Ice packs, Ice packs, and more ice packs. Clothing that brings out the color of bruises. Gift certificate for mental health services. Drunk fans who toss Hostess Ding Dongs towards the net. Players at parties who want to turn mask upside-down and fill it up with bean dip.
Pads give appearance that they have really big butts.
Every day, for the rest of their life, they will not have a good reason for dropping anything ever again. Frostbite caused by leg split. When trainer replaces normal water in bottle with sparkling Folger's Crystals. It's legal to play hockey professionally 9. The puck is always hard.