To get between the bedroom and the kitchen. So they don't leave trails, like little snails. Because they can spell it. Because they forgot to take the tissues out of the box. So they know what day of the week it is.
Tits go in front.
The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees. Blow in her ear. Buy her another beer. They can't remember the number. She can't find the number 11 on the telephone buttons.