You have been paying so many damned bills lately that you forgot to treat yourself. TAD, Gas Huffer, and RC5 is just what the doctor ordered. Live today so the collections agents will call tomorrow. They can't harrass you if you don't answer the phone. It's not going to happen.
Sports are lame.
Ken Schram, Kathy Goertzen, and Harry Wappler won't be there. Crispin Glover, Drew Barrymore, Brad Pitt, and Kim Gordon will absolutely be there. This is the Breakroom's first anniversary. They have the coldest cheapest beer on the hill. There you go.