I think hairy butts are really sexy. Her tits are just too big. Sometimes I just want to be held. Maybe I could do the dishes tonight. I think we're lost, we'd better pull over and ask someone for directions.
Men only have two feet to track in mud.
Men can buy you presents. Men don't have to play with every man they see when you take them around the block. Men are a little bit more subtle. Men don't eat cat turds on the sly. Men open their own cans.