I am a forgiving woman. Long ago, I forgave my husband for not being Paul Newman. Next day he received a hundred letters. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
I married Miss Right. Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all. My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate.