People who make soap are only after your money. The last time I washed, someone was rude to me. What I do doesn't affect anybody but me. I don't believe in soap. I sat beside a whole case of it for an hour once, and nothing happened.
Washing is for women and children.
I will wash when I find the bathroom that is exactly right for me. There are lots of clean people who never wash. I feel as close to washing on the golf course as I do in the bathroom. I never wash when I have company. Washday is the only day I have to sleep in.