One to change the bulb and three to frenzy over the violation of the socket. One to screw it in, and nine to write bad poems and songs about it. We cannot change the light bulb until it's ready to change, and besides, it wouldn't be burned out if we hadn't imposed the Impergium for so long. One to talk about the great light bulb screwings of days past, One to consult a wise ancestor about the proper techniques of light bulb insertion, One to screw it in, and One to remind him to stop talking into space and screw in the lightbulb. Leave the bulb dead.
Stargazers see by their own inner light.
Why, none, of course. Two to log into the Guest character simultaneously and whine about how confusing it is. The Right Way. One to ask indignantly if we think we're trying to write a novel here or what.