Deletion of Joe Peacock

Comment: per nom. For what it's worth, the guy can write, and the Wal-Mart story did make me laugh, but I didn't believe for a second he actually pulled it off as advertised. Bottom line is '''no''' Google News Archive results for "joe peacock" or "mentally incontinent", and even the website's Alexa rank is past 800,000, so this fails 
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Notability (WP:BIO)