Just a stupid story.
Violence solves all problems.
When it comes to getting what you want and all else fails, you will never go wrong by resorting to The way of the fist. I learned this in primary as a Sunbeam. Sunbeams were in Sunday school, so if I was in primary when I learned it, I must have been a Targeteer. I swear after all these years I still can't figure out the designated days, meetings, and titles I held during whichever meeting I happened to be in at the time. Imagine then what that must have done to me as a child wondering if I was a Sunbeam or a Targeteer on that particular day and then wondering if they were going to hold up the Sunbeam sign or the Targeteer sign to dismiss us.