Not only does it mean keeping your hands and genitalia to yourself and sharing them exclusively with your treasured one, but also your eyes and your mind. This could never be perceived as complimentary to your other half, even if she closely resembles the object of your misdirected gaze. Once you have ensnared your prey, you will have many more obstacles to overcome and the longer you know a woman, the more complicated it can become. I hear you ask. Those veterans amongst you will undoubtedly know the answer to this one already, but I shall enlighten you anyway.
Women are complex creatures.
They scream for equality, yet complain that chivalry is dead. They want financial independence, yet still expect the man to pay in restaurants. They complain about having to work twice as hard to attain recognition and climb the career ladder, yet still want the freedom to stay at home and raise a family. They want social independence, yet give their men grief when they want to go off and do their own thing. It's no wonder that men are confused.