First of all make no mistake about it, the process is flawed with error and is impossible to administer when testing is mandatory much less voluntary. What Dutch Fork has done is make the testing a meaningless sham, which will do absolutely nothing toward addressing the real problem of teen-age drug use. What the Lexington District 5 Board is doing is a crock and they know it. It is fluff. He looks suspicious to me.
Somebody get that kid a cup.
Or why not just find the troublemakers and test them. We could have the Dutch Fork Principal dress up like Humphrey Bogart in Casablanca and tell the Assistant Principal to round up the usual suspects. Every bathroom at Dutch Fork could be equipped with one of those little windows like at the doctor s office. It would be great. Hey maybe even Johnson and Johnson Labs can now be a sponsor of the Silver Foxes.