Since I can find nothing better to play with, I shall see what happens when I sharpen my claws on this handy piece of furniture. I think I shall now spend time licking the most private parts of my anatomy. I will now rub myself against your legs and attempt to trip you as you walk towards the kitchen. My digestive passages seem to have formed a hairball. I shall leave it here upon the carpeting.
Snuggling is a good idea.
Shedding is pretty good, too. I was enjoying snuggling and shedding in the warm clean laundry until you removed me so unkindly. I have discovered that, although one may be able to wedge his body through the gap behind the stove and into that little drawer filled with pots and pans, the reverse path is slightly more difficult to navigate. Please come over here. It is certain that the best tasting fish is one you have caught yourself.