Here is its applicator. It was designed by a woman gynecologist. It was one of these that clogged Mr. and Mrs. X's toilet for several hours, until their greyhaired Irish superintendant vanquished it with his plunger with only minutes to spare before the guests arrived for their first dinner party as a married couple. If you watched the nightly news broadcasts every night for one month, I guarantee that right before your eyes, one of the anchorwomen or reporters will be wearing a tampon. A box of tampons costs somewhere in the neighborhood of 4 dollars and 50 cents.
Tampons cost about a quarter apiece.
Most of the women in the audience can expect to make an individual lifetime investment of something like 1,700 dollars on tampons. A tampon can be dislodged if you sneeze. Raise your hand if the tampon play has been educational. Raise your hand if the tampon play has been embarassing. Raise your hand if the tampon play has been horrifying.