More fundamentally, it is anti-bacterial. Cats, especially in their orifices and digestive organs, account for the natural habitats of many bacterial species. While the cats themselves are of debatable importance, to eliminate them would leave untold billions of bacteria without suitable housing stock. Therefore, please save the cats. We are please to announce the founding of The Museum of Improbable Research.
Visits are by appointment only.
The staff recommends that you schedule your visit for a cloudy day, as the average temperature inside the facility on sunny days is quite impressive. Special thanks to Dudley Herschbach for chairing the drive to find a suitable home for the Museum. The mix-up occurred at the auction held as part of this year's Ig Nobel Prize Ceremony on October 3. We have located two people, each of whom claims to have purchased the plaster cast of the left foot of Nobel Laureate Richard Roberts. One is in actual possession of the foot, and thus has behind him the strength of nine-tenths of the law.