The Guardian I was beaten by a tomato. It puts it all into perspective now.
Real athletes can wear tomatoes and win.
Journalists can wear expensive shoes and have the best training advice and stumble. I guess you either have it or you don't. In fact there were quite a few who had it yesterday. The pair of Tweenies, the clown with balloons on his head, the Scottish womble. All breezing by, chatting, exchanging DIY tips.