You, my friend, have wasted a good many cyber trees typing up that reiteration of practically everything our purple friend had to say previously. After I finished reading your review I realized that I had just wasted an entire minute of my short life, and if you think I'm going to let you get away with that you are sorely mistaken. With the omniscent crank as my witness I will hunt you down like a mongrel and suck that minute of life out of your beating heart with a vacuum cleaner.
Time is a precious commodity.
Nobody steals time from me.