Having spent the afternoon in a furry dragon costume once during my years in undergraduate study, I can imagine how this sort of thing might spice up a relationship. But the dry-cleaning bills would kill you. What's more, Galen tells me, a really good mascot uniform can easily cost several thousand dollars. Think about that next time you find yourself bitching about the price of a nice dinner for two. Mild discomfort is only to be expected when leading a few cheers or navigating through crowded bleachers, but gearing up for a bit of the nasty with one of these things on is another thing entirely.
Some people have fans in their suits.
Galen isn't blind to the importance of compromise in such situations. It's generally preferable to have all the parts on, though. And mascot uniform sex is not without its hazards. It seems foolish to ask at this point, but I can't help wondering whether other humans ever manage to work their way into Galen's more private moments. The person would have to be interested in plush.