Instead, let's talk about Style. But while style largely remains in the eye of the beholder, some looks are more equal than others. Or at least more indicative of the valley. Now, before we go any further, know that some fashion rules still apply in today's democratic vision. Here's the skinny.
Style is a capricious hussy.
You can bend the rules, but freedom always names its price. He'll notice how you eat a banana long before he glimpses your pink Miu Miu mules. Trusting your gut when it comes to running the fashion derby doesn't mean you should showcase it. Clothing is a sound investment. Safe equals death.