Deletion of Chris Contolini

Comment: while I agree that it is pure, unadulterated beauty, it fails , , . Once you take out the offending items, you also fail . Normally something like this would be speedied, but fortune has smiled upon the pure, unadulterated beauty
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Wikipedia is not for things made up one day (WP:NFT||WP:V||WP:OR||WP:BIO)