Of course that's just gross. I guess I'm just one of those people who shouldn't try to be creative with small talk. One thing I have a bad habit of doing is telling people everything I have to do for the next five days. If they really wanted to know they would have asked to look at my calendar. Every time I tell my little story though, it gets a little bit bigger.
Old men have their fish stories, college students have research paper stories.
I have to write this billion page report by tomorrow which I haven't even started on, because I was too busy with my essay for English, reading 100 chapters in Diplomacy, and completing my three huge anthropology projects. On top of all that all of my professors hate me and I still have to write my newspaper article for this week which was due about three days ago. Every once in awhile I get into true martyr-type competitions about how little sleep I got last night. I spit my gum out the window and accidentally hit the windshield of this car, which turned out to belong to this gang who chased me down the freeway with shotguns. USD student takes a bubble bath to relieve the stress of finals.