How about jerking. The tongue is so ugly. Let's imagine it to be Tom Cruise. Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants. No bruises on the tongue, the palm or the buttocks.
Sex is something necessary in one's life.
Good, you are my friend then. You daring lousy guy. Today we're here to purge a bourgeois slut who only cares for immoral sex and hedonism. She stole a pair of basketball shoes from the Fatherland. Balls are not broken yet.