So we presume they're having fun. We don't know if Lou Little's 1933 team swallowed goldfish, but we know it won the Rose Bowl. It shouldn't be this hard. Look, this team has lost 24 in a row. If the guys at Columbia get really angry, they could kill somebody.
Tomorrow is Homecoming.
This is the 25th anniversary of Columbia's last Ivy League championship. Typically, your Homecoming game is the deadest dog you can schedule. Columbia is everybody's first choice for Homecoming. Princeton is 0-3, too. They have to be a little nervous.