He asked those who were truly kings in their own castle to step to the left. The line of henpecked husbands stretched beyond the horizon, while only one man stood in the macho line. A man will pay two dollars for a one-dollar item he wants. A woman will pay one dollar for a two-dollar item she doesn't need. Men marry because they are tired.
Women marry because they are curious.
Both are disappointed. There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman before marriage and after marriage. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little.