Feeling very disappointed, the preacher called again for the ghost. When it appeared, the preacher showed it the picture and wanted to know why the ghost wasn't in it. A child came home from Sunday School and told his mother that he had learned a new song about a cross-eyed bear named Gladly. Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers. It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.
People are funny.
They want the front of the bus, middle of the road, and the back of the church. Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your door for years. If the church wants a better pastor, it only needs to pray for the one it has. A Sunday School Teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. Heck is a place for people who don't believe in Gosh.