Never ask for help. Even if you really, really need help- don't ask. People will think you have no penis. Women like it when you ignore them. It arouses them.
Vanity is the most important trait for a man to have.
Whenever you pass a reflective surface, check you hair, clothing, etc. I just don't like her personality. Bodily noises are permissible. Everyone finds a man more attractive if he can write his name with urine. One sure way to make a girl like you is to go after her best friend.