He's painting Mona Lisas and making all other golfers look like they're painting houses. Some soulless people have suggested if Woods keeps winning every tournament he plays, it might somehow become boring, a negative drain on the game and the world's biggest star. Those same people probably see full moons and rainbows like they're dull wallpaper. Preseason NFL games are boring. August is boring.
Turkey sandwiches are boring.
But not Tiger Woods.