Increased pumping, they are sure, will dry up the problem. On the world scene, seal hunters in Canada are complaining that Viagra is putting then out of business. Powdered male seal genitalia has long been considered an aphrodisiac in China but the advent of Viagra has left sealers with large supplies of their product, and no market. Animal rights activists, who have concentrated on the seal situation for decades, may finally have been upstaged by a little blue pill and open trade with China. And, finally, if you didn't set your clock ahead one hour at 2 a.m. today, you are now an hour late for wherever you were supposed to be.
Today marks the start of daylight savings time.
And if you'll check the date on today's newspaper you will understand the origin of most of today's column. I'll leave it up to you to decide, but at least two of the items reported above, however, are true. Or my name isn't Howard Troxler. St. Petersburg Times.