Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. To the world you may one person, but to one person you may be the world. A man spends the first half of his life learning habits that shorten the other half of his life.
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
Don't cry because its over, smile because it happened. Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler. I wish the buck stopped here. I could use a few. A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.