If you are humor impaired, scroll no further. If you are looking for Seamonkeys, you have come to the wrong place. If you appreciate the absurd, the weird, the stupid, you have certainly come to the right place. Well, here is the site to get Soda Answers to all your SockMonkey Questions. Sock monkeys are Soda's favorite simians.
Sock monkeys are incredibly ugly, and always made by hand.
There is no explanation forthcoming as to why Soda likes them. It is just one of her more bizarre attributes. Those of you who know Soda, know that she is composed primarily of bizarre attributes. She also hates to talk about herself in the third person. But she will, for the sake of the sacred sock monkey site.