Get tricked into marrying the wrong woman. Then work another seven years for the woman you wanted to marry in the first place. Fourteen years of toil for a wife. The last five will be included in the next issue of the newsletter. Do NOT write to request that they be revealed to you in advance, no matter how desperate you are for a wife.
Patience is a virtue.
Dr. Schultze is Professor of Communication at Calvin College and Special Coordinator for the Gospel Communications Network . The newsletter may be posted and distributed without charge for non-profit use. Commercial media may quote from it with proper attribution to both the newsletter and Dr. Schultze.