There will be no more accusations of geese flying over head or elephants under the couch. We must clear the air on this matter. Enforcing this law will not be as difficult as it may seem. DNA Air Monitors will be installed in all public buildings. In all other cases the transgressor will be found out by a general accusation and the smile test.
Violators always smile when confronted.
Punishment of this law may include any combination of the following. The minimum penalty for all crimes of the sphincter will include sucking the big toe of all people around you at the time of the crime and getting slugged. Owners of canine offenders will be punished to the full extent of the law, because dog farts are the worst. For obvious reasons there are exemptions to this law. Infamous in Utah for its aroma and water quality.