Real men don't wear jewelry but they don't wear sweatpants either. Be as careful in selecting your wardrobe as you are in choosing a rhumba partner, and never dress in the dark, unless in a compromising position with a new acquaintance and you hear her angry boyfriend pounding on the door. Consider the money that you're not spending on charities, medical research or environmental causes. These funds can serve as your ticket to intercontinental nattiness. Just do it.
Sports Give it up.
You're an International Playboy now. Women Ah, the ever present scent of women. What a piece of work is man, and yet what a piece is woman. Flowers of the earth, daughters of the moon. Get a pre-nuptial agreement, sucker.