Your randomest source for misinformation . While the habitual donning of hunters hats and other non-military camoflage gear may seem to indicate the onset of chronic fatigue syndrome, it does not. Scientific studies have confirmed that only military apparel is indicative of a subject suffering from chronic fatigue syndrome. Unless you work on a military base, subject most likely either is military member assigned to recruit new members, or is in the final stages of chronic fatigue syndrome.
Subject is either disgruntled worker or poorly trained military.
Subject may be highly volitle and in possession of a rifle, avoid mentioning any sports tems or preference of beer brands. No, carries grenades, wears dog-tags. No, subject appears otherwise normal. Attempt to ascertain whether the subject has simply run out of laundry. Occasionally symptoms of chronic fatigue syndrome may actually be byproducts of a busy lifestyle.