Air is full of negative charges and should do a fine job of sucking out the positively charged dirt balls. The dirt will be repelled to begin with and we won't have to wash our clothes any more. No, sorry, there is no ball or globe for your dishwasher. Because of the special nature of dishwashers as opposed to washing machines, the former must use a disk. But you better hurry.
Supplies are limited and they are going fast.
At that rate they will have the planet covered in only 153 years. Of course, you can also get a disk for your washing machine. We're told the disk will last for 8 years and do 2,500 washes. These people must be very clean. Anyway, the next time I see someone wearing a crystal I'm going to look closely for dirt.