I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. He used to live in whales for a while. My favorite Groucho quote came from YBYL, when he had a housewife on who said she had seven children. Women should be obscene and not heard.
Time wounds all heels.
She reminds me of you. Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife. As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife. I've been around so long I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin. I'm going to Iowa for an award.