I'm for girls wearing ties. It makes them look sexy. Anyway, Jeffrey M. Jentzen, the head Milwaukee M.E., composed this memo about two years ago requiring everyone in the morgue wear at least one tie. I guess he was rubbing it in his employees' faces because the edict came after male workers complained that a cravatte tends to cramp one's style while one is zippering open the dead. I can't tell you how many times that's happened to me.
Some twisted souls find it a turn-on .
Back to Jeff, the Milwaukee Tomb Boy. In grand management style, the tie-wearing Jentzen solves his labor problem with one, broad Brave New World brush stroke. Oddly, this story inspired me to nostalgia. I wrestled out a ladder. I wiggled into the dark outreaches of a closet top shelf to retrieve something I hadn't opened in eons.