I don't know when this mind-boggling mess will end or who'll be the survivor of the Battle of Pregnant Chads. But I know what the first move of President-Elect Al or Dubya should be.
Sour premonitions abound.
Dems will scorn Bush as a usurper. They'll picket the Texans dancing the inaugural two-step in tooled boots. Gentlemen, start your feuds. Post-election Washington will be a political Sarajevo. Or maybe not.