Although they have tried to cover up the fact that mad cow disease exists the government has finally given up to public pressure demanding they reveal the truth, however they are still insisting that this fatal infection is no worse than a broken leg. This made a lot of people angry and was widely regarded as a bad move. The confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's desire to beat or choke the living shit out of some asshole who desperately needs it. The art of flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss. So called because it is neither rare nor well-done.
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you've got it made. Life is like a shit sandwich. The more bread you have, the less shit you have to eat. He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.