Food Fights by Mad Dog Try to find a simple meal these days.
Some people take their food way too seriously.
Well, not unless it touches it like that , in which case I demand to see its driver's license to make sure it's of legal age. The way people talk about chefs you'd think these cooks are spending their lives trying to cure cancer or promoting world peace rather than putting excess pounds on our bodies while separating us from as much money as possible while giving us as little food as they can get away with. Don't get me wrong, I love good food. Mouth orgasms are wonderful things. But the truth is a killer bowl of gumbo can be every bit as incredible as pecan encrusted salmon with roasted mango chili butter served over a bed of wilted coffee grounds and chocolate mashed potatoes.