Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot. He who laughs last thinks slowest. A tax on people who are bad at math. It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you. Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog.
Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck. All men are idiots, and I married their King. Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician. Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition. Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.