I recently read an article that depicted New Jersey as a cesspool of toxic waste. This article by a girl who has probably never even been there. However, she has enough insight to tell everyone about all the horrible toxic diseases everyone has to endure in New Jersey. One Newsweek article doesn t make you an authority honey. Maybe the girl who wrote the article last week doesn t realize all her Italian leather bags and her BMW, purchased my mumsy and dadums, are shipped to Port Newark, NJ, not Cape Cod.
New Jersey is one of the wealthiest states and has some of the most popular tourist attractions.
Maybe they just felt sorry for us. I wonder why they call it the Garden State when all we have is toxic waste and mutated fish. Maybe it s because of all the dairy products, fruits and vegetables we produce each year. Bet Newsweek didn t tell you that one. New Jersey, where everyone suffers from toxic waste poisoning.