About fifteen years go by, and one day the priest realizes that he must tell his son the truth. I'm not your father. The archbishop is your father. When Blue Collar workers go out together on a week-end they talk about football. When Middle management are together, they talk about tennis.
Top management discusses golf.
A policeman was patrolling near midnight at a local parking spot overlooking a golf course. He drove by a car and saw a couple inside with the dome light on. Inside there was a young man in the driver's seat reading a computer magazine and a young lady in the back seat calmly knitting. He stopped to investigate. The police officer walked up to the driver's window and knocked.