The degree of subtlety used by a woman is inversely proportional to how attracted you are to her. A woman will confide in you that she slept with your best friend and that he treated her like dirt afterwards. A Woman will talk to you about a certain guy that they think is a real jerk, wondering what any Woman would see in him, and then ask you to set them up. Women will absolutely drive you crazy and seemingly make no sense. Women will confuse you and make you distraught.
Women are the most wonderful things in the entire world.
They are the most precious element that the world could ever know. Edited by Brad Templeton. ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. If you MUST reply to a rejection, include a description of your joke because there is 0 chance I will remember which one it was.