All shaving or putting on make-up . All driving their faux SUVs with their teeth. At the very least, it's just another example of government as Mom. Maybe to soothe the fears of City Hall, we should encapsulate everything within city limits over 6 feet tall into a nice, safe condom. You get this sickly feeling that we are morphing into something that would disgust and sadden even the most acrimonious and cold-hearted developer.
Trees kill people.
Perhaps we shall join the ranks of Compton, Van Nuys or Canoga Park, proudly thump our chests and refer to ourselves as Santa Clarita. Search our online archive, or browse past editions. All rights reserved. Direct questions and problems to the webmaster . Don't miss a thing.