A woman will buy a new outfit a week or so in advance. Then when she puts it on, her husband mentions he's never seen that particular outfit before. And they don't even provide a score sheet so the man can keep up. They're saying it's okay for the man to gain weight. If she does eat a slice of cake, she spends the next five weeks in high-impact aerobics classes working it off.
Women spend a small fortune adjusting their age.
A young girl will spend hours in front of a mirror applying makeup or fixing her hair in such a way to look older. As a woman gets older, she spends her time in front of the mirror applying makeup and fixing her hair trying to look younger. Some women go to Michael Jackson-extremes having cosmetic surgery to improve where they believe Mother Nature stopped. A woman can get one grey hair, and the world as they know it is coming to an end. Women will change hair color as often as their outfits to look different, younger, older, serious, mature, etc. etc. - whatever mood strikes them.