Fields Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. The time you enjoy wasting is not wasting time. In wine there is wisdom. In beer there is strength. In water there is bacteria.
Some people see the glass half-empty.
If beer is liquid bread, then Guinness is liquid cake. Sometimes, when I reflect back on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered.