Not a bad trade for Spam, really. Immediately, the husband held his long face down without saying anything. In contrast, the wife began talking 90 miles an hour, describing all the ways she'd been wronged. After 15 minutes of this, the counselor went over, picked her up by her shoulders, kissed her passionately and sat her back down. The wife was speechless.
Single women come home, see what's in the 'fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the 'fridge. Both of them. They don't have time. They won't stop to ask directions. He buys two cases of beer.