Both of them have the personality of a wet cardboard box, and neither of them is particularly liked by their own party. Of course, there IS the third-party option. 50 other parties. The most prominant ones, so far, are the Libertarians, the Greens, and the Freedom Party. They've all got their ideals, they've all got their poster children, they've all got their causes.
Problem is, they've all got NO chance of being elected.
Now, how is this funny.