It has circled the globe, passed through the hands of celebrities, multimillionaires, royalty and heads of state. It is our privilege to present it to the unwashed masses for the first time.
Nobody knows for certain why it was created.
About all that scores of scientists were able to discern is that the user must pull the handle to get started. The buttons and knobs will materialize kitschy garments from the anticosmos and pulling the handle again will place those garments on The Man. Beyond that, the scientific community takes no responsibility for rhinestone addiction, werewolf-length sideburns or an inexplicable craving for peanut butter. There's no turning back now, baby. Click here to play.