Another for Gore. One for Nader. One for Bush. Jesse Jackson wants to help, but we don't need him. Or Divine Intervention.
Time is up.
The Florida-Florida State game is Saturday, and, well, fans in the Sunshine State don't want to be doing something stupid like counting ballots at tailgate parties. The Gators got an interception. At first it was mesmerizing. A close election. Already some good citizens are planning to vote against the winner, should we ever get one, in 2004.