So I called Danny to get his take on it. Oh, come on, I'm joking. The art of dubbing has come so far that Gore's mouth is now moving virtually in tune with the words you hear. I can remember when people claimed Gore was so wooden that if he rubbed his arms together real fast, his suit would catch fire. But hardly anyone thinks Gore's made out of wood anymore.
Most people think it's some sort of a resin compound.
Joey, sweetie, stop, you're killing me with all your funny lines. Far be it from me to tell the Democrats how to win the election, but having watched all the speakers, the most presidential-looking fellow on the podium was from Harvard, all right. But it wasn't Al Gore, it was Gore's college roommate, Tommy Lee Jones. I'd vote for him in a heartbeat. It's the long-winded speeches by all these gasbags who don't understand that you get 15 minutes of fame, not 30 or 45 minutes.