Do not print or distribute without permission. I wrote this the day before Selection Day, which now feels like years ago. I've updated some of it, but the spirit is the same. Restoring Friday-night keggers to the White House 9. Major-league assholes from Texas.
Resistance is futile.
We can't let this happen. You know this isn't right. Copyright 2000 John Racki. All rights reserved. Do not reprint or distribute without permission.