The winner is Ted Fleischaker from Indianapolis, Indiana. The lass in this photo seems to be lost in Fred Trueman's Dales Journey. Further Tales from the Dales 6.99 by Max Hardcastle Scandal at the amateur dramatics society spells in the garden home-made Swaledale Lightning brewing in the still. Don't get bored in the big city when there's so much going on in the Yorkshire Dales village of Ramsthwaite. Without this collection of Yorkshire wit, you'll never know.
Some people have a rubber fetish, others go for handcuffs.
Pick up this book of Dales anecdotes, which range from Home Truths to Down on the Farm, for the surprising answer.