How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on. I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them. You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler. A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.