So instead, I say that we make up for our lack of dominance to this point by continuing our efforts with more twisted and diabolical stratagems. Quality, not quantity, should be our watchword. Instead of giving orders to random people throughout the day, try getting just one person falsely arrested to prove your mental superiority. Of course, when it's time for the big guns, nothing helps more than being creative. This is where the twisted and diabolical plan really pays off.
Nothing subverts more than a good and wholesome thing perverted to serve our twisted desires.
Here's a good example of what I mean. The other day, I heard some people talking about Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. I imagine that if you're anything like me, you're convinced that just down the hall from the Chocolate Waterfall is the Oompa Loompa sweatshop. I mean, the little orange bastards are everywhere, but those are obviously only the obedient ones. Finding the muscle.