In a way, it's a glorious job. It's great, don't get me wrong, but we're talking the other side of the spectrum. Actually being in an emergency room, saving the lives of the innocent victims for a change instead hanging around searching for scum. Doctors have more nobility. All shapes and sizes.
Women are always better off when left to their own mechanical devices.
I'm sure you know what I mean. You know it's amazing how much pleasure two people can give each other and on a Wednesday night. What a unique device, the human tush. Designed to support our weight for a lifetime of sitting it also has the subtlety to do the samba. And when attached to certain members of the female species at a time when light summer dresses are worn can cause some of us to drive our cars straight up a lamppost.