We journey beneath the sea now, to view the undiscovered beauty of our ocean creatures. What an ugly fucker. If you lived in Japan you'd be eating this raw. In fact, you'd probably end up marrying it. It's obviously up to no good.
Somebody get a gun, quick.
These things are just plain evil. The best thing to do would be to take a garden rake underwater with you and set about these fuckers before they do someone some damage. They look like they're dying to suck your brains out. We ought to start dumping more poison into the sea and get rid of these bastards before they get a chance to attack. Get a knitting needle and stab this bastard quick.