I'd much rather join a sect where we smack wooden boards against our skulls. Still, the drive home gave me several hours to contemplate. I am already looking forward to January 2002. If you decide to sleep on the floor make sure it is where people can see you. Jar-Jar Binks had better hope cardboard cutouts are not allowed as substitutes for voodoo dolls.
Nerds wear pocket protectors, have glasses, and carry laser pointers.
The idiot who invented heavy duty paper plates never thought of people throwing them at each other. India signing the Berne Convention is good in some ways and bad in some ways. Arguing the merits of Mosquito over Skeeter tends to amuse people. Driving through eight hours of sleet and hard rain sucks. All original content is 1998 - 2001 by its respective author, usually Andrew Borntreger.