When you have a bottle of champagne, you will have something to celebrate. Moderation is for monks. If something can go wrong, it will. If something doesn't go wrong, in the end it will be shown that it would have been ultimately beneficial for it to have gone wrong. The advantage of being a pessimist is that all your surprises are pleasant.
Suicide is confession and confession is suicide.
The way to a man's heart is through his chest. Anything dropped in the bathroom falls in the toilet.