Here's to your health. You make age curious, time furious, and all of us envious. As you slide down the bannister of life, may the splinters never face the wrong way. May your luck be like the capital of Ireland. In the year ahead may we treat our friends with kindness and our enemies with generosity.
Marriage is an institution, but who wants to live in an institution.
To close this section I would like to tell you that I feel like a loaf of bread. Wherever I go, they toast me.