Please feel free to use as many as you want, as long as you include my name. And I'd remind her that once he owns the cow, he can turn her into hamburger. With all the crap I have to put up with, I've stockpiled enough Karma to be Queen of the World in my next life When he discovered he could turn farts into precious metals, he found himself, quite literally, sitting on a gold mine. If you don't want to get old, kill yourself while you're young. I know a wonderful plastic surgeon.
Shopping is better than sex.
At least after shopping, if you re not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like. Just when you realize life's a bitch, it has puppies Opportunity knocked. My doorman threw him out. Opportunity knocked, but my TV was too loud and I didn't hear it. If the shoe fits, it's too expensive.