And heaven forbid she breaks a nail. I'm just going to die. Then she nearly dies of embarrassment if another woman at the party, meeting, function, whatever, is wearing the same outfit. Her escort may even point out the other woman is accessorized differently. But it doesn't seem to make a difference and she wants to go home, now.
Some women are sneaky.
A woman will buy a new outfit a week or so in advance. Then when she puts it on, her husband mentions he's never seen that particular outfit before. And they don't even provide a score sheet so the man can keep up. They're saying it's okay for the man to gain weight. If she does eat a slice of cake, she spends the next five weeks in high-impact aerobics classes working it off.