Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on. It should be opened by the time she brings it to the couch. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street bald and still think they are beautiful. Men are like coolers - Load them up with beer and you can take them anywhere. Men are like plungers - They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or in the bathroom.
Men are like computers - Hard to figure out and never enough memory.
Men are like horoscopes - They always tell you what to do and usually they are wrong. Because those men already have boyfriends. Because they are all pigs.