Beer won't love its sports car more than you. Beer won't mind pantyhose drying in the bathroom. Beer won' t mind you not being wanting a beer. Men who love women who hate men who love women. Men will always be men, no matter where they are.
Real men sleep in the wet spot.
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. To err is human, to not admit an err is totally male. The only time some men get to open their mouths. Deity's way of keeping things mildly interesting. A husband is a lover who pushed his luck too far.