His paw prints have been identified in a galaxy 5,500 light years away. And The Winners Are . . . March 2000 Results of the Chairpurrson Election. The votes are pouring in for the new Chairpurrson of the TLC Cat Club, said my investigative assistant, Tammy the Greyhound, as she raced into my office. The PTB are agitating for someone a little more flexible than Benton the Cat who, you will remember, went over the Rainbow Bridge this summer.
Some people think their cats are space aliens.
I have uncovered the answer to this mystery. And that s final. I'm not supposed to be here. After all, I did go over the Rainbow Bridge last summer. Life just hasn't been the same without me.