Magazine inserts be damned to hell. Don't misspell my name. I was maybe four years old when the first Rocky movie came out. You are not clever. Drive over the speed limit or get out of my way.
Pedestrians have the right of way.
Please stop trying to run over me when I walk. When I asked for paper bags, I really meant it. Please don't bag my extraneous items in extra plastic bags. Oh, and stop slotting my eggs in sideways. I'm suddenly very tense.