Early to rise, Early to bed, Makes a man healthy but socially dead. I'm so poor I can't even pay attention. Best way to prevent hangover is to stay drunk. Man who sneezes without tissues takes matters into his own hands. War doesn't determine who's right.
War determines who's left.
Woman run faster with skirt up than man run with pants down. Man who go to bed with diarrhea wake up in deep shit. Man who drops watches in toilet have shitty time. I am free of all prejudices. I have not lost my mind - it's backed up on disk somewhere.