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The Pentagon announced this afternoon that reconnaissance flights by U.S. Navy EO-3 aircraft will resume along the Chinese coast immediately. In order the prevent any further mishaps all aircraft will have the following sign affixed to the rear end. It s hard to refute a good analogy and this is one of the better ones when it comes to the current tax cut debate. A listener sent it to me with only a note that it appeared in The Chicago Tribune. If I m violating someone s copyright here, just let me know and full credit will be given.