When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Women love cats.
Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.