Up is down. Down is up. Day is dark.
Night is light.
Britney Spears is talented. I got out of control. Until a couple of nights ago, I could release my anger on the multitudes of bats, lions, demons and aliens that were unfortunate enough to cross the path of Ms. Lara Croft. But now that I've finished the game, I'm afraid that poor little Miss Spears has to bear the brunt of my hostility. It's just screwy.