John Graham, as handsome as ony did see, From the soles of his boots to his croun. Sired in '35 a baby boy blithe, Born in Flanders Moss in the Grampians. With alacrity, the lad set to sea To seek the Isle of Jamaica. To Ardoch estates he will take her.
Uric acidity has the proclivity Of making hapless victims groan and writhe.
While hope might seem forlorn, he's ardent for reform Of Bonnie Scotland's Royal Burghs. By post chaise or ship he oft makes the trip To London to tell of their sorrows. His uncle, the Earl of Glencairn, passed on without leaving a bairn, And Rab gained Finlaystone in '96.