Teacher salaries increase by 100 percent. Spring break will come very soon. Mom and Dad's house won't become a permanent residence. Ideas for future columns will come easier. The next head football coach the Bears hires will be a real one.
Some people get a sense of humor.
No one ever finds out what we did last summer. The new Star Wars movie sinks the Titanic. Black pea coats never go out of style. Flannel pants are socially acceptable in the real world. The impeachment trial stop interrupting our favorite soap operas.