How to Think Like an Elf . This obligatory introductory fiction was out of character. Sometimes my NPCs talk like me. It's very embarrassing, but at least I'm better off than Steve. His NPCs were talking to him.
Players have it easy, they only have one character to speak in.
If it's a consistent problem, Brother Blank can be rewritten as a master of the martial arts from a hidden monastery in South Carolina instead. As the Banker, I have to speak for everyone else in the game, which gives me a greater chance of messing up. The consequences are also higher for me. I'm risking more than experience points, my story's on the line. After meeting the PCs a bit too informally, Baron Lupo de Loca metamorphosed from a formidable foe into the comic relief.