The Official Humor Column of the Summer Games Pull up your socks, mate, and learn to talk like an Aussie , join in on the Office Olympics , and visit Mr. Platypus' billabong page . Jim writes a weekly column for the News-Sun .
Tea is dinner and supper is a bedtime snack.
Breakfast is breakfast and lunch is lunch, unless of course you live in the Midwest where lunch is dinner and dinner is supper, so tea would be supper and supper would be a bedtime snack. And whatever you do, don t root for your favorite athlete or team at the summer games in Sydney. Your call may be recorded to assure quality service. Administrative assistants attempt to read their supervisor's handwriting. Contestants must race to the bank after work before it closes.