It will crash for sure, if you have a online-date in 5 mins. Try to upload your homepage. Visit homepages of people, who use a very unusual and specific Java-dialect. I prefer ice cubes. The only blue ribbon I like is on the bottom of my main-page.
Unsinkable things are boring.
If I like it, it's mine. If it's in my hand, it's mine. If I can take it from you, it's mine. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.