So you'd think the Falcons would beat the Broncos like the proverbially rented Yugo. And a buddy of mine took this to about the fifth degree and figured out that he could beat Jimmy Connors. You have to wonder who's enjoying revisionist history more, Jimmy Carter or Rich Brooks. Someone tell the animators at Fox Sports to either switch to decaf or take a year or two off. Unless they want to pit the football assault choppers against the hockey robots.
Smart money's on the under.
Wonder if all those free agents who hop around from team to team like so many Siamese cats on bubble wrap have learned anything from fan favorites and beloved lifers who stay with one team their whole career, ala Jordan, Brett, Yount, Gwynn, Elway, Musial, et al. Thought the red in red zone meant stop 10. Denver cheated and brought in volleyball stud Karch Kiraly to block balls at the line of scrimmage 9. Mistake to keep a guy covering Shannon Sharpe the entire game no matter what 8. Brooks distracted getting ready for halftime performance as his hep-cat alter ego Big Bad Voodoo Daddy 7.