Cut from the best pattern like a flannel shirt of plaid, You sparked up my life like a Rattletrap shad. Yore complexion, it's perfection, like the best vinyl sidin'. Despite all the years, yore age, it keeps hidin'. And when you get old like a '57 Chevy, Won't put you on blocks and let grass grow up heavy. Some men git roses on that special day, From the cooler at Kroger.
Some men buy fine diamonds from a flea market booth.
But for this man, honey, these will not do. For you are too special, you sweet thang you. Better than diamonds, it's a new trollin' motor.