By David Cain 1. The invasion has begun.
Phoenix appears to be the staging area.
Scientists report that during the first inning of their April 17th game against the Rockies, the Diamondbacks were victimized by two bunt singles. It began as an ordinary day at the massively air-conditioned baseball mall. Colorado's leadoff man Brian Hunter was retired, and Make Lansing singled. Then the no. 3 batter, Larry Walker, bunted for a single. Odd, but not unprecedented.