A glass of V8 may be just the thing. Rudolph the red-nosed wino will guide our sleigh tonight. Death without actually passing into the next world. All of these sick sugary trendy drinks with cream of whatever, and doughnut-flavored schnapps, and layers of nifty floating colored syrups and liquers. Gallons of Coca-Cola mixed with hard liquor.
Most kids still have to learn the hard way.