You take another swig of swamp water and consider that not everyone goes first class. Maybe a used canoe. And there are other forms of profitable recreation, you point out. Look at Tiger Woods. Eight hundred thousand dollars for a couple rounds of golf.
Some people pay to play.
All you need is the right hobby. Something you can do in Grayson County without being arrested as a public nuisance, which of course rules out target shooting at deer crossing signs, an otherwise promising field with Olympic possibilities and the likelihood of product endorsements worth millions down the road. Panning for hubcaps in the New River. High stakes dominos. Missing hard drive recovery for fun and profit.