If they mention that hardwood furniture DOES NOT come from rain forests, Public Relations would suit them well. If they are sleeping, they are Management material. If they are writing up the experience, send them to the Technical Documents team. If they don't even look up when you enter the room, assign them to Security. If they try to tell you it's not as bad as it looks, send them to Marketing.
Wise man give wife upright organ.
Baseball is wrong. He who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.