F ind puppy and take dirty sock from mouth. P lace puppy in pre-focused spot and return to camera. F orget about pre-focused spot and crawl after puppy on hands and knees. F ocus with one hand and fend off puppy with other hand. G et tissue and clean puppy's nose print from camera lens.
T ake flash cube from puppy's mouth and throw in trash.
P ut cat outside and put peroxide on the scratch on puppy's nose. P ut magazines back on coffee table. T ry to get puppy's attention by squeaking toy over your head. R eplace your glasses and check camera for damage. C all spouse to help clean up mess.