My husband wants to have another. I'd like to watch him have another. If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot dog stands on the moon. Sex is what women have and men want. The more I know men, the more I love my dog.
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. Chamfort Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes. A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam. Biology is the only science in which multiplication mean the same thing as division.