Two wrongs do not make a right. But three lefts do. If you run out of sick days, call in dead. Where there's smoke, there's dinner. A thing not worth doing isn't worth doing well.
Time is just nature's way to keep everything from happening at once.
All true wisdom is found on t-shirts. Digital circuits are made from analog parts. One-Seventh of your life will be spent on Mondays. Sometimes too much to drink isn't enough. Some guy named Gideon left his bible here.