Nope, too messy. Felix Trinidad pounded a game Fernando Vargas on Saturday night at Mandalay Bay to capture Vargas' International Boxing Federation junior middleweight belt. The outcome was recorded as a TKO after Trinidad put Vargas down three times in the 12th round. Every blow below the belt cited by a referee during a fight should result in an increased point deduction. With apologies to Jim Carrey, it's Washington Redskins owner Dan Snyder, who canned coach Norv Turner on Monday.
Truth is, some guys have more money than brains.
Yes, the Redskins haven't lived up to Snyder's rich expectations, and, yes, they've lost four of their past five games to stand at 7-6. The New York Yankees continue their off-season wheeling and dealing. Robert Downey Jr. Joe Hawk's column is published Sunday, Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday.