And I m sorry that most of these tips apply to men. Trust me, this is a safe assumption. You re asking for trouble if you buy her carnations.
Many women associate the flower with funerals.
And really, don t give them to her in a red, plastic vase. Do not buy her a little bitty stuffed animal that makes noise. And especially don t buy her a horse that plays a song you would hear at a racetrack. Although, I do have to say, my parents dog, Lucy, enjoyed the sounds the horse made when she was mangling it. But she didn t get punished for eating the horse.