Author Information 1. Author Information 1. IT was not built in a day but was founded on the seven hills surrounding Seattle by CD-ROM and RAM, two microchips who were suckled by a mouse. Intracellular communication, for example, has been greatly improved by the universal use of cellular phones. This can be remedied by a simple operation, known as mobile phonoplasty, in which a mobile telephone, available in designer colors, is grafted to the physician's ear.
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The wounds may be small, as in mouse bytes, or as massive as the megabytes inflicted by the intergalactic arachnid that wove the World Wide Web. The trimillennial physician is bound by a recent rationalisation of the Hippocratic Oath, known as the Hypocritic Oaf, in which the importance of e-conomic, political, and technological considerations replaces outmoded concepts such as caring, healing, and communicating. This process is known as e-quality assurance. This is, of course, a terminal illness. It is caused by a family of computer viruses, the Cyberviridae, which are transmitted digitally or e-lectronically.