It's really sad. I named them all at dinner. And then I talked to them while they swirled around in my stomach. Frankie Lee, Jr. kept trying to stick to my ribs. Some beans are like that.
Some beans have no shame and are naked.
One time there was an uprising among the bean families. The sweet peas decided that they better than the pinto beans and changed their last name. Once they attacked a whole battalion of pintos in New Mexico at the Battle of the Refried Bean War. I don't like green peas as much as pintos. Maybe their violent history ruined them for me.