Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here we should dance. The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse. Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot. Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else. Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes.