I like cow fat in my coffee. I don't use sugar, however. And any wussy around can drink Maxwell House without aldulteration, though I don't know why you'd want to try. That's no challenge. Then you can call me a wussy, nancy boy.
Swedes drink good coffee.
When we go back to the US east coast the coffee tastes like water. I feel for you. I'm a red eye man myself. 2 shots, at least. seriously. In fact, it is Peet's that I have sent.