There's so much comedy on television. The trouble with political jokes is they get elected. The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. They say you can't really know someone until you walk a mile in their shoes. If it had been an actual life, you would have received instructions on where to go and what to do.
Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.
Today has been cancelled due to lack of interest. I came, I saw, I stuck around. Veni, Vedi, Visa. I did a little shopping. Very funny, Scotty.