It will be entered into the International Database of the Ministry of the Church which numbers in excess of 18.3 million ordained ministers worldwide. I, Rev. Zimmerman, hereby absolve you of your misdeeds to the moment. You are not required to believe this. It is just offered. The church as a denomination grants ULC ministers this sacerdotal rite which you may perform if you believe in this special religious rite.
Some fundamentalist creeds disbelieve it, and that is fine.
The rite is there for you if you desire to perform it as it is followed in the Catholic Church. Your ordination decision and credential issue have been transmitted to the church to be entered into the database of the International Headquarters of the church in Modesto, California. It is the responsibility of the individual to determine what is right as long as it does not infringe on the rights of others and is within the law.