Deletion of Church of the tree

Comment: per the obvious: it's a hoax. Should we put it in  or just delete it? And, sockpuppet creator: it's pretty obvious this article's a hoax, so stop trying to convince us that deleting this article will be "taking front to the authority of the tree" or insulting people
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Silly Things (WP:BJAODN)

Comment: per |Wiki not being for 'hilarious' stuff made up in school, sole reference Gheybook, etc
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Wikipedia is not for things made up one day (WP:MADEUP)

Comment: No notability, no ghits, no information other than Facebook - which is about as |unreliable as it gets.  To Clarkstancil, or whatever you're calling yourself at this moment, calling us "assholes" (your words, not mine) will not only fail to win you any converts, it will fail to change our minds. If you want to change our minds, look for reliable sources that |verifiably demonstrate |notability
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Reliable sources (WP:RS||WP:V||WP:N)