Yup back in the day. When DOS and Win 3.1 were the rage. He could have been under the influence of narcotics. There are MANY possible explanations for this. If I were a grandfather it would be a grandfather clock, but it's only a father clock.
Resistors are Bad.
We need to be slightly more quantitative. It's not much more interesting to be teaching it. That's good news for Pat, unless Chris is a frog or something. When we hear the word exponential, we all shiver in our boots. MicroSoft is the question.