Then they thank you again, and you begin to wonder how educational policies managed to wedge their way into dinner. The bug thing might've thrown him for a second, but he left with an air of indifference. A dinner invitation. Not a crisis. Cockroaches, on the other hand, they come uninvited, and educational policies never mention cockroaches.
Pests are a farmers' problem.
And let me be perfectly clear about this issue, because if there's one goddamned thing I know about, it's cockroaches. You wouldn't believe what they can do to a kitchen. You wouldn't believe it, and I've been through quite an experience, and Columbia can say whatever, well, you decide for yourself. Travel back two months. You're standing at your kitchen counter, and before you are two pieces of bread, some peanut butter and jelly, and a knife.