Safe sex, the next best thing to being there. Sexy Smurf on a sesame seed bun. Sex after 80 is like shooting pool with a rope. Sex discriminates against the shy and ugly. Sex is a misdemeanor-The more you miss de meaner you get.
Sex is a real attention grabber.
Sex is better than logic. Sex is cleaner with a packaged weiner. Sex is hereditary. If your parents didn't, you won't. Sex is like air.