God exists because the Bible tells us so, and we know that what the Bible tells us must be true because it is the revealed word of God. Congress shouldn't bother to consult the Joint Chiefs of Staff about the military appropriations. As members of the armed forces, they will naturally want as much money for military purposes as they think they can get. I will give no more money to your cause next year. That's all right, sir, we'll just put you down for the same amount that you gave this year.
Narcotics are habit-forming.
Therefore if you allow your physician to ease your pain with an opiate, you will become a hopeless drug addict. You can't prove that he was to blame for the misfortune, so it must actually have been someone else who was responsible. You can't park here. I don't care what the sign says. If you don't drive on, I'll give you a ticket.