What you do get is a postal employee tasked with defending Earth against a 180 foot tall advesary. Zarkorr looks fairly cool, unfortunately the special effects around him are not. I found some of the dialog extremely entertaining though, especially the way people act upon finding out Tommy works for the U.S. Postal Service. So he manages to recruit Stephanie, George, and Arthur to assist him and together they come up with a plan. TV sets in New Jersey can pick up the news in Japan.
Superior beings have no common sense.
One out of every two cops are serious alien conspiracy-theory freaks. Giant monsters are classified as endangered species. Monsters cause nearby buildings to explode for no obvious reason. Special effects gone bad. All original content is 1998 - 2001 by its respective author, usually Andrew Borntreger.