If you can't say something nice, say it in Yiddish. It's not who you know, it's who you know had a nose job. If it tastes good, it's probably not kosher. After the destruction of the Second Temple, God created Loehmann's. No one looks good in a yarmulke.
WASPs leave and never say good-bye.
Jews say good-bye and never leave. Wine needs to breathe, so don't rush through the kiddish. Remember, even Sandy Koufax didn't play ball on Yom Kippur. There's nothing like a good belch. Never pay retail.