I can guarantee that some paltry movie critic that nobody bothers to pay attention to used that exact wording in his or her review of this film. Unfortunately for you, gentle review reader, you're stuck reading this review, and Cranky fails to observe that this movie has a great deal to offer. You get to see Christina Ricci molest a little boy. I thought even simulated sexual activity between undersgaed youngsters, or those representing themselves as underaged youngsters, was a punishable offense.
Somebody alert the authorities.
Elijah Wood gets electrocuted. He's better off dead, and it adds an uplifting moment to this dreary film. The wife swapping scene. Lots of build up, but it never delivers.