Inc. All rights reserved. Each spring, this resort town opens its arms to legions of the nation's best and brightest college students, who engage in acts of wanton depravity following mass consumption of alcoholic beverages. If you haven't experienced this phenomenon first hand, consider yourself lucky. It isn't pretty. So stay home and observe these shenanigans from the safety of your web browser.
People do the darndest things when they're far away from home.
John Sauer, cartoon paparazzo, and Rob Coleman, beach-bumming reporter, have caught them in the act. Even though you didn't make it to Spring Break USA, you can still send a free electronic postcard that says you did. Remember, paleface, better head to the tanning salon to back up your story. Download free Spring Break USA screen savers and wallpaper.