I used to subscribe to High Times magazine because of its tireless coverage of freedom of speech issues and because Paul Krassner was a regular columnist. I know what it means to bogart a joint, but I know much more about Bogart than I do about joints. This allows me to bone up on a culture that I know solely from movies, trashy novels and Dr. Demento's radio show. Not surprisingly, all these books are profusely illustrated. Alcoholics, it seems, are novelists.
Speed freaks are DJs.
Pot smokers are layout artists. Even worse, Dave has a very unique problem. Even though they have quite different effects, they look and smell exactly the same. Dave took out some from each to make his own combo bag and then carefully labeled all three bags. Last night he threw a party, and that's where Dave's troubles began.