What a convenience that bridge is. We were just looking for something to do. Taking a break from skating the same ole' shit every day and getting 10 miles a gallon along the way. A road trip is eminent when friends have spring break and extra sick days. No checking bags or 70 year-old flight attendants that try to look 30.
Plastic surgery is a benefit for flight attendants that are dependent.
Anyways, none of that because we're driving a retard bus that's dressed like a church transport. They both fit us. We're spreading the word around the world. Portraying excitement leaves desperation prominent. Everybody likes derogatory people.