For the last couple years, this front has not been a very accurate reflection of your inner depths. Too often, and sometimes with good cause, you've hesitated to unveil the totality of who you really are. I predict that this will change in 1999, however. More and more you'll have a knack for getting your persona to express the surprising truths about your rowdy, ever-churning soul. And it all starts in earnest now.
Some evolutionary scientists claim that humans' oldest living relative is the starfish.
I don't know about that, but I do know that you will have a resemblance to the creature in the coming weeks. That's because you will undergo a metaphorical version of the starfish's ability to regenerate a limb after it's been cut off. I bet you could land a jet on an aircraft carrier this week, Gemini. I bet you could seduce any cute flirt you wanted, break into a circus and steal a caged lion, and carve an award-winning likeness of Garth Books out of butter. Whatever you set your mind to, I'm sure you'll do it.