We have a consult at Dana Farber next week with the chief of Thoracic Oncology there. In the meantime, my irrepressible friend in San Francisco keeps sending me jokes and funny lines. I particularly liked this batch and am sending them to you in the hope that it will give a much needed laugh to one and all. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
Men are from earth.
Women are from earth. Deal with it. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. A fool and his money are soon partying. Before they invented drawing boards, there was nothing to go back to.