You have a perception problem. My reality check bounced. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key. Don't meddle in the affairs of dragons, cuz, like, you're crunchy and taste good with ketchup. Always try to be the best, but don't ever think you are the best.
Money is a good servant, but a bad master.
People in glass houses should always wear clothes. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. A waist is a terrible thing to mind. Never clean your room while your plane ticket is in it. Always drink upstream from the herd.