Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato. You can't trust dogs to watch your food. Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a TicTac. Never hold a Dustbuster and a cat at the same time.
School lunches stick to the wall.
You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree. One reason to smile is that every seven minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring. Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly car payment is due.