Use of antibiotics deemed an unauthorized experimental procedure. Head-wound victim in the waiting room is on the last chapter of War and Peace. Costly MRI equipment efficiently replaced by an oversized 2-sided copier 5. Exam room has a tip jar. You swear you saw salad tongs and a crab fork on the instrument tray just before the anesthesia kicked in.
Tight budget prevents acquisition of separate rectal thermometers.
Take two leeches and call me in the morning. The company logo features a hand squeezing a bleeding turnip. Tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicle. Covered post-natal care consists of leaving your baby on Mia Farrow s doorstep. Radiation treatment for cancer patients requires them to walk around with a postcard from Chernobyl in their pocket.