Certainly they didn't pass so quickly for you, what with so much to discuss after the football season opener in Chapel Hill. Nevertheless, in case you missed them, I felt there were a few things that deserved further discussion. It has been well documented that for family entertainment, sporting events just don't cut it anymore.
Tickets are expensive.
Food, souvenirs, parking, and tailgating don't exactly come cheap either. That's just for one, so if the family's going, do the math according to your family specific multiple, and remember that number. Keep in mind that you sport officially licensed apparel to the games, and a portion of the money for that navy polo shirt and V-sabre hat is, theoretically speaking, part of your donation to your favorite University. This isn't Virginia's problem, but it most certainly is UNC's. Regardless, I'm still looking for someone to help me pry my knees out from under my chin in order to properly celebrate the big win.