You own more than four pairs of gloves. Every other vehicle is a 4x4. The sun goes down, you start looking for your coat. You leave your keys in your car and the next morning it's still there. You installed your new computer using a Leatherman tool.
Wolves are naturally free and house cats are on a leash.
The elevation exceeds the population. The jug of milk on your porch is frozen. Drive by shootings only happen on the evening news, in big cities. There's a Bison in your lane. Your central heating system is fueled by large logs.