So the Canadians accommodated her, which isn't surprising since they are known for their manners. Greenlanders, it turns out, don't smile much. Neither do they say hello or goodbye. Unfortunately not all of the employees have taken to the new program, prompting the president of the stores to say its okay for each employee to smile in his or her own way. Which is double good news for those named Stephani.
Scientists are another group that's constantly meddling.
They like nothing better than to tell us that something we've believed in all our lives is wrong. This is going to radically change our lives since we've always had a built-in excuse when we lost our keys, forgot anniversaries and birthdays, and blanked out on our multiplication tables above seven times eight. Lest you think I'm just a traditionalist at heart and want the status to always remain quo, I have to say I'm all for change. I think we should shorten the presidential campaign to a month and confine it a website. I think we should hire the Jehovah's Witnesses to take the census since they already stop by every house and apartment in the country on any given Saturday morning.