It's better to have beer in hand than gas in tank. Life is too short to drink cheap beer. Beer is good food. To some its a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Friends don't let friends drink Light Beer.
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
Cut the small talk and get me a beer. Pretty nervous if I was in the room. The warranty on my liver. Better give me a tall one in case I like it. No, I know what they look like.