Sneak off to bed because the one who gets to bed first gets to fall asleep first. And the other one gets the Snore Serenade the whole rest of the night. I know it was my wife. You might think that it was your wife, but I know it was my wife who put that plaque up in the lounge. Why of course men work harder.
Women do it right the first time.
We both do some of the cleaning. But it is like we have two different sets of eyes, two different brains, two different definitions of what cleaning is. Pick up the newspapers. Pick up the shoes. Pick up the clothes.