The Internet Florists Association does hawk corporal posies over the net. Ignore all the advertising and click over to the virtual florist page. Of course, the folks at Virtual Florist will now hound you for the rest of your natural life with e-mails begging you to buy real flowers. Perhaps you just want to send a little something to that cutie you met in the bar last night. There are only two napkin designs to choose from, but with 150 characters, I'm sure you can come up with some original content.
Phone numbers are always good.
If you can't quite lure the object of your affections with flowers and cocktail napkins, maybe you need to get him or her drunk. Try sending out a virtual cocktail. Maybe you just want to get something nice for a platonic friend. Here's a beer. Sorry you can't drink it, you pathetic lush.