And, rightfully so. Bird droppings are the chief export of Nauru, an island nation in the western Pacific. There are more plastic flamingos in America than real ones. Most lipstick contains fish scales. Mosquitoes have teeth.
Spotted skunks do handstands before they spray.
Hypnotism is banned by public schools in San Diego. When snakes are born with two heads, they fight each other for food. Most cows give more milk when they listen to music. In 1980, a Las Vegas hospital suspended workers for betting on when patients would die. Thomas Edison was afraid of the dark.