Men are like commercials - you can't believe a word either one of them say and they both last about 60 seconds. Men are like parking places - the good ones are taken and the ones left are handicapped. Men are like snowstorms - you don't know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last. Men are like microwave popcorn - they're done in 30 seconds. Men are like nylons - when you need them, they run.
Men are like paper cups - both are dispensable.
Men's brains are like the prison system - not enough cells per man. Men are like guns - keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it. Men are like vacations - they never seem to be long enough. Men are like computers - hard to figure out and never have enough memory. Men are like coolers - load them with beer, and you can take them anywhere.