Put son in room until he can calm down. Set down plate on hallway floor. Mother gently puts baby in crib as daddy restrains son, who begins to scream, waking up baby. He refuses prepared dinner and insists on yogurt with dinosaurs on cup, pretzels, and cheese. Also notes that water cup is filled with Crystal Geyser sparkling water and not his preferred Calistoga.
Wife drags self into kitchen, stands up while eating now cold pasta and warm salad.
Sighs of relief. Son runs naked through house. Dramatically take Tylenol. Suggest book instead. Son likes idea as long as book has a TV tie-in.