Voice readers woulda jump, skip and dip when dem realise seh 85 per cent of spoken for sisterin ah slam ah next man. Dis ya week's article ah go gi unno di top 10 noteworthy signs weh man an man shoulda watch out for. It should come has noh surprise when yu mampie ting join di local gym. A-Z road mapping ability den hide inna di boot of har jalopy and see wah gwaan. Wa day mi breadrin Rasta Kenny did exactly dat but after discovering his wife dida sheg two different hoomen Kenny chopped off im Locks an emigrated to Yemen.
Wife Also remember dat har friends are all sworn to secrecy so once again everyting get crash.
Nega painter an decorator ah poly-fill idiot man wife. Vastaman says 'Paranoid'.