Some homeschoolers like to be nonconformists. In order to identify yourself as a nonconformist, you will need to wear the right kind of denim jumper, never cut your hair again, and have a larger than average family. All the boys will need to wear slacks and dress shirts whenever you're out in public, and the girls will need to wear denim jumpers or pretty flowered dresses. While some think this is a phenomena completely confined to the homeschooling community, it really isn't. Nor is it a novel way to keep a handkerchief available at all times.
Twaddle comes in many shapes and sizes.
Sometimes one mother's twaddle is another mother's favorite unit study. Ask the Shearers. They have dedicated years of their lives in an attempt to grace the cover of that well-known magazine and have even written a song detailing their exploits. Your best bet would be to have lots of multi-talented and photogenic children, and to spend your lives doing marvelous things while wearing matching Sunday outfits and posing in your beautifully appointed home. I simply don't know what to do.