Over the past several years my friends have emailed me hundreds of jokes and various lists of wise and funny sayings, and I have found one or two myself. Here are some I especially enjoyed. If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is not for you. Two wrongs are only the beginning. Two wrongs might make a riot.
Talk is cheap because the supply exceeds the demand.
It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt. A day without sunshine is like. . The early bird may get the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese. There are three signs of old age. The first is loss of memory, and the other two I can't remember.