Internet retailing and Home Shopping channels have diminished Santa's market share, and the North Pole could not sit idly by and permit further erosion of the profit picture. Reindeer downsizing was made possible through the purchase of a late model Japanese electronic sled for the CEOs annual trip. Improved productivity from Dasher and Dancer, who summered at the Harvard Business School, is anticipated and should take up the slack with no discernible loss of service. Reduction in reindeer will also lessen airborne environmental emissions, for which the North Pole has been cited and received unfavorable press. I am pleased to inform you and yours that Rudolph's role will not be disturbed.
Tradition still counts for something at the North Pole.
Management denies, in the strongest possible language, the earlier leak that Rudolph's nose got that way not from the cold, but from substance abuse. As a further restructuring, todayAEs global challenges require the North Pole to continue to look for better, more competitive steps. It will be replaced by a plastic hanging plant, providing considerable savings in maintenance. The two turtledoves represent a redundancy that is not cost effective. In addition, their romance during working hours could not be condoned.