A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
Junk is something you throw away three weeks before you need it. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.