The Mormon Tabernacle Chorus is made up of androids. Evolution does not encourage the development of an immune system. Someday radioactive isotopes will be used as currency. Reflective safety vests are effective as antitank weapons. Laser weapon wounds should not be treated with an antiseptic vegetable paste.
Static globes are actually the control units for space battlecruisers.
15 mins - Thank goodness that the docking tunnel was just the right size. Well, it sure is good to see mimes earning their pay. That guy was unfortunate enough to be born with an artery in his ear. 80 mins - Your brain is not wired for three fingers, plus buying gloves is going to suck. All original content is 1998 - 2001 by its respective author, usually Andrew Borntreger.