If Socrates is a philosopher, then someone is a philosopher. Someone loves someone. Everyone loves someone. No human is taller than himself. Someone gives everyone something.
Someone gives someone everything.
No one is more fun than Aristotle. No lawyer is smarter than some cat. Every woman is stronger than some man. If Frege is smarter than Venn and Venn is smarter than Russell, then Frege is smarter than Russell. Something causes everything.