Old programmers never die. They just terminate and stay resident. I went to school to become a wit and only got halfway through. I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.
Work is the most unpopular way of making money.
By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day. There is nothing wrong with teenagers that reasoning with them won't aggravate. A gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.