Deletion of Almond tease

Comment: the article does claim importance ("Internet celebrity"), so A7 doesn't apply. #A7|A7 is separate from notability and sourcing, so an article's subject can have zero notability but assert importance. That's what this piece has done, so it has to go through AFD or |prod
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Criteria for speedy deletion (WP:CSD||WP:PROD)

Comment: After extensive investigation, I must agree with nom. Fails 
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Notability (WP:PORNBIO)

Comment: Fails  &spades
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Notability (WP:PORNBIO)