She looked kind of sexy in those handcuffs. Lord knows the Lewinsky-Clinton thing has bottomed out, as far as interesting news goes. It's been more than two months since Monicagate entered America's vocabulary, and it's been nearly that long since any interesting news emerged from the tawdry little scandal. Don't feel bad if you've tuned out. Even the Washington Post is having trouble coming up with another regurgitated article this month.
Spring is in the air, and people have better things to think about.
Still, I'm disgusted by Starr's attempts to get Monica's book purchases introduced as evidence in his pathetic crusade to impeach Clinton. As I type these words Monday night, it's still Thomas Jefferson's birthday. The Constitution isn't very hip in 1998. It was written by white boys of European descent and based on unfashionable ideals about democracy and individual freedoms. There's no hypertext involved and it doesn't have a world-beat soundtrack.