They're ready to go 24 hours a day. The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you. It is socially acceptable to have sexual relations with a woman. Women look good in sweaters. Women leave the room to fart.
Women know how to make popcorn.
Both look stupid in hats. Both look good in a fur coat. Both put too much value on kissing. Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting. Both tend to have hip problems Both constantly want back rubs.