They are extremely graphic and technical and they never lie. A man will wear every article of clothing he owns, including his surgical pants that were really hip about eight years ago, before he will do the laundry. When he is finally out of clothes, he will wear a dirty sweatsuit inside out, rent a U-Haul and take his mountain of dirty clothes to the Laundrette. Men always expect to meet beautiful women at the Laundrette, but this is only a myth perpetuated by old reruns of Love American Style. Women are very happy that another generation of Kennedy's is growing up and getting into politics because they will be able to campaign for them and cry on election night.
Women look nice when they wear jewelery.
A man can get away with wearing one ring and that's it. Women are allowed, in fact encouraged, to wear coloured underwear. There is no reason for a man to ever, ever, wear anything besides solid white.