If you want a Las Vegas revue, this is not for you. And the cuisine is, in a word, superb. The dining room waiters are Old-World attentive, never intrusive. They anticipate your wishes rather than respond to them. The pull out chairs when you sit or rise, and refold your napkin if you leave the table.
Service is flawless, impeccable.
Your friendly, efficient, thoughtful Scandinavian stateroom stewardess knows your schedule, even if you think you never had one. They know you by name. You are not merely the couple in cabin L428. I mean he didn't really appear to give us a royal sendoff. Our guide just happened to know his schedule.