Deletion of Cunt in the face

Comment: Not sure it meets , but I wish it did
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Criteria for speedy deletion (WP:CSD)

Comment: per the article: "''Origin unknown but thought to be product of slightly drunken conversation among members of OUHC Occasionals 2005/6.''" See 
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Wikipedia is not for things made up one day (WP:NFT)