Because I sure don't. If I had my way, it would be illegal to put garbage like that on television. But then came that fateful day when he chased a mouse into a bread factory and ended up on the conveyor belt where the bread gets cut. The day that delivery truck dropped him off on our front steps was the darkest day of my life. But try explaining that to Friz Freleng.
People can be so cruel.
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