I guess if all else fails and by virtue of the thoughtful cognomen given to him by his parents, he can at least become a Hitman for the Mob. An important tip for life - marry the person you are in love with. You see, this is not always the case. Some marry for looks, celebrity status and believe it or not, money. You can invariably recognize a married man in the above categories as he's the one with both feet in the grave.
Shoddy workmanship is another of mankind's abominations.
Just recently, I watched the spectacular news footage of the Russian space station Mir entering the earth's atmosphere, fracturing into hundreds of fiery pieces and disintegrating like Philip Michael Thomas' acting career. It made me consider that just maybe, Oldsmobile had something to do with its construction. You see, new cars are nothing more than plastic phonies with no shred of character or quality - and with such dubious attributes, I guess we can expect the new model Buick to be called the Anna Nicole Smith. What I'm trying to say in my own long-winded way, is that as the dwellers of this splendid celestial body, we are without doubt the tenants from hell. Our ignorance, arrogance and irrational self-importance mangling any kind of integrity, compassion and terrestrial commitment.