If they come out of high school having no idea what they want to do in life, it will be your fault. If they don't go to college, it will be your fault. If they got to college and flunk out, it will be your fault. If they can't find a job, that will also be your fault. Lord knows our children see enough imperfection in their homes.
Somebody has to set an example.
And please don't gripe about money. Really now, you get three months of vacation away from the brats. We have to have them around all year long.