I get nasty letters every time I write that smoking is a wonderful habit. Today's youth looks silly puffing on a Lucky, simply because nobody ever took the time to teach them to smoke properly. The program could also assist teens in the critical step of selecting a brand to suit their smoking needs. It's a great idea. People who don't eat meat.
Meat is murder.
The new Beatles reunion. Sure, they were a great band back in their day. But that was one helluva long time ago, and the only talented Beatle is as dead as the 8-track tape format. The only tour the three surviving ex-Beatles should make is one of an old folks' home. On a related note, is there any way we can convince Bob Dylan to take a trip on an American Eagle plane before he embarrasses his legacy any further.