If they don't, circle the store three times and lay on a voodoo curse. Go to another restaurant. Carry a marker and tablet wherever you go. Make signs to flash at people. YOUR BUS are perennial favorites.
Motorists always enjoy a good laugh while in heavy traffic.
Go into a typically child oriented area, say a Chuckie Cheese or a Discovery Zone. Ride as many rides as you can. Make a scene. Duck your head when they put you handcuffed into the squad car. It's always a good time.