Be glad that you are able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 10 sodas and still feel this way. Something is definitely amiss. Last night has wreaked havoc on your bowels and even though you have a nice demeanor about the office, you are costing your employer valuable money because all you really can handle is surfing the internet for porn and writing stupid e-mails.
Stomach feels crappy.
You are definitely a space shot and so not productive. Your head is throbbing and you can't speak too quickly or else you might puke. Your boss has already lambasted you for being late and has given you a lecture for wreaking of booze. The clock to strike 6pm. The entire appetizer list from TGIFridays 3.