Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself. The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later. Sex is dirty only if it's done right. It is always the wrong time of the month. When the lights are out, the woman is beautiful.
Sex is hereditary.
If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either. It was not the apple on the tree put the pair on the ground that caused trouble in the garden. Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs. There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it.