There were some damn good movies in 1999. Hell, there were enough to keep us coming back, even knowing the odds were against being entertained. I am thankful to the people who actually tried, the people who might have even liked what they did. This award is giving to the fucker who raped the public hardest and most eagerly. It goes to the assholes who always put money before art and don't give a flying fuck what they make, so long as the check clears.
Some people are incapable of quality, but others are and still refuse to deliver it.
To them, I say Fuck You. That's the end of the ceremony folks, but here's a celebrity picture of the night's festivities for those who couldn't make it. Right now I need to go settle the bill with the waiter. Here's me with my favorite candy and Babs with the trophy she wanted me to give her. At least her dopey husband didn't come.