However, fear not. You can still find ways to amaze your friends. Look to other cultures for hints. Ants, crickets, and beetles are the best. Arrange them on a plate around black bean dip for a La Brea Tar Pits scene.
Snakes are another possibility.
Fill something not-poisonous with fruit and herbs and grill on the barbie with the skin still on. Serve coiled around a baked pig or gerbil for maximum effect. Every religion has its holy food. Start a revival of your favorite style, or go Unitarian and embrace them all. Ritz crackers and Wheat Thins are good enough alone and much better than the Eucharist.