Thus the saying. An ideal reference for any home or office library, and an inspiration for public speakers, writers, or anyone else who enjoys a sparking line or a spirited reply. Contains more than 9,000 wise and witty quotations from over 2,000 sources. It's an age of paradox when we have mobile homes that don't move, sports clothes for work, junk food that cost more than the real food, and sweatshirts to loaf in. It's a Wonderful Life.
Some people think life begins at conception, while others think life begins at birth.
But some believe that life begins when the kid moves out and the dog he left behind dies. The only good thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others. Nothing makes you feel older than the discovery that your children are studying in history class what you studied in current events. A clean basement means a cluttered garage. A cocktail party is an affair where a mans gets stiff, a woman gets tight, and they return home to find that neither is either.