Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.
Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.
Men keep scrolling. So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident. One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Johnny was staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. Soberly, they stood together, staring at the large plaque.