The shoulder is not a passing lane. If I have to wait, so do you. The same goes for you geniuses who think that wide-open construction merging lane is clear for you because no one else was smart enough to use it. The fast lane is for people who want to drive fast. It is not your self-righteous crusade to go 65 in the fast lane and expect everyone else to follow it just because it's the speed limit.
Speed limits are for wusses.
Figure out where you're going on your own time. If you don't know the damn address, get out and walk. I have places to go. Get off my ass. As the saying goes, I'm older and I have more insurance.