Several nuts short of a full pouch. She wears a pony tail to cover up the valve stem. Short a few cards. Short-circuited between the earphones. Skating on the wrong side of the ice.
Skylight leaks a little.
Slept too close to his radium-dial watch. Sloppy as a soup sandwich. Smoke doesn't make it to the top of his chimney. So fat that people jump over him rather than go around. So slow he has to speed up to stop.