If you can't say something nice, say it in Yiddish. If it tastes good, it's probably not kosher. No one looks good in a yarmulke. There comes a time in every man's life when he must stand up and tell his mother he's an adult. This usually happens at around age 45. 7.
WASPs leave and never say goodbye.
Jews say goodbye and never leave. Israel is the land of milk and honey. Florida is the land of milk of magnesia. The High Holidays have absolutely nothing to do with marijuana. Always whisper the names of diseases.