Well, if not, let me remind you. John F. Kennedy was assassinated. My most favorite author in the world, C.S. Lewis, also died today. But since JFK was more famous, Lewis got overlooked. Happy birthday Billy Jean King who won 10 Wimbledon titles.
Weasels suck at tennis.
If you think I might be exaggerating my inability, ask Jon Carlson to comment on my ability without laughing. Once he finishes explaining how much weasels completely suck at playing tennis, ask him how to pronounce the name of one Emileana McClish . It's really funny. I know Edward Woolford gets double vision every time he visits his good Irish Friend Patrick over on Third St. If you need a reason to celebrate and start Thanksgiving Day early, tell people you are celebrating Lebanon's national holiday.