Art involves a white board. You're already late on the assignment you just got. Dilbert cartoons hang outside every cube. Vacation is something you roll over to next year or a check you get every January. Change is the norm.
Nepotism is encouraged.
The only reason you recognize your kids is because their pictures are hanging in your cube. You only have makeup for fluorescent lighting. You read this entire list and understood it. All rights reserved, including the right to eat Easy Mac at three a.m.