Subject's face begins to stretch, as if struggling to keep eyes open, while neck and goiter of subject seems to visually expand and quiver unattractively. Subject begins to threaten loved ones with shoes, staple guns, other unconventional weapons. Falling violently to the floor, subject begins to bleed from knees, already scabbed over from previous drunk.
Subject insists on making a tortilla with beans and lots of mustard.
Tarot cards are revealed. Subject insists on reading stranger's cards. Ignoring the concept of time, subject begins calling old friends who live three time zones ahead of them. While trying to form reasonable sentences, subject passes out on couch with head tilted back, mouth open.