Mr. Novak, who evidently suffers from an etiolated penis- no doubt a product of many porcine couplings, is in fact a relative of the elegant Ms. Malaprop. Trey Skinner, an area pedophile, announced in his AOL Member Profile yesterday that he enjoys hiking, movies, and sexual favors performed by very underaged girls. A lot of people are ashamed to tell other people about their secret, forbidden love affair with the movie 'Batman Forever,' but not me. I'm very open about it. Skinner, who viewed the movie ten times while it was in theaters, also owns the movie on DVD, as well as the other movies in the Batman series.
Skinner also enjoys looking at nude pictures of nine-year old girls.
In late July, Skinner took two weeks off of work in order to hike in the Great Smoky Mountains. It was two weeks of hiking, camping, and more hiking. It was even greater than the time that I molested Jake Harper's daughter before dropping her off at school, although the cops weren't ever able to prove it. Although I couldn't get any of the girls alone to do anything with them. But at least I got to look.