Wolves never expect gifts. Wolves never worry about germs. Wolves don't want to know about every other wolf you've had. Wolves don't let magazine articles run their lives. You never have to wait for a wolf, they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
Wolves have no use for flowers, jewelry or cards.
Wolves don't borrow your shirts. Wolves enjoy heavy petting in public. Wolves find you amusing when you're drunk. Wolves seldom outlive you. Wolves can't talk back.