Love your enemies, they will go crazy trying to figure out what you are up to. Some are wise, some are otherwise. Sometimes the majority means, the fools are all on one side. The best way to get ahead is to use the one you've got The best way to save face is to keep the lower part shut. Don't look at me in that tone of voice.
War never decides who is right, only who is left.
We are the people our parents warned us about. Money won't buy happiness, but it makes misery more bearable. Never take a tip from a loser. When all else fails read the instructions. If it looks like a duck, sounds like a duck, and acts like a duck, it's probably a duck.