Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.
Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a good rain dance.
A closed mouth gathers no foot. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.