Hormel buys Seuss' rights. Deep thinking for deep people. Pass the bong, pig-breath. Smooth, pink cubes oozing jelly. Soft, safe, self-lubricated.
Millions starve in Chad.
U.S. sends massive SPAM aid. Millions starve in Chad. Like Spamme frits and Spamme l'orange . The French are so cool. Not unless you wash off the Spamicidal gel.