I could never eat twelve pieces. Psychiatrists say that one in four people are mentally ill. Check three friends. If they're OK, you're it. Sex is not the answer.
Sex is the question.
Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad cheque. The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where you left them to where you can't find them.