Nitrogen is not found in Ireland because it is not found in a free state. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water. The moon is a planet just like the Earth, only it is even deader. Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire.
Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas.
The tides are a fight between the Earth and the moon. All water tends toward the moon because there is no water on the moon. Nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight. A fossil is an extinct animal.