Maintaining a portfolio on one commodity could have negative implications for our instituional investors. Diversification into other precious metals as well as a mix of T-Bills and high technology stock appears to be in order. It has been long felt that the production rate of one egg per goose per day is an example of the decline in productivity. Three geese will be let go, and an upgrading in the selection procedure by Personnel will assure management that from now on every goose it gets will be a good one. The function is primarily decorative.
Mechanical swans are on order.
The current swans will be retrained to learn some new strokes, enhancing their outplacement potential. The more militant maids consider this a dead-end job with no upward mobility. Nine ladies dancing has always been an odd number. This function will be phased out as these indiviuals grow older and can no longer do the steps. While leaping ability may be somewhat sacrificed, the savings are significant because we expect an oversupply of unemployed lawyers this year and the next.