Jokes and Funny Humor Collections Joke Collections Humorous Funny Joke Collection Lots of girls can be had for a song.
Trouble is, it's the wedding march.
About the only time a woman really succeeds in changing a male is when he's a baby. You don't know my wife. She's been speaker of the house for twenty-five years. One way for a girl to get a mink coat is to find a wolf and skin him. What often keeps a man from making a fast buck is a slow horse.