When preparing for work, a woman will put on a Mondi wool suit, and then slip into Reebok sneakers. She will carry her dress shoes in a plastic bag from Saks. When she arrives at work, she will put on her dress shoes. Five minutes later, she will kick them off because her feet are under her desk. A man wears one pair of shoes for the entire day.
Women have millions of shoes, one for every outfit.
Men have millions of shoes, one for every sport or athletic activity. Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats. Women look into mirrors for hours arranging makeup and doing a million things to their hair only to decide they are having a bad hair day. Men look into the mirror before they go out for no apparent reason.