In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss. Next day he received a hundred letters. A perfect wife is one who helps the husband with the dishes. Asked the friend.
Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. My wife and I were happy for 20 years - then we met. By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.