There's just too much fraternizing with the enemy. Now, don't be getting all upset here. There are so many humorous things that go around the internet concerning the battle of the sexes, and yes, I will post BOTH sides.
Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. Both of them. If the thing has been misplaced, I'll miss a whole show looking for it, though one time I was able to survive by holding a calculator. Because I'm a guy, when I lock my keys in the car I will fiddle with a wire clothes hanger and ignore your suggestions that we call a road service until long after hypothermia has set in. Oh, and when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at.