It is hard to starve with a woman who bakes. A woman who bakes can compensate for myriad detrimental evolutionary traits, such as narrow hips, an waistline that suggests infertility, and a brain that is too smart or too dumb for her prospective mate. Baking is tantamount to survival. Additionally, very few men have the moxie, time, or inclination to bake. Baking is a place that is solidly in the woman's world.
Women bake, lap dance, look pretty on game shows, heal, and mediate.
Men bust broncs, and philosophize. Just the way it is. Remind me never to bring you cupcakes lest you request a lap dance. The practice of eating sushi off of the body of a naked woman. There are no truths, only stories.