Yeah, don't quit your day job. Fortunately I always keep something here for just such an occasion. MC takes soft toy and throws it at puppets. Now before we get started I'd like to inform you that there's drinks, chips and other fattening delicacies available from the kitchen window for the low price of a dollar each. Tea, coffee and biscuits are also available for free.
Puppets pop up with helmets on.
This guy's better than a lullaby. Throws soft toy. MC goes to throw soft toy but has nothing left. O, it seems we a slight change in schedule. Here they are for your amazement, two wise guy puppets.