Just another way to beat Johnny Law.
Truth is, a lot of folks feel the same way.
There are other people out there just like you . Luckily, the Sharper Image does think of everything, uselessness notwithstanding. Now available for your drinking convenience is the Digital Alcohol Breath Tester, Deb for this expose. A note on the Sharper Image. Their catalog is, I think, a perennial favorite among teenage males.