Deletion of Venomous Duck

Comment: as #G1|patent nonsense
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Criteria for speedy deletion (WP:CSD)

Comment: article as unsourced and externally unverifiable. Article appears to be half about a 'monster' that terrorises Pensylvania (hoax), and half about how the duck doesn't exist but is a metaphot for sexually transmitted diseases (attempt to use Wikipedia to create slang). Unfortunately, this will have to be a standard-speed delete, as the article does not meet CSD G1 (although I am quite partial to |snowcones
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Snowball clause (WP:SNOW)