Must be willing to have breasts pinched and clean up bloody underwear in bathrooms. Preference shown to those willing to post job complaints to newsgroups. Curosory knowledge of HTML, ability to use Courier fonts, and lack of Flash knowledge considered a plus. Must be able to recite the names of all Supreme Court Judges in 2 minutes or less and be current on all political news and conspiracies. Willingness to send packages to people and be able to fail in blaming it on others is desired.
Optional skill includes having unrequited love for a married woman.
Must be willing to be booted from IRC channels upon the whim of the channel operators. Must be willing to take loads of abuse and answer in indecipherable sentences. Preferable if English is applicant's second language. Should enjoy Fraiser and Stanley Kubrick movies.