A traveler meets a woman in a New Orleans bar and takes her back to his hotel room. He wakes up the next morning to find himself lying in a bathtub, covered in ice. He is in terrible pain and realizes he has stiches in his back. A note left nearby tells him to call 911 because one or both of his kidneys have been removed.
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Next, let's discuss the actual incision. To remove a kidney, the incision is made on the side of a person's body, not their back. Also, placing a donor in a tub of ice is pointless. An ice bath is not necessary for the successful recovery of an individual who has donated a kidney and could also cause harm. Finally, due to the complex system of transplantation, piracy is practically impossible because of three key factors.