When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. Never ask your three-year old brother to hold a tomato. You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.
Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time. School lunches stick to the wall. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. The best place to be when you are sad is in Grandma's lap.