Women may not drive in a house coat. It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit. Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown. It is illegal to get a fish drunk. No one may catch fish with his bare hands.
State law prohibits anyone taking a bite out of another's hamburger.
It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church. Boogers may not be flicked into the wind. In Racine, it is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep. Butter substitutes are not allowed to be served in state prisons. It is illegal to sell peanut brittle on Sundays.