Don't call him a big bozo. He really, really hates that. Bludie Bludie Bludie. We could be wrong though. Either way, this is a lot of creepy clown for not a lot of money.
Some people are mean to clowns.
They do nasty rotten things to clowns. This makes the clowns very upset, and, sometimes, it makes them very bitter. This clown's name is Bitter. Bitter does mean, nasty rotten things to people who aren't nice to clowns. Don't get mad.