Since we sent these chat up lines out to our mailing list, we have received various replies about how you've got on with them. I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feedbag. You are so fine that I'd eat your shit just to see where it came from. My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can't hold it in. Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I like spaghetti. Let's go fuck. Your parents must be retarded, because you are special. Could I touch your belly button . . You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat.