Most of the time, I'm male. I think I've used up my contest-earned days off. If it makes me laugh, it's a fair answer. I did mail out my novel contest entry, but I still haven't written anything else this week. Today's sad excuse for an excuse involves three hours of sleep, a kid with new contacts, and his panic attack when he couldn't get one of the contacts out.
Women are, after all, the superior gender.
It actually made me smile. He then realized his vision was blurry because he hadn't put the contact in yet . The cat's okay, at least. It wasn't as serious as we thought. Happy to hear that your cat's okay.