I was planning to throw my support to the Bush camp on the grounds that these Gore people have no idea how to steal an election. They used to have some skill at this. The only people left who know how to do it are clearly Texans, and I'm proud of them. Unfortunately, my plan to change sides was interrupted by the appearance of my new favorite, George W., on television attempting to look and sound Presidential. We're in trouble.
Many prominent citizens are about to lose their certification as adults.
Psychologists, anthropologists, and sociologists were all taking notes madly as the Bad Behavior Fiesta Bowl dragged on. Here's an interesting example of how a D came to lose it completely because an R had only a loose grip. The Republican in question was Oklahoma Governor Frank Keating, normally a placid fellow, who was on a Sunday chat show defending his team. They had arrived at the sore subject of the Republican riot at the Dade County Courthouse. They never want to count all the votes.