Actually, he spent the day at a truck show in Utah. These spots are at least a couple years old but still garnering laughs among readers. Except you don't get the satisfaction of winning a game show from your armchair. Despite the grating commercials, the place supports the community and seems to do great business. I-25 at a standstill.
University pokes along.
Belleview barely budges. And when all that traffic-halting construction is finally complete and our beleaguered highway sports additional lanes, experts forecast that your commute will be a whole seven minutes shorter.