Since I've used all my sick days, I'm in dead. The queen doesn't cook. I can always tell a well-informed person, his views are the same as mine. If God had wanted me to touch my toes, He would have put them on my knees. The man who can smile when things go wrong has probably thought of someone he can blame it on.
Some people are so narrow-minded their ears rub together.
When life goes to pieces, try quilting. 198 Good friends are like fine quilts - they seem to age with you, yet they never lose their warmth. 199 Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things. When someone you love becomes a memory, the memory becomes a treasure. I'm not jogging for health reasons - my thighs rubbed together so much it caught my underwear on fire.