This will be a day of laughing, dancing, screaming, hair-pulling excitement. Think Springer, only more so. This would be a good day to plant a garden, unless you're living in a part of the world where the ground's still frozen, in which case that would be a phenomenally stupid idea. Today's colour is diseased banana. Today's Monty Python star is Eric Idle.
Today is a day for the melding of harmonious strands of being.
Be at peace with the universe, but be mindful of events around you, particularly if you are operating a motor vehicle, or you are likely to become one with the road. Today's colour is robin's-egg pink. Today's lucky number is i . Beware of other people, animals, and common household objects. They are all extremely dangerous today.