Jack Palance's character has had a difficult life. Finally the two brothers do cross swords in a very lopsided ticket. The old king will always hang on long enough to bequeath his legacy onto the good son, even after being stabbed through the heart with a sword. Evil armies sing happy little tunes while hacking up women and children. Boa Constrictors live in temperate forests.
Witches can summon glowing hula hoops to teleport people across vast distances.
Hare Krishnas hate dwarves. Whips are under utilized in sport fishing. Pound for pound you can not beat the entertainment value of watching some dirty little man gnaw on a roast chicken. Evil men keep nuns as pets. A witch's staff is full of silly string, she uses this to blind and immobilize enemies.