Let me know if you have any practical success with this promising theory. Hone your chat-up technique. Most women in pubs and other social areas are only pretending to converse with their friends, and are actually longing for a man to come up to them and recycle a half-understood witticism cribbed from a paperback. Be an exciting lover. Remember this has nothing to do with sex, and everything to do with fitting mirrors on your bedroom ceiling and wearing posing pouches.
Women appreciate small attentions.
The next time you see a woman wiring up a plug, for example, politely stop her and say 'Here, let me do that for you. Playing professional snooker isn't the only thing women can't do. Be patient with your newly-acquired woman, and remember that you will not be able to train her overnight. Start small, perhaps by giving her a list of football players to memorise. After a while you will be able to move on to more complex ideas like what makes a car go, why Pink Floyd are good, or how to spend less than an hour at a time on the telephone.