The van driver gabbed on his radio and I knew this wouldn't work either. So I'm convinced. This is it. What a course. There is a replica of an ocean hole, complete with crashing surf.
White tigers peer from the thick jungle on a par five.
Cocktail waitresses in skirts and halter tops serve drinks on every hole. How they keep the spawning salmon that swim up through the waterfall healthy is beyond me. It is all so natural. It is like it has always been here. Yeah, that's it.