I ripped open the box and ate two days worth like they were Pez. I had more steroids in my system than the Chinese women's swimming team. I also took a bunch of aspirin and chugged Robitussin cough medicine. I was spraying Chloraseptic spray down my throat and popping Halls Mentho-Lyptus cough drops. I smelled like wintergreen LifeSavers and Vicks VapoRub.
Women dig it.
Well, nurses in a hospital maybe. The steroid wasn't helping my voice, but I did put on 25 pounds of pure muscle, and I flew into a wall-punching rage when I couldn't find the paisley tie I was looking for. Channel 13's Debra Duncan was going to sing Baby, It's Cold Outside . Some young people would do a Christmas rap. It turned out to be my favorite performance of the show.