Now we all know that the faculty parking lot has spikes. This is truly effective considering we can't park there in the first place. Now of course some people might not realize which lot is for faculty parking, but that is what signs are for. But wait a minute, we have a sign for severe tire damage, but no spikes. Then we have spikes, but no sign for faculty parking.
Spikes are the key.
Not for harmony, but for sanity. We don't need any more confusion in the parking lot. We have enough confusion there already. It is one of a student's life- long passions.