There are no women who look good with mustaches. Women think he is a mean, semi-dorky guy who always has a bad haircut. Women purchase Kodak Instamatics. Of course women always end up taking better pictures. They exaggerate about money, they don't know football nearly as well as they think they do, and they fabricate stories about women.
Women talk about one thing in the locker room - sex.
And not in abstract terms either. They are extremely graphic and technical - and the never lie. A Man will wear every article of clothing he owns, including his surgical pants that were really hip about eight years ago, before he will do the laundry. When he is finally out of clothes, he will ware a dirty sweatsuit inside out, rent a U-Haul and take his mountain of dirty clothes to the Laundromat. Men always expect to meet beautoful women at the Laundromat, but this is only a myth perpetuatued by old rerus of Love American Style.