In the long run, stock prices always go up faster than other investments. You can never lose money in real estate, as long as you are willing to wait long enough. Buy a commodity and sit on it. Buy real estate and sit on it. The best retirement fund is a nice chunk of real estate.
Patience is a virtue, so wait at least a week between buying and selling.
The advice is inspiring, comforting-and often completely wrong. Faber is completely convinced he is right about this.