It just, like, showed up in my mailbox, and it had CrackMonkey all over it. And that stuff's tough to scrape off, let me tell you. Reinstall the OS, the drivers, the games, etc. But this is one of my boxes i use for work, like paying my bills. OR you can apologize.
Some browsers politely turn down the request, and some happily oblige.
After all, the computer is your friend. Trust the computer. I had to convert all of the periods in your letter to spaces, and get rid of lots of control characters. It still seems to have managed to get tangled up irreparably with your headers. Please let me be the first to assure you that no one has broken into your computer.