Most real philosophers will never be able to read this paragraph. Several of them have died of laughter-induced heart attacks. Other have their vision blurred by tears of laughter. All the people who really appreciate this spent at least five years in philosophy graduate school. Most of their laughter would be dismissed by mental health professionals as an hysterical symptom of some coping mecahnism, one desperately trying to reconcile them to their fates as professional philosophers.
Some people think that explaining a joke sucks all of the humor out of it.
It is tentatively titled The Roots of Humor in the Denial of the Obvious .