No seminars on the Third Way. Alas, none of these punishments quite fits. Under this punishment, the sex life of this adolescent President of the United States is unveiled for all to see and hear. Millions of Americans get to find out just what sort of kinky activities the President acts out, in lurid detail. Commentators and congressmen rake over the sordid particulars.
Talk shows echo the subject, month after tortuous month.
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