Only women understand the reason for 'guest towels' and the 'good china'. Women want equal rights, but you rarely hear them clamoring to be let into the draft to cover the responsibilities that go with those rights. All women seek equality with men until it comes to sharing the closet, taking out the trash, and picking up the check. Women never check to see if the lid is up. They seem to prefer taking a flying butt leap towards the bowl and then chewing men out because they 'left the seat up' instead of taking two seconds and lowering it themselves.
Women can get out of speeding tickets by pouting.
This will get men arrested. Women don't really care about a sense of humor in a guy despite claims to the contrary. It's okay for women to dance with each other, but you don't see men dancing together. Women will spend hours dressing up to go out, and then they'll go out and spend more time checking out other women. The most embarrassing thing for women is to find another woman wearing the same dress at a formal party.