Anyway, d ucks, being extremely clever at disguise and subterfuge, have invented decoys. Decoys look just like ducks, but they aren t. They re bits of wood. Their purpose is to float around in ponds all day, fooling humans, while the real ducks are off designing web pages, or running large corporations. People in the know can always tell the difference between a duck and a decoy.
Real ducks don t eat quiche.
If you don t believe the part about ducks running large corporations, take a look at your own workplace. If you find out one or more of your family members is really a duck, be grateful. Ducks will look after you when the aliens invade. Anyway, there s no shame in working for a duck. You have to remember, it was a duck who saved the world from a fate worse than death.