He thinks fans want to see cheerleaders and T-shirts being shot out of cannons into the crowd. He thinks they want the laser show and the music playing in between time-outs. To me, all that's window dressing. I think what the fans really want to see is a team that busts ass and wins. Soccer is not a sport.
Soccer is a reason to riot.
I do not understand the whole soccer thing at all. I mean, we're going to have a female president one day, and I hope it's sooner rather than later. But believe me when I tell you it's not going to be because the women's World Cup soccer team won the championship. And you can go ahead and group soccer men's, women's, kids', elderly people, whatever soccer sucks, period. I can't imagine.