Keeps quota low enough that people go back to inter-office mail, thus solving problem. I've got my boots and backpack. Users give up and go back to post-it notes. Users give up and go back to post-it notes. Tells the users to use flat files and grep, the way God meant Man to keep track of phone numbers.
Users give up and go back to post-it notes.
Longer than eight kilobytes. Sources the output of a Perl script, rewrites itself. You must mean kill -9. Writes entries for Obfuscated C contest. Audits card-key logs.