Missing a few buttons on his remote control. No grain in the silo. Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse. Receiver is off the hook. Several nuts short of a full pouch.
Skylight leaks a little.
Surfing in Nebraska. Too much yardage between the goal posts. A few croutons short of a chef's salad. In the pinball game of life, his flippers were a little farther apart than most. He reached rock botton the other day and started to dig.