I've been known to strip naked and cover my body with fat banana slugs for sexual pleasure. Yes, his lips tremble now. He will soon collapse from my obvious craziness. Uh, don't you think we're done here. I'd like to get to the portal sometime this week.
Xenon hands the drunken madman a glass of sake and steps back.
The drunken madman stands up and without taking his eyes off of me, opens a portal before us. You are no match for my craziness. I'll be back to crush you with my madness. I jump through the portal after Xenon of the Wind. The portal spits me out in a walled off fortress and I quickly roll to one side.