Nobody enjoys a joke on himself more than a Texan. This dictionary has been done in good fun to share one small facet of Texas humor with you. Good to see yawl .
Yew look watt as a sheet.
That's jes as riot as rain. Now stan still so ah can shoot that apple often yore had. Ah can jes barley open mah eyes. Them folks is downriot pour . Love is blond .