Attempt to create a table containing some resizeable cells and some not resizeable cells in accordance with highly scientific random formulum. Turbo Loading Table. A noble struggle to generate a table which browsing unit can display before that table is fully received. Table usage which jeopardize life of all surrounding HTML constructs, including shattering tag debris posing imminent threat to the very life of the observer. Tables of insanity.
Table constructs denying any sense, logic and byte order, perverted and incongruous.
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