Some of them I don't understand, and others I wish I did not understand, because they should be censored. I want to share some of my favorites with you and invite you to share your favorites in return in this year's contest. Last year's contest on favorite maxims was very successful, and I have patterned this contest on the same principles. Read my selection of bumper stickers, then link to the contest and follow the directions. There is another link to the contest at the bottom of the article.
Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog. I get enough exercise just pushing my luck. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill. Dates in calendar are closer than they appear. If you can read this, you are too close.