Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot. Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic-tac. Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time. The best place to be when you are sad is in Grandma's lap.
School lunches stick to the wall.
You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. Questions, submissions, comments, copyright issues, and corrections are to be directed to the editor , who reserves the right to refuse submissions without explanation.