They never bitch or nag, but they have been known to whine. Every year all the oranges are given a sneak peak at the winners of the Nobel prizes, Grammys, Golden Globe and TV Guide awards. Of course, the Academy awards are run by friends of the apple mafia. They are like a little present. You unwrap them and eat the treat inside.
Spheres are cool.
They keep you regular. People in Japan pay a lot of money for them. You can hide drugs in them. Border guards never suspect the guy with an orange. Vitamin c prevents colds.