The following poem was composed by a 5th grade student in honor of Secretaries Day. That to me is very scary. I guess the school nurse would have to fake it. Who would type all those announcements and letters. I can't think of anyone who could do it better.
Secretaries are smart and wise.
You can count on them to keep everything organized. You can always count on a secretary to keep everything straight. If you get there in the morning you can see they're never late. Without a secretary a school could not go on. The secretaries are always there when everyone else is gone.