You need to order a day in advance, though, so plan ahead. The whole package comes with a biodegradable kit with instructions and everything. It's enough to make any baby drool with excitement. Should you insist that Santa actually bring something, that can be arranged as well for an additional fee. Call 415.824.6725 or 888.339.7925.
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Such a gift requires no wrapping and packs a wallop without taking up an inch of actual space.