What women lack in physical strength, they make up for in mental superiority. The reason that men all sleep with their mouths open is simply because their brain cells are trying to get oxygen. Lack of oxygen is also what causes them snore. Men spend a lot of time denying their deficiencies which is why they never get anything done. That means the best time to nag a man is right before a big game.
Men actually watch sports on TV just as an excuse to drink beer.
If beer did not exist, men would go thirsty. It must have been a man. No woman would invent a high calorie beverage without cream and sugar. Men always accuse women of nagging them about watching sports, but the reason women nag is because they could never get anything done otherwise. Men really should come with consumer warning labels.