This is the season of midterms, and I feel it appropriate to take the literary route. This is an effort to keep my sense of humor about the subject because, to tell you the truth, it makes me sick. Since the closed-door policy of the Budget Review Committee is so childish, I m going to begin in the form of a children s book. The BRC is green.
Money is green.
See the locked door. The BRC likes locked doors. See the students try to get in. See the BRC run, all the way down the hall into a conference room. Hear the door slam.