As they reminisce about The Boy, a painful story emerges. The Boy runs around thirteen minutes. Twelve light-hearted ways of saying no to risky behavior are demonstrated, culminating with a pie in the face. Vows Addiction asks kids to promise to follow through to the end on what they're beginning. Which is not quite what the kids had in mind.
Vows runs about two minutes.
Alone A kid confides to the audience that he or she has never really done any high-risk behaviors. A series of others offer reassurance that our speaker is not alone. You Think You're Alone runs about two minutes. The brothers fake his death and sell him into slavery. Years later, through miraculous acts of God and a whole lot of weird stuff, Joseph turns out to be the guy who saves Egypt from the effects of a grave famine.