Then the unicorn came for me. I woke up and saw a guard was about to stick a spear through me. I raised my right hand, pointed my index finger at him, and squeezed my fist. A giant icicle came out from my icicle shot and went through the guard. The guard was a raccoon.
Raccoons are the lowest in power in the animal kingdom.
I was surprised he got such a high-ranking job. Well, he was dead now. I would get about thirteen years in prison, or in suspension. I looked at my time. It was six O' clock.