Not many people, however, want to attract huge, smelly bovines. Other fragrances claim to have actual human pheromones. Insomniacs can buy these fragrances late at night on obscure cable channels. These fragrances supposedly attract men or women, depending on your tastes. Bisexuals must use both fragrances simultaneously.
Scientists know that hormones often override judgment and common sense in many people.
The Associated Press story failed to say who is funding this research and what they intend to do with it. Someone needs to find out if Bill Gates is behind it. This material shall not be published or redistributed directly or indirectly in any medium.