Deletion of List of fastest accelerating SUVs

Comment: of course, I made it) per otability, subject is List_of_fastest_accelerating_SUVs#External_links|well covered by media which also sets the outline of criteria and a valid categorization (so, OTDIR doesn't apply) - no OR needed here. "Like" og "Dislike" should not be a valid argument for keep or delete; specific reasons are needed
Stance: keep
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Notability (WP:N||WP:NOTDIR)

Comment: to facetiously connect to the above, I don't like the article, so I argue for deleting it. Seriously though, lists aren't supposed to cover every possible intersection of obscure criteria. Wikipedia is not a cache for SQL queries. Do we have a "Wikipedia is NOT a cache of SQL queries" policy? Maybe we should...  may come close
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:What Wikipedia is not (WP:INDISCRIMINATE)

Comment: Constantly changing, irrelevant, and non-encyclopedic and  material originating from the marketing departments and advertising agencies of car makers, as well as their beholden automotive journalists. This is nothing more than a  for companies, rather than authentic knowledge. This list also falls under the category of  (even if covered by select media) and that "Wikipedia is not an indiscriminate collection of information" (). In short, this list of boastful superlatives (BS) does not belong in an encyclopedia. Moreover, there is already a List of fastest production cars by acceleration, so there is no reason for a separate list for SUV-type vehicles (which in itself are subject to interpretation). If this list remains, then there should be lists of acceleration for every conceivable type of vehicle, such as autonomous cars, convertibles, hearses, busses, electric cars, pickup trucks, etc. In other words, this is pointless list (except to satisfy fanboys of particular auto brands) that will need updating on a constant basis and also contribute to endless arguments as to identical test conditions, use of non-stock equipment or modifications, etc
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Manual of Style (WP:PEACOCK||WP:PROMO||WP:NOTDIRECTORY||WP:INDISCRIMINATE)