No, a man doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Teasing is flirting, there is no difference. This is a great time to pay bills, put laundry in the dryer or talk to your sister. You never want to know what we're thinking about.
Socks never constitute a gift.
We did water the plants. They died anyway. Nobody knows why this happens. Curly is the bald one. Compromise does not mean that we abandon our position in favor of yours.