In political news, lone wolf presidential candidate Gary Garfield blasted other candidates who are switching parties. Zelda Plowright reports. At a spirited campaign rally, Garfield told his loyal followers that Parties should close their borders to political immigrants. Garfield's veiled reference is to Pat Buchanan and Donald Trump, who both bolted the Republican party this week. Forrest Grimm reports.
Social circles are abuzz today with news of the intruder's terribly rude behavior.
He coulda been more polite too. What a twit. They both were. They deserve each other. At the stroke of midnight, the uninvited guest fled the party, leaving only a glass slipper behind.