He plodded home, still in his flippers, Then quieter than a mouse in slippers He flopped his way up the back stair Planning to make a speedy repair. Little Tony was so relieved To see his mother wasn't terribly peeved. That from that day on he always cared To make amends where he had erred. It's more confusing, than amusing, To live in the land of Kneezabruisin. The fish can't swim, the birds don't fly, If you jump in the sea, you'll come out dry.
Valleys are tall, mountains are flat, Every dog living there thinks it's a cat.
Supper's at noon, breakfast's at night, You have to turn left to go to the right.