He dropped his wallet down the chemical toilet s narrow opening, and, in an attempt to retrieve it, got his hand stuck. When workers couldn t release his hand, the toilet was cut out of the floor and carried to the hospital. Bad days come in all different shapes, and this day in court proves it. A New York court bailiff, whose job it was to swear in witnesses in a recent murder trial, discovered a minor mistake much after the fact. After a witness had been sworn in and was on the stand, he realized that instead of using the customary Bible to swear in the witness, the bailiff had accidentally used a Danielle Steele novel.
Some criminals give others a bad name.
After dark, a fellow was sneakily trying to siphon gas out of a motor home parked on a side street. Unfortunately for him, he tapped his hose into the unit s sewage tank by mistake. You can imagine the results. A Brazilian psychiatrist was charged with murder after gunning down one of his patients. In defense of his actions, he admitted, I couldn t take those nut cases anymore.