We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings For Christmas. Give Us Money. And you all will hear me. If men could take the time to watch more than 1.025 seconds of each channel, they would realize there IS something on TV tonight. There's even death and destruction on TV tonight.
Women do have the ability to urinate standing up.
Guaranteed, it might take us a little more practice at first, but by golly, it IS possible. And yes, this really works. I Have proof. He IS the man of your dreams, your knight in shining armor, your cowboy on a white horse, etc. By romantic, I mean the ones in which the good guy wins, the bad guy loses, and the big, studly, macho man freak gets to hit it with whichever one of the slutty bimbettes he finds during his moment of pure glory.