Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not. Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is hung. Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal as if he had gone already, comes back later. All urinals being used, pisses in the sink. No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on the floor.
Shoots stream up, down and across urinals, tries to hit flies or bugs.
Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants. Pisses directly into bottom of urinal, likes to make bubbles. Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows guy next to him will get blamed. Bangs penis on side of urinal to dry it off. Waits until he has to crap, then does both.