Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally. Men have an easier time buying bathing suits. If your heating goes out in winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man. Men are like portable heaters that snore.
Women take clothing much more seriously than men.
Get me out of here. There's another man wearing a black tuxedo. Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor, two inches from the door. If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious.