A Cowboy's guide to life Don't squat with your spurs on. Don't never interfeer with something that ain't botherin' you none.
Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm. The colder it gets, the harder it is to swaller. If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'. Never smack a man who's chewin' tobacco. If it don't seem like it's worth the effort, it probably ain't.