After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropical rain forest. Women don't understand the appeal of sports. Men seek entertainment that allows them to escape reality. Women seek entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things could be. Women brush their hair before bed.
Women are never wrong.
Apologizing is the man's responsibility, 'It's there in the Bible'. Women have better restrooms. They get the nice chairs and red carpet. Men just get a large bowl to share. The average number of items in a typical woman's bathroom is 437.