Jerry Falwell gets the divine calling to lie about Gore.
Some people never learn.
The Internet, of course, was created years before Mr. Gore even entered Congress, and Mr. Segal has reported that he has no idea why Al Gore makes the outrageous claim to be the inspiration for his book. President Carter had actually declared the Love Canal a disaster area months before Mr. Gore's hearing. You'll be seeing Falwell do the lambada before that happens. Once again, the news is that NewsMax managed to botch the job. This turns out to be a bad thing.