Dining at a friend's house, you find a dead rat in your jello. Be true to your teeth and they won't false you. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. Never take life seriously.
Nobody gets out alive anyway.
One good turn gets most of the blankets. Life is sexually transmitted. An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys. A closed mouth gathers no feet. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.