Some days you're the dog. Some days you're the hydrant. Forgive your enemies - but never forget their names. Anything too stupid to be spoken is sung. There are people who have money and people who are rich.
Some people stay longer in an hour than others do in a week.
The trouble with being a good sport is that you have to lose to prove it. I prefer Hostess Cakes to Pop Tarts because they require less cooking. My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me. Change is inevitable - growth is optional. Women are more irritable than men probably because men are more irritating.