People get a little annoyed when you park a hearse in front of their house. Don't take romantic advice from a lonely old alcoholic. Sticking your face into a lawnmower is bad. Parents and police officers are unable to tell the difference between late afternoon and midnight. Everybody has a reference book about ancient Irish coins in their apartment.
Urinals are unfair to short people.
Hernias are caused by pots of gold breaking through the abdominal wall. Must be a Catholic thing. I hope that he manages to run you over. It was the way you came in after all. 50 mins - Maybe you should be more frugal with your rocks, being able to retrace your steps for twenty feet is less than worthless.