Women cannot use a map without turning the map to correspond to the direction that they are heading. Women always have 5 pounds to lose, but don't bring this up unless they really have 5 pounds to gain. Women want equal rights, but you rarely hear them clamoring to be let into the draft to cover the responsibilities that go with those rights. All women seek equality with men until it comes to sharing the closet, taking out the trash, and picking up the check. If a man ticks off a woman she will often respond by getting a fuzzy toilet cover which warms their rear, but makes it impossible for the lid to stay up thus it constantly gets peed on by the guys.
Women never check to see if the lid is up.
Women can get out of speeding tickets by pouting. This will get men arrested. Women don't really care about a sense of humor in a guy despite claims to the contrary. It's okay for women to dance with each other and not be gay, You don't see straight men dancing together. Women will spend hours dressing up to go out, and then they'll go out and spend more time checking out other women.