Shaved head pinstriped man walks hand in hand with a woman with dark tan tights under her white skirt.
Striped knickers shine through cheap pale linen.
Shimmering pantsuits stretched across middle age spread. A mop-headed little boy stops dead in front of me, his eyes opening wide. His mother nudges him as he points to me, gabbling excitedly. I don't understand. She rolls her eyes and makes apologetic noises as he struggles a Pok mon magazine from his backpage and fumbles through with rushed paws to the page he wants, holding it up to his mother.