Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally. Men are brave enough to go to war, but they are not brave enough to get a bikini wax. Men don't get cellulite. Men have an easier time buying bathing suits.
Women take clothing much more seriously than men.
There's another man wearing a black tuxedo. Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door. If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious. Men own basketball teams.