In one case, Mary Jane recalls a bean-counter from a company with 50 to 60 employees who determined the average hand size and used a measuring tape to calculate how much paper to buy and what dispenser to use. Never mind that these things weren't designed with the consumer in mind. Instead, the roll rotates wildly and releases a yard of paper, half of which lands on the scuzzy floor below. Secondly, some dyslexic janitor is always putting the jumbo in backwards, forcing toilet-occupants to reach into the dark recesses of the dispenser to retrieve the paper. As I'm going on my tirade about jumbo rolls, Kimberly and Mary Jane nod politely.
Toilet paper is a very personal thing.
OK, so maybe I have some tissue issues. But at least I'm not smuggling toilet paper out of public bathrooms.