I think it was in the NME, Perhaps we should look elsewhere in future. They are self-proclaimed goths and will therefore never be on Top of the Pops. At least one member of the band will turn into David Bowie. This question from the goth test set our corporate scientists to work, and after several lightning lit midnights, and the horrible dismemberment of several Igors here are the results.
Tea actually has more caffeine per cup than coffee.
Jolt Cola tastes filthy, kicks like a mule on speed 2. Coffee a warm mellow drink causing shakes and psychotic episodes if you have more than about 17 cups 1. Tea boiled water and leaves served with or without cow-squirt. Goes some way to explain the English. Top 10 ways of spotting a goth 10.