In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen. Next day he received a hundred letters. The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
An older couple decided to go somewhere for the summer. After driving for a long while, they got tired and stopped in a restaurant. They ate and rested up and continued on their way. After only few miles, the woman realized that she had forgotten her glasses. So, at the next exit, they had to turn back.