A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. A six year old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36 year old man says they can only do it in the movies. A magnifying glass can start a fire even on an overcast day. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq foot house 4 inches deep. Legos will pass through the digestive tract of a four year old.
Super glue is forever.
No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving. Plastic toys do not like ovens. The fire department in San Diego has at least a 5 minute response time. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earth worms dizzy.