Well, we know a hiker like that. Cathy has whatever you need on the trail . . . Just let her know if you'd like it with cream or sugar. Just a minute. She'll find her inflatable raft and we can pile in.
Most hikers park their cars at the trailhead, throw on their packs and head out on the trail.
First she has to untie the kayak from the back end of her wagon. Carefully open the door so the furniture doesn't fall on her toes. Toss aside last weekend's laundry. Push the rollerblades out of the way. Pull out that old TV and try to pawn it off to anyone who'll listen to her tale.