Wanted for an assortment of crimes against humanity. Approach with caution. You raise them from innocent little bundles of fur. This occurs mainly on stairways and other dangerous intersections. Pack order is thrown to the wind as bodies careen recklessly toward their goal.
Used tissues are the most highly prized.
Tristan was an underwear thief. Early in the morning, while it was still dark, he would dash past Papa and into the great outdoors with a pair of panties or jockey shorts in his mouth. All was well for months, until our neighbor mentioned the underwear collection spread on the ground behind our garage. Indecent Exposure Those of you with boydogs know what I mean. When she sees a man who strikes her fancy, she prances over and throws herself at his feet - belly up.