Some boys drop before their balls do.
It was so much easier in my day. I spent the whole of 1986 in the same Starsky and Hutch t-shirt and no one batted an eyelid. That's right - teenagers who have the misfortune to look like they were dug up and then beaten with the shovel are opting for the knife to give them those chiseled features. What nature denies cosmetic surgery provides .Only it doesn't. Now you and I might think there's an unfashionably fat chasm between letting your jeans hang down so that everyone can see your underwear because that's what Eminem does, and puking your dinner into the nearest toilet in a bid to lose weight while recovering from face and abs reconstruction.