Cybergags The following hoaxes and bits of misinformation have popped up in forwarded e-mail or on various listserves over the last year or so. Liz Claiborne gives money to the Church of Satan, and the Ku Klux Klan owns either Marlboro or Snapple and gets 10 percent of KFC profits as per Colonel Sanders' will. NASA spent millions to develop a pen that would work in space but the Soviets solved the problem by using pencils. Penguins fall on their backs watching airplanes fly over. Domestic turkeys are so stupid they'll look up into rain until they drown.
Rice thrown at weddings is dangerous to birds.
Congress is about to impose a 5 cent surcharge on e-mail. A worker at an on-line software help desk told a woman she was too stupid to own a computer. An English shoplifter put a frozen chicken under her hat and froze her brain. A proofreader who died at his desk went unnoticed for five days. A Seeing Eye dog named Lucky caused the death of four of his owners.