A man in the house is worth two in the streets. Virginity can be cured. When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself. The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.
Sex is dirty only if it's done right.
It is always the wrong time of the month. When the lights are out, the woman is beautiful. Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either. It was not the apple on the tree put the pair on the ground that caused trouble in the garden.