Tis better to have loved and lost, than marry a woman you can't defrost. I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. As smile is a curve that can set things straight. I used to be lost in the shuffle, now I just shuffle along with the lost. I can't believe that out of 100,000 sperm, YOU were the quickest one.
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
As the Jolly Green Giant could tell you, there's nothing like a good pea. Some girls get minks the same way minks get minks. Most of us can keep a secret. It's the people we tell it to who can't. The Ford Motor Company is unveiling a car with a body entirely made of plastic.