Rocket fuel to blast off into enlightenment. I only really understood that I'm different from a lot of other men when I started paying a little attention to golf. I couldn't understand the attraction. For me, golf is basketball for men who can't jump and chess for men who can't think. But I think I've got to the bottom of it.
Most men secretly hate women and love golf.
I, on the other hand. . . . Until 13 years ago I was a serial monogamist. But getting to know a strange woman intimately is such a thrill that I've wanted to experience it over and over again. I love the idea of the mail-order bride, though I've never got that far. To bring a strange woman into your home and become totally intimate with her. . . .