The Uglies . They are lurking all around, and you are so desensitized by your world of courtesy, you fail to realize the threat. We have been working our hardest for recruits on this anti-ugly scandal. Troops have been deployed for these men. You criticize now, but we are the saviors of the world.
Statistics show that ugly couples breed up to three times the amount as any normal couple.
These people are brought together every three seconds. Combined together they make Captain Ugly , the child that is prophecized to make the most babies. There is a small army now, but quickly we grow. A mind control device is in the making, we are hoping this will turn The Uglies on eachother, for a cleaner, and more aesthetic perception of life. Works like a charm, light weight, but it makes a bit of an ugly mess.