To all virgins thanks for nothing. I've just lost my virginity. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be. I like sadism, necrophilia and bestiality. Heteros go homo.
Some girls shrink from sex.
Say it with flowers. Give her a Triffid. But for Venetian blinds, it would be curtains for us all. Good job Dr. Spooner never knew about Friar Tuck and his cunning stunts. When Max Factor.