For instance, when I start feeling too good about myself, I call the Human Resources department and ask them for a different job. Hear my preyers. I took my stage check today, and, to be honest, I didn't prepare as much as I could, even should, have. Read every gory detail. And we once again celebrate the birth and continued living of one Jacob Reeder, infamous malcontent, possible curmudgeon, and all around great guy.
Some people are assholes.
Work is like flying. Krispy Kreme doughnuts are like celebrity. This is not it. This is some other pap I wrote to myself from work. I went to Hawaii, I rented a plane, I flew to Maui.