Cut from the best pattern Like a flannel shirt of plaid, You sparked up my life Like a Rattletrap shad. Yore complexion, it's perfection, Like the best vinyl sidin'. Despite all the years, Yore age, it keeps hidin'. And when you get old Like a '67 Chevy, Won't put you on blocks And let grass grow up heavy. Some men git roses On that special day From the cooler at Kroger.
Some men buy fine diamonds From a flea market booth.
But for this man, honey, These will not do. For you are too special, You sweet thang you. Pictures and sound files are welcome, too. All jokes have been submitted by our users.