Second things second. Hayseed doesn't screen like your typically Canadian navel-gazer. You won't see grainy documentary footage of grizzly bears taking dumps in the woods and scratching themselves. Al Waxman doesn't lumber around making guttural sounds on camera. Not a single penny went to the estate of the late, great, Lucy Maude Montgomery.
Thousands come to Toronto each year.
Hog Town's job market is the largest in the country. Our tourist attractions lure visitors over the borders. One day, Gordie and Speedoh play catch. Gordie throws the Frisbee farther than he ever has. Hayseed pursues a lead obtained from Judy's Psychic and Sex hotline.