The printer has become something we bicker over mildly. Chemical discoloration was what the bank officials said, but even so, it was odd that the chemicals formed an image like a Byzantine icon instead of some random pattern. I think the printer is trying to tell us it cares. He gets a new printer cable, and he erases the printer header and reloads it. He calls tech support again.
Some people have no sensitivity.
And it s all my fault. My officemate calls the garage, calls the insurance company, calls the bank we lease the car from. There s a bodhisattva in my office. Really, there is. The moment I entered, there was something strange about the crowded men s room in Concourse B of Chicago s O Hare Airport.