A ticket to Paris and a Mercedes. Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Yugo.
Tiger has a better driver.
I think I'll just crash with my boyfriend tonight. Clawing her way out of her coffin. Diana's heart was in the right place, if you consider the glove compartment the right place. Tonight we could all memorialize the sainted Mother Teresa and the beloved Princess Di by eating curry and sticking our fingers down our throats.