Imagine the exhaustive meetings before a negotiated settlement is hammered out. They can have the Carlisle II and an inflatable dinghy from the Port Orchard Yacht Club. We get a lifetime supply of Macadamia nuts and they can keep Don Ho. We get some beachfront property in Maui - they can have a visitor's office at Sinclair Landing. We get poi - no, that would violate the Geneva Convention as being too cruel.
War is never fair.
On second thought, perhaps I should volunteer to be a hostage during the skirmish. I know what you're saying. What a sacrifice for the cause.