1. Eat them. They must taste great. At least with a little bit a BBQ sauce on them. Skin them, and dip in a nice beer batter. Then bake at 350 for eternity.
Shove cigars up their asses.
All of them are so eager to be like thier great esteemed leader that they would just love to have him shove a cigar in their anus. Then knowing his habitual want for smoking cigars used to ass rape people, he would light up, and have a damn good time. Use them for garbage disposals. They are just like goats. They will eat anything.