Attempting to gain a bit of an advantage in rush hour traffic that morning, our Femme Fatale had bump-drafted an unsuspecting commuter as she neared her exit. In addition to having no sense of humor, said commuter was not a race fan and didn't realize that Jenni was trying to help them both out. Everything turned out okay, though. Using yet another unfair advantage, she avoided a ticket by batting her eyes and showing a little leg. To cap it off, she used the incident as inspiration for a column regarding the road habits of race fans.
Some people have all the luck.
Around Christmas, Butch had finally had enough and gave us all a couple of weeks off. He pointed to several incidents such as these and suggested we all take some time away to cool our jets and relax a little. He then made us leave the office separately at ten minute intervals and, just to be on the safe side, called Jenni's dad to come get her. In a hilarious turn of events, though, it seems that Jenni gets her driving habits honestly. That police chase made for great footage on the local news that night.