You can't tell us what we can and can't print. We're a commercial operation. We have to print what sells. Fights and scandals and sensationalism are just about all we get these days. If anybody starts looking too good in the public eye, you go out of your way to take 'em down.
Nobody wants to read about somebody who has a pristine life and a spotless record.
We've got families to feed, you know. And big payments on your Lexus. Yeah, I know. The media people are seething. They're beginning to surge forward menacingly.