No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
Puppies still have bad breath, even after eating a tic-tac.
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