It's legal to keep a dog chained up at your house. You never have to wait for a dog. They're ready to go 24 hours a day. The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you. It is socially acceptable to have sexual relations with a woman.
Women look good in sweaters.
Women leave the room to fart. Women know how to make popcorn. Both look stupid in hats. Both look good in a fur coat. Both put too much value on kissing.