-pitched voice) I mean, sure.",6635.942,6639.416,95,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," He takes the silver and puts it away, slides
the drinks to the rest of you and goes back to his",6639.416,6645.7480000000005,98,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,book and starts thumbing through again.,6645.748,6648.572999999999,98,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," Honestly, it's been a terrible 24 hours. We
were at the circus last night and I did not know",6648.573,6657.405000000001,91,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM,"him well, but old man Brinjay fell.",6657.491,6662.681,91,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," He looks up and goes, ""Enon, it's sad to see
him go and many of us were wondering what day it",6662.681,6667.843999999999,98,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""was going to be.""",6667.844,6669.145,98,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, Did you know him?,6669.145,6671.067,100,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""He came in here most every day to drink.
He's a lonely man.""",6671.067,6674.259,98,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, It was a terrible way to go. I'm sorry.,6674.259,6679.374,100,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Doesn't bother me one way or the other.
Just sad to lose a patron.""",6679.374,6684.072999999999,98,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Do you know who was talking to him the day
of the carnival?",6684.073,6688.660000000001,99,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""I don't recall. Sometimes he would tell
stories to whoever was willing to listen and not",6688.66,6695.726,98,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""most were willing to listen.""",6695.726,6697.505999999999,98,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Was he here that day?,6697.506,6699.131,99,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Yesterday?""",6699.131,6700.834000000001,98,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Yeah.,6700.834,6702.623,99,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""I think he came in briefly for a drink
before the carnival, but that was it.""",6702.623,6707.9259999999995,98,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," You know, we should drink to old stories
of Brinjay.",6707.926,6712.671,93,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, (shushes),6712.671,6715.843,101,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," I down my shot. What did the man drink
out of curiosity? What was his final drink? I'm a",6715.843,6721.293,90,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN,bit of a macabre person myself.,6721.293,6723.991999999999,90,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""It's this very whiskey you just had.""",6723.992,6726.1900000000005,98,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," I'll take one more, and I'll get one of
my own.",6726.19,6729.389999999999,90,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," I heard he was sick, too.",6729.39,6733.062,100,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""I don't believe he was ill. I hope not. He
seemed to be rather wasting away. You shouldn't be",6733.062,6744.602,98,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"doing so much manual labor at that age.""",6744.602,6747.228,98,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, What labor was he doing?,6747.228,6749.327,97,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""He carries stuff around from small tasks
to--",6749.327,6753.857,98,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Down at the docks?,6753.857,6755.225,97,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""The docks, up at the North Ward. He carried
crates, boxes. Just odd jobs, ways to get by 'til",6755.225,6762.572,98,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""the end of his days, which now that they've come,
may he rest and not have to do odd jobs ever",6762.572,6767.774,98,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""again."" He pours his own bit of whiskey.",6767.774,6771.536,98,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Do you know who he was doing odd jobs for
that day?",6773.191,6777.336,99,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Your lady voice is worse than mine.,6777.336,6780.83,97,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""To be honest, if he did, I wasn't paying
attention.""",6783.228,6786.798,98,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," I'm sure his family will miss him very
much.",6786.798,6789.295,100,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""There's nobody nearby. He had a son about
35 years ago, but he got married and went up",6789.295,6796.484,98,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""north.""",6796.484,6799.353,98,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," Did he work for any of the particular
breweries around?",6799.353,6804.504,101,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""I don't know. Maybe.""",6804.601,6807.156999999999,98,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, Brinjay.,6811.268,6813.092,93,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Where did he sit in here?,6818.969,6822.783,99,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," He points over to the not the table the guy
is playing solitaire on, but the empty table to",6822.783,6826.912,98,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"the right of him. ""Usually right there in the
corner.""",6826.912,6831.153,98,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," I go sit in the corner. I'm going to look
for anything I can find that looks like an old man was",6831.364,6836.161999999999,99,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA,touching it.,6836.162,6837.813,99,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Okay, make an investigation check.",6837.883,6839.751,98,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Okay. I'm really good at these. 12.,6839.751,6846.416,99,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," 12. It looks like probably old person
touching has been all over here. Yes. The table is",6846.728,6856.751,98,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"very old and warped in places, stains all over it.
It's not a very good table. It's seen some rough",6856.751,6863.069,98,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,days.,6863.069,6864.703,98,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," If we were to go down to the docks and ask
after a few people he worked with, is there anyone",6867.187,6871.381,101,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS,"you know that we should speak to, familiar of
his?",6871.381,6876.122,101,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""I apologize. I served him drinks and
pretended to listen to him many times, but I",6876.122,6880.269,98,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""wasn't really paying attention.""",6880.269,6882.041,98,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, I understand that.,6882.041,6884.570000000001,101,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Is there anyone who did? That wasn't
hypothetical.",6884.57,6888.9039999999995,93,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Maybe. I apologize. I spend most of my days
reading."" He lifts the book.",6890.525,6900.004999999999,98,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, What's the book?,6900.005,6902.618,93,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, You read!,6902.618,6904.466,97,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," Subtle, guys.",6904.466,6907.076,100,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," We got a reader. While they're doing
this, I'm going to saunter over to the card",6907.076,6912.131,90,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN,player.,6912.131,6913.633000000001,90,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," Can I see what's on the spine of that book
from where I am?",6913.633,6917.441,100,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," At a glance at it, it's in Zemnian, which
you can read. The translation would come about to",6917.441,6929.536,98,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,The Rosed Embrace.,6929.536,6933.067,98,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, A romance novel.,6933.067,6935.342,93,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, Probably.,6935.342,6936.71,98,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Is Fabio on the cover?,6936.71,6939.685,99,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," How's your trashy novel? Is it a good one? No
judgement.",6939.685,6945.5470000000005,100,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""It's not trashy. It's very tasteful.""",6945.646,6949.331,98,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," Oh no, I'm fluent in Zemnian. I've read all
of his works.",6950.998,6954.567,100,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Have you?""",6954.567,6955.736,98,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, Mutual fan.,6955.736,6958.093,100,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""I didn't realize there was another Samuel
fan in here. Which is your favorite?""",6958.093,6962.456999999999,98,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, I love the Farthing's Embrace.,6962.457,6964.796,100,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""I haven't read that one.""",6964.796,6967.101000000001,98,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," It's an early one. He actually did it under
a pseudonym. He did a whole series under that",6967.101,6971.625999999999,100,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM,"pseudonym, short stories.",6971.626,6973.344,100,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""What is it again?"" He goes over and grabs a
piece of chalk in the back and starts, ""It was--?""",6973.344,6978.503,98,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, Farthing's Embrace.,6978.503,6981.664,100,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Mein Gott, I did not know about this. I may
have to send out Zadash and see if we can find",6981.785,6990.785,98,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""some of those books. Thank you.""",6990.785,6992.693,98,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, You're a big reader or just Samuel?,6992.693,6995.159000000001,100,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Just recently Samuel. I read on occasion.
It depends on what you can find.""",6995.159,6999.601,98,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," I read a lot, but all I've been able to find
in this town is that parchment place.",6999.601,7005.755,100,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""The parchment place is good for trash. If
you're looking for unique stuff, there's a few",7005.755,7008.872,98,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""places you can go.""",7008.872,7010.276000000001,98,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, Here in town?,7010.276,7011.713,100,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Here in town, yeah. If you're having a hard
time finding a specific book, I would recommend",7011.713,7017.612,98,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""going to Burnished Bibelots.""",7017.612,7020.211,98,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, Burnished Bibelots. Which ward is that in?,7020.211,7022.452,100,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""That is in the North Ward, just on the
outskirts of the main market street. It's a bit of",7022.452,7027.397,98,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""a cluttered mess, but Oglen would be happy to help
you.",7027.397,7031.2029999999995,98,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, Oglen?,7031.203,7032.884,100,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Oglen.""",7032.884,7035.457,98,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, That is good to know. Thank you.,7035.457,7039.160000000001,100,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Not to worry.""",7039.16,7041.785,98,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," Those are hard to find, the Farthing's
Embrace.",7041.785,7046.816,100,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""I imagine so. It can't be that bad.""",7046.816,7050.784,98,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," He wasn't as proud of them. Early work and
all that.",7050.784,7053.767,100,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Of course. I have a contact in Rexxentrum.
If I cannot find it in Zadash, I will get it from Rexxentrum.""",7053.767,7057.875,98,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, That would be the place.,7058.246,7060.262,100,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""What's your name?""",7060.262,7061.893,98,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, My name is Caleb.,7061.893,7063.321,100,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Caleb. Pleasure to meet you. I am Vosna.""",7063.321,7066.318,98,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," Thank you for the drink, Vosna. I'll be
taking my leave now.",7066.318,7072.867,101,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Of course. If anybody else is a reader as
well, come by and talk sometime.""",7072.867,7079.768,98,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, Not there at all.,7080.816,7083.4,103,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, This has been quite a day.,7083.4,7086.554999999999,100,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Is there pictures?
(in high-pitched voice) Is there pictures?",7086.555,7090.89,99,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Pictures are up in here.""",7093.857,7096.81,102,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Oh. Sounds exciting.,7097.103,7103.311,99,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, I sneak my undrunk whiskey to Nott.,7107.851,7111.281,100,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," I take out my flask from my leg, unscrew it,
and pour it in.",7111.61,7116.353,97,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, Okay.,7116.353,7119.182,102,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," What do you guys think? Should we stay
here? Should we go somewhere else?",7120.748,7126.052,99,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, We got to get Molly.,7126.052,7128.964,101,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," I just sat down for a moment with this
solitaire player.",7128.964,7130.983,103,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, Correct.,7130.983,7133.604,102,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," They say that solitaire is the game for
the death-obsessed. There's inevitability to every",7135.641,7139.804999999999,103,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN,"hand, most of them are doomed from the start no
matter what you do. Any interest to buck fate and",7139.805,7147.666,103,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN,"try your hand at an opponent for once? No money,
just friendly.",7147.666,7152.484,103,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN,I slide the rest of my whiskey over.,7159.834,7162.807,103,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Are you a devil?""",7162.807,7165.005,102,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, I've been called worse.,7165.005,7167.118,103,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""I don't play with devils.""",7167.118,7169.829000000001,102,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," I'm just a man who saw another man die
yesterday. It's been heavy on my conscience and I",7169.829,7175.599,103,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN,"was just wondering if there was anything you could
tell me about Enon.",7175.599,7179.267,103,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Enon wanted to go to that bloody circus.""",7179.267,7183.6759999999995,102,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, I'm regretting it myself.,7183.676,7186.175,103,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""I told him not to go. Stupid, it is for the
common folk and the young. He's always had his",7186.175,7193.514,102,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""head in the clouds.""",7193.514,7195.406,102,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," Has he? That's not what other people
have said.",7195.406,7198.039,103,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Other people are stupid.""",7198.039,7202.309,102,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," Why do you think he went? Why do you
think that happened to him?",7202.309,7206.381,103,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""He's lonely. Don't trust the carnival.
Nothing but spooks and magicians and things that",7206.381,7215.322,102,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""want to take your life and take your money, take
your family, whisk you away. Fuck the circus.""",7215.322,7224.831,102,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," Fuck the circus. So that's what you
think happened to him, then? I feel like there's",7224.831,7235.484,103,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN,something evil afoot.,7235.484,7238.983,103,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Says the devil.""",7238.983,7241.805,102,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," Again, I've been called worse. Sure you
have in your time, as well.",7241.805,7244.751,103,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," He takes the drink, sips it. ""Don't come
'round here no more.""",7246.111,7250.69,102,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," I take my cup back. Down it. I love
small towns.",7254.626,7261.093,103,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, Shithead.,7262.414,7264.152,105,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," We head outside. Well, that was
revealing.",7264.62,7270.053,104,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Was it?,7271.096,7272.486999999999,97,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," We learned a few things, actually. He's a
prime target. Perfect victim, perfect candidate.",7272.487,7280.908,105,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA,"No one really paid attention to him, he was old,
he had no family, his son's gone.",7280.908,7286.899,105,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, Awfully convenient.,7286.899,7288.207,103,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Awfully convenient. Still awfully
convenient that your little circus doesn't allow",7288.207,7294.385,105,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA,"the elderly, which you never fully explained, and
he happened to be one of the oldest people in that",7294.385,7299.462,105,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA,"circus. Where did that rule come from?
The sick makes sense, I asked you that",7299.462,7306.594,105,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA,"before, but why elderly?",7306.594,7310.139,105,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," That rule's been around for as long as I
can remember because it makes people think the",7310.139,7313.49,103,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN,show's dangerous. Gives them a thrill.,7313.49,7318.875,103,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," You're worried about them having a heart
attack or something?",7318.875,7321.728,104,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," We're not really worried about people
having a heart attack; we want people to be",7321.728,7324.289,103,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN,"worried about having a heart attack, because then
they're more excited to come see the show. This is",7324.289,7328.7609999999995,103,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN,how these shows work.,7328.761,7330.206,103,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, Do you know who implemented that rule?,7330.206,7332.397,105,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, Before my time.,7332.397,7334.691,103,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," In his defense, every carnival I've gone to
has said no sick people, no old people.",7334.691,7340.878,99,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, It's a boilerplate.,7340.878,7344.094,103,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, Still a good candidate.,7344.094,7347.069,105,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," If you were trying to hide doing
something to someone it's a great candidate. If I",7347.069,7350.908,103,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN,"was trying to get away with something, terrible
idea.",7350.908,7354.448,103,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Or if you were trying to frame someone.
Seems to be a lot of pretty bigoted people in this",7354.448,7361.031,105,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA,"town who don't like tieflings and other strange
lots. Jester, you actually said one of the",7361.031,7367.49,105,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA,"smartest things of the night, which is-- you did,
yeah. Which is, guard's really weird.",7367.49,7377.5,105,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Right?,7377.5,7378.537,99,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, Yeah.,7378.537,7379.773,105,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," Wait, what?",7379.773,7380.9800000000005,103,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, The guards are really weird.,7380.98,7382.505999999999,99,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," The Crownsguards. As you were saying, the
Ustaloch?",7382.506,7386.066000000001,105,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, What kind of weird?,7386.066,7387.4929999999995,103,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Like, you know, they-- What kind of weird?",7387.493,7391.519,99,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA,(laughter),7391.519,7394.2660000000005,99,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," They seem to be the one connecting
through-line. Also, what's her name, Norda?",7394.266,7406.494,105,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA,"Mentioned that she didn't want to let you lot in,
but made an exception. I don't know, if I wanted",7406.494,7415.767,105,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA,"to do something, and if I already knew a bunch of
people were upset and angry at a circus and",7415.767,7422.099999999999,105,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA,"strange people coming in, it's easy framing, in my
opinion.",7422.1,7429.213000000001,105,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," She makes a valid point, actually.",7429.213,7431.504,104,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS,"LAURA. Oh. If people are scared of carnivals, they
won't want them in the future.",7431.504,7437.42,104,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, Bingo.,7437.42,7439.554,104,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," That, or if you're up to no good and you
don't want to get caught, blame it on the easy",7439.554,7445.134,105,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA,frame. The weirdos who just rolled into town.,7445.134,7448.737,105,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Great, so we just need to investigate the
guards.",7448.737,7453.501,99,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," That might be harder to do. Maybe we go
down to the Lochward.",7453.501,7456.537,104,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," Start at the docks, but I'll keep that
in mind.",7456.537,7458.541,103,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," I don't know, it might not be the
guards. There might be another through-line",7458.541,7460.945000000001,105,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA,that we're missing.,7460.945,7462.286999999999,105,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Do we need to question the guards?,7462.287,7465.369000000001,99,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, That sounds terrible.,7465.369,7466.759999999999,97,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Maybe we should tell them they can't leave
town.",7466.76,7469.039000000001,99,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Ooh, that's a good idea, yeah! Maybe when
they question us--",7469.039,7473.38,105,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, We turn it around!,7473.38,7474.6900000000005,99,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA,MARISHA and LAURA: Yeah!,7474.69,7476.161999999999,99,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, I like that.,7476.162,7477.435,105,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," I was about-- nope, nevermind.",7477.435,7479.27,103,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, What?,7479.27,7480.4800000000005,99,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," I was about to be very impressed, but I
take it back.",7480.48,7482.7789999999995,103,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, Aw.,7482.779,7484.688,105,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," How far is it from where we are to the
Lochward?",7487.083,7489.670999999999,104,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," You guys are technically in the Lochward.
It's a quick jaunt over to the edge of the Ustaloch.",7489.671,7495.523,102,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," So the Ustaloch is the docks? It's what
they called the ward, or it's the lake?",7495.523,7501.046,105,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," It's the giant lake that the docks are up
against. The city is built against this giant,",7501.046,7504.039000000001,102,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,kidney bean-shaped lake.,7504.039,7505.713,102,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," What does ""usta"" mean? What does ""usta""
come from?",7505.713,7508.772,105,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, Do you speak Zemnian?,7508.772,7511.012,102,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, You speak Zemnian.,7511.012,7512.753,105,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, I do speak Zemnian.,7512.753,7514.066,100,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," What does ""usta"" mean?",7514.066,7515.329,103,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, It means--,7515.329,7517.026,100,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, Do you know?,7517.026,7518.0199999999995,102,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, Do I know?,7518.02,7519.171,100,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, I just wanted to fuck with you.,7519.171,7521.17,102,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," It's been a while, but osten means lake. No,
it's not Lake Lake.",7521.17,7526.979,100,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Essentially, it just means ""an east lake.""",7526.979,7528.785,102,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,LIAM and MARISHA: East Lake.,7528.785,7531.16,102,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, Very good.,7531.16,7533.059,103,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, Not too complicated.,7533.059,7535.83,102,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, All right.,7535.83,7537.518,105,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," I'd like to avoid the guards for as long
as possible.",7537.518,7541.15,103,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, Agreed.,7541.15,7542.161,105,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," Let's head down to the docks. Keeping an
eye out for crownsguard.",7542.161,7548.291,104,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," As you guys make your way towards the
Ustaloch and the Dockward there, we'll go and take",7548.291,7553.935,102,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"a break. We'll be back in a few minutes. We'll
continue to unveil this mystery.",7553.935,7558.521000000001,102,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, This is exciting. Gripping.,7558.521,7561.514,97,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Indeed. I suppose. Little low level mystery
here. We'll see where this goes. All right guys,",7561.514,7570.107,102,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"back here in a few minutes. We're going to take a
quick restroom break, pick it up from here. We",7570.107,7573.929,102,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"have video at the break for this week's contest,
so if you're watching on Twitch, feel free to go",7573.929,7578.692,102,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"ahead and pay attention to get the password and
enter this contest, and we'll have the victor at",7578.692,7583.112,102,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"the end of the break. We'll be back here in a few
minutes, and we'll see you then.",7583.112,7588.138,102,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,[break],7588.138,8441.677,102,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Welcome back, everyone. Before we dive in,
real fast, we do have a winner from the chat.",8441.677,8447.482,108,fishermen,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"Thanks, Sam. Congratulations to AvilynRain,
AvilynRain in the Twitch chat! You won the awesome",8447.482,8454.676,108,fishermen,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"Wyrmwood prize package. Danoba will be in contact
with you to get your contact information and get",8454.676,8459.331,108,fishermen,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,that sent out to you. Congratulations.,8459.331,8462.563,108,fishermen,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," I love how we just went through every
rain song in about 30 seconds.",8462.677,8467.322,105,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Yeah we did! Most of them. As you guys make
your way across the streets of the Lochward, you",8467.322,8474.667,108,fishermen,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"find yourself to the docks, which are about five
or six main dock structures that protrude anywhere",8474.667,8482.448,108,fishermen,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"from ten to 30 or so feet into the loch itself.
There are no major ships. The biggest river that",8482.448,8489.960000000001,108,fishermen,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"exits the loch heads towards the mountains, so
there is no direct path to the inlet. All the",8489.96,8493.850999999999,108,fishermen,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"boats in here are small fishermen's boats; they're
designed specifically for the lake, for freshwater",8493.851,8498.146,108,fishermen,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"fishing and whatever needs to be transferred from
bank to bank. As you approach, you can see a good",8498.146,8505.461000000001,108,fishermen,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"amount of the boats are still out on the water.
You can look out and see the outline of them",8505.461,8509.609999999999,108,fishermen,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"against the horizon. You see a couple of small
landmasses in the center of the loch, that are",8509.61,8516.259,108,fishermen,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"barely out of view. You approach, and the first
couple of fishermen that walk past you both look",8516.259,8524.963,108,fishermen,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"to be hardened in their years. Their skin is very
battered by the sun, it's wrinkled and dark from",8524.963,8534.199,108,fishermen,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"constant beating of the sky upon them. They glance
over at this unique-looking troupe as they",8534.199,8540.62,108,fishermen,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"approach. They stop and don't say anything, they
just look at you like ""What are you doing here?""",8540.62,8545.112000000001,108,fishermen,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Do we still have Disguise Self up?,8545.112,8546.904999999999,109,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, You have it for maybe ten more minutes.,8546.905,8550.718,108,fishermen,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, Oh shit.,8550.718,8552.68,105,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, Do we see any King's Guard? Crownsguard?,8554.019,8557.637,110,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, Crownsguard? Make a perception check.,8557.637,8560.268,108,fishermen,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, 11.,8567.812,8569.811,109,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," 11, same.",8569.811,8572.177,110,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Glancing about, you don't see any
crownsguard in the immediate vicinity of the",8572.177,8575.387999999999,108,fishermen,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"Lochward. You've seen them, they patrol the town
and walk through, ward to ward, but you don't see",8575.388,8580.606000000002,108,fishermen,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"any at the moment, no.",8580.606,8582.524,108,fishermen,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Looks like we're ahead of them in the
investigation.",8583.577,8588.048999999999,109,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Hey, Jester. Do you happen to remember
the name of that guy whose daughter we saved from",8588.049,8597.138,105,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA,the snake?,8597.138,8598.585000000001,105,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Oh shit.,8598.585,8600.598,109,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, Yeah.,8600.598,8602.993,105,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Let's see if I wrote it down in my
sketchbook.",8602.993,8605.921,109,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Yeah, because I didn't write it down.",8605.921,8608.83,105,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, King Bertrand?,8608.83,8610.376,109,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, No.,8610.376,8612.126,110,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Okay. What about-- no, I know that guy.
Nope, I didn't.",8612.126,8626.829,109,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, Damn it.,8627.18,8628.307,105,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," You remember where he lives, mostly, because
you were there.",8628.307,8630.473,108,fishermen,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, That's true.,8630.473,8632.064,105,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, We could go by there.,8632.064,8633.517,109,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, We could go by. He seems to like us.,8633.517,8636.351,105,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," He worked out there, right?",8636.351,8639.061,109,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA,MARISHA and LAURA: Yeah.,8639.061,8640.811,109,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," You guys make your way along the edge of the
loch to the outside of the fisherman's house. The",8640.811,8648.225,108,fishermen,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"house is currently being repaired. You can see in
the main doorway, the door is off the hinges, and",8648.225,8655.224,108,fishermen,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"there's a large pile of ruined furniture and
cabinets that have been shifted out of the",8655.224,8659.77,108,fishermen,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"building. You can also see a long serpentine
body that is currently being skinned by a younger",8659.77,8670.549,108,fishermen,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"man, probably 14 or 15. He's in the process of
carving the skin off of it. This thing is about 20",8670.549,8675.525000000001,108,fishermen,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,to 25 feet long.,8675.525,8677.809,108,fishermen,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, That's the snake I punched.,8677.809,8679.469,105,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," That's your work? That's impressive. You
took it all by yourself?",8679.469,8682.859999999999,100,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Well, no. They helped me. I'm not an
egomaniac. They fucking helped me.",8682.86,8688.284000000001,105,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," But I saw your guns last night. You probably
took the lead.",8688.284,8691.795,100,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Give credit to the whole damn group, move
on.",8694.265,8698.680999999999,105,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, Flattery got you nowhere.,8702.604,8706.028,110,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," I'm comparing the snake to the snake
that's tattooed on my hand to try and get the",8706.028,8710.254,103,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN,heads to be the exact same size.,8710.254,8713.838000000002,103,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," We have been in the woods for too long. I've
forgotten how to talk to people.",8713.838,8718.187,100,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Your game is really suffering.,8718.187,8721.534,97,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, Thanks for the damn compliment.,8721.534,8724.608,105,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," As you approach, the young man with this
large, sharpened knife-- it looks like it may have",8724.608,8731.204,112,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"been a heavy butchering knife that he's using to
fillet and pull the skin off the snake. Looks back",8731.204,8736.869999999999,112,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"at you guys and doesn't know what's going on. You
hear a voice go, ""Hey!"" You look up and you see",8736.87,8742.832,112,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"the fisherman that you saw before, the one who
came to you guys in the tavern. He's up on top of",8742.832,8745.734,112,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"the roof, and he's currently boarding some
portions of it. It looks like a part of the roof",8745.734,8749.474,115,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"had been damaged in the fray. He goes, ""Hold on,""
gets up, and comes down the ladder on the side and",8749.474,8756.282000000001,116,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"approaches. You can see he's sweating. ""I'm so
sorry, I didn't know you were coming. What can I",8756.282,8762.152999999998,116,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""do for you?""",8762.153,8763.416000000001,116,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, Sorry for dropping in.,8763.416,8765.646999999999,105,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Do we look like ourselves yet?,8765.647,8767.720000000001,113,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," No, actually. This is an interesting point.",8767.72,8772.411999999998,116,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, Damn it.,8772.412,8774.382,114,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Wait. None of you look the same.,8774.382,8776.288,97,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," That's right, no, thank you for reminding
me. He comes out and he goes, ""How can I help",8776.288,8780.239,116,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""you?""",8780.239,8781.184,116,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,(laughter),8781.184,8783.875999999998,116,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, It's us!,8783.876,8786.318,113,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Yeah, it's me. I pull the hat off and
pull my hair up. It's Beauregard. We killed your",8786.318,8795.634999999998,105,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA,snake?,8795.635,8797.797,105,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," (in normal voice) Pretend that I don't
talk-- (in human accent) Pretend that I don't talk",8799.457,8803.65,113,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA,like this.,8803.65,8804.546,113,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," Fuck it, I drop Disguise Self.",8804.546,8807.438,114,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," He goes,""Ah!""",8807.438,8809.077,116,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, I'm sorry to deceive you.,8809.333,8812.220000000001,114,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, I'm very confused.,8812.22,8814.396999999999,116,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Oh no. Don't worry about it. What was
your name, friend?",8814.397,8819.752,105,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Rinaldo.""",8819.752,8820.768,116,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Rinaldo! That's what it was. I knew it
was an R! Okay, Rinaldo.",8820.768,8826.186,105,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," Rinaldo, this snake that was in your house
is not the only strange occurrence that's been",8826.186,8829.743,114,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS,"happening. We're trying to find out the cause of
it. Have you seen anything else like this in the",8829.743,8833.642,114,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS,time that's passed?,8833.642,8836.735999999999,114,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""No, we've been doing repairs on the house
and getting everything underway. This is the first",8836.736,8840.27,116,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""thing that's come on this side. Most of them live
toward the center of the lake and stay underwater.",8840.27,8846.376,116,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""It's been two in the last few months that have
come up. It's a bit of a nuisance.""",8846.376,8850.649,116,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Have you seen any zombies coming out of the
lake?",8850.649,8853.603,113,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Zombies? What are you talking about?""",8853.603,8856.771999999999,116,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," We're asking after a man that helped down
at the docks, named Enon. Have you heard of him?",8856.772,8861.397,114,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Enon?""",8861.397,8862.558,116,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, Enon.,8862.558,8863.747000000001,114,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Yeah, I worked with him a couple times. He
comes through, looking for work, asking to see",8863.747,8868.921999999999,116,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"what's available.""",8868.922,8870.115,116,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," You obviously have not heard the news from
the traveling circus in town. From last night.",8870.115,8877.201,100,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""No. That's the big blue tent, right?""",8877.201,8879.185,116,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, That's correct.,8879.185,8880.355,100,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""No, what's going on?""",8880.355,8881.978,116,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, (whispering) Enon turned into a zombie.,8881.978,8883.918,113,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, What?,8883.918,8884.967999999999,97,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," (louder) Enon turned into a zombie!
(whispering) And was killed.",8884.968,8888.916000000001,113,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, What?,8888.916,8891.458999999999,97,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible.
Wow, that's really terrible. I'm sorry.""",8891.459,8900.127,116,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," We were trying to see if he might have
worked with people that might have known what he",8900.127,8903.467,114,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS,"was doing that day, earlier.",8903.467,8906.075,114,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""I haven't seen him at the docks in a while.
Not for a week, at least.""",8906.075,8909.112000000001,116,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,TRAVIS and LAURA: Really?,8909.112,8910.603,116,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," Is there anything out of the ordinary from
the past week or two that comes to mind? Anything",8910.603,8916.409,100,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM,off about the run-of-the-mill stuff?,8916.409,8918.979,100,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Other than a giant fucking snake ruining my
house, but not that comes to mind, no. Circus",8918.979,8927.793,116,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""coming into town, that's a little weird.""",8927.793,8931.053,116,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," I see you're skinning the beast. Can I ask
why?",8931.053,8934.577,114,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""I'm not going to let it go to waste. That's
some good meat. Some good skin.""",8934.577,8939.21,116,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," You mentioned the circus coming to town
as weird. Why?",8939.21,8944.731,105,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Because there's a circus in town.""",8944.731,8948.144,116,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," He just means out of the ordinary, yeah?",8948.144,8950.117,100,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Yeah. We don't get many shows and traveling
folk. Last time this was here, a year ago, it came",8950.117,8955.822,116,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""and went in a week.""",8955.822,8958.76,116,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," You said you hadn't seen this-- hi. You said
you hadn't seen this person in a week? Was that",8959.181,8965.531,97,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM,unusual?,8965.531,8967.662,97,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""No. I didn't keep up with him. He came
through every now and then. I had a little cash",8967.662,8973.508,116,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""and needed some help hauling things around. I
asked for his assistance. He was an old fella, and",8973.508,8979.256,116,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""it was less that he was helpful and more that we
wanted to help when we could.""",8979.256,8985.503999999999,116,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," If we went down to the docks where he
worked, is there anyone that we should ask for, to",8985.953,8989.423999999999,114,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS,"speak to, who might have known him better?",8989.424,8992.493,114,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Your guess is as good as mine. To be fair,
although we're a community, we're also relatively",8992.493,8997.516,116,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""competitive. You understand.""",8997.516,9001.714,116,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, I do.,9002.097,9004.002,114,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," You think anyone would have wanted him
marked or harmed in some way?",9004.002,9007.946,103,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""I don't think so. He's an old man. I
haven't seen or heard anyone-- his disposition",9007.946,9016.66,116,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""seemed positive enough, if a little sad and
lonely.""",9016.66,9021.903,116,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," If you think of anything, or if you hear
anyone speak about him, you can find us at the",9024.486,9028.769,114,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS,"Nestled Nook Inn. We'd appreciate anything, if it
happens to reach your ears.",9028.949,9033.437,114,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Of course. Let me finish up here with the
roof and I'll ask around, see if anything comes up.""",9033.437,9038.539999999999,116,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, Much obliged.,9038.598,9040.117,114,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," How's your little girl doing? Sorry, I
cover my beard.",9040.117,9048.514000000001,105,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""It just wasn't expected.""",9048.514,9050.832999999999,116,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, Sorry.,9050.833,9052.177,105,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""No, she's doing great. She's been a little
spooked, but she slept well last night. She's",9052.177,9057.818,116,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""doing fine. Thank you again for what you guys did
for me.""",9057.818,9063.89,116,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, You're welcome.,9063.89,9066.502999999999,113,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, What? For what?,9066.503,9071.033000000001,97,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, We saved a little girl!,9071.033,9072.66,113,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," Oh yes, that's right.",9072.66,9074.539,97,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," If you see any zombies, please let us
know.",9074.539,9079.79,113,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""I will. You were so kind to help me when I
saw a snake, I figure if I see a zombie, you'd",9079.79,9083.636,116,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""also be helpful.""",9083.636,9084.875,118,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," We would, definitely. We already killed a
zombie too!",9084.875,9089.704,113,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," This is just a snake. This is a big,
weird snake I'm looking at?",9089.704,9093.556999999999,117,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, You can inspect it if you want.,9093.557,9095.400000000001,118,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," No, I've been looking at the snake this
entire time.",9095.4,9097.137999999999,117,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Oh, we have one of its fangs. I pulled it
out.",9097.138,9099.871000000001,120,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, Make a nature check.,9099.871,9101.937,118,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," Ooh, don't do those much either.",9101.937,9103.923,97,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," I have a fang too, right?",9103.923,9105.997000000001,119,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, Nine.,9108.22,9109.88,117,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Nine? You don't know much about snake
biology. It's hard to tell if it's out of the",9109.88,9113.967999999999,118,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,ordinary. It's just a big snake.,9113.968,9116.693000000001,121,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, Looks like mine.,9116.693,9118.169,117,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Only bigger.,9118.169,9119.055,120,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, Much bigger.,9119.055,9121.542,117,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, Shall we?,9121.542,9123.14,114,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Fuck. Sure.,9123.14,9124.848,120,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, We are the best detectives ever.,9124.848,9127.408,97,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," I feel like we are really doing bad at this
detective thing.",9128.956,9131.932,120,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," We should probably wrap up whatever we're
doing. I imagine they're going to come by the inn",9131.932,9135.166000000001,114,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS,soon and try and speak with us. Not you two.,9135.166,9138.054,114,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," We didn't leave any sort of Ferris Bueller-y
thing?",9138.054,9141.239,97,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," Nope. No stuffed beds, no recordings on
the old VHS.",9141.239,9147.021999999999,114,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," What are you guys doing? Where are you
going?",9149.465,9151.771,121,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," Is there anywhere else that we need to
inspect? The carnival or more docks stuff?",9151.771,9156.095000000001,97,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," I feel like going back to the carnival is
probably a bad idea.",9156.095,9159.249,120,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," I'd say the docks are his home, if we
could figure out where he lived.",9159.249,9162.446,117,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Where he was last seen.,9162.446,9164.341,97,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, He was last seen at the circus!,9164.341,9166.341,117,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Rinaldo!,9166.341,9168.385,120,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Yeah?""",9168.385,9169.669,122,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Do you know where Enon lives?,9169.669,9174.265,120,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""I can't say I do. I'm sorry. My apologies.
Wish I could be of more help.""",9174.265,9181.682999999999,122,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, It's okay.,9181.683,9184.368,120,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," You don't happen to know what happened
to his son, by any chance?",9184.368,9187.761,117,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""I didn't even know he had a son.""",9187.761,9190.809000000001,122,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," See? We're better investigators than this
guy.",9190.809,9193.396999999999,120,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, But he's not trying to investigate!,9193.397,9198.164,97,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," I take the compliment. I'm putting it my
pocket. I'm keeping it for later.",9198.164,9201.208,117,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, He climbs back up the ladder to the roof.,9201.208,9203.313,122,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," I'm starting to think that following
Enon's story isn't necessarily going to lead us",9203.313,9206.951000000001,119,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA,here. He seems like a random victim.,9206.951,9211.249,119,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Hey, 14 year old kid!",9211.249,9214.411,120,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," He has this puffy red 'fro going on. He
looks pale, fresh to this, scrawny. He's stopped",9214.411,9221.973,122,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"drawing his blade across the snake. ""Yeah?""",9221.973,9226.612,122,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Do you live here?,9226.612,9228.074999999999,120,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""No, I live about three houses up.""",9228.075,9230.677000000001,122,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Did you go to the carnival?,9230.677,9232.396999999999,120,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Last night? Yeah, I was there.""",9232.397,9233.958,122,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Okay, where were you at the carnival?",9233.958,9236.351,120,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""I actually snuck in under the tent after it
had started.""",9236.351,9240.955,122,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Right, that's a good thing. Were you close
to Enon? In the show. Were you on that side or the",9240.955,9249.513,120,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA,other side? Did you see the zombie?,9249.513,9253.768,120,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""I saw him a little bit. He was in the front
and I had people in front of me, but I think I saw",9253.768,9258.456,122,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""some of it. It was pretty cool.""",9258.456,9260.532,122,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," It was kind of crazy, right? Have you heard
any ghost stories around town lately? About scary",9260.532,9266.913999999999,120,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA,things happening?,9266.914,9269.43,120,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""My grandma told me a ghost story years ago
about these giant badger creatures that live on",9270.716,9279.179,122,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""the hills of the Ashkeeper that can stand up on
their hind legs, and they come down and they eat",9279.179,9284.548,122,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""kids that don't go to bed in time.""",9284.548,9286.981000000002,122,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Oh shit. Those guys are scary, I've heard
of them. You should be really careful. Have you",9286.981,9293.953,120,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA,heard anything about zombies?,9293.953,9296.35,120,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""No, not since that.""",9296.866,9300.142,122,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, What's up?,9302.109,9304.298,100,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Caleb has seen some shit.,9304.298,9307.400000000001,120,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""I have to finish the--""",9309.06,9311.292,122,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Hey, listen, if you hear any other ghost
stories, you come and find us, okay?",9311.361,9315.684000000001,120,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Okay.""",9315.684,9316.444,122,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, All right.,9316.444,9318.008,120,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA,(laughter),9318.008,9320.613,120,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Are we just going from person to person
in town telling them to come find us?",9320.613,9323.797999999999,119,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, We are really terrible at this!,9323.798,9326.027,97,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," Well, she's making friends with
everybody. I don't see any of you making friends.",9326.027,9329.038,117,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," I'm a little concerned that we've been
gone for a while.",9329.038,9331.156,114,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Yeah, maybe we should get back.",9331.156,9332.724,119,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," Maybe let these two, that aren't under
house arrest--",9332.724,9335.412,114,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Continue the investigation? Or go back?,9335.412,9339.261,97,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," No, continue. I mean, if you're up for
it.",9339.261,9344.035,114,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," Yeah, yeah, We'll be a regular--",9344.035,9346.066,97,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," Yeah, we've done nothing wrong. We're not
sweating it. I'm not sweating--",9346.066,9350.887,100,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Yeah, I believe you completely. That was
very believable. I'm going to give you another",9350.887,9356.234,120,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA,"blessing before you leave, okay?",9356.234,9357.792000000001,120,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," What are you talking about? None of us did
anything. None of us! We protected the people of",9357.792,9361.473,100,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM,this town!,9361.473,9362.624,100,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, It's true.,9362.624,9363.613,120,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, It is true.,9363.613,9364.635,100,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, I know.,9364.635,9365.436,120,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," That's easy. Let's go solve a mystery,
Nott.",9365.436,9369.141,100,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, All right.,9369.141,9370.57,97,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," Were you being sarcastic-- oh, no you
weren't, okay. Catching up on that.",9370.57,9375.035,117,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," So, kids don't know anything about this,
old people don't know anything about this--",9375.035,9381.423999999999,119,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," Tavern-keeper doesn't know anything about
this.",9381.424,9383.988000000001,114,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," Only the pure of heart make their answer
out of riddles. Back to the tavern.",9383.988,9389.814999999999,117,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," But pure of heart! Still going back to
the guards thing! Back to the tavern, let's go.",9389.815,9396.880000000001,119,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Were we just on the docks?,9396.88,9400.251999999999,97,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Yeah, you guys were at the docks.",9400.252,9402.301000000001,122,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, We came up with bupkus.,9402.301,9403.716999999999,100,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," We didn't ask anybody, we went straight to
the house.",9403.717,9406.09,120,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," Okay, we'll walk around the docks and look
for--",9406.09,9408.191,97,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, We'll see you back at the inn.,9408.191,9410.501,114,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, All right.,9410.501,9412.973,97,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Should we run back, or should we saunter
back?",9412.973,9416.617,120,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," You're going to probably, you know,
poof.",9416.617,9420.58,117,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Yeah, how much time does she have?",9420.58,9422.093,119,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, About a minute?,9422.093,9423.643,100,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Yeah, it's about to fade.",9423.643,9425.585,122,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Yeah, I figured it had already happened
probably midway talking to the kid.",9425.585,9428.607,120,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, Probably.,9428.607,9430.442,122,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, Maybe super stealthily back?,9430.442,9434.318,119,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, All right. I put my hood up.,9434.318,9437.177,120,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," I can maybe put a rope through the
window.",9437.177,9440.891,117,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Yeah, that's a good idea.",9440.891,9443.803,119,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Is it a two-story?,9443.803,9446.595,120,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," It's a two-story. You guys are up in the
second story.",9446.595,9448.755,122,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, I got rope.,9448.755,9450.179999999998,117,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Let's do that, yeah. We'll sneak around the
back of the inn, and try to climb up the upstairs",9450.18,9453.195,120,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA,window.,9453.195,9454.221,120,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, I can keep them busy at the front door.,9454.221,9456.015,114,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," I'll go through the front like a proper
person.",9456.015,9458.454,117,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," All right, so you guys are setting up a rope
to climb up the back? You go in, on your own, up",9458.454,9467.463,122,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"to the top, you put a rope through--",9467.463,9468.854,122,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, Fjord's distracting.,9468.854,9470.179999999998,119,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," In the front. Then we're going to try to
sneak--",9470.18,9472.866,120,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," Right, and then I'm going to drop some
of the rope out the back window for them.",9472.866,9476.281,117,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Easy enough to do, so those of you who want
to wait and can take the rope up, you wait for a",9476.281,9480.221000000001,122,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"moment where nobody's watching and climb your way
up into the inn safely and get to your rooms. You",9480.221,9487.711,122,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"two, what are you doing?",9487.711,9488.948999999999,122,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," (singing) 50 feet of hemp rope, it's a
standard!",9489.159,9491.639,117,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," Hey kiddo, do you want a piggy-back?",9491.639,9493.835,100,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," Sure, that sounds like a good idea.",9493.835,9495.714,97,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," Scramble up, let's go talk to some people.",9495.714,9497.817,100,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," All right, I'll jump on Caleb's back.",9497.817,9499.546999999999,97,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, All right.,9499.547,9502.567000000001,122,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," I'll wander down to where people are
working. Where people are moving crates around.",9502.567,9506.654999999999,100,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, He's on Caleb's back!,9506.655,9508.536,119,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Okay, that would be probably closer to the
Northward.",9508.536,9512.176,122,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," Okay, so that's the plan, is to look for
people moving crap around, the same way that Enon",9512.176,9517.107,100,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM,is said to have. So that's what we'll do.,9517.107,9521.607,100,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Okay, make an investigation check.",9521.607,9522.712,122,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, All right.,9522.712,9523.707,100,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," Shall I help, or no?",9523.707,9524.907000000001,97,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, If you want to.,9524.907,9526.520999999999,122,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, Not that great.,9527.244,9528.791000000001,100,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," You aiding him would give him an advantage
in the roll.",9528.791,9533.327,122,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, Oh! That didn't help. 12 for me.,9533.327,9538.818,100,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," You take a couple hours wandering through
the Northward, asking questions, and most of the",9538.818,9546.288999999999,122,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"information you get is, they have no idea who that
is, or like, ""Ah, he died? It's about time.""",9546.289,9553.823,122,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," And there's no point even asking questions
because we've asked them all for two hours, yeah?",9553.823,9559.553,100,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," I'd say yeah, based on that roll.",9559.553,9561.947,122,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," Okay, well that's a big zero. You want to go
book shopping with me?",9562.724,9568.814,100,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Sure!,9568.814,9569.887,97,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," Okay. I believe that gentleman said that the
Burnished Bibliots was in the Northward, correct?",9569.887,9577.938,100,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," I believe you are correct. Yeah, it's in the
southern portion of the Northward by where it",9577.938,9582.718,122,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,borders the Lochward.,9583.023,9584.569,122,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," Okay, so I'll start asking questions to get
us there.",9584.569,9587.256,100,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Easily enough. You eventually are led to it,
and you come to a closet that's affixed to another",9587.256,9593.019999999999,122,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"building. The wood used are almost driftwood and
heavily weathered, and the front door is closed as",9593.02,9602.364,122,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"you approach. It looks like a glorified storage
shed that has been bolted and put up against",9602.364,9610.46,122,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,another structure.,9610.46,9612.345,122,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," All right, well I will walk up to the door
and knock on it.",9615.609,9618.833,100,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, Okay. (knocks) No response.,9618.833,9622.461000000001,122,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," Is there any breaks in the door or the
building or cracks that Frumpkin could fit into?",9622.461,9632.775,100,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Visual glance, there look like there's that
space underneath the door.",9632.775,9635.929,124,Oglen Hornsblower,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,Probably not enough for a cat to slip through.,9635.929,9638.272,125,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," Are there any windows or anything or is it
all a big, dirty, dingy mess?",9638.627,9642.259,100,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," There are windows, but if you look at the
back of the windows all you see is scraps of",9642.259,9646.587,125,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"material, stacks of books, piles of boxes and
crates, it's literally blocked out with things",9646.587,9654.648,125,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,stacked up against it from the interior.,9654.648,9656.811,125,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, How busy is the front of this place?,9656.811,9659.345,100,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Not busy at all, it's just the two of you,
right now, standing at the front door.",9659.345,9662.631,125,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," No one's around us, though?",9662.631,9665.014,100,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," It's not on the main street, it's a little
pushed back, recessed about ten or 15 feet from",9665.169,9669.979,125,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"the main road so there's no one immediately around
you. But there are people walking back and forth",9669.979,9673.868999999999,125,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"on the road behind but you're out in the open, per
se.",9673.869,9679.149000000001,125,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, And no one's coming to the door?,9679.149,9681.123,97,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," No one's come to the door yet, no.",9681.123,9682.892,125,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Want me to break in?,9682.892,9685.523,97,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, Yes. No.,9685.523,9688.232,123,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM,[knocking],9688.232,9690.621,123,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Okay. A moment passes and you hear, ""Hold
on!"" The door opens. It was open. There's the",9690.621,9702.82,125,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"sound of heavy sacks go tumbling down to the
interior of it and you glance around and you hear",9703.384,9710.234,125,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"a voice go, ""Can I help you?""",9710.234,9713.469000000001,125,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, Hello?,9713.469,9714.670999999998,123,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," You look down, and there's this
crotchety-looking scrawny old gnome who's sitting",9714.671,9719.882,125,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"there in the doorway. He's got this vibrant puff,
like a cotton ball, of hair around his head. But",9719.882,9726.770999999999,125,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"it's this perfect ""U"" of bald on top. No glasses,
eyes are very small and beady, and he has this",9726.771,9733.515000000001,125,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"bulbous, round nose at the front with this little
bit of a tuft of chin white hair that matches the",9733.515,9738.332999999999,125,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"cotton ball tuft on the sides. He's sitting there
clutching the top of the knob on the inside which",9738.333,9743.147,125,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"is actually affixed shorter on the door and he
goes, ""Well come in.""",9743.147,9748.84,125,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," Yes please, you're open for business I take
it.",9748.84,9751.11,123,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Always open, come on in.""",9751.11,9753.298,125,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, All right.,9753.298,9754.415,123,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Turns around and musters his way inside. As
soon as you step in the door and look around, this",9754.415,9758.380000000001,125,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"place looks like an episode of Hoarders. It is
just floor-to-ceiling, wall-to-wall, stacks of",9758.38,9764.696,125,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"anything and everything: knick-knacks, small
stuffed animals, toys, books, glasses, and",9764.696,9772.053,125,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"goblets. It is the biggest, crammed flea-market
into a small shed-like space you've seen.",9772.053,9781.093,125,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, I start unscrewing my flask.,9783.618,9785.721,126,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM,(laughing),9785.721,9788.282,126,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," Frumpkin climbs back up onto Nott's shoulder
and nestles in.",9791.252,9799.364,123,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, (meowing),9799.364,9803.175,125,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," I am scouting the city for books, I am
starved for books.",9804.703,9810.107,123,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Well we've got books here.""",9810.107,9811.753,125,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," Yes sir, I'm sorry what is your name?",9811.753,9814.439,123,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Oglen. Oglen Hornsblower.""",9814.439,9818.135,125,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, Oglen Hornsblower.,9818.135,9819.7,123,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""And welcome to my collection. You want to
buy something, let me know.""",9819.7,9824.730000000001,125,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," Well I see you sell a great many things in
here, books included. This is just things you've",9824.73,9830.511999999999,123,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM,collected throughout your lifetime?,9830.512,9832.268,123,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Right. Boughten, traded for, found.""",9832.268,9835.521,125,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," I don't know what you just said, but I am
interested in books. Particularly in the arcane",9835.521,9843.380000000001,123,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM,"realm, but any kind of book. Do you have anything
that you just outright know is out of the",9843.38,9850.306999999999,123,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM,ordinary?,9850.307,9851.714,123,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""I'm sure we've got a few. Look around! See
what you find. It's half the fun, half the",9851.714,9857.14,125,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""journey.""",9857.14,9858.752999999999,125,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," All right, friend, let's-- It's like
Winter's Crest morning for me and I'm scanning the",9858.753,9869.438,123,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM,shelves.,9869.438,9870.485,123,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, Make an investigation check.,9870.485,9872.557,125,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," Can you give me something to look for? To
distract me and give me a mission to go on,",9872.557,9877.941,127,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM,please?,9877.941,9879.556,127,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," Yes. You want to find some sort of tool that
helps you do what you do best.",9879.556,9884.328000000001,123,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, All right.,9888.258,9890.066,127,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," Investigation check, that is a 21.",9892.8,9896.132,123,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, 21?,9896.132,9897.604,128,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, I rolled a 21 investigation check.,9897.604,9904.533,127,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, All right.,9904.533,9905.903,130,shopkeeper,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, I'm just looking for baubles to steal.,9905.903,9909.506,127,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM,(laughter),9909.506,9912.726999999999,127,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," All right. In thumbing through, there are
plenty of books that, within a first glance,",9912.727,9919.638,130,shopkeeper,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""This is not of interest to me."" You have to move things
out of the way and push things aside.",9919.638,9923.663,132,shopkeeper,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"The smell in there is dusty and moldy 
and you do find there is",9923.735,9928.041000000001,132,shopkeeper,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,some subtle water damage and some mildew growing,9928.041,9930.761999999999,132,shopkeeper,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"in one far corner and you're like ugh, put that
back. However, you rolled really high. Two things",9930.762,9936.371000000001,132,shopkeeper,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"catch your eye. One, there appears to be the
remnants of some sort of notebook, a sketchbook",9936.371,9942.482,132,shopkeeper,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"that is written in a language you do not
understand-- What languages do you know?",9942.482,9946.685,132,shopkeeper,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," Well, off the bat, I don't know where that
is in D&D Beyond yet. But if I open up my binder I",9946.685,9954.086,131,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM,"bet I have a paper version that I can verify with.
I speak Sylvan, Common, and Celestial and I also",9954.086,9964.434,131,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM,"can Comprehend Languages as a ritual spell but I
think that takes some time.",9964.434,9969.814999999999,131,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, It does take ten minutes.,9969.815,9970.882,132,shopkeeper,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, Ten minutes.,9970.882,9972.694,131,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," But you glance through the book, and while
you cannot read the text you do recognize that",9972.694,9976.144,132,shopkeeper,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"there are elements at the back of the book that
have a hint of arcane nature. That's one of two",9976.144,9986.633,132,shopkeeper,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,books you find with that roll.,9986.633,9988.878,132,shopkeeper,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, It's like the adult section for him.,9988.878,9990.822,127,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," I know. The second book you find is written
in Zemnian, which you can read.",9990.822,9996.774,132,shopkeeper,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, That's correct.,9996.774,9998.108999999999,131,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, The title translates to Fiends of Folklore.,9998.109,10001.653,132,shopkeeper,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, I'm so happy. You have quite a shop here.,10004.239,10012.991,131,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""I know I do!""",10012.991,10015.201,132,shopkeeper,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," You have some real treasures. I'm
particularly interested in both of these books.",10015.201,10019.659,131,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Good choices, good choices.""",10019.659,10022.921,132,shopkeeper,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," I don't know though, I don't think that-- I
mean I'm rather tight on coin at the moment so--",10025.616,10031.734,131,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""That's too bad.""",10032.208,10033.847,132,shopkeeper,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, Maybe my eyes are too big for my stomach.,10033.847,10036.471,131,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, He's pulling the books away from you.,10036.471,10038.016,132,shopkeeper,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, How much would you part with these for?,10038.016,10041.842999999999,131,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," (sniffs) He holds of the Fiends of Folklore
book, ""Three gold pieces. This one, (sniffs)--",10041.843,10053.317000000001,132,shopkeeper,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""ten gold pieces.""",10058.547,10062.704,132,shopkeeper,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, Which one is which?,10062.711,10064.142,131,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," The Fiends of Folklore is the three, the
other tome.",10064.142,10066.824,132,shopkeeper,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," The arcane, weird one.",10066.824,10069.187,131,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, You're not quite sure what's in it.,10069.187,10071.105,132,shopkeeper,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," Okay. Would you have any interest in a magic
cat?",10071.105,10079.543,131,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""I'm sorry?""",10081.653,10083.53,132,shopkeeper,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," Frumpkin disappears from on Nott's shoulder.
Reappears next to the little man.",10084.372,10093.057999999999,131,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," (yelps) He like throws the books and grabs
nearby this large sack and starts--",10093.058,10098.201000000001,132,shopkeeper,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,angrily beating the cat.,10100.051,10101.887999999999,132,shopkeeper,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, I'll take that as a no!,10103.497,10105.251,131,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," Childhood cat, destroyed!",10105.251,10107.561,114,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," He does hit Frumpkin. Frumpkin takes one
point of bludgeoning damage.",10108.251,10115.594000000001,132,shopkeeper,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," That might be it, I don't really know. I
didn't think that this would happen so quickly.",10115.594,10124.595,131,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, Faced with our own mortality.,10124.595,10127.595,114,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Frumpkin point two.,10129.616,10131.046,120,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Yeah, he updates overnight as long as
he's plugged in, right?",10135.68,10139.922,119,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," Hold on, I have to see if Frumpkin is still
here.",10139.922,10142.999,131,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, Must be plugged in and connected to Wifi.,10142.999,10145.047,114,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Type in your passcode if you agree to the
terms.",10145.047,10147.195,119,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, One hit point of damage?,10147.195,10148.386,131,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, Yes.,10148.386,10149.322,132,shopkeeper,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, He's still here.,10149.322,10150.772,131,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," There you go. Frumpkin immediately darts off
jumps on your shoulder, turns around and",10150.772,10152.532000000001,132,shopkeeper,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,(hisses).,10152.532,10155.006,132,shopkeeper,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," So you don't like cats, I understand that.",10155.006,10159.07,131,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Sorry, it caught me off-guard.""",10159.07,10163.099,132,shopkeeper,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," Well I was trying to sample the merchandise
for you. Because if it was just a cat it was just",10163.099,10167.611,131,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM,"a cat, but this one-- changes to my other
shoulder-- he's a magic cat.",10167.611,10173.42,131,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Okay.""",10173.42,10175.852,132,shopkeeper,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," You can roll him in mud, he comes back
clean. He disappears, he reappears, he brings you",10175.852,10179.286,131,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM,things.,10179.286,10180.832,131,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Can you make him go away?""",10180.832,10183.439,132,shopkeeper,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, Gone.,10183.439,10185.128,131,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Thank you. Now we can continue to talk
money.""",10185.128,10188.512,132,shopkeeper,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," Here's what I propose. I do not have ten
gold at the moment. But it doesn't feel like you",10191.831,10203.324,131,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM,"get a lot of thoroughfare here, so I'm going to
come back to purchase this later. That's it.",10203.324,10212.395,131,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM,"That's the end of my spiel; that's all I've got.
I'm interested, and thank you for giving me the",10212.395,10216.411,131,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM,time.,10216.411,10217.495,131,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Of course. Sorry about your cat, friend.""",10217.495,10219.865000000002,132,shopkeeper,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, It's okay. Nott?,10219.865,10223.535,131,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Have I heard all of this conversation?,10223.535,10225.209,127,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," You've been hearing all of it, but you've
also found, amongst the chaos, a brass baby bottle",10225.209,10231.380000000001,132,shopkeeper,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"that's fairly dented, but it's very shiny and
polished, you can already see on the inside. You",10231.38,10238.767,132,shopkeeper,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"find a new flask, actually. It's very tarnished,
but you spit and rub it a little bit. It looks to",10238.767,10248.404,132,shopkeeper,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"be of very fine metallic material. You're not
entirely sure, you'd have to clean it, but it",10248.404,10252.304,132,shopkeeper,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,looks like very nice quality material.,10252.304,10255.728000000001,132,shopkeeper,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," All right. I'll try to trade my flask with
that flask.",10255.728,10261.114,127,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, Make a sleight of hand check.,10261.114,10263.267,132,shopkeeper,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, Indiana Jones style.,10263.267,10264.747,114,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, 22!,10266.267,10267.859,127,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, How?!,10268.279,10269.824,117,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," Wait. More. No, that's right. 22.",10269.824,10273.123000000001,127,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Now, your flask, which still has liquor in
it, is left behind for the empty flask you",10273.123,10277.125,132,shopkeeper,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"receive. However, without an instance of anyone
even paying attention. It is yours. You can write",10277.125,10282.802,132,shopkeeper,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"in your inventory you are now the owner of a
platinum flask.",10282.802,10286.5,132,shopkeeper,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," Shit! Okay! It's a baby bottle, or maybe a
rattle? What'd you say?",10289.046,10296.319,127,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Baby bottle. Looks like it was used as a
bottle for a very upper-class family.",10296.319,10303.324999999999,135,shopkeeper,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," You're already so ahead, though!",10303.325,10305.732,117,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," I know. But I can't resist. I'll try to take
one more look and pocket that as well.",10305.732,10313.62,127,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Make another sleight of hand check, please.",10313.62,10315.501,135,shopkeeper,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, 20.,10315.501,10317.286,127,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," It just vanishes into your cloak! It's the
craziest thing! It was there and it's gone!",10317.286,10323.312,135,shopkeeper,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, Yes!,10323.312,10326.309,114,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," Are we going to leave now? Should we leave? I
think we should leave. Maybe we should go. Do you",10326.309,10332.502999999999,127,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM,"need some money? I could lend you some money, if
you want.",10332.503,10335.219000000001,127,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, Maybe we'll come back tomorrow.,10335.219,10337.305999999999,134,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, All right. Lovely place you got here!,10337.306,10342.102,127,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, Piggyback?,10342.102,10343.389000000001,134,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," Yes, please!",10343.389,10345.458999999999,127,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""I'll hold these books for you! Come back
when you can!""",10345.459,10347.800000000001,135,shopkeeper,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," Within the week, I promise.",10347.8,10350.384,134,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""All right. Have a good day, little girl!""",10350.384,10353.334,135,shopkeeper,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, I will!,10353.334,10356.175000000001,127,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, You guys exit the building.,10356.175,10358.5,135,shopkeeper,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," I'm sorry! I did it again, I couldn't help
it. I took some things. Do you think he noticed?",10358.5,10365.604,127,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM,"Do you think we're in trouble? Maybe we should
hurry back.",10365.604,10369.043,127,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, I don't think he saw.,10369.043,10371.768,134,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, All right. Are you cross with me?,10371.768,10374.994,127,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," No. Just wait one moment, okay? Wait for me
here?",10374.994,10380.316,134,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," Okay. I heard you talking about money, by the
way, I could lend you some, if you'd like.",10380.316,10386.374000000002,127,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," Wait right here. I cast Detect Magic just
before I walk back into the store. I look all",10386.972,10394.253999999999,134,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM,"around. What are your hours, here? As I look to
see if there is anything besides that book,",10394.254,10402.503,134,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM,anything.,10402.503,10404.36,134,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," You glance throughout the interior, and you
don't sense anything magical, unfortunately,",10404.36,10409.390000000001,137,crownsguard,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,within the piles of rubble.,10409.39,10411.537999999999,137,crownsguard,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, Besides the book he put down?,10411.538,10413.317000000001,134,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," The book's not radiating any magical aura.
But he answers. ""Oh! All hours! I don't really",10413.317,10419.927,137,crownsguard,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""close. I don't really sleep.""",10419.927,10422.249,137,crownsguard,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," Middle of the night, even?",10422.249,10423.552,134,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Sure!""",10423.552,10424.667,137,crownsguard,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, All right. Business is business. Thank you!,10424.667,10426.947,134,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""No worries. See you then!""",10426.947,10429.005000000001,137,crownsguard,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, Bis später.,10429.005,10430.724999999999,134,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Pee shmiter!""",10430.725,10432.678,137,crownsguard,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, That guy does not speak Zemnian!,10434.926,10436.67,134,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," No, he does not.",10436.67,10438.522,137,crownsguard,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," Let's go back to the hotel, shall we?",10441.916,10444.311,134,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Let's do it.,10444.311,10446.429,127,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," While they're away, you guys wait there for
a bit, getting stir crazy in the process of",10446.429,10452.722,137,crownsguard,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"waiting in your room. Jester and Beauregard,
there's a knock at your door.",10452.722,10458.056999999999,137,crownsguard,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Hello?,10460.165,10462.603000000001,136,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Please open, it's Crownsguard.""",10462.603,10465.554999999998,137,crownsguard,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Hold on, I'm naked!",10465.555,10468.038,136,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA,"(whispering) Yeah, I don't know. Do you 
want to put clothes on?",10468.038,10473.558,136,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA,Should we take our clothes off?,10473.558,10475.707,136,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Did you say that because you wanted to
tell me something?",10476.839,10480.254,119,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," No, I just wanted to make them wait. Okay,
I'm dressed now!",10480.254,10486.121000000001,136,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," I like that. We're giving them--
authority. Got the upper hand. Okay.",10486.121,10490.632,119,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, It's a power play.,10490.632,10492.401,136,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Do we invite them in or are we going
to--? You open the door. I'm going to sit,",10492.401,10496.042,119,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA,"unassuming, on the bed.",10496.042,10497.945,119,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Sit! Come in, please.",10497.945,10500.835,136,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, Oh!,10500.835,10503.212,119,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," The door opens, and there are two
crownsguards there, standing, shields to the",10504.161,10508.27,137,crownsguard,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,side.,10508.27,10509.359,137,crownsguard,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Oh hello, I wasn't expecting you.",10509.359,10512.219000000001,136,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Oh, yeah, hi.",10512.219,10515.943,119,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""We're here to notify you that the
investigation is ongoing. You will not be needed",10515.943,10520.613,137,crownsguard,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""today. Please remain in your premises. Be back
tomorrow.""",10520.613,10525.197999999999,137,crownsguard,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, Jury summon.,10525.198,10526.623,114,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, Bullshit! Jury duty shit! Goddamn it!,10526.623,10532.573,119,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, We are at D&D Jury Duty.,10532.891,10534.542,117,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, Yes you are.,10534.542,10537.713,137,crownsguard,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, Seven dollars a day? What is this shit?,10537.713,10541.601,119,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Can I ask you a question before you leave?,10541.601,10543.654,136,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Yes, what is your question?""",10543.654,10545.26,137,crownsguard,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Are you guys going to be the same people
coming back tomorrow?",10545.26,10548.967,136,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Possibly.""",10548.967,10549.998000000001,137,crownsguard,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, What is your names?,10549.998,10552.222,136,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," They look at each other, look back at you.
""I am Jonas."" The other guy pipes up, he's a",10552.222,10556.869999999999,137,crownsguard,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"little younger, he goes, ""I am Lucas.""",10556.87,10559.438,137,crownsguard,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Jonas and Lucas, very good names.",10559.438,10562.437,136,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," You guys should start a band. Like a boy
band or something.",10562.437,10566.780999999999,119,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Yeah, that'd be good. Girls would go crazy.
If you guys want to play some games tomorrow,",10566.781,10575.613000000001,136,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA,we'll just be here!,10575.613,10578.199999999999,136,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Very well! Have a good day."" They look at
each other like, ""What?"" and close the door.",10578.2,10585.225,137,crownsguard,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," I shouldn't have offered the game. What if
we want to leave and then they want to take us up",10585.225,10588.472,136,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA,on the game thing?,10588.472,10590.096,136,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, I thought you enjoyed games.,10590.096,10591.573999999999,119,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," No, I love games!",10591.574,10593.107,136,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, Sure.,10593.107,10594.064,119,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," But what if we leave and then they want to
play games?",10594.064,10597.693000000001,136,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, Okay.,10597.693,10600.322,119,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, Onto Fjord's door.,10600.322,10603.982,137,crownsguard,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, I'm sitting playing with the cards.,10603.982,10605.968,117,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, I open it.,10605.968,10607.539,114,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Same two guards there. Lucas and Jonas.
Jonas and Lucas. ""Hello. The investigation is",10607.539,10618.326000000001,137,crownsguard,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""ongoing. You'll not be needed for today. We will
return tomorrow.""",10618.326,10622.294,137,crownsguard,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, I shut the door.,10622.294,10623.988,114,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, Any progress?,10623.988,10625.417,117,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," There's a pause and then you here the subtle
shifting of greaves against the wooden floor as",10625.417,10633.286,137,crownsguard,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,they slowly walk away.,10633.286,10635.693,137,crownsguard,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," Go take that game in the other room, why
don't you?",10635.693,10638.867999999999,114,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, That was a power move right there.,10638.868,10640.711000000001,117,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, Thank you.,10640.711,10642.767,114,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, You guys return to the inn.,10642.767,10644.877,137,crownsguard,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, I guess we do.,10647.177,10648.811,127,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, Yes you do.,10648.999,10650.252,137,crownsguard,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," Well. That was terrible. No one found out
anything. It was a waste of a day. We're all",10651.131,10656.553,127,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM,terrible at this. Goodnight?,10656.553,10660.568,127,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, What time is it?,10660.568,10662.891,136,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," That's not true! I still say that some of
the best information that you can get can be in",10662.891,10668.884,119,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA,the information that you don't find.,10668.884,10671.464,119,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, That is nonsense.,10671.464,10673.571,127,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," I'm just saying! Sometimes the lack of
information can be a process of elimination.",10673.571,10679.189,119,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, Sure.,10681.897,10683.518,114,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, It's super broad!,10683.593,10685.678,119,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," No, you know what? I'm going to take
it.",10685.678,10688.723,117,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," I'm trying to be fucking silver lining,
so I don't feel like a piece of shit for waste a",10688.723,10696.296,119,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA,"day, and you guys are shitting on that, but it's
fine.",10696.296,10699.094000000001,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," You found nothing at the docks, zip,
zero?",10699.094,10701.233999999999,114,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," We spent hours there, no one knew anything
about the old man.",10701.234,10705.106,134,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," See? No one knew anything about him. That
means, prime candidate, someone's little",10705.106,10714.317,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA,experiment. Little Frankenstein. I'm telling you.,10714.317,10719.136999999999,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," I don't really understand what she's
saying.",10719.137,10721.108,134,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," I don't either. I'm going to run up and
down the stairs for a while.",10721.108,10725.284,139,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, (quick footsteps),10726.254,10729.121000000001,137,crownsguard,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, How long have you known this one?,10729.121,10731.813999999998,141,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, Who are you talking to?,10731.82,10733.408,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, Anybody who's watching this happen.,10733.408,10735.618999999999,141,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, About 24 hours longer than you have.,10735.619,10740.339,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, That explains a lot.,10740.339,10741.873,141,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," At one point, Adelaine the barmaid comes up.
""I'm sorry, can you please stop?""",10741.873,10747.668,137,crownsguard,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Okay.,10748.92,10750.059,139,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Thank you!""",10750.059,10752.520999999999,137,crownsguard,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," Hey, Dungeon Master?",10752.894,10754.34,127,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, Yes?,10754.34,10755.626,137,crownsguard,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," The other night, when Nott was out carousing
a bit while Caleb was asleep. He saw some figures",10755.626,10763.719000000001,127,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM,"in cloaks dash by. Was there any distinctive
anything about these three figures that",10763.719,10770.677,127,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM,dashed by?,10770.677,10771.764,127,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Not that you noticed, unfortunately.",10771.764,10773.811,137,crownsguard,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," Damn it. Okay, I will share that information
with the group. I saw some weirdos running",10773.811,10781.895,127,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM,around.,10781.895,10783.458,127,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, When?,10783.458,10785.682,139,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," The other night, when he was asleep.",10785.682,10787.66,127,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, How late?,10787.66,10789.321,140,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Two in the morning?,10789.321,10791.131,127,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, You were out that late?,10791.131,10793.491,134,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Sorry.,10793.491,10794.921,127,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Maybe we should go out at two o'clock in
the morning and see if we can find them.",10794.921,10797.717,139,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Ooh, that's a good idea.",10797.717,10799.036,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Follow them.,10799.036,10800.35,139,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," You guys notice that it's weird that no
one's actually really talking about this? This is",10800.35,10804.91,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA,"a small town. I come from a small town. Small town
people gossip.",10804.91,10809.983,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," I feel like there should be some more
gossip then there is, that's very true.",10809.983,10814.976,141,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Someone is talking about this, we just
haven't found them yet. 2:00AM field trip!",10814.976,10820.561,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," We can always leave through the window this
time.",10820.561,10822.997,139,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Mm-hmm, I like that.",10822.997,10825.529999999999,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, I can be down for that.,10825.53,10827.688,140,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," I leave the rope tied in here. Can we
use your cat? Reel it back up in so that there's",10827.688,10834.692000000001,141,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN,no trace of us until we need to get back there.,10834.928,10838.489,141,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," Are you asking for my cat to haul up our
rope?",10838.489,10841.461,134,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," No, I'm telling you that your cat is
going to haul up a rope.",10841.461,10844.214,141,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, How is a cat going to lift up a rope?,10844.214,10846.318,139,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," It's not that heavy of a rope, it's just
hemp.",10846.318,10849.439999999999,141,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, Hemp rope can be pretty heavy.,10849.44,10852.792000000001,137,crownsguard,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," Well, if I throw it back up there then I
imagine you cat can knock it back down at the very",10852.792,10856.262999999999,141,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN,least.,10856.263,10857.299,141,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," There, that would work, maybe.",10857.299,10859.423,139,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Oh, is he like an asshole cat?",10859.423,10861.829000000002,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," I assume he's an asshole cat. Aren't all
cats asshole cats?",10861.829,10865.020999999999,141,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, This is true.,10865.021,10866.83,142,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," It might be down before we come back, is
the thing.",10866.83,10870.425,139,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, I assume he's going to-- that's fair.,10870.872,10873.738,141,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," Where were you when you saw these cloaked
figures?",10873.738,10879.322,140,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, I had gone out to do some window shopping.,10879.322,10883.567000000001,127,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, At 2:00AM?,10883.567,10885.829,140,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," Yes, I wasn't very successful. I had walked
by the general store--",10885.829,10891.673999999999,127,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Oh, we went there.",10891.674,10893.289,139,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Yeah, we did.",10893.289,10894.524000000001,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," I passed by a place called Natural Remedies,
herbs and medicinal things. I went by a spot named",10894.524,10901.610999999999,127,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM,"Jackalwere, it's a smithy.",10901.611,10905.344000000001,127,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Okay, but where did you see the cloaked
guys?",10905.344,10907.610999999999,139,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, It was between-- I don't remember.,10907.611,10910.306,127,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," It was one block north of the Natural
Remedies.",10910.306,10914.937,142,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Natural Remedies. What was the other one?
Jackalwere?",10914.937,10918.663,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, I think that was what it was called.,10918.663,10920.278,127,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Yeah, Jackalwere Smiths.",10920.278,10922.932,142,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, We could do a little stakeout!,10926.202,10928.277,127,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, We could.,10928.451,10930.542,140,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," That's true. How do people send messages
in this town? Have we figured that out?",10930.542,10937.653999999999,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," Probably by foot or by horse, right?",10937.654,10940.555,127,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, Not that big of a town.,10942.215,10943.964,141,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," Should someone stay up? Well, I was
thinking someone should keep a lookout on the roof",10943.964,10946.742,140,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS,"of the inn in case someone comes for us while
everyone else is out.",10946.742,10949.794,140,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, How would we let anybody know?,10949.794,10952.471,139,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," I don't know. Can you conjure those golden
orbs up into the air as like a signal?",10952.471,10959.234999999999,140,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," It's pretty limited. They don't go that
far.",10959.235,10963.78,134,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, Maybe we just risk it.,10963.78,10966.256000000001,140,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Yeah!,10966.256,10967.234999999999,127,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Let's risk it.,10967.235,10969.599,139,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," It's 2:00AM, I'm sure everybody will be
asleep. Let's risk it.",10969.599,10973.953,140,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, Before we leave--,10977.941,10983.775000000001,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA,"is there a window in
the hall? Or are there only windows in our bedrooms?",10988.509,10992.725,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," There is no window in the hall, only in the
rooms.",10992.725,10995.457,142,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Okay, that's fine. On our side of the
room--",10995.457,10999.155,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, You have three rooms between you.,10999.155,11003.236,142,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," There's three rooms and they all have
windows.",11003.236,11004.709,141,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, Correct.,11004.709,11006.227,142,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," On our side of the door, I'm going to
take out my healer's kit. Do I have any bandages",11006.227,11018.92,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA,or medical tape or anything like that?,11018.92,11023.483,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Not medical tape, but there are clean strips
of cloth and some adhesive bandages, basic",11023.483,11030.69,142,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,general--,11030.69,11031.731,142,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, No tape?!,11031.731,11033.494,139,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," I'm going to tie a bandage ever so
lightly around one side of the handle onto",11034.643,11043.585,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA,"something on to the other side of the door. If
there's something like a lamp or some kind of pipe",11043.607,11050.728,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA,or something I can tie it to.,11050.728,11052.919999999998,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," So that we'll know if someone tried to come
in the room?",11052.92,11054.542,139,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, Correct.,11054.542,11055.537999999999,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Okay.,11055.538,11057.09,139,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," You can pull one bandage out and affix to
one of the chair legs nearby. You could do that.",11057.09,11064.895,142,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," Oh for god's sake. I pull out a big
thing of string.",11064.895,11067.800000000001,141,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Okay, yeah. I'll take some string and
just some twine and--",11069.477,11074.137,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," What are we going to do? Leave through our
window?",11074.712,11077.999,139,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, Yeah.,11077.999,11079.152,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, To their window?,11079.152,11081.749,139,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Well, I figured we're all in the same
room at this point.",11081.749,11084.849,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, What are you trying to do?,11084.849,11087.256,134,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," I'm trying to make sure that if someone
tries to come in our room we'll know if they come in.",11087.256,11092.176,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, I can take care of that.,11092.367,11093.89,134,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," Oh, well then, I'm taking my string
back.",11093.89,11095.907,141,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, What can you do?,11095.907,11097.662999999999,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, I have some magic for that.,11097.663,11101.175000000001,134,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," Yeah, he has a magical spell that alerts you
when someone tries to break in your room.",11102.513,11108.176000000001,127,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," That is correct. Yeah. I will take a moment
to do that and it will let me know.",11108.176,11115.857,134,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," Best part is, it doesn't alert him when I
sneak in or out.",11115.857,11119.964,127,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, That you know of.,11119.964,11121.487,134,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Wait. What?,11121.487,11124.134999999998,127,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, One mile of the warded area.,11128.424,11130.415,134,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Ooh!,11130.415,11131.686000000002,145,not,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, That's better! Let's do that.,11131.686,11133.532,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," I just need ten minutes. And I pull out a
little spool of silvered thread and stretch it",11133.532,11137.66,134,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM,out. Where did you want this? Over the window?,11137.66,11142.459,134,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Well, I was going to say in the door, but
if there's maybe a place in the hall.",11142.459,11148.437,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," Well, I can do the entire room really, I can
go doorknob to-- The funny thing about this",11148.437,11154.241,134,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM,"thread, there's no end to it. So I start looping
it all the way around the room and tie it off, and",11154.241,11159.87,134,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM,"take out one of my books from the holster, the one
on the left side, and I open it up. You guys watch",11159.87,11165.963000000002,134,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM,"as I spend ten minutes referring to the book and
tracing symbols on the floor. Along, underneath",11165.963,11171.829,134,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM,"the thread, and about ten minutes of time, nothing
happens, but that's taken care of.",11171.829,11180.194,134,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Nice.,11180.682,11182.130000000001,139,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," See, he's really good.",11182.13,11183.759999999998,145,not,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Yeah.,11183.76,11185.121000000001,139,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, Didn't really look like much.,11185.121,11187.505,144,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," Yeah, either that or I'm really bullshitting
you and nothing happened.",11187.522,11190.570000000002,134,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Either way, I liked it. Let's sneak out.",11190.57,11195.036,139,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," I'm going to do one last thing before we
leave, which is just tussle the room a bit so it",11195.036,11198.22,141,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN,"looks like it's been robbed. Just in case they do
come in.",11198.22,11201.792,141,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Okay, so you toss the room a bit, muddle up
the space, and you guys, one by one, climb out the",11201.792,11206.265,143,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"back of the window, down the rope, and into the
alley behind the inn. Looking about, you're",11206.265,11214.0,143,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"waiting until about post-midnight, you said?",11214.0,11215.771,143,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, Yeah.,11215.771,11216.832,144,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Okay, so it's dark. The various lanterns
that dangle on the hook poles at different",11216.832,11222.623,143,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"intersections of the street are lit. Other than
that, you have a faint bit of moonlight that's",11222.623,11227.323999999999,143,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"coming through the sky. There are some clouds, but
they're a bit broken up, so every now and then the",11227.324,11231.046,143,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"moon cover can vanish and then return, but for now
you have moonlight in the city. Where are you guys",11231.046,11236.345000000001,143,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,going?,11236.345,11238.501,143,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Towards the north end.,11238.501,11240.814,146,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," I ought to be leading the way, I reckon.",11240.814,11242.782000000001,144,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," Yeah, I'll go to where I saw the three
cloaked figures.",11242.782,11247.804999999998,145,not,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," A little ways north of Natural Remedies?
Okay. I would like everybody to make a stealth",11247.805,11250.141,143,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"check, please.",11250.141,11252.131,143,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," Stealth check. Do I still have the blessing?
No, I don't.",11252.194,11254.801,145,not,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," No, you don't. But I can do it to
everybody, one by one, if we get to an open area.",11254.801,11260.279999999999,146,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, 21.,11260.814,11262.363000000001,145,not,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, 15.,11262.363,11263.725999999999,144,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, 19.,11263.726,11264.710000000001,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, 17.,11264.71,11266.449999999999,141,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, 21.,11266.45,11268.784000000001,146,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, Forty-- 12.,11268.784,11272.038999999999,134,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, 42.,11272.039,11273.569000000001,145,not,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," You guys, following Nott, dodge between
alleys, there are a few patrols of the crownsguard",11273.739,11277.634,143,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"that you see passing by, and you wait for them to
just cross paths, and then move on. Eventually",11277.634,11283.684,143,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"finding your way to Natural Remedies, seemingly
unseen. It's quiet, you can hear the sound of",11283.684,11288.219,143,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"crickets in the distance. The cold night air is
causing your breath to show every time you exhale,",11288.219,11293.445,143,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"you all bundle your cloaks as you move on. The
moonlight fades a bit, things get darker, but you",11293.445,11299.206,143,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"follow Nott's lead, travel from place to place.
You finally get to the outskirts of Natural",11299.206,11305.613,143,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"Remedies, and to the northern alleyway where you'd
originally seen those figures pass. You're there.",11305.613,11310.541,143,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," Should we fan out a bit? Cover a couple
corners, so we can still see each other?",11310.541,11314.687,145,not,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, Good idea.,11314.687,11315.95,144,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Yeah. I'm going to go with Fjord.,11315.95,11318.949,146,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Let's not spread out too far, though.",11318.949,11322.549,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Are you two like an item?,11322.549,11324.538,145,not,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, What?,11325.001,11326.056,146,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," You and Fjord, are you like a thing?",11326.056,11328.324,145,not,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Why, are you interested in him?",11328.324,11329.998000000001,146,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," No, ugh, no!",11329.998,11331.626,145,not,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, No?,11331.626,11332.81,146,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, You travel together.,11332.81,11334.363,145,not,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Well yeah, he's a good friend. He watches
out for me, I watch out for him, you know. We're a",11334.363,11344.083999999999,146,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA,good team. Like you and Caleb.,11344.084,11348.132000000001,146,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," Not at all like that, but yes, all right.",11348.132,11351.453,145,not,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," As you guys fan out a little bit, everyone
make a perception check.",11353.584,11357.602,143,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Natural one.,11361.019,11362.862000000001,146,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, 19.,11364.612,11366.911999999998,145,not,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, I don't see shit.,11367.804,11369.41,146,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, Perception?,11369.41,11370.386,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, 12.,11370.386,11371.688,141,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, Nine.,11371.688,11372.842,144,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, 18.,11372.842,11374.201000000001,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, Ten.,11374.201,11375.465999999999,134,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Okay, so all of you, except for Jester,
manage to get a clear view of your vicinity.",11375.466,11378.915,143,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"Jester, you somehow get an eyelash caught in your
eye and spend the next hour trying to get it out,",11378.915,11384.191,143,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,but it's in the eyelid.,11384.191,11386.587000000001,143,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Fjord, can you see it?",11386.587,11388.309,146,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, Look up. Yeah.,11388.309,11390.663999999999,144,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, To the left.,11390.722,11392.695,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, Let me get it--,11392.695,11394.541,144,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," No, no, no. Okay, okay, okay.",11394.541,11398.554,146,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Occasionally, you can hear the crownsguard
approaching, and they carry their torches with",11399.039,11401.505000000001,143,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"them. You can see the light crawling forward, so
you all duck out of the way and let them pass.",11401.505,11405.57,143,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"About an hour passes. Two hours pass. Around the
third hour, you get the sensation that whatever",11405.57,11415.699999999999,143,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"you saw the other night is not arriving on a
clockwork time or not arriving at all. It's about",11415.7,11421.638,143,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"three in the morning, in the center of the city by
yourself. What do you wish to do?",11421.638,11426.153,143,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, Three in the morning?,11426.153,11427.197,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, Yeah.,11427.197,11429.339,143,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," I turn to Caleb. Any tingling from your
alarm system?",11429.339,11435.225,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," No, I wouldn't have brought it up if
something had happened.",11435.225,11437.799,134,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, That's a good point.,11437.799,11440.651000000002,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," I'm just going to try to meditate on the
strange death and see if I can feel anything.",11440.651,11450.176,141,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, Okay.,11450.176,11451.8,143,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,Make an intelligence check.,11456.025,11457.807999999999,143,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, All right. Just see how this goes.,11457.808,11460.012,141,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Mediation check.,11460.303,11461.8,145,not,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, 17.,11462.338,11464.726999999999,141,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Pouring over the details of what has
transpired and what you guys have done so far to",11464.727,11469.584,143,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"find information, there are still things to
inquire about. There are still things to wonder",11469.584,11478.019,143,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"and discover and there are a few places you
haven't been to. A few places you haven't returned",11478.019,11481.614,143,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"to. A few people you haven't even inquired about
closer to the investigation.",11481.614,11489.175,143,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Oh, we should talk to the girl.",11489.175,11491.307999999999,147,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Toya?,11491.308,11492.703000000001,148,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Yeah.,11492.703,11493.994999999999,147,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Let's go wake her ass up.,11493.995,11496.371000000001,148,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, Is she under arrest? We don't know.,11496.371,11498.591999999999,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, Maybe we have to go back to the circus.,11498.592,11500.491,141,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Maybe it was Yasha.,11500.491,11502.358,147,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," It's early enough maybe we should
just--",11502.358,11503.957,141,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," We have a few more hours and the cover of
darkness.",11503.957,11506.181,144,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," Yeah, let's go wake her ass up.",11506.181,11508.529,148,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Maybe we should go back to the circus.
Scene of the crime? That whole thing?",11508.529,11513.177,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," I hate to admit it, but maybe-- it's not
us.",11513.84,11518.832,141,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, Who's real stealthy?,11518.832,11521.401,144,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, I'm all right.,11521.401,11523.546,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," Maybe we don't all need to go. Maybe
just a few, and the others will hang back.",11523.546,11528.359,144,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," Hang back close by though, right? If
something goes bad--",11528.359,11532.523000000001,148,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Or if you see something. How far are we
from the inn?",11532.523,11540.83,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, From the inn? About a 15 minute jog.,11540.83,11547.053,149,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, So we can go to the circus?,11547.053,11549.037,148,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, An hour and a half.,11549.037,11550.819,144,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," While we're still trying to figure this
out, I'm going to take out my painter's kit and",11550.819,11553.677,147,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA,"draw like a little piece of poop on the side of
the building that we're next to.",11553.677,11559.789999999999,147,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Tagging? That's good.,11559.815,11561.445,148,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, A little tagger.,11561.445,11562.961,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," Is it like a mound of poop or like a
single--?",11562.961,11564.618999999999,144,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, No it's like a mound of poop.,11564.619,11566.291000000001,147,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, It's like an emoji.,11566.291,11567.59,141,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, Make a performance check.,11567.59,11569.56,149,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Oh I rolled really low on this one. Four!,11572.693,11576.035,147,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," It takes a little convincing to have them
see the poop in the drawing. You can see it, but",11576.035,11582.984,149,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,you've seen better.,11582.984,11584.41,149,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, Is it a worm? It's a snake.,11584.41,11586.11,150,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," It's poop, I should've--",11586.11,11588.239000000001,147,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, That's an oval.,11588.239,11590.216,151,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," I should have drawn a pile of poop. I
draw a pile of poop next to it.",11590.386,11594.993,147,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," It helps, but--",11594.993,11596.713,149,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, That's a triangle.,11596.713,11598.482,151,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," Yeah, I thought it was like chocolate
frozen yogurt.",11598.482,11600.567,150,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, Is math or something?,11600.567,11602.160999999998,152,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," It's dark okay?! I can usually paint much
better than this. It's really dark and my hands",11602.161,11607.895,147,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA,feel a little numb.,11607.895,11610.314,147,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Let's move then.,11611.094,11612.958999999999,148,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, Who's going where? What are you guys doing?,11612.959,11615.686000000002,149,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, Stealthily to the circus.,11617.421,11618.948,150,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," All right, I would like for all of you to
roll a stealth check.",11618.948,11620.99,149,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, Is no one staying behind or--?,11620.99,11622.548,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Fuck it!,11622.548,11623.603000000001,147,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Some are staying away from the tent.,11623.603,11625.032,148,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," Yeah, going in danger close.",11625.032,11627.921999999999,150,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, 13.,11627.922,11628.914,148,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, Nine.,11628.914,11630.257000000001,150,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, Oh not great. Nine!,11630.257,11631.341,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, Seven.,11631.341,11632.364,152,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, 19.,11632.364,11633.274,147,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, 15.,11633.274,11634.521999999999,151,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, 13.,11634.522,11636.174,148,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Okay, you guys make your way through most of
the Docksward on your way to the large blue tent",11636.174,11644.625,149,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"that still stands ominously in the distance.
Thankfully, the moon has come out and cast this",11644.625,11648.649,149,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"rimlight against the structure, so it's easy to
see. As you guys are making your way outside of",11648.649,11653.116,149,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"the Lochward, you immediately see the approaching
torchlight of crownsguard. One of them you just",11653.116,11661.162,149,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"faintly hear 40 or 50 feet ahead of you, ""Who goes
there?""",11661.162,11667.344000000001,149,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Oh shit.,11667.344,11669.671999999999,147,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Is there only one guard?,11669.672,11671.179,148,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," It's two guards, side by side. These watches,
they patrol in pairs.",11671.179,11674.638,149,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Are we in like an alleyway, or in the
street?",11674.822,11676.638,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," You guys are keeping off to the side. You're
all on the outskirts of the lake and almost made",11676.638,11680.053000000002,149,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,your way out of the city towards where the--,11680.053,11682.807999999999,149,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Go in the lake. Quick, go into the lake!",11682.808,11684.778,147,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," I cast Disguise Self, and I turn myself
into a crownsguard.",11684.778,11687.953,150,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, Disguise Self and follow suit.,11687.953,11690.669,151,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, You do as well?,11690.669,11691.713,149,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, Yeah.,11691.713,11692.576,151,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," All right. So you both become crownsguard.
You've all of a sudden are adorned in the goldish",11692.576,11698.482999999998,149,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,brass and red armor.,11698.483,11702.932,149,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," I'm in my black hood. I've got my hood
up now.",11703.493,11706.947,152,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Anywhere to hide?,11706.947,11708.523,148,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," There are some small alcoves, but you guys
are out in the open, now. They've seen you.",11708.523,11713.697999999999,149,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, All of us?,11713.698,11716.101,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," You don't know. They've seen you. They've
called to you, and then both of you guys",11716.101,11720.256000000001,149,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,disguised yourselves. What are you doing?,11720.256,11723.135,149,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, I walk into the lake and crouch down?,11723.135,11726.39,147,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Jester walks up and wades in about six
inches of water and just-- gives her best duck",11727.284,11734.557999999999,149,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,impression.,11734.558,11735.994,149,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," I will take off my mask and start attacking
Caleb in a convincing fashion. Not to draw blood",11735.994,11746.885,148,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM,but-- yeah.,11746.885,11748.105,148,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, Make a deception check.,11748.105,11749.489,149,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Deception check?,11749.489,11750.555999999999,148,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, Yes.,11750.556,11751.682,149,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Oh.,11751.682,11753.817000000001,148,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," Can I start going (groans) Oh get off, you
little beast! To help with the illusion?",11753.817,11759.074999999999,151,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, (snarling noises),11759.075,11761.533000000001,148,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Sure, make a deception check.",11761.533,11763.483999999999,149,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," Oh, my deception check was a three minus
three.",11763.484,11765.864,148,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, But roll with advantage.,11765.864,11767.377999999999,151,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, At advantage?,11767.378,11768.692000000001,148,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," I'm helping you, you little--",11768.692,11770.304999999998,151,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Seven minus three!,11770.305,11771.761,148,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, Oh no!,11771.761,11773.559000000001,151,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Okay so as soon as these two crownsguard see
this, they go ""Shit!"" They pull their blades and",11773.559,11780.439999999999,149,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"they start charging you, Nott, to try and protect
their other crownsguard--",11780.44,11785.431,149,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," I take Nott and slam her into a wall as hard
as I can and say: Down you beast!",11785.617,11791.957,151,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," All right, as you rush up in a jog, blades
drawn, one of them is going to go ahead and",11791.957,11797.301,149,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,attempt to strike.,11797.301,11798.425,149,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Oh god! Sure.,11798.425,11801.382,148,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, That is going to be a 14 to hit.,11803.101,11805.167000000001,149,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Miss!,11805.167,11806.341,148,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," So you manage to (squeaks) and narrowly
dodge the blade as it strikes through the back of",11806.341,11812.512,149,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"your cloak and pins it to the side of a wooden
pole that is on the outside of an overhang where",11812.512,11818.432,149,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"some of the fish are being left out to dry and
turn into fish jerky. It holds you in place as",11818.432,11823.506000000001,149,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"you're snarling and looking scared. The other one
pulls out his blade and says ""Where did this thing",11823.506,11827.268,149,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""come from!?""",11827.268,11828.592,149,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," I have it! And I punch Nott right in the
face.",11828.592,11830.013,151,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Oh!,11830.013,11831.921,148,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," All right, you take one point of bludgeoning
damage, Nott, and blood just (flowing noise) from",11831.921,11836.827000000001,149,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,the nose.,11836.827,11838.106,149,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," I have this. We're taking these people across
to jail.",11838.106,11841.277,151,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," (Regal voice) Indeed, stay our blade,
please, obviously he can handle this.",11841.502,11845.535,150,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," Don't you fucking move you little green
piece of filth.",11845.535,11848.034,151,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, (spits),11848.034,11850.696,148,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," Right in your face! Haha, incredible.",11850.696,11856.616,150,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," This one is mine, thank you. Beat her within
an inch of her life.",11856.616,11862.62,151,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," I need you to make a deception check on that
one.",11862.62,11865.543000000001,149,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," We are just the worst. This is just
terrible.",11865.543,11869.461,152,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, Oh man.,11869.461,11870.947,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, Natural 20.,11870.947,11872.051,151,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM,(cheering),11872.051,11874.706,151,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," We've practiced this before. We got this
routine down.",11874.706,11879.391,148,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," You see a look of disappointment come across
the two crownsguards' faces in their inability to",11879.391,11884.98,153,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"help you skewer this small, feral creature. They
both put their blades away. ""All right if you see",11884.98,11892.136,153,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""anything else, give a shout. (spits)""",11892.136,11896.254,153,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Ugh.,11896.254,11897.833,148,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," They both continue their walk past the rest
of you.",11897.833,11899.971000000001,153,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," The rest of you lot fall in line. I drag the
little one off.",11899.971,11904.614,151,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, (snivels),11904.614,11907.564999999999,148,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," They look over at the tiefling-- partially
crouched in the water.",11907.565,11913.225,153,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, She's taking a shit.,11913.225,11915.193000000001,148,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, I really had to pee!,11915.193,11917.284,147,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Hey! Not in the Ustaloch!""",11917.284,11920.247,153,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,(laughter),11920.247,11924.092999999999,153,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Okay. Oh okay. I get out. I stand up and
slowly dredge out of the water.",11925.557,11939.810000000001,147,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Your legs are soaked from thigh to foot, and
they both eye you warily and slowly walk past.",11939.81,11947.966999999999,153,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, (sigh of relief),11947.967,11950.408000000001,147,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, It's real cold out.,11950.408,11952.613,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, Have they cleared the way?,11952.613,11955.226999999999,151,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Eventually, they pass beyond a point where
you feel absolute dread of their presence.",11955.227,11961.162,153,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," Is that a natural thing for you guys to
just attack each other in moments of stress?",11961.162,11965.129,150,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," Are you all right? I am so very sorry, I'm
so sorry--",11965.129,11967.219000000001,151,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," No, I'm fine that was good acting. You were
perfect. I panicked, I didn't know what to do. I",11967.219,11972.385999999999,148,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM,was trying to create some sort of distraction.,11972.386,11974.537,148,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," Let me see your teeth. Okay. You look all
right.",11974.537,11978.18,151,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, They're all over the place.,11978.18,11980.232,148,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM,(laughter),11980.232,11985.42,148,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," Oh, I can't tell if that got worse or
better.",11985.42,11988.873,155,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, You fixed them a bit!,11988.873,11992.144,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, Okay. Who wants to go to the circus?,11992.745,11996.142000000002,151,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, Yay.,11996.142,11998.925,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," All right, you guys are make the rest of the
path to the outskirts of the circus. You see at",11998.925,12002.268,153,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"the very front flap of it you see a crownsguard
who's like (yawn) sitting there, his arms crossed",12002.268,12009.307,153,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"to the front keeping an eye out, he is doing
late-shift. You do see the faint distant",12009.307,12013.966,153,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"flickering glow of firelight from the back side of
the circus.",12013.966,12019.73,153,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," What is that? Do you guys have like a
nightlight?",12019.73,12023.733,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, It's where we camp.,12023.733,12025.396,152,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Yeah, you saw it earlier, you saw the
campfire.",12025.396,12026.925000000001,153,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, Oh sure.,12026.925,12028.242999999999,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," If you want to make your ways around, I
could distract them for a moment, have a",12028.243,12032.128,155,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS,conversation with them.,12032.128,12033.349,155,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, Do they still look like crownsguard?,12033.349,12034.85,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, Yes.,12034.85,12035.883,153,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, For an hour.,12035.883,12037.231,155,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Okay, yeah.",12037.231,12038.982,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," You you want to go with them? I'll go with
him.",12038.982,12042.343,151,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," Sure, but will you be watching me or no? You
don't have to.",12042.343,12047.886,148,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, Frumpkin will go with you.,12048.271,12049.824,151,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," All right. I'll go with you and-- who else is
going? Are you stealthy?",12049.824,12056.049,148,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, We'll take care of you. Don't worry!,12056.249,12059.452,147,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," They're not going to talk to you without
me, so I'm coming, too.",12059.452,12062.005,152,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," I'm a little jittery, do you want to be a
front man for a little while?",12062.005,12064.3,151,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," Sure I got it, yeah.",12064.3,12065.429,155,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, Okay.,12065.429,12066.978000000001,151,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," All right, so what are the groups here?",12066.978,12069.035,153,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, The girls and the boys.,12069.035,12070.553,148,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, Caleb and me--,12070.553,12071.883,155,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, And Molly.,12071.883,12073.104,147,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, And whatever Molly is.,12073.104,12074.787999999999,148,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM,(laughter),12074.788,12075.965,148,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, I'm fabulous.,12075.965,12077.534,152,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Molly, who are you going with?",12077.534,12079.201,153,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," I'm going with the girls, because the
circus kids won't talk to them without me.",12079.201,12082.689999999999,152,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," All right, so the three of you are going
forward. What are you doing? I guess I should",12082.69,12086.845000000001,153,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,ask.,12086.845,12087.764,153,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," I walk up to the guard. (regal voice) It's
a late night, not much action this evening. See",12087.764,12092.729,155,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS,anything unusual?,12092.933,12095.147,155,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Eh, nothing yet. Mostly I hate this. Ugh, I
just wish this whole fucking circus would just go.",12095.147,12102.115000000002,153,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""I need to sleep. Regular hours.""",12102.115,12104.34,153,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," Yeah, have you heard heard? 
How long are they supposed to be here?",12104.34,12106.305,155,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Until they finish this fucking
investigation. They keep bugging people for",12106.324,12110.363000000001,153,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""information, but they're all just clammed up and
not saying shit.""",12110.363,12114.261999999999,153,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," At least you're by the tent, they've had
us walking the perimeter of the lake the entire",12114.262,12116.406,155,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS,time.,12116.406,12117.499000000002,155,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""It's bullshit. I wish they would just go
ahead and execute them. That carnival master or",12117.499,12124.17,153,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"whatever and get it over with.""",12124.17,12125.917,153,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," Did they find anything inside, today? Tell
me, something interesting, please.",12125.917,12129.475999999999,155,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""They investigated the corpses and found
nothing yet. Still in there if you want to take a",12129.476,12133.223,153,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"look at it.""",12133.223,12134.637,153,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, Would you mind if we popped in?,12134.637,12137.075,155,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""I mean I suppose so."" Make a deception
check.",12137.075,12139.797,153,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Something good, something good?",12142.947,12145.964,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, No.,12146.072,12147.616,152,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, Where is it? Jesus.,12147.616,12149.595,155,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS,Oh! 13.,12151.228,12152.699999999999,155,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Okay. He thinks a second on it. ""Oh I
suppose so. Go on in.""",12152.7,12158.585000000001,153,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," We'll be quick, super fast.",12161.175,12163.614,155,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Please, get it over with."" He stops you.
""If there's any way to expedite this, if you can",12163.791,12171.711,153,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""pin it on any of them, we can just kill them and
take care of it. Let me know.""",12171.711,12175.833999999999,153,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, Let's go.,12176.701,12178.099999999999,155,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS,"(as Grog) That worked way better
than I thought. Like we should-- I mean--",12179.514,12184.494999999999,155,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS,(as Fjord) should we look around for stuff or what?,12184.495,12187.433,155,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS,(laughter),12187.433,12190.215,155,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Yes. Yes.,12190.39,12192.610999999999,148,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, You are very good with voices.,12192.611,12196.465,154,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," Well you know, I do a little mimicry here
and there. We should look, come on. Check the",12196.465,12199.781,155,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS,"grounds. Maybe we can find where the bodies are
laying.",12199.781,12202.632000000001,155,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," Yeah, let's have a look around.",12202.71,12204.519999999999,154,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," You guys look inside, the tent is dark.
There's no light inside.",12204.52,12207.758,153,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," I take a rag out of my side satchel and I
cast-- what the hell is it called because I've",12211.028,12221.144,154,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM,"only been a wizard for a short time-- one Dancing
Light underneath the rags so it's only dim.",12221.196,12226.387999999999,154,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," All right, so you have this self-made hooded
lantern with the hood you have over it.",12226.388,12232.367,153,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, Yeah.,12232.367,12233.132,154,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, Okay.,12233.132,12234.715,153,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, That's dope.,12234.715,12236.857,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, What the fuck are we looking for in here?,12236.857,12239.167,154,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," And Nott, you're going with them?",12239.167,12240.654999999999,153,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, I'm with the girls.,12240.655,12242.027,148,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," That's right, yeah.",12243.961,12245.322,154,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, Well let's search the grounds.,12245.322,12247.221,156,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," You make your way inside, the smell is
pretty bad. You can smell the flesh beginning to",12247.221,12249.963,157,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,decay.,12250.155,12251.283000000001,157,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," Have they moved the bodies or are the
bodies still there?",12251.283,12253.279999999999,156,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," With a bit of looking, the bodies are still
there where they left them. They have not moved,",12253.28,12258.364000000001,157,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"you can see a couple of remnants of notes and
sheets that have been crumpled, but the bodies",12258.364,12263.679,157,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,have been left where they are.,12263.679,12267.015,157,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, Can we check the bodies for anything?,12267.015,12274.841999999999,156,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," Is there anything arcane? From all my
studies, does anything here ring any bell? I have",12274.842,12283.862000000001,158,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM,a photographic memory.,12283.862,12285.461,158,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, Go and make a religion check.,12285.476,12288.015000000001,157,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, All right. That is a ten.,12290.114,12294.974,158,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Unfortunately, you don't have a lot of
research on the undead, or whatever might be the",12294.974,12299.451000000001,157,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"essence of this creature's creation, and the more
you look at it, you're like, ""This is not my",12299.451,12303.882,157,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"specialty.""",12303.882,12305.442,157,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," Okay. What about the perimeters of here,
where all the people were? There was a swarm of",12305.442,12309.5,158,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM,"people. I spend five minutes seeing anything was
dropped of interest.",12309.5,12313.108,158,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Make an investigation check, both of you.",12313.108,12316.599,157,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, That's better.,12316.599,12318.878,156,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, I miss the twins.,12318.878,12320.482,158,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, 16.,12320.482,12321.794,156,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, Big ten.,12321.794,12323.441,158,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Glancing about, you can see the track marks
of everyone fleeing. You can see the spatters of",12323.441,12328.037,157,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"blood. You can see the place where the
transformation occurred. There is a horrible",12328.037,12334.886,157,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"shedding of certain layers of flesh. You can see
previously existing layers of flesh and muscle",12334.886,12344.202000000001,157,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"that were shed as whatever this undead thing was
fell to the ground. Once again, you make a",12344.202,12354.21,159,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,religion check as well.,12354.457,12357.669,159,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, Okay. Roll high. I did not. Ten.,12358.915,12361.660000000002,156,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Yeah. This is not your specialty. You have
little experience with the undead and this type of",12361.66,12367.344,159,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,magic.,12367.344,12368.247,159,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," We can't spend that long in here. Maybe we
just take a bit of it with us. Do you have a",12368.247,12371.447999999999,156,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS,pocket?,12371.448,12373.619,156,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," I have many pockets, of course I have
pockets.",12373.619,12376.261,158,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, Like a jar? I-I got no pockets!,12376.261,12379.695,156,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," You designed a character with no pockets?!
Why would you do that?",12379.695,12384.392,148,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," There's no pockets! All right, but I'll
check.",12384.495,12387.744,156,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," He's just in the Blue Man Group unitard and
that's it.",12387.744,12390.917000000001,158,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," I'm sure Rob Liefeld just got a nosebleed
and he doesn't know why.",12390.917,12394.544,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, So this dead thing is here in front of me?,12394.544,12400.791,158,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Two of them. There's the main one, the
ground zero one, which is where you were putting",12401.002,12404.661,159,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"all your attention, and then there's the woman,
who was transformed as part of the first.",12404.661,12407.753,159,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," I will take my dagger, and I will slice a
little bit off of the woman, and it's going to get",12407.753,12415.251,158,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM,"dark in here and I will snuff out the light and
use the rag to roll it up and I'll put the little",12415.251,12421.721,158,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM,piece in my pack.,12421.721,12423.846,158,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," With a squishy sound you place it within
your pack.",12423.846,12430.728,159,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," Let's get out of here, I'm going to be
sick.",12430.728,12432.321,158,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, Agreed.,12432.321,12433.436,156,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," All right. The four of you, I need you to
roll stealth checks, please.",12433.436,12438.159,159,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Not that one. I don't feel good about it.
Oh not bad! 21.",12440.697,12446.113,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, 17.,12446.113,12447.232,160,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, 18.,12447.232,12448.429,147,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, 25.,12448.429,12449.907,148,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Without issue, you guys quickly dart around
the side of the tent and make your way right",12449.907,12455.199999999999,159,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"towards the central area where the multitude of
tents to this back encampment is placed. There is",12455.2,12460.763,159,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"a single campfire. The embers are burning out. It
has not been kept up. You do see two crownsguard",12460.763,12467.970000000001,159,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"who are currently keeping watch. One of them is
slumped in a chair across from the fire and is",12467.97,12471.895999999999,159,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"nodding off. The other is doing a basic patrol and
looking around. Other than that, you don't hear",12471.896,12479.171,159,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"any sounds, you don't see anybody else. Just the
two crownsguard.",12479.171,12484.719000000001,159,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," Which of the tents is currently
occupied?",12486.385,12490.669,160,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," There are four main tents. There are two
very large ones, one of which generally contains",12490.669,12496.843,159,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"Toya and Kylre, the devil toad. That's on the
south side. There's the north largest tent, this",12496.843,12504.027,159,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"one contains the Knot sisters and Ornna. Then
there's a very small tent to the south side that",12504.027,12512.508,159,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"would be Bo the Breaker's tent, but he's not here.
Then there's a medium sized tent on the north",12512.508,12520.38,159,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,side. Who would be in that one?,12520.38,12525.722,159,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," Toya and Kylre share a tent, that's
right. It would be Desmond.",12529.002,12535.462,160,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Desmond would be the other one. It would be
Gustav staying there as well, but Gustav changes",12535.669,12539.526,159,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,between the tent and the cart.,12539.526,12542.326,159,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, The cart?,12542.326,12544.062999999998,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, We have a wagon.,12544.063,12545.827,160,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Molly, I have a question. What made you
guys set up your tent here?",12545.827,12550.929,147,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," We were told to set it up here, if I
recall.",12550.929,12553.755,160,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, In this specific area?,12553.755,12558.019999999999,147,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," That sounds right. If I recall, we were
specifically told to set up tent right here.",12558.02,12561.981,160,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," And it's by the lake, right?",12561.981,12564.294,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, Maybe 150-200 feet away from it.,12564.294,12568.16,159,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, That's pretty close to a lake.,12568.16,12570.688,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," What if they set up their tent on a cursed
land or something?",12570.688,12576.391,147,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," It's the lake, it's common?",12576.391,12581.594,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," What's the easiest tent to get to
without--",12581.594,12586.229,160,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Do you want to go to the north side or the
south side of the main tent?",12586.229,12589.007,159,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," I want to go with whatever's furthest
away from the guards.",12589.007,12591.053,160,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Shouldn't we just go to the Toya tent?,12591.053,12593.387,148,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," The Toya tent's on the south side, that's
the opposite side, you guys would have probably",12593.387,12596.029,159,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,come in from the north end.,12596.029,12597.475,159,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, What's the easiest to get to without--,12597.475,12599.046,160,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," That would be the one that contains Ornna
and the Knot sisters.",12599.046,12603.251,159,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," I'm going to go back there and do our
traditional (bird call)",12603.251,12609.786,160,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, Okay. There's actually no response.,12609.786,12615.483,159,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, (bird call),12615.483,12618.556,147,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," I had Mona and Lena, but maybe it's
Lolie.",12621.505,12627.215999999999,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," Yuli. It's Mona and Yuli. I'm going to
try one of the other tents. Am I getting the sense",12627.216,12635.94,160,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN,that any of them are in?,12635.94,12640.215,160,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Look over here!,12640.215,12641.495,148,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, Over here!,12641.495,12643.144,160,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," The other tent you get to and you make the
same sound? This would be the one that Desmond",12643.144,12646.454,161,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"usually is in, too. There's a pause, and then you
hear a very faint (bird call).",12646.454,12652.246,161,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," I'm going to very gently lift the back
of the tent up and not go in through the front.",12652.246,12658.176,160,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN,And just--,12658.176,12659.539999999999,160,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Okay. You glance inside and you can see,
leaning up from a bedroll, Desmond who is",12659.54,12664.915,161,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"half-awake, and glances over and sees you. He's
out of outfit, out of makeup, and he gives a nod.",12664.915,12673.570000000002,161,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," (whispering) Do you know what's going
on? (switches to normal volume) Assume we're",12673.57,12679.409,160,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN,"whispering, because this is bullshit.",12679.409,12680.722,160,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, Yeah.,12680.722,12682.672999999999,161,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, How is it? What's happened?,12682.673,12685.85,160,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""They've come around asking a few questions,
we're trying to figure it out ourselves. Are you",12685.85,12691.858,161,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""okay?""",12691.858,12692.862000000001,161,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, I could be worse.,12692.862,12695.033,160,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""How's Gustav? And Bosun?""",12695.033,12697.474999999999,161,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," They couldn't be worse. And then Yasha
Yasha'd. I don't know. Did Toya see anything? Did",12697.475,12711.531,160,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN,she say anything?,12711.531,12715.616,160,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""We're still trying to figure this out
ourselves. Are you alone?""",12715.616,12722.263,161,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," No, I've picked up a few scragglers.
They're idiots, but they're helping.",12722.263,12726.495,160,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Well bring them in.""",12726.495,12728.312,161,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, We come in.,12728.312,12730.855,148,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," You guys all enter the tent and you see
Desmond. Previously you saw him in this very",12730.855,12734.577,161,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"colorful outfit with the frilled neck piece and
the full facial makeup. Now you see a man in his",12734.587,12740.097,161,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"late 30s with a very scarred left side of his
face. It looks like it was shredded at one point",12740.145,12745.108,161,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"in his youth, that the makeup hid during the
performance. As soon as you enter, even upon",12745.108,12751.474,161,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"greeting him, he has a very sad presence to him.
Even though you're all under the cover of night",12751.474,12761.845,161,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"and having this conspiratorial conversation, he
has this melancholy about him that permeates the",12761.845,12769.31,161,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"space inside the tent. He says, ""So you're all the
ones that helped earlier. Thank you. It would have",12769.31,12778.395999999999,161,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""been far worse if you hadn't.""",12778.396,12780.655,161,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, No problem.,12780.655,12783.528,162,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," What do they think happened? What are
they asking?",12783.528,12786.16,163,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""They're thinking something about the show.
They're thinking Gustav made this happen. I don't",12786.16,12791.953,161,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"think it's Gustav, he's a good man. He makes poor
choices and it's plagued him his whole life, you",12791.953,12799.786,161,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"can see it in his brow. But good intentions have
grave consequences. No one that good comes out of",12799.786,12809.579,161,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"Shady Creek Run without some mistakes behind them,
but I don't see him doing this.""",12809.579,12816.02,161,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, What would be the point?,12816.02,12818.213,163,caduceus,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Has it ever happened like this before?,12818.213,12820.268,162,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""No.""",12820.268,12821.322,161,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Anything weird ever happened before?,12821.322,12823.611,162,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Weird things? All the time. We're a bunch
of weird folk, work with a lot of weird people.",12823.611,12827.955,161,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"Bunch of strange freaks gathered to this show.""",12827.955,12832.526,161,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Was there anyone new here recently that
you haven't worked with a lot?",12832.938,12837.163,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Yeah, she apparently ran off.""",12837.163,12839.466,161,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," Yasha's the newest, but she can be
flighty.",12839.466,12844.208,164,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, What about Mona and Yuli?,12844.208,12849.819000000001,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""The sisters are bitter, but it's no fault
of theirs.""",12851.751,12857.048,161,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, Why are they bitter?,12857.048,12858.836000000001,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Because the world is cruel.""",12859.312,12861.332,161,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," You've never met it-- Well, nevermind.",12861.332,12863.359,164,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""I wish I could help them, but it--""",12863.359,12865.669,161,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, (stutters) What happened to them?,12865.669,12869.633,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Are you drunk? What's going on?,12869.633,12871.902,162,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," No, I'm trying to hear and whisper at the
same time.",12871.902,12875.126,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, You can talk at a normal volume.,12875.126,12878.876,162,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, Magical whisper. Cone of Whisper.,12878.876,12880.518,161,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, Matt Cone of Whisper!,12880.595,12883.31,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," Oh God, that's a new thing now.",12883.31,12885.582999999999,164,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," What did they say? Why do they think
that? Why is the world shitty?",12885.583,12890.092,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Have you been around? Have you travelled to
see anything?""",12890.092,12893.33,161,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Yeah. Listen. The world has its own brand
of shitty depending on whose eyes are looking at",12893.33,12899.245,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA,"it, right? So what is their brand of shitty?",12899.245,12904.640000000001,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, Circus shitty.,12904.64,12905.921999999999,164,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""I don't know. Ask them.""",12905.922,12908.235,161,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, Where are they?,12909.875,12911.39,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, In a tent over there.,12911.487,12913.73,164,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""They don't seem to take much of a liking to
me anyway, so I can't really tell you myself. I'm",12913.73,12918.59,161,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""sorry.""",12918.59,12919.701000000001,161,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, They don't like you? Why?,12919.701,12921.853,148,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""There's a lot of people that don't like
me.""",12921.853,12924.862,161,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," I like you, Desmond. I think you're great.",12924.862,12927.485999999999,162,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Why? What did you do?,12927.486,12929.746000000001,148,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," He looks at you and goes, ""Same reason folks
probably don't like you; you're different.""",12929.746,12934.32,161,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Hmm.,12934.32,12936.704,148,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," Is everybody still here? They've not
taken anyone away other than--",12936.704,12940.074,164,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Other than those two, everyone else is
here. We're just keeping under watch until their",12940.074,12942.914,161,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""investigation is complete.""",12942.914,12944.861,161,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Molly, why did you laugh when I asked
about the sisters?",12944.861,12947.844000000001,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," We're carnival people, we've all got our
issues. You don't end up here if you're not",12951.204,12960.842,164,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN,a little weird.,12960.842,12962.829,164,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Can I try something? I want to try to cast
Detect Good and Evil.",12962.879,12969.124000000002,162,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, Okay.,12969.124,12970.15,161,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, Cleric shit!,12970.15,12971.535,158,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Right?,12971.535,12972.704,162,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, On?,12972.704,12973.636,148,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," On the area. It lasts up to ten minutes, so
it's within 30 feet of me.",12973.636,12980.674,162,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, You ever cast this before?,12980.674,12981.687000000002,156,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, No.,12981.687,12982.283,162,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA,"TRAVIS, TALIESIN, and MARISHA: First cast!",12982.283,12984.366,162,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA,TRAVIS and TALIESIN: First blood!,12984.366,12986.966,162,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," So you cast it. You concentrate. You reach
down and grasp the bottom of your symbol that",12988.058,12993.892000000002,161,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"hangs around your belt, and there's a faint rush
of divine force given to your consciousness. You",12993.892,13006.239,161,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"don't sense within 30 feet of you any fiendish, or
celestial, or fey, or undead, or aberration.",13006.239,13014.686,161,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Nothing that's been desecrated?,13014.686,13017.074999999999,162,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, Nothing from this tent or within 30 feet.,13017.075,13019.664,161,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Does it follow her?,13019.664,13020.99,148,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Yeah, it follows me.",13020.99,13021.99,162,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, It's like a radial thing.,13021.99,13023.512999999999,161,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," That's pretty cool, let's keep going then.
Maybe we'll see something?",13023.513,13025.978000000001,148,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Yeah. Am I close to the edge of the main
tent?",13025.978,13032.911,162,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," There are two tents to the north. There's a
bigger one, and a medium one. The one that you're",13032.911,13037.831,161,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"in right now is the larger one to the north, and
as such contains-- Actually no. The one that you",13037.831,13042.907,161,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"guys are in right now is the medium one. The one
that contains Desmond. The larger one contains",13042.907,13046.784,165,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,both of the sisters and Ornna.,13046.784,13050.021999999999,165,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Okay. And they're closer to the big tent?
Where is the big tent?",13050.022,13054.938,162,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Correct. The big tent is about ten to 15
feet from the one you're in right now.",13054.938,13057.698,166,guard,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Okay, cool. Yeah, let's leave. I'll get up
to the edge of the big tent, and I want to see if",13057.698,13063.931,162,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA,I can feel anything weird in that area.,13063.931,13066.665,162,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Okay. Is everyone else staying inside or are
you going with her?",13066.665,13068.386,166,guard,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," We're going with, but before we leave I'll
ask Desmond: From one outcast to another, are",13068.386,13074.321,148,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM,"there any questions that are bugging you
about all this?",13074.321,13078.524,148,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," He thinks for a second. ""I don't want this
all to fall on Gustav. He's done a lot of good for""",13082.003,13089.054,166,guard,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""all of us, and the way they're talking about the
investigation, they're looking to make a scapegoat""",13089.054,13093.286,166,guard,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""of this.""",13093.286,13094.84,166,guard,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," Well, thank you.",13098.508,13100.951,148,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Thank you.""",13100.951,13102.471,166,guard,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," (mimics bird call poorly) That's how they
talk to each other. That's how carnival folk talk",13102.471,13114.16,148,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM,to each other.,13114.16,13116.482,148,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," Oh, for fuck's sake. I'm going to do my
best.",13116.482,13121.87,168,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Thank you.""",13121.87,13123.518,169,ornna,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," I'm going to quietly sneak out the back
of the tent again and sneak into the--",13123.518,13128.336,168,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Another stealth check, my friends.",13128.336,13129.987,169,ornna,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," Oh god, I hate all of this.",13129.987,13134.067,168,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," I'm going to give Molly Blessing, so you
get advantage.",13134.067,13140.489,167,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, 21.,13140.489,13141.982,148,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, 13. Not great.,13142.035,13144.103,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, 13.,13144.103,13145.563999999998,168,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, With advantage?,13145.564,13146.343,169,ornna,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, With advantage.,13146.343,13147.508000000002,168,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, 12.,13147.508,13148.579,167,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Okay. You guys make your way up to the edge
of the tent.",13148.579,13154.286,169,ornna,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," I'm not going to make the noise I'm just
going to--",13159.221,13160.696,168,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Right. As you make your way over to the edge
of the tent where the sisters and Ornna are, you",13160.696,13165.12,169,ornna,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"focus and concentrate. Nothing, from the radial
thing. One of the guards, who's standing up and",13165.12,13174.533000000001,169,ornna,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"making a patrol, looks over right as you duck
behind and you hear a ""Huh?""",13174.533,13182.238,170,sisters,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Uh oh.,13182.238,13184.532,148,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Quick, go in the tent.",13185.482,13186.401,167,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, We're going to go in the tent.,13186.401,13188.139,168,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," We all duck under the tent go and act like
we're sleeping.",13188.139,13191.817,167,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," You guys all dodge under the tent just as
the guard begins to pass around. You hear the",13191.817,13195.097,170,sisters,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"footsteps around. As you step in you watch as the
two Knot sisters--",13195.097,13198.806999999999,170,sisters,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, (shushes),13198.807,13201.797,168,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," They both curl into a ball and stay really
quiet. All of the sudden Ornna comes to",13201.797,13206.317000000001,170,sisters,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,consciousness and (light footsteps),13206.317,13211.551,170,sisters,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"the footsteps finish the circle
and then go back towards where the fire is.",13215.112,13222.598999999998,170,sisters,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, That was close.,13222.599,13223.925,167,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Ornna leans in, goes like, ""Okay, what is
going on.""",13223.925,13227.442,170,sisters,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," That's what I'm trying to figure out,
what the fuck is going on. They're with me, it's",13227.442,13231.963,168,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN,"been complicated. Gustav's in deep. Bosun's in
deep.",13231.963,13241.26,168,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Tell us you know something.,13241.26,13243.921,167,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""What do you want to know?""",13243.921,13245.061,170,sisters,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, What did you see? I don't know.,13245.061,13246.449999999999,168,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Who did this? What was it?,13246.45,13250.529,148,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""I don't know. I looked and I saw what you
saw.""",13250.529,13255.454,170,sisters,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, This is Ornna I assume.,13255.454,13256.658,168,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," This is Ornna, yeah.",13256.658,13257.617,170,sisters,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, Ornna is the fire dancer.,13257.617,13258.839,168,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Right, okay.",13258.839,13260.503,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," For fuck's sake, they're going
to kill every last fucking one of us unless",13260.503,13265.729000000001,168,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN,we figure this out.,13265.729,13267.618999999999,168,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," She's like, ""Right.""",13267.619,13268.849,170,sisters,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, What do you think?,13268.849,13270.008,168,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Well the sister's over here think it's a
hit job, but this isn't a hit job with zombies?",13270.008,13274.169,170,sisters,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""Are you fucking kidding me?""",13274.169,13277.419,170,sisters,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," I don't know. I think that they're
trying to cover something.",13277.419,13282.784,168,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""That's not surprising.""",13282.784,13285.516,170,sisters,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Can I insight check the sisters? What are
they doing right now?",13285.516,13289.206,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," They're both just quietly curled up and
watching you guys talk.",13289.206,13291.905,170,sisters,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," They're not saying anything, though?",13291.905,13293.032000000001,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Not yet. If you want to ask them something
you can.",13293.032,13295.505,170,sisters,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Do they look nervous or are they just
being shifty?",13295.505,13297.708999999999,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, Make an insight check to find out.,13297.709,13299.054,170,sisters,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, Yeah.,13299.054,13300.353000000001,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," While she's doing that I'm going to try and
sneak out the underside of the tent to go to the",13300.353,13303.444,167,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA,big tent.,13303.444,13306.375,167,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, I'll go with her.,13306.375,13308.483,148,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," This is a bit of a leap. This goes about 25,
30 feet south of where you are around the campfire",13308.483,13315.721,170,sisters,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,that's open.,13315.721,13317.096,170,sisters,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, No problem.,13317.096,13319.530999999999,148,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Go ahead and make your stealth checks,
guys.",13319.531,13323.074,170,sisters,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," Oh god. I miss Pass Without a Trace so
much.",13323.074,13327.502,168,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, 23.,13327.502,13328.982,148,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, That's a number.,13332.132,13335.938,168,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Nine.,13335.938,13337.73,167,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, Okay. What was your insight check?,13339.695,13346.175,170,sisters,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, 15.,13346.175,13347.349,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," 15. They both look nervous, but just
untrusting of the scenario. You can't read",13347.349,13352.499,170,sisters,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"anything deeper than that. There is definitely a,
hmm, but you can't quite get a full bead on them.",13352.499,13361.82,170,sisters,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"You guys, as you curl around the outside, there's
the one guard that's sitting in the chair by the",13361.82,13366.038999999999,170,sisters,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"fire that goes like (snores) and opens his eyes a
little bit and looks over in your direction,",13366.122,13373.644999999999,170,sisters,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"Jester, and there's a brief moment where he's just
looking right at you. Do you do anything?",13373.645,13381.442000000001,170,sisters,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, I freeze.,13381.442,13386.901,167,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Oh god.,13386.901,13391.322,148,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, Stands up.,13391.322,13392.706,170,sisters,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Can I use-- oh shit. I'm going shitballs,
shit.",13392.706,13398.372,167,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," I'm just tucking around, getting ready.",13398.372,13401.978,148,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," You're around, you don't see anything.",13401.978,13403.266,170,sisters,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, I don't see this?,13403.266,13405.616,148,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Sorry, he doesn't see you.",13405.616,13407.059,170,sisters,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," I'm going to cast Charm Person on the guard
that sees me.",13407.059,13412.649,167,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Okay. As he stands up, he goes toward you
and he goes for his blade and he has to make a",13412.649,13419.295,170,sisters,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,saving throw.,13419.295,13420.307,170,sisters,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Oh boy.,13420.307,13421.900000000001,148,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Which he does not make. I don't think so,
it's like a six.",13421.9,13425.693,170,sisters,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," No, it's like 13 or something.",13425.693,13427.976999999999,148,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Yeah.,13427.977,13429.021,167,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, So he goes like--,13429.021,13430.960000000001,170,sisters,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Hi, I'm not here.",13430.96,13436.619999999999,167,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Okay.""",13436.62,13438.077000000001,170,sisters,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Okay. Sit down. Go to sleep, this is a
dream.",13438.077,13444.536999999998,167,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, Make a persuasion check.,13444.537,13446.194,170,sisters,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, That's so good.,13446.194,13449.774,168,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, That's so close. This is so bad. Five.,13452.087,13459.942,167,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," He doesn't seem to buy the dream thing, but
he's like--",13460.028,13464.309000000001,170,sisters,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, You want it to be a dream.,13464.309,13467.731,167,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," He doesn't go to sleep but he knows
you're there and he's keeping an eye, but",13467.731,13469.885,170,sisters,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,he's not doing anything.,13469.885,13471.49,170,sisters,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Okay, well it's good enough, I guess.",13471.49,13476.294,167,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," But he's definitely aware that you're
there.",13476.478,13480.13,170,sisters,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," I'm going to go towards the big tent just
so I can see if I can sense any evil.",13480.13,13485.106,167,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Okay. Really quickly, just to check because
it's-- That's right, Charm Person is not--",13485.106,13494.494999999999,170,sisters,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," It's not, yes.",13494.495,13496.561000000002,172,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Okay. It's at this point that you turn your
attention to the tent and focus. There is a hefty,",13496.561,13504.547,175,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"radiating warm fiendish source from the inside of
that large tent.",13504.547,13510.625,171,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, We found something!,13510.625,13512.505,173,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," I can sense something. Let's go in the
tent.",13512.505,13517.853,172,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," Go in? But if it's bad, that's bad.",13517.853,13520.402,173,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, What if it's just a dead thing?,13520.402,13522.485,172,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," Oh god, will we have to fight a dead thing?
Should we get some help? I turn to Caleb's cat and",13522.485,13529.925000000001,173,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM,"I say go! Go get Caleb! Shoo! (hiss) Go away!
(hiss) I can't speak Cat! Go away!",13529.925,13538.25,173,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," The cat goes, (angry meow).",13538.25,13541.502,176,toya,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Go away! Go tell Caleb we're here!,13541.502,13543.668,173,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, (hiss),13543.668,13545.231,176,toya,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, Yes!,13545.231,13548.653,174,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Turns around and sprays you and then keep
walking.",13548.653,13553.515,176,toya,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," Okay, I've sent for help.",13553.515,13554.680999999999,173,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Okay. Let's go under the tent.,13554.681,13558.729000000001,172,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," All right, let's go.",13558.729,13559.812,173,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," You guys carefully maneuver under the tent.
As soon as you curl into the interior of the tent",13559.812,13567.395,176,toya,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,you hear a very heavy (snoring).,13567.395,13577.341,176,toya,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," This the big tent that you guys were just
in?",13577.341,13578.976,172,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, No.,13578.976,13579.774000000001,173,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," No, it's the one on the south side of it.",13579.774,13581.132,176,toya,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, It's a different one.,13581.132,13582.544,173,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Oh!,13582.544,13583.465,172,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, Toad guy.,13583.465,13585.460000000001,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," You see the slowly expanding and contracting
form of Kylre from the back side. You see this",13585.46,13592.868999999999,176,toya,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"giant, scaly, somewhat oily exterior of the body.",13592.869,13598.390000000001,176,toya,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," That's why you detected him, because he's a
fiend.",13598.39,13601.113,173,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Maybe he's a good fiend, can fiends be
good?",13601.113,13603.509,172,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," I don't know, you detected--",13603.509,13607.647,173,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Is he still sleeping?,13607.647,13609.428000000002,172,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, (snoring),13609.428,13611.012999999999,176,toya,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, He's still sleeping.,13611.013,13612.1,172,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, We can wake him up and ask?,13612.1,13613.696,173,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, And ask if he's good or bad?,13613.696,13615.326,172,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Yeah?,13615.326,13616.577,173,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM,LAURA and SAM: Eh.,13616.577,13618.535,173,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Is anyone else in the tent?,13618.535,13620.585,173,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, Make a perception check.,13620.585,13623.008,176,toya,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, One.,13623.008,13624.994,173,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Oh no, we suck at this.",13624.994,13629.814,172,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, This? Everything!,13629.814,13631.182,174,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, 17.,13631.182,13632.19,172,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Okay, that's better. You just stare right at
the body of this toad going, ""Nope.""",13632.19,13637.238000000001,176,toya,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, This looks really big and scary.,13637.238,13639.792,173,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," You glance and see a faint bit of a whitish
material from the crook of the arm. You take a few",13639.967,13645.54,176,toya,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"steps forward and glance from the side and you can
see asleep, cradled in his large, lizardman arms,",13645.54,13652.871000000001,176,toya,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"Toya, dwarf girl is curled up and asleep
peacefully.",13652.871,13658.149,176,toya,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," We should talk to her, but if we wake her up
he's going to be mad. I guess we have no choice,",13658.149,13663.737,173,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM,"we should talk to her. She's a dwarf? Do you speak
Dwarvish?",13663.737,13669.782,173,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," No, I don't.",13669.782,13672.003999999999,172,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," Maybe she speaks Common. We'll be fine. She's
a circus person.",13672.004,13678.235,173,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," I have that ability, it lets you know
exactly where the fiend is. Which of those",13678.235,13682.367,174,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM,things is the fiend?,13682.367,13684.036,174,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Which of the things is the fiend?,13684.036,13686.521,172,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, It's the large source.,13686.521,13687.666000000001,176,toya,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, It's definitely the large fiend.,13687.666,13689.217999999999,172,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, It could have easily been the little girl.,13689.218,13690.303,174,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," It could have been, yeah.",13690.303,13692.064,176,toya,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, It's the big guy.,13692.064,13693.314,172,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Let's wake her up!,13693.314,13694.827000000001,173,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, The radiance is around the large creature.,13694.827,13698.051,176,toya,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, And her name is Toya?,13698.051,13699.158,172,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Toya. Singing dwarf.,13699.158,13700.856,173,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Let's sit down on the ground and look
non-threatening. So we sit down cross-legged. Just",13700.856,13708.279,172,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA,casual. Like we're having a tea party.,13708.279,13711.195,172,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Put down my hair.,13711.407,13713.367999999999,173,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, And then we go: Toya! Toya wake up!,13713.368,13718.711000000001,172,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Wakey wakey!,13718.711,13721.828,173,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," The breathing stops and there's this
stillness in the interior of the tent.",13721.828,13725.654999999999,176,toya,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," We should light a light or something?
Otherwise we're just in the dark.",13725.655,13730.537,173,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," You hear this faint sound of squeaking as
lubricated folds of lizardman flesh twist over",13730.537,13741.575,176,toya,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"each other as the devil toad's head kind of curls
back to look at you quietly, the mouth slightly",13741.575,13747.745,176,toya,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"ajar. You can see rows of teeth and this bit of
drool down the edge of the chin onto the ground.",13747.745,13757.074,176,toya,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""What. you. want?""",13760.518,13765.676,176,toya,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, We're here to talk to Toya.,13765.676,13768.555999999999,172,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," At which point the little girl (yawn) begins
(grunt) (thumping) and rotates in his space. He",13768.556,13778.532000000001,176,toya,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"takes up almost the entirety of this tent. And
slowly rotates around inside. Surprisingly quiet",13778.532,13783.688999999998,176,toya,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"for his size. And still clutching Toya, Toya sits
up and is like ""What's happening? (yawn)""",13783.689,13794.874,176,toya,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Hi!,13794.874,13795.653,172,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Hi!""",13795.653,13796.818000000001,176,toya,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Sorry to disturb your slumber.,13796.818,13799.179,173,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," She takes her braids and holds them with her
hands, it's almost a safety blanket she curls into",13799.179,13802.838,176,toya,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"herself. She looks about 11 or 12. This close you
can see she looks younger than she did from that",13802.838,13811.515,176,toya,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"distance. Whether it be the presence or the mature
voice. But she seems pretty young. But she's not",13811.515,13818.562,176,toya,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,childlike.,13818.562,13819.679,176,toya,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Oh hey! What's going on.,13819.679,13825.038,172,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," "" Well?""",13825.038,13827.392,176,toya,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," Do you recognize us from the other night?
Last night?",13827.392,13831.157,173,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Last night.,13831.157,13832.407,172,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Last night?,13832.407,13833.712,173,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""I don't remember, I got scared.""",13833.712,13835.841999999999,176,toya,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," It was scary. You have a really pretty
voice.",13835.842,13839.300000000001,172,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Thank you.""",13839.3,13842.110999999999,176,toya,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Did you notice how when you sang that a
dude turned into a zombie?",13842.111,13847.979000000001,172,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," She begins to chuckle. And the big toad
(laughter). ""I did. It was really scary! I didn't",13847.979,13857.688999999998,176,toya,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""like it at all. I didn't do that, did I?""",13857.689,13861.017,176,toya,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Probably not.,13861.017,13862.753999999999,172,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," Has it happened before, or was that--",13862.754,13865.132000000001,173,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""No. The guards are saying I probably did
that, they're saying I might have done that."" It's",13865.132,13869.464,176,toya,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"interesting, you notice now listening to her, she
has this beautiful voice but her speaking voice is",13869.464,13872.807999999999,176,toya,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,very crackly. It sounds almost damaged.,13872.808,13879.379,176,toya,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Do you sing all the time, Toya?",13879.379,13881.478000000001,172,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""I sing a lot. It's what keeps me alive,
it's what gets me money.""",13881.478,13887.538999999999,176,toya,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Right. I understand that.,13887.539,13889.571,172,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Was that the same song you always sing?,13889.571,13891.96,173,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Yeah. It's the one song I know.""",13891.96,13895.189999999999,176,toya,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," Did it feel the same coming out of you or was
it different?",13895.19,13899.493,173,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""It felt the same.""",13899.493,13900.851,176,toya,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, What language is it?,13900.851,13904.252,172,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""It's an old dwarven tune. My mother taught
it to me before she passed.""",13904.252,13909.239,176,toya,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, What does it mean?,13909.239,13911.824999999999,172,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""It's a tale of the angels and how they came
from the realms beyond of the gods. They granted",13911.825,13921.684000000001,176,toya,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""each to us our sparks of life.""",13921.684,13928.359999999999,176,toya,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Granted sparks of life. Does that sound
like a familiar story that I've heard before?",13928.36,13937.128,172,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," It sounds vaguely religious, but--",13937.128,13943.042000000001,176,toya,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," When you were singing, did you hear any other
sounds or words that someone else was saying?",13943.042,13950.451,177,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""No, not beyond the ordinary. Then I saw
that poor man just start tearing through people. I",13950.451,13958.669,178,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""got scared and Kylre helped me."" She puts her arm
up and pats and (grunt).",13958.669,13964.916,181,not,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, How did you and Kylre meet?,13964.916,13968.018999999998,179,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""They brought me into the circus. I was up
in a city north of here, far north of the Marrow",13968.019,13976.513,181,not,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""Valley and I was just on the streets singing. And
this carnival came by and I met Gustav and he",13976.513,13984.105000000001,182,frumpkin,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""invited me to join and that's how I met Kylre and
I met all these wonderful people.""",13984.105,13992.045,182,frumpkin,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," Has anyone new come around and talked to
you?",13992.045,13996.23,177,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""No.""",13996.23,13997.21,182,frumpkin,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Asked you to do anything? It's so strange.,13997.21,14002.502999999999,177,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Man, we suck at this.",14002.503,14005.87,179,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," No, we're really good.",14005.87,14009.713000000002,177,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""The newest people we've had are Mollymauk
and Yasha.""",14009.713,14015.472,182,frumpkin,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, They're new?,14015.472,14016.881,179,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Comparatively. Mollymauk's been here almost
two years now.""",14016.881,14021.907,182,frumpkin,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Oh. Okay.,14021.907,14024.018999999998,179,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""He came after I did. We both found our
voice together. I was very scared and he wasn't",14024.019,14032.27,182,frumpkin,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""talking and together we helped each other learn to
have fun again.""",14032.27,14043.01,182,frumpkin,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," And yesterday before the show you didn't
notice anything weird, anyone creeping around the",14043.01,14049.028,177,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM,"carnival, setting up anything?",14049.028,14051.721,177,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""No.""",14051.721,14052.534,182,frumpkin,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Snooping around?,14052.534,14054.287,177,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Anybody in weird cloaks?,14054.287,14056.354,179,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," Cloaks, cloaks!",14056.354,14058.178,177,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""I didn't see anything.""",14058.178,14061.041,182,frumpkin,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Okay.,14061.041,14062.676,179,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," DM, on a minor note, I put my hand on
Fjord's shoulder and say I'm going to be blind for",14062.676,14067.452,180,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM,"a second, give me a little slap if anything goes
wrong. And I tune into Frumpkin who should still be--",14067.452,14074.876999999999,180,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," At this point in time you notice (laughter)
Nott going ""Shoo! Cah! Go find help!"" and you hear",14074.877,14085.022,182,frumpkin,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,a (hiss) (grumpy meow). Yeah.,14085.022,14089.54,182,frumpkin,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, And then Frumpkin takes off?,14089.54,14091.664,180,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Frumpkin starts heading back around towards
you.",14091.664,14094.327000000001,182,frumpkin,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, So I'm looking at myself after a moment.,14094.327,14096.744999999999,180,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Briefly, as you keep concentrating, Frumpkin
finds his way under the tent and comes up to you.",14096.745,14103.252,182,frumpkin,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," Is there anyone you think would want to
destroy the carnival or hurt Gustav? Does Gustav",14103.252,14109.505000000001,177,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM,have any enemies?,14109.505,14111.929999999998,177,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""I hope not. I know him and Ornna argue a
lot, but--""",14111.93,14115.867,182,frumpkin,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," Him and Ornna? It's Ornna! Ornna's the one.
Thanks very much, we're out of here.",14115.867,14121.046,177,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM,(laughter),14121.046,14125.773000000001,177,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Hot lead!,14128.464,14129.657,177,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Let's go! We've got it, we've solved the
case!",14129.657,14132.327,179,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," I'm going to have a tiny bit of
conversation with her.",14132.327,14136.036999999998,168,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Yeah. So while they're gone, the two of you
are in the other tent with the sisters and Ornna.",14136.037,14139.915,182,frumpkin,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," I would like to talk with the sisters
while that is going on.",14139.915,14144.967,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," They're both sitting there, knees tucked to
their chest.",14145.841,14149.052,182,frumpkin,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," I go and sit down next to them, putting
my knees up, too. This whole thing is really",14149.052,14162.038,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA,"messed up, right?",14162.038,14163.819000000001,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Yeah, you're telling us.""",14163.819,14165.561,182,frumpkin,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Yeah. Man. Like, why would we do anything
like that? I feel like we're all being needlessly",14165.561,14174.597,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA,persecuted.,14174.597,14176.358,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""I'm sorry, who are you?""",14177.229,14179.173999999999,182,frumpkin,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Oh, sorry. I'm Beau. The other Bo, but I
helped fight the zombies the other night. I'm",14179.174,14190.438,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA,"under house arrest. We're under the same
situation, just separately. Not really. I don't",14190.438,14194.275,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA,"want to compare myself to you, because that would
be rude.",14194.275,14198.426,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," The two halfling twins look at each other,
and back at you.",14198.794,14203.122,182,frumpkin,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," Her name's Beau. She's helping, she's
awful, you have a lot in common.",14203.476,14211.408000000001,168,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Okay, well, I mean, whatever you want to
know.""",14211.408,14214.689,182,frumpkin,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, He's such a dick. Why is he such a dick?,14214.689,14218.2,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Molly's great, why are you such a dick?""",14218.274,14220.782,182,frumpkin,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, Reversal!,14220.782,14222.948999999999,156,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Oh, sorry, he's been talking shit about
you this whole time, I don't know, I just--",14222.949,14226.749,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, Make a deception check on that.,14226.749,14228.905999999999,182,frumpkin,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,TRAVIS and LIAM: Oh.,14228.906,14230.534000000001,182,frumpkin,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, Stirring the pot.,14230.534,14232.867,180,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, It's okay. 15.,14232.867,14237.047,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," I'm going to walk by the two twins,
because I'm circling the tent, trying to get a",14237.047,14240.295,168,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN,"look, and be like, I've absolutely been talking
shit. You're both terrible. I give them both a",14240.295,14243.915,168,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN,kiss on the head and keep walking.,14243.915,14246.218,168,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Okay. They both, ""All right, so what are you
trying to do?""",14246.218,14251.514000000001,182,frumpkin,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," What am I trying to do? I'm trying to
figure out who's behind all this so that we can",14251.514,14257.356,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA,keep moving on with our lives.,14257.356,14260.291,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""All right, well, get it over with. Soon as
this is done, we're out.""",14260.291,14264.884,182,frumpkin,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," They may not let us leave. They may be
killing us all.",14264.884,14269.188,168,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""They're not going to kill us all!"" The
other goes, ""They're not going to kill us all.""",14269.188,14272.659,182,frumpkin,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," They're weird out there. They're very
weird out there.",14272.659,14275.642,168,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, (sighs),14276.229,14278.291,182,frumpkin,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Your guys' performance was amazing, by
the way.",14278.291,14282.123,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Thanks.""",14282.123,14284.216,182,frumpkin,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, I loved it.,14284.216,14285.33,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," We're stealthing over to that tent, by the
way.",14285.33,14287.247,177,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," I thought we were stealthing over to the
main tent.",14287.247,14289.503999999999,179,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, The one with Ornna in it.,14289.504,14291.396,177,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, Ornna's in the tent with us.,14291.396,14293.438,168,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Oh, you guys are going to the main tent.",14293.438,14295.795,182,frumpkin,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," I wanted to get to the main tent to see if
I could sense any evil in the big, main tent.",14295.795,14299.269,179,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," Oh, you want to swoop by the main tent?",14299.269,14301.034,177,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, But if it's really far away.,14301.034,14302.787,179,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Not too far away from where you were,
because you're backing out the side of it. So you",14302.787,14305.130000000001,182,frumpkin,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"can go ahead and stealth around. Make a stealth
check.",14305.13,14307.384999999998,182,frumpkin,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Oh, god. Please no one, please no whammies.",14307.385,14310.001,179,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA,TALIESIN and LAURA: Big money.,14310.001,14311.712,179,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, I'm fine.,14311.712,14312.943,177,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Natural 20!,14312.943,14314.458999999999,179,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Nice, and what did you get?",14314.459,14315.684000000001,182,frumpkin,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, 22.,14315.684,14316.73,177,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," The two of you, without issue, make your way
around towards the large tent without being seen.",14316.73,14322.213,183,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Any evil?,14322.213,14323.836,177,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, I'm sensing it.,14323.836,14324.88,179,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, Nothing.,14324.88,14325.725999999999,183,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Goddamn it.,14325.726,14326.602,177,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, No fucking evil!,14326.602,14327.514000000001,179,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," It's Ornna! We know who it is! We know who
the killer is!",14327.514,14330.121,177,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," While you're talking to the twins, I'll
be talking to Ornna. Oh, for fuck's sake.",14330.121,14333.731,184,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""To be honest, if it's any easier, it's
probably Gustav.""",14333.731,14338.932999999999,183,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, It's not fucking Gustav.,14338.933,14342.321000000002,184,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""It probably is, you shut up. He's a prick,
he doesn't know what he's doing, he's going to run",14342.321,14347.449,183,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"this whole carnival into the ground. I don't want
to take the fall for it, we all get away on this.",14347.449,14350.91,183,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, No!,14352.256,14354.565999999999,187,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, Little feet.,14354.566,14359.307,156,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, (snarling noises),14359.307,14362.957,180,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, Eats and shoots the same way. (snarls),14365.927,14370.178,156,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," So wait, it's probably Gustav? What makes
you say that?",14370.178,14374.673999999999,187,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Because he's in prison, he's the leader,
he's fucked this whole thing by letting this",14374.674,14377.603000000001,185,ornna,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"happen.""",14377.603,14379.271999999999,185,ornna,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Oh. Wow. You have interesting
perspectives. Hey, weird question, how do you guys",14379.272,14384.228000000001,187,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA,"come up with your acts? Is that something that you
guys create yourselves, or do you guys workshop it?",14384.228,14394.615,187,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," It's like she's never experienced
boredom. It's very weird.",14395.197,14397.651,184,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Yeah. It's impressive.""",14397.651,14399.642,185,ornna,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," Hey, Ornna?",14399.642,14401.08,184,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Ornna goes, ""Yes?""",14401.08,14403.675,185,ornna,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," (sighs) I mean, I know your feelings on
all this. What do you think?",14403.675,14409.448999999999,184,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," (sighs) ""I'd say Bosun's a stand up guy, if
a bit of a self-absorbed dick at times. And we all",14409.449,14420.566,185,ornna,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""knew Gustav was going to shit the bed sooner or
later, I mean, this is his karma. I just don't",14420.566,14425.02,185,ornna,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""know how, or why, but I can guarantee you, if this
was my carnival, this shit wouldn't have happened.",14425.02,14429.665,185,ornna,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, Really?,14429.667,14431.157,184,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Mm-hmm.""",14431.157,14432.177,185,ornna,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, What exactly would you have done?,14432.177,14435.025,184,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Well, first off, I would have made sure
that we had better support from the guard before",14435.025,14440.65,185,ornna,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"this all happened so nobody else got killed.""",14440.65,14443.554,185,ornna,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, They were useless.,14443.584,14446.177000000001,184,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Secondly, I would have made sure that there
weren't any old folks that made it in to fucking",14446.177,14454.161,185,ornna,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"turn into shit.""",14454.161,14456.641,185,ornna,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," Well, that's on me and-- That's on me.",14456.641,14460.561,184,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""I don't know.""",14464.221,14466.33,185,ornna,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," You feel the same way, Knot sisters? Feel
like this is karma on Gustav?",14466.685,14471.376,187,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, They would.,14471.376,14473.298,184,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," At which point, the flap of the tent opens
up and it's Jester.",14473.298,14477.736,185,ornna,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, It's Ornna!,14477.736,14479.113000000001,179,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," Ornna, you have a lot of explaining to do!",14479.113,14480.615,186,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, Shut up!,14480.615,14481.789,187,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, You have a lot of explaining to do!,14481.789,14482.789,186,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, Shut up!,14482.789,14484.963000000002,187,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," We've talked to Toya. She knows it's you who
did this!",14484.963,14488.008,186,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," We know you guys are in a fight all the
time.",14488.008,14490.503999999999,179,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," You're the one behind the whole plot! You did
it!",14490.504,14492.855000000001,186,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, You!,14492.855,14493.988,179,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," The two Knot sisters immediately go, ""Ornna?
Is it you? Did you kill that guy?"" Ornna's like,",14494.183,14501.896,185,ornna,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"""I don't know what you're talking about. What the
fuck is this? Who the fuck are you!""",14501.896,14506.858,185,ornna,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Why did you turn that guy into a zombie?,14506.858,14509.335000000001,179,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Who do you work for!,14509.335,14510.923999999999,186,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," Ornna, Ornna.",14510.924,14511.966,184,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, Insight check on the Knot sisters!,14511.966,14513.845000000001,187,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, Go for it.,14513.845,14516.053,185,ornna,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, They've got Nazi in their name!,14516.053,14518.086,186,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, What?!,14518.086,14520.648,187,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Knot seesters.,14520.648,14522.068,186,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, Natural 20!,14523.848,14525.414,187,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA,[all exclaiming],14525.414,14528.334,187,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, Whispers!,14528.334,14530.684000000001,180,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, The first whisper!,14530.684,14532.581999999999,179,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, Give me that sweet whisper!,14532.702,14535.194,187,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," Guys, I don't know about you. But my stats
are so neat because of D&D Beyond tonight.",14535.194,14541.454,186,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM, There's no pencil smudges.,14541.454,14543.251,180,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," No, I know right now I've got 14 of 15 hit
points.",14543.251,14546.498,186,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," It opens, it closes, you can see your
spells when you need to see them without",14546.498,14550.438,156,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS,flipping.,14550.438,14551.391,156,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," I've got a little iPad button on the
back of my pen, it's quite nice.",14551.391,14554.824999999999,184,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," Start talking, or this gnome-- nope! Goblin!
Starts biting.",14554.825,14561.42,186,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Ornna goes, ""To be perfectly honest, I have
no idea what's going on. Y'all just came in here,",14561.42,14566.128,185,ornna,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"started throwing accusations at me. Gustav got
arrested. Bosun got arrested. Molly got",14566.128,14570.375,185,ornna,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"arrested, I'm glad you got off that. But to be
perfectly honest, this whole thing's a shit show.",14570.375,14578.308,185,ornna,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"And the circus is probably not going to be the
same after this.""",14578.308,14581.203000000001,185,ornna,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Insight check on the--,14581.203,14582.707,179,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, Insight check on Ornna.,14582.707,14584.811,185,ornna,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," My cat is on patrol because we've been
standing with our dicks in our hands for a long",14584.811,14588.386,180,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM,time.,14588.386,14589.496000000001,180,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Yeah, I'm sorry.",14589.541,14591.003999999999,185,ornna,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," No! I'm not complaining, but I would have
sent the cat out.",14591.004,14594.084,180,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Seven.,14594.084,14595.671,179,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Kind of hard to read. She seems genuinely
frustrated and caught off guard by this.",14595.671,14600.7,185,ornna,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, I think she's telling the truth.,14600.7,14602.291000000001,179,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," Ornna, you might as well come clean,
this is classic you.",14602.291,14605.559,184,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," She looks at you. ""Molly.""",14605.559,14610.711,185,ornna,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, I'm just trying to--,14610.711,14611.587,184,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""Fuck you.""",14611.587,14612.926,185,ornna,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," Oh, fuck you, too. It's no secret that
Ornna and Gustav have their differences, but this",14612.926,14620.454,184,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN,"ridiculous. I mean, she knows damn well that half
the circus would leave if he got fucking arrested",14620.454,14626.137,184,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN,and died.,14626.137,14628.037,184,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""You're for real worried about this? You
really think who it could be? Let's play. Gustav:",14628.037,14635.619,185,ornna,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"he's an idiot. But he's not a murderer. Bosun: bit
of a dick. But he's a stand up fella. Toya:",14635.619,14643.986,185,ornna,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"absolute doll. Couldn't hurt a fly. Mona and Yuli:
They're cunts. But they're not going to kill",14644.07,14654.375,185,ornna,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"anyone. Desmond's a weird fellow. There's
something dark in his past; you can see it in his",14654.375,14663.944,185,ornna,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,melancholy.,14663.944,14666.64,185,ornna,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, But this is not his style.,14666.64,14668.262999999999,184,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, It's Desmond. Let's go to his tent!,14668.263,14670.04,186,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, I just grab--,14670.04,14672.141000000001,184,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," ""There's some untrustworthy intelligence in
those lizard eyes of that devil.""",14673.421,14680.229000000001,185,ornna,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," I did get a very evil kind of vibe off
him.",14683.059,14685.729,179,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, What do you mean evil kind of vibe?,14685.898,14687.502999999999,184,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Well, I mean, he's a fiend.",14687.503,14689.641000000001,179,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, He's what?,14689.641,14692.408,184,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, The devil toad guy. He's a fiend.,14692.408,14696.411,179,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," That's just a name. It's not actually,
like real thing. That just--",14696.411,14702.624,184,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN,[stammering],14702.624,14705.624,184,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," You guys know he's a fiend, right?",14705.624,14709.699,179,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," There's this moment of silence, like, ""He's
supposed to be lizardfolk.""",14709.699,14713.426000000001,185,ornna,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, What do you--,14714.323,14716.945,184,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, It's the lizard man!,14716.945,14719.131,186,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," I grab and push you down into the ground
and hold you. (shushing sounds) Not yet.",14719.131,14728.692,184,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, We're cracking this case wide open.,14728.692,14730.632,186,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," You guys, what are you doing?",14730.632,14733.073,185,ornna,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," I mean, just because we're standing here so
long, I would have been nervous and again held on",14733.073,14737.742,180,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM,to this guy's big bicep and sent the cat out.,14737.822,14740.449,180,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, Why are you going all catatonic on me?,14740.449,14744.194000000001,156,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," (laughs) Nice. As the cat darts under the
tent and makes its way through, you glance over to",14744.194,14753.909,185,ornna,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"the fire and sees a large dark shape step out from
one of the tents and you watch as one of the",14753.909,14764.269,185,ornna,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"guards who's sitting in the chair stands up and
crumples onto the ground without a sound. You see",14764.269,14773.321,185,ornna,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"the other guard look over, go over and run up to him
and start to check on him. You guys hear a voice",14773.378,14782.715,185,ornna,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"in the back start saying, ""Damon? Damon?""",14782.745,14787.322,185,ornna,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, Just a guard. One of the guards.,14787.704,14790.802,187,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," Fjord, something bad is happening.",14790.866,14793.589,180,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," You watch as the dark figure spins and two
flashes of red in the shadow nearby and you watch",14793.589,14800.937,185,ornna,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"as the other guard suddenly grabs his head and
grasps at his chest and falls on his back as his",14801.12,14807.057,185,ornna,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,legs curl up.,14807.073,14808.615,185,ornna,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, What the fuck!,14808.615,14810.190999999999,187,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," Do I know where in relation to Fjord and I
this is?",14810.191,14812.571,180,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," It is to the east of you, about 150 feet.",14812.571,14814.914,185,ornna,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," Can you talk to me when you're looking
through the cat?",14814.914,14817.017,156,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," I can talk, but I can't hear anything when
I'm doing this.",14817.017,14820.145,180,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Correct. You watch as the shadow bounds like
a giant frog--",14820.145,14823.534,185,ornna,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," The frog is on the move. Frog is on the
move.",14825.494,14827.914,180,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, --northward.,14827.914,14829.232,185,ornna,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," Away from us? But I don't know where the
others are.",14829.232,14834.236,180,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," You guys hear the name calling, and then
silence once more.",14836.635,14840.611,185,ornna,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," (whispers) Can we peek outside of the tent
and see what's going on?",14840.611,14843.371000000001,179,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," You guys go ahead and you look just as the
guard on the ground is like (gurgling) and just",14843.371,14851.929999999998,185,ornna,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,stops moving. You see all the veins bulging.,14851.93,14855.475,185,ornna,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," I run up to the guard and check his
pulse. Is he still alive or is he paralyzed?",14855.475,14859.628,187,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," As you come out of the tent, you watch as
the flesh on his neck and throat splits and a very",14859.628,14867.107,185,ornna,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"familiar transformation begins to take place as
both of the guards begin to (growling).",14867.107,14872.179,185,ornna,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Oh no. We have to fight them.,14872.179,14874.86,179,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Yeah, but get under the tent! We can get
the drop!",14874.86,14877.686,187,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM," I come out of it and I-- Zombies. I start
running towards the tent that I saw Jester peek",14877.686,14885.956,180,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LIAM,out from under.,14886.141,14887.335,180,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," As you guys rush underneath the big blue
tent, you watch as the two guards that are quickly",14887.335,14894.488,185,ornna,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"bulging and mutating, bits of their flesh
dislodging from their body and falling. You watch",14894.511,14898.781,185,ornna,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"now, up close, similar to the last time, but now
that you are looking intently for this, you can",14898.781,14904.161,185,ornna,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"see where there should be blood, it's almost like
dust and sand begin to spill from the wounds.",14904.161,14911.566,185,ornna,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"Something you had noticed a little bit in the body
of the old man before, but you didn't know if it",14911.566,14915.189,185,ornna,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,was decomposition or just general dirt.,14915.189,14917.941,185,ornna,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," Girls, we're not supposed to be here.
Can you help us handle this?",14917.941,14921.083,184,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," You watch as the two halflings are like,
""Fuck no!""",14921.083,14924.284,185,ornna,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," (sighs) We'll do what we can. If
something goes wrong, nudity usually works.",14926.635,14932.109,184,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN,[laughing],14932.109,14937.299,184,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," The two mutated guards now, their armor
bulging and broken in places, turn to the noises",14937.299,14943.752,185,ornna,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,in the tent where you guys are.,14943.783,14945.713,185,ornna,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," Are we in the same tent or are we in two
different tents?",14945.713,14948.212,186,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," You guys are all in one tent with the other
girls. You are all jammed into the space. The two",14948.212,14951.719,185,ornna,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"of you make your way outside of the large tent as
you watch these two bulging, zombified creatures",14951.719,14957.509999999998,185,ornna,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"making their way towards the tent. And that's
where we're going to pick up next time.",14957.51,14961.387,185,ornna,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,(groaning),14961.387,14963.497000000001,185,ornna,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, Bastard!,14963.497,14964.883,186,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, Because it is 11 now.,14964.883,14966.869,185,ornna,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," But we're not supposed to be there! We're
gonna get framed for it!",14966.869,14970.489000000001,156,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Exactly, we can't get framed!",14970.649,14973.001,187,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," Can I just say, Laura and I busted the case
wide open!",14973.001,14978.033,186,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM,(laughter),14978.033,14980.345,186,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, That is true!,14980.345,14982.249,156,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM, We solved the case. Easy.,14982.249,14988.561,186,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Totally.,14988.561,14989.951,179,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN," Which one's Nancy, which one's Drew?",14989.951,14993.110999999999,184,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM," Couple inquisitions. Couple little, uh--",14993.111,14995.092,186,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
SAM,Following the clues.,14995.092,14996.995,186,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, That's right.,14996.995,14998.104000000001,179,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, Just one more question.,14998.104,15000.262999999999,184,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," When that demon frog leapt, how high and
how far, approximately, did it look like it went?",15000.263,15006.033000000001,156,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," It looks like it leapt about 20 to 25 feet
in the air and traveled about 40 feet with the",15006.033,15011.956,185,ornna,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,leap. It was a large arc.,15011.956,15013.641,185,ornna,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, So we definitely can't fight that thing.,15013.641,15015.776,179,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, Sure we can.,15015.776,15016.702,156,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Oh my god.,15016.702,15017.831999999999,179,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, Oh god.,15017.832,15020.088,156,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," You saw it escape northward from where you
are.",15020.088,15022.547999999999,185,ornna,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, And did it look like the same figure?,15022.548,15024.893,187,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Yasha ran north, northeast. This is just
straight north of where you are.",15024.893,15032.463,185,ornna,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,Towards the Ustaloch.,15033.262,15035.569000000001,185,ornna,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA, Towards Ustaloch! It's the fucking lake!,15035.569,15039.016,187,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA,[crosstalk],15040.286,15042.636,187,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," Oh man, this is good, dude!",15042.636,15045.148000000001,156,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," See, here's my thing. Does anyone else
notice that the zombie transformations seem like a",15045.323,15054.960000000001,187,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA,"serpent shedding its skin? Because they always
slough off their skin?",15054.96,15061.657,187,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS, It's also done without any contact.,15061.657,15065.030999999999,156,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MARISHA," Wait, what?",15065.031,15066.101,187,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," It's done without any contact. He never
touches him.",15066.101,15068.345000000001,156,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Yeah, he touched him, didn't he?",15068.345,15069.806999999999,179,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, No.,15069.807,15071.023000000001,185,ornna,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, I thought he did.,15071.023,15072.521999999999,179,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," No, they just suddenly began to erupt in--",15072.522,15075.322,185,ornna,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA," Hey, bonus news, though. The charm spell
guy isn't going to turn me dead!",15075.322,15082.095,179,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, Look at that silver lining!,15082.095,15085.131,185,ornna,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TALIESIN, This season got dark. Season got dark.,15085.131,15088.599999999999,184,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, Whoa. Tight tight tight tight.,15088.6,15091.348,179,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
TRAVIS," Good shit. Little damaged voice, fuck
yeah.",15091.348,15094.95,156,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT, That'll be fun.,15094.95,15096.367,185,ornna,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
LAURA, I wanted to cough for her.,15096.367,15099.824,179,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," We'll pick up there next week. The chase is
on, apparently. Thank you guys so much for being",15099.824,15105.731,185,ornna,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"awesome. Thank you guys for coming along and
watching with us. We'll pick this up next Thursday",15105.731,15109.505,185,ornna,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"where we left off, right in the middle of this
campsite. Until then, have a wonderful week. See",15109.505,15115.935,185,ornna,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,"you guys then. And, is it Thursday yet?",15115.935,15118.796,185,ornna,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,Goodnight.,15119.265,15121.128999999999,185,ornna,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,[no audio],15121.307,15128.449,185,ornna,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT,♫,15128.621,15134.141,185,ornna,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
MATT," Hello everyone, and welcome to tonight's
episode of Critical Role, where a bunch of us",0.157,2.3970000000000002,3,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"nerdy-ass voice actors sit around and play
Dungeons & Dragons.",2.397,5.166,3,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,(laughter),5.166,8.373000000000001,3,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Liam gets ever creative every week right
before the camera goes live. Thank you, Liam.",8.373,11.854,3,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," First good one of the campaign, come on.",11.854,16.003,2,liam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Welcome! Before we jump into the game, we
have some announcements, so we'll get through",16.003,19.081,3,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"those as quickly as possible. First and foremost,
once again, returning, and for an extended time",19.081,25.203,3,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"for the foreseeable future, we are happy to have a
sponsored partner, D&D Beyond.",25.203,30.802,3,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,(cheering),30.802,33.114,3,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Awesome, fantastic application for those to
make their D&D characters and store them online",33.114,38.102,3,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"and adjust. Sam, do you want to go ahead and take
it away?",38.102,41.013,3,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," Yes! D&D Beyond is our awesome sponsor. It's
a great online mobile access thing that you can",41.013,48.727999999999994,4,sam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM,"manage all sorts of stuff. I'm losing my voice
tonight, because--",48.728,52.79,4,sam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, Oh no!,52.79,54.224,5,marisha,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," Yeah, I know. So that I can preserve my voice
for the rest of the night, Laura, can you read the",54.224,59.202,4,sam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM,copy and I'll lip sync it.,59.202,61.486,4,sam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, Thank you.,62.857,64.32,4,sam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM,"Laura: Oh god. As you know, D&D Beyond is the
official digital tool set for Critical Role. It's",64.32,70.37599999999999,4,sam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM,"got a ton of features, but one of the coolest is
that it keeps track of stuff like hit points,",70.376,75.453,4,sam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM,"inspiration, and all sorts of modifiers to your
dice rolls, which is amazing, especially if you're",75.453,81.74600000000001,4,sam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM,"the kind of person that's more focused on which
dice you're rolling with.",81.746,85.65299999999999,4,sam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, Keep going.,85.653,87.296,4,sam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM,(laughter),87.296,88.71900000000001,4,sam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," Oh, keep going.",114.327,115.901,4,sam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, What?! No! That's not what it says!,132.537,134.71,4,sam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM,(laughter),134.71,137.05700000000002,4,sam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Thank you, Sam. Well done.",137.057,140.155,3,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Thank you, Laura, for the assist. Thank you,
D&D Beyond for being an awesome partners on this",143.099,148.17,3,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"new campaign. As a reminder, Talks Machina, with
our recently paroled friend Brian W. Foster, your",148.17,157.48899999999998,3,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"host every Thursday-- I'm sorry, Tuesday-- Tuesday
nights at 7:00pm on Twitch and Project Alpha to",157.489,164.183,3,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"talk about this episode that's happening tonight,
next week. Check it out if you're around and want",164.183,169.963,3,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"to see different cast members' thoughts on what
has transpired. The new campaign episode two is",169.963,176.932,3,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"now available for download on podcast, so you can
go ahead and find that where all great podcasts",176.932,180.813,3,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"are available on the internet. Issue #4 of the
Critical Role comic, Vox Machina: Origins is out!",180.813,188.809,3,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"It's been out for a couple of days now. It's
starting to ramp up towards the story climax in",188.809,195.392,3,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"the next two issues. Pretty excited about it and
the next two issues are crazy.",195.392,200.46,3,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," Well-oiled machine, that party.",200.46,201.8,2,liam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Those of us that know what happens in the
next two issues, it's like (quiet squeal) getting",201.8,204.30100000000002,3,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,impatient.,204.301,205.34099999999998,3,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, I don't know what happens.,205.341,206.684,4,sam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," Oh my god. I saw some early black and white
pages today.",206.684,212.31799999999998,2,liam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Olivia did such a good job. Olivia is our
artist for it. She's from the Critter community.",212.318,216.21800000000002,3,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"She's amazing and did an incredible job with the
comic, so show her some love. Olivia Samson is",216.293,220.416,3,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"amazing, and Matt Colville, of course, our writer.
Everyone who works on the comic does a great job,",220.416,224.49,3,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"so check it out if you haven't had the chance.
It's available on digital download on the Dark",224.49,227.869,3,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"Horse app, on ComiXology, and a lot of
other awesome places on the internet",227.869,232.749,3,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,you can probably find.,232.749,234.839,3,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Are you-- oh jeez. Why do we put you two
next to each other?",234.839,237.731,3,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Aw, that's actually really cute. I apologize
for being so snappy.",241.526,244.36800000000002,3,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,(laughter),244.368,247.891,3,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," I apologize if I'm a little puffy still. I
had my wisdom teeth taken out.",247.891,252.137,3,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,(cheering),252.137,254.955,3,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, When?,254.955,256.276,4,sam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, On Saturday.,256.276,257.124,3,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, Show us your mouth holes!,259.616,261.495,2,liam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," No, you do not want that.",261.495,263.287,3,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," They have been throughout the whole week and
steadily, I have been like, ""Please, please, don't",265.22,268.48100000000005,3,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"""be so bad on Thursday."" It's okay. Not too bad
today.",268.481,271.145,3,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, He looks fine. It's all in his head.,273.974,275.931,5,marisha,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," A lot of ice. A lot of ice. But that's
enough about me and my gum holes.",278.804,282.407,3,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,(laughter),282.407,285.613,3,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," I would like to hide behind 50 characters
now.",285.613,287.945,2,liam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Exactly. That's my usual defense mechanism
for social engagement. Also, once again, our",287.945,293.557,3,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"fantastic charity, 826LA. If you haven't had a
chance, check it out. They do amazing programs for",293.557,298.348,3,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"creative writing for underprivileged kids. If you
have the opportunity to donate, or donate your",298.348,304.023,3,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"time to become one of their fantastic volunteers,
that would be fantastic. Check it out, we love",304.023,308.46000000000004,3,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"them, and have been supporting them for a long
time. They're amazing. Thank you, 826LA. Or an 826",308.46,313.698,3,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"near your home. I think those are all of the major
announcements.",313.698,321.49699999999996,3,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," I know, we went through them fast.",323.587,325.03999999999996,6,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," No new cons or events. So with that, let's
dive into tonight's episode of Critical Role.",327.053,339.586,6,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,[upbeat music],343.786,414.985,6,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Welcome back. Last we left off, this
intrepid band of slowly converging individual",421.832,433.741,9,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"stories into some semblance of an adventuring
party have found themselves caught up in an",433.741,438.501,9,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"investigation. There was a carnival you attended,
which Mollymauk was a part of, that had a terrible",438.501,445.121,9,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"scenario occur. An older man who was at the
carnival had been transformed in the middle of a",445.121,452.222,9,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"performance into some horrible undead creature
that attacked and assaulted other people within",452.222,456.916,9,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"the tent. You defeated it and since have all been
under investigation and been told you can't leave",456.916,460.923,9,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"the town. To try and absolve yourselves of any
sort of doubt, you've begun to investigate what",460.923,465.223,9,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"the cause is for this strange transformation.
You've gone around the town asking questions,",465.223,471.598,9,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"meeting individuals, eventually finding yourselves
back at the tent in the middle of the night, past",471.598,475.85200000000003,9,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"midnight, in the early hours of the morning,
sneaking into tents and asking members of the",475.852,480.768,9,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"carnival what they may know about what has
transpired. Upon speaking with a number of members",480.768,486.18399999999997,9,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"of the carnival, two of the guards that were on
site suddenly fell dead where they were standing,",486.184,495.442,9,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"writhing in pain as they passed. You watched as a
large shadow, which you had confirmed being",495.442,501.748,9,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"fiendish in nature, leapt northward towards the
Ustaloch and out of sight as both Fjord and Caleb",501.748,511.82,9,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"rushed out of the main tent to see the center of
the camp where these two bodies begin to rise up,",511.82,517.296,9,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"two more of the freshly transformed undead
creatures now angered and looking about for",517.296,522.912,9,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"something to feast upon. And that was where we
left off.",522.912,527.753,9,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, No problem with our setup.,529.334,531.0229999999999,4,sam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," That was the third spell, by the way.
Detect Good and Evil.",531.023,533.539,10,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Okay, there you go. So how many spells do
you have left?",533.539,536.5459999999999,9,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," No spells. I've got cantrips though, so
don't worry, guys.",536.546,544.825,10,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Well--,548.485,549.615,9,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Just the fried piece. Not even an onion
left in there.",553.333,556.608,10,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," I would like you all to roll initiative,
please.",556.608,560.2199999999999,9,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Yeah!,561.794,563.127,9,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, We're fighting already?,563.127,565.3739999999999,4,sam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," Oh, natural 20!",567.024,569.112,5,marisha,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, Nope!,570.092,571.302,4,sam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM,"I rolled her dice, it was a one, I'm never
rolling it again.",574.122,577.697,4,sam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Oh! Yours rolled a one, too.",577.869,579.419,10,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA,(laughter),580.449,582.562,10,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Oh no, oh no!",586.88,589.287,10,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, All righty. 20 to 15.,591.996,595.263,9,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, 24.,595.263,597.803,5,marisha,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Beau at the top. 15 to 10?,597.803,603.521,9,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, Elf. 11.,603.521,606.66,2,liam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, Is that German?,606.66,608.126,4,sam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, Ja.,608.126,609.4209999999999,2,liam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Ten to five.,609.553,610.6129999999999,9,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, Five.,610.613,611.788,4,sam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, That it is. You?,615.398,618.287,9,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, Three!,619.869,622.0640000000001,2,liam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," You have three initiative? What's your
initiative?",622.064,626.2819999999999,10,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, What's your modifier?,626.282,627.446,2,liam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, So. Five.,628.751,630.478,9,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, Holy. Shit.,630.478,633.7399999999999,2,liam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," The good news is they didn't roll very high,
either, but still better than a lot of you. And",634.642,640.3050000000001,9,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,then three and three?,640.305,641.9029999999999,9,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," No, I'm four.",641.903,643.3050000000001,10,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Okay, there we go.",643.305,644.751,9,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, I have five. One plus four.,646.532,649.647,4,sam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, And you're one plus nothing?,649.647,650.9190000000001,2,liam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, One plus three.,650.919,652.268,10,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," You watch as these two zombified guards,
their brass-colored scale armor clanking as their",654.688,665.6,9,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"forms rise up, looking around, peer past the
shadowed darkness around the campfire lighting the",665.863,673.359,9,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"interior. The horses grow nervous as you watch
both Caleb and Fjord emerge from the tent right in",673.359,682.147,9,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"their sights. You watch as they both 
begin to lumber in your direction.",682.147,687.118,9,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, You guys are out in the open?,692.986,694.694,4,sam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Yeah, they're just sitting there.",694.694,696.4269999999999,10,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," We just walked out of the tent door and are
looking at that.",696.427,700.385,2,liam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, We're safe.,702.412,704.2750000000001,2,liam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, They come right up to you.,704.275,707.0749999999999,9,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, They are fast moving zombies!,707.075,709.038,10,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Well, that's all it can do. It dashed. It
lurches towards them. They move a little bit",709.038,714.59,9,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"quicker than you'd expect, but not necessarily
that quick. They both spend their full turns",714.59,720.2800000000001,9,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,trying to close the gap. For the horses--,720.28,723.9789999999999,11,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, Is that one five or ten feet away from me?,724.092,727.107,2,liam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM,"The horses immediately freak out 
and start running this direction in a gallop.",727.107,731.231,2,liam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," Oh, damn it.",731.392,733.287,2,liam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," The horses have better initiative
than all of us.",736.348,738.976,4,sam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," That's going to go ahead and end their go.
Beau, you're up.",740.319,745.4119999999999,11,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," I turn to Jester and Molly. Fucking-- we
probably shouldn't kill crownsguard, even if it's",747.93,756.135,12,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA,a zombie. Should we go after the toad?,756.135,758.264,12,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," We should probably kill the zombies because
anybody that gets bitten by a zombie turns into",759.797,764.113,10,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA,another zombie!,764.113,765.7320000000001,10,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," I don't want to be a guard killer. All
right, fine.",765.732,768.148,13,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," Can I peek out and see the
guard-zombies?",771.864,775.994,13,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," You watch them as you peek under the tent
and they both just ran to the right.",777.739,781.364,11,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," Can I crawl out from under the tent and
clear the gap with them and get up to them?",781.364,786.182,13,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, Cool map.,792.528,794.665,4,sam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," That's as close as you can get right there.
You can go into a dash if you wanted to engage",794.665,801.3979999999999,11,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,directly.,801.398,803.337,11,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," Oh, man, I don't know what to do.",809.38,812.2909999999999,13,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Actually, this is my fault. I rolled for the
zombies to see who they saw first, but technically",814.485,821.221,11,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"their turn hadn't come up yet. That's my fault,
because their initiative is lower in the order, so",821.221,825.574,11,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"we're going to retcon a little bit of that. That's
still there.",825.574,828.28,11,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Because your initiative was super high.
That's totally my bad. It's early enough in the",831.115,839.27,11,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"combat where it's not going to make a huge
difference. But you do watch as they turn and they",839.27,842.712,11,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"look past the direction like they're ready to dart
towards the actual large carnival tent.",842.712,848.911,11,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Now I just want to do Hamilton with all our
character voices.",848.911,852.938,10,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," After Jester trying to help me, can I
close the gap to this guy?",852.938,861.609,13,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," You can at this point, yeah. It's two
squares to get there.",861.609,864.8430000000001,11,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Oh, you're out there all by yourself!
Beau!",866.484,869.13,10,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," It's cool, man.",869.13,870.378,13,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, Is that fire still going?,871.674,874.959,13,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," It's not a huge blaze, but there's some
flames in it. It's starting to burn out a little",874.959,880.012,11,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,bit.,880.012,880.6489999999999,11,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," Okay. With my initial attack as I run up,
can I take my staff and try and take them out at",883.784,892.795,13,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA,the knees? Just a sweep?,892.795,895.833,13,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Sure. I'd say go ahead and make an athletics
check.",895.833,898.751,11,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," Yeah, that's what I'm going for.",899.639,901.521,13,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Make an athletics check.,901.521,902.905,11,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, That's not great. Nine.,907.8,911.055,13,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Rolled a natural 20 on his end.,911.287,913.475,11,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, Shit!,913.475,914.822,13,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," As you swing with the staff, it slams into
the side of the guard's leg and you hear the",914.822,918.967,11,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"slight crack of wood as the armored exterior of
the zombified form seems to stand resolute against",918.967,925.167,11,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"the strength of your blow. Its head, which was
turned off angrily towards the shadowed direction",925.167,930.517,11,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"of Caleb and Fjord, turns back, the red burning
coals for eyes now glaring in your direction. What",930.517,937.764,11,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,are you doing?,937.764,938.902,11,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," I look at him and I say, you fucking
broke my stick! I'm going to do an elbow to the",938.902,942.5500000000001,13,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA,"face and then another punch with the staff still
in my hand and do Flurry of Blows.",942.55,948.3979999999999,13,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Well, you did your one attack to sweep him.
It's an unarmed attack for your next two.",948.398,953.985,11,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," Right, I know. I'm doing an elbow and a
punch, I'm just holding my staff.",953.985,957.964,13,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Right. Misunderstood. Okay, go for it. Roll
for the attack.",957.964,961.21,11,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," Two attacks, right?",961.21,962.989,13,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, You got it.,962.989,964.764,11,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," Oh god, this makes me so nervous. That's
good! 19 for the first one.",964.764,968.987,13,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, 19 hits.,968.987,970.793,11,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," Oh, and a natural one for the second.",970.793,973.133,13,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," You guys with the ones at the start of this
fight!",973.133,975.046,11,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, I don't know what's happening!,975.046,976.803,10,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Roll damage for the first one.,976.803,978.499,11,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," I know, apparently.",980.471,982.21,11,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, Eight?,983.227,984.821,13,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, What's new at the table?,984.821,986.462,10,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Eight points of damage. As you elbow across,
wham! You watch as the jaw hangs and dislodges a",987.686,991.717,11,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"bit, and as its head turns towards you, you reach
with your other first and it catches it in the",991.717,997.556,11,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"middle of the air and it tries to bite at your
arm, but the jaw hangs open, not able to actually",997.556,1002.529,11,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"find any purchase in your arm. I believe that ends
your turn. Caleb, you're up.",1002.529,1008.135,11,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," I am going to move over a bit towards that
carriage and I pull the diamond out of my",1008.135,1016.251,14,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM,"component pouch and a small prismatic ball forms
over it. I take my other hand and spin it really",1016.251,1022.418,14,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM,"fast and little ice shards start shooting out of
the side. I take it with the free hand and I'm",1022.418,1026.597,14,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM,"going to throw it like a fucking baseball pitcher
at the one closest to Beauregard.",1026.597,1031.12,14,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Right there? Okay. So go ahead and roll your
attack on that.",1031.12,1034.3929999999998,11,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," D&D Beyond, where did you go? Oh, that's
good! 23.",1034.393,1042.435,14,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, 23 definitely hits.,1042.435,1043.826,11,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," Okay. So that is cold damage. 3d8. Come on!
Nine total.",1043.826,1054.017,14,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Nine points of cold damage to it. You watch
as it's trying to bite with no effect towards",1054.017,1061.546,11,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"Beau's arm as she's pulling away. The sphere slams
into the side of its shoulder, it would be this",1061.546,1066.231,11,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"side, and it pulls back. You watch as the arm
breaks a bit and the ice shards coalesce around",1066.231,1071.689,11,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"the outside of the armor and linger with this
frost and mist that sprays off the impact. It",1071.689,1076.692,16,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,looks fairly damaged.,1076.692,1079.194,17,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," Question, am I supposed to roll initiative
for Frumpkin as well?",1079.194,1084.263,14,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Technically by the rules, yes. But it might
be easier to have you guys go at the same time.",1084.263,1088.473,18,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," Okay, if that's what you want to do.",1088.473,1090.091,14,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Sure, for now.",1090.091,1092.811,18,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," I'm sending Frumpkin to zip under that tent.
He has 40 feet of movement.",1092.811,1095.935,14,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, This one here?,1095.935,1096.53,18,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, Yeah.,1096.53,1097.471,14,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Easy enough. Frumpkin is underneath there.,1097.471,1101.475,18,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, What's in the tent?,1103.397,1105.788,20,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, That your turn?,1112.095,1113.171,18,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," That's it, ja.",1113.171,1114.208,14,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," This is so cute. Look at all
the little barrels.",1114.208,1116.395,21,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Molly, you're up.",1116.395,1117.682,18,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," I'm going to burst out of the tent. Can
I make it to the one that Beau is fighting?",1117.689,1123.3010000000002,22,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, (counting) You can indeed.,1123.301,1126.424,18,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," I'm going to make it to the one that
Beau is fighting and I'm going to take two",1126.424,1130.029,22,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN,straight attacks with my scimitar.,1130.029,1132.949,22,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Go for it. You see half of its body encased
in ice now, and it's still lashing out in Beau's",1132.949,1136.236,18,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,direction as you rush up.,1136.236,1139.096,18,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, That's a 15 and a natural 20.,1139.096,1141.26,22,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Okay then!,1141.26,1142.352,18,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," Without even figuring out, yeah.",1142.352,1144.0230000000001,22,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Fifteen plus whatever.,1144.023,1145.224,21,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Those both hit.,1145.224,1146.759,18,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," Natural 20 is just double the die,
right?",1146.759,1148.58,22,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Yeah.,1148.58,1149.512,18,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Make up for our shortcomings, Taliesin!",1152.535,1154.268,21,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Which one's which?,1154.268,1155.582,18,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, First one is (counting) 15?,1155.582,1164.567,22,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," No, double, I have to roll two dice,
right?",1165.837,1167.716,22,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," The first attack is that die, so that's not
the critical.",1167.716,1170.4409999999998,18,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," Okay, that's fine. That's nine points of
damage. Then two dice or double the dice?",1170.441,1177.392,22,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," We'll just double the die, it's fine. It's
fun to do it that way. Less dice to have to roll.",1177.392,1180.531,18,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, That's 13 points of damage.,1180.531,1184.424,22,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, 13 points of damage.,1184.424,1186.634,18,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Ha, nope. So you watch as it's slashing at
Beau. The ice explodes in its side and Mollymauk",1186.634,1191.24,18,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"comes walking out of the tent, both of the
scimitars spinning in his hand like this dervish",1191.327,1196.413,18,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"entity. As he slams both blades simultaneously
into the sides of this creature, he cuts a v shape",1196.413,1202.153,18,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"into the upper torso and it slips out of it. The
central portion of its body slips onto the ground",1202.153,1208.209,18,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"with a splat and the arms fall to the side and the
body collapses onto the ground.",1208.209,1212.17,18,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, I turn and smile at Beau.,1212.17,1214.411,22,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, Thanks.,1215.409,1216.844,23,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, You cut like a little v cake with head.,1216.844,1219.405,21,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," It's a pizza pie with a pizza slice. I
turn 180 and get ready for the other one.",1219.405,1227.509,22,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," Doesn't make me trust you any more. Less,
actually.",1227.509,1230.884,23,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Which is now its turn. Having you rush out
of the tent, its attention once in the distance,",1230.884,1236.157,18,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"it traces you over as you attack its ally. It
lunges over towards you and makes two strikes in",1236.157,1242.327,18,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,your direction.,1242.327,1243.573,18,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," I make eye contact with it and, fuck it,
just for fun I'm going to burn my blood maledict.",1243.573,1251.796,22,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN,"There's going to be a blood vessel that pops on my
neck and I'm going to make him cry.",1251.796,1257.848,22,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," The bulging red eyes suddenly go black and
thick droplets of blood-like ichor begin to spill",1260.738,1266.498,18,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,out the corners of the zombie's eyes.,1266.517,1269.6490000000001,18,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, I take three damage.,1269.649,1270.9789999999998,22,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Oh are you--,1270.979,1272.188,18,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, I'm amplifying.,1272.188,1273.6260000000002,22,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," You take three damage. This attack and the
next attack he has disadvantage on.",1273.626,1277.175,18,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," Ooh shit, that's awesome!",1277.354,1280.3980000000001,23,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," 16 and an eight for the first attack so that
bring it down to a 12 to hit.",1280.398,1286.195,18,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, No.,1286.195,1288.7559999999999,22,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," As it rushes towards you, you can see the
opening as it swings too wide and you duck right",1288.756,1293.615,18,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"out of the way. Second attack with disadvantage as
well. That's a 19 and a 16, so the 16 plus four",1293.615,1299.228,18,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"that's 20, so it still hits.",1299.228,1300.998,18,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, It still hits. That's fine.,1300.998,1302.901,22,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," The first one you duck out of the way.
However, the secondary slam hits you for five",1302.901,1306.622,18,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"points of bludgeoning damage across your shoulder.
You get pushed back into Beau and Beau catches",1306.622,1311.0980000000002,18,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,your fall.,1311.098,1312.703,18,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, Ow.,1314.807,1316.635,22,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," That ends its go. Nott, you're up.",1316.635,1319.022,18,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, It's still alive?,1319.87,1321.091,4,sam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Yeah.,1321.091,1322.369,18,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," Nott is going to hard charge out of the tent.
Not at the beast, but across the courtyard. Yes.",1322.369,1332.9379999999999,4,sam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM,"As fast as she can go, saying: Shit shit shit! Can
she make it to that box?",1332.938,1340.2720000000002,4,sam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," She can't, unfortunately.",1340.603,1342.255,18,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, She can't?,1342.255,1343.383,4,sam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," No, it's (counting). You can get to right
there.",1343.383,1346.6480000000001,18,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," As she's running, she's going to fire her
crossbow at the dude. 11 plus six, 17.",1346.648,1356.5349999999999,4,sam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, That hits.,1356.535,1357.894,18,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," I've seen this Twilight episode. He knows
what is behind your screen the rest of the game!",1372.559,1376.3129999999999,14,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, Give him the multiplier!,1376.313,1378.873,23,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, There you go.,1378.873,1380.243,18,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," Okay, so that is seven points of damage and
sneak attack damage?",1380.243,1384.311,4,sam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Correct, as it is adjacent to Molly.",1384.311,1386.3899999999999,18,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, Another two points.,1386.39,1387.7220000000002,4,sam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Okay.,1387.722,1388.911,18,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," Oh! And why not? I'll use Fury of the Small!
Add another two points.",1388.911,1394.54,4,sam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, That's a full ten points of damage to him.,1394.54,1396.6299999999999,18,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," Yes and then bonus action can I just hide
behind that thing?",1396.63,1401.41,4,sam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," You can't hide behind it because you'd have
to get behind it, but you can use your bonus",1401.41,1403.996,18,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"action to dash and get behind it. You're not
technically hiding, but you'll move in this direction.",1403.996,1408.827,18,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Oh, that's what rouges can do, they can use
their bonus action to dash?",1409.125,1411.623,21,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, Apparently?,1411.623,1413.135,4,sam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Yep. You get behind. ""Oh god!"" That finishes
your turn, Nott. That brings us to Jester! You're up!",1413.135,1419.386,18,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Oh okay! I'm going to sit down on the
ground and open the tent.",1419.642,1426.539,21,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, And look out?,1426.539,1427.614,18,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, And look out.,1427.614,1429.095,21,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," You see this sudden interaction of everyone,
or at least Beau and Molly leaping towards the",1429.095,1435.184,18,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,standing zombie.,1435.184,1436.3329999999999,18,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Then I say: Oh shit, I shouldn't have used
all those spells earlier. All I have is Sacred",1436.333,1440.586,21,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA,"Flame, and I'm going to do that. I'm going to
shoot Sacred Flame and at the same time I'm going",1440.586,1448.366,21,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA,"to go: Frumpkin, come here, let me pet you!",1448.489,1452.1290000000001,21,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," All right so Sacred Flame is a saving throw
for the--",1452.335,1454.115,27,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Yeah, it's a 13 dexterity.",1454.115,1456.718,21,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," It actually rolled exactly a 13 with no
modifiers, so it does succeed.",1456.718,1460.53,27,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, That doesn't do any damage then?,1460.53,1464.139,21,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Well, what does it say on the spell, is it
half damage or no damage?",1464.139,1467.1599999999999,27,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, It just says that's it.,1467.16,1468.708,21,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Okay then yeah, sorry.",1468.708,1470.736,27,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Balls! (Coughs) Shit. Frumpkin! Lumpy, come
here.",1470.736,1477.66,21,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Let me double check that.,1478.682,1481.109,27,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Sorry, guys.",1481.109,1483.329,21,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," That finishes Jester's turn. Fjord, you're
up.",1483.496,1486.102,27,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," Oh yeah, can I fucking run up past the
cart? Charge into the fray with my 30 speed.",1486.102,1491.9550000000002,24,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," That's about as close as you can get right
there.",1491.955,1493.864,27,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," Can I pull out my falchion? I'll flip it
over so it's pommel up and I will use Eldritch",1493.864,1499.42,24,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS,Blast towards the remaining zombie.,1499.42,1503.007,24,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," As you hold your arm out in force, the edge
of the pommel glows with this dark, black, purple,",1503.007,1509.083,27,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"crackling energy, and this single bolt of Eldritch
energy fires out in the direction. Roll for the attack.",1509.083,1513.1670000000001,27,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, That is a 14.,1513.172,1515.601,24,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," That hits, roll damage.",1515.601,1517.439,28,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, Travis is using magic.,1517.439,1519.001,4,sam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," I'm telling you, it's all happening you
guys! That is nine points of damage.",1519.001,1524.9759999999999,24,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Nine points of damage, nice. It hits and the
armor dents inward, to the point where if it was",1525.123,1531.4170000000001,28,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"still a living human, it probably would've caused
some serious internal bleeding or bludgeoning, but",1531.417,1536.249,28,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"the creature seems relatively unphased by the
impact, other than being pushed onto one foot then",1536.249,1540.101,28,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"back on its, two-foot weight. That ends your
turn.",1540.101,1543.518,28,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," I look around and say we need to drop this
fucker and get the hell out of Dodge.",1543.518,1547.368,24,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS,(laughing),1547.626,1550.92,24,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," There's no way we're going to be
able to take this shit seriously.",1551.064,1553.5990000000002,25,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Beau, you're up.",1553.599,1555.3909999999998,28,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," Okay, back to the top. I'm going to do
with my two-handed, I'm going to use my",1555.391,1565.217,26,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA,"quarterstaff two-handed and come down and try and
crack it over his head.",1565.217,1568.5700000000002,26,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," All right, you have to move over to him,
though.",1568.57,1570.806,28,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," Okay, can I step over the dead guy.
Sorry, excuse me.",1570.806,1574.243,26,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," You vault off of the corpse of the other
zombie guard and then leap down with your staff",1574.243,1578.443,28,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"towards him, go for it.",1578.443,1581.093,28,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," Goddamn it, fuck, balls and shit. 13.",1582.743,1587.893,26,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, 13 still hits.,1587.957,1589.678,28,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, Yeah! Fuck yeah!,1589.678,1593.6480000000001,26,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, If you weren't drinking a sea anemone.,1593.648,1596.608,24,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," You're so weirded out about it. 11 points
of damage.",1596.608,1600.209,26,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," 11 points of damage. Wham! You slam into it
and watch as it (impact). It's starting to look",1600.209,1606.4,28,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"pretty beat up, but it's still standing.",1606.4,1608.3780000000002,28,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," Damn, that armor's helping it, huh?",1608.378,1610.916,24,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," You have a bonus action if you still want
it.",1610.916,1612.6689999999999,28,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," I can hit again with my bonus, right? I'm
still trying to figure this out.",1612.669,1615.423,26,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Every turn, as long as you're attacking with
your action, you can bonus attack with you unarmed",1615.423,1618.832,28,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"strike. Then use a ki point to double attack if
you want.",1618.832,1621.881,28,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," Right. Learning these combat abilities,
it's weird. Okay. I'm going to be like: Ugh, die!",1621.881,1629.622,26,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA,"I'm going to do a big roundhouse kick to his
head.",1629.622,1632.9180000000001,26,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Go for it, roll for the attack.",1632.918,1635.187,28,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, That's awesome.,1635.187,1636.216,24,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," That's good, that's a 16!",1636.216,1638.696,26,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, 16 hits! Go ahead and roll damage.,1638.696,1640.5059999999999,28,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," That's an unarmed strike? Okay, eight
points!",1640.506,1646.2450000000001,26,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Eight points?!,1646.245,1648.761,28,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," It's a two, plus-- No, wait! I'm sorry,
six points. I was looking at the wrong thing.",1648.761,1655.591,26,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," That's okay. Six points of damage. Whack!
You slam it in the side of the head with a",1655.591,1659.235,28,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"roundhouse kick and watch as the neck snaps and
the head is stick there like (snarling). It's",1659.235,1663.6129999999998,28,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"trying to snarl, but you can hear the windpipe is
closed off at the angle that it got snapped and",1663.613,1668.112,28,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,it's making this horrible choking sound.,1668.112,1671.567,28,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," I go, ""Ugh, Molly!""",1671.567,1674.154,26,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA,"""Do it!""",1675.194,1676.434,26,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Caleb, your turn.",1676.434,1678.023,28,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," Okay I'm also tapped as well. I'm going to
back up against the tent that we came out of and",1679.687,1686.924,14,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM,"with a sinking pit in my stomach, my hand starts
to blacken and flake and fire springs from the",1686.924,1692.222,14,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM,"palm and it shoots, and I cast Fire Bolt.",1692.222,1695.762,14,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Roll for the attack.,1695.762,1698.325,28,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Is that a cantrip?,1698.325,1700.0510000000002,21,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," That is a cantrip, yeah. That's good though,
that's 17.",1700.051,1704.302,14,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," That hits, go ahead and roll damage.",1704.302,1706.1809999999998,28,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," That's 1d10, that's this guy here that I
never used in the last campaign. Oh, that's four.",1706.181,1712.251,14,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Four points of damage. All right. The bolt
slams into the side of its head where it was hit",1712.251,1719.458,28,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"by Beau, and actually snaps it back into place.
You watch its eyes lull for a second and it comes",1719.458,1726.814,28,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,back with renewed undead strength.,1726.814,1729.361,28,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Renewed undead strength?,1729.361,1732.1460000000002,21,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA,TRAVIS and TALIESIN: Undead strength.,1732.146,1734.423,21,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Renewed in the sense that for a second you
watched the light flicker out but it seems to push",1734.423,1738.285,28,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"through by the force of the enchantment that holds
it aloft.",1738.285,1741.0900000000001,28,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, Beau goes: Who undid my work?,1741.09,1743.7169999999999,26,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," I probably have a little bit of movement
left.",1743.717,1745.7320000000002,14,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, You've got ten feet.,1745.732,1747.237,28,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," I would like to sidle into the tent that I
exited before and disappear. Frumpkin will dart",1747.237,1753.834,14,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM,across behind Molly to the little tent.,1753.834,1756.279,14,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," No, don't leave me!",1756.279,1758.426,21,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, (Counting) What's the movement on Frumpkin?,1758.426,1761.962,28,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, 40.,1761.962,1763.229,14,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, All right. That's your turn?,1765.519,1768.137,28,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," Ja, that's it.",1768.146,1769.494,14,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," All right. Molly, you're up.",1769.494,1771.0549999999998,28,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," I'm going to take two more shots, I'm
going to see if I can decapitate--",1771.26,1774.496,25,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Two more shots?,1774.496,1775.921,29,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," Oh man! I've got to get out of that
habit.",1775.921,1777.99,25,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Two more swings?,1777.99,1779.884,21,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," Two more swings, see if I can decapitate
it.",1779.884,1782.117,25,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Two more flourishes.,1782.117,1784.277,21,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, That's an eight.,1784.277,1787.0620000000001,25,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Eight? Misses.,1787.062,1788.9009999999998,30,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, But a 16 does not.,1788.901,1790.4550000000002,25,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, 16 does hit. Go ahead and roll damage.,1790.455,1793.331,30,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, That's nine points of damage.,1794.651,1796.769,33,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Nine points of damage.,1796.777,1799.25,30,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"As the blade sinks into its shoulder and you
see it carves in and jams halfway through the",1799.25,1804.223,30,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"torso, the armor stopping it part way before it
lodges in, and it leans forward. (growling) It's",1804.223,1811.8319999999999,30,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"still standing, and your blade's stuck in the
abdomen.",1811.832,1816.258,30,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Renewed, undead strength.",1816.258,1819.152,31,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," All right, that ends your turn, Molly. It's
going to take its first slam, swipe at you. Since",1819.152,1824.577,30,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"you're immediately in front of it. That's a
natural 20. I'm rolling some good 20s tonight.",1824.577,1829.569,30,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, What dice did you use?,1829.569,1831.778,32,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," What other dice?
Of course it's the snitch.",1831.778,1833.881,30,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," (screaming) No, look what you did!",1833.881,1836.2740000000001,32,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS,Come back to bite you in the anus.,1836.274,1838.425,32,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," This is not looking good.
This is looking very bad.",1838.439,1841.6770000000001,33,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, 11 points of bludgeoning damage.,1841.677,1843.648,30,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, Oh my god.,1843.648,1844.8719999999998,33,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," It clocks you across the side of
the temple. You're vision goes blurring for a",1844.872,1850.101,30,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"second. You spit across the ground. You're used to
the sight of your own blood, but now it's across",1850.131,1854.135,30,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"the grass and dirt at your foot. You start to feel
yourself get a bit woozy. It's going to go ahead",1854.135,1860.135,30,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"and spin around and strike you with its open claw
with the other arm.",1860.135,1864.24,30,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, I swear I thought I could kill it.,1864.24,1866.081,33,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, That's going to be a 16 to hit?,1866.081,1867.348,30,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, That hits.,1867.348,1868.349,33,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, Man down.,1868.349,1870.384,34,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," Come on, baby.",1870.384,1872.017,32,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, That is nine points of bludgeoning damage.,1872.017,1873.663,30,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," Oh yeah, I'm out.",1873.663,1874.986,33,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," (laughing) Yeah, first one!",1874.986,1877.3480000000002,32,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," Oh shit!
Christ!",1877.348,1880.013,26,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, Write the history books.,1880.013,1882.317,32,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," You guys watch as the first hit clocks Molly
hard. The second one is this clawing uppercut. He",1882.387,1888.663,30,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"goes backwards dropping one scimitar; the other
one being left, stuck in the body of the undead",1888.663,1893.84,35,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"guard. As it now glances back towards Beau to
its right. That's the end of Molly's turn, and the",1893.84,1901.619,35,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"zombie's turn. Nott, you're up.",1901.647,1903.441,35,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Kill it, Nott!",1903.468,1905.058,31,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," You didn't fall into the fire, right?",1905.058,1906.5529999999999,32,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," No, he fell straight back.",1906.553,1908.1060000000002,35,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, Are you sure?,1908.106,1909.664,32,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," If he rolled a one, we'd talk.",1909.664,1911.7549999999999,35,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," I think I'm immune to fire, anyways or
some such thing.",1911.755,1916.471,33,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Fire resistance?,1916.471,1917.548,35,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," Yeah, fire resistance.",1917.548,1918.997,33,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," Because of your magical, technicolor
dreamcoat?",1918.997,1920.8480000000002,32,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Nott, what do you got? You just watched
Molly go down.",1920.848,1922.674,35,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," Out, but not dead.",1922.674,1924.8,33,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," Seeing one of us die scares the shit out of
me.",1924.8,1928.144,34,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Unconscious.,1928.144,1929.264,35,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," No, dead forever.",1929.264,1930.8059999999998,34,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM,(laughter),1930.806,1933.26,34,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," I've just started working on a new
character tonight. Thank god.",1933.26,1936.756,33,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, I start charging out at the beast.,1936.756,1940.921,34,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, All right.,1940.921,1942.992,35,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," I get about halfway. I fire my crossbow
(wailing scream).",1942.992,1949.925,34,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM,Fire the crossbow.,1949.925,1951.485,34,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, So brave.,1951.485,1953.157,32,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, That's a natural 20.,1953.783,1955.174,34,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM,(cheering),1955.174,1957.3899999999999,34,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, With sneak attack you double your dice.,1957.39,1960.969,36,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, How do you want to do this?,1960.969,1962.18,35,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,(cheering),1962.18,1963.6470000000002,35,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," It doesn't even matter the damage you deal.
If the damage from a critical hit, it doesn't get",1963.647,1965.9299999999998,35,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,its undead fortitude.,1965.93,1967.472,35,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,(cheering),1967.472,1969.301,35,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," I'm low to the ground so probably in the back
of the calf or something. Before it falls, I'm",1969.301,1981.272,34,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM,"going to turn and run into the tent. I don't even
know if I hit. (screaming)",1981.272,1990.8809999999999,34,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, That's my girl.,1990.881,1992.9360000000001,14,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Molly, as you watch it turn around towards
you, suddenly it lurches as a crossbow bolt",1992.936,1998.396,35,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"shatters its kneecap from behind. Its other leg,
which had been partially damaged from the process",1998.396,2003.9099999999999,35,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"of getting up and combat that's happened isn't
enough to keep it aloft. It tumbles back into the",2003.91,2008.457,35,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"fire and immediately begins to burn as it begins
to scream and squeal. See the flames begin to burn",2008.457,2014.882,35,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"and engulf its body before eventually it comes to
rest, no longer held by this undead magic that",2014.882,2020.046,35,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"keeps it standing. Quiet falls over the
encampment.",2020.046,2025.372,35,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, Nice.,2025.381,2026.825,32,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS,"Molly. Well, next up, as this is now",2031.008,2035.099,32,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS,"important, Jester it's your turn.",2035.099,2037.328,32,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," I come running out of the tent. Say: Molly!
Oh shit, oh no! Okay. I kneel down next to him and",2037.328,2046.225,36,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA,I'll do Spare the Dying cantrip.,2046.225,2048.519,36,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, It's a cantrip?,2048.738,2049.7859999999996,34,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Yes. It took someone going unconscious,
guys.",2049.786,2056.168,36,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, It's designed for this moment.,2056.168,2060.2850000000003,34,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," That being the case, you become stable.",2060.285,2063.5789999999997,35,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, (gasps),2063.579,2065.226,33,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," You're not conscious yet, but you're stable.
You don't have to make--",2065.226,2069.192,35,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Can I try and do some medicine on him? Does
that heal him at all?",2071.117,2075.4900000000002,36,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Do you have a healer's kit?,2075.52,2077.154,35,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, I don't think so.,2077.154,2079.296,36,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, She has desserts.,2079.296,2080.975,32,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," I have doughnuts, some paint supplies.",2080.975,2086.464,36,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Beau as you're standing here, Molly is no
longer bleeding out. He's breathing and coughing",2086.464,2093.119,35,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"in the unconsciousness from the pain. You watch as
Jester is fiddling through her bag, pulling things",2093.119,2098.56,35,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,out.,2098.56,2099.785,35,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," You have a six pack of donuts, but you
don't have a healer's kit in there? And you're the",2099.785,2105.461,26,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA,cleric? I'm confused.,2105.461,2107.6119999999996,26,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," I'm the cleric? What is this? I've never
traveled with a bunch of people that I thought",2107.612,2115.329,36,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA,"would die in front of me, okay? I never needed a
healer's kit before.",2115.329,2120.5890000000004,36,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," Well, congratulations, you're the cleric
now.",2120.589,2123.861,26,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," (gasps) You have a healer's kit? Oh my
gosh. I've always wanted one of these for so",2123.861,2127.047,36,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA,long.,2127.047,2128.007,36,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," I'll give it to her. Here, it's a gift.
Congratulations-on-you-being-in-a-new group gift.",2128.007,2132.2490000000003,26,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Yes! How do I use this, though?",2135.249,2139.029,36,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," Oh no, she's not proficient.",2139.102,2141.883,34,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," I open it and rummage through a bunch of
shit here.",2141.883,2145.1059999999998,36,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, No vanilla extract or sprinkles?,2145.106,2147.6290000000004,32,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," I'll say for the instance of this, since
it's not necessarily immediate danger of him dying",2147.629,2153.147,35,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,off. Go ahead and make a medicine check.,2153.147,2156.855,35,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, Use my dice that I gave you.,2157.829,2159.501,34,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Should I?,2159.501,2160.545,36,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, Yes.,2160.545,2161.529,34,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, What if I roll a one on it?,2161.529,2162.956,36,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, That's what I'm hoping for.,2162.956,2164.697,34,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, That's a strong four.,2164.697,2167.308,34,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, A nine?,2167.308,2169.228,38,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Okay, I'll say-- (sighs). He's still
unconscious. Given a little bit of time, he'll",2169.228,2177.7200000000003,37,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"come back to consciousness. Ten minutes or so. You
can probably, eventually through the use of strong",2177.72,2183.7509999999997,40,knot twins,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"vapors or something you can bring him back from
the brink. At this point the rest of the carnival",2183.751,2192.5080000000003,40,knot twins,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"currently within the vicinity begin to emerge from
the tents seeing that the danger has passed.",2192.508,2197.493,40,knot twins,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, Is there any young girl in the tent with me?,2197.493,2200.4049999999997,34,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Make a perception check.,2200.405,2202.605,40,knot twins,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, Natural 20.,2204.018,2205.837,34,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," You glance around the interior of the
chamber which has a unique smell to the inside.",2205.837,2210.904,40,knot twins,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"You smelled it before, but it catches you very
strongly now that there's quiet and you're not",2210.904,2216.222,40,knot twins,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"focused on anything else. A very faint smell of
brimstone lingers within the tent, mingling with",2216.222,2222.98,40,knot twins,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,the wet grass. You look around and see no girl.,2222.98,2228.199,40,knot twins,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," What does happen is Frumpkin scrabbles up
your back and comes to your shoulder, and I'm",2228.884,2232.48,14,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM,watching everything from my hidey hole.,2232.48,2235.567,14,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," I immediately drop down and start
searching the guard.",2235.567,2239.599,26,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Yeah, is any of their armor still usable?
Because we can pretend we're guards for some",2239.599,2245.596,38,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA,reason.,2245.596,2247.117,38,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," The one that he cleaved, the armor is not
functional at all. The other one, the last one to",2247.117,2256.007,40,knot twins,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"die, the armor is still functional. It is dented
and beat up, but it's still functional. There's",2256.007,2260.587,40,knot twins,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"the slightly tarnished brass armor. Then there's
the red maroon color. It's like a scale mail",2260.587,2267.57,40,knot twins,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"chestplate and armplates for it. It could be used
but it's still a big piece of armor. You'd have to",2267.57,2273.621,40,knot twins,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,lug it around or wear it.,2273.621,2275.8070000000002,40,knot twins,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, We still look like Crownsguard.,2275.807,2277.812,39,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Oh.,2277.812,2278.984,38,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," You both do, currently.",2278.984,2281.2889999999998,40,knot twins,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, Caleb and I.,2281.289,2283.2610000000004,39,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, We probably have a half hour at this point?,2283.261,2285.245,14,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," About, yeah.",2285.245,2286.9939999999997,40,knot twins,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," We should get out of here soon though
because guards could be coming.",2286.994,2290.116,38,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," Did anybody see what happened or where
that hellish toad went?",2290.116,2293.204,39,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, It jumped off that way.,2293.204,2295.094,38,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, You saw it?,2295.094,2295.962,39,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Yeah.,2295.962,2297.2019999999998,38,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," The Knot twins emerge like, ""Where are the
guards, the rest of them? Are more coming or is",2297.202,2304.46,40,knot twins,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"this all of them?""",2304.46,2306.07,40,knot twins,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," There's probably more coming, I would
think.",2306.07,2308.377,38,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, We can't be here.,2308.377,2309.845,39,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," ""Do you think we should run?""",2309.845,2311.328,40,knot twins,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, We should hide the evidence.,2311.328,2313.005,26,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, What? Where?,2313.005,2314.723,39,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, I don't know.,2314.723,2316.759,26,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, I don't know who should run where.,2316.759,2320.209,38,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, (groans),2320.51,2322.7290000000003,41,molly,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," I have his head in my lap and I'm slapping
his cheek consistently.",2322.729,2328.153,38,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, Was there nothing useful on the guard?,2328.153,2330.4399999999996,26,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," As you continue to search through, aside
from the armor that seems functional, each of them",2330.44,2334.803,40,knot twins,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,have a basic longsword.,2334.803,2336.7059999999997,40,knot twins,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," One of them has my sword embedded in
their chest.",2336.706,2340.1690000000003,41,molly,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Yes. Which can be pulled out. Between the
two of them you can gather about six gold pieces",2340.317,2347.321,40,knot twins,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,and four silver pieces.,2347.321,2349.6859999999997,40,knot twins,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Ooh!,2349.686,2351.203,38,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," I don't want to get these folk in any more
trouble. How far is it from here to the lake?",2351.203,2355.532,39,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Glancing off to the side you can see the
lake is maybe 400 to 500 feet north.",2355.532,2360.514,40,knot twins,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," I say we could drag them and throw them
into the lake to avoid suspicion on the carnival.",2360.514,2364.909,39,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS,We've got to get out of here.,2364.909,2366.6710000000003,39,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," How well did the fire burn the other
body? Did it do pretty well or--",2366.671,2370.198,26,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," It's pretty burned. The maroon robes on the
one armor is damaged and can possibly be salvaged.",2370.198,2379.1259999999997,40,knot twins,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"The armor on the one that is burned can be used.
The robes or the maroon cloth is burned away",2379.126,2384.382,40,knot twins,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"entirely. The armor looks like its been burned. It
has blackened, charcoal edges to it.",2384.382,2389.73,40,knot twins,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," Nott, you feel Frumpkin's claws slowly and
deliberately squeeze into your shoulder.",2389.73,2395.838,14,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, That means I have to go.,2395.838,2398.424,34,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, Where's Caleb?,2398.424,2400.518,39,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, I thought he was with you.,2400.518,2403.13,26,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, He was. I look around for Caleb.,2403.13,2406.004,39,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Okay. If you're right there, you're not far
from the tent. You head back and see he's not on",2406.004,2413.475,40,knot twins,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,the outside of the tent.,2413.475,2416.23,40,knot twins,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," The smell of sulfur, I mean brimstone, do I
figure that it's probably the residual from the",2416.23,2425.244,34,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM,"big toad guy or is there a substance in the room
that is causing it?",2425.244,2429.337,34,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Make a religion check.,2429.337,2431.899,40,knot twins,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, A religion check? One.,2432.236,2435.2799999999997,34,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM,(laughter),2435.28,2437.7960000000003,34,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," You believe the little girl may have tooted
before where she went to where she is.",2437.796,2441.705,40,knot twins,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, That's a devastating toot.,2441.705,2443.638,39,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," I'm going to try and get out of the tent
through the side. Like underneath the side and",2443.638,2450.91,34,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM,"towards the horse. Yeah, back there. Looking for
Caleb.",2450.91,2455.276,34,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," You glance over and you don't see Caleb. You
do see Fjord is in the process of looking in the",2455.276,2461.4379999999996,40,knot twins,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"area. You walk up and Caleb is nowhere near the
tent on the outside. You don't know where he is.",2461.438,2466.266,40,knot twins,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," Nott, have you seen Caleb?",2466.266,2468.708,39,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," No, not yet. Is he okay? Did he live? Did
everyone live?",2468.708,2473.0280000000002,34,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," You got his little cat right there on your
shoulder.",2473.028,2475.279,39,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," Oh yes I do, hi. Yeah, so he can't be far.",2475.279,2478.895,34,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," We need to get out of here. We need to
follow after that toad.",2478.895,2481.875,39,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," Okay. There's horses around here, let's steal
them.",2481.875,2486.07,34,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, That's actually not a terrible idea.,2486.07,2488.9390000000003,39,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Ooh good, we can put Molly on the back of
the wagon. That way we can get him out of here.",2488.939,2495.1949999999997,38,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA,"And the guards' bodies, too! That way we can drop
them off away from the carnival and people won't",2495.195,2501.347,38,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA,think it's related.,2501.347,2502.683,38,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," Oh my god, you are so speaking my
language.",2502.683,2504.658,26,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, I'm a very wise person.,2504.658,2506.392,38,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, That's a great idea. Let's do that.,2506.392,2508.5099999999998,39,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Okay.,2508.51,2509.4590000000003,38,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," Who wants to help me with the one totally
charred body?",2509.699,2513.5370000000003,39,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," I'll do it. I go pick him up and carry
him.",2513.537,2516.642,42,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," An impressive display of physical strength.
The little, adorable tiefling, without an issue",2516.642,2521.9779999999996,40,knot twins,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"lifts the body out of the charred bits of burnt
wood and charcoal.",2521.978,2526.934,40,knot twins,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, Shit. Never would have known.,2526.934,2529.148,39,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," I grab the other body and start dragging
it or at least its torso.",2529.148,2533.009,26,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, I'll help you.,2533.009,2534.56,44,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Ornna gives a hand and helps you. The Knot
sisters look like they want to be absolved of this",2534.56,2540.4139999999998,43,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"whole scenario and look like they're about to flee
at any moment.",2540.414,2543.8950000000004,43,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," Might I point out real quick, up to this
point we are fugitives who haven't committed a",2543.895,2549.4809999999998,34,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM,"crime. But starting now we will be fugitives who
have committed crimes. Are we sure we want to do this?",2549.481,2556.3680000000004,34,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," I mean it's either that or leave the
carnival and take the fall for what is two dead",2556.571,2561.6949999999997,44,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS,crownsguard.,2561.695,2563.424,44,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," All right, let's go. But I have to find Caleb
first.",2563.424,2567.093,34,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," Caleb gets over it and he comes out and
starts helping push the bodies onto the-- doesn't",2567.093,2570.975,14,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM,"say anything, but starts pushing bodies onto the
back of the cart.",2570.975,2574.121,14,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, Where'd you go?,2574.121,2575.538,44,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," This is not my thing. I am not brave like
Nott. Let's get out of here, please.",2575.538,2583.373,14,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," You shot shit out of your hands. I don't
think you were not brave. That was really",2583.373,2587.123,44,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS,impressive.,2587.123,2588.2780000000002,44,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," Wait, you were shooting shit out of your
hands?",2588.278,2590.1719999999996,26,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," It was fire. It's a figure of fucking
speech.",2590.172,2592.437,44,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, Oh.,2592.437,2594.072,26,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, I haven't learned that one yet. Some day.,2594.072,2598.004,14,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Somebody needs to grab Molly. He's still
over there.",2598.289,2601.717,42,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," Yeah, okay. We go back over there and we
fucking grab Molly. I grab him by his horns.",2601.717,2607.07,44,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," As you're dragging Molly, Molly, your eyes
lull open and you're at one hit point. Come to",2607.214,2610.205,43,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,consciousness.,2610.205,2611.1259999999997,43,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, I'm at one hit point?,2611.126,2612.514,41,molly,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, You're being dragged.,2612.514,2614.547,43,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, I start hooking up the horses.,2614.547,2618.147,26,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Okay. You're hooking them all up to?,2618.147,2621.345,43,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," Yeah, one is going to hook up to the
wagon and I'll-- which wagon do we want to take?",2621.345,2625.5989999999997,26,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," The one with the two horses attached, yo.
Can you see it?",2625.599,2629.087,42,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, Yeah.,2629.087,2630.009,26,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, We'll take that one.,2630.009,2631.532,42,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, Okay.,2631.532,2632.386,26,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Unhook the other horse so we can steal that
one, too.",2632.386,2634.206,42,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," As you guys are doing this, the two Knot
sisters talking to each other, look around, and",2634.206,2643.846,43,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,they go running to the southeast.,2643.846,2646.502,43,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, They're outies.,2646.502,2647.733,42,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, They're out.,2647.733,2648.9640000000004,43,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, Should I shoot them?,2648.964,2650.456,34,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, They're okay.,2650.496,2652.155,41,molly,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, Is that single horse a mustang?,2652.155,2658.974,44,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Oh my god.,2659.25,2660.706,42,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, Really?,2660.706,2661.947,41,molly,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, What? Can I ask a simple question?,2661.947,2665.112,44,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," We better get $100,000 from Ford for that
one. We better fucking get that.",2665.112,2669.313,26,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Sure.,2669.313,2670.154,43,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, It's not a mare? I'm just checking.,2670.154,2671.805,44,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," No, no it is.",2671.805,2673.0769999999998,43,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," I'm just very curious as to the sex of the horse,
that's all.",2673.077,2675.293,44,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Roll a perception check.,2675.293,2678.57,43,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," 12. No, 14.",2681.515,2683.611,44,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, That is a mustang.,2683.611,2684.969,43,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, Is its name Roy?,2684.969,2688.617,14,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, The white one?,2688.617,2690.811,34,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, Yeah.,2690.811,2691.996,44,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, Are you going to name it Sally?,2691.996,2693.663,41,molly,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, You'll find out.,2693.663,2694.994,44,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS,(laughter),2694.994,2696.811,44,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, I had that coming.,2696.811,2698.692,41,molly,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," During all the busywork, I'm not saying
anything, but I keep giving worried and stressed",2698.692,2703.568,14,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM,glances at my little friend.,2703.568,2706.0370000000003,14,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Don't worry, Caleb, I'm okay.",2706.037,2709.209,42,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," You guys have the bodies loaded up, both the
charred and the slashed one, onto the cart.",2709.85,2715.409,43,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," I'm going to pull my sword back out and
start trying to get the horses going.",2715.409,2721.3360000000002,41,molly,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, He's alive! You're awake!,2721.336,2724.3819999999996,42,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, That really hurt.,2724.382,2725.748,41,molly,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, How do you feel?,2725.748,2726.87,42,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, I feel terrible.,2726.87,2728.594,41,molly,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," I saved your life. You should be really
grateful.",2728.594,2733.402,42,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, I can do that. I can do that.,2733.975,2737.207,41,molly,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," Molly, I appreciate you trying to rally
the horses right now, but I really think you",2737.207,2741.9849999999997,26,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA,should rest.,2741.985,2742.9390000000003,26,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," No, I'm fine. I'm going to actually fall
back into the cart.",2742.939,2746.439,41,molly,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, I take the reins.,2746.439,2749.527,26,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," All right. Easy enough to find any sort of
material if you wanted to cover the contents of",2749.527,2755.304,43,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"the cart. You guys are ready to go. Ornna is
standing there alone. ""I think I should stay here.""",2755.304,2768.472,43,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Are you sure?,2768.744,2771.433,42,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," ""What, and be a fugitive? I can explain what
happened. Hopefully.""",2771.433,2776.066,43,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, What are you going to say to them?,2776.066,2778.5849999999996,42,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," ""Exactly what happened. The same thing that
turned these guards ran off and you're hoping to",2778.585,2787.498,43,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"stop it.""",2787.498,2789.523,43,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Don't say that we were here. Don't mention
we were here. That's pretty important, I think.",2789.523,2798.469,42,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA,Yeah?,2798.469,2799.416,42,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," You couldn't see us in the low light, but
they chased after whatever caused this.",2799.416,2806.384,44,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," ""Okay. I can do that. I can't leave Gustav
and Bosun in prison to take the fall for this.""",2806.384,2811.77,43,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, We'll get them out of it.,2811.77,2814.746,42,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," Would you have the abilities to burn these
things up the way we did? Are you capable? Could",2814.746,2823.0460000000003,14,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM,"you have killed these things? Is that believable
for people who know you?",2823.046,2826.806,14,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," ""I'm quite good with fire. That's not
entirely impossible.""",2826.806,2832.29,43,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," Ornna, is there anything else that you
can think of that could possibly help us? Like why",2832.29,2840.805,26,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA,"this toad decided to freak out right now? Anything
that comes to mind before we go chase after your",2840.805,2852.77,26,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA,mess.,2852.77,2853.605,26,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, Any previous episodes of this kind?,2853.605,2856.274,44,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," ""No. Never trusted anything that looked the
way Kylre did. Everyone seemed to put a lot of",2856.274,2866.281,43,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"trust in him. Gustav did. Toya did. I don't know
if this is still a misunderstanding, but--"" She",2866.281,2874.158,43,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"points over to where there's splatters of blood in
the middle of the grass. The leftover carnage from",2874.158,2880.143,43,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"the battle. ""Just get this figured out, please.
This is all I have left."" She looks around the",2880.143,2887.921,43,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"empty encampment. She stands amongst the four
empty tents by herself.",2887.921,2893.0339999999997,43,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," Toya's gone, right?",2894.378,2895.514,34,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Toya's gone.,2895.514,2896.596,43,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," What happened to her? Did it take Toya with
it?",2896.596,2899.544,42,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," Yeah, she frogged out.",2899.544,2901.632,14,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," We'll try and find some evidence that will
exonerate you and we'll return.",2901.632,2905.384,44,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, We need to find evidence to exonerate us.,2905.384,2908.488,42,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," Sorry that we thought that you did it.
Briefly.",2908.488,2913.0069999999996,34,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," ""It's okay. It's hard for some folks to
trust carnival folk. Just as hard as it is for",2913.007,2921.6330000000003,43,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"some folks to trust little green folk.""",2921.633,2925.524,43,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,(laughter),2925.524,2928.426,43,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, We should really get to stepping.,2928.426,2931.614,44,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Let's go.,2931.658,2933.1169999999997,42,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, Saddle up.,2933.117,2934.867,34,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, Sure.,2934.867,2936.539,44,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, You hop on your mustang.,2936.539,2938.6510000000003,43,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, I do. Shelby.,2938.735,2940.94,44,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," Oh, god!",2940.94,2942.774,26,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," Just deliver it to the PO Box, that's
fine.",2942.774,2947.7039999999997,44,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," Everything that you've been holding back
for years now is going to come pouring out of you.",2947.704,2954.552,41,molly,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN,Okay.,2954.552,2955.909,41,molly,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," You have the cart and the horses at your
disposal. What are you guys doing?",2955.909,2961.0730000000003,43,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," Trying to take as much of a short rest
as I can back there. I'm going to try and sleep",2961.073,2964.546,41,molly,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN,this off like a bad hangover.,2964.546,2967.6119999999996,41,molly,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," I will attempt to do the same to do arcane
recovery.",2967.612,2972.009,14,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Okay. The two of you saddle up on the back
of the cart as it makes its way northward.",2972.009,2976.166,45,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, Where are we going?,2976.37,2978.3849999999998,34,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, In the direction the toad leapt.,2978.385,2980.94,44,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Are we really chasing the toad right now?
Molly obviously did the most damage out of anyone",2980.94,2986.41,46,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA,and he's almost dead right now.,2986.41,2988.768,46,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," Maybe we can at least find him, stake him
out, and then we'll rest.",2988.768,2993.112,26,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," We are going to rest, right? We can't just
chase after a toad. We'll die.",2993.112,3000.725,46,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, We might need to play it by ear.,3000.725,3003.247,44,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Fjord, I'm trusting you.",3003.247,3007.913,46,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," If it's too dangerous, we'll stand down.
How about that?",3007.913,3012.957,44,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Okay.,3012.957,3014.048,46,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, Also I have a cat.,3014.048,3016.0609999999997,14,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Yeah, it's cute.",3016.061,3018.11,46,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," That's not what I mean. If we catch up to
them, my cat can follow and I can watch.",3018.11,3025.498,14,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," Yeah, you blanked out there for a second.",3025.498,3029.372,44,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," If we find them, then we assign Frumpkin to
the case and I will lean against a tree. Nott will",3029.372,3036.5099999999998,14,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM,"keep watch over me and we will know where it
goes.",3036.51,3039.697,14,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," We're going with them, then?",3039.697,3042.4190000000003,34,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Yeah, let's follow the direction that the
toad went.",3042.419,3046.332,46,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, Yeah.,3046.332,3048.689,48,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, Cats love toads.,3048.689,3050.413,47,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," I like it. It's a good plan. This is
definitely not going to backfire. Let's go.",3050.413,3058.209,46,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA,(laughter),3058.209,3060.3239999999996,46,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," All right. The horses pick up and begin
heading northward towards the Ustaloch.",3060.324,3066.132,45,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," When we get far away from the carnival, we
should drop the guard bodies off. Push them out so",3066.132,3075.992,46,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA,"it looks like they were on patrol when they turned
into zombies. Far away from the carnival.",3075.992,3082.451,46,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," We ran into those guards that were
patrolling the lake--",3082.451,3085.901,47,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Exactly! Like a lake patrol.,3085.901,3088.661,46,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," It doesn't take you too long to get to the
southern edge of the Ustaloch. You can see the",3088.661,3097.228,45,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"muddy lake bed that gives way to the water itself.
Number of scattered stones in the muck and",3097.228,3103.746,45,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"occasionally you hear the lapping of waves. The
very subtle wind flowing through in the night.",3103.746,3109.342,45,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"It's about two in the morning. There's some
moonlight in the sky. It looks like a waxing moon.",3109.342,3117.357,45,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"At least the one you can see because there are
multiple moons.",3117.357,3120.753,45,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," Wait, what?",3120.753,3122.078,34,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, There's two moons in Exandria.,3122.078,3124.182,45,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, How did we never know that?,3124.182,3125.7419999999997,34,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, That was established in the last campaign.,3125.742,3127.815,45,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," Like dogs, we never looked up.",3127.815,3130.485,41,molly,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, One of the moons is so faint--,3132.445,3135.146,45,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, How many suns are there?,3135.146,3136.616,34,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," There's one. Anyway, there's a faint bit of
moonlight which gives you folks without darkvision",3136.766,3147.126,45,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"a little bit of detail that you can make out in
the vicinity. You come to the lake edge and",3147.126,3154.688,45,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,there's the water.,3154.688,3156.393,45,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, This is the best we can do for them.,3156.952,3159.0820000000003,48,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Take them out of this wagon!,3159.082,3162.004,46,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," Hang on, hang on. I want to look around.
Do I see any guards?",3162.004,3166.189,47,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Perception check.,3166.189,3167.797,45,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," Big dice, don't fail! Natural 20!",3168.873,3171.765,47,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Okay. Couple things. One: you don't see any
guards, but you do see a few hundred feet to the",3171.765,3178.279,45,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"west of you along the edge, you see a boat that is
about a hundred feet out on the water. You see two",3178.279,3185.542,45,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"figures that are in the boat. Possibly two
fishermen or two guards, but you can't really tell",3185.542,3191.386,45,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"from this distance. There are two figures in a boat
a little ways out on the water.",3191.386,3195.109,45,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"From your current visual
perspective, you don't see the other end of the",3195.292,3201.535,45,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"lake. It's a pretty decent sized lake, but you can
see the very faint bump of a landmass that breaks",3201.535,3208.879,45,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,the horizon of the water.,3208.879,3210.536,45,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, Like an island?,3210.536,3211.759,47,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Like an island, possibly.",3211.759,3213.357,45,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Or a giant toad sitting in the water?,3213.357,3217.677,46,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, That would be a very big toad.,3217.677,3220.0730000000003,41,molly,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," It's far away on the horizon, the little
bump?",3220.073,3222.989,47,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Yeah, it breaks the water's horizon from
here.",3222.989,3227.486,45,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," There's two figures on a boat about a
hundred yards out.",3227.486,3230.5,47,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Can they see us?,3230.5,3232.096,46,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," I don't know. It's hard to say. Do they
seem distracted? Can I make anything else out?",3232.096,3237.112,47,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, Lamplight on the boat?,3237.112,3239.239,48,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," There's a faint bit of lantern light that's
the only reason you're able to make them out at",3239.239,3243.059,45,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"this distance, but that's as much detail as you
can make out. They're a few hundred feet away from",3243.059,3247.039,45,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,you.,3247.039,3247.786,45,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," If we can't see them very clearly, they
can't see us very clearly. We don't have a light",3247.786,3252.033,46,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA,on us.,3252.033,3253.519,46,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," We're going to have to ditch this wagon
anyway because we've got tracks.",3253.519,3256.616,48,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, Just change the license plate. No?,3256.616,3260.654,34,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, Vanity plate? What does it say?,3260.654,3263.614,48,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," ""Back in time""?",3263.614,3265.652,34,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM,(laughter),3265.652,3267.95,34,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Oh, man.",3271.56,3272.87,45,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"So, what do you do?",3274.075,3275.6879999999996,45,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Go up a little further away from the boat
and then dump the bodies.",3277.069,3281.528,46,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," It's really shallow. Shouldn't we weigh them
down with something?",3281.528,3284.216,34,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," It's not like we're trying to hide the
bodies. We're saying they turned into zombies",3284.216,3291.1639999999998,46,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA,around here. Is that stupid?,3291.164,3294.143,46,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," No, they don't have to go in the water,
right? They're burned. It's not like they burned",3294.143,3296.414,48,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS,in the water.,3296.414,3298.452,48,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, That would be very confusing.,3298.452,3299.9700000000003,45,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, It would.,3299.97,3301.3959999999997,48,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," The wagon tracks directly to the point
at which they are found.",3301.396,3303.956,41,molly,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, That's what I just said.,3303.956,3305.7740000000003,48,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Oh, coming from the carnival.",3305.774,3308.031,46,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," I wish I had something that could
help Molly out.",3308.031,3310.0209999999997,48,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," We could write a little note and put it in
one of their pockets that says something like",3311.521,3314.829,34,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM,"""I've discovered that Caleb and Nott are innocent
and should be cleared of all charges"", or",3314.936,3321.246,34,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM,something like that.,3321.246,3322.684,34,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," That would definitely work. Will you add my
name to that list?",3322.684,3326.445,46,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, Sure. How do you spell Jester?,3326.445,3331.4120000000003,34,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Like normal.,3331.412,3332.519,50,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, Okay.,3332.519,3334.1969999999997,34,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," Maybe we can dump them, backtrack with
the cart, and drop the cart back off.",3334.197,3337.876,47,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," As we've been riding, have we seen any
tracks that we think might have belonged to the",3337.876,3343.003,48,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS,toad? Since it was leaping in these huge arcs.,3343.003,3345.6510000000003,48,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Make a survival check.,3345.651,3347.806,49,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," Ugh, three.",3349.48,3352.385,48,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Even with your darkvision, it's hard to make
out too many details. There's a lot of foot",3352.385,3356.974,49,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"traffic along the banks of the river at different
points in the day. There's not a lot of light.",3356.974,3362.494,49,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,You're unable to pick up any tracks.,3362.494,3365.081,49,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Maybe we dump the bodies and I'll get out
and try to make the tracks go away for a little",3365.081,3372.172,50,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA,bit. I'll walk up the path and do like this.,3372.172,3376.155,50,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, Why? We could get rid of the wagon later.,3376.155,3378.8100000000004,48,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Yeah, but the wagon will come from the
carnival straight to the bodies. Isn't that weird?",3378.81,3384.098,50,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," You'd have to erase the tracks all the way
back to the-- how far back are you willing to go?",3384.098,3389.936,14,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Not that far.,3389.936,3392.1890000000003,50,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, What's the plan here? Are we going to flee?,3392.189,3396.4669999999996,14,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," I think we have to go back to the inn,
right?",3396.467,3398.692,50,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, Once the sun comes up--,3398.692,3400.564,48,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," I know. Everybody's in deep shit. I
understand the problem, but my question is are we",3400.564,3405.0139999999997,14,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM,cutting and running?,3405.014,3406.25,14,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Yeah.,3406.25,3407.405,50,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," No, I mean cutting and running.",3407.405,3408.962,14,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," No, no, we can't just leave.",3408.962,3410.993,48,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Oh, okay.",3410.993,3412.544,50,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, We do it all the time.,3412.544,3414.429,14,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Well...,3414.429,3416.4900000000002,50,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," Let's see if we can find the toad. If the
sun starts to break, then we'll make up our mind.",3418.58,3422.895,48,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," All right. Are we dumping these bodies or
what?",3423.007,3427.558,50,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," Yes, kick them out.",3427.558,3429.532,48,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Okay, so you remove the bodies from the
cart. Are you dumping them on the shoreline?",3429.532,3433.6820000000002,52,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Yeah.,3433.682,3434.7,50,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Okay. (thud, thud) The two transformed guard
corpses now lie there. One an ashy mess, the other",3434.7,3441.111,52,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"in three pieces. Left along the bank of the
water.",3441.111,3445.5409999999997,52,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," I get out and I start positioning them like
maybe they were having a romantic tryst.",3445.541,3450.511,50,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, Those two burnt men? Yes.,3450.511,3453.433,14,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Okay. (laughs),3453.433,3455.435,52,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," I'm going to help Jester try and clear
the tracks while she positions bodies.",3455.435,3459.6639999999998,51,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Make a survival check.,3459.664,3461.697,52,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, (disgusted noise) Eight.,3464.276,3466.7349999999997,51,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, All right. You guys--,3466.735,3469.3030000000003,52,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,(laughter),3469.303,3471.411,52,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," Anybody else want to look for some toad
prints?",3471.411,3474.164,48,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Do you want us to?,3474.164,3476.581,50,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," We were going to go along the north way,
right?",3476.581,3479.9790000000003,34,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, We've been doing that already.,3479.979,3481.879,48,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," If we try and cover the wagon tracks as
much as we can, then follow the embankment and try",3481.879,3487.149,51,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA,"and ride the horses and the cart along the water,
it'll hide our tracks as we move northward.",3487.149,3494.171,51,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Sure, let's do that.",3494.171,3496.24,50,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, Okay.,3496.24,3498.198,51,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, Who are you?,3498.198,3499.759,41,molly,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, That's actually a great idea.,3499.759,3501.924,53,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," That's really clever. Why would you even
think that?",3501.924,3505.645,41,molly,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Oh, she's all about shady shit. She does a
lot of it.",3505.645,3509.523,50,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, Huh.,3509.523,3510.422,41,molly,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, You understand.,3510.422,3511.832,51,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," Maybe. I don't know. I'll think about
it.",3511.832,3513.923,41,molly,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," (singsong) Go to sleep, little tiefling.",3513.923,3518.5429999999997,50,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," Ow, that hurts. Ow.",3518.543,3520.693,41,molly,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," Beauregard, are the people on the boat doing
anything different?",3520.693,3523.222,14,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," You glance back over and you can see the
boat seems to have moved a little bit further away",3523.222,3527.655,52,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"and has come up to the bank and looks like it's
hitting land.",3527.655,3531.159,52,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, Towards us?,3531.159,3533.012,51,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," No, a little bit further away and then has
hit the land. The figures are currently taking",3533.012,3536.655,52,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,things out of the boat.,3536.655,3538.1940000000004,52,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, They're late night fishermen.,3538.194,3539.64,50,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," I think they're fishermen. Let's keep
moving.",3539.64,3542.9629999999997,51,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Okay, which direction are you moving?",3542.963,3544.492,52,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, North.,3544.492,3545.5280000000002,51,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Well, north is into the water. Like you hit
the water of the bottom of the lake.",3545.528,3549.531,52,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," The toad went due north? Like straight into
the water?",3549.531,3553.182,34,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, That's the direction it was traveling.,3553.282,3555.097,52,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Can I look for toad tracks?,3555.097,3557.0480000000002,50,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Make a survival check, sure.",3557.048,3558.8529999999996,52,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," Come on, don't roll Sam's fucking dice.",3558.853,3560.773,53,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, I didn't.,3560.773,3562.002,50,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Oh, Sam.",3562.002,3564.2219999999998,52,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, That was a lot.,3564.222,3566.221,41,molly,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," That was a whole lot of rolls. Survival.
11.",3566.221,3574.259,50,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," 11. It's hard to really make out what tracks
are what. You do see a few heavy impacts in the",3574.259,3583.76,52,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"mud. Some of them looks like it could have been
the bodies being rolled, but not too far from",3583.76,3589.53,52,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"where you are, there's one big smack in the mud.
Like something heavy impacted.",3589.53,3595.523,52,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Fjord! Come look at this! This is
definitely toad tracks.",3595.523,3600.2180000000003,50,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," In the shape that it's in, this print. Are
their toes pointing in a specific direction?",3600.218,3608.046,53,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Make an investigation check.,3608.046,3612.214,52,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," Well, this will break my short rest.",3612.214,3613.619,41,molly,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, This will break your short rest.,3613.619,3615.161,52,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, 14.,3618.301,3619.574,53,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," You can see the heavy impact has a few
subtler imprints. There do appear to be two hands",3619.77,3626.844,52,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"and two feet though the water has washed in and
gotten rid of a lot of the details at this point.",3626.844,3632.601,52,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"You can vaguely tell they appear to be facing
towards the water.",3632.601,3635.175,52,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, That lump is the toad.,3635.175,3639.6290000000004,50,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, Could be.,3639.629,3641.89,34,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, How many people in the boat?,3641.89,3644.0719999999997,41,molly,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, Two.,3644.072,3645.5170000000003,53,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, How many people are we looking for?,3645.517,3648.064,41,molly,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, One and a giant toad.,3648.064,3651.2349999999997,53,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, Didn't he leave with a--,3651.235,3652.5620000000004,41,molly,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, Girl.,3652.562,3653.504,53,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, Two people?,3653.504,3655.969,41,molly,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Two people in the boat.,3655.969,3657.4900000000002,52,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," Do these silhouettes look proportionate
to each other?",3657.49,3660.5379999999996,51,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, They look proportionate to each other.,3660.538,3663.206,52,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, Does one look like Gorilla Grodd and---,3663.206,3664.974,53,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," They both look vaguely humanoid and
regular.",3664.974,3669.5150000000003,52,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, Which way did the fisherman go?,3669.515,3674.1549999999997,51,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," They are a little bit to the west along the
bank in the direction of the city. The city is",3674.295,3679.437,52,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"northwest of you currently. If you were to
continue around the lake--",3679.437,3683.732,52,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," Because the city is on the lake so we're
just around the edge of the lake.",3683.732,3687.386,14,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Exactly.,3687.386,3689.072,52,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," I think we should keep heading away from
the city, right?",3689.072,3692.8920000000003,51,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, It depends on what we're going to do.,3692.892,3695.4159999999997,14,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," If we're chasing the toad it seems like we
need to find a boat and go out into the water.",3695.416,3699.286,34,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," So we head towards that boat that hit
land.",3699.286,3702.698,50,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, Steal that boat?,3702.698,3704.089,34,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," If we go towards the toad we are going to
fight the toad.",3704.089,3708.4829999999997,50,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," Well no, we are just going to find the toad.
You said this. We're camping and waiting and",3708.483,3714.579,34,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM,resting.,3714.579,3715.79,34,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," The other thing we can do, but it will take
some time, need about an hour. Frumpkin is a cat",3715.79,3722.099,14,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM,"but Frumpkin does not need to be a cat. I could
fly him over as well but I need time, I need about",3722.099,3726.731,14,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM,an hour.,3726.731,3728.1070000000004,14,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, Or swim.,3728.107,3729.608,34,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," I'm actively tracking this creature,
aren't I on a certain level?",3729.608,3732.4480000000003,54,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," I mean, if you want to. You haven't yet
decided to.",3732.448,3736.535,55,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," I hadn't really thought about it. It's
something I can in theory do.",3736.535,3740.899,54,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Because you used your blood on it?,3740.899,3742.663,50,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," No. This would also break my short rest,
wouldn't it?",3742.663,3747.482,54,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Actually, I'd say for the points of
expediency, with the time it has taken you and",3747.482,3750.019,55,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"have these discussion at the edge, it's pushing
2:30 like 3:00 in the morning and both of you have",3750.019,3754.457,55,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,finished the short rest.,3754.457,3756.1259999999997,55,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," I'm going to use Hunter's Bane really
quickly and look at the track for a second.",3756.126,3764.6910000000003,54,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," You get your blood maledict and you can use
your hit dice if you want.",3764.691,3768.031,55,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," Yeah, I'm going to do both of those.",3768.061,3770.025,54,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," I changed my mind, I believe I used arcane
recovery during the day. So forget it.",3770.025,3774.884,14,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Yeah, it's gone.",3774.884,3777.31,55,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, You can hit dice it.,3777.31,3778.8089999999997,34,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," I bet you have a thing where you can click
it on.",3778.809,3781.007,50,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, Now I'm at 12 hit points.,3781.007,3783.243,54,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," That's better, there you go.",3783.243,3784.9719999999998,55,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, 12?,3784.972,3786.6470000000004,56,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Better than one.,3786.647,3788.911,55,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," Yay 12 hit points. I'm going to see if I
can help with the tracking because I'm going to",3788.911,3799.457,54,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN,start actively tracking this particular creature.,3799.457,3801.868,54,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Make a survival check.,3801.868,3803.379,55,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," Survival check? Which I have advantage
on.",3803.379,3805.8489999999997,54,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," You have advantage on it because it's a
feat.",3805.849,3808.36,55,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," If I have an hour to do some
ritual casting, yeah.",3808.36,3811.07,14,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, 18.,3811.07,3812.04,54,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Looking at the imprint you follow back the
direction of the carnival and you can see the path",3812.356,3819.0860000000002,55,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"because it was a beeline toward the Ustaloch. The
best you can tell because the water picks up",3819.086,3827.665,55,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"there's no trail to pick up in the water. Looking
at the trajectory, it was very intently making its",3827.665,3832.736,55,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"way towards the water either avoiding making any
more tracks and making it difficult to follow.",3832.736,3838.839,55,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, Guy went into the water.,3838.839,3841.191,54,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, That's what we figured.,3841.191,3846.2259999999997,50,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," Do you think he's trying to swim all the
way to the other side or you think he's just going",3846.226,3850.333,54,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN,around the lake?,3850.333,3851.761,54,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," We're not lucky enough to have any small
boats along the shores that have been beached?",3851.761,3855.49,56,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Not near you. There's the one that you saw
the two fishermen are at right now. Then further",3855.49,3860.486,55,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"into the city the docks, there's plenty of boats
that are tied up and locked.",3860.486,3865.455,55,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," At the level two-- Oh sorry, go ahead.",3865.455,3867.488,14,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, Go ahead.,3867.488,3868.6079999999997,51,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," It's a rules question, you go for it.",3868.608,3870.467,14,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," Even if we find this thing, if we rest
camping out then we're not at the tavern.",3870.467,3881.861,51,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," Yeah, we got like four hours until
sunrise.",3881.861,3885.212,56,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," Do any of us know what's beyond? Like what's
on the other side of this lake? Is it a mountain?",3885.212,3889.945,34,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Straight across.,3889.945,3891.243,50,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," The other side of the lake, from what you
know, because you were traveling southward towards",3891.243,3896.378,55,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"it, there's no major landmass on the other side of
the lake. It's just open field. You notice what",3896.378,3900.253,55,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"looks to be some sort of a bulge in the landmass
in the center. Too large to be the toad, but it",3900.253,3905.1870000000004,55,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"does seem to break up the water horizon from that
vantage point.",3905.187,3908.0319999999997,55,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, It could have gone to the island.,3908.192,3909.705,50,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, I bet that's exactly where it is.,3909.705,3911.413,51,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," How do we feel about the knowledge that
it's somewhere here in the lake, perhaps, or the",3911.413,3916.759,56,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS,"other side? Circling back tomorrow? At least we'll
avoid suspicion if we're at the inn.",3916.759,3921.705,56,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Will you be able to keep tracking it? After you sleep?,3921.705,3924.44,50,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," I don't know. I'm not sure. Maybe. Could
be.",3924.44,3930.721,54,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," It's not like a mental tracking ability.
It's to be able to see details of the specific",3930.721,3934.087,55,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,type of tracks.,3934.087,3935.295,55,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," I legitimately do not know how it works.
Sorry.",3935.295,3938.8160000000003,54,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Just like any other tracking, you still need
to have things to follow. You can read damage in",3938.816,3945.8039999999996,55,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"the forest to see if something barreled through.
You can follow tracks. You can see blood",3945.804,3948.869,55,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"splatters. Any sort of thing that can give you an idea of
where something went that is of those types of creatures.",3948.869,3954.25,55,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," Do I know what he was, by the way?",3954.25,3956.626,54,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, He was a fiend.,3956.626,3958.309,50,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," With the knowledge of it being a fiend, go
ahead and make a religion check.",3958.309,3962.578,55,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, And I get advantage on that.,3962.696,3965.616,54,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," You do, actually.",3965.616,3967.316,55,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, Religion check? 15.,3967.316,3971.096,54,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," 15? Now that they've mentioned a fiend, it seems
familiar, but the most you can get is",3971.096,3984.551,55,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"a memory that you don't know where it
came from, this memory of horrible toad-like",3984.551,3990.437,55,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,demonic creatures that exist to the far east in Xhorhas.,3990.437,3994.0769999999998,55,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"That's as much as you can recall. But you're
definitely sitting here now with this memory",3994.077,3999.5490000000004,55,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"that comes to mind, going, ""This whole time! This 
whole time--""",3999.68,4002.921,55,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," This whole time I've been sitting with
this.",4002.921,4004.9739999999997,54,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," Rules question. Caleb is too fucking poor to
change Frumpkin's shape willy-nilly because it's",4004.974,4014.367,57,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM,"ten gold pieces worth of charcoal, incense, and
herbs, which I don't have. So he's a cat for the",4014.367,4021.692,57,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM,foreseeable future.,4021.692,4023.565,57,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, Do you just need ten gold pieces?,4023.565,4025.381,34,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," I need incense, herbs, and charcoal.",4025.5,4028.692,57,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, Are you saying this out loud?,4028.692,4030.556,54,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," No, I'm just talking in my accent to you.",4030.556,4032.7980000000002,57,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," Listening to this, I reach in. 
I've got some incense.",4032.798,4036.823,54,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, Do you have charcoal?,4036.823,4038.8979999999997,57,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, I'm sure we can find some charcoal.,4038.898,4041.789,61,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," Isn't this impressive enough that I
happen to have some incense?",4041.789,4043.8430000000003,54,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, If we can get back into town somehow.,4043.843,4046.0719999999997,62,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," We're going to go shopping at three in the
morning?",4046.072,4048.321,34,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Technically, elements of that guard's body
are charcoal now.",4048.321,4051.267,59,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," That's what I was going to say.
Let's go back and raid the fire.",4051.267,4054.9269999999997,58,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," There'd also be a fire inside the inn,
to be fair. Charcoal is-- it's not like it's hard to get.",4054.927,4059.31,54,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," And you two seem to be able to move freely,
without suspicion.",4059.464,4062.634,63,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," That's true, you can go shopping more.",4062.634,4064.523,54,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, I will.,4064.523,4066.277,64,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," Let's go maintain the illusion of
innocence for the evening.",4066.277,4069.7780000000002,54,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, Should we walk the cart off?,4069.778,4073.5429999999997,58,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Yeah, yeah, yeah!",4073.543,4075.395,60,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," And leave it outside town as we're
making our way back.",4075.395,4083.792,63,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS,"Maybe give the horse a little spank 
on the ass and send it on its way.",4083.792,4086.519,63,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, See where it goes. I like that.,4086.519,4088.6659999999997,58,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, Shall we?,4088.666,4092.188,63,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, It's open 24 hours.,4092.188,4093.9480000000003,60,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," That random book about fiends has all the
answers about the fiend we're chasing. Let's go",4093.948,4099.099,64,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM,get it.,4099.099,4100.784000000001,64,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Yeah. You should do that.,4100.784,4102.074,60,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," Xhorhas. It's a creature from Xhorhas.
I'm pretty sure, I don't know. We'll see.",4102.074,4108.303,54,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN,"God, I'm remembering something.",4108.303,4112.768,54,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Let's go.,4112.768,4114.128,60,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, We head back.,4114.128,4115.750999999999,63,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," We go along the lake, then off to the edge,
and then we're going to give the horse a slap and send",4115.751,4120.886,58,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA,him off past--,4121.153,4122.683,58,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Okay, so the cart makes its way. 
The two fishermen you see are in the process",4122.683,4127.502,59,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"of tying up nets and bags of things, and they just
stop and watch you guys ride by, then go about the",4127.502,4135.851000000001,59,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"rest of their work. You continue with the cart,
pulling it up toward the southern edge of where the",4136.008,4141.973,59,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"Ustaloch meets Trostenwald, and you can abandon it
there, or you said you wanted to send it somewhere?",4141.973,4149.607,59,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," I don't think we would have taken the cart
past the fishermen. Are we going to do that?",4149.607,4155.001,60,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," I thought we were going to head back 
to the village, to a good distance.",4155.001,4158.434,63,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," How much ground did we cover, I don't know?",4158.434,4161.77,64,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, So what are you doing?,4161.77,4163.898,59,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," We're taking the cart back to a distance
from the city.",4163.898,4168.296,63,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, Half a mile.,4168.296,4169.548000000001,64,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," Yeah, and then letting the horses run,
so the-- sending the track off.",4169.548,4172.9349999999995,63,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, I see. Okay.,4172.935,4174.472000000001,59,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," I don't think we would have gone right past
the fishermen that would be able to identify us.",4174.472,4179.951,60,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, Using the lake to hide tracks.,4179.951,4182.144,58,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Okay, so you guys head the opposite direction for a
little ways after the field. All right. Who's spooking the horses?",4182.144,4188.628000000001,59,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, That's your specialty.,4188.628,4190.67,64,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, Whack with the stick.,4190.67,4193.701,58,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Make an animal handling check.,4193.701,4196.144,59,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," Please roll bad. If there is any 
justice in the world...",4196.144,4201.49,63,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," It's not great. Thanks, Travis. Thanks. Six.",4201.49,4206.019,58,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, Six? To hit a horse?,4206.153,4208.816,34,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, Correctly hit a horse!,4208.816,4211.272,58,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, The horse whimpers; you hurt a horse.,4211.272,4215.138,60,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, What's your armor class?,4215.138,4216.834,59,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, 17.,4216.834,4218.632,58,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," 17? As soon as you hit it, there's a
(whinny) and there's a split-second where you watch",4218.632,4223.629999999999,59,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"its back leg muscle twitch, and you duck out of the
way just as its back hooves (whoosh) past your face.",4223.63,4229.549,59,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," I'm going to walk over to the horses and--
they're trained horses.",4229.598,4233.971,54,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Yeah.,4233.971,4235.313999999999,59,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," I'm going to go whisper in their ear and
give them a little pat.",4235.314,4237.859,54,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Make an animal handling check.,4237.859,4242.89,59,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," You rolled shit, too!",4242.89,4244.999000000001,60,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, Nine.,4244.999,4246.516,54,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, Horses are our new door!,4246.516,4252.313999999999,63,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, Drops a couple of horse apples.,4252.39,4254.058,64,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," I didn't get advantage on that because I knew
the animals, did I?",4254.058,4256.289,54,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," No. You knew the animals, but you weren't
the animal handler.",4256.289,4259.9349999999995,59,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," I use Thaumaturgy and I make the sound of
like a predator behind them.",4259.935,4263.534000000001,60,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Okay. I'll give you an animal handling check
with advantage, because it's fun.",4263.534,4268.1539999999995,59,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, I'm into this.,4268.154,4269.825000000001,54,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Okay, 13!",4269.825,4272.346,60,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," 13! It's above a ten, guys! Awesome!",4272.346,4276.489,59,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, This is Romper Room!,4280.44,4282.888,54,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Yeah, I know! With a crack, and a heavy
echoing snarling sound in the vicinity, both",4282.888,4288.4529999999995,59,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"horses kick up and go into a full gallop sprint
away from the direction of you, the cart being",4288.453,4295.531000000001,59,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"dragged behind it. They continue to go into the
shadow. You don't know how long they're going to go.",4295.531,4301.344,59,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, I cast Thaumaturgy! (quacks),4301.344,4303.879,64,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," By the time you guys make it back to the
inn--",4303.879,4308.774,59,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Those ducks are scary!,4308.774,4310.595,60,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Are you guys being careful, or are you just
walking back?",4310.595,4312.586,59,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, We're being careful.,4312.586,4314.06,60,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," I'd like you all to roll a stealth check,
please.",4314.06,4315.921,59,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," I'm going to use Mask of Many Faces to
make myself look old.",4315.921,4318.904,63,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, Natural 20.,4318.904,4320.4980000000005,54,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," What was that? I don't even know what that
was.",4320.498,4322.736,34,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, Look at all that stuff!,4322.736,4325.072,54,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, I'm going to-- Does anybody have shitty stealth?,4325.072,4329.527,60,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," I can't even see myself with this
roll.",4329.527,4333.16,54,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," I do, but I rolled 12.",4333.16,4335.343,64,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Well okay, I was going to give anybody
advantage, but here you go.",4335.343,4339.773999999999,60,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, Thank you.,4339.774,4341.693,34,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Wow, that was bad.",4341.693,4344.216,60,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," You have advantage, right? Roll again!",4344.216,4346.963000000001,64,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, I already rolled once.,4346.963,4348.603,34,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," 18, but I'm also--",4348.603,4350.635,63,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, 16.,4350.635,4354.338000000001,64,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, 17.,4354.338,4355.313,58,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, 18.,4355.313,4356.376,60,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," Technically, my stealth would be 23.",4356.376,4357.552000000001,54,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, 11.,4357.552,4358.5419999999995,34,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," All right, that's fine. You manage to make
it to the Nestled Nook Inn without any prying eyes",4358.542,4361.5830000000005,59,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"seeing too deeply into your movement. You get back
to your rooms as the very faint distant change of",4361.583,4375.094999999999,59,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"black night begins to turn to the faintest of blue
of morning curling over. You guys go to your",4375.095,4384.232,59,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"respective rooms, and you take a rest?",4384.232,4385.889,59,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, We should go to sleep.,4385.889,4387.478,60,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," I'm going to dig some charcoal out of the
remains of the fire in the common room and then go",4387.478,4393.195,64,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM,to bed.,4393.195,4394.514,64,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Okay. The owner watches you do that and
she's just, ""Whatever.""",4394.514,4398.8460000000005,59,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, Don't thank me. Lovely inn. Good night.,4398.846,4402.803,64,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," ""Don't get anything else dirty!""",4402.803,4405.757,59,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, Just going to draw some dicks!,4405.757,4408.148999999999,64,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, You guys complete a long rest.,4408.149,4410.951,59,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, We made it!,4410.951,4413.96,63,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, One day down. Two days down!,4413.96,4420.301,34,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Do we reset our max hit points when we take
a long rest?",4420.301,4424.546,60,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Your max hit points? I mean, your max hit
points are your max hit points.",4424.546,4429.305,65,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," When you hit 'long rest', it should
auto-reset.",4429.305,4433.291,54,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," With D&D Beyond, it does the work for you.",4433.291,4435.776,34,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," Wait, is there a rest button?",4435.776,4439.047,64,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," There is, there are two rest buttons, Liam.",4439.047,4441.098999999999,34,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, Where are they?,4441.099,4442.351000000001,64,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," They're down towards the bottom, short rest
or long rest.",4442.351,4446.21,34,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, Whoa!,4446.21,4448.313,64,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," I fell asleep in my sketchbook, halfway
through my drawing of the two zombie guards making out.",4448.313,4457.585,60,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, Gross. Were they dead?,4457.585,4461.628,34,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," They're zombies, so yeah!",4461.628,4463.839,60,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," Slightly hotter, okay.",4463.839,4465.496,54,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, One arm is like off to the side.,4465.496,4467.904,60,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, Way hotter.,4467.904,4469.410000000001,54,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," With full rests completed, consciousness
comes to on the outside of Jester's room with the",4469.41,4481.228,67,guards,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,heavy sound of (knocking).,4481.228,4483.381,67,guards,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, Jester!,4483.381,4485.512000000001,58,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Is that our door?,4485.512,4486.907999999999,60,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, I think so.,4486.908,4488.415,58,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Hold on, I'm naked!",4488.415,4490.188,60,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," Yeah, hold on, she's naked! Do you want
to get it? Or should I get it?",4490.188,4495.279,58,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, I'll get it!,4495.279,4496.776000000001,60,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, Maybe I should get it.,4496.776,4498.3189999999995,58,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," No, I get up, I get it. Hello!",4498.319,4500.429,60,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," You open the door. The same two crownsguard
that had come the day before.",4500.429,4503.903,69,Yorda,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Did you come back to play some games?,4503.903,4506.742,60,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," ""No. We came to tell you that you'll be
needed for the investigation and questioning",4506.742,4515.837,69,Yorda,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"""within the next three hours to arrive at the
behest of the Lawmaster at the stockade.""",4515.837,4524.252,69,Yorda,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," Why didn't you just come and get us when
you were ready for us?",4524.252,4527.76,58,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Well, you know, we might want to brush our
teeth.",4527.76,4530.185,60,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, Does that take you three hours?,4530.185,4532.178000000001,58,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, No. Now we have time to--,4532.178,4536.012,60,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," ""We'll be back in three hours.""",4536.012,4538.817,69,Yorda,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Okay. I'll see you soon! I miss you
already!",4538.817,4543.256,60,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," (door creaking) Habit of creeping out guards,
I like this. The rest of you come to consciousness.",4543.256,4553.885,69,Yorda,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"You're rested. At this point in time, it's
past noon. It's about two in the afternoon.",4553.953,4561.749000000001,69,Yorda,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," No knock on our door, only you two.",4561.829,4564.365,66,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Well, no. It's these two currently, 
for the moment. Then-- (knocking).",4564.365,4571.224999999999,69,Yorda,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, Your jury summons is (groans).,4571.331,4574.025000000001,66,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Just finishing up with them.,4574.025,4575.71,69,Yorda,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," It's two o'clock in the afternoon, you
said? When we woke up?!",4575.71,4578.508,60,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Yes.,4578.508,4579.615,69,Yorda,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," We got back in the middle of the night. No
real job here.",4579.615,4583.956,68,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, I'll open the door.,4583.956,4585.87,66,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Two guards are there.,4585.87,4587.32,69,Yorda,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, Yes?,4587.32,4588.437,66,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," ""Sorry to disturb, the investigation will
require you in about three hours.""",4588.437,4593.869,69,Yorda,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, I just shut the door.,4593.869,4596.090999999999,66,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," Love it! It's my favorite. I was waiting
for it.",4596.091,4599.444,58,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," All right, so. What are you guys doing?",4599.444,4603.6990000000005,69,Yorda,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, Go down for breakfast?,4603.731,4607.798,34,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, I go down. It's Yorda who runs the place?,4607.798,4611.311,68,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Correct.,4611.311,4612.357999999999,69,Yorda,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," I find Yorda. Excuse me, a question about
the town.",4612.358,4615.131,68,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," She's right in the middle of pouring a drink, 
she's like, ""Right! What do you need?""",4615.131,4619.242,69,Yorda,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, Is there a pawn shop anywhere in this city?,4619.333,4622.429999999999,68,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," ""If you're looking for strange wares in
general, then your best look would be Burnished Bibelots.""",4622.43,4632.776,69,Yorda,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, Thank you.,4632.776,4635.856,68,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," ""You might be able to talk to, let's see
here-- Lochward General might be interested in",4635.856,4646.222,69,Yorda,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"""buying a few things.""",4646.222,4647.491,69,Yorda,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, Wockwurt?,4647.491,4648.479,68,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Lochward General.,4648.479,4649.578,69,Yorda,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," Lochward's General, of course. Excuse me.
That's in the Lochward, then?",4649.578,4654.029,68,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Aye, it's about three blocks up north.",4654.029,4656.703,69,Yorda,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," Only been here two days. Okay, you are down
here?",4656.703,4663.465,68,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, I'm always with you.,4663.465,4665.22,34,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," Yeah, okay. That flask.",4665.22,4669.909000000001,68,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, Yes? You saw that?,4669.909,4672.248,34,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," Yes, I did see it.",4672.248,4674.44,68,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, Sorry!,4674.44,4675.98,34,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," No, I'm not sorry at all, but I have a big
favor to ask you. That's very valuable what you",4675.98,4680.785,68,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM,have there. Do you know that is made of platinum?,4680.785,4683.211,68,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," Would I know that it's made of platinum, just
from glancing at it and feeling it?",4683.211,4687.418000000001,34,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," It looks very pretty. Make an intelligence
check.",4687.418,4691.295999999999,69,Yorda,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, Not great. Just an intelligence check?,4691.296,4697.319,34,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Yes, just your modifier.",4697.319,4698.743,69,Yorda,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, Eight.,4698.743,4700.201,34,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, It's very shiny.,4700.201,4701.608,69,Yorda,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," Let me explain it to you. That little bottle
is worth a great deal. It can buy you many full bottles.",4701.608,4707.802000000001,68,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, I don't want to get rid of it.,4707.802,4710.317,34,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," Would you like to trade that for many bottles
of booze? Many.",4710.317,4714.724,68,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," That is a tough decision. But this is the
only one I have! I only have one flask.",4714.724,4724.311000000001,34,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," We could buy you another flask that can hold
whiskey just as well as that one. Here's the",4724.311,4729.61,68,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM,"thing, you know that I was very interested in
those books. We came here for books and booze.",4729.61,4734.864,68,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM,"You've gotten a little booze, but we can get a lot
and those books are expensive and I know that we",4734.864,4740.891,68,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM,"can get enough money for it and I really don't
feel like pushing our luck with the law here in",4740.891,4746.111,68,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM,town and pulling a fast one again.,4746.111,4748.825,68,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," Oh, but it's so pretty. How about this for a
counteroffer: how much are the books?",4748.825,4756.88,34,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, They were worth a total of 13 gold.,4756.88,4760.688,68,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, Here!,4760.688,4762.4890000000005,34,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, Did she just hand me 13 gold?,4762.489,4766.03,68,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Yes.,4766.03,4768.027999999999,69,Yorda,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, I like this better.,4768.103,4769.624,70,not,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM,(laughter),4769.624,4771.813,70,not,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," I take her by the head and I rustle our
heads together.",4771.813,4774.287,68,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, Stop!,4774.287,4775.773,70,not,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," That's a good deal. I leave to find that
place.",4775.773,4779.475,68,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, I come with him.,4779.475,4781.062000000001,70,not,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," Oh, you're coming too? What a good day this
is! All right, let's go shopping!",4781.062,4785.037,68,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," All right, you guys make your way to Burnished
Bibelots. It is open, though there is nobody",4785.037,4792.006,69,Yorda,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"currently inside the interior. As you go to the
door, it opens up and you see the same cluttered",4792.006,4797.444,69,Yorda,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"mess of the inside. There across the way you see
the tiny gnome gentleman who's up on top of his",4797.444,4804.910000000001,69,Yorda,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"desk, his legs folded over each other. He's
looking through a book right now, as he's thumbing",4804.91,4808.969,69,Yorda,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"through, ""Hello!""",4808.969,4811.6630000000005,69,Yorda,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," Hello there, my friend! Just as I said, I've
returned. I have what we agreed on. 13 gold for",4811.663,4820.164,68,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM,these two books that we discussed.,4820.164,4822.433,68,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," ""Yes! Okay. Good! I have them held right here!""
He reaches back and then has to arrange himself again.",4822.433,4831.776,72,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, And dies.,4831.776,4833.508,66,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, Free books!,4833.508,4838.3009999999995,73,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, The best day ever!,4838.301,4840.851000000001,58,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Eventually he crawls off the top of the
desk, gets down there, puts the two books on the",4840.851,4846.103999999999,72,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"top. ""Wonderful doing business with you!"" Slides
them forward to you, counts--",4846.104,4856.597000000001,72,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, These are the same two books? As yesterday?,4856.664,4859.434,75,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," ""Those are the ones you told me to hold for
you, yes.""",4859.434,4861.621,72,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," Oh, I was asking Matthew, these are the same
two books?",4861.621,4863.432,75,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Yes they are.,4863.432,4864.402999999999,72,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, Oh good! Excellent!,4864.403,4866.109,75,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, Your accent is confusing.,4866.109,4867.429,71,veth,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," I know, it's confusing when you speak
with the accent all the time!",4867.429,4869.429,76,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," I never stopped with the British either last
time, so I'm never going to stop. Oh, I'm so",4869.429,4875.777,75,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM,"happy, and I'm saying this out loud as Caleb. Good
day to you!",4875.777,4881.528,75,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, Sure you don't want to--,4881.528,4883.8330000000005,71,veth,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," I scoop up Nott and I just start dancing
down the street with her up onto my shoulders!",4883.833,4887.889999999999,75,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," Sure you don't want stay here and shop around
some more? Okay!",4887.89,4890.076,71,veth,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," No! We have plans to make with our new
friends! Let's go get some breakfast!",4890.076,4893.728,75,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," Okay, but I could've perused some of the
aisles and it's a long-- okay!",4893.728,4896.545,71,veth,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, Nope! We're away!,4896.545,4898.419,75,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, No hands in your pockets order.,4898.419,4900.889,66,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," You guys make your way back as the rest of
you have come to consciousness and you head",4900.889,4905.9130000000005,77,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,down to the tavern.,4905.913,4908.138,77,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Cool. Why are you guys so happy?,4908.138,4912.6269999999995,76,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," Good shopping run. Where did you get 13
gold?",4912.627,4916.668000000001,78,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," I've always had it, you never asked for any.",4916.668,4921.4529999999995,71,veth,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," Good to know. I don't need to know anything
more, I'm just happy that you have it. I'm",4921.453,4926.284000000001,78,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM,thankful.,4926.284,4927.2789999999995,78,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," I collect things. Among them are pieces
of gold. I have more.",4927.279,4932.985000000001,80,veth,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," I just squeeze the cheeks, and I look at my
books!",4932.985,4937.022999999999,78,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, Ooh! You made my cheeks all green!,4937.023,4940.268,80,veth,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," So it'll take you a few hours to go through
those books.",4940.268,4943.45,77,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," Yes. I will start on the one about fiends
because it is topical!",4943.45,4948.674,78,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," You begin to read through it. In the tavern
at the table, or do you want to read in your room?",4948.674,4955.084,77,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,Up to you.,4955.084,4956.155,77,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, No I'm going to read here. Good focus!,4956.155,4957.835999999999,78,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Can I look at one of your books?,4957.836,4959.433,76,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," Yeah, go away.",4959.433,4960.922,78,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Is that a yes? You said yes.,4960.922,4963.516,76,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," I shove the book deep into my belt near my
dick so she doesn't want to go near it!",4963.516,4967.919,78,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, I'm not afraid of dicks.,4967.919,4970.4039999999995,76,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, She's not your sister anymore.,4970.404,4972.650000000001,58,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, Good point. Hey now.,4972.65,4976.5779999999995,78,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," He gets like this when he's studying. He gets
very focused, it's best not to disturb him.",4976.578,4984.063,80,veth,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," It's an interesting book. It talks about
different forms of fiends and demons and the",4984.063,4988.627,77,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"hierarchy of the Nine Hells. It talks about myths
and stories of devils and demons interfering with",4988.627,4996.044000000001,77,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"the lives of mortals. A lot of it is fables, a lot
of it is warnings and things that parents would",4996.044,5005.702,77,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"tell to keep their children from wandering in the
darkness. But it does have little tidbits of",5005.702,5011.0650000000005,77,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"information about different types, and they talk
about horned devils, and they talk about the great",5011.065,5016.2609999999995,77,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"and terrible balor and pit fiend, and it seems to
be a jumble between both demons and devils.",5016.261,5022.9490000000005,77,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Can I look over his shoulder the whole time
he's reading it?",5022.949,5027.620999999999,76,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Sure, if he lets you.",5027.621,5029.808,77,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, I do not let her. I am in a corner.,5029.808,5031.672,78,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, And it's about 2:30 to 3:00?,5031.672,5035.192999999999,79,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Right now, it's about three.",5035.193,5037.035,77,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," In the next couple hours they said they
would call for us.",5037.035,5039.505,79,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Yes.,5039.505,5040.919,77,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, Should we go look for the toad?,5040.919,5044.053,80,veth,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," I was going to say, did they come to your
room as well?",5044.053,5047.515,79,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Yeah. In a couple hours.,5047.515,5050.531,76,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," Should we talk about what we're going to
say to them? Do we need to corroborate our stories?",5050.531,5055.54,58,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," I mean, we tell the truth, we did nothing
wrong.",5055.54,5057.875,79,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," That's right, we were in this inn the whole
time.",5057.875,5060.517,76,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, That's true. Yeah.,5060.517,5062.516,58,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," I was thinking that if we get out of there
tonight, fingers crossed, we should probably think",5062.516,5068.750999999999,79,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS,"about acquiring some sort of vessel to explore the
lake tonight.",5068.751,5072.127,79,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, We can definitely steal a boat.,5072.127,5074.5,76,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, We know where a good fisherman's boat is.,5074.5,5077.096,58,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," Or I may be able to arrange free passage
on a vessel.",5077.096,5080.388999999999,79,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," What, how?",5080.389,5081.68,58,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," I have a little knack with, you know.",5081.68,5084.965,79,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, He was a sailor! That's how I met him!,5084.965,5088.287,76,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," Well, for a bit.",5088.287,5090.169,79,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," Wow, that's pretty cool.",5090.169,5094.157,58,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, How long was that for?,5094.157,5095.634,78,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, Few years.,5095.634,5097.243,79,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," As soon as Caleb looks up, I look in his
book. What is your book about?",5097.243,5102.859,76,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," Oh, this is about grumpkins and
periwinkles.",5102.859,5108.227000000001,78,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, (gasps) Those are my favorite!,5108.227,5111.153,76,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, What is a periwinkle?,5111.153,5112.494000000001,78,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Are there drawings of them?,5112.494,5114.36,76,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," Occasional drawings. There's no penises
drawn in this book so I don't think you'd be",5114.36,5118.808,78,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM,interested.,5118.808,5120.231,78,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, Any toad creatures?,5120.231,5121.852,54,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," You do find one interesting tidbit of
information that piques your interest.",5121.852,5129.663,77,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," Ooh, he has it written down? On a thing?",5129.663,5133.092,80,veth,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," Oh, the first piece of paper of the
game!",5133.092,5135.5199999999995,54,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, What's it say?,5135.52,5138.384,58,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," If he decides he wants to share, it's up to
him.",5138.384,5141.194,77,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," Leave me alone, I'm reading.",5141.194,5143.513000000001,78,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," Caleb, we're bored! Tell us a story!",5143.513,5147.132,58,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," I need 20 actual seconds to see what the
piece of paper says!",5147.132,5151.981,78,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, Have you read it now? What's it say?,5151.981,5155.3949999999995,54,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," So Fjord, you're very acquainted with seamen
then? Having been on the water for so long?",5155.395,5161.7210000000005,80,veth,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, Sure am! Yep.,5161.721,5166.111999999999,79,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, Have you heard that joke a lot?,5166.112,5167.888,58,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," I have. It gets funnier every time, though,
I got to say. It's all in the delivery.",5167.888,5173.558,79,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," He laughed at it the first 20 times I
said it to him.",5173.558,5178.438,76,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," So wait, do you seamen have cloisters in
Trostenwald?",5178.438,5188.4710000000005,58,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," Are there clusters of seamen around you at
all times?",5188.471,5192.410999999999,80,veth,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," Is it too early in the campaign to walk
away? And I fucking saunter away.",5192.411,5201.612,79,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, And I saunter away. I mosy away.,5201.612,5207.979,80,veth,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM,(laughter),5208.033,5213.352000000001,80,veth,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," As Fjord slowly walks away from the table,
not engaging with your comedic advances.",5213.352,5219.227,77,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," Do I remember people talking about
nightmares from the past couple of days? Not Liam,",5219.227,5223.83,78,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM,but Caleb?,5223.83,5225.148,78,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," No, you didn't inquire or question.",5225.148,5227.701,77,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," Okay, and I didn't overhear, okay.",5227.701,5229.753,78,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, What does it say?,5229.753,5232.896,76,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," I mean, it's chock-a-block with a lot of
things, most of it probably untrue and stories to",5232.896,5241.206999999999,78,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM,"scare your children, but there is some sort of
demon that is described as being fat and rotund,",5241.207,5252.254,78,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM,"and it talks about-- I mean, this is too
coincidental, it can't be the thing that we're--",5252.254,5257.665,78,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM,"what are the odds of something being in this book,
and it's what we're chasing today? But this is",5257.665,5261.948,78,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM,"describing some sort of scaled demon that feeds on
people in the night, when they're sleeping, and it",5261.948,5277.191000000001,78,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM,"leaves corrupted, undead corpses behind, known as
husks.",5277.191,5283.496,81,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," That is what they look like. They look like
husks!",5283.496,5287.171,76,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, They did look like husks.,5287.171,5288.76,58,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, And we didn't see anybody it fed on.,5288.76,5290.789000000001,79,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," Does this book-- is it of this town, or?",5290.789,5294.824,81,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Oh no, it's a general book about--",5294.824,5297.893,77,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," General book, could be anywhere.",5297.893,5299.5,81,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Anywhere, anything, it doesn't even mention
locations. It's just, ""This is some lore about",5299.5,5304.531,77,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"""devils and demons!""",5304.531,5306.205,77,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," Kylre's been around for a while, though!
And this is new, right? I feel like-- Was there nothing?",5306.205,5316.216,54,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, How well did you know Kylre?,5316.216,5318.222000000001,79,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," I mean, not that well. Of everybody, the
least.",5318.222,5321.402999999999,54,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, You haven't heard the word nergaliid?,5321.403,5324.31,81,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, That's a--,5324.31,5327.601000000001,54,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," As soon as he says that, it triggers
something in your brain, and that thought you had",5327.601,5333.302,77,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"the other night clicks. Like, that's what it was
that was escaping you. Nergaliid.",5333.302,5339.393,77,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, I have heard that word before.,5339.393,5341.995,54,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, Because that's what I'm talking about here.,5341.995,5344.7519999999995,81,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," Oh dear. Oh, why can't I remember? It
was so long ago.",5344.752,5352.43,54,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," Okay, so what was Mr. Frogman's diet?",5352.43,5360.762000000001,58,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," Yeah, what did he feast on?",5360.762,5363.5869999999995,79,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, What did he eat?,5363.587,5365.135,54,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, He ate what was given to him.,5365.135,5366.769,77,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, He ate what we had!,5366.769,5368.847000000001,54,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," He seemed like a lizard man, from what you
knew and experienced. He thought it was fine.",5368.847,5374.955,77,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,There was no draw to it.,5374.955,5376.728,77,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, You never noticed him eating people before?,5376.728,5379.207,82,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," I feel like I would've taken note of it.
I don't necessarily know I would've commented on",5379.207,5384.935,54,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN,"it, but I would've noted it.",5384.935,5386.585,54,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Okay.,5386.585,5387.523,82,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, And it was not noted.,5387.523,5388.588,54,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," Once again, I have no idea if this is the
creature that we're in pursuit of, but this talks",5388.588,5392.704,81,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM,"about it not eating food, but siphoning the life
off of mortal creatures, but not to the point of",5392.704,5399.188,81,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM,"death or harming them. They might not even notice
that it's happening.",5399.188,5405.019,81,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, Oh no.,5405.019,5406.478,54,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," (gasps) That's what was happening to Toya.
Maybe all of you.",5406.478,5410.304,82,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," It says that this thing has two types of
feeding: one is slow and unnoticeable, maybe, and",5410.304,5419.0740000000005,81,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM,one is quick with much pain and anguish.,5419.074,5423.326,81,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Does it say anything about it hiding in
water?",5423.326,5425.687,82,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, No.,5425.687,5427.7119999999995,81,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Does it say anything about it liking the
sound of song?",5427.712,5431.3240000000005,82,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, It does not.,5431.324,5433.330999999999,81,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Is it related at all to the periwinkles you
were talking about before?",5433.331,5438.611,82,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," It's not possible he's trying to head
back to Xhorhas, is it? I said out loud.",5438.611,5446.174,54,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," I think we saw both the fast and the
slow feeding methods.",5446.174,5450.836,79,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, Kylre was not a talker.,5450.836,5452.968,54,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Does it say how to kill it?,5452.968,5455.963,82,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," Yeah, weaknesses? Vulnerabilities?",5455.963,5458.7029999999995,79,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, Stabbing?,5458.703,5460.312000000001,54,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Well, most fiends are weak to holy damage,
right?",5460.312,5471.016,82,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Make a religion check.,5471.016,5474.125,77,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," Can I also do this? I'm thinking about
everything I hear.",5474.125,5478.509,54,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Sure, I'll let you roll for it.",5478.509,5480.603,77,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," They have a vulnerability to poppyseed
muffins.",5480.603,5486.162,80,veth,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, Nine.,5486.162,5487.1720000000005,54,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, 14.,5487.172,5488.4259999999995,82,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," You don't get the idea that most devils or
demons have a vulnerability to radiant or holy",5488.426,5496.969,77,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"damage. Some might, some don't, but you're
unable to take a bead on this. The book you have",5496.969,5501.911,77,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"is informative from an encyclopedia standpoint.
It's sort of storytelling and an informative",5501.911,5507.213,83,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"thing, but it's not a catalog about all the
aspects and details of each creature.",5507.213,5510.663,83,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," Right, it's a kid's Encyclopedia Britannica,
and scanning through, I saw one thing that popped out.",5510.663,5517.897999999999,81,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Yeah, you were like, wait.",5517.898,5519.712,83,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," May I ask with my intelligence score of 18
and the Keen Mind feat, could we say that Caleb is",5519.712,5526.996,81,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM,a speed reader?,5526.996,5528.714,81,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," In comparison to some, maybe. You're not
Johnny Five-style, I know kung-fu.",5528.714,5536.099,83,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," Believably, not magic.",5536.099,5539.552000000001,81,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Yeah, you can read pretty quick, let's say.
You spend a lot of time by yourself reading.",5539.552,5544.065,83,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," ""Reading.""",5544.065,5546.481,82,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, Good times.,5546.481,5548.237,81,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, In the bathroom.,5548.237,5550.12,84,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, Clusters of semen all around you.,5550.12,5552.657,54,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," It was still funny when it was just implied.
You can paint it across the wall.",5552.657,5558.96,81,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, Always funny. Always.,5558.96,5561.415,54,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, We're talking about masturbation.,5561.415,5564.834,81,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, Jerking off.,5564.834,5567.952,80,veth,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM,(laughter),5567.952,5574.039000000001,80,veth,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, Would you say that Caleb is a speed-beater?,5574.039,5576.873,81,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, Roll for spanking.,5576.873,5580.272,80,veth,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, From the window to the wall.,5580.272,5582.37,83,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,(laughter and groaning),5582.37,5584.677,83,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," As you guys are having this discussion, the
two guards that had come in earlier come through",5584.677,5594.705,83,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"the main door earlier than the three hours you had
anticipated with another guard in tow. As they",5594.705,5599.265,83,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"rush in they glance around the room and see you
and make a beeline to your table in a very huffed",5599.265,5606.3,83,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"bit of energy. They say, ""You are absolved of
meeting this afternoon. We'll pick this up",5606.3,5614.353,83,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"""tomorrow.""",5614.353,5615.446,83,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, What's going on?,5615.446,5616.367,82,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," Wait, what?",5616.367,5617.532,85,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," ""There have been a series of murders within
the Crownsguard that we are investigating as well.",5617.532,5624.9220000000005,83,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"""This will be part of the investigation tomorrow,
you are not to leave this inn.""",5624.922,5631.141,83,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," But we could help. Obviously, we had nothing to
do with it if people are hurt outside and we were",5631.141,5636.491,82,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA,here the whole time.,5636.491,5638.134,82,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," How are we absolved yet we still have to
be locked in this inn?",5638.134,5641.944,58,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," ""You are absolved of it today. We're still
going to come by tomorrow and have you questioned.",5641.944,5646.627,83,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"""We've arrested Ornna and we have members of the
carnival that have fled that we're currently",5646.627,5650.044000000001,83,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"""seeking at the moment.""",5650.044,5651.512,83,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," You should pick better words next time
that are slightly more clear.",5651.512,5655.82,58,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," ""We'll return tomorrow."" They leave in a
frustrated huff.",5655.82,5661.665999999999,83,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," Well, our day just got freed up.",5661.666,5664.976000000001,90,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, But they still said we couldn't leave.,5664.976,5668.5109999999995,87,veth,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," You could read that other book, at the
very least.",5668.511,5672.182000000001,89,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," I could. I could also-- here's the thing
about my cat. He's a cat, definitely a cat, but is",5672.182,5679.608,81,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM,"also a fey creature. If I have an hour, he doesn't
have to be a cat. He can temporarily be a bird.",5679.608,5685.727,81,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," How much did you say it costs, though?",5685.727,5688.642,88,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," Well, I have a lot of charcoal now, and you
said you have incense on you?",5688.642,5691.655,81,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," I go into my bag and I've got some old,
weird-- I've got a weird little--",5691.655,5696.929999999999,89,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," You've got about eight silvers worth of
incense, and that's a lot.",5696.93,5701.539000000001,91,yorda,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," It's in a very strange, ornate bag
that's covered in strange gems and weird filigree.",5701.539,5709.968,89,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, Does Molly always smell of patchouli?,5709.968,5712.683,87,veth,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, Sandalwood. It's nag champa all over.,5712.683,5719.145,89,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, It's masking the faint scent of horse dung.,5719.145,5722.183,91,yorda,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, What else do you need?,5722.183,5727.365,87,veth,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, Let it all out. Go for it. Don't hold back.,5727.365,5732.621999999999,81,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," Are you sure you want to do this, with
your cat?",5732.622,5735.626,90,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," Yes. I prefer him as a cat, to be honest,
but in a pinch.",5735.626,5742.5380000000005,81,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," Anything else besides a bird? I mean, any
kind of creature?",5742.538,5745.523999999999,90,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," Well, not any kind of creature, but I've made
him an octopus once. There was this one time when",5745.524,5750.39,81,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM,"Nott was very high up in a burning building and we
had no way to get her down.",5750.39,5756.072,81,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," I jumped on to the octopus and it served as
some sort of a landing pad. It killed the octopus,",5756.072,5764.323,87,veth,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM,but I lived.,5764.323,5765.897,87,veth,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Octopuses are very smart.,5765.897,5768.546,88,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, I think it's octopi.,5768.546,5770.304,81,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, I didn't say I was very smart.,5770.304,5772.818,88,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, Enough about the pastries already.,5772.818,5774.548,89,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," It can be killed is an important thing to
know. I only mean, if it's important to you,",5774.625,5778.671,90,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS,"in a moment of danger I would try to save it, but
if that's not important.",5778.671,5782.258000000001,90,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," It can be pricey to keep bringing him back
and all that, but he-- no, you can't kill him.",5782.258,5789.498,81,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, Fair enough. That's very impressive.,5789.498,5791.393,90,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, I've tried.,5791.393,5793.036,87,veth,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, She's eaten him twice.,5793.036,5795.06,81,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, I was very hungry.,5795.06,5797.704000000001,87,veth,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," I will need about an hour of time; I'll probably 
head upstairs. Do you have a pot I could borrow?",5797.704,5806.949,81,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Yorda is currently in the process of sitting
down and checking something underneath the bar and",5806.949,5812.156,91,yorda,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"goes, ""I'm sorry, what was that?""",5812.156,5813.849,91,yorda,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," I was hoping you had an iron pot I could
borrow for-- never mind, I'll use the piss pot.",5813.849,5818.095,81,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM,I'll borrow this.,5818.095,5820.2080000000005,81,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," Yes, of course.",5820.208,5822.040999999999,89,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, Is this enough to jury-rig?,5822.041,5824.807,81,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, How much is the--,5824.807,5826.322999999999,91,yorda,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, It's ten gold.,5826.323,5827.868,81,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," No, you're going to need to go out and buy
some.",5827.868,5829.786,91,yorda,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, That's why I asked.,5829.786,5831.118,81,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," Buy some, what, incense?",5831.118,5832.54,87,veth,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," Okay, this is a joke. I need to actually go
to the incense store.",5832.54,5837.4619999999995,81,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Get ten gold worth of incense?,5837.462,5839.8150000000005,88,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," Charcoal and incense, yeah. 
For this plan to work.",5839.815,5843.121999999999,81,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," There is the remedy store that you've seen
before, and that would be the place to have",5843.177,5845.8279999999995,91,yorda,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,incense and/or herbal type.,5845.828,5847.829000000001,91,yorda,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," I've been to one of these places, it's called
Natural Remedies. Herbs and medicinal things. It's",5847.829,5854.226,87,veth,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM,up the street a bit.,5854.226,5855.772999999999,87,veth,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, Do you have ten gold?,5855.773,5858.0740000000005,81,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, Maybe.,5858.074,5861.771,87,veth,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, I have ten gold.,5861.771,5863.679,90,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, You're going through gold very quickly.,5863.679,5865.6410000000005,88,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, Or I could sneak in and grab it for you.,5865.641,5869.565,87,veth,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, I could help you.,5869.64,5871.243,88,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, That sounds fun.,5871.243,5872.723,87,veth,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," We're still in trouble with the law. I don't
want to push that. If we have the gold, that's the",5872.723,5878.6539999999995,81,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM,safest path.,5878.654,5879.941000000001,81,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," I'm in for a penny. I'm going to throw
a gold in there as well.",5879.941,5883.862999999999,89,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," All right, so you have ten gold between you:
nine from Fjord, and one from Molly.",5883.942,5888.266,91,yorda,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Okay, I'll put one in, then you have only
eight.",5888.266,5892.227,88,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Okay, so eight off. All right, you have the
gold. We'll say for the purposes of expediency,",5892.227,5896.503,91,yorda,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"it's easy enough to go and purchase the necessary
incense and it's quite a bit. For the purposes of",5896.503,5902.5289999999995,91,yorda,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"this ritual, which you've done before, it's quite
a cluster you have to assemble for this. The",5902.529,5906.859,91,yorda,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"chalk's amassed, the other materials you need for
it.",5906.859,5909.383000000001,91,yorda,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," I just saw Jester open her purse.
Dear--!",5909.383,5915.135,89,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," Brain wipe. I'm going to go up to my room and it takes
me an hour to do this. An hour and ten minutes to",5915.135,5928.219,81,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM,be exact. I put the--,5928.219,5930.462,81,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, The ten minutes is clean-up.,5930.462,5933.639,89,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN,(laughter),5933.639,5942.32,89,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," Look at the dungeon master. Is that maybe
the longest facepalm?",5942.397,5948.986,81,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," I don't know, you guys have made me facepalm
pretty long before.",5948.986,5952.927,91,yorda,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," I go upstairs to cast ""Find Familiar"".",5952.927,5955.987999999999,81,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," Oh, you found him!",5955.988,5959.189,58,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, What form?,5959.189,5960.876,91,yorda,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, A sparrow.,5960.876,5962.466,81,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," As you finish the concentration, the cat
form shimmers and condenses into this tiny little",5962.466,5968.984,91,yorda,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"cluster of coal before it sprouts wings and you
glance on your shoulder. (whistles)",5968.984,5975.995000000001,91,yorda,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," I'm sorry, I know this is not your preferred
form, but it is only temporary until I get ten",5975.995,5981.218,81,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM,more gold. Let's go down and get some breakfast.,5981.218,5983.871,81,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," You guys, after waiting patiently and
talking amongst yourselves, Caleb reemerges with a",5983.871,5989.018,91,yorda,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,tiny sparrow.,5989.018,5991.034,91,yorda,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, There he is. He lands on Molly's horn.,5991.034,5997.0,81,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Damn it. Right here?,5997.0,5999.181,88,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," On his horn, yes.",5999.181,6000.646,81,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, Go ahead.,6000.646,6001.959,89,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," This is the lumpiest little bird I've ever
seen.",6001.959,6006.05,88,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," Is his name still Frumpkin, it's just a
bird now?",6006.05,6008.961,58,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," Always Frumpkin, yeah.",6008.961,6010.536,81,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, He's a little feathery Frumpkin.,6010.536,6012.947,89,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," He flits over to Jester's horn. Takes a
dump.",6012.947,6017.716,81,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," I feel so special and blessed, you guys.",6017.716,6023.597000000001,88,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, You look like a princess.,6023.597,6025.146,89,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Thank you.,6025.146,6026.451,88,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," He stays there for the time being. Is this
what we're doing? I can't go anywhere, I'm going",6026.451,6032.008,81,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM,"to be blind and deaf, I have to stay still and
safe. Try not hit me in the head with too many",6032.008,6039.523999999999,81,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM,"things. It'll take a while, but he will go off.",6039.524,6043.320000000001,81,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," Well, if you'd like, you could stay at the
inn, or we could acquire that boat and once you're",6043.32,6049.771,93,Fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS,"on board we could send it out as a sort of a
recon.",6049.771,6053.219,93,Fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, That's true as well.,6053.219,6054.993,81,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," Do sparrows see in the dark? They're daytime
birds.",6054.993,6061.589,87,veth,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," It is daytime right now, it would require
us leaving now.",6061.589,6064.664,93,Fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," We should do this quickly before the light
goes away, right?",6064.664,6066.724,87,veth,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," Well, if we can send the sparrow out, we
can carry him with us if he finds anything.",6066.724,6070.8240000000005,89,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," I could have done a bat, but it's too late
for that now.",6070.824,6073.580999999999,81,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, A what?,6073.581,6074.709,93,Fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, A bat.,6074.709,6075.869,81,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," We should take advantage of the daytime.
Out the windows as we did before?",6075.869,6081.438999999999,93,Fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," Let's let the sparrow see if it can find
anything. Then we know which direction we have to",6081.439,6085.7570000000005,89,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN,"head into so there's not too much meandering
about.",6085.757,6088.306,89,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," Yeah, can we hunker down here while--",6088.306,6090.299,58,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, Until there's a direction to go.,6090.299,6092.5289999999995,89,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, Perhaps we should go upstairs--,6092.529,6094.084000000001,93,Fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," You can only see through Frumpkin's eyes for
up to a 100-foot radius.",6094.084,6096.955,91,yorda,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," I thought we talked about this. You told
me-- and if you need to change it, change it-- But",6096.955,6101.161,81,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM,"that I can only control him telepathically up to
100 feet, but could continue to see.",6101.161,6106.474,81,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Let me double-check.,6106.474,6107.827,92,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," I'm happy whatever your ruling is, but
that's how we've done it.",6107.827,6110.3330000000005,81,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," I have to recall the specifics, I may have
confused--",6110.416,6112.696,92,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," If that's the case, we'll get the boat. If
not, we'll let drone sparrow activate.",6112.696,6117.661,93,Fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, That's what I based this whole plan on.,6117.661,6119.372,81,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Do we have to get in disguise again in
order to leave?",6119.372,6121.558,88,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," We could try to go out the side of the
windows. It is daytime.",6121.558,6125.574,93,Fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, The wording was a little squirrely.,6125.574,6127.592,81,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," The wording is a little squirrely. Yeah, you
cannot communicate with it telepathically, but you",6127.592,6133.865,92,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"could technically still see through its eyes, I
suppose.",6133.865,6135.969999999999,92,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," So I can give him the command up close to
go, but if anything happens I can't improvise with",6135.97,6142.642,94,Caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM,him. He does what the command is.,6142.642,6145.537,94,Caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Right. What's the command?,6145.537,6147.118,92,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," To fly north to the island and circle it a
few times to see what we can see and come back.",6147.118,6154.2210000000005,94,Caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," All right. As you go up to the window and
release Frumpkin--",6154.221,6159.411999999999,92,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," Can we say we're doing this from one of
our rooms?",6159.412,6163.644,93,Fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, We gather in Fjord and Molly's room.,6163.644,6167.344,94,Caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," It's curious, when Caleb is focusing, the
pupils go to a very faint sky blue. You see",6167.344,6176.831,92,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"flickering in them, though you cannot make any
imagery out of it, it's just the strange movement",6176.831,6181.121,92,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,within the pupil.,6181.121,6182.897,92,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," Yep, there's that bullshit again.",6182.897,6184.9529999999995,93,Fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," He can't communicate with us when he's like
this?",6184.953,6188.088000000001,88,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," He talks. He will talk to you out of the
fucking blue.",6188.088,6192.298,93,Fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Can he feel if we touch him? I poke him in
the forehead.",6192.298,6196.75,88,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, Ow.,6196.75,6197.815,94,Caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Oh, okay.",6197.815,6198.9839999999995,88,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," Don't do that, please, I'm trying to
concentrate.",6198.984,6201.171,94,Caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Can he tell who did it?,6201.171,6205.627,88,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," No, he can't see you.",6205.627,6207.217000000001,87,veth,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, That's wonderful.,6207.217,6209.708,88,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, But I will tell him later when he asks.,6209.708,6212.781999999999,87,veth,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Well, okay, but he won't know now.",6212.782,6215.684,88,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," As you concentrate, the bird's-eye view of
Trostenwald-- Frumpkin carries up high into the",6215.684,6223.671,92,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"air. For the large lake that it is, you can see
two smaller land masses in the center of the lake.",6223.671,6228.973,92,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"Technically not north from where you are now,
since you're back in the city, it's more of a",6228.973,6232.522,92,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"northeastern direction. They're both relatively
small, one's maybe a few hundred feet across,",6232.522,6241.036,92,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"another one is maybe 50 feet across. It's a
smaller mass. Watching as it coasts downward and",6241.111,6249.233,92,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"does a pass over the larger one, make a perception
check for Frumpkin.",6249.233,6253.9580000000005,92,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," That is a six plus very little or nothing,
so you can guesstimate.",6253.958,6261.388,94,Caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," There is a faint treeline on this island.
The island has a few small trees, which is mainly",6261.388,6272.814,92,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"what you had seen during the night when you looked
out over the water, Beauregard. The land mass was",6272.814,6279.505,92,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"actually the very top of this tree line. It's a
small grove that has clustered there on the center",6279.505,6284.502,92,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"of this island. Unable to make out any other
details other than the tops of these trees and",6284.502,6289.938,92,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"there's a few spots in between where you can see
overgrown grass and general ground, rock.",6289.938,6299.517,92,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, This is the bigger one?,6299.517,6300.696,94,Caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," The bigger one, yeah. Make a perception
check for the smaller one.",6300.696,6303.446,92,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, Worse. Five.,6303.446,6307.177,94,Caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," The other one has maybe five or six trees on
it, but most of them appear to have either died or",6307.177,6314.585999999999,92,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"be standing alone on this small mass. That one
looks pretty barren. Even with as bad of a look as",6314.586,6320.925,92,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"that was, it doesn't look like there's anything
visible on that land mass.",6320.925,6325.238,92,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, Does it look balder than the other?,6325.238,6327.323,94,Caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, It does.,6327.323,6328.236,92,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, Okay.,6328.236,6329.331999999999,94,Caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," The larger one has much more of a cluster, a
grove.",6329.332,6332.256,92,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," Last question, I can probably tell how far
apart these two islands are, yeah?",6332.256,6337.287,94,Caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Yeah, they're roughly 600 feet apart from
each other.",6337.287,6345.656,92,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," 600, okay.",6345.656,6347.478,94,Caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," We're all sitting around in this room,
watching him watch TV, essentially.",6347.478,6354.674,97,Nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Yes, basically.",6354.674,6356.232,92,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," While this is going on, can I whip out my
little chemistry kit and start putting together",6356.232,6367.329,97,Nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM,some chemical stuff?,6367.329,6369.714,97,Nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Sure, what would you like to make?",6369.714,6371.2609999999995,92,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, Acid.,6371.261,6372.705000000001,97,Nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Okay. It requires half a day to make that.,6372.705,6377.607,92,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," I'll start it, then.",6377.607,6379.236,97,Nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Okay.,6379.236,6380.456,92,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, Get in an hour of work.,6380.456,6383.067,97,Nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Okay.,6383.067,6384.472,92,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," While she's doing that, I'm going to 
take my staff and repair where it cracked.",6384.472,6392.8589999999995,96,Beauregard,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, That's easy enough.,6392.859,6394.597000000001,92,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, I'm going to braid Caleb's hair.,6394.597,6396.079,88,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Okay.,6396.079,6398.361,92,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, I feel that.,6398.361,6400.696,98,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, I know.,6400.696,6401.966,99,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, And it feels good.,6401.966,6403.657,98,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, We talking just one braid? French braid?,6403.657,6408.039,97,Nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Like a few little braids, because his hair
is not super long. Maybe one here, one here, and",6408.039,6412.342,99,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA,one down here.,6412.342,6413.866999999999,99,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," You can't make me Vax again, it won't work.",6413.867,6416.318,98,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Make an intelligence check, adding your
proficiency modifier.",6416.318,6419.309,100,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, One.,6419.309,6420.503000000001,101,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM,(laughter),6420.503,6422.715,101,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, You kill us all.,6422.715,6423.789,93,Fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," Play-Doh, we've got Play-Doh.",6423.789,6425.657999999999,89,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," For the supplies that you've spent-- You've
used your one set of acid supplies you had on you,",6425.658,6436.684,100,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"so you'll have to buy more to make it again. As
you begin to make it, it becomes caustic and",6436.684,6443.242,100,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"begins to melt through part of your glove. You
immediately freak out, you drop it, and it hits",6443.242,6448.5160000000005,100,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"the wood. Splatters a bit and begins to melt
through the wood.",6448.516,6455.071999999999,100,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," Sorry. I didn't mean to, I was--",6455.072,6457.982,101,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," (gasps) Now we can spy on the people below
us.",6457.982,6461.034,99,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," It didn't go through the entire floor, I
don't think.",6461.034,6463.826,101,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," Well, we're not going to get our deposit
back.",6463.826,6466.282,103,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," We'll move the nightstand over a little to
cover it up. No one will see.",6466.282,6471.04,101,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," Is it slowly eating through the
wood?",6471.04,6473.329,96,Beauregard,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, It is still slowly eating through the wood.,6473.329,6477.669,100,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, I pour some water on it.,6477.669,6481.07,101,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, Oh no.,6481.07,6485.040999999999,96,Beauregard,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, That makes it worse.,6485.041,6486.997,103,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, Oh no.,6486.997,6489.535,101,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Eventually Frumpkin begins to return, having
done Frumpkin's full watch.",6489.535,6497.26,100,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," When I see that he's halfway back, I come
out of it.",6497.26,6502.692,98,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," You come out of it and the first thing you
see is all of them gathered around this hole in",6502.692,6506.143,100,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,the wood.,6506.143,6507.476,100,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, What are you doing?,6507.476,6508.865,98,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Caleb.",6508.865,6510.611,101,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," I plant my hands on the sides of the wood
and start transmuting it to iron.",6510.611,6515.777,98,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Iron? That's not noticeable.,6515.777,6519.771,99,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," As you concentrate, the area and the wood
around where that hole is all of a sudden begins to",6519.771,6527.500999999999,100,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"turn darker and more solid. While the texture
remains of wood, suddenly it has the appearance of",6527.501,6533.2480000000005,100,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,a dull reddish-brown metal.,6533.248,6536.357999999999,100,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," Thank you. We'll mop it up with some towels
and whatnot while it's still iron.",6536.358,6542.803,101,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, Hopefully it will dry.,6542.803,6545.2029999999995,98,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, That is a hell of a talent you have.,6545.203,6548.258000000001,102,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, It's pretty fancy.,6548.258,6549.842,103,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," Is that what you did with the coin? Is
this the coin trick?",6549.842,6552.6849999999995,96,Beauregard,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," No, the coin was magic. It was a magic pot
that we sold you.",6552.685,6556.817,101,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Oh man, I've been concentrating on
skinky-doodles all day.",6556.817,6559.877,99,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, That is your power word.,6559.877,6564.119000000001,101,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Man. All right.,6564.119,6567.348999999999,99,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, Sorry.,6567.349,6568.2880000000005,101,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, It's fine.,6568.288,6569.531999999999,99,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA,MARISHA and SAM: Sorry.,6569.532,6571.604,99,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, But it brought us closer together.,6571.604,6573.403,98,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," Would you like back the two copper pieces you
gave me for the pot?",6573.403,6582.443,101,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," No, you keep it. I'm a very generous
person.",6582.493,6588.38,99,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, Can we ask what you saw?,6588.38,6591.894,102,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," Of course, sorry. Acid. Wood. There are two
islands out there, a bigger one-- they're not",6591.894,6598.320000000001,98,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM,"close-- and a smaller one. One is bald-ish, a
couple of trees, but I couldn't see too well on",6598.32,6604.299999999999,98,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM,"either of them. The bigger one is dense with
trees. I didn't see them.",6604.3,6611.522,98,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Did you have it fly down closer so you
could see better?",6611.522,6616.969,99,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," I thought that he would be able to see from
the air, and I thought that would be safer,",6616.969,6621.581,98,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM,"so no, I'm sorry.",6621.581,6622.7080000000005,98,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," Was it busy water, was there lots of
ships out?",6622.708,6626.289,102,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, I would have seen that.,6626.289,6628.562,98,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," There are some fishing vessels out there,
and there are a number of them that are still at",6628.562,6633.599999999999,100,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,the docks.,6633.6,6634.868,100,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, It's not a lull for any reason?,6634.868,6636.356000000001,102,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, No.,6636.356,6637.373,100,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, It's not fleet week.,6637.373,6638.999,98,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, I guess we should go to the big island?,6638.999,6642.528,99,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," I think that the chances of finding it on
the big island are greater, yes.",6642.528,6647.487,98,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," Fair enough. Out the window, shall we?",6647.487,6651.83,102,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, What time of day is it?,6651.83,6654.225,96,Beauregard,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," By now it's 3:30 in the afternoon, four
o'clock.",6654.225,6658.294000000001,100,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Should we wait until dusky-time?,6658.294,6659.8,99,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," That's what I'm thinking. Wait until
the sun starts to go down? Because it's got to be",6659.8,6664.110000000001,96,Beauregard,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA,soon at this point.,6664.163,6665.464,96,Beauregard,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Actually, it's probably closer to five at
the time that you've spent with Frumpkin, so it's",6665.464,6667.817,100,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,starting to get closer to dusk.,6667.817,6669.682,100,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Okay. Does anybody else want braids in the
amount of time we have to wait?",6669.682,6673.91,99,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," Ooh, yeah! Can you give me one going back
this way?",6673.91,6677.719,96,Beauregard,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Of course, I can totally do that.",6677.719,6679.963,99,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, Thanks.,6679.963,6681.277999999999,96,Beauregard,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," Is anyone else going to be heading out the
front door besides Caleb, Nott, and myself?",6681.278,6685.294,102,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, I don't want to waste a spell this time.,6685.294,6688.946,99,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, I think that's smart.,6688.946,6690.727,102,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, I'll keep with you.,6690.727,6693.715,103,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," How far away, roughly, was the edge of the
lake and islands from where we are right now?",6693.715,6699.513,98,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," From where you are right now? I'd say a mile
and a half.",6699.513,6708.405,100,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," Okay, so while everyone is preparing, I take
out my spool of silver thread and I go first to",6708.405,6717.383,98,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM,"Jester's room, and I stretch the thread across,
and a little (magic flitter sound) flashes across",6717.383,6722.311,98,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM,"and the thread disappears. It takes about ten
minutes each time, and I do the same on Fjord's",6722.311,6728.250999999999,98,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM,"doorway, stretch across (magic flitter sound). If
anyone goes in to these doors besides you, I will",6728.251,6735.8330000000005,98,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM,"know, but not when we're on that island. Only on
the way there. Lasts about a mile.",6735.833,6741.829,98,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, That's awesome!,6741.829,6743.3189999999995,99,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," That's great, yeah.",6743.319,6744.445000000001,102,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," While we're getting ready, Molly, I don't
know if you unintentionally dodged the question",6744.445,6752.188,96,Beauregard,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA,"last time, or if you didn't hear me, but you never
exactly told us how the circus creates and writes",6752.188,6760.703,96,Beauregard,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA,their performance acts.,6760.703,6762.4490000000005,96,Beauregard,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, I'd forgotten about that.,6762.449,6765.731,103,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," Oh, so you did hear me though?",6765.731,6767.454,96,Beauregard,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, We were in the middle of things.,6767.454,6769.621,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, Just clarifying.,6769.621,6771.86,96,Beauregard,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," It's usually Gustav. If somebody's got
an act, they show it off, Gustav figures out how",6771.86,6776.525,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN,"it's going to work into the narrative. Puts it all
together.",6776.525,6778.981,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, You bring your own narrative?,6778.981,6780.795,96,Beauregard,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," You bring a bit, and then the bit is
shaped and formed by the director of the show. If",6780.795,6790.533,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN,"you can do a thing with fire or you can do some
juggling, and then they figure out how that's",6790.533,6796.021000000001,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN,"going to work into everything. Where it sits and
what costuming, and the whole thing is all an act.",6796.021,6802.352,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN,Mostly. Mostly an act.,6802.352,6806.162,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," Did Toya and Kylre come together with
their act?",6806.162,6809.0470000000005,108,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, They came separate.,6809.047,6810.7519999999995,106,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, They came separate.,6810.752,6812.316000000001,108,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," Oh, you're thinking of Toya and Kylre?
They were an act before-- They were an act for as",6812.316,6820.763,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN,"long as I can remember, right?",6820.763,6822.196,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," As long as you can remember, yeah.",6822.196,6823.682,100,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," Yeah, I've never not known them as an
act.",6823.682,6825.397,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," I thought when we talked to them they said
that Toya came after Kylre. They joined the circus",6825.397,6832.7609999999995,106,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA,at separate times.,6832.761,6834.2210000000005,106,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, That's what they told you?,6834.221,6835.888999999999,108,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," When we were investigating, we were--",6835.889,6838.837,107,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, We gave them a hard-- what was it?,6838.837,6843.495000000001,106,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, Bad Cop.,6843.495,6844.781,107,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Yeah, Good Cop. I was the good cop.",6844.781,6846.803,106,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, I was the bad cop!,6846.803,6848.516,107,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Yeah, and we got hard information from
them!",6848.516,6851.880999999999,106,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," You're not leaving here without telling us
the truth!",6851.881,6855.450000000001,107,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Yeah, and I was like, ""Don't worry, she
won't hurt you!""",6855.45,6858.245,106,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, I'm crazy! I'll bite her too!,6858.245,6860.939,107,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Then they fessed up to everything!
They were like, ""We're a fiend!"" and she was like,",6860.939,6864.161,106,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA,"""I'm a little girl!""",6864.161,6865.715,106,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," Yeah, it was crazy.",6865.715,6867.057,107,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, That was how it went.,6867.057,6868.157,106,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, She confessed to being a little girl.,6868.157,6869.976000000001,107,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," Do you have any empty positions at the
circus for these two?",6869.976,6874.788,105,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," I'm feeling like maybe that might be a
thing.",6874.788,6878.853999999999,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," Tealeaf, you said, ""It's mostly an act.""
What's the not-mostly part?",6878.854,6882.84,105,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," Well, I mean, everyone's got some weird.
We're weird people. People come in and you're a",6882.84,6890.932,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN,"bit strange, you got something you can do.",6890.932,6892.851,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," Are they all swashbuckling swordsmen like
you?",6892.851,6894.706999999999,105,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, No.,6894.707,6895.636,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Can they all tell fortunes like you?,6895.636,6897.491,106,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, No.,6897.491,6898.457,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, Do they cut themselves like you?,6898.457,6900.633000000001,107,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," Well, that's a complicated conversation,
but no.",6900.633,6903.61,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," You guys are super easy to lie to, no
offense or anything. They lied to them, which means--",6903.61,6914.598999999999,108,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," No, they didn't lie to us!",6914.599,6916.539,106,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, We meted out the truth!,6916.539,6918.254,107,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, They told us the truth!,6918.254,6919.623,106,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, We cracked the case wide open!,6919.623,6921.263999999999,107,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," She is a little girl, to be fair.",6921.264,6923.253,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, Nott?,6923.253,6925.768,105,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," Toya. Unless, and here's my new theory: the
big frog man can leech the life force from people?",6925.768,6939.72,107,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," If that's what it is, yeah.",6939.72,6942.523,105,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," What if Toya is a fully-grown adult woman,
but he's been slowly leeching so much life from",6942.523,6949.693,107,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM,her that she's a small husk.,6949.693,6952.165,107,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, Toya's not a fully-grown adult woman.,6952.165,6954.115,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, She's a tiny full-grown person!,6954.115,6956.51,107,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, She's a dwarf.,6956.51,6957.901,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," Oh, she's just a dwarf? Oh, okay, that makes
more sense, actually, when you say it that way. It",6957.901,6966.836,107,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM,seemed like she was shrunken down from magic!,6966.836,6969.531,107,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, That is so offensive.,6969.531,6971.634,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," Perhaps this girl Toya is his baby's bottle,
and then once in a while he wants an extra snack.",6971.634,6976.844,105,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," I think you're right, but I don't know
how he's managed to go this long. Why now, and why",6976.844,6983.969,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN,in front of all those people?,6983.969,6985.875,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," What if he's like one of those creatures
that lives on the bottom of the sea, and she's not",6985.875,6990.641,106,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA,"actually even a person, she's like this light
thing that dangles in front of--",6990.641,6994.164,106,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, One of his tentacles!,6994.164,6995.7,107,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Yeah!,6995.7,6997.003,106,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, He has tentacles now.,6997.003,6998.887,102,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," Not just tentacles, dwarf tentacles!",6998.887,7001.794,107,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, Fucking anime actors.,7001.794,7003.965,105,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM,(laughter),7003.965,7008.386,105,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, Let's go. I think we know all we need to know.,7008.386,7013.514,107,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," I think he is a fiend. I think he is
feeding off her. The rest of it I'm not sure.",7013.514,7018.06,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," You never noticed Toya acting weird? You
were never like, ""Oh, this is a strange--""",7018.06,7024.545,108,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," Have you met us? We're all a bit weird,
and you don't ask a ton of questions.",7024.545,7027.792,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," Yeah, but there's a difference between
""quirky"" weird and ""Oh, I think this person's life",7027.792,7032.486000000001,108,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA,"""force is being siphoned away from them"" weird.",7032.486,7034.501,108,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," There is. It's the difference between
being in a carnival and not being in a carnival.",7034.501,7038.543000000001,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, Then why were you with the carnival?,7038.543,7040.718,108,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, Because I'm weird!,7040.718,7042.206,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, (groaning),7042.206,7043.808,108,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, That tracks. That fully tracks.,7043.808,7047.598,107,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," I mean, it's putting together. He was
never that talkative. I don't know. I don't like it.",7047.598,7057.494,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," Well, what are we doing?",7057.494,7060.066,105,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, Let's go find the damn toad!,7060.066,7061.861,108,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," Can I use Mask of Many Faces to change
into that older gray-haired farmer?",7061.861,7065.162,102,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Sure. Easy enough. The sun is close to
setting. you've got about another 30 minutes",7065.162,7070.09,100,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,or so before it sets.,7070.09,7071.487,100,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, Let's go.,7071.487,7072.437,107,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, I bless you.,7072.437,7073.872,106,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," Gesundheit. On the way out, can I grab some
booze from the bar to fill up my platinum flask?",7073.872,7081.841,107,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM,Or to fill it up a little?,7081.841,7084.053000000001,107,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Okay, we'll say for that, that'll run you
about-- Fine liquor? About two silver pieces.",7084.053,7093.65,100,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, Great. I'll mark it down.,7093.65,7095.777,107,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," It's a hefty flask, too.",7095.777,7097.55,100,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, Using D&D Beyond.,7097.55,7099.624,102,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS,(laughter),7099.624,7103.429,102,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Mark that bar tally. All right. Liquor
refilled, you go towards the window, you all",7103.429,7110.4710000000005,100,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"gather and glance out, and in the alley below the
inn is a stationed crownsguard that wasn't there",7110.471,7116.853999999999,100,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"before. You immediately get the sense that with
the sudden murder of two crownsguard being",7116.854,7121.982,100,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"discovered in the vicinity, they may have beefed
up security a little bit.",7121.982,7124.64,100,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, Ah shit.,7124.64,7126.098,108,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Only one of them is guarding the alley's
exit onto the main street, and they're looking",7126.098,7130.778,100,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"away at the moment out into the road, but occasionally
glance over their shoulder into the alley. But",7130.778,7135.716,100,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"there appears to be a little more of a security
set-up.",7135.716,7139.51,100,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Maybe you should go out the front and talk
to him and distract him so we can sneak out the window.",7139.51,7144.472000000001,106,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," I can do that. Do you want to come along
on this little escapade?",7144.472,7153.585,102,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," Yes, I'm a good talker when I have to be.",7153.585,7157.136,105,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, As am I.,7157.136,7159.273,107,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, Well!,7159.273,7160.79,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, Not for this.,7160.79,7162.685,105,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, I'll keep lookout.,7162.685,7164.284000000001,107,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," I am not the right kind of talker for
this.",7164.284,7167.311,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, Fair enough. So I'll head out the front.,7167.311,7170.5109999999995,102,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Okay, you exit without issue.",7170.511,7172.812000000001,100,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, Can I locate the crownsguard?,7172.812,7175.251,102,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Easy enough, and as you exit the tavern, you
can see where once there were two guards sitting",7175.251,7178.404,100,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"at the front, there's now three, and there are two
guards stationed across the street that are",7178.404,7184.082,100,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"keeping a watch. It looks like everyone's on high
alert since they've had some of their own",7184.082,7187.225,100,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"crownsguard killed. You make your way around the
corner, through the T-intersection to the other",7187.225,7194.26,100,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"road that meets with the main street that crosses
in front of the Nestled Nook, and you see the",7194.26,7200.039000000001,100,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"guard stationed outside who's currently leaning up
against the wall, arms crossed, looking back and forth.",7200.039,7204.581,100,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," Can I run up to him and say: (old raspy
voice) You, please, over here! I've seen one of",7204.581,7209.83,102,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS,"those creatures! It's tearing into him and it's
horrible. Please, come quickly!",7209.83,7215.053,102,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Make a deception check.,7215.053,7217.4529999999995,100,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," Oh yes, here it is. Come on, charis.",7217.453,7223.226000000001,107,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, 15.,7223.226,7224.623,102,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," 15? He goes, ""Which way? Please, point and
show me.""",7224.623,7228.736,100,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," This way, quickly, please!",7228.736,7230.4,102,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," He grabs his blade and draws it out, and
gives a jog after you. The rest of you guys make",7230.4,7235.995999999999,100,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"your way down quickly outside into the alleyway.
Make a stealth check.",7236.098,7240.742,100,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, I'm so scared of rolling right now.,7240.742,7244.7080000000005,106,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," Why does every roll have to be-- Oh
thank god.",7244.708,7247.335999999999,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," Oh my god, why.",7247.336,7248.896000000001,108,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Oh, no.",7248.896,7250.335999999999,106,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," We're fine, we went out the front door.",7250.336,7252.782,107,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," Nope, it's a one.",7252.782,7254.202,108,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," It's a nordic ""7.""",7254.202,7255.832,102,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, No!,7255.832,7256.8820000000005,106,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, 18.,7256.882,7258.302,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, 21.,7258.302,7259.816,106,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, We're going out the front door.,7259.816,7261.293,107,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, All right.,7261.293,7262.744,100,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," I don't know! You know, if it's binary,
one means--",7262.744,7266.441,108,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," All right. Between the three of you making
the check that's still a majority success. But you",7270.299,7278.994,100,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,do pop your ankle when you land.,7278.994,7281.316,100,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, Did you see the stink-eye he gave me?,7281.316,7282.849999999999,108,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Don't make comments after 
he just was kind to us.",7282.85,7286.326,106,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," I was being kind! You sprained your ankle a
little bit as you land and you kind of hop behind",7286.326,7292.807,100,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"but the three of you make your way past the alley
without issue.",7292.861,7293.946,100,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," Does she have disadvantage on all checks 
for the next two days?",7295.586,7298.442,107,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, No.,7298.442,7299.272,100,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,(laughter),7299.272,7300.272,100,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, That's how I would rule it.,7300.272,7302.349,107,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, This is why we don't have you as DM.,7302.349,7304.894,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," This ankle is affecting my wisdom! It's
reaching into my family's history!",7304.911,7311.385,108,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, Dungeons & Dragons is about punishment.,7311.385,7314.263,105,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," The three of you dart on the outside and
make your way down the alley behind what looks to",7314.263,7319.781,100,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"be a cluster of empty rain barrels that are set up
to catch during storms, and you appear to have",7319.781,7326.221,100,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"managed to just avoid the sight of the guarding
crownsguard on the outside of the inn. Caleb and",7326.221,7330.652999999999,100,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"Nott, what are you guys doing?",7330.653,7332.821,100,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," We're scouting the way nonchalantly, I would
imagine.",7332.821,7336.622,105,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, I'm real! I'm with you!,7340.282,7342.613,107,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," So they darted off into the alley, what are
you guys doing?",7342.641,7347.4259999999995,100,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," We could make our way to the outskirts of
town.",7347.727,7349.634,105,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," I said that I would be on lookout duty, so
I'm just peering-- Wait they went to the alley to",7349.634,7353.781,107,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM,go?,7353.781,7354.547,107,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," While he was distracting them, you saw the
guard leave with Fjord.",7354.547,7361.598,100,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," We'll go with, right?",7361.598,7363.713,107,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," No, we can stay in the open. I send Frumpkin
up into the air over the party, 100 feet in the air.",7363.713,7370.208,105,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," We're just going out in the open to the
water.",7370.234,7373.189,107,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, We can also follow the bird.,7373.189,7375.312,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," Yeah, I was going to say, why don't you
guys lead the way, and you guys give us a signal",7375.312,7379.446,108,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA,if you guys see a guard.,7379.446,7381.704,108,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," You aren't there. You haven't caught up with
them yet, they're still out in the open.",7381.704,7385.106,109,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, I miss the earrings.,7385.106,7387.0869999999995,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," So I take your hand, and I'm watching them
from above.",7387.087,7393.455000000001,105,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, I'm guiding him along.,7393.455,7396.875,107,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," So the two of you make your way towards the
docks slowly.",7396.875,7399.334,109,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, I'm totally acting like I see everything.,7399.334,7401.568,105,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Right. I see everything.,7401.568,7403.367,109,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, I have my hood up.,7403.367,7405.421,106,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," Yeah, no, I'm over cloak.",7405.421,7407.6050000000005,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," Weekend at Bernie's walking. Looking
around at nothing.",7407.605,7410.977999999999,102,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," You guide for two and a half blocks and the
guard's still like, ""Where is it?""",7410.978,7414.555,109,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," I look over my shoulder and keep running,
and then go: Oh, what do you want? Who are you?",7414.555,7422.793000000001,102,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS,Why are you following me?,7422.793,7426.790999999999,102,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," ""You called me-- You said there was one of
them--""",7426.791,7429.212,109,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," Have I done something again? Have you seen
my son? What's your name? You're a strong looking--",7429.212,7438.138000000001,102,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, He sheathes the blade.,7438.323,7440.555,109,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, Oh dear. Do you have any coin?,7440.555,7444.749000000001,102,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, It's badass.,7446.475,7449.704000000001,105,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," He walks up and slaps you across the top of
the head, and just goes, ""Don't go wasting our time.""",7449.704,7456.017,109,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," I'm sorry. No respect for the elderly,
apparently. I walk away.",7456.199,7464.254999999999,110,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," He spits on the ground towards you and turns
around and heads back to his post.",7464.255,7467.919,109,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," (grunting) I make my way towards the
docks.",7467.919,7473.803,110,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," You all manage to slowly make your way to
the outskirts of the Ustaloch, down to where the",7473.803,7478.5689999999995,109,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"majority of the docks are set up on the lake
itself. Since the lights have gone out, most of",7478.569,7485.023,109,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"the boats have now come back in, and they are
bringing in their hauls out, and have small nets",7485.023,7490.312,109,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"and baskets filled with fish they've caught while
they're out there, small crustaceans, most of them",7490.312,7494.057,109,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"are in the process of just offloading and locking
up and tying their boats. What are you guys doing?",7494.057,7498.923,109,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," I think perhaps the best thing to do is to
rent a boat, not steal a boat.",7499.109,7505.589,105,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, You should talk to people.,7505.589,7507.95,106,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," I think we may be able to avoid any kind
of trading of currency.",7507.95,7511.905,112,Fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, What's your idea?,7511.905,7513.915,105,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," Let me see if I can find a boat that would
accommodate all of us and see if we can find some",7513.915,7518.035,114,Fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS,amicable people.,7518.035,7519.906,114,Fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, All right.,7519.906,7521.088,105,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," As a sailor, apparently I'm able to
acquire free passage on ships.",7521.088,7527.688,114,Fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," You are, actually.",7527.688,7530.169,115,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," I have to talk the talk and
maybe trade something, but--",7530.209,7537.098,114,Fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," One of the larger fishing
vessels that can carry a group of your size, as",7537.098,7540.53,115,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"well as a couple of others, has already been
pulled in and most everyone has been loaded off.",7540.53,7544.763,115,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"You can see there's one gentleman in his
mid-forties, a little bit of a five o'clock shadow",7544.763,7550.424,115,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"on his chin, a small scar across the bottom of it.
He has a heavy knitted cap that's folded back onto",7550.424,7557.892,115,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"the top of his shoulders and a long coat, and as
he's standing there, he looks over at you and",7557.892,7564.297,115,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"watches you approach, taking the rope and tying it
around the edge.",7564.297,7568.5019999999995,115,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," Hello there. I was hoping that perhaps I
could trouble you. We're trying to make our way",7568.502,7575.745000000001,114,Fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS,"out into the lake, some of my companions and I,
for a small day trip. We've never quite been out",7575.745,7583.039,114,Fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS,"on the lake, not this one. Is there a chance we
could trade some work on your day's journey for",7583.039,7588.409,114,Fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS,some travel?,7588.409,7591.714999999999,114,Fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," ""If you're looking for someone to take you
around the lake, I could do that for a bit of coin, sure.""",7591.715,7599.402,115,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," I'm sorry, we're a bit light on coin. Is
there perhaps anything we could help you with",7599.556,7605.397,114,Fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS,around here in trade?,7605.397,7607.955,114,Fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," He glances at your hands as you're talking,
""You look like a hard-worker.""",7607.955,7612.6179999999995,115,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, Indeed. Many years of my life.,7612.618,7614.378000000001,114,Fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," ""Where are you from?""",7614.542,7616.435,115,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, Port Damali.,7616.435,7618.504000000001,114,Fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," ""I see you've been a shiphand before. I can
see the cracks in the fingers.""",7618.504,7625.005,115,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, They never go away.,7625.005,7628.165,114,Fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," He looks at his own hand. ""So you're just
looking for a joyride?""",7628.165,7633.202,115,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," Yes, it would help me look a bit more
impressive in the eyes of my younger comrades.",7633.202,7641.734,114,Fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," ""I'll tell you what. I'll take you around.
You get a bottle to take more out there, we'll",7641.734,7650.651000000001,115,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"call it even.""",7650.651,7651.802,115,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, Much obliged.,7651.802,7653.048,114,Fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," ""All right."" He goes and starts getting the
boat ready to go back out on the lake.",7653.048,7657.313999999999,117,Noah,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, I go back. It fucking worked.,7657.314,7660.54,114,Fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," That was pretty cool, Gramps.",7660.54,7662.767,116,Jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, Thanks. We should go.,7662.767,7668.059,114,Fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," He's getting ready. The trade was to bring a
bottle.",7668.059,7674.283,117,Noah,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," A bottle! Right. You don't happen to carry
any fine firewhiskey on you, do you?",7674.283,7680.490000000001,114,Fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, Nope.,7680.49,7682.5869999999995,107,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," If I gave you some money, could you go
pick us up a nice bottle of some stuff?",7682.587,7689.582,114,Fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, Yes.,7689.582,7690.771000000001,107,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," I don't trust you. If I gave you some
money, could you--?",7690.771,7693.071,114,Fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Yes, you can definitely trust me.",7693.071,7695.7789999999995,116,Jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," I don't trust you either. Beau, I'm going
to give you three gold.",7695.779,7699.592000000001,114,Fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," That's too much, but do I get to keep the
change?",7699.592,7702.593,108,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, No.,7702.593,7703.922,114,Fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," Damn it. I'll be right back. I go get two
bottles.",7703.922,7709.851,108,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," A bottle of fine wine runs you about ten
gold pieces. A bottle of basic wine, about a gold.",7709.994,7720.206999999999,117,Noah,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,This is some Two-Buck Chuck style of wine.,7720.207,7724.102000000001,117,Noah,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," You can't come back with ten gold wine if
I said I was broke.",7724.102,7726.317,114,Fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, Exactly.,7726.317,7727.759,108,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, Two-Gold Bold.,7727.759,7730.223,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," You spend the gold and you get a bottle of
cheap wine, make your way back to the boat--",7732.493,7737.454000000001,117,Noah,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Can I pull Fjord aside while she's off
doing that?",7737.491,7740.686,116,Jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Yeah.,7740.686,7741.826,117,Noah,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Fjord, that voice you're doing. It almost
sounded like you actually did in Port Damali.",7741.826,7749.041,116,Jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," Right, yeah.",7749.041,7751.320000000001,114,Fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," I mean, I like that voice. I like this
voice too, though.",7751.32,7756.005,116,Jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," Oh, well I'm glad. I'm partial to it
myself.",7756.005,7760.407,114,Fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, I like it. You can keep doing it.,7760.407,7764.263,116,Jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," As you return with the bottle, you all get
onto the boat. The older gentleman, as you all get",7764.951,7772.753,117,Noah,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"on, introduces himself: ""I'm Noah, this is my
vessel. I'll take you where you need to go. Now,",7772.753,7784.923,117,Noah,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"if I can ask where you're headed. Want to do a
pass on the lake and back, or...""",7784.923,7791.312,117,Noah,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," Caleb, where are we headed?",7791.312,7794.012,107,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Wait, are you still in bird mode?",7794.012,7798.28,116,Jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," No. That ended. We hear that there's
beautiful islands out in the middle of the",7798.28,7804.178,105,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM,Ustaloch.,7804.178,7805.863,105,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," As he pulls the rest of the rope in as you
guys are on board, he stops. ""Beautiful?""",7805.863,7811.709,117,Noah,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," They haven't been on the water much. An
island to the eyes of someone like him would appear--",7811.709,7818.574,114,Fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," I've never seen a lake before this one so,
first island. It's a very big moment for me.",7818.598,7823.839,105,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," He goes and gets his paddle out and begins
making his way-- ""Well there's only two islands",7823.839,7827.987,117,Noah,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"out there. One's a piece of shite and the other's
Crookedstone.""",7827.987,7833.1050000000005,117,Noah,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, What's Crookedstone?,7833.105,7835.3369999999995,116,Jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," ""Crookedstone used to be where and old witch
lived about a hundred years ago.""",7835.337,7838.651000000001,117,Noah,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,(gasps),7838.651,7840.263,117,Noah,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," ""No one goes over to Crookedstone.""",7840.263,7842.643,117,Noah,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, Well!,7842.643,7843.809,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN,(laughter),7843.809,7845.124,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, No one goes to Crookedstone.,7845.124,7846.512,108,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, That is our siren's call.,7846.512,7848.19,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," Did you say piece of shite? What's the name
of the other one?",7848.19,7850.8949999999995,105,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," ""Well, it doesn't really have a name. It's
too small.""",7850.895,7853.1900000000005,117,Noah,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Oh, so the big one is Crookedstone?",7853.19,7854.7699999999995,116,Jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," Crookedstone, yeah.",7854.77,7856.648,105,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," ""Can I ask you where you're going?""",7856.648,7859.034000000001,117,Noah,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," I mean, that sounds like fun, right?",7859.034,7861.697999999999,116,Jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," Yeah, you guys aren't actually afraid of
some--",7861.698,7863.484,108,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, He puts the oar down--,7863.484,7865.34,117,Noah,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, Boink.,7868.45,7869.428,107,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, (cork removal noise) (gulps) (sighs),7869.617,7873.381,117,Noah,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, No aerator?,7873.381,7874.725,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN,(laughter),7874.725,7876.3550000000005,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, You monster!,7876.355,7877.812999999999,107,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM,(laughter),7877.813,7879.8330000000005,107,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, You've ruined it.,7879.833,7882.273999999999,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," ""Fair be it to me to judge. To Crookedstone,
then."" He picks up his oar and begins paddling.",7882.274,7886.978,117,Noah,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Tell me more about this witch!,7886.978,7889.56,116,Jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," ""I don't know. Probably died many years ago
and no one goes around, seeing as it's cursed",7889.56,7894.339000000001,117,Noah,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"land. You'll see for yourself soon enough.""",7894.339,7897.681,117,Noah,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Did she have a wart on her nose?,7897.681,7900.303,116,Jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," ""Probably.""",7900.303,7901.1449999999995,117,Noah,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Yeah.,7901.145,7902.218000000001,116,Jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," ""We don't really deal with witch folk.""",7902.218,7904.094,117,Noah,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Did she wear a hat? Like a pointy one?,7904.094,7906.11,116,Jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," ""I'd only expect as such.""",7906.135,7908.127,117,Noah,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Right?,7908.127,7909.402,116,Jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," (chuckles) Takes another swig as you guys
begin to make your way towards the center of the",7909.402,7913.187,117,Noah,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,Ustaloch--,7913.187,7914.198,117,Noah,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," Can I put an arm around Beau and have her
come to the front of the boat so we can check out",7914.198,7918.461,114,Fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS,"the waters as we're going, just for anything that
might be--",7918.461,7920.831,114,Fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Sure. Both of you make a perception check,
please.",7920.831,7922.562,117,Noah,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," I'm going to keep my eyes peeled as
well.",7922.562,7924.023,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Sure.,7924.023,7925.375,117,Noah,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," I'm going to draw witches in my
sketchbook.",7925.375,7927.39,116,Jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, (yelling) God fucking shitballs cock!,7927.39,7929.994000000001,108,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, I actually tagged along with them.,7929.994,7931.661,105,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Okay.,7931.661,7933.516,117,Noah,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, (growls and sighs),7933.516,7935.808999999999,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, So it went well?,7935.809,7937.150000000001,116,Jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," (high-pitched) It's great. It's a good
roll.",7937.15,7938.74,108,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," I'm drinking tons of whiskey because I'm
super scared to be on the water.",7938.74,7941.4439999999995,107,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, Eight.,7941.444,7943.429,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, 13.,7943.429,7945.32,114,Fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, 20.,7945.32,7947.074,105,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Okay. For future note, if everyone's going
to make a perception check I may have a few folks,",7947.074,7950.062,117,Noah,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"you know, to helm it, and other people aiding
their roll with advantage. Just so we don't end up",7950.062,7954.565,117,Noah,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"having a barrage of perception like, ""They failed?
I do it. They failed? I do it."" Because that",7954.565,7959.624,117,Noah,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"gets a little lame. All right, as you guys keep
watch over the edge of the water, heading in as",7959.624,7965.9619999999995,117,Noah,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"the sky darkens, heading towards Crookedstone, the
island in the center of the Ustaloch. Prepare",7965.962,7971.158,117,Noah,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"yourselves for whatever you'll find there and
we're going to go to break!",7971.158,7974.728,117,Noah,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," Crookedstone, here we come!",7974.728,7977.535,114,Fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," It's time. We're going to go ahead and take
a quick ten minute break, roughly. We have ten",7977.535,7982.293,117,Noah,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"minutes so we get a little bathroom break. We'll
be back here shortly. Make sure to stick around",7982.293,7986.438999999999,117,Noah,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"for a video at the break in which we have our
Wyrmwood contest to win some awesome Wyrmwood",7986.439,7991.563,117,Noah,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"stuff, so keep an eye. We'll be back here in a
little bit. See you soon.",7991.563,7997.104,117,Noah,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,[break],7997.104,8866.554,117,Noah,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Welcome back! Sam!,8866.627,8870.423,118,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," Wow. There's Hail Marys and then there's
that.",8870.423,8872.782000000001,114,Fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, (laughing),8872.782,8875.679,105,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Oh, I'm going to get you guys back one of
these days real hard.",8875.679,8880.423,118,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, You already do.,8880.423,8882.312,108,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, Don't poke the DM.,8882.312,8884.06,114,Fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, Did that make it in? That was a nuke!,8884.06,8886.514,105,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Welcome back.,8886.514,8888.464,119,boatman,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, I was weirdly expecting more.,8888.464,8890.432999999999,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, Are you kidding?,8890.433,8892.17,105,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Our winner of the grandiose collection of
Wyrmwood elements is koehlerart. Congratulations,",8892.17,8902.686,119,boatman,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"you're the winner. Danoba will contact you and get
your information. Pretty nice win on your part.",8902.686,8908.376,119,boatman,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"We'll have next week another giveaway to look
forward to that.",8908.376,8912.216,119,boatman,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, I choked on my spit as I wooed.,8912.216,8914.401,120,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, You swooed? Don't do that.,8914.401,8916.775,119,boatman,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, I don't even know how you did that!,8916.775,8919.338,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," The sun has set as you guys approach the
outer banks of the Crookedstone Island in the",8919.338,8932.302,119,boatman,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"center of the Ustaloch. You can see the grove, a
clustered central conglomerate of trees that all",8932.302,8940.294,119,boatman,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"create this mound of brush. Now that you're up
close against it, you can see the bit of moonlight",8940.294,8948.171,119,boatman,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"that's starting to come over the horizon dancing
across the upper part of the canopy. The trees, at",8948.171,8954.093,119,boatman,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"most, are about 15 to ten feet tall. They're not
incredibly huge, some even hovering around the",8954.093,8962.684000000001,119,boatman,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,five to ten foot range on the outskirts.,8962.684,8964.796999999999,119,boatman,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, How tall was the lizard man? Devil toad?,8964.797,8968.085000000001,120,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," He was about eight feet tall, hunched
forward.",8968.085,8972.510999999999,119,boatman,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Okay.,8972.511,8973.712,120,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, That's big.,8973.712,8975.493999999999,105,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," As you approach the bank, you can see
already there's a lot of heavy rocks. This is not",8975.494,8982.175000000001,119,boatman,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"a soft, muddy embankment like the outskirts of the
lake. This has a lot of jagged rock, and your",8982.175,8988.648,119,boatman,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"ship-finding friend is carefully making his way
through as close as he can before he comes to a",8988.648,8995.755,119,boatman,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"stop, pushes off with an oar, and says, ""All
right, I think this is as close as I can get. What",8995.755,9002.168,119,boatman,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"""are you doing here, if I might ask?""",9002.168,9007.582,119,boatman,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," We are going to have a picnic on the
island.",9007.582,9009.833,120,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, Beach party.,9009.833,9010.991,108,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Nighttime beach party!,9010.991,9012.836,120,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Make a deception check.,9012.836,9014.446,119,boatman,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, Nighttime beach party.,9014.446,9016.744,107,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, We're carrying nothing.,9016.744,9019.231,121,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Wait, what is it, a deception? 14.",9019.231,9024.697,120,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," ""Sorry I asked.""",9024.697,9028.004,119,boatman,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," The nighttime is the best time to go
frog-digging.",9028.004,9032.686000000002,108,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," ""I'll tell you what.""",9032.686,9034.443,119,boatman,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, That is true.,9034.443,9036.274,107,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, Kentucky.,9036.274,9037.456,121,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, Yeah!,9037.456,9039.314,108,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," ""I get the sense the less I know, the better
off I am. Go about your business, I'll be waiting",9039.314,9046.396,119,boatman,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"""here. Don't do anything stupid. I'm not getting
involved with anything. If there's some illegal",9046.396,9056.210000000001,119,boatman,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"""business here and I see something shifty, I'm back
on the shore and you have to swim your way home.""",9056.21,9059.622,119,boatman,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, Of course. Would someone help me down?,9059.622,9061.943,121,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Here, I'll help you, Gramps. On either
side.",9061.943,9066.521999999999,120,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," All you need to know is, there's three dudes
and three ladies. You do the math.",9066.522,9071.708,107,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, Don't do the math.,9071.708,9074.242,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," He takes the bottle and takes a big, heavy
swig, and sits down in the boat.",9074.242,9078.104,119,boatman,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, We'll return.,9078.104,9080.613,121,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," All right. As you guys step off the boat
into about ankle-deep water, traversing the broken",9080.613,9088.905999999999,119,boatman,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"bits of sharpened stone, making your way to the
actual island of Crookedstone, you begin to slowly",9088.906,9096.275000000001,119,boatman,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"approach the outside of the treeline. What do you
guys want to do?",9096.275,9099.408,119,boatman,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Should I cast Good and Evil Detection
again?",9099.408,9104.046999999999,120,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, That seemed to work.,9104.047,9105.585000000001,107,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, I can do it.,9105.585,9107.159,120,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," Before you do, let's take a look around.
I'm going to take a look around to see if I can",9107.159,9111.842,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN,find any footprints.,9111.842,9114.769,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Make an investigation check.,9114.769,9118.299,119,boatman,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," Can I use my (mumbles) again, or no?",9118.299,9120.796,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," What are you doing? Are you looking around
for details?",9120.796,9123.378,119,boatman,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," I'm specifically looking for signs of
Kylre.",9123.378,9128.586000000001,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Make a survival check, with advantage.",9128.586,9131.65,119,boatman,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, What was the name of the creature again?,9131.65,9133.488,120,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, A nergaliid.,9133.488,9135.104,108,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, Heavens to Murgatroyd.,9135.104,9136.884,107,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," Wow, that's awful. Wait, that's cocked.",9136.884,9140.468,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," We're under the light of the moons,
correct?",9140.468,9143.087000000001,105,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," That's awful. I can't even-- that's
eight.",9143.087,9147.333999999999,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," It's hard to tell. Because it's such a rocky
shore, there aren't a lot of signs of landfall.",9147.334,9153.565,119,boatman,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," Moonlight, at this point?",9153.565,9156.071,105,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Moonlight, and a little bit of a dissipating
orange-purple glow in the sky.",9156.071,9163.384,122,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," That's right, we've got some humans.",9163.384,9165.784,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, I did a Travis burp.,9165.784,9167.512999999999,107,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Oh no.,9167.513,9168.737000000001,122,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, He blew it out.,9168.737,9170.127999999999,120,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, I blew it that way!,9170.128,9171.664,107,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, Thanks?,9171.664,9173.11,123,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, Oh wow.,9173.11,9175.298,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," You can taste it, can't you?",9175.298,9177.515000000001,124,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," What's the plan, guys?",9177.515,9179.610999999999,122,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, You didn't find anything?,9179.611,9182.348,123,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, We can start heading in.,9182.348,9184.544,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," I can cast it, I just will lose a spell
slot.",9184.544,9187.514,120,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," Hold on. I send Frumpkin into the sky. Look
down, and see if now that I have him flying",9187.514,9195.942,125,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM,"closer, maybe I can see better, or see something
moving in this dim light, before it goes?",9195.942,9200.653999999999,125,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Perception check on Frumpkin, please.",9200.654,9202.539,122,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Roll really good.,9202.539,9204.648000000001,120,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," With disadvantage because of the lack of
light.",9204.648,9206.963,122,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, Balls. That's a big seven.,9206.963,9209.328,125,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," We're lowly humans. How did you deal with
this?",9209.328,9214.39,123,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," It was awful. I let all of you go first
everywhere.",9214.39,9220.277,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Yeah, the lack of detail, nothing really
catches Frumpkin's eye from above.",9220.277,9226.148,122,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, It's too dark. (flutters),9226.148,9229.235999999999,125,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," Can I look and see if I see any big
broken branches, or sign of something big moving",9229.236,9237.432,123,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA,through the forest?,9237.432,9238.989000000001,123,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Make a perception check.,9238.989,9240.414999999999,122,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, Perception? Not investigation?,9240.415,9242.165,123,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Are you glancing about, or are you going to
wade through the forest to look for things?",9242.165,9245.251,122,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, No ranger.,9245.251,9247.902,125,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," I'd like to move up to the treeline and
see where the mud is, and see if I can see any",9247.902,9255.129,123,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA,sign of something big moving through the forest.,9255.129,9257.216,123,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, Or for a witch's hut.,9257.216,9258.602,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Make an investigation check.,9258.602,9260.537,127,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, It's a big island.,9260.537,9262.298,120,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," That's the same damn fucking roll. Piece
of shit.",9262.298,9266.988000000001,123,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Which is good, because the first roll should
have stayed anyway. Works out well.",9266.988,9271.841999999999,127,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, Investigation? Seven.,9271.842,9274.471000000001,123,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Seven. It's hard to tell in the dark,
unfortunately. Your human eyes prevent you from",9274.471,9281.078,127,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"finding any details in the vicinity without a
light source. The faint bit of moonlight gives you",9281.078,9286.359,127,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"the general structure of the island, but beyond
that, even looking close, you have a hard time",9286.359,9290.636,127,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,making out details.,9290.636,9292.317000000001,127,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, How about we fan out and move in?,9292.317,9294.362,124,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Okay.,9294.362,9296.342999999999,120,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," Keep a line. Within eye shot of each
other.",9296.343,9299.800000000001,124,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, Like looking for drowned kids?,9299.8,9302.429,123,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," Well, yeah.",9302.429,9304.126,124,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, Make a line.,9304.126,9306.506,123,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," Because I can't see anything, I'm going to
hand on your shoulder.",9306.506,9309.133,125,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, Guide you through.,9309.133,9311.341,126,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Okay. What is the order in which you guys
are walking or fanning out?",9311.341,9316.366,127,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," The exact order that our minis are, right
there.",9316.366,9319.39,126,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," You know, it kind of works.",9319.39,9321.196,123,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, Put me next to Beau.,9321.196,9322.859,124,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," Let's put the humans in the middle, so that
they can't be surprised.",9322.859,9326.145,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, Put Fjord on the outside. There we go.,9326.145,9330.216,123,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," Well, not the exact order.",9330.216,9331.966,126,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," Do we want to do it like a V-formation, with
Nott in the lead and the two humans just behind?",9331.966,9337.308,125,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, We're fine like this.,9337.308,9340.738000000001,126,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Nott should be next to Caleb, because he
can't see. So Nott should be right next to Caleb.",9340.738,9345.212,120,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, Jester and Nott switch.,9345.212,9347.226999999999,128,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," Just don't spread out too far to where
we're not in shouting distance.",9347.227,9351.342,123,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Okay. So we spread.,9351.342,9354.312,120,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Technically, you're in the-- We'll go with
this.",9354.312,9357.271,127,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, We're all going to die anyway.,9359.093,9360.836000000001,126,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, Again.,9360.836,9362.355,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," You guys all carefully make your way into
the treeline. The smell here is definitely that of",9362.355,9369.701,127,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"low tide. You get that unearthing of sediment, and
the occasional whiff of dead fish.",9369.701,9378.178,127,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Do we smell any brimstone?,9378.178,9380.497,120,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," No, not at the moment. You guys push further
in. Are you being quiet about this?",9380.497,9385.001,127,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Then I would like you all to make a stealth
check.",9386.4,9389.737,127,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, Hey! There's my good roll!,9389.737,9391.617999999999,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, That's all right.,9391.618,9394.436,123,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, 17.,9394.436,9396.137999999999,120,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, 19.,9396.138,9397.246000000001,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, 16.,9397.246,9398.421999999999,128,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, 17.,9398.422,9399.415,123,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, 15.,9399.415,9400.313,125,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, 16.,9400.313,9401.234,126,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM,MATT and TRAVIS: Wow!,9401.234,9402.692000000001,126,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, There's that magic we never had.,9402.692,9405.487,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," As you guys slowly become a cohesive unit, a
true adventuring party, you begin to carefully",9405.487,9411.857,127,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"make your way through. Thankfully, most of the
small tree cluster, this small glade, the floor of",9411.857,9422.435,127,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"it is soft, and as you step, there's no heavy
snapping of twigs or crumbling of leaves.",9422.435,9427.617,127,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"Something does catch the edge of your foot on the
outskirts, Fjord, as you glance down. You see what",9427.617,9435.533,127,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"looks to be two crustacean shells: small crabs
that have been fished out of the nearby lake, and",9435.533,9444.41,127,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"have been completely eaten. The inside has been
cleared out.",9444.41,9449.133,127,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," Hold for a second. These shells have been
devoured.",9449.133,9454.362,128,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," Oh. I pass it down the line. The shells
have been devoured!",9454.362,9458.58,123,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, The bells have been deflowered.,9458.58,9460.774,125,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, The whales are in my power!,9460.774,9467.094,126,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, The veils are covered in flour.,9467.094,9471.737,120,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA,(laughter),9471.737,9477.623,120,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Something about being deflowered.,9477.623,9480.373,127,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, Did Toya love crabs?,9480.373,9483.252,126,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," She ate what was put in front of her. We
ate what was put in front of us. We're not picky people.",9483.252,9492.799,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," You guys continue about 30 or so feet into
the treeline, before you start finding, I wouldn't",9492.799,9500.908000000001,127,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"say a clearing, but the trees aren't as closely
placed together. There is some semblance of an",9500.908,9507.213,127,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,opening here and there.,9507.213,9508.89,127,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, What?,9508.89,9509.826,126,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Stop burping! Yes you did!,9509.826,9511.366,120,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, I didn't burp!,9511.366,9512.453,126,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, You probably just breathed out hard.,9512.453,9513.787,120,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," I'm sorry, it was me.",9513.787,9516.529,125,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, That was you?!,9516.529,9518.534,126,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," No, I meant Caleb's stink.",9518.534,9520.369999999999,125,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, I have not burped.,9520.37,9523.327000000001,126,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," I'm trying to keep an eye out for
anything.",9523.327,9528.527999999998,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Unfortunately, you're having a hard time to
make out any sign. You guys make your way towards",9528.528,9535.935,127,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,the center of this cluster of trees.,9535.935,9539.168,127,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," As we walk, Fjord and I will keep a
lookout for any more crustacean empty shells.",9539.168,9543.838,123,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Okay. Make a perception check. Well, one of
you do, the other can aid if you want to, and that",9543.838,9550.383,127,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,gives you advantage on the roll.,9550.383,9551.932999999999,127,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, Help me. I get advantage?,9551.933,9554.12,123,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Yeah.,9554.12,9555.342,127,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," Thank god you're helping me. Just
perception? 20 total.",9555.342,9561.102,123,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," You don't see any more crab shells, but you
do glance a bit ahead, and amongst the trees, you",9561.102,9570.75,127,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"can see stonework. Stones stacked in a wall that
is toppled over and fallen. A small ruin. Some",9570.75,9582.335,127,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"sort of a structure, once a single-story structure
that seems to have fallen inward and been",9582.335,9587.930999999999,127,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"destroyed. Partially overgrown, and what little
moonlight comes through, you can make out the",9587.931,9593.291000000001,127,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"shape of it. There's corners still standing, but
other than that, it looks like it's been toppled",9593.291,9598.951,129,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,over and left to ruin.,9598.951,9601.154999999999,129,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," Is that a cave? I think your eyes are
better than mine.",9601.155,9605.723,123,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA,"TRAVIS. Yeah. With my darkvision, can I zero-in on
what she's looking at?",9605.723,9609.728,123,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," If you get a little closer, you can, yeah.",9609.728,9611.149,129,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, I scoot up a little bit.,9611.149,9612.297999999999,128,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Okay. You creep up and you can see it's a
ruined building. It looks like it was 30 feet on",9612.298,9620.01,129,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"one side, 15 feet on the other. It's destroyed.",9620.01,9626.149,129,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," I can see why they say a witch was here.
It's pretty spooky in this light.",9626.149,9630.287,131,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," Even if we weren't here on business, I
really want to see this.",9630.287,9634.837,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Can we sneak around the hut?,9634.837,9636.529999999999,120,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, Can we surround the hut?,9636.53,9639.152,130,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, There's no hut. It's a ruin.,9639.152,9641.844,129,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Can we sneak around the ruin?,9641.844,9643.672999999999,120,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," We're building a narrative here that Matt
is not giving us.",9643.673,9647.161,130,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Like The Secret. You're manifesting a witch
fight here. ""Where's the hut?""",9647.161,9651.818,129,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, Let's approach.,9651.818,9656.374,131,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," You guys approach. Who's keeping visual
point on this?",9656.374,9662.119999999999,129,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, Who's got better eyes?,9662.12,9665.336000000001,130,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA,"TRAVIS, TALIESIN, and LAURA: I have darkvision.",9665.336,9668.501,130,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," I'm moving slow on purpose at the back of
the group now.",9668.501,9671.188,125,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," Which means you are, too.",9671.188,9672.712,131,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Who's helming this? I'll give one of you a
perception roll to help on this.",9672.712,9677.559,129,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," Go for it, Molly.",9677.559,9678.795,131,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," No, we're pointing at you.",9678.795,9680.54,120,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," You're pointing at me? I don't want
perception, you want Beau.",9680.54,9682.800000000001,131,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Technically, I should have given Beau
disadvantage because of her human eyes. I let it",9682.8,9686.975999999999,129,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,slide because you were looking for crustaceans.,9686.976,9688.658000000001,129,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," I'll do it! Because I like witch huts, I'll
do it. What's yours?",9688.658,9691.867,120,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, I'll do it.,9691.867,9693.982,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, I'm not used to you being a human.,9693.982,9696.418,129,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, He basically saw it.,9696.418,9698.105,130,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," I know. It worked out fine for the
narrative.",9698.105,9700.030999999999,129,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," I'll go for it. I don't get advantage on
this.",9700.031,9702.212000000001,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, No.,9702.212,9703.327,129,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," No, okay. God. Six.",9703.327,9708.023,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," It's too dark to see anything, even with
your darkvision. It looks like a ruin. It could",9708.023,9712.704,129,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,very well be that this island is abandoned.,9712.704,9714.605,129,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," Does it look like, when we get up close
to it, like it's caved in on top?",9714.605,9719.056999999999,130,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," It looks like whatever roof was has fallen
in, and all there are are some semblances of the",9719.057,9724.098,129,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"wall still standing, and corners to the structure,
but most of it is either crumbled in entirely--",9724.098,9728.539,129,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," Yeah, this is like a famine home in Ireland.
You can see the edges of it, probably.",9728.539,9733.320000000002,125,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Yep.,9733.32,9734.448,129,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," Fjord, give me a boost.",9734.448,9735.929,130,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," Yeah, sure.",9735.929,9737.375,131,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, Getting up on the roof.,9737.375,9741.258,130,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Okay. You climb up onto-- there is no roof
to it, per se. It's all fallen in.",9741.258,9746.932,129,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," There's a full hut with a witch inside,
Matt.",9746.932,9749.7,132,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM,(laughter),9749.7,9753.799,132,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," You want me to put a witch in this? You want
me to throw a witch in this? There can be a witch, Sam!",9753.799,9758.974,129,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," There's a full, two-story hut with a burning
fireplace.",9758.974,9761.472,132,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," I'll pull out the Baba Yaga, give me five
seconds.",9761.472,9763.483,125,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, I got rules for this shit in the book.,9763.483,9766.252,129,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," You hear a dice fall, ""And... six witches
come out.""",9766.252,9769.130000000001,130,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Yeah, going back to my first campaign. Roll
for number of witches. As you vault up to the top",9769.13,9778.590999999999,129,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"edge of one of the stronger walls, you head up
onto the side and glance to the back, right as a",9778.591,9786.24,129,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"pair of red eyes (whoosh) right up at you, and
this (growling).",9786.24,9790.775,129,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, We know that sound.,9790.775,9793.428,131,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, I need you to roll initiative.,9793.428,9795.677,129,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," I did not sneak that in, did I?",9795.677,9798.398,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Nope.,9798.398,9799.73,129,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," Everybody, or just her?",9799.73,9801.153,132,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, All of you.,9801.153,9802.457,129,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, All of us?,9802.457,9803.725,120,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA,(cheering),9803.725,9807.404,120,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," Which dice? I haven't rolled this dice
yet. Maybe it will be kind.",9807.404,9810.678,130,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, Look at this well-constructed map.,9810.678,9813.782,132,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," Oh, shit snacks.",9813.782,9816.655999999999,125,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," There's Beau, right there.",9816.656,9818.248000000001,129,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, Look at the size of that.,9818.248,9819.536,131,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," Look, you're up in the air, bro!",9819.536,9821.728,125,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, And little Toya.,9821.728,9823.542,120,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Whereabouts are you guys, currently?",9823.542,9826.476999999999,129,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, I would be the furthest back.,9826.477,9829.025000000001,125,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, Fjord's right next to me.,9829.025,9831.922999999999,130,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Me and Molly were closer to it.,9831.923,9833.741,120,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Fjord's right there, giving you the boost
up. You and Molly were close to it?",9833.741,9837.14,129,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Closer than Caleb. Yeah, that's good.",9837.14,9840.109999999999,120,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," You guys are next to each other, because
you're holding there. Molly moved up to probably",9840.11,9844.924,129,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,here. Around there?,9844.924,9846.62,129,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," Yeah, I'm all right with that.",9846.62,9848.236,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Yes, I'm good.",9848.236,9849.386,120,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Okay.,9849.386,9850.797,129,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," The trees are awesome. Oh man! That
fucking music.",9850.797,9859.513,131,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Let's go ahead and-- oh shit, okay.",9859.513,9865.429,129,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Oh no, they rolled really well.",9865.429,9869.359,120,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, They? It's just one.,9869.359,9871.68,132,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Toya's there too.,9871.68,9873.293,120,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, Toya's just a dwarf girl.,9873.293,9875.409,132,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, She's going to pull out some shit.,9875.409,9877.118,120,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," Yeah she is, don't trust that bitch.",9877.118,9878.533000000001,130,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," 25 to 20, anybody? Nott, since you got
high-- You got higher than that last time. 20 to 15?",9878.533,9885.760999999999,129,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, 18.,9885.761,9887.366,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, 16.,9887.366,9888.817,130,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Hold on. We have Molly up front at 18. Who's
next after that?",9888.817,9899.726999999999,129,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,MARISHA and LAURA: 16.,9899.727,9901.761,129,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, I'm at 15.,9901.761,9904.258,125,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, You and Frumpkin?,9904.258,9907.329,131,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," For the ease of this, we're going to run
with Frumpkin on your initiative order because",9907.329,9912.779,129,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"otherwise it's another initiative we have to worry
about.",9912.779,9915.211000000001,129,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, So keep him with me?,9915.211,9916.942,125,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Yeah. All right, so, Caleb. 15 to ten?",9916.942,9923.094,129,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, 11!,9923.094,9925.396999999999,132,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," All right, Nott. What did you get, Fjord?",9925.397,9928.585000000001,135,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, Five.,9928.585,9929.688999999998,134,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Oh no.,9929.689,9931.132,120,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," Wait, you can't see because you're looking
through the sparrow, or because you're a human?",9931.132,9935.636,132,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, I'm human.,9935.636,9936.957,125,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, That's why we're holding hands?,9936.957,9938.622000000001,132,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, We're not holding hands anymore.,9938.622,9940.224999999999,125,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Top of the combat round. Molly, you hear
this growl, and you watch Beau begin to react and",9940.225,9944.511,136,devil toad,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"get the staff ready and you immediately know this
is not good, but you're up first.",9944.511,9948.207,136,devil toad,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," I'm going to pull out both my swords,
and I'm going to drag them--",9948.207,9952.210000000001,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN,"LAURA and MARISHA: [imitating him] Borth your
swords!",9952.21,9954.275,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," Irish, Laura.",9954.275,9955.792,132,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," I'm not doing my accent right now. So
I'm going to pull out both the swords, and I'm",9955.792,9958.783,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN,"going to drag them on the back of my neck, and
before the blood even begins to pour, it goes",9958.783,9963.124,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN,straight into ice along the blades.,9963.124,9965.692,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, Sick.,9965.692,9967.193,137,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," You can only apply one per round on a bonus
action.",9967.193,9970.042,136,devil toad,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," Action, bonus action.",9970.042,9971.182999999999,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Oh, you're doing both right now?",9971.183,9972.431,136,devil toad,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, Action and bonus action.,9972.431,9973.606,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Technically it's a bonus action; you can't
convert an action to a bonus action.",9973.606,9975.471,136,devil toad,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," I can't turn an action to a bonus
action?",9975.471,9976.932999999999,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, No. Unfortunately.,9976.933,9978.147,136,devil toad,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," All right, that's fair.",9978.147,9979.235,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Yeah, you could apply it once, and then you
still have your action if you want to.",9979.235,9982.91,136,devil toad,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, Okay.,9982.91,9984.467,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," You can mark down, you take down your
temporary hit points or your max hit points to 22.",9984.467,9989.033000000001,136,devil toad,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," I'm going to move around and I'm going
to try and get a little cover right here.",9989.033,9996.586,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Okay. You move there?,9996.586,9998.49,136,devil toad,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," I'm going to move there, and I'm going
to hold my attack until there's something to hit.",9998.49,10003.682999999999,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN,"I'm going to try and make a little wave at Yasha.
Toya. Ah, brain.",10003.683,10012.707,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, It is now Kylre's turn.,10012.707,10016.467,136,devil toad,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," Oh, shit, right away.",10016.467,10018.832,137,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," All right, seeing you right there, the devil
toad turns to little Toya to the side, who looks a",10018.832,10026.539,136,devil toad,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"bit dirtied at a glance, and goes, ""They're trying
to take you away. Come, sing for us! Stop them!""",10026.539,10035.24,136,devil toad,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," I look down at Fjord and I go: let me
down! Help me down!",10035.24,10039.168,133,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, What?,10039.168,10040.595,137,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," All right. The devil toad is going to
straight leap, which would pass through your-- you",10040.595,10053.999,136,devil toad,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"get an attack of opportunity-- and land right
there.",10053.999,10059.627,136,devil toad,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, Look at the size of that thing.,10059.627,10061.999,137,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Make your attack, if you want to.",10061.999,10063.723,136,devil toad,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," I can't really do anything; it's just a
whack, right?",10063.723,10066.67,133,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," It's just a hit with your staff, yeah.",10066.67,10068.828,136,devil toad,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," Okay, 21.",10068.828,10070.696,133,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, That hits! Go ahead and roll damage.,10070.696,10072.262,136,devil toad,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," Just with my staff, right?",10072.262,10074.695000000002,133,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Correct.,10074.695,10076.309,136,devil toad,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, Not great. Seven points of damage.,10076.309,10079.161,133,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Seven points of damage. You smack it on the
way, with this horrible wet thud to the back of its",10079.161,10085.12,136,devil toad,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"body, but it moves through with immense speed,
especially with the density and the weight of this",10085.12,10089.917000000001,136,devil toad,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"thing as it lands, the ground shakes in the area,
the vicinity, and as it lands, it uses its action",10089.917,10096.159,136,devil toad,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,to Summon Devil.,10096.159,10097.76,136,devil toad,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, Summon Devil?,10097.76,10100.288,133,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," As it lands, it begins to mutter a language
under its breath. Anybody here speak Infernal?",10100.288,10108.026,136,devil toad,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, Yeah.,10108.026,10109.325,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," You hear an incantation that essentially
amounts to a faint, ""Come, protect me, brothers,""",10109.325,10116.244,136,devil toad,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"beneath its breath, and three bursts of flame.",10116.244,10119.509,136,devil toad,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, Three!? Not three!,10119.509,10121.893,132,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, As three imps apparate in the vicinity.,10121.893,10125.435,136,devil toad,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, Fucking imps!,10125.435,10126.823999999999,133,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Here and here. Roll their initiative. Okay.,10126.824,10135.534,136,devil toad,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, (singing) We're fucked. We're fucked.,10135.534,10138.323,120,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, So excited right now!,10138.323,10143.436,137,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," That's his action, and Toya's up next! Toya
actually rolled initiative just below.",10143.436,10147.436,136,devil toad,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, She wants to be our friend.,10147.436,10149.752,137,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Toya is looking around, looking scared,
looking at you motioning towards her. (sung note)",10149.752,10162.064,136,devil toad,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"Her haunting voice begins to spread from her and I
need all of you to make a wisdom saving throw, please.",10162.064,10167.736,136,devil toad,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," Oh, shit.",10167.736,10169.976,137,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, 15.,10169.976,10172.562,132,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, Also 15.,10172.562,10175.681,133,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, 20.,10175.681,10177.061,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, 17. Natural 17.,10177.061,10179.917,137,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, 20.,10179.917,10181.350999999999,125,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, Still 15.,10181.351,10182.76,132,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Nine.,10182.76,10184.537,120,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Okay. That's some good saving throws, guys.
All of you shake your head and back away. You:",10184.537,10192.74,136,devil toad,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"your eyes move towards her, and there's an
enchantment that pulls your attention. You have",10192.74,10199.457,136,devil toad,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"disadvantage on any attack rolls you make for the
next turn. She, scared, sees you, and begins to",10199.457,10205.53,136,devil toad,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"walk back this way and hide behind the wall, but
continues to sing, giving this aura in the",10205.53,10211.651,136,devil toad,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"vicinity. That ends Toya's turn. Beau, you're up,
as well as Jester.",10211.651,10215.91,136,devil toad,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, I'm going to Invoke Duplicity.,10215.91,10220.773,120,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," So that's your action? Where are you placing
your--?",10220.773,10224.106,136,devil toad,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, So she can appear anywhere?,10224.106,10227.447,120,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Let me see real fast. Still getting used to
these new abilities.",10227.447,10232.05,136,devil toad,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," Use your D&D Next to look at the information
about that spell.",10232.05,10237.059,132,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," It appears anywhere within 30 feet of you in
an unoccupied space.",10237.059,10239.627999999999,136,devil toad,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Tight. Okay, she's going to appear in the
tree in front of me. Next to Fjord.",10239.628,10247.944000000001,120,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," Wait, did you have two minis made for
yourself?",10247.944,10251.208999999999,132,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," No, Matt did the second one! Isn't that
cool!?",10251.209,10254.185000000001,120,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," Ah, wow.",10254.185,10255.967999999999,132,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Then as me, I'm going to run away. Can I
run behind a tree and crouch?",10255.968,10267.451000000001,120,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, You can go around this one there.,10267.451,10269.517999999998,136,devil toad,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, I'm going to crouch behind it.,10269.518,10271.025,120,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," That gives you some cover. That's your turn.
Beau, you're up.",10271.025,10274.199,136,devil toad,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, That's my turn.,10274.199,10275.752,120,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," I'm going to vault off of the platform
that I'm on, and I'm going to go for Toya. I'm",10275.752,10284.693000000001,133,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA,"going to take my bo staff. I'm going to try and
take her where her throat is and grapple her down",10284.693,10290.690999999999,133,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA,"to the ground. Like to basically throat crush and
get on top of her.",10290.691,10296.182,133,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," All right, make an acrobatics check.",10296.182,10297.533000000001,136,devil toad,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, Little larynx assault.,10297.533,10298.955,137,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," I feel like Beau will have far less
problems hurting children.",10298.955,10302.223,120,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, Yeah. Okay. 15.,10302.223,10308.085,133,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Yeah. You make the landing, roll, and go
towards her. You're going to use your action to grapple?",10308.085,10314.866,136,devil toad,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, Grapple her down.,10314.866,10316.26,133,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Go ahead and make an athletics check,
please.",10316.26,10318.609,136,devil toad,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," Put her in a body bag, Johnny!",10318.609,10324.464,125,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, That was so close.,10324.464,10327.268,137,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," It's a 14. Yeah, I know, you can barely
see that one. Athletics you said? 19. 18, sorry!",10327.268,10335.387,133,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," As you land, you manage to grapple Toya and
using the staff you press her against the wall,",10335.387,10342.916000000001,138,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"and the scared dwarf girl's eyes are open wide.
The singing falters for a second, but she",10342.916,10350.31,138,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"continues to still sing, and you see her eyes
looking around desperately for--",10350.31,10353.421999999999,138,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, Do I have a bonus?,10353.422,10354.658000000001,133,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," I mean, you have a bonus action, yes.",10354.658,10356.502999999999,138,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," Can I crush in a little bit further and
get her to stop singing?",10356.503,10359.888,133,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, I'm so proud of you.,10359.888,10361.380000000001,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, Crush that windpipe.,10361.38,10363.195,132,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, Just a little!,10363.195,10364.893,133,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Technically a grapple is an attack, so it's
an attack action, so yeah. You can.",10364.893,10368.503,138,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," That's right. Y'all thought Keyleth was a
fuck-up. What am I doing, just a straight attack?",10368.503,10377.378,133,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Just a straight attack. If you're just
hitting, or pushing ahead with it, I'll say.",10377.378,10380.603000000001,138,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, 11.,10380.603,10381.71,133,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," 11? Does not hit, actually.",10381.71,10383.928,138,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, She's got the strongest windpipe ever.,10384.228,10388.831999999999,120,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," It's more that fact that as you're pressing
in, she's adjusting her body and she's reaching",10388.832,10392.697,138,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"up, grabbing, and trying to keep her voice
emitting from her throat. You can't seem to get a",10392.697,10397.685,138,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"beat to press. She looks genuinely really scared
and freaking out at being put in this position.",10397.685,10402.886999999999,138,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," I'm just going to say: I felt bad for you
before, but now you should be scared.",10402.887,10406.867,133,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Okay. That ends Beau's turn. Caleb, you're
up.",10406.867,10413.218,138,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," Question: is the humans' visibility shit
right now?",10413.218,10416.967,141,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Yeah, there's no light in here.",10416.967,10418.485,138,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," So I can't see what I'm doing, right?",10418.485,10420.710000000001,141,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Most any roll you'd be making would be at
disadvantage.",10420.71,10423.372,138,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," Okay, so four globules of light go (popping)
out of my hands and one of them hovers--",10423.372,10430.758,141,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Actually, we have a light for this. Forgot
about that! I should've put that on. Hints of",10430.758,10436.979,138,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,moonlight.,10436.979,10438.07,138,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," It's a row of four globules of light. One is
hanging above where my miniature is now. One is",10438.07,10442.748,141,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM,"closer to froggy. One is, like a line over the
building, so that there's one also hanging over",10442.948,10447.937,141,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM,Beauregard.,10447.937,10449.574,141,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," We'll say within this vicinity here, the
entire center of the island now glows. You can see",10449.574,10455.209,138,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"the ruins casting shadows off against the rocks in
the vicinity from where each globe is placed. You",10455.209,10459.911,138,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"all have a pretty good view of the battlefield at
the moment.",10459.911,10463.451000000001,138,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," With my remaining movement, I'm hauling ass
towards Fjord and whichever Jester that is ahead",10463.451,10468.921999999999,141,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM,of me.,10468.922,10470.871000000001,141,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," You can get right behind Fjord if you want
to. That ends Caleb's turn. Nott, you're up.",10470.871,10477.114,138,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," Okay. Seeing where Caleb has run-- If I move,
will that imp next to me get an attack?",10477.114,10483.842999999999,140,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, One way to find out.,10483.843,10485.217,138,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," Okay. Well then, I will turn to the imp next
to me and I will slash at it with my shortsword.",10485.217,10491.773000000001,140,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Okay, go for it.",10491.773,10493.198999999999,138,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, Two.,10494.547,10496.311,140,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Don't you add something?,10496.311,10497.815999999999,120,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, Two plus six. Eight.,10497.816,10499.321,140,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Eight.,10499.321,10500.826,138,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," As you swing wide, it flaps its wings
backward and the tiny demonic humanoid creature",10500.83,10505.286,138,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,with its wings in the air goes (cackling).,10505.286,10508.627,138,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," All right, I will bonus action disengage and
run to Caleb.",10508.997,10513.393,140,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Okay, there's that.",10513.393,10515.503,138,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," Disengage, baby!",10515.503,10517.24,139,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, So proud! So proud!,10517.24,10519.274,141,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Okay, so you're all clustered up here behind
the ruins.",10519.274,10521.014,138,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, So smart.,10521.014,10522.319,120,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, They can't get us over here.,10522.319,10524.494999999999,140,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM,(laughter),10524.495,10526.928000000002,140,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," All right, so that finishes your turn, Nott.
Fjord, you're up.",10526.928,10530.998,138,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," Over the top of the ruins, can I see the
hellish toad?",10530.998,10534.018,139,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," You can. With the light that's burning up
there, it only goes about maybe five or six feet",10534.018,10537.548,138,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,there. You have a good view of the creature.,10537.548,10539.5,138,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," Can I use for my bonus action my
Hexblade's Curse?",10539.5,10543.687,139,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, That you can!,10543.687,10545.298,138,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, What?! Hexblade's Curse?,10545.298,10547.797,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," I gain bonus to my damage rolls. A 19 or a
20 is a crit. When it dies, I might get something.",10547.797,10555.306,139,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," As you focus on it, and you condense your
attention, you guys watch as the blade in Fjord's",10555.306,10564.2,138,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"hand shimmers slightly. What was previously a
faint bit of polished metallic suddenly begins to",10564.2,10574.389000000001,138,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"grow something organic looking. A cluster of
barnacles begin to appear out of the hilt of the",10574.389,10580.788999999999,138,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"weapon and curl down about three or four inches
down the blade, and it begins to drip water,",10580.789,10586.25,138,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"sourceless. Like it was freshly pulled out of the
ocean. The shadows that had been drawn from the",10586.25,10593.553,138,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"nearby bits of stonework begin to tear into the
body of the devil toad who looks around at the",10593.553,10600.648,138,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"ground as there's now this squirrely swirling bit
of black energy that's wrapping around and causing",10600.648,10607.374,138,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"it to look about confused at its torso. That's
your bonus action.",10607.374,10611.583,138,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," I'm coming for you. I'll roll around the
right side so I can see Toya.",10611.583,10615.425000000001,139,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, All right.,10615.425,10616.383,138,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," I'll use Eldritch Blast at Toya being held
down by Beau.",10616.383,10622.521999999999,139,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," He gets advantage, right, because she's
pinned?",10624.112,10626.716999999999,133,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," You're shooting Toya? Or are you shooting
the toad?",10626.774,10629.866,138,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, I'm sorry. The toad.,10629.866,10631.217,139,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," Oh sorry, sorry, sorry.",10631.217,10632.892,133,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, That is a 19. That is a crit.,10632.892,10637.488,139,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," For the Hexblade's Curse, we'll have to
double check.",10637.664,10639.701000000001,138,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," Oh, it is melee.",10639.701,10641.180999999999,139,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," It is for your melee. I don't think it's for
spells unfortunately.",10641.181,10643.935000000001,138,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," That's right. It is melee. Yeah, I'm
staying right there. Plus six, so that's a 25.",10643.935,10648.555999999999,139,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Yeah, that hits. Go ahead and roll damage.",10648.556,10651.542000000001,138,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," Every time he casts a spell, does it go
(sings Dueling Banjos).",10651.542,10655.177,140,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM,(laughter),10655.177,10657.598,140,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," 13, 14, 15.",10658.941,10663.092,139,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, 15?! Slick.,10663.092,10665.83,138,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, From that blast? Sick.,10665.83,10668.758,141,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Because it's plus--?,10668.758,10670.241,138,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," 1d8 plus four, plus two for the Hexblade's
Curse.",10670.241,10673.209,139,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," The hexblade-- is that also for a melee
weapon though?",10673.209,10676.169,138,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," Bonus to damage rolls against the cursed
target. It equals my proficiency bonus.",10677.559,10682.211,139,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Great, yeah. That's 15? With that as you
snipe through the pommel of your blade, the energy",10682.454,10690.699,138,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"blast strikes and the toad-- as it impacts, the
shadows seem to grab the bolts of energy and tear",10690.699,10696.258,138,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"them back towards it's torso causing additional
damage as it (grunts in pain).",10696.258,10700.914999999999,142,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," Can I use the rest of my movement-- yeah,
no, I'm good where I am.",10700.915,10704.103000000001,139,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Okay. That's the end of your turn. Top of
the round. Now the imps go.",10704.352,10707.766000000001,142,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, Oh boy.,10707.766,10708.985999999999,140,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Imps are the top of the round?,10708.986,10711.093,120,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Yep.,10711.093,10712.029,142,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Jeez louise.,10712.029,10713.719000000001,120,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, Times three right?,10713.719,10715.964,139,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," Nope, that's a mistake. You also don't mean
to do that.",10715.964,10721.706,141,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Two, three, four.",10721.706,10723.899,142,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, Twenty feet speed.,10723.899,10726.202,139,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Oh no, it's a 40 foot fly speed!",10726.202,10730.31,142,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,(groans),10730.31,10731.841,142,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, Of course it is.,10731.841,10733.376,133,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," Opening your mouth right there. That was
so useful! So useful!",10733.376,10738.050000000001,143,caduceus,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," All right, cool.",10738.05,10739.471,142,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, My apologies.,10739.666,10740.914999999999,139,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," With that, all three are of
them are going to make a sting strike. That's one",10740.915,10744.87,142,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"against you, Caleb. That's a natural three plus
five. That's eight.",10744.87,10750.660000000002,142,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," Ooh, it almost got me though.",10750.66,10752.925,141,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Misses you. Against Nott, that-- Jesus.
Nine.",10752.925,10757.373,142,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, No.,10757.373,10758.618999999999,140,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Then Molly. A 17 plus five.,10758.619,10761.594000000001,142,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," Yep, that hit me.",10761.594,10764.079,143,caduceus,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN,(laughter),10764.079,10765.509,143,caduceus,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," Actually, is it close enough to me that
I would have taken a swipe at it anyways?",10765.509,10768.564,143,caduceus,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," You would have. You take your strike as it
comes into range.",10768.564,10772.086000000001,142,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, That's a 13?,10773.757,10776.205,144,molly,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, 13 does hit. Just hits!,10776.205,10778.881,142,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," That's a 1d6 plus 1d4. That's eight
damage plus one cold damage, so nine damage.",10778.881,10790.321,144,molly,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Nine points of damage. As it swings down
with its wings, you arc out with your scimitar and",10790.321,10797.33,142,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"you carve through its body. It looks horribly
hurt, blood spatters across your arm and across",10797.33,10802.435,142,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,your forearm from the creature.,10802.435,10803.894,142,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"But it still survives and jams its stinger
into you. You suffer from that--",10803.894,10810.349,142,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,It's cocked. That is five points of,10811.823,10814.26,142,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"piercing damage and you have to make a
constitution saving throw, please.",10814.26,10818.535,142,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," Five points of damage and a constitution
saving throw.",10818.535,10820.681,144,molly,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Correct.,10820.681,10822.652,142,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, Constitution saving throw.,10823.822,10826.506,144,molly,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN,Goddamn it. 11.,10832.655,10834.829000000002,144,molly,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," 11 is just what you need to succeed! You
only suffer four points of poison damage.",10834.829,10838.416,142,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, So I just took--,10838.561,10840.921,144,molly,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Nine points of damage total.,10840.921,10843.765,142,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, That's nothing! You're fine.,10843.765,10845.839,140,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, That's a lot.,10845.839,10847.478,144,molly,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, We each have like 150 hit points.,10847.478,10850.077,140,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," The Hexblade's Curse is on any damage,
it's not melee.",10850.077,10852.919,139,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Correct.,10852.919,10854.551,142,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," I could roll an extra damage die, and it
would be for that crit. The 19.",10854.551,10859.738,139,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Oh wait! Okay, good to know.",10859.738,10862.041,142,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," It doesn't have to be melee. I had it
right there and I should've read it.",10862.041,10864.8,139,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Thank you for clarifying. Go ahead and roll
another die.",10864.8,10867.225999999999,142,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," And it's a 1d10, not a 1d8. I was talking
out my ass before. So ten.",10867.292,10872.603,139,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, You rolled a ten?,10872.603,10874.095,142,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," No, I rolled four.",10874.095,10875.269999999999,139,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Well, it's the additional die.",10875.27,10876.6,142,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," Thank you, just the four.",10876.6,10878.41,139,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," So 19 damage on that one, nice. Good to know,
thank you. That brings us to the end of the imp's",10878.41,10883.459,142,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"turn. Molly, you're up.",10883.62,10885.630000000001,142,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," I'm going to use my bonus action, take a
slash at that imp. I can only use it as an action,",10885.63,10896.194,144,molly,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN,right?,10896.194,10897.41,144,molly,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Well, no. You have to attack with one hand
and then as a bonus you can attack with the",10897.41,10900.952,142,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,other.,10900.952,10902.211,142,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," Okay, I'll burn my attack hitting that
bloody imp.",10902.211,10907.604,144,molly,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," You can attack with the one that's not
enchanted if you wanted to.",10907.604,10910.367999999999,142,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," No, I'll hit it with the enchanted one.",10910.368,10912.046,144,molly,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Okay.,10912.046,10913.601,142,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," I'm really hurt and I just took nine
points of damage.",10913.601,10917.032000000001,144,molly,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Go for it.,10917.032,10918.018,142,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," Yeah, 19 to hit.",10918.76,10920.777,144,molly,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," That hits, go ahead and roll damage.",10920.777,10923.025,142,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, That's seven points of damage.,10923.025,10925.541,144,molly,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," With a scream and a burst of flame and
sulfurous cloud, the imp flickers out of",10925.541,10931.527999999998,142,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,existence.,10931.528,10932.877,142,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," I'm going to pull back behind this tree
trunk then and get a little cover to figure out",10932.877,10938.887,144,molly,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN,"what to do next, because I'm really hurt.",10938.887,10941.524000000001,144,molly,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Okay, you used your action, you still have
your bonus action.",10941.524,10943.317,142,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," Yeah. I can't heal or anything. My god,
I can't do anything.",10943.317,10946.322999999999,144,molly,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," You can still attack with your bonus action
if you wanted to. Okay, then back away. That's",10946.323,10953.735,142,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"your turn then. Molly's done. Kylre, let's see
here. He's going to make a standing leap.",10953.735,10966.457,142,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, No-o-o-o!,10966.982,10969.614,120,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA,"(counting) 30, he can land right there.",10975.281,10977.311000000002,120,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, Juggernaut.,10977.403,10978.589,140,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Lands right next to you, Caleb, you get
knocked almost off your feet and barely hold",10978.589,10981.998,142,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"yourself there. As it lands, you glance over your
shoulder at it, its eyes burn ever bright and you",10981.998,10993.767,142,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"feel this horrible sickening sensation crawl
across your body, make a wisdom saving throw.",10993.767,10999.405,142,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Oh god.,10999.405,11000.954000000002,145,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, 20.,11003.424,11004.227,141,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, That succeeds the saving throw.,11004.937,11007.262999999999,142,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, He's so wise!,11007.263,11009.813,140,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," You are not stunned, as the siphon life
deals four points of psychic damage to you.",11009.813,11016.724,142,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, Okay. Plenty to spare.,11016.724,11020.004,141,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM,"However, he gains four temporary hit points.",11020.004,11023.09,141,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, He gains four?,11023.207,11024.308,139,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Yes. The life that it pulls from you
bolsters himself and it would've been a lot worse",11024.308,11028.677000000001,142,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"if you had failed, so that's good. All right,
that's going to end Kylre's turn. Now going to",11028.806,11034.514000000001,142,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"Toya, who's still singing, I need everybody to
make a wisdom saving throw, please.",11034.514,11038.945,142,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, 16.,11042.564,11044.242,144,molly,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, 14.,11044.242,11045.504,139,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, 21.,11045.504,11046.593,145,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, 19.,11046.593,11047.874000000002,140,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, 20.,11047.874,11048.969,146,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," What is this, wisdom? 23.",11048.969,11051.437999999998,141,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Yes. You guys are rolling some crazy fucking
saving throws!",11051.438,11054.015,142,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, Just saves.,11054.015,11055.824999999999,146,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Jesus. Well, Toya keeps singing. She's
starting to cry now, you can see tears running",11055.924,11060.582,142,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"down her face as you're pushing her into the wall.
That ends Toya's turn, Beau and Jester, you're up.",11060.582,11069.777,142,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Am I within hitting range--
me-me-me--",11071.569,11075.518,145,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA,Can I run away without getting hit?,11075.625,11078.902,145,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, You don't know.,11078.902,11081.159,142,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Okay. Do you want to do something first?,11081.159,11086.298999999999,145,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," Go for it, I'm just going to be like:
Shh, shut up! So go ahead.",11086.299,11090.325,146,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Okay. I'm going to, with my duplicity self,
get up on the roof.",11090.325,11097.136,145,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, All right.,11097.136,11100.04,142,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Right there. She's going to Guiding Bolt
straight in his face.",11100.04,11106.893,145,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Okay, go ahead and roll for the attack.
Guiding Bolt is a ranged spell attack, correct?",11106.893,11114.24,142,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Yes.,11114.24,11115.526,145,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA,Balls! Seven.,11116.842,11121.907000000001,145,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Seven is not a hit. As you attempt to fire
the bolt outward, the devil creature glances up",11121.907,11129.382,142,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"and sees your secondary form and then ducks, as it
blasts into the ground right by your feet, arcing",11129.382,11134.618999999999,142,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"past and exploding across the dirt and bits of--
whatever it is there. The word escaped me in the",11134.619,11142.145,142,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,moment.,11142.145,11143.298,142,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, Gore!,11143.298,11144.695000000002,140,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Yes. Well, no, I was going to say compost.
There you go, compost was the word I was looking",11144.695,11147.822,142,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,for.,11147.822,11148.334,142,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Skinky-doodie!,11148.334,11150.37,145,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA,"I am going to say: you are so stupid, why
did you get up on the roof like that?! That's why",11150.642,11153.628999999999,145,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA,"he saw you! I am going to run to the tree,
straight back.",11153.629,11159.387,145,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Okay. As you come out of the way, the toad's
long-armed reach swipes out at you as a reaction.",11159.691,11166.673,142,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, Jester has some self-deprecation issues?,11171.238,11174.238,147,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA,That is going to be 16 to hit.,11174.238,11176.302,147,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, It doesn't hit me. 17.,11176.477,11178.475,145,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, You have AC 17?,11178.475,11179.81,139,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," I got a shield, bitches.",11179.81,11181.671999999999,145,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," As you run and dart, you see the giant arm
coming down towards you, and you pull the shield",11181.672,11185.257,148,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"up and it almost causes you to trip from the sheer
force of the impact. But the brunt of it is taken",11185.257,11190.306,148,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"by the shield as it scrapes off and you hear this
horrible grinding of metal as its claws scoop",11190.306,11194.865,148,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"across the outside of it. That ends your turn I
believe. Beau.",11194.865,11199.112,148,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," Okay, so I've got the little girl pinned,
and I am going to go, shh. I am going to take my",11199.112,11207.371,147,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA,arm and--,11207.371,11208.929,147,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Are you trying to cover her mouth?,11208.929,11210.564,148,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, Yep.,11210.564,11212.41,147,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Okay. Go ahead and make an additional
athletics check.",11212.41,11218.927,148,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," I want to jam my whole forearm in her
mouth.",11218.927,11221.643,147,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, All right. Make an athletics check.,11221.643,11223.163,148,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, Okay.,11223.163,11224.266,147,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," It's your forte, so--",11226.496,11228.011999999999,141,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, Ten!,11228.012,11229.76,147,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," She rolled a ten as well. That is
considered--",11232.165,11236.054,148,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, A roll off! I get to roll again!,11236.054,11239.391,147,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA,(laughter),11239.391,11240.48,147,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," No, I believe for contesting...",11240.48,11243.66,148,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," Yeah, because if it was AC, it would be
just enough. But--",11243.66,11246.496,139,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Right. I'm looking at contesting grapple
checks here real fast.",11246.496,11250.393999999998,148,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," Ah, learning.",11250.394,11251.996000000001,144,molly,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, (inaudible auctioneer voice),11255.886,11258.067000000001,139,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS,(laughter),11258.18,11260.95,139,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, That was Fjord's other job.,11261.369,11263.581,145,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, As a manure salesman.,11263.581,11265.148,139,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS,(laughter),11265.148,11266.804999999998,139,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Doesn't say as part of the rules. I'll say,
for the hell of it, let's roll it one more time.",11266.805,11271.122,148,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, Okay!,11271.122,11272.642,149,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, It's a roll off!,11272.642,11273.944,140,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, Dance battle!,11275.468,11276.897,149,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," Get back in there, Rocky!",11276.897,11279.122000000001,141,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," Ah-- this one! Don't fuck me, blue! No,
that's good, plus, my athletics, right?",11279.122,11285.519999999999,149,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Yes.,11285.52,11287.407000000001,148,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," 16, thank you.",11287.407,11289.249,149,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Natural 18. This tiny little dwarf girl, her
stout form still manages to pull your arm back",11289.249,11296.389,148,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"from her mouth. The voice continues to
billow outward.",11296.389,11302.148,148,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," It's because she is really a tentacle. She is
part of him--",11302.148,11305.731,140,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, Do I have a bonus action?,11305.839,11307.527,149,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Yeah, it was an attack, yeah. It was a
grapple attack. You do.",11307.527,11310.896,148,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," Can I try something else like that again,
or do I just get an attack?",11310.896,11317.29,149,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," I mean, what you want to do?",11317.29,11320.947,148,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," Okay, my arm doesn't work. I am going
to--",11320.947,11324.657,149,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Punch her in the face!,11324.657,11325.919,145,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, Knock her the fuck out!,11325.919,11327.509,150,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," Yeah, I'm going to be like, fuck! I'm
going to elbow her right in the temple and try and",11327.509,11331.096,149,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA,knock her out.,11331.096,11332.359,149,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Okay, make an attack.",11332.359,11334.347,148,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, Natural 18. 24.,11337.366,11341.331,149,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," That hits, roll damage.",11341.331,11343.276,148,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," Right, 22, yes, 22. No, 24. I'm confused.
Okay.",11343.276,11349.151,149,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, New characters.,11349.151,11351.095,139,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," New characters, new characters. 
New character, who dis?",11351.095,11353.939999999999,149,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA,"Ah, yeah, okay, eight damage!",11354.101,11356.28,149,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Eight damage. Whack! As you smack her in the
side of the head, her eyes loll back and she falls",11356.28,11362.285,148,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,limp in your grasp. She's unconscious.,11362.285,11364.732,148,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, Wow.,11366.706,11368.132,139,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, The singing immediately stops.,11368.135,11370.5,148,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Oh, he is going to be so pissed!",11370.775,11373.246,145,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," Oh yeah, tiny dancer coming.",11373.246,11376.115,139,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," That's all. That ends my turn right? I'm
holding this girl?",11376.115,11378.401,149,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," You have your movement. You are holding her
there.",11378.401,11380.053,148,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," Oh, I'm holding her? Can I drag her back
a bit? Into the woods.",11380.053,11387.688,149,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Okay, it's half movement to drag her. That's
as far as you can get.",11387.688,11391.086,148,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," I'm going to be quiet. Can I support her
head?",11391.086,11395.937,149,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," As soon as the singing stops. (grunts) The
toad looks over the shoulder and sees you dragging",11396.021,11402.773000000001,148,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"her back. What previously was this low, guttural
growl becomes this bellowing scream of hatred.",11402.773,11415.669,148,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"That ends your turn, Beau.",11415.669,11417.231,148,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," What are the odds you think that Yasha's on
this island and she's going to come save us all?",11417.231,11420.706,145,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Caleb, your turn.",11420.706,11421.831,148,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," As soon as it starts roaring, I am
surrounded, I have nowhere to go so I pull the",11421.831,11425.413,150,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM,"diamond out, spin it, and the ice shards start to
shoot and I pick it up and I throw it in his",11425.413,11431.149000000001,150,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM,bellybutton.,11431.149,11432.671999999999,150,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," All right. You are in melee range with a
creature doing a ranged spell attack, so go ahead",11432.672,11438.206,148,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,and roll your attack. It has disadvantage.,11438.206,11439.795,148,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," That's okay because if I move I am dicked.
That's not good. That's terrible. The second one",11439.795,11448.43,150,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM,was so good though. That's not great. That's ten.,11448.43,11453.436,150,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Unfortunately, as you're scared, the sound
of its screaming causes you to shake as you",11453.436,11458.291,148,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"release the blast. Unfortunately, your fingers
lose the hold of your diamond for a moment and you",11458.291,11464.805999999999,148,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"have to actually catch it. As you do, the spell
dissipates and fumbles. Anything else on your",11464.806,11471.488000000001,148,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"turn, Caleb?",11471.488,11473.044,148,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," I'm going to-- Nope. I'm going to stay there
and freeze. Freeze up. The cat's a bird and she",11473.044,11488.947,150,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM,flies up straight.,11488.947,11491.331,150,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," That ends Caleb's turn. Nott, you're up.",11491.331,11494.949,148,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, Warhorn.,11494.949,11499.911,139,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Do something cool.,11499.911,11502.742,145,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," I mean I can-- seeing Caleb surrounded, Nott
will leap on to the beast's face and stab it in",11502.742,11514.764000000001,140,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM,the neck.,11514.764,11517.222,140,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Which one, the toad?",11517.222,11518.524,148,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, The big one.,11518.524,11519.571,140,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, You will get an attack--,11519.571,11522.99,148,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, I'll disengage first.,11522.99,11524.696,140,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM,"MATT Okay, so you disengage as a bonus action.
Move over--",11524.696,11527.298,140,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, You knocked me off the roof.,11527.298,11529.117,145,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, I'm sorry.,11529.117,11530.602,148,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," She didn't feel anything. She doesn't have
actual nerves.",11530.602,11535.936000000002,145,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Exactly. As you push away from the imp as it
tries to strike at you, seeing your friend in",11535.936,11542.961,148,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"serious danger here, you dive into the shadows,
leap into the air. Go ahead and roll an attack.",11542.961,11547.46,148,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, 19.,11547.46,11549.491999999998,140,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," 19 hits. Go ahead and roll damage plus sneak
attack, because Caleb is in range.",11549.492,11555.005000000001,148,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," Nine, ten, plus fury of the small, 12.",11555.005,11559.826,140,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," All right. So 12 points of damage. As you
drive the blade into the devil toad, you see it",11559.826,11567.539999999999,148,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"plunge right to the hilt and it begins to bleed
from the wound but its attention is still focused",11567.54,11573.327000000001,148,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"on the unconscious dwarf being dragged off by the
monk. But that was a pretty sizeable blow. That",11573.327,11580.936,151,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,ends your turn I believe. Fjord.,11580.936,11583.141,151,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," All right, I have a question. Hexblade's
Curse. If I do another bonus action, does",11583.141,11588.644,152,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS,"Hexblade's Curse keep going? It doesn't say-- it
says if the curse ends early or the target dies",11588.644,11594.438,152,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS,"or you die or you're incapacitated, it drops but
nothing else.",11594.438,11598.133,152,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Does it say it's concentration?,11598.133,11599.339,151,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, It doesn't say.,11599.339,11600.506,152,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Then I would say it's not concentration,11600.506,11601.831999999999,151,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," Fucking A. With my bonus action, can I
cast Wrathful Smite?",11601.832,11606.008,152,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Yes you may.,11606.008,11607.596,151,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, May I charge el toad from hell-o?,11607.596,11613.876,152,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," That you can. As you run through the space
between that large rock and the exterior of the",11613.876,11619.68,151,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"ruined building, your large blade, water drifts
off of it behind. It seems to almost perpetually",11619.68,11628.103000000001,151,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"emanate its own source of water. You arc with the
blade forward. Go ahead and make your strike.",11628.103,11632.926,151,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, 17 to hit.,11632.926,11638.276,152,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, That hits.,11638.276,11639.483,151,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, Beautiful. This is a 1d8.,11639.483,11642.589,152,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Is it one-handed, or are you holding it with
two hands?",11642.589,11645.792,151,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, I didn't really say.,11645.792,11647.108999999999,152,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, You did not.,11647.109,11648.188,151,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," So I'll go with the lower of the two. 1d8
plus four. 12 plus a 1d6 psychic damage and he has",11648.188,11656.538,152,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS,to make--,11656.538,11657.460000000001,152,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Was it plus four, right?",11657.46,11658.83,151,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, It is plus four.,11658.83,11660.287,152,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Your charisma's plus four. Then you get a
plus two because of your Hex, so technically it's",11660.287,11664.882,151,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"16. Sorry, 14.",11664.882,11670.642,151,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," Let's see, 1d6 psychic damage, which is an
additional one for 15. He makes a wisdom saving",11670.642,11678.530999999999,152,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS,"throw or he's frightened until the end of the
spell.",11678.531,11680.630000000001,152,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, That is going to be a 12. What's the DC?,11680.63,11684.057999999999,151,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," Oh, I think that's lower than my 14. I've
got a spell save DC, y'all!",11684.058,11690.621000000001,152,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," As you rush through the air and the blade
arcs, the water seems to glow as it comes off,",11690.621,11700.047999999999,151,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"like it becomes phosphorescent and as he impacts
the blade into the side of the demon toad, there's",11700.048,11707.226,151,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"a flash of light and what's left behind is the
scar that you've cut through its body is now",11707.226,11712.128,151,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"burning with this reminiscent ember where you just
carved through its hide. It looks down at you,",11712.128,11719.671,151,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"averts its gaze from the monk for a second, and
goes (confused snarling). For a split second, for",11719.671,11725.296,151,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"the first time, you see fear in its red burning
eyes.",11725.296,11728.306,151,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, Yes!,11728.306,11729.518,152,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, How long does that last?,11729.518,11730.979,151,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," It lasts until he can make a wisdom check
against the spell save DC.",11730.979,11737.228,152,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Again? Okay. So he has disadvantage on
attacks and cannot move closer towards you.",11737.228,11742.714,151,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, Amazing.,11742.714,11743.896,149,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," Yeah, he's frightened.",11743.896,11745.582,152,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," That ends Fjord's turn. The imps are up now.
This imp here is going to turn around and dart",11745.582,11759.146,151,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"towards the cleric who ran off to the side and
that one's going to attack Caleb. Caleb, that is",11759.146,11767.483,151,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,going to be a 12 to hit?,11767.483,11770.381,151,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, Deffo.,11770.381,11771.491,154,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, That hits?,11771.491,11772.421,151,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, Yeah.,11772.421,11773.402,154,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Okay. So you suffer, as the stinger hits
you, for seven points of piercing damage. I need",11773.402,11779.693,151,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"you to make a constitution saving throw, please.",11779.693,11782.088,151,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, No problem.,11782.088,11784.091,153,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, That's a 12.,11784.091,11786.835000000001,154,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," A 12 succeeds. So you only suffer five
points of poison damage.",11786.835,11793.931999999999,151,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, Caleb is unconscious on the ground.,11793.932,11795.937,154,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Oh no!,11795.937,11799.201,155,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," The other imp attacking you, Jester. That is
going to be a natural 19. Pretty sure that hits",11799.201,11808.97,151,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"you at 24. You take six points of piercing damage
and I need you to make a constitution saving throw.",11808.97,11817.675,151,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," Jesus, these things are so vicious.",11817.675,11820.161,144,molly,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, And you lose all your gold.,11820.161,11822.134,153,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, God (angry muttering)-- seven.,11822.134,11826.938,155,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," Jeez, this is going south guys.",11826.938,11830.879,154,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Actually, that's not too bad. Six points of
poison damage.",11830.879,11833.574,151,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, So 12 total?,11833.574,11835.086000000001,155,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Correct.,11835.086,11836.153999999999,151,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, Oh my god.,11836.154,11837.774000000001,144,molly,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," All right, that's going to end the imps'
turn. Molly, you're up.",11837.774,11842.124,151,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, (groaning) Shit.,11842.124,11849.267,144,molly,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN,LIAM and SAM: Get her done.,11849.267,11853.806,144,molly,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," I'm going to get a little closer, I'm
going to start running towards the ruins.",11853.806,11864.908000000001,144,molly,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, That's 30 feet there.,11864.908,11867.452,151,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," That'll do it. I'm going to look at the
imp and I'm, in Infernal, I'm going to say, to",11867.452,11878.631,144,molly,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN,"just-- terrible: There's nothing but death for you
here. I'm going to attack Vicious Mockery on him",11878.631,11890.088,144,molly,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN,and show him the bottom card.,11890.088,11892.869,144,molly,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, Are you a bard?! What the fuck?,11892.869,11895.025000000001,153,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Variant tiefling.,11895.025,11897.663,151,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," I have to learn some-- Yeah, that's a--",11897.663,11901.168,144,molly,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, A wisdom saving throw?,11901.168,11903.512999999999,151,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," Yeah, it's a wisdom saving throw.",11903.513,11906.335000000001,144,molly,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," That is going to be a no with a seven, I'm
pretty sure.",11906.335,11909.219,151,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," I'm trying to figure out how this works
but--",11909.219,11911.515,144,molly,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," By the way, when Caleb went down those four
balls of light disappeared.",11911.515,11915.371,154,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, No!,11915.371,11916.919,149,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," It's not a lot, but that's four points
of psychic damage and he has disadvantage on the",11916.919,11924.867,144,molly,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN,next attack roll it makes.,11924.867,11926.692000000001,144,molly,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," All righty, good to know.",11926.692,11928.305999999999,151,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," That was just my bonus action, I'm going
to use my action--",11928.306,11937.093,144,molly,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Vicious Mockery is an action.,11937.093,11939.192000000001,151,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," No that's a-- it is an action, you're
right. That's what I've got right now. Just trying",11939.192,11948.561,144,molly,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN,to get its attention.,11948.561,11950.114,144,molly,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Okay. That ends your turn. It is now Kylre's
turn who is-- (laughs) oh man, yeah. He was about",11950.114,11964.297999999999,151,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"to go right after Beau, but he's scared of you and
cannot move closer towards you. He's going to take",11964.298,11969.658000000001,151,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"a swing at Nott. He's like (panicked muttering)
and try to squash the small thing right there,",11969.658,11976.969,151,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,with disadvantage. That is 16.,11976.969,11982.952,151,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, 16.,11982.952,11984.346,153,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," 16's your armor class? That hits. 11 points
of piercing damage as the claw strikes out at you,",11984.346,11999.09,156,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"and I need you to make a constitution saving
throw.",11999.09,12003.011,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, Oh my god. We're not doing well.,12003.011,12006.423,144,molly,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, Ten.,12006.423,12008.195000000002,153,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Ten is just what you needed to succeed. The
poison from the claws of the toad does not set",12008.195,12015.553,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,into your system.,12015.553,12017.136,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, I can't believe this shit.,12017.136,12019.296,152,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, I know. Who's down? You're down?,12019.296,12021.653,158,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," He's the only one who's down but we're
all hurt.",12021.653,12024.5,144,molly,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," And I've got a thing right in front of me
so I can't--",12024.5,12027.979,155,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Kylre's going to-- out of sheer panic now
from you-- try to flee. So he's going to leap and",12027.979,12036.048999999999,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"land over here. You do both get attacks of
opportunity on the toad. Would not have fled",12036.049,12043.055,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"except for that fear effect. He's like, ""Fuck, I
got to run.""",12043.055,12045.441,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, 22.,12045.441,12046.899000000001,153,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, That hits.,12046.899,12048.01,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, 18.,12048.01,12049.116,152,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Hits.,12049.116,12050.341,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," Can I grab the sword with two hands,
please?",12050.341,12052.181,152,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Sure.,12052.181,12053.389000000001,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, Eight points.,12053.389,12055.318,153,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Eight points of damage. You added sneak
attack to that, right?",12055.318,12058.759999999998,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, Why do I get sneak attack?,12058.76,12060.578,153,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Because he is next to it.,12060.578,12061.948999999999,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, All right. 11 points.,12061.949,12064.705,153,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, 11 points of damage. Nice.,12064.705,12066.465,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," 11 points of damage, and does that trigger
another psychic attack?",12066.465,12070.026,152,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, How does the effect on that work?,12070.026,12075.317,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," It says the next time you hit with a
melee weapon attack during the spell's duration",12075.317,12078.877999999999,152,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS,your attack deals an extra 1d6.,12078.878,12080.455,152,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Yes, it does.",12080.455,12081.662,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," Okay. So that's 11 plus five, so 16?",12081.662,12084.845000000001,152,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, 16 points of damage. All righty.,12084.845,12089.621,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," Concentration. Can't use something else.
Committed.",12089.621,12092.769999999999,152,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," It's a bitch, isn't it? Concentration's a
bitch.",12092.77,12097.455,160,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," As an action it has to try and save against
the spell, ending the effect. Damn, that's crazy.",12097.455,12105.363,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"All righty, so that being the case, that's going
to end Kylre's turn. Lands, looks over at you",12105.363,12114.035,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,hiding behind the tree--,12114.035,12115.5,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," Oh god, no.",12115.5,12117.838,144,molly,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Toya, death saving throw. That's a success.
All righty, that brings us to Beau and Jester.",12117.838,12129.266,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"What are you guys doing, Beau and Jester?",12129.266,12134.517,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, You can go first this time.,12134.517,12136.499,162,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," I can go first? Who am I next to? Who's
Beau next to?",12136.499,12143.321,160,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," You're right here, next to Toya.",12143.321,12145.148,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," And Fjord is in between... I'm too far
away from everything.",12145.148,12159.125999999998,160,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Yeah.,12159.126,12160.525,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, Can I run-- I want to pick her up--,12160.525,12171.74,160,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," It's half movement with her if you bring
her.",12171.74,12175.21,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," That's fair. No, I'm sorry. I want to
move this way towards Molly.",12175.21,12181.021999999999,160,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Okay. Double move?,12181.022,12184.145,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," Yeah, and I'll try and get behind-- I've
got a 40-foot movement.",12184.145,12190.368,160,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, That's right. So you can get there.,12190.368,12192.998,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," Okay. Do I have any type of bonus action
or anything?",12192.998,12199.322,160,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, You have your bonus action.,12199.322,12201.112000000001,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," Can I yell, Kylre! And I want to hold
up the girl and be like, come get her!",12201.112,12211.613,160,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA,(laughter),12211.613,12214.259,160,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," Fuck, man.",12214.259,12216.006,144,molly,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Kylre, between the trees and being
frightened of Fjord, doesn't seem to notice you at",12216.006,12223.037999999999,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"the moment. He's currently focused on the fear
effect.",12223.038,12225.596000000001,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," Yeah, I tried.",12225.596,12226.932999999999,160,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," That's all good. That ends your turn.
Jester?",12226.933,12230.915,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Okay. I'm going to cast-- fuck-- Cure
Wounds on myself.",12230.915,12236.685000000001,162,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Okay.,12236.685,12237.951,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, Glad you didn't do Detect Evil?,12237.951,12241.517999999998,144,molly,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Yeah. Oh, that's good! Nine points of
damage healed. Okay. Which is going to go away as",12241.518,12250.709,162,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA,"soon as I turn and run away from the imp towards
Fjord, around the trees so that the frog guy",12250.709,12257.901,162,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA,doesn't get an attack on me.,12257.901,12259.465,162,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Well, you're still in his combat range,
actually. He has a ten-foot range.",12259.465,12263.985,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, Stay. Maybe he'll be distracted by fear.,12263.985,12267.853000000001,154,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," He does have disadvantage on the attacks
because of the fear effect, so that's helpful. Do",12267.853,12273.359999999999,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,you want to run through this way?,12273.36,12274.929,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," I guess, yeah.",12274.929,12275.981,162,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, He can't follow you.,12275.981,12277.777,144,molly,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," 30, that puts you there. Both the imp and
Kylre get an--",12277.777,12281.665,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, Both have disadvantage.,12281.665,12283.246000000001,144,molly,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, The imp because...,12283.246,12285.062,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, Vicious Mockery.,12285.062,12287.38,144,molly,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Oh, that's right, yeah. That's right.",12287.38,12288.654999999999,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, Part of the plan!,12288.655,12294.486,144,molly,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, Damn. We're in a tight spot.,12294.486,12296.935000000001,154,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," That Vicious Mockery brings the imp's attack
down to a nine, so the stinger whips past you.",12296.935,12305.032,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"Kylre's giant claw reaches out and tries to catch
you as you run past. Natural 20 and a three.",12305.032,12313.143999999998,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,(relieved noises),12313.144,12318.825,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," That puts you at a nine, which I'm pretty
sure misses. As you rush past, you hear the (boom)",12318.825,12325.015000000001,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"of the ground behind you and bits of dirt and rock
throw up, tapping the back of your head from the",12325.015,12329.214,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,impact of Kylre's grasp hitting the ground.,12329.214,12331.429,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," I'm just running away saying: Shit, shit,
shit!",12331.429,12333.274,162,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, That ends your turn?,12333.274,12335.653,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, I guess so.,12335.653,12336.968,162,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," That brings us to Caleb. I need you to make
a death saving throw.",12336.968,12341.341,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, Success.,12341.341,12343.638,154,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Okay, that's one success in that. Nott.",12343.638,12346.276000000002,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, There is an imp still in front of us?,12346.276,12350.38,153,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Yes. There is an imp that just knocked Caleb
to the ground.",12350.38,12352.955999999998,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, He's going to fuck me up.,12352.956,12354.519,154,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," Okay. I will just shoot him with an arrow.
I'm like ten feet away?",12354.519,12360.046,153,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Yeah. 15 feet from him.,12360.046,12362.352,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, 15 feet. I'll draw and shoot.,12362.352,12364.435000000001,153,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, You pull out your hand crossbow.,12364.435,12366.618999999999,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," Oh boy, ten.",12366.619,12369.444000000001,153,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Ten? That does not hit, unfortunately. It
ducks out of the way.",12369.444,12375.046,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, And then I will--,12375.046,12377.474,153,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, You have so few actions.,12377.474,12381.185,144,molly,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," I really do. I will cover Caleb's body with
mine.",12381.185,12387.705,153,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, Does that work?,12387.705,12389.664999999999,144,molly,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, We'll see.,12389.665,12391.025000000001,153,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," You move onto Caleb's space and use your
body as a shield. Okay, that ends Nott's turn.",12391.025,12396.298999999999,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"Fjord, you're up.",12396.299,12397.644,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," Let's try to finish this motherfucker off.
I run right past Jester as she's going, ""Shit, shit!""",12397.644,12403.418,152,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, 30 is as close as you can get right there.,12403.418,12407.336,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," Which is not in melee. Damn! Eldritch
Blast!",12407.336,12413.539999999999,152,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," You are in its melee range, which means
you'll have disadvantage on Eldritch Blast.",12413.54,12418.925000000001,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"Knowing that, you can take a step back.",12418.925,12422.164999999999,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," Yeah, I'll take one back.",12422.165,12423.715,152,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," Travis wouldn't, but Fjord would know.",12423.715,12427.772,154,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, That is a 24.,12427.772,12430.310000000001,152,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, That definitely hits. Is it a natural 18?,12430.31,12435.279999999999,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," It's a 17. Plus six, 23. Sorry. That is
eight plus four plus two. 12, 14, and the--",12435.28,12449.84,152,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Don't do additional psychic damage, it has
to be a melee weapon to do that.",12449.84,12452.833,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, Thank you. 14.,12452.833,12454.844000000001,152,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," 14 points of damage. All righty. Fjord, how
do you want to do this?",12454.844,12461.589999999998,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,(cheering),12461.59,12465.036,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," Oh shit! I run up. Stop. Realize how long
its arms are. Flip the sword over. Look into the",12465.036,12473.523,165,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS,"pommel, and fire it into his back, line him up.",12473.523,12476.759,165,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," As the creature pulls its jammed hand out of
the ground after trying to strike at Jester, it",12476.759,12484.031,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"turns around to watch as you approach, and as you
hold the pommel outward, the blast, lighting up its",12484.031,12489.024000000001,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"jaw, its eyes go to a bright pink with fear as it
recoils from the blast. As it hits, the blast",12489.024,12495.903,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"seems to be absorbed by its blubberous form. This
crack begins to (cracking) across its body. It's",12495.903,12504.359,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"trying to hold itself together, and the scales
begin to turn to ash. Like the inside of it",12504.359,12510.077000000001,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"burning out like the end of a cigarette, the
embers glowing, incinerating the interior of its",12510.077,12514.078,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"body as it slowly tries to hold its body together.
It falls to its knees and then slowly the rest of",12514.078,12520.356,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,its body tumbles away into ash and dust.,12520.356,12522.775,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, There is no body?,12522.775,12526.373,164,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, The whole body doesn't burn away.,12526.373,12531.514,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, We need a body!,12531.514,12534.74,164,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," The wound where it impacted is burned up at
this point.",12534.74,12537.973,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," Oh thank god. Is that imp still there?
Is the imp still active?",12537.973,12542.73,164,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Two imps are still active, yes. That ends
your turn, Fjord?",12542.73,12547.216999999999,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, Yeah.,12547.217,12548.181,165,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," That imp is going to go after Nott, who is
currently protecting the body.",12548.181,12557.310000000001,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," I'm going to Blood Maledict. I'm going
to Curse of the Eyeless on that imp.",12557.31,12561.328,164,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Which one, the one that is attacking Nott?",12561.328,12564.476999999999,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, The one that is attacking Nott.,12564.477,12566.141000000001,164,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Okay, so disadvantage on that one. That puts
it at 14.",12566.141,12572.957,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, 16.,12572.957,12574.274,163,not,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," As its eyes cloud over, it swings with its
stinger and you feel it just barely hit the tip of",12574.274,12580.805999999999,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"your hood and pull it back. But no impact from the
stinger. One will attack you, Fjord. That is an 18.",12580.806,12587.809000000001,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, That will hit.,12587.809,12589.046999999999,165,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Yeah, it hits.",12589.047,12590.596000000001,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, You motherfucker.,12590.596,12591.97,165,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," You suffer seven points of piercing damage,
and I need you to roll a constitution saving throw.",12591.97,12600.153,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, Copy that.,12600.153,12602.071,165,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, Big money! That's not big money!,12602.071,12604.722,160,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," That is not big money. I'm pretty sure
that is low, because that is a two. Yeah, that's a six.",12604.722,12610.704,165,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," 3d6 of poison damage, that is 14 points of
poison damage.",12610.704,12618.11,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Are you still alive?,12618.11,12620.809000000001,166,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," No, I'm unconscious.",12620.809,12623.743999999999,165,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, Oh for fuck's sake.,12623.744,12626.021,164,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, From an imp?,12626.021,12627.701000000001,163,not,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," That stinger is no joke, man.",12627.701,12630.664999999999,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Wouldn't that be funny if we killed the
thing and then died from the imps? That would be",12630.665,12634.971000000001,166,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA,so funny.,12634.971,12636.341999999999,166,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," After the creature that summoned it is gone,
the imp turns and as it runs toward you, you try",12636.342,12643.337000000001,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"and prepare, and its stinger pushes past your
leather armor and pierces right through your",12643.337,12646.809,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"sternum and poison hits the inside of your system,
right where the heart and lungs are and you feel",12646.809,12652.690999999999,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"them seize up. Your eyes and sight go to darkness.
That ends both imps' goes. Molly, you are up.",12652.691,12660.584,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," I'm running at the closest imp. Can I
get there?",12660.584,12665.248000000001,164,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, You can get there.,12665.248,12666.587,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," All right, I'm going to take two
swings.",12666.587,12668.097,164,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Go for it.,12668.097,12669.856,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, For fuck's sake. Nope. That was a ten.,12669.856,12680.949999999999,164,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," No. You try and swing, the blind rage in
your eyes, but the imp whose eyesight you had",12680.95,12689.718,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"cursed, hearing you approaching, manages to just
get out of your range. Sorry man, that sucks. All",12689.718,12697.009,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"right, that brings us to Beau and Jester's turn.",12697.009,12700.6,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," I'm going to turn and say: Oh, help me,
Traveler! I'm going to cast Word of Radiance.",12700.6,12712.273000000001,166,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," It's pronounced ""verd.""",12712.273,12716.591999999999,163,not,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Which will hit both of the imps with 1d6
radiant damage.",12716.592,12722.776,166,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, What is the spell?,12722.776,12725.307999999999,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," It's Word of Radiance. Each creature of my
choice I can see must succeed on a constitution",12725.308,12737.286,166,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA,saving throw.,12737.286,12738.445,166,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Constitution saving throw? Thank you.,12738.445,12740.226999999999,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Of 13.,12740.227,12741.667000000001,166,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Five and 16. The one over Fjord succeeds,
the one over Nott does not. What does it do?",12741.667,12750.198999999999,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, 1d6 radiant. Six damage!,12750.199,12753.122000000001,166,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Six points of damage to the one over Nott?,12753.122,12755.898,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Yeah.,12755.898,12756.823999999999,166,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, That's the one that someone damaged.,12756.824,12759.569000000001,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Yeah, that's the one he cursed.",12759.569,12761.18,166,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Yeah, with Vicious Mockery. That's enough to
do it. This bright, whitish-blue light begins to",12761.18,12769.597,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"burn up its body. As it tries to fly away, you
watch its body burn away like flash paper.",12769.597,12775.123,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,MARISHA and TRAVIS: That is cool.,12775.123,12778.860999999999,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, Can you bonus action anybody?,12778.861,12781.981000000002,164,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, That was an action.,12781.981,12785.087,166,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, Stabilize someone?,12785.087,12786.636,164,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," No, that's a feat.",12786.636,12789.063,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," As a bonus can I-- I don't even have
a healing potion.",12789.063,12796.082,166,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, There is one on the map.,12796.082,12797.69,165,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," I'm going to run over to-- oh shit, the imp
is still over top of Fjord.",12797.69,12803.964,166,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," Yes, that's the threat.",12803.964,12806.533,154,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," I'm going to make my illusion jump down and
start charging at the imp over Fjord.",12806.533,12814.261999999999,166,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, That's smart.,12814.262,12816.208,164,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," That ends your turn. That brings us to
Beau.",12816.208,12821.775,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," Once again, there is no way I can break
through the grounds and get to this imp, is there?",12821.775,12827.141,160,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, No.,12827.141,12829.161,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, You could dash.,12829.161,12830.875,164,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, You can get there and draw attention.,12830.875,12832.7,154,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, How many imps are left?,12832.7,12834.639000000001,165,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS,TALIESIN and MATT: One.,12834.639,12836.089999999998,165,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," I gave my healer's kit to her, so there's
nothing I can do to try and bring the girl back?",12836.09,12841.489,160,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, You can soak up damage.,12841.489,12843.225,154,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, She has got two more rounds regardless.,12843.225,12845.142,164,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, She does. She's already saved one.,12845.142,12847.366,160,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Actually I need to make another. Okay,
success.",12847.366,12855.172,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, Yay!,12855.172,12856.914,164,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," Damn, there's not a lot I can do. I guess
I'll run up. Just there. Can I pick up a rock and",12856.914,12869.104000000001,160,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA,throw a rock and be like: Get! Get on!,12869.104,12871.573999999999,160,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Sure, we'll call it an improvised weapon.",12871.574,12873.746000000001,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, Get!,12873.746,12875.226999999999,160,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," You're not proficient. So go ahead and roll
a straight attack roll.",12875.227,12878.639000000001,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, In the dark.,12878.639,12880.082999999999,154,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Yes, with disadvantage.",12880.083,12882.359,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, Four. 14. I guess that's a four. So ten.,12882.359,12888.115,160,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," You hear it clatter against a tree in the
distance.",12888.115,12890.23,157,toya,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, Yah! Yah!,12890.23,12892.860999999999,160,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," Damn trash pandas, get out of here!",12892.861,12897.773000000001,165,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Caleb, make another death saving throw,
please.",12897.773,12900.405999999999,168,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," How are you doing, man?",12900.406,12902.084,164,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, That's a success.,12902.084,12903.528,154,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Two successes. All righty. Nott.,12903.528,12906.24,168,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," Okay, with one hand I will try to cover the
bleeding wounds of Caleb, and with the other hand,",12906.24,12914.002,163,not,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM,"not even looking, I'll just fire my crossbow at
the other--",12914.002,12916.810000000001,163,not,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM,(laughter),12916.81,12918.993,163,not,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, At the other imp-y thing.,12918.993,12921.800000000001,163,not,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Okay. Go for it.,12921.8,12923.571,168,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, One.,12923.571,12924.998,163,not,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, That's what happens when you don't look!,12924.998,12927.243,168,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, I should've looked!,12927.243,12928.87,163,not,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," All right. Roll one more attack roll for me,
please.",12928.87,12933.579000000002,168,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Oh no.,12933.579,12934.938,166,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, That's a six.,12934.938,12936.646,163,not,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Six? You hear a (metallic sound) across your
shield as a bolt from a hand crossbow almost hits",12936.646,12946.208,168,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"you, Jester.",12946.208,12947.484,168,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, I'm blinded by tears!,12947.484,12949.328,163,not,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM,(laughter),12949.328,12951.511999999999,163,not,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," This is-- oh man, one imp is going to
kill us all. One fucking imp.",12951.512,12956.278,170,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," All right. Nott, does that end your turn?",12956.278,12958.839,168,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," I mean, I can't do anything. I can run over
to the other thing, but I can't do anything, so--",12958.839,12967.497,163,not,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," We have to stabilise Fjord, is what
we've got to do.",12967.497,12971.635999999999,170,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, And my boy--,12971.636,12974.006000000001,163,not,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, Caleb? Caleb's doing okay.,12974.006,12975.982,170,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," I have two successes. Not that you know
that.",12975.982,12978.852,154,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," I don't know that, but... I'm just staying.",12978.852,12983.896,163,not,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Fjord, I need you to make a death saving
throw. It's been a long time since you've had to",12983.896,12988.567000000001,168,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,make one of these in the game.,12988.567,12989.925,168,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, Three.,12989.925,12990.905999999999,169,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, That's a fail. All righty.,12990.906,12992.396,168,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, Is that your first fail?,12992.396,12993.675000000001,167,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Top of the round. The imp-- I'm going to
make a perception check for that imp. That's not",12993.675,12999.756,168,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"good enough. The imp is going to go ahead and fly
over and attempt to take a swing at your duplicity",12999.756,13005.46,168,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,illusion.,13005.46,13006.695,168,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, That's good.,13006.695,13008.217,167,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Okay. Does anything happen when the illusion
is hit?",13008.217,13011.565,168,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," It doesn't say! It just says for the
duration you can cast spells as though you were in",13011.565,13017.048,166,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA,the illusion's space.,13017.048,13018.462000000001,166,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Let me check just in case.,13018.462,13020.565999999999,168,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," I have advantage on attack rolls against
the creature if we're both within five feet of",13020.566,13024.995,166,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA,each other.,13024.995,13026.217,166,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Okay, yes. So just an illusion. So it
strikes and its stinger passes through with no",13026.217,13030.917000000001,168,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"effect and it seems confused and figures it out.
So now it knows that it's an illusion, but it",13030.917,13034.74,168,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"wasted its attack that round. Illusions come in
handy for that. All right, that ends their turn.",13034.74,13041.360999999999,168,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"Molly, you're up.",13041.361,13042.389000000001,168,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, I'm running right at it.,13042.389,13043.536999999998,170,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, All righty.,13043.537,13044.786,168,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, Let's try some different dice here.,13044.786,13047.28,170,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN,"For fuck's sake! I've got to stop rolling that
die. This is-- yeah, no.",13047.28,13057.707,170,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Both of them fucked you again.,13057.707,13059.775,166,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, 11?,13059.775,13061.943,170,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," 11 does not hit. It's too quick. You swing
twice more and it's doing figure-eights around",13061.943,13070.175,168,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"your blades. It's frustrating the shit out of
you.",13070.175,13072.411,168,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Poor Molly. His arms are getting so tired
swinging both those blades.",13072.411,13075.525,171,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, This is so embarrassing.,13075.525,13077.858,170,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, The dice don't give a shit--,13077.858,13080.146,154,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, All right. Toya--,13080.146,13081.992,168,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, This is so embarrassing.,13081.992,13083.749,170,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," --succeeds on her third death saving throw
and stabilizes. No, she's stabilised. A natural 20",13083.749,13090.909,168,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"is what we'd need to see for the one. All right,
so that brings us to Beau and Jester.",13090.909,13095.326,168,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Do you want to attack the imp?,13095.326,13098.562999999998,171,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, I'll-- yeah.,13098.563,13100.689,167,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," Do you get advantage because I'm engaged
with it?",13100.689,13104.122000000001,170,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, No. It doesn't work that way.,13104.122,13106.171999999999,168,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, I'm not a rogue.,13106.172,13107.78,167,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, That's right.,13107.78,13109.224,168,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," So seeing everyone dodge this thing, I'm
just like--",13109.224,13111.738,167,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," I mean, if you're flanking it, I'll allow
advantage on the attack. Which is like, as long as",13111.738,13117.260999999999,168,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,you're on the complete opposite side of the foe--,13117.261,13119.605,168,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," There is a convention around the imp right
now.",13119.605,13121.32,169,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," So you can-- I'll say you can get
advantage.",13121.32,13124.383,168,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," Everyone's like, ""Hey, hey, hey!""",13124.383,13126.405999999999,154,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Essentially, yeah.",13126.406,13127.819000000001,168,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," Ugh, look at it scoot! God!",13127.819,13129.489,170,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," So yeah, you can if you want to.",13129.489,13131.342999999999,168,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," So I'm just going to run up and be like,
stupid! I'm going to try and stomp it.",13131.343,13136.859,167,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," So you're going to try and knock it to the
ground and stomp on it, is that what you're doing?",13136.859,13140.266,168,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"Because it's flying in the air. All right, first
strike. So attack with advantage.",13140.266,13145.678,168,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," It's like that video from Ireland. Catch
it, daddy!",13145.678,13148.474,154,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," With advantage, right? That hits. 15,
natural. With my two-handed staff?",13148.474,13156.527,167,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Yep.,13156.527,13157.857,168,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," Wait. I've already hit. Forget that.
Forget that! Eight, so 12 damage.",13157.857,13166.923,167,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," All right, so the first attack crushes the
imp and it hits the ground, the wings go limp and",13166.923,13172.022,168,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"it's dead, but you still (yells) and stomp down,
just crushing it more and more. And then its body",13172.022,13179.862000000001,168,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"eventually just burns away into ash. So all the
threats have been neutralised and you now have two",13179.862,13189.348999999998,168,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,friends that are bleeding out.,13189.349,13190.968,168,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Okay, then I'm going to run over to Fjord
and cast Cure Wounds on him so he wakes up.",13190.968,13197.421,171,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, You come back to consciousness.,13197.421,13199.555,168,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, With five hit points.,13199.555,13202.161,171,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, I will try to stabilise Caleb using no--,13202.161,13206.175,163,not,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Caleb, I need you to make a death save.",13206.175,13208.759999999998,168,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, Death save? Fail.,13208.76,13210.223,154,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, All righty. Make a medicine check.,13210.223,13213.64,168,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, Natural 20. And I will do mouth-to-mouth.,13213.64,13219.467999999999,163,not,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," I will say for the purposes of this, you
watch as Nott pulls the porcelain mask back and",13219.468,13223.865000000002,168,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"just gives Caleb the most terrifying
mouth-to-mouth you've ever seen. Caleb, the",13223.865,13231.342999999999,168,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"darkness fades and you come to consciousness. The
first things you notice are the cold temperature,",13231.343,13237.223,168,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"the taste of iron in your mouth, and the vision of
Nott pulling away from you like a terrifying",13237.223,13249.959,172,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,Nosferatu.,13249.959,13251.631000000001,172,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, Oh Jesus! Like Willem Dafoe as--,13251.631,13254.260999999999,169,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," Caleb goes (yelps), and I cast Dancing
Lights into the goblin and light her up! Ah!",13254.261,13262.369,154,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, Even worse.,13262.369,13264.761,169,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, (laughs) Temporarily blinded.,13264.761,13266.708,172,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, What the hell happened?,13266.708,13271.978000000001,154,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," It's like 2am and the lights come on at
the club.",13271.978,13274.648,167,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," Ugh, that's what she looked like?",13274.648,13277.442,163,not,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM,(laughter),13277.442,13279.389,163,not,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Oh man, I start dancing around in a circle
with my illusion. We did it, guys!",13279.389,13286.559,173,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," You watch as two Jesters start doing a
little skip.",13286.559,13289.617,172,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, I immediately run to Toya.,13289.617,13291.678,167,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," I was about to say, I'm going to run to
Toya and pick her up. I've got her. I've got her.",13291.678,13295.181,170,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," Do you-- I've got her. I could hold her,
though.",13295.181,13299.154,167,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, I've got her.,13299.154,13300.713,170,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, Why--,13300.713,13302.181,167,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," Because you were the last face she saw?
I should probably be the first. Thank you. You did",13302.181,13308.131000000001,170,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN,"the right thing. You don't need to be the first
thing she sees. She'll just start screaming all",13308.131,13312.58,170,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN,over again. Thank you.,13312.58,13314.98,170,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, Anything of the toad?,13314.98,13318.255,174,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, We're going to need him.,13318.255,13320.561,170,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Oh yeah. I want to go over and start
searching his body.",13320.561,13323.466,173,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," I thought it burned away, no?",13323.466,13326.438,174,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," A large part of the torso just burned away.
The inside is partially burned out to embers in",13326.438,13331.878,172,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"the blast, but there's still probably 60 percent
of the body remaining.",13331.878,13335.386,172,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," DM, am I at one hit point at this moment? It
was zero.",13335.386,13338.966,154,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," You would be at one hit point when you come
to consciousness. I'm giving you that because of",13338.966,13342.169,172,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"the natural 20. Any other roll, you would just be
stabilised.",13342.169,13345.821,172,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, True love's kiss.,13345.821,13347.102,154,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Exactly. (laughs),13347.102,13348.611,172,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Investigation or perception?,13348.611,13350.371000000001,173,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," This is investigation, because you're poring
through the--",13350.371,13352.643,172,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, 14.,13352.643,13353.968,173,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," 14. You find a small pouch of flesh, like a
little hiding pouch that you kind of reach in a",13353.968,13365.458,172,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"little bit and it has kind of a mucus-y liquid on
the inside. As you reach in, your fingers find",13365.458,13372.465,172,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"what appear to be a few small stones you can feel
at the tip of your fingers. Do you pull them out?",13372.465,13377.69,172,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Okay.,13377.69,13378.913,173,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," You pull it out. It's a handful of jewels.
Looks like rings, necklaces. There's actually a",13378.913,13387.293,172,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"few stolen pieces of jewelry that are in the pouch
as well as a few coin.",13387.293,13391.517,172,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," What? This is awesome. Here, Fjord, I found
a cloister of seamen for you.",13391.517,13401.05,173,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," What is it? What did you give me? What is
this?",13401.05,13410.264,174,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," It's a bag of stuff that I think you will
like. I already removed all the fancy stuff from",13410.264,13414.104,173,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA,it though.,13414.104,13415.291,173,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, So it's just gooey flesh?,13415.291,13416.687,175,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," That's definitely a cloister. It's a
nu-gget.",13416.687,13419.461,170,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, That's foul.,13419.461,13421.042,174,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," But other than that, it is devoid of any
other items or objects and it looks like that was",13421.042,13428.073,172,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,its running fund.,13428.073,13430.546,172,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Whoa! I put all of the jewels on my
fingers.",13430.546,13433.715,173,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," They're still slick but easy to put on
because they're lubricated.",13433.715,13437.414,172,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Nott, look at me.",13437.414,13439.153,173,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, Those are very nice.,13439.153,13441.334,175,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Aren't these pretty rocks?,13441.334,13443.234,173,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," They are very pretty, yes. Where did you find
them?",13443.234,13447.273000000001,175,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, On the bag.,13447.273,13448.690999999999,173,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, On the bag? Can I have one?,13448.691,13453.502,175,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Yes, but first, can I use a ritual spell?
Does that work against-- Yeah. I can do ritual spells?",13453.502,13462.044,173,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," You can do ritual spells and it won't take a
spell slot, just takes ten minutes more of casting",13462.044,13465.262,172,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,time to do it.,13465.262,13466.451000000001,172,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, Can I Detect Magic on it?,13466.451,13467.760999999999,173,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," You may. So you take a little bit of time
concentrating on it. At the end of the spell, you",13467.761,13472.876,172,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"send out your extended consciousness, but they do
not resonate anything magical.",13472.876,13477.643,172,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Hmm, they're just plain rings, but they're
very pretty.",13477.643,13481.097,173,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, They are pretty.,13481.097,13483.842999999999,172,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, What are you going to do with the girl?,13483.843,13486.276000000002,167,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, (sighs) Get her back home.,13486.276,13489.366,170,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, Where's home for a traveling circus?,13489.366,13491.231,167,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, What if she's evil?,13491.231,13492.908,175,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, I know. We're going to have a talk.,13492.908,13496.13,170,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, We should bring her to the--,13496.13,13497.894999999999,173,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, Authorities.,13497.895,13499.252,175,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," So that she can defend us. So that she can
tell everyone that the fiend was bad.",13499.252,13507.103000000001,173,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, I don't know if she feels that way.,13507.103,13509.306999999999,167,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," I don't know if she feels that way
either, but although-- it's going to take some",13509.307,13511.848,170,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN,"time, I think. And also, we're going to need the
body, and honestly, only one of us was here. For",13511.848,13521.848,170,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN,"those at home, I'm pointing at Caleb.",13521.848,13525.514,170,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," Well, why was he the only one?",13525.514,13527.179999999998,174,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," Because the rest of us are under
arrest.",13527.18,13529.045,170,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, That's very true.,13529.045,13531.639,174,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN," So congratulations on single-handedly
defeating the creature that killed several guards.",13531.639,13538.426,170,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN,"I'm sure you will be well-rewarded and
compensated.",13538.426,13541.192,170,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, You are a very powerful wizard.,13541.192,13543.744999999999,173,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," Yeah, you know, ain't nothing. (coughs)
(high-pitched) Oh!",13543.745,13551.376,154,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS," Yeah, that's how I feel.",13551.376,13553.24,174,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Can I use my healing kit and help heal him?
Does that work, or does it just bring somebody",13553.24,13557.546,173,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA,back to consciousness?,13557.546,13558.538,173,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," It just helps stabilise. There's a feat you
can take that makes it do more.",13558.538,13560.986,172,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Oh really? Okay, cool.",13560.986,13562.756000000001,173,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, Do you have any anything left in you?,13562.756,13566.207999999999,154,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, I got nothing.,13566.208,13567.809000000001,173,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," Well, okay.",13567.809,13569.371,154,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, I can heal you in the morning.,13569.371,13571.374,173,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," Or we could just sit here for a bit and I
could catch my breath, I think.",13571.374,13574.648,154,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," We can rest for 30 minutes or an hour or
so.",13574.648,13577.305999999999,173,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, Let's take a rest.,13577.306,13578.95,170,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," All right. As you guys sit here in the
quiet, you can hear the crickets now; the rest of",13578.95,13584.405,172,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"the sound of the forest has fallen away and the
din of the battle has vanished. The moonlight gets",13584.405,13590.999,172,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"a bit brighter as the moon climbs higher in the
sky. And you all kind of look around at each",13590.999,13597.999,172,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"other. Through this haphazard series of events
you've come to assemble a skillset that seems to",13597.999,13607.221,172,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"overlap pretty well. And hopefully it's enough to
clear your name. But we'll find that out next",13607.221,13614.525,172,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"week. So we're going to end the episode. We'll be
back to continue that thread next Thursday.",13614.525,13621.759,172,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA," But I want to, like, keep going.",13621.759,13623.76,167,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," I know, but it's 10:45!",13623.76,13626.579,172,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," I would just like to say that as we're
resting there, I'm closing my eyes and keeping a",13626.579,13630.652,173,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA,"hand down close to Nott with my rings on my
fingers.",13630.652,13637.527,173,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, I'm going to try to take one off.,13637.527,13639.608,175,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Sleight of hand.,13639.608,13642.423,172,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, Eight-- 26.,13642.423,13646.387,175,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," I don't even think you have high enough
perception at all. You have a very nice--",13646.387,13651.550000000001,172,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, It was all the mucus on the ring.,13651.55,13653.043,173,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Yep.,13653.043,13654.636999999999,172,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM," I'm just going to say, I did it.",13654.637,13657.998000000001,175,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM,(laughter),13657.998,13660.135,175,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA, I'm so proud of you.,13660.135,13662.052,173,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Aw. And we'll leave it at that. All right,
thank you guys so much for watching. I'm excited",13662.052,13666.949,172,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,to continue this next week.,13666.949,13668.367,172,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM," Man, I got the full wizard experience
tonight.",13668.367,13670.128,154,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Yeah, you did!",13670.128,13671.551000000001,172,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,(laughter),13671.551,13678.817,172,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Oh man. Well done, that's your first boss
fight of the campaign!",13678.817,13684.108999999999,172,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, Oh my god!,13684.109,13685.321,167,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, That was so unpleasant.,13685.321,13686.502,170,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LAURA," Good job, Fjord!",13686.502,13687.599,173,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT, Two of you went down.,13687.599,13689.211,172,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, Does this mean we level up?,13689.211,13692.345,167,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Well, because we are doing milestone
leveling with this campaign--",13692.345,13695.892,172,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
SAM, What does that mean?,13695.892,13697.214,175,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," That means there's no experience points, but
at the end of each major story beat,",13697.214,13700.858,172,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"like a big moment that I see fit, then everyone
will level up together.",13700.858,13705.775,172,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, So do you see fit?,13705.775,13707.696,167,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," I will see fit when this arc concludes, so
end of next episode, probably, everyone's going to",13707.696,13712.312,172,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"hit level three. So start thinking about-- for
those of you who have to choose a path, think",13712.312,13716.914999999999,172,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,about what you want to do if you haven't already.,13716.915,13719.599,172,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, I think I'm going to multiclass.,13719.599,13723.611,170,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
LIAM, Seven times.,13723.611,13726.679,154,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TALIESIN, Master of none.,13726.679,13728.882,170,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT," Not even passable. (laughs) All right, thank
you guys so much for watching. Thank you again,",13728.882,13734.341999999999,172,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"D&D Beyond, for being our awesome partner and
sponsor for the leg of this campaign. Hope you all",13734.342,13739.056,172,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MATT,"have a wonderful weekend, and is it Thursday yet?
Have a good night.",13739.056,13743.034,172,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
TRAVIS, We lived!,13743.034,13744.152,174,fjord,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA, We lived! Episode three!,13744.152,13747.575,167,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
MARISHA,[music],13747.575,14363.588000000002,167,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU