This device might change the tables in the Kitchen Cold War my wife and I have going. I will reign supreme. I know it's a cheap piece of crap but chopping vegetables is a chore I really don't like. I can do without. In my mind cooking should happen like those TV chefs.
Small glass bowls with piles of spices and herbs next to baskets of bread and meats.
My ego tells me this little Veggie Chopper will get me closer to my dream. My heart almost stops as I try to hold my gasps of disbelief. There really is nothing that prepares you for this kind of incident. A mid-Shoppi ng Break Up in Boot World. I slink away, around the display racks and find my wife pressed against the Dr. Martens, eyes wide, mouth open, eaves dropping on the insane couple.