I used to live in a house by the freeway. When I went anywhere, I had to be going 65 MPH by the end of my driveway. I turned my air conditioner the other way around, and it got cold out. Last night I fell asleep in a satellite dish. My dreams were broadcast all over the world.
Some people are afraid of heights.
I'm afraid of widths. I caught every other fish. I used to be a bartender at the Betty Ford Clinic. I have a friend who's a billionaire. He invented Cliff notes.