You can't trust dogs to watch your food. Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot. Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a Tic Tac. Never hold a Dustbuster and cat at the same time.
School lunches stick to the wall.
You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. The best place to be when you are sad is in Grandma's lap. There is a comment box there.