Nekromantik Sometimes squirrels commit suicide. Paper cutters will chop clean through fingers, especially latex ones. Beware the man who keeps KY Jelly at his computer desk. Before losing their virginity, young girls are plagued by nightmares involving demonic phalluses. You really don't want to know what is in hot dogs.
True love involves tattoos.
Sometimes watching the end credits pays off handsomely. PETA would be furious. 8 mins - Stratford, England must be having an earthquake right now. 16 mins - Tromeo really needs to get out more often. 30 mins - Somebody in the effects department actually spent time mashing raisins into baloney.