Always yield to temptation, because it may not pass your way again. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway. Men are from earth.
Women are from earth.
Deal with it. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes. When you are sad, I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the scum-sucking bastard who made you sad. When you are worried, I will tell you how much worse it could be and to quit complaining. When you are sick, I will hold your hair while you pay homage to the porcelain god.