I'm asked if the universities stifle writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them. There's many a best seller that could have been prevented by a good teacher. I was on a date recently, and the guy took me horseback riding. That was kind of fun, until we ran out of quarters.
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel.
True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. If the world were a logical place, men would ride side-saddle.