A prospective buyer came by to look at the house. After awhile, the gentleman couldn t keep his curiosity in check any longer. He asked the woman, Why do you keep shouting out the window, Keep the green side up. She answered, Some folks are laying sod. I have to keep reminding them to keep the green side up.
Wives like to point out how reticent most men are to look at maps or stop and ask for directions.
Well, I have a new wrinkle on this old theme. My favorite shoes are a pair of mocassins. They have hard soles and have always been very comfortable. On a recent trip to visit our daughter, Kathleen, and her husband, William, we went to Binky Town, so I could look for a pair of insoles for my shoes. The stiff soles had finally begun to make the bottom of my feet sore.