The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.
Sponges grow in the ocean.
That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen. Two babies were born on the same day at the same hospital. They lay there and looked at each other. Their families came and took them away.