He also is fond of bear-hugging me so he can force my nose into his armpit. Thinks this is cute. He never, ever picks up his dirty socks or underwear. He goes outside in his socks and then he rolls his socks into donuts that no detergent could ever get clean. Towels are draped over every conceivable object in his room save his computer.
Shirts are flung.
Pants have lives of their own. They wear their own shorts. Shoes I won't discuss. The deodorant remains untouched next to the unused toothpaste. But at least he won't wear dirty clothes.