We have all kinds of wild sexual adventures. Last week we were at the movies, and he was playing with my pussy the whole time. It was raining and we were under an umbrella with raincoats on. No one could tell what we were doing. It was exciting.
Sex can be really funny.
In my early 20s I was still a hippie, and I had this great long hair. Suddenly, it stsrted coming out in big clumps. I had this brainstorm that if semen could make new people, maybe it could make new hair. So at night before I went to sleep, I would masturbate and rub it all over my scalp. When I woke up in the morning it would be all dried up, shrunk, almost painful.