It will be every bit as piss poor and unfunny, except this time it will be shorter. Good news all round then. Well, if any, it's because I took a new job as head submarine cleaner at Subs'n'scrubs, in Portsmouth Docks. Luckily for us. That said, he had a point.
Work is everywhere.
Everyone has to do it, no one wants to and yet some people think about little else. A bit like monkey shaving, then. Cleverly taking the essence of the joke and inverting it, which makes it simultaneously funny and unfunny. A neat trick if you can master it. In the good old days, unless you were king, you toiled endlessly in his fields making potatoes out of packet-mix and clay, before presenting them humbly before the mighty royal deity in exchange for your being allowed to live.