Visualize using your turn signal. He who laughs last thinks slowest. A tax on people who are bad at math. It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. Forget the Joneses, I keep up with the Simpsons. The more people I meet, the more I like my dog. Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.