Eventually they will let you go with a warning. Today you will discover a troupe of gypsies hiding in your bathroom. They will leave when you ask them to, but you should expect a fair amount of grumbling. You will unearth a small stone figurine, while digging in your garden. If you put it on your television and put a small bowl of fruit in front of it, those unsightly warts should clear up in a week or two.
Today is a good day to crash through the underbrush, making loud snorting sounds.
Beware of hunters, however. Today you will find a really BIG piece of lint in your pocket. That's it, for todays excitement. People will begin complimenting you on how clean you are. You will find this strangely irritating.