Explain why you think you could survive more than one night as a vampire. Explain why your friends, if you have any, refer to you as a jackass. The movies are absolutely correct about vampires. If you were a vampire, no vampire hunter would ever destroy you. If you were destroyed, you could be restored to existence.
Vampires are wealthy, glamorous and have lots of exciting, interesting friends.
You cast no reflection in a mirror, but you can still do a great job of combing and brushing your hair. The rules which govern a vampires' existence are everything you want them to be. You would look good with fangs. Vampires are often shown as creatures who sport the latest high-profile Hollywood styles, but the truth is that vampires have a sense of style which is all their own. Vampires are eminently practical creatures, and they dress in a manner suitable to a race which both hunts the night and fears being detected by its enemies.