Your marriage is in trouble if the hubby throws a fit then urinates in the living room. People stay fresh longer in aluminum foil. Everyone keeps a hatchet in the kitchen. Never dress like a chicken around cannibals. Doctors use syringes as darts.
Vibrators make good gardening tools.
17 mins - Eating a canned dog food sandwich, yum. 50 mins - Goodness, he's making a sandwich out of that girl. I've never tasted anything like it. What a way to start a movie. All original content is 1998 - 2001 by its respective author, usually Andrew Borntreger.