At the circus, the clowns don't talk. He eats beans for dinner. When the psychiatrist tries to take him back to his childhood, he is already there. Because they should be. Move the TV into the bedroom.
Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. Having their buddies believe them when they talk about it. Unzipping his fly. Half an hour of begging. Because most men fake foreplay.