Junior come over here and weigh this pig. If you're still wondering I'll get my wife. Junior go up to the house and fetch your Ma. She's busy weighing the mailman. Mice have four legs, four feet and one tail per unit-mouse.
Mice have four leg-foot assemblies and one tail assembly per body.
Deviation from this policy is not permitted as it would constitute misapportionment of scarce appendage assets. It only takes one lawyer to change your light bulb to his light bulb. You won't find a lawyer who can change a light bulb.