Science class students take swab from inside of cheek and examine under microscope. One group sees odd organisms and calls prof. who looks and declares that it's sperm. Prof. demos test for diabetes by dipping finger in several flasks of urine and then licking it. Then asks students to do same. They do, after which he says he dipped with one finger and licked with the other.
Students use Skinnerian methods to train professor to only write on small corner of chalkboard.
T. Student dies after getting stuck in Cornell fraternity chimney, 1992-93. T. Brown student allergic to peanuts dies from eating at restaurant that served chili with secret ingredient of peanut butter. F. Harvard alumni pay to make sure ice cream is served with every meal. The same is believed at a number of schools. Student kills self during exam by putting 2 pencils in nose and hitting desk.