Never test the depth of the water with both feet. A closed mouth gathers no foot. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
Duct tape is like the Force. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. Never miss a good chance to shut up.