Crack-heads are use to going down on guys in bathrooms for that five dollars. I am going to assume that if they would give head in a Mobil station, they would probably do some freaky shit in the privacy of your own home. Five dollars for mind blowing sex you can't beat that. I don't even get that rate on my birthday, let alone every day of my life. Now of course, like all things in life, there are downsides.
Nothing is perfect.
For instance, if you forget to give your Crack-head girlfriend five dollars before going to work she will probably steal your stereo. And of course, I guess I should mention the fact that there will always be shady people hanging around your apartment. I know that you guys are beginning to take a shine to this new philosophy. You obviously feel like idiots for not catching on to this before. You are beginning to realize that last week instead of going shoe shopping you could have been playing Playstation while getting head.