I would give credit if I only knew to whom it is due. Home is where you can say anything you like 'cause nobody listens to you anyway. I live in my own little world, but it's OK - they know me here. Regular naps prevent old age - especially if you take them while driving. I don't approve of political jokes - I've seen too many of them get elected.
Travel is very educational.
I gave my son a hint. Midlife is when you go to the doctor and you realize you are now so old you have to pay someone to look at you naked. Marriage changes passion - suddenly you're in bed with a relative. Bless the walls where termites dine, While ants and roaches march in time. Bless our yard where spiders pass Fire ant castles in the grass.