I put on my glasses that are made to government specifications. I remember that there is a tag on the mattress, and I m sure the mattress also complies to one or more government regulations. And, of course, regulated by the government. I light a cigarette that has a government warning on the outside of the heavily government controlled and taxed package, and I notice a government warning on the outside of the government taxed and regulated lighter. I walk across the carpet, which is regulated and taxed by the government and go into the bathroom.
Mother nature calls.
I flush the government specified toilet, using government owned and taxed water. I wash my hands with soap regulated and taxed by the government again using government water, and dry them with a government regulated and taxed towel. I brush my teeth with a government regulated and taxed toothbrush and toothpaste, using government water. I walk back over to the bed, put on my government regulated and taxed robe and slippers, and walk into the kitchen. My wife comes into the kitchen wearing her government controlled and taxed night clothing, followed by our children wearing government controlled and taxed clothes, carrying government controlled and sometimes government written school books.