It came with a soft plastic mat and all the original songs from the arcade version. And so, slowly, day by day, I honed and perfected my Dance Dance Revolution skills. I was like Ralph Macchio painting the fence in The Karate Kid . Then, a few weeks ago, I went down to the Chinatown arcade. As I put my quarters in the machine, the same skinny teenager stepped up next to me.
Trick mode is the most difficult mode, for experts only.
I smoked him. I mean, I wiped the floor with his puberty-stricken face. He was good, but I was better. I am the Garry Kasparov of Dance Dance Revolution. I am Stephen Hawking, but with better motor skills.