When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Women love cats.
Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.