Don't egg my car or leave desperate messages on my answering machine. If you ignore my warnings, I am very good friends with a local TV anchorman. If the above stipulations don't daunt your courage, you may attempt to court my daughter. She has many charms and fine qualities. If your nerves fail you, seek another royal victim.
Many families are democracies rather than kingdoms.
I'm less concerned with protocol and more interested in the prospective girfriend's personal attributes. You must be perfect with no visible or nonvisible physical defects. Your character should be equally flawless. Your hair must be a gorgeous dark brown with beautiful sparkling hints of auburn when hit by the noonday sun. Your eyes must be like pools of dark chocolate swimming in a sea of pure white.