You'll have to excuse my mother. She suffered a slight stroke a few years ago which rendered her totally annoying. My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. Inferring that all the women at the party are dogs.
Some people think of the glass as half full.
Some people think of the glass as half empty. I think of the glass as too big. Hey, if she were marrying a guy she'd be, like, the worst lesbian ever. I got a full house and four people died. I can't understand how he would think that.