Chaste makes waste. The best way to love thy neighbour is when your girlfriend is away. The rest cheat in Europe. A girl a day keeps the wife away. A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts.
Some girls think swimsuits are indecent.
Others have good figures. Drama in her opinion is knowing how to fill a sweater. A dress that makes a girl look slim often makes others look 'round. True love means sleeping in the wet spot. A woman drove me to drink.