Joe Camel subbing for vacationing Smokey the Bear. Extremely troubled Head Ranger who blames anything that goes wrong on Scott Baio. According to posted signs, not only may you feed the animals, but afterward, you have a right to expect them to put out. Bears not only take your picnic basket at gunpoint, but also make off with your Ford Explorer. Here we see the oldest mobile home formations in the entire White Trash National Park.
Waterfalls seem to lose some of their majestic power whenever someone flushes a toilet.
On the tour, you see more of the Grand Crack in the ranger's ass than you do of the canyon.