TravelWorld features weekly trips to Graceland and Branson. Houses don't have curtains, but vans do. Dead huntin' dogs get tombstones. People hang Winston Cup posters in their living rooms. Everyone seems to be having a yard sale 365 days a year.
Women buy high heels with steel toes.
When you run out of chewing tobacco, you run over to mom's house. Junkyards around the country come to Wilkes-Barre yard sales for spare parts. People drive all the way to Hazleton to save money on a carton of cigarettes. The pink flamingo in the front yard has buckshot holes in it. The arena needs a special stand for selling fried possum burgers.