Love cums in spurts. If sex is a pain in the ass, you're doing it wrong. If you love someone, lick her 'til she screams. Of course I'm upset, you moron. Sex is not the answer.
Sex is the question.
Yes is the answer. Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it. They'll never see you coming. REAL women don't deflate when you bite them. A vertical manifestation of horizontal desire.