If you women knew what we were thinking, you'd never stop slapping us. Men are like animals, but they make great pets. A man is one who loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. When you take away what a man is born with, and what his mother made him all you would have is an ego. No crime and lots of happy fat women.
Women have two weapons - cosmetics and tears.
Women may be the only group that grows more radical with age. God made man before woman to give him time to think of an answer for her first question. Pictures and sound files are welcome, too. All jokes have been submitted by our users.