After rat on a stick, a few bones will seem like seared foie gras with truffle essence. I can LIVE IT at home and at work. They're tired of silicone-implanted women. Speak for yourself, pal. I've got room in my den for all the silicone-implanted women you don't want.
TV exists so glamorous people can be on it.
Not that I'm bitter. Heck, if Rachel and Monica are going to be in bathing suits, you can stick them on an island for 239 days. I'm snuffing his Tiki Torch first. Would you like to see them add this columnist to their newspaper. Use this form to find your local paper's email address and recommend this columnist.