Eyelashes live for about 4 months. The shortest street in the world is only 5.7 metres long. SPAM is really machined separated pork shoulder. More cans of SPAM are consumed everyday than any other meat. Every second, somewhere in the world, a can of SPAM is consumed.
Woodwind instruments push teeth out, while brass instruments push teeth in.
It has been calculated that in the last 3500 years, there have only been 230 years of peace throughout the civilised world. India, not the United States, is the country which produces the most films yearly. For not laughing at all. For laughing too strangely. For having bad taste in commercials.