Eyes freeze shut when you step outside. You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo. Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects. Miami residents cease to exist. 20 degrees - Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you.
Politicians actually do something about the homeless.
Minnesotans shovel snow off roof. Japanese cars don't start. Too cold to think. You need jumper cables to get the driver going. You plan a two week hot bath.