Fireproof document storage. I'd like to be able to put our birth certificates, passports, backups, etc. A Dvorak keyboard with springy, clicky keys and the numeric keypad on the left. I need a decent pair of boots. They're hard to buy confidently without having my feet handy, though.
Suits are also nice, but of course there's a similar problem there too.
More cheaply, I generally seem to get through regular clothing quickly, especially trousers and socks. Dawn can advise. Please don't buy me things with faces if they're not immortal and happy-looking. It pains me quite enough to see gingerbread men being eaten, thank you. If you're worried that somebody else might have already bought me something, best to consult Dawn .