A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
Time flies like an arrow but fruit flies like a banana.
I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it. My Dog Can Lick Anyone. Who Don't Believe In Gosh. The trouble with life is there's no background music.