In fact, I'd go as far to wager that Steve is the only character not to feature a giant red purse who is actually on a lower level of intelligence than the children who watch the show. He forgets how to play. Every single time. Dude doesn't have a job, hangs out with pales and shovels and shit, and he can't even remember the ONE thing he should remember. But at least Mike has an excuse, what with being punched in the head and all.
Water balloons are so funny.
Then he brags about how smart he is, cause he figured out the Clues. What a narcissistic bastard Steve is. He loves cheeseburgers, Italian food, peanut butter, and even oatmeal. He is very athletic and enjoys running, hiking, and rock climbing. Occasionally, Steve will even roller blade to and from work.