If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people. Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield. Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
A closed mouth gathers no foot. Duct tape is like the Force. There are two theories to arguing with women. St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God. There's too much inconsistency in the front end protrusion.