It's not a beer belly. It's a fuel tank for a sex machine. Lack of sex causes poor eyesight. Last night, our sex was so good the neighbors lit cigarettes. Oral sex between cannibals.
Men give love to get sex, women give sex to get love.
Modeming's like sex, except for not wanting to get off. Modeming's more fun than sex. Well, less messy at least. More means worse. My sex drive had a head crash.