Start by sending them a fortune. Optical Illusions - A collection of 10 amazing optical illusions. The spirit of Johnny Chicken has inspired Matthew and his followers to fill this web site with material that will help the common man transcend ordinary thought and become one with their own ethereal chicken. Personality Tests - Contains fun and humorous personality tests. Pfft - Pfft, Contains stories that have what people find annoying, bizarre, mundane, or just plain ridiculous in life.
Visitors can also submit their own stories.
The Pygmy Shrew is the smallest and most pathetic creature on the earth. Retro Interactive - Shockwave games, Flash cartoons and stories that engage the reader. Rip on Someone - Forget virtual flowers or hugs, send your friends a virtual moon or any of our other 30 animated greeting card insults. Scott Pakin's Automatic Complaint Letter Generator - Automatically generate humorous complaint letters. Just tell it whom to complain about, and the automatic complaint-letter generator will do the rest.