Deletion of Beastleigh

Comment: per , "Incompetent and/or immature material" (which this clearly is) is not considered "patent nonsense". Last time I tried to speedy delete an article like this with {{Template:db-nonsense|db-nonsense}} I got chided because it wasn't "patent nonsense". Damned if I do, damned if I don't
Stance: comment
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Patent nonsense (WP:NONSENSE)

Comment: with apologies to MisterHand.  This is clearly nonsense,  and 
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Complete bollocks (WP:BOLLOCKS||WP:NFT)

Comment: per nom. It is also 
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Patent nonsense (WP:NONSENSE)