You see 25 lawyers chasing an ambulance. More than clothes come out of the closets. You go to a tanning salon before going to the beach. You meet a friend for lunch and the first topic is where they are working now. Your blind date turns out to be your ex-spouse.
More money is spent on facelifts than on diapers.
Smoking in your office is not optional. You entice prospective employees to join your company by bragging about the speed of your internet connection. You pack shorts and a T-shirt for skiing in the snow, and a sweater and a wetsuit for the beach. You know where Woz Way, Resistor Ave, Infinite Loop and Floppy Drive are located. You know where Woz is.