Your PC stops every few minutes to ask for money. Your computer gets fat, slow, and lazy and then self destructs, only to resurface at shopping malls and service stations across rural America. Turns your printer into a document shredder. Your data won't appear unless you buy new cables, power supply, and a set of shocks. Your computer becomes obsessed with marrying its own motherboard.
Nobody can find it.
Helps your computer shut down whenever it wants to.