Once inside lockable room, lock door and start to re-lay out paper and materials. Remove Scampi from box, unlock door, and put Scampi outside door. Close and relock door. Lay out last sheet of paper. Discover Scampi has already torn paper.
Unlock door go out and hunt through various cupboards, looking for sheet of last year's paper.
Remember that you haven't got any left because Scampi helped with this last year as well. Return to lockable room, lock door, and sit on toilet and try to make torn sheet of paper look presentable. Seal box, wrap with paper, and repair by carefully sealing with sticky tape. Tie up with ribbon and decorate with bows to hide worst areas. Sit back and admire your handiwork.