I will not take it when you beg, I will not take it with a keg. I'll nae take it naer ye try, I'll just flick it in yer eye. I won't eat it, try again. Won't eat it when yer on a can. Won't even take it when ye die, No matter how ye try and try.
Some people say cats never have to be bathed.
They say cats lick themselves clean. I've spent most of my life believing this folklore. Capitalize on that advantage by selecting the battlefield. Don't try to bathe him in an open area where he can force you to chase him. Pick a very small bathroom.