This page may not appear properly. Stuff Neat gifs Yesterday scientists in the USA revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. One Saturday afternoon, a man was sitting in his lawn chair, drinking beer and watching his wife mow the lawn. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Women love cats.
Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, a man never worries until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.