Deletion of Melanie's Theorem

Comment: per Wikipedia:Wikipedia is not for things made up one day. We are told, "this theorem was first developed and proven by a young physicist named Melanie (last known unknown) at Phillips Exeter Academy, New Hampshire. She is expected to win Nobel Prizes in Theoretical Physics and Mathematics due to her tremendous contribution to the global physics community."  There are no sources and none can be found.  This fits ; it may even qualify for '''speedy delete''' per #A11 as "obviously invented
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Wikipedia is not for things made up one day (WP:MADEUP||WP:CSD)