She wil carry her dress shoes in a plastic bag from Saks. When a woman gets to work, she will put on her dress shoes. Five minutes later, she will kick them off because her feet are under her desk. A man will wear one pair of shoes for the entire day. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.
Women use garages to park their cars and to store their lawnmowers.
Men use garages for many things. They hang license plates in garages, and they watch TV in garages, and they build useless lopsided benches in garages. Women look nice when they wear jewelry. A man can get away with wearing one ring, and that's it. Any more than that, and he will look like a lounge singer named Vic.