Just because they're pro-life doesn't mean they're stiff, virginal types. We have some really hot women in our club who definitely sleep around. Sometimes, I just introduce myself as the State Committeeman. That's an elected office. I worked hard to get all those people to vote for me.
Women seem to like that.
Another young GOPer joins us and explains that his opening line is more counterintuitive. It's a good opener because she thinks I'm kidding, even though I really believe that. But by the time she finds out, I've had my fun. I'll get married and be faithful to my wife and family values will be a wonderful nucleus of my life some day, but not now. I'm getting too much pussy.