He or she has turned down tenure-track positions due to lack of relocation funds. The best this multi-degreed individual can do for work is minimum wage at a uniform shop. Every college student in America has several, regardless of their income. Again, I wouldn't want somebody this immature teaching at my school. Get a credit card, take out a loan, beg, borrow, or steal from friends and family.
Temporary debt is better than chronic unemployment.
Even a little effort would yield a better position with more pay. The problem, in my view, is that most of his or her suggestions are already in place or make no sense if the school is dealing with mature, responsible adults. Phone interviews almost always precede in-person interviews. Any decent school will reimburse interviewees or pay their travel costs in advance. This opens up a whole can of liability that nobody wants to get into.