I'm a highly intelligent thoroughly educated bird. I wrap my little parrot penis around this wooden bar, like a little hook. You can't see it cause of my feathers. You ought to buy me, I am a great companion. Nobody wants me cause I don't have any feet.
Weeks go by.
The parrot is sensational. The guy is delighted with his parrot. Hi, my name is Pippin. The audience was different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again. The magician was furious but couldn't do anything.