Deletion of Thong in the news

Comment: per #NEWS. The title shoots it dead in the water. Save things like this for ''Uncle John's Bathroom Reader
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:What Wikipedia is not (WP:NOT)

Comment: per #NEWS and #DIR. This is just a loose amalgamation of news stories related to thongs in some way; any encyclopedic content can be covered in the article on that particular garment
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:What Wikipedia is not (WP:NOT||WP:NOT)