Geez, I might as well change my name to Kevorkian and be done with it. Up 3 to 1 on the Debbils, the Flyers coughed up the conference final and are now dusting off their golf clubs as we speak. A player got killed, the coach got cancer, the captain got his Liberty Bell rung, they won a 5 OT Bataan death march and now this historic choke. Thank you, sir, may I have another. If I'm ever accused of a crime, I want the Atlanta morons who are prosecuting Ray Lewis to try me.
Witnesses keep changing their stories.
Another one admitted under cross that he was stoned during the fight. Another witness testified he saw a dude with a knife but nobody knows who the guy is. If I was a betting man, at this point I'd say the Ravens ain't sweating their middle linebacker position much anymore. Which of course meant that upwards of 170,000 gearheads had to crisscross busy US Hwy 29 to get to and from the racetrack. Cool, I always knew Frogger would be much better in real life.