Your site grossed me out completely, I was amazed at the Darwin award winner's and the stupidity of mankind. And that Jackass show is generating some famous stupidity, too. So why are there Urban Legends, you may wonder. The Urban Legends are some of the most frequent submissions and story requests. Either sone seems equally plausible or implausible.
Some people turn any topic towards their own personal favorite issue.
I see on this web site that the notice is for Wednesday, May 3. Yes I have a high likelihood of winning a Darwin, but that's probably due to my klutziness, rather than my calendar cluelessness. All the stories are submitted by readers, friends or family members. A requirement that the plaintiff prove he wasn't fatally lacking in common sense prior to submitting a claim. We could have special clinics with lab-coat wearing questioners ticking off boxes and assessing the patient's clue.