I explained what happened. We all laughed, and I got my contract signed that day. Whatever works, though. I attempted to use my cell phone one morning only to discover the service had been cancelled by my employer. When I went to the store to investigate, I was told I was no longer working for the corporation.
Some companies have no class.
As I got out of the truck, a 170-pound male rotweiler attacked me. I did everything in my power to prevent this dog from ripping out my throat, but it did manage to permanently damage my hand. I called a colleague from the hospital. He fought his way through the cops and animal control and convinced the people that instead of basic cable, they needed two digital boxes, four additional outlets and a service protection plan. Sympathy never hurts, however, I am still jobless and maimed for life.