The older I get,the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for. A day without sunshine is like, night. Make God laugh, tell Him your plans for the future. When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box.
Suicide is the most sincere form of self criticism.
Skydivers are good to the last drop. Man was provided an imagination to compensate him for what he is not. And was provided a sense of humor to console him for what he is. Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. Good news is just life's way of keeping you off balance.