What I mean to say is that women have memories like elephants. They never forget a single word you've ever said to them in your entire life. You can try that one, too. But be prepared to get that shoved back in your face. Boy, will you have some serious sucking up to do if you ever want to taste that piece of ass again.
Women are never wrong.
Just ask one. They'll tell you there are two rules to talking to women. Rule number 1. Rule number 2. You can have it on tape that she said two weeks ago that blue was her favorite color.