No, really, it's inspiring. Some people really have nothing to do. All your strange search request are belong to us. Strangely enough, there actually is a picture of me with my beagle on my site. I'm neither gay, nor indulge in poking my willy the entirely wrong way, but it seems the web would have it otherwise .
Someone's in a bad mood on the other side of the ocean.
Or maybe the Secret Service. Not me . I ask you.