They don't pay you to slack off, so the slack-off hours don't count. You are the man. But just keep it to yourself. As we move closer to equality in society, it's good to identify some of the behavioral differences that separate men and women. One of these involves the bathroom mirror.
Women tend to look at themselves in the bathroom mirror much more than men do.
That's because a lot of women still wear makeup, and you really need to pay attention when you're putting on mascara or lipstick. Men are just shaving or brushing their teeth, and that doesn't take much attention. Now, as we get older and fatter, we start disliking what we see in that mirror. Unfortunately, women then have to concentrate even more because they're trying to use makeup as a time machine. Men, on the other hand, can look away.