Two ships are in the harbour. Both are going to the same destination. They explain that there is going to be lots of rules and they will be enforced strictly. Homosexuals are not allowed on board. No smoking or drinking, or rock'n'roll.
Rich people get all the big cabins.
They have to pay more for them, but only rich people get to dine with captain or use the pool. Religious services are held every Sunday and attendance is obligatory. Let's pray first. And you'all be sure and have lots of fun. The other ship is captained by Bill Clinton.