Retreat into solitude for two entire days and lovingly relive every memory you've ever had, from age four until now. Still, I celebrate the work of statistician Michel Gauquelin, whose research produced hard proof that planetary locations can be correlated with human behavior. Gauquelin never applied his methods to determine what situations Capricorns might encounter in the second and third weeks of March 2001. So we'll never know if he'd agree with my assessment, which is that you should feed your soul by contemplating reflections, such as the moon on the water or a rose in a mirror or the way you appear to other people. Curious blends are the featured flavors of the week, Aquarius.
Unexpected alliances are the lucky X-factors.
Experiments in hybridization might produce wonders just this once, even though they've never been useful or possible before. Therefore, I exhort you to mix metaphors like a cowboy poet at a New Age workshop on tantric sex, and don't be afraid to wear paisley and plaid simultaneously. I, for one, won't laugh at you if you start building a bridge over a gaping chasm even if the other side is still obscured by clouds. You taste delicious. The funny faces you make are interesting to look at.