Join me, my children. Flip from channel to channel, late at night. Search out the cheese. Join me in the quest to find the cheesy TV utopia. I don't know.
TV is evil.
Succumb to it with your eyes closed and you are as good as dead. Embrace it with a cynic's eye, and you may yet survive. This is just waaay too deep. Quinn'' and let my brain ooze out my toes.