Deletion of Shamwow!

Comment: Call now, and you'll get your very own ''personal'' article on Wikipedia as a bonus! Hurry, this offer ends in 5 days when the article is deleted! Totally fails  -- no independent coverage
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Notability (WP:N)

Comment: hey Degenerate no sweat.  This article may not have worked out but that doesnt mean you cant try again.. My advice write an article on a topic you think has importance, but write it on your User page.  Then ask around at the illage Pump for advice from people.  Remember though the article must have importance to lots of people.  Here on wikipedia you need to prove the importance by finding newspaper articles about the topic
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Verifiability (WP:V)