There's a long tradition of people changing their names or tacking on fresh sobriquets after being transformed by a thunderous epiphany. In the Bible, Saul became Paul after a blinding roadside vision inspired him to convert to a cool new cult. More recently, in the 1980's, I had a number of friends who acquired Hindu-sounding monikers after their initiation into Rajneesh's wild creed. I bring this up, Leo, because I believe the serpentine adventures you'll enjoy in 1998 may precipitate such breathtaking tweaks in your identity that you'll want to add a novel alias or tag to your collection. I'd like to turn the cliche around and apply the reverse to you, Virgo.
Massive dehydration is already so completely underway that death is nigh.
I'd like you to use this as a metaphor for your emotional state in the coming months. Be aware that you will encounter some very dry stretches in 1998, during which time you'll have to be quite imaginative in keeping your feeling nature moist. And most importantly, don't wait until you're psychically parched. Start now to figure out how you're going to be totally sure to get all the tender wet sweetness you need. But boy am I ever saying it now.