He philandered, overindulged, abstained from nothing and abused everything. He lived to be 97, and it killed him just like that. Alcohol reduces the risk of heart attacks. Nicotine aids in the digestive process. Caffeine reduces the suicide rate amongst nurses who regularly imbibe.
Salt makes for happy kidneys.
And, now, guys, a Three Musketeers bar, three times a month, and you ll be planting and plucking daisies for a year after your cohorts are pushing em up. Think about it. We re breathing the same air and drinking the same water as our ancestral Alley Oops on a Tyrannosaurus safari. Oh, since then, we ve shuffled the procreative cards and raised the level of the playing field in the house that green built, but a rose is a rose is a recycled recipe for our planetary stew pot. No explanation was given for this, but we know why, fellas.