It encourages carpooling 9. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work 11. It makes fellow employees look better 12. It makes cafeteria food taste better 13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted 14.
Salary negotiations are a lot more profiable.
Suddenly burping during a meeting isn't so embarrassing 16. Employees work later since they no longer need to relax at the bar 17. It makes everyone more open with their ideas 18. Everyone agrees they work is better after they had a few drinks 19. Eliminates they need for employees to get drunk on their lunch breaks 20.