And then, as the final notes are played, the fountains drop. The lights fade. And from the back a word forms in huge, block letters. And then, oh my God, I realize that I'm watching one of the Jesus channels. The Trinity Broadcasting Network .
Some people are turkeys.
I laughed so hard I nearly crashed my car when I heard this story . I blame the manufacturer who didn't explicitly say that driving a nail into your heart could cause injury. Usually this only happens in cartoons and Jackie Chan flicks. In our screwy justice system, I bet the owner of the dog that attacked the police dog gets charged with accosting a police officer. Actually, I think that the operators of the Golden Gate Bridge should supply bungee cords to anyone who wants one.