O is for Old Folks who learned from the Crash. P is for Populace lined up for cash. Q's for Quinoa the wonder grain. R is for Railway with no running train. S stands for Suppliers Not in compliance.
T is for Taxes and reckless defiance.
U is for Upgrade taking too long. V is for Victims of code gone wrong. X is for X-ray machines going mad. Y's for Yourdon's permanent frown. Z's for the Zeros that brought us all down.