If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it will always be yours. If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with. BUT . . . If it just sits in the living room, watches TV, leaves messes, eats all the food, hogs the telephone, spends your money, and doesn't appear to realize that you actually set it free in the first place, you either married it or gave birth to it.
Statistics show that at the age of seventy, there are five women to every man.
So they went to the nearest church. Only the custodian was there. So he took them into the bathroom and dunked their heads in the toilet bowl one at a time. We're not Babdist because they dunk all of you. We're not Methdiss because they just sprinkle you.