We asked Dr. Jar Ifelteet where the fascination with artificial breasts came from. Naturally, a girl attempting to look like her mother, put them under her shirt to pretend they were her bosoms. Now that medical science has made it possible to go a layer deeper than the carter's undershirt, we're doing much the same thing.
Pretend bosoms are a baby boomer's generational thing.
However, this medical breakthrough has actually opened up a new market for the South of the border businesses that had previously been dying empty eggs leggs containers to make Easter party favors. Now it appears that Christ has risen again, with yet another miracle. Yes, that is true. So we've mixed and matched the egg halves which is why we have two sizes, Grande and Venti, inspired by Starbucks Coffee. Dr. Ifelteet laughs.