When the sloths came down from the trees, we got to ask our sloth questions. I, for one, have always had many questions about sloths that I have been afraid to ask. And knowing how important sloth information is to the people of North Texas, I thought I'd share what I'd learned. Here are some frequently asked sloth questions. V.B. is a baby sloth.
Sloth couples tend to have loooong engagements.
V.B.'s mother was in labor for 17 months. Besides they don't like fast-talking politicians. Sloths are too slow to catch their own food, which is pretty sad considering they mainly eat plants. Sloths prefer flourescent lights that flicker on slowly and take a while to light up completely. There's no reason to be startled by one of those lightbulbs that just turn on all of a sudden when you flip the switch.