Newly discovered Mapplethorpe shows SPAM in a compromising pose. God knows what. Michaelangelo, Leonardo Da Vinci, George Henry Hormel. Poke some holes in a loaf. Considerations of cost, not taste, replaced the ice swans with SPAM pigs.
Some misguided soul nails blue can to a canvas, calls the damned thing art.
Someone, the next day, Nails artist to the blue can. I think not. Art is what it is. Rogers and Hammerstein write. Local wildlife dies.