A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there is no use in two people remembering the same thing. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
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