What s nice to know is that NYU really knows how to stretch that dollar. Not much, would be my guess. All this thinking about money got me really excited over how buyable NYU really is. I m not sure about all of you in University Land, but I sure as heck work my tail off at this school, and I think I deserve something in return. We can name it after ourselves the Alexander Jones Smith Luber et al University, or we can name it after something else, like Cheese U. or the University of Marmaduke.
Space is limited.
I hear that they ve run out of things at Stern, and they ve started to auction off their own students. Steve Luber is a Washington Square News columnist.