I hope that all this frivolity of mine isn't tainting this beautiful little thing that you've created.
Nobody likes it when a stranger comes over and pukes on the floor.
Dear Sir, I am writing you in response to the posting's of Mr. Oak Kelsey. Mr. Kelsey, or Oak, as I like to call him, has sent you several letters and photographs. I would like to thank you for the kindness shown toward him, in placing his work on your very fine website. For years now I have commented to him on the immense size of his talent. He is a big stupid liar about his lack of talent.