After watching from the bar for a bit, we all find an empty table and sit and order drinks. Matt pulls out a wad and starts buying lap dances for Jeff. Her name is Tina. I talk to her for 15 minutes. She says that she can earn 1000 dollars a night and is saving all her money like a good girl.
Strippers smell very nice.
Strippers, despite what you hear, will quite often go home with a client for the right price. Strippers all plan to stop stripping in a couple months. Strippers won't call the bouncer over if you touch them. A beautiful brunette sits on my lap and I figure, OK, what the hell. We talk for a bit as one song ends and then comes my song.