The woman comes home five or six days later to an apartment full of dead plants. No one knows why this happens. Women use garages to park their cars and store their lawnmowers. Men use garages for many things. They hang car parts in garages, they avoid women in garages, and they build useless lopsided benches in garages.
Women look nice when they wear jewellery.
A man can get away with wearing one ring and that's it. Melts if given special treatment. Bitter if incorrectly used. Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore. Yields if pressure applied in correct places.