Deletion of Students and Workers for the Liberation of UCLA Primates

Comment: Fails . We don't even have evidence that the group exists; only some "http://www.canyon-news.com/artman2/publish/losangelesnewscategory/Animal_Rights_Extremists_set_vehicles_on_fire.php so-called communiqué" claiming responsibility. I agree that  applies too - lets see if the group gains real-world legitimacy/notoriety before writing up a wikipedia article
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Notability (WP:ORG||WP:CRYSTAL)

Comment: or possibly '''merge''' (Animal Liberation Press Office would be a possible target, but there's not really much content worth keeping). The guideline  would seem to apply here - this organisation, if it even exists, has not achieved lasting notability
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:What Wikipedia is not (WP:NOTNEWS)