Deletion of Woodism

Comment: IMO Wood is probably the name of someone that the author knows and is making a joke on their behalf, so delete per  also possibly could be speedy tagged as G10 attack page
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:What Wikipedia is not (WP:NOT)

Comment: per  and 
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Wikipedia is not a dictionary (WP:NEO||WP:NFT)