Having a lot of something which serves minimal purpose, and then giving those things purpose. If you want me to say that I'm dumb, deranged, or something even worse, it's not going to happen. I could care less wether I bring any added meaning to your worthless, insignificant life. Nothing, actually, other than that I have 3 years' worth on file.
Most receipts are for the purchase of diapers and baby wipes, so there's really nothing interesting.
I went through all your receipts, and found nothing worthwhile. Go someplace else. Or go back through all the receipts and add stupid comments on all of them. I'm not going to say anything about my reasons anymore. I think you skipped the start of the FAQ, because I already answered this.