People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. There apparently exists, somewhere in L.A., a computer that generates concepts for television sitcoms. When TV executives need a new concept, they turn on this computer. And so on. We need to locate that computer and destroy it with hammers.
Nobody is normal.
Whatever they announced last year about global warming is wrong. The main accomplishment of almost all organized protests is to annoy people not in them. The value of advertising is that it tells you the exact opposite of what the ad actually thinks. If Coke and Pepsi spend billions of dollars to convince you that there are significant differences between these two products, both companies realize that Pepsi and Coke are virtually identical. On those rare occasions when advertising dares to poke fun at the product, as in the classic Volkswagen Beetle campaign, it's because the advertiser actually thinks the product is pretty good.