Yes, you could win prizes. Not great big prizes, and odds are you won't win anyway, but theoretically it could happen. Certainly, someone will win. And all they have to do is write a poem using phrases from Spam, or write a poem about Spam, and email them in by midnight EST on Nov. 30. Please see contest rules below for instructions.
Third place gets nothing.
Winning entries, and those of selected runners-up, will be posted on SatireWire . All authors will be credited. You can use it too, of course. It's just that we get the rights to it to do with as we please. You may submit as many entries as you like, but you can't win more than one prize.