Giving yellow Trix a bananaesque look does not make it taste any different than purple or green Trix. Claiming they have an actual relationship with the fruit in question borders on fraud. Thankfully, despite the lack of celebrity approval, some cereals have resisted changes. Lucky Charms continues its climb toward becoming the first all-marshmallow cereal, and it retains its paranoid leprechaun spokesperson. Cookie Crisp still pretends it tastes like cookies, and FrankenBerry, BooBerry and Count Chocula still come in colors foreign to any other food product.
Sugary cereals taste better.
The same product stamped with the likeness of a famous person tastes even better. Throw in some marshmallows, covered in chocolate and dusted with sugar, and add a healthy dose of some other kind of marshmallow. Work some gummy bears in and serve the entire thing in a bowl of whipped cream. That's a decent breakfast, but add David Hasselhoff's face, and we're talking a whole new morning.