Whitney's dress still won't zip. It might have something to do with her breasts, which have been pushed to her throat thanks to strategically placed duct tape. But if you get nervous and start salivating, it turns into cement. My only secret is 'the Cadillac of bras' from Frederick's of Hollywood. Onstage, a dapper Mr. Perfect Couple Florida twirls Mrs. Florida in her slit-legged sequin dress.
White smoke curls from a nearby machine, adding a misty, watercolored memory effect.
The Jenkinses float offstage and take a seat as other couples congratulate their smooth moves. Before the show, our lovebirds recorded secret twitterings to each other. Karin loves David infinitely most. Like the butterfly chain Roger put around Whitney's neck, he set her free. A drumroll, please.