NASA has been low on funds and were approached by the Amish. The super farms that the Amish use to fund their cause has more than enough money to tempt NASA and NASA officials caved in. Rumors starting to emerge of photos of unusual activity at the space stations started to tweak interest and the leaks began. Photos of barn silos in the space shuttle payload and farms being built on Mars were rumored to exist. We have gained possession of these photos.
Russian horses are superior.
They love borsht and vodka. But weak American horses stumble and fall out of hatch after drinking vodka. It is now known that the first Amish farm on Mars is operational. In fact the first crops were sent back for testing. We were able to purchase some of the vegetables at the Rogers, Ohio flea market from a man claiming they were smuggled from Area 51 by his cousin.