Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause - you get to date young girls. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened.
Women especially love a bargain.
Anything on sale is fair game. Women never have anything to wear. Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty. Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are. That's why soap operas and Oprah Winfrey-type shows are so successful.