Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that. Next day she received a hundred letters. Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice. The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.