Kids just don't dance like we did when we were young. We're a dying breed, dear friend. Someone should be thinking about this. Ballroom dancing could rapidly become a lost art.
Social dancing is a truly universal activity.
Dancing is our first line of social activity. Now we're talkin'. Virtual dancing by the seat of your pants. So far in this column we've been to the future, back to the past, down to Australia, and up to Alaska in our Internet tour. OK, back to those smooth moves.