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Voice mail is the new and efficient way for companies to avoid talking to customers.
Instead of having a human being answer the phone and ask you what you want, you can use your touch-tone phone to answer questions. The advantage to voice mail is that it gives customers something to do besides listening to music on hold. As the voice mail craze grows, we're going to see it cropping up in more and more places. If you are calling regarding a fire, press 1. If this is about a burglary, press 2.