I f you get pulled over by a law enforcement officer, try to talk your way out of the ticket. To do this, you drive through a residential neighborhood on garbage night. Hold a bowling ball out the car window and drive as fast as you can. Then slam on the brakes and let the ball go. Then drive as fast as possible to cause a storm of debris to fly toward traffic behind you.
T here are NO motor vehicle laws that are applicable to cops.
If you are an officer of the law, feel free to speed and make illegal U-turns. If traffic is exceptionally heavy and you want to make an an illegal turn, flash your red lights and go for it. A lways drive with your right arm behind the passenger seat. D rive with your seat far back enough, that a dentist can fill cavities while you travel. D rive closely behind speeding ambulances and fire trucks so you get ahead of everyone who pulls over to let them pass.