But in the case of Octaman , the embarrassment reaches such huge levels that I feel compelled to even withhold the characters' real names. Some of you may feel that I simply forgot them, but trust me, its for their own good. They're probably all around 87 or so now, there's no need to ostracize them from all the fun activities going on in their retirement homes. That being said, here we have George and Missy. George is, I think, some form of freelance nuclear waste checker, a position that fully explains the thought that went into this movie.
Missy is French, and that's about it.
We have to have a female on the cast, because as a side effect of the genetic mutation of the octopus, it appears to enjoy kidnapping and raping women. Our first true example of hentai, my friends. Anyway, they're down in a primitive Hispanic settlement, because as everyone knows, Mexico as a whole was plagued by poverty and people dressed like Indians back in the 70s. Well, as a result of all the bombs set off around the world at war time, nuclear radiation has spread through the oceans of the world - and its centralized in Mexican ponds. Thank you, thank you Mr. Essex.