Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. Got married last weekend.
Wife knows everything.
Kathleen Romy , Bloomington, IN A little boy about 4 years old, was visiting Grandma and Grandpa and accompanied them to church one Sunday. The 4 year old toddled off to the children's Sunday School class. The teacher, having a visitor in her class, tried to match the boy with the apporpriate family and so asked him his name. But this didn't give the teacher the information she wanted, so she persisted. The Sunday School Teacher decided not to try match the boy to a family, for fear of discovering other, less lighted-hearted, family secrets.