If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. Brake fluid mixed with bleach makes smoke, and lots of it. A magnifying glass can start a fire even on an overcast day. Duplos will not. Play-doh and microwave should never be used in the same sentence.
Super glue is forever.
MacGyver can teach us many things we don't want to know. No matter how much Jello you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water. Pool filters do not like Jello. VCR's do not eject peanut butter and jelly sandwiches even though television commercials show they do. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.