Women think he is a mean, semi-dorky guy who always has a bad haircut. Men take photography very seriously. Women purchase Kodak Instamatics, and often produce better-looking shots. Men love to talk about politics, but they often forget to do political things such as voting. Women are very happy that another generation of Kennedys is growing up and getting into politics, because they will be able to campaign for them and cry on election night.
Women do laundry every couple of days.
A man will wear every article of clothing he owns, including his surgical pants that were hip about eight years ago, before he will do his laundry. When he is finally out of clothes, he will wear a dirty sweatshirt inside out, rent a U-Haul and take his mountain of clothes to the laundromat, and expect to meet a beautiful woman while he is there. Men try and change the subject. Female cheerleaders are cute, sexy, fresh, and all-American. Male cheerleaders are scary.