I think my family tree is a few branches short of full bloom. Life is lived forwards, but understood backwards. If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer. For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph. Cops have nothing to go on.
Time flies like an arrow.
The trouble with life is there's no background music. Quoting many is research. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. If you must choose between two evils pick the one you've never tried before. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.