They love it. They can't get enough, and if long enough passes without our caressing them, they act. It's just to get attention. If they've been neglected their revenge can be horrible. It's your shoes cries for attention.
Shoes really make the world go round.
They invented money, consumerism, and, yes, even humans just for their own sake, so that someone would buy them, use them, and thereby giving them their daily massage. The Japanese sussed it out, but of course the shoes did that first. So the next time you walk in the shops seeing rows upon rows of shoes, know that the meaning of life, universe and everything is really shoe cream, shoelaces, and a loving brush with a 40 minute walk afterwards. For the shoes that is. This Project Galactic Guide site owned by Alex McLintock .