Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker. A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all. When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break. Succeed in spite of management.
Married women come home, see what's in bed, and they go to the fridge.
He was in a room with God and saw that there were a lot of clocks in the room set to different times. The man then asked where Bill Clinton's clock was. They're packed with nutrients. The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strengh to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.