You can fall many times in life, but you're never a failure as long as you try to get up. Loving someone doesn't mean that you can love her for six days and then beat the crap out of her on the seventh.
Women are the root of all evil.
I ought to know. This country has become a nation of the government, by the government, and for the government. Our politicians are destroying us. When you're mad at someone, it's probably best not to break his arm with a baseball bat. Heaven is a place you can go and drink a lot of draft beer and it don't make you fat.