Some jokes can offend some people.
Some people are offensive.
If you fit any of the above categories, proceed with extreme caution and at your OWN RISK . It can make you shoot at ex-lovers, and miss. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker. Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day. If life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into a water gun and shoot other people in the eyes.