Crazy tomato out for early evening roll, smiles, waves at neighbors. Wicked tomato luring worms to wretched lives, gross obesity. Thick-skinned tomato withstands life's most crushing blows, tastes like stale cardboard. Clams can cure cancer. Dead man pays library fine.
Tabloids blabber on.
East Timor stays here. Convert Jews to Christ. Screws slaves, now screws Jews. Fat tomato rolls uphill, astonishing all, claims anyone can. Cancer can cure clams, say bewildered scientists.