When put in charge of beheading, He felt that fame and glory beckoned. Black Adder, Black Adder. No such blooming luck. Black Adder, Black Adder, Elizabethan shmuck. Black Adder, Black Adder.
Nothing goes as planned.
Black Adder, Black Adder. Life deals him a bum hand. And though Black Adder thought them mad, He tried his hand at navigation. Black Adder, Black Adder. He saw the ocean's foam.