No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries or birthdays on a calendar. Yes, peeing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
Most guys own two to three pairs of shoes.
A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. Your Mom doesn't have to be our best friend. Foreign films are best left to foreigners. Check your oil.