That's the title of a new book by Leslie Nielsen, the self- proclaimed world's greatest bad golfer. A very short swing using five or six more clubs than the distance calls for will rocket the ball off the ground low and hot, sending it skipping across the surface of the water like a souped-up hydroplane. If this works I won't lose so many golf balls. In the past, if I sensed a water hazard in the same county I would tee up with an already-nicked golf ball to avoid bankruptcy. This definitely changes my strategy.
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Many people think that of golf. Combine the two thoughts and golf becomes warfare. So you've just shot a triple bogey. Divot is an electronic literary magazine that embodies the sport's essence and spirit. Our library is no slouch in the literary-golf department.