Bread has been proven to be highly addictive. Subjects deprived of bread and given only water begged for bread after only two days. Bread is a dangerous gateway food, leading the user into harder items such as butter, peanut butter, jelly and even cold cuts. Bread has been proven to absorb water. Since the human body is more than 90 per cent water, eating bread could eventually turn your body into a soggy, gooey mass of bread pudding.
Newborn babies can choke on bread.
Bread is baked at temperatures as high as 400 F-exposure to which could kill an adult in less than one minute. Most Canadian bread-eaters are utterly unable to distinguish between a valid scientific study and one that is based on statistical nonsense. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead. I was trying to keep up with the traffic.