If you spit upwards, you're bound to get it back in the face. Had you gotten up early, you wouldn't have needed to stay up late. One who has the reputation of an early riser may safely lie in bed until noon. For dying, you always have time. When a fool is silent, he too is counted among the wise.
Silence is the fence around wisdom.
Two elderly Jewish ladies meet on a street corner. My son Harold is an Accountant making lots of money. It's my son Arnold. Back to top Truer Words Were Never spoken A little Jewish boy was telling his mother about how he had won a part in a play that was being done at school. Beyond For months, Mrs. Pitzel had been nagging her husband to go with her to the seance parlor of Madame Freda.