One of my favorite parts is when Jack strangles Sally with the Christmas lights and smashes her face into a box of ornaments, though Jill undressing to sexy Christmas music worked nicely. All the absurdity you can ask for, Badmovies.org's must see for the Christmas season. Don't let your psychopathic brother tell Christmas stories to the kids. Death row inmates are driven to the electric chair. Snowmen need not be anatomically correct.
Sleds are guillotines waiting to happen.
Backwoods people think Oprah is a philosopher. Having your face crushed into a box full of Christmas ornaments sucks. Getting clothes off to have sex, during the winter, can take a while. Hair dryers are excellent weapons against snowmen. Aerosol cans are more destructive than dynamite.