They don't have time. I could have done that. He kept waiting for the swelling to go down. The sofa doesn't keep asking for beer. They were originally intended for children but it's men who play with them.
Married women consider a husband who falls asleep immediately after sex a good lover.
A mediocre one falls asleep during. He thought Moby Dick was a kind of venereal disease. Most sophisticated women realize that any man who knows more than three lovemaking positions have to be rated an imaginative lover. He's afraid he'd have to share his beer and pretzels. Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.