I picture that editors and publishers everywhere are now firming up their plans for time shares or heading off to Nantucket. The form letters are in the bottom drawer. Just put the letter in the SASE of anything you find. In fact, there's a box full over in the corner I never got to. I'm outta here.
Writers are a peculiar lot.
We work at it, even though no one hired us. No one asked us to cobble together a proposal. No one begged us to put something down on paper. You are too funny. You ought to write that down and sell it.