Not to be used or copied for any commercial purpose. Being released in a limited run is The Locusts , nearly two hours of one tepid story and a hidden family secret that was so well hidden, not even the audience gave a damn when it was revealed. He keeps a 20 year old bull named Jim as a pet. He was institutionalized for 8 years and doesn't talk or interact with anyone. Consider it his good Samaritan deed of the day, in reparation for other lives he may have destroyed elsewhere.
Problem is, there is no hint that there is an earth shattering secret coming.
When it does arrive, no one care. Two hours is a very long time to develop one story. On average, a first run movie ticket will run you Eight Bucks. Were Cranky able to set his own price for The Locusts, he would have paid . . . But hot is hot.