I've finally saved up enough money for my big trip to the big city. The big city will chew you up and spit you out like a wad of horsemeat. Yes, it's horrible there. All the people just bustle right past you and the ladies are painted up like dimestore hussies. Oh yeah, nothing ever goes wrong here, we never grow old and die in the suburbs.
Nobody ever burns their tongue on a bowl of pea soup and everbody has pizza ovens.
It's aways just a Pleasant Valley Sunday here in status symbol land. Well, I better get going. I have a ticket on the five o one sonic bullet train so. Jeeze, the big city, I can't wait. The Effel Tower, the, the Acropolis, the Leaning Tower, the Aztec Ruins.