The CIA says it missed the Indian nuclear blasts because they were sick that day and want to know if they can make it up. Its going to be hard to go back to medical malpractice after making such a splash in legal malpractice. Protesting the upcoming Presidential trip to China, Republicans suggest that if Mr. Clinton visits Tianamen Square he should lie down in front of his limo in solidarity.
Scientists discover neutrinos to be Italian neutrons.
Geneticists find that flies live longer when their genes are splice with human genes, but they start complaining about all kinds of shit. As you know, Ginger Spice ran off with Laa Laa Teletubbie. And that's All the News That Isn't . . . Town of the Week . Memos The Place to Be .