I've been attempting to better myself. I've gone back to school. No, I haven't taken up vocal music, though I understand some of you may have thought I would. No my sweet peeps, I've gone to take Italian. But I have learned a very riveting fact.
Some people are just too stupid to learn another language.
It seems to mostly hit people who insist upon tying their hair up on top of their head, like my dear friend Bithia who I wouldn't ever say a word against, and really all that is missing is the bone. And she's planning a trip to Italy. She certainly will be popular, at least initally, but after they get ahold of her Nokia, she'll fall apart completely like an overcooked gnocco. I cut my penis shaving. Perhaps next semester.