Once the princess learned her place, we'd probably get along fine. Anyway, all I'm suggesting is that we check her out first. Then you'll at least know what you're getting. Never buy merchandise you haven't hand-picked, you know. I'd be glad to trade identities with you, because I don't think the princess is going to go for having her cheeks pinched open and her molars prodded.
Short straw gets to visit the ugly princess.
Mac turned a bit paler. Hey, if she was any great catch, her family would be raffling her off to some important nation, not trying to ship her off to us. If she's not ugly, then she's meaner than a bull that's short on mates. Trust me, this princess is a booby prize. He sighed heavily.