If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people. Some days you are the dog, some days you are the hydrant. Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
A closed mouth gathers no foot. Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.