We made America just like the gambling town of Hot Springs. With your help, I sweet-talked our rich Uncle Alan Greenspan into giving us the money to keep the casino going a few more years. Sure, most of its gone now. As for my successor, I wish you tons a luck. Economy sucks, world's on the brinks.
Oil prices are up.
No money left in the stock markets. Just about everybody's got missles pointed at us. The army is tired and weak. The Navy is lost in the Pacific somewhere. Florida's on fire.