For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong. Henry Louis Mencken Three can keep a secret if two are dead. The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong - but that's the way to bet. Tomorrow will be worse. The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.
Some people drink from the fountain of life, while others just rinse and spit.
Sarah Noelle Pratt Ferguson Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. Many people lose their tempers merely from seeing you keep yours. There's nothing better than a big cup of espresso and a bowl of macaroni and cheese. Things that must be together to work usually can't be shipped together. I have my faults, but changing my tune is not one of them.