Climb a tower with a toy gun. Threaten Jodie Foster. The list goes on. The book, however, does raise some good points. In a roundabout way, Dolt and Dullard actually pose a case for drug abstinence.
Parents dopily pop prescription drugs while lecturing their children about street drugs.
Officials dopily throw good money after bad in the Drug War while shortchanging drug education. If so, then this book isn't for you. Go have a Perrier with a lemon or something.