In the first book of the Bible, Guinesses, Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. Jacob stole his brother's birthmark. Joseph gave refuse to the Israelites. Pharaoh forced the Hebrew slaves to make bread without straw.
Unleavened bread is bread made without any ingredients.
Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. He fought with the Philatelists, a race of people who lived in Biblical times. Solomon had 500 wives and 500 porcupines. The inhabitants of Egypt were called mummies.