Deletion of Eamon McDonnell

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Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Do not create hoaxes (WP:HOAX||WP:NOT)

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Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Do not create hoaxes (WP:HOAX)