For some time now this column has kept a watchful eye on grocery store tabloids awaiting the day it could report one had reached the absolute pinnacle of making up news. But I sincerely don't believe there can even be a challenger to a recent edition of the Sun, which I happened to see in a convenience store. It had it all. Amazing parrot sings just like Elvis. Duck-billed baby found in hen house.
Wife kills hubby with overdose of laxatives.
AIDS researcher falls in love with chimp. 5,000 Miles Apart. There was even a photograph of the duck-billed baby. It looked more like Donald than Daffy. There was also a picture of Elvis' head on a parrot's body.