You will always get the greatest recognition for the job you least like. No one gets sick on Wednesdays. The longer the title, the less important the job. Machines that have broken down will work perfectly when the repairman arrives. All vacations and holidays create problems, except for one's own.
Success is just a matter of luck, just ask any failure.
The day after a woman lost her husband in a scuba diving accident, she was greeted by two grim-faced Laporte policemen at her door. We're sorry to call on you at this hour, Mrs. Wetter, but we have some information about your husband. Mrs. Wetter implored. The least experienced fisherman always catches the biggest fish. The worse your line is tangled, the better is the fishing around you.