They're just humiliated grapes. Some cultures are defined by their relationship to cheese. If something gets in your way, turn. And if they're not gay, they've just broken up with the most wonderful woman in the world or they've just broken up with a bitch who looks exactly like me. Sometimes you just have to let art flow over you.
Shampoo is better.
What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response was there anything that could even be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. Man goes into cage.