So let's get serious here. If you are planning to dress up this year, and let's face it, you probably are, let me give you a few tips. Someone may recognize you. You should go to a more prominent neighborhood anyway. That's where the real good candy is handed out.
Some people even give out money.
Oh, now you are paying attention. You should really try going out to Beverly Hills. I know, I know, you probably have already tried that. And that's the good candy too. Not just the mini Hershey's candies, we're talking major Mars action here, babes.