I've been divorced. The court requires a certified copy of your final divorce decree. This is not a document you normally get at the time of your divorce. Give me a call, and I'll tell you how to get it and what to do with it. I'd like to get the cake, but I'm watching my weight.
Wedding cake has no calories.
That's why you come to the islands, dear, there's nobody to say you're doing it wrong. She'll have to cover up when you go into the court, but otherwise, see above. Maybe if you squint, it's 860 miles North of here. It's just the two of us, we don't want a bunch of fuss. See the answer above, the same skills apply to a small wedding as a large one, honey.