The ball got like 5 feet, but he was smiling while throwing. They put a picture of it in the back of the paper with a star. It's a great picture, he's so proud he was in the paper. He autographed issues outside the newstand down in town. Some people threw coffee on him because they thought he was crazy or something.
Today is the greatest day of all time.
A midget is visiting my neighbor for a week. It's been a hell of a day chasing that lil' one around, I keep expecting him to dive into a some hole or something. Midgets are so afraid of robots. They are probably afraid of clowns too, since all midgets have to have broken free from a circus at one point in their life. I think the circus gets legal rights.