Spacecraft developed by advanced aliens are unable to fly without wobbling. Outer space is awful darn windy. Pilots enter cars on the wrong side then just slide over. Fat men rising from their grave cast a shadow that looks like Darth Vader. Nobody ever just runs from the amazingly slow but indestructable undead.
Sunlight can explode and destroy the universe.
Revolvers use clips. 32 mins - This woman's waist is starting to wig me out. Long distance electrodes shot into the pineal pituitary glands of recent dead. Don't insult the Earth's mimes buddy, we are fiercely proud of 'em. All original content is 1998 - 2001 by its respective author, usually Andrew Borntreger.