Teachers have excellent aim with small objects. Vengeance with a mallet is the sweetest revenge of all. The coolest weapon is still the sword. The hero is never really mad until they hurt his girlfriend. The green-haired alien girl will always betray her people for the man she loves.
School uniforms are cool only when the collar is open.
A show without sexual tension isn't worth watching. Love knows no race, species, or logic. Never trust a huge corporation. Romance never comes simpler than in a triangle. Never fall for the girl who names her mech with a French name.