You can t trust dogs to watch your food. Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot. Don t sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac. Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time.
School lunches stick to the wall.
You can t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. Don t wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. The best place to be when you are sad is in Grandma s lap.