The plot really doesn't matter. Bouncy Jennifer Love Hewitt may not possess much acting ability, but she certainly knows how to showcase her assets. For much of Heartbreakers , her breasts are in a constant state of Wonder Bra-induced cleavage. Although somewhat gratuitous, such things actually are germane to the plot. Daughter then seduces said newlywed wealthy man.
Mom walks in mid-seduction.
This has become routine for them, like shampooing hair. Repeat if necessary. Sure, it does provide a few decent chuckles. Unfortunately, none of them are decent enough to justify the two long hours of bad jokes about sex, cigarette smoking and a statue with a penis that keeps falling off. If American cinema has perpetuated any one psychopathological condition above all others, it's infantilism.