The local NBA team is named after the entire state instead of a city.
Schools stay open if two feet of snow falls overnight but close for the opening of hunting season.
People wear shorts and t-shirts if the temperature rises above 32 degrees. Your neighbors complain about where they live, yet they refuse to return to the state they moved from. There is a church on every corner but they all teach the same thing. You go to a wedding reception where the bride isn't pregnant, but her mother is. You get a divorce but still have a wife.