They're like a bunch of talc-addicted toilet ducks in combat pants. Oh come all ye faithful' is like an invitation to go into a toilet cubicle from which you may well emerge feeling joyful and triumphant. A penchant for the white stuff is not the only malaise Beige detects amongst Britain's young. Though he sometimes ends his show with Lucky Man by the Verve, this is not indicative of his opinion of modern music. But it's a good song.
Some modern music is alright.
Young Robbie for example, he works with tunes and that's important. On the other hand you have the abhorrent, disgusting work of bands like Steps and Bewitched. It's not a good enough reason that they're supposed to be for kids. Someone like 'H' is terrifying. He frightens me.