But, if you sell '82 LeSabre windshield wiper screws, then you might want to be a little more targeted in your efforts. Nobody listens, of course. They know that the Internet is the fabled El Dorado where the rivers run gold and cash is common as dust-bunnies. Leap before you look, quoth the lemming. If you want your hit counter to go insane, tell it about your childhood.
Tricks are for dogs.
Stick to basics. It's okay to work in your underwear in your partially remodeled basement as long as everyone assumes you're wearing a suit in a high-rise on Success Avenue. It's NOT okay to broadcast your slovenly habits to the world at large via ill-formatted email, poor spelling, sloppy grammar and inept punctuation. If every second line of your email breaks after the first word, we're done. As Excess There is.