Put a little money away every month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised how little you have. A kiss is a procedure, cunningly devised, for the mutual stoppage of speech at a moment when words are superfluous. The family that bathes together, stays together. All things come to him who orders hash. There's no substitute for genuine lack of preparation.
Truth is like a trolley car that, to operate, has to run in alternating directions.
When the bell rings, there had better be some supper. A man who carries a cat by the tail leams something he can learn in no other way. There are no new jokes, but a joke is new if you have never heard it before. Sic pilum iactum est. Noel Coward thought work was more fun than fun, but he never, ever, worked in the mines.