So I'm offering an open apology to Mr. Ed Cantarella and Thomas Hart. I'm not sayin' that I was wrong in my positions, only that maybe ya'll ain't as lame as I first thought you were. The Tuna Philosophy Class is back in session. In case you hadn't guessed it yet, Losers, women aren't really dressing or fixing themselves up for us . Yeah, I know it's supposed to be part of the bait, but it ain't.
Women dress the way they do, and fix themselves up like that, to compete with other women.
Uh, none, Charlie. Our idea of preparation is pulling a t-shirt over our heads after the shower. And that's my point. We'll boff any woman that's breathin' and don't look like Aunt Bea. That fashion stuff is the last thing on our minds.