Deletion of The Cherry Pit

Comment: I hate saying it, I really do, but  outright murders any issues in size or location. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if this was somehow kept off technicalities because of its' most probable regional notability. My one glimmer of hope in the deletion of this article is #TEMP. If nothing else happens, get rid of it. --Special:Contributions/Enhanceddownloadbird|'''EnhancedDownloadBird
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Arguments to avoid in deletion discussions (WP:IDONTKNOWIT||WP:N)

Comment: This is nothing beyond a local news story that got picked up in limited national coverage as a juicy tabloidesque story.  From what I see, it fails  and even fails  because the sources, beyind the local, appear trivial in nature
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Notability (WP:N||WP:V)