Man with big mouth beware of foot. Man who fart in church, sit in own pew. Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion. Shallow woman like man with short temper. Foolish man give wife grand piano.
Wise man give wife upright organ.
He who eat many prunes sit on can for many moons. Man with bitchy wife wake up with itchy trigger-finger. Man who sits on stool smells like shit. Man who go to sleep with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger. Man who play golf has dents in balls.