I want this to be the best sex she will ever have. I am willing to do anything . All I want is to please her. So any little tricks would be greatly appreciated. If you're trying to impress her, I heartily recommend you rely on your best jokes and sense of common humanity, rather than any untested coital skills.
Sex requires meaningful context.
That's just the way things go. Actually, the last one should get you by. Sex is much stranger and sexier than anyone first imagines, so keep your eyes open. Take notes, then send a copy to me. I don't take care of my appearance any more.