Upon receiving press release, IHOP begins construction of new restaurant directly across the street. Mahendra Shah takes first vacation since founding company, breaks his arm on first day playing racquetball. Still manages to win match. After one year test scores are up, drug use and violence are down, and the soccer team goes undefeated.
Science reveals grass truly is greener on the other side.
In the press, joint venture partnership is regarded as greatest pairing since Abbott and Costello. NFL fans throughout the world rejoice. Skies are immediately declared safer, drop in airline terrorism reported, and better food available in coach instantaneously. Cajun spends next several hours listening to Freon slowly escape, silently sobbing. Property value of building immediately sky rockets.