When I got fired, you were there. When my business fell, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you were there. When my health started failing, you were still by my side.
Married life is very frustrating.
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen. This guy goes to a party without his wife. He thinks this sort of speech is a good idea.