When she was returned to our loving care, the King then did fine the Heatherwinos 12 barrels of beer for trying to foment disharmony and ill-will within the Kingdom. With a grudging grace, they did give up to the King their beer. After court was over, I went over to Phillip of Mead and told him that it was obvious that our King did not know how to recognize a virgin and that none of the eggs that he had been given were indeed virgins. Phillip looked at me and asked how could the eggs not be virgins. I told him that that was obvious as each and every egg had been laid.
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