And Billy Boy, it's just getting started. You go to a Washington fundraiser and everyone else on the dais has a paper bag over his head. You go to a Washington fundraiser and they ask you to put a paper bag over your head. You invite congressional Democrats to the White House for a legislative-strategy session and they insist on full immunity. You notice that Democratic candidates in Missouri have started wearing rubber gloves when they shake your hand.
Socks agrees to testify.
You offer California's entire House delegation a free ride home on Air Force One and they tell you they're already booked on Greyhound. The Democratic Party of Arizona invites you to do another photo-op at the Grand Canyon, only closer to the rim. You clear space on your schedule for a campaign stop in Georgia, but the candidates announce they have to shampoo their hair that night. By a unanimous vote of both houses of Congress, the White House grounds are officially designated a National Leper Colony. The White House chef keeps seating you near the kitchen.