Deletion of Eleazar:

Comment: under |Wikipedia is not a free webhost or advertising service, |Wikipedia is not for advertising, and 
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:What Wikipedia is not (WP:NOT||WP:SPAM||WP:VAIN)

Comment: per ... and constructive criticism: the author should really consider some creative writing classes or seminars
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:What Wikipedia is not (WP:NOT)