If you took this thing out on a leash you'd be beaten up, and quite rightly too. What a minger. All animals have rights, but some animals have gay rights too. This homosexual cat is all dressed up. He's going to the Ricky Martin concert.
Primates are our nearest relatives in the animal kingdom.
They are supposed to be clever. But look at this ugly beast. He's just cacked himself. The zoo keeper will beat him with a piece of lead pipe now. That'll learn him.