He has my attention now. I'm hanging on Galen's every word while simultaneously straining to hear anything that might suggest the rustling of synthetic fur on the other end of the line. There's usually no need for the penetration. I decide to investigate. I'll use it and, if not, I'm just as happy without it.
Some people wear condoms for complete protection.
I don't ask. This last comment is only mildly unsettling, until Galen reports that he owns more than 1,000 stuffed animals, some as large as 4 feet tall. And 1,000 stuffed animals is pretty impressive no matter what you've got planned for them. But all of this strikes me as inappropriate at the moment. Lest I get the wrong idea, Galen is quick to point out that not all of the stuffed animals in his collection are sexual partners.