Let's say Carl, the brain-dead jagoff in the cubicle next to you. Because he's a slacking, worthless, toady idiot. 5 - This is very important. Even as a joke. It's not funny.
Words are kind of important.
8 - Don't ask her if she came. You're a big boy now, Clouseau, you should know if she came. 9 - Don't tell her how to merge, and she won't tell you to ask for directions. 10 - When she catches you cheating on her and cuts your dick off in your sleep, take it like a man. So, guys its really not that hard.