Know An ounce of prevention - worth a pound of flesh. A full spectrum listing of ankle-biting dead guys. As any expert on the zombie menace will tell you, zombies don't kill people. People kill people.
Zombies just help.
Most zombies are not spry. The fact is, they just aren't well wired anymore. For fun, run around one in circles and make it dizzy - it's more fun than cow tipping. If one happens to get close, give it a good shove and watch it topple like your drunken Uncle Phil on Christmas Eve. Do not panic - these were only actors, with appliances designed to make the dancers look even more disfigured and bizarre than Jackson himself.