There is no lifeguard on duty, ever. If an exam is open-book, you will forget your book. When it comes to exams, sloppy handwriting will not generally be considered a sign of genius. Lawyers are not to clarify the law. They are to skew the facts in favor of their client, right or wrong.
Objectivity is in the eye of the beholder.
The reasonable man never accomplished anything. In an effort to conserve energy, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off, effective immediately. The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up. Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.