OurPress is a satire, it's not true, not at all, read the masthead for more info if you think OurPress is real - it just seems real. Study Sarah Gala-Sham Canadians are eating more red meat, drinking lots of dairy products, are back to beer, and are returning to cigarettes, according to a report on Canada's health fixations released yesterday by Statistics Canada.
Statisticians attribute the rise to an increased demand for pork-fat.
Lydia Dumasse, a nutrition expert with Health Canada, said the general increase in food consumption coincided with an expanding Canadian economy and falling unemployment rate. This is a concurrent trend. But as well as eating more food, the report indicates Canadians are also getting high. Crack, a popular alternative to 4 Aces Wine, has doubled its popularity over the past 15 years. Weight loss was given as the primary reason for the interest in crack-cocaine among young female Canadians, will all the horror stories about bulimia, crack becomes the natural alternative.