Boosler I bought my wife a new car. Youngman Never go to bed mad. Next day he received a hundred letters. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. I don't like to interrupt her.