You ain't mean like those far ants I found in my bed. Cut from the best cloth like a plaid flannel shirt, You spark up my life more than a fresh load of dirt. Yore complexion, it's perfection, like the best vinyl sidin' Despite all the years, yore age, it keeps hidin'. They get it at Wal-Mart, it's romantic that way. Some men git roses on that special day From the cooler at Krogers.
Some men buy fine diamonds from a flea market booth.
But for this man, honey, these won't do. Cause yo're too special, you sweet thang you. Submitted by Elspeth Previous Joke Rate the joke to see a new Snapshots cartoon. December Check out my sponsors. They have a large credit management section and offer a variety of credit cards and loans for students.