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Wide margins are partly to blame.
But more commonly the fault lies in the conjuring of an evil magician, as magicians are the sworn enemies of logic, literary brevity, and, of course, detectives. Electronic publishing will change all this. Before we became mortal enemies, Kittles and I spent many an hour gazing into a spirit ball and discussing this very question. His maniac desire to contact the astral plane destroyed him, of course, and much of his house. What you describe is one of the best-documented cases of mass hallucination on record.