Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check 3 friends. If they're OK, you're it. Sex is not the answer.
Sex is the question.
Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check. A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn. It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats. If you are given on open-book exam, you will forget your book. If you are given a take-home test, you will forget where you live.