They always catch the second person. Never ask your three-year old brother to hold a tomato. You can't trust dogs to watch your food. Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac. Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time.
School lunches stick to the wall.
Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. The best place to be when you are sad is in Grandma's lap.