We had come by a list of theoretically harmless tortures performed on kids by helping professionals at the infamous Behavior Research Institute in Providence, Rhode Island. B R I has since changed its name to the Judge Rotenberg Center. B R I has threatened to sue Mouth for gathering information about its practices. Worse, its director and his attorney threatened to visit the Mouthhouse. They are even more effective when the recipient is blindfolded.
Place drops of hot pepper sauce under the tongue.
Place the contacts of a fresh 9-volt battery on the offender's tongue. Pinch two inches of flesh at the back of the offender's neck between your fingers. Immerse the offender in a bathtub of cold tap water for twenty minutes. Even in the name of scientific consumer reporting, neither consumer tester could last twenty minutes in that bathtub. Screaming didn't help.