The great Arnold extravaganza was an explosion of experience, a monumental expenditure of inspiring and powerful physical energy, a kaleidoscope of colorful and compelling personalities. The vast Expo of hundreds of booths throbbed with merchants showing their wares as hearty consumers like cattle in holding pens nudged their way obligingly from aisle to aisle. Bombers, the place was packed beyond your wildest imagination. Sensational acts from Cirque du Soleil entertained throughout the day as powerlifters set records. Martial artists with excellence and passion flashed their skills and the female bodybuilders displayed the indescribable work of sharpened chisels to bodies of stone.
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Due to some rare strain of, perhaps, an interplanetary virus, my spontaneous and explosive journals of the three slam-bam days have been delayed. Everybody knows Flex won. Another Draper scoop. He's the greatest. I am slowly regaining consciousness.