Grizzard Directory of Quotes - words of wit and wisdom from the late, great Southern humorist. Humor Quotes and Deep Thoughts - full of quotations and taglines that you'll never forget. Humor Quotations - includes stupid statements, advertising quotes, foreign signs, and random silliness. Lost Quotes - comedian John Marks changes the way we view history, with original art by Chris Bonno and animations by Chip Swenson. Marsh's Unfamiliar Quotations - an appreciation of friends, family, and the commonwealth of wit.
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Quote Book - a compendium of truly bizarre quotes taken from normal conversations. Quotes Unlimited - contemporary quotes for the person who's said everything. Quotez - searchable list of funny quotes, newspaper mistakes, safety tips, and exam gaffes.