Women cannot use a map without turning the map to correspond to the direction that they are heading. All women are overweight by definition, don' t argue with them about it. All women are overweight by definition, don't agree with them about it. Women want equal rights, but you rarely hear them clamoring to be let into the draft to cover the responsibilities that go with those rights. If a man ticks off a woman she will often respond by getting a fuzzy toilet cover which warms their rear, but makes it impossible for the lid to stay up thus it constantly gets peed on by the guys.
Women never check to see if the lid is up.
Women can get out of speeding tickets by pouting. This will get men arrested. Women don't really care about a sense of humor in a guy despite claims to the contrary.