Yeah, but it's wild. You can't pet it. It doesn't let people touch it. And I have a gorilla, but it's a hand puppet. That's about as weird as it gets.
People are essentially red meat.
Because weasel is the other white meat. And so the idle chatter continues, until our plates are clean and it's time to get to the really good stuff. It's 50-cent wash day. If you don't see it, it isn't there. We've retrieved my laundry at this point, and pull up in front of Cannon's humble domicile, a duplex he's inhabited for the past decade.