If you retain water, it's in a bucket. The remote is yours and yours alone. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them. There is always a game on somewhere. You can drop by to see a friend without bringing a little gift.
Stag parties whoop ass over hen nights.
You have a normal and healthy relationship with your mother. You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked. If you don't call your friend when you say you will, he won't tell your friends you've changed. Someday you'll be a dirty old man. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you might become lifelong friends.