Dad has always been pretty clever at pushing the limits of the common coat hanger, and this poem pokes a little fun at that talent. Great article found on the web and attributed to the writers at Sassy Magazine. The Annotated Thermometer . A colorful and humorous description of temperature and its effect on people, places, and things. Original author unknown.
Several variations appear on the web, and it is clear that it has been embellished by many hands.
I've added new material above that to provide some balance. An Internet classic, although probably not as widely distributed as some of the other Microsoft bashing jokes. Creative Answering Machine Messages . Try some of these. No known author.