Men are like microwave popcorn - they're done in 30 seconds. Men are like nylons - when you need them, they run. Men are like paper cups - both are dispensable. Men's brains are like the prison system - not enough cells per man. Men are like guns - keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it.
Men are like vacations - they never seem to be long enough.
Men are like computers - hard to figure out and never have enough memory. Men are like coolers - load them with beer, and you can take them anywhere. Men are like coffee - the best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long. Men are like horoscopes - they always tell you what to do and are usually wrong. Men are like plungers - they spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.