The AAA attributes 218 deaths and more than 12,000 injuries to road rage between January 1990 and August 1996. Wanting neither to become a statistic nor to inflict statistics on others, I have taken a fearless personal inventory. I have concluded that I am at low risk to sweep myself and you into a death grip of red-speckled fury because we had an automobile encounter. I am a wuss driver.
Wuss drivers live to drive another day.
If you change lanes and cut in front of me, no problem. My malehood does not shatter. If you run a red light on me, you will not get a punitive honk. I don't honk. The only time my horn is honked is during the state inspection.