If you like these chicken jokes please also visit our advertisers. But I didn't. A chicken's first duty is to itself. And only by living for itself is it able to achieve the things which are the glory of chickenkind. Such is the nature of achievement.
Society is to blame.
The chicken did cross the road, but he or she was merely a victim of this racist, bigoted, sexist society. Authorities are still trying to pick up the pieces. If not for the plumage of its peerless tail the chicken would be lost, the chicken would be lost. George Bush Read my chicken lips. To face a kinder, gentler thousand points of headlights.