Folks, you're boring me, and frankly, I think even the Buddha would be a little restless with this life, too. I'll tell you where it went. It went somewhere south of Mike Brady's house and is currently hanging out with the Beave, playing catch with Wally. I say, smoke 16 packs of unfiltered Pall Malls if that's what gets you through the day. In fact, take some uppers so you can stay up all night and smoke more.
Smoking is rebellion.
I have no idea, but it's a damn good form. Rebel and drink and smoke until you're dead. When I get there, I'm checking IDs at the door. College used to mean something. That's not the point.