Beware of minty hydrochloric acid. Today's piece of scientific equipment is the bunsen burner. Today's deceased musician is Jimi Hendrix. There is absolutely nothing sneaking up behind you right now as you're reading this. Made you look.
Today is a day of new sights and smells.
Glorious things will happen today, although not very many of them will involve you personally. Today's lucky number is e . Today's colour is salmon. Today's fish is red. Be wary of aardvarks and kumquats.