It is my duty to make them happy. Most people are very nice. KindHeart Caymans are very sensitive. If you want to get closer to the gods, hug an armadillo. When building a shrine to show your love for the gods, be sure to include broccoli.
Shopping is blood sport.
Never leave your identity in a purse or wallet, because these can be stolen. Make weekly backups of your identity in case you lose it. Check your backups from time to time to make sure they include your latest phobias. If you lose your identity and your backups don't work, you can always pretend to be an armadillo. You know the gods love you when they burn down your house, destroy all of your Doris Day CD's, and darken your mind with thoughts of porridge.