He could not sit idly by and permit further erosion of the profit picture. The reindeer downsizing was made possible through the purchase of a late model Japanese sled for the CEO's annual trip. Improved productivity from Dasher and Dancer, who summered at the Harvard Business School, is anticipated. Reduction in reindeer will also lessen airborne environmental emissions for which the North Pole has received unfavorable press. I am pleased to inform you that Rudolph's role will not be disturbed.
Tradition still counts for something at the North Pole.
Management denies, in the strongest possible language, the earlier leak that Rudolph's nose got that way, not from the cold, but from substance abuse. As a further restructuring, today's global challenges require the North Pole to continue to look for better, more competitive steps. In addition, their romance during working hours could not be condoned. Maintaining a portfolio based on one commodity could have negative implications for institutional investors. It has long been felt that the production rate of one egg per goose per day is an example of the decline in productivity.