That fact has been firmly established, over time, by, among other things, educators, standardized tests, my steadfast faith in the predictions of television meteorologists and my failure to attract an archenemy. But I'm no idiot, either. Of that, my friends, you can rest assuaged. What's worse, this is only the latest example of my growing incompetence at consumerism. In addition to pots and pans, I also no longer have the stamina or the intellectual wherewithal to buy computer hardware, computer software, electronics, major appliances, car tires, bedding or any athletic shoe that might actually be used for an athletic activity.
Pizza is on the bubble.
I'm in the Housewares department of a major national retailer, i.e., a chain store. There's non-stick and stick resistant. There's commercial and professional quality. Mirror, brushed or black finish. Any fool, the salesperson seems to indicate, could discern the advantages of each.