They poop all over the place. In hopes of re-establishing my manhood and sanity, I head to the ET Sports Lounge in Temecula for some male bonding. Talk about extremes. About 15 guys huddle around their drinks. There's a ball game on a couple of TVs.
Smoke fills the room.
The decor is your basic dark and dreary. There's not a woman in the place. You couldn't be any further from a baby shower. The friendly bartender, Jim Bisbocci, asks if anybody has ever been to a baby shower hosted by women. One hand goes up, but that guy doesn't want his name in the newspaper.