An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir. A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle. An erection is when Japanese people vote. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East.
Sodomy is a special brand of fast growing grass.
Pornography is the business of making records. Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin. A menstrual cycle has three wheels. Asphalt describes rectal problems. Spread Eagle is an extinct bird.