Gentlemen of thinning hair will find half a Totoro a boon as a toupee. Two cans of common shellac can transform the soft-furred Totoro into a bristly hairbrush, ideal for Afros and Mohicans. Emptied and filled with foam beads, a Totoro makes a perfect pillow or bean-bag for young children. Identical twin Totoros, while rare and expensive, can be fixed to polished boards to make elegant bookends and turn your library into a visual treat. Halved Totoros sprayed black and gold can be fixed to your hubcaps to make your car the envy of the neighborhood.
Urban guerrillas can be a true threat to the establishment when armed with Totoro hand-grenades.
A brace of Totoros can be stapled to t-shirt, trousers and skullcaps in only a few minutes. Hollowed out and fitted with a window, a Totoro is Jacques Cousteau's first choice as deep-sea diving helmet. A Totoro makes a fine rucksack, once it's limbs are stretched to wrap snugly around the wearer's chest. Almost any amount of equipment can be stashed inside, with a sense of style that will enamour many an Alpine wanderer. Using a heavy mallet, beat one end of your Totoro thin.