I love her too much. Three shots ring out, and then there's the sound of scuffling and fighting. The director runs into the room and sees the wife dead on the floor. I had to choke her to death. Real women don't have hot flashes, they have power surges.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill.
The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy. Submitted by Captain Anonymous USS Enterprise Following are actual statements found on insurance forms where car drivers attempt to summarize the details of an accident in the fewest words possible. These instances of faulty writing serve to confirm that even incompetent writing may be highly entertaining. 1.Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have. 2.The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intentions.