You probly got her mixed up with Miss Sleazy who was there. I'm sure since Miss Sleazy has more than enough man made material in her to set off a plastic detector. Unfortunately, Miss Sleazy was not living up to her rep that night. Part of the BSS included a cucumber. In fact, it was the largest cucumber my money could buy that night.
Some women are just so hard to please.
Then, she took it up to the stage and offered it to Cassie with an suitable tip. Cassie didn't show much interest in it besides giving it a 30 second Russian. Maybe it was not all that big after all. I plan to spend all week searching for the largest cucumber money can buy. I tried to explain that they needed many more items to fully document the ASS-C culture to the hordes of tourists who engulf our nation's capitol.