I kept expecting him to start trying to be funny. The kid that played Simon Birch was pretty good as an actor, but he didn't look the least bit like what I would have expected. That's all I have to say really. I base this on the spark's gender test, which was fairly decisive, and a Weekly World News article about botched sex-change operations. Men generally prefer showers.
Women prefer to pamper themselves with hot baths.
Those that do the reverse may be due for a change. I know this is very upsetting for you, and I can assure you, it hasn't been an easy adjustment for me either. My only consolation is that now my hatred of high-heels is explained. I am really trying to base my new life around that, you know, focus on the positive. Well, anyway, you heard it here first.