A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does. A man will dress up for weddings, funerals.
Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends and favorite foods and secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house. Jokes Atomic Analysis A look at the base elements of which men and women are made.