Sketchette B Kung Fu requires diligent preparation before it is to be used. Student Teacher Student is on stage, holding a remote and intently watching something offstage, opposite the direction the OCM enters the stage. Student does not react at OCM enters and delivers line. The bear does not learn to fish until it goes into the water. Teacher enters stage.
Student continues to stare offstage.
Teacher looks to see what Student is looking at, then turns to Student. That's what I'm doing. No, you are watching a Jackie Chan movie. I think if I just rewind and watch those moves again, I can get it. Well, I used to watch Bruce Lee, but that's not really the point.