Deletion of The Jolly Rancher Story

Comment: per . You can't verify the story even happened much less the particular details. Though I will say the line ''"After some hot n' heavy foreplay that lasted for a good 15 minutes..."''  got a laugh out of the wife reading over the shoulder. Apparently that is a "typical male assumption" of a good length of foreplay. Personally, I thought he was holding out. :p
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Verifiability (WP:V)