Let's not disappoint him. The only thing that separates us from the animals is mindless superstition and pointless rituals.
Men never do evil so cheerfully and so completely as when they do so from religious conviction.
I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone. The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you've got it made. This made a lot of people angry and was widely regarded as a bad move. When I was a kid, my favourite relative was Uncle Caveman.