Arial is the choice of decency, democracy, freedom and justice.
Top industrialists believe that Arial increases productivity amongst manufacturing workers.
This nation's brave young police officers agree that road signs set in Arial are more likely to be obeyed. Even the poor love Arial for what it has done to improve housing and literacy levels. We call on all our supporters to help us prevent Arial from taking office. Arial must be stopped so that our own evil, twisted plans may be put into operation. Arial must be stopped, by any necessary means, legal or illegal. .