Never accept a drink from a urologist. Leo Troy Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire. Zevin Never kick a fresh cow pie on a hot day. There's no end to the game. Churchill Never stand between a dog and the hydrant.
Peers Never pick a fight with anyone who buys ink by the barrel.
Never ruin an apology with an excuse. Johnson Never criticize a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes. Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity. Razor Never use your thumb for a rule. You'll either hit it with a hammer or get a splinter in it.