If you're reading this, it must be a thousand years from now. Because nobody around here reads anymore. Put all the images and excitement right inside your brain and let it rip.
Shooters are hot right now, but last year all anybody wanted to probe was a trendy.
Sexbos, they're always popular, even if nobody wants to admit it. Why that is, I can't say exactly, because I've never probed a sexbo or any of the other mindflicks. Not because I wouldn't like to, but because I've got this serious medical condition that means I'm allergic to electrode needle probes. Stick one of those in my brain and it'll kick off a really bad seizure and then - total meltdown, lights out, that's all, folks. Which really borks me.