But I am not a size 11. I am a size 10. And the food. For some reason, I thought about 20 pounds of hummous would be perfect for 100 people. I figured that was about five pounds apiece.
Somebody light a match.
Thankfully, some dear friends set me straight. Then there was the bachelorette party which involved grilling and copious amounts of Tequila Rose. I think I've finally figured out that two shots of Tequila Rose is very good, but three is very bad. It made me give my tiara away to a slight homosexual man with a shaved head. After talking to him, I found it troubling that a gay man had never worn a tiara before.