However, you are still parched. You can drink 10 sodas and still feel this way. You are craving a steak bomber and a side of gravy fries. No pain, but something is definitely amiss. Last night has wreaked havoc on your bowels.
Stomach feels crappy.
You are definitely not productive. Your head is throbbing and you can't speak too quickly or else you might puke. Your boss has already lambasted you for being late and has given you a lecture for reeking of booze. You have a second heartbeat in your head which is actually annoying the employee who sits in the next cube. Vodka vapor is seeping out of every pore and making you dizzy.