If I'm shit, then that's fair enough, but when their idea of fun is humiliation, they can pick some other mug. I don't wanna marry them, but they're not a bad lot, on the whole. I don't want you to be sympathetic or pitiful or think I'm 'dead brave'. Knowing that this isn't some documentary for the BBC, I've lightened up, I've had some crazy times. Once you start taking it seriously, that's it.
Strippers laugh a lot when they're working.
They have to. You should, too. Well, she wanted Cosmo, but she got cooties . She has an agent who books her into pubs all over the place, as opposed to working one set club all the time. Much the same way a band is booked for gigs.