A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe. These seven words strike fear into the heart of even General Schwartzkopf. Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.
Men have an easier time buying bathing suits.
Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man. Men are like portable heaters that snore. Women take clothing much more seriously than men. Get me out of here.