A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The next morning the barber found a dozen bibles at the door to his shop. The next morning the barber found a dozen doughnuts at the door to his shop. The next morning the barber found a dozen more lawyers waiting for a haircut. Men are from earth.
Women are from earth.
Deal with it. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. I was once in a spelling bee, but I lost because the other contastents cheeted. Now I know why they call them trial lawyers.