No matter how long he lives, no man ever becomes as wise as the average woman of forty eight. A good wife is good, but the best wife is not so good as no wife at all. Wives are people who feel that they don't dance enough. Show girls are so beautiful it is sad to think that twenty years from now they will all be five years older. The only unnatural sex act is that which you cannot perform.
Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty eight and forty.
If women believe in their husbands, they would be a good deal happier . . . If you wonder which is the stronger sex, watch which one twists the other around her little finger. The main difference between men and women is that men are lunatics and women are idiots. The differnece between wife and mistress is the difference between night and day. The United States is a land where men govern but women rule.