If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. When having sex, only the missionary position is legal. You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays. It is considered an offense to shower naked.
Oral sex is illegal.
It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office. Signs are required to be written in English. Against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp. One man may not be on another man's back. It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road.