Gymnasts have amazing balance and grace, and breakdancers have awesome moves. Both are things that I try in my spare time up at Penn State. They are both skills that would complement martial arts, but they're just cool for the sake of being cool as well. If you're a smart person, you can see what's smart about the next guy. If you're secretly afraid you're a moron, okay, then to you, everybody's a moron.
Time is a waste of life.
If a man keeps telling you he loves you, over and over, then something is wrong. The noted horror master deviates a little bit to tell the story of a magic world hiding in the weave of a rug, the people who protect them them, and the horrific evils that pursue them. My favorite of Barker's novels, the story is compelling with a unique world populated by mad salesmen, witches, and demon children. Towing Jehovah by James Morrow God, a giant person two miles long, dies and falls out of Heaven into the ocean. The Vatican, quick to hush this up, hire washed-up supertanker captain Anthony Van Horne to tow the smiling corpse to an Arctic tomb crafted by God's dying angels.