A couple was having a discussion about family finances. A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did. Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener. The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. A woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.
Some people think life begins at conception, while others think life begins at birth.
But some believe that life begins when the kid moves out and the dog he left behind dies. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business fell, you were there.