Deletion of Humpy The Rapist Mallard

Comment: as something obviously made up.  ("Buttsecks" is a dead giveaway.)  Even the creation of this article is |disruption
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Do not disrupt Wikipedia to illustrate a point (WP:POINT)

Comment: per nom. Subject is  and article provides no , so it fails . Two ghits to brief bs blog refs
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Notability (WP:NN||WP:RS||WP:BIO)

Comment: the only "sources" are a forum and a MySpace, neither of which are . I see no reliable sources about this guy, so speedy away
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Reliable sources (WP:RS)