A clerk in a trinket trap. But not at Disney. Disney long ago took over the culture, so the language was bound to succumb. At Disney, my cousin was no mere clerk. God forbid anybody should be original anymore.
Originality requires honest thought.
I am a sellout. I am a sellout. A USF professor cooked up this stroke of genius in preparation for next year's Super Bowl in Tampa. Or taking a cue from the trophy given the Super Bowl winner, they could create trophies for academic events. You heard right.