Deletion of A Bottle too Far

Comment: blatant hoax. I've boldly tagged as such to move this along. It's |snowing, anyway
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Snowball clause (WP:SNOW)

Comment: as hoax, , 
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Do not create hoaxes (WP:HOAX||WP:MADEUP)