Now no one will remember him. Well, we could still hold him accountable for his past actions, but the press might be sympathetic to a retired person. Someday I hope they will be sympathetic to me. Well, people, I have examined the professional sports field, and the main offender is someone called Tiger Woods. I'm quite sure that can't be his real name.
Someone check it out.
Someone else check it out. Now I don't play golf myself. My responsibilities to the Nation would never permit such an indulgence. But I have read enough to see that Mr. Woods obviously has unfair advantages over the other players, and he blatantly uses those advantages in his drives and his puts. That's putts, Sir.