Dunno how to react to that one. Stud I agree with your wife. You're not doing anything wrong, you're sleeping. That's gotta be fun. I mean, I'd find it fun, anyway.
Sex dreams are fun.
They're even more fun if you actually get to the frosting part of the nookie cake. I unfortunately always wake up before that part. Sometimes life just ain't fair. Because I'm the sensitive, caring 31 year old guy that I am, I started shaving 'down there' also. I've continued the practice since the break up because I've found I prefer it.