Congratulations, Mr. Hopkins, yours is the first poem to have a negative score on the Pritchard scale. We're not laughing at you. We're laughing near you. I don't mind that your poem had a simple theme. Sometimes the most beautiful poetry can be about simple things, like a cat or a flower or rain.
Poetry can come from anything with the stuff of revelation in it.
Just don't let your poems be ordinary. He is exhausted. Use, come on Mr. Overstreet, you twerp. Language was developed for one endeavor, and that is, Mr. Anderson. That's a laugh.