Real men don't beat women. Real men don't eat children. Real men don't get cut off. Real men don't sexually harrass. Real men don't use thesauruses Real men jog home from the vasectomy.
Real men sleep in the wet spot.
Real men wear leather - chiffon wrinkles. Real men write self-modifying code Remember, in nuclear war, all men are cremated equal. Some are becoming the men we wanted to marry. Some men are not fools, they stayed bachelors. Some men without a god are like fish without bicycles.