These people have nothing to lose. The Wing Commander engages the primary target. Anyone can be a Wing Commander. In order to become one, you simply have to spot a woman that you are interested in and get the squadron ready for action. But be careful, these are the wingmen that can accidentally blow you right out of the sky.
Ugly friends are perfect for the mission.
They are fun and cool but lost the lottery on looks. However, it is better to have no wingmen at all than bad wingmen. Instead of backing you up, they'll give all your naughty secrets away. There is nothing worse than having to turn around and bail out your own wingman. Women love what they can't have.