Why, you could visit the Eiffel Tower, and gawk at the Mona Lisa at the Louvre. And then, sated with culture, you could return to your hotel room and watch le television for the remaining nine days of your visit. Do be sure to order les escargots for dinner while you're there. Such a divine dish. And when you've done with it, be sure to ask the waiter the ingredients.
Sex is a good thing for the people.
Of course, even the common people should limit the amount of sex they have. One will do. Either man or woman. I would appreciate your learned advice on how, in future, to better uphold my side of such a conversation. After touring the domicile, and noting the arrangement thereof, she asked which of the occupants slept on the sofa.