Okay, except streaking. We filmed the introductory sequence outside where I set up the following footage, and unfortunately during the taping, security drove up and told us we had to get off the property and couldn't film. He was not so amused, until it was clear we weren't going to be a problem for him. So then we went to Albertson's because they don't care about that kind of shit, and we got some people on tape. It's funny because people act entirely differently on camera, like with much more enthusiasm and perkiness.
Someone needs to figure out how to put the experience in a spray bottle.
I think he was bored. We also filmed the rest of the video, which consisted of me walking through part of my house essssplaineen myself to the Survivor people. I figure anyone can go do something crazy, just to get attention, but perhaps if I tried to razzledazzle them with a speech about my life, maybe they'd get more of the info they were seeking. I don't know. So at this point we realized that the tape was going to shape up to be ultra cheese, so we decided to throw in even more to the point where it was obvious.