Then things get worse. He who laughs last thinks slowest. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar. Hard work has a future. Laziness pays off now. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day.