Say, the pigs have refused to find any more truffles until you leave. Finally, a man who can satisfy two women at once. The Lord giveth and He just kept on giving, didn't He. Say, who mows your nose hair. Oooo, how original.
Most people just have their teeth capped.
Just one more thing. I can't find this word in any of several dictionaries. Thanks to all, Ronald J. Lundquist, Esq.