Quotations by Women . These are all by women and tend to be somewhat biting comments about men. To see other lists, check the bottom of this page. Quotations by Women Never lend your car to anyone whom you have given birth. When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping.
Men invade another country.
Elayne Boosler I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night. I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.