The tires on your car don't fit under your fenders. You think A-1 Sauce tastes great on 'possum. You burn trash in your Subday clothes. You have fake fur on your dashboard. You give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday.
Nobody can rebuild an engine like mama.
You consider a spotlight hunting equipment. Your car has never had a full tank of gas. You stockpile motor oil. Your favorite cologne is Blue Tick Hound . You think a subdivision is part of a math problem.