We would accept no less on this page. Rules Update for Shirts vs. Skins Time to move back to the old gym for a while. The Shirts still are the Shirts and the Skins still are freezing. Forget the second cousin to basketball you watch on television, all those sleek bodies in full dress uniform flying about 5 feet off the ground, dunking and slamming and making the announcers gargle marbles. Time to move back to the real noontime, nighttime, pick-up sport that actual human beings play.
Winners still stay on the court.
Losers still sit to make room for new arrivals. There are some people who say the only rule is that there are no rules, but that is not the case. Never guard a man whose sneakers cost more than a Cadillac Eldorado. He takes the game seriously. He will embarrass you.