Luckily I made it past their yard, which they were not allowed to leave. It was a close call, but I made it. Thus was my interaction with girls until many years later, when my growing likeness for them was contradicted by the evil that I knew they were capable of. Eventually my libido overcame my intellect, and I began my pursuit of these strange creatures. In the years following I have come to several new conclusions.
Women go to the bathroom together in order to report back to the mothership.
Let me elaborate on my observations. Observations A and B tie into each other. My belief is that many, many years ago, the earth was like The Planet of the Apes. There were a bunch of monkeys living peacefully together in a society. Suddenly, this group of aliens lands, and they realize that male monkeys will make the perfect slaves and scapegoats for their problems.