Skoal can in CD-ROM drive. Numeric keypad only goes up to six. Windows 95 has Dale Earnhardt sticker on it.
Outgoing faxes have tobacco chaw stains on 'em.
Printer goes real slow 'cause Bubba don't read too fast. Extra RAM slots have Dodge truck parts installed in 'em. Menus all have Budweiser, Black Label, and Old Milwaukee options. Monitor up on blocks. Seven blue tick hounds under desk.