A wolf's parents never visit. Wolves understand that instincts are better than asking for directions. Wolves like beer. Wolves don't hate their bodies. Wolves don't have to spend holidays and vacations with their parents.
Wolves like to go hunting and fishing.
Wolves agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. Wolves don't need 900 pairs of shoes. Wolves never expect gifts. Wolves never worry about germs. Wolves don't want to know about every other wolf you've had.