The elite of Kansas, notorious on both sides of the law, have pooled their resources into deep draughts. Wyatt Earp, Doc Holliday, and Bat Masterson have kicked back their heels around a corner table facing the door. The Youngers are playing poker for peanuts, waiting for Frank and Jesse James to finish their turn upstairs. Billy the Kid spins on his stool, sipping on an innocent sarsaparilla laced with cocaine. Wild Bill hiccups uncontrollably as he buries his face into the bar counter.
Sunlight intrudes through doors swung open from their hinges.
Carry A. Nation enters in full Victorian regalia, with a Bible in one hand and a nickel-plated axe in another. The men are stirred from their stupor with the women's gospel of the local Temperance Society. Sexes begin to square off for the showdown. I's have to treats you forcibly. Leave that donkey-faced bedmate of Satan to his sleep.