First of all, the plot is absolutely ridiculous. I am fine with fiction, I understand that a movie need not be based in fact and my imagination knows little bounds, but some of the genetic science in this movie was so ludicrous, I wanted to file a lawsuit. At one point, Sherman Klump has to eat blue DNA ooze in order to prevent himself from becoming stupider. I wish that the writers of this movie had eaten some of that ooze too. But no, it gets worse.
Some movies are so ridiculous that they are laughable.
It's almost like it's creators really thought they were making a good movie. The fake emotion and life lessons about loving fat people and dumb people, and even hamsters that raped you was so contrived and asinine that I had to leave and go wash my face in the bathroom to make sure I was still all right. I would rather have my butt hole nibbled on by a pack of hungry piranhas than have to go see that movie again. If you like this movie, I think you should be sent to Hell, or at least some place where men in white coats conduct scientific tests. I almost want to quit my job as a movie critic and never set foot in a theater again.