Turkey bologna, on the other hand, tastes nothing like bologna at all. It's not even bologna-colored. Then there are vegetarian hamburgers, those bright gray oat pucks which are no more like hamburgers than ham is. While they're at it, they can look into the great peanut fraud, since peanuts are neither peas nor nuts. Peanuts are actually beans, and tragically, they are eaten everyday by many unwitting consumers who don't even like beans.
Redundant foods can be a problem as well.
If a consumer buys a jar of cheese food, expecting it to contain both cheese and food, that means that when he discovers that the cheese and the food are one and the same, he has been cheated out of fifty percent. We can rest assured that our benevolent government will get around to addressing all these problems for us in due course. Its top priority, however, must be to undo the damage that it has just done with this latest ruling. Naturally, they wouldn't. Such a determination would require constant government supervision, accompanied by the threat of stiff penalties for failure to comply.