I don't want the morning after the night before. After a year, you can have your cake and eat it too. It works just fine. Do the next right thing. Drink till you're convinced.
Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.
Keep coming back, it works if you work it. Talk does not cook rice. Sit down, shut up and listen. If you think the program is too simple, go out and drink some more. By the time you get back you'll be simple enough for the program.