Anything on sale is fair game. Women never have anything to wear. Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty. Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are. That's why soap operas and Oprah Winfrey-type shows are so successful.
Women hate bugs.
Even the strong-willed ones need a man around when there's a spider or a wasp involved. Women always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip. Women can't refuse to answer a ringing phone, no matter what they're doing. It might be the lottery calling.