The resting behavior may or may not be combined with reading the newspaper, breathing heavy, or my kicking his ass. The Splasher . After he shaves or brushes his teeth, the Splasher leaves the sink and surrounding area looking like a flood zone. I don't think he realizes there are showers, and feels it necessary to bathe in and around the sink. Do us all a favor and use one of the free and abundant towels to wipe up the deluge you've created.
Yuppies suck worse than regular people.
I may be a 200-pound tattooed monster, but the sight of a fat old naked guy makes me run screaming like a little girl. ODB, Montell Jordan and Lil' Kim do Phil Collins . Bands of armed children are terrorizing the countryside . Rebecca Lobo is doing a weblog . I wanna see what Jenna Bush will do next .