The choice is yours. We recommend this ritual for enlightenment. If you can not yet handle it, do not try it. Some nonbelievers out there place sticky pieces of paper upon the bumpers of their automobiles telling you to Kill Your Television. Well we say Hug Your Television.
Television is beautiful.
If you don't believe me, watch a new born baby. The purest of all creation. Babies love television. It is a natural instinct to watch televison. Humankind wandered the planet for centuries completely lost.