Farmer who can't keep hands off wife better fire them. If you want a youthful figure, ask a woman her age. Fellow who lose girl, forget where he laid her. You never know how a girl will turn out until her folks turn in. Aviatrix who fly upside down sure to have crackup.
Shotgun wedding is case of wife or death.
Madam is someone for whom the belles toil. Bird in hand is not as good as girl in bush. A mistress is a cutie on the q.t. Woman's best asset, man's imagination. Man with one track mind most likely possesses dirt track.