You can't trust dogs to watch your food. Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot. Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. Dogs still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac. Never hold a Dustbuster and a cat at the same time.
School lunches stick to the wall.
You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. The best place to be when your sad is in Grandma's lap. Moms get mad when you cut your own bangs. You can never put toothpaste back in the tube.