You may only shit during coffee breaks. This shit's not part of my contract. Shit is biodegradable. Shit happened, we just don't know where or how much. Shit happens only in well-defined quantities.
Shit is Relative.
Well, I do believe that shit happened. I was just taking a nap. I didn't inhale this shit. Wouldn't be prudent to shit at this juncture. This looks like foreign shit.