Walked around a bit more, then came back to the hotel. Watching a program called Catastrophe , which is a morbid Funniest Home Videos program with lots of riot footage and natural disasters. I'm a barber in a little Twin Peaks slash Northern Exposure town. The barber shop is this quaint wooden lodge with bear skin rugs and lots of wooden benches. Everyone in town decides to get a haircut today, so I'm busy as hell.
Woman takes the chair, seems pleasant enough.
I make a joke about never having cut a woman's hair before and she flips out. Starts swearing and thrashing about. She's strapped into the chair by big leather restraints. I loosen the belts and she flails out, banging into the glass countertop with the cash register on it. I struggle to hold her from behind.