If the shoe fits, it's too expensive. Just when you realize life's a bitch, it has puppies. Living in a vacuum sucks. My doorman threw him out.
Shopping is better than sex.
At least after shopping, if you're not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like. And I'd remind her that once he owns the cow, he can turn her into hamburger. With all the crap I have to put up with, I've stockpiled enough Karma to be Queen of the World in my next life When he discovered he could turn farts into precious metals, he found himself, quite literally, sitting on a gold mine. If you don't want to get old, kill yourself while you're young. I know a wonderful plastic surgeon.