Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home. Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout. I think your hard drive has a slipped disk. On the other hand, you have different fingers. I don't find it hard to meet expenses. Inflation is when the buck doesn't stop anywhere.