The top button of his shirt is open and over his shoulder is draped a white cloth. What we have here, class, is an example of poor vocal projection caused by the clamping of a diaper pin between one's lips. NOT a good habit. We all have an idea where that diaper pin has been. The man, stage right, rolls his eyes and exits and there is thundering applause from the classroom for his grand performance.
Tears come to the eyes of many as they rise to their feet and continue clapping.
Thank you 'mystery father'. It is a Sunday morning, your head is bowed and your eyes are closed as the intro to your soundtrack begins to playing. You hear a baby cry. You raise your head and slowly crack your eyes open to see where the noise is coming from. Gentle turns the timer for one week and tip toes from the room.