The fact "Something you need to do before you have a checkup is take a shower" is illustrated with the story:1. If you don't take a shower the doctor will smell your dirty butt and punch you in the head.2. Brushing one's teeth will make one's teeth sparkly clean!!3. Kick the dog and laugh.4. Having a shower will remove disgusting bacteria, e.g., ecoli.5. A labotomy is more important.