Get enough food to eat, and eat it. Find a place to sleep where it is quiet, and sleep there. Reduce intellectual and emotional noise until you arrive at the silence of yourself, and listen to yourself. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather, not kicking and screaming like the passengers on his bus. Never trust a tall midget, he's lying about something.
Sex is like pizza.
When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good. Come on in, my day was ruined anyway. If you think I'm strange, you should see my parents. Women who seek to equal men lack ambition.