My husband accidentally swallowed a frog now the doctors fear he might croak. Men are just like computers, and a smart woman keeps a backup. Men know life too early, women too late. Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.
Men wear the pants.
Women wear the panties. Men who have playful kittens shouldn't sleep in the nude. Men who know they are geniuses usually aren't. Learn from John Bobbitt. Learn from John Bobbitt.