I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. David Bissonette Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. Jackie Mason Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent. Zenna Schaffer I love my kids, but I wouldn't want them for friends. Janet Sorensen I rely on my personality for birth control.