Men are brave enough to go to war, but they are not brave enough to get a bikini wax. Men don't get cellulite. Men have an easier time buying bathing suits. Women take clothing much more seriously than men. There's another man wearing a black tuxedo.
Most men hate to shop.
That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door. If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious. Men own basketball teams. Every year cheerleaders' outfits get tighter and shorter, and players' shorts get baggier and longer. When four or more men get together, they talk about sports.