He who laughs last thinks slowest. A tax on people who are bad at math. It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you. Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. Taxed to death. The more people I meet, the more I like my dog. Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.