One of my clients was an umbrella company. They made good quality umbrellas - they did not break with the first gust of wind. The guy I dealt with was the sales director. But basically, the guy was an umbrella salesman. Do not get me wrong.
Umbrellas are certainly an important and necessary part of society.
I just would not want to devote my life to selling them. When I bring up the incident he confesses to a lack of recollection. I was, I recall the scene. He goes on to say how we all must be willing to accept more social responsibility for the decisions we make in business. I feel vindicated.