Women never thinks to clonk villain with handy object. If woman does clonk, she always hits hero instead. Women always fight other movie women by pulling hair, falling to ground together, rolling over twice. She will then become totally conventional and dependent. Once she does this, the hero will become vulnerable and tell her about some tragic loss that will explain his belligerent attitude.
Women wear make-up to bed, and wake up with hair and face completely intact.
Women don't need to go to the bathroom when they get up but will shower frequently. If a woman is pregnant, she will deliver before the movie ends. Women also scream or make some other noise at the precise moment the villain is close enough to hear. Women are always too hysterical to do what the hero instructs. WOOD Heros and villains can successfully use wood, no matter how thin, as a safe shield against bullets of any caliber.