Director Sutherland now turns his attention towards the building of a media empire dominated exclusively by Canadians. Its mission now to take over the world, the Canadarm has been brought down to earth and is currently being outfitted with programming destined to make it a most deadly offensive weapon. The arm, reaching out to smack dissidents and other undesirables, will patrol the Canadian border, looking for trouble and putting it down with a swing of its mechanized limb. Naturally, in the event of a competition, the Canadian automatically wins. In the event that more than one Canadian is in the same event, the outcome will be considered a tie.
Unauthorized duplication leads to punishment.