Many people have massive, uncorrectable problems.
They are the living dead. It is to all you that we dedicate this test. We've spent the last two months analyzing thousands of people at bars, and we've discovered that every human fits into one of 16 types. Of course, this being TheSpark, we developed the perfect set of probing questions that will tell everyone exactly where they come in. Then we added a really cool feature at the end of the test.