A teacher overheard him say that he was using PHP, and as part of our Zero-Tolerance policy against drug use, he was immediately suspended. Parents are frightened by the discovery of this new menace in their children's school, and are demanding the school do something. We heard that he found out about PHP at school on the internet.
School is supposed to be teaching our kids how to read and write.
Officials say this should prevent any other students from falling prey like Brett Tyson did. They have also stepped up locker searches and brought in drug sniffing dogs. Interviews with students suggested that PHP use is wide spread around the school, but is particularly concentrated in the geeky nerd population. PHP is a hypertext preprocessor, which sounds very dangerous. BBspot is a satirical news and comedy source and meant to be funny.