If you can back it up with a passable Texas drawl, wear a Stetson. But nothing over 15 gallons. Ladies should remember one vital point. Ninety-nine percent of security guards are male. So dress accordingly.
Smokers have to exit buildings to light up.
And many patriotic Republicans cannot go more than 10 minutes without smoking. You then walk toward the door and make a show of irritation as you extinguish your cigarette underfoot. Nod and smile slightly as you walk past the security guard. In the '90s, the accessory of choice for wealthy adults attending tony parties were kids. Velcro a couple of overdressed tykes to your arm and you could walk into any ritzy affair without having to produce documentation.