Two quips are better than one. Quip softly, but know your direction. Nothing in life is certain except death, taxes and quips. Quipping can be catching. There's no quip like an old quip.
Quips bring wisdom to one who listens.
A new quip awakens old recollections. Here today, gone tomorrow, quips forever. Forequipped, forewarned, forearmed. Practice what you preach, but use quips to make your point. Health and money go far, with quips close behind.