Jury - A group of 12 people, who, having lied to the judge about their health, hearing, and business engagements, have failed to fool him. A man's women folk, whatever their outward show of respect for his merit and authority, always regard him secretly as an ass, and with something akin to pity. In this fact, perhaps, lies one of the best proofs of feminine intelligence, or, as the common phase makes it, feminine intuition. He marries best who puts it off until it is too late. A celebrity is one who is known by many people he is glad he doesn't know.
Suicide is a belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives.
Truth - Something somehow discreditable to someone. Misogynist - A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. The New Deal began, like the Salvation Army, by promising to save humanity. It ended, again like the Salvation Army, by running flop-houses and disturbing the peace. The iconoclast proves enough when he proves by his blasphemy that this or that idol is defectively convincing - that at least one visitor to the shrine is left full of doubts.