After it had tried to spend it through CompuServe but was unable to find anything worth purchasing in their mall system. Invades your system in places where no virus has gone before. It proceeds to fill up all the free space on your hard drive with new files, then blames it on one of the Congressional Virus'. Your PC makes frequent mistakes and comes in last in the reviews, but you still love it. Claims that if you don't send it a million dollars, it's programmer will take it back.
Screen goes black and mesmerizing displays appear on the monitor.
When it feels it has the user under control, sound board makes unusually noises sounding like a maniacal laughter then slurping, sucking sounds as the RAM, disk space and hard drive configurations slowly decrease. There is no scan that can detect it however, if caught early, exposing the CPU to sunlight will destroy it. Keeps taxing more and more of your computer resources while accomplishing less and less, meanwhile your computer becomes totally dependent on it. It takes over all your media so that the truth about what it's doing is obscured.