There's also Swedish mustard, which is better. Mom and Dad aren't here. They're On A Business Trip, but I don't miss them yet. I'm older now, and I can do things on my own. Sometimes I go farther than they say I can, when I'm on my own.
Nothing happens, though.
I'm older now. I bite off both ends of the hotdog, slowly. It kind of pops, kind of rips. Sometimes they don't even believe me about how good they are. I put on lots of ketchup and mustard.