Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavilyguarded than this. Maybe you'd like it better in your pants, your highness. Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at thefirst sign of an Imperial Cruiser.
Short pants are better than no pants at all.
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