Chocolate is ready to be eaten at any time. You seldome have to shower after you have chocolate. No need for protection when you have chocolate. Chocolate does not complain when you bite the nuts. No one objects if you have chocolate on top of your desk.
Women can have chocolate as slow as they want.
Men may have chocolate as fast as they want. You have can chocolate any time of the month. With chocolate there is no need to fake anything. Having chocolate makes no one pregnant. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.