Bolts and nuts bring out something in men. Perverse senses of humor. Guide me in. Hold those nuts. It's hard to get it in.
Women are never satisfied.
And he's only almost-18. I was laughing so hard I had to try not the drop the wrench I was using to stop the nuts from turning while he used the ratchet. The desk is next. Because he also dragged me to Blockbuster for games. I am still trying to find the floor in the third bedroom.