About 10 percent of all males carry the erect penis tightly set against the belly. In 70 percent of men, the hard-on is either horizontal or curved slightly upward. In most men, the erection is a fairly linear affair, although it is not uncommon for the crank to bend slightly to the left or right. There are average penises, and there are huge wangs, and then there are the men for whom the disappearance of Checker cabs is a real problem. Honest girls, it's not contagious.
Size queens are gay men who fetishize large dorks.
Their traditional response to a penis under 6 inches in length is to tell you they're sorry to hear about your deformity. A quarter of all men are exactly 6 inches in length, while half the remaining are larger and half smaller. Fewer than 2 percent of all American pricks are longer than 8 inches. Its circumference averages 3.78 when limp, 4.96 when erect. On the average, white men in college have longer dicks than their non-college counterparts have.