One of the many Russian imigrants to reach the shores of America, continued on in the tradition of his homeland. At the age of 96, he was suddenly rushed to the emergency room of the hospital. Feeling weaken and ill, the doctors monitored his condition and finally anounced to him that he had water on his chest. They all have phones. Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.