If the shelves are dusty and the pots don't shine it's because I have better things to do with my time. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. Please don't tidy my mess, you'll only confuse me. The dust bunnies are having a convention at my house. This house is protected by killer dust bunnies.
True love leads to housework.
When I get the urge to clean house, I lay down until it passes. You can draw in my dust, just don't date it.