The following is a public service announcement brought to you by this columnist.
Testing is complete.
The results are in. Like Detroit Edison, like Ameritech, like Consumers Power, I can say with reasonable confidence that I am Y2K ready. I stand fully prepared to deliver column services for the millennium. The evening news showed Consumers Power crews hard at work, as officials in suits pronounced themselves ready for the next century. Given this sudden need to calm the anxious masses, I'd like to assure you that I, too, can continue that standard of column services you've come to depend on.