Hold doors open for women. Never attempt to wear thong underwear backwards. God did make dirt, but sometimes it does hurt. Black and navy blue do match. Take care of your cuticles.
Saltines are the best snack after drinking alcohol.
Hawaiian shirts are cool, but not on Hawaiians. Glasses make you look more intelligent. Cultivate a firm handshake. Pick your scabs to leave groovy looking scars. There will be a Second Coming.