5 paces forward. The Beast rolls his eyes and takes one baby step forward. I have two recent examples of national television commercials that were slightly modified a few weeks after they first appeared. Meanwhile, cute little piglets with wings appear flying alongside the aircraft outside the pilot's window. I guess some people got confused and thought he meant it would happen when Hell freezes over.
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I apologize on behalf of my species. The Beast moves forward 5 paces. The Beast blows a noisemaker and rushes ahead 10 paces. Police in riot gear attack passive, unarmed protestors who'd locked arms to block an entrance at the World Trade Organization conference in normally laid-back Seattle, while a few blocks away rioters lay waste to corporate storefronts. The Beast scratches his head, shrugs his shoulders and dashes ahead 25 paces.