My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it. Referring that all the women at the party are dogs. Some people think of the glass as half full.
Some people think of the glass as half empty.
I think of the glass as too big. Hey, if she were marrying a guy she'd be, like, the worst lesbian ever. Your intellect amazes even the smartest people. You get by on your good looks. When it comes to comedy you better keep your mouth shut.