I had only recently bought a computer. I took a class and for the first time learned the difference between the hard drive and software, downloading and defragmenting. It was like a beginning driver class, and cruising the World Wide Web was not on the syllabus. Undaunted by my ignorance, I signed on and began clicking my way into wonderland. Maybe I'd hit on a Juarez radio station where I could listen to the news and upgrade my Spanish.
Nothing is simple anymore.
Next thing I knew Jesus, Mary and Joseph appeared before me, incarnated in simple line drawings. Arrows indicated choices, and too many. I could click on the creed, the Our Father, the Gloria, a Hail Mary and more. A voice came forth. It spoke Spanish.