Stephen Hawking, I don't think he should talk in bed. People got so mad at me. I was just saying it would be wrong for him to talk in bed. I didn't mean to be mean. He's not hurting.
Someone falling is always funny.
But you have to see it coming, for the anticipation. The funniest thing, really, is to see the banana peel, then see someone walking to it, then see the person step over the banana peel and fall into a hole. It has a 'k' in it. That's a tough one. Gravel cologne for men.