Cut from the best cloth like a plaid flannel shirt, you spark up my life more than a fresh load of dirt. When you hold me real tight like a padded gunrack, my life is complete. Yore complexion, it's perfection, like the best vinyl sidin' despite all the years, yore age, it keeps hidin'. Some men, they buy chocolate for a Valentine's Day, they git it at Wal-Mart, it's romantic that way. Some men git roses on that special day from the cooler at Krogers, that's impressive, I say.
Some men buy fine diamonds from a flea market booth.
But for this man, honey, these won't do. Cause yo're too special, you sweet thang you. And that's just for Hostess Twinkies. Gas prices are even worse. So in fact there is no mathematical way to tell WHAT they are paying.