I would like to here from you. Ours is not to reason why. Ours is but to do or die. No, Windows is not a virus. Okay, Windows does that.
Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so.
Okay, Windows does that too. Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk. Okay, Windows does that, too. Windows does that, too. Yup, that's with Windows, too.