Women are very happy that another generation of Kennedys are growing up and getting into politics, because they will be able to campaign for them and cry on election night. They exaggerate about money, they don't know football nearly as well as they think they do, and they fabricate stories about women. Women talk about one thing in the locker room - sex. Not in abstract terms, either. They're graphic and technical, and they never lie.
Women do laundry every couple of days.
A man will wear every article of clothing he owns, including his surgical pants that were hip about eight years ago, before he will do his laundry. When he is finally out of clothes, he will wear a dirty sweatshirt inside out, rent a U-Haul and take his mountain of clothes to the laundromat, and expect to meet a beautiful woman while he is there. Female cheerleaders are cute, sexy, fresh, and all-American. Male cheerleaders are scary. Men wear sensible socks.