Since I've used all of my sick days, I'm calling in dead. Some days you're a bug, other days a windshield. Sometimes the only solution is to find a new problem. Sure, easy for you to say, you don't have to eat it. Sure, they'll believe it.
Talk is cheap, because supply exceeds demand.
Teaching a pig to sing wastes your time and annoys the pig. A lot of people doing what I say. Thank you for not breathing while I smoke. The longer a man is wrong, the surer he is that he's right. The road to success is always under construction.