Lorena Bobbit for White House Intern. Don't blame me. I'm only doing what my Rice Crispies told me to do. According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist. Pride is what we have.
Vanity is what others have.
We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse. The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.