When We Should Be Writing A Column because of the behavior of our staff dogs. Both of these dogs perform a number of routine duties here at the Institute. Their most important duty, of course, is barking. Somebody is at the door.
Nobody is at the door.
None of the above. Here in South Florida we have cute little lizards all over the place. Zippy spends a large portion of his day relentlessly hunting these lizards down, swallowing them, then barfing them back up again in pieces. Millions of years later, Zippy is still ticked off about this. Trying to get killed.