The Eskimos are God's frozen people. Many are cold, but few are frozen. All men eat but Fu Manchu. Perforation is a rip-off. I believe in love at first site.
Virginity is like a balloon.
To all virgins thanks for nothing. I've just lost my virginity. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be. I like sadism, necrophilia and bestiality. Heteros go homo.