I didn't say it straightened out her pubic hairs. I was rolling on the floor in ecstasy and it wasn't because of the money I parted with. There's two opportunities to take your clothes off next week. For a megalomaniac, I take it pretty easy. That half never grows old.
Superficiality is only skin deep.
Matthew has this thing about squeezing your socks. Speaking for myself, my finger and pants. The man creates virginity wherever he goes. We were having lunch at the Waldorf-Astoria, and they had spoons hanging off their noses. It undulates when you touch it.