Soberly, they stood together, staring at the large plaque. Wow, that one person on the stage has a much better singing voice than the other ones. Apparently it did not startle him. He said he felt like he was at Purim sevices. If you can't say something nice, say it in Yiddish.
WASPs leave and never say good-bye.
Jews say good-bye and never leave. If it tastes good, it's probably not kosher. Where there's smoke, there may be smoked salmon. Pork is forbidden, but a pig in a blanket makes a nice hors d'oeuvre. According to Aunt Matilda's Guide to Jewish dietary law, pork and shellfish may be eaten only in Chinese restaurants.