Always distrust your second in command. He'll eventually turn on you. Bert's chili doesn't just taste good, it can turn you into a dark jedi. Never bring Trek into the story. Beware Ewoks who have turned to the dark side.
Squirrels make good allies.
Never trust a celebrity, he's likely the main villain. Beware sabaac games. Not only did Boba Fett survive the Sarlac, he's really Kevin J. Anderson. Men with their own fan clubs are difficult to kill. Stormtroopers in pink armor shoot even worse than the regular kind.