David Letterman's hair. Doug Henning gargling. Siskel puts head into Ebert's mouth. You've Gone To a Bad Church 10. Name of the church includes a muppet or professional wrestler.
Service involves a lot of squatting.
Minister always preaching about the glory of Amway products. Priest not only defrocked but depantsed. Enjoy Frankie Valli. Pews have magic fingers.