American farmers are terrified of the disease entering the United States. But when I think of pigs and financial havoc, a similar malady comes to mind. It s a male affliction commonly known as Foot IN mouth disease . You may have not heard of it because, again, it is not fatal. And it only effects boyfriends and husbands.
Women are aware of it, probably even much more than the men who contracted it are.
We keep quiet about it because, quite frankly, it s an embarrassment. The disease strikes when men complain about their girlfriends and wives within an earshot of her, causing the man to stick his foot in his mouth. While our feelings are hurt, most of the time men don t realize what they are saying around us or to us. You see, when most men talk amongst themselves, they are very graphic and usually quite blunt. They say things about other women and us.