Busy signal at 0800. I'm willing to get a little dirty, even with my stethoscope around my neck, but he didn't remember. For the rest of the story, there's obviously a happy ending, for there was one more copy aboard Her Majesty's Ship, which a very nice Master Seaman donated to me. They'd just be tossed out anyways. And now you know the rest of the story.
Perseverance sometimes pays off.