Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours. A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, or get the mail. All women are overweight by definition, don't argue with them about it. All women are overweight by definition, don't agree with them about it.
Women never check to see if the lid is up.
Women can get out of speeding tickets by pouting. This will get men arrested.