If a woman has small breasts, she will always have dark, pointy, otherwise amazing nipples. She also makes up for her deficiency by having a tight ass and a ravenous sexual appetite. Anyone caught in the act of masturbation won't stop, but will instead continue to completion. Older men always prefer younger girls, no matter how air-headed they may be. Parents routinely leave porn tapes and sex toys lying around the house for babysitters and children to find.
Videos enhance sex.
No sexually active teenagers have zits. If a guy has a female friend who's a stripper, he'll end up backstage doing all her co-workers. If a girl has a male friend who's a stripper, she'll end up backstage getting gangbanged. Long hair never gets in the way. And your best friend's mum looks like a sex goddess and hasn't had a good fuck in years.