I'll call you. I am here on official business Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabris, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam. I have a catapult. Give me all of your money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head.
Te audire no possum.
Musa sapientum fixa est in aure. I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear. Interdum modo elabitur. Sometimes it just sort of slips out.