When he is finally out of clothes, he will wear a dirty sweatshirt inside out, rent a U-Haul and take his mountain of clothes to the laundromat. Men always expect to meet beautiful women at the laundromat. This is a myth. Men wear sensible socks. They wear standard white sweatsocks.
Women wear strange socks.
They are cut way below the ankles, have pictues of clouds on them, and have a big fuzzy ball on the back. Then, when they reach the age of 11 or 12, they lose interest. Men never grow out of their obsession wih toys. As they older, their toys simply become more expensive and impractical. A woman asks a man to water her plants while she is on vacation.