This one's from our squirrel fiasco two years ago, when there were several squirrels mysteriously turning up dead around campus. The campus actually hired someone to do an investigation of sorts.
Squirrels are about the most harmless, innocent creatures in existence.
The squirrels at this campus are among the most friendly in all the land. They run right up to you if you sit under a tree. They nuzzle your hand and beg for food. Oh, how sad our lives would be without squirrels. Now that we still have squirrels, we can at least rest secure in the knowledge that yes, it probably is a squirrel and not some evil beast of the night.