Private detective work is glamorous. All baseball games will be won with a home run in the bottom of the ninth and two outs. All police killings are in self-defense. Everyone wins in Las Vegas. Good guys don't do drugs.
Nobody ever has trouble finding good parking spots when they are in a hurry.
High School students look thirty years old. Women never do housework, but their homes are always clean. Street vendors' carts are magnetically attracted to high-speed car chases. Everyone knows how to pick a lock with one tool. To kill a vampire, you must set out 5 min before sunset.