The Innocent By The Emu During Max, Skinner's deal with The Smoking Man raises it's ugly head. Title says it all. By Brandon D. Ray Mulder and Scully aren't speaking to each other. Skinner wants to know why. Mulder finds out the truth about vampires.
Skinner is the victim of computer piracy.
Meanwhile, Mulder is determined to find the donut stalker, and everyone has some grave concerns about recent developments in interior decorating. While someone continues to play free and easy with Mulder's apartment, Skinner is forced to deal with a rival for his lover's affections and decides to give serious consideration to drinking juice in the morning. Mulder's stalker takes an interest in his fitness regime, Skinner gets a chance to have words with his rival, and everything comes to a head over a minor housekeeping problem. Just as Skinner is about to come over to the Dark Side, someone finally shows Mulder the light. Walter begins to understand the horror of the dating scene.