Funny Quotes about Sex Aardvark Archie's Guide to Rude Humor. It's so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom. Joan Rivers 2. If it wasn't for pick-pockets and frisking at airports I'd have no sex life at all. Rodney Dangerfield 3.
Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy.
My girlfiend said to me in bed last night' 'you're a pervert' I said, 'that's a big word for a girl of nine'. Emo Philips. 5. It's both handy and cheap. James Agate 7. My wife is a sex object.