The elements care not a fig for the best-laid plans of mice and men, and that is why we've slept in this building for a couple of days. Weather is news. Weather, itself, has no flacks.
Storms have no drumrolls.
No staging, no bells and whistles, no spins. The elements care not a fig for the best-laid plans of mice and men, and that is why we've slept in this building for a couple of days. People brought their cats. If you think you are in charge, mess with Mother Nature for a couple of days. Wind rages, rain cascades, the ocean rises in fury.