Deletion of Internet

Comment: It clearly fails 
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Criteria for speedy deletion (WP:A11)

Comment: as per norm  too slow
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Arguments to avoid in deletion discussions (WP:IDONTLIKEIT)

Comment: with Cats: The Internet, as we all know, is made of cats, so this |non-notable item (that's not even a physical object) should just be mentioned there
Stance: merge
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Notability (WP:N)

Comment: If we could live  without it until the 1990s, we will manage without. Just print out everything and make a paper library.  And beside that,  either
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Arguments to avoid in deletion discussions (WP:IDONTLIKEIT)