In fact, the real secret to Snaggletooth. We're working on a self help book and daily affirmation calendar based on this gentle mental giant's philosophy, but until then, make due with this abbreviated list. Resist innovation at every step. Refuse to even acknowledge the existence of things that weren't a part of your life 20 years ago. You have to eat as many different kinds of meat every day as you possibly can.
Strange combinations are the best, like lox and braunschwieger, or bacon and duck pate.
Especially if you are Jewish. Doesn't matter if you're chained to a glue machine at a Nike factory in Thailand. If it's got health benes, it's a GOOD thing. Job salary outweighs everything else except the inclusion of health benefits. If it pays better take it, regardless of personal fulfillment.