Your bike has a gun rack. You just might be a redneck if you have to go outside to the refrigerator to get sumtin to eat. You might be a Redneck if you know at least three people named Bubba. You might be a red neck if you are at a baseball game and the coach says to run home and you run to your house. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.
Somebody loses a trailer.
You may be a redneck if you had to be curcomsized by your cosin being kicked in the chin. Your 2 year old has more teeth than you do. You lost your wife in a poker game. The reason so many rednecks wear cowboy boots is because they can't learn how to tie shoelaces. You may be a redneck if you take your date to a drive-in on a stolen tractor.