So he decides to call in on his old friend Batman. Superman mumbles something under his breath and flies off. While flying around, he decides to call on his old mate Spiderman.
Superman looks real pissed off, and flies away.
While circling the skies thinking of something to do, Superman spies Wonder-Woman lying on the top of a tall building, stark naked. He'd always liked her, but didnt have the courage to ask her out. He flies in, humps Wonder-woman at supersonic speed, and flies away within seconds. Corp. All Rights Reserved.