This is the extent of my knowledge about males and females and why men quit living alone and go looking for a woman. I took a look around my house the other day, trying to determine some reason why I should go wandering down a road, looking for a female, being careful to watch for cars. I thought perhaps there would be a clear answer in my own house, as if all men one day discover something obvious around the house which only a woman could help with, such as a poker chip or a dime which has rolled behind a kitchen counter and requires a slender arm to retrieve it. But everything in my house is moveable enough to be moved if necessary, and so that not a justifiable reason for finding a woman. I thought perhaps men abandon their lives of fishing and hunting and staying out all night because they are in need of someone to pick out clothes for a funeral or graduation party a few times a year.
Men often admit they have difficulty with such things.
But I don't. If it's a funeral, I explain that I will be out of town on that date but that I'm terribly sorry. Apologizing a few times a year is a reasonable exchange for enjoying a life of fishing and hunting and staying out all night. I thought, also, perhaps the reason men seek the companionship of women is because they wake up one morning and discover they're more than an hour late to work, and it would've been nice to have someone to wake them up. Or that a fresh cup of coffee with someone in the morning would just make for good company.