Yes, we know where Sandra Bullock lives. No, we are not telling you. The crack in the Capitol floor was not put there by a fallen maintenance worker. That's not humidity, that's just heat. If Guy Forsyth or Bob Schneider hits on you, you are not special.
White bread counts as a vegetable side.
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