Some events are sponsored by Cacophonists while others are the efforts of various civic, art and education organizations. All events are free and in Seattle unless otherwise noted. We'll engage in an auditory smorgasbord of music and record one or two of each person's offerings for a compilation tape. Yes, it's that time of year again when we jaywalk across the law of gravity and prove that for each and every reaction, there is an equal and opposite inaction. We won't make you talk about your troubles or require you to ride a painted pony and let the spinning wheel spin, but we will ask you to bring something creative to drop because we're out to beat last year's Kodak moment, which occurred when a 16 pound frozen Butterball turkey ran amok, snapped the cord, landed in the mud with a satisfying squish and left us doubled over in laughter for two solid minutes.
Weight is another issue altogether.
As always, please, please, please remember, we ask that there be no wagering. We meet, we scheme, we devise plans far too complex to pull off without losing an eye. If the weather is good, you might even catch an early game of croquet. We will adjourn promptly at 10 PM, so those inclined can join in the revels at an appropriate adult-themed venue. The senseless slaughter of the gentle Naugha must be stopped and the target of our grass-roots nonviolent protest will be the new Denny's restaurant in the University District.