My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger. Ian Paisley's wife went to the dentist the other week. June and Winter. Aw, his poor family. Some people say 'I like women to talk dirty during sex' I like them to shut the fuck up, I'm trying to last a decent time.
Some people have a mirror above the bed to watch themselves doing it.
But I'm such an ugly bastard, I don't want to see a big white arse moving up and down. It's like a hairy brain, an ugly brute of a thing. I'm sure that's why it's tucked away in the corner. Poor Michael Jackson and these sex allegations. We fucking shall, we've done it before.