You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness or as good as drink. Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs.
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy. Adhere to the Schweinheitsgebot. Don't put anything in your beer that a pig wouldn't eat. If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose. All other nations are drinking Ray Charles beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow.