It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you. Time is what keeps everything from happening at once. I get enough exercise just pushing my luck. All men are idiots, and I married their King. Time is the best teacher, unfortunately it kills all of its students.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill.
Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have. A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear. We are born naked, wet, and hungry.