Deletion of Human

Comment: Google returns an astonishing 90 million articles, but ''all'' of them were written by humans. Fails 
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Verifiability (WP:V)

Comment: All sources are self-published. Clear violation of 
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Reliable sources (WP:RS)

Comment: My friend Blake wrote an article about humans and he's distinctly not. Though that would fail  so only a ''weak'' keep. Special:Mypage|You! - Special:Mytalk|Crank dat Soulja Boy|Soulja
Stance: keep
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Wikipedia is not for things made up one day (WP:NFT)

Comment: Violates , . How did this article slip by for so long
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Neutral point of view (WP:NPOV||WP:COI)