The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far. I will stop talking about the twelve inch pianist. I am not a lean mean spitting machine. The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan. I will not whittle hall passes out of soap.
Wedgies are unhealthy for children and other living things.
I do not have power of attorney over first graders. Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does. I am not certified to remove asbestos. I will not re-transmit without the express permission of Major League Baseball. I will remember to take my medication.