And all they ask in return is that you overlook certain security anomalies at some silly top secret lab somewhere. Hey, it's not like the secrets actually belong to you anyway. Americans are sharing people, so they'd want you to share our nuclear technology with the Peoples' Liberation Army. Why, the public practically ordered you to sell it off and make a few bucks. It's like cleaning out your attic and finding gold in those musty trunks and boxes.
Serendipity is a nuclear garage sale.
But most importantly, teach Mr. Gore just how much character does not count. Like Hansel and Gretel, you and Hillary can trace your way back to Little Rock by the crumbs of honor you've shed along the way. And you arrived at the Gingerbread White House just as the final cookie crumbled. As Chief Executive, you've expended all your ethical capital and are now an empty shell of a man waiting to be filled with whatever agenda best serves your interest today. Empty Mr. Gore that you may fill him with that same grasping self-service.