If you can't spell vasectomy, you need one. A hundred dollars used to be a lot of money. Now it's just five twenties. None of us should know who Monica Lewinsky is. They say that baseball is the national pastime, but I think it's looking at women's asses.
Some folks lack the discipline to take a break.
We need people with multiple personalities to offset all the people who don't have any. We're all artists, and the present moment is our life's work. Ebonics was our big chance to end spelling errors, and we just threw it away. Jogging would appeal to us more if we were crippled. If you're going the speed limit, you're in the way.