Mec Vannin found drunk Mec Vannin, the Manx Nationalist Party, was yesterday found drunk on his doorstep, police revealed. A spokesman for Mr Vannin said something completely imcomprehensible in Manx. Proper Manx, not the new stuff. Not that stuff on roadsigns. Mr Vannin was not charged with any offences after officers took pity on him and promised they'd listen to his rants.
Nobody really gives a fuck.
Bankers smell Workers in the finance sector smell of money, according to a new survey from the Manx Communist Party. The smells contribute to an overall stench of Island prosperity, said Communist Party spokesman Mao Tse Moffatt. Mr Moffatt earns more than a good socialist should. Genetically pure Manx people were yesterday urged to breed in a desperate attempt to save both national identity and Nationalist's jobs. But it's not that simple, he warned, as Manx people should not confuse Loaghtan sheep with potential mates.