I would remove it's batteries. . . permanently. Then I would systematically disassemble the little horn dog and use the spare parts to animate my blender. My uncle Fritzie is the captain of the high school soccer team, and he has mushrooms growing on his feet. He says they are his good luck charms.
Mushrooms are kewl.
I prefer the rhombic encased tetrahedral macro-spherical slip differential type. . . They're more expensive, but they seem to work better near absolute zero. I'd hate to think that I was standing in invisible doo. This is probably because mime dogs only pretend to poop. Only the French.