It's only premarital sex if you're going to get married. The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes. Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay. Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense. It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. Never put your finger where you wouldn't put your nose. Common Sense is very Uncommon. When the pupil is ready, the teacher will come. He who laughs last didn't get the joke.