He gets out of the shower to pee. A woman to a man is like flowers to a vase. If a man stands in a corner with his hands in his pockets, he isn't feeling crazy. He is feeling nuts. My husband accidentally swallowed a frog now the doctors fear he might croak.
Men are just like computers, and a smart woman keeps a backup.
Men know life too early, women too late. Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important. Men wear the pants. Women wear the panties.