He who laughs last thinks slowest. A tax on people who are bad at math. It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck. Where there's a will, I want to be in it. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill. A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. We are born naked, wet, and hungry.