Put the remote control between his toes. Practise makes perfect. All the good ones are always taken. Free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely small. They re married.
Single woman come home, see what s in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what s in the bed and go to the fridge. He wouldn t ask for directions. Three men were approached by a genie and was told that one wish would be granted to each. The man is instantly a hundred times smarter. The second man is amazed and asks to be a thousand times smarter.