Anonymous, but to the point. Dear Mrs. Nourie, Thank you for submitting your story. I prefer stories that give my readers a creepy feeling, rather than stories that put them in danger of losing their lunch. I suggest you read a few issues to get a feel for what I use. Good luck and please try me again with something more suited to my audience.
Writers check their mail boxes often, eager and hopeful that acceptance is awaiting.
Some of you may be tempted to wait inside it, eager to get that acceptance. Inevitably, nothing but junk mail and bills flood you for days . . . Something weird is happening. Writers across the country experience this phenomenon. This quirk is still under investigation.