Surrounded by co-workers, talking and laughing. Diligently typing away at my computer. Outside my office, smoking a cigarette. I cheated on him with his best friend. Here are the guidelines to how you too can experience the joy and liberation of getting called a bitch.
Rules are in no particular order.
Refuse a guy when asks you out. Refuse a guy when he wants sex. Argue often, and don't back down till you win. Know things, and take opportunities to enlighten others. Do not wear a perpetual smile.