Power is the ability to appropriate money to friends and family.
A liberal is someone who cares enough to protest the injustices of the world, but not enough to do anything about them. A conservative is someone with the strength to cope with the misfortunes of others. Reality is a unified and consistant set of misconceptions. Never trust an actor, writer or lawyer, they're liars by profession. If you want the body to stay at the bottom of the river, don't forget to puncture the lungs.