Freedom of the press goes only to those who own one. Life is short. Opera is long. Theater is life. Film is art.
Television is furniture.
Oh, and Mort Mather lives on Bald Hill Road, in Wells, Maine. The more we disapprove, the cooler it is to them. We can treat it like a blight, or we can ride the tide with grace and clever understanding. This is not yo-yos, Beanie Babies, or baseball cards. It's a complicated, interactive, well-marketed, portable multimedia experience for children.