Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails. War doesn't determine who's right.
War determines who's left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse. Man who sleep in cathouse by day, sleep in doghouse by night. Man who fight wife all day, get no piece at night. Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out. It takes many nails to build a crib but one screw to fill it.