Those who did just assumed he was a very large bag person, and gave him as much space as they could. Eddy had a place to live, a job, a steady income, and all the vegetables he could eat, but everyone was afraid of him, so he was lonely and depressed. Some people are never satisfied. Then it got worse. He started having dreams about the past lives of his various parts.
Some people have multiple personalities.
Eddy had multiple pasts. So one day, Eddy decided it was time to visit a shrink. He didn t have a lot of money to spare, because he was saving up for an operation that wasn t covered by Medicare. But shrink-work was covered, if you could get the shrink to declare that it was essential. Most shrinks were happy to oblige.