You can't fall off the floor. The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he thinks. Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where you left them to where you can't find them. Whatever it is that hits the fan will not be evenly distributed. Clothes make the man.
Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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