Not everyone can do every job.
Some people are better suited to work with other people.
Some people should be banished to lonely office cubicles to stare at computer screens, living a Dilbert-like existence. Some people have an aptitude for complex machinery and others should not be allowed to walk across a room with a sharpened pencil. But, as many of you know from some of my other stories in this section, I should never work in the field of food service. I have enough trouble in my own kitchen, wrestling with can openers and putting out toaster fires. Taking my lack of skills into the professional world of food preparation is now unthinkable.