In Dr. Johnson's famous dictionary patriotism is defined as the last resort of the scoundrel. With all due respect to an enlightened but inferior lexicographer I beg to submit that it is the first. Something acting upon a magnet. The two definition immediately foregoing are condensed from the works of one thousand eminent scientists, who have illuminated the subject with a great white light, to the inexpressible advancement of human knowledge. It's only pleasant because it isn't here.
Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.
Humor is a drug which it's the fashion to abuse. While your friend holds you affectionately by both your hands you are safe, for you can watch both of his. A dead Quaker. Ambrose Bierce Do not meddle in the affairs of troff, for it is subtle and quick to anger. The peculiar habit, when searching for a snack, of constantly returning to the refrigerator in hopes that something new will have materialized.