An orgasm is the person who accompanies the choir in church. A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickles. An erection is when Japanese vote for their new government officials. A lesbian is a person from the Middle-East.
Sodomy is a special kind of fast-growing grass.
Pornography is the business of making record albums. Genitals are people of non-Jewish origins. An enema is someone who is not your friend. Ovaries are a French egg dish made with cheese. Scrotum is a small planet near Uranus.