You see, the Stroller has changed over the past decades. He used to observe trends on campus, report the goings on that weren't really newsworthy, and take an occasional cheap shot at the Greeks under the cover of anonymity. Over the past few years, faithful readers of this column have seen something very different. Your Man has one job only, to get you reading. Another time not so long ago, he dared you to meet him at the Bell Tower.
Some people make it so easy.
Many actually think this prideful, egotistical, anti-social, resentful loser known as Your Man should make himself known. Right, like he'd actually reveal himself. To find out who he is, you need only look around at one another. If the word sounds negative, it's because we all have negative experiences. If the column is upbeat, it's because it's hard to stay miserable all the time.