Listen to your children, especially if they keep asking you to stop reading and singing to them. Always have your spouse invite her family over for dinner. I love you. You are beautiful. Please forgive me for having sex with your sister.
Relatives are like fish.
They stink after three days. And can be very expensive to have for dinner. Buy your husband a subscription to his favorite magazine even if it does involve underage teenagers with live animals. Learn to respect each other's tastes. Believe in love at first sight and hope it happens when your spouse is out of town.