Then vote them. They won't know, since they actually live in Wyoming. Some of our most reliable voters are the thousands of illegal aliens we have in the city. In exchange for not telling INS where they live or work, one can get a solid block of votes. Our children are more and more precocious, so we register them at birth.
Maternity wards are some of our best precincts.
In the unlikely event our candidates don't win the first count, then demand a recount. Fill the recount room with loyal supporters, and tow away the cars belonging to the enemy. If you can't win a recount, then you are not a Chicago Democrat.