Or lack thereof.
Success lies in the masterful administration of the unexpected.
The problems inherent in being a teenage boy are many and multifold. You never know where your life is going to lead, or what's for dinner, or if you're in the play, or what they're giggling about, or whether you can finish your homework before dawn, or a million other things. You can't control anything. Your hormones, your hair, your clothes, your classes, your emotions or discussions or wandering eyes. You have no control.