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Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day and a ball of fire by night. Moses went to the top of Mt. Cyanide to get the Ten Commandments. Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol. Soloman had 300 wives and more than 700 porcupines. Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption.