If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism. Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required on it. The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread. To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.