Deletion of IPod Nano Touch

Comment: I almost had coca-cola come out of my nose when I read Cybercobra's request. This article must be deleted because this device does not exist. It isn't in the planning. It is based on a few photos people have uploaded to the Internet, developed by amateurs. I say they're amateurs because the artist couldn't even spell the word "coming" correctly in the image. One of the images even had the SMS and Phone icons - neither of them even appearing in the iPod touch. I can't believe this article was created based on these false rumors. And the information about pricing and such - where are they coming up with this stuff? Seriously, think about it as if you were working for Apple: would Apple even make something like this, and compete directly with the iPod touch in both price and capacity? If this article lives on, I'm going to create a page for the Apple Macintosh Post-It Notes Saturday Night Live advertised a dozen years ago. Like Cybercobra wrote,  with Pixy attached to it
Stance: delete
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Comment: per  and other given reasons above
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Comment: Completely unsourced speculation. . Prodded, {{tl|prod-2}}'d, and then deprodded by creator without explanation. Googling turns up a couple unreliable YouTube videos, and not much else. Certainly, there's no indication the nex-gen Nano/Touch hybrid is going to be called by this name
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