If you can remain calm, you don't have all the facts. Eat a live toad first thing in the morning, and nothing worse can happen to you the rest of the day. You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you're down there. You cry for your mother. You cross the street without looking for cars.
Snack time is a necessity.
You bundle up for the outdoors without caring what you look like because everyone else looks as stupid as you do. YOu stay at home and play games with your friends. You wear your backpack on both shoulders. You wear big mittens. Playing in the snow is a legitimate activity.