Freshest if eaten before date on carton, which doubles as an appetizer. No postage necessary if hand delivered. Please remain seated until the captain replaces the light in the overhead sign. As seen on TV, to the left of the cable box. One size fits all, poorly.
Many suitcases look alike, though some look that way uniquely.
Contents may run if washed in hot water, may crawl if washed in cold water. We have sent the forms which your ex-spouse recommended. Slippery when wet, abrasive when dry. Edited for television by inserting commercials every 10 minutes and chopping off the sides. Post of fice will not deliver without postage, obstetricians will not deliver without payment.