For those of you who wish to read Lewis' interview with Sam, the gynecologist, below are the highlights. Actually, I like delivering babies. Rarely does something go wrong and except for the hours, it is an extremely satisfying and fulfilling profession. Ok, I'll buy that. But just about every guy over thirteen wants to know if you ever have been aroused by examining a beautiful woman.
Used condoms are commonplace.
But one time I found a banana peel, a Double AA battery, and a pickle. And then there have been several women who, after a drunken night of passion, have had tampons lodged deep within the cavity. In all my years as a doctor, I have found that truth is usually stranger than things you can dream up. I try to be nonjudgmental, but stern. Placing objects up the vaginal canal is extremely dangerous.