Fortran is for pipe stress freaks and crystallography weenies. If any real programmers are around at 9 am, it's because they were up all night. Mounting climbing is OK, and real programmers wear their climbing boots to work in case a mountain should suddenly spring up in the middle of the machine room. Documentation is for simps who can't read the listings or the object deck. Strong typing is for people with weak memories.
Schedules are for man- ager's toadies.
Real programmers like to keep their manager in suspense. Actually, no program- mers write in PLEX, if they don't work at Ericsson.