If you don't eat, it will kill me. Never take a front-row seat at a bris. Always whisper the names of diseases. If it tastes good, it's probably not kosher. No one looks good in a yarmulke.
WASPs leave and never say good-bye.
Jews say good-bye and never leave. Wine needs to breathe, so don't rush through the kiddish. Never pay retail. It's always a bad hair day if you're bald. The High Holidays have absolutely nothing to do with marijuana.