Men think with the wrong head.
The movie opens with these three men telling their version of what happened, each to a different person, which leads to lame, yawn-inducing jokes about psychoanalysts and repressed Catholic priests. Burmesiter is about as obsessed with sex as Carl is, only he's a little less desperate about his interest. Rather, the whole movie is like the deranged fantasy of couple of pre-teens who have seen too many crime movies and Playboy videos and somehow gotten the two conflated in their heads. Director Harald Zwart, working from a script by the late Stan Seidel, attempts to pump up the volume throughout the movie, putting his experience in music videos and commercials to full use in a series of overwrought comedy segments that mostly flounder and fail. One Night at McCool's has energy, but as a farce it falls flat because it has no tone and no center.