John hated Clarence with a passion and never passed up a chance to throw rocks across the river at Clarence. This went on for years until one day the Corps of Engineers came to build a bridge across that river. He left the house and returned in a matter of minutes. Four old cowboys are having a discussion about what is the fastest thing in the world. When you blink and open your eyes again, you immediately see everything.
Nothing is changed.
I went across the border to a saloon last night and drank a buncha home-made Mexican tequila. On the way home from the saloon, I stopped off at Lupe's cafe and ate two helpings of her Mexican Special, which I suspect had been warmed over a time or two, and a buncha jalapenas and some chili peppers I never saw before. I wear it to church on Sundays. A city slicker went to the country to buy a pig. When he approached the pig farmer, he asked for a 25 pound pig.