Winter helps a child learn to prioritize. If you do, Daddy will freeze to death. And you'll have to be in therapy for years trying to deal with the guilt. And winter helps to teach children to negotiate. I'll go get your checkbook, Daddy.
Winter helps teach a child the meaning of inappropriate or dangerous behavior.
That'd make you warm, Daddy. That'd be dangerous. It would be. The door's frozen shut. Guess I can't.