But for my two-buck admission price, they were a might too tepid. On the bright side, AYSO, which doesn't keep score, could report the match as a tie and the next of kin would get a rather fetching trophy for participation. And after trophy No. 3,000,406, we will, at this time, present our First Annual Steven Hawkin AYSO Award to little Bobbie Johnson who was badly mauled at Business Expo by a large monkey. And, seeing that everyone gets a trophy, we have one here for the offending killer ape. Gargantuan takes the 8-foot wood and plastic award and starts beating the emcee, George Pederson, with it.
Thousands flee to minivans.
I know I'm supposed to care more about my teeth, but I don't. I strolled listlessly by the hundreds of dental booths at Spo de Bidneth. Hire the Makita Tool Girls. Have them slumped in reclining dental chairs, work boots pressed down insistently in stirrups and have chimpanzees demonstrate proper flossing technique on them while searching for fleas. It's such a horrific show-stopper, I don't know if I could turn away.