The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a book. I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it. I must confess, I was born at a very early age. I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members. Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
Time wounds all heels.
She reminds me of you. Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife. I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along. A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.