Either the box is too small and won't work, or it's too big and won't fit. Down deep, Murphy is shallow. The first Christian gets the hungriest lion. Accuracy is the sum total of your compensating mistakes. The pot at the end of the rainbow is not Acapulco Gold.
Television is to media what hydrogen bombs are to explosives.
You don't have to fool all the people all the time - just the right people part of the time. There is no such thing as a motiveless crime. He who laughs last has no sense of humor. Nothing is quite so annoying as to have someone go right on talking when you're interrupting. Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes all the way to the bone.