But I pressed on and as I made my way passed the breakers a strange calm came over me. I tell ya he was ten stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence he gave out a big bellow. And then as I watched him struggling I realized something was obstructing his breathing. Then from out of nowhere a huge title wave lifted me like a quark and I found myself on top of him face to face with the blow-hole.
Sex is like joining a private club.
I'll be the same me tomorrow, but suddenly, the no trespassing sign will be gone. It's like I'm Neil Armstrong. I turn around for a sip of Tang and you jump out first. It all became very clear to me sitting out there today, that every decision I've ever made, in my entire life, has been wrong. My life is the complete opposite of everything I want it to be.