Deletion of Every time you masturbate... God kills a kitten (4th nomination)

Comment: 1. The nominator failed to state a valid deletion ground.  2. This is the FOURTH nomination of this dimwitted article. We need a double jeopardy rule at .  Barring an article turning out to be fraudulent or the AfD process having been |sockpuppeted or meatpuppeted, repeat nominations for deletion start to sound like 
Stance: keep
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Articles for deletion (WP:AFD||WP:SPA||WP:IJUSTDONTLIKEIT)