General Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese. The buck doesn't even slow down here. General Neurotics build castles in the sky. Psychotics live in them.
Psychiatrists collect the rent.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. General Experience is knowledge aquired when it's too late. General He who laughs last thinks slowest. Some people can't tell a lie, others can't tell the truth, and others can't tell the difference. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the excape key.