Johnson was an inbred, power-mad, war criminal whose major contribution to American society was Agent Orange. Eisenhower was poking his English driver while driving the Germans out of France, and Roosevelt died with his mistress present, not Eleanor. This brings me back to my main point. Since I have been strumming the banjo here at the White House, government is doing more for less. The budget is balanced for the first time since JFK did a one gun salute to Marilyn, a fact, by the way, that the press didn't seem to care about at the time.
Unemployment is so low today a blind felon can get a job as a night-watchman.
What I'm asking for is your support, not a date with your daughter. Unless, of course, she's a hotty with thin ankles, and then I'd like to discuss it. Thank you, and good night.