The old man decided to go and see if they were all right. He knocked on the door of the cabin and a weak voice from inside answered. Yes, we're fine. Marriage is not a word. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that. There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.