When you ask to be knocked up and every guy in town volunteers. When you refer to your spouse as your grief and strife and she threatens you with divorce. When you're looking for the apples and pears and someone directs you to the produce department. When all the OAP'S have baseball caps on all the time. You walk to the car and you are drenched in sweat.
Work closes because they got half an inch of snow last night.
You can't find the clutch. You laugh at the price of gasoline and people think your crazy. Filling up an the biggest car you've ever owned costs less than a few beers. No traffic Jams in the morning on the way to work. Cars overtake you from all sides.