Compile these addresses into one list and send out a mass email. Don't bother to address the letter as obviously each name is going to be different. Attach your book or short story to this email. Make sure the email is in upper case letters only so it will stand out. They don't have to be related to the material just big and colourful.
Video is even better.
Resubmit every day for two weeks. If they still haven't responded, it is time to drop the humor and get down to business. Telephone the editor and ask why. Remind them that you are a very busy person and that it is very inconvenient to have to chase them down. Explain calmly that you just don't have the time to read every single publication you submit to.