Grab your Roofies boys, and ladies throw your legs behind your heads.
Spring break is a Mecca for deviant behavior, perpetrated by the most unlikely people.
These are people who are apt to do anything as long as they have an excuse for their actions. When peers discover explicit shenanigans such as these in their friends closets, there is spring break to fall back on as an excuse. Diseases run rampant during spring break. Gonorrhea and herpes rank highest among STDs contracted. However, the number for those who catch crabs from frolicking in the sea is undetermined.