Talk to another writer. Jesus, throw a rock in here, you'll hit one. His grandparents swung from trees. Man that ball got outta here in a hurry. Don't try to strike everybody out.
Strikeouts are boring, and besides that they're fascist.
Throw some ground balls. They're more democratic. I know, I know. Maybe you should give me some lessons in that. Yeah, but John, if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.