He drives nice cars, and is getting better at keeping the shiny side of them up. He's good with bears and wolves, but faced a steep learning curve with sharks. He never met a boat he couldn't sink. He gets strange looks when he tries to call in to get a mooring for the night.
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He also made this web site. He authored the best seller Slacker Jon's Guide to Faking Your Way Through College, and learned to sail as a boy with his family .