You can wear a white shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. You don't care if someone notices your new haircut. The world is your urinal. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
Wrinkles add character.
If you retain water, it's in a canteen. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. One mood, ALL the time. Phone Conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.