This guide will attempt to categorize them so that you can tell the difference should you ever encounter one of these creatures, or, heaven forbid, be forced to employ one. This is the single most heinous and powerful group of lawyers. They can be identified by their expensive suits and doeskin briefcases, which are usually hand made. In particular, they have the uncanny ability to form a collective consciousness, and pool their resources into a unified whole. Doing so makes them much more efficient, and also allows them to obtain information and strategies from their enemies and assimilate it into their own knowledge base.
Resistance is futile.
According to the evolutionary model, they most likely evolved from invertebrates several million years ago. They also have a unique anatomical feature in that their heads and excretory systems are interchangeable, and usually virtually indistinguishable from each other. On the other hand, the creation model hypothesizes that they were created along with the rest of the land-dwelling beasts on the fifth creation day. In summary, these lawyers are extremely dangerous. Avoid them at all costs.