Since Ooze is the Journal of Substance, Wit, and Dangerous Masturbatory Habits, our readership is on the cutting edge of sexual expression, and demands to be kept abreast of the latest autoerotic techniques. Understanding that need, we've culled some new and potentially lethal solo practices from a number of confidential police, emergency room, and dental records.
Safe sex is for the weak.
This fixation is not without hazard and can result in severe rectal burns or, in extreme cases, cause the sphincter to be cauterized and sealed to the tail pipe. In these cases, the subject's intestines can slowly inflate until the entire gastrointestinal system is evacuated through the mouth, although this is rare. This habit first gained national media attention when a pit mechanic of Mario Andretti's thought he could sneak in a little action before the Indianapolis 500. Then I just wanted to stop and have a nice cappuccino. Andretti went on to win regardless.