When you fight, you fight to kill. You can cook your own food. You see the humor in war. You rule the bathroom. Mo matter how long it takes to get ready, guys will always wait for you.
Sex means never having to finish the job.
It's ok for you to marry for money. No one ever mistakes your chest for a bathmat. You'll never have more hair in your nose than on your head. You don't consider urination a competitive sport. . You don't consider tomato sauce to be a fashion statement.