Science sounds like blowing bubbles in a glass of milk. Do not hire an auctioneer to read off your countdown timer. Flower meters are standard equipment for scientific expeditions. Radiation will cause gold to transmute into a different chemical compound. The Tooth Fairy spends her vacations on the moon.
Women prefer wax paper over chocolate.
Opening Credits - I'm laying down the law right now. 15 mins - Everyone in this scene is pulling their weight, except for that shelf. 24 mins - My sides hurt. 35 mins - Good job, now run down those stairs. No more enchiladas and beer for her.