Don't drink anything except water. In the latest issue of Muscles All Over The Place , Fergus Fooblotzer claims to have 36-inch arms. I have 32-inch arms, cold, probably 34 inches if flexed or if you get real close, and I think my arms look bigger than Fergus's. They're 36 inches, all right. After 10 weeks of working out with weights, my muscles don't look much bigger.
Steroids are a kind of growth hormones.
Sure enough, they will make your muscles bigger. The only disadvantages to roids are that they sometimes make you lose all your body hair, or alter your sexual orientation, or make your genitals shrivel up and rot off. But if you're a real man you won't let these minor annoyances deter you from getting bigger muscles. Ask your pharmacist to select a brand of steroids that's right for you. I'm so fat that when I pass a bus stop people yell at me to stop and let them on.