Annual breast exam is conducted at Hooters. Exam room has a tip jar. You swear you saw salad tongs and a crab fork on the instrument tray just before the anesthesia kicked in. Take two leeches and call me in the morning. The company logo features a hand squeezing a bleeding turnip.
Tight budget prevents the acquisition of separate rectal thermometers.
Tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicle. Covered postnatal care consists of leaving your baby on Mia Farrow's doorstep. Radiation treatment for cancer patients requires them to walk around with a postcard from Chernobyl in their pocket. Chief surgeon graduated from the University of Benihana. Doctor listens to your heart through a paper towel tube.