Don't worry, I'll be a dick again later. Also, if you want to see how I spent my Halloween night , I left out all the unimportant details and summed it all up in two pictures and 27 words. 2000 New on The Probe . A lot of people hate politics, and I'm one of them. The Little Hate Group that Could.
Voters can now determine the sexual orientation of children.
The next thing you know, People magazine will come out against The Roller Disco Devils . That's right, now people are trying to protest a Nike commercial for its cruelty towards food . Women upset over chainsaws is fucking nothing compared to The United Poultry Concerns being upset that the Green Bay Packers eat chicken. When Erik and I decided to start our Ultimate Article , we made the mistake of writing the entire thing in lipstick on each others bodies, then scanning ourselves, then running it through text recognition software. Because of this, and my recurring troubles with the US Government, there have been some delays.