Deputies a really dumb, we're talking mongoloid here. Elderly women always carry frying pans. If you are in possession of an axe, when attacked by zombies, use it. Some girls look better when they're not facing you. Being choked to death or having your arm eaten causes you to spit up blood.
Sparklers make good stand in effects for a falling meteor.
Zombies are impervious to shotgun rounds, bullets, or explosives but not spearguns or boat oars. 25 mins-This band's lead singer must be a ventriloquist. And the dog's eating it too. 33 mins-The boat sounds just like a chainsaw. Should have purchased the motor too.