We decided to use it as a ceiling fan. Four Catholic ladies were having coffee. Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients for them to operate on. Everything inside them is color coded. Everything inside is in alphabetical order.
Politicians are the easiest.
There's no guts, no heart, no spine, and their head and butt are interchangeable. A woman and a man are involved in a car accident and it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally destroyed but amazingly, neither the man nor the woman are hurt. I'm a woman. There's nothing left, but fortunately, we are unhurt.