Deletion of Ffffpppptthheeewww

Comment: per #A1|CSD-A1 - patent nonsense
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Criteria for speedy deletion (WP:CSD)

Comment: approaching |the Crème de la Crème but not quite there, even though a few giggles were provoked
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Silly Things (WP:BJAODN)