This is an excerpt from a newspaper article with the same title written by Keith Connors, Scripp Howard News Service. These are the definitive, time-honored and can't miss strategies which are guaranteed to impress a college professor and ensure greater academic success in college. In a three-hour class, feel free to leave at the break.
Professors never notice.
Don't even bother to ask if papers need to be typed. Professors are highly skilled at deciphering primary documents and actually prefer illegible scribbling over double-spaced documents prepared on laser printers. Computers hardly ever crash, especially the night before papers are due. Avoid ever speaking with a professor outside of class. But if you must, never make an appointment.