Today is a day off in Washington.
Officially it is Presidents Day, one of the many Monday holidays. But unofficially we would have taken the day off anyway because we are soooooo exhausted from that Bill and Monica thing. This is been so hard for us here in Washington. Those of you north of Bethesda, south of Springfield, and west of Tysons Corner have no idea. We have been spinning and leaking and appearing and predicting and explaining and talking and making up jokes and making up excuses and getting made up and rolling our eyes and counting votes and reading more spicy material than we have since 1971 when we discovered the complete works of D.H. Lawrence were available in the college library under Classical Lit.