Right now, if you re trying to enter the Greek system, you re probably stressed out from having to take shit from seniors and from constantly having to pick dog food out of your teeth. Well, we all know about the difficulty of pledging, so here are some helpful tips you can use to turn pledging into a fun and safe experience. Be sure to wear protection when being forced to sodomize animals.
Many girls express concern about their appearance during pledging.
If the fraternity you really wanted to join did not give you a bid, you are probably a loser and should kill yourself. Community Service is for pussies. Before signing a bid, be sure to know if that fraternity prefers date rape or gang rape. Frat boys know that only dorks can read. Try to convert as many brain cells to liver cells as possible.