Deletion of The Running of the Fools

Comment: It's not patent nonsense, but it's pretty damn close. Blatantly fails 
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Do not create hoaxes (WP:HOAX)

Comment: Nope,  is not a CSD, but it sure is a great point for this AfD. Transwiki to Uncyclopedia
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Do not create hoaxes (WP:HOAX)

Comment: as |bollocks.  It reads like a piece of Xenu|Scientology scripture
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Complete bollocks (WP:BOLLOCKS)

Comment: I hate saying to delete long well written articles, but this article presents this "fiction" as a truth. I am going to forget putting up search counts as this got at maximun 57 hits (yahoo). No valid references.  applies here
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Verifiability (WP:V)