I got a sweater for Christmas. I had asked for a screamer or a moaner. I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected. I have learned there is little difference in husbands, so you might as well keep the first.
Travel is very educational.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. I've stayed alive. Mid-life is when you go to the doctor and you realize you are now so old, you have to pay someone to look at you naked. On my first day of school, my parents dropped me off at the wrong nursery.