But, instead of leaving early to go home and hurl, why not tell all your friends these Fun Fish Facts. Fish live in water. Fish actually breathe water, like Aquaman. Fish can swim from as soon as they're born. Fish eat other fish, except for the vegetarian fish.
Sardines naturally grow in tins.
The way the lid cuts you is part of their natural defence mechanism. Oysters aren't fish, but live in the sea, and taste a bit like swallowing your own phlegm. If every fish in the world was called Eric, there'd be no way to tell them apart. We don't understand fish language, so they might actually all be called Eric, for all we know. Some people think fish are a higher intelligence.