Stay tuned for more details. We were unable to speak for minutes. I was to use a lot of facial expression indicating how hard I was trying. The sleek, black, plastic contraption contains a computer chip that makes a fart sound triggered by a small remote control, so that pranksters can activate it from the next room. The Fart Machine was invented by Florida textile manufacturer Fred Jarow about ten years ago.
Shorter ones are much more realistic.
His own favorite prank, Jarow confessed, was to hide one of his Fart Machines in a Thanksgiving turkey and then hit the remote just as the host begins carving. One of the joys of literature is the annual Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest, sponsored by San Jose University in California, in which contestants try to write the most outrageous opening sentences for what would surely be horrible novels. It's weird when pregnant women feel the baby kicking. They say, 'Oh my God. I always feel awkward reaching over there.