To put you at ease, we have selected the most common spawning locations of your species. You may choose from the back of a Camaro, an airplane bathroom, a friend's wedding, or the back of a porno theater. All right, young'uns, bath time. Cover up your eyes and drop your britches. Oh, business is slow.
People today are healthier and drinking less.
You know, if it wasn't for the junior high school next door, no one would even use the cigarette machine. You might want to write that down. Oh, what the heck, you only live once. I like my beers cold and my homosexuals flaming. Listen folks, there's no magic formula.