Pieces A man whose actions leave his wife speechless has really done something. The argument you just won with your wife isn't over yet. Extravagance is buying whatever is of no earthly value to your wife. A genius is any man who can adjust the thermostat to please his wife. Most women don't buy life insurance - they marry it.
Some wives have such good memories that they can even remember things that never happened.
Listening to political speeches is a lot like listening to your wife - you know something is going on even though you're not paying much attention to it. If you want your wife to listen to what you have to say, talk in your sleep. The next war will be like a fight with your wife - impossible to win it or end it. An exhaustive study of police records shows that no wife ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes. A wife will always forgive and forget - but she'll never let you forget that she forgave and forgot.