Male menopause - you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened. Men would like monogamy better if it sounded less like monotony. All men would still really like to own a train set.
Women love to shop.
It is the one area of the world where they feel like they're actually in control. Women especially love a bargain. Anything on sale is fair game. Women never have anything to wear. Women need to cry.