The next person who talks to me about turnips is a dead man. I swear to God, he's dead. There is a conspicuous lack of vegetables in this game, but that's all anyone ever wants to talk about. I've only lived in two villages. And they both burned down.
Villages burn down all the time.
If a village appears in the history books, it's because the Huns or Visigoths burned it down. You only hear about villages when they burn down. When a village isn't burning, nobody cares. It's all just a coincidence. I don't think so.