A good conscience doesn't keep you from doing anything. It just prevents you from enjoying it. If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. Never buy a car you can't push.
Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
Dear John, I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you.