When my friend arrived, it turned out that the woman owned her dog's brother. They had picked up the dogs at the pound on the same day. On another occasion, a friend, whose husband had recently committed suicide by hanging himself in the garage, called to talk. I know you can cheer me up. I'm so angry at him.
Men are pigs.
I knew she wanted one of my biting one-liners, but I had never dealt with this situation before. I took the risk. Bracing myself, I replied. She laughed hysterically and I got the idea for my second book, Look Before You Leap , a high-risk humor oriented yet factual study of suicide. It is now in search of a daring publisher.