A couple of weeks later the soldier was back in getting his other leg amputated. So he went and did as the soldier asked. 3 days later that soldier came in with a bloody arm. When picking your nose in public, don't be rude and eat all your boogers yourself, always offer to share. You know you have a bad acne problem if a blind man tries to read your face.
Optimists are simply pessimists on effective medication.
I work so fast that I'm always finished. A man was wondering in the woods pondering all the things of life, and his own personnal problems. The man couldn't find the answers so he sought help from God. The saddest thing in life is a mesqutio sucking on a mummy, forget about it lilltle guy, hes dead. There are animals that can hear too.