Microsoft has disclosed plans to discontinue all smaller versions of their chicken dinners. Future releases will only be in the larger family size. Excess chicken may be stored for future use, but must be saved only in Microsoft-approved packaging. Microsoft promises a dessert with every dinner after '98. However, that version has yet to be released.
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Forwarded by John Foltz, a forest entomologist, whose life work is infecting people with organisms from the guts of termites so that people can eat wood.