If you wonder which is the stronger sex, watch which one twists the other around her little finger. The main difference between men and women is that men are lunatics and women are idiots. The differnece between wife and mistress is the difference between night and day. The United States is a land where men govern but women rule. She got her good looks from her father - he's a plastic surgeon.
Temptation is a woman's weapon and a man's excuse.
A man admires a woman not for what she says, but for what she listens to. When I say I know women, I mean I know that I don't know them. A good wife is good, but the best wife is not so good as no wife at all. Call no man unhappy until he is married.