Oh, how sweet of you to compliment me, Lopez. But you already have Mia, and she still loves you. Get you, you lazy ass, and help me find Dale. I am a real man, not a boy like he. Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Wow, I'm flattered. However, Mia is made for you, just as I am made for Dale. Trust me, you do not want me. I thought you as a true gentleman. Away, Mia, from my heart.