After about 6 hours of driving, and a much needed 45 minute nap. Get here, early as shit and can't check into the house until 3. We drive to the realtor, get the house keys, find the house.
Second sight is worse.
The place is fucking horrific. Flip, who I'm standing with had the good looking out powers to notice that the tacky as fuck pictures hanging in the living room were exactly the same . This is out bedroom, after we rearranged all the furniture. And added monkeys. There are two bathrooms.