Her face is a bit cuter, though I'm a little concerned about the way her hairline is way, way up her head. It's like she's going bald in front or something. Anyway, I'd do either one, of course. Maybe I can pull some strings at the Yale Alumni Office, and they'll hook me up with a date with Barbara. I'd have to donate a couple hundred million to the school, but it'd be worth it.
New initiates get free sex with alumni daughters of their choosing.
It's in the charter. I would bet Jenna lost her virginity a long time ago. Plus, I was a graduate student, and they're not allowed to join the cool clubs. Hence, all the lamer jokes about alleged malapropisms that he makes.