My father had lost all of his hair by the age of 22, and I'm convinced that it was the Tab. Well, it's either that or his genes, and I don't drink Tab but do have his genes. So Tab it is. As you may have noticed if you've recently waded through the trash overflowing from the gutters of Campustown, not everyone at this school shares my reluctance to litter. I honestly don't understand how people can do it, much as I don't understand how anyone can eat chitlins.
Some people actually seem to enjoy littering.
Ha ha, just kidding. Nothing goes sixty on campus these days, except perhaps the bicyclists who routinely try to run me over. People's ability to litter amazes me in part because it's not like other environmental problems. It's tough to convince people to reduce their carbon monoxide emission because they can't see it. Litter, however, is quite visible and quite ugly, and attributable in way which other pollution is not.