If you miss something due to us talking to you, chances are you'll hear all about it in another 15 or so minutes, so relax. We appreciate your input on most issues, but our Soap Operas aren't one of them. We already know she's the evil one, and he's screwing around. We know you watch Baywatch for the fine acting skills of the actors and actresses. Even though you think Pamela Anderson is a babe, don't expect us to agree.
Women have a better sense of direction than men.
When lost, getting out and asking for directions is okay. Driving around aimlessly and swearing is not. Cut us some slack when we ask you questions about how sports are played and the rules. Help us understand these games better. Consider it your civic duty.