I can't believe it's your birthday. It's everybody's birthday. Your birthday means nothing to me. You don't look half bad for someone twice your age. Birthdays are good for you.
Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape. Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt. Blessed are those who can laugh at themselves, they will never cease to be amused. Blessed is he who doesn't show hatefulness over what is lost, but instead, shows gratefulness over what is left. Blessed is he who, having nothing to say, refrained from giving wordy evidence of the fact.