I named him Stay. He went insane. I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles.
Some people are afraid of heights.
Not me, I'm afraid of widths. I spilled spot remover on my dog. He's gone now. I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. When I was little, my grandfather used to make me stand in a closet for five minutes without moving.