It's all a lie. I write these articles sometimes months ahead of time. Well, okay, that's a lie too. For those of you that have joined us since then, and there are quite a few of you, I'll restate the facts. There is just no understanding some people.
Some people drive like maniacs.
Politicians don't make any sense whatsoever. You're not paranoid, or even if you are, that doesn't mean that someone really isn't following you. Even in a relatively small city with quite a few restaurants, and I'll use Sioux Falls, South Dakota, as an example, it's hard to get a table at a mid-range restaurant. It's not crowded at all during the week. Any of these facts taken alone seem innocuous, but taken together it becomes obvious that we have been infiltrated by beings from another planet.