A closed mouth gathers no feet. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere. Never lick a gift horse in the mouth. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent. If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.