As much as this undermines my faith in their ability to lead us into a better future, it's a wonder I don't turn my clocks back even further. The fact that I have to deal with no fewer than 22 time-keeping devices may have something to do with it. It used to be worse. All 6 clocks displayed exactly the same time. No one got the joke, so I took them down.
Today is election day.
I've already voted. Because my wife won't be home until late, we got up early and voted before 7 am. They won't let you vote if you're falling down drunk, but if you're sleepwalking, no problem. Democracy - ya gotta love it. Drunk or sleepwalking, in my case it doesn't matter.