Real Programmers don't like the team programming concept. Unless, of course, they are the Chief Programmer. Real Programmers have no use for managers. Managers are sometimes a necessary evil. Managers are good for dealing with personnel bozos, bean counters, senior planners and other mental defectives.
Real programmers ignore schedules.
Real Programmers don't bring brown bag lunches to work. If the vending machine sells it, they eat it. If the vending machine doesn't sell it, they don't eat it. Real Programmers think better when playing Adventure or Rogue. Real Programmers use C since it's the easiest language to spell.