You ain't mean like those far ants I found in my bed. Cut from the best cloth like a plaid flannel shirt, you spark up my life more than a fresh load of dirt. Yore complexion, it's perfection, like the best vinyl sidin' Despite all the years, yore age, it keeps hidin'. They get it at Wal-Mart, it's romantic that way. Some men git roses on that special day From the cooler at Krogers.
Some men buy fine diamonds from a flea market booth.
But for this man, honey, these won't do. Cause yo're too special, you sweet thang you. Two redneck decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should back go to college to get ahead. The first goes in to see the counselor, who tells him to take Math, History, and Logic. And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife.