Instead, I want to invite you to a very special party. Leave the green bean casserole at home. And whatever that brown thing is that's always left lonely when all the fried chicken is gone. We don't want that stuff. Not at my pot-luck.
Some vegetables are o.k., so long as they're floating in a pool of butter.
But most of all, just bring yourself. It would be a shame if the people I most care about weren't there for my party. All youth in grades 4-6 please note that the last day of C.R.E.W. activities will be March 28.