We don't have to layer expensive cosmetic material over acne. Our emotions don't go into periodic and unexpected fits, during which the world is a happy-happy place and crashing to an end all at once. We don't have to paint, adorn, or decorate every part of our body with polish, jewelry, lotion, glitter, or makeup. We have the keen ability to look at our reflections in the mirror and be able to tell if we are fat or not without consulting anyone. We have no desire to own so many possessions that they could never be arranged in any semblance of order.
Women get drunk quicker and cheaper.
It is less expensive entertainment, and it it much easier than waking up with a hangover ourselves. An old man went into the social security office and filled out an application. He was too old to have a birth certificate, so when he was asked to prove his age, he opened his shirt and showed them his gray hair on his chest. They accepted that as proof, and gave him his first check. He went home to his wife, showed her the check, and explained to her what had happened.