I don't think I reasoned my liking in that exact fashion, but it comes damned close. What a freak I was. Hi, the idea is to strike fear in the hearts of people, not cause them to have heart attacks from laughing too hard. But you know, the suburbs do have one thing over cities. Particularly my city .
Suburbs are greener.
They have real trees. They have grass. They even have flowers. Of course, we must ignore Central Park , but that's easy, since I'm never in midtown. And spring seems to start later and later each year, so I can't decide if my estimates are correct for present conditions, or the conditions 5 years ago.