Deletion of Ruby's Fashions

Comment: Where to begin? Obvious hoax, so delete as |unverifiable. I can't tell whether other voters are just being straight-faced, but based on the article itself and comments above, this is an article that purports to be by '''a cat,''' whose sister operates what is apparently a cat fashion boutique. Possibly http://www.geocities.com/shontomsworld/index.html a dead cat (per comment above, "My website, Shontom's World"). Does this rise to the level of BJAODN (bad jokes and other deleted nonsense
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Verifiability (WP:V)