I'm here for a meeting with the Ministry of Forestry regarding traditional chinese medicine and cruelty to bears. I've found two pubs worth checking out. China's a remarkable place. For the native, travel is by bicycle.
Meals are by chopstick.
From there on language is no obstacle whatsoever. We ended up shooting bulls for beers before the night ended. I run the animal welfare division of an international animal welfare organization. In this context I spend a good half of each year in the strangest of places. I seem to eventually find my way there.