If at first you don t succeed, sky diving is not for you. Don t squat with your spurs on. Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
A closed mouth gathers no foot. Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together. I said I was going to blame you. Eagles may soar, but weasels don t get sucked into jet engines.