And I'm on the front page of every paper in the U.S. of A. Willie nodded and wondered if he could name Punxatawney Phil to his Board of Commissioners . Every time Willie pops out of his hole the SF Chronicle and Examiner shriek with excitement, all over the front page. He names his Commissioners and BANG they're talking about his suits. He talks baseball stadiums and BANG they're interviewing his haberdasher . This is a city built on currying big business, and we want to look like we're business.
Socialites donate their castoffs to the homeless.
Homeless people found wearing jeans will be deported to Modesto. The cast will be paid in food, with Charlotte herself donating the petit-fours and champagne. Thousands of homeless people have been recruited to meet sports fans at BART stations, Muni stations, Cal Trans and more, where the homeless will happily carry sports fans piggy-back style to the new stadium. Unfortunately for the gays, this is all symbolic and doesn't give gays any more family civil rights.