If you've ever noticed, the average traffic cone queue stretches for miles, and the poor things often wait for hours without progressing anywhere.
Traffic cones have rights, just like people.
We also support procmail and fully-featured Exim filter files. 100Mb of disk space to store web pages, mail, etc. The normal UNIX shell environment. Shared filespaces for societies. The mail reader PINE, with none of the restrictions enforced on Hermes.