Bass players are stupid. In our laboratory environment we have tried to scientifically determine which one is more stupid, a bass player or a blonde. Of course, an american blonde bass player wins all. Sun always shines in Espoo. Women tend to be more passionate the further you are from Helsinki.
Swedish guys are all gay.
All the beautiful ladies date stupid men. Bald people are racists. The credibility of an underground record correlates to the fewness of it's buyers. Underground never dies. People have a bad taste for music.