Women always have 5 pounds to lose, but don't bring this up unless they really have 5 pounds to gain. Only women understand the reason for 'guest towels' and the 'good china'. All women seek equality with men until it comes to sharing the closet, taking out the trash, and picking up the check. Women never check to see if the lid is up. They seem to prefer taking a flying butt leap towards the bowl and then chewing men out because they 'left the seat up' instead of taking two seconds and lowering it themselves.
Women can get out of speeding tickets by pouting.
This will get men arrested. Women don't really care about a sense of humor in a guy despite claims to the contrary. We do not claim ownership to the material and pictures that we publish in the e-mails or on the web site.