Don't squat with your spurs on. Don't never interfere with something that ain't botherin' you none. If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
There's more ways to skin a cat than stickin' his head in a boot jack and jerkin' on his tail. Some ranchers raise pigs and some will even admit it. Either way, they're raisin' pigs. The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm. The colder it gets, the harder it is to swaller.