USA Sleeping disorders affect about five percent of the American population. I am included in that five percent. It is for this reason that I now turn my attention to the task of remedying a very specific type of sleeping disorder.
Some people lose vast amounts of sleep due to stress.
Some have insomnia because they have done something as innocent as switching to a quieter wristwatch. There are some individuals who have not realized that they simply need a larger bed in order to sleep better. For others, the problem is far more serious. Some people, like me, cannot get enough rest because there are clowns in our rooms that try to eat us in our sleep. It is my mission to provide some specific instructions on how to get a good nights rest despite the presence of those cannibal clowns.