Women's nipples are constantly erect, no matter what they are doing. Evil warlords love a good foot massage. Altars are hollow and priests use them as hiding places when unruly mobs are about. People who live in the desert are not very good at swimming. Large groups of people never say anything, they just yell nonsense all the time.
Women have poison stingers concealed in their belly buttons.
Anvils are made from styrofoam. 23 mins - Hey Burgo, you dropped a tarrac there. I think your bag of coins has a hole in it. 41 mins - Kain must have combed his hair before sitting down, a minute ago he had serious cloak head. Now there is a great idea.