They don't necessarily have major significant meaning in my life, but at one time or another I have smiled while reading them. Having children makes you no more of a parent than having a piano at home makes you a pianist. There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, learning from failure. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
Useless laws weaken the necessary laws.
Genius is a fire. Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is so he can tell when he's in trouble.