Some answers given by students who took a Bible knowledge test that you may have forgotten since your time in Sunday school. The first book of the Bible is Guinessis in which Adam and Eve were created from an apple. Noah's wife was Joan of Ark. 3. Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day and a ball of fire by night. Samson played the Philistines with the axe of the apostles.
Unleavened bread is bread made with no ingredients.
Moses went to the top of Mt. Cyanide to get the 10 Commandments. Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol. Solomon had 300 wives and 700 porcupines. Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption. The people who followed Jesus were called the 12 decibels.