Potty training isn't going well, and her master, Lorie Hazen, is glued to eBay, the online auction site, again. It's owned by Hazen, who likes to call herself Princess Glitz. As One Life to Live blares from the TV set behind the counter, Hazen tells me that three years ago she was computerphobic. But a friend told her about eBay and suggested that she hire a high school kid to get set up. Glitz estimates that in a year her online auctions will do more than the store.
Someone remarks that it's pretty ugly.
Honey, it's one of the ugliest things in the history of the world. But they went crazy on eBay for them. I bought 50 of them, and we were shipping poodles for a month. Buy ugly first because it sells first. It is the truth I live by.