I'm not a real Windows 95 user. I'm not a real Windows 95 user. Never ask a guy what type of computer he uses. If it's a Mac, he'll tell you, if it isn't, why embarrass the guy. What's all this talk about computers crashing in the year 2000.
Resistance is futile.
Soon you will realize that you have been on the darkside, you are now on the path to the light. The light shines in the darkness and Windows comprehendeth it not. May the OS 8.1 be with you, Grasshopper. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur. Anything written in Latin sounds impressive.