If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book. The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. Clothes make the man.
Naked people have little or no influence on society.
Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where you left them to where you can't find them. Whatever it is that hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.