The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with watches you shave his face in the mirror every morning. The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm. The colder it gets, the harder it is to swaller. The first thing to do when you get up in the morning is put on your Stetson. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back into your pocket.
Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
Trust everybody in the game, but always cut the cards. When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be suprised if they learn their lesson. When you give a personal lesson in meanness to a critter or to a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson. When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else. Write it in your heart.