Profanity is the one language all programmers know best. Drugs may be the road to nowhere, but at least they're the scenic route. If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill.
I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me. Get forgiveness now - tomorrow you may no longer feel guilty. Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.