A man will wear every article of clothing he owns, including his surgical pants that were hip about eight years ago, before he will do his laundry. When he is finally out of clothes, he will wear a dirty sweatshirt inside out, rent a U-Haul and take his mountain of clothes to the laundromat. Men always expect to meet beautiful women at the laundromat. Men wear sensible socks. They wear standard white sweat socks.
Women wear strange socks.
Socks that are cut way below the ankles, that have pictures of clouds, that have a big fuzzy ball on the back. If Gloria, Suzanne, Deborah and Michelle go out for lunch, they will call each other Gloria, Suzanne, Deborah and Michelle. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their check, out come the pocket calculators. The nature and degree of these changes varies with the individual.