Deletion of London Surreyshire

Comment: and perhaps '''speedy''' as this seems to fall under #G1 and #G3.  Does not comply with 
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Criteria for speedy deletion (WP:CSD||WP:CSD||WP:VERIFY)

Comment: as one of the most obvious hoaxes I have seen recently. Apart from all the statements in the article being fictional, there is no settlement anywhere in England called 'Surreyshire'. Tagged as  G3
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Criteria for speedy deletion (WP:CSD)

Comment: as unverifiable, non-encyclopedic content. Looks more like a  to me, and is possibly therefore a candidate for #G3
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Do not create hoaxes (WP:HOAX||WP:CSD)