They did not respond to our ultimatum. This means Cyberwar. The General Headquarters of the Campaign for Canadian World Domination is a funny website. G6 doesn't sound nearly as snappy Without Canada, Jessie Helms might try to pass laws for your country.
Nobody wants an influx of unemployed polar bears.
NATO is heavily reliant on the contribution of our jeep and airstrip. Our suppliers thwart the South American hockey-puck cartels. Ours is the only central bank controlled by loonies. The fashion world is transfixed each year awaiting our fall line of snowshoes. We'd all have to work July 1st.