As he leaves the Earth behind. Evel Knievel alone will discover May he survive to tell. So he'll say what Heaven's like. So heeeee'll say what Heeeeaaaaven's liiiiiiike. You're even bigger than Bruce Jenner.
Stage lights dim.
EVEL Rocket, please don't fail me now. I've come for him. You aren't next of kin. EVEL emerges from the supercharged Sky-Cycle II and looks about. As the first bionic man on Pluto, I feel it is my duty to say that weirdos and filthy hippies have given space travel a bad name.