If a network wants to be magnanimous, it throws them a few bones. I can live it at home and at work. They're tired of silicone-implanted women. Speak for yourself, pal. I've got room in my den for all the silicone-implanted women you don't want.
TV exists so glamorous people can be on it.
Not that I'm bitter. Heck, if Rachel and Monica are going to be in bathing suits, you can stick them on an island for 239 days.