Some men look good with moustaches. Those men are Tom Selleck and Burt Reynolds. There are no women who look good with moustaches. Women purchase Kodak Instamatics. Of course women always end up taking better pictures.
Women talk about one thing in the changing room - sex.
And not in abstract terms, either. They are extremely graphic and technical and they never lie. A man will wear every article of clothing he owns, including his surgical pants that were really hip about eight years ago, before he will do the laundry. When he is finally out of clothes, he will wear a dirty sweatsuit inside out, rent a U-Haul and take his mountain of dirty clothes to the Laundrette. Men always expect to meet beautiful women at the Laundrette, but this is only a myth perpetuated by old reruns of Love American Style.