The fire department in San Diego has at least a 5 minute response time. If you use a waterbed as home plate while wearing baseball shoes it does not leak - it explodes. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq foot house inches deep. Legos will pass through the digestive track of a four year old - Duplos will not. Play Dough and Microwave should never be used in the same sentence.
Super glue is forever.
No matter how much Jello you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water. Pool filters do not like Jello. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving. Always look in the oven before you turn it on.