The winning punchline was written by Chris. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all the competitions as well as the finalist punchlines and Punchlines of the Day . Christmas shopping is going to be difficult. He hit me. SciFi Girl Great, turns out the universe is one big, unhappy family reunion.
Today is a good day to die.
We put it together and fell back. Now they tell us we're all related. The way we fight, it must be sibling rivalry. Its time to reduce the herd. The worst part is that I bear the closest resemlance.