Domain names are being registered at a record pace. Secure YOUR space on the internet today - it's simple. NyQuil hasn't kicked in yet. Makes funny noise while frying. To kill off samonella now, before it gets dangerous.
Turkey bacon tastes like stool.
NyQuil kicked in, wound up sleeping on kitchen floor. I always take suggestions on improvement. After all, your subscriptions make this site possible. Today's cartoon was provided by Marc Tyler Nobleman . Marc started cartooning professionally in 1998.