Every moody loner has to write a ton of obsessive fan mail swearing dog- like devotion to some overrated actor or actress. You have to do it, or else no one will understand why you went on a 12-state killing spree. Some good celebrities to write fan mail to include the silver screen's Jamie Lee Curtis, celebrity impersonator Fred Travelina and entertainment legend Englebert Humperdink. Every moody loner has to fall to his knees sobbing for no good reason whatsoever. It's part of your contract, right after that bit about wearing faded army flak jackets whenever you go out in public.
Weeping is pretty easy.
All you have to do is think of something sad like a lost puppy dog or the motion picture Ishtar . You'll be drowning in your own tears in no time. Composing bad poems. Every moody loner has to compose ream after ream of wretched poetry. The poems can be about anything, provided that they are without rhyme, meter or any redeeming literary value.