Not breathing, I suppose, and really stuck for something to serve in the salad course, but above that, we'd be missing all those wonderful concoctions that clever people have been whipping up since neolithic times to cure this and dye that a sort of bluish-green color. In acknowledgment of this long record of botanical exploitation, I present for you now some lore of the less well known herbs of history. A woody vine found in rocky areas, known for its stimulant properties.
Overuse causes slurring of speech.
Individuals under its influence may mumble or utter strings of nonsense syllables. Has been used to treat total arhythmia. Named for the tendency of its seed pods to explode into millions of clinging white particles when handled, this herb is best employed in revenge schemes. A few of the small brown pods affixed to the inside of a hat can give someone a horrifying hair day. An odd-looking root that causes uncontrolled nasal discharge and a craving for tasteless, liquefied vegetables.