He caddied 36 holes in 100 degree heat. He is not a God. I can not tell what the last word in the sentence is. It is simply much more difficult to be thought of as the Messiah when there are cameras to record how things actually happened. It never rained during play.
Tiger can sense evil.
After winning the 1997 Masters Tiger boldly declined President Clinton's offer to be exploited for political gain at an event honoring Jackie Robinson. Tiger's birthday is December 30th, which is much closer to Christmas day than what most scholars believe was Jesus Christ's actual birthday. Much like Jesus, Tiger made quite a stir as a child. The Nike commercial where Tiger bounces the ball on his wedge for exactly 27 seconds before ripping one down the middle. We don't think Jesus could do his on his home course on Easter Sunday.