Do it yourself, paint a flag, don't just buy one. If you are really patriotic, you would take the time and effort to make one, or at least do more than just hang up a piece of fabric you went out and bought. The most ironic thing, is that on the highways i frequently travel on, i see people with those flags on their antennas. The irony here, is that these people are speeding, and breaking the laws of the country they claim to support and hold so dear. Hope you all have a good weekend, and for those of you who haven't seen it, here's a link that'll make you laugh your ass off.
Terrorism is a problem that can only be solved by nuclear war.
Dog waste on the sidewalks is a problem that can only be solved by increasing airport security. Airport security is a problem that can be solved only by legalizing sodamy. Hate crimes can only be stopped if accordion music is outlawed. I figured a few numbers and found some pretty extraordinary results. That's twelve thousand lives immediately and directly pulled to a screeching halt.