Oh, the pills are worth it, it's my wife is not worth it. I went to a restaurant one evening with my date. He was about halfway finishing his meal when took a hard look at the potato. I took out my cell phone and dialed the automobile club. Just as the dispatcher answered, there was a loud fender bender on the highway nearby.
Most people wait until after the accident to call.
George W. Bush was thrilled at finally being able to spend his first night in the White House, but something very strange happened. On the very first night, he was awakened by George Washington's ghost. With all the excitement of the White House, Bush still couldn't sleep well, and then, later on that night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moved through the dark bedroom. Bush still couldn't sleep well, and much later he saw another ghostly figure moving in the shadows. It was Abraham Lincoln's ghost.