Her discharges were colored a sickly silver, with the gloppy consistency of herring sauce. The smells which emerged from between her bloated, floppy legs ranged from rotted onion to burnt crab to odors which were so fetid, I must force myself to stop thinking of them lest I scream. I'm a man who sees a problem with America.a man who wants to fix it. Only far too many of them. Our streets are littered with good girlshonest girlswalking around smelling like octopi.
Vaginal odor ruins romance and fosters much distrust between the sexes.
Few things dampen an amorous male's affection more than the rank, odiferous stench of a woman who has degraded herself through poor hygienic practices. Many bright, well-meaning maidens have seen their love lives dashed to pieces because their genitals' pungency suggested unhealthful habits and debauchery. Sure, but first they must be scrubbed. And schooled in methods of blunting their natural offensiveness. But I don't want anyone to get the wrong idea.