Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world. Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for. Everything should be made as simple as possible but no simpler. Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.
Suicide is the sincerest form of self-criticism.
If you think that there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody. All things being equal, fat people use more soap. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame. One-seventh of your life is spent on Monday. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.