I brake for no apparent reason. I'm not as think as you drunk I am. A tax on people who are bad at math. Rehab is for quitters. I'm a taxidermist.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill.
Some may find these witty and light hearted but what I see is an accident waiting to happen. People strain to read them and crash. I think by doing this I could save lives. I am grateful that I can use the WWW to champion my cause. But I am afraid that isn't enough, I need to spread the word to non-wired individuals and in order to fund this planned media blitz I will be selling limited edition bumper stickers.