Deletion of Allison Ferns

Comment: per nom as failing .  "She won't be minor for long" is an argument extensively used in AfDs for 15-year-old garage band drummers and freshman video auteurs, and the answer they get is not one whit less pertinent here:  if she ''does'' get famous, then people can write an article about her.  What elements of  does anyone claim she meets?  She's not now notable, and doesn't merit an article until she is
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Notability (WP:BIO||WP:BIO)

Comment: Yes she's a BBC DJ so possibly just squeezes her (http://www.bbc.co.uk/southerncounties/content/images/2006/04/03/alliferns_120x180.jpg admittedly delectable and lovely) self through  by the width of a hair, but when all's said and done she's one of those people who only turns up once a week or so to cover when Neil Pringle or Tommy Boyd calls in sick, and is probably best known for (''allegedly'') turning up drunk to work. With the utmost reverence to Tommy Boyd, he's not exactly Chris Tarrant (or even Timmy Mallett). If it is deleted, delete without prejudice, as there's a reasonable chance she'll rise at some point (personally, I think she's far more entertaining than Tommy, but that's neither here nor there
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Notability (WP:N)