Too fat, too broke, too out of shape, too much television, smoke too much, drink too much. Not that I'm against resolutions, but they seem to have a negative connotation. All either negative or too challenging to ever accomplish. A goal has to have an end. No achievement plan.
Resolutions are blurry at best.
I never see someone jumping for joy at the prospect of setting New Year's resolutions. Resolutions are made against your will. Beware of the Little Green People, also known as Martians. They will try their best to prevent your success. You tell people what you intend to do and instead of helping you, they ridicule you, or even worse, discourage you from trying.