First of all, Court is a busy place with a serious purpose. It is not a circus. If you are not able to follow the directions in this section, or if you are not able to speak clearly enough to present your case, you should probably start shopping for an attorney. The second point you need to remember is that most lawyers and some judges are not happy with people exercising their rights by handling their own uncontested cases. Most attorneys have no idea that there are people who cannot afford their services.
Uncontested cases provide a great source of easy money for attorneys.
Therefore, they don't like it when people successfully handle their own cases. A third point to bear in mind is that the judge, in nearly all instances, used to be a practicing attorney. That is understandable since the attorney has professional training and does this for a living, and you do not. Most judges are fair and do the job that they are paid to do in an impartial manner. In other words, they are looking out for the interest of lawyers.