You is a Shakespeare movie that people of sound mind and body will actually watch without a dictatorial high school teacher holding them captive. You will be taught a little about the reputed creative genius that was Willie Shakespeare minus the urge to disembowel yourself on the spot. A witty retelling of Taming Of The Shrew the film trades the glorious streets of Padua for an affluent nineties community of the same name. Bianca is kind-hearted, sensitive and as dumb as a stale loaf of bread. The sisters' conflicting personalities cause enough friction as it is.
Worrisome pop makes matters worse by imposing a unique dating restriction.
The much chased after Bianca can only start going out with boys if her much shunned sister does so as well. Fearing she will die a spinster, Bianca pleads with Kat to be more outgoing. All men are oppressors. All men are brutish louts. Insert more hardcore feminist prattle here.