Maybe The Times shouldn't have asked us, Kevin and Bean, from the morning show at KROQ-FM, to write an article about the red carpet arrivals at the Academy Awards. Because we work in radio and nobody sees us, we get to wear shorts pretty much every day of the year. We'll take shorts, T-shirts and tennis shoes any day.
Tuxedos are just male torture devices.
Fashion is a world we don't know very much about and don't like very much, and the red carpet arrivals are not about the movies, just the fashion. And there is one person to blame for that. One person has single-handedly focused the world's attention on the gowns and the designers. That one person is the devil herself, Joan Rivers. That's right, Joan Rivers is the devil.