This gives Microsoft a clear lead in the race to poison humanity with electrickery. Self Shaving Legendary Dutch artist Vincent van Gogh merely nicked his ear-lobe while shaving, according to a recently discovered diary believed to have belonged to his brother Theo. To listen to him go on about it, anyone would think he'd cut the whole thing off. The diary also suggests that the Sunflowers were supposed to be daisies, but came out wrong. It's a cauldron of filth and debauchery of the lowest order, I tell you.
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