A 12-ounce salute to Joan Crawford, cola pusher. And that's just for starters. Tricked up with new narration and hokey sound effects, this groanfest appears to be aimed at the crowd that's outgrown America's Funniest Home Videos but hasn't the stomach for, say, Faces of Death . In another sequence, oinking fills the soundtrack as a 720-pounder, claiming to be the world's fattest man, waddles around in front of the camera. A snippet about a mom who uses her kids as targets during a knife throwing act leads to a Lorena Bobbitt gag.
Some guy uses another guy's chest as a human dartboard.
A kid pops his eyes out of their sockets. There's oral X-ray footage of a fellow who chows down on razor blades. And during a Miami Beach publicity stunt involving a human barbecue, bathing beauties are basted with suntan oil, then hung from a rotisserie to tan.