Women always have 5 pounds to lose, but don't bring this up unless they really have 5 pounds to gain. Only Women understand the reason for 'guest towels' and the 'good china'. Women want equal rights, but you rarely hear them clamoring to be let into the draft to cover the responsibilities that go with those rights. All Women seek equality with men until it comes to sharing the closet, taking out the trash, and picking up the check. If a man ticks off a Woman she will often respond by getting a fuzzy toilet cover which warms their rear, but makes it impossible for the lid to stay up thus it constantly gets peed on by the guys.
Women never check to see if the lid is up.
They seem to prefer taking a flying butt leap towards the bowl and then chewing men out because they 'left the seat up' instead of taking 2 seconds and lowering it themselves. Women can get out of speeding tickets by pouting. This will get men arrested forcoming on to the Cop. Women don't really care about a sense of humor in a guy despite claims to the contrary. You don't see women trampling over Tom Cruise to get to Gilbert Gottfried.