You've got to be kidding me. I am not a doctor, but I have a pager. Still, I need it. I have ailing grandparents. My mother is out of town.
Phones are one thing.
A pager is the easiest way to keep in touch. Quick pro quo Sundial. You'd have to page them. Now you speak of our maturity and how we are all college students. Turn that view upon yourselves and construct a practical editorial that is free of poorly delivered quips and nonsensical statements.