There's always that one person you have to buy a birthday gift for whose likes and dislikes completely elude you.
Stuff exists for such emergencies.
These folks have it all. They carry the outrageously funny collection of Slut, Bitch, Dirty Girl, and Virgin soaps, washcloths, and whatnot. And for the guy in your life, they offer Tough Guy soap and washcloth sets. Vintage clothing racks are chockfull of really swank duds, and a whole section of wacky stuffed animals should solve any gift-giving dilemma. They've got those soap slices filled with all sorts of weird stuff and yummy scents in such flavors as Peachy Keen-O and citrus.