And remember, above all else, put out the food and do not make any sudden moves in their direction. When they make up their minds, they will finally come to you for some affection and comfort, and it will be a triumphant moment for all concerned. No matter what you do for them, it is not enough. No cat or teenager shares you taste in music. Cats have nine lives.
Teenagers carry on as if they did.
Cats and teenagers do not improve anyone's furniture.