Cats believe they are God. Their eyes are fathomless depths of cat-world mysteries. The last ingredient is the hardest to come by. If we treated everyone we meet with the same affection we bestow upon our favourite cat, they, too, would purr. Meow is like aloha - it can mean anything.
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel.
True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. They open them in about six days, take a look around, then close them again for the better part of their lives. There are few things in life more heartwarming than to be welcomed by a cat. Cats have the courage to live by them. Cat, I would lend you this book to study but it appears you have already read it.