If a wolf is gorgeous, other wolves don't hate it. Wolves don't shop. Wolves like it when you leave lots of things on the floor. Wolves never need to examine the relationship. A wolf's parents never visit.
Wolves understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.
Wolves like beer. Wolves don't hate their bodies. Wolves don't have to spend holidays and vacations with their parents. Wolves like to go hunting and fishing. Wolves agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.