You can fail in ordinary ways, that will go mostly unnoticed, or you can fail spectacularly. You could even succeed at becoming famous for your failures. Hang your GDU diploma proudly, especially if you live in a foreign country where no one can read English. Even in the United States, most people won't get close enough to read it. They will think you have a college degree, and thus are qualified for really important positions of authority such as City Manager of Nogales, Arizona or President of the United States.
People just assume people with college degrees are smarter and more successful they area.
This is the result of a hundred years of marketing by Harvard and Yale. Be proud of the fact that you are a GDU graduate. And buy a GDU tee shirt so the free diploma offer can continue. A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary. Madness takes its toll.