You drop one on the hard floor of a fourth grade classroom from desk height and the little convict could cross the room in two deft bounces. I don't think anyone ever owned one of those erasers for over two months, it just didn't happen. You might lose one and find another, but it's not the same eraser. Ah, me neither. If they did they must have been awful.
Seeded grapes are bad enough.
I wonder if today's eight year olds even know that grapes used to have seeds. I bet they don't. Tell an eight year old that grapes used to have little seeds in them, but now they don't, and the kid will look at you like you're an idiot. If you have ever eaten tortilla chips that were not corn chips please email me and tell me so.