Be assured that others will be merrily attacking the literary theories YOU hold most dear. Each definition will have a by-line to identify its author. Anything goes, style-wise. Someone who may not believe in Santa Claus but certainly believes in the omnipresence of Disneyland. The true ironist is not the speaker but the perceiver, who insists on pulling something out of nothing's hat.
Sexuality is the only topic of discussion here, yet actual sex is regarded as affrontery.
Job interviews are conducted in hotel rooms which lack beds. That thing about which everything can be said without fear of censure, since even the most outrageous statements about it will still come to naught. A term ingeniously devised by literary historians to describe a movement composed of writers and artists who, if they were alive today, would immediately and without hesitation dissociate themselves from each other. Feel free to forward this call for submissions to anyone who might be interested. Please do not change the text of this announcement.