So, every day was a panic. Cameron Crowe titled. This is, after all, a film in which a character is impaled by a penis, in which a tidal wave of seminal fluid erupts . . . Smits, who joins veteran character actor Christopher Lee and returnees Ewan McGregor, Natalie Portman, Samuel L. Jackson, and that Jar Jar Binks dude in the sequel, will play Bail Organa, an Alderaan senator and father figure to Princess Leia. George Lucas, who makes up all the dumb names like Bail Organa and Jar Jar Binks, will direct.
Shooting is set to start soon in Australia. . . .
Mark Wahlberg, the doomed sailor of the splashfest The Perfect Storm, has signed up for the remake of Planet of the Apes and a sequel. Will Smith was once attached to the project.