Cats are not, in fact, approved pets for men. We rank fish above cats. You probably don't want to know what we're thinking about. We do care what you think. Let us pick out our own ties.
Socks never constitute a gift.
Department stores and malls were designed so that when you want to look at bed linen, shower curtains or handbags, there are always some speakers, tires or sporting equipment nearby. We don't know anything about handbags. Don't even ask. We did water the plants. They died anyway.