There are just some things best left undescribed. My conversation with Steve did make me wonder how I'll react when my hair finally decides to go. A man's hair helps define him as an individual and plays a tremendous part in establishing his sexual identity. Therefore, in a man's eyes, when his hair goes, so goes his manhood. Or they could just take all their money and buy themselves a new Porsche.
Nothing diverts attention from a cue ball head like an expensive, German sports car.
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