Well here it is buddy. A houseboat is struck by a meteor which tranforms the victims into indestructable zombies. Zombies infest the movie's swamp, chewing up poachers and skinny-dipping women alike until the main characters find out, then they come out of the swamp and start eating people. Emmett is a welcome breath of air, the old man's grumpy demeanor and quotes are a saving grace. Thank goodness nearly everyone falls prey to the ravenous creatures but unfortunately Tom and Shawn escape in a rowboat.
Sheriffs are in charge of rebuilding bridges.
Zombies are worse about rooting in trash than racoons. Aliens like to cop a feel when killing a girl. Deputies a really dumb, we're talking mongoloid here. Elderly women always carry frying pans. If you are in possession of an axe, when attacked by zombies, use it.