The person may not be taking in enough oxygen. We all know what happens when we stop breathing. This is not something we handle at the health center. Call 911 if symptoms develop. People need to go to the hospital.
Nothing speeds it up.
However, we do want students to eat while drinking. She wants students to think about this possibility ahead of time, before things get this far. Spring break won't be such a fond memory if someone gets really sick or dies from alcohol poisoning.