As a staff nurse I only pray someday they will put this much effort into staffing appropriately in order for our patients to receive the care they so much deserve. Our floors are polished to a mirror like surface.
Plants adorn hallways.
Staff are stepford like and are preped in their responses. Laminated cards with responses to questions an inspector may ask are handed out to staff members in advanced. Managers and assistant managers of units accompany the inspectors during their tour of the picture perfect hospital. Staffing is adequate and safe on the day of inspections. There is no clutter to be seen in the hallways, unlike on a usual working day.