You are a nobody in Fayetteville unless you have purchased a cheap automobile and spent more money redesigning it than the vehicle is actually worth. This can be done in a multitude of ways. One method is lowering the vehicle and extending the axle with low-profile tires. This may cause bottoming-out on speed bumps, but it looks good until you do. Another method is layering windows with self-adhesive tinting film.
Stereos also help if used in conjunction with the above-mentioned items.
Again, I would like to thank all the wonderful drivers in Fayetteville for teaching me such valuable lessons. I will make sure I pass these lessons along as I leave Fayetteville and move to a different part of the country. To all the new drivers in the area, I wish you safe driving and sincerely hope that the lessons above help you in your day to day activities.