The chances of getting into an accident increases proportionally as the car goes slower. Burglar alarm system's connection box is on the outside wall. Private detective work is glamorous. Cars will explode in all accidents. Teenagers who have sex are destined to die in grotesque ways.
Teenagers are always smarter than their parents.
High School students look thirty years old. The suburbs are exciting. Cream pies are made to be thrown, never eaten. All Chinese people know Karate. Indians make good fodder.