If you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of other people. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
Sex is nobody's business but the three people involved.
I. Heck was created for those who refuse to believe in Gosh. No use being a damn fool. No job is so simple that is can't be done wrong. You can only be young once, but you can be immature forever. There are few problems that can't be solved with high explosives.