In order to get their attention you have to turn them on. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer you could have had a better model. They hear what you say, but not what you mean.
Some people keep repeating the same mistakes over and over and call it experience.
General An object at rest will always be in the wrong place. An object in motion will always be headed in the wrong direction. Once I had multiple personalities, but now we are feeling well. General Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.