Now he just ignores me and keeps typing. He's an East German Shepherd. I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles.
Some people are afraid of heights.
Not me, I'm afraid of widths. I spilled spot remover on my dog. He's gone now. Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line.