Another function of this versatile cotton holster is concealing personal arousal. We have all been at our uncle's funeral and popped a nasty when his curvy neighbor exposed her tail lights leaning over to pay her final respects. If you are flawed and want to strut your stuff, the brief is perfect. If you are one of the millions of men that are under-developed in frontal region, the tighty whitey is perfect for supporting a extra pair of gym socks or a spud. A man sometimes is required to accompany his best woman to socials.
Some parties require a costume.
Being a real man, you may not own identity concealing apparel. In this situation it is important not to disappoint your best lady. If you own two pairs of briefs simply put the cleanest pair on your head. Make sure you pull the two leg holes down so you can see. When you go to the social, tell everyone you are Spiderman.