The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. The cat has too much spirit to have no heart. Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God. Time spent with cats is never wasted.
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel.
True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats. Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want. Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit. All trademarks or product names mentioned herein are the property of their respective owners.