Never mind that the school rooms, library books and even postage stamps depict the forbidden image. I appealed to the warden. He's an expert on censorship. He likes censorship a lot. He's especially sensitive to grown men looking at titties.
Titties are bad.
They frighten the warden. A map of the United States has never been taboo. Local area maps like those published almost daily in the newspapers may pose a twinge of apprehension for the frail of heart, but terror over a national map is exaggerated paranoia. The warden wasn't allowed to look at my appeal because it was written on the wrong form. The use of the wrong form can be pretty frightening all by itself.