Naked people have little or no influence on society. Never bring a knife to a gun fight. Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality, by moving from where you left them to where you can't find them. Whatever it is that hits the fan will not be evenly distributed. Magnum beats 4 aces.
Toast always lands butter side down.
When in doubt, mumble When in trouble, delegate. The smartest person ever, never said a thing, and he was never wrong. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom. Hold the hammer with both hands and you will never hit your thumb. If you dont do it, it wont get done.