I sat on the dryer and wrote out my demands. Mom will not check pockets. If you are lucky enough for it to remain in your pocket through both cycles it remains yours. If you wear two pairs of socks at a time and don't choose to separate them before hurling down the chute, expect to have them processed and returned in the same state. However, the inside sock might be soggy.
Same rule applies to anyone whose life is just too hectic to remove undies from inside of pants.
What you give is what you get. If it's inside out it will return to you inside out. No matter how much I love you, I should not have to reach inside those crusty socks you wore outside. I finished the new laws and taped them to the wall. The eyes in the back of my head caught a smirk from the lumpy laundry monster.