This Page is intended for entertainment purposes only. Top Ten Bill Clinton Tips For a Happy, Healthy Marriage 10. Don't embarrass her in front of the entire world.
Women hate that.
Never ever ever wife-swap with the Shalalas. Every few months, let her run the country. If you must smoke cigars, get an actual humidor. Have them geniuses at NASA develop a space ray that makes her forget what a bastard you are. Remember, it takes two people to maintain a cold, loveless, marriage of convenience.