You make thousands of dollars a year - and still can't afford that dream Porsche. You start eyeing the Light Beer Section appreciatively. Pickup football games mean that at least one person will be in the hospital by game's end. Sleeping on the couch is a no-no. 13. Naps are no longer available between noon and 6 p.m. 14.
Sneakers are now 'weekend shoes'.
Dinner and a movie - The whole date instead of the beginning of one. Golf is beginning to seem a lot less silly. The only drugs you take are Tums and Tylenol. The weak single you hit in the intramural softball game is now remembered as a Varsity dinger for the League Championship. You get your news from sources other than USA Today, ESPN Sportscenter, and MTV News.