I'm gonna carry this Decibel Meter out onto the dance floor and make sure all the sound levels are in spec. Your Decibel Levels were within tolerance. And now we finally get to my very favorite test, the briefcase inspection. We need to see if you have all the required safety equipment from this checklist. A caller must be happy and bubbly all the time.
Timing is one of the most crucial aspects of calling.
Gotta take care of the old windpipes. Yes I know, you're such a great caller that you don't NEED an Ego Deflater. I've heard it a thousand times before. You're still in violation of the rules. Yep, gotta show all those dancers who's the REAL boss.