Giving birth to a monster from another dimension is hard on a girl. Owls are kept nailed to porch railings. Birds eat souls. Pistols are more difficult to keep a hold on than a greased pig. Glass paperweights are the leading cause of house fires.
Women make great book rests.
15 mins - Wilbur, your monotone is driving me up the wall. 21 mins - Nancy is pretty darn hyper for having been drugged. 50 mins - I wouldn't open that door Elizabeth. An earlier race superior to man, and he believed they could be brought back. Bing flogged with rubber hands and snake heads is probably painful.