I get my socks, fresh from Wal-Mart. Socks have been around since castle doors have been locking, to keep out marauders, and keep safe your women, your gold and your stocking. Socks make good ice skates, on waxed hard wood floors, You can slide into tables, cabinets, and doors. They have argyle socks and wool socks, silk socks and school socks. Nanny from the Muppet show had green and white stripes, Oh, just think of all the weird and wonderful types.
Socks are for people of all shapes and sizes, short ones, fat ones, and even high-risers.
Black ones and white ones, Russian and Persian, from Peking to Chile, to Ohio and Burma. Socks are what people wear, people here and people everywhere. Return to the Dr. Seuss parody page or back to The Dr. Seuss Web Page . Or just send some email .