B etween the absurdness of early adolescence and the dignity of full manhood, one finds the creature known as the SigEp. M others love them, fathers finance them, girls glorify and cuddle up to them. Heaven protects them . . . Nobody else gets so many laughs out of a joke.
Nobody can eat as much, sleep as much, and enjoy life as much.
He is constantly looking for other men who possess a strong enough character to merit being a SigEp, and in so doing, he allows a few more to enter the Halls of Sigma Phi Epsilon.