Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends and favorite foods and secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.