I prefer to see the glass as half-full and leave it at that. Thankfully, this framework has stood the test of time for me as I've endured different levels of examination and treatment over the years. First of all, they lie to you. What a terrible way to begin any relationship. A chalk-filled, spoiled milk concoction is not a treat.
People order strawberry shakes all the time.
I rest my case. I mean, those lower GI series forever bond you with your X-ray technician. In fact, by strict interpretation of the law, I believe I am now considered a bigamist in some states. That notwithstanding, I'm still optimistic enough to believe that barium will one day taste like the strawberry shake they describe. I bet you do too.