The trouble with political jokes is that they get elected. Read my lips, no new Texas. Necessary A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be. Hand me that dolphin burger. Yeah, the one in styrofoam.
Time flies like wind.
Fruit flies like oranges. Savor the taste of marinated frog hearts in clotted cream. Real women don't have hot flashes, they have power surges. Contents may have settled out of court. Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a car window.