The road to to success is always under construction. Those who can't write, write help files. To be, or not to be, those are the parameters. To err is human, to really foul things up requires a computer. Today is the last day of your life so far.
Wasting time is an important part of life.
When all else fails, read the instructions. When in doubt, don't bother. When in doubt, ignore it. I'd insult you, but you're not bright enough to notice. ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible.