The alternative press, I discovered, is a lifesaver for millions of men and women in situations similar to mine. I must admit, I have hired hookers off the street, but I was always stressed out when I did it. It was better than nothing but the problem was that I had to keep some pretty fucked-up hours to hire prostitutes or with the swinger thing, wait until the weekends to do it. Fuck the bullshit. Hence I began to experiment.
Most prostitutes work legally.
They are called dinner-whores. For millions of years, men have complained about how they have to spend money in exchange for sexual favors from women. I m not just talking about the crack whore on the street corner you bang on occasion. I m talking about the dates you took to Red Lobster. Your dates know what you re up to, and are more than happy to play along with your game.