Females do not care what you do to them as long as they get to please you. Don't ever notice anything. Wait until the girl you are going out with falls in love with YOU, and then tell her. If you cheat on a girl, but no one finds out, then technically you've done nothing wrong. Crying is not manly.
Women are napkins.
Use them, and throw them away. If you ever find yourself in a position where you have been proven wrong, blame others. Come up with creative and believable excuses why they are at fault - not you. If you hear this phrase and it didn't come out of your mouth, go ballistic. If your woman makes you go shopping with her, drive around until a parking spot right near the door opens up.