Deletion of List of people who have been pied (3rd nomination)

Comment: per . Each of these events are very minor news stories, a protest from activist organizations. Each event is no more significant than a petty crime
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:What Wikipedia is not (WP:NOTNEWS)

Comment: per #INFO. Sources are mostly crap, and six months is ''more'' than enough time in between AfDs
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:What Wikipedia is not (WP:NOT)

Comment: Where a |notable person has been pied and the event itself is deemed notable, that information surely belongs in their article (subject to the usual  verifiability criteria). Where that's not the case, we have no business recording it
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Notability (WP:NOTE||WP:BIO)

Comment: I beg your pardon, but are you FUCKING serious??? Hell, I've been pied, it's nothing Wikipedia:No one really cares|important, nothing |newsworthy, and certainly not |worthy of inclusion in an encyclopedia. Your face is sticky for five minutes before someone hands you a towel. People with cell phone cameras take your picture as you're covered in pie filling/whipped cream/pudding/other crap and slap it up on Youtube, people laugh for a minute or so at you, and they all move on. Forgotten the next day. For that matter, many of these are referenced to Youtube or other video sites, known as |Bad Sites for being |unreliable, poorly |accessible for those with slow connections or inadequate plugins, and easily vandalized or just generally unstable. I can ''possibly'' see a ''short'' section in Biotic Baking Brigade for a list of people they have personally pied, since that is what they are known for, but people being pied by "16-year old boys", as one entry shows, is completely pointless. Oh, what a surprise, there's no reference for that one either, as well as five other entries. To that end, this list is completely unmaintainable. People get pied every damn day for random reasons. If one of them happens to have an article here, we're supposed to add them to this list just because someone threw a pastry in their direction? Heck no. We have better things to cover. This is a complete violation of #1E; unless, for some astounding reason, the pieing has some actual lasting importance (and by that I mean more than a month), it's not even worth mentioning in the subject's own article. This is utterly, completely, and in every possible way, a ridiculous subject for a list. I rest my case
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Notability (WP:N||WP:UNENC||WP:EL||WP:RS||WP:V||WP:BLP)

Comment: per  and #IINFO
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:What Wikipedia is not (WP:NOTNEWS||WP:NOT)