In the Bullshit Department, a businessman can't hold a candle to a clergyman. I gotta tell you the truth, folks.
Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told.
Think about it. Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. Carlin has said many times that he is an atheist and is very critical of the religious through his humor, often directed at Catholics. Attended Cardinal Hayes High School in the Bronx, but left during his sophomore year in 1952 and never went back to school. They gave me the tools to reject my faith.