Reveals parents' occupations. Writes a 5-10 page resume. Sends the resume on a computer disk with a cover letter instructing the recipient on how to access it. Includes a photo with spouse, two children, and the family dog. Confesses to being fired from the last three jobs.
Scribbles handwritten comments on the resume in lieu of a formal cover letter.
Attaches transcripts and self-serving letters of recommendation from friends and former employers. Forgets to include address and telephone number on the resume. Handwrites note on back of envelope indicating address and phone number on resume has changed.