This movie was directed by Stephen Kay, who wrote that masterpiece of literary esteem, The Mod Squad . Strike number one. The best performance in the movie is delivered by Rachael Leigh Cook. Strike number two. Strike number three.
Someone better check the cinematographer into a hospital, pronto.
If only the moviegoer had the same luxury. I really don't feel like writing much more. I'm getting nauseous just remembering the trauma Jack Fucking Carter and his stupid search for his brother's killer put me through. Normally I put my ratings table right here. This movie doesn't deserve to have five, four, three, or even two stars anywhere on the same page.