Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others. I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Then I'm appearing at Carnegie Hall, it's sold out. Then I'm sailing to France to be honored by the French government. I'd give it all up for one erection. I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.