Now, it's not unexpected, I just thought I could put it off for another year or so, but my doctor thinks I should do it immediately. However, in just six weeks I should be fully recovered and ready to go back to work. My hair should be growing back by then and everything. Fortunately I wasn't at home when he called, so he left messages on my answering machine. This was back in September of last year, and in February of this year a friend of mine went to that Waffle House and was talking with someone about this when the manager overheard him.
Truth is definitely stranger than fiction.