Deletion of Incidents at Minnesota Park

Comment: Accident my foot. This is an absolute abject hoax. Google and Bing searches reveal no such park and no such ride; the only thing both engines pull is this article and the "image" purporting to be of the newspaper article. Cited source for article fails . Considering the media coverage over the last 12 hours for a non-lethal accident at Six Flags Magic Mountain, a lethal accident would have gotten far more coverage (although there's a relative lack of coverage of the fatal incident at Terra Mitica yesterday, at least here in North America
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Reliable sources (WP:RS)