Cereal makes a meal any time of the day. ATMs are the devil's advocate. Duct tape heals all wounds. Pro Wrestling is suddenly cool again. Keys have never been so important, yet you seem to lose them even more.
Showers become less important, sleep becomes more important.
You will eat anywhere that is a buffet. You realize college is the ideal lifestyle, except for those pesky classes. Procrastination is an art form. Jeans may be worn as many times as the wearer desires. The only time to dress up is when all your jeans are dirty.