Speak softly are carry a megaphone. Share this with a friend. In another life, you were a trout. Two's company, three's perverse. Never kiss a cactus.
Today is the first day of everyone else's life too.
Never eat anything larger than your head. If this had been a sweepstakes, you would have won. Look in the mirror and smile broadly. A fool and his money are soon partying. You take the high road, I'll take the bus.