Anyone who knows anything about the dynamics of large-scale human communities knows that there is one and only one thing that galvanizes them into a sense of common purpose. Therefore, we are hereby launching an all-out Holy Jihad against Carl Steadman. Count on it. Actually, we're not entirely sure what form this action should take, but we're confident of your ability to come up with creative strategies and tactics. We'll also post this to our sixdegrees bulletin board to throw down the gauntlet and get the festivities started.
Speed is of the essence here.
Carl is not only likely to find out about the Anti-Carl Jihad through sixdegrees, but also through EGR itself, as he's on this very list. We can only hope he's too busy with his next column for The Industry Standard or off registering more effete domain names to read this, so that he doesn't get wind of what's about to befall him until it's too late to mount an effective counteroffensive. Also note the Final Irony in all this. That'll teach him to be more careful in his future choice of Life Partners.