There are so many to choose from. I never wore a tie to work. So I suffered. Conference itself didn't amount to shit, of course, but I got to meet some Minneapolis fans in the evenings. No, but I know this girl who lives here.
Ties are unfannish.
And definitely not me. From the article, I guess I could say not wearing them was a safety measure. It pays to be up to date. There's Henry, known as the Statsman for his habit of meticulously recording cricket statistics. Then there's Bob, known as The Boring One.