No use two people remembering the same thing. Some husbands are living proof that a woman can take a joke. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. If you women knew what we were thinking, they'd never stop slapping us.
Women have two weapons - cosmetics and tears.
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