To a Friend 1102 Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. To a Friend 1103 Never eat more than you can lift. Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.
Reality is only just a word.
To a Friend 1108 Mind your own business, Spock. I'm sick of your half breed interference. A man with one watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure. A life without tragedy would not be worth living.