The car spoiler is a symbol of suburban power. It is a thermometer of coolness, applied liberally to the tail end of the car and giving accurate readouts every time. None can deny the iconic greatness of a ridiculously large car spoiler. It's a trick they teach you at film school or something. You perceive the sensation of cars whizzing by your ears, and yet none of them catch your attention enough to warrant a sensory response.
Spoilers grab attention.
Cars with spoilers exist only to tilt the playing field a little. Us non-spoiler types can't catch a break when we're cruising along behind someone who has a spoiler that looks like a snow shovel affixed to the car's ass. They make people stand up and take notice. These are timeless moments never lost to history. My life story up to this moment consists primarily of beer, lawsuits, and a whole whack of crazy T-shirts.