Furry muppets ranging in size from only inches to seven feet in height are looting Hooper's Store and firebombing the entire neighborhood. Orange and blue firelight is rising over many buildings. Cardboard backdrops, props, and storehouses full of numbers and letters are burning to the ground. Muppets are taunting firemen and police from windows high above the street with counting and alphabet songs. Morning light has brought an eerie calm to Sesame Street after a night of rioting.
Smoke rises from most buildings.
On the street, lifeless, crumpled fur lies in mute testiment of the night of wild outrage. Unknown numbers of muppets have died or been shot to death by Police in full riot gear. No humans were killed in the rioting, although several people reported rug-burns. A man who was loved by millions thoughout the world. Bert was a giant among muppets.