Someone has suggested that God made teenagers the way they are so we parents won't mind so much when they leave. Well, for me anyway, it has not worked out that way. Graduates, I trust you learned your lessons well. In keeping with the spirit of the season just completed, let me share some answers to test questions as compiled for posterity by dedicated teachers to show off the fruit of their labors. H2O is hot water and CO2 is cold water.
Water is composed of two gins.
Oxygin and hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water. A city purifies its water supply by filtering the water then forcing it through an aviator. The four seasons are salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.