I have now received a verbal warning in respect of the previous text accompanying this picture, from the XYL of The Great Retailer. Here's a man not to be trifled with. Once he fixes those deep brown eyes on you all, resistance vanishes. You only want what he wants, and what he wants is to hear the erotic rustle of the dosh leaving your back pocket. He has other gifts, like the ability to root you to the spot and make your fingers and arms work by remote control.
Self protection comes first.
This item is known as the customer educator. Anyone taking undue time to make a purchase decision is introduced to it in the gentlest possible way.