My mom says that the oven mitts and the wooden yardsticks given out by a casket company were always the best things to get at the trade shows. In my freshman year at the University of Maryland, there was a scavenger hunt around Halloween. One of the items listed was a coffin. My mom very kindly provided one. Fortunately, they were overruled.
Some people are so picky.
Discounts for all my friends. Fortunately, I have had only one friend take advantage of this. His brother was killed in a freak elevator-surfing accident that was later reporteded in News of the Weird . In the early 1990's, Morticians in Love , an extremely dark romantic comedy, made its world premiere at a local theater. They complained about the same old tired jokes told at their expense that I had heard over and over again.