Tomorrow is a day of festival all across America, the central feature of which is a turkey.
It is of turkeys that I wish to speak. First, a quick word of explanation. For those of you unfamiliar with the term GUBU, it was invented by Conor Cruise O'Brien in Ireland to describe one of his political enemies, Irish prime minister Charles Haughey. Tom Metzger's ill-fitting toupee is GUBU, as is his habit of screaming out the home addresses of his Movement critics on his telephone message in a clear incitement to criminal violence and nothing at all being done about it by the law. You get the idea, I'm sure.