The month chosen will be January. It's the first month. White males should always come first because we oppress everyone. It's also a 31 day month.
White males deserve to get the most.
Being a winter month, we can force everyone to watch our parade and speeches in cold weather. This is acceptable because white males get off on watching other people suffer. IRS joins in on the fun by delivering 1040 forms. White males return unwanted Xmas gifts and spend money on 4 wheel vehicles and fishing boats instead of mailing it to the government to spend on progressive social programs. Official day when white males beat their wives providing necessary work for people manning shelter hot lines.