About to retire, Glenn plans to write a book about his political career, in which he details what it has been like spending 24 years listening to his fellow Senators making speeches. Bubba's tribute answers the question of whether it is possible to re-martyr the honored dead. Many grave markers were seen to shudder as deceased gallants made an effort to rise up from their graves high enough to puke on Clinton's shoes. Meanwhile, historians claim there is more bondage being practiced in one week in Hollywood than in the entire South during the fifty years prior to The Civil War. This George Washington revelation followed hotly the White House propagation of the story, Thomas Jefferson was copulating with a slave named Sally Hemmings.
Slavery is, after all, the ultimate job security.
The White House believes if a sufficient number of aspersions are cast on past Presidents it will make Clinton's indiscretions and irregularities seem no worse than those of past Presidents. In fact, the White House is considering spreading the story, John Quincy Adams had a bent dork.