Okay, I admit it. Laundry's not one of my favorite chores, but it has to be done. I have some suggestions to make the job easier for you.
Socks have a life of their own in the washer.
They seem to just disappear. Try connecting them with diaper pins. It's a really easy way to keep those pairs together. It's the oils in your hair and skin that cause the stain. So the shampoo will break it up.