The lifts are just plain whacked. The mappers at Valve just didn't know how to get them to work right. They make me feel warm and fuzzy inside. Warm and tingly. The answers are stupid.
People submit too many boring ones.
I think spyke may be behind this. I forgot to take me feet out first, so then my feet smelled like steak, so I ate them, and they were good. Not as good as real steak, but good. So then I put the rest of my legs in the microwave and tried to eat them, but I couldn't fit them all the way inside. And thats why I don't buy socks anymore from the guy on the corner.