Don't believe anything you read here. You have been warned. Today, Jesse Jackson announced that his Rainbow Coalition had reached its logical conclusion, and declared that absolutely everything is racist, including bunnies and ice cream. Not to be outdone, Ms Opal Euthright of the Family Virtue Organization reported that absolutely everything is offensive, especially yogurt and saltines.
Saltines are white.
Ms Euthright responded that she found Jackson's comments very offensive. The views expressed here are the opinions of the morons.org contributors.