As luck would have it, they matched. The honeymoon is over when the husband calls home to say he'll be late for dinner and the answering machine says it is in the microwave. A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did. Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener. The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
Some people think life begins at conception, while others think life begins at birth.
But some wise ones believe that life begins when the kid moves out and the dog he left behind dies. Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something the woman said. A genius is somebody like Norman Einstein. So what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play. So that is why, In times like these There are so many Sons Of Bees.