They don't speak English like the male population of the country does. No, they instead have their own language that only other women can understand. Any guy who's ever talked to a woman knows what I'm saying. You can try to make a comment to them, but it always seems to be twisted around in their mind. Try it sometime.
Women are like elephants.
Oops, wait, better rephrase that one, too. I wouldn't want some chica complaining that I'm calling women elephants. What I mean to say is that women have memories like elephants. They never forget a single word you've ever said to them in your entire life. You can try that one, too.