2001 Divorced , beheaded , died - Divorced , beheaded , survived . For someone with molded-on underwear and no nipples, Barbie certainly has an active sex life . We could psychoanalyze these people all day and speculate on why the educators wait until high school to let people dissect small animals, but hey, I think we all have our own destructive urges to fulfill . We are the Peeps . You will incorporate us into all your biological components .
Resistance is futile .
If you're a promiscuous tattoo artist with a mother in the nuthouse . Or your sister is Poe . Welcome to the House of Leaves. Despite what Nelvana would have you believe, most of the characters on CardCaptors are probably gay. Or engaged in pedophilic relationships.