Never ask for help. Even if you really, really need it. People will think you have no penis. Women like it when you ignore them. It arouses them.
Vanity is the most important trait for a man to have.
Whenever you pass a reflective surface, check your hair, clothing, etc. I just don't like her personality. Bodily noises are permissible. Everyone finds a man more attractive if he can write his name in urine. One sure way to make a girl like you is to go after her best friend.