I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members. I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. Either he's dead or my watch has stopped. Women should be obscene and not heard.
Time wounds all heels.
She reminds me of you. Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife. As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife. I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along. A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.