Let's imagine a Brave Combo infomercial that would run on all stations at once, during prime time. Either way, you know it would be great. I guess we could end the show with an overly emotional musical tribute to something important. It's pretty cool. A woman walks around pointing out stuff on shelves.
People call in and bid.
All of the items are cheap garage sale caliber. Man they should broadcast once a week from the city dump, selling garbage back into circulation. Afterall, this is the good ol' USA, where ingenuity sometimes pays off. Market your idea and make money, so you can find something to spend it on. I regularly have to get up on the roof of my house and sweep it off.