A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does. Men wake up as good looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
Any married man should forget his mistakes, there is no use in two people remembering the same thing. E-mail them to me. Just click on the e-mail button above. Before you drink consider this.