You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol, than alcohol has taken out of me. He was a wise man who invented beer.
Work is the curse of the drinking class.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. So you can tell it from urine. I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.