According to Timo , who heard it from Miss Manners, you can never have too many platters. But if you'd like to get us a gift, we've registered with the Contemporary Realist Gallery so that you can contribute toward this oil painting by Willard Dixon, which we like immensely. The painting is 9 inches high and has the wingspan of a pelican. You might be wondering how we're going to fit a 6-foot painting into a round house.
People ask similar questions about pegs and holes all the time.
Willard Dixon is known for his landscapes. This particular landscape seems to have been obscured by the makings of a balanced breakfast. His works hang in the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York , the San Francisco Museum of Modern Art , and the de Young Museum in San Francisco. You don't hear them complaining about pegs and holes.