Running U.S. appliances on British current. Several nuts over fruitcake minimum. She only packed half a sandwich. Single-sided, low density. Sitting in the right pew, but in the wrong church.
Skylight leaks a little.
Smoke doesn't make it to the top of his chimney. So dumb, blondes tell jokes about him. So stupid, mind readers charge her half price. Some bugs in his software. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just gargled.