Life is a one-way street and you're not coming back. Tread often the path to thy friend's house lest weeds grow to obscure thy way. The well-oiled nut behind the steering wheel is the most unreliable part of the car. A bachelor is a man who has failed to embrace his opportunities. A friend is one who knows all about you, and loves you just the same.
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We are all cast in the same mould, some being mouldier than others. Friendship is the one bright light, that keeps on burning day and night. The ideal husband is one who washes up when asked, and dries up, when told. No road is long with good company. A cure for vandalism.