Recursive, If spammer seems to be telling the truth, see Rule 1. Spammers are stupid. Recursive, Spammers are stupid lying thieves. Spammers need spelling and grammar checkers. Recursive, Spammers are stupid lying thieves who need spelling and grammar checkers.
Spammers are unlucky, unfortunate, pitiful scum.
Recursive, Spammers are unlucky, unfortunate, pitiful scum, who are stupid, lying, thieves that need spelling and grammar checkers. Spammers deserve no respect.