Scientists now say that what actually rained on Spain was a bunch of debris from comets.
About ten melon-sized balls of comet debris fell on Spain, the most popular of which almost killed a man when it slammed into his car. But now when I use that line people say, 'Oh cut the act, Andreas. Donez refused to tell me if people in his hometown actually DID call him The Shit Guy, as I had predicted. As The Shit Guy. Meanwhile, scientists are at a loss to explain why the comet debris fell mainly on Spain or why they didn't fall mainly on the Plains.