I wouldn't use IIS, even if you PAID me. They are two incredibly sweet little girls and they conned me into getting the domain name as well. I am the most non-creative person that I know, but have great logical sense. I can come up with logically creative solutions to situations, so that helps out. I feel that I should explain the nick of dceptuv as well.
People see that and for some reason assume the worst.
In this case, it is quite the opposite. I am a pussycat at heart. Heck, I am a guy, and I have 3 cats. I just call him the little gray bastard. I currently am the Senior Technical Analyst for a company based in Wichita that I helped to get off of the ground called alittlebiz .