We are very proud to introduce our line of e-Furniture. The CaveBear e-Chair may well be the last chair you ever need. It is so comfortable that you may never get up. Our e-Chair is wired for direct access to the Internet, the telephone network, and the utility power grid. Just plug it in and sit down, tighten the straps, and throw the switch.
Some users enhance the experience by smoking.
We do recommend that before using the e-Chair for the first time that you call your both 911 and your local electrical utility company and let them know. They'll appreciate the advance notice. So will the paramedics and firefighters.