I knew what was happening, I'd waited a long time for this moment - the abdication. Yes, I was. I snapped them twice, SNAP SNAP, before moving in, prodding, teasing, and with an elegant flick of my wrist, rolling them back onto their little bellies. I'd love to know if this is a universal bloke-thing, or something that's peculiar to Aussie men. We just can't help ourselves.
Old habits die hard.
Three people arrived at the pearly gates of heaven. St. Peter let him in. It's me, Charlie Jones. And St. Peter let him in. Here comes another English teacher.