Deletion of The Shellbacks

Comment: Utterly fails eveything. Blatant promospam. . I tried editing the article to try to make it masquerade as encyclopedic, but was completely blown away by the spamicity of the article. If this sort of article can't be speedied, there must be a problem with the process
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Neutral point of view (WP:VSCA)

Comment: Utterly fails ; no major label albums, no chart singles, no reliable sources, etc
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Notability (WP:MUSIC)

Comment: Nothing to indicate that they pass any criterion of . No significant coverage found
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Notability (WP:BAND)