I found the perfect day job at Pharmaco. I take drugs for a living. I'm a human guinea pig. A lab rat. A medical research volunteer.
Some studies only last a couple of days.
Some are comprised of several weekend stays. Right now I'm in the middle of a long term study. We are in the facility for the entire time, except for a few 20 minute walks around the building for fresh air. No outside food. Procedures always include dosing and blood draws.