Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
Women are from earth.
Men are from earth. Deal with it. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes. You are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior.