Finagle's Laws, Creed, and Motto 1. If anything can go wrong with an experiment, it will. No matter what result is anticipated, there is always someone willing to fake it. No matter what occurs, there is always someone who believes it happened according to his pet theory. No matter what the result, there is always someone eager to misinterpret it.
Science is truth.
Don't be misled by facts. Evidence has been found that William Tell and his family were avid bowlers. However, all the league records were unfortunately destroyed in a fire. Thus we'll never know for whom the Tells bowled. You would ask him anything, in plain English, and he would fetch it for you.