There's nothing like an irrepressible case of the Farts. I mean, the ones that attack you for an hour straight, leaving you limp and deflated. Everybody's used to a little social discomfort here and there, though.
Some people have fart repression mastered.
Their muscle control withstands the siege of oncoming gas, and no one can tell. They may wait minutes, no, hours before they relax and let it out. This is the primary cause of paint blistering and peeling. Milk on its own would make a norman man squirm in his seat after an hour or so. When taken with this techno-powder, however, it tests the very core of his being.