Good morning, Peachians from far and wide. I am very pleased to be with you on this special day. What I share with you today will make you wiser and stronger. Peach Cobbler smiles and moves away from the globby thing. Friends, I assure you that there is nothing to fear.
Silence prevails as the master of knowledge speaks.
The pit lives deep within us providing nourishment so that we may live. Its whole purpose is to give us life. The juicy pulp makes us drunk and keeps us from the truth. This rugged pit you fear today will find refuge in the soil so that soon new Peachians may be born. Peach Cobbler moves slowly through the Square while the Peachians cheer and applaud him for making us aware.