Understated A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an Australian on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives. A Chinese couple get married - and she's a virgin. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. I plomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting you want.
Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation.
There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large. Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. A young black boy goes into the kitchen where his mother is baking.