I never knew what real happiness was until I got married and by then, it was too late. The trouble with some women is they get all excited about nothing - and then they marry him. Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. Courtship - A man pursuing a woman until she catches him If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent. Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning. Marriage is the sole cause of divorce.