You become senile when you think the world short-changed you, or everybody wakes up to screw you. You become gracious when you realize that you have something the world needs, and people are happy to see you when you come into the room. Your wrinkles either show that you're nasty, cranky, and senile, or that you're always smiling. I've never seen them bored. It's the only magazine I read from beginning to end, nonstop.
Most magazines are very biased into one octave.
Whether you've got a green mohawk or a suit and a tie, it's still the same. I'm laughing because I know the secret of life. And the secret of life is that I have validated my existence. I know that I am worth more than my house, my bank account, or any physical thing. Because when I hit that note, I hit the umbilical cord of anybody who is listening.