Deletion of Caffers

Comment: From the line "I believe i now meet the criteria!" as well as the "dead, famous, etc, etc" remark, it appears the author needed to prove they are notable for some reason or another to someone who said they'd accept "having an article on Wikipedia" as acceptable proof of notability. Still violates , among others
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Conflict of interest (WP:VANITY)