When he is finally out of clothes, he will wear a dirty sweatshirt inside out, rent a U-Haul and take his mountain of clothes to the laundromat, and expect to meet a beautiful woman while he is there. Female cheerleaders are cute, sexy, fresh, and all-American. Male cheerleaders are scary. Men wear sensible socks. They wear standard white sweatsocks.
Women wear strange socks.
They are cut way below the ankles, have pictures of clouds on them, and have a big fuzzy ball on the back. Little girls love to play with toys. Then, when they reach the age of 11 or 12, they lose interest. Men never grow out of their obsession with toys. As they get older, their toys simply become more expensive and impractical.