Then, I did what any good father would do when faced with the fact that his baby girl is growing up and getting wise to the ways of the world. I made something up. That's how she said it, like it had 4 a's. Call me old fashioned, but I think the explaining of the birds and the bees falls under her mom's jurisdiction, not mine. Women are just better at that sort of thing.
Women can talk about the particulars of sex with a straight face.
We giggle and stutter and talk with our hands and make funny sounds. No, the explaining of the facts of life to children is not a job for men. We turn into sweating, stuttering, giggling, incoherent idiots. Our children do not need to see their fathers like this. It could scar them for life.