A good Canadian television show. Figure out where exactly the united part comes in the United Nations 9. Fire all the bureaucrats and hire beautiful cats. Meet important people and tell them that they smell funny. Trade Stockwell Day and Jean Chretian for Fidel Castro.
Taxes are optional.
Go on television and crap myself in front of everyone. Party with Bill Clinton. Have lots of multicultural sex. Ask Mel Lastman if he's for real. Right handed people drive on the right, left handed people drive on the left.