Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane, going the wrong way. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. We are all individuals. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.