This works perfectly, and is a brilliant example of thinking outside the box. Mr. Shure suggests that in lieu of sending flowers, well-wishers might wish to buy a handbag from Paint the Lily , the company he runs with his wife, Nicole. The only acceptable native apple generally available in supermarkets is the Empire. Sliced bread from the supermarket never goes stale, as it is treated with nutritious chemicals to prevent that very thing. It will still be soft when you throw it out, which you should.
Next time buy or bake real bread.
Slice only what you plan to eat immediately, and stand the loaf up on a flat surface, cut side down. So start at the bottom. Your number has been dialed automatically, and it takes the pest a moment to notice that someone has answered. If you hang up in that moment, the machine assumes the call is over and dials the next sucker. Corn Flakes and Shredded Wheat are okay.