Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts. Man who sneezes without tissue takes matters into his own hands. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left. Man who masturbate into cash register, soon come into money.
Woman run faster with skirt up than man run with pants down.
Man who go to bed with diarrhoea wake up in deep shit. Man who pulls on woman's bra-strap may get bust in mouth. Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time. A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose. Nail on board is not good as screw on bench.