This crowded situation allows you to pass the wind anonymously. The movement of the rushing crowd will also naturally disperse the tail wind. This means few people will have to experience any potentially noxious smells from the event. Some men assume that being in the men s restroom with dozens of other users is alone enough, and use this opportunity to let one rip. Flatulence smells just as bad to men as it does to woman, so a public restroom is not an appropriate location.
Many men assume that being with one s wife is sufficiently alone to allow cutting of the cheese.
In fact some men proudly delight in tooting loudly for their wives, mistakenly thinking they won t mind. They do, I assure you. The best place to gas is a small closet specifically designated for the act. Of course, appropriately ventilating the closet is necessary to prevent a dangerous build-up of spent wind. The body is made is such a way that to allow the proper passage of the potent draft, a person must lift a buttocks.