There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus. When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses. You may not have more than two dildos in a house. It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling. Arkansas A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
Oral sex is considered to be sodomy.
California Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship. It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale. No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour. Many animals are illegal to own as pets, including snails, sloths, and elephants. Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.