Kids say the strangest things. Some grade school teachers must agree with that, because they keep journals of amusing things their students have written in papers. The parts of speech are lungs and air. The inhabitants of Moscow are called Mosquitoes. A census taker is a man who goes from house to house increasing the population.
Water is composed of two gins.
Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water. A virgin forest is a forest where the hand of man has never set foot. The general direction of the Alps is straight up.