Writer is mobbed by scores of marauding fans armed to the teeth with autograph books. Don't tell anyone about it. If anyone asks what you are doing, say you are playing one of those computer games that is so complicated, if you leave it now, you'll never complete it, ever. Write the book, without pressure of deadlines or death threats from irritable publishers. Writer goes to lots of parties, and forgets about nasty Publisher.
Writer magically makes all the deadlines.
Everyone is happy, and writer gains reputation as a miracle worker. Of course, you could just ignore everything in this section and go to a party. See also Writers' Block This Project Galactic Guide site owned by Alex McLintock .