Parallel parking poses a problem for you this week. If you are thinking of heading towards Heide, please do us all a favor and walk instead. Even though you are an amusement, we are all sick of watching you fail at the numerous attempts. You will receive a call from your ex this week, inviting you to his or her wedding. Don't let it get you down, you could always crash it.
Revenge is of the sweetest kind.
The event could turn tragedous for you and the person walking in front of you. Even though the campus IS getting a little crowded, we would hate to be the cause of your death. Those E-mails that you got that excited about will amount to nothing, so try and get more of a life and actually get out and meet new people this week. Try not to get too crazy on your mini vacation this weekend, not everywhere is as friendly as Whitewater. Why not try making that 8 o'clock class, you never know who you may meet.