Why a Cow Goes Mooooo Cows are fat. They're suppose to be we eat them. That's why we're fat-they transfer their fat to us as revenge for killing them. Have you ever seen a big fat cow get zapped with a cattle prod and then smashed in the head with one of those cow-killing clubs at a cattle yard. Gross, believe me.
Whole milk is fat.
I swear if you drank a glass of whole milk everyday, you'd have a massive coronary before you hit thirty. That's a cow's revenge too for milking them with machines. In the past, when man milked cows by hand, whole milk wasn't fattening at all. Cows appreciate the soft touch of a veteran farmer's hand gently coaxing milk from the underbellies. Now you could scrape the fat from your arteries with a butter knife from drinking the stuff.