PMS also stands for Punish My Spouse. Women are insecure about their weight, butt and breast-size. All women are overweight by definition, don't argue with them about it. All women are overweight by definition, don't agree with them about it. If a man ticks off a woman she will often respond by getting a fuzzy toilet cover which warms their rear, but makes it impossible for the lid to stay up thus it constantly gets peed on by the guys.
Women never check to see if the lid is up.
Women can get out of speeding tickets by pouting. This will get men arrested. Women don't really care about a sense of humor in a guy despite claims to the contrary. It's OK for women to dance with each other and not be gay, You don't see straight men dancing together. All women seek equality with men until it comes to sharing the closet, taking out the trash, and picking up the check.