As they older, their toys simply become more expensive and impractical. A woman asks a man to water her plants while she is on vacation. The man waters the plants. The woman comes home five days later, to anapartment full of dead plants. No one knows why this happens.
Some men look good with mustaches.
Those men are Tom Selleck and Burt Reynolds. There are no women who look good with mustaches. If Gloria, Suzanne, Deborah and Michelle get together for lunch, they will call each other Gloria, Suzanne, Deborah and Michelle. But if Mike, Dave, Rob and Jack go out for a brewsky, they will affectionately refer to each other as Bullet-Head, Godzilla, Peanut Brain and Useless. There are five things that women should never, ever ask a guy, according to an article in last April's issue of Sassy magazine.