The words in the Bible are too long, small and hard to pronounce. The Bible is contradictory. Sinning is fun. Women get blamed for everything in the Bible. Praying takes to long, and it hurts your knees.
Sermons are boring.
You have to dress up to go to Church. The Bible was totally written by stoned old men trying to get laid. You have to get up early on Sunday. Create your own polls and email them to your friends. Free chat in exotic locations.