To make using your new appliance much more pleasurable, this manual has been divided into three sections. The tie must be one of the most useless inventions in history. Not only useless, but irritating.
Ties appear to have minds of their own.
A strategy has been formulated by men over the last few centuries to deal with the length problem, but this involves lining each end up with various button-holes, and tends to merely make the result even worse. But the most annoying thing about the tie length problem is that it is statistically fifty-seven times more likely to occur when you're running out the door to catch your train. That's the funny thing about peak hour. The image is all important. Yes, it's all about image.