You think you're perfectly capable of driving home. That is, until you see the flashing red and blue lights in your rearview mirror. And though it seems terribly appropriate in your head to greet the cop with - Good evening, Officer Pig Man, your normally friendly patrolman thinks otherwise. Before you know it you're cuffed, strip searched and wearing an unflattering orange jumpsuit with a tendency for riding up. And just your luck, you get to share a holding cell with a one-eyed man named Crazy Jack.
Truth is, it's stupid to drive tipsy.
It doesn't take much to designate a driver for the evening. Drinking beer is fun. Sharing a cell with Crazy Jack is not. Don't be an idiot.