Some of the middle ones make some sense, but the beginning and ending ones are sort of weak. Don't sweat the small stuff. You fuck with the bull, you get the horn. You can't learn a damned thing from people who agree with you. Sticks and stones will break your bones, but words will never hurt you.
Talk is cheap.
Love the one you're with. You will die. Thou shalt not bear large or interlaced images on thy backgrounds. Accept Design Intervention. Undertake an objective self-analysis.