On-list if you have to. Again, it takes, at most, a minute and a half. Hey, buddy, this is the internet. I don't know about you, but I got pills for that. I don't read that fandom.
Nobody wants drooling, sappy gush.
I can't even tell you how much horseshit that is. I really can't. The author's probably moved on. Maybe so, maybe not. If nothing else, you can give us a chance to laugh at how we used to write.