You know that it's a mortal sin to wear a condom, I mean you're a Catholic convert, and yet you can sit there and write stupid songs like A Condom on Every Penis . Sex is sacred, only within the bonds of marriage, and then you shouldn't enjoy it too much anyway, and you can only touch certain areas above the navel, and it's for conception only, or potentially. You are deliberately disobeying the church's teaching, and you are a threat to true Catholicism. The rules are there for those who do not. And remember, Jesus forgave the prostitutes and yelled at the prigs.
Prigs have no sense of humor.