Half a cat. Blackmail Polaroids from THAT night. They're probably coming for someone in my house, but not me. They're definately coming for the neighbors. They're in the completely wrong neighborhood.
Women say they want a funny guy.
A funny guy. A good looking, funny guy. A good looking, very rich, sensitive guy. McDonalds announces that, except for the fries, their food tastes like ass. All Rights Reserved.