These particles are held together in a nucleus by a force that involves the continuos exchange of meson-like particles called morons. Since it has no electrons, Administratium is inert. However, it can be detected chemically as it impedes every reaction it comes into contact with. According to the discovers, a minute amount of Administratium added to one reaction caused it to take over 4 days to complete. Without Administratium, the reaction ordinarily occurred in less than one second.
Studies seem to show the atomic mass actually increasing after each reorganization.
Research indicates that Administratium occurs naturally in the atmosphere. It tends to concentrate in certain locations such as government agencies, large corporations and universities. It can usually be found in the newest, best-appointed and best maintained buildings. Scientists warn that Administratium is known to be toxic, and recommend plenty of fluids and bed rest after even low levels of exposure. A. Just slightly more difficult than choosing your parents.