T is for tennis ball. More than 70,000 Wilson balls will be used in this year's Open. The cable network, not the nation. It'll be televising many hours of tennis beginning at 11 a.m. today. CBS gets most of the good stuff.
V is for Venus.
W is for webcam. X is for XVI, as in Louis. He rebuffed French commoners in 1789. They began a revolution on a tennis court, with The Tennis Court Oath . Balls, indeed .