But judging by the sheer quantity of ugliness assaulting me day in and day out, random mutation ain't batting too good. If they aren't all random, that means ugliness is propagating itself. If this is true, where is it coming from. The answer came to me one day while watching Jerry Springer. Ugliness breeds in cesspools.
Ugly people have sex with each other.
I hope the third theory is not true, if it is god help us. This brings up the question, if ugly people are reproducing, is the ugliness being concentrated. If this is true, evolution has majorly screwed itself in the ass. Hell, we could be headed for a split in the species. Reminds me of the Time Machine , you know with the twisted Orlocks living underground, emerging only to feast on the beautiful.