This is a recording. Man Hits on an ugly woman in a bar. He answers, you ma'am, are ugly. I've been saying My prayers for a long time. From the Child's Mom Funny Sayings Bills travel through the mail a twice as fast as checks.
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
Experience is something you don't get until right after you need it. If at first your don't succeed, get rid of all evidence The hardness of the butter is in direct proportion to the softness of the bread. Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines. I Once had a Blonde Friend Who put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind. WALK took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.