The key to failure is trying to please everybody. A narcissist is someone better looking than you are. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance. If you want a place in the sun, you've got to expect a few blisters.
Old age comes at a bad time.
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. You can't fool all the people all the time, you need only a majority. I always wanted to be somebody, but now I see I should have been more specific. I have no time for patience. Life is a banquet, and most poor fools are starving to death.