The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius. The pessimist says the glass is half empty. The pragmatist, being thirsty, drinks the water. It is only sent to you because you are lucky enough to know the sender. To let a fool kiss you is even worse.
Somebody has to sit on the sides and clap as they go by.
Then things get worse. Mammals have hair. Anyone can roast beef. To hold cows together. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.