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Last night being April 1st, they decided that instead of running a piece from a few decades ago, it would be more interesting to go back a few millennia. A new bill introduced today would let the government regulate material found on papyrus. Legislators said paperspace, as it is known to so-called 'writers,' is becoming a haven for monotheists, con artists and worse hoping to prey on the young and gullible. A little bit later in this broadcast we will have some tips on how to shield your children from offensive and dangerous material found on the dangerous papyrus. I thought you'd get a kick out of that.