We have those opportunities, as well. It's time to get by the cultural pleasantries and get down to business. If we're serious about tourism, here's an opportunity, and if my geography is right, it's far easier to get here from Japan than it is to get to Duluth. The ducks go into the water just off the pier and the first one to hit shore will earn a week's stay in a timeshare for its owner. The first 30 ducks to hit the beach win prizes for their owners.
Some poets go from bad to verse.