This year the attendance for the month at America's greatest racing spectacle was down once again, which just goes to show that in the United States sports fans won't settle for second-rate shows. There's no doubt that Americans love to wrap themselves in the flag, particularly when it comes to sport. There is much talk in the NBA about comebacks lately. Just what the Bulls need. Another guy whose best position is the bench.
Somebody make it stop.
Last thing we need is Magic Johnson getting ideas again. She had seen many books on the subject, and, after getting all the necessary equipment together, she made for the nearest frozen lake. After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice. Startled, the blond moved further down the ice, poured a Thermos of cappuccino and began to cut another hole. The blond, now quite worried, moved way down to the opposite end of the ice, set up her stool, and tried again to cut her hole.