Deletion of Perry Nickelodeon

Comment: as patent nonsense.  If we can't get that, if Hamsterman is a vandal, then as vandalism.  This article is utter 
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Complete bollocks (WP:BOLLOCKS)

Comment: per nom. No ghits at all for either name in article. (Jim Perry is VP sales at Nickelodeon. --per google.) Pretty obvious 
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Do not create hoaxes (WP:HOAX)