Solomon had 300 wives and 700 porcupines. The Jews had trouble throughout their history with the unsympathetic Gentiles. Noah's wife was Joan of Ark. Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol. Moses went to the top of Mt. Cyanide to get the 10 commandments.
Unleavened bread is bread made without ingredients.
Samson slayed the Philistines with the axe of the apostles. A Christian should have only one wife. That is called monotony. Paul preached holy acrimony, which is another name for marriage. Salome danced in seven veils in front of King Harrod's.