Meanwhile, you kill the two cows because the feng shui is bad. The government bans you from milking or killing them. You have two cows and you write a long book about the relationships between them and you. The cows get married and adopt a veal calf. The government takes them and denies they ever existed.
Milk is banned.
You got to have some of this milk, man. You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.