In an age when hatred causes so much suffering let us use hatred for a higher purpose. Hate not your fellow man, but his paisley print cravat by all means despise. It is no sin to loathe an inanimate object, especially when it is wrapped around your throat. It's like having a noose around one's neck. Imagine if women were expected to wear dresses only, or should I say, if it were enforced.
Ties are ugly.
Imagine being expected to wear a hat. The Revolution I wish to implement an international Anti-Tie Day Campaign. On this day no person shall wear a tie and will encourage others not too as well. I believe it should be held annually on either Feb. 28 or Mar. 1 so that on leap years it can be The Anti-Tie Days. Or it could be a two day festival and on leap years it would be a three day Anti-Tie extravaganza.