As I recall it, Italians are another inferior race. Zed's accomplishments are all the more fantastic because he left school when he was only in the eighth grade. I'm not clear about exactly why he left school. He was probably such a scholastic marvel that he didn't need school any longer. He's given himself an impressive education almost exclusively from watching television and visiting Disneyland.
Television is the ultimate source of truth.
Disneyland must be pretty good too. Zed's got pat and absolute answers. He has a kind of wonderful understanding which makes him hold us college scum as little more than imbeciles. One of his particular accomplishments is that he's better informed than any of those pathetic opinion pollsters. Though I'd never presume to challenge his genius I've yet to find any subject in which he's not much more versed than any of the rest of us.