Unfortunately, they never realized it. Their arms are so bulky they can't cross them. Their jeans have all the right bulges, but in all the wrong places. The best ones have really small heads and cherubic faces, adding a jarring sense of the macabre to the whole thing. Time and Space Get Funny.
People request specific lockers at the gym.
They like the lockers near the shower. Despite the fact they're at the gym to get exercise, walking the extra 20 feet from a far-away locker somehow turns into several miles in their mind. I understand it, though. After 40 minutes on the stairmaster, I like to stretch. But the only parallel bars are upstairs on the track, an entire 100 feet away.