And now the weather. The weather is fine. The weather is good. It's 72 degrees outside and sunny with a 25 percent chance of afternoon showers. In England, though, the world's largest pizza topped with meatballs the size of softballs and pepperoni like Frisbees is cooked and then eaten.
Some famous skier dies in a tragic mountain biking accident in the south of France.
This is the news. Today a foreign terrorist takes WCRS News, Green Bay, Wisconsin, hostage. He presses a 45-caliber pistol to the empty head of Daryl Crawly and asks that certain individuals, certain foreign individuals who have been unjustly incarcerated in our American prisons, be released. This must be done within the hour or this man says he will blow out the back of Daryl Crawly's empty noggin. Daryl Crawly is understandably upset.