If the news about the nouveau-riche in Essex has left you wivvahht a date for the weekend, you can find the latest clobber here. This special stuff will have you wowing the ladies in no time. Just don't wear the tie with the breadbin - they'll clash. There are togs here for the ladies too. Well, velvet might go out of fashion, you never know.
People go on about strange stuff all the time as if it's all real.
You know the sort of thing - mad coincidences and strange lights in the sky. Some people even believe that big cats are roaming free in the West of England. We at Picks Central like to keep open minds however, and there's still no explanation for our abduction a few weeks back. It seemed like a whole week had passed before we came round. And we all had splitting headaches.