Spooky things send a chill up your spine and make you have to sleep with a nightlight so that they don't eat you in your bed. Because he is nice. Skulls can be nice no matter what mean people might tell you. That's okay, though, because vampires are also very happy, nice people. They are just different than you and me which doesn't mean they don't like to be hugged.
Vampires love to be hugged.
It just makes life interesting. I would like to introduce you to my squishy friend Walter. He's the happiest guy I know because not only is he squishy, he also has a great toy. I think so. He likes to get tans and look at girls in bikinis at the beach.