White socks are for those with no imagination. White socks are for people with no soul. I prefer sport striped socks. S I own socks with sport stripes. S- Sport stripes are pretentious.
Stripes are evil, they hinder the matching process.
My sock drawer is more colorful than a Crayola Caddy. I wear colored socks outside the house, but I only have a few colors. C I own colored socks. I'm annoyed with my colored socks. There's no point to colored socks.