The war on drugs has warped more minds than drugs themselves. Oh, please, no. Not a Subway Series. I can't take two weeks of the city so nice they named it twice. Please don't let the big spotlight that's always shining on New York shine 10 times brighter for an endless fortnight.
Somebody win something.
Somebody not from New York. I mean McLemore. From 1949 to 1958 there was at least one New York team in the World Series every year. In six of those 10 years, both teams were from New York, and five of those six times, the two teams were the Dodgers and Yankees, who also played each other in 1947, just to get warmed up. Because the media is centered in New York.