The reason for this club's existence is the total economical, political and cultural world domination by any means necessary. Especially if those means include eating chocolate cake and blowing things up. Mental note, not blowing up your own headquerters tho.
Membership is invitation only.
Any member can suggest a new candidate for IHFC after which a short but intense discussion is held during which time bribes are accepted. The bribes are not required to but should include loads of Chupa Chupps and dancing hippoes. After the discussion a vote is conducted and the benevolent White King formally invites the candidate if the need be. The Clown Fish is cute. You either believe this of face the terrible wrath of the Priestesses of Harrison Beware the Priestesses of Harrison.