God created it because he values elegance and simplicity, but then the users and managers demanded he tack senseless features onto it and now everything is more complicated and expensive than ever. He could, if he used the debugger, but it's tedious to step through all those variables. God thought he eliminated evil in one of the earlier revs. God thinks of him as irritating but irrelevant.
Otherwise things can wait until tomorrow.
Onto a backup tape. A lot of people are drawing things on the white board, but doubt that it will ever be implemented. Not unless there is a special need to recreate you. And searching backup files is a major hassle, so if there is a request for you, God will just say that the tape has been lost. Some people claim they hear the voice of God.