A toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from Holiday Inn. A women has on average 337 items in her bathroom. A man would not be able to identify most of these Items. In arguments a woman has the last word. Anything a man says after that is the beggining of a new argument.
Women love cats.
Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking men kick cats. A women worries about the future until she gets a husband. A husband doesn't worry about the future until he gets a wife. A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, and read a book. A man will get dressed up for weddings and funerals.