I'd just have to say BOTH John and Frank are gay. Otherwise they wouldn't have jumped into that bed together. I figure you'd be the one to ask. How dare you ask even remotely relevant questions in this column. Some people never leave their home town their entire life.
Some people visit every state and most civilized countries before they die.
However, the best example I can give for reality being subjective is this example. To further support this argument that reality is subjective instead of objective look at the definition of the words. In other words drunk or not, baked or not we perceive reality the way we conveniently want to perceive it. Later on as we recall the dialog we distinctly remember that person calling us a 'stupid-ass' and use it as argument fodder. Yep that's it.