Kurt Names are so finite. I fear the writers could confuse me with normal crewmembers and make me bland and boring as well. I pick one I get sued for copyright infringement. Whoop whoop whoop. Nyak nyak nyak.
Some names are too dull.
I prefer the idea of a Borg designation, personally. The line had to be drawn somewhere. The Great Wizzard Hair first, name later. None of my material can be used on any other site without prior permission from the author. However, feel free to link to my site from yours.