Will also suddenly disconnect while in the middle of communicating. The end task button works, but nothing else. Computer seems permanently sluggish. Start up in the morning can take hours. The Viagra Virus Computer will turn itself on at inappropriate times.
Users report difficulty ever turning the damn thing off.
The Bureaucrat Virus Constantly reorganises all the files on your computer's desktop, then finds itself unable to actually open any of them. The Heritage Campaigner Virus Saves everything, even your ghastly mistakes. May even try to save the MCA building. The Fashion Designer Virus Returns you constantly to an earlier version - and then claims it is fresh work. The Simon Crean Virus Computer will emit a low, constant whine.