He did know. Well, Nukes scared, 'cause his eyelids are jammed and his old man's here. We're dealing with a lot of shit. Let's get two. Don't try to strike everybody out.
Strikeouts are boring, and besides that they're fascist.
Throw some ground balls. They're more democratic. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a Constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.