If you're an expert at the Jitter Bug. There are three signs of old age. The first is your loss of memory, the other two I forget. You're getting old when you don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. Old age is when work is a lot less fun-and fun a lot more work.
Statistics show that at the age of seventy, there are five women to every man.
Old age is when it takes longer to rest than to get tired. By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. Old age is when you have stopped growing at both ends, and have begun to grow in the middle. A man has reached old age when he is cautioned to slow down by his doctor instead of by the police. Old age is having a choice of two temptations and choosing the one that will get you home earlier.