Squirrels are taking over our colleges and universities, corrupting students and faculty. The latest report comes from the University of Toronto in Ontario, Canada. 27 Aug 1997 Greetings. That way the air-conditioning system works more efficiently. Though we have insect screens on the windows, they are no match for squirrels, who gnaw through them in no time at all.
Squirrels find books to be particularly attractive nesting material.
During my study at the University of Toronto, however, I did not see any healthy squirrels. Instead, U of T is inhabited by Mutant Squirrels, squirrels with black fur and red eyes. Only time will tell. Report your findings to scary squirrel world . We will inform anti-squirrel activists everywhere of your distress.