It wasn't multiple choice. With a banana seat and streamers coming out of the handlebars. You'd put some on your finger and smear it under your eyes. A young boy playing shortstop learned how to put on lampblack the way a young girl learned how to put on lipstick. Well, lampblack comes in single application peel-off patches now.
TV ratings are down almost across the board.
The NBA and NHL are sinking. Nobody's talking about baseball at all, except to complain about too many runs being scored. Horse racing, boxing, soccer and tennis are all dying or dead. Golf is up. Every game in every sport is on TV somewhere.