Put itching powder on the toilet seats. Leave a fried egg floating in the bowl. Create a crime scene complete with police tape and chalk silhouette. The feeling that you've heard this bull before. Clothes make the man.
Naked people have little or no influence on society.
If at first you don't succeed then skydiving is not for you. Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with. Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check. The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.