One of the articles debunked the false Internet rumor that the soft drink Mountain Dew is a contraceptive. Hmm, I wonder if you actually have to be pregnant or if you can get protection by merely contributing to the pregnancy. An article listing the most important inventions of the 20th century included washing machines, vacuum cleaners, electric irons, refrigerators, brassieres, sanitary napkins, dishwashers, frozen foods, disposable diapers and pantyhose. A men's list wouldn't have included any of those things except maybe refrigerators and frozen pizza. The U-spot was described as being just above one body part and just below another.
Women always complain that men never ask for directions.
David Shapiro is managing editor of the Star-Bulletin.