Men are very confident people. My husband is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates hard enough he can help his team. If it's attention you want, don't get involved with a man during play-off season. Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.
Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning.
Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches. All men look nerdy in black socks and sandals. Men who are going bald often wear baseball caps. All men are afraid of eyelash curlers. I sleep with one under my pillow, instead of a gun.