It shows the rather odd golf course and the dark gardens. You can also find out the reason why Death can't understand rockeries, and what happens to garden gnomes. This is a map of Lancre, where Granny Weatherwax, Nanny Ogg and Magrat Garlick live. It also features the Rock and Hard Place, and the Place Where the Sun Does Not Shine. It's a concise and possibly even accurate MAPP of the Great City of the Discworld including the Unseen University and environs.
Real cats do eat quiche.
And anything else left on the table. They can hear a fridge door opening two rooms away.