She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family. He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps.
Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. He buys two cases of beer. The bonds mature. I must be able to do better than that. A husband, proving to his wife that women talk more than men, showed her a study which indicated that men use on the average only 15,000 words a day, where as women use 30,000 words a day.