But you can't write those darned song lyric. When you enter the site, it immediately offers one suggestion for lyrics. Keep it up and you could have a great song with well over 563 verses. Well, these folks have and include photos from around the world of various hydrants. There's even a spot where you can play a version of the game with a perspective of how it looks on the building.
Some folks have all the fun.
And this site is plenty of fun. However, please be advised, this site is meant for adults as the language does tend to get a bit offensive, but in very rare circumstances. My hats off to Eugene Mirman, the creator of this site, for his imagination and ability to make website viewing fun for a change.