And do it without having to watch Regis smirk or point. My first week here was spent getting acclimated. Since I m going to be here for a while I don t have to run myself ragged like a typical tourist, wondering if things are really that different and odd or whether it s the jet lag. If there s one compelling reason we should be spending less money on the space program and more on time travel it s because it would let us leapfrog over the time zones rather than wander through them, putting an end to jet lag. I m waiting for Stephen Hawking to get back to me on this before notifying the Nobel committee.
Traffic here is incredible.
Okay, so it s a suggestion and not a law. Picture Brownian Motion with motorbikes playing the part of the molecules. The drivers wear helmets during the day but not at night when the police can t see them. Not that it matters since most of them wear baseball batting helmets. Barry Bonds would feel right at home here except that instead of chewing tobacco they chew betel nuts, which may go a long way towards explaining the traffic patterns.