Y ou sniff the cork like a dog in heat. Then you take a sip and slosh it around your mouth. I m sorry, but wine shouldn t be sloshed, you should.
Some days reading the news is every frat boys wet dream.
No, Jennifer Lopez isn t moving in next door wearing a dress that makes the one she had on at the Grammies look like a nun s habit. Come on, we re talking about reality here. The news is that drinking beer may actually have benefits other than thinking you re witty, offering the remote possibility of sex, and keeping aspirin manufacturers in business. Alcohol, it turns out, may actually be good for you. This isn t a completely new discovery.