Now, because I am appalled at how fucking easy it appears for any jackass to write and sell a script, I am going to write a better script than Tomcats by April 15. Fuck, I could shit out a better script on toilet paper after Mrs. Filthy's Romanian Cow Casserole, but I want to take my time to actually write something that is actually worthwhile, that even makes sense and shit. I'm shooting for Lonergan, but I know I'm not good. Even still, I can beat Poirier. See, Poirier, you pissed me off so much I have to cut out the drinking and get down to business.
Somebody has to write a comedy worth seeing.