You can be president. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. You don't care if someone notices your new haircut. You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
Wrinkles add character.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister or mangle your feet. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.