He probably came in his pants right then and there. Well, technically if you usually have sex with your hand and you get laid once, that is enough to fulfill that statement. But every time it works it still astonishes me. I'm like the magician who's as surprised as the audience that he's sawed the woman in half. I'll tell you the truth.
Some people are too useless to live.
With You You'll need that one to convince her you lasted longer than 3 seconds. Well, you might get her rolling on the floor with laughter. Sorry, I don't date out of my species. On planet earth, that's called date rape, asshole. Can't wait till he lands in jail and Bubba tries some 'speed seduction' techniques of his own on him.