I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous. Then they throw heavy objects. There are two rules for ultimate success in life. Never tell everything you know. I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
Sacred cows make the best hamburger.
I have a problem with authority. Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer. Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.