You get to wear fancy clothes. You get to sing songs and read the Gospel. The seventh grade class decided to find a rhyme in writing their points. Many religious lives will be led, because of the holy water you place on their head. Jesus was born in a stable, now you get to break bread at his table.
Priests wear vestments, and read from the testaments.
If you tell God a little prayer, you will get some goodness that He will share. Jesus has an interesting history, becoming a priest helps uncover this mystery. Your affection is a special connection. You will get some love from up above. When you step into the steeple you will get to meet tons of new people.