If it doesn t move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn t, use duct tape. Insanity is my only means of relaxation. One of life s mysteries is how a two-pound box of candy can make you gain five pounds. God put me on earth to accomplish a certain number of things.
Time is a great healer, but it is also a lousy beautician.
When you make a mistake, make amends immediately. It s easier to eat crow when it s still warm. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don t. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world. It is estimated that between 400 and 500 bills are still in existence.