B As Calvin once complained to Hobbes, we're supposedly living in the future and still worrying about things such as weather. Of course, controlling the elements would already be a thing of the past if we had scientific proof that weather could actually help a guy get laid.
Porn always drives future industries.
Sadly, this also means that porn always shows the shortcomings of current technology. That's good and bad news for men who have been looking forward to the world beyond blow-up dolls. We're still far away from the virtual reality that will allow us to enjoy a screening of Casablanca while sitting next to Sam at the piano. That may even be a true claim. We haven't been shopping in Tokyo lately.