Prior to the girl's arrival, a small isolation pit should be dug in the back yard, out of the sight of neighbors. When the friend arrives, her tongue is severed and she is thrown into the pit. This ritual is ongoing, as the girl is slowly and methodically starved and tortured. Urine and blood saved from the prior ritual should be lightly sprinkled onto the girl each morning. All family members are invited to creatively abuse the girl at least once daily.
Some families claim that after they get used to the new pet, they never even want another dog.
If you've performed these rituals correctly, your child will be permanently affected. The next time you think about going out for dinner or to a movie, perform a Satanic ritual instead.