Why, that s simple.
Men can walk into a public bathroom and women have to wait in line.
The truth is, little boys don t pay much attention to this bathroom injustice. But if you have a son who is about to embark upon the dating scene, gently remind him that girls do things differently. Girls, you see, disappear into the black hole of the bathroom line. So by the time he s used the little boys room, washed his hands and checked out his teeth in the mirror, his date will have merely moved up two spots in line. This means that when they go to a concert, play, movie, athletic events, airports or homecoming and prom dinners at hotels and restaurants, he ll have to learn to cool his heels.