Cowboy's guide to life Don't squat with your spurs on.
Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm. The colder it gets, the harder it is to swaller. If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'. The biggest liar you'll ever have to deal with probably watches you shave his face in the mirror every morning. Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.