We the undersigned of Tongue and Cheek Inc. have been in business since early 1999. We are Australians but decided to relocate to America. Our office is a Volkswagen Kombi, equipped with the latest stealth and satellite technology, which renders us totally undetectable to the naked eye, or other naked parts. Despite attempts by several international secret intelligence organizations to put an end to our mission of peace and harmony, and good will to all men. No more are we to succumb to the powers that be, for we are the new voice of the people.
Nobody is safe.
Our first web page was on Mr. Alexander Downer, the Foreign Affairs Minister of Australia. To visit this site, click on his name above. Our clients range from the rich to the very rich.