Barry Bonds of the San Francisco Giants chokes up on his bat, wears too many pads and has pictures of himself on his wristbands. By the way, Bonds entered camp yesterday demanding a new contract. Mark Grace of the Arizona Diamondbacks is old, ugly and left the Cubs for more money. I'll buy you a drink and introduce you to everyone. Be sure not talk to anyone over the age of 40, they'll ask why you're not in school and make you feel bad about ditching.
Spring training is about fun, after all.