I don't know what is. I don't know. You just don't say that. Shut up, Lars Ulrich. I wanna be a Rock Star just so I can write a tell all book about my exploits with male groupies.
Today is a very special sweeties birthday.
Go buy HIM stuff off of his Amazon Wishlist. No, I don't care if you don't know him. Just buy him stuff. Or I will hurt you, and you don't want that. I feel like I have a semi life.