Women tell each other everything there is to know about marriage way in advance of the ceremony. Look at that raggedy car he's driving. For us men, it's a totally different situation. We got damned tired of hearing about all the tail you was snaggin' and the good time you was havin' out on the streets while the rest of us had to suffer through the naggin' and bullshit. So we figured we'd such smile and say, 'Yeah, Charlie, she's the one.
Misery loves company.
Don't believe the hype. The Truth About Marriage So break out your notebooks, Losers, as this week's lesson is all about what you can actually expect after the rings are attached to your third finger, through your nose, and around your gonads. In some cases, if she moves in with you before the actual nuptials, this one will be one of the first any woman uses on you, Loser. You see, us free men are just used to tossing things wherever when we ain't using them anymore. But not a woman, she's got to fold, ID and catalogue just about everything.