Deletion of The Jones Family take L.A by Storm

Comment: it's either a |hoax or a press release. I don't know which. In any case, it has no place on Wikipedia
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Do not create hoaxes (WP:HOAX)

Comment: per 
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:What Wikipedia is not (WP:CRYSTAL)

Comment: per all above, and there are significant  problems as well
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Biographies of living persons (WP:BLP)