Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot. Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control. He who laughs last thinks slowest. Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog.
Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.
Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician. Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition. Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs. Where there's a will, I want to be in it. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.