Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off. Beer isn't just for breakfast any more. Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Welcome to Texas, now go home. Sex is not the answer.
Sex is the question.
Always remember to pillage before you burn. It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats. The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was. The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. Clothes make the man.