Dave's test proves that Internet Security is a hype to sell secure servers. Dave also says he won't have to wash clothes for a year with all the cool tee shirts he now owns. Unfortunately, the only real-time benchmarks have been delivered on a Cray 3 and the simulator is the size of a conventional microwave oven. Although a desktop application may be years from reality, the technology is being carefully watched by virtual reality and game developers. From Arizona we hear reports of a Beer Toothpaste developed by Organic Farmers at the Dead-Guy Collective.
Teeth brightening qualities seem to take a backseat to the more practical matters for the brand.
Last month's RBPMail spoke of the banned finger-flying label for Bad Frog. Today, in a potentially crushing move to the microbrew industry, the BATF announced that canines will be banned from all beer labels. The BATF caved in under pressure from parent, animal rights and Mothers Against Drunk Dog groups filing a class-action lawsuit against the agency. We'll fight this one until we're red in the face. If you're thinking of putting up a web page for free for your local brewery, the price of development just got sweeter.