Tuck the end of a jacket sleeve into your pants crotch. Hold the jacket off to the side. It has 35 yr old meat inside 5 yr old buns. There's a sucker born every minute. Kids do the darndest things.
Tricks are for kids.
I Blew the Kid. Kids on the Cock. I'll beat it for you. Well, God is both black and white. In all their months of marriage not once did he charter a jet to get her peanut butter sandwiches or fly a mime troupe in from France like Poppa did for Momma.