Bathe yourself in cool blue water, swim among the fish. Venture into town at night, but beware the thing called clothing. The animals who wear it are prone to misplaced loathing. Disguise yourself in shorts and sandals. Pretend you're one of us.
Shades are good for island life.
Loud shirts are a must. When conversation falters, focus on your drink. Always agree with what they say, no matter what you think. Inc. All rights reserved.