Deletion of Grant Town Goon

Comment: Per nom and others fails 
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Verifiability (WP:V)

Comment: Fails  miserably. A Google search turns up nothing other than Wikipedia. It's a waste of time debating this as it's an obvious hoax and could qualify for a speedy as nonsense or vandalism
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Verifiability (WP:V)

Comment: completely unsourceable, violates . At worst a hoax; at best a non-notable local urban legend
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Verifiability (WP:V)