I'm sure they exist, but there's not a long list. Take my skates and tell your friends, I insist. Nothing can possibly go wrong, I swear. Our friend Kevin got arrested the first day of the tour. He didn't care, even though the money he's been saving up for a car had to bail him out.
Money can control a lot, but skating can control money.
A trip up to the Vancouver cement parks is priceless to a skater like me. Even if they were paid. I did, that's for damn sure. The ghostly repetitions of road dividers are racing in my mind. I compare long drives to meditation, personally.