And, of course, they will punish evildoers, night or day. HappyNet never sleeps. Here are examples of infractions against the unwritten rules of HappyNet, and the punishments the NSPF will bring against the villains. Forced to memorize Webster's Ninth. Posting to aus.
Poster is issued a new keyboard without capitals or punctuation.
The space bar will be clearly labelled. Poster is hit with one shuriken for each asterisk. Poster is forced to pay Leader Kibo for the advertising time. There are other helpful rules and regulations, but they are double secret. There will even be a special detail to track down, and burn, copies of the Green Golfball Joke.