The things that come to those who wait are what's left behind by those who got there first. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
A closed mouth gathers no foot. Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together. I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.