Kindergarten kids don't eat broccoli.
Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
PA One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little extra in the offering plate. He said that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns. He was so excited that he immediately shared his joy with his congregation and said he'd like to personally thank the person who placed the money in the plate. A very quiet, young lady named Spicy, all the way in the back, shyly raised her hand. The pastor asked her to come to the front.