Our meeting with the Senator caused more questions than it answered. We've decided to continue the investigation at another time, when more information is available. We certainly do not want to unjustly condemn a whole project simply based on a few minor transgressions such as the ones we've seen. We'll be back in the near future with more on this important issue. Dan's lapel microphone rips off and falls to the floor, taking a chunk of lapel with it.
Stage is empty.
Stagehand rushes out, stares incredulously at the camera for a moment, then starts waving his arms madly. UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. If you MUST reply to a rejection, include a description of your joke because there is 0 chance I will remember which one it was.