A booklet issued today by Labour campaign managers advises candidates on presentation, style and deportment. The 16 page booklet is divided into six sections. It covers deportment, dress sense, elocution, cleanliness, table manners, and body language. The booklet is the brainchild of deportment expert Margot Souter, who said she has been working with Labour's campaign supremo Peter Mandelson for over a year. It's high time Labour candidates bucked up their ideas on manners and fashion.
Sloppy habits make for sloppy campaigning.
The Labour party has refused to reveal the name of the designer of the campaign uniforms. A fleet of Transit vans will distribute the uniforms around the country and a further 500 uniforms are travelling with Labour deputy John Prescott on the campaign battle bus. The bus has been fitted with a special glass-walled changing room.