The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished. He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross the road. A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The first man approached him and said, 'Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen before.
Married life is very frustrating.
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen. A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.