A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night. There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage. Bancroft My wife and I were happy for twenty years. I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.-George Burns I married Miss Right.