Which is why if it were up to me, I'd mandate that the beginning of school be truly a fresh start for all of us. I intend to bring a bill before the SGA demanding the compulsory break-up of all couples before the first day of each semester. Draw your own conclusions. Honestly, I only have the best intentions for all of us in mind. Imagine how, were we all single, we'd be smiling at each other during those first few weeks of class in dreary February.
Winter breaks come and go, but people always change.
Which is why my law to outlaw ongoing relationships is a good one. It'll level the playing field for the entire student body and spare a lot of people a lot of pain. Of course, what I really hope is that the national news will pick this up. Mary-Ellis Bunim and Jonathan Murray will be able to turn me down the next time I go out for The Real World . Taryn Roeder is a graduate student in creative writing.