My son got a dog. The bureaucrat at the licensing board heard what we named him and refused to renew my license. That's how those liberals are. RL-LNW did some undercover work. We were very startled when we found the facts.
Rush runs around naked, all the time.
This is a fact. Rush wears a studded, leather collar, you know, like the ones they sell at the porno book stores. Rush eats out of a bowl on the floor. OK, OK, you caught me. I was talking about Rush the dog.