Imagine Hamlet done with real ham. Too bad they couldn't have gone whole hog and played the other parts in this curdled curly tale. Besides country crooner Doug Stone making his movie debut, the only immediately recognizable face belongs to Tom Lester, the guy who was Eb on Green Acres long ago. The story is one implausibility after another, especially after Gord y inherits a food firm belonging to Hanky's granddad. Since children ages 5 and under are the likeliest targets for this parade of pigskin, it's disturbing how gloomy and gruesome the stockyard climax is.
Shadowy figures sharpen their tools, chopping motions are seen in silhouette.