There is nothing to be ashamed of. Bikini wax 'nuff said. Dance every chance you get. It's good for the cardio-vascular system and makes you part of the fun. Don't be like those people who don't dance because they think they look like idiots.
Most people look stupid when they dance.
Don't let reality stop you on that one. Don't get drunk and have sex with strangers and then cry about it to your best friend just to do it again the next day. Take control of your destiny. Protect your goodies. They are the only goodies you got.