You don't, stupid. It seems they weren't making enough money selling their stuff at craft supply stores. If your pipe starts to taste funny, just drop it in the dishwasher. I'll tell you who needs a rest. You must be a girl.
Pipes are for men.
Everybody knows that. Go buy yourself some of those long, skinny menthol cigarettes, you pansy. For the life of me, I don't know where you perverts come from. You'll find everything you need there. We're all older than you.