You ve got to mooch, brother. Help yourself to a home office. First land one of those Mickey Mouse jobs listed in the classifieds. Free office supplies. Visit Kinko s or any other copy-service chain.
Sources say supplies are replenished daily, just before noon.
Getting a reservation at an exclusive eatery is one of the best ways to impress a date or boss. Next memorize the same info on another fancy-schmancy restaurant in a big city across the country. Now phone restaurant number one and explain to the ma tre d that you work at restaurant number two and that your chef give the name implored you to eat there. If you re flexible with your time, they ll do everything in their power to get you in. Be your own snotty assistant.