It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats. The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, since the average man can see better than he can think. How long a minute is depends upon which side of the bathroom door you are on. Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the Universe together.
Psychiatrists say one out of four people are mentally ill.
Check three friends. If they are OK, you are it. All I ask is the chance to prove that money cannot make me happy. If you think nobody cares that you are alive, try missing a couple car payments. Eighty percent of all people consider themselves above average drivers.