We all see it. But these are Southern women. 80 per cent belong to Southern housewives. Mark my words. I interviewed scores of them in the very act.
Somebody has to do it.
My cop friends, too. Hey somebody has to keep order down there, make sure these crazy women don't overstep the bounds of decency. And it's best done at a range of two feet or so, they all tell me. Sure, some dizzy college chicks get into it. Hopeless amateurs, I'm afraid.