Hopefully, those parents who take newsletters home then put them down and forget about them, will get caught up on what they need to know by reading the bulletin board while waiting for their children to be released from school.
Parents love reading what their children say.
For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious. For those who have children nearing this age, this is a warning. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. A 3 year old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a superman cape.