I just announced my new appointment for Secretary of Interior, and as I said when I announced her appointment, she will restore our National Parks. You see, that corrupt Clinton has left our National parks in a very corrupt state. Its true, they are corrupt. For some reason, Clinton thought that National Parks should be merely appreciated for their beauty and wildlife, and not explored for oil. Of course, having worked in the oil business, I realize the fallatio of this preposition.
Nothing is more beautiful than oil.
That is why my new Secretary of the Interior will begin exploration of the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge for oil. Just one more thing, I really want to thank all those Nader voters who helped put me over the top. Appoint a right wing extremist attorney general. Overturn pro-choice laws. Reverse Clinton-Era environmental protections.