For every action there is an equal and opposite government program. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. Always yield to temptation, because it may not pass your way again. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. Men are from earth.
Women are from earth.
Deal with it. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. Middle age is when broadness of mind and narrowness of waist change places. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. Experience is a wonderful thing.