A few of our zaniest bretheren may sleep with five people including his or her sister, but it's all in good fun. And besides, we don't hide our crazy people in the back room. We put them out on the front porch for the world to see. Despite what anyone says, the South is economically sound. The unemployment rate is comparable to any region in the country.
Southern cooks know how to make anything delectable.
One thing that is constant is that we like spice in the South. Some of our best writers have given the world just that. I reckon you wouldn't have any music to shake your booty to. We also like our politics spicy and game-like. We don't have as many people, concrete jungles or smog.