Weekends are those days your spouse makes you stay home. There is never enough time to do your job, but always enough time to prepare a briefing on it. Art involves a white board and dry markers. Management thinks a business trip with uncompensated mandatory weekend travel is a perk. Dilbert cartoons hang outside every cube.
Training is something spoken about but never seen.
Vacation is something you roll over to next year. No travel money to do the mission, but always enough money for another useless conference or office furniture. Change is the norm. Organizational direction changes every 2 or 3 years. The worst possible reputation comes from being the initiator of a complaint.