There was no respect for youth when I was young, and now that I am old, there is not respect for age. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. Even if you miss, you will land among the stars. The difference between smart people and dumb people isn't that smart people don't make mistakes. Duct tape is like The Force.
Some people drink deeply from the fountain of knowledge.
Others just gargle. The mailman bringeth and the trashman taketh away. Happiness is a warm puppy with an empty bladder. The light at the end of a tunnel could turn out to be the headlight of an oncoming train. The best cure for insomnia is a Monday morning.