Man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake-up with stinky finger. Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Foolish man give wife grand piano.
Wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk through Thailand airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. Man with one chopstick go hungry. Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.