For the person who's looking for a Conservative shul in DC for this weekend. I go to services at Fabrengen, which is an unaffiliated egaltarian chavurah. We meet in the GWU Hillel building, at the corner of 23rd st and H street. Services begin officially at about 10.15, but people tend to drift in a bit later. They usually wrap up by about 1.
Services are informal, friendly, mostly in Hebrew.
How traditional they are really depends on who's leading. A short torah reading is held in Hebrew, then the entire parshat is read in English, followed by a discussion. The Haftorah isn't read at all. I really like it. Oh, and this week is the Chavurah Institute, so a lot of people are going to be out of town.