Dissolve back to studio. That is so sad. I'd just like to say that self-consciousness and irony seem like fun at first, but they can destroy your life. You gotta be earnest, be real. Real feelings are important.
Objective reality does exist.
I'd like to thank Alex for having the courage to come on today and share his experience with us. This humourous interlude has been brought to you courtesy of the giggles mailing list, but its content is the sole reponsibility of its submitter.