Deletion of Malia Obama

Comment: Completely and utterly devoid of any notability, save for being the daughter of a presidential candidate.  Since notability is not contagious, I've half a mind to just speedy this as #A7|CSD A7 (non-notable biography), but maybe it's worth letting this farce play out
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Criteria for speedy deletion (WP:CSD)