Men are like vacations - they never seem to be long enough. Men are like computers - hard to figure out and never have enough memory. Men are like coolers - load them with beer, and you can take them anywhere. Men are like coffee - the best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long. Men are like horoscopes - they always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Men are like plungers - they spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.
Men are like chocolate bars - sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips. Men are like chocolates - they never last long enough and they always leave stains whenever they get hot. Men are like department stores - their clothes should always be half off. I'm going fishing. It's a guy thing.