Anything and anyone different must be jailed. We are a little behind our 1984 deadline, but working slowly one amendment at a time. It is hard to trick hundreds of millions of people out of their freedoms, but we should be complete within a decade. Here is a list of some of our accomplishments. If you show disagreement you will be prosecuted.
New ideas are of the devil.
Dole said it would help the economy. Who really needs to use words like fuck and shit. You were tired of foreigners asking for pictures of your girlfriend. You were moving to a free country anyways. Because Gingrich said so.