Just open up the top and dig in. The winner could receive a month's supply of pumpkin ale. Pumpkins could be used at other holidays. We don't need those elaborate fireworks displays on the 4th of July. Just catapult a large cherry bomb-filled pumpkin overhead and watch the sucker explode.
Stars are boring.
Replace them with pumpkins. The pumpkin could even be our national guard. Just think of all the compliments other nations would give us. I want you to draw up a peace plan giving the West Bank and the entire city of Jerusalem to the Palestinians. Any student or RSO wanting 15 minutes of fame can speak about the organization or discuss the issues of the day.