It passes a series of stone pants to the side of the road. Zoom back so we can see it is the fly of a pair of mostly-buried pants. Thunder of hooves in the distance, very rapidly approaches, the horde of Huns charge through the village in sped-up motion, thunder past the peasants and disappear into the distance. Europe gathered itself together and launched the Crusades to recover the Holy Pants from the grasp of the Mohammedans. Stirring martial music.
Scene changes to knights riding past.
They wear chain mail shirts and pants. I can't say it. One throws a shape in, there is a splash and a gasp from the crowd.