Next thing you know, he'll be walking around on stilts and jumping into buckets of water from the top of the Gateway alumni center. You look like a damn fool up there on that one wheel, peddlin' hard to keep up. Perhaps he's illustrating a metaphor for life. I guarantee that. That is all.
Zeros are just overpaid morons who get credit for work that they've never done.
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