Scientists At Boeing Have Discovered New Element Material scientists at Boeing have stunned the scientific community with the discovery of a new chemical element. They recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element ever observed. The element,tentatively named Lockheedium, has no protons or electrons and thus has an atomic number of 0. These 112 particles are held together by a force that involves the continuous exchange of meson-like particles called morons. It is also surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
Research continues in an attempt to discover how it got there and what it actually does.
Since it has no electrons, Lockheedium is chemically inert. However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction it comes in contact with. According to the discoverers, a minute amount of Lockheedium caused one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would normally have occurred in less than a second. It also acts as a catalyst in creating a pulp like substance called paper in quantities so vast it has yet to be explained. Lockheedium has a normal half-life of approximately three years, at which time it does not decay, but instead it reorganizes.