What a Nancy boy. When I suggested some time ago that the election should be settled by a drinking contest, I didn't really expect our politicians to embrace the concept of out-thugging each other quite as promptly as they have. The front page photo-opportunity with Phoenix the Calf can't be far away. One thing still concerns me more than anything about the election. We're apparently going to let women vote again.
Women are irrational, emotional and unpredictable.
They can't read maps, drive cars or understand the offside rule. Plus, at any one time, a quarter of them are going to be stark raving bonkers and likely to start frothing at the mouth. It doesn't make sense. Look what happened last time. You know my views on this.