Deletion of Jeremy Papelbon

Comment: 28 years old, never made it in triple-AAA and career in sharp decline?  Sorry, not remotely notable.  Yes, I'm sure we could fill Wikipedia up - were  repealed - with articles based around puff pieces of Joanne The Mechanic, sister of the senator, but I don't consider the GNG satisfied when no one in creation would have noticed if the subject's family weren't famous
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Arguments to avoid in deletion discussions (WP:INHERITED)