Reality is for people who can't face science fiction. God didn't create the world in seven days. He rested for six and then pulled an all-nighter. Biology grows on you. Going the speed of light is bad for your age.
White dwarf seeks red giant for binary relationship.
James Watt is so dense, he absorbs neutrinos. And so are you. There's no future in time travel. Due to the robot shortage, some of our bartenders are human and will react unpredictably when insulted. Cloning is the sincerest form of flattery.