People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark. The restrooms are outside. Opening day of deer season is recognized as an official church holiday. When it rains, everyone is smiling.
Prayers regarding the weather are standard practice.
The pastor wears boots. Four generations of the same family sit together in worship. Church activities are planned not to conflict with a Cowboys game. There is a special fund raiser for a new septic tank. Finding and returning lost sheep isn't just a parable.