Pentagon spokesperson Rear Adm. Craig Quigley announced in a press conference today that the Department of Defense had approved initial testing of new, powerful Nerf weapons. Adoption of the new technology is part of freshman Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfield's sweeping reforms across the US military.
Most analysts believe the technology shows great promise.
In a test film shown, targets scattered and ran under a barrage of soft, foam balls as brightly colored rubber darts illuminated the distant horizon. Quote of the Day. The ABM Treaty is a relic of the past. It prevents freedom-loving people from exploring the future. And that's why we've got to lay it aside.