The toughest part of a diet isn't watching what you eat. It's watching what other people eat. Diets are for women who not only kept their girlish figure but doubled it. A diet is when you have to go to some length to change your width. It's not the minutes spent at the table that put on weight, it's the seconds.
Many women reduce and reduce, yet still never manage to become a bargain.
A diet is the modern-day meal in which a family counts its calories instead of its blessings.