Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbour's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
Sex is like air.
It's not important unless you aren't getting any. 5. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. No one is listening until you fart. Always remember you're unique.