People who look good on a jet ski are usually ugly without one. Never use a sun intensifier lotion within 30 miles of the Equator. People say the funniest things when you shut their gas off. Never have sex on a jet ski above a coral reef. Dry Suits and Beers do not mix.
Sharks hate anything breaded Always jet ski with a buddy.
On sharks approach, point to buddy Ride with a briefcase. Shark may mistake you for an attorney and leave you alone Speed away when your jet ski buddies and their skis are no where to be seen. Has multiple scars.