He fell off. It turned out he'd been arguing with his girlfriend. OsteoInteractive is a site for forensic anthropologists, a fun bunch that looks for crimes in corpses. Title notwithstanding, it's not quite in the tradition of Stephen King's Cujo. Get years of enjoyment from bookshelves, sofas, entertainment centers, and other fine furniture that easily convert to a casket when the, uh, time comes.
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If pseudonews makes you sick, a few bites of the Onion will perk you up. It thumbs its nose at current media fixations. A Web classic. Now that's weird. World Report Inc. All rights reserved.