The only thing a man can do for eight hours is work. As you journey through life take a minute every now and then to give a thought for the other fellow. He could be plotting something. In the long run, we are all dead. I think therefore I am' is the statement of an intellectual who underrates toothaches.
Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
There are three side effects of acid. Enchanced long term memory, decreased short term memory, and I forget the third. Absolute power is kind of neat. Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog.