Warning signs are easy to spot.
I asked him if he had ever read Shakespeare's plays. He's like, naw. The good news for families with members suffering from terminal Lykelyke Syndrome is that patients who have entered this stage remain speechless and watch television for up to 16 hours a day. They sleep the remainder of the time. Families with members suffering from Stage 3 Lykelyke Syndrome report that the patient may be left alone in front of the television, with the sound turned completely off, for up to 12 hours at a time.