Meat alternatives are a home run.
Slap a soy burger on the barbecue. You see, there have been some drastic cuts in the presidential diet, and one of the first casualties was the cheeseburger. The beef industry is sure to feel slighted, but other special interests, namely his personal physician and environmental groups, will be lighting Roman candles in celebration. None, however, will match the festive display put on by alternative meat makers. For them, it must seem like the summer of love.