A group of UU church school children were trying to determine the sex of a rabbit. A UU meeting must seem strange to outsiders. A person will speak and says nothing.
Nobody listens - and then everybody disagrees.
Whatever is a quorum for the church board meeting. A man was walking up the street, when he passed by a Catholic Church. He noticed smoke pouring out of the building. The Priest grabbed the New Testament, and ran out. Smoke was pouring out of the building.