Mind Like a Steel Trap - Rusty and Illegal in 37 States. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane, going the wrong way. For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism. He who hesitates is probably right. No one is listening until you make a mistake.
Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.
To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. A fool and his money are soon partying.