Every morning there would be a piece of toast on top of it. Their service department would have an unlisted telephone number, and the blueprints for the box would be highly classified Government documents. The X- Files would have an episode about it. It would burn the toast, fling it across the room, and shock you if you touched it, but your toast would talk to you, play music, and try to convince you to buy Netscape stock. The process would be emphasized as slow toasting, taking four, five, or even seven years.
Toast abroad is available.
Thankfully, with the increasing cost of toast, consumers have the opportunity to make large, semi-annual payments until the time their toast is ready. The ultimate toast goal would be to yield round, well-rounded, uniformly informed, toasted toast.