It leaves your groin unprotected. Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a moron. George Carlin Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger.
Next morning buy it back for seventy-five cents.
Will Rogers A penny saved is ridiculous. Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. Brain - the apparatus with which we think that we think. It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere. Genetics explains why you look like your father, and if you don't, why you should.