They get the nice chairs and red carpet. The average number of items in a typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items. Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when Women aren't looking, men kick cats.
Women love to talk on the phone.
A Woman can visit her girlfriend for 2 weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for 3 hours. Women will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, or get the mail. Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting lost using a shortcut. PMS stands for Permissible Man-Slaughter. PMS also stands for Preposterous Mood Swings and Punish My Spouse.