You don't have time to sit down and read an entire comedy article. I've prepared not one, giant, five hundred and fifty word article, but three light, easily-digestible, comedy articlettes. Some Important Thoughts on Literature George Orwell was a pretty good writer, and so was Ernest Hemingway. So, you'd have to take that into account. Most likely, if George Orwell and Ernest Hemingway were put into a ring together and made to fight, they'd become friends instead, and they'd do some kind of trick to turn the tables on whoever put them in that ring.
Writers are tricky.
A lot of people think Mark Twain really had bushy hair and a big white mustache. Mark Twain was a master of disguise. He'd rip off that fake mustache and hair and he'd have some other kind of face underneath. Then he'd go do some kind of mission, and before anybody knew what had happened, he'd be back at his desk wearing that mustache and hair. I don't know.