Gosh, I'm going to miss her. Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first.
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
A bachelor's wife. Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives. The days just before marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book. Dead people are free. The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.