Remain in control at all times. Our children will yell at you. We will call you up on the phone and yell at you. We will go to the school and yell at the principal about you. Please stay calm.
Someone has to.
Accept the great responsibility that has been given to you. If our children don't learn to read, it will be your fault. If they come out of high school having no idea what they want to do in life, it will be your fault. If they don't go to college, it will be your fault. If they got to college and flunk out, it will be your fault.