Little Johnny asks his mother how old she is. Johnny then asks his mother how much she weighs. On the way to his room, the boy trips over his mother's purse. When he picks it up, her driver's license falls out.
Teacher asks the class to use the word contagious.
And of course little Johnny has to put his two cents worth in. Our next door neighbour is painting his house with a two inch brush and my dad says it will take the contagious. Three weeks after a couple get married, the wife is involved in a car crash and goes into a coma. She remains unconscious for eight months. Her new husband visits her every day to talk to her and check she's comfortable.