Rehab is for quitters. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. He who laughs last thinks slowest. A tax on people who are bad at math. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. Forget the Joneses, I keep us up with the Simpsons. Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot. I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.