I believe you. Dear Mark H. Simple, President Bill Clinton urgently needs your immediate response to the 1995 Presidential Poll enclosed with this letter. This has to be the most obnoxious piece of mail I've received in my entire life. In about a month's time, I will be moving to the Detroit area. This is the fifth resume we've received in the last year.
Times are tough out there.
Jobs are getting harder to get. This concludes my pinpoint social commentary for this missive. Collect them all, but you knew I was going to say that. I've become formulaic and drab. Lessee, let's do some hot dog math.