Deletion of Animal Attacks Seagulls

Comment: fails  and .  Searching for "Animal Attacks Seagulls" in Google scores exactly zero hits
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Reliable sources (WP:RS||WP:V)

Comment: violates , patently non-notable and the definition of . I'd love to see if anyone can give a reason to keep other than 
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Verifiability (WP:V||WP:NFT||WP:ILIKEIT)

Comment: Clearly fails . The comment above from
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Notability (WP:NN)