We wish we could credit the writer, but none was named. Top 10 List of Bread Statistics 1. More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests. It has been proven that as little as one pound of dough can be used to suffocate a mouse.
Newborn babies can choke on bread.
Bread has been proven to be addictive. Subjects deprived of bread and given only water begged for bread after as little as two days. More than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours of eating bread. That kind of heat can kill an adult in less than one minute. Many bread eaters are utterly unable to distinguish between significant scientific fact and meaningless statistical babbling.