So at the party, he and his friends are all standing around drinking, and partying next to the pool. The guy gets up on the lifeguard tower and all his friends look up. No one moves. Still no one moves. OK then, the first person that swims across my pool gets all my money, my house and all my cars and planes.
Someone's in the pool.
Crocodiles are all over him, but he rolls over like Tarzan - he's all over the place, fighting and dodging. Finally he gets out of the pool on the other side. The rich guy on the tower jumps down and runs over to him. I never thought that I would ever see that done. No representation is made as to the authenticity of some of the above jokes.