Things are more like today than they have ever been before. Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for. Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler. Friends may come and friends may go, but enemies accumulate. I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.
Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.
All things being equal, fat people use more soap. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame. One seventh of your life is spent on Monday. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious. There is always one more imbecile than you had counted on.