England is old and qaint. I don't like the pollution and general decrepitness. Or the prevailing paternalism. Or the bland, fatty food, or the customer service, or the medical care.
Recycling is something that goes on at the drycleaners.
The refrigerators work - in cold weather. The escalators work - when it's not busy. The lifts work - when they're not full. The military sprays DDT, tests Sarin on humans, and misleads parliament. Lying Ministers sell weapons.