Congratulations to Terry Estep, a fellow West Virginian, whose Random Notes journal was a quarterly winner in The Diarist Awards . You're not as young as you used to be. But you're not as old as you're going to be. So watch it. Men are from Earth.
Women are from Earth.
Deal with it. A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day. During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple for all 25 years, she would give them one wish each. The wife wanted to travel around the world. She had the tickets in her hand.