King Seesar is awakened by the God-awful crooning of Princess Azumi, but he is no match for the robotic monster from space. Try not to notice that we are given proof Mechagodzilla's head is mounted on a ball joint, since only two minutes later Godzilla destroys the impostor by twisting his head off. Japanese families keep teapots full of hot water on hand to use against intruders. Godzilla is OPEC's worst nightmare. Huge mechanical monsters come with a bumper to bumper warranty, good for six cities or sixty-thousand miles.
Women go spelunking in skirts and go-go boots.
Godzilla is the world's largest battery. Getting shot in the face will turn you into a monkey. Alien invasions are handled by the International Police Organization. Being strangled with twine will also turn you into a monkey. 22 mins - Watch his hands, if the road is that gnarly maybe he should pay more attention to driving.