They hang license plates in garages, they watch TV in garages, and they build useless lopsided benches in garages. Every actress in the history of movies has had to do a nude scene. This is because every movie in the history of movies has been produced by a man. The only actor who has ever appeared nude in the movies is Richard Gere. This is another reason why men hate him.
Women look nice when they wear jewelry.
A man can get away with wearing one ring and that's it. Simply put, men can always find their way around stadiums and arenas. The women usually end up following men. When a woman says she'll be ready to go out in five more minutes, she's using the same meaning of time as when a man says the football game's just got five minutes left. Neither of them is counting time outs, commercials, or replays.