Most people worry about satanic lyrics by those long hairs that bite the heads off of bats and pee on their fans, but smooth jazz is far more insidious and harmful. Smooth jazz has an opiate affect that makes people imagine they are standing under tropical waterfalls or feeding cookies to deer. Those deer sure like fig newtons,' they will say 'Yes. Newtons,' in a glassy-eyed, Stepford Wives monotone. More like banal tripe for people too meek for real jazz and too stupid for classical music.
Smooth jazz is played in the elevators of giant corporations to keep the drones complacent.
Around the world swarthy men are watching moist crotches ricocheting all over the place to the warbles of an off-key tenor sax and the kerplunk of a drum machine. Please avenge my brother's death and stamp out this blight on The Great American Dream. I was laughed out of court. You haven't felt low until your family honor is beaten down by a musical genre. It was then and there I decided to focus on one man.