A man in the house is worth two on the street. Virginity can be cured. When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself. The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand later.
Sex is dirty only if it's done right.
It is always the wrong time of the month. The best way to hold a man is in your arms. When the lights are out, all women are beautiful. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either. Sow your wild oats on Saturday night-Then on Sunday pray for crop failure.