Pink tender morsel, Glistening with salty gel. Ears, snouts and innards, A homogeneous mass. Pass another slice. Cube of cold pinkness Yellow specks of porcine fat. Give me a spork please.
Old man seeks doctor.
A small pink coffin. Sumptuous feet and tails, Rub amber gel through hair. Have you ever lost anything It's in that one little can, Of Spam. In the same manner as we, lick envelopes to seal them, cows lick Spam. Spam knows where they go.