Men are never impotent. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.
Women always orgasm when men do.
A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding fine. All women are noisy fucks. People in the 70's couldn't fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background. Those tits are real. A common and enjoyable sexual pratice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.