The better a woman looks, the longer a man does. Man, the Sequel. Women and cats do as they like. Men and dogs get used to it. Women and elephants never forget real or supposed injury.
Women are a lot of trouble, but worth all of it and more.
Can't live with them. Can't live without them. Can't live with them, and sheep can't cook. Can't live with them, can't keep them in a trunk. Can't live with them, can't shoot them.