Both shed their hair all over the house. Neither will wash or polish the car. DOGS Women rarely pee on your car's wheels. Women can cook. Women don't normally drag their butt along the ground whilst you're talking to friends.
Women generally smell better.
Women don't dig holes in your new lawn. Women rarely hump your leg in public. Women don't chew on your shoes. Women are allowed in most restaurants. Women can let themselves out when they need a pee at 2am.