Heed this information, Whoopi Goldberg . Vice So, there's this actor who's been mentioned in this column. And there he is, burnin' it away with one of those gals you pay to burn it away with. And he asks her to handcuff him to the bed. Oh, how two decades ago.
Trouble is, the hooker loses the key.
The fire department was called in to save the day. It all reminds me of the time I was at Premiere , working on a story about Scientology with scribe John Richardson . J.R. had done a magnificent job putting it together. I responded that I wasn't the subject of the article, John Travolta was. At least, that's what this one thinks.