Email vs. Letters Email vs. Upon reflection, I decided that was perfectly understandable. Ok, to write a letter, the first thing you need is a piece of paper and a pen.
Pens are sticks that write, sort of like chalk but smaller and in darker colors.
Ah, yes, that is paper. Just don't write on that. Look, here's a piece of paper that you can write on. Uh, no, that's a ruler. Rulers are for measuring things.