According to activists, dodgeball endangers students. School gyms become survival of the fittest hunting grounds where athletic kids prey on their weaker counterparts, weeding them from the evolutionary gene pool. Imagine a world with no Gruyere or Emmentaler. Eliminate such cheeses and the dominoes begin to topple. Fondue becomes a thing of the past.
Swiss banks go under.
A black market of smuggled cheese bubbles up and pretty soon the president appoints a Cheese Czar. I would incline to that option as I reflect back on my own pain, reconstructive facial surgeries and psychiatric counseling bills. Still, if we take the dodgeball away, kids might resort to more violent means of aggressing against the helpless. I'm surprised we haven't heard a solution in line with the scenario above. Combine the cheese and the dodgeball and let the kids pelt one another with the pungent projectiles.