Never ask a 3-year old to hold a tomato. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic-tac. Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time.
School lunches stick to the wall.
You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. You can't trust dogs to watch your food. That Adults Have Learned 1. Raising teenagers is like trying to nail Jell-O to a tree. There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it.