If I find that you are suitable for residence in this part of the afterlife, I will let you pass. You, the one with the sweater vest. Of course you. Well tell me about your life. But Heaven has 46 trillion electoral college votes, and God s quite the politico.
People tend to die eventually.
Oh they re almost all republicans. You might like it there. But then there s the whole eternal torture thing and you seem like a good kid. So I tell you what. Stick around while I deal with your friends, and we ll see.