Question: What does Stan threaten to do?
About the article "American Dad!", section "Farces".

Candidate passages:
 Stan "(to Ollie)": "What do you think I am?
Cinderella?
If I had any sense, I'd walk out on you!".
Ollie: "Well, it's a good thing you haven't any sense!"
Stan: "It certainly is!"
Not wanting to spend any money and stumped for something to do, Stan takes a free "personality test" that is being offered by Scientologists on the street.
After answering a long questionnaire, Stan is informed that he is extremely depressed and therefore a perfect candidate for Scientology; they offer to help him out for $240.
Back at home, Stan asks his parents for money to help with his depression, and his father suggests he use the money he had been saving for a new bike.
After he pays, Stan is taken into an auditing room, and an attendant named Michelle reads his "thetan levels" using an "E-meter".
Stan has a high reading that shocks Michelle and the results are faxed to the Scientology headquarters in Los Angeles.
There, the president of Scientology determines that, because his reading is so high, Stan must be a reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard, Scientology's founder and prophet.
Later that night, a large group of Scientologists, including John Travolta, have gathered outside to celebrate Hubbard's "second coming".
The president of Scientology arrives in a helicopter and talks with Stan's parents; they oppose his being in the group, but the president informs them that, "We're not asking him to "join" us; we're asking him to "lead" us."
Randy sends Stan to his room where he finds Tom Cruise waiting for him.
Cruise, thinking Stan is genuinely Hubbard's reincarnation, asks him whether he enjoyed his acting.
When Stan tells Cruise that his acting is not as good as others', Tom locks himself in Stan's bedroom closet, believing he is "a failure in the eyes of the prophet".
He refuses to come out, despite the attempts of Randy, Nicole Kidman, Travolta, and R. Kelly to persuade him to "come out of the closet"; Travolta and Kelly eventually go into the closet as well.
Downstairs, the Scientology president tries to convince Stan's parents to let their son join them.
They want to reveal the great secret of life behind their church to Stan.
Randy asks his son if he would like to know this information, and Stan responds with "sure".
The president tells him a condensed version of the story of Xenu, based directly on the actual Scientology Operating Thetan III document, and accompanied by an onscreen caption reading, "This is what Scientologists actually believe."
After explaining these beliefs, he tells Stan to continue writing where "L. Ron" left off.
Stan begins writing and he shows his writings to the Scientology president, who approves of most of his work; but when Stan says, "to really be a church, they can't charge money to help", the president reveals to Stan that the church is in reality a money making scam.
Outside the house, the president introduces Stan to his followers, to whom he will read his new doctrine.
However, instead of presenting it to them, Stan states that he is actually not the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard, and that: "Scientology is just a big fat global scam."
His followers grow angry, and threaten to sue him.
Tom Cruise leaves Stan's closet and appears, threatening to sue Stan as well.
Stan dares them to do so, and the episode ends with the credits listing only "John Smith" and "Jane Smith", a reference to Tom Cruise and the Church of Scientology's reputations for litigiousness. 
  Linda Memari (voiced by Megyn Price) - A woman of Iranian descent, the wife of Bob Memari, and best friend to Francine.
Linda saves Francine from the Lady Bugs, a social group for women who cheat on their husbands, by kissing her.
It has been suggested that Linda may not be attracted to her husband and is in reality a closeted lesbian.
In an attempt to hit on Francine, she rearranged her clothes to make her bust more prominent and knocked on the Smiths' door (prompting a drunk Stan to comment "When did you get those?").
After thinking that Stan was beating Francine, she makes an awkward excuse to leave.
Francine then says, "She's a weird chick."
Linda's husband is apparently resigned to her preferences, and asks, in a defeated tone, if he can "at least watch this time", when he sees Linda eying Francine.
Bob Memari (voiced by Ron Livingston) - Born in Cleveland, Ohio, Bob is the Iranian husband to Linda Memari and neighbor of Stan.
Stan initially discriminates against Bob and suspects he and his wife are terrorists because of their ethnic background, as seen in the episode "Homeland Insecurity".
Ironically, Bob is not upset at Stan's accusations, because he himself says his previous neighbors were far worse; "They were black."
implying he himself is racist.
Chuck White (voiced by Mike Barker) - Stan's gloating arch-enemy who often outdoes Stan.
Chuck is over-protective of his daughter, Betsy, forcing her to do gymnastics and keeping her away from boys because he believes they will get her pregnant.
He ends each sentence with a mocking laugh, e.g.
"Looks like you're parking in the sun again, ha-ha!
"; however, he does not seem to have any control over it, and always seems to laugh even when angry or depressed.
Buckle (voiced by Matt McKenna) - A mountain man the Smiths meet when Stan thought that a nuclear-war drill was the real thing.
Buckle secretly follows them home to try to abduct and marry Hayley.
The Smiths concoct a plan to distract him from Hayley and bail Roger out of a fake-wedding-to-get-a-new-blender jam by setting Buckle up with Roger's intended bride, Sharri Rothberg, who proceeds to annoy him with constant nagging.
In "An Incident at Owl Creek", the Rothberg-Buckles move into the Smiths' neighborhood.
In "Best Little Horror House in Langley Falls," it was revealed that Buckle used to work as a Walt Disney Imagineer until his designs were deemed too scary.
He is based on James "Grizzly" Adams.
Sharri Rothberg (voiced by Lisa Edelstein) - Sharri Rothberg is a woman that Roger dupes into marrying him.
After Stan accidentally destroyed Roger's blender during his nuclear war panic (when he mistook the drill for that for the real thing), he meets her on J-Date, after Klaus told him about it.
Sharri's "Jewish-American princess" side comes out while registering for their gifts at Crate and Roundish Cylinder, becoming pushy and demanding.
On their wedding day, Roger dumps Sharri after he receives the blender he wanted.
She marries Buckle (the mountain man that followed the Smiths home from the woods intent on marrying Hayley) and proceeds to annoy him with frequent nagging.
In "An Incident at Owl Creek", she and Buckle move into the neighborhood.
Sergei Kruglov () (voiced by Steve Hely) - A former KGB agent known as the "Wolf of Leningrad".
In 1988, Stan and Sergei were captured by their respective opponent sides, but during the prisoner exchange Stan was recaptured by the Soviets.
After the Berlin Wall falls and the Soviet Union collapses, Sergei's wife leaves him for a West German tennis equipment salesman and his son becomes an entrepreneur who sells Halloween costumes for dogs.
Vowing to steal Stan's son for communism, he eventually moves to Langley Falls and into the home formerly owned by Mr. Hallworthy after it is discovered that Mr. Hallworthy has died.
Sergei then helps Steve construct a model rocket while teaching him the ways of communism.
Stan then wins Steve back, and Sergei helps Barry construct a rocket which wins the school's contest.
Toward the end of the episode he acts like a normal neighbor to Stan coming over both to threaten him and then give Stan mail belonging to him that was in his mailbox.
Sergei is on the Homeowners' Association Board.
Father Donovan (voiced by Martin Mull) - The pastor of the Episcopalian Church that the Smiths attend.
He is extremely bored with and resentful of his job and faith, preferring to go fishing on Sunday.
Donovan gets all information for eulogies from driver's licenses and is not above having sex with married women of his congregation (though he is especially attracted to Francine).
Donovan implies that he is an atheist - when Stan asks him what to do about his best friend who does not believe in God, Donovan replies, "Well Stan, we're hardly best friends."
In "Rapture's Delight," when everyone is ascending into Heaven, Father Donovan is left behind with Roger, Stan, and Francine, at which point he remarks, "Turns out there is a God".
He has a heart surgery scar on his chest.
In "Season's Beatings," Father Donovan casts Stan and Roger in a televised Christmas play at the mall, but when they break out brawling during a performance, he bans Stan from the church on his superiors' behalf with the only way of re-admittance being either donating a lot of money to the church, finding the Holy Grail, or killing the Anti-Christ.
When Stan realizes that the baby Hayley and Jeff took in and named Nemo is the Anti-Christ, Stan was able to present evidence of this to Father Donovan causing them, with Roger and Jeff, to pursue and kill Nemo.
Father Donovan is badly injured when Nemo uses his powers to burn down the orphanage, severing the priest's legs.
Father Donovan's death has not been confirmed.
Al Tuttle (voiced by Richard Kind) - Tuttle is one of the Smiths' neighbors, such a chatty fellow that Stan originally circled the block six or seven times to avoid talking to him in "Homeland Insecurity."
When Stan finally runs out of gas and has to stop and talk, he and Francine learn that Al's wife Betty died several months earlier.
By "Don't Look a Smith Horse in the Mouth," Al has become severely obese from mourning and loneliness, but when Steve and his friends help him out of his house for the first time since the first season, he returns to his friendly and optimistic self, though still fat.  
When Nyssa's psychic abilities threaten her life, the Doctor takes her to ancient Traken.
Will Nyssa be healed, or does the Doctor's arrival threaten Traken and its Source? 
The film centers around Stan and Ollie being hired as waiters at an upper class dinner party and subsequently not making a very good job of it.
The film starts with Stan and Ollie arriving at the host's house, with Ollie taking charge before even entering the property (he insists he is the one to ring the doorbell).
The maid shows them inside, where Stan puts their personal card on table with a collection of others.
Visible on their card is the slogan, “All we ask is a chance”.
A small fight breaks out between Ollie and Stan as a result of Ollie trying to keep Stan from putting his hat on inside the house.
After the wife of the household inspects them she gets shown a notice apologizing that the only available waiters were the duo, where it is revealed on the paper that their previous experience in waiting was at railroad eating houses.
Ollie comments to the wife's husband that she is “some wiggler!” (meaning the way she walks) and naturally, the husband isn't impressed.
The pair get ready to start work in the kitchen where Stan tells the chef (who is busy cooking) not to wear his hat.
Stan takes it off him several times but the chef proceeds to keep putting it back on.
Stan soon loses his cool and throws the chefs hat away.
The chef retaliates by grabbing the nearest plate and smashing it over Stan's head.
Stan does the same back to the chef and they carry on using plates as weapons until Ollie calms things down by stopping Stan from destroying a large, expensive looking plate.
However, as Ollie walks off, he trips on the kitchen floor and smashes the plate, causing him to be embarrassed by the onlooking maid.
Meanwhile the party goes on, oblivious to the impending disaster awaiting them.
The wife of the household isn't having an easy time either, as she struggles to eat her fruit cocktail with the cutlery provided.
Her predicament carries on throughout the film.
Stan and Ollie come into the room as they are about to start serving food.
Stan manages to pour, what looks like soup, onto Ollie's foot while he counts the guests.
Ollie begins carrying a very large cake to the table but slips on a banana skin left by the family dog and lands head first into the cake.
Ollie manages to do this more than once in the film, much to the bemusement of the guests, and of Stan, who accuses him of falling over on purpose at one point.
The pair spend most of the film falling down while trying to serve the food, much to the anger of the husband of the household.
This is one of the first films to show Stan getting cross for once, as he loses his temper with Ollie's incompetence and with the guests.
The wife then asks Ollie to serve the salad “undressed”.
Ollie tells Stan to do this who, confused, heads to the kitchen to tell the maid what he has to do.
The maid says, “I always serve it that way...”.
Stan can't believe this but goes ahead and dresses down to his underwear to serve the salad.
The film ends with the husband and wife discovering Stan undressed, and after a futile attempt by Ollie to put a jacket on Stan and ask, “How's that - perfect?”, Ollie gets hit by the wife and falls into yet another cake.