First of all, he wants a cheeseburger. Double onions, hold the mayo. Only then will he be able to reflect on what he was - leader of the largest, most diverse and most sprawling fast food empire on the planet. All in all, he was a successful president. The economy is at an all-time high.
Unemployment is low.
But unfortunately, most Americans still are convinced he willingly would fondle the boobies of any random barnyard animal, including Paula Jones, and then lie about it. Surely it is capable. Neither one was really that bad a guy. Hoover, for example, did humanitarian work. Years of experience with the federal government.