Example - Tony Underwood. In any other part of the world would be playing back or second row fo some junior club and the occassional county game. Will be named after a Biblical character, or a Cheesburger. Doesn't care who he shags as long as its not on a Sunday as he is a devout christian. Example - Grant Batty.
Wingers really come into their own after the game however.
Not having done anything all afternoon they will be happy to be acknowledged by their captain, even if its only to be asked to collect the flags and post protectors. By the time he has completed these duties, all the hot water for the showers will have been used up, and the bath will resemble something last seen as soup or coffee in a school canteen. In the bar, assuming he can get anyone to talk to him, as no-one will recognise him, the winger is a source of team amusement. Finally, wingers never actually retire. They merely disappear in mid-season, never to be seen again.