One makes it turn into a monkey, the second gives it extra strength, the third makes it invisible. He touches a lock and it breaks. But he is afraid of the light. Local officials told The Hindustan Times they suspect the 'monkey man' is an alien or a robot. He's also reported to have worn a helmet, a mask and bandages.
Monkeys run wild in New Delhi and on the outskirts of the city.
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