They'll choose your nursing home. Watch for finger. I brake for no apparent reason. Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot. It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog. I get enough exercise just pushing my luck. Work is for people who don't know how to fish. Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition. Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.