When a girl marries, she exchanges the attention of all men she knew for the inattention of one. 10 Dec 00 Marriage is the difference between painting the town and painting the back porche. A yawn is nature's way of letting a married man open his mouth. The best way to love your neighbor is when her husband is out of town. A TV set gives a man great pleasure - it keeps his wife quite all evening.
Nothing confuses a man more than a woman driver who does everything right.
Never argue with your wife, for you might win, and then you would be in real trouble. There is only one bad woman in the world and every husband thinks she is his wife. The average husband knows where and when he got married. What escapes him is why. 17 Sep 00 Time waits for no man, but it always stands still for a woman of 40.