She probably did love him, y'know. I think, well, she's done alright out of it. It's you, the electorate, who I feel sorry for. You're being played for suckers who seemingly can't take interest in anything of importance without there being some sex-related payoff. By all means, have a damn good laugh at Clinton's expense, because it's about time you loosened up and ripped the piss out of your leaders.
Satire is a wonderful pressure valve, even if it never achieves anything.
But if you think he's unfit to govern, have a look at the cunts that are engineering all this. Too bonkers to be voted in under normal circumstances, they're trying to get in through the back door. So, enjoy this intrusion into the President's sex life while you can. Cos it'll be you next. Malcolm MacTavish disagrees with this column.