If you're not receiving enough attention, try knocking over several expensive antique lamps. Life is hard, then you nap. Make your mark in the world. Or at least spray in each corner. Never sleep alone when you can sleep on someone's face.
Variety is the spice of life.
One day ignore people, the next day annoy them. When eating out, think nothing of sending back your meal twenty or thirty times. When in doubt, cop an attitude. Funny Never feed your cat anything that clashes with the carpet. No, I'd like a dead cat in a glass.