As the presidential campaign kicks into high gear, millions of Americans are trying to figure out if they're a Democrat or Republican. The candidates aren't helping in this cause. Therefore, The Frumious Bandersnatch offers these little bits of information to help you figure out your political identity. Republicans think government is the problem.
Republicans have no sex.
Republicans trust the private sector to decrease the life spans of Democrats. Republicans want to give the budget surplus back to the taxpayers so they can do good for themselves. Smokey the Bear denied being responsible for the large number of forest firest that have swept the West this summer. Smokey is considering suing the federal government for libel. Readers, I come before you today to report a miracle of modern chemistry, by which I do not mean Keith Richards.