The Pain-Proof Rubber Girls get lost in the jungle. It's called feminine protection, and you know where it goes. Rapping things up at Rikers. If God knows half as much of those geniuses over at Westboro Baptist, he really, really hates fags. And a lot of other things.
Some stores like to take Polaroids of shoplifters they bust.
One magazine likes to publish them. Giuliani is a jerk.