In dog years, I'm dead. I think that's how dogs spend their lives. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him.
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel.
True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. John S. Nichols Dog's have owners. Cat's have staff.