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Sexual fantasies are the poetry of the libido.
When you send a mediocre intellect to college, you expand the scope of their mediocrity. To err is human, to forgive, humane. Never act surprised that the software worked if the customer is watching. Coffee IS Artificial Intelligence. The opposite of user friendly is user hostile.