Consider yourself lucky. I'd have greeted you with a shot gun. You wouldn't have been able to think of romance for a month, let alone get up to it. So despite everything, we knew we had found the The Best Place. Too bad we had to spoil it for the back seat Romeos.
Spring is sprung.
The rumor is that theScotsman cloned the sheep to preserve the memory of his first love. A man who decides to clone himself should do it while he is young enough to see how he would have turned out if he had himself for a father.