The hose keeps what's below the knees warm. So, the haggis just sits there and laughs and laughs. No one can catch him with that garbled frigid bagpipe music. It's almost a losing battle. You've seen one recipe for that synthetic haggis in ILink cuisine.
Synthetic haggis is quite tasty.
My ancestors came over from Scotland in 1773 on the Ship Hector, before the days we came under the Protected Species Legislation. Quicker than bunnies, we were off into the forest and running as fast as our two short and one long legs would carry us. A most wonderful spot, green and magnificent. After awhile, refreshed by rest and nourishment, the elders of the haggai gathered for their first Haggai Council Session in the new land. All were in agreement, unaminous vote.