Top Ten Headless Horseman Pet Peeves 10. Bastards at Rogaine can't come up with ointment to stimulate head growth. People who use your neck opening as an umbrella stand. People selling what they claim to be your head on E-bay.
Wind blowing across neck stump produces annoying whistle.
Try a handstandand and your neck stump produces annoying whistle. People Magazine never honors sexiest undead man. Well, headless people get turned down.