These are supposedly actual signs. You be the judge. Dog food is expensive. We'll hear you coming. We need to hear a pin drop.
Socks can eat any place they want.
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and therefore we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. He sat down. 3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to an orientation in Heaven.