Dale an' Kenneth. I don't know who he is, but all praise to him, for he is the root on which the fruit grow. CPA-ONE, who taught me everything I knows about accountin'. We used to work tha streets together, just two hungry young hustlas accountin' freestyle. I wish he wuz here to receive his full props, but, as I related in a earlier column, he wuz killed in lockdown by some bitch-ass Accountz Payabo punk.
Word is bond.
Peace to all y'all. Except you Accountz Payabo muthafuckas. Copyright 2001 Onion, Inc., All rights reserved.