Sarcasm is one of my favorite forms of humor, and if I get sarcastic with you while smiling - you can be sure it means I like you and am teasing you. My sarcasm is reserved only to those people that I like. Silence is what I offer those I DON'T like. I have been collecting little bits of Erma's more quotable quotes over time from newspapers, T-shirts, calenders, you name it. So, I probably really don't have permission to use this material, but I will use it until someone tells me they OWN the copywrite to it.
Shopping is a woman thing.
It's a contact sport like football. Women enjoy the scrimmage, the noisy crowds, the danger of being trampled to death, and the ecstasy of the purchase. There are 2 kinds of women who will spring big bucks for a make-up mirror that magnifies their faces. The first are young models who need to cover every eyelash, shadow their cheekbones, define their lips, and sculpt their faces. One is a diet guaranteed to drop 5 pounds off my body in a weekend.