We all wondered what his problem was then later learned he suffered from expostulative sinewy syndrome. It was really strange but it explained his unusual appetite. Maybe your mother should go visit her veterinatian for a check-up. My mom makes me bathe every night. If I didn't make Renae have a shower every morning I'd have to bury her in the litterbox.
Some people have more that one face and they are referred to as two-faced.
Turkeys grow to be larger than us cats. If you happen to stalk a tom-tom and are unsuccessful on your first attempt, you only make them mad. If this happens you had better beat it. My older brother is always telling me how stupid I am. I'll end up having to go to Kalamazoo.