We don't have to learn to spell a new last name. That s because it would take too long. We can leave the motel bed unmade. We can kill our own food. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Simple things please simple minds Wedding plans take care of themselves.
If someone forgets to invite us to something, they can still be our friend. That s because we judge our friends on more than the size of the engine in their car. Stop buying your underwear from the little girl s section. If we're 34 and single, nobody notices. Unless of course you re the bald guy hitting on the 18 year-old in a bar.