If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either. Sow your wild oats on Saturday night-Then on Sunday pray for crop failure. The younger the better. The game of love is never called off on account of darkness. It was no the apple on the ground that caused the trouble in the garden.
Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly.
Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs. There may be somethings better than sex, and some things may be worse. But there is nothing exactly like it. Love your neighbor, but don't get caught. Love is a hole in the heart.