It's a tragedy that no men become like their mothers. My shirt was SO tight, the men could hardly breathe. Not all men are fools, some are bachelors. One lawyer can steal more than a hundred men with guns. Men who refuse to grow up.
Real men are afraid of butt pirates.
Real men are pro-choice. Real men don't abuse children. Real men don't beat children. Real men don't beat women. Real men don't eat children.