Don't worry, all these questions are easily answered once the students have arrived here. First- years will soon figure out which courses are guts, whether or not they consume enough alcohol to go Greek, and that friends will do laundry if paid enough. The one issue that should strike terror in the hearts of prospectives is food. This is a never-ending search. Most incoming students think they will eat most of their meals in one of the dining halls at the university.
Most incoming students are na ve and foolish.
It is simply impossible to survive off the food these dining hall provide. The dining hall located closest to the first-year dorms, O' Hill, also happens to serve the worst food of all the dining halls. If students don't mind a bit of a hike, they may trek to Newcomb Hall, which serves food slightly superior to that of O' Hill's, but still sub-par at best. A typical dining hall meal consist of four leafs of brown lettuce, a bowl of Froot Loops, an ice cream cone, and five glasses of Coke. There are also several snack bars around where students can use their plus dollars to purchase food, but plus dollars run out after approximately twenty-three and a half minutes, and are only a temporary answer.