This particular unit has just been upgraded today to the new CopyRight 2000 model. When I say new , I mean new to us here at Evington Maximum Security Psychiatric Institute everyone else in the world has been enjoying this particular product of the MakroTek Corporation for at least a year already. They tell me the food will be so much better from now on. I know it will be. Attempted murder is what was printed on my charge sheet and of which I was unanimously found guilty by the twelve good men and true who sat on the jury.
Society hates losers.
Given a little more time and a little less bad luck I would have succeeded in killing Mr Kevin Bloom, instead of merely attempting to. He had it coming. Three times he passed me over for promotion in favour of his little pets. Now, you may say that getting passed over at work is a rather petty reason for killing someone but that wasn t all not by a long way. He was having my house watched and my phones tapped.