Also be mindful of any accessories you plan on wearing. For instance, an earring in the right earlobe might give the impression that you are a homosexual, but if you wear it in the left earlobe, you may be a dyslexic homosexual. Always wear a jacket or blazer. A low-cut jacket says that you are an open, honest person. If the neckline is higher, you are a more serious person.
Women are most successful when their jacket is unbuttoned and they wear nothing underneath it.
Using this knowledge, you own skill, and that fake medical degree you had done on your DeskJet yesterday, you will be able to get the right job without compromises. We hope that you have found this guide useful, but would also like to remind you that we are not responsible for any inconvenience, mayhem, or decapitation that may result from its' use.