Stand next to nearest dog, complain about her housetraining. Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights. You have fallen over backward. Mouth contains cigarette butts. You have fallen forward.
Room seems unusually dark.
Bar has closed. You get this one, next round is on me. I'll get this one, next one is on you. Can I get a glass of white zinfandel. Can I get a glass of white zinfandel.