A man's best friend is his dog. That's assuming you want a friend who messes on your carpet and drools on your newspaper. If I won the lottery, I wouldn't be one of those people who immediately quit their jobs. I'd make my boss's life a living hell for a week or two first. Winning isn't everything.
Men are like buses.
They have spare tires and smell funny. So I put the cat there. It's a small world. So you gotta use your elbows a lot. This land is your land.