There be pirates on the horizon. The pirates only friend on the high seas. A parrot for the shoulder of the meanest Pirate Captain alive, it calms his spirits in the mornings. Polly is quite easy to care for. And, unlike the original, it won't divulge all of your secrets.
Sturdy wire attaches at feet.
So you want some salty adventure. This is the man to talk to. Come on aboard for a trip you'll never forget. It's all so nice before you set sail, it turns ugly as soon as you lose sight of land. Wenches Sea Wench Galley personel keeps the mangy crew in line.