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Some people mysteriously vanish and are never seen again.
Well honey, it happened like this. I thought I'd surprise you at work, but I mistyped your email address and got bounced to postmaster. The next thing I knew I was sitting in your bosses office. Dear sysadmin, my parents emailed my brother to me for a visit, but I accidentaly deleted him when I tried to uudecode him. Article content is the responsibility of the submittor.