Machines scare me. But scared as I am I fight back. I have actually threatened it. I'm not pushing eject again. Give out that tape.
Some people are great with machines, gadgets and even computers.
A can opener, for me, is a challenge. I've never used a coffee maker and remembered to put in the water. I always microwave everything for 10 minutes because that's the only time I've figure out how to set. Makes for a very well heated Danish. Maybe it's hereditary.