If only could get message back. Think will go for walk and see if can somehow go into Daniel's office and erase it. He is in meeting with Simon from Marketing. He gave me a look when walked past. If walking past office was attempt to demonstrate presence of skirt can only say that it has failed parlously.
Skirt is indisputably absent.
If skirt is indeed sick, please look into how many days sick leave skirt has taken in previous twelve month. Spasmodic nature of recent skirt attendance suggests malingering. Appalled by management s blatently sizist attitude to skirt. Obsessive interest in skirt suggests management sick rather than skirt. Think will cross last bit out as contains accusation of sexual harassment whereas v. much enjoying being sexually harassed by Daniel Cleaver.