She's like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run for the border. She's so ugly they used to put a pot roast in her lap so the dog would play with her. Must have been a long and lonely journey. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just gargled.
Some folks are so dumb, they have to be watered twice a week.
Some people are has-beens. You are a never-was. Some people don't hesitate to speak their minds because they have nothing to lose. Talk is cheap, but so are you. The inbreeding is certainly obvious in your family.