The longer the title, the less important the job. Machines that have broken down will work perfectly when the repairman arrives. Around here, progress is made on alternate Tuesdays. The employee who has performed his duties faithfully and without fault for five years will be given an increase of five cents perday in his pay provided the profits allow it. All vacations and holidays create problems, except for one's own.
Success is just a matter of luck, just ask any failure.
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