Maybe you have photos of the Boss with a secretary. Maybe you'll have a wealthy company with more money than sense. But you never know when either one might run out, or they'll find out about the camera in the boardroom. Don't mess too much with your chair or by lunchtime you won't be able to sleep in it. Be careful whose software you buy, don't be patient with those who supply it.
Software is a form of nostalgia.
Dispensing it is a way of fishing the minds of bad programmers for the 'really neat' ideas, wiping them off, painting over the ugly parts and selling it for more than it's worth. But trust me on the Leatherman.