Our studies show that Computercowardiuses are very insecure and completely harmless. Once ignored, they shrivel up and die. This does not an actual gator, but a higher branch of taxonomy. All organisms in college football belong to the phylum Iwishiwasadawgiae . This phylum includes a wide variety of creatures including cats, tigers, chickens, bruins, wildcats, bees, volunteers, and of course the various classifications of gators.
Species habitat tends to be located primarily in the Southeastern United States.
However, scattered populations have been located throughout the lower 48 and Hawaii. Behavior patterns vary wildly. Many are tenacious and ferocious fighters, while others are meek and docile. All do exhibit extreme jealousy and envy when confronted by the King of Beasts, the notorious Georgia Bulldawg. Interestingly, migration patterns of many of these organisms often carry them into the Bulldawg's territory.