Women wear strange socks. Socks that are cut way below the ankles, that have pictures of clouds, that have a big fuzzy ball on the back. If Gloria, Suzanne, Deborah and Michelle go out for lunch, they will call each other Gloria, Suzanne, Deborah and Michelle. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their check, out come the pocket calculators.
Women are ridiculous.
When a woman reaches menopause, she goes through a variety of complicated emotional, psychological, and biological changes. The nature and degree of these changes varies with the individual. They use the telephone to send short messages to other people. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours. If a woman is out driving, and she finds herself in unfamiliar surroundings, she will stop at a gas station and ask for directions.