Let a friendly Trail editor take out all the obscenities. Make sure to pitch a fit about having to change the obscenities. Sit back and enjoy the glory and accolades. Combat Zone Personals Presidential candidate seeking personality, charisma. Sad-eyed puppy seeks owner to love me until I'm not cute anymore, then chain me out back and feed me occasionally.
Sorority sister seeks virginity.
Possibly lost while drunk at frat party, but not sure. If found, call Stacey Bloombrook. Noble knight seeks fair wench to cook my roasts and polish my armor after battles. Daisy-chaining skills are a definite plus. Call Sir Galahad.