Everything they say. Everything they do. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking. When a man gives his opinion, he's a man. When a woman gives her opinions, she's a bitch.