For I am Xander, King of Cretins. May all lesser cretins bow before me. Oh, c'mon, you can tell us. Well, I guess that makes it official. Everybody's paired off.
Vampires get dates.
Hell, even the school librarian sees more action than me. I laugh in the face of danger, and then I hide until it goes away. That's just tough guy talk. Strutting around with your friends over a pint of blood. The truth is, I like this world.