Ravers love homemade clothes because they've seen the price tag on a pair of Lithiums. Ravers always order water when they go out to clubs. Ravers always know the most likely spot to find other ravers within a one-hundred foot radius. Ravers don't bother planning to meet their friends ahead of time, their friends are always already there. Ravers have a one track mind.
Ravers constantly point out the trippy visuals in everyday life.
Ravers never know the name of their favorite tracks. Ravers can't watch Electric Circus without it being muted. You name your children Eudora, Mozilla and Dotcom. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free Internet access.