The reason women live longer than men is that they have no wives. A smart husband is one who thinks twice before saying nothing. A married couple are well suited when both partners usually feel the need for a quarrel at the same time. A holiday is a day a man stops doing what his boss wants and starts doing what his wife wants.
Marriage is a matter of give and take.
You better give it to her, or she'll take it anyway. Women are called the opposite sex because when you want to do anything they want to do the opposite. Mostly, the bride doesn't look happy, she looks triumphant. 25 Mar 01 One who marries, for whole life wearies. If you give a woman an inch she'll park a car in it.