Kenny gets pink eye and turns into a zombie. Everyone else gets pink eye and turns into a zombie too except for Kile, Cartman, and Stan. Cartmen is sent to Ethiopia.
Turkeys try to kill humans.
Mr. Hankey the X-mas pooh comes. Saitan's son Damien attends South Park Elementary School. Cartman has a birthay party and gets mad when Stan doesn't get him the Yellow Mega Man. Saitan and Jesus are in a boxing match. Mr Garrison gets a nose job.