Managing programmers is like herding cats. I'll go find out what they want. Memory is like an orgasm. It's a lot better if you don't have to fake it. Men are from Mars.
Women are from Venus.
Computers are from hell. When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen. When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it's probably obsolete. The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you least expect to find it. When the going gets tough, upgrade. 5.