A scout obeys all to whom obedience is due and respects all duly constipated authorities. The parts of speech are lungs and air. The inhabitants of Moscow are called Mosquitoes. A census taker is man who goes from house to house increasing the population.
Water is composed of two gins.
Oxygin and hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water. H2O is hot water and CO2 is cold water. A virgin forest is a forest where the hand of man has never set foot.