Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the hell alone. It is always darkest just before dawn. So if you are going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that is the time to do it.
Sex is like air.
It's not important unless you are not getting any. No one is listening until you make a mistake. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.