I spent a good amount of money buying stereo equipment online recently. Three signs of the times, I'd say. We trust technology enough to send our credit card numbers to people we've never met, trusting that they will send what they promised. Tra la la. If I was Merriam Webster addition, courtesy of Mr. Dukes.
Sex is good.
I hate Sambuca. And the last time I had sex, it was bad. The only guy who never lets me down is Mojo Jojo. He always satisfies. I forgot to put makeup on my hickie this morning.