Some people have the misconception that cats never have to be bathed.
Now we all know that cats HATE water. And we know that giving the cat a sedative to ease this process of a bath is out of the question. So, the best approach is both sneaky and direct. Remember now, this is not the dumb dog who can be led to tub with lies and a trail of Kibbles and Bits. A 4-ply rubber wet suit is suggested, along with a helmet, face mask and welders gloves.