I don't think I'll be stretching the truth at all if I say this is the greatest fucking thing you'll ever see in your entire life. I was completely unprepared for it. Mr. T isn't on the show as his usual, relaxed, mundane self. He's on the show under the influence of more cocaine and speed than the entire sport of pro-wrestling and the music industry combined. Seriously - I haven't seen an outburst of energy like this since my old dog's tail caught on fire.
T is non-stop .
Mr. T, without warning, will get up and start dancing like a frigging maniac at the drop of a hat, prompting Conan to join in by dancing on his desk. Let's put it this way. The interview is nine minutes long. At four points during the interview, Mr. T gets out of his chair and starts dancing. So about every 120 seconds, prepare yourself for an intepretive dance like the world has never seen.