Students across the nation are sharpening their number 2 pencils in preparation for their annual bubble tests. But this year students in Huntsville, Alabama have banded together and vowed not to take the tests claiming they are unconstitutional. These tests expose a kids inability to read and write.
Students plan to hold a series of 'sit down' protests during testing week.
They have stocked up for the protests and have purchased large quantities of Doritos and Pepsi. One student plans to bring a portable generator, T.V. and DSS satellite dish so that the protesters can pass the time watching music videos and soap operas. That shows you how busy I've been lately. School administrators refused to comment on the protests. However, one educator who teaches classes on self-esteem, civil disobedience and proper condom application has promised to give extra credit points to students who participate.