Machines that have broken down will work perfectly when the repairman arrives. Progress is only made on alternate Tuesdays. Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it only makes it worse. The employee who has performed his duties faithfully and without fault for 5 years will be given an increase of five cents per day in his pay - provided the profits allow it. All vacations and holidays create problems, except for one's own.
Success is a matter of luck, just ask any failure.
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