I'm a gigantic freak. I wish I had a bigger bladder, so I wouldn't have to pee so much when I got drunk. The living dead would be more lively if they were living. I hate summer. I'm replete with vitriol.
Some people have all the nerve . . .
If people only had one eye, glasses would be half price. It s only polite. You may not copy this without my permission. Copying this without my express permission will damn you to a life of Strip Scrabble and Bingo orgies with the elderly.