Real women don't have hot flashes, they have power surges. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. Hard work has a future payoff. We've got what it takes to take what you've got. According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse. The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.