New Funnies Fellow walks into a pub in Belfast with a plastic bag under his arms. A bodhran player was sick of the band abusing him, and decided to start his own. He walked into a music shop, planning to buy the first instruments he saw. Well, the fire exinguisher I can sell you - but the radiator stays. With an open penknife.
Terrorists have sympathisers.
They never know when to come in. You take off your shoes when you jump on a trampoline. Rub gently with lighter fluid and ignite. A huge improvement. Set fire to the hoop and make the player jump through it.