Bugs taste like chicken. Mountain Dew tastes like squirrel pee, even if it is a show sponsor and even if it is the only drink available in the Outback. You do not need to wear war paint to catch a wild boar. You do, however, need to keep your face and hands out of the fire. The Rice Diet is far better than the Zone Diet.
Starvation saves valuable bathroom time.
If you win the right to eat a four-course meal on a deserted island, don't tell anyone what they served. It can only lead to expulsion. When your flame's out, reach for the Doritos. The second race of this season went a little better for Chris Mills than did the second night out in 1999. With that result, Mills was forced to start dead last in the feature.