I object to the revisionist history contained therein. The white imperialist racist explorers came to this land, destroyed all our native peoples, stole our land, raped our women, slaughtered our children and placed the few of us remaining on tiny little reservations. All right, screw the history lesson. After all, our city is populated with so many Italians. All right, that's it for today, class.
Tomorrow come prepared for an algebra test.