Deletion of Jason B Burnett

Comment: as a 
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Do not create hoaxes (WP:HOAX)

Comment: I've nominated the article for speedy deletion as a hoax, in light of this discussion as well as the fact that it seems we're all just making  angels
Stance: comment
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Snowball clause (WP:snow)