I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. They say hard work never hurt anybody, but I figure why take the chance. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke. They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane. If you're yearning for the good old days, just turn off the air conditioning.
Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble. If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.