Eat or be eaten. With SPAM, you can never be sure who is winning. Stretched stale meniscus over opened rusted tin, drummed disgusting din. It is the piece that passeth All understanding. Frigate drops SPAM charge.
Sub responds with sausages.
Jessica Fletcher Finds body with SPAM beside. Hormel's Bay of Pigs. Again the world holds its breath. SPAM, the perfect grub For soldiers marching to war. They'll kill for real food.