The third night he takes her thirty miles away and lo and behold, she gives in. Afterwards, he asks her why she finally gave in. The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off. She goes bitching to Little Johnny's father. She comes to Little Johnny's house and sees Little Johnny fucking a goat in the front yard.
Statistics are like bikinis.
What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.