I took Tim's advice and I also shaved off the mustache while I was at it. Now I only use the hat for snowsculpting. I've been running for public office long enough to have changed my appearance several times. Dominic Papatola pointed this out in a column a year after I was elected to the Duluth school board. If you'd like to straighten me out send me an email but beware.
Some people keep pit bulls in their yard.
I keep a Tyrannosaurus Rex in mine. I've been known to practice voodoo at our school board meetings. This links you to information about the Duluth School District as seen through the eyes of one rascally school board member, Harry Welty. If you don't read anything else on this site look at this. It is an email from a student troubled about my feud with Teacher's Union President, Frank Wanner, and my reply to the student.