Sex with you should be just as good sober as it is in the clouds. Otherwise, find a man who appreciates you, not just your body parts. Stay open-minded about holiday and birthday gifts. Since he spends most of his available cash in a headshop, he'll probably end up getting you a plastic honey bear bong before he'd ever contemplate buying jewelry. Get used to hanging out with his pals.
Stoners usually travel in packs.
This means you'll be treated more like a hostess than a girlfriend. Don't try to have a serious discussion about your relationship with him while he's stoned. When he's had a few hits, the only honest emotion he'll be able to convey is hunger. Aviod getting stuck dating the white boy who thinks he understands Bob Marley's struggle for human rights just because they have pot intake in common. Also stay clear of them if they sport makeshift dredlocks.