See the archive for selections from previous months. I Have Met to distraction as well. Names have been changed to protect the innocent, or at least the unintending, but I plan to make no promises, take no prisoners, and indulge in the editorial privilege of being as irreverent as I like. You have been forewarned. A connection, however tenuous, to the content of the book would be a plus.
Young readers get downright testy when the cover is misleading.
Self-adulatory autobiographies of people less than 18 years old. I mean, please. Mysteries that aren't. AWOL source notes. There are some gorgeous folk and fairy tales being published these days, both in collections and in picture books.