Choose SMTP and wondering why the fuck you are logged on on a Sunday morning. Gates spawned to replace the computer-literate. Choose your future. That's why I work tech support. I took the initiative to include a schedule of all future sick days, volcanic eruptions, earthquakes and hurricanes.
Minds are like parachutes, they only function when they're open.
I'm going to visit some family over Christmas. This is where my grandmother lives. And we're not hoodlums, we're thugs. Tell her to get it straight. They were looking for a sysadmin.