School booze scandal Five girls who attend the same school as Princess Beatrice have been suspended after a drinking binge. US President George W Bush faces a European backlash today over his plans to shelve the Kyoto pact on global warming. Doris blast Ann Widdecombe has launched a stunning attack on wannabe Tory leader Michael Portillo. CJD hope Scientists have made a potential breakthrough which could make it easier to test for the human form of mad cow disease. Slap it on Cheaper sunscreens are just as effective as expensive designer brands, it was claimed today.
Tall people tend to live longer, according to a new study.
Bulger killers James Bulger's killers Robert Thompson and Jon Venables are set to be freed in the next 14 days. No nookie Frustrated Big Brother contestants have revealed they are missing sex. Bonkers conkers Council chiefs are planning to cut down 20 horse chestnut trees - because they claim conkers are dangerous. A British tourist is fighting for life after a freak parasailing accident. Porn car-ackers A painted swastika and porn magazines have been discovered behind a seat panel of the Queen's new Jaguar car.