A fifth of an inch of rain falls on the sheriff's back yard. A man's grandson awakes following a night's sleep on the floor. Six turkeys, after breakfast, decide to start an avian brawl. A kid shoots off a pellet gun. A borrowed car is returned.
Somebody is issued a warning for speeding.
A lady has a birthday. More accurately, these are some of the exact things that got onto the air the other day. Called in by Buddy at dawn every day except Sunday, this report airs three times daily and inevitably begins with a rambling discourse about the weather. By now, most everyone in both counties has some idea of what Harry looks like. On most days, he can be seen wearing sweat pants and flip-flops.