The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel. She hikes up her skirt every time someone yawns.
Statistics are like a bikini.
What they reveal is suggestive, what they conceal is vital. A family was all together recently, just hanging around. Mom walked into the bathroom one day and found young Futh furiously scrubbing his penis with a toothbrush and toothpaste. I'm gonna do this three times a day, because there's no way I'm gonna get a cavity that looks and smells as bad as my sister's. There was this cowboy from Texas who decided to do a little traveling and when he got as far north as Kansas City he was feeling pretty horny so decided to stay a while.