Deletion of Kangaroo attack in Canberra 2009

Comment: Per #NEWS
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:What Wikipedia is not (WP:NOT)

Comment: A large number of the news articles treat the incident in a trivial way with silly titles, such as http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2307561.ece Int-roo-der's really jumpy". Most have taken time to include the rather comical quote, "''it's a lunatic ninja coming through the window''". At least one included "ninja" in the article's title.http://www.smh.com.au/world/strangebuttrue/ninja-kangaroo-terrorises-family-in-bed-20090310-8tow.html Clearly it was treated as a trivial, filler article rather than something of importance. The articles are generally reprints of the AP article, with the occasional copyedit so the local editor's name could be used. The fact is that such incidents occur so often that they are trivial, as trivial as the average dog bite or cat scratch. And, of course, the article still fails #NEWS whichever way you look at it
Stance: comment
Cited policy: Wikipedia:What Wikipedia is not (WP:NOT)

Comment: per  - actually would be quite at home at Wikinews but not here
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:What Wikipedia is not (WP:NOTNEWS)

Comment: Completely unnotable random news item; fails  and OT#NEWS
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Notability (WP:N||WP:NOT)

Comment: Per #NEWS, While the event may have made it to the international news outlets (on a slow news day/week) it was only a one off and not |notable. ''Just shows what happens when a Kangaroo gets out on the wrong side of the bed in the morning (*Sarcasm
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:What Wikipedia is not (WP:NOT||WP:N)