It's high time someone said what we've all been thinking. At lunch today, in the wilderness of the basement food court, I tried to saw my chicken burrito in half, but could not force the plastic knife through, one-handed, reading my book.
Teeth can do it.
And so I sing in praise of teeth. Nothing is impossible. The Morpo Review is published electronically on a quarterly basis. Reproduction of this magazine is permitted as long as the magazine is not sold and the entire text of the issue remains intact. Copyright 1994-2001, The Morpo Review.