About 30 pounds. The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
Any married man should forget his mistakes - there is no use in two people remembering the same thing. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. A state trooper pulled a car over and told the man driving that he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph zone. After a trip to the bathroom he was able to make his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him.