Eyes freeze shut when you blink. Alter boys have to jumpstart the candles. You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo. Miami residents cease to exist. Montanans put the studded tires on thier bicycles.
Politicians actually do something about the homeless.
Too cold to think. You need jumper cables to get the driver going. Montanans shovel snow off roof. Montanans button top button. Your car helps you plan your trip south.