Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours. A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, or get the mail. Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting lost using a shortcut. PMS also stands for Punish My Spouse.
Women are insecure about their weight, butt and breast-size.
All women are overweight by definition, don't argue with them about it. All women are overweight by definition, don't agree with them about it. If a man ticks off a woman she will often respond by getting a fuzzy toilet cover which warms their rear, but makes it impossible for the lid to stay up thus it constantly gets peed on by the guys. Women never check to see if the lid is up. Women can get out of speeding tickets by pouting.