Songs must be original. Songs must be in MP3 form. Contest ends Friday, October 12, 2001. Wait and see if you win. Including lyrics is not necessary, unless the song is particularly mumbly and you have something important to say, in which case you should speak more clearly.
Second place wins a shirt and a button.
Third place a shirt. Oh what the hell, and a button. Everyone else gets a hug. Quality of recording will not effect judgement. As this is his contest, all decisions are final.