Even Gideons fear our filthy hotel rooms. It is 105 degrees in the shade during the summer. It is 15 degrees in the sun during the winter. Alcoholism is not an act of recreation but instead of desperation. We are a quick escape route for illegal aliens.
Students base their college selection upon which football team is winning.
Sex is so rampant that prostitutes are practically offering a service as worthless as bottled tap water. The minorities here realize everyone is an idiot so they become models of arrogance. Until of course southern-born presidents like George Bush vent their sexual frustrations by bombing small countries filled with brown Camel Jockies. Our fads and trends come from fads and trends which were popular 3 years ago on either coast. Many highschool kids act as if they are gangsters while having death-pale skin and living within walking distance of a cow field no matter what part of Oklahoma you live in.