All skill is in vain when an angel pees in the touchole of your musket. By the time a man can read a woman like a book, he is too old to collect a library. Lust make the world go round. Better Crocker uses a mix. God must love stupid people, He made so many of them.
Some people fish in the Sea of Life without bait.
There's no such thing as a large whiskey. Less is more. Life is a whole series of circumstances beyond your control. The number of women a man find attractive is truely proportionate to his age. A martyr is a hero who didn't make it.