In Van Nuys, California, a woman has died from a lethal snake bite from one of the ten poisonous snakes she owned and kept in her mobile home. Using that logic, I guess we should let children play with knives and guns. Another reason mobile home people shouldn't breed. Cubans held in a Louisiana prison have taken the warden and guards hostage using makeshift knives.
Today is the third day of the hostage crisis.
The prisoners wish to be returned to Cuba. The skit consisted of cast members portraying famous non-Jewish singers such as Brittany Spears, Celine Dion, and Mariah Carey celebrating Chanukah. The skit was deemed offensive since it made what many consider anti-Semitic stereotypes. Saturday Night Live then announced their next movie called Those Crazy Muslims where a Christian pop-rock group consisting of Brittany Spears, Celine Dion, and Mariah Carey takes a zany pilgrimage to Mecca. In a Republican presidential debate yesterday in Iowa, John McCain stated that he felt that government support of the research of ethanol should end.