Software is the focal point of today's newscasts across the country.
Still, I barely managed to beat CNN to this late-breaking story about a Janitor named Bob. However, a trip to Big Joe's Bar last night left Janitor Bob heavily intoxicated as he stumbled into id's offices this morning. Janitor Bob, when approached by id Artist Adrian Carmack, pulled out a mop and swung it, knocking out Carmack. Bob then proceeded to the roof of id's Headquarters. There, armed with a bucket of rancid, dirty water, a mop, some sponges and a vacuum cleaner, he wreaked havoc's on the townspeople below.