A younger woman wearing the same hat will always look like a lampshade in a brothel. An older woman doesn't care what you think. An older woman always carries a purse full of emergency supplies.
Young women go hungry and bleed to death every time there's a natural disaster.
An older woman always carries a condom in her purse. A younger woman is still hoping the guy might have one on him. An older woman is a cheaper date. A younger woman will cost you 12 beers, but an older woman will sleep with you after a cup of a herbal tea. Older women have superior sexual stamina.