Special effects need not be special. Shadows can eat people. Always shoot a clown, I mean Klown, in the nose. Main characters do not get killed, ever, even though everybody else does. The older cop is always the asshole.
State police consist of about eight patrol cars.
40 mins - Debbie gets in the shower. Now, movie time here is at least four times real time mind you. 52 mins - Debbie is still in the shower, I'm in love. 69 mins - Please don't verify that the clowns breasts are growing. All original content is 1998 - 2001 by its respective author, usually Andrew Borntreger.