Ted Witt 245. Never try to sell Tribbles on the same planet twice. Good contracts are like fractals. The deeper you look, the more complicated they get. If you can't turn the tables, simply fix them.
Wise men live on fools, fools live on their own work.
A deal's only as strong as its weakest part. Walls may have ears, but Ferengi have bigger ones. Chris Witham 201. He who can sell honor to a Klingon can sell ear wax to a Ferengi. If you don't like these Rules, write your own.