Strom watches Vietnam War on television from hot tub in Wade Hampton Inn. Strom breaks down wrong door at Watergate Hotel. Sees psychiatrist's couch and startled Cubans, hastily departs. Man's losin' his mind, but you did'n' hear that from me. Strom succumbs to strain of decades of selfless service.
Thousands file past diamond-studded coffin.
Strom's testicles sealed in vat of Rebel Yell with mummified remains of six former South Carolina governors, the first, second, and third runners-up in the 2019 Teen Miss America pageant and a rottweiler. Retrocognitive citizens rejoice. Ken Gillespie is the last gainfully employed rat-catcher in Greenville.