He invented Cliff notes. I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Last night I fell asleep in a satellite dish. My dreams were broadcast all over the world.
Some people are afraid of heights.
I'm afraid of widths. I caught every other fish. I used to be a bartender at the Betty Ford Clinic. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. He's only two months old.