Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. She's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent. If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. Noorda's comments came only a day after Netscape released Version 407 of its Navigator browser, which includes the ability to listen to AM radio from any laptop.