The person, yet unknown, who will devise the world's first search engine that actually works. They remind me of why I'm glad I never studied computers in college. The people who make PC games, which in my humble opinion kick total tail over console games. The Apple computer I use at the office, which is a constant reminder of why I much prefer my Compaq at home. All of the people on my e-mail list who send me jokes.
Most people think they're a hassle.
I love them. In my mind, the greatest thing about the 'Net is how it has become one gigantic joke exchange. Humor shall save us. All of those people who forward e-mail chain letters asking for help or prayers for little Timmy in Texas who fell down the well, or whatever. These people remind me that while I might not be the sharpest tack in the box, at least I'm not the dullest.