If you aren't part of the solution, you're a precipitate. To err is human. Procrastination means never having to say you're sorry. Being politically correct means always having to say you're sorry. A friend in need is a pest indeed.
Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.
Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce. Work is a fine thing if it doesn't take too much of your spare time. Ask not for whom the bell tolls, let the machine get it. Some women get excited about nothing and then marry him. High explosives are applicable where truth and logic fail.