But to me, you've got all your friends, and you've got pizza, chicken, beer. It's four in the morning, and you're driving to Milwaukee. This is not to be scoffed at. It gets ugly. Women bring candles.
Women bring nice pillows and bubble bath.
And you have to learn that sometimes you just need a bubble bath. That doesn't mean that everything on the show is an accurate portrayal of Chris Isaak's life. Judging from the episodes, you might expect he's overly busy evading stalkers and vetting backstage skanks. But in real life, Chris says, the women are far crazier and more overheated. Now, that's the vicarious life you want to live, if you're going to be living it on a network that allows nudity and adult situations.