As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it. You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog or something. If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping.
Men invade another country.
Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry. Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then. Every time I leave a man I keep his house. Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.