He's a lawyer and he speaks fluent Mandarin Chinese. Today a Municipal Judge in Texas postponned Jenna Anhauser Bush's court apperance. In a related story, that Judge today was nominated for The United States Supreme Court. Last night Jenna Bush got into an argument with her dad over the beer drinking incident in Texas. Officials in the town of Venlo in the Netherlands are opening two drive-through marijuana stores.
Tourists can legally buy drugs without getting out of their cars.
It was so hot out today that my cab driver was grilling fajitas in his turban. It was so hot today that the New York Hospital was frosting the specimen jars. It was so hot today that I went to the ATM machine just to feel the cold muzzle of a gun against my neck. It was so hot today that Puff Daddy went and shot-up a nightclub with a squirt gun. George W. Bush has been in office for over one hundred days.