I'm not often asked to write about Ethics. Vice is unethical . Ethical behavior is that which is good, useful, or pleasant.
Unethical behavior is that which is bad, hurtful, or painful.
Clearly, Aristotle was a repressed white male heterosexual writing from a myopic Macedoniocentric viewpoint, who utterly failed to take into account the Persian, Theban, or Ungulate ways of looking at the world. And if I were writing a straight comedy piece I would run with this theme, but the truth is, the older I get, the more I become convinced Aristotle was onto something here. At heart, ethical behavior really is pretty simple. Kindly withhold your snorts of disbelief while I explain. Most of us, with the exception of sociopaths, psychopaths, and my first literary agent, have an innate sense of Good and Bad.