Carry a pocket sized leather-bound notepad with you at all times. The paper should be unlined with no page numbers or predefined sections. Look at them like they re stupid and say, The power of the human brain dwarfs the usefulness of such toys . For extra coolness, use your old Palm as a doorstop. For super coolness, whip out the notepad like a gunslinger at meetings and use it to answer questions while Palmers are pecking away at their pathetic little screens.
Technology is for nerds, and nerds are like, so out.
Instead, let your actions speak of your steadfast lack of repentance. It helps to cultivate that distance and unapproachability so important to being percieved as cool. An attractive byproduct of this technique is that most people will leave you alone since they are loath to confront someone who looks like a skinhead, professional wrestler or cancer patient. Don't post for a few days. Then announce that you are retiring due to your desire to have a life outside computers and the internet.