The rest of the orchestra didn't believe him, so he proved it by playing one. Because that's the sound it makes when you sit down on it. Because he can't lean back in his chair. You only ever have to play pizzicato on open strings. A prostitute knows more than two positions.
Prostitutes have a better sense of rhythm.
Both are paid to fake climaxes. Shoot 11 of them. Shoot all of them. Drive-by viola recitals. Because alcohol has swelled them.