The trouble with computer people is they don't know how to speak English. They speak something that sounds sort of like English, but when you listen closely, it's not. It has some English-sounding words and some structural similarities to English, but it's not English, nor is it any other known human tongue, ancient or modern. Latin resembles the language of Virgil and Cicero. Computerish is a language in which words and their meanings undergo bizarre and seemingly random transmogrifications.
Verbs metamorphose into nouns, and nouns transform themselves into verbs at the drop of a suffix.
New words magically appear from nowhere, and old words take on meanings completely unrelated to their accepted ones. The result is a form of prose that for incomprehensibility is rivaled only by the discourses of 12th century theologians and the press releases of the Environmental Protection Agency. A few definitions may further illustrate how Computerish works. As we all know, in English a template is a cardboard or plastic or metal pattern used for cutting something to a particular shape or marking the correct location of something, as in installing a doorknob. In template takes, the openings are called fields.