A last minute request for something clever for our school's booth at a job fair resulted in a terrific Top Ten List of Reasons to work at our school. After explaining, trying to explain, about Letterman's Top Ten I put a class of fourth grade students in groups to think of reasons, and a title for the list, a teacher would like working at our school. Top Ten Reasons YOU Want to be a Teacher at OUR School 10. Most of us are cooperative kids.
Teachers work at nice big desks.
We have good security. The cafeteria food is good food for cafeteria food . You can walk to the movie theater for a field trip. The secretaries are kind and loving. People bring little snacks for teachers only.