If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.
Women are from earth.
Deal with it. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. I doubt, therefore I might be. To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated but not be able to say it. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.