I find it ironic that after four years of learning how to schedule your classes so that you're not up before noon that here we are at the crack of 7 or whatever it is. It's an interesting day . . I find it interesting that here we are celebrating your academic achievements, we're honoring how smart you are and they force you to wear a hat that makes you look more stupid than you will ever look again. I don't quite get the idea with the hat. You've succeeded, worked hard and they put a little pointy pizza box on top of your head and, just to rub it in, a little fluffy cat toy to hang into your eyes.
Nobody loves the hats.
I'm here to tell you this is the way to go. Forget all the applying to schools and reading and working in libraries, here's what you do. Get yourself a TV show, wait about 25 years and they throw things at you, I'm telling you. So much easier. I was, of course, flattered but it made me a little nervous about my own doctors because I never actually bothered to check if they were real doctors or honorary doctors.