And best of all, there were no boyfriends. Not that we have anything against boyfriends. Or girlfriends for that matter. One of us is one. We just feel that this holiday, along with the emphasis placed on relationships in this country, has gotten out of hand.
Somebody has to put a stop to it.
And it's going to be us. Most of us have had the experience of being single on Valentine's Day. Some of us have had this experience multiple times. Not that we're bitter. In our minds, it is obvious that Valentine's Day, to make a long story short, sucks.