First, the social scene at Amherst is buried in a crypt below the campus center, which stands as a loving, if silent, memorial to its memory. I'm not going to touch that issue. That's another column entirely. No, I'm giving sidelong glances at the very definition of intimate sexual relations at Amherst. Nevertheless, we perhaps fulfill more than our quota of these fine, healthy relationships.
Unhealthy relationships build character.
In fact, the only advantage to this particular relationship is that it gets the drunk people off the dance floor at TAP much faster. In short, I find it repugnant even if my hormones do not. There is, however, one other type of relationship which is often quite unhealthy and does build character. One might speculate that love is behind most hack writing. After an experience during my freshman year of high school, I would probably do the latter.