Ok, boys let me explain a few things to you. Let me tell you a few things you should know before entering a strip club.
Women pay close attention.
As far as you are concerned once they have entered the breast zone, they have never heard your name. You are not cute, handsome, funny or remotely attractive. Do not sit at the stage and think that you will get a free show. Dollar bills had better be stacked in front of you and we have carte blanche to help ourselves to as many as we want. If you do not have money sitting in front of you, you will be ignored.