I can be pleasantly plump, forgetful, or old. I say hogwash. I'm not a character acting at the whim of an author in search of a contract. I exist, as is, in this time, this space. I come with my own identity, my own energy.
Time is short.
Let's move on. I slipped my feet back into my loafers. And she hadn't even sat down, yet. That'll be a hundred an hour plus expenses. Double my normal rate, but, hey, you dress flashy, you pay the price.