And that includes a whole host of peculiar bedtime rituals. For most people, going to bed means changing clothes first. While it would be easier to sleep in whatever you happen to be wearing, the resulting wrinkles would run you the risk of being arrested for impersonating an accordion without a license. That being the case, most people manage to get their garments off and piled up in the middle of the floor before retiring for the evening. Once undressed, men and women are strictly segregated, thus allowing each species to complete their bedtime rituals in equally bizarre fashion.
Women spend a lot of time removing their makeup before bed.
In fact, they spend more time taking it off than they did putting it on in the morning. That's probably because they usually put their makeup on in the car while going 70 miles an hour down the expressway. If there's any gross buildup beneath the nails, bedtime is a good time to clean it out and toss it under the bed. Though both activities are similar, nothing could be more different. The average man stands in front of the mirror and lathers his mouth to a rabid-like froth so that it drips over his chin, off his belly and into the sink.