In fact, breasts lead me to believe that we are safe. You see, there are very few constants in the world. Death is one. We will all die, except for Meatloaf. He is, sadly, immortal.
Taxes are another constant.
We pay, they pay, everyone pays in some way. What these constants show is that there is a balance and an overall order to life. As long as men constantly lust for boobs, the anarchy of the world's end won't be upon us. In sports, the Bears are entertaining, the Rams are undefeated, Phil Jackson is coaching again and Latrell Sprewell isn't using Jeff Van Gundy's head as a hood ornament yet. In politics, the Republicans want Bush in the White House after attacking Clinton for having the same policy.