A fool and his money can throw one hell of a party. Five days a week my body is a temple. The other two it's an amusement park. You might hit a bump and spill something. If at first you don't suceed skydiving is not for you.
Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.
I like cats too. Let's exchange recipes. Time's fun when you're having flies. We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.