They're gonna get caught. All of them, and they're gonna be screwed because the dad is gonna have one huge hissy fit and kill everyone with a 99 milimeter . . . Tsk tsk tsk. I woulda hadta puke in the kiddie pool. Boys are so stoopid.
Relationships are so stoopid.
Hah, I hafta point this out to Daniel. They're all going out with swimmers. Stoopid stoopid people that feel the need to date swimmers. And now stoopid Daniel feels the need to contradict me by liking a NON-swimmer. Guys are so dumb.