Wolves don't expect you to call when you're running late. The later you are, the more excited wolves are to see you. Wolves will forgive you for playing with other wolves. Wolves don't notice if you call them by another wolf's name. Wolves are excited by rough play.
Wolves can appreciate excessive body hair.
If a wolf is gorgeous, other wolves don't hate it. Wolves don't shop. Wolves like it when you leave lots of things on the floor. Wolves never need to examine the relationship. A wolf's parents never visit.