Flying Humour Funny Flying Here are some funny quotes I have found on the internet or via the X-Plane mail group. Wishing you were down here. An airplane will probably fly a little bit over gross, but it won't fly without fuel.
Speed is life, altitude is life insurance.
If you're ever faced with a forced landing at night, turn on the landing lights to see the landing area. If you don't like what you see, turn 'em off. Too many pilots are found in the wreckage with their hands around a microphone or holding onto a keyboard. Don't drop the aircraft in order to fly the microphone. Fly it until the last piece stops moving.