If there is a cool spot in hell, I hope you get it. It is easier to beg forgiveness than to seek permission. Living is like licking honey from a thorn. Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed. Patience is the best remedy for every trouble.
Some people can stay longer in an hour than others can in a week.
Every person has a scheme which will not work. Nothing is impossible to the person who doesn't have to do it. Hold a true friend with both your hands. An object will fall so as to do the most damage. The reward for a thing well done is to have done it.