All the bells and whistles I can find. A lot of bells and whistles, but not all. Enough bells and whistles, but still tasteful and quick. Professional with only appropriate bells and whistles. Fast and tastefully designed.
Speed is the most important thing.
I want to maintain it myself. I want someone to maintain it, but with my continual input. I want someone to maintain it, but just keep me up to date. I just want money from it, someone else can run it. It is a fluid, changing site that needs active webmaster services.