This year we will be offering a degree in Resort Management for those who attend our program. Students will be required to spend one hour per day picking up trash on the beach. The better resorts are known for their food. Students will work in the kitchen preparing meals for the guests. Students will be required to clean at least 10 rooms per day.
Single guests appreciate the opportunity to dance with strangers.
Learn how to dance. The bars in a resort are a major source of revenue. Learn how to pour drinks and listen to guests babble about their sorry lives. Meet the guests by delivering their meals to their rooms. Learn how to drive many kinds of cars.