If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism. He who hesitates is probably right. No one is listening until you make a mistake.
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
Two wrongs are only the beginning. Monday is an awful way to spend one-seventh of your life. The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have for catching up. A clear consciense is usually the sign of a bad memory. It is much easier to apologize than to ask permission.