Sit in the back and don't play. The dog knows when to stop scratching. The rest of the orchestra didn't believe him, so he proved it by playing one. They really are the same size, but the violinists' heads are bigger. The cello burns longer.
Terrorists have sympathizers.
Sell it and buy a violin. The coffin has the corpse inside. So you don't have to re-train the cellists. He turned a peg and wouldn't tell him which one. One string bass player was so bad, even his section noticed.