Struggling to bring peace and prosperity to all the world's peoples is backbreaking work. Take it easy. We've got a better solution.
Western culture holds dominion over the entire universe now and into the foreseeable future.
We manufacture entertainment products for mass consumption. And lots of 'em. They're flying off the shelves faster than we can put them there, and every second someone spends in front of one of our titles equals pennies in your pocket. We've got an idyllic worksite, in utopian isolation beyond the infectious reach of mass-transit and the virulent riffraff it spreads. Our employees drive nice cars.