I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night. If a fish is the movement of water embodied, given shape, then cat is a diagram and pattern of subtle air. It does not matter whether the cat is black or white. So long as it catches the mouse, it is a good cat .
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel.
True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. The cat is the only non-gregarious domestic animal. It is retained by its extra-ordinary adhesion to the comforts of the house in which it is reared. Galton 31 Of all God's creatures there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the lash.