Deletion of David Helfenbein

Comment: The undergrad thesis is a grand total of |nothing-notable. Anyone can copyright any original work. It was published in what appears to be school's own in-house journal specifically designed for this level of work rather than an independent publication with external referees. The "The Cane Senior Honor Award" is a student-body-selected member for contributions to the class/student-body, website states "third most popular senior". If that's the level we have to stoop to find some shred of something to make him seem notable...he ain't. Maybe someday he'll do more or build upon a promising start, but |articles aren't written for future achievements
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Manual of Style (WP:PEACOCK||WP:CRYSTAL)

Comment: Fails . Arguably the article doesn't assert importance because there is, as of yet, no importance to assert
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Notability (WP:BIO)