I plan on living forever. So far, so good. At my age, getting lucky means being able to find my car in the parking lot. You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster. Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
Statistics show that at the age of seventy, there are five women to every man.
Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it. I was born in the small village of Hagarville, Arkansas in 1931. My father was a hard working farmer, who believed that hard work solved any problem. My mother was a busy housewife who not only raised my father's four children by his first wife, but also three of her own. When I was five, we lost the farm and began a life of moving often.