Strange things are afoot.
Let's go live now to Grover's Mill, New Jersey, and our correspondent, Bud Buck. The world's media have gathered in a farmer's field just outside Grover's Mill, where a giant cylindrical object has buried itself in the dirt. No one has come very close to the object. I'm as near as anyone, maybe 30 feet away. With me is Associate Professor of Mob Psychology Wilfred Steed of Pandering College.