I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.
The colder the x-ray table the more of your body is required on it. The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread. The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it. A used car is not always what it's jacked up to be. A robber broke into the police station and stole all the toilet seats, and the police didn't have anything to go on.