I was a bar of soap in Elle's shower. God created silk so that women could be naked while fully clothed. A wife lasts as long as a marriage. An ex-wife is forever. Behind every successful man is a woman who wants a fur coat.
Sex is nobody's business except the three people involved.
I was talking during sex and my girlfriend hung up. Girls just wanna have fun. Guys just wanna have girls. To brighten up your boyfriend's evening, sit with him in the dark. The same way mink get mink.