Go take out a much larger mortgage. Reduce fitness as much as possible. Working out at health clubs is expensive and can cause enormous amounts of guilt, jealousy and eyestrain. And working out at home can lead to extensive furniture damage. Forget the crunches and just buy larger clothing.
Meditation is an effective way to manage a stressful situation.
This can help you outlast any accountant with a chip on his shoulder. Use food to manage stress. A proper diet is and always has been helpful, but it's not useful for stress management. Food can be a godsend in stressful situations, however especially when thrown with enough velocity. Keep over-ripe tomatoes on the dash and at the ready for those challenging highway situations.