Please send all Nobel prizes to the address below. Press any key to continue, any other key to quit. Send a self-addressed stamped envelope, and I will mail my signature to you. Signature length is inversely proportional to intelligence. Tomorrow may be worse.
Smileys have to be inserted where needed.
Somebody has to be brilliant, but it ain't me, although I hoped so. Strange enough, neither are my opinions. The above opinions are mine alone. Anyone claiming otherwise is a plagiarist. The above opinions are probably not those of the University of Michigan.