In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without bonnets. You come upon his secret stash of colorful socks. He's wearing his big black hat backwards. 10.They force people to smile during the 8 am service. Whoopee cushions inevitably appear under the pew cushions.
Sermons take a lot longer when they are in pantomime.
Clowns wearing blue curly wigs might be confused with elderly women. Many denominations do not recognize seltzer water baptism. Dribble glasses might be used during the communion service. They have to pay janitors extra to get silly string off the ceiling. The junior highers pop their balloons during closing prayer.