Any Master of Butt Yoga could do the same. Of course, you can only get an Acubeating in Dobbstown where they are skillfully administered by Dobbs Monks. No charge for Puzzling Evidence. I can restore your adolescence by hypnosis and reveal your secret Abnormality by massaging your Foot Gland. Not true, my friend, not true.
Special amulets are available.
Contact the people below for details. They'll send you a hilarious sixteen page pamphlet that explains that JHVH-1 is a space alien and still threatens this planet. It's counter-culture humor. Look in the humor section. It's usually filed under the name Dobbs.