After spending a semester in CS 240, where I went to class just because it was fun, and at the urging of others, I decided to make a Professor Ballard Worship Page. Right now, all I have are the quotations, but after winter break is over, I should have some pictures from the last day of classes as well. It's getting close to Halloween.
Neurons are gas-guzzlers.
You're supposed to be a minefield. The moment you're left behind, you yell. Or somewhere in Canada. I'm so ashamed. The ants live off animal dung.