A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.