General I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good either. My life has a superb cast, but I can't figure out the plot. A device invented to force business people to work at home, on vacation and on business trips.
Some people practice what they preach, others just practice preaching.
General A preacher dies and when he gets to heaven he sees a New York cab driver who has more crowns. He says to an angel, 'I don't get it. The Angel says, 'We reward results. The Angel says, 'Right. General Pride is what we have.