Even though you have just a day or two of fertility in your cycle, try to keep your sense of spontaneity on the where and how. Sniff his Brut aftershave lotion and ask him to wear his clean drawers to bed. It works for me. If Mike still doesn't get it, then just plan on eating beans for supper and pulling the covers over his head after you let one go. Hi Gertie, It seems like every time my husband is in the mood, I have a touch of gas.
Some folks just are more flatulent than other folks.
Gert, My wife only gets turned on when I watch football. Your sweet wife is just feeling neglected. Utilize those timeouts and halftime commercials wisely - don't you dare comment on the hilarity of the beer advertisement while bumpin' uglies. Trust me on this one. Dear Gertie, My buddies from the beer joint gived me a gal for last satiddy night.