You get winded playing checkers. You sink your teeth into a Thick, Juicy Steak and they stay there. The only whistles you get are from the teakettle. Your favorite TV personalities are Sid Caesar, Milton Berle, and Lucille Ball. You need a smaller house with a bigger medicine cabinet.
Work becomes more fun and fun becomes more work.
The best part of your day is over when your alarm clock goes off. Your children begin to look middle-aged. The gleam in your eyes is the sun reflecting off your bifocals. You stop to think and sometimes forget to start again. A dripping faucet causes an uncontrollable bladder urge.