Deletion of Eyenine

Comment: This is a complex one, but it seems to me a member of 'Eyenine' wrote this article for recognition and since they have not released an article yet etc.... I'm afriad it doesn't meet the standards of 
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Notability (WP:MUSIC)

Comment: as per above, and as unsourced 
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:No original research (WP:OR)

Comment: does not appear to meet any of the criteria in 
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Notability (WP:MUSIC)

Comment: Read it closely.  The birthdate.  The post-session "snack".  Me smells a hoax.   or   —Preceding Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned comment added by Special:Contributions/96.231.39.228|96.231.39.228
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Biographies of living persons (WP:BLP||WP:HOAX)