Wolves don't hate their bodies. Wolves don't have to spend holidays and vacations with their parents. Wolves like to go hunting and fishing. Wolves agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. Wolves don't need 900 pairs of shoes.
Wolves never expect gifts.
Wolves never worry about germs. Wolves don't want to know about every other wolf you've had. Wolves don't let magazine articles run their lives. You never have to wait for a wolf, they're ready to go 24 hours a day. Wolves have no use for flowers, jewelry or cards.