They have reduced our beloved mother tongue to an unspeakable gracelessness that nature surely never imagined nor intended. And this egregious abuse has so far gone unchecked by government, by our largest corporations, even by our most vigilant Institutions of Higher Learning. Imagine our embarrassment when, after setting out to call attention to this deplorable state of affairs, we found ourselves doing exactly the same thing. E ver the pragmatists, however, we have come to accept the fact that this steady fare of drool and drivel is precisely what appeals to the baser appetites of our steadily growing if largely decorticated audience. Opportunistically speaking, we feel that our flexibility in this regard is currently unrivaled elsewhere in CyberSpace, and that therein lies our formula for assured success in electronic publishing.
Some people like to go on and on about how stupid everybody is.
Everybody except themselves, of course. It has to make you wonder what happened to these folks to get their nighties into such a tangled knot. For each of the situations listed below, you just know there are cagey strategists behind the scenes, pulling wires and orchestrating outcomes. None of this is coming about by accident or by default. Nobody's that dense.