Not hungry, not homeless. Will work for sex. Of all my relations, I like sex the best. One who objects to being a sex object, probably isn't. Operation Rescuer's are too ugly to have sex with anyway.
Oral sex is a matter of taste.
Ma Bell is a little past Playmate age. Please check your sexuality at the door. One mistake and you support it. Safe sex, the next best thing to being there. Sexy Smurf on a sesame seed bun.