Lisa, this is going to creep you out. OK, here it goes. It was banned in the U.S. on September 15, 1997.
Soylent green is a government manufactured food source made from dead human bodies.
For over 85 years, large cities like New York, Chicago and Los Angeles have shipped their dead to a central processing plant located deep inside the Wal-Mart headquarters in Bentonville, Arkansas. The dead bodies are processed into soylent green wafers and then shaped into those little pills fat women have been gulping in record numbers for the past two years to lose weight. There's no need for burial plots if fat women across the country are willing to consume our country's dead. Hey, they've got to do something with the dead bodies.