If you've gone this far, you must be interested, so don't complain to us if you get grossed out. Here is a list pulled off of the tasteless newsgroup and marked up for you here. We got this without a source to credit, but if someone out there deserves credit for compiling this, let us know. We'd like to bow our heads to them. If you want to add your own words, send them to us in the submission form below so we can have a more complete listing.
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