A purple heart just proves that you were smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings. What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick. Nothing improves with age. No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.
Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
There is no remedy for sex but more sex. No sex with anyone in the same office. A man in the house is worth two in the streets. Virginity can be cured. When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.