We will come to it all in time, but let it suffice for now that before he joined the lord chancellor's office as official carrier of Derry Irvine's ermine train on state occasions, David was quite the lefty. Boris the Jackal Johnson, in the crowd at Sunday's Trafalgar Square concert, leading the booing when Mr Tony had the audacity to appear on the platform beside Nelson Mandela. Meanwhile, a challenger to David Lock for Stupidest MP 2001 steps forward. It is Nigel Evans, Tory MP for Ribble Valley, who answers a movie questionnaire in the Clitheroe Advertiser.
Marina explains slowly.
How maddening they didn't make that clear and you simply look like a puffed-up halfwit. They didn't make it clear, yes, I see. Well, goodbye then. More on David tomorrow when we examine the transcript of the threatening call he made to For You, the above mentioned free sheet. This chap could turn into quite a character.