Marge finds Barney passed out in the street. He's playing the governor. The tour continues. Apu announces that there is a snake hidden in the store. The first person to find it wins a free Squishee.
Patrons energetically smash everything in sight in search of said snake.
Meanwhile, the Springfield cops take target practice at paper snakes. Reverend Lovejoy reads a Bible excerpt to Lisa justifying Whacking Day. Lisa asks to see to see the passage, but Reverend Lovejoy quickly hides his Bible. Whacking Day festivities are well under way. A chorus of young boys sing an anthem to Whacking Day.