Come on in and get fed up. Some Merchants in town posted inspirational messages in front of their stores. After several months I grew tired of the same sign. Ring bell for maid service. I clean house every other day.
Today is the other day.
I came, I saw, I decided to order take out. Although you'll find our house a mess, Come in, sit down, converse. A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.