The best character is the snake and the best human character is Dr. Rudolph, mainly because Englund is the only person in this movie who can act. It's funny, but it's obvious that it wasn't supposed to be. Unless you like movies that are so bad they're painful, you're sure to enjoy Python. Otherwise, please avoid it at all costs. You won't be missing anything.
Snakes love gay women.
For food, I mean. There is always at least one idiot on the police force. If people are being killed by acid, you should not work at a plating plant. Shooting powerful direct fire weapons, without a target, is okay. If it ain't human, then Casper Van Dien don't like it.