Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. No one is listening until you make a mistake.
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread. The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach. If at first your don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. To check out Pastor Tim's Top Ten CleanLaughs click here.