Found responsible for making rude hand shadows during sex-ed film in 6th grade. Annoying facial tics. Personally oversaw selling of arms to an enemy state, then tried to cover it up. Here's hoping new Chief of Staff John Podesta is getting paid per denial. Salman Rushdie is celebrating his freedom by hanging out at remote locations without crowds, like Bill Clinton support rallies.
Scientists report the ozone hole over the Antarctica is getting bigger.
Bad news for the penguin population. The nearest outlet for sunscreen is 1,800 miles away. Mike Tyson's psychiatric report call him a people person. But enough about his appetite. More and more companies are allowing their employees to take naps.