A mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bedroom, and a jackass who'll pay for it all. So their brains don't drag on the ground. I must be able to do better than that. All the good ones are always taken. Free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely small.
Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. He wouldn't ask for directions. When he owns it. Published three times a week. Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill.