Anyway, we have a variety of services available here at the Institute, even though it isn't exactly one of our major reasons for existing. We do not gaurantee the efficacy or safety of these services in any way. The only thing you can be sure of is that we will take your money, and that something will happen. Now there is a test to determine exactly that. All that is required is to make an appointment at one of our non-secret regional offices, and let our Demonology Personel take a shot at it.
Results take anywhere from seconds to decades.
We have recently made our Insect Cannon available for use by the general public. Originally designed to send individual insects into orbit, the power and range of the device has been dramatically increased, allowing you to send cockroaches and crickets into interstellar space. For those who can't afford to buy their own robotic dismemberment chambers, we've made one of ours available. Just set up a reservation and pay in advance, and you can have unlimited use of it for the entire day. We don't even charge extra for excessive clean-up of blood and fragments of flesh and bone.