The cream rises to the top, so does the scum. Any task worth doing was worth doing yesterday. Teamwork is essential. It allows you to blame someone else. Important letters which contain no errors will develop errors in the mail.
Science is true.
Don't be misled by fact. Measure with a micrometer. Cut with an axe. Nothing is ever so bad, that it can't get worse. If a series of events can go wrong, it will do so in the worst possible sequence.