A Ph.D. in Linguistics is a good place to start. I was mightily pleased to see that as I'd been dreading plodding philology. I know anyone who reads Author Unknown will have their mind changed about this skill we call writing. Thanks for your kind words. All living creatures need to eat and rest and reproduce, but we human beings have the advantage of words, without which, we'd be little better than beasts of the field.
Silence is death.