Putting a huge spoiler on the ass-end of your Ford Escort doesn t make it look cool. It makes it look like its dork of an owner wants everyone to think he s Rusty Wallace. Low-rider pickups are an abomination against nature and their creators should be staked through the heart with a tie rod and buried face down under a hangman tree at midnight. The worn, whitened ring in the seat pocket of your jeans that indicates you are a snuff user does more to make you look like a hick than a Hee-Haw Film Festival ever could. The worn, whitened ring in the flap of your wallet that indicates you carry a condom around everywhere you go does more to make you look like a loser than any quantity of hair gel ever could.
Some people look good in all black.
Some people look good in skintight clothes. It won t make you look like Marlon Brando, just a putz.