Crunch Welcome Welcome to the only page I know of that has a serious collection of Cap'n Crunch links, pictures, and an illustrated story. If you've never heard of Cap'n Crunch before, you should read this . Otherwise, enjoy the links. The gold nuggets of Cap'n Crunch pelt the bottom of the bowl with a sound like glass rods being snapped in half .
Tiny fragments spiral away from their corners and ricochet around on the white porcelain surface.
The giant heaping bowl of sodden cereal, awash in milk, is the mark of the novice. Ideally one wants the bone-dry cereal nuggets and the cryogenic milk to enter the mouth with minimal contact and for the entire reaction between them to take place in the mouth. Randy has a set of mental blueprints worked out for a special cereal-eating spoon that will have a tube running down the handle and a little pump for the milk, so that you can spoon dry cereal up out of a bowl, hit a button with your thumb, and squirt milk into the bowl of the spoon even as you are introducing it into your mouth. The next-best thing is to work in small increments, putting only a small amount of Cap'n Crunch in your bowl at a time and eating it all up before it becomes a pit of loathsome slime , which takes about thirty seconds in the case of Cap'n Crunch. Where the flume of milk splashes over the spoon-handle, the polished stainless steel fogs with condensation.