Deletion of Cruateese Classic

Comment: Not sure that this qualifies for speedy deletion as an '''''obvious''''' hoax.  There is no blatant falsehood or contradiction here; the dreary regimen prescribed may well work, and the references do support the article's trivial assertion that cottage cheese is rich in protein.  But it remains a |non-notable neologism, and |you could have thought of it yourself
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Wikipedia is not a dictionary (WP:NEO||WP:BOLLOCKS)