A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South. He got a ride from a mean-looking trucker. Gonna fuck ya anyway. Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose father. My father says the same thing.
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries.
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The doctor asks her if she has any questions. A little bit. She was a little worried about some of the side effects she was experiencing.