Frederick town divided by restrictive zoning law in Main Street historic district.
Royal murders undermine stability of Himalayan buffer state between rival nuclear giants.
I should probably mention that. And I mean that literally. They seem to be on-camera every five minutes, too. And when they're not bumping and grinding on the sidelines, they're bumping and grinding in the stands, surrounded by leering, beer-swilling fans. The only thing missing was the disco ball and brass pole.