Sure, it's Groundhog day. I get up at the crack of dawn, climb up out of my hole, look pretty for the cameras, and earn my feed for the rest of the year. It has everything to do with us, Phil. Football games, for example. At the same time, certain other gentlemen, such as myself and Biff here, find it both enjoyable and financially profitable to accept such wagers in an organized manner.
People like to bet on stuff.
Oh, yeah, I gotcha. My succinct colleague is correct. The equation, Mr. Groundhog, is not that simple. There is approximately an equal chance of you seeing your shadow or not seeing it, and so it is impossible to obtain better than 5 to 3 odds of you doing either. This does not allow great profit-making potential.