There was the lanky Russian migr turned redneck. I'm not that kind of boy. Gathering Dust Dear Gathering, You are hanging out in the wrong place, maybe in a sports bar with giant-screen TV and free stale popcorn with that yellow napalm topping, and so you have encountered a covey of aggressively needy women who need to throw themselves at men in order to distract them from the Bears game. Try a new location, like the Unitarian church. Not a redneck in the bunch.
Unitarian women are sexy but incredibly thoughtful and sensitive and also passionate about ethics.
They are not voluptuous because they often fast in protest of something or other, and when not fasting, they eat things made from tofu and exotic mushrooms. You will need to learn to folk dance and sit through lectures on American foreign policy by speakers from third world countries, but this is a small price to pay for happiness. If you can't find Unitarians, try Methodists. They're Unitarians trying to pass for Christian. Dear Mr. Blue, I'm a writer, just starting out, struggling, having a little success here and there, and I am plagued by temptations to plagiarize.