Deletion of Sonic Mega Giveaway

Comment: An awful melding of both Sonic articles and lottery game show articles which somehow results in this incredible mess where someone has taken pieces of many game show articles and Sonic articles and turned it into...I don't know what to say, but crap would actually be a compliment. Syndicated on Mobius? Sonic serves chili dogs to the audience? A TV show has a concession stand? Knuckles playing Vanna White? And really, Tails as a game show announcer? I...I have no words. I don't even have a |trout to the creator. This should be G3'ed because there's no way this merits seven days of discussion (it was speedied, but somehow was declined, so here we are
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Whacking with a wet trout (WP:TROUT)