If I ever hit someone with a golf shot, I sure hope that I have the composure not to pump my fist. I guess the story would have been far less interesting if Pinocchio hadn't been such a lying little sack of shit. I think the key to success for Blood, Sweat and Tears was when Pus and Semen left to form their own band. I've resolved to watch what I eat in 2000. This has less to do with my weight than with my discovery, after having finished a 20-piece bucket of KFC extra crispy recipe back in October, that I was missing three acrylic fingernails.
Scientists say a dog's mouth is cleaner than a human's mouth.
That may be true, but my wife almost never kisses me right after licking her own butt. The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind. Well, it sure didn't help me on my math final. You'd have to ask Mr. or Mrs. Rock to be sure, but I think either Chris or Kid was adopted. If you think about it, it really wouldn't be that special to have a dog that talked, because that dog would no doubt go out and teach other dogs to talk, and soon every dog in the world would know how to talk.