Humor and jokes Sept. 2000 archive Humor from Quince Rd.
Some people go the extra mile only because they missed their exit.
The doors burst open, and a roiling black cloud rolls in with the devil in its midst. People jump out of the pews and run outdoors, screaming - all except for two. One is the preacher, the other is an elderly farmer. Satan is a bit perplexed. Cots will be placed in the vestibule for those who say that Sunday is the only day they can sleep in.