This is for a medal. Duane and Susan may be clearing space on the mantel right now. Winning a medal for soccer should be easy, as long as Darryl doesn't have to play in net. It hurts when you use your head. Duane and Susan can leave the Tylenol at home.
Soccer is easy, goalkeeping is hard.
Lister can vouch for that. I've seen him at goalie. He's not a goalie.