I asked him if had ever brought a woman to climax to which he responded, Girls don t have orgasms, it s just a myth. They are the kids who walk around hunched over because they have every single book with them at all times. Sometimes their bags are so full the zipper can t even stay shut. The slow walkers like to stroll leisurely side by side up the stairs right in front of you. Instead of walking by them you have to get up right behind them to try to get them to hurry up and are forced to listen to their stupid conversations about flash cards and big backpacks.
Skateboarders are an odd bunch.
I stood and watched them for a while and they all fell on their asses about fifty times, each time more painful then the next. You d think they d just roll straight for a while after flying face first down the fucking steps. Where people are not judged by their appearance or religion or anything. It is the world of finding subletters for your apartment to live there when you go abroad. I see my friends looking for anyone with a pulse and a wallet to live in their room next year.