RL-LNW did some undercover work. We were very startled when we found the facts. Rush runs around naked, all the time. This is a fact. Rush wears a studded, leather collar, you know, like the ones they sell at the porno book stores.
Rush eats out of a bowl on the floor.
OK, OK, you caught me. I was talking about Rush the dog. One bright spot. Rush the dog passed the Army Admissions test for personal hygeine.