E-mail a friend about this Wall Poster. Notify me when more ' Murphy's Laws on Sex ' related items are added. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings. Nothing improves with age. No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.
Sex has no calories.
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