I will now rub myself against your legs and attempt to trip you as you walk towards the kitchen. I believe I have heard a burglar. If you would like to go and beat him senseless, I shall be happy to keep your spot in the bed warm. My digestive passages seem to have formed a hairball. I shall leave it here upon the carpeting.
Snuggling is a good idea.
Shedding is pretty good, too. I was enjoying snuggling and shedding in the warm clean laundry until you removed me so unkindly. I have discovered that, although one may be able to wedge one's body through the gap behind the stove and into that little drawer filled with pots and pans, the reverse path is slightly more difficult to navigate. Please come over here. I believe that I have found a woodchuck.