No one's as great as they say you are . . . Too bad Jack missed out. For the islanders seldom pay you the compliment of a ribbing on the Gridiron show unless they think you're a big man. But there is a third local principal, a silent and unseen star who is highly regarded. He is set decorator Buck Henshaw . . .
Wood describes what happened next.
My phone rang. It was the show's press agent. He said that 'management' was 'very upset' over the piece. I had called Zulu and Kam Fong stars. They are not stars, I was told.