Friday Breakfast - Eggs, sausage, and an English muffin at McDonalds. Eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. It tastes better and it's better for you. Lunch - Skip Lunch, Fridays are murder. Don't eat the asparagus.
Nobody really likes asparagus.
Saturday Breakfast - Sleep through it. Lunch - Ditto. Dinner - Well done steak, baked potato, and brussels sprouts. Don't eat the brussels sprouts. Take them home and plant them in a hanging basket.