I was standing all by myself, and there was the farmer with an ax. There were two more strange men. They took my feathers and put me in a hot-tub in the oven. Finally, they cut me up and ate me, and I was all gone. I am going to tell you about Thanksgiving from a turkey point of view.
Thanksgiving is like being a deer in hunting season or being a person in a tornado.
This is what happened to me on Thanksgiving. I got some water from a pond. Then the next thing I knew, I was being chased by a hunter. He was going to shoot me. So I ran.