I almost forgot to mention my dream from yesterday. Some sick fucks in South Africa offed a dog by drowning it in a washing machine. Get the details at Burglars drown dog in washing machine . There's good news for chocoholics. Chocolate may stop tooth decay .
Steroid treatment gives boy forehead hair .
Well, he could always join the circus. Speaking of hair, the Brits are having a hairy fit over an advertiser's sly reference to pubes. A Hairy Situation has the info. China has a strict one-child policy. You might be surprised .