Some lawyers are barely human.
I've been a lawyer for over 421 years, and I can tell you that I am just about a homo sapiens now. I no longer crave bananas, or climb on things in court, or scratch myself in strange areas, and my body hair growth rate has decreased dramatically. I can almost stand up quite straight now too, so don't be making fun of lawyers you meanie. Dear Chucko, I never implied that lawyers haven't evolved. They're just full of themselves like satirists, except we're not extortionists.