Rather than let these potential editorials die an ignominious death in silence, we've decided to bring them to light on our left side. Here are some actual proposals from staffers on crack that you could have been reading. Fuck freedom of speech - some ideas should have never been shared. The Daily urges students to cast off the shackles of the two-party system. With a mutant Alfred E. Neumann clone on one side and a giant block of wood on the other, American voters might well feel left out in the cold.
Street safety is paramount.
Take a look at State Street at any given time. Students run across, back and forth, without a second glance. This is a situation that simply cannot be allowed to continue. Looking both ways before crossing the street will ensure the safety and happiness of the University community. The news section of The Daily, despite its sterling reputation, has many problems that cannot be ignored.