In my experience, they are by far the higher quality of the two sexes. From time to time, I still run into a man that is of some account. I must admit though, it is gettin' rarer these days. Men are good at some things. They are mostly bigger and stronger.
Men is better at belchin and passing wind and gettin drunk and loud.
They is better at startin wars and bullyin people around. That s why the Lord cooked up this marriage thing. You see, a man is like a mule. A good one will pull a plow all day long but if he don t have a steady hand on the reign, he will drag that rig all over the field. Next thing you know he ll have it wrapped around a tree and be standin there braying for somebody to come unhitch him.