Not only will you not get into the club, you will never be able to show your face in line again. Don't try to act cooler than the bouncer. Respect him, and establish a rapport with him by being friendly. If that doesn't work, then slip him a Benjamin. Line up When you get in line, make sure that you're in the right line.
Some trendy clubs have one line for VIPs and a second one for the regular folk.
You don't want to spend 20 minutes waiting in the VIP line, to then find yourself having to go back to the end of the other line. Women have it very easy when it comes to getting into clubs. All they have to do is flash a little bit of this and a little bit of that, smile at the bouncer, and they usually don't wait more than a few minutes to get in. If they do get bounced, it's out of the line and into the club. You can't exactly flaunt your physical attributes in order to get into a club quicker, but what you can do is use women waiting in line as your ticket in.