That's all I write about, so my fans tell me. So it seems you are exaggerating a bit. The fact is that we are all perverts and want to read about it. If you catch me at any point in the day, there's a pretty good chance that sex is what I am thinking about. And so are you.
Society trivializes it.
The truth is that sex is like air. It's not important unless you're not getting any. I am the poster boy for this claim, having gone without for 527 consecutive days. But if you think that I am boring you with all of this depraved discourse, you will be happy to know that this column, inspired by Sarah Jessica Parker's hit HBO sitcom, is in the gas chamber as you read. A change is in order for the new millennium.