Cleopatra decides to build the Pyramids. Real estate agent and builder try to convince her that Squares would be much cheaper. Julius Caesar calls a meeting of his advisors to see what can be done. Chief real estate broker Brutus suggests Caesar tours Rome to inspire consumer confidence. Agents are forced to take second jobs as undertakers.
Scandal breaks out when agents are discovered to be removing gold fillings from dead people.
Solid building guaranteed not to lean. However, he mistakenly believes he's in India, thanks to a bogus land survey provided by a Spanish real estate broker. Pilgrims land on Plymouth Rock. Never drops below 70 I swear. Real estate agent is banished to New Jersey.