Here's another issue to get you through the early weeks of the new year.
Winter's here, it seems, to stay for quite some time.
But, there are rumors that Springtime is just 'round the bend. Wear extra layers, and keep some hot chocolate on hand. Needless to say, football and skiing do not mix. Nor, for that matter, did the rapist's head mix with a tree. This incident is most certainly worthy of a Darwin Award.