You get the priviledge and honor of perusing one of my heretoforth unpublished works of dramatic genius. You will enter into the project at its infancy stages. All you have to do is read through what I have written, and then, in your infinite wisdom and exuberance, tell me what you think. I need to know what you didn't like, what you don't want to see, what you hate about, but more importantly what you like. If you think a joke is good, or a character is great or a scene is marvelous, let me know.
Positive feedback is even more useful than negative feedback.
Before entering the following page it is understood that I will not infringe on the writer's creativity and pirate the manuscript or any resemblance to the ideas herein in any way shape or form. Failure on my part to not be a sneaky sonofabitch will result in severe rammifications. I'm seriously going to whoop up your ass. So don't be a dick, and don't steal my ideas. So, read away, and enjoy.