Deletion of Vague relationship

Comment: It does share a title with Megan Boyle's piece, but that's far more entertaining. As this stands, 'dictionary definition' is a possibility, as is |essay. Possibly also Original Research as there are no references. If it came to be reliably referenced, I'd be prepared to change my mind. Unfortunately, the vague relationship is usually never referred to by name - or so I've found - but euphemisms and evasions are used
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Essays (WP:ESSAY)