The biblical account of Noah's Ark and the Flood is perhaps the most implausible story for fundamentalists to defend. If we are going to teach 'creation science' as an alternative to evolution, then we should also teach the stork theory as an alternative to biological reproduction. Well, if there were a God he should be able to pay his own way and support his own business. If not, then he should do like other business men and close up shop. The Earth is an object lesson for the apprentice gods.
Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
The West wasn't won on salad. The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Walter Bagehot Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever. Aristophanes Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.