We don't have much truck with bullshit. We see the real stuff up close. Travel times are measured in how many cans of beer two people can consume getting from here to there. The Wyoming Standard Can of Beer is 20 minutes. Depending on the quality of the beer and the leadfootedness of the driver.
Time is subjective out here.
Folks show up when they do. Except for the Volunteer Fire Departments. Flower is the sagebrush. Tree is the fence post. Mammal is the jackalope.