After all, if they don't get you then someone who falls asleep at the wheel will. People do not read as much as they used to. It's hard to make the time to sit down and read a book when you ought to be exercising. No chance of properly relaxing, either then or over a drink. It's far too dangerous as someone is bound to get killed.
Sex is no release either.
Not when that is like playing Russian rulet. Wearing a condom just increases the number of barrels. But wine women and song are pointless because soon we are all going to die in an environmental catastrophe. Youth suicide is at record levels because our materialistic society is denying people the spirituality necessary to enjoy the wonders of life. Your wages must be docked by the government to do something about it.