Oh I got some Pabst Blue Ribbon when you're done. I've often wondered why two women together is every heterosexual man's fantasy. I think it must be instinctive, for this seems beyond the realm of fascinating. You would think we were all little kids and it was a puppet show. Besides, everyone knows that two women can't compete with a puppet show.
Most women are very careful about what they wear when they leave home.
They make sure it's presentable and at least clean. If something's been worn once, then usually it goes to the laundry. That's the whole reason guys go home at the end of the semester so that their laundry can be done. No gaping holes through which a good breeze could pass. Nothing stained with too much blood, unless of course you're in the Gambino crime family.