When I watch TV I want to ogle ordinary, paunchy mortals having ordinary, honest sex. They aren't half as inventive. And they don't jiggle.
Ordinary folks are more fun.
Thank goodness broadcast standards of so-called decency prevent such public shagging, as they do on any primetime show. They can't even talk about lust or libido intelligently. Shannon and Andy and Mandy and Billy and Taheed and Ytossie look like they'd break too many brain cells trying. The premise is meant to titillate. It merely grates.