He jumps out of the plane and realizes that his parachute won't open. As he is falling to the ground, He passes a guy going up. They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time. How do you stop your husband from stumbling around the back yard. Stop laughing and reload.
Single women come home, see what's in the refrigerator and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the refrigerator. Because they already have boyfriends. To stop the snoring before it starts. One day this guy goes into a Chinese temple to look for a place to stay. They know first hand the penalty for early withdrawal.