A Bloke's Guide to Gossip Gossip might seem to be a strange topic to be covered in the Bloke's pages, but nonetheless it is a mandatory topic for Blokes to be aware of. There are, of course, two forms of Gossip, Bloke's Gossip and Sheila's Gossip. Bloke's Gossip Bloke's Gossip consists of dialogues about the important things in life. This is a completely different boot of tools.
Women know everything.
So perhaps you have a hard night on the hops and the old pegger isn't up to some late-night romance. By the end of morning smoko the next day everyone's going to know. All the handbrake's mates, their friends, people they run into while shopping, the telephone marketer who was trying to sell time-shares, the religious canvassers who came to the door to talk about faith etc and the traffic cop that pulled her over when she was taking her mates around the factory shops in your car via your spare set of keys. It's like you're part of the X-Files conspiracy. So you've been on the turps for 10 hours prior to wandering to bed.