I found an article floating around the department which answers many of those questions. The author is anonymous, but it has to be a police officer. Stupid Criminals I came across some funny, true stories of bad guys in action. These guys are not rocket scientists. I think you'll like ro read about some really stupid criminals .
Traffic accidents are a large part of police officers job.
We deal with them on a daily basis. We hear all kinds of excuses and here are some that you'll enjoy. In 1987 I was injured and laid up at home for over a year. My wife suggested I buy a computer to save her sanity and mine. For twenty years, we camped in that trailer and used it until our family was too large to fit in it.