Samson slayed the Philistines with the axe of the apostles.
Unleavened bread is bread made with no ingredients.
Moses went to the top of Mt. Cyanide to get the 10 Commandments. Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol. Solomon had 300 wives and 700 porcupines. Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption. The people who followed Jesus were called the 12 decibels.