I think Eric sings, although I confess my 8-tract acts up after these many years. Rogaine was originally a high blood pressure medicine until doctors noticed it growing tufts of fur on people's hearts. The scientists then turned Rogaine into a cream and under ideal laboratory conditions, it'll germinate thatch on toasters. I'm your Mr. Worst Case Scenario Chia Pet Nightmare. Kiss my bristly bald spot.
Some men take personal defoliation lightly.
Like Michael Jordan. Others take that last strand, grow it to 11 feet in length and lovingly encircle the top of their skull, asking that one remaining Spartan filament to stand fast and do the work of millions. Yield to the rhythm of the bossa nova. And then, there's Skull Paint. It comes in an aerosol spray can and it's pretty simple to use.