Mr. Earl pointed out that the color of paper and the color of Caucasian skin are clearly distinguishable to the eye. He went on to tell similar stories about how odd beige-looking paper or snow or clouds or soap suds would seem. I'd hate to be white. People are called black and white, but there are no black people. There are no white people.
Some people are brown, and some are beige.
I am beige. The crowd roared its approval. Shortly after the rally, the Beige People's Liberation Front issued a communiqu denying that its spokesman meant to imply any criticism of albino persons of any ethnicity. We are sensitive to the concerns of albino persons, who are yet another counter-example to America's delusions about race. Lincoln University Articles 2001, all rights reserved by authors.