Rey Mysterio Jr. and Konnan at 10 minutes and 40 seconds . Sonny Ono opens a briefcase handing The Cat a ruby-red dress shoe to put on. The Cat kicks Horace in the head. Horace is KO'd. Ono and The Cat do a really funny James Brown inspired gag where Sonny drapes a robe over a exhausted Cat's back.
Miller throws off the cape and boogies down in the middle of the ring.
The Cat at 5 minutes and 10 seconds . Possibly the worst match either man has been in besides their nineties Hollywood Hogan bouts. Genuine, Grade-A crappola. Buff Bagwell interferes on Piper's behalf. Piper is disqualified.