Pull my left ear to close this communications channel which is not responding. You will lose any information sent by the Romulans. The bridge shakes violently, and all the crew members are thrown to the floor. Captain, Ensign Crusher is injured. He appears to be unconscious.
Shields are now up, captain.
And not a moment too soon. Worf, lock all phasers on the lead Romulan ship. Mr. Data, take the helm, and prepare for evasive action. I am sorry, sir, but I do not have the proper device driver installed for that console. Well, damn it, install the right one.