A Woman can visit her girlfriend for 2 weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for 3 hours. Women will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, or get the mail. Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting lost using a shortcut. PMS stands for Permissible Man-Slaughter. PMS also stands for Preposterous Mood Swings and Punish My Spouse.
Women are insecure about their weight, butt, breast sizes and age.
Women cannot use a map without turning the map to correspond to the direction that they are heading. Women always have 5 pounds to lose, but don't bring this up unless they really have 5 pounds to gain. Only Women understand the reason for 'guest towels' and the 'good china'. Women want equal rights, but you rarely hear them clamoring to be let into the draft to cover the responsibilities that go with those rights. All Women seek equality with men until it comes to sharing the closet, taking out the trash, and picking up the check.