There are no characters. Boring text or no boring text, the class should be eventful at least. He claims not only to have had fights break out in class and desks thrown at him, but also to have single-handedly caused an earthquake with one of his proofs of God's nonexistence. I have a whole box of these. I'm not sure who exactly is teaching this course, but it will certainly be instructive.
Women are, by definition, by their very nature, funny.
Unless you're a woman humorist. Then it's men. The girl next to me leans over. So, everything is fine. It's going to be a good semester.