Due to wartime rationing and a scarcity of all metals, the Oscars given out during World War II were manufactured from cattle bones. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for money. A shark can detect one part of gin in 100 million parts of tonic. Both Hitler and Napoleon were each missing one goat. A rhinoceros horn is made of hate, accumulated and gradually hardened over the years.
Some almonds contain cashews.
An elephant can smell a broken heart up to three miles away. The average human requires more calories to smile while eating a piece of celery than to frown and vomit it back up. An ostrich's eye is larger than its capacity to love. Leonardo da Vinci could simultaneously write backwards and upside-down with one hand and kill a man with the other. Starfish harbor no regrets.