Tell us what is on your mind. I think the reason I did not previously know this was because I am the bass player, and therefore recieve little attention from those fans who are eager to see shirtless drummers and guitarists, sensitive singers and DJ's that are so damn smooth. Thanks for your help Dear Abbey, or whoever you are. If he knows not of this trouble, then I am more of a loser than I had first suspected. We'll have to wait and see.
Women love the bad boy.
You see, the reason Ken has screaming girls and whiplash marks on his face from bras and underwear is because he is familiar with the gentle art of being evil. And me, well, women love me because they feel bad for me. When you mope around like I do, you are bound to have people just dying to cheer you up - so to speak. But you have to evaluate what it is that you really want. Now this brings me to my second point.