On a chilly spring or fall day when you're watering your lawn a leaking hose could gush water on your feet or hands and cause frost bite. Even in the warmth of summertime a leaky hose can cause very costly damages to you and your home. A leaky hose could flood your backyard and your basement, which could cause a drowning hazard among other things. A flooded backyard attracts marsh animals like alligators, mosquitoes, and hippopotamuses. These animals can and will cause injury to both you and your family.
Wild animals are nothing to fool around with.
A persistently leaky hose is a very dangerous weapon. Industry Secrets Forgotten Warning Labels Garden Hose Manufacturers have always thought that it would be a fine idea to put a warning label on their product. The only problem with their idea was that they could not find an appropriate warning to stick on the hose. In the best interests of public safety I've discovered those warning stickers that have been rejected and am allowing all of you access to them. In case of overdose apply hair dryer to plant roots and consult your local gardening supply store.