Look out for the root beer chick. And bald guys at Morrill Hall. Damn, it was a good thing Hannibal was sitting down. Ha, ha, yes it is a good thing Hannibal was sitting down. We have no idea what you're talking about, but thanks for writing in.
Summer is fun as hell.
Paging Dr. Obvious to Network. Dr. Obvious, Network. Technically, that's five B's. I'm looking for a job right now, and the two things I want the most out of my summer job are work with hot girls and work at a place close to a Best Buy. Best Buy epitomizes BBQ, Basketball, Beer and Bitches.