Bring illegal drugs in, and you get to stay 28 years. In the slammer. No ocean views, just steel bars and razor wire. Visitors say they feel safe here. I asked some to be sure because I sometimes don't have sense enough to be wary.
Women say they feel safe here.
They will definitely tell you if they do not. Bermuda has no income or property tax. The government receives no foreign aid. The climate is temperate, semitropical. That 68 degrees may not seem like a big deal now, but stick this on your refrigerator and read it again in February.