Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and soccer games and romances and best friends and favorite foods and secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house that often ask him for money or the keys to the car.
Women do laundry every couple of days.
A man will wear every article of clothing he owns, including his surgical pants that were hip about eight years ago, before he will do his laundry. When he is finally out of clothes, he will wear a dirty sweatshirt inside out, rent a U-Haul and take his mountain of clothes to the Laundromat. Men always expect to meet beautiful women at the Laundromat. The delicate balance of emotional, physical and psychological longing one seeks to have fulfilled in a relationship. The strapfastener on a woman's bra.