A person made up of different body parts robbed from graves is a committee. That's 'cause when youse has a accident and spills McBowel's Fireproof porridge on it, youse can turn it inside out, so's you looks clean. Whenever I'm feeling blue, I tear someone to pieces. Humans say they will be happy in Paradise. It is my duty to make them happy.
Most people are very nice.
KindHeart Caymans are very sensitive. If you want to get closer to the gods, hug an armadillo. When building a shrine to show your love for the gods, be sure to include broccoli. Shopping is blood sport. Never leave your identity in a purse or wallet, because these can be stolen.