Ok, when you see Mrs. Butterworth on tv, she's always moving around and talking, but when you actually buy the stuff, it's just a regular glass bottle. No hold on, I want to hear what a common person like yourself thinks of this. The power source was the hardest part, but I figured out how to run it off of the electrolytes naturally found in maple syrup. You'd be surprised how powerful Mrs. Butterworths is. Oddly enough, she cut me off instead of transferring my call.
Some people have no sense of humor.
I had hours of entertainment playing these games, and it only backfired once. Unfortunately, a posse of Mormon missionaries delivers this free bible to you at your home, and tries to convert you in the process. Then again, even being besieged by Mormons sounds preferable to anything SSAC has had to offer lately.