You never have to wait for a dog. They're ready to go 24 hours a day. The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you. It is socially acceptable to have sexual relations with a woman. Women look good in sweaters.
Women leave the room to fart.
Women know how to make popcorn. Both look stupid in hats. Both look good in a fur coat. Both put too much value on kissing. Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.