Our country is changing. Things aren't like they use to be.
Women work and make their own decisions.
Homosexuals constantly tempt us with their tight pants with big bulges and offers of free toasters if we sign up with them. Sure we try to resist, but Satan's power is strong. Our guvmint doesn't care because it's so corrupt. Bill Klinton murdered 763 people with his bare hands while he was in office. I heard it on talk radio.