Phone Book Humor, Tips, and Quotes. This page is like a buffet dinner. Enjoy what you like and leave that which is of no interest.
Stupidity is a choice.
Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them. If a woman burns her thighs on the hot coffee she was holding in her lap while driving, she blames the restaurant. If your teen-age son kills himself, you blame the rock 'n' roll musician he liked. If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer your family blames the tobacco company. If your daughter gets pregnant by the football captain you blame the school for poor sex education.