Today, call a lawyer. . Today, you need a PhD in remote control programming. Just row down the river of life to the Twelve Rules of Life in the 90's below, and you just might make it. . D o unto others before they do unto you. A penny saved is Ridiculous.
T wo can live as cheaply as one for half as long.
D on't spend your gross salary. W hat the large print giveth, the small print taketh away. Y ou ' ve never been as sick as just before you stop breathing. Well, there ya have it. I just hope nobody takes these too seriously but you never know.