Her sewing machine's out of thread. One fruit loop shy of a full bowl. Her antenna doesn't pick up all the channels. His belt doesn't go through all the loops. He's proof that evolution can go in reverse.
Receiver is off the hook.
Not wired to code. Skylight leaks a little. Her slinky's kinked. Too much yardage between the goal posts. Got a full six-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold them together.