The right selection, is to protect your erection. Wrap it in foil, before checking her oil. A crank with armor, will never harm her. If you really love her, wear a cover. Don't make a mistake, cover your snake.
Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener.
If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket. No glove, No love. Return to the Humor Page . Enhanced for Netscape 1.1 . Last Modification August 28th, 1995.