Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. If I had known that I was going to live this long I would have taken better care of myself. The two hardest things to handle in life are failure and success. Better that a girl have beauty than brains because boys see better than they think. After all is said and done, more is said than done.
Sex is dirty only when it' s done right.
Life does not begin at the moment of conception or the moment of birth. It begins when the kids leave home and the dog dies. Beware of the man who does not drink. Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them. Never get into fights with ugly people because they have nothing to lose.