Subways can travel at 400 mph. Corporate executives pack heat. Trunks are bulletproof. The oldest men's shop in Scotland takes earrings instead of money. Katanas are magic.
Shakespearean crowds are pretty jaded.
Immortals have indestructible clothes. Theater prop swords can stand up to a real sword. Immortality is sexy. They have the Wizard of Oz, high school and football on other worlds, but not kids. Airplane safety films are directed by Irwin Allen.