I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a lake or something. You've all heard some rumors about me over the years. I guess this is the moment to do it. My name is Richard Gere and I am a lesbien. When I was fifteen, I took off all my clothes and looked in the mirror.
Nuns are sexy.
I looked like a fetus with shoes. Sometimes I've been to a party where no one spoke to me for a whole evening. When I started out, I didn't have any desire to be an actress or to learn how to act. I just wanted to be famous. I've made a fortune with 'em.