When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. Even the uglies of trades have their moments of pleasure. Now, if I were a grave-digger, or even a hangman, there are some people I could work for with a great deal of enjoyment. Losers always whine about their best.
Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.
When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities. The height of cleverness is the ability to conceal it. The surest way to hit a woman's heart is to take aim kneeling. And when love speaks, the voice of all the gods makes heaven drowsy with the harmony.