The list of Emmy nominees comes out this week. I n the wee hours Thursday, the Television Academy of Arts and Sciences will announce its 1999 Emmy award nominations, and I think I speak for many viewers when I say, Big whoop.
Slots are up for grabs.
If ever there was a time for Emmy voters to make that great leap into the present, it's now. To help the academy along, I've compiled my own list of fantasy-league Emmy nominees. But I'm making some major rule changes. First and foremost, I'm instituting term limits for Emmy nominees. Under this new rule, which shall be known as the Candice Bergen Statute, once a performer wins two Emmys for the same role, said performer is automatically enshrined in the Hall of Fame and ineligible for further nominations in that role.