Then he would pull himself along on the sand, letting the sand wipe the excess fecal matter from his anus like a dog wiping himself on the grass. This nature camp is all about sunshine and enjoyment - letting your body luxuriate in the penetrating rays of UV light and running down to wash yourself in the sludgy water, ripe with the latest factory pollutants. It is about crashing into an old man with flabby flesh on the beach, whom just manages to brush his meaty hands against your exposed bottom as you continue on in the volleyball match with grated teeth and tight buttocks. Le Cap d Agde is about getting back to the basics, away from our textile slavery and into the B.O. salivating embrace of our fellow humans. It is about enjoying the precious sunset on the Mediterranean as you eat hearty portions of bouillabaisse even as a corpulent elderly French madame farts with noisome regularity at a table beside you while smiling sweetly in your direction.
Naturism is the very essence of getting back to nature and becoming true denizens of the earth.
With chests exposed and buttocks joyfully revealed, there can be no end to the deep spiritual experience naturism has to offer. We must embrace the trees, even though the bark is rough on the crotch, and we must not be afraid to accept the great societal bond that naturism inspires, even though it may be particularly hard and erect at times. As one Cap d Agde naturist has proclaimed, Out here nudity brings us all to the same social level. It is a taste of paradise, albeit through chapped lips and coconut-flavored suntan oil. The Columbia Chronicle is an award-winning college newspaper written and distributed weekly by the students at Columbia College Chicago.