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Tracheotomies can be fun, too.
Just find a razor blade and a couple of straws or an empty ballpoint pen. Find the indentation between the Adam's apple and the cricoid cartilage. Then begin the incision. The book's popularity taps into the vogue for survival media. But that's what makes it so charming.