Women think he is a mean, dorky guy with a bad haircut. A man will wear every article of clothing he owns, including his surgical pants that were hip about 8 years ago, before he will do the laundry. Men always expect to meet beautiful women at the laundromat. This is a myth. They wear standard white sweatsocks.
Women wear strange socks.
They are cut way below the ankles, have pictures of clouds on them, and have a big fuzzy ball on the back. If Gloria, Suzanne, Deborah and Michelle get together for lunch, they will call each other by name. But if Mike, Dave, Rob, and Jack go out for a brewski, they will affectionately refer to each other as Bullet-head, Godzilla, Pudge, and Useless.