Accept it, kid. You re stupid. There s not much I can do about that. However, if you want another antique animal, I ve got plenty. No, what you need is a mule.
Some people are tall.
Some people are short. You re just on the darker side of the intelligent spectrum. Now don t start thinking too far ahead of yourself, son. But on second thought, a mule s no good. Thinking s what got you into this mess.