Cocain is God's way of telling you you make too much money. If you don't die from it it is healthy. Never sleep with anyone crazier than you. It is morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money. If everything is going well, you don't know what the hell is going on.
Sex is like snow.
One good turn gets most of the blankets. There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when it comes to love. It is better to be looked over than to be overlooked. Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place. It is open 24 hours a day.