A day when you have dreams of a candlelight dinner, diamonds, and romance, but consider yourself lucky to get a card. Comes off if you cry, shower, or swim, but will not come off if you try to remove it. The number of times you ask someone male to take out the trash, then end up doing it yourself anyway. That happens in every country, son. The trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to prove it.
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out with the boys on Wednesday nights, and so does she. However, we ask that you keep Joke Email intact and forward it in it's entirety. Joke Email is published weekly.