Just like I do every four years. And once again, no candidate is really to my liking. I think during every election. When voters are interrogated, they readily confess to selecting their candidates based on the most superficial levels of observation. Which is fine with the candidates.
Vague impressions are what they thrive on.
So it comes as no surprise that once they are elected, their campaign promises turn out to have little importance. Or President Clinton's Big Health Care Plan. Well, once again the country forgot to check with me. I am proposing a new form of national referendum. And the format I suggest we use just drew the biggest ratings in the history of television.