She later volunteered sleazy details to Barbara Walters although she was, technically, free to lie her head off. Or refuse to discuss it. Which she didn't. So I made certain assumptions about the kind of girl who might be thonged. It turns out that, as usual, I am tragically unhip.
Thongs are everywhere.
Do you mean the garment or the women, I ask carefully. Not every day, but sometimes. She says 70 percent of them are 34 or younger. So 30 percent of them are not 34. I told her I thought I might ask around.