Announcing your divorce before acknowledging your wedding has to be some kinda serious breach of etiquette. But Janet Jackson is apparently not a Miss Manners devotee. Janet's mom was the only Jackson in attendance. They agreed to the split in a phone call, he revealed, and he is seeing someone else. In this country, kids are the most important thing.
Somebody wants to take time off to take care of their kid, that's sacrosanct.
If I want to take care of my hangover, that's a problem. Forget man vs. machine. But the former first lady firmly believes there's a market for Ronnie's amorous jottings. For more columns by Amy Reiter, visit her column archive. Visit Salon Shop for inspiration.