This week we will be arguing about chick flicks and action movies. Many of my close friends won t go to a movie that stars Julia Roberts or involves a romantic love scene. They are missing the point of chick flicks entirely. Use a chick flick for entertainment, you get what you get. Pretty Woman or Steel Magnolias are not four star movies by any means, but use them for a purpose like getting some nookie, and you re halfway there.
Women are suckers for sensitive men.
Since the sensitive man, just like the Tibetan sasquatch is a myth, our secret is safe. The real secret is really getting into the chick flick. Take the movie Home Fries for instance. Everyone knows that Drew Barrymore is a washed up, rehabbed, ex-childhood actress burnout, but that point is moot. Show your significant other your sensitive side, embrace Barrymore s pregnant stage presence and if the mood fits, fake tears.