Life is what happens to do when your busy making other plans. It has been said that if you gave a million monkeys a million typewriters there is the probability that they could create a great work of literature. AOL has proven that this is not to be true. Better to have been a racer for moment than a spectator for a lifetime. No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up.
Specialization is for insects.
National Enquirer headline current at the time of the crash. The proper tool to fix a TV set is a TV repairman. That seemed pretty scary until I realized it was a guy driving. They still look like the fuzzy and shaky stuff from the 50's. We all know that water drains from a bathtub clockwise in the northern hemisphere and counterclockwise in the southern hemisphere.