Thomas Schlamme had the honor of directing the episode, and his last name made me hungry, so I microwaved a burrito. It was good. There was a song break at this point, and a guy sang a bunch of stuff about different shows. The best part was Jennifer Anniston obviously getting pissed off when the guy singing criticized Friends for its all white cast. I hate that stupid fucking show, anyway, and Jennifer Aniston can pop her implants and go back to being a waitress, for all I care.
Words roll at the bottom saying that the green stuff is representative of storms.
I didn't think a simple map needed a ticker-tape instruction manual. I also wonder why they would be green. I look outside, but there is no green to be found. A few more of the boring awards go by, and then Julianna Margulies, looking like a corpse that abuses heroin, comes out and presents an award to a lot of dead people I never heard of. I don't know if they got an award, per say, but they were definitely dead.