Skip a bit, Brother. And the Supreme Court spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Ballot. Then, shalt thou count chads with dimples. Dimples shalt be the chads thou shalt count, and the chads of the counting shall be dimpled. Hanging Chads shalt thou not count, nor either count thou Pregnant chads, excepting that thou then proceedeth directly upon to Dimpled ones.
Swinging chads are right out.
Ello, I wish to register a complaint. Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this Election what you said I won not one month ago from this very state. I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. Look, matey, I know an UnCertified Election when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.