This just in from the U.S. Olympic folks. To ensure our Yank athletes are fully prepared for the Salt Lake City Games, a new regimen has been added.
Medal stand training.
Sign up now to learn how to act when you win. Apparently, we need work. We aren't very good at it sometimes, come to think of it, inside or outside of the Olympics. Anyway, the U.S. Olympic Committee announced this week a little instruction is in order for its troops. I found it a little goofy and unflattering, though not horrifying.