All The News That Isn't Read on for this week' s monologue, or check out this year's archive . The A's and the B's know they're overqualified. Remember to order the Kosher meal in advance if you want the Uzi. Pat Buchanan is looking for a new party. It's down to either the Reform or Nazi.
Reform has the better buzz, Nazis have the cool outfits.
Miss America says women who've been divorced or pregnant should run for Miss Damaged Goods America. Kenneth Starr, looking back, says he has mixed feelings about Mr. Clinton. The Coast Guard says it will start shooting at boats that might be used by drug smugglers. Cross off that bass boat with the big Merc on back from the mid-life wish list. Well, sounds like whatever you're taking is doing you some good.