Really, they remain the only appropriate Super Bowl act. The long, sure process of easing the dull pain of a meaningless existence is well under way. It only took two hours. I'm sick of Ditka. It has the feel of a preseason exhibition.
Wife returns from corner store, laden with chips.
My bribe worked. It's more than two minutes long. Amusing Charles Schwab ad at faux retirement home features Barkley, Holyfield and Ditka. I love him again. Viva Iron Mike.