The Fermilab webmaster receives questions daily from far-flung correspondents.
Some correspondents are eager to propound their own theories.
We have some regular correspondents, like Dan Derrig, whose eighth-birthday wish was to visit Fermilab. The design is on Fermilab's Web site. The webmaster is called on to help with all kinds of problems, not just those related to high-energy physics. There are some unusual questions. One correspondent wondered whether a person's aura was made of quarks.