Deletion of ConnectedSign

Comment: You no can haz |cheezburger
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Run-of-the-mill (WP:COOKIE)

Comment: Signs, signs, |everywhere is signs! Blockin' out the scenery, breakin' my mind
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Run-of-the-mill (WP:MILL)

Comment: Instead of a silly comment with a link to an |essay, I'll just simply say that I did the same search that the nom did and found the same press releases that he did, article fails . Please note that I'm not trying to insult anybody as the deletability of this article seems obvious so perhaps "per nom" or |so long and thanks for all the fish is all that needs to be said but If I had punched this discussion without at least one !vote based on a guideline or policy, I'd look like a silly snout counter
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Run-of-the-mill (WP:MILL||WP:CORP||WP:MILL)