Close post-race inspection of bible reveals a dark fleck, which corresponds to the mountain pass. Pass a group of fans drinking beer. Think about stopping to join them. Remember that although I am just about stopped as it is, I don't particularly like their beer brand of choice. 4 p.m. Peloton reforms after climb.
Riders begin gabbing harmoniously in all different languages.
Brings back pleasant memories of 6th grade band class in which upwards of 50 percent of the students developed some form of permanent hearing damage. While these suitors were balancing boulders on their heads, the woman was busy having affairs. And thus, these men never got the woman, but the woman got the castle. This is analogous to situations today and perhaps the first important reason I can think of to stay awake in history class. Finish race well off the back.