At least you can then say you're supporting the performing arts. Support Green causes, and bemoan the fact that penguins have taken over Boulders. Accept certain inalienable truths. There aren't enough traffic cops. The public transport system is bad.
Tourists are here to stay.
Pray that parliament stays in Cape Town. Hope that the politicians don't. Know that a casino will eventually be opened in Cape Town. If you're a recent arrival in the Mother City, change your numberplates soon. Move out of your house in December and exploit a desperate tourist.