In the interest of peace and harmony, we invite our friends in law enforcement to laugh along with us on this one. Several Mad Pigs were seen savagely beating several Mexican immigrants on the side of the 60 freeway. The last known major outbreak of Mad Pig Disease in 1991 later brought on major inflammation in the Los Angeles area. Protect yourself from Mad Pig Disease. Wild flailing of the arms and use of abusive language is also frequent.
Subjects become violently ill.
Nearby civilians may experience severe bruising. The California Civil Rights Initiative and Proposition 187 are known agents of transmission for Mad Pig Disease. Affected individuals must be removed from the general badge-wearing population. Our records show you don't have local phone service through us. Well, I'm pretty sure you have my phone service.