Deletion of Emergenetics

Comment: plainly put, this fails . The only thing missing here that is keeping me from exclaiming #G11|G11 and making another reference to Hormel or to Monty Python is some slogan saying ''Please try Emergenetics today!'' or similar. It's like one of those four-page-long advertisement pieces you find in magazines (or one full page in a newspaper) that tries to make itself look like an actual part of the publication, or a paper version of those infomercials where the people sit down and "engage in serious conversation about a topic." In either case, this is nothing more than a mere promotion of a product, and in Wikipedia, that's called |spamming. Thank you
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Spam (WP:SPAM||WP:CSD||WP:SPAM)