Deletion of The beard theorum

Comment: moderately amusing but still nonsense that violates 
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:No original research (WP:OR)

Comment: as ; and nonsense
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:No original research (WP:OR)

Comment: Definitely fodder for 
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Silly Things (WP:BJAODN)

Comment: Abraham Lincoln was a communist revolutionary and I never knew it before. We must not let his secret be revealed. 
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Silly Things (WP:BJAODN)