I love you. Aloha nui loa. Hauli la Hanau. Happy New Year. Hauoli Makahiki hou.
Thick pidgin sounds incomprehensible to non-locals, but that's the idea.
If a non-native tries to speak it, odds are you will sound foolish or worse, condescending. Thats the one, it is difficult. After a while, by and by. How one reacts to a bad smell. Stay cool, relax.