You can't trust dogs to watch your food. Reading what other people write on desks can teach you a lot. Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. Puppies still have bad breath, even after eating a tic-tac. Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
School lunches stick to the wall.
You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. The best place to be when you're sad is on Grandpa's lap. It's Great Fun. Right Here Waiting For You.