Fellow mammals, there is no denying your success in the world of comics. And unlike the other candidates you will not have to achieve name recognition. But the constitution requires candidates to be 35. Let's move onto the issues. As I understand it if elected you will pay off the deficit by slashing the defense budget to nothing.
Tigers are good for that.
Show him Hobbes. He doesn't like to be called a stuffed tiger. I figure if people want guns, that's fine. We just outlaw bullets. I'm partial to Tyrannosaurs Rexes but anything big will work.