Camera still rotates around singer's head. Her voice is faint and in the background. Our complex system of ropes, pulleys and levers guarantees the most lifelike analysis you will ever receive. Cut to three-dimensional graph, still limp and flaccid. Pull back to technicians, their faces confused.
Several technicians glance over to another and glare.
Cut to three-dimensional graph, now pulsing and throbbing with powerful bursts of sound. Pull back to assembled nerds, flush with pride. It will change the way you think about television. Zoom to tight close-up of singer's face, contorted with agony as she squeezes the sound from her lips. Camera continues to rotate slowly around her.