There is no sanity in the workplace. Look at it in this light. Right off the bat there's going to be problems. That's why we compiled the following guidelines. The Proper Use of the Metaphor Words are important little fellows.
Words are what distinguish the human species from rocks and other hard, inanimate objects.
How you describe yourself and your environment largely determines how others judge you. The proper use of the metaphor is essential. Remember at all times, especially if you really are crazy, that no one truly knows if you're crazy unless you do or say something that they interpret as crazy. Of course, you must govern your actions as well. It should go without saying that eating people or lighting buildings on fires will not put you in good stead with your fellow citizens.