You can't fall off the floor. The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. It's easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid, too. A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell, and make you feel happy to be on your way. Clothes make the man.
Naked people have little or no influence on society.
Never bring a knife to a gun fight. Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality, by moving from where you left them to where you can't find them. Whatever it is that hits the fan will not be evenly distributed. Magnum beats 4 aces. Toast always lands butter side down.