Stiff as a board. Of course, her figure tends to make many men just as stiff, so she gets the good roles. She sings country western songs. And one little ditty about her love of pie. Insert obscene joke here.
Truth is, the movie falls pretty flat and predictable.
There is zero chemistry between William and Andie, and not even very much biology or physics either. But there is, however, plenty of magic with John. Think Danny Zuko with wings. Man, I love John Travolta. One Cool Dude.