Make sure you bury your parents close to home. Zombies are responsible for most cases of vandalism. Do not mess with some guy who has a tire iron, especially if his adrenaline level is skyrocketing. Funeral clothes are made from polyester. A house is full of scrap wood if you are creative.
Zombies are insectivores.
Only men are useful in any sort of emergency. Zombies love barbecue. Entrails have the same entertainment qualities as Play Dough. Yes, yes, you're on the other side of a glass window. I think this zombie was a mime before he died.