In the ancient synagogue, Rabbeinu found a tour group in progress. Rabbeinu listened intently as the tour leader, an outstanding Communist Party member, lectured the group about the world class landmark, historical sight and house of worship. Imagine the superstitions of this primitive medieval barbaric society, and of its leader, the famous Rabbi Loeb. It is said, this Rabbi created a golem, a Frankenstein, if you will. Even today there are fools who say that this golem is still in the attic of this medieval synagogue.
Socialists are modern people of the twentieth century.
We believe in the truths of science, of human progress. We know better than to fear the superstitions of medieval religion. Lead us into the attic. Let's see for ourselves that you are right. The entire tour group nodded in agreement with Rabbeinu.