Start-up in the morning can take hours. Will communicate only in arcane language, such as Windows 3.1. Activity Manager may become permanently disabled. In some cases, it will do the opposite of each command given. Will also suddenly disconnect while in the middle of communicating.
Users report difficulty ever turning the damn thing off.
May even try to save the MCA building. Computer will begin reinstating programs it has previously deleted - and expect people to applaud. Computer will crash suddenly and often. Any text aligned to the left will be automatically deleted. Colour will not be available, nor will spellcheck and grammar check.