What you need now is a nice backrub. How very, very tragic. Your mom couldn't make it this afternoon, she asked me to pick you up and take you home. My, what a pretty dress. I've got an itch honey.
Sex is a killer.
Don't worry about it. Nothing that you've ever done before counts. The only thing that matters is that we're together. Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you're dope. I suffer from amnesia.