Winter, Spring, Summer and Autumn, as timeless as Emerson Lake and Palmer. Only with a smaller tourbus. If you are American, and chances are if you're reading this, you are, you will not understand the word Autumn. In 1704, President Lincoln outlawed the use of the word, preferring THE FALL, in anticipation of one of the worlds greatest angular, Mancunian agit pop bands. A fine decision, especially when one stops to consider that he hadn't even been born.
Winter is shit.
No, kids, Winter is our enemy. Winter will come home one night before you and wait for you with a house brick in a sock, kill you, fuck you and eat you. The most Satanic, callous, conceited season of the year. And yet strangely, in January, life IS different. Only not in the way you had hoped.