The worst part was that they were only seven or eight years old. They were hardly broken in. I'm thinking about writing a letter to the manufacturer. Women don't understand that men have a very close relationship to their underwear. It's the result of having them around year after year.
Women never have that problem.
Unless it's the sexy stuff that men buy them for Valentines' and never again see the light of day, they never have their underwear around long enough to get attached to them. Open a new package of four dollar panty hose. Immediately put your thumb through them. Throw them out. Throw them out on top of the ones she ruined that morning.