Setting the record straight.
Snowboarders suck because they tear up the good snow and shave it into drywall sheeting.
But, they have done a very good job in pushing the levels of skiing to greater heights. Texans suck because they're all red-necks with oily skin, except for their daughters. Those little hotties can ski our slopes and buy us beers anytime. I hope this makes for a fun Friday. Let the backlash begin.