When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there is no use in two people remembering the same thing.
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night. To Us Awards Testimonials Advertising Contact Us. No representation is made as to the authenticity of some of the above jokes.