Americans are benevolently ignorant about Canada, while Canadians are malevolently well informed about the United States. Here's a Quarter, call somebody who cares. Unless it's the one where you're at work in your underwear during a fire drill. If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me. There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
Te audire no possum.
Musa sapientum fixa est in aure. I have a banana in my ear. A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit. The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.