This is why high school romances rarely work. The women will roll their eyes and groan and wait it out. To their credit, men do not decorate their penmanship. They just chicken-scratch. Women use scented, colored stationary and they dot their i's with circles and hearts.
Women use ridiculously large loops in their p's and g's.
It is a royal pain to read a note from a woman. Even when she's dumping you, she'll put a smiley face at the end of the note. A man has at most six items in his bathroom - a toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in a typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.