I would have to eat teenie-tiny food . . . Wanting a real meal, she was none too pleased with this prospect, but she does not see the beauty in finger food. They satisfy a primal urge, and, frankly, I don t like silverware or chopsticks, for that matter. I like eating with my hands. It is more precise and more efficient.
True eaters can t waste time on etiquette.
It has been proven that society invented the fork to foil our fun. Our one remaining outlet for freedom of expression is a wandering tray of appetizers. In terms of hors d oeuvres, the Fall Ball pre-party was a smash. Life is good in business school. However, since I arrived three months ago, after numerous schmoozing events and parties, I have yet to be satisfied.