Everywhere you go, laughter and comedy ensue. This would be great if you were trying to be funny. You are deeply confused by the idea of sex.
Piscean women wear long floaty dresses and enormous amounts of unusual silver jewelry.
Pisceans claim to love the stars, but the only constellation they can find is the Big Dipper. If they cannot find it, they cry. You have no sense of direction. The people you find going in reverse at 70 m.p.h. Pisceans are most likely to die by falling out of a window or getting run over by a truck.