There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. Look, people are going to get shot whether we're there or not. They're going to get hit by cars or run over by subways or whatever. You can't change that. And, what the hell, we might as well be there to pick up the pieces.
Someone has to be.
This is a great job. Good, bad, right, wrong, whatever. I don't agree with everything in here, but the insight rings true. I'm not convinced it's a God-given right to have an excellent erection.