I AM your 1-800 number. If you're not wasted, the day is. Let's see if you feel that way when someone hands you a can of Redi-Whip. Everyone wants grandchildren. But nobody's figured out how to get them without being a grandparent.
Some people think the three food groups are canned, frozen, and take-out.
Never trust a Chinese restaurant that is open 24 hours and never takes out any garbage. True intelligence transcends all color barriers. Just like true asininity transcends all color barriers. That's right, you can find an ass in every crowd. One big wild desperate adrenal rush with stuff getting knocked over and things busting apart at the seams.