When you wash your hands you do the following:1 wash your hands, 2. Pick lint out of your belly button, 3. Pick wax out of your ears, 4.Pick crud out of your toenails, 5. Smell you fingers, 7.Pick your nose, 9. Dig your butt crack, 11. Pick your nose some more, 11-b (rev c). Pick your teeth, because you never know where your hands were before you started.