Cut from the best pattern Like a flannel shirt of plaid, You sparked up my life Like a Rattletrap shad. Yore complexion, it's perfection, Like the best vinyl sidin'. Despite all the years, Yore age, it keeps hidin'. And when you get old Like a '57 Chevy, Won't put you on blocks And let grass grow up heavy. Some men git roses On that special day From the cooler at Kroger.
Some men buy fine diamonds From a flea market booth.
But for this man, honey, These will not do. For you are too special, You sweet thang you. Just Chilling to Nas. Some disgusting woman, possibly a slut Would relieve me of being alone. And I felt like I had gotten a lay.