A Little Wisdom Never walk when you can ride, And never stand when you can sit. Behind every successful rancher is a wife who works in town. Never squat with your spurs on. Its a mistake to drive black cattle in the dark.
Most men are like a barbed wire fence, they have their good points.
Always drink upstream from the herd. Only a fool argues with a skunk, a mule or a cook. Tossing the rope before building a loop will not catch a calf. If the rodeo doesn't kill you, the commute will.