Spring brings thoughts of summer vacations away from the travails of everyday life.
But as every Patriot knows, some vacations can be a nightmare when chitterboxes come calling. Now comes word that skwerlhuggin' lackeys on England's Isle of Wight have made that destination one of the most dangerous in the world. Up until recently, skwerlien forces had been losing ground thanks to the courageous efforts of drivers on the island. However, local Anti-Squirrel Coalition sources tell us that the Wight Squirrel Project, a front for Squirrel Enforcement Army activity on the island, succeeded in implementing a plan to stretch rope high above and across roadways to give the aboreal rodents free run of the island without fear of being squashed on the tarmac below. Reports indicate that there was a substantial drop in the number of bushytails flattened by motorists in the past year.