When people see her, they run for the border. She's so ugly they used to put a pot roast in her lap so the dog would play with her. Must have been a long and lonely journey. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just gargled. Some folks are so dumb, they have to be watered twice a week.
Some people are has-beens.
You are a never-was. Some people don't hesitate to speak their minds because they have nothing to lose. Talk is cheap, but so are you. The inbreeding is certainly obvious in your family. The only thing he brought to this job was his car.