Weddings take less preparation.
However, this time, instead of embarrassment, it s rapidly setting plaster that will stick with you. You know, that s just fine. You all can go have your weird, potentially devastating, plaster-mold foreplay, but the problem is that I have no penis of my own to duplicate, nor do I keep one on retainer. And so I m left to the task of finding someone willing to step up to the plate. My co-workers have been no help.