Just by perusing a book, database, or list of funny quotes, you'll get ideas for using them in business situations. And for those of you who don't have time, here are a few situations and some ideal whimsical responses to get you started. Churchill gets angry when he is wrong. So we were often angry at each other. It's kind of like what an old philosopher said about sex.
Sex is nobody's business but the three people involved.
Just remember, lines like these won't get you off the hook, let you avoid responsibility, or get you on The Tonight Show. But they will let you take the edge off an awkward situation, get a smile, and open up communication. And that's no joke. He also frequently gives keynote speeches at corporate and association meetings. It's time to give women an opportunity.