Never lecture a space alien about ethnic food. Grabbing your crotch and sticking your tongue out at a girl will get you laid. Cops are dumb as a stump. In New York City grandmothers knit pistol holsters for their grandchildren. Morphine looks a great deal like flour.
Women love guys who can tie knots.
Italians store dough in briefcases. Deserted sections of New York City have tumbleweeds. It's no use telling a mime to go and get help. Dude, you are way overweight. Oh, herpes city alien dude.