You know you're over the hill when the only whistles you get are from the tea kettle. Whenever I feel like cleaning, I lie down until the feeling goes away. 165 Chocolate - it's not just for breakfast anymore. If I had known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself. 168 Good men are like martians - you hear a lot about them, but you've never really seen one.
Women decide what's important.
173 School days are the happiest days of your life, provided of course, your kids are old enough to go. The kids were allergic to the cat, so we gave away the kids. 175 Give a man a fish and you can feed him for a day, teach a man to fish and you can get rid of him every weekend. 181 Deadline for all complaints was yesterday. 182 Organized people are just too lazy to look for things.