But, surprise . . . And worse, the conspiracy buffs who thrived on Bell's show are now taking on the role of government cover-up artists. It's all a sickening display. Bell listened to their tales with unflinching sincerity, dismissing absolutely nothing as out of hand. Give Art a call.
Someone is here to listen.
Well, he used to be listening. Sounds pretty mysterious to us. In fact, it's just the kind of thing that any self-respecting government conspiracy enthusiast should have been able to solve in 12 hours flat. Hell, it wouldn't even support an entire episode. While his fans are surprised and a bit disoriented by Bell's disappearance, not one has come forward with a credible shred of evidence to solve the mystery.