Well most men will be listening for a long time. Sex is dirty only if it's done right. I don't know about dirty, but it's sure more fun when it's oily and greasy. When the lights are out, all women are beautiful. And most men are still hairy.
Sex is hereditary.
If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either. It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that caused the trouble in the garden. Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs. You see, you should have been less squeamish in 10th grade biology lab. Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.