Please feel free to download it, change it, and distribute it in any way you see fit. I have no attachment to authorship of this essay, and it may prove more effective if distributed unsigned. Obviously, however, I would prefer that you not publish it or distribute it under your own name. You've seen it a hundred times. The speaker approaches the head of the room and sits down at the table.
Sentences are long, complex, and filled with jargon.
The speaker emphasizes complicated details. Fifteen minutes after the scheduled end of the talk, the host reminds the speaker to finish for the third time. The speaker trails off inconclusively and asks for questions. One reason is stage fright. It's easier to hide behind the armor of a written paper, which you've had plenty of time to work through, than simply to talk.