A heated argument erupts over whether Vikings had horned helmets, or where Santa Claus lives. Take an additional drink for each week the thread continues. The whole glass if someone draws a color-coded graph of which Internet domains believe Vikings had horned helmets. Someone complains about software that strips the eighth-bit. Two drinks if it's not someone from Iceland.
Someone criticizes the Swedish king.
Someone relates an anecdote demonstrating the kindness and earthy humanity of the Norwegian king or his father. Two drinks if it involves mass transit. You hear about the Danish prince who doesn't use mass transit. Two drinks if it's a story about a new crash. There's an article about Olof Palme again.