No experimental biospheres. Just watch the carnage from Salisbury. Everyone else, think of your own ideas. We're just columnists, and don't get paid much. But we will think for food.
Some people complain that the fountain just looks like a faulty pipe.
With some slight modifications, the fountain could become pretty practical. Three cheers for practical jokes at other people's expense. We understand the area formerly known as West Street is still a emergency route, so nothing can be put there that would prohibit travel, but that makes the fountain so boring. Or maybe one that quickly zips into the ground whenever a car is approaching. Or one that is really flexible and could spring back up after being run over.