It will be remain closed after being opened. Out for lunch. If not back by five, out for dinner also. Slow cattle crossing. No overtaking for the next 100 yrs.
Smarts is the most exclusive disco in town.
Anyone passing this point will be drowned. By order of the District Council. Anyone leaving their garments here for more than 30 days will be disposed of. Please do not smoke near our petrol pumps. Your life may not be worth much, but our petrol is.