We promise that we will retain absolute confidentiality of information received from all applicants, whether or not hired. We promise that law enforcement officials will have no way of knowing that you have expressed interest in subverting their speed limit conspiracy. Two jobs are currently open. The Mathematician position requres a background in statistical analysis of complex data sets. Use of such analysis for politically subversive purposes a plus.
Salary commensurate with experience.
The Intern position could either be a summer appointment or one-year appointment. Duties include assisting the programmer with coding, making coffee, and monitoring a police-band scanner against possible raids of our offices. Ability to handle semi-automatic weapons a plus. This is an unpaid position. Individuals interested in either position should email us a cover letter describing your interest in the position, and a resume of relevant experience.