California Gang Investigator's Association Policemen, believe it or not, ARE human. They come in both sexes, but mostely male. They also come in various sizes. However, they are mostly big.
Policemen deliver lectures, babies and bad news.
They are required to have the wisdom of Solomon, the disposition of a lamb and muscles of steel, and are often accused of having a heart to match. He is the one who rings the doorbell, swallows hard, and announces the passing of a loved one, then spends the rest of the day wondering why he took such a crummy job. Policemen, on television, are oafs, who couldn't find a bull fiddle inside a telephone booth. When he serves a summons, he is a monster. Policemen work around the clock, split shifts.