If it tastes good, it's probably not kosher. After the sixth day, God created Loehmann's. There comes a time in every man's life when he must stand up and tell his mother he's an adult. This usually happens around age 45. No one looks good in a yalmulke.
WASPs leave and never say good-bye.
Jews say good-bye and never leave. The High Holidays have absolutely nothing to do with marijuana. Always whisper the names of diseases. If you don't eat, it will kill me. Anything worth saying is worth repeating a thousand times.