I can't rememember whether I'm the good twin or the evil twin. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. People who say you can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop. Join the army Travel the world, Meet interesting people And kill them.
Money does grow on trees.
It's just that the banks own all the branches. A marine biologist developed a species of genetically engineered dolphins that could live forever if they were fed a steady diet of seagulls. One day his supply of the birds ran out, so he had to go out and trap some more. On the way back, he spied two lions asleep on the road. Afraid to wake them, he gingerly stepped over them.