H2Ohhhh . . . W. Va. One problem with being a water taster in a water-tasting contest is that water does not have a whole lot of taste.
Water is kind of . . .
It's really, really watery. That, of course, is not sufficient if you are working as a water taster, judging the relative merits of many waters. Imagine my stress. I spent an entire afternoon and much of an evening trying to taste the tasteless. It was slightly reminiscent of an anxiety dream.