Fry a dozen bite-size pieces of bacon until they re positively crunchy. Don t grill em, grilling is cruelty to the pig, and in any case your stomach needs the fat. Let me stress again, use good bacon if you can. Shell the egg, place it whole on one slice of the bread and rough-chop it in situ, so that the yolk oozes into the mayonnaise. You re just in time for Football Focus.
Next time use more mayonnaise, and perhaps a second egg.
This is quick, easy and gorgeous. Put a hunk of butter and a splash of oil into a frying-pan, and set over a medium heat until sizzling. Add pork steaks, and fry till the fat is translucent and the flesh is still moist and a touch pink. Put the steaks on a warm plate, turn the heat up and toss some sliced mushrooms into the pan. Wild mushrooms are terrific, exotic varieties are great, simple buttons are fine.