Pork, the Ottoman Empire, Total Sports Publishing, Kellogg's, Proctor and Gamble, Oprah Winfrey, the Australian Broadcasting Company, the City of New York, Bananas in Pajamas, the Lollipop Dragon Appreciation Society, Shady Lawn Cemetery, Radio Shack, Thom McAn, the Phoenix Coyotes, NASA, Tom's Diner, the Field of Dreams, the Westland, Michigan Chamber of Commerce, Steve Garvey, Apple Corps, Ltd., Vladimir's Universe, Time Warner AOL or many, many other entities. Please allow six to eight weeks for delivery. Package is sold by weight, not by volume. Flag pole in centre field is in play. No user-servicable parts inside.
Supplies are limited.
Offer expires at midnight tonight. This is only a test.