This is most effective if done the first day of a three week camp. PB Breast implants. Inject it under the skin instead of cortizone to remove wrinkles. Coat your ironing board with it to remove wrinkles. Silence the annoying hum of your aquarium air pump.
Squeaky wheel gets the peanut butter.
Add weight to your Pinewood Derby car. Pump-in attic insulation. Prevents foam rot on your favorite pair of speakers. Mix it with henna to make a more durable body paint. Coat the inside of your wheelwells to keep winter road salt form corroding your car.