Soon the curious, and the just plain hungry are filing up the steps to request their favorite form of toast. Many are bewildered by the startling array of toast enhancement products spread before them. Others are struck by a profound admiration for the shiny row of toasters. Still others are mesmerized by the unearthly glow arising from the sacred alter. Toast is dispensed.
Word spreads quickly, and the delightful aroma draws many a young person with the munchies.
We preach the word of The Toast to these young impressionable minds. Having been inspired by another toaster person on the Web, we decided to set one of my favorite toasters on fire, using the The Strawberry Pop Tart Blow-Torch Method . As you can see from the photo, we made a crass error. This was the largest flame we were able to coax out of the toaster. I believe this has something to do with the soothing powers of chocolate, but I won't go into that here.