Everybody supports our troops, so Bill comes out looking good. Saddam is the only one who has a worst reputation than him. Hillary, the Commander In Chief, gave the order. Wanted to give China a test demonstration of new military technology for sale. Chicks love guys in uniforms.
War equals higher approval ratings.
Got tired of watching Jerry Springer TV reruns. Clinton's exempt from being draft into the military. Buddy, the dog, wanted him to prove he's still got balls. Act naturally 49. Found missing 48.