Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies. Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. If he says 'yes', you know he is crooked.
Time wounds all heels.
I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty. I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks. The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. I was married by a judge.