Itchy is one ugly dude, and if this is any indication of how wookies age, Chewbacca might as well off himself right now. It looks just like him, only with a little more facial hair. Molla frets in the kitchen. Itchy watches a little wookie porn. Yeah, you heard me.
Wookie porn is pretty lame, even by porn standards.
It's a hologram of a scantily clad human woman wriggling around and giving the usual phone sex phrases. Pretty risque for a family show. But it sort of works, I guess. After all, there were rumors that part of the reason Han Solo knew so much about wookies was because he was married to one. That Itchy does this right in front of his family is even more disturbing.