Women love to talk on the phone.
A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours. A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, or get the mail. Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting lost using a shortcut. PMS also stands for Preposterous Mood Swings and Punish My Spouse. The first naked man a woman sees is 'Ken'.