There is a dispute about the origin of the term goy , whether it is from the word for nation or another source. But it is not from any inherently offensive root word. To forget all the Hebrew one ever learned immediately after one's Bar Mitzvah. A traditional form of self defense based on talking one's way out of a tight spot. Matzo balls that are as good as mother used to make.
Matzo balls are Jewish dumplings typically served with chicken soup.
My son, the genius. Mein means mine . We leave it to you to figure out the joke. The assorted lipstick and make-up stains found on one's face and collar after kissing all one's aunts and cousins at a reception. Mishpochim is a word that would be useful for English to adopt.