I had my fuckin' hopes up on that one, babe. You're so predictable. The little guy who learned to shoot, turnin' the war around with the help 'a some tabloid journalist. It was great. And then you can tell when Mr. Hollywood started the fuckin' rewrite.
Young twat falls for handsome hero.
Hero's best friend falls for young twat. Young twat shrugs off his advances and goes for hero. Hero's friend betrays hero, gets young twat's little brother strung up. Best friend redeems himself through gettin' his bulb popped. Young twat mortally wounded, recovers, ends up with hero.