So much media, so little time.
Technology is only a transportation mode.
While in college, Mr. Media spent months carrying around a tattered copy of Gay Talese's Thy Neighbor's Wife because it was a great icebreaker with the opposite sex. Since it was such a long book, nobody questioned that the ever studious Big Media on Campus might take that long to finish reading it. Writing about stogies for Cigar Aficionado . Most of his essay finds the author in search of the last public place a man can light up in peace. An eleventh digit on the hands of men, thereby giving a finger to the current code of correctness.