The Queen despatched her Royal duties yesterday with great vigour, scattering 650 MP's back to their constituencies to seek fresh electoral mandates. She has hundreds of titles and at Election time she 'milks them good'. Under UK rules The Queen is allowed to shoot her subjects with a gun but she isn't allowed to hang them. People don't really like going to vote because something is always on tele but luckily a few people do manage to get to the polls.
Teachers always vote because they're on holiday.
There are some people though who wouldn't vote even if all of our TV's got sucked in to a Spaceship by Space Pirates. They are J ehova's Witness. That's of course because they had probably anticipated such a raid and hid a TV in a cupboard or something.