The trouble with life is, by the time you can read a girl like a book, your library card has expired. Absence makes the heart go wander. My wife told me I should be more affectionate, so I got two girlfriends. Drink 'til she's cute, but stop before the wedding. I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
A second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent. Marriage is an institution. Love is blind.